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♪♪
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Les:
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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♪♪
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[ Birds chirping ]
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[ Chirps ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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Yeeeah!
You got it, Ned!
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That was a nice shot!
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[ Voice box ] Thanks.
I thought so, too.
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Come on,
let's see what we got.
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Huh. Looks like you
shot the shit out of it.
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There's nothin' left.
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Hey.
Lookie here.
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Jesus. You ever seen
animal tracks that big?
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[ Voice box ]
No, I have not, Jimbo.
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Looks like a bear.
A huge one!
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Come on,
the tracks go this way.
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♪♪
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Look at that.
Looks like bear droppings.
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But with a man poop
right next to it.
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[ Voice box ]
I'm scared.
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♪♪
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What the hell are we
dealing with, Ned?
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Whatever it is,
it was here recently.
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Randy: Hey!
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What the hell are you guys
doing on my farm?
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We're trackin' a bear,
Randy.
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A bear?
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[ Menacing squealing ]
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That didn't sound
like no bear.
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Where you goin', Ned?
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[ Voice box ] I'm getting
my white ass outta here.
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[ Roaring, squealing ]
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What the fuck?!
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Jesus Christ!
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[ Gunshot ]
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[ Voice box ]
Ahghgghghgh!
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[ Roars ]
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[ Voice box ]
Helllllllp meeeeee!
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[ Struggling ]
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♪♪
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Neddddddd!
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♪♪
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All right, we have some dead
cows down at Milner's Ranch.
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I want Conners and Tiggs
to check that out.
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And the two hikers
are still missing.
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Let's have all units keep
their ears to the ground.
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All right, ladies, that's it.
Second shift starts now.
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As for me,
I'm finally heading home.
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Gonna finally get
some R&R, sir?
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Yup. Gonna go home and play me
some "Red Dead Redemption 2."
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I got a train to rob
in Valentine.
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Cop: Detective?!
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Got a call
from the school.
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Another kid's
been killed.
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No, no, not another
school shooting.
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Can't they handle it
themselves?
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Said they need us
right away.
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God damn it.
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Why the hell can't these kids
stop being a pain in my ass?
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[ Siren wails ]
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[ Car door slams ]
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Children, everyone
just stay back, okay?
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The police are coming.
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All right, what happened?
What grade was the shooter in?
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Oh, thank God.
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Some kindergartners
found the body.
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I-I don't think
it was a shooting.
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Of course
it's a school shooting.
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It's cut and dry.
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Let's just get this over with
so I can go home.
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Where's the victim?
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Over there.
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♪♪
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Cop:
What the hell?
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Jesus,
it's a complete mauling.
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Looks like part of him
was eaten.
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All right, which one of you
little shitheads did this?
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Come on! I don't have time
for these little games.
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Which one of you peckers
felt isolated
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and lashed out
at society?
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If I have to stay here
and do an investigation
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instead of go home
and rob a train,
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there's gonna be
serious hell to pay!
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[ Door clangs ]
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So, what was he doing
alone on the playground?
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Staci Nakabe says
he just wanted to run back out
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and get his football.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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And there were bear prints
in the snow?
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Stan:
It wasn't a bear.
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I saw it.
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You saw what?
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It was at my house.
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There was a... thing.
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It attacked my uncle
and took his friend.
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It was like a bear,
but a pig... thing.
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Jesus.
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It was at my house
and then here at the school!
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Everyone says
that kid and I look alike.
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What if that thing
is after me?
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Dude, now you're just
overreacting.
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Mr. Mackey: [ Over P.A. ]
Attention, please.
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Will the following students
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report to
the principal's office.
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Eric Cartman.
Kenny McCormick.
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Thank you, m'kay.
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Aw, what did I do
this time?
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You go first, Kenny.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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I didn't even
do anything wrong!
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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Just stop being a baby, Kenny,
and go.
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Take a seat boys.
Right there.
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[ Flame crackles,
lighter clicks ]
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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You know how shitty it is
to be a cop?
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There's real emergencies
every day...
