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Principal Swift (over phone):
Swift, here.
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‐If you must leave a message,be swift about it.
‐(voicemail beeps)
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Yo, Swifty. So, uh,
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I know you left Earth
to go back to Gor‐Monia
or whatever,
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and I'm not even sure
you can get phone calls there,
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but, well, I just don't know
what else to do.
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It's been three days now,
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and you're replacement
still hasn't shown up,
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and none of my alien clients
will return my calls.
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‐Hit me back. 'Kay?
‐(phone beeps off)
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Principal Swift (over phone):
If you must leave a message,
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‐be swift about it.
‐(voicemail beeps)
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Me, again. Still not
getting to babysit,
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since, you know,
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you're the guy that
made that happen,
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and whoever's supposed
to replace you is M. I. A.
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'Kay? Just call me back.
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‐Principal Swift (over phone):
...be swift about it.
‐(voicemail beeps)
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Guess who?
The one and only Gabby Duran.
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I'm going a little crazy here
just waiting around
to start babysitting again.
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Also, can we just point out
how chill I'm being
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about you walking out on me?
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So chill.
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‐(voicemail beeps)
‐You don't just give someone
the chance to babysit aliens
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and then take it away, okay?
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It's the coolest thing
that's ever happened to me.
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Now, call me back, you jabroni!
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‐(voicemail beeps)
‐Hi, Swift.
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Got a little heated, there.
Sorry.
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But something must be up,
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because I'm still waiting
to hear from your replacement
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about my super‐awesome,
life‐fulfilling babysitting gig.
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Just give me something,
anything.
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‐(phone bloops)
‐Swift? That you?
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Old woman (over phone):
Hello, Gabby. How are you?
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You're not Swift!
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Sorry, Abuela.
How's the hip?
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(theme song playing)
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I do normal like a fishrides a bicycle ♪
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♪ Fit in like summerand an icicle ♪
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♪ Don't fight it,just be an original ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ I've always stayedoutside the lines ♪
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♪ When I try to stay in,it's no surprise ♪
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♪ It's a fail, it's okay,I'm one of a kind ♪
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♪ One of a, one of a kind ♪
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♪ So anytime I feelsome type of way ♪
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♪ Don't understandthe human race ♪
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♪ So what? So what? So what? ♪
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♪ I do my thing,
I do my thing ♪
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♪ You do your thing,
You do your thing ♪
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♪ When we don't fit in ♪
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♪ We stand out in the crowdand we shout it loud ♪
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♪ I do my thing,I do my thing ♪
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♪ I'm the one and only,I'm the one and only ♪
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♪ Don't try to fit in,Don't try to fit in ♪
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♪ Mm‐hmm, I do my thing ♪
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(students chattering)
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Still no word from
Swift's replacement, huh?
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No. And it's driving
me crazy.
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And now I'm realizing
that there's no guarantee
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that this new guy
will even let me
keep babysitting.
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What happens then?
I go back to normal life? Ew.
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I'm a babysitter for aliens.
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And I don't know
what I'd be without that.
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It's the only reason
I like this place.
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I'm just gonna move past
that hurtful comment,
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and say, at least
the vice principal's
been super cool
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running the school
while Swift's gone.
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Yesterday, for no reason,
she just called me a good egg,
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and said, "Here's
a Swirl Town gift card."
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♪ Swirl Town ♪
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I love frozen yogurt.
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You know, people think
it's the ugly stepsister
to ice cream,
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but it's not.
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It's the cute first cousin.
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There's something off
about Vice Principal Kipper.
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I mean, she knows
all the students' names,
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and seems to only want
what's best for them.
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Where's the grit?
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Are you sure you don't
dislike her just 'cause
you miss Swift?
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(scoffs) That tall weirdo?
No way.
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I mean, yeah, he changed
my life and everything,
but, hey...
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(clicks tongue)
eyes to the future.
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Oh. Hey, maybe I'll have
better luck calling Swift
from a different number.
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Can I have your phone?
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And remember,
we have to check on
Jeremy after school.
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He's been alone with the orb,
and I'm worried that they'll
destroy each other.
