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♪♪
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Les:
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪
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Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪
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Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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I want you all
to take a close look
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at your math exams,
children.
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Some of you did very well,
but many of you did not.
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Aw, man!
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The addition of fractions
is very simple.
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Let's run through it again.
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How do we solve this first one?
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[ Gunshots ]
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[ People screaming ]
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Add together
the 3 and the 3!
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Good, Butters.
We add the 3's together.
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And what about the 4's?
Token?
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They're the denominators,
so they stay a 4.
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Wait, wait!
Token got an "A"?
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But I cheated off of Token!
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[ Siren wails ]
I-I can't hear you, Eric.
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I said something's wrong!
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I got an "F,"
but I cheated off Token!
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Active shooter!
Active shooter!
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Man on radio:
All units, report in.
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And now we divide,
right?
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Craig, how about you?
What are we dividing?
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[ Tactical guys shouting in background ]
Divide 4 by 6?
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The 4 by 6...
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Unit five
in southwest classroom!
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...or the 6 by the 4?
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The 6 by the 4.
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Southwest classroom clear!
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Man on radio: Copy.
Southwest classroom clear.
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Now, we're gonna re-take
the exam on Friday.
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[ Kids groan ]
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Shooter's in the hallway!
All units, report!
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[ Gunfire ] Now,
I'm giving you an opportunity to do better.
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I hope you take advantage
of it.
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Put down the gun, son.
- You can see where Token erased his answers
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and wrote in the right ones!
You don't want to do this!
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He did it to me
on purpose!
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[ Gunshot ]
Eric, that's enough.
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Man on radio: Shooter is down.
Shooter is down.
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Now, let's move on
to the next equation.
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[ Police radio chatter ]
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[ Helicopter blades whirring,
siren chirps ]
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[ School bell rings ]
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[ Kids cheering ]
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That is such bullshit,
you guys!
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Token knew I was cheating
off of him,
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so he deliberately put down
the wrong answers!
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Why would he do that?
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I flunked that test,
too.
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I don't understand fractions.
They don't make any sense.
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That's not the point,
you guys.
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Why is Token
out to get me?
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There's something
going on here.
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Another school shooting today
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has left students
in shock and disbelief.
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Yeah, Token's probably
sick of you
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cheating off of him
all the time.
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But why now?
That's the question, Kyle.
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I always cheat off Token.
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Why did he choose now
to hurt me?
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Stanley!
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Stanley,
oh, my God!
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Baby!
Oh, you're okay!
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Uh, hey, Mom.
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It's all right,
Stanley.
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We're gonna go home and talk
about this with your dad.
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And we will get through this
as a family.
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Come on.
Get in the car.
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Dude, what's up
Stan's mom's ass?
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[ Utensils clack, scrape ]
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Stanley...
Well?
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Do you want
to tell your father
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about what happened
at school today?
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Um...
O-Oh.
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I flunked my math quiz.
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No!
The other thing!
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What other thing?
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What happened
at school today?
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Oh, the school
shooting?
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Yes!
The school shooting!
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Oh, yeah.
Some kid shot up the school.
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Who shot up the schoo...
Was it you?
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No.
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Did you get shot?
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No.
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Oh.
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Well, what's this
about failing a math quiz?
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Are you serious?!
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Did you not hear
what your child said?!
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Kids died at his school!
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I'm sorry, Sharon.
I...
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Why are you all acting
like this is normal?
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What is wrong
with you people?
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What's up mom's ass?
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Hey, Sharon.
You doing okay?
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No, I'm not okay!
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Children were shot!
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They were killed
at a school
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where they were supposed
to be safe!
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Uh-huh, and...
what else is going on?
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Why does there need
to be anything else?!
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Are you kidding me?!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sharon.
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Why isn't anyone else
emotional?!
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Hon, uh...
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when was your last...
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I mean,
you know how sometimes
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Things can seem
like a little bigger deal
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'cause, you know,
your... down there?
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Don't you dare suggest
that I'm only emotional
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because it's...
- I'm... I'm just... I'm just
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pointing out
that it is around that time.
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Get out, Randy!
