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Les:
I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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Gonna have myself a time
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Friendly faces everywhere
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Humble folks
without temptation
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Les: I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind
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Ample parking day or night
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People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor"
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Les: Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind
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Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph!
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Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph!
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Les: Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine
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Narrator: October was always
my favorite month.
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It was that misty season
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when everyone embraced
the weird and scary.
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Our little town
was no different.
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I was just a kid back then.
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Me and all the other children
were preparing
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for the greatest night
of the year.
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But this Halloween
was different,
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and it would change us all
forever.
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Whoa!
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What the...
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Hey, who left
their scooter here, m'kay?
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Whose damn scooter is this?
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Townsperson:
It isn't anybody's!
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They're e-scooters.
Anyone can use 'em.
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E-scooters?
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Yeah. See?
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There's a bunch here
and a bunch more down there.
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Ohh!
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Everyone can use them
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to get around town, you know?
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Leave 'em where they want
for the next person.
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Well, where the hell
did they all come from?!
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Nobody knows.
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[ Scary music plays ]
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So, anyone can use them?
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Yeah. I think they just work
with your cellphone.
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How?
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Oh, yeah, it has one of those
little scan thingies.
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Let me see.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
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Yeah, dude, it's downloading
an app!
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Cool!
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Uh, It wants
a credit card number.
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You want to use your mom's
or my mom's?
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Let's do your mom's.
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3715-523...
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Is that an Amex?
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Yeah.
You want a Visa?
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8292-438-776-6507.
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Expiration?
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12/23.
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Security co...
921.
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[ Scooter beeps ]
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Dude, it worked!
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[ Scooter whirs ]
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How is it, dude?
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Pretty stupid, but sweet!
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Oh, my God.
Dude.
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Oh, my God!
- What?
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We should use these things
to trick or treat on Halloween!
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Hey, yeah! We could cover
so much more ground!
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We'd get, like,
more candy than anybody.
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Everybody get the app!
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This is gonna be
the best Halloween ever!
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Oh, wait, guys.
I don't have a phone.
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Oh, yeah, Kenny doesn't have
a phone 'cause he's poor.
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Oh.
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Well, that's okay.
We'll figure it out.
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We always do!
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Together: All right!
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[ Engine shuts off ]
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[ Car alarm chirps ]
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[ Spooky music plays ]
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What...
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What the fuck
is going on in...?
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[ Doorbell jingles ]
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How can I help you?
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I'm just gettin'
my Halloween candy.
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Want to make sure
to get enough.
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Last year, I ran out, and
the kids egged my house. M'kay?
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Yeah, you don't want to run
out of candy on Halloween.
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I'll take three large bags each
of Snickers Fun Size,
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Payday Bite Size,
Almond Joy Snack Size,
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and Reese's Teenie Weenie Size.
M'kay?
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Sounds like you want
to be prepared.
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Hey, c-can
I ask you something?
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W-What's up with all these
damn scooters?
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Oh, I think you get
an app on your phone
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and you can use them
all over town.
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No, but, like,
where did they come from?
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You know, it's like one day,
everything was fine,
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and the next, there were these
fuckin' scooters everywhere.
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You don't like scooters?
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I just think people
should drive, m'kay?
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I don't think
people should scoot.
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I just... I just hope
the future isn't scootin'.
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Well, they seem
pretty convenient.
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What can be so wrong
about that?
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Happy Halloween.
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[ Doorbell jingles ]
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[ Spooky music plays ]
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Whoo-hoo!
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Hey, dude!
Check it out! I got my pail.
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Great. Cool.
You got your pail.
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Yup!
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Come on in, Kenny.
Let's talk.
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[ Door closes ]
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Go ahead.
Take a seat, Ken.
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Okay, Kenny,
here's the deal.
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Uh, you know that we have
this awesome plan
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to trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.
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You...
don't have a phone.
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Kenny,
we've been talking,
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and the truth is,
without a scooter,
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you're just gonna
slow us down.
