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♪♪
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Les:
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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♪♪
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[ Gunshots ]
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All right.
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Thanks for comin' in today
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to discuss your daughter's
behavior, m'kay.
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Exactly what kind of trouble is
Shelley in, Mr. Mackey?
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Well, unfortunately,
we found out
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our playground monitor
has been accepting favors
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to look the other way at recess
and, uh...
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your daughter sent him
an inappropriate picture.
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of her butthole, m'kay.
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Her butthole?
Shelley!
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Why would
the recess monitor
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want a picture
of my daughter's butthole?!
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We've been having
a lot of issues at the school
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with kids vaping lately,
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and they bribe
the recess monitor
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however they can.
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Jesus Christ!
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How much worse can things
get around here?!
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M'kay, but... but there
is good news, m'kay.
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We had the picture analyzed,
and it turns out it was
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actually just a picture
of a dog's butthole,
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m'kay, that your daughter
claimed was hers.
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M'kay, there it is...
a little fur right there.
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Seriously?
Dog's butthole?
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That's what we're
doing now, huh?
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There's not enough bad things
in the world?
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We get called into school,
here's a dog's butthole for ya.
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That's what it's all
come to, Shelley!?
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I'm over it, Sharon.
I am seriously over it.
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Don't you wanna just start over?
Go back to simpler times?
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What do you mean?
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I've had it...
school shootings,
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pieces of shit
taking Ambien and tweeting,
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priests raping kids,
and somehow...
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I'm not laughing anymore.
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Let's do it, Sharon,
what I've always talked about.
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Let's get outta here.
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Go buy a farm
and live off the land.
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Are you being serious?
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I've never been
more serious.
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[ Horn honks ]
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Hey,
the lights green!
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Shut up, Nelson!
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Let's move out
to the country.
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Go back to simple living
when things mattered,
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like hard work
and tegridy.
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How will we make
a living?
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By growing things
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and selling what we make
with our hands.
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We can do this, Sharon.
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It's time.
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♪ This ol' world is
gettin' to me ♪
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♪ There's just no trust,
no tegridy ♪
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♪ So, I loaded up the kids,
took my wife by the arm ♪
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♪ And I moved on out
to a Colorado farm ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Now it's early to bed,
early to rise ♪
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♪ The crops are plowed,
and it's no surprise ♪
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♪ City folks are fightin',
and I don't give a darn ♪
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♪ Darn ♪
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♪ Cause I make my livin'
on a Colorado farm ♪
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♪ I gotta drive the tractor,
gotta cut the grass ♪
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♪ Chut-chut goes the baler
like it's never gonna last ♪
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♪ There's food in the kitchen,
and there's bud in the barn ♪
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♪ Barn ♪
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♪ That's life
livin' on a Colorado farm ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Ice cold beer, pickup truck ♪
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♪ Country music,
listin' shit ♪
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♪ We've got tegridy
to keep us warm ♪
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♪ That's what you get
on a Colorado Farm ♪
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♪ And I'm gonna stay
on a Colorado Farm ♪
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Shit...
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♪♪
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So, just like that?
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Your parents sold your house
and everything?
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Yeah, it takes me like an hour
to get to school now.
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It sucks.
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All because Shelley bribed
the playground monitor
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to let her vape
during recess.
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Why would
your sister want
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to get addicted
to those things?
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Well your little brother
does it, too, Kyle.
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What are you
talking about?
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You didn't know?
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The kindergartners
are, like,
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the biggest vapers
at this school.
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Vroom, vroom.
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I am a truck!
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Watch out
for the monster!
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Kyle: Ike!
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Ike, do you have
a vaping pen?!
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Nope.
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Dude! Gimme that!
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Hey!
Gimme back my vaporizer!
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What is this?
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Cherry-flavored nicotine?!
Are you joking?
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Aw, come on!
All the kids are doing it.
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Yeah!
I like lemon flavor!
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I like
raspberry!
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Why do you want
nicotine?!
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Do you know how hard it is
being a kindergartner?
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We need a break
sometimes!
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These things are bad for you,
do you understand?!
