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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,145 --> 00:00:41,642 The popular cartoon, Family Guy, is going to show the image of Muhammad uncensored! 2 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,902 If we all bury our heads in sand 3 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,073 we can avoid being any part of this. 4 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:49,827 I'm gonna do whatever I can. To get that episode pulled before this gets out of hand. 5 00:00:50,027 --> 00:00:52,013 You just want Family Guy off the air... 6 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:54,665 Kyle, stop it! 7 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:55,999 So long, Kyle! 8 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:58,409 You son of a bitch! I won't let you win! 9 00:00:58,734 --> 00:01:03,751 Mr. President, there's something about the Family Guy writing staff I think you should know. 10 00:01:04,193 --> 00:01:08,723 And now, the thrilling conclusion of... Cartoon Wars. 11 00:01:08,737 --> 00:01:10,279 Will not be seen tonight! 12 00:01:10,307 --> 00:01:14,066 So that we can bring you this Terrance & Phillip Television Special 13 00:01:23,307 --> 00:01:27,251 Say Terrance, isn't it wonderful having a holiday here at the Lazy "J" Ranch? 14 00:01:27,293 --> 00:01:31,380 It sure is, Phillip. But I do believe this steer I'm riding has the farts. 15 00:01:34,771 --> 00:01:39,562 Oh, look who's coming! Isn't that Muhammad, the holy prophet of the Muslim religion? 16 00:01:41,922 --> 00:01:44,131 Hey guys, how's it going? 17 00:01:45,158 --> 00:01:47,895 Hello Muhammad, we've read all aboat you in the Koran. 18 00:01:47,936 --> 00:01:49,971 I'm hear to investigate a murder. 19 00:01:50,106 --> 00:01:52,884 All right, just what the hell is going on here?! 20 00:01:53,009 --> 00:01:56,255 You censored out the image of Muhammad in our television special! 21 00:01:56,408 --> 00:02:00,477 Ey! You guys know the rules! Nobody can show the image of Muhammad anymore. It's dangerous. 22 00:02:00,523 --> 00:02:02,067 But you ruined the whole show! 23 00:02:02,095 --> 00:02:04,428 Look, I'm not gonna risk the lives of the people at this network. 24 00:02:04,456 --> 00:02:06,442 Let's just forget aboat it, okay guys? 25 00:02:09,136 --> 00:02:10,581 Aw, come on guys, give me a break. 26 00:02:10,609 --> 00:02:14,829 We demand you rerun Mystery at the Lazy "J" Ranch with Muhammad uncensored! 27 00:02:14,871 --> 00:02:16,927 Ey! I run this network, not you guys! 28 00:02:16,954 --> 00:02:18,775 And if you ask me, your show has become so preachy 29 00:02:18,776 --> 00:02:21,207 and full of messages that you've forgotten how to be funny! No Muhammad! 30 00:02:21,221 --> 00:02:24,943 But Family Guy is going to show Muhammad on an episode that airs tonight! 31 00:02:25,067 --> 00:02:26,093 I doubt it! 32 00:02:26,094 --> 00:02:30,136 I'll bet that right now, somebody is on their way to FOX Network to demand that that episode be pulled. 33 00:02:41,983 --> 00:02:45,427 Ma'am, I need to speak to the president of this network right away. 34 00:02:45,510 --> 00:02:47,135 What is it regarding? 35 00:02:47,247 --> 00:02:48,778 It's regarding Family Guy. 36 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:51,729 I demand that the Muhammad episode be pulled before it airs tonight! 37 00:02:51,868 --> 00:02:55,403 It's incendiary, it's offensive to Muslims and people can get hurt! 38 00:02:55,431 --> 00:02:57,556 It's wrong! It's wrooong! 39 00:02:58,013 --> 00:03:02,180 Okay, but if you've got a problem with Family Guy, you'll have to wait in line. 40 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:06,543 That little boy over there has an appointment to try and get Family Guy off the air altogether. 41 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:11,237 Dude, can I go before you? 42 00:03:11,265 --> 00:03:12,799 Eat my shorts! 43 00:03:19,722 --> 00:03:21,375 What the hell is going on? 44 00:03:24,534 --> 00:03:25,521 Hello? 45 00:03:26,382 --> 00:03:29,007 Excuse me, I need to get to Los Angeles. 