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G.M.M.T.
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Wait, don't tell me...
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"giant monkeys mean trouble?"
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No. Good morning,
mrs. Twombly.
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It's just a way more efficient
way of saying it.
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Not when you factor in
your explanation time.
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T.T., mrs. T.
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Another package for you, pepper.
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Well,
it's about time this got here.
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Smells funny.
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It's my latest comedy prop,
pistachio pudding shoes!
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And if you think
they smell funny now,
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Wait till I wear 'em around
a while. Mah-ha!
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Ooh, squishy.
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( all chattering, laughing )
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Hey, guys! Guys!
Isn't it hilarious?
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Mmm, I guess.
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What gives?
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You should be laughing newspaper
out your noses.
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It's just, well, the pudding
thing is getting kind of old.
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Yeah, but it's pudding!
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Everybody knows that pudding
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Is second only to
mashed potatoes in funny.
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It never gets old.
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( laughing )
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( laughing weakly )
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My pudding gags are old.
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¶ you think aboutall the things ¶
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¶ that you love to do
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¶ it all comes true
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¶ you find a placeyou never knew ¶
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¶ where you're happy to
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¶ just be you
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¶ we can be ¶ yeah
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¶ who we wanna be ¶ yeah
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¶ at littlest pet shop
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¶ you and me
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¶ we can be ¶ yeah
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¶ who we wanna be ¶ yeah
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¶ at littlest pet shop
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¶ you and me
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Don't worry, pepper, you can be
funny without pudding.
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Maybe you just need
a new shtick.
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I already have plenty of sticks.
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Unfortunately,
they're filled with pudding.
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Not stick, shtick!
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You know, a new style of comedy.
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Oh, like funny dancing.
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( humming )
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Big finish!
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( crashing )
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Gotta work on that.
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Don't move.
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I call it,
"essence of vinnie."
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I call it, "extra wipes."
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Pepper, think about trying
another style of comedy
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You know,
maybe without props.
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I'll see you guys
after school.
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Bye, blythe. See you later.
Have fun.
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Take care.
A new shtick, huh?
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( mysterious theme playing )
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( sniffing )
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I mean,
asking me to try a new shtick,
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Is like asking that bulldog to
keep the slobber in his mouth.
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( all laughing )
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Gee, I've never heard
that one before.
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Maybe because you breathe
as loud as niagara falls.
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( all laughing )
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Now that's funny!
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It's funny 'cause it's true!
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Huh, I think I just found
my new shtick.
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( whistling )
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You know, mrs. Twombly's
whistling is so bad,
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The birds have to cover
their ears!
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( all laughing )
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Something lovely
for someone lovely.
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Hey,
I've seen faces like his before,
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But I had to pay admission
to the zoo! Hah!
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( all laughing )
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( laughing )
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Guess what, sunil,
calling your laugh annoying,
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That would be an insult
to annoying people.
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( all laughing )
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Oh, call me crazy,
but I love your new shtick!
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You're crazy!
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( all laughing )
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Russell, don't you think
pepper's jokes are kind of mean?
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Ahh, she wouldn't try to hurt
anyone's feelings.
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Look,
everybody's laughing.
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( all laughing )
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( whistle blows )
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Okay, class,
ready for the tip-off!
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( upbeat theme playing )
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Ugh, I so hate gym.
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Especially this lame game,
whatever it's called.
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Like, who invented this?
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( shrieks )
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( both grunting )
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( whistle blows )
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Biskits!
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That's double--
uh, quadruple dribbling!
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At least their uniforms
look good.
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( yells )
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It's like playing
with the clown patrol!
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( laughs )
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( rock theme playing )
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That was just lucky, vi.
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( laughing )
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( whistle blows )
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( both grunt )
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Hey, can you girls do anything
on two feet?
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Ooh. Guess who I am.
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Ooh, help! Help!
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The round ball thingie's
gonna get me!
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Ooh.
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Well, your hair is...
Puffy!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, your basketball playing
is awful and puffy!
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Gee,
vi's being pretty mean.
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Yeah, even if it is the biskits,
I can't take it anymore.
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Vi, quit being so mean
to the biskits.
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Why don't you pick on someone
your own size,
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If you can find someone
your own size.
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Blythe, we were powerless
against vi
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Because we had to use all
our energy for, like running.
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Well,
vi was being pretty mean.
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But you defended us.
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So now you're, like,
one of us.