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real people
who need real help...
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but then, every other minute,
I gotta stop everything
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'cause one of you
little fuckwads
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decides to go
and shoot up the school.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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Shut up! Now, which one of you
had a beef with Colin Brooks?
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Nobody gives a shit
about Colin Brooks.
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Oh, yeah? I asked
the kids in this school,
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"Who are the biggest loners?
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Who's most likely to rage
and be the next school shooter?"
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You know what they said?
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The fat, ugly, mean kid and
the detached, loner, poor kid.
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Hey, I'm not poor,
all right?
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Or was it both of you?
Fess up.
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I have people
in Horseshoe Overlook
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who are depending on me
to get provisions
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so we can head
back east.
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You're playing
"Red Dead Redemption 2"?
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That's right.
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And I'm gonna make
both of you school shooters pay
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for wasting my time.
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[ Keyboard clacks ]
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Keep looking.
There's a lot of people
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saying they saw it,
Kyle.
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It's not just me.
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"Evidence of the creature
of South Park."
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This is like
a conspiracy website.
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It's not a conspiracy,
it's real.
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Keep going down.
There's video.
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There!
Right there!
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[ Mouse clicks ]
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[ Mouse clicks ]
That's it.
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That's was I saw.
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I saw ManBearPig.
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ManBearPig?
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Don't you remember, dude?
We were warned about this.
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That weirdo guy who came
and told us this would happen?
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He was right.
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You guys!
You guys!
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The police
are trying to say
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me and Kenny killed
that douchebag Colin Brooks!
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What?
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They questioned us
for hours.
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They said they have enough
to get warrants for our arrest.
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But it wasn't
you guys.
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We know that!
What the hell are we gonna do?!
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Who was
that ex-president guy?
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The one
who showed up
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and tried to convince everyone
of a ManBearPig?
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Mrph rmhmhm rm?
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Al Gore.
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In my report, you'll see that
Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick
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are believed to have
worked together.
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I've issued warrants
for their arrests,
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and this case is now
in the hands of the DA.
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And I am finally going home.
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Keep McCormick and Cartman
in separate holding cells,
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and don't wait on me
to book 'em.
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I'm gonna be playing "Red Dead
Redemption" for the next 18 hours.
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Cop: Detective!
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Whattt?!
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There's more dead kids.
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Out in the woods
by Stark's Pond.
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In the woods?
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There was a school shooting
out in the woods?
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Outside of school
is the one place
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kids are supposed
to be safe.
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They're saying
it's really bad, sir.
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Need all units.
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[ Sighs deeply ]
God damn it.
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If these kids don't stop
killing each other,
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I'm gonna shoot 'em all
myself.
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♪♪
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Hello, uh, we're looking for a
government sort of guy named Al Gore?
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Al Gore...?
Al Gore...?
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Sounds familiar.
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He said he was
almost president once.
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He came to our town
to warn us about something,
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and we have
to find him.
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Oh, yeah.
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This looks
like Jim Turner.
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Mrph rmhmhm?
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The state bowling champion
five years in a row.
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You can always
catch him practicing
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down at Gramercy Lanes.
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[ Indistinct conversations,
pins clacking ]
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Focus.
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Calm.
Center.
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♪♪
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[ Pins clack ]
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Yes!
Die!
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Die, you pins!
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Oh, we've got a straggler,
do we?
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You're gonna die
just like the rest of 'em.
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Mr. Gore?
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Focus.
Calm.
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Al Gore?
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♪♪
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That's a name I haven't heard
in a long time.
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I don't know
if you remember us,
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but we're the kids you got to
help try and capture ManBearPig?
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Well, uh [chuckles]
you were right.
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Ha. You... You were
totally right.
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ManBearPig is real,
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and, uh, he's killing
lots of people in our town.
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Oh.
Sucks for you.
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[ Pin clacks ]
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Please, Mr. Gore!
We need your help!
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ManBearPig
isn't going to stop.
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Oh, is it
inconvenient now?