I'm not overreacting!
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Okay. Okay. Love you, honey.
I'll leave you alone.
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[ Sighs ]
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Whelp, another three days
of this, probably.
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I understand that
there have been
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some problems
here at the school lately.
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A lot of students
are experiencing anxiety,
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and Eric Cartman just wanted to
be able to voice his concerns.
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Go ahead, Eric.
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Token.
[ Sighs ]
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There are some terrible things
that I realize
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you might have heard from
the other kids here at school.
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There are some rumors that have
been going around about me
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that... that I thought
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"Black Panther"
was a terrible movie.
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There's rumors that I said
it was a structural mess,
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you know, that the rhinos
were really stupid.
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I want to assure you
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that I never said
anything like that.
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I loved "Black Panther."
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So if, you know, you feel like
there's a need to come after me
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to get back at me,
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I just need you to know
that people are lying
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because I liked "Black Panther"
just as much as you did.
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I am not a racist.
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I actually never saw
"Black Panther."
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Say what,
girlfrriend?!
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Whatchu talkin' 'bout,
Willis?!
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Come on, Rog!
You never saw "Black Panther?"
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No, I didn't see it.
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But I thought
all of you saw it.
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[ Gunshots ]
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I got this one.
[ People screaming ]
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All right, everyone,
get down!
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Everybody,
get the fuck down!
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Token, let's be honest
with each other, okay?
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Why else would you manipulate
my test grades?
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How exactly did Token manipulate
your grades, Eric?
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[ Gunshot and screams
continue ] There was a test.
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I should have got
an "A" on it,
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but Token did things
to make me fail, and it's not fair.
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M'kay! M'kay!
Who's shootin' up the school?
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Is that true, Token?
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Did you do something
to make Eric fail a test?
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I didn't
make him fail, no.
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You didn't make me fail
the test,
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and you didn't see
"Black Panther." Right.
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I mean... I mean,
this is ridiculous.
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Over this way!
Into the cafeteria!
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Right over there, m'kay?
No, you shot the wrong one!
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Thanks for coming,
everybody.
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I'm sure you all heard
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there was yet another
school shooting today.
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We have to figure out what
we're going to do as parents
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because this whole thing
is out of control.
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[ Sighs ]
- We have to ask ourselves
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why this is happening
and do something now!
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Well, you know, Sharon,
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I think it is
a complex issue, you know.
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It's... It's not really
as simple as just...
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What I'm saying is that...
that with issues like this,
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sometimes you have
to be kind of... crazy?
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What are you
talking about?!
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Do you understand that our
children are being murdered?
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Red?
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How much closer to home
can this all hit?
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It was at our
children's school!
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Crazy time.
Crazy red time.
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I agree with my wife.
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Well, there certainly are
things that need changing.
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Just yesterday, I was
at the park with my son Craig,
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and have you seen the state
of the playground equipment?
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Not only does it seem unsafe,
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but it's become quite
an eyesore.
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The whole park could use
an upgrade, if you ask me.
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It's become a camp-out
for the homeless.
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Are you fucking joking?!
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You're gonna take one second
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to compare child murder
to park upgrades?!
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What is wrong
with everybody?!
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You've all gone crazy!
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Anybody need a drink?
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[ School bell rings ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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[ Metal detectors beeping ]
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[ Dogs bark ]
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[ Conversations continue ]
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Butters.
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Waah!
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Oh!
Oh, hey, Eric!
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Butters, I need help.
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My mom said
if I flunk another math test,
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she's gonna ground me
from playing "Fortnite."
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Oh, geez.
You want me to help you study?
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No, dumbass.
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I need to get
some dirt on Token
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so he stops punishing me
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for what I supposedly said
about "Black Panther."
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Ooh.
"Black Panther"?
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Well,
that was a great movie!
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No, it wasn't.
But now, listen.
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There's got to be something
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Token wouldn't want
people to know,
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something I can use
as leverage.
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Well, what do you want
me to do?
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I got hall monitor duty.
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Just ask around.
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If you find any dirt on Token,
give me a call.
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Okay, Eric.