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Shalom, Swift.
It's Gabby again. I‐‐
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Whoa there, Gabbers.
(groans)
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I hate to get all
tough tomatoes on ya,
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but as vice principal
in charge‐a‐rusky,
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I gotta remind ya,
no phone calls during school.
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I'll tell you what.
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You have a got a bright,
bright future ahead of you.
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So why don't you go ahead,
put the only celly away,
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and I'll turn a blind eye
this time.
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‐Okay.
‐(gasps)
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You feel that?
That is a teachable moment.
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(giggles)
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Swift, I really need
to talk to you. Call me back!
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Zoinks! Ugh.
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Oh...
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I love that you are
a freethinker.
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Our country
could use more of those.
Am I right, Wes‐Dawg?
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‐(claps)
‐Maybe.
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But, Gabs, I can't let
the phone thing slide twice.
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Ugh. Don't hate me,
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but I gotta give ya detench
after school.
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‐(sighs)
‐Kipper: Oopsie‐daisy.
Oh. Just to be clear,
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"detench" is short
for "detention. Sorry!
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But hey... (whispers):
check your pockets, Gaberella.
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♪ Swirl Town ♪
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How does she do it?
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(school bell rings)
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Whoa. What is this?
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Well, don't think
about what it is,
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but what it will be.
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A "chill room,"
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a place where students
in detention can sit quietly,
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eat snacks, look inward,
and find their truth.
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Sweet.
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So for detention,
I'll just be hanging out
in here?
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No. For detention,
you'll be doing manual labor.
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Well, chill rooms don't
build themselves, Gabby.
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Right.
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First order of business,
and, oh, don't hate me,
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but you need to take out
that pile of trash.
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It has been quite
the renovation in here.
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And I recommend wearing this.
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The rats have been
pooping in the garbage.
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Those rascals.
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(inhales)
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Wesley:
Jeremy?
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Huh.
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Looks like no one's home.
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‐(Orb whirring)
‐Aah!
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Orb:
What are you doing, human?
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Gabby asked me
to check on Jeremy.
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Is he here?
He didn't leave Earth,
too, did he?
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Orb: No, but being alonein the house made himparanoid.
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‐(thunder crashes)
‐(gasps) Earth monsters!
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I'll pummel you
if you come near me.
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(thunder crashes)
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(screams)
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Orb:
He has disguised himselfas an object in the house,
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and will only morph backwhen he feels safe again.
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(gasps) Poor guy's probably
scared to death right now.
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I gotta find him.
Did you see what
he shape‐shifted into?
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Orb:
Negative.
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But...
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He... he could be anything.
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(sighs)
Kipper's all,
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(imitating Kipper):
"Don't hate me" this,
and gift card that."
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Who does she think she is?
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If Swift hadn't left,
I'd be babysitting
like I'm supposed to,
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and not taking out
rat‐infested trash,
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and muttering to myself
like a lunatic.
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(sighs)
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‐(trash clatters)
‐(male yelps)
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‐(clatters)
‐Oh!
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That better not be a giant rat.
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‐(clattering)
‐Ow!
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Rats don't talk.
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(groans)
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Principal Principal Swift?
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(whimpers)
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Wesley:
I know you're scared.
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You think the whole world
has turned upside down.
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But I'm here now.
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Your buddy, your pal.
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Your safe place.
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So I guess you're not
the houseplant, either?
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How am I ever
supposed to find you?
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Wait. The other day...
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Wesley: Did you hear
about the explosion
at the cheese factory?
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Nothing was left but "de Brie."
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(both laughing)
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(sighs)
Hey, Wes?
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You know what I'd be
if I could be anything
in the whole, wide world?
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‐What's that?
‐A watermelon.
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They always seem
so... peaceful.
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♪ ♪
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Jeremy.
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(sobbing)
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Obviously, I have
a lot of questions,
but first I want to say,
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how could you just leave me
with no notice?
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And then not tell me
you were still here?
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That hurt my feelings, dude!
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(shuddering sobs)
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(sniffles, groans)
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So why don't you tell me
what happened?