46 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:30,576 Hey! 47 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:36,405 Hello?! 48 00:03:36,905 --> 00:03:39,891 ...starting in a small town in central Colorado. 49 00:03:39,891 --> 00:03:42,950 The idea has now spread all over America. 50 00:03:43,102 --> 00:03:45,366 Muslims continue to riot in the Middle East, 51 00:03:45,366 --> 00:03:49,102 demanding that Family Guy not air tonight's episode. 52 00:03:49,189 --> 00:03:51,730 And Muslim terrorists continue to make threats. 53 00:03:52,802 --> 00:03:55,997 "Family Guy" better not show Mohammed tonight. 54 00:03:56,284 --> 00:03:57,882 I'm serious. 55 00:03:58,089 --> 00:03:59,421 "Family Guy" isn't funny. 56 00:03:59,922 --> 00:04:02,116 Osama bin Laden had this to say: 57 00:04:05,064 --> 00:04:07,985 If you look closely at the writing in "Family Guy", 58 00:04:09,152 --> 00:04:11,989 you will see that the jokes never derive from the plot, 59 00:04:13,156 --> 00:04:14,816 and I think that's totally gay. 60 00:04:15,283 --> 00:04:19,653 Bin Laden went on to say that if Family Guy shows the image of Muhammad as planned, 61 00:04:19,653 --> 00:04:23,049 the terrorist retaliation will be immediate. 62 00:04:24,254 --> 00:04:25,602 You one of them? 63 00:04:25,810 --> 00:04:26,338 Who? 64 00:04:26,393 --> 00:04:28,435 How come your head ain't in the sand? 65 00:04:36,372 --> 00:04:37,399 So... 66 00:04:37,413 --> 00:04:39,761 you don't like Family Guy either, huh? 67 00:04:40,351 --> 00:04:43,294 I hate Family Guy. 68 00:04:43,823 --> 00:04:44,915 So what's your plan? 69 00:04:44,915 --> 00:04:48,179 You're gonna ask the president of the network nicely to take it off the air? 70 00:04:48,591 --> 00:04:50,067 Not nicely. 71 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:54,839 Look, kid, if you hate a TV show, all you have to do is get an episode pulled. 72 00:04:54,839 --> 00:04:57,547 Pretty soon the show is compromised and it goes off the air. 73 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,811 Cool, man. 74 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,582 Yes. So my plan is to use this whole Muhammad thing 75 00:05:01,582 --> 00:05:04,267 as a way to scare the network into pulling tonight's show. 76 00:05:04,309 --> 00:05:06,799 I'm going to use fear to get them to do what I want. 77 00:05:07,896 --> 00:05:10,035 Isn't that like, terrorism? 78 00:05:10,521 --> 00:05:14,335 No, it isn't like terrorism. It is terrorism. 79 00:05:14,432 --> 00:05:15,557 I could do that. 80 00:05:15,571 --> 00:05:18,329 This is manipulation at its highest level, you should let me handle this. 81 00:05:18,339 --> 00:05:20,033 I'm a pretty bad kid. 82 00:05:20,103 --> 00:05:22,242 Really? What's the worst thing you've ever done? 83 00:05:22,283 --> 00:05:24,580 I stole the head of a statue once. 84 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,704 Wow, that's pretty hardcore. Geez. 85 00:05:27,913 --> 00:05:30,079 That's like this one time, when I didn't like a kid, 86 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:33,341 so I ground his parents up into chili and fed it to him. 87 00:05:36,097 --> 00:05:37,819 You got it, man. You got it. 88 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:38,946 Seeya. 89 00:05:43,391 --> 00:05:46,919 I want to assure the American people that as President, 90 00:05:46,919 --> 00:05:49,571 I have exhausted every possible solution. 91 00:05:49,571 --> 00:05:54,850 Unfortunately, Mohammed will appear uncensored on Family Guy tonight at seven. 92 00:05:57,559 --> 00:06:00,392 Mr. President, can't the writers of the show be reasoned with? 93 00:06:00,392 --> 00:06:02,614 Don't they know they're putting the country in danger? 94 00:06:03,536 --> 00:06:08,286 I have come to... understand something about the Family Guy writing staff. 95 00:06:08,532 --> 00:06:13,319 Suffice it to say that they will not be persuaded by the possibility of violence. 96 00:06:15,888 --> 00:06:19,902 What exactly did you learn about the Family Guy writing staff, Mr. President? 97 00:06:21,039 --> 00:06:23,164 I'm afraid that information is classified. 