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I tried to warn you all,
but no one took me cereal.
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You all just made fun of me,
didn't you?
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Well, now you can just
deal with it yourselves.
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Please, just tell us...
How do you stop it?
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You stop it
all those years ago
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when I freaking warned you
and you still had time!
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There has to be something
we can still do.
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Please, Mr. Gore.
You're the only person
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who knows
anything about it.
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Say you're sorry
for making fun of me.
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We didn't...
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We didn't realize
there were more than...
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Say you're sorry
for making fun of me.
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We're sorry
for making fun of you.
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That didn't sound
cereal at all.
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[ Pins clack ]
255
00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,444
You can't just go along
256
00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,780
with what people are saying,
Susan, okay?
257
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,785
There's no
scientific proof,
258
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:43,413
no real evidence
of a ManBearPig.
259
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,667
Well, there's a lot of smart people
saying ManBearPig is real.
260
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,874
Yeah, and a lot of smarter
people saying it isn't, okay?
261
00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,755
What you need to understand,
Susan,
262
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,338
is that everyone has an agenda.
Okay?
263
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,844
Everyone wants to use
the fear of a ManBearPig
264
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,174
to get what they want.
265
00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,509
[ Glass shatters ]
266
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,299
So they throw around
bad science, bad taxidermy.
267
00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,080
[ ManBearPig roars ]
People coming out of the woodwork
268
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,766
are now experts
on the subject.
269
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,305
[ People screaming ]
[ Roars ]
270
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,815
But you have to use
your own brain, sweetheart.
271
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,395
You can't just
let people tell you
272
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:12,922
that if you don't believe
in ManBearPig,
273
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,403
then you don't care
about the world.
274
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,188
It is real!
275
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,279
You wanna believe it's real,
you go right on ahead, Susan.
276
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,990
No, it's right there!
It's right there behind you!
277
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:25,031
[ Man screaming ]
278
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,074
[ ManBearPig roars ]
279
00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,995
Okay,
ManBearPig is real.
280
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,690
What are we gonna do
about it now, huh?
281
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:32,955
What are we gonna do
282
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,853
that's gonna make
any difference now, Susan?
283
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,001
What?!
We have to do something!
284
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,591
What can we do that everyone
else will also do, Susan?
285
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,505
Come on, use your brain.
286
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:42,993
Even if we do something about it...
[ ManBearPig roars ]
287
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,133
...what about the Chinese?
288
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,893
They're just gonna keep
right on... Ahghhggh!
289
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,225
Boys:
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
290
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,608
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
291
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,144
♪ That should've
been president ♪
292
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,564
Oh, thanks guys!
You shouldn't have!
293
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,482
You told us to.
[ Grunts ]
294
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,526
What did you guys
get me?
295
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,491
Oh, wow.
Look!
296
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,224
It's a "You were right
about ManBearPig"
297
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,581
signed picture!
298
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,412
So, um...
299
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,498
now maybe we can all
work together, huh?
300
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,414
Hang on!
It's movie time!
301
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,253
Go, go!
Start it up.
302
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,335
This is the best party ever.
[ Projector whirring ]
303
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,378
Oh, look, guys.
It's me!
304
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,720
There I am,
campaigning to be president!
305
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,634
That's me
with Hillary!
306
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,552
There's more of me
on the campaign trail,
307
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,312
so full of dreams!
308
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,224
Oh, look! It's me when I found
out I lost the election!
309
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,017
Boo!
310
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,026
But then look!
311
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,404
There's me getting
an Academy Award!
312
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,815
Okay, can we stop
ManBearPig now?!
313
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,279
Who said anything
about stopping M.B.P.?
314
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,866
Y-You told us
to do all this.
315
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,326
Yeah, to make up
for ripping on me!
316
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:50,115
You're still not even
gonna help us?!
317
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,876
I've moved on
from this life, okay?!
318
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,457
I have a new life now!
319
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,747
I'm a bowler!
320
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,416
And when I'm not bowling,
I help out my gang.
321
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,175
They're my family now!