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Uh, "us"?
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We totally forgive you
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For being so rude to us
those other times.
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Forgive me?
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Both:
You're our new bff!
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( upbeat theme playing )
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Guys! Guys!
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If you stand real close to zoe's
head, you can hear the ocean!
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( all laughing )
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Minka,
you've got that far away look.
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The farther away you get,
the better you look.
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( all laughing )
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Russell,
I heard you had a good idea once
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But it died of loneliness!
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Minka, you don't mind that
pepper just insulted you?
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Oh, she was just
making a joke.
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You're taking it all
too seriously, penny.
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( melancholy theme playing )
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Five-grain mustard,
seven-grain, whole grain,
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No grain and what do I do?
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Leave the sprouted-grain
at home.
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No point in eating my pork belly
with only four mustards.
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Here, have some canned cheese
on a cracker.
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Uh, thanks.
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And lunch is served.
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Jasper:
Oh, found it!
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Found...?
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My final project for
rice-painting class! See?
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I painted the taj mahal
on this grain of rice.
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See the reflecting pool?
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Overachieve much, jasper?
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Hey, blythe, the whole school
is talking about
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How you're best friends
with the biskits.
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It's not true, is it?
No.
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They were over-reacting to me
standing up for them in gym.
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I'm sure they've forgotten
the whole bff thing by now,
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And will be mean to me again
in no time.
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Allow me.
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"you are cordially ordered
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"to join whittany and brittany
biskit for, like, lunch.
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Bff's only. Please rsvp."
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Wow, it's engraved.
Is that real gold?
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Respondez vouss'il vous plait?
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Okay, okay. Look, I get
that it's the biskit twins.
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Right.
And they do some awful things.
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Right.
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But they're trying pretty hard,
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So maybe they deserve
a second chance?
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And maybe not.
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But, you know, you do
what you think is best.
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Hm.
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( mysterious theme playing )
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I can't believe she thinks
that's best!
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You sure took your sweet time
getting over here.
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I just came over for a minute.
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Biskits:
Garcons!
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That's fancy for, like,
"waiters."
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Uh, thank you.
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Lemonade.
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( classy theme playing )
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( both sniff )
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Both:
To our new bff!
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May she not
totally screw it up!
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( slurps )
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Ha. Whoops.
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Voila.
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Yeah!
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For the mademoiselles,
a twenty-one berry flambé!
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I didn't even know there were
twenty-one berries.
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Youngmee is gonna freak
when she sees this.
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Hey, youngmee,
check this ou--
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Out.
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( video game music playing )
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Russell! Russell!
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Almost at warrior level.
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I hear you have a fear
of marshmallows.
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Uh-huh. Don't like 'em.
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Why, 'cause they remind you
of your belly?
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Ah, belly.
( all laughing )
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Hey, are you saying I'm too fat?
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No, but I am saying
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Your food bowl
should come with a lifeguard!
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Zoe, I'll never forget
the first day we met,
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But I'm sure gonna keep trying!
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Wait, that's not nice.
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Oh, lighten up.
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Lighten up?
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Yeah. It's a joke.
Watch this.
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Vinnie, your brain must feel
as good as new,
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Since you never use it!
Ha, ha, ha.
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Sunil, you're so boring,
sheep count you! Ha! Ha, ha.
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Minka,
I'd like to help you out.
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Which way did you come in?
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( laughing )
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Penny ling--
hey, where's penny ling?
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Pepper, you know how sensitive
penny ling is.
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Oh, pfft, come on,
this shtick is hilarious.
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You said so yourself.
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Well, your jokes are getting
kinda mean.
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They're not mean.
They're funny!
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And those weren't even
my best ones.
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Wait, wait, wait,
I'll show you guys. Penny ling?
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Hey, penny ling,
come and have a laugh.
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It'll be so funny,
you'll cry.
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Um, okay.
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Here goes.
Now, take it easy.
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Remember,
penny ling is sensitive.
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Don't worry,
I'm a professional.
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I know exactly
what I'm doing.
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Hey, penny ling,
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You have a soft heart...
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And a head to match!
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( laughs )
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That's a good one, right, guys?
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Guys?
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( whimpers )
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Pepper,
that wasn't nice.
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Pfft! Don't be silly.
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Okay, okay,
listen to this one.
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Hey, penny, just remember,
talent isn't everything.
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In fact,
in your case it's nothing!