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(sobbing):
The Darkness.
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The Darkness.
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Orb:
When something traumatichappens to a Gor‐Mon,
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they enter "The Darkness."
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Overcome with sadness,they become a shellof themselves.
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There are many symptoms,including whimpering,
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trash‐dwelling,and in worse cases,
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ear farts.
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(farting)
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(chuckles):
Okay.
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As funny as that is...
how do we fix it?
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Orb: No one knows.Every Gor‐Mon is different.
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Some never recover.
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(shrieking)
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Orb:
Also, there'sthe pain shrieking.
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We can't just leave him
like this.
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All right, Swifty.
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Looks like I'm getting you
out of The Darkness.
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(screaming)
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You comfy, buddy?
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Need anything else
to feel safe and secure?
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Whenever you feel ready to
shape‐shift back to human form,
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go ahead,
I'll be right here.
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On your time, my friend.
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On your time.
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I don't know much about
this Darkness stuff,
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but I do know that you
can't feel better
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until you look better.
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Now let's get rid of this whole
crusty, washed‐out sailor look
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that you're definitely
not rocking.
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♪ Yeah, girl ♪
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♪ Hit it! ♪
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(whirring)
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‐Gabby: Missed a spot.
‐(zaps)
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(whimpers)
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The face of rejection.
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Oh, woe is me.
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Woe, I say.
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(shrieking)
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Okay. Maybe let's try
doing something fun instead.
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(thuds, clattering)
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Next.
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(groans)
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Whenever I'm upset,
my mom always says
I should talk it out.
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So tell them how you feel.
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Dig deep and let those
feelings out, big guy.
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I was supposed to be adviser
to the supreme leader,
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a hero to all Gor‐Mons.
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But my own planet
didn't want me.
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They replaced me with some...
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charismatic jokester,
and now I have nothing.
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No purpose. No‐‐
(inhales)
246
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,902
‐(squishing)
‐(whirling)
247
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:31,185
My life is pointless.
248
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,821
(squishing)
249
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,608
(whimpering, sobbing)
250
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,243
And strike three.
251
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,660
Honestly, I think you just need
some comfort food.
252
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:45,119
Then you'll feel better,
and you can morph
back into your human form.
253
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,872
Order of taquitos
with extra queso.
254
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,594
Thanks, Julius.
It's actually for my friend.
255
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,377
It's an emotional support fruit.
256
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,467
(sighs)
257
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,310
Here you go, buddy.
258
00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,135
Ah. Just how you like it.
259
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,520
Okay, take your time.
I gotta run to the bathroom,
260
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,310
so don't go anywhere, okay?
261
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,195
Now, what are you
doing out here?
262
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,365
(sighs)
263
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,619
‐(school bell rings)
‐Gabby: People find purpose
in their jobs, right?
264
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:30,672
Trust me, you'll feel like
your old self again
in no time.
265
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,712
‐(farting)
‐Ooh. (whimpers)
266
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,511
Also, let's just go ahead
and put these on.
267
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:46,144
(students chattering)
268
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,152
Hey! Look who's back!
269
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:01,703
Air horn sound!
(imitates air horn)
270
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:07,204
It is our favorite princi‐pal,
Principal Swift.
271
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,831
All right, round up
your welcome wagon.
272
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:14,253
Who is pumped
Principal Swift is back?
273
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,882
(clapping)
274
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,168
You've got some nerve
coming back here
275
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,171
after the things
you said to us.
276
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,883
Why don't you go back
to whatever trash hole
you crawled out of?
277
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:25,184
It was the school trash hole
outside, actually.
278
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,809
Please leave.
279
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,266
‐This is weird for everybody.
‐Students: Yeah.
280
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,267
You didn't just dunk on me.
You dunked on my dreams.
281
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,480
Be like Vice Principal Kipper.
She gives us gift cards.
282
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,861
‐To Swirl Town.
‐♪ Swirl Town ♪
283
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,317
Boo!
284
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,240
I don't think they want me here.
285
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,199
‐Be like Vice Principal Kipper.
‐...whatever trash hole
286
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,239
‐you crawled out of.
