All language subtitles for Littlest.Pet.Shop.S01E11_3

Carry the one, decimal point
moves over by two places,

Divided by 7.5, x is equal
to 20, times 32,

Add five

To the power of nine,

Carry the one, decimal point
moves over two places...

What's blythe
muttering about, russell?

She's got
a mathletes' meet, today,

And must've been up
all night studying.

( groaning )

Blythe, you put zoe's moist
mignon kibblettes in my bowl.

If I eat that,
my scales'll fall off!

And you've poured vinnie's dried
flies into my bowl, darling.

You know
I'm insect intolerant.

There.

Ooh, blythe,

Have you read
this article about how

The government is using animals
as undercover operatives?

All: Huh?
Sounds great. Haven't read it.

I'm late.
Gotta run.

( gasps )

Animals as
undercover spies?

Ooh!

¶ you think about
all the things ¶

¶ that you love to do

¶ it all comes true

¶ you find a place
you never knew ¶

¶ where you're happy
to just be you ¶

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶

Hey, did I just hear
mrs. Twombly say

That animals are
being used as spies?

They say spies are always
the ones you'd least expect.

Tsk. Who are they, anyway?

Are you a spy?

Are you a spy?
Are you a spy?

Are you a spy?
All: Well, are you?!

No!

Now leave me alone!

( man whispering
indistinctly )

Good news, everyone,
we have a new day camper.

Meet scout kerry.
Have fun.

( suspenseful theme playing )

( scout growls )
( animals gasp )

( screeches )
( all scream )

Well, this day just got
a touch more interesting.

Blythe:
Arc, sine, cosine, tangent.

( all muttering )

Ooh! Biskits?
( grunts )

What are you doing
in the mathletes' practice room?

Ugh, wasting
our lives away.

They're serving their first day
of a week of morning detention.

I caught them texting
during my math class.

But don't worry,
they won't bother us.

Will you, girls?

Both:
Whatevs.

Mondt:
Okay, mathletes,
take your seats.

We'll start
with something easy.

And go!

Sweaters
and bracelets,

Holiday discount,
closeout.

Uh-huh.
Like, 15.

What the huh?

It is 15!

Okay, next problem.

Whittany:
Scarves and neon scrunchies,

Going out of business,

Third day
of four day sale.

Got it. Twenty-three.

Twenty-three!

The biskits
are right, again!

Youngmee, the biskits
just blazed

Through the last
two equations.

Who knew they were
so good at math?

Gack! Nine!

Seven,
six, one, three, six.

Seven! Uh, four.

Uh-oh! Looks like sherman's
had a brain-sprain.

I've seen this happen
to mathletes before.

It's not serious,
but he's done for the day.

Sherman,
hit the nurse's office.

Five, five, five!

It looks like we'll have
to forfeit today's match.

I don't know where
we'll find a replacement

For sherman
on such short notice.

Mrs. Mondt, I do.

The biskits!

Whittany
and brittany?!

Blythe, they don't have
the math skills to be mathletes.

And I've got
the test scores to prove it.

Ha-ha, but I'm glad you're
keeping your sense of humor.

Youngmee,
I know what I heard.

They talk in some sort
of secret "twin code"

To figure out
these math problems.

We've got to get them
on our team.

( ominous theme playing )

Why is scout
staring at mrs. T.?

Yeah, why?

We could just, you know,
ask scout what she's doing.

Or we could just let
our imaginations run wild.

( suspenseful theme playing )

I don't believe
we've met.

I'm velvetpaw,
fluffy velvetpaw.

Are you waiting
for someone?

Perhaps a code word?
Best in show.

Glossy coat.

Westminster?

Velvetpaw
to spymaster general,

The target
isn't responsive.

Understood.
Swinger, you're up.

( suspenseful theme playing )

Hi! Hi!
Just wanted to say hi!

Not trying to be sneaky
or anything.

Just stopping by to say hi.

( groans )

( yelling )

The swinger is down.

The swinger is down!

The swinger is down?

Ohh...
Let's go help.

What is
that kitty cat up to?

( twombly humming )

Huh! I've got it!

Scout is planning
to attack and frighten mrs. T

So badly that animals
will freak her out,

And she'll close
littlest pet shop.

That can only mean
one thing.

Scout is an undercover
agent working for--

Largest-ever pet shop!

( mellow theme playing )

( purring )

Scout's still
watching mrs. Twombly.

Do you hear that sound?

It's like
a tiny motor.

Scout must have some kind
of secret spy gadget

To use
against mrs. Twombly.

Yeah, like
a missile launcher.

Or a single paw
sonic agitator ring that emits

Glass-shattering electromagnetic
pulses and has a grappling hook

With a laser attachment
that can fire a tensile wire

Up to 75 feet, able to support
the weight of an average pet.

Or a missile launcher.

Well, whatever it is,
we've gotta get it.