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( laughing hysterically )
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Pepper,
now you've gone too far!
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( whimpering )
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( suspenseful theme playing )
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Uh-oh.
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( sobbing )
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( all chattering )
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What have I done?
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( upbeat theme playing )
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I don't see what the big deal is
about having a lunch.
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A five-course lunch!
261
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:45,002
Okay, a big lunch
with the biskit twins.
262
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,828
I just did it to be polite.
263
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,098
But it's definitely over.
264
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,043
No more lunches,
no more nothing!
265
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,968
I'm done!
Au revoir, francois!
266
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,105
That's the butler's name.
267
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,339
I mean,
you guys are my real bff's.
268
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,206
Everyone knows that.
269
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:16,394
Hi, bff! Hope you like,
like this little present.
270
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:20,196
Oh, my gosh,
this is so cool!
271
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,300
Ugh, let's go!
272
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,243
Huh.
273
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,868
Both:
¶ be our friend
our friend forever ¶
274
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,974
¶ our best friend
forever and ever ¶
275
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,036
¶ be our friend
our friend forever ¶
276
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:35,245
¶ our best friend
forever and ever ¶
277
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:41,347
¶ for, you see, if you be
our friend forever ¶
278
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,894
¶ it would be
too cool to be for real so ¶
279
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,331
¶ if you are our friend
you see ¶
280
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,157
¶ and I will be
281
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,332
¶ and you know
I'll be too ¶
282
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,401
¶ and I'll make three
283
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,230
¶ I'll be your best friend too
284
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,165
¶ be our friend
our friend forever ¶
285
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,440
¶ our best friend
forever and ever ¶
286
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,609
¶ be our friend
our friend forever ¶
287
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:05,038
¶ our best friend
forever and ever ¶
288
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:11,020
¶ omg we could be
best friends forever ¶
289
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,987
¶ it would be too cool
to be for real ¶
290
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,547
¶ so friends forever
we shall be ¶
291
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,856
¶ and I will be
292
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,989
¶ and you know
I'll be too ¶
293
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,894
¶ and I'll make three
294
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,156
¶ we'll all be
best friends too ¶
295
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,895
( laughing maniacally )
296
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,570
Whoa,
did that just come out of me?
297
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:33,037
You know, penny ling,
298
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:37,409
Pepper was just
trying to be funny.
299
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:43,510
I didn't think
it was very funny.
300
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,646
I am reminded of the saying
301
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,621
"crying is easy,
comedy is hard."
302
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,121
( sniffing )
oh! Pew.
303
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:53,562
Smells like pepper feels pretty
bad about this whole thing.
304
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,460
You don't have to be over there
by yourself.
305
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,063
Um, I actually prefer
if she was.
306
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:03,025
I can't believe
I made penny ling cry.
307
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,936
Ooh! To tell you the truth,
308
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,409
You're making
our eyes water too.
309
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,207
We know you were just trying
to make everyone laugh
310
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,340
With your new shtick.
That's it!
311
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:16,545
I know how to make penny ling
feel better!
312
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:20,449
Well, bff's,
what do you, like, think?
313
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,523
Needs to be shinier.
314
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,592
And your eyes need to, like,
match.
315
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,962
Here.
316
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,461
Hey, look, I match!
317
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,103
I read in a magazine
that glamour
318
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,099
Is not something
you can learn.
319
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,171
We were born with it.
320
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,369
But we do have a few poses...
321
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,611
...That we would only give
to a bff.
322
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,237
They're, like,
totally top secret
323
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,213
The top secretest.
324
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,281
Ready?
Ready!
325
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,410
"the innocent."
326
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,646
"the thinking hard."
327
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,421
And the most awesome
of all...
328
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,461
Both:
"the duck kiss."
329
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,687
Very impressive.
330
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:05,563
We know. Now, you, like,
practice.
331
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,165
Eww, look, whittany.
332
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:11,697
There's not enough make-up
in the whole store to help her!
333
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:16,365
She only has one flaw:
Her face!
334
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,736
( both laughing )
335
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:21,484
It sounds like this girl
has a face is like a flower.
336
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,121
A cauliflower!
337
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,517
( all laughing )
338
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:29,548
Whatever
a cauliflower is.
339
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,356
( gasps )
340
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,189
Sue?
341
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,504
What's happened to me?
342
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,201
( humming )
343
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,765
( yelling )
344
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:56,578
( circus theme playing )
345
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:11,662
I feel terrible.
