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♪♪
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Les:
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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♪♪
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[ Bell jingles ]
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Oh, my Gosh!
Oh, honey!
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I can't believe
you went to Jared!
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This is a new beginning
for us, darling.
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I'm just so excited
for our future.
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[ ManBearPig roars ]
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[ Man scream ]
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Man: Ooooh, yeah!
Take that, cop!
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You want some,
too, Sheriff?!
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Yeah! There you go, bitch!
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Another dead cop!
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And another one!
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Yeah, you want some,
too, copper?!
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You want a piece of this,
you God damn pigs?!
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Officer, you have
to let us out of here!
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We don't have
much time!
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Yeah, that's the last cop.
Let's get outta here!
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Sir, you have
to listen to us.
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ManBearPig is real.
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Oh, God.
Here we go again.
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"We gotta stop ManBearPig!
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We gotta take it serious!"
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But we do!
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ManBearPig is gonna
kill everyone,
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and he is not
gonna stop!
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Oh, well, then I guess
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I don't have to do
anything about it.
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Can you get off
your god damn video game
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for five fuckin' seconds
so we can have a conversation?
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Where the hell is Al Gore?
Why isn't he coming for us?
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Nobody's coming for us, Stan.
They think we're murderers.
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And that's why we have
to break out of here ourselves.
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Excuse me, officer?
- Shut up.
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I don't wanna hear anything
about ManBearPig
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and how we're all doomed.
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No, it's not that.
It's just...
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I noticed you're still
riding you're horse
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all the way back to camp.
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Yeah. Trains and stagecoaches
don't go to my camp.
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No they don't, but...
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you can use cinematic mode to
make it way easier on yourself.
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♪♪
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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[ Screaming in distance,
explosions ]
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[ Siren wails ]
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All right, everyone.
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I realize
a lot of people have died
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and most of the roads
have been destroyed
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due to all the fires,
so I'd like to thank you all
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for coming to tonight's
symposium...
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"When Should I Start to Worry?"
[ Sirens wail in distance ]
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I'd like to make this
an open discussion
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and hope we can
all participate in ways
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that give better insight.
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Yes, Mr. Clarkson?
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I'm pretty sure
there's a ManBearPig.
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And I'm fairly certain that
he has eaten two of my children
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and destroyed our home.
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When should
I start to worry?
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That's an excellent
question.
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There's definitely evidence
that all the death
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and destruction around us is due
to a ManBearPig.
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But no exact correlation
to a ManBearPig.
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Definitely not,
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and that's why
we are all here,
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to try to pinpoint
when should I start to worry?
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I think that the time
to start worrying is coming.
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I don't know if I believe
in ManBearPig or not,
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but I do know that I'm open
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to the idea
of starting to worry.
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[ Scattered applause ]
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I think Stephen echoes
a lot of our feelings right now.
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Arghhh!
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Foolish mortals!
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Your time is nigh!
Face your end!
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Um, it looks like
Satan is here.
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Should I start
to worry?
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[ Scattered applause ]
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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[ Door rattles ]
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[ Banging on door ]
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Stan?!
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We broke out of
jail, Dad.
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Come on.
Get outta sight.
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Cartman tricked
the guard.
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We all ran home to be
with our parents.
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Where's Mom?
Your mom's been out
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trying to find you a lawyer
and a therapist.
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We've been doing
all we can!!
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Dad, that thing we saw
take Ned...
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It was ManBearPig.
It was real.
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What are you talking about.
It was just a bear.
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No, Dad! It's...
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Why do you keep
looking at the TV?
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What? Why?
I dunno. What?
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You've been playing
"Red Dead Redemption"?
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A little bit!
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I mean, when I'm not doing
all the stuff for you.
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I thought you were working
on getting me out!
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Sorry!
I needed a little break.
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You're all the way
to Saint Denis?!
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That's like 40 hours
of gameplay!
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How could you...
Are you high right now?
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I'm a little high, yes!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, what?!
I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry I needed to decompress
with all this shit going on.