( clears throat )

( in english accent ):
Are you ready
for your mission, agent 005?

You could not be
in better paws, r.

Oh, I adore
these fantasies!

They have
the best fashions.

Right.

Agent 006
and 3/8ths?

That's not just
my secret agent number,

It's also my hat size.

Quite.

Now, while agent 005
keeps scout busy,

Agent 006 and 3/8ths
will locate

And seize
scout's spy device.

Is that clear?

Sorry, did you
say something?

Quite.

( scout purring )

Psst!

Hello, again.

Just had to show you
my new outfit.

Isn't it the most?

( upbeat theme playing )

Ha! It's rather snug,

But still affords me
a complete range of motion.

I mean, have you ever seen
anything so divine?

And the booties,
they are custom made,

As of course
is everything.

But I think my favorite part
has to be the necklace,

The way it just frames
my neck and makes my fur

Just seem oh-so bright
and sparkly and perky.

( screeches )
( laughs nervously )

Has anyone ever told you
that you're super pretty

When you're getting ready
to claw someone?

So much fun
chatting with you.

We must
do it again sometime.

I have sweaters that are more
talkative than that furball.

Well, russell,
what shall we do now?

( in normal voice ):
Now things may get
a little more dangerous.

Blythe:
Uh, whittany and brittany,

We really need you
to join the mathlete club.

Well, what's
in it for us?

Yeah, what
do we get out of it?

Uh, the thrill
of knowing

You've done something for
the glory of your school?

( both laugh )

Both:
'ziff!

I never thought
I'd say this,

But you're
both really

Sma--

Sma-ah--
sma-mahah.

Really bright.

We heard you solving those math
problems, even before we did.

You mean those number
thingies on the chalkboard?

Yes. You were speaking
in some weird language.

That's just the way
we talk to each other

When we want to keep
our conversation,

Like, private.

Well, you came up with
the right answer every time.

You're
math geniuses.

Ah! Take that back!

Isn't there anything we can do
to get you to join our team?

There are
two things:

One, stop calling us
geniuses.

Someone
might hear you.

Easy enough.
What's the other thing?

Get mrs. Mondt
to cancel our detention.

How are we supposed
to do that?

You're mathletes.
Like, figure it out.

All right,
it's a deal.

Both:
Yay.

Nice promise,
blythe.

How do you plan on
keeping it?

I don't know,
youngmee.

I don't know.

( funky action theme playing )

( gasps )

Good news, day campers.

It's afternoon snack time.

Minka, go, go, go!

( gasps )

( funky action theme playing )

( ominous theme playing )

( funky action theme playing )

And fail.

( ominous theme playing )

( phone ringing )

Oop, I'll get it!

( giggles )

( sighs )

Twombly:
Hello, lps.

Hello? Hello?

Twombly ( over phone ):
Is anybody there?

Unh! Oh, let me out!

( vinnie groaning )

...And that is why,
under state and federal law,

Detention can be considered
cruel and unusual punishment,

And therefore you should let
the biskits out of detention

And allow them
to join the mathletes.

I rest my case.

First, I'm recommending you
for the debate team.

Second, can't you tell whittany
and brittany are fooling you

Into thinking
they're good at math,

So that I'll let them
out of detention?

And third, forget it.

Mrs. Mondt,
I am so sure

That the biskits
are math geniuses,

That if
I'm wrong...

( suspenseful theme playing )

...I will serve
their detention for them.

You're really serious
about this, aren't you, blythe?

Yes, yes, I am.

Well, they each still have
four days of detention left.

That's eight days!

Thanks,
fellow mathlete.

( gulps )

Okay.

All right, the twins
are free to join

The mathletes
for today's meet.

Ah! Thanks,
mrs. Mondt!

You won't
regret this.

I just hope
that you don't.

( cell phone buzzes )

Whittany,
you are a crack up.

( cell phone buzzes )

Brittany, I am so, like,
laughing on the inside.

Blythe:
Good news, girls.

You're out of detention!

You can join
the mathletes.

Here are
your team shirts,

Teammates.

Is there a way
we can get out of detention

And, like,
not join the whatevers?

No! We made a deal.

It was worth a try,
whittany.

No doubt, brittany.

Oh! But if
the two goes here,

That means this three
and this seven can't be here.

Oh, sudoku,
I hate-slash-love you.

Scout's on the move again.

Special
distraction agents, go!

( thunder crashes )

( high-pitched grunting )

Oh, you cannot defeat

The martial arts skills
of agent magic.

( grunts )

Or maybe you can.

Ah! Two can tangle
with tails, toots!

You've met your match
with agent laughs!

( laughs )

( suspenseful theme playing )

Uh. Stand still,
you jumping bean!

Come back here, you!

Ha! Got you right
where I want you!

Say good night.

( grunts )

Well, this is awkward.

