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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,541 --> 00:00:34,540 Coming up on 5:50 PM. News update at 6. 2 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:36,624 But first the weather. 3 00:00:37,416 --> 00:00:39,249 No end in sight. 4 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:42,165 Rain and hail continues throughout France... 5 00:00:42,916 --> 00:00:44,665 "cheap safari" 6 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:46,957 17 degrees F in Paris and 10 in Nice. 7 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:50,915 Elsewhere, a very hot summer in South Africa, 8 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:53,290 with a record 109 degrees F in Capetown. 9 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,915 Welcome to Africa, cradle of humanity. 10 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,415 This is where we were born. 11 00:01:02,583 --> 00:01:05,624 My name is Richard Dacier and I'm all about Africa. 12 00:01:05,791 --> 00:01:08,707 With me and my guide, Bako, the routine is over. 13 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:11,040 Go to the heart ofthe savannah. 14 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:13,874 You're expected, for the greatest of adventures: 15 00:01:14,958 --> 00:01:15,540 A safari. 16 00:01:51,833 --> 00:01:52,499 Which means, 17 00:01:52,708 --> 00:01:56,332 a Dacier Safari will hit you where you live! 18 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:05,499 Chouchou, will you take a check? 19 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:08,582 Outskirts of Johannesburg 20 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:12,332 Bako will work it out. He always does, right? 21 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,290 It's hot. 22 00:02:21,833 --> 00:02:23,457 It's usually hot, but now... 23 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:26,207 it's very, very hot. 24 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:31,207 I mean, compared to normal hot. 25 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:34,457 What? 26 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:36,957 Oh, I thought you... 27 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:42,957 Hello Chouchou. 28 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:44,540 Hi Bako. 29 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:50,874 How much? 30 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:52,374 $25,000. 31 00:02:56,541 --> 00:02:58,915 Could Richard and I have a minute? 32 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:00,874 - To consider. - Right. 33 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:03,624 Consider away. 34 00:03:09,375 --> 00:03:11,499 25 grand. How could you? 35 00:03:11,666 --> 00:03:14,665 I had a fantastic hand. Four aces. 36 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:17,124 I was Puff Daddy, cruising. 37 00:03:17,291 --> 00:03:18,707 He had a straight with suits. 38 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:21,374 A straight flush. 39 00:03:21,541 --> 00:03:23,124 Straight flUnch? What's that? 40 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:24,999 They cheated. 41 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:27,624 No. I'm a pro, with an eagle eye. 42 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,415 Your eagle needs glasses. 43 00:03:29,916 --> 00:03:31,540 Cards are marked. 44 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:33,582 Weird. 45 00:03:34,125 --> 00:03:36,124 No need to cheat to beat you. 46 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:43,582 Well? 47 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,957 Chouchou, we don't have 25. I can give you 2. 48 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:49,499 Maybe 3. 49 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:50,707 What do you say? 50 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,207 I say he dies. 51 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:55,874 Unless you agree 52 00:03:56,083 --> 00:03:57,499 to do a little favor 53 00:03:57,666 --> 00:03:59,457 for Monsieur Charles. 54 00:04:00,041 --> 00:04:01,540 Monsieur Charles! 55 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,707 Reload! 56 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:21,040 Pull-try! 57 00:04:28,583 --> 00:04:30,707 Glad to see you, Dacier. 58 00:04:31,625 --> 00:04:32,999 And it's not mutual! 59 00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:42,124 Listen carefully. Bring this case to a friend, 60 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:44,707 north of Mapulanguene. 61 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:50,790 Six miles past the Mozambique border. 62 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:54,207 On Sunday, 63 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:55,707 at 4PM. 64 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:03,415 Stop playing when I talk! 65 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,290 Please! 66 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,124 He never lets me play! 67 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:13,624 I want to jump out a window! 68 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,790 This is the ground floor. 69 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:19,290 Sorry. She's my niece. 70 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:21,624 Where were we? 71 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:23,332 Sunday at 4. 72 00:05:23,666 --> 00:05:26,749 You deliver the case at 4. In exchange, 73 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:29,207 you pick up another case. 74 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:30,999 And what's in the case? 75 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:32,915 Fruit bars and a bilboquet. 76 00:05:34,708 --> 00:05:37,124 You really are dumb as a fence post. 77 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:39,790 A friend of mine, 78 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:44,040 who will sort of... supervise things. 79 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:44,832 Where is he? 80 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,040 There! 81 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,665 This is Ralph Becker. 82 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:49,582 You scared me. 83 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:59,207 Do I have to go with these clowns? 84 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:00,624 Lt'II be fine. 85 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:04,499 A bus load oftourists in shorts is perfect cover. 86 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,415 Lfthat's all, maybe we should go. 87 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:09,082 He should go. 88 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:12,915 I always guide the tourists. 89 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:14,749 No, yeah. Yeah, he... 90 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,915 He's the safari specialist. 91 00:06:17,416 --> 00:06:18,707 I just book them. 92 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:20,624 I haven't gone in 30 years. 93 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:24,040 Let me go. I'll do what you want. 94 00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:25,874 Don't send Richard. 95 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:26,790 Bako... 96 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,790 I know all about your bond with Dacier. 97 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:37,457 Your friend would do anything 98 00:06:37,666 --> 00:06:39,707 to get you back in one piece. 