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I can't believe you would
get high and play video games
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while your son
is in jail!
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You're such an asshole!
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Well, at least I'm not
a school shooter!
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It wasn't me!
It was a demon named ManBearPig!
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Oh, whatever!
"ManBearPig! ManBearPig!"
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You sound like
your freakin' grandpa.
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Yeah, because I learned a lot
about... Woah, woah.
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What are you talking about,
"I sound like grandpa"?
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He's been talking about
ManBearPig coming
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since I was fuckin' 14.
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It's nothing new.
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♪♪
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Someone made a deal with it...
a long time ago...
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Do you know how to craft
stamina tonics?
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Mom?
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♪♪
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Dad?
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♪♪
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I don't know
if you can hear me.
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I feel so alone right now.
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I feel like the whole world
is falling apart
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and somehow I'm supposed
to do something but...
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I don't know
what that is anymore.
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Al Gore: Fear not.
Do not give up on yourself.
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You must keep
believing.
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Mr. Gore?
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Where have you been?!
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It's me. Al Gore.
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Yeah.
Where have you been?!
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You cannot lose faith,
my child.
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Even though everyone
is ripping on you.
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Even though
they don't believe you,
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and they're saying
you're just seeking attention
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because you lost
the presidency,
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you have to be strong.
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What happened to you?!
Are you dead or something?
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No! Not dead!
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Just merely using
a flashlight on glass
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to apply the Pepper's
ghost technique.
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Wait, what?
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Oh, God damn it!
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You see my point?
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Things aren't always
as they appear.
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You have to stay strong,
my little crusader.
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I can't do this alone.
I need help.
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I did, too.
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Didn't get it.
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What more do you
want from me?
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I've atoned
for my mistake.
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I'm sorry that we were
getting a lot
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of different information
at the time.
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You know,
even you were wrong
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about a lot of the things
you said would happen...
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What's that?
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Nothing.
I didn't mean...
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See ya later,
alligator.
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No, no, no, no!
I'm sorry!
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I am sorry, please!
I'm cereal!
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I didn't mean
to say you were wrong,
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just that some
of your predictions
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didn't happen...
- Oh, yeah.
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You're real cereal.
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Please, please!
Please!
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I'll do anything!
I just want everyone to be safe!
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All I was doing was trying
to be your mentor.
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You know who
my mentor was?
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Me! Al Gore!
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Hello, Al Gore.
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[ Gasps ] It's him!
Just in time, too.
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Thanks for coming in my time
of crisis, Al Gore!
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[ Police radio chatter,
sirens chirp ]
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Sorry to call you down, sir,
but this is a bad one.
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Oh, no.
That's fine.
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I finally arrest
four school shooters
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and can play some
"Red Dead Redemption,"
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and then I get a call
about another school shooting.
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This one really doesn't look
like a school shooting, sir.
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Five different witnesses
say it was definitely...
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ManBearPig.
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God damn it!
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There is no such thing as
a ManBearPig, you got that?!
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We're working with facts here,
not goofball theories!
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Yes, but, sir,
all the forensic scientists
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say there are bear
and pig footprints...
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Fuck scientists!
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Why are you trying to
figure out what's going on
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with scientists?!
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The only thing
I want to know is
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who committed
this school shooting
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since our
school shooting suspects
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are in jail!
- Detective!
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Detective, we just got word
from the station.
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The four shooting suspects
broke out a while ago.
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Oh, well, there you go!
It was them again!
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Gee, I didn't need
any freakin' scientists
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to figure that out,
did I?
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Get 'em outta here!
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Now how the fuck
did those kids
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break out of my jail?!
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Jenkins said
they tricked him.
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Said they could show him a way
to fast travel
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in "Red Dead Redemption"
by upgrading his camp,
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and then
they just took off.
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There's a way to fast travel
if you upgrade your camp?
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Jesus.
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You better start
from the beginning.
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Reporter: More damage
and destruction today
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as the death toll rises
to the hundreds.
