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The popular cartoon, Family Guy, is going
to show the image of Muhammad uncensored!
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If we all bury our heads in sand
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we can avoid being any part of this.
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I'm gonna do whatever I can. To get that
episode pulled before this gets out of hand.
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You just want Family Guy off the air...
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Kyle, stop it!
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So long, Kyle!
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You son of a bitch!
I won't let you win!
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Mr. President, there's something about the
Family Guy writing staff I think you should know.
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And now, the thrilling conclusion of...
Cartoon Wars.
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Will not be seen tonight!
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So that we can bring you this
Terrance & Phillip Television Special
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Say Terrance, isn't it wonderful having
a holiday here at the Lazy "J" Ranch?
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It sure is, Phillip. But I do believe
this steer I'm riding has the farts.
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Oh, look who's coming! Isn't that Muhammad,
the holy prophet of the Muslim religion?
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Hey guys, how's it going?
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Hello Muhammad,
we've read all aboat you in the Koran.
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I'm hear to investigate a murder.
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All right, just what the hell is going on here?!
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You censored out the image
of Muhammad in our television special!
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Ey! You guys know the rules! Nobody can show
the image of Muhammad anymore. It's dangerous.
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But you ruined the whole show!
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Look, I'm not gonna risk the lives
of the people at this network.
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Let's just forget aboat it, okay guys?
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Aw, come on guys, give me a break.
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We demand you rerun Mystery at the Lazy
"J" Ranch with Muhammad uncensored!
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Ey! I run this network, not you guys!
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And if you ask me,
your show has become so preachy
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and full of messages that you've
forgotten how to be funny! No Muhammad!
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But Family Guy is going to show Muhammad
on an episode that airs tonight!
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I doubt it!
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I'll bet that right now, somebody is on their way
to FOX Network to demand that that episode be pulled.
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Ma'am, I need to speak to the president
of this network right away.
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What is it regarding?
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It's regarding Family Guy.
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I demand that the Muhammad episode
be pulled before it airs tonight!
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It's incendiary, it's offensive to Muslims
and people can get hurt!
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It's wrong!
It's wrooong!
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Okay, but if you've got a problem with
Family Guy, you'll have to wait in line.
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That little boy over there has an appointment
to try and get Family Guy off the air altogether.
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Dude, can I go before you?
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Eat my shorts!
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What the hell is going on?
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Hello?
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Excuse me, I need to get to Los Angeles.
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Hey!
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Hello?!
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...starting in a small town
in central Colorado.
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The idea has now spread all over America.
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Muslims continue to riot in the Middle East,
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demanding that Family Guy
not air tonight's episode.
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And Muslim terrorists continue to make threats.
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"Family Guy" better not show Mohammed tonight.
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I'm serious.
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"Family Guy" isn't funny.
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Osama bin Laden had this to say:
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If you look closely at
the writing in "Family Guy",
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you will see that the jokes
never derive from the plot,
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and I think that's totally gay.
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Bin Laden went on to say that if Family Guy
shows the image of Muhammad as planned,
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the terrorist retaliation will be immediate.
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You one of them?
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Who?
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How come your head ain't in the sand?
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So...
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you don't like Family Guy either, huh?
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I hate Family Guy.
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So what's your plan?
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You're gonna ask the president of the network
nicely to take it off the air?
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Not nicely.
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Look, kid, if you hate a TV show,
all you have to do is get an episode pulled.
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Pretty soon the show is compromised
and it goes off the air.
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Cool, man.
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Yes. So my plan is to use
this whole Muhammad thing
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as a way to scare the network
into pulling tonight's show.
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I'm going to use fear to get
them to do what I want.
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Isn't that like, terrorism?
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No, it isn't like terrorism.
It is terrorism.
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I could do that.
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This is manipulation at its highest level,
you should let me handle this.
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I'm a pretty bad kid.
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Really?
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
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I stole the head of a statue once.
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Wow, that's pretty hardcore.
Geez.
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That's like this one time,
when I didn't like a kid,
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so I ground his parents up into chili
and fed it to him.
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You got it, man.
You got it.
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Seeya.
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I want to assure the American
people that as President,
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I have exhausted every possible solution.