‐Boo!
287
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,792
You dunked on my dreams.
288
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,365
‐(all chattering)
‐(imitating air horn)
289
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,250
(whimpering)
290
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,958
‐(wailing)
‐Gabby: Swift!
291
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,467
(wailing)
292
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,643
(whimpering)
293
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,767
It's okay.
Who cares what they think?
294
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,135
Honestly, people have booed me
295
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,191
way worse than that
lots of times.
296
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,095
Your planet,
297
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,483
mine,
298
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,940
everywhere I turn,
no one wants me.
299
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,531
(sobbing)
300
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:24,106
The Darkness!
301
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,195
Well, that's new.
302
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,874
♪ ♪
303
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,504
♪ Swirl Town ♪
304
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:37,711
Hmm. Ick.
305
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,264
So what, Swift?
306
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,125
You gooped yourself.
We've all been there.
307
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,933
So why don't you just
shape‐shift back to normal,
308
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,047
so we can talk.
309
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,274
‐(knocking on door)
‐Kipper: Hello?
You guys in there?
310
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,475
Hey, uh, door's jammed.
311
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,556
We're, uh, we're working on it.
312
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:59,191
Cool, cool.
Doors are such goofballs.
313
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:01,440
Quick question
for Principal Swift.
314
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:04,322
I'm making a little
run‐a‐roo to Swirl Town.
315
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,700
Do you want anything?
316
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,117
(clears throat)
317
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:11,366
(imitating Swift):
No, thanks. Uh, cheerio.
318
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,869
That is so weird.
319
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,120
You should just like Gabby Duran
doing a bad impression of you.
320
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,714
(laughs)
But whatever.
321
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,628
You're making a huge mistake
on the fro‐yo, by the way.
322
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,088
Bye.
323
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,508
I gotta get you out of here.
324
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,849
(muffled):
Nothing to see, folks.
(laughs nervously)
325
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,191
Jeremy!
326
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,240
Jeremy, where are you?
327
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,857
Oh, the watermelon.
328
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,994
One of our cooks thought
it was for our homemade
agua fresca.
329
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,242
(knife clinking)
330
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,334
And you didn't stop him?
331
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,039
Next time, tip more.
332
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,379
(knife clinking)
333
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,804
You there! Stop!
334
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,836
(panting):
That's my friend.
335
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,604
‐Hey. I‐‐
‐I'm sorry,
336
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,560
but one of these
is very important to me.
337
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,060
Your agua fresca
is delicious, by the way.
338
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,740
Orb, where are you?
339
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,105
I need you!
340
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,741
Orb:
What is it now, human?
341
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:32,279
‐(squishing)
‐What happened to him?
342
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:35,083
Orb: Full‐body gooping.The Darkness has taken him.
343
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,657
No. There's got to be
a way to fix this.
344
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,293
That bag of goop
changed my life.
345
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,001
Orb:
I'll dispose of this mess.
346
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,592
Gabby: Hey!
What are you doing?
347
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,047
‐I order you to stop!
‐Orb: Denied.
348
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,468
‐(whirring)
‐Get back here!
349
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,635
(gasps)
350
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,688
‐Orb: Not my fault.
‐No.
351
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,444
I'm covered in...
352
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,815
Just no.
353
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,569
(panting)
354
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,874
It's okay, Jeremy.
355
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,156
We're home now. We're safe.
356
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,503
I won't let anything
happen to you, ever.
357
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,206
No matter where we go
358
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,786
or what we do‐‐
359
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,892
(distorted):
No!
360
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,928
(gasps)
361
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,096
(sniffles, whimpers)
362
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,148
(sighs)
363
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,988
I'm sorry, Swift.
364
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,204
I thought if I could give you
a purpose here,
365
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,464
like you gave me
with babysitting,
it would help.
366
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,036
(sighs)
367
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,421
It really stinks that your
people don't want you back.
368
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,049
And it stinks that everyone
likes Vice Principal Kipper
so much.
369
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,126
The whole gift card thing
actually creeps me out.
370
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:14,052
Like, how does she afford that
on an assistant principal's
salary?