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Some see this as evidence
ManBearPig might be real,
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while others say ManBearPig
is a fabrication
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for political gains...
[ ManBearPig roars ]
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[ Reporter screams ]
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Stan:
Grandpa?!
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[ Sternly ]
What did you do?
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Oh, Billy.
[ Chuckles ]
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My grandson come to visit!
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This isn't the first time
ManBearPig has shown up, is it?
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What happened?
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Billy,
I have Alzheimer's.
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I don't even remember
what happened this morning.
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Cut the shit, Grandpa.
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You people knew.
You made a deal with that thing.
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We thought
we'd be dead by now!
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We didn't think we'd have
to live to see the consequences!
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Aw, great! Just tell
the whole world, Margret!
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Why did you old people
make a deal?!
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We had a right to be happy,
too, ya know!
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And you just signed away
the future?!
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We didn't want to have to give
the demon his stuff back!
252
00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:54,825
What stuff?!
253
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,825
All our cars.
254
00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,282
And premium boutique
ice cream.
255
00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,697
You couldn't control
yourselves
256
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,560
so now that thing is here
to kill all of us!
257
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,450
Good fuckin' job, Grandpa!
258
00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,413
Kyle, come on,
we've got to go.
259
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:10,877
Go where?
260
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,384
I had a vision, Kyle.
Al Gore's ghost visited me.
261
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,545
Al Gore isn't dead.
262
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,213
Well, his ghost
came to me, Kyle.
263
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,492
He said he had a plan,
and we need to go.
264
00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,347
Are you in or not?
265
00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,678
Mrph rmh rmphm?
266
00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:26,268
[ Crickets chirping ]
267
00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:27,682
We shouldn't
be out here!
268
00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:28,940
We're wanted by
the police.
269
00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,110
Shhh.
What was that?
270
00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,190
Mrph rmhmhm rm.
271
00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,480
This is where Al Gore
told me to go.
272
00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:35,657
[ Growling ]
273
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,657
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
274
00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,659
[ Roars ]
275
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:40,829
It's Satan!
276
00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,238
What are you
doing here, Satan?
277
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:46,750
I was told to come here
by the spirit of Al Gore.
278
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,583
Us, too.
But why?
279
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:53,375
Remember...
280
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:58,012
even though I am gone,
you must still work together.
281
00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,467
Work together how?
282
00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,553
I'm not talking to you.
283
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,560
I'm talking to the ones
who are actually cereal.
284
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,561
You cannot
lose hope.
285
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:10,350
There is still much
you need to know.
286
00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:18,566
[ Gunfire, screaming from a TV ]
287
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,235
Oh, you'd better not...
288
00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,412
You bitch!
289
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:22,740
[ Screams ]
290
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,714
You're playing Red Dead Redemption,
aren't you?
291
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,206
So? What of it?
292
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,743
What did I tell you about
playing on my save game, Maggie?
293
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,663
No. No. This is my life,
now, Harrison Yates.
294
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,332
I started over,
with me own save game.
295
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:35,670
What are you
talking about?
296
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:36,925
See for yourself.
297
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:38,864
You and all your talk
of wanting your own life.
298
00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,424
I wanted something
new, too!
299
00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:41,805
I started over
in the snow,
300
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,695
and worked my way up to
the new gang leader!
301
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,433
I have thousands
of dollars of me own.
302
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,060
I built a house
with John Marston.
303
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,971
I'm helping
his family, now.
304
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,515
You fucking slut!
305
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,058
That's right,
Harrison Yates.
306
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,396
And what have you got?
307
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,410
A basic starter horse
and the $20 gambler's hat
308
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,488
you won in
a poker match.
309
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,272
I'm twice the man
you are, now!
310
00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,781
Don't you talk
to me like that!
311
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,317
I'll talk
however I want!
312
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,281
I've completed every
hunting side mission,
313
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,116
found seven
legendary animals.
314
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,121
Found them where?
315
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,498
I'm not telling.
316
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,000
You wanted your own life,
and now, you got it!