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Unfortunately, Mohammed will appear
uncensored on Family Guy tonight at seven.
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Mr. President, can't the writers
of the show be reasoned with?
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Don't they know they're
putting the country in danger?
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I have come to... understand something
about the Family Guy writing staff.
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Suffice it to say that they will not be
persuaded by the possibility of violence.
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What exactly did you learn about
the Family Guy writing staff, Mr. President?
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I'm afraid that information is classified.
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Mr. President, can't you force the Family Guy
writing staff not to write anything about Mohammed?
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Couldn't you throw them in prison?
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Look! The fact of the matter is
the Family Guy writing staff
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is protected by something
called the First Amendment!
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And what exactly is
this First Amendment, Mr. President?
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Uh you know, the right to free speech.
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Mr. President, when your administration
came up with this "First Amendment",
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did it not foresee a problem
like this might happen?
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Well...
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We didn't come up with the First Amendment.
It was already in place.
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What do you intend to do about
this "First Amendment," Mr. President?
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Forgive me, Mr. President,
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but this "First Amendment" sounds like
a lot of bureaucratic jibbery-joob?
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Okay, let's discuss the fall lineup.
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Sir, there's still one little boy out here
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who wants to speak with you
about pulling the Family Guy episode.
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All right, let's get this over with.
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Hello, gentlemen, ladies.
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My name is little Danny Pocket.
And I won't take much of your time.
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Please excuse my tiny crutch,
it's the only way I can get around these days.
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Oh, poor kid...
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You see,
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my father worked for a newspaper
in my native country of Denmark.
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His newspaper showed
an image of Muhammad and,
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two days later,
terrorists suicides bombed his building.
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I was in the lobby when it happened.
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First one terrorist suicide bombed us
and then dozens more.
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They just kept coming.
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Suicide bombers running in the building
and blowing up one after another!
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They were like Mexican jumping beans.
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I just don't wanna see people here
at your studio getting hurt, because...
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that would be, of course, your responsibility.
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I feel terrible.
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It's so east to put terrorism out of mind until
one of its victims is staring you in the face.
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Sir, if we pull the episode, the Family Guy
writing staff will refuse to work again.
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Little boy, will you talk
to the Family Guy writing staff?
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If your story touches their
hearts like it has ours,
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perhaps they'll back down from
demanding we air the episode.
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I'll certainly do my best.
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Take this noble child over
to the Family Guy offices.
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If he can scare them like he has us,
maybe we can pull the Muhammad episode after all.
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Yes, and then Family Guy is as good as dead.
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What was that?
- I said "thank you".
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Thank you for listening.
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Thanks a lot for the ride.
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Ey, it's the least I could do.
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I hope you succeed, kid.
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I really don't wanna see Family Guy
go off the air. I love that show!
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I'll do everything I can.
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I mean, I know it's just joke
after joke, but I like that.
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At least it doesn't get all preachy
and up its own ass with messages, you know?
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Excuse me.
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Do you know which way
the network president's office is?
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Who wants to know?!
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Look, my fat bastard friend is trying to trick
the network into getting Family Guy off the air.
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The network president's office is in there!
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Oh thanks, dude.
- No problem, man.
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Hello?
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This can't be right, I-
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Cowabunga, motherfucker!
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Hello Mitchell.
- Oh hi, Miss Travis.
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The president has asked
that little Danny Pocket here
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speak with the Family Guy writing staff.
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Are you sure?
They're working on a new episode right now.
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It won't take long, sir.
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All right, I'll take him back.
Follow me, little Danny.
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You must be excited.
Not many people get to meet our writing staff.
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Yes, I'm totally excited.
Family Guy is so funny.
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Well, here we are.
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Danny, the Family Guy writing staff.
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Wha?
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What are they?
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They're manatees. Gretchen and Flubber
are from the Gulf of Mexico.
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Tinker, Pete and Lucy
are from the Caribbean Sea.
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Family Guy is written by manatees?
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Of course, it all makes sense now.
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They really are brilliant creatures.
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You see, the right side of the tank
is filled with idea balls.
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Each ball has a verb, noun or pop
culture reference written on it.