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It's probably best
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you trick or treat
with someone else this year.
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But we always
trick or treat together.
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Yeah, but that's just it, Kenny.
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To use a scooter, you have
to have a phone, and...
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I mean,
if we're waiting for you,
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we're gonna be as slow
as all the other kids.
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It's like... you know.
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Guys, please.
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Look, Kenny, I always
told you that one day,
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being poor was gonna
catch up with you.
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Okay?
But you didn't want to listen.
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You just kept on
being poor,
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and now it's Halloween,
and you don't have a cellphone.
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Okay, okay.
Cartman, that's not the point.
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He needs to hear this,
Kyle.
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You know,
people are just poor,
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and they think
it's not gonna come back
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to bite them in the ass.
- That's enough, dude!
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We're sorry, Kenny.
It's just...
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This awesome plan to get
shitloads of candy
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doesn't... work with you.
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Shouldn't have been poor,
Kenny.
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There was a wee cooper
what lived in Fife
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Knickety, knackety,
noo noo noo
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Hey, willy-wallacky,
hey, John Dougal
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A lane quo rooshety
roo roo roo
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[ Song plays on radio ]
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[ Scooter whirs ]
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[ Scooter whirs ]
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[ Tires screech ]
Whoa, shit! M'kay!
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Hey, you had
a goddamn red light!
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Scooter guy: Sorry.
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[ Sighs ] Jesus Christ.
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Hey!
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Sorry.
What the hell?
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Look at my car!
Who's gonna pay for...
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Sorry, dude!
God damn it!
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Get off the God damn streets
with those things!
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[ Tires squeal ]
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[ Tires screeching ]
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[ Thudding ]
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Scooter guy:
Sorry, bro!
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[ Thud ]
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Oh, fuck me!
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As soon
as the school bell rings,
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we find the nearest scooters
and begin trick or treating
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In butters' neighborhood here.
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Then at 3:00 p.m., we...
[ Doorbell rings ]
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Sh... Sh... Sh... Shit!
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Cover it!
Cover it!
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Oh.
Hey, Kenny.
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Hey, dude.
Uh, look.
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I was wondering,
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do you think I could trick or
treat with you guys this year?
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You wanna trick or treat
with us?
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What about Stan and Kyle
and those guys?
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Oh, you know, I just thought I'd
switch it up this year, ha ha.
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Yeah, look.
Don't tell anybody, but, um...
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we're gonna trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.
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We're seriously
gonna rake in the candy.
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Problem is,
e-scooters work with a phone,
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and pretty sure
you don't h-have...
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I won't slow you guys down.
I swear!
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Dude, it's trick or treat.
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It's not something we're willing
to just mess around with, okay?
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Good luck.
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[ Truck beeping ]
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[ Brakes screech ]
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[ Alarm beeps ]
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Spooky music plays ]
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What the hell?
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Aah!
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[ Thud ]
Scooter guy: Agh!
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Sorry, dude.
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God damn it,
where'd you get that?
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Oh, they're all over, dude.
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Super convenient.
Try it out.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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[ Conversations stop ]
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Hey, guys!
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So, listen!
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I was thinking
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maybe I'd trick or treat
with guys this year!
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You wanna trick or treat
with us? Why?
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Oh, you know!
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Just trying
to be gender neutral! Ha ha ha.
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So, uh, you guys think
you're gonna get
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a lot of candy
trick or treating this year?
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We're gonna get
a butt load of candy!
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Shh! Butters, don't tell
them our secret.
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Oh, we have
a little secret, too!
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But we're not gonna tell people
'cause they're gonna copy us,
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so let's just leave it at that.
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Fine by us.
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So what are you gonna be
for Halloween?
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Be?
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I'm gonna be on an e-scooter
taking all your candy!
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That's what I'm gonna be!
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Dude!
- Sorry!
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Hey, wait.
That's what we're doing!
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What?
- Hold on!
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You guys are using e-scooters
on Halloween, too?
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Oh, you jerks found out
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the girls are all
trick or treating on e-scooters,
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and you stole our idea!