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Bad kindergartners!
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Relax, bitch.
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Try some gummy bear
surprise.
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[ Coughs ]
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All right.
Where'd you guys get these?
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[ Engine idling ]
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[ Engine turns off ]
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Mornin', Joe.
How's the farmin'?
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Doing good, neighbor.
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Just planted some
Purple Skunky Kush.
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Harvested the Super Hindu Haze
last week.
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Well that's fine,
Joe, just fine.
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I'm growin' some
Green Willy Stranger myself.
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And the Catatonic Tegridy Bud
is takin' well.
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[ Engine starts ]
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Well, see ya 'round,
neighbor!
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So long, Joe!
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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Kindergartners said
it's some big kid
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in a trench coat.
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Hey, look!
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Kyle:
That's gotta be him.
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What are
you gonna do?
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I'm gonna tell him
if he sells a vape pen
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to my brother again,
I'm gonna kick his ass!
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Hey, you!
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Oh! Hey, fellas!
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Butters?!
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What are you guys doing?
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Butters,
are you selling vapes?
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Well, sure!
Whatcha lookin' for?!
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I've got strawberry, vanilla,
tropical passion...
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What?!
- Tropical passion.
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It's like mango and kiwi.
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Butters, you understand
this stuff is
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an epidemic
at our school?!
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Yeah, and at five bucks a pop,
we're gonna be rich!
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Butters,
this is for Kyle.
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Oof!
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Randy, I think we need
to have a talk.
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No time to talk.
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The agricultural inspector's
about to drop by.
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Once we get
certified from him,
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we can start selling
like a real farm.
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Have patience, wife.
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Soon our fortunes
will change.
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[ Knocks on door ]
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Ooh, that must
be him now!
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Yes, I'm with
the State testing board.
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Is this...
Tegridy Farms?
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Name's right there on the sign.
Come on back!
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So, with
this Vestin device,
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I can check not only
the THC levels in your product,
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but also detect any impurities
and give you a final score
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based on overall
chemical makeup.
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[ Inhales ]
[ Bubbling ]
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Yep.
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That's good shit.
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Now let me test the levels
in your organic house blend.
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[ Inhales ]
[ Bubbling ]
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Yep.
That's good shit.
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Now what about
the Tegridy Jungle Bud?
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Let's test it out.
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[ Inhales ]
[ Bubbling ]
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Whoa.
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Yeah?
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Whoa.
- Yeeeah?!
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I don't know
what "tegridy" is,
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but that is some
good shit!
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All right!
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♪ Five, five dollar ♪
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♪ Five-dollar footlooong ♪
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[ Door rattles ]
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Butters?!
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Why'd you punch me,
Eric?!
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I had to!
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I thought
we were partners!
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Butters, next time
when Kyle walks up to you
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and says "Are you
selling vape stuff,"
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You say,
"No, I am not, Kyle."
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You punched me
in the face!
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Butters, we have to be
extra cautious right now
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or else we're...
hang on, hang on...
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[ Groans ]
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[ Strains ]
Hang on.
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Hang on.
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[ Splash ]
[ Sighs ]
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Okay, we have to be
extra cautious, Butters.
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The whole operation is
in a period of transition.
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[ Toilet flushes ]
What's that supposed to mean?!
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In case you haven't noticed,
we're falling behind.
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We haven't sold enough product
to pay off our overhead.
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The people I bought from
are on my ass!
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Everything costs money,
Butters.
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The pens, the juice,
even that jacket I got you.
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We can't start
getting sloppy now.
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Do you understand?
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Well, I don't know
how this means
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you can go and punch me
in the face...
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Everything will make sense,
Butters, I told you.
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Just stick
with the plan, okay?
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Did you know that vaping
is way healthier
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than smoking cigarettes?
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♪♪
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All right, everyone!
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Who's ready for some
farm-to-table supper?!
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We've got some
hemp milk here...
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hemp-oil and vinegar
bruschetta...
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some hemp seed tabouli.
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And guess what the napkins
are made from?
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[ Horn honks ]
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Oh, wonder who
that could be.