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There's millions of them.
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The manatees choose an idea ball
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and swim it over to the joke combine
on the other side of the tank.
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Uh there goes Gretchen!
She's comin' up with an idea.
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Oh, she came up with Gary Coleman.
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The idea balls drop into the joke combine
and form part of the new script.
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Loundry Date, Winning, Mexico, Gary Coleman.
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A perfect Family Guy joke!
I can see it now!
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Peter, you didn't do the laundry today.
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You think that's bad? Remember the time
I won a date to Mexico with Gary Coleman?
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�Qu� pasa, se�ores?
- Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
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Waitwaitaminute waitaminute.
These manatees demanded that Muhammad be shown?
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How?
Manatees don't talk!
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When FOX censored the image
of Muhammad last week,
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it also meant that the Muhammad ball
had to come out of the idea tank.
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It made the manatees very upset.
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Pull just one idea ball out of the idea tank
and the manatees stop working.
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He-here, I'll show you.
Keith?
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All right all right, put it back in!
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Manatees are very ethical writers.
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Either everything's okay to write
about or nothing is.
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Anyway, the president of the network
wanted you to speak with the manatees.
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Oh... yes, yes.
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Hello, manatees. I think you should allow the
network to pull your episode with Muhammad.
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See, I'm the victim of a, a terrorist attack
and... terrorists might come after you if you-
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That isn't gonna work on them.
- Why not?
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Don't you know anything about manatees?
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They're the only mammals that are
completely unmoved by terrorst threats.
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Son of a bitch.
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Get me out of here, kid!
Why are you doing this?
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Well well well!
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Cartman!
- Hello, Kyle.
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Looks like you've run into
a little snag in your plan as well.
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You fat son of a bitch!
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You came so close to stopping me,
didn't you, Kyle.
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There was just one thing you didn't count on.
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That more people besides me hate Family Guy.
- Yeah.
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Well, a lot of people like Family Guy too!
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Who are you to decide
it shouldn't be on the air?!
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Shut up!
You shut your fucking face, man!
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Did it work? Did you scare
the network into pulling the episode?
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Not yet! But I've come up with a new plan.
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I've learned how to make the
Family Guy writing staff stop working!
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As soon as everyone goes on their
lunch break, I can sneak back in.
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Cool man!
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Cartman, let me out of this stupid net!
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Good, Kyle! That's good anger
you're showin' there! See that?!
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That's emotional character development
based on what's happening in the storyline!
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Not at all like Family Guy.
Now, if you'll excuse me, Kyle.
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I've got some idea balls to
remove from a manatee tank.
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What?!
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I don't understand it.
What's wrong with them?
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We don't know, Mr. President.
They just stopped working.
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But, nobody took any idea balls
out of the tank, did they?
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No sir, none of us did.
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Then why are they refusing to write?
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I agreed to show Muhammad uncensored!
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I did what you asked!
What do you want from me?!
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Sir! Sir!
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If you don't my saying,
I think you asked for this.
237
00:14:15,652 --> 00:14:17,902
You gave in to the manatees last week.
238
00:14:18,027 --> 00:14:21,166
Now they know all they have to do is refuse
to work and they can get whatever they want.
239
00:14:21,222 --> 00:14:22,819
You spoiled them by caving in.
240
00:14:22,847 --> 00:14:24,756
Now they thnk they can walk all over you.
241
00:14:25,562 --> 00:14:28,122
Sir, you are in charge of this network, not them.
242
00:14:28,178 --> 00:14:30,897
Maybe it's time you showed them who's in charge.
243
00:14:31,994 --> 00:14:33,216
You're right.
244
00:14:33,244 --> 00:14:37,345
It's time I stop letting these
primadonna manatees tell me what to do!
245
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,805
I'm pulling the Muhammad episode, you got that?!
246
00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:43,499
And if you all don't want to work tomorrow,
you can just find other jobs!
247
00:14:43,541 --> 00:14:45,486
How long before Family Guy's supposed to air?!
248
00:14:45,527 --> 00:14:46,569
Twenty-five minutes.
249
00:14:46,597 --> 00:14:47,762
I gotta hurry!
250
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I did it.
