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Previously on South Park...
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Soon we will be fighting the greatest
battle of our young hot lives...
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- Black Friday.
- Everyone who wants to get PS4s, join with us.
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Tom, the South Park mall
says they've beefed up security.
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You have a strong influence over
the rest of the men, lady mckormick.
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You can't die!
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We thought you should see this.
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What would they do
on Game of Thrones?
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What would they do
when things look their darkest?
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Now, let me tell you, child,
of a war that is about to come.
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Since time unremembered,
there have been two...
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One dark and unforgiving,
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the other pure
and filled with light.
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At the dawn of war,
I stand alone
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looking out at what will be
the last battlefield,
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for winter is coming,
and I am a princess.
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Once a common lady
of the dark army
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but denied my right to be called
princess by birth, I betrayed my kind.
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And now I have chosen my side, that
which I believe is best for all,
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for it has the dual shock controller
with a speaker and touch pad interface.
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Our land is split in two.
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Brother against brother.
Friend versus friend.
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My parents will fight on
Black Friday as well...
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For what, I do not know.
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What the hell is he wearing now
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My followers, though few in
number, shall help see me through
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until I am finally accepted
as a princess by all.
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I cannot rest, for I know that even
now the enemy is training for battle,
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also preparing for winter.
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All right. Stop, stop, stop!
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This is not how you fight.
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You think this is a joke
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On Black Friday, there's going
to be thousands of shoppers
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trying to get inside that mall,
keeping you from getting xbox-1s.
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So what do we do We survey each
enemy, and we attack their weak spots.
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Scott malkinson has diabetes,
so we hit him in his weak spot.
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- Ah, god...
- There's another army out there
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who thinks they're better
than us,
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and we are not going to be beat
by the traitor whore kenny.
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Get back to training!
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- Yeah!
- Ah!
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Cartman, we should probably
talk about our chances.
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The men are just
inexperienced, sir kyle.
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- They need more training.
- It's not enough.
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Ever since kenny switched sides,
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there are more kids that wanna
go with PS4 on Black Friday.
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- That goddamn traitor!
- You know why kenny's
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doing this, right Because he wanted to
be a princess, and I wouldn't let him.
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I said, "you can be
a chick, kenny",
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but there's only one ruler,
and that's me!"
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Sony released the PS4s, cartman.
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They're being reviewed.
People are liking them.
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I guarantee you kenny
had something to do with
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sony offering
a Black Friday bundle deal.
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Just keep them in training,
sir kyle.
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Two can play at kenny's
back-stabbing game.
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Stupid asshole.
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Yes, hello, I'd like to speak to
the president of xbox, please.
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The president of xbox.
Like the head of xbox.
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Fine, ceo, microsoft, whatever,
put him on.
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I need help blowing up
playstation people.
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Eric cartman.
I'm a wizard and a king.
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A wizard king, yes.
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No, I'm not a king of wizards.
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I'm a king that happens
to be a wizard.
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Just put the ceo of microsoft
on the phone.
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Yes, hello. How are things
going out there
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Sir, the tides of war
are changing.
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There's a king in colorado, a
young wizard who believes that sony
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will have the upper hand
if we do not come to his aid.
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He claims that with our help,
his followers are prepared
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to fight to the death
over which system is better.
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Uh, what are you guys
talking about
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You sound ridiculous.
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There's going to be a war in
this small town on Black Friday,
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and it's all over the news.
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Guys, these are console wars, not
some epic battle for a kingdom.
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I mean, come on.
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But this one kid says
that he's a wizard
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- and that sony is helping...
- Guys! Guys!
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Guys! It's just a video game
machine, all right
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Microsoft's a company that tries to be
above all the petty commercialism okay
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- O-okay.
- Okay.
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Well, Black Friday
is still a few days away,
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but it looks like it's already
claimed another fatality.
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- Niles lawson is on the scene.
- Niles, what are you hearing
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Tom, tragedy struck last night
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when mall security officer
miles "happy" davis
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was beaten to death with this
candy cane after telling a mother
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she couldn't line up for black
friday until thursday night.
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In honor of the slain
mall security officer,
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the mall has decided to officially drop
another 10% off Black Friday deals.
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Too good to have died in such
a brutal but festive manner.
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Captain, captain, the mall is dropping
the Black Friday sale another 10%.
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- What
- Oh, my god!
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- They can't do that!
- What That's 90% off.
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Oh, god, they're back!
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There's hundreds of them!
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- Everybody stay put.
- I'll handle this.
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If you are here for Black Friday,
you cannot be on mall property
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until midnight on thanksgiving.
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We're not on mall property.
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Well, you're about to be.