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Howdy.
What can I do ya for?
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Is this Tegridy Farms?
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Yeah, name's right there
on the sign.
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Our company is interested
in your product.
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We'd like to do some business
with you.
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Really?!
Hey, that'd be great!
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What kind of company...
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We're one of the top
vape companies
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in the state.
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We'd like to add your product
to our line.
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[ Chuckles ]
Oh, no. Sorry.
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I don't want my Tegridy Bud
put in those pussy sticks.
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Pussy sticks?
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Yeah, you know...
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penis pen, wussy vape,
lady joints.
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Not on my farm,
no sirree.
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You got a problem
with vaping?!
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It's cleaner and healthier
than traditional smoking!
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That's nice.
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Now, hows about
you take that pussy stick
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and get off my farm
before I shove it up your ass
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and you're blowing mist
out your butthole.
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All right.
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00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,580
You can be
a part of progress
255
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,044
or you can get
run over by it.
256
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,218
Yeah, whatever.
257
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,755
All you're doin' is
blowin' smoke...
258
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,262
Sorry, "fruity steam."
Pussy.
259
00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,888
What happened
to your accent?
260
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,516
Go vape some more,
ya fuckin' puss.
261
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,686
You'll be sorry!
262
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:14,361
♪♪
263
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,113
I need to speak
with the principal.
264
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,864
Okay.
What is it regarding?
265
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,696
I'd rather just
talk to him.
266
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,452
Right through there,
you're second in line.
267
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,539
Oh, hey, Kyle.
- Hi, Kyle!
268
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:26,949
What are you up to?
269
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,618
You know
what I'm up to.
270
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,064
Okay, cool.
But come check this out.
271
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,482
This is really cool...
Don't touch me.
272
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,566
Just come... No, just come see.
- D-D-Don't touch me.
273
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:33,626
This is really cool
274
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,965
You know, Kyle,
people all need a way to relax.
275
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,200
And there's no proof
that vaping is that bad for you.
276
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:42,760
You're selling it
to kindergartners!
277
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,286
Kindergartners need a break,
too, Kyle!
278
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,222
Butters: You know they
took away their nap time.
279
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,433
You're such penises.
Would you rather
280
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,000
the kindergartners
smoke cigarettes?
281
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,890
Would you rather they drank?!
That's not good!
282
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,170
Kyle! Kyle, Kyle!
Okay, okay!
283
00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,354
Just please listen,
all right?
284
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,653
The truth is...
we want out.
285
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,175
Butters and I thought we
could just make some easy money.
286
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,759
but you gotta pay off
the sixth graders,
287
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,011
then you gotta pay off
the recess monitor
288
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:01,866
to look the other way.
289
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,243
We're in deep, Kyle.
290
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,890
Just let us sell enough
to get out of debt,
291
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,496
And we will stop,
I swear it.
292
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,123
You're so full of shit.
293
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,034
Come on, Kyle.
We all make mistakes.
294
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,438
Did you already forget
last week?
295
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,954
You know...
296
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,873
Ronan Farrow was here
asking about you.
297
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,337
Ronan Farrow?
No, he wasn't.
298
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,343
Yes, Kyle.
He was right over there!
299
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,879
Just, please,
give us two days
300
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,659
to make back the money we need
to get out from under this,
301
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,514
and we will stop.
302
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,970
You have my word.
303
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:29,012
Fine. But no more pushing it
on little kids, you got that?
304
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,431
Okay. I'll focus my marketing
another direction.
305
00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,349
Thank you, Kyle.
306
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,657
[ Engine shuts off ]
307
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,374
What ya doin', Joe?
308
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,210
Oh, hey, Randy!
We, uh, we sold the farm.
309
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,965
Just like that, huh?
310
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,855
You gonna let those people
with pussy sticks
311
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,378
take over everything?
312
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,841
Yeah.
They paid us great!
313
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,972
My wife and I are gonna move
to Maui!
314
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,178
Oh.
315
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,810
Well, I hope you didn't
pack your tegridy.
316
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:15,191
'Cause clearly...
your tegridy ain't goin'.