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Okay.
Hold on!
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This is bullcrap!
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[ Kids arguing indistinctly ]
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Narrator: It was the day
before Halloween.
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All of our parents
were gathered together
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to try and stop a nightmare
from coming true.
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All right, everyone.
Quiet, please.
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We have a community crisis
on our hands,
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and it's my job
to keep you informed.
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As you know, there's been a rise
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in the use of e-scooters
in our town.
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Officer Brown is head
of crisis control. Officer?
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We have inside information
that kids everywhere
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are going to be using e-scooters
for tricks or treats.
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Now, with these things,
kids and teens can cover
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a lot of ground
in very little time.
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They can hit more houses
than ever before.
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Because of the scooters,
we also expect
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that people from all
the neighboring counties
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Will commute for tricks
or treats in our town.
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Because of all of this,
we believe
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each household needs
to be prepared
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with at least $6,000 worth
of candy.
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[ Crowd shouting angrily ]
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Well, that's ridiculous!
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We... We can't all buy
that much candy!
255
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,166
Let's just get rid
of those scooters!
256
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,968
Yeah!
- That's right! Let's do it!
257
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:31,389
You can't get rid of 'em!
258
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,932
I tried!
259
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,225
You all just sat there
260
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,860
while those things
piled up on our sidewalks.
261
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,864
You all rode 'em around, m'kay?
I saw you.
262
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,572
You could have used your cars,
but you just had to scoot!
263
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,112
And now
tricks or treats is here!
264
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,569
Well, I'll tell you one thing...
265
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,832
I'm not gonna let my house
get egged this year
266
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,663
For not having enough candy!
267
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,168
So what are we gonna do?!
268
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,710
We gotta get
more candy!
269
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,626
[ People screaming ]
270
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,672
Shit!
271
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,307
[ Brakes screech ]
272
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,077
[ Car alarm chirps ]
[ People screaming ]
273
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,011
Get! Go on!
Get out of my way!
274
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,772
Look, I got
nothin' left, all right?
275
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,025
What did you... G-Give me
some of those Hi-Chews!
276
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,686
Those are already accounted for
by folks who called in!
277
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,946
Then let me... let me have
the Whatchamacallits!
278
00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:22,995
Those are for me!
I got to protect my own house!
279
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,947
Look, you've got to give me
some more fuckin' candy!
280
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,431
[ Screaming continues
in distance ]
281
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,175
[ Shotgun cocks ]
There's nothin' left here.
282
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,948
You gotta go
somewhere else.
283
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,914
[ Tires screeching, squealing ]
284
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,289
Where...
Where's the candy, m'kay?
285
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,174
Candy?
286
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,344
What aisle
is the candy in?
287
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,005
Aisle 7.
288
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,174
7!
Aisle 7!
289
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,859
[ Scary music plays ]
290
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:08,119
291
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:18,287
292
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,272
[ Sighs ]
293
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:47,908
20 Reese's Pieces,
1 Twix, 16 Raisinets...
294
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,693
[ Knock at door ]
Just... Just a minute!
295
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:52,113
12 Hot Tamales,
half a Nestle Crun...
296
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,828
[ Knock at door ]
Okay, come in!
297
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,461
What do you want?
298
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,250
I-I just...
299
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,044
It's Halloween,
and I should be happy.
300
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,087
But I'm not happy at all.
301
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,927
Wait. Are you here
for counseling?
302
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,262
Yeah!
What should I do?
303
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,053
I'm gonna miss
trick-or-treating. It sucks.
304
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:19,098
Do you realize it's about to be
World War Three out there?!
305
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,857
We have bigger problems!
306
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,144
Consider yourself
lucky, m'kay?
307
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,189
Everyone's gonna be scootin',
and there's no way to stop it.
308
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,154
Why are you the one kid
who doesn't want to use them?
309
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,694
I can't use one.
I don't have a phone.
310
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,783
What do you mean?
311
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,039
Y-You can't use those things
without a phone?