317
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,170
Maggie!
318
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,828
[ Cries ]
319
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:20,629
And in conclusion, let me just
say that you are the future.
320
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,842
You cannot give up hope.
321
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:27,306
I brought you all together
because I believe in you.
322
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:28,844
Okay, but what do
you want us to...
323
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:33,062
And sometimes, believing is
all that we need to be cereal.
324
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,614
Kyle:
Credits?
325
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,571
[ Light applause ]
326
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,452
Did you guys
like my movie?
327
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,829
What are you doing?
328
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:50,036
Exactly. I'm trying
to get you to ask,
329
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,792
"What would Al Gore do?"
330
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,453
Make a movie
starring you.
331
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,998
Yes... to get you all
to not give up.
332
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,711
To get you to fight!
333
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:03,380
You don't understand.
There is no fight.
334
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:07,345
A deal was made.
We do not know by whom.
335
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,976
But this demon
has grown stronger,
336
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:14,231
and no mortal
can do anything to stop it.
337
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,359
No mortal,
but what about you?
338
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,236
Why would I help mankind?
339
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,692
Satan, come on.
340
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,136
Are you really gonna stand there
and not say you appreciate
341
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,368
all the nice things humans
have done for you lately?
342
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,028
I mean, not sure
if you've noticed,
343
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:31,074
but we're pretty much doing
things your way up here.
344
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,834
I... must admit,
people up here on Earth
345
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,462
have been doing a lot of
my work for me lately.
346
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:41,672
Maybe... maybe it is time
I did something for them.
347
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,799
Grampa: We were all young and
foolish back then, Billy.
348
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,468
We didn't think
about the future.
349
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,353
We just
wanted things.
350
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:57,392
This creature shows up,
and it seemed like a good deal,
351
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,355
for everyone in town.
352
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:02,067
You didn't stop to think about
what it would mean for us?
353
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,823
Ah, Billy,
it's not that simple.
354
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,657
We thought about it. But our
town was so tiny back then.
355
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,789
We just... We wanted nice
things that other people had.
356
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,165
And you didn't give
two shits
357
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,974
what it would mean
for your grandchildren.
358
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,373
I didn't think
I'd have grandkids.
359
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,379
I didn't even
want children
360
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,337
That's why I always came
on Gram Gram's tits.
361
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,046
[ Groans ]
362
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,323
But then, one night, I'm having
sex with your grandma,
363
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,134
and she sticks her finger
in my ass.
364
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,265
She had sometimes
licked my ass before,
365
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,315
but this was the first time
she used her finger,
366
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,307
and I came inside her
like that.
367
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,392
I pulled out,
and your grandma was like,
368
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,307
"Did you just come in me?"
369
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,477
And I was like "Well, you stuck
your finger in my ass."
370
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,237
And that's basically
why you're here, Billy.
371
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,817
This is supposed to
make me feel better?
372
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,658
I'm just saying that I wasn't
thinking about the future
373
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,995
because your father was supposed
to be nothing but dried up crust
374
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,955
on Gram Gram's
titties.
375
00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:00,087
You people made a deal
with ManBearPig.
376
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,667
How? Where?
377
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,754
It doesn't matter, Billy.
It's too late now.
378
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,884
Tell me how
the deal happened,
379
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,763
so that I can try
to make it go away.
380
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:14,267
[ Screaming ]
381
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,474
[ ManBearPig roars ]
382
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,398
No! No!!
383
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,106
Satan:
ManBearPig!
384
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:27,569
♪♪
385
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:32,908
[ Roars ]
386
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:42,707
♪♪
387
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,589
[ Car alarms blaring ]
388
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:48,969
♪♪
389
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,175
[ Roars ]
390
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,635
[ Growls ]
391
00:14:52,809 --> 00:15:01,058
♪♪
392
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,442
[ Growls ]
393
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,273
[ Screams ]
394
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:15,445
♪♪
395
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:26,299
[ Roars ]
396
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,208
[ Coughing ]
397
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,138
Satan!