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I... am... God!
252
00:14:54,191 --> 00:14:56,386
Family Guy is going off the air!
253
00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:58,616
No more Family Guy for me, mon fr�re!
254
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C artman!
255
00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:03,402
You fucking fatass!
256
00:15:03,624 --> 00:15:04,950
How the hell did you get out?
257
00:15:05,075 --> 00:15:07,031
That kid and I had a long talk!
258
00:15:07,084 --> 00:15:10,337
I told him he was on a slippery
slope to becoming a monster like you!
259
00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:13,184
Aw, God damnit, you gave him one
of your gay little speeches, didn't you?!
260
00:15:13,254 --> 00:15:15,795
You are not killing Family Guy!
261
00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:18,533
You're too late, Kyle! The president
of the network is pulling the episode!
262
00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:20,506
Family Guy is as good as dead!
263
00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:23,700
There's still time to tell the network
president you're full of crap!
264
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,643
I can't let you do that!
- Get out of my way or I'll kick your ass!
265
00:15:28,018 --> 00:15:30,948
Fine, Kyle. I guess it was inevitable.
266
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Let this be our final battle.
267
00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:43,192
Stop it!
Kyle, that's too hard! Ah!
268
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,236
Kyle! Stop it!
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Quit it!
- Quit it, Kyle!
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Kyle!
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Stop it!
272
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Quit it!
- Quit it, Kyle!
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Kyle! Let go-
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Okay okay come on, time out.
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Kyle, time out! Time out! Time out.
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Time in!
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Okay. Okay. Time out!
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Kyle time out! Time out! Time out!
279
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No more tmieouts, fatass!
- Time out! Time out! Time out, Kyle!
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Kyle!
281
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Get the- Kyle!
282
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Kyle, dude, that was- that was in the balls!
283
00:16:26,347 --> 00:16:28,389
Dude, serious- seriously!
That was in the balls!
284
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No hitting- No hitting in the balls!
285
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Kyle!
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Quit it, Kyle.
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Give it up, Kyle!
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Okay...
289
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Okay! Okay okay!
You win!
290
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You win.
I give up.
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I had my fingers crossed.
292
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Thanks, kid.
293
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Network Control!
This is the President!
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I want you to pull the episode.
295
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,733
What?
Mr. President, are you sure?
296
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I'm sure.
Begin episode jettison sequence 0 2 900.
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Voice System initiated.
298
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Awaiting confirmation.
299
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Mr. President, we need your final approval code.
300
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President approval code 0-0-destruct-
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Sir! Mister television executive!
Stop!
302
00:17:43,201 --> 00:17:43,881
Who are you?
303
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Listen to me, the little boy who convinced
you to pull the episode is a bastard child.
304
00:17:47,747 --> 00:17:51,303
He only wants you to pull it because he knows
it will be the end of Family Guy forever!
305
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:52,511
The end of Family Guy?
306
00:17:52,511 --> 00:17:54,933
Mr. President, we need final authorization!
307
00:17:54,961 --> 00:17:57,128
Hold on, Julie!
What are you talking about, kid?
308
00:17:57,141 --> 00:18:00,015
Pulling an episode because someone
is offended starts a chain reaction.
309
00:18:00,015 --> 00:18:03,224
You'll have to pull more and more episodes
until the show goes off the air completely.
310
00:18:03,224 --> 00:18:05,105
It's what happened to Laverne & Shirley.
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You mean...
the manatees aren't trying to run the network?
312
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What manatees?!
313
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Go ahead, Mr. President!
Continue what you were doing!
314
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:16,120
No!
You have to show Muhammad, Mr. President!
315
00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,321
Mr. President, we're awaiting your orders!
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00:18:18,349 --> 00:18:20,904
Sir, just think about what
you're doing to free speech!
317
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:23,308
No!
Think about the people who could get hurt!
318
00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,393
I don't know who to listen to!
319
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:27,155
Okay, I'll make it easy for you
320
00:18:27,711 --> 00:18:29,728
Pull the Muhammad episode, now!
321
00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:31,062
Okay, I'll listen to you.
322
00:18:31,089 --> 00:18:32,901
Julie?