98 00:06:26,809 --> 00:06:31,726 Mr. President, can't you force the Family Guy writing staff not to write anything about Mohammed? 99 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,320 Couldn't you throw them in prison? 100 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,901 Look! The fact of the matter is the Family Guy writing staff 101 00:06:36,901 --> 00:06:40,304 is protected by something called the First Amendment! 102 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:44,206 And what exactly is this First Amendment, Mr. President? 103 00:06:46,054 --> 00:06:48,425 Uh you know, the right to free speech. 104 00:06:53,648 --> 00:06:57,606 Mr. President, when your administration came up with this "First Amendment", 105 00:06:57,606 --> 00:07:00,628 did it not foresee a problem like this might happen? 106 00:07:01,503 --> 00:07:02,253 Well... 107 00:07:02,253 --> 00:07:05,892 We didn't come up with the First Amendment. It was already in place. 108 00:07:05,934 --> 00:07:09,832 What do you intend to do about this "First Amendment," Mr. President? 109 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,500 Forgive me, Mr. President, 110 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:15,681 but this "First Amendment" sounds like a lot of bureaucratic jibbery-joob? 111 00:07:21,494 --> 00:07:23,716 Okay, let's discuss the fall lineup. 112 00:07:23,762 --> 00:07:25,765 Sir, there's still one little boy out here 113 00:07:25,765 --> 00:07:28,695 who wants to speak with you about pulling the Family Guy episode. 114 00:07:28,751 --> 00:07:30,660 All right, let's get this over with. 115 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:35,096 Hello, gentlemen, ladies. 116 00:07:35,165 --> 00:07:38,540 My name is little Danny Pocket. And I won't take much of your time. 117 00:07:38,930 --> 00:07:42,541 Please excuse my tiny crutch, it's the only way I can get around these days. 118 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,264 Oh, poor kid... 119 00:07:45,742 --> 00:07:46,742 You see, 120 00:07:46,756 --> 00:07:49,862 my father worked for a newspaper in my native country of Denmark. 121 00:07:49,916 --> 00:07:52,085 His newspaper showed an image of Muhammad and, 122 00:07:52,126 --> 00:07:55,293 two days later, terrorists suicides bombed his building. 123 00:07:55,529 --> 00:07:57,162 I was in the lobby when it happened. 124 00:07:57,218 --> 00:08:00,370 First one terrorist suicide bombed us and then dozens more. 125 00:08:00,454 --> 00:08:01,634 They just kept coming. 126 00:08:01,759 --> 00:08:04,745 Suicide bombers running in the building and blowing up one after another! 127 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:06,998 They were like Mexican jumping beans. 128 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:11,943 I just don't wanna see people here at your studio getting hurt, because... 129 00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:15,027 that would be, of course, your responsibility. 130 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:19,552 I feel terrible. 131 00:08:19,943 --> 00:08:24,859 It's so east to put terrorism out of mind until one of its victims is staring you in the face. 132 00:08:24,929 --> 00:08:29,275 Sir, if we pull the episode, the Family Guy writing staff will refuse to work again. 133 00:08:29,734 --> 00:08:32,817 Little boy, will you talk to the Family Guy writing staff? 134 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:36,776 If your story touches their hearts like it has ours, 135 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:39,792 perhaps they'll back down from demanding we air the episode. 136 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,743 I'll certainly do my best. 137 00:08:42,423 --> 00:08:44,877 Take this noble child over to the Family Guy offices. 138 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:49,419 If he can scare them like he has us, maybe we can pull the Muhammad episode after all. 139 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:51,797 Yes, and then Family Guy is as good as dead. 140 00:08:51,852 --> 00:08:54,128 What was that? - I said "thank you". 