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Cartman: This world is full
of two types of people...
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the ones who are honest,
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and the ones who don't play
by the rules.
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Token's got everyone believing
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he's the one African American
in the entire country
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who didn't see "Black Panther."
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What else is he lying about?
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[ Sobs ]
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[ Blows nose ]
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It just gets so hard,
you know?
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Everything's going fine,
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and then at a certain time
of the month,
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I have to start walking
on eggshells.
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It's all right,
Randy.
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It's just... It's just once,
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I'd like her to acknowledge it,
you know?
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Just once say,
"You know, maybe I was
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overreacting a little bit
'cause of my hormones."
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Randy, they just announced
on the news
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00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,003
there's been another school
shooting in Jefferson County!
253
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:10,039
Okay, Sharon.
Cool.
254
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,879
What is cool
about that?!
255
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,887
N-Nothing.
I love you, sweetheart.
256
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,264
God!
- [ Sighs ]
257
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,924
I don't know.
258
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:21,901
I don't know how much
more of this I can take.
259
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,928
It's like I turn on the TV
260
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,347
and dread they'll say something
about a school shooting
261
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,981
because it's gonna set
my wife off.
262
00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,438
Well, Randy,
have you stopped to think
263
00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,776
that maybe this problem
is bigger than Sharon's period?
264
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,361
[ Sniffles ]
What... What do you mean?
265
00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:40,073
I mean that maybe what's
going on really is a big deal.
266
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,862
What if this is actually...
267
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,123
menopause?
268
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,079
Menopause?
269
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,414
I don't even know
what that is.
270
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,423
[ Police radio chatter ]
271
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,586
[ Helicopter blades whirring,
siren chirps ]
272
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,720
[ Indistinct conversations ]
273
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,139
Well, you see, Mr. Marsh,
when the woman's ovaries
274
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,272
actually stop producing eggs,
it's a significant change.
275
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,522
It's this ending
276
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,412
of the the menstrual cycle
in a woman's life
277
00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,151
that we call
menopause.
278
00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,732
Uh-huh.
279
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,364
But if a woman
isn't having periods anymore,
280
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,992
then why would she still
overreact and be bitchy?
281
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,881
Well, actually, menopause
is one of the most
282
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,451
severely hormonal times
a woman ever goes through.
283
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,852
It's good you sought the advice
of a medical professional
284
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,412
because the changes
in your wife's body
285
00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:32,170
are going to be confusing
and at times hard to cope with.
286
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,540
Well, wait. You're saying this
could actually get worse?
287
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,878
I'm afraid so.
288
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,385
Ah, no.
Dead ones go in the other truck.
289
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,887
You see, Mr. Marsh,
290
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,264
menopause is almost like
a super period,
291
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,390
and it's been known
to last...
292
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,097
for up to two years.
293
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,604
Oh, my God.
294
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,059
[ Door squeaks ]
295
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,225
Nichole,
can I talk to you?
296
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,768
'Bout what?
297
00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,153
Word on the street is
you and Token are back together.
298
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,654
We're trying.
299
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,468
Just talking a lot and seeing
if we can work things out.
300
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,779
Why did you break up with him?
What did he do to you?
301
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:04,741
That's... really
none of your business.
302
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,059
He didn't take you
to see "Black Panther" with him, did he?
303
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,164
That must have
really stung.
304
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,728
I don't know
what you're talking about.
305
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,209
Oh, no?
306
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,481
When you guys talk about how
sweet "Black Panther" was,
307
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,541
what's he say?
308
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,155
We've never talked about it.
- Right.
309
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,610
You two guys
just hang out and talk,
310
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,045
and "Black Panther"
never comes up.
311
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,030
Why are you covering for Token?
What's he have on you?
312
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,966
I gotta get to class.
313
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,177
Cartman: $1.3 billion
domestic box office.
314
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,012
A milestone
for African Americans.
315
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,997
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
And I'm supposed to believe
316
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,081
that Token
and his little sex kitten
317
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,721
never even talked about it.
318
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,480
The all school test
is in less than 72 hours.
319
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,939
Unless I find a connection,
320
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,716
I'll be grounded
from "Fortnite" for weeks.