- No! Wait!
323
00:18:32,915 --> 00:18:36,860
You can't listen to him! He's a lying deceitful
monster who only wants Family Guy off the air!
324
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,110
But he has a gun.
325
00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:42,242
You can't do what he wants just because
he's the one threatening you with violence!
326
00:18:42,395 --> 00:18:43,311
Shut up, Kyle!
327
00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:46,811
I can't be responsible for people getting hurt.
Especially me.
328
00:18:46,894 --> 00:18:50,005
Yes, people can get hurt.
That's how terrorism works.
329
00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:53,449
But if you give into that, Doug,
you're allowing terrorism to work.
330
00:18:53,657 --> 00:18:54,945
Do the right thing here.
331
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:57,084
Give the orders to pull
the episode, Mr. President!
332
00:18:57,209 --> 00:19:01,225
I shouldn't even be in the office still.
It's supposed to be half-day Friday.
333
00:19:01,628 --> 00:19:04,922
Mr. President, thirty seconds to airtime.
What do you want us to do?!
334
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,783
Do the right thing, Mr. President.
335
00:19:06,852 --> 00:19:10,419
How about I allow the episode to air but,
just censor out the image of Muhammad again.
336
00:19:10,503 --> 00:19:11,891
I wish that was good enough.
337
00:19:11,989 --> 00:19:15,419
But if you censor out Muhammad,
then soon you'll have to censor out more.
338
00:19:15,516 --> 00:19:16,840
No gay speeches, Kyle!
339
00:19:17,007 --> 00:19:18,502
If you don't show Muhammad,
340
00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:22,291
then you've made a distinction what
is okay to poke fun at and what isn't.
341
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,847
Either it's all okay, or none of it is.
342
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,641
Five seconds, Mr. President.
343
00:19:28,356 --> 00:19:31,234
Do the right thing. Show Mohammed.
344
00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:33,991
Do the right thing.
345
00:19:34,396 --> 00:19:37,069
Mr. President, we need a decision now.
346
00:19:39,116 --> 00:19:42,392
Family Guy goes on air
as planned. Uncensored.
347
00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:45,314
- Yes.
- No.
348
00:19:45,436 --> 00:19:47,427
No, I hate Family Guy!
349
00:19:50,476 --> 00:19:51,465
Air it.
350
00:19:57,956 --> 00:20:00,470
Peter, you got a pink slip at work?
351
00:20:00,596 --> 00:20:02,314
You think that's bad?
352
00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:04,745
Remember the time
I got a salmon helmet
353
00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:06,832
from Mohammed while wearing a toga?
354
00:20:08,356 --> 00:20:09,948
Coming, Mohammed!
355
00:20:23,236 --> 00:20:25,955
Wow! A salmon helmet! Thanks!
356
00:20:26,636 --> 00:20:28,672
Anyway, what were we talking about?
357
00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:30,593
Oh, yeah, my pink slip.
358
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,146
Hey, that wasn't bad at all.
359
00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:36,473
They just showed Mohammed
standing there, looking normal!
360
00:20:36,596 --> 00:20:39,064
Mr. President,
the terrorists are retaliating!
361
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,265
What?
362
00:20:41,036 --> 00:20:42,833
And as soon as the image
of Mohammed appeared,
363
00:20:42,956 --> 00:20:46,028
terrorist leader Al-Zawahri
announced the retaliation!
364
00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:04,952
- Hello, I am American!
- I'm American, too!
365
00:21:05,076 --> 00:21:07,271
We like to crap on each other!
366
00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:11,594
Hello, I am the President Bush,
I will crap on both of you.
367
00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:13,993
Oh, we love to crap!
368
00:21:14,196 --> 00:21:15,231
I'm American!
369
00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:17,392
I'm pregnant with a baby,
but I'm not married.
370
00:21:17,516 --> 00:21:18,949
Let's crap.
371
00:21:20,036 --> 00:21:21,549
Look at me, I'm Jesus.
372
00:21:21,676 --> 00:21:24,474
Would you like me
to crap on you, Mr. Bush?
373
00:21:26,356 --> 00:21:28,506
Yummy, yummy crap.
374
00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:33,106
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