141 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:55,810 Thank you for listening. 142 00:09:01,905 --> 00:09:02,933 Thanks a lot for the ride. 143 00:09:03,193 --> 00:09:04,943 Ey, it's the least I could do. 144 00:09:05,054 --> 00:09:06,665 I hope you succeed, kid. 145 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:10,879 I really don't wanna see Family Guy go off the air. I love that show! 146 00:09:11,185 --> 00:09:12,464 I'll do everything I can. 147 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,866 I mean, I know it's just joke after joke, but I like that. 148 00:09:15,978 --> 00:09:19,522 At least it doesn't get all preachy and up its own ass with messages, you know? 149 00:09:29,039 --> 00:09:30,164 Excuse me. 150 00:09:31,108 --> 00:09:33,233 Do you know which way the network president's office is? 151 00:09:33,385 --> 00:09:34,747 Who wants to know?! 152 00:09:34,858 --> 00:09:38,814 Look, my fat bastard friend is trying to trick the network into getting Family Guy off the air. 153 00:09:40,912 --> 00:09:43,594 The network president's office is in there! 154 00:09:45,146 --> 00:09:47,924 Oh thanks, dude. - No problem, man. 155 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:51,271 Hello? 156 00:09:52,521 --> 00:09:53,640 This can't be right, I- 157 00:09:54,932 --> 00:09:57,446 Cowabunga, motherfucker! 158 00:10:02,423 --> 00:10:04,937 Hello Mitchell. - Oh hi, Miss Travis. 159 00:10:05,007 --> 00:10:07,766 The president has asked that little Danny Pocket here 160 00:10:07,766 --> 00:10:10,197 speak with the Family Guy writing staff. 161 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:13,634 Are you sure? They're working on a new episode right now. 162 00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:15,163 It won't take long, sir. 163 00:10:17,024 --> 00:10:19,746 All right, I'll take him back. Follow me, little Danny. 164 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:23,760 You must be excited. Not many people get to meet our writing staff. 165 00:10:23,802 --> 00:10:26,924 Yes, I'm totally excited. Family Guy is so funny. 166 00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:30,007 Well, here we are. 167 00:10:30,243 --> 00:10:32,948 Danny, the Family Guy writing staff. 168 00:10:34,052 --> 00:10:34,746 Wha? 169 00:10:43,012 --> 00:10:43,706 What are they? 170 00:10:43,734 --> 00:10:46,998 They're manatees. Gretchen and Flubber are from the Gulf of Mexico. 171 00:10:47,026 --> 00:10:49,776 Tinker, Pete and Lucy are from the Caribbean Sea. 172 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,595 Family Guy is written by manatees? 173 00:10:52,977 --> 00:10:55,281 Of course, it all makes sense now. 174 00:10:55,324 --> 00:10:56,930 They really are brilliant creatures. 175 00:10:56,963 --> 00:11:00,013 You see, the right side of the tank is filled with idea balls. 176 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,701 Each ball has a verb, noun or pop culture reference written on it. 177 00:11:03,701 --> 00:11:05,006 There's millions of them. 178 00:11:05,173 --> 00:11:06,766 The manatees choose an idea ball 179 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,780 and swim it over to the joke combine on the other side of the tank. 180 00:11:09,808 --> 00:11:12,387 Uh there goes Gretchen! She's comin' up with an idea. 181 00:11:13,276 --> 00:11:15,114 Oh, she came up with Gary Coleman. 182 00:11:15,184 --> 00:11:19,434 The idea balls drop into the joke combine and form part of the new script. 183 00:11:19,995 --> 00:11:24,161 Loundry Date, Winning, Mexico, Gary Coleman. 184 00:11:24,189 --> 00:11:27,175 A perfect Family Guy joke! I can see it now! 185 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:30,488 Peter, you didn't do the laundry today. 186 00:11:30,529 --> 00:11:36,440 You think that's bad? Remember the time I won a date to Mexico with Gary Coleman? 187 00:11:37,412 --> 00:11:40,541 �Qu� pasa, se�ores? - Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis? 188 00:11:40,624 --> 00:11:44,221 Waitwaitaminute waitaminute. These manatees demanded that Muhammad be shown? 