99 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:41,207 Am I right? 100 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,290 Bako... 101 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,332 You can do it, Richard. 102 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,915 Take my guide book, be careful, and heed your instinct. 103 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:58,582 I'm afraid. 104 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:00,874 Forget that word in the bush. 105 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:03,832 Bako, not the bush! 106 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:06,457 No! Not the bush! Bako! 107 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:23,707 Because of me, Bako might die. 108 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,790 I'II never make it, Bernardo. 109 00:07:50,541 --> 00:07:51,999 Come on, Bernardo. 110 00:07:52,666 --> 00:07:54,624 I can't learn the bush like that. 111 00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:57,499 All right. 112 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,624 Chapter one. 113 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,290 Dangers ofthe Bush. 114 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:10,499 The big 5: 115 00:08:10,666 --> 00:08:13,707 Lion, leopard, buffalo, rhino, elephant. 116 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:34,290 Richard. 117 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,124 Dad? 118 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:46,165 You must help Bako. Save him. 119 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,457 It's your destiny. 120 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:50,332 You know I can't go to the bush. 121 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:52,457 You must do it. 122 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,707 And brush after every meal. 123 00:08:56,791 --> 00:08:57,332 Yes, Dad. 124 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:00,040 Dad? 125 00:09:16,708 --> 00:09:17,957 I'm going. 126 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:23,624 No, Bernardo. Not you. It's too dangerous. 127 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,790 You're just a child. 128 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,374 A monkey child, but a child. 129 00:09:32,916 --> 00:09:34,249 DAD'S THINGS 130 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:53,707 Hi! Richard Dacier. You with the Dacier safari? 131 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:55,790 Hakuna matata to you! 132 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:01,582 Answer, "Hakuna matata to you, too.' 133 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:04,040 You're white. 134 00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:06,832 Black at heart, though white of skin, 135 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,624 Africa is a cry that comes from within. 136 00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:11,540 This way to the bus. 137 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:14,749 OK, ready? 138 00:10:14,916 --> 00:10:16,165 Everyone comfortable? 139 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,040 Oh right. 140 00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:20,332 This man took another flight. 141 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:22,207 His name is... 142 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:25,207 Jean. 143 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,415 Right. Easy to remember. 144 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:29,749 Jean what? 145 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:31,249 Jean. 146 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,540 So it's Mr. Jean Jean. 147 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:36,707 In Beauvais I know a Hugues Hugues. Hard to say. 148 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:37,665 Great! 149 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:39,790 Got a middle name? 150 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:41,582 Jean. 151 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:43,874 To the hotel? 152 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,707 No, the safari has begun. 153 00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,249 The welcome toast in the brochure! 154 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,124 We all smell like the plane! 155 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:52,415 I don't. 156 00:10:52,708 --> 00:10:54,915 Except Missy. Who wants a shower? 157 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:57,124 All right. 158 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,457 Drinks, showers. But quickly. 159 00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:05,249 - Dacier, I got a feeling. - Yeah? 160 00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:06,582 No A/C, right? 161 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:10,624 No. If I turn it on, the motor stalls. 162 00:11:11,666 --> 00:11:13,415 Mr. Dacier, on your web site 163 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:16,832 you speak a curious language. What dialect is it? 164 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,415 It's Woolite. 165 00:11:24,541 --> 00:11:26,665 Waoolite. 166 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:29,582 Do they study it in colleges? 167 00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:32,040 No, in the field. It's complicated. 168 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:44,999 The peanuts taste like cold cuts. 169 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:47,249 Mine is the opposite. 170 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,499 Yes, Mom. I've arrived. 171 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,165 No, don't worry. 172 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:54,832 Not yet. 173 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,457 My Fanta is warm. 174 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,749 It's not Fanta. It's Banga. 175 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,624 My Banga is warm. 176 00:12:01,791 --> 00:12:04,082 It's served warm here. Tradition. 177 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,915 What's the matter, Jean Jean Jean? 178 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,207 Sorry, you look like a dead fish. 179 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,082 Have I seen you before? 180 00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:12,790 No. I don't think so. 181 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:14,457 Must be mistaken. 182 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,915 Everyone, party's over! 183 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,082 What party? 184 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,540 Everybody here? 185 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,207 No, Benoît is missing. 186 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,457 It's the... warm Banga. 187 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:47,332 - Mr. Dacier? - Yes? 188 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,832 Can we be sure this safari will encounter the big 5? 189 00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:54,290 Right, the big 5. I know, I know. 190 00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:55,624 It's not orals! 191 00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:57,165 But I know the big 5. 