312
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,201
No. It sucks.
313
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,995
Halloween was used to be
a night without phones.
314
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,131
But, Kenny,
if that's true, then...
315
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,132
could there be a way
to cut the connection?
316
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,338
I don't know.
I guess.
317
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,798
[ Fingers snap ]
Wait a minute.
318
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,132
Take down
the cellphone tower.
319
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,298
Then nobody has a phone
on Halloween!
320
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,137
Jesus! You really think
that could work?!
321
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,802
Yeah I just have to ride
30 minutes outside of town!
322
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,141
Oh, wait.
I can't.
323
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,315
I don't have a scooter.
324
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,725
No. You don't need
a scooter.
325
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,736
'Cause I got
a fuckin' car.
326
00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:15,787
Hello?
327
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,289
Hey, Randy.
328
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,790
Linda and I, we...
329
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,160
we were talking about how
we never see you guys anymore,
330
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,940
and we were thinking
we'd hang out with you
331
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,171
for Halloween.
[ Chuckles ]
332
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,081
Oh, I see.
333
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,820
You want a place to hide
on Halloween night,
334
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,211
and you thought out here
on the farm, you'd be safe.
335
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,426
Well, that and we really want
to hang with you guys.
336
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,306
[ Chuckling nervously ]
Yes!
337
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,219
You think them fancy e-scooters
don't make it out here?
338
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,810
We're gonna be bombarded
just like you city folk.
339
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:46,023
Then please, Randy, could
we just borrow a little candy?
340
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,187
I got to keep what I have.
341
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,151
Please, Randy,
the stores are all out!
342
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,440
Just a few Milky Ways
343
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,654
to get us through
the first couple hours, please!
344
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:54,908
We can cut 'em up!
We can...
345
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,473
We can hand them out
little pieces at a time!
346
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,409
I got to protect
my own, Stotch.
347
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:02,418
I'm sorry.
348
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,625
What are
we going to do?!
349
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,334
It's okay, Linda!
It's okay!
350
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,215
On Halloween night,
I'll...
351
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,468
I'll just get one
of those e-scooters myself.
352
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,990
I'll go around,
and I'll trick-or-treat.
353
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,074
I'll... I'll get
a bunch of...
354
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,218
No, you can't
leave me alone!
355
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,931
I'll get a bunch
of candy, Linda,
356
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,163
and I'll bring it back
to our house for us to hand out!
357
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,179
It's going to be okay.
358
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:26,191
[ Scary music playing ]
359
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,228
[ School bell rings,
children cheering and yelling ]
360
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,790
Ugh!
361
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:48,797
[ Car alarm blaring and children
all yelling "Trick or treat" ]
362
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,333
[ Girl screams, crash ]
363
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,844
[ Screaming ]
364
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,596
Here! Here, take it!
Just take it!
365
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,429
OH GOD!!! WE NEED MORE
THREE MUSKETEERS!
366
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,641
WE CAN'T BE OUT THERE
HAS TO BE MORE!!!!
367
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:07,307
Jesus Christ! Where'd all
these other people come from?!
368
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:11,354
We have to get more candy than
anyone else, even if we die!
369
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,568
[ Motors whirring ]
370
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,451
[ Tires screeching ]
371
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,078
The tower should be
just up over that ridge.
372
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,590
Let's just hope to hell
this works.
373
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,876
What gives them
the right, huh?
374
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,217
I mean some big company came
and dumped a bunch of scooters
375
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,258
everywhere without asking anyone
if it was okay.
376
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,347
Yeah, people don't even care if
shit's dumped everywhere.
377
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,353
Everyone
just loves technology.
378
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,889
Yeah, you're right.
379
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,729
You're a good kid, Kenny.
I always thought so.
380
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,861
I know we kind of all forget
about you sometimes,
381
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,238
but you're smart
and compassionate.
382
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,401
You might even make
a good counselor someday.
383
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,490
Whoa!
[ Tires screech ]
384
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,404
Sorry, dude!