317
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,101
[ Door creaks ]
318
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,189
Are you still here?
319
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:26,577
I-I didn't know
chickens wore suspenders.
320
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,658
Agh.
321
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:32,415
♪♪
322
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,999
[ Exaggerated yawn ]
Man, am I feeling tired!
323
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,913
All this hard work
at school?
324
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,209
Yeah! I wish I had
a little pick-me-up!
325
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,226
Something fresh and fruity
to go with my lunch!
326
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,588
Just stop. It's so obvious
what you guys are doing.
327
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,552
It sounds so great right now!
328
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,433
Can anyone help with some
fun, fruity flavors?
329
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,803
[ Rumbling, cement crumbling ]
330
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,432
Oh, yeah!
331
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,106
Hey, guys,
it's the Vaping Man!
332
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,522
What are you doing here,
Vaping Man?
333
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,316
I'm here to offer
my fun, fruity flavors
334
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,029
in a refreshing mist.
335
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,991
Vaping?
Hey, that's bad for you.
336
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,871
Vaping's only
for cool kids.
337
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,617
Can I talk to you
for a second?
338
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,994
Sure, Kyle.
What is this about?
339
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,536
Can I talk to you
over here?
340
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:18,921
Well, of course.
341
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,444
What did I say about pushing it
on little kids?
342
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,779
How is this pushing it
on little kids, Kyle?
343
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,465
Fun, fruity Vaping Man?!
344
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,754
It's marketing!
345
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,534
Kyle, we have to make the money
to pay off our dealer.
346
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,094
How else are we supposed
to do it?
347
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,430
All right, how much
do you owe the dealer?
348
00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,515
Why?
- How much?
349
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,352
Isn't this great, Stan?
350
00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,895
Living off the land.
351
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,563
No, it sucks.
I hate this.
352
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,982
I wanna go back home.
353
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,321
Well, you see that?
We're talkin' now.
354
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,702
When was the last time
we really talked like this?
355
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,330
I hate you so much.
356
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,661
I think we're having
a breakthrough moment.
357
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,293
I want to give
you something, son.
358
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,876
Something I made
that I want you to have.
359
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,166
It's a hemp hat.
- No.
360
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,695
Come on.
Let's just see how it fits.
361
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,719
Please, no.
362
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,011
Here just... just look.
Just try it.
363
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,141
[ Spin Doctors' "Two Princes" plays ]
♪ One, two princes kneel before you ♪
364
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,759
♪ One, two ♪
- Whoa.
365
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,097
♪ Princes kneel before you ♪
366
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,480
♪ That's what I said, now ♪
367
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,730
♪ Princes ♪
368
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,314
[ Indistinct conversations ]
369
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,505
[ Cash register dings ]
There you go,
370
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,862
and thanks for shopping
at Big Vape.
371
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,491
[ Door buzzes,
doorbell jingles ]
372
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,992
Cartman: That's him.
373
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:31,993
That's my guy.
374
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,371
There you are.
You got my money?
375
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,540
Kyle.
376
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,333
Look, my friend
is very stupid
377
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,463
and should have never gone
into business with you.
378
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,505
Who are you?
379
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,392
I'm just seeing if I can
help settle things.
380
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,832
You probably
don't realize it,
381
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,904
but vaping is a really big
problem at our school.
382
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,214
Look, I'm just filling
a job
383
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,948
that somebody else
would fill, all right?
384
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,964
Okay, look,
this is the money I've saved up
385
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,302
from my past
three birthdays.
386
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,762
Can we call this even
and end it?
387
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,052
Aw, come on, man.
388
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,891
I don't want to take
your birthday money.
389
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,180
Whoa.
Hey, dude.
390
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:00,709
Why is there
a dead hooker next to you?
391
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,974
What?
- What?
392
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,921
Dude, that is a dead hooker.
What are you doing with it?
393
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:04,945
I'm calling the cops!
394
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:06,465
You just put
that dead hooker there.
395
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:07,569
Cartman,
what are you doing?
396
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:08,675
There's a dead hooker
at the vape store!