321
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,481
[ Mouse clicks ]
322
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,900
Hello, Mom and Dad.
323
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,037
I keep thinking,
324
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,119
when will be the time
that I get the call?
325
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,123
You know?
326
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,080
When will I answer the phone
and find out
327
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:57,339
my son, my daughter
were killed at school?
328
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,715
Mm-hmm.
329
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,342
Yeah, I see.
330
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,049
I live in constant fear
that I won't be there
331
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,966
to protect my children when
something happens to them.
332
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,475
Well, Sharon,
have you maybe considered
333
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,353
that your feelings
are partly due to...
334
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,184
handkerchief balls?
335
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,769
What?
336
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:18,357
Handkerchief balls.
Handkerchief out the balls.
337
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,482
Red handkerchief.
No... No more handkerchief.
338
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,660
No more... No more red.
339
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,985
Zero.
Empty.
340
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,028
Old lady.
- What I'm saying
341
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,072
is that I'm so overwhelmed
that I...
342
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,993
Old lady, where's my dick?
Where's my dick?
343
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,831
What the hell
are you talking about?!
344
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,246
I don't understand!
345
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,006
God damn it!
346
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,714
Stop acting like there's
something wrong with me.
347
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:46,847
Something's wrong with you,
all of you!
348
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,599
Try having
some goddamn compassion!
349
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,141
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
350
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,210
You know, my other favorite part
was when Black Panther
351
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,850
had those dreams
about his dead father.
352
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,296
I mean the dad,
the tribal leader,
353
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,320
speaking to the new king
about being a good leader.
354
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,884
I've never seen a movie
do that before,
355
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,093
except for "Lion King"
of course,
356
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,517
but "Black Panther"
was so original.
357
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,280
We enjoyed it, yes.
358
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,820
So, uh, what was Token's
359
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,267
favorite part
of "Black Panther"?
360
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,577
Token?
- Yeah.
361
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,561
You must have all had some
deep family talks about it.
362
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,688
What does Token say about it
363
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,356
on "Black Panther"
family discussion night?
364
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,167
Get out of my house.
- Token.
365
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,421
Come on.
Get out.
366
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:21,672
Sure thing.
367
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,404
You know, we were just talking
about how your family
368
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,964
did see "Black Panther."
369
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,845
Oh, no,
not the family.
370
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,132
Token's mom and I
saw it on date night.
371
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,036
We're gonna watch it again
with Token, though.
372
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,518
We don't let him watch it alone
because it's PG-13.
373
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:38,440
Well, I guess there's
nothing more to it, then.
374
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,271
Nice talking
to you folks.
375
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,773
You know,
just one last thing.
376
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,863
If you ever found out your son
saw a PG-13 movie without you,
377
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,199
you'd probably
be pretty pissed off.
378
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,238
Well,
Token wouldn't do that.
379
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,250
No. No, he'd have no reason
to falsely claim
380
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,379
he's the only one who hasn't
seen "Black Panther."
381
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,042
I'll see you at school.
382
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:07,966
[ Doorbell rings ]
383
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,366
Sharon!
Sharon, you have to come quick!
384
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,870
What is it?
- There's another shooting
385
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,386
happening at the school
right now!
386
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,926
It just started.
387
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,345
Maybe we can make it in time!
- Oh, my God!
388
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,266
[ Tires screech ]
389
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,651
Come on!
We have to hurry!
390
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,356
No, Sharon,
you go ahead first!
391
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,943
Why?
- You just... You should go!
392
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,285
[ Andy Williams'
"Love Story" plays ]
393
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,375
What the fuck
is going on?
394
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,710
♪♪
395
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,592
♪ Where do I begin ♪
396
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,971
♪ To tell the story
of how great a love can be? ♪
397
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,506
Surprise, Sharon.
398
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:56,267
♪ The sweet love story
that is older than the sea ♪
399
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,178
[ Toilet flushes ]
400
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,607
[ Water running ]
Oh, hey, man.
401
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:03,858
[ Lock clicks ]
402
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,564
The big math quiz
is about to start.