322
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,961
We're wanted in Blackwater,
323
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,721
and we have to move
our camp soon!
324
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,427
You're playing
Red Dead Redemption 2?
325
00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,263
Yeah. It's amazing.
326
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,122
Only thing is,
I have all these stolen items,
327
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,457
and I don't know
how to sell them.
328
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,473
We know how.
329
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,936
Oh, really?
330
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,651
No witnesses to the attack
were left alive.
331
00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,385
The same bear and pig droppings
were found
332
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,150
along with
human excrement.
333
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,660
I don't believe it.
334
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,912
A school shooting
at an ice cream shop.
335
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,539
Damn it!
When children leave school,
336
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,620
they're supposed to be
out of harm's way.
337
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:33,910
Detective!
338
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,794
Sir, we got word
on the two suspects.
339
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:37,455
They appear to be
on the run.
340
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,544
I would be, too,
if I were guilty.
341
00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,925
No one has seen them
or their two closest friends.
342
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,212
A Marsh
and Broflovski.
343
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,847
So, we got us a gang
of shooters, huh?!
344
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:50,635
How the hell hard can it be
to find four boys?!
345
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,928
Sir...
346
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,437
Why don't you take
a break, sir?
347
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,606
Ehh.
348
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,140
You've been
hittin' it hard.
349
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,899
We'll do all we can
to catch these kids.
350
00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,069
Go home,
351
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,731
play some
"Red Dead Redemption."
352
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:01,986
Huh.
353
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:03,943
Got to admit,
I'd love to see the sun
354
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,200
rise over
Citadel Rock again.
355
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:07,985
And I got me a gal
who claims she's got
356
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,528
a side mission or two.
357
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,038
Go on home, sir.
358
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,291
We'll take care
of everything here.
359
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,496
[ Chain rattles ]
360
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,788
♪♪
361
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,672
This is it.
362
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,674
Every piece of information
I ever gathered
363
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,005
on ManBearPig.
364
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,965
Where did ManBearPig
come from?
365
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,755
Is it some sort
of genetic mutation?
366
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,219
[ Chuckling ] Oh!
I thought that once, too.
367
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,885
I wanted to find
ManBearPig's origins.
368
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,305
And so I created this...
the Internet.
369
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,565
With that, I was able
to search everywhere
370
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,192
for any bit of data.
371
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,944
And what I learned is
that ManBearPig...
372
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,821
is a demon.
373
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,277
Rmphm?!
374
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,317
This is
"The Temptation of St. Anthony"
375
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:49,826
by Martin Schongauer.
376
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,737
It depicts several demons...
377
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:55,828
WolfMonkeyGuy, ChickenFishWoman
and ElephantPorcupineMan,
378
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,334
just to name a few.
379
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,916
All of them demons sent
by the Devil himself.
380
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,251
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God.
381
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,461
What?
382
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,112
I should play "Red Dead"
on this computer,
383
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,136
with all three screens.
384
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,128
That'd be
so bitchin' sweet.
385
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,298
Why did the devil
send ManBearPig?!
386
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,886
Why does the devil
do anything?
387
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,517
He's the freakin' devil.
He's a dick.
388
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,097
♪♪
389
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,728
It's probably too late.
390
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,015
By now ManBearPig
is so powerful
391
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,552
that the only way
to get rid of him
392
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,444
is to send him
back to hell.
393
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:27,653
We're going to have
to do a demonic ritual.
394
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,157
All I can say is,
395
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,193
you boys better get
to the grocery store,
396
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,285
'cause it's time...
to get cereal.
397
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,629
Harrison Yates,
where have ya been?!
398
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,007
Another school shooting,
Maggie.
399
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,759
Down at
Baskin-Robbins.
400
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,170
[ Beep, up-beat music plays ]
401
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,055
I haven't seen you in days.
I've missed you so much.
402
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,057
Come have some supper
with me.
403
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,219
Maggie, I just need to relax
a bit, all right?
404
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,432
Please.
405
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,083
I've been waiting for this
a long time.