346
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:17,204
I wish penny ling would just be
my friend again.
347
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,343
( birds chirping )
348
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,668
( soft theme playing )
349
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,748
Pepper:
¶ I try again
350
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,347
¶ just doing what I can
351
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:33,080
¶ to make us friends
352
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,186
¶ but every step I take
353
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,618
¶ just seems to end
354
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,124
¶ end with me
355
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:46,226
¶ making you a misery
356
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,502
¶ being friends
357
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:54,412
¶ a little harderthen I will pretend ¶
358
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,667
¶ not sure that what I do
359
00:17:56,676 --> 00:18:01,306
¶ will ever mend the debris
360
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,584
¶ from when I stung you
361
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:09,123
¶ with that bee
362
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:13,792
¶ I'm sorry
363
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:21,570
Oh.
364
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,301
Ya know, blythe,
365
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,873
That girl looks like
one of your old icky friends.
366
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,813
We totally support
you hiding from her.
367
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,609
Icky friend? How about amazing
friend!
368
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,352
The kind that you two will
never have, or ever be.
369
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,449
( dramatic theme playing )
370
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,581
( both gasp )
371
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,286
Can you like, calm down?
372
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,358
Yeah, what is wrong with you?
373
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,887
Do you know how many girls
would love to be our bff?
374
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,234
And I feel sorry for them.
375
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,499
I didn't hear any complaints
when we were giving you stuff.
376
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:57,299
Well, I realize that I liked the
stuff way better than you two.
377
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,573
What did you, like, say?
378
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,412
I'll make it, like,
totally simple for you.
379
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,308
The stuff was nice.
380
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,780
You aren't.
381
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:09,378
Say goodbye
to all your stuff.
382
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,352
( classy theme playing )
383
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:27,596
Uh, hi, blythe.
384
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,230
Oh, hi, sue.
385
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:30,465
What happened to you?
386
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:34,370
The biskit twins happened to me.
387
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,766
Sue,
sorry if you guys thought
388
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,836
I traded your friendships
for the biskits.
389
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,745
I guess I just forgot
who my real bff's are.
390
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:46,719
Apology accepted
on two conditions.
391
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,449
Anything!
Never say "bff" again
392
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:53,555
And please,
lose the makeup.
393
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,190
Hi, guys!
394
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,755
Okay, what'd I miss?
395
00:19:56,763 --> 00:20:00,573
Just the end of a once beautiful
friendship.
396
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,397
No biggie.
397
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,272
Wanna tell me
what happened?
398
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,770
I tried a new shtick.
399
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,412
Insult comedy.
400
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,467
Ooh. Really?
401
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,374
Yeah, I went way too far
402
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,706
And I hurt penny ling's
feelings.
403
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,882
Really bad.
404
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,480
Now she isn't my friend anymore.
405
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:18,921
That's funny. I did something
like that today with a friend.
406
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,748
It got pretty rough,
but it's okay now.
407
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,524
How did things turn okay
with your friend?
408
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,564
I just told her I was sorry.
409
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,589
Sorry? That's it?
410
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,294
Maybe that's what penny ling
is waiting for.
411
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,996
Well, it's not a laugh riot,
412
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:35,798
But I'll give it a try.
413
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:36,772
So penny ling,
414
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:41,839
Have you heard the one about
the skunk who was sorry?
415
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,311
Pepper.
416
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:43,739
Okay, okay.
417
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:47,313
Penny ling, I would never ever
want to hurt your feelings.
418
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,713
I was only thinking about
myself being funny,
419
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,616
And not about you
having your feelings hurt.
420
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:56,488
I'm really sorry and I hope
that you'll be my friend again.
421
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:03,891
I'm glad you said
you were sorry.
422
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:07,326
I'm glad that you want to be
my friend again.
423
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,703
I made something for you.
424
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,503
Wow!
425
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,314
A pistachio pudding pie? For me?
426
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:18,607
Yep! But do you think
it smells weird?
427
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,011
( sniffing )
428
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,684
( spits )
429
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:25,782
Now, that's funny.
430
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,915
( all laughing )
431
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,833
( upbeat pop theme playing )
432
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,865
¶ we can be ¶ yeah
433
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,035
¶ who we wanna be ¶ yeah
434
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:53,484
¶ at littlest pet shop
435
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,009
¶ you and me
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