189 00:11:44,221 --> 00:11:45,888 How? Manatees don't talk! 190 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:48,139 When FOX censored the image of Muhammad last week, 191 00:11:48,139 --> 00:11:51,972 it also meant that the Muhammad ball had to come out of the idea tank. 192 00:11:52,251 --> 00:11:54,198 It made the manatees very upset. 193 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:58,677 Pull just one idea ball out of the idea tank and the manatees stop working. 194 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,212 He-here, I'll show you. Keith? 195 00:12:08,529 --> 00:12:10,140 All right all right, put it back in! 196 00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:15,242 Manatees are very ethical writers. 197 00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:18,117 Either everything's okay to write about or nothing is. 198 00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:21,908 Anyway, the president of the network wanted you to speak with the manatees. 199 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,521 Oh... yes, yes. 200 00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:29,324 Hello, manatees. I think you should allow the network to pull your episode with Muhammad. 201 00:12:29,727 --> 00:12:33,470 See, I'm the victim of a, a terrorist attack and... terrorists might come after you if you- 202 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:35,627 That isn't gonna work on them. - Why not? 203 00:12:35,683 --> 00:12:37,636 Don't you know anything about manatees? 204 00:12:37,636 --> 00:12:41,234 They're the only mammals that are completely unmoved by terrorst threats. 205 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,845 Son of a bitch. 206 00:12:46,493 --> 00:12:48,952 Get me out of here, kid! Why are you doing this? 207 00:12:48,993 --> 00:12:51,160 Well well well! 208 00:12:52,991 --> 00:12:54,367 Cartman! - Hello, Kyle. 209 00:12:54,677 --> 00:12:57,475 Looks like you've run into a little snag in your plan as well. 210 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,961 You fat son of a bitch! 211 00:12:59,252 --> 00:13:01,326 You came so close to stopping me, didn't you, Kyle. 212 00:13:01,354 --> 00:13:03,274 There was just one thing you didn't count on. 213 00:13:03,385 --> 00:13:06,941 That more people besides me hate Family Guy. - Yeah. 214 00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:09,562 Well, a lot of people like Family Guy too! 215 00:13:09,562 --> 00:13:11,340 Who are you to decide it shouldn't be on the air?! 216 00:13:11,368 --> 00:13:14,118 Shut up! You shut your fucking face, man! 217 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:17,476 Did it work? Did you scare the network into pulling the episode? 218 00:13:17,754 --> 00:13:20,379 Not yet! But I've come up with a new plan. 219 00:13:20,476 --> 00:13:23,512 I've learned how to make the Family Guy writing staff stop working! 220 00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:26,943 As soon as everyone goes on their lunch break, I can sneak back in. 221 00:13:26,984 --> 00:13:27,951 Cool man! 222 00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:30,160 Cartman, let me out of this stupid net! 223 00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:33,229 Good, Kyle! That's good anger you're showin' there! See that?! 224 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:36,865 That's emotional character development based on what's happening in the storyline! 225 00:13:36,907 --> 00:13:41,494 Not at all like Family Guy. Now, if you'll excuse me, Kyle. 226 00:13:41,536 --> 00:13:45,585 I've got some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank. 227 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:47,227 What?! 228 00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,853 I don't understand it. What's wrong with them? 229 00:13:53,953 --> 00:13:56,887 We don't know, Mr. President. They just stopped working. 