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Well, what if we just walk
really, really slow
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Black Friday!
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You're gonna have to walk
slower than that.
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You've got a while.
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We can walk really slow. Look.
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- Smart asses.
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Paladin butters, I was hoping I could
talk to you about lady mckormick.
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You mean princess kenny,
my lord
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Yeah, whatever.
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The little prick thinks
he's daenerys targaryen.
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I need to know
how to deal with him.
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How do they deal with
the queen of dragons
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- in Game of Thrones
- They don't!
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Well, did you finish watching
season 3 like I asked you
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Yeah, I finished it.
- So what happens when the dragons show up
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Nothing! The dragons are
just still on their way!
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They keep promising dragons, but all I
get are more floppy wieners in my face.
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Butt... butters,
the key to our victory
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is following the Game of Thrones
model exactly.
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I have to know what happens
when the dragons show up
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so I know how to deal
with kenny.
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What do you want me to do
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Here's two bus tickets
to new mexico.
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I want you to take
sir scott malkinson
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and go seek out
george r.R. Martin for answers.
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Who's george r.R. Martin
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He's the guy who writes
games of thrones,butters!
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He can let us both know
how to handle kenny
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and if we should betray
clyde or not.
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Let's face it, butters, this is really
about you and me getting xboxes.
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The rest are simply there to
help us get through the doors.
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Hey! I told you kids to
stay out of my damn yard.
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- Do you mind
- We're trying to talk here.
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Yeah Well, how come every
time you talk to somebody
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it's about betraying
somebody else
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Why don't you mind
your own business
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No, listen, for the last time, we
don't have any dragons to send them.
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If some people want to choose playstations,
it's their choice.
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Sir, mr. Gates is here.
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Bill gates
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I got to go.
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Hey, hey, bill gates actually
showing up at corporate.
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- Hey, steve, how you doing
- Not bad, you know,
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just trying to get this
next gen press stuff handled.
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I heard there's
a little trouble in, uh...
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- Colorado somewhere
- No, it turns out
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it was nothing,
just some kids trying to
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turn the console wars
into something bigger.
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- Oh, my gosh.
- You know, when I stepped down
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and left you in charge
of the company, steve,
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I knew there might be
some challenges for you.
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Yeah, well, nothing
I can't handle.
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There some changes we need
to make to our marketing,
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- but I'm optimistic.
- Uh-huh...
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I think we'll ultimately sell
the number of units we want to.
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- You're right, steve.
- Some changes do need to be made.
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Do you know what
weakness is, steve
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Weakness is believing
that competition is healthy.
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See, there was a time
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when xboxes and playstations
could both survive in this world
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but that time's done.
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It's all headed to one device that people
game on, watch tv on, socialize on.
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There's only going to be
one winner.
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I can't have you idiots throwing away
everything I worked so hard to achieve.
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Clean that shit up.
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Come on, scott, you're lagging.
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- I think my insulin's low.
- I need to eat.
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Let's just talk to this guy,
then we can hit a mcdonalds.
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Oh, here we go...2217.
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- Can I help you
- Hello
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Is this george r.R. Martin's
house
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Who is this, please
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It's two kids who want to know what
happens when the dragons show up.
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Hello
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I'm sorry, but mr. Martin
does not see fans.
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- We're not fans!
- Yeah! We don't like it!
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We don't like it, and I'm pretty pissed
off, if you want to know the truth.
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- About what
- Let me talk to
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george r.R. Martin,
and I'll tell him about what.
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It's the red wedding, isn't it
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You hate how I killed
everyone off
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No, sir, we just really need
to know about the dragons,
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but they never seem to show up.
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- Oh, they're coming.
- The dragons are on their way.
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- When
- You really want to know
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Please! It's urgent.
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All right. King joffrey
is still at king's landing,
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but there's a young blacksmith who
wakes up one morning with a plan,
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and his wiener gently hangs
down between his legs.
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Soft and flaccid, his weiner
glistens in the golden sunlight.
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No! Can we skip the wiener stuff
and just get to the dragons
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- Aw, shit, I think...
- I think I'm going faint.
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- What's the matter, scott
- I told you I have to eat
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- every two hours!
- He's diabetic.
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Oh, jeez! Why don't you
kids come out of the cold
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- I'll order us some pizzas.
- Okay, thanks.
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- Come on in...
- I'll tell you everything
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that's going to happen
in Game of Thrones.
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Sir kyle, I wanted to talk
to you about stan.
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If you want to make sure I'm not
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switching sides, cartman,
you don't have to worry.
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- Stan is wrong.
- It isn't that.
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Princess kenny
is loved by her army,
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but stan is still the nuts
and balls of the operation.