403
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,070
You gonna let me cheat
off you?
404
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,606
Nope.
405
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,023
You saw "Black Panther" without
your parents' permission.
406
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,388
I typed up all my findings,
Token.
407
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,199
I made 10 copies
and put them in envelopes.
408
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,433
If I don't pass this math quiz,
the envelopes are all set
409
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,494
to be sent to 10 different
news organizations.
410
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,108
You did all of that instead of
actually studying for the test?
411
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,287
So, what's it gonna be,
Token?
412
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,251
You can be mad
I didn't like "Black Panther,"
413
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,985
but you can't take it out
on me anymore.
414
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,050
I didn't see
"Black Panther."
415
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:33,715
Then I guess your parents won't
be mad when they read my report.
416
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,974
Cartman:
In poker, they call it a bluff.
417
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,557
I know that right now,
Token's shitting his pants.
418
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,722
All I need to do now
is wait for the poop to stink.
419
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,146
[ "Love Story" plays ]
420
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:49,563
♪ She fills my heart
with very special things ♪
421
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:53,734
♪ With angel songs,
with wild imaginings ♪
422
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,432
Token, we are running
out of time.
423
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,947
If you don't let me
cheat off of you,
424
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,852
I'm going to tell your parents
that you saw "Black Panther"
425
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,083
in the theater
without them.
426
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,972
I didn't see "Black Panther"
in the theater!
427
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,286
Of course you did,
Token!
428
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,108
That's why me ripping on it
pissed you off so much!
429
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,998
I swear
on my mother's life.
430
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,634
I don't care what you said
about "Black Panther."
431
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,344
Goodbye.
432
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,176
But, Token,
I don't understand!
433
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,035
If you didn't see it
and you really don't care
434
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,339
that I ripped
on "Black Panther,"
435
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,889
then why won't you
let me cheat...
436
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,351
Oh, my God.
437
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:27,234
You don't care what I said
because you did see it...
438
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,986
and you...
didn't like it either.
439
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,488
[ Gasps ]
440
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,826
That's what this
is all about, isn't it?
441
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,056
You hate yourself for seeing
through the mirage like I did,
442
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,288
And that's why you wouldn't
let me cheat off you!
443
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,977
Well, I didn't write
"Black Panther," Token!
444
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:42,832
It isn't my fault
it sucked!
445
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,538
Why go after me?
446
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,874
But now, it's over.
447
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,505
Don't worry.
448
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,736
They're not gonna know
you didn't like "Black Panther,"
449
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,253
so long as you never make me
fail another math test.
450
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,012
Well, we're probably both
gonna fail now
451
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,673
because fourth period
already started.
452
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,966
What?
No!
453
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,975
We have to take that test,
Token!
454
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,825
Come on! We can still get
to class on time!
455
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,142
[ Gunshots ]
456
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,182
Oh, great.
Come on! We can do this!
457
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,898
[ Gunfire, people screaming ]
458
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,404
Billy!
Give me your lunchbox!
459
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,314
[ Bullets ricocheting ]
460
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,493
Butters!
461
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,193
It's the entire glee club
this time!
462
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,828
Butters,
I have to get to class!
463
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,238
The math quiz
is starting!
464
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,701
Oh, crap!
The math quiz?
465
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,082
It's already
fourth period?
466
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,687
I can't flunk
this math quiz, Butters!
467
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:26,952
Cover me!
- Well, okay!
468
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,121
Waaaaargh!
469
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,880
Wargggggghgghghh!
470
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,382
[ Gunfire ]
471
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,884
[ Music continues ]
472
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,921
♪ How long does it last? ♪
473
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,717
♪ Can love be measured
by the hours in a day? ♪
474
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,727
[ Glass shatters ]
[ Slow-mo scream ]
475
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:44,932
Keeeeeewl!
476
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,648
You did everything you could,
Mr. Marsh.
477
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,609
If your wife can't realize
the truth and appreciate you,
478
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,898
maybe she never will.
479
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,532
Realize what?
480
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,910
What have you been
telling everybody, Randy?