230 00:13:56,929 --> 00:13:59,901 But, nobody took any idea balls out of the tank, did they? 231 00:13:59,943 --> 00:14:01,770 No sir, none of us did. 232 00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:04,391 Then why are they refusing to write? 233 00:14:04,557 --> 00:14:06,904 I agreed to show Muhammad uncensored! 234 00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:10,789 I did what you asked! What do you want from me?! 235 00:14:10,899 --> 00:14:12,233 Sir! Sir! 236 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:15,240 If you don't my saying, I think you asked for this. 237 00:14:15,652 --> 00:14:17,902 You gave in to the manatees last week. 238 00:14:18,027 --> 00:14:21,166 Now they know all they have to do is refuse to work and they can get whatever they want. 239 00:14:21,222 --> 00:14:22,819 You spoiled them by caving in. 240 00:14:22,847 --> 00:14:24,756 Now they thnk they can walk all over you. 241 00:14:25,562 --> 00:14:28,122 Sir, you are in charge of this network, not them. 242 00:14:28,178 --> 00:14:30,897 Maybe it's time you showed them who's in charge. 243 00:14:31,994 --> 00:14:33,216 You're right. 244 00:14:33,244 --> 00:14:37,345 It's time I stop letting these primadonna manatees tell me what to do! 245 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,805 I'm pulling the Muhammad episode, you got that?! 246 00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:43,499 And if you all don't want to work tomorrow, you can just find other jobs! 247 00:14:43,541 --> 00:14:45,486 How long before Family Guy's supposed to air?! 248 00:14:45,527 --> 00:14:46,569 Twenty-five minutes. 249 00:14:46,597 --> 00:14:47,762 I gotta hurry! 250 00:14:49,401 --> 00:14:50,401 I did it. 251 00:14:50,429 --> 00:14:53,358 I... am... God! 252 00:14:54,191 --> 00:14:56,386 Family Guy is going off the air! 253 00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:58,616 No more Family Guy for me, mon fr�re! 254 00:14:58,805 --> 00:15:00,110 C artman! 255 00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:03,402 You fucking fatass! 256 00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:04,950 How the hell did you get out? 257 00:15:05,075 --> 00:15:07,031 That kid and I had a long talk! 258 00:15:07,084 --> 00:15:10,337 I told him he was on a slippery slope to becoming a monster like you! 259 00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:13,184 Aw, God damnit, you gave him one of your gay little speeches, didn't you?! 260 00:15:13,254 --> 00:15:15,795 You are not killing Family Guy! 261 00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:18,533 You're too late, Kyle! The president of the network is pulling the episode! 262 00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:20,506 Family Guy is as good as dead! 263 00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:23,700 There's still time to tell the network president you're full of crap! 264 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,643 I can't let you do that! - Get out of my way or I'll kick your ass! 265 00:15:28,018 --> 00:15:30,948 Fine, Kyle. I guess it was inevitable. 266 00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:34,305 Let this be our final battle. 267 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:43,192 Stop it! Kyle, that's too hard! Ah! 268 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,236 Kyle! Stop it! 269 00:15:45,847 --> 00:15:47,153 Quit it! - Quit it, Kyle! 270 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:48,500 Kyle! 271 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:53,508 Stop it! 272 00:15:53,981 --> 00:15:55,286 Quit it! - Quit it, Kyle! 273 00:15:55,703 --> 00:15:57,008 Kyle! Let go- 274 00:15:57,258 --> 00:15:58,413 Okay okay come on, time out. 275 00:15:58,413 --> 00:15:59,760 Kyle, time out! Time out! Time out. 276 00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:01,558 Time in! 277 00:16:05,850 --> 00:16:06,669 Okay. Okay. Time out! 278 00:16:06,669 --> 00:16:08,107 Kyle time out! Time out! Time out! 279 00:16:08,107 --> 00:16:10,885 No more tmieouts, fatass! - Time out! Time out! Time out, Kyle! 280 00:16:21,056 --> 00:16:21,820 Kyle! 281 00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:24,236 Get the- Kyle! 282 00:16:24,389 --> 00:16:26,264 Kyle, dude, that was- that was in the balls! 