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It would be a huge setback
to the traitors
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getting their playstations if
stan were to be... Grounded
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Grounded For what
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- That could be up to you.
- No, cartman.
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You said nobody
would have to be grounded.
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We're not playing dirty.
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- Fine, sir kyle.
- Perhaps you're right.
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Did you know that stan's dad is working
a temp job as mall security - What
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Seems a little convenient,
doesn't it
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Stan with somebody on the inside
to help him get his PS4s
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Who's playing dirty now
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Let's face it sir kyle, this is all
about you and me getting xboxes.
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The rest are simply there to
help us get through those doors.
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Don't believe it!
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He said that
to a bunch of people.
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Dude, you better stop harassing
me, or I'm calling the cops.
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- You're calling the cops
- Yeah!
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- You're on my property!
- I'm calling the cops.
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- Well, go ahead!
- Call the fucking cops then!
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Oh!
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Oh, it's you.
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Tom, I'm standing
in your doorway
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because we have a hot
news story to report.
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We don't go to work
for another hour.
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We just got a call
from bill gates.
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He says he can promise us a bigger war
on Black Friday if we play along.
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- He wants us to side with him
- That's right, tammy.
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Let's not forget that having
a blood bath on Black Friday
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is good for the news.
It's good for us.
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The bigger the better.
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Our job is to report the news,
not make it more violent.
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Right, tom, because
you're so about integrity.
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Let's go.
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Or maybe I should let
everyone in the newsroom
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know what their
two anchors are up to.
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Back to you.
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It's the morning news
with tom and tammy thompson,
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colorado's top-rated
brother-sister news team.
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Well, Black Friday
is just around the corner,
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and, tammy, it's getting
fierce out there.
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That's right, niles
laughton is out at the mall
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with a little holiday surprise.
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Tammy, the excitement
over Black Friday is peaking,
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and none other than
bill gates himself
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has shown up to try
to make it even bigger.
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That's right, we just
want to do whatever we can
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to help our supporters get their
xboxes at incredible deals on friday.
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So we've come to offer swords and battle
axes, whatever the kids can carry
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to help them fight their way
through the other shoppers.
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We understand that you've donated
some guns to the kids as well.
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Yes, but we are limiting it
to one per xbox follower,
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because, of course, the key thing
here on everyone's mind is safety.
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Hi, is kenny home
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Yeah, kenny's out back
playing with his friends.
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Forward, men!
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That... no...
no, you gotta turn me.
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- It's the enemy.
- Defensive puh-puh-positions!
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Kill 'em, get out!
266
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I seek audience with
the traitor lady mckormick.
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Let them pass.
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The princess bids your fat
ass welcome to her kingdom
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and suggests
you state your purpose.
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- You can't win this, guys.
- Look around you.
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Lay down your weapons,
and you can come back
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and fight for xboxes with us
on Black Friday.
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The princess says that if
you want to change your mind
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and agree that playstations
are better, she'll consider it.
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Kenny, we all understand wanting to
play as the chick once in a while, okay
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But you are never going to
be a real princess.
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What
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The princess calls you
a ball-licking lesbian.
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That doesn't even make sense.
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Stan, this has gone too far.
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People are going to get hurt.
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What you started
is way out of control.
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What I started How dare you!
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All these people are going
to be gaming on xbox.
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You really want to just game with
craig the rest of your life
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I would rather game with
craig than spend one minute
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having to set up
an xbox live account.
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We will get our playstations tomorrow,
and you buttholes will have nothing!
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You're outnumbered ten to
one, and there's no time left.
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How will you win
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The gods will find us a way.
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So then samwell tarly
sees the army approaching,
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and his wiener
is about this big.
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He knows that stannis baratheon's weiner
is probably shriveled from the cold
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samwell has to rally his men.
So what does he do
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Takes out his wiener... And he dangles it around
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for all his men to see.
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- Ah!
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Oh!
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Sir, you said pizzas
were coming.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- They're on their way.
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They're still coming. So samwell's
wiener goes...
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But you said they were on
their way like three hours ago.
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If I don't get pizza soon,
I'm going pass out.
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Don't worry, they're coming.
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Pizzas are on their way.
They're gonna be amazing.
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Now, john snow finally faces
jaime lannister,
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and this guy's weiner is,
you know, huge, right
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- So it's not going to be easy.
- Ehh!
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Mr. gates, I was hoping
I could talk to you
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- about the fight tomorrow.
- Certainly.
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Uh, eric, right
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It's my lord wizard king,
actually.
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Having your leadership
has certainly been a help,
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but I hope that we're clear
that this is my army.
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There can only be
one person of royalty.
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That's kind of the ruse.
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I certainly don't want to
step on your toes.