481
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,742
Randy was just trying
to make you feel loved
482
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,531
while you're going through
menopause.
483
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,075
Menopause?!
484
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,120
I'm not going through
fucking menopause!
485
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,413
How do you know?
486
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,549
I just got my period
this morning!
487
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,839
You...
You got your period?
488
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,254
Yes!
489
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,514
You just got your period
this morning.
490
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:21,719
Yes!
491
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:26,353
So, the past few days,
maybe you have been
492
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,229
just a little...
- Sharon: No!
493
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,015
No!
Nothing!
494
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:32,184
Don't you guys see
what's happened here?!
495
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,354
I want you to be angry!
496
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,615
Every day, we hear
about another school shooting!
497
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,447
It used to be a big deal!
498
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,284
I want it
to be a big deal again.
499
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,165
I mean, Harriet,
you came to my house
500
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,122
and said there was
a school shooting
501
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,208
to trick me
into going with you!
502
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,526
I was just trying to be a part
of the big surprise, Sharon.
503
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,507
That's what I'm talking about!
504
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,010
That's crazy, Harriet!
505
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,422
I want you all to be shocked!
506
00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,137
I want you all to be sad!
507
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,802
You want everyone to be sad?
508
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,436
Well...
509
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,565
Sharon, if you wanted to make
me sad, congratulations.
510
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,771
[ Voice breaking ]
You did a great job.
511
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:17,437
Yeah, let's go somewhere
without so much negativity.
512
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,356
Aw, guys,
she didn't mean it.
513
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,445
She just...
Give her a...
514
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,906
[ Sighs ]
515
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,711
The quiz is multiple choice, but
be sure to show all your work.
516
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,213
You'll have 20 minutes
to complete your answers.
517
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,000
All right.
Your time starts now.
518
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,553
Cartman:
Everybody has dirty laundry.
519
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,188
All it takes to find it is
getting a little dirty yourself.
520
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,519
The only question now is,
521
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,400
how many other Tokens
are out there?
522
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,838
How many others
are afraid to say
523
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,340
that "Black Panther" wasn't
all that sweet
524
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,591
because of the damage
it could do to them?
525
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:00,615
What do you mean?
526
00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,490
I mean, in a school
of 200 students,
527
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,429
there's already two
who are covering up the truth.
528
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,293
All Token is doing by letting
you cheat off him
529
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,090
is keeping the whole thing
quiet even longer.
530
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,416
There are others out there...
531
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:16,296
and even if it means failing,
I'm their only damn hope.
532
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,628
Randy?
533
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,262
We need to talk.
534
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,264
Sure, honey.
535
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,222
There's been too much
pain and suffering,
536
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,603
and it has to stop.
537
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,230
I know, sweetheart.
I know.
538
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,733
What I'm trying
to say is...
539
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,360
I've been
very emotional lately,
540
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,362
and maybe...
541
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,570
maybe I do overreact
sometimes.
542
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,953
Waaaah?
543
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:52,036
Maybe I need to realize
that my emotions can be hormonal
544
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,542
and not just
take things out on you.
545
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,455
Aaaah?
Aaaaah?
546
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,293
Randy...
547
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,754
I'm... sorry.
548
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,168
Aaaah.
549
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,086
Aaaaaah.
550
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,426
[ Voice breaking ]
Thank you, Sharon.
551
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,762
I don't know what it's like
to have periods,
552
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,143
but I'll try to be more
understanding from now on.
553
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,020
[ Cellphone rings ]
554
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,772
Sorry. Sorry.
One second.
555
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,603
[ Keypad beeps ]
Hello?
556
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,938
Yes.
557
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:19,897
What?
558
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,606
When?
559
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,488
Oh, my God.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
560
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,943
Okay. Okay.
561
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,117
[ Keypad beeps ]
562
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,197
What is it?
563
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,453
There's been another
school shooting.
564
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,660
Stan's been shot.
565
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,870
Should we get down there?
566
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:37,331
[ Sighs ]
567
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,791
It's not
the end of the world.
568
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,631
Aaaah.
569
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,590
[ Laughing ]
I love you, Sharon.
570
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:50,190
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