283 00:16:26,347 --> 00:16:28,389 Dude, serious- seriously! That was in the balls! 284 00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:30,799 No hitting- No hitting in the balls! 285 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,146 Kyle! 286 00:16:43,884 --> 00:16:45,078 Quit it, Kyle. 287 00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,550 Give it up, Kyle! 288 00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:54,331 Okay... 289 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,623 Okay! Okay okay! You win! 290 00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:01,072 You win. I give up. 291 00:17:04,865 --> 00:17:06,879 I had my fingers crossed. 292 00:17:13,294 --> 00:17:14,273 Thanks, kid. 293 00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:17,088 Network Control! This is the President! 294 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,199 I want you to pull the episode. 295 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,733 What? Mr. President, are you sure? 296 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:27,538 I'm sure. Begin episode jettison sequence 0 2 900. 297 00:17:31,608 --> 00:17:33,278 Voice System initiated. 298 00:17:33,358 --> 00:17:34,483 Awaiting confirmation. 299 00:17:34,815 --> 00:17:37,366 Mr. President, we need your final approval code. 300 00:17:37,399 --> 00:17:40,363 President approval code 0-0-destruct- 301 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:43,085 Sir! Mister television executive! Stop! 302 00:17:43,201 --> 00:17:43,881 Who are you? 303 00:17:43,904 --> 00:17:47,719 Listen to me, the little boy who convinced you to pull the episode is a bastard child. 304 00:17:47,747 --> 00:17:51,303 He only wants you to pull it because he knows it will be the end of Family Guy forever! 305 00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:52,511 The end of Family Guy? 306 00:17:52,511 --> 00:17:54,933 Mr. President, we need final authorization! 307 00:17:54,961 --> 00:17:57,128 Hold on, Julie! What are you talking about, kid? 308 00:17:57,141 --> 00:18:00,015 Pulling an episode because someone is offended starts a chain reaction. 309 00:18:00,015 --> 00:18:03,224 You'll have to pull more and more episodes until the show goes off the air completely. 310 00:18:03,224 --> 00:18:05,105 It's what happened to Laverne & Shirley. 311 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,939 You mean... the manatees aren't trying to run the network? 312 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,633 What manatees?! 313 00:18:11,647 --> 00:18:13,647 Go ahead, Mr. President! Continue what you were doing! 314 00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:16,120 No! You have to show Muhammad, Mr. President! 315 00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,321 Mr. President, we're awaiting your orders! 316 00:18:18,349 --> 00:18:20,904 Sir, just think about what you're doing to free speech! 317 00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:23,308 No! Think about the people who could get hurt! 318 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,393 I don't know who to listen to! 319 00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:27,155 Okay, I'll make it easy for you 320 00:18:27,711 --> 00:18:29,728 Pull the Muhammad episode, now! 321 00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:31,062 Okay, I'll listen to you. 322 00:18:31,089 --> 00:18:32,901 Julie? - No! Wait! 323 00:18:32,915 --> 00:18:36,860 You can't listen to him! He's a lying deceitful monster who only wants Family Guy off the air! 324 00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,110 But he has a gun. 325 00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:42,242 You can't do what he wants just because he's the one threatening you with violence! 326 00:18:42,395 --> 00:18:43,311 Shut up, Kyle! 327 00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:46,811 I can't be responsible for people getting hurt. Especially me. 328 00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:50,005 Yes, people can get hurt. That's how terrorism works. 