397
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:09,530
There!
398
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,532
Ow!
Oh, shit!
399
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,805
[ Siren wails ]
Get the vaporizers and the cash!
400
00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:13,829
Get the cash, Kyle!
401
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,120
W-What...
What are you doing?
402
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,155
Just get the... Oh, shit! Ronan Farrow!
- What?!
403
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,644
Cartman get the stuff
and the cash!
404
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,468
Ronan Farrow, Kyle!
We got to get out of here!
405
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,088
Bless us, Lord,
and our little cannabis farm.
406
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,466
And may we always keep
our tegridy.
407
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,922
Amen.
408
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,008
So, how was
everyone's day?
409
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,138
Uh, well, not great.
410
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,095
Uh, Stan got caught
with a vaping pen.
411
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:38,854
With a what?!
412
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,096
You know, those little
413
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,625
pen and cartridge things
with the mist?
414
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,981
Stan had a vape pen?
415
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,484
You had a fucking vaping...
Get up to your room right now!
416
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,939
Way to underreact,
Sharon!
417
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,983
Where did you get this?
418
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,574
It's not mine.
I took it from a kindergartner.
419
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:56,987
Yeah, right.
420
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,748
My own son
using a pussy stick.
421
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,375
Don't you know what these things
are doing to our way of life?
422
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,207
I've had enough!
423
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,380
What are you gonna do?
424
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,122
You think I'm just gonna
stand around
425
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,212
while they destroy
my family?
426
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,921
We've worked
this farm and this land
427
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,132
for over four days.
428
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,013
I'm not about to let
some vape queens
429
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,175
take it all away
from us.
430
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,349
[ Knock on door ]
431
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,525
Oh, hello, Kyle!
432
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,975
Mr. Mackey, I need
to talk to you
433
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,511
about some things
going on at school.
434
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,356
M'kay.
Like what?
435
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,774
Oh, hi, Kyle!
436
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:34,951
Hey, Kyle!
437
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,681
We were just talking
to the counselor
438
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,445
about some college
opportunities.
439
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,623
What are you doing here?
440
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,452
You know what I'm doing here!
441
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,709
Okay, well, we really should talk first, Kyle.
- No.
442
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,063
Mr. Mackey, there's a big
operation going on at the school.
443
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,398
Kyle, things have changed.
- You need to listen.
444
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,400
Things are getting out of control...
- Kyle, Kyle, just one minute. You want to hear this.
445
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,255
...and you need to know what's going on!
- You need to hear this!
446
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,508
What?!
- We'll be right back, Mr. Mackey.
447
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,677
M'kay!
448
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,510
Let go of me!
449
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,511
Kyle, listen.
It's bad.
450
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,717
What's bad?
451
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,632
The guy we tried to frame
at the vape shop.
452
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,787
He was the one who
the sixth graders got their shit from.
453
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,518
The sixth graders
are pissed at us, Kyle.
454
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,041
We have to break
into the vape shop
455
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,918
and steal enough stuff to make
the sixth graders happy.
456
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,934
You guys decided
to beat up the dealer.
457
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,230
Yeah, but the sixth graders know you were there!
- How?
458
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,528
'Cause Eric
told them!
459
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,313
We are all in this
together, Kyle!
460
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,823
We got to rob
the vape shop,
461
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,428
and then we can put this
all behind us.
462
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,694
Please, Kyle, we still got
to pay people off.
463
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,659
[ Rumbling ]
464
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,698
Oh, yeah!
465
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,368
Hey, bitches!
Where's my mother fuckin' money?
466
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,003
Run!
- Aah!
467
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,714
[ Robert Tepper's
"No Easy Way Out" plays ]
468
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:37,425
♪♪
469
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:41,057
♪ We're not indestructible ♪
470
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,811
♪ Baby,
better get that straight ♪
471
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,440
♪ I think it's unbelievable ♪
472
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,898
♪ How you give in
to the hands of fate ♪
473
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,064
[ "Two Princes" plays ]
♪ One, two, princes kneel before you ♪
474
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,241
♪ That's what I said ♪
475
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,402
[ Music stops,
crickets chirping ]
476
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,786
Randy,
where are you going?