398
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,343
H-Hey. Hey kids
399
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,099
[ Coughs ]
400
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,726
I'm sorry.
401
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,104
No. Satan,
you can't die.
402
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,357
Everyone dies.
403
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,392
I just wish
I could have helped you.
404
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,108
[ Coughs ]
Oh, God. It hurts.
405
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,648
We can't do this
without you Satan.
406
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,283
You have to.
You have to keep trying.
407
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,445
If you can't stop ManBearPig,
how can we be...
408
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,658
You have to keep trying!
409
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,448
[ Coughs ]
410
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,242
You... have to believe.
411
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,208
[ Grunts ]
412
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,748
♪♪
413
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,917
Mmph.
414
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,801
Satan's dead.
415
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,338
[ Bell tolls ]
416
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,676
[ Crying ]
417
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:18,388
Come back.
Come back.
418
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:26,191
[ Ding! ]
419
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,317
Goodbye.
420
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,947
♪♪
421
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,904
Dude, this is
pretty fucked up right here.
422
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,660
And now
on Park County Cable Access,
423
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,622
"Should We Start to Worry?"
with your host Jim Kimble.
424
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,208
As our town continues to burn
to the ground,
425
00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,293
Satan has been slaughtered
and sent to Heaven.
426
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,459
Should we start to worry?
427
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,593
Joining me now, an expert
on our county resources
428
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:54,963
and preparedness, Alec Vaughn.
429
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,885
Alec, should
we start to worry?
430
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,699
Jim, I think
we should definitely consider
431
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,184
starting to worry.
432
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,706
Satan was one of the most
powerful entities,
433
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,392
supposedly,
in the universe,
434
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,773
and ManBearPig annihilated him
like a bitch.
435
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,730
I don't think we should
waste any more time
436
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,565
underestimating
the importance
437
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,900
of beginning to think about
starting to worry.
438
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,988
Also joining us is the former
Vice President, Al Gore.
439
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:20,370
Mr. Gore, do you believe
it's time for us to deliberate
440
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,577
the process
of starting to worry?
441
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,958
[ Echoing ] If by worrying,
you mean getting cereal,
442
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,210
then an emphatic "yes!"
443
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,212
I don't think
there's any more room
444
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,669
for not considering
underestimating the importance
445
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,879
of beginning to start
the process of mulling over
446
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,340
the conceptualization
of starting to worry.
447
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:39,131
And the time to do it is...
very soon.
448
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,095
Hey, what
are you doing?
449
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,306
I'm being
a spiritual mentor.
450
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,187
These people are
depending on me.
451
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,064
No, they're
depending on me!
452
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,398
I'm depending on you,
goofball!
453
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:55,440
[ Screams and sirens wailing ]
Aah!
454
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,108
All right,
looks like we're clear.
455
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,245
I can't believe it's
the weekend, and I'm at school!
456
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,558
This is
the best place to hide.
457
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,934
Why? Of all the places
we could hide,
458
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,102
why do I have to sit here
in school?
459
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,708
Mmph!
460
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,689
Where's the last place anyone
would think we would hide?
461
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,994
The scene of our supposed crime,
dummies! We're safe here.
462
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,755
I'd rather be in jail
than in school.
463
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:13,540
[ Door knob rattling ]
464
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,675
Mm mmph!
465
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,336
Guys? Guys!
466
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,594
Stan!
467
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,644
Guys, thank God!
Just stay right there, Grandpa!
468
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,800
I know all about the deal.
I know what we have to do.
469
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:23,977
How'd you
find us here?
470
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,289
I figured you guys
were hiding somewhere.
471
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,456
This is the first place
I thought to look.
472
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,561
Mm-hmm!
473
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,251
Yeah, I guess we're dummies,
huh, Kenny?
474
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,641
Yeah, I guess
we're dummies.
475
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,434
Guys, listen...
My stupid grandpa
476
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,881
and a bunch of other old people
made the deal with ManBearPig.
477
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,341
It's here because
of their greediness.