192 00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,957 Buffalo, elephant, rhino, 193 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:02,374 lion... and leopard. 194 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:04,957 Really want to? 195 00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:08,749 No! The goal of a safari is to avoid animals. 196 00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:12,665 Worst case, we could fall back on the little 4. 197 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,665 The big 4? What's that? 198 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,999 The 4 smallest creatures in the bush. 199 00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:19,957 Caterpillar, greenfly, 200 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,540 mites and lice. 201 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:26,707 Faced with a lion, how should one behave? 202 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:30,165 Oh, faced with... the king of beasts? 203 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,165 The master, predator... 204 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:35,749 The boss. 205 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,290 - The owner. - The lion! 206 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:41,749 Right, the lion. With a lion, which can be pretty mean, 207 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,165 well, 208 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:44,499 you... 209 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:45,999 Never turn your back. 210 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,082 Right, that's it. 211 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:50,290 Don't turn around. That's it. 212 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,707 And baring your teeth is hostile. 213 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,249 Right. No teeth. 214 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,082 If it attacks us anyway? 215 00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:57,457 Why would it? 216 00:13:57,666 --> 00:14:00,374 If we get a lion who doesn't know the rules. 217 00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,540 Lie down and play dead. 218 00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:04,999 Are boas dangerous? 219 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:07,915 Bows? 220 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:09,749 No. 221 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,749 Well, depends on the bow. But usually not. 222 00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:14,707 There are different boas? 223 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,040 Of course. Ribbons. 224 00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,374 Arrows, violins... 225 00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:20,207 She means a bo-a. 226 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:24,874 Oh! Right, the boa, well... 227 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,499 Well that's... I mean, look out! 228 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,332 No danger. Unprovoked, boas don't attack. 229 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,999 Exactly. Look out, no danger at all. 230 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,249 Look, zebras! 231 00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:46,624 - Where? - Near the tree! 232 00:14:46,791 --> 00:14:47,749 Can we stop? 233 00:14:47,916 --> 00:14:49,499 Too dangerous in herds. 234 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:51,582 - There's only 2. - 2 is a herd. 235 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:52,999 Dacier, you scared? 236 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,915 Stop, we take pictures. 237 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,082 Take the pictures, but stay with the vehicle. 238 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:15,665 Mr. Becker, if you don't mind, could you get out a second? 239 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,082 Mix with the group, be a tourist. Make an effort. 240 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,707 I don't like tourists. 241 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,332 It's out of focus. 242 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,165 Mr. Dacier! 243 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,165 Take a picture of me and my wife? 244 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,040 You're too close! Careful. 245 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,249 No risk. They're like ponies. 246 00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,749 Ponies aren't zebras. 247 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:42,624 Cats aren't cheetahs, sardines aren't sharks! 248 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:45,040 Be nice, come take a picture. 249 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,332 I got you. 250 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,874 Use the zoom. 251 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,832 Dacier! Over there. 252 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,915 We're being attacked! 253 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,915 - What's that? - Blueball monkeys. 254 00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:01,415 Why that name? 255 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,249 Use the zoom. 256 00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,540 They're ransacking the bus! 257 00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:09,582 Wait! After they steal, they sometimes clean up. 258 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,915 They cleaned us out. I'II sue, monkey or not. 259 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:14,540 They ate my toothpaste. 260 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,374 - Didrt clean up. - Guess not. 261 00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:21,290 Sorry. 262 00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,707 - I'm so sorry. - What a mess! 263 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,290 I can see that. 264 00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:32,165 - They slapped me. - Really? 265 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,415 There's one still there! Bastard! 266 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,499 Relax, they're gone Becker. 267 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,040 You called Jean Jean "Becker"? 268 00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,207 No, I said, 269 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,124 "It's OK, they're gone... 270 00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:50,415 "Becare." 271 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,665 From the verb "to becare," 272 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,665 meaning... 273 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,999 "to share food.' 274 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,915 Let's go! We have to be at base camp by evening. 275 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,499 - I got everything. - Great. 276 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,624 Oh no, I can't believe it. They stole my Amex. 277 00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,915 - The one with Flying Blue miles? - Yeah. 278 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,790 Only natural. 279 00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:22,665 - Why? - It's their favorite color. 280 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:26,415 It was a joke, Bertrand. 