406
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,439
Just give me a...
407
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,190
Wait a minute.
408
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,647
The house in Valentine
is built?
409
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,904
Where did I get
a sniper rifle?
410
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,154
Maggie!
411
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,031
Did you play over
my save game?
412
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,442
I just played
a little bit.
413
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,827
A little bit, you...
On my save game?!
414
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,783
Why didn't you
start your own?!
415
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,243
You're never home
anymore!
416
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,703
With all these
school shootin's!
417
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,788
I need a life,
too, ya know!
418
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,669
So I robbed a lumber mill
in Monto's Rest,
419
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,751
upgraded my horse,
and got a sniper rifle.
420
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,631
That's my life,
Maggie!
421
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,121
I was going for
more honor points!
422
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,335
God damn it!
423
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,299
Why can't we have
a life together?!
424
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,213
I haven't gotten to play
in three days.
425
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,871
You've done all this
stuff without me!
426
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,470
You got deputized?!
427
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,101
[ Sobbing ]
428
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,682
Oh, God damn it!
That does it.
429
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:40,687
Where are ya goin'?!
430
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,644
I'm starting
a new life!
431
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,353
I'm creating
a new save game.
432
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:45,963
You can't possibly go
all the way back
433
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,103
to the snow level
again!
434
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,862
What choice
do I have now?!
435
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,613
[ Sobbing ]
436
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,450
Fuckin' bitch.
437
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,576
[ Wind whistling ]
438
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,334
[ Bleats ]
439
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,420
Abbul abash my-ah.
440
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,677
What Satan has
put forth upon this earth
441
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:15,385
may it be summoned
and banished forever.
442
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,053
Dude, come on,
what are we doing?
443
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,514
This is stupid.
He was right before.
444
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,772
We call upon
the powers of darkness.
445
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,684
Come on, guys.
We call upon...
446
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,899
All: We call upon
the powers of darkness.
447
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,280
Al Gore was right.
448
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,737
Al Gore was right
all along.
449
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,494
All: Al Gore was right
all along.
450
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,872
We should have
listened to Al Gore.
451
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,705
Boys: We should have all listened to Al Gor...
- Wait.
452
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,369
Wait.
Are you videoing us?
453
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,333
It's Instagram live.
Keep going!
454
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,375
We should have taken Al Gore
more cereal.
455
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:51,951
All right. All right.
That's enough.
456
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,635
You need to stop wasting
our time, dude.
457
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:54,885
People are dying!
458
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,575
You don't have a fucking clue
what you're doing!
459
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,056
[ Bleats ]
460
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,433
[ Electricity crackles ]
461
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:07,396
♪♪
462
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,934
You were saying?
463
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,111
Aw, shit!
464
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,279
God Damn it!
Nothing!
465
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,271
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
466
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,530
[ Coughs ]
467
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,703
[ Sniffles ]
468
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,448
[ Door slams ]
469
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:30,381
Do you all have any idea
what's it's like to start over?!
470
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,086
You walk four hours
through the snow
471
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,297
relearning everything,
472
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,336
all because your bitch wife
went and spent
473
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:39,632
all your hard earned money
on upgrades you didn't want!
474
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,516
I get one little break
from work...
475
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,973
one little break...
and I didn't even get back
476
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,354
to the first brawl
at the saloon.
477
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,686
You can actually bypass
that fight
478
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:49,979
if you go hunting
with Dutch.
479
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,602
Shut up!
480
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,237
These school shootings are done,
you hear me?!
481
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,694
I want this case closed
by the end of the night,
482
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,074
one way or another!
483
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,110
Now, let's move out!
484
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,371
Here he comes, boys!
485
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,122
Prepare yourselves!
486
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:08,832
[ Growling, screaming ]
487
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:15,627
♪♪
488
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:19,262
Who hath summoned me
to this realm?!
489
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,219
Dude!
You summoned Satan!
490
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:24,806
Yeah no doi!
What'dya think we were doing?!
491
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:28,893
Prince of darkness!