478
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,697
Grandpa:
Everyone's greedy!
479
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,278
Shut up, Grandpa!
480
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,637
I know where to go,
but I need your help.
481
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,074
I'm going to face ManBearPig
and put an end to this deal.
482
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,115
Are you crazy? We just saw
ManBearPig take down Satan.
483
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,561
What the hell are we supposed to
do against it?
484
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:48,666
We have to try.
485
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,202
[ Siren wails ]
486
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,463
Man: Attention school
shooters... again.
487
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,546
We have you surrounded... again.
488
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,802
Come out
with your hands up!
489
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:03,261
We just sat in school
for nothing.
490
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,268
Listen!
We know what to do now!
491
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,850
Drop to the ground and put
your hands on your heads.
492
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,106
No, I need
to face ManBearPig.
493
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,187
We have orders!
You're coming with us!
494
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,647
Yates:
Belay those orders!
495
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:19,485
♪♪
496
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:24,074
I've been a fool
denying ManBearPig's existence,
497
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,159
and I didn't realize it
till I went home.
498
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,292
My wife... had started
a new life without me.
499
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,623
I wanted to give up,
500
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,005
but instead,
I robbed a bank in Saint Denis,
501
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,336
and I went to an island
north of Cuba.
502
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,594
After I came back, that's
when it all caught up with me.
503
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,629
All the stagecoaches
I had robbed,
504
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,675
all the horses I had stole...
for what?!
505
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,561
We're nothing if we don't
believe in each other!
506
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,892
And God damn it, it's never
too late to start trying
507
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,807
to do the right thing.
508
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,021
You think you know
what that is boys?
509
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,357
Yes, I do.
510
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,897
We're going to face
ManBearPig
511
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,236
and put an end to this deal
once and for all.
512
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:10,157
Okay, sign here...
and here.
513
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,576
These documents state
merely that you've been granted
514
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,416
power of attorney by your town
and that you wish to attempt
515
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,080
to void
the current agreement.
516
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,215
Kay...
517
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:20,876
Since this is
a renegotiation,
518
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,215
you agree that ManBearPig
has right to compensation
519
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,597
for termination,
and you will give up all rights
520
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,598
to specified assets.
521
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,431
Yes. Yes, we agree to give back
cars and ice cream.
522
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,720
[ ManBearPig grunts ]
523
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,479
Uh, let me confer
with my client.
524
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,357
[ Grunting softly ]
Uh-huh. Got it. Yes.
525
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:37,893
My client says
that he...
526
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,070
[ Grunting softly ]
527
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,821
Kay.
Uh, mm-hmm.
528
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,573
ManBearPig has
no interest
529
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,575
in you giving up cars
and ice cream.
530
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,032
Well, what's he want everyone
to give up?
531
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:51,164
[ Crowd murmuring ]
532
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,325
There! There he is!
There he is!
533
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,743
Is it over?!
534
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,038
Um, he says he'll never
come back again, but...
535
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,049
we have to give up soy sauce
and Red Dead Redemption 2.
536
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,757
All: Ohhhh!
537
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:11,427
Just plain rice?
538
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,187
Yeah,
that's what I thought.
539
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,895
Um, could we possibly talk about
restructuring a new deal?
540
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,105
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
541
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,359
No. No. Just, like, can we do,
like, a renegotiation?
542
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,607
All right,
sign here and here
543
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,492
that you are entering
a renegotiation with ManBearPig.
544
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,698
Where do I sign that?
- Right there.
545
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,704
Okay.
- Yeah, I thought so.
546
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,206
Shut up, Grandpa.
547
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,061
Man: And sign here
that ManBearPig has rights
548
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,980
to the lives of all children
in third world countries.
549
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,495
Kay, got it.
550
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,129
And you agree
to ignore ManBearPig
551
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,756
until he returns
in five years,
552
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,570
in which time the carnage
will be a thousand fold.
553
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,301
Kay, where
do I sign that?
554
00:21:45,351 --> 00:21:49,901
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