477
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,572
Gonna go fight
for my children's future.
478
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,747
[ Tractor engine rumbling ]
479
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,170
[ Engine shuts off ]
480
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,336
[ Indistinct conversations ]
481
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,267
All right, you bunch
of vape-smoking pussies.
482
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,269
[ Conversations stop ]
483
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,396
You try and take my way of life?
484
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,478
Time to show you some tegridy.
485
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,519
Tegridy?
What's tegridy?
486
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,896
[ "Two Princes" resumes ]
Yeah!
487
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,233
Ow!
488
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,444
Ouch! Hey!
489
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:41,531
Hyah!
Hyah!
490
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,570
Owie!
491
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:48,083
Get your stupid mist
out of my fucking face!
492
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,414
Hey!
I like to vape.
493
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,874
You think I'm a pussy?
494
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,539
Yup.
495
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,457
Ow!
496
00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,341
Wow. You're so smart to think
of a siphon, Kyle!
497
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,597
Just shut up
and keep pumping.
498
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,133
What are you kids doing?
499
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:07,803
Aw, shit!
500
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,017
You little hoodlums
break in through the window?
501
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,228
I ought to break
your little legs!
502
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,643
I don't think so.
503
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,777
Mr. Marsh.
504
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,530
Just what the Sam hell
you boys doing here?
505
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,907
All right, listen.
506
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,721
I should have talked
to an adult from the beginning.
507
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:23,952
Kyle,
what are you doing?
508
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,016
There are these three big vaping
syndicates at our school,
509
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,893
and these guys are one of them.
- Kyle, no, no, no, no.
510
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,811
They had someone buying stuff
from here for them,
511
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,201
and then they sold it to kids.
512
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:32,689
Okay, Kyle,
I'm calling Ronan Farrow.
513
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,608
The sixth graders, these guys,
and Becky Thompson
514
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,234
are all at each other
for control of the playground.
515
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,375
Hello, Ronan?
Eric Cartman. Yeah, hey.
516
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,864
I was going to tell an adult,
but these guys said they'd stop.
517
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,008
So, you know Kyle? Yeah, well,
you're right about him.
518
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,466
It's good
you came clean, son.
519
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,134
It shows
that you've got...
520
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,847
[ Slow-mo scream ]
521
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,601
Didn't your mommy
teach you
522
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:54,858
it doesn't pay
to mess with progress?
523
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,861
Yeah. She taught me
somethin' else, too.
524
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,148
If you're gonna fight
for your tegridy,
525
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,783
don't forget
to bring a towel.
526
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,320
Vape on this, bitch!
527
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,826
[ Muffled screams ]
528
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,286
Yeah!
[ Grunting ]
529
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,622
Take that, stupid vaping!
530
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:14,796
[ Body thuds ]
531
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:18,006
[ Valves squeak, mist hisses ]
532
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,383
Move it, boys!
Come on! Go, go, go!
533
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,191
[ Rumbling ]
534
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,777
[ Mist hisses ]
535
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,283
[ People screaming ]
536
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,490
[ Glass shatters ]
537
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,283
[ Explosion ]
538
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,631
Does this mean we're out
of the vaping business, fellas?
539
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,542
[ Soft guitar music plays ]
540
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,589
♪ It's in you ♪
541
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,723
♪ It's in me ♪
542
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:12,512
♪ A little somethin'
called tegridy ♪
543
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,602
Well, shit.
544
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,644
Looks like we made it
to another sunrise.
545
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,062
Oh, God. This is just gonna
get worse, isn't it?
546
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,152
Yup, son. I think the fight's
just startin'.
547
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:28,034
Farmers like us
are under attack.
548
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:31,197
Yupper.
We gots a lot of work to do.
549
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:33,956
We can't let 'em take
what makes us special.
550
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:38,336
Tegridy Weed
from Tegridy Farms.
551
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:42,125
Made with a little
Colorado tegridy.
552
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,260
Comin' soon
to a dispensary near you.
553
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:49,860
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