371
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,847
I mean, when I first moved here,
372
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:20,176
I felt lost and alone.
373
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,852
But you saw something in me.
374
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,442
You thought I was special enough
to babysit aliens.
375
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,073
I don't know what
happens next, but honestly,
376
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,107
if I had to give up
babysitting to have you back,
377
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,282
I would.
378
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,041
There's no replacing you.
379
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,617
‐(burbling)
‐(Gabby gasps)
380
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,003
Swift?
381
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,166
(gasps)
382
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,209
Swift!
383
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,501
Is it true?
384
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,844
You really wouldn't replace me?
385
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,550
Not in a million light‐years.
386
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:58,680
(laughs softly)
And I really gave you purpose?
387
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,559
Dude, if you hadn't give me
this babysitting gig,
388
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,307
I'd be in The Darkness.
389
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,689
So, would you say
that I am your...
390
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,187
friend?
391
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,319
Totally.
392
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,226
‐(squishing)
‐(groaning)
393
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,324
(sighs)
394
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:17,025
(laughs)
Thank you, Gabby.
395
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,661
And for what it's worth,
396
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,658
there is no replacing you,
either.
397
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:25,751
You might be the first
real friend I've ever had.
398
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,086
And that's better than anything
they have on Gor‐Monia.
399
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,415
For real?
400
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,209
The realest, Gabby.
401
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,134
‐Hmm?
‐(both laughing softly)
402
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,427
Still a little goopy, though.
403
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,718
I won't give up on you, Jeremy.
404
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,682
You have so much left to do,
405
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,523
so much to look forward to.
406
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,188
(panting)
Where do you keep
the bandages?
407
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,557
‐(squishing)
‐Ah.
408
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,274
What's going on?
409
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,654
Jeremy?
410
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,280
How? I‐‐
411
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,948
I thought you were this pile
of broken watermelons.
412
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,535
Jeremy:
Know what'd I'd be
if I could be anything
413
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,286
in the whole, wide world?
414
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,457
A watermelon.
415
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,421
They always seem
so... peaceful.
416
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,416
Or a broom.
417
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,211
Brooms are cool, too.
418
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,174
(chuckles)
419
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,932
So, you were the broom
this whole time?
420
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,348
Yep. At first,
I was a little scared
421
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,967
at home by myself,
422
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,524
but then, I just kind of
took a long nap.
423
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,364
Aliens are the coolest!
424
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,066
What do you want to do now?
I'm bored.
425
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,902
Hey! Wanna play hide‐and‐seek?
426
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,573
I'll count first.
427
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,572
No cheating.
428
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,454
One Mississippi,
two Mississippi,
429
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,372
three Mississippi,
four Mississippi,
430
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,710
‐five Mississippi...
‐(squishing)
431
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,995
He morphed, didn't he?
432
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,087
Well, I have my
babysitting clients back.
433
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,125
And you're back at work.
How you feeling?
434
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,629
Never been better.
435
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,130
And thank you again,
436
00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:00,182
Gabby, for rescuing me from...
437
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,926
(gasps)
The Darkness.
438
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,547
Anytime, Swifty.
439
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,434
You know,
this "chill room,"
440
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:09,191
created by my predecessor,
is actually quite fun.
441
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:13,555
‐This fro‐yo, however,
is quite awful.
‐(both chuckle)
442
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,283
(shrieking)
443
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,908
‐The Darkness is back?
‐Hmm. Worse.
444
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,366
Brain freeze.
445
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,195
‐(Gabby sighs)
‐(laughing)
446
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,117
Oh. Oh, no. Yucky.
447
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,577
Wesley:
Next time on Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables...
448
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:36,554
Who's ready for
our first Christmas
in Havensburg?
449
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,705
Both:
Dad!
450
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,093
I don't think I'm gonnabe able to make it
451
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,089
in time for Christmas.
452
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,220
It's not Christmas without Dad.
453
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,088
How would you like
to save Christmas...
454
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,474
by becoming my dad?
455
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,518
♪ ♪
456
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,378
Man:
Gorgeous!
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