281 00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,999 Right. I know, I got it. 282 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:33,082 Anyway, they don't have my PIN. 283 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,499 It was a joke, Magalie. 284 00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:39,249 I know, I got it. 285 00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:33,749 Mr. Dacier, 286 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:36,165 what do we do about...? 287 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,040 About? 288 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,124 Relieving ourselves. 289 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,957 Behind those trees, I guess. 290 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,457 Don't go too far. 291 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,749 All right. 292 00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:48,207 What is it, crocodile? 293 00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,540 No. Antelope, maybe. 294 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,540 It's solid, very solid. 295 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:55,165 Hyena, maybe. 296 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,415 No. Mr. Dacier, what is it? 297 00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,957 Oscar Meyer weiners. 298 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,415 What's for dessert? 299 00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:05,582 Animal crackers. 300 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,165 Want some? 301 00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:13,540 I love to becare. 302 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,957 Not staying with us? 303 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,290 With you? No. 304 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:27,999 Strange guy. 305 00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:29,624 Not a word all night. 306 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:33,040 The heat gets to him. He sweats from his nostrils. 307 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:33,790 Disgusting. 308 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:35,415 Fire's warm. 309 00:19:59,208 --> 00:19:59,874 Playing cards? 310 00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:03,499 Feel like playing some poker? 311 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,665 I don't like poker. I prefer magic. 312 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,540 Do a trick for us? 313 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,082 That's fun. 314 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,124 Fantastic. 315 00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:15,374 The king's the father. 316 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,082 The son is the jack. 317 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,999 The goal's to find the father. 318 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:24,999 Right there. 319 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:28,707 Once again. 320 00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,749 He must be there. 321 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,332 Where is the father? 322 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:41,999 Nowhere. 323 00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:47,332 And you two? How did you meet? 324 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,249 - Bowling. - Baptism. 325 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,790 A baptism that took place in a bowling alley. 326 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:55,874 The parents are great bowlers. 327 00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,540 So they had it there. 328 00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:59,832 It was love at first sight. 329 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:03,915 Soon as I laid eyes on her, I knew she was the one for me. 330 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,749 No matter what the obstacles. 331 00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:29,040 Ever since that day, I knew 332 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:32,915 who I was waiting for, hoping for. 333 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,332 Beautiful. 334 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,415 Very romantic. 335 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:39,832 And you? 336 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:41,540 Me? 337 00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,165 I got a strike. 338 00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:46,749 I played with cheetahs! 339 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,749 Don't laugh, I feel like we've met before. 340 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,082 - No, we haven't. - We have. 341 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,249 - You're an ER nurse. - No, that's not me. 342 00:21:59,083 --> 00:21:59,749 What did I say? 343 00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:02,249 It's true! I played with cheetahs! 344 00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:03,374 Great, Benoît. 345 00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:06,582 Tomorrow we leave at six. Five AM wake-up call. 346 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,582 - Five?! - Five-fifteen. 347 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,749 Great! We sleep in! 348 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,582 There were 2 ofthem. 349 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,040 Unbelievable. 350 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,499 Bertrand? 351 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:41,915 Could you look elsewhere while I undress? 352 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,374 Where? 353 00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:46,499 North-northwest. Opposite way from my tits. 354 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,332 Where you from? 355 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:56,915 Peyrat-le-Château. 356 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,249 You know it? 357 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,499 Never heard of it. 358 00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:02,582 You must know Beauvais. 359 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,374 I've heard the name. 360 00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:09,415 They often speak ofthe Bay of Rio, Bali, Venice... 361 00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:13,832 I truly feel Beauvais is among the world's most beautiful places. 362 00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,540 That's at the Y, when I was a kid. 363 00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:22,749 That's the National Tapestry Center. 364 00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:26,165 See that smokestack? Sopalin paper factory. Know Sopalin? 365 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:27,165 Of course. 366 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,999 They make it in Beauvais. 367 00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,790 You're so in love with your town. 368 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,707 Why did you come to Africa? 369 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,915 For the adventure. 370 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,665 When the impala is born, 371 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:43,165 he has only 15 minutes to stand 372 00:23:43,458 --> 00:23:45,499 or he may be devoured 373 00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:47,332 by savannah predators. 