( yowls )

You've done well
against the amateurs,

But nothing
can prepare you for...

...The diva!

And pose!

Strike another!
Close up!

Posing!

My face!

Me! Moi!

Love it!

Hey, where'd she go?

( thunder crashes )

( all grunting )

( crash )

Hopefully, that'll keep
scout busy for a while.

Blythe, we need at least
three team members to compete.

With only two,
we'll have to forfeit.

Whittany!

Thank goodness.
Where's brittany?

The shirt made her itch
because it's got

Something called
polyester in it,

And now she has,
like, a rash.

It's embarrassing.

So where is she?

She's hiding
in the bathroom. Duh.

I need to get her some cream
for problem skin

And thought you'd,
like, have some.

I do not!

And anyway, we have
a mathlete meet

Happening right now,
remember?

Oh, yeah.

Well, see you.
Oh, no, no, no, no!

We only need one of you,
and we won't have to forfeit.

Come on.
No way!

I can't do this
without my sister!

Just pretend that you
and I are sisters.

Okay, gross.
Barf.

( all chattering )

What's our next plan?
This is fun!

Sooner or later, scout is going
to try and scare mrs. Twombly.

Yeah, but I'm out of ideas.

Oh! I better go pack.
Zoe: Look!

( ominous theme playing )

( screeches )

( tense theme playing )

( all yell )

All right,
that's enough!

Why have you been getting
in my way all day?

We've been trying
to save mrs. Twombly

From your vicious attack!

We're not gonna let you make her
close littlest pet shop.

Yeah, so you can report back
to your bosses

At the largest-ever pet shop

And tell them
to forget about it!

I don't want
to attack mrs. Twombly.

I just wanted
her newspaper.

Are you serious?
What do you want with that?

I love shredding paper.

It's like
meditation for me.

Very relaxing.

Now that
you mention it,

I did notice you doing that
a few times today.

Yeah, but--
but you looked so suspicious,

Being all quiet
and stare-y.

And suspicious-y!

I am a siamese cat.

Looking suspicious
is what we do.

( all laugh nervously )
russell: Oops.

Okay, we're down
to our last problem.

( all whispering indistinctly )

Uh, I'm exhausted.

Blythe, I can feel
my brain locking up.

Oh, no, I'm getting
brain-sprain!

Uh, better.
Thanks.

Whittany, we can't
calculate anymore.

You haven't figured out
one equation.

You've gotta step up!

I told you I couldn't
do this stuff without brittany.

But why?

I don't know.
I take the math problem,

Put in clothes where
there are x's and y's,

So brittany
can understand the problem,

And she figures it out.

Ugh! So that's why
you both wipe out on tests.

You have
to work together.

Yeah.

Ten seconds, mathletes.
( stopwatch ticking )

Please, whittany,
you're our only hope.

Uh. Okay.

Three little
black dresses,

Discontinued but for sale in
that vintage place on claremont.

And two pairs of wedge platforms
with the glittery straps

In a "buy one, get the next
half-off" promotion.

Time's up!
What is your answer?

Is it: A down ski parka
with faux fur trim?

( both groan )

Not even close.

Do you have an answer?

3x plus y squared.

That is correct!

Congratulations, you have won
today's mathletic competition!

Yes!
Good work, team!

Ugh! I'm glad
this is over.

I need to go shopping
and chill myself out.

I'm never going to try
anything smart again!

Well, mrs. Mondt,

It looks like I was way wrong
to rely on the biskits.

I'll see you
in the morning for detention.

I'll be there too,
mrs. Mondt.

This was
a team effort, after all.

Thanks, youngmee,
but I made the deal, not you.

Besides, I can use the extra
time to practice my math.

( paper shredding )

Um, I'm almost
afraid to ask.

Oh! Blythe,
this is scout.

We've had
quite a day.

Long story short, we thought
she was one thing,

But we were
absolutely wrong.

Yeah, been there,
done that.

Twombly:
Oh, blythe!

I'm finished
with the newspaper

If you want
to give it to the pets.

They seem to really enjoy
shredding paper.

Mrs. T, I didn't know
you read the dilly.

Isn't it funny?

Funny?

It's a comedy
newspaper,

Filled with
made-up news stories.

Like this one:

"governments
using animals as spies."

Ha-ha! That's hilarious!

Oh, yes,
ha-ha, hilarious.

Ho, ho, ho.
Yeah, I thought so, too.

Heh-heh, hilarious.
Right, guys?

( all chuckle )

So funny.
Very.

So you thought
I was a spy?

That is ridiculous.

Then again, perhaps
you were right, all along.

Ciao, for now.

( suspenseful theme playing )

Brittany:
Hello?!

Whittany,
I'm still, like, itchy!

( upbeat pop theme playing )

¶ we can be
¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ who we wanna be
¶ yeah, yeah ¶

¶ at the littlest pet shop
you and me ¶