385
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,744
[ Children shouting
"Trick or treat" ]
386
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,455
Keep going Ned!
Don't you give up on me!
387
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,961
Move it! Get out of my way!
Trick or treat!
388
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,417
The hell
you doing, Stotch?
389
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,877
Happy Halloween!
Trick or treat!
390
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,337
You're just trying to get
our candy for your house!
391
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:16,511
That's not true.
392
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,511
You don't even have
a costume!
393
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,843
Yes I do! I'm Meagan Kelly!
Now trick or treat!
394
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,304
That's it!
I can't go anymore!
395
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,477
Keep moving, Kyle!
396
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,436
Dude, we can't carry
any more candy!
397
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,189
All right, over here.
Come on!
398
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,063
What are we doing?
399
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,923
We got to make room
for more candy. Come on.
400
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,906
Eat as much
as you can.
401
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,567
I don't... I don't know
if I can keep doing this.
402
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,906
Yes, you can,
Kyle!
403
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,537
I have any more...
[ Retches ]
404
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,500
Find a way inside!
I'll climb the tower!
405
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,543
Okay, sounds good!
406
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,678
Oh, fuck!
407
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,181
Jesus Christ!
408
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,058
Chh, chh, chh,
haa, haa, haa.
409
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,139
I'm all out of candy,
all right?!
410
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,724
Go look somewhere else!
411
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,356
We're not here
for tricks or treats!
412
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,437
Yeah, sure! That's what
the last people said.
413
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,978
Then they dumped my entire bowl
in a pillow case!
414
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,817
Dude, relax.
It's okay.
415
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,697
I'm just a security guard,
all right?
416
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,575
We never even used to have
trick-or-treaters out this far!
417
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,579
That's why we have to take down
this cellphone tower...
418
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,660
to stop the scooters.
419
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:31,622
Jason, I'm a counselor.
You need to trust me.
420
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:36,961
[ Kids shouting
"Trick or treat" ]
421
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,341
[ Pounding ]
422
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,424
There's a bowl of Rice Krispie
treats at the side door!
423
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,713
The side door,
you animals!
424
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,097
Detective, look!
425
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,802
We are two hours
ahead here.
426
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:49,060
New York has completely
run out of candy!
427
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,391
[ Static ]
428
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,691
Butters?
We've lost butters!
429
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,976
Oh, God.
Butters!
430
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,987
[ Munching weakly ]
431
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,239
[ Kids shouting ]
432
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,611
We're never going to have
enough candy!
433
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,122
[ Metal clinking ]
434
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,497
Okay, that's got it!
435
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,041
All right, Kenny!
436
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,256
Let's see you do this
with a goddamn scooter!
437
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,672
[ Tires squeal ]
438
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:25,965
[ Metal creaking ]
439
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:31,644
Kenny: Whoa!
440
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,601
[ Scooters whir ]
441
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,766
[ Whirring stops ]
442
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,532
[ Children shouting ]
443
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:48,786
[ Scooters whirring ]
444
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,117
[ Whirring stops ]
445
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,874
[ Crickets chirping ]
446
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:58,083
Narrator: And just like that,
it was over.
447
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,670
Nobody knew what happened.
448
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,709
They only knew their
phones didn't work.
449
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,753
Does anyone have
a signal?
450
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,674
No scooters, no texting,
not even GPS.
451
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:11,184
It was like the old Halloween.
452
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,719
And I can't get an Uber home!
453
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,605
Narrator: Mr. Mackey was able
to get back to the town
454
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,768
and offer counseling
to everyone who needed it.
455
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,690
And as for me,
456
00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,732
I was able to spend the rest
of the night with my friends
457
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,322
because we were all equal again.
458
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,722
Boys: [ Flatly ]
Trick or treat.
459
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,658
Trick or treat!
460
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,618
Narrator:
It was the last Halloween
461
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,375
that still felt like Halloween.
462
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:39,379
It was the last time
it was good.
463
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,211
[ Spooky music plays ]
464
00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:46,811
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