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Don't worry, I'm quite good at
letting my CEOs do what they want.
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Your CEOs
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Let's face it... this is really
just about you and me getting xboxes
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the rest are simply there to help us...
Get through those doors.
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Uh... hmm. What
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Ha ha!
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How's it feel
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Now who's walking who
through the betrayal garden
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Why don't you stay
the fuck out of my business
328
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Why don't you stay the fuck
out of my yard
329
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Ish, ish, ish, oh-ish!
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Hi-sooooo!
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- That was amazing sex.
- I enjoyed it immensely.
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How about you -
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You know,
microsoft has given kids
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who want xboxes on Black Friday
a lot of support.
335
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Seems a shame that the fight
will be so one-sided.
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Eh.
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Black Friday's about to happen, and
it's not even going to be a fight.
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That's bad for both of us.
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There must be something you can
give to kids who want sonies
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to make the fight more even.
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Hai... Kore ga arimasu.
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Yes, I think
that will do nicely.
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Wiener, wiener wiener
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Wiener wiener, wiener wiener
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Wiener, wiener
One wiener
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- Wiener, wiener
- Next to another
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Wiener - wiener, wiener
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Wiener, wiener
Two wieners
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Alongside yet another
Wiener, wiener
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Wiener
Party, wiener party
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Wiener party
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Party party
Soft wieners
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Nice and soft
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- Non-erect wieners
- Wieners flopping
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Flopping wieners
Flopping wieners
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- Dangling wieners
- Five wieners
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In my face - stop!
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Stop, please.
I can't take anymore.
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00:18:41,646 --> 00:18:45,646
But this is the best part right
before king joffrey gets poisoned.
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Everyone flips their wieners
all around his face!
361
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- Yaaaaaah!
- Listen, buddy!
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You promised that pizzas
were on the way!
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If they don't show up right now, you're
gonna have a dead kid on your hands.
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Do you hear me
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00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,646
- Okay, fine, fine!
- What kind of pizzas do you want
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- What kind do we want
- He hasn't even ordered the pizzas yet!
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00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:04,646
- Don't worry, they're coming!
- Not just two pizzas.
368
00:19:04,646 --> 00:19:06,646
There's... there's gonna be five.
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And they're gonna be huge!
You won't believe it.
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Come on, scott. We're leaving.
371
00:19:10,646 --> 00:19:12,646
Wait, I haven't told you
what happens yet!
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No! Black Friday is about to happen,
and my friends and I have to be
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the first ones inside the mall
to get xboxes.
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00:19:17,646 --> 00:19:20,646
- Well, why didn't you say so
- I can help with that.
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What do you mean
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- I'll make calls.
- I know a way to make sure
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you're completely prepared
for Black Friday.
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Sony PS4.
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The president of sony bids you thanks
for all your support of the PS4.
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He offers you this gift to once and
for all make you an official princess
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and to give you the powers you need
to win this war on Black Friday.
382
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,646
Wow, kenny's
a japanese princess.
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00:20:16,646 --> 00:20:17,646
Whoo!
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Princess kenny...
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Oh, god, we're done for!
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00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:52,646
My friends,
the time is almost here.
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00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:53,646
Let us face these shoppers
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with the bravery of those mall
security officers before us.
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Commander marsh.
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00:21:00,646 --> 00:21:02,646
They're what
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00:21:02,646 --> 00:21:03,646
They're going to what
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Tom, we have breaking news
from the South Park mall.
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In an effort to make sure
everyone is prepared,
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the mall has decided to push
Black Friday by one week.
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- Aw!
- What
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00:21:16,646 --> 00:21:19,646
The genius idea was proposed
by george r.R. Martin
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"Fuck it! Let's
push thanksgiving to december 3rd."
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For pushing the date, the mall is now
reducing Black Friday prices to 96% off
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to the first hundred people
inside the mall.
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This is going to be
a fucking blood bath, tom!
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00:21:37,646 --> 00:21:40,646
There will be medical tents,
ambulances, face painting.
402
00:21:40,646 --> 00:21:43,646
No doubt a lot of people you
know and love are going to die.
403
00:21:45,646 --> 00:21:48,646
Weiner party, party party
404
00:21:48,646 --> 00:21:49,646
Soft wieners...
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Soft wieners
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Nice and soft
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- Non-erect wieners
- Wieners flopping
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00:21:55,646 --> 00:21:58,646
Flopping wieners
Flopping wieners
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00:21:58,646 --> 00:22:00,646
- Dangling wieners
- Five wieners
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00:22:00,646 --> 00:22:02,646
In my face - stop!
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00:22:02,646 --> 00:22:03,646
Stop, please!
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