329 00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:53,449 But if you give into that, Doug, you're allowing terrorism to work. 330 00:18:53,657 --> 00:18:54,945 Do the right thing here. 331 00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:57,084 Give the orders to pull the episode, Mr. President! 332 00:18:57,209 --> 00:19:01,225 I shouldn't even be in the office still. It's supposed to be half-day Friday. 333 00:19:01,628 --> 00:19:04,922 Mr. President, thirty seconds to airtime. What do you want us to do?! 334 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,783 Do the right thing, Mr. President. 335 00:19:06,852 --> 00:19:10,419 How about I allow the episode to air but, just censor out the image of Muhammad again. 336 00:19:10,503 --> 00:19:11,891 I wish that was good enough. 337 00:19:11,989 --> 00:19:15,419 But if you censor out Muhammad, then soon you'll have to censor out more. 338 00:19:15,516 --> 00:19:16,840 No gay speeches, Kyle! 339 00:19:17,007 --> 00:19:18,502 If you don't show Muhammad, 340 00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:22,291 then you've made a distinction what is okay to poke fun at and what isn't. 341 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,847 Either it's all okay, or none of it is. 342 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,641 Five seconds, Mr. President. 343 00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:31,234 Do the right thing. Show Mohammed. 344 00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:33,991 Do the right thing. 345 00:19:34,396 --> 00:19:37,069 Mr. President, we need a decision now. 346 00:19:39,116 --> 00:19:42,392 Family Guy goes on air as planned. Uncensored. 347 00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:45,314 - Yes. - No. 348 00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:47,427 No, I hate Family Guy! 349 00:19:50,476 --> 00:19:51,465 Air it. 350 00:19:57,956 --> 00:20:00,470 Peter, you got a pink slip at work? 351 00:20:00,596 --> 00:20:02,314 You think that's bad? 352 00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:04,745 Remember the time I got a salmon helmet 353 00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:06,832 from Mohammed while wearing a toga? 354 00:20:08,356 --> 00:20:09,948 Coming, Mohammed! 355 00:20:23,236 --> 00:20:25,955 Wow! A salmon helmet! Thanks! 356 00:20:26,636 --> 00:20:28,672 Anyway, what were we talking about? 357 00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:30,593 Oh, yeah, my pink slip. 358 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,146 Hey, that wasn't bad at all. 359 00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:36,473 They just showed Mohammed standing there, looking normal! 360 00:20:36,596 --> 00:20:39,064 Mr. President, the terrorists are retaliating! 361 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,265 What? 362 00:20:41,036 --> 00:20:42,833 And as soon as the image of Mohammed appeared, 363 00:20:42,956 --> 00:20:46,028 terrorist leader Al-Zawahri announced the retaliation! 364 00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:04,952 - Hello, I am American! - I'm American, too! 365 00:21:05,076 --> 00:21:07,271 We like to crap on each other! 366 00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:11,594 Hello, I am the President Bush, I will crap on both of you. 367 00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:13,993 Oh, we love to crap! 368 00:21:14,196 --> 00:21:15,231 I'm American! 369 00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:17,392 I'm pregnant with a baby, but I'm not married. 370 00:21:17,516 --> 00:21:18,949 Let's crap. 371 00:21:20,036 --> 00:21:21,549 Look at me, I'm Jesus. 372 00:21:21,676 --> 00:21:24,474 Would you like me to crap on you, Mr. Bush? 373 00:21:26,356 --> 00:21:28,506 Yummy, yummy crap. 374 00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:33,106 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31359

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