It is I, Al Gore!
492
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,433
I was almost
president!
493
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:35,525
What do you wish of me,
Al Gore?!
494
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:36,734
A demon from Hell
495
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,149
has been unleashed
upon our world!
496
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,535
We demand
to know its nature!
497
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,492
We demand to know
its reason for coming!
498
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:49,205
There is only one place you can
find the answers you seek!
499
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,961
It is the place
where all knowledge
500
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,293
becomes known!
501
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,301
Your local library.
502
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,678
Ah! You are
correct.
503
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,715
Your local library
is an excellent resource
504
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,849
for whatever
you wish to learn.
505
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,102
Yes, it is.
506
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,183
Then I command
thee, Satan,
507
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,519
to come with us
to the local library!
508
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,059
And I am cereal!
509
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,273
Dude, Satan's not gonna
go with us to the...
510
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:21,067
Very well, Al Gore.
Let us go!
511
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,906
♪♪
512
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,322
Satan: Yeah, guys!
Guys, over here!
513
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,286
I think I found it.
514
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:31,076
What you're dealing with
is a Sifter of Fate.
515
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,585
What's that mean?
516
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,338
So there's these demons
that, um, actually come
517
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,215
once every few
generations.
518
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,251
They're all about
making deals.
519
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,464
Making deals?
520
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,049
Yeah, check it out.
521
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:45,091
"The Sifter of Fate thrives
on tempting mankind.
522
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,850
It will always offer a deal
in exchange for mercy,
523
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,886
but the carnage will
be a thousand times worse
524
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,225
when the debt comes due."
525
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,640
Okay, so wait.
526
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,558
Now you're saying
that someone in our town
527
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,942
made a deal
with that thing?
528
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,274
Now it's here to claim
it's part of the bargain.
529
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,841
It's sort of like
when you're part of a gang
530
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,606
feuding with a rival gang,
you know.
531
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:02,928
You ride around on your horse
532
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,388
thinking it won't all
catch up with you,
533
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,028
but it always does.
534
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,071
You're playing
"Red Dead Redemption," too?
535
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,615
So good, right?
536
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:10,908
[ Siren chirps ]
537
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,327
Yates:
Attention, school shooters!
538
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,042
We have you surrounded!
539
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,878
Come out with your hands up!
540
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,088
Oh, Jesus.
You gotta tell them, Mr. Gore!
541
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,628
Tell them it
wasn't us!
542
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,343
No. They don't
listen to me, kids.
543
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,099
It's up to you
young people now.
544
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,057
You have to find a way to
get people to take this cereal.
545
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,472
You must convince people
there's a ManBearPig,
546
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,936
which Satan told you is
a Fate Sifter demon
547
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:38,898
that made a deal
with someone in this town!
548
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,607
That's gonna be
impossible.
549
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,693
Yeah, sounds really hard,
doesn't it?
550
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:43,987
People might not believe you
551
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,429
and, like, make fun
of you and stuff.
552
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,864
Poor you guys, huh?
553
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:51,202
♪♪
554
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,368
Cop: They are
coming out!
555
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,457
Hands where
we can see em!
556
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,998
Everyone, listen!
ManBearPig is real.
557
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,259
It's a demon that thrives
on making deals
558
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,385
to exploit mankind's
weaknesses.
559
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:07,263
I am super-duper cereal.
560
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:14,059
We all have to work together,
you guys. This one time.
561
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,223
We have to all put
our pride aside
562
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,768
and be willing to say,
maybe we were wrong.
563
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,187
All right, lock these
little fuckers up!
564
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,198
No! You can't!
565
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,075
That's it, gentlemen!
Case closed.
566
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,282
Now I've got a God damn
stagecoach to rob
567
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,697
in Scarlett Meadows!
568
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,285
Well done, sir!
569
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,542
No! Noooo!
570
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,545
Please! Somebody made
a deal with ManBearPig!
571
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,125
We have to find out who!
572
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,754
Billy...
573
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,715
what have I done?
574
00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:50,315
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