374 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,582 Fifteen minutes! Incredible, huh? 375 00:23:49,750 --> 00:23:52,082 These books were a great idea. Thanks. 376 00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:53,707 If someone told me, 377 00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:56,832 you'd be here on your 32nd birthday... 378 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,082 - 35th. - Right. 379 00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:02,832 - Our Benoît, surgeon-to-be! - Not yet. 380 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,624 My first operation will be right here. 381 00:24:06,208 --> 00:24:08,082 - In the garden? - No, the hospital. 382 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,290 In my home town. Beauvais. The best place on earth. 383 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,332 Yeah, we know. 384 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,832 And our last gift. 385 00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:18,832 This is too much. 386 00:24:28,583 --> 00:24:29,915 An African safari? 387 00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:30,957 A great trip. 388 00:24:31,750 --> 00:24:33,207 I travel through books. 389 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,665 Look, you read Africa, India, China! 390 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:40,124 Stop reading the world, see it! 391 00:24:40,291 --> 00:24:42,290 You're 35, stuck to the couch. 392 00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:43,874 Go to Africa! Fuck! 393 00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:45,540 Watch your language. 394 00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:47,915 We're going to the Pezet's in Saint-Tropez! 395 00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,332 Next year, I'll go to Chile. 396 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:55,165 Must be nice. 397 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:57,540 Must be. 398 00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:01,832 What was that? 399 00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:04,915 Please. 400 00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:09,707 That. 401 00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:12,124 Please. 402 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,499 It's nothing, kill it. 403 00:25:15,666 --> 00:25:17,290 - You sure? - No danger. 404 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:28,915 Sorry, Jean Jean, 405 00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,624 it was an egg-bearer. 406 00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:33,374 When you kill her, the young scatter. 407 00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:35,832 They enter through your orifices. 408 00:25:36,041 --> 00:25:37,665 Sleep with your pants on? 409 00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:41,582 But some got up my nose. 410 00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:46,457 Morning. Sleep well? 411 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,915 Come here, I have an announcement. 412 00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:50,415 I have a little surprise for you. 413 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,207 Today, we're going to... 414 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:53,540 Mozambique! 415 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:09,124 Listen up, everyone. I have a little surprise. 416 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,749 All right. Today we're making a side trip to... 417 00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:14,999 The Faundo village, right? 418 00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:18,749 It's in the brochure. Faundo village. No surprise. 419 00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:24,082 Oh, right. The village. 420 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:25,874 What kind ofvillage? 421 00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,707 A Faundo village. 422 00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:34,165 It's in the heart ofthe savannah, 400 miles from Johannesburg. 423 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:37,749 A village untouched by civilization and decadence, 424 00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:40,582 despite frenetic globalization. 425 00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:43,790 The Faundos. Having preserved their ancestral soul, 426 00:26:43,958 --> 00:26:47,707 this primitive people is immune to modern temptations. 427 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,457 - Momo. - What? 428 00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:51,707 Nothing wrong? 429 00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:55,624 What? I'm fine there. Gathering fruit, looking exhausted. 430 00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:57,165 What's that? 431 00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:01,374 Enough. 432 00:27:01,541 --> 00:27:02,874 Two weeks ago, Nikes. 433 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:06,207 Now it's the boxers. What's next, a Hermès scarf? 434 00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:12,540 Jawal, when Wembé's carrying corn, 435 00:27:12,791 --> 00:27:14,707 get in there beside him! 436 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:17,749 Azaan, don't laugh. When goats stray, 437 00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:20,415 it's a problem. Lead them to the side. 438 00:27:20,583 --> 00:27:22,832 I keep telling you. One more thing: 439 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,124 Turn offyour cell phones! 440 00:27:25,833 --> 00:27:28,207 The Faundo village, stands forgotten 441 00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:29,874 in a hi-tech world. 442 00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:32,082 Wow! Sounds so typical! 443 00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:33,249 Let's go. 444 00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:36,540 It is nice. Really a nice village. 445 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:40,040 But now that I know you, I think I know what you need. 446 00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:42,040 I have something just for you. 447 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,040 A slight change of schedule, 448 00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:46,249 and we can make a side trip to... 449 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:47,665 Excuse me. 450 00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:53,374 Dacier, it's Max from Africa Tours! 451 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:55,582 The Travel Office iswatching you. 452 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:58,499 There are moles in your group! I got to go. 453 00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:02,332 To? 454 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,082 There are two seats for you. 455 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:08,457 You were interrupted. A side trip to... 456 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:11,749 Right, too far. 457 00:28:12,416 --> 00:28:14,374 A side trip too far? 458 00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,957 How do you feel about moles? 459 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:20,582 Moles? What are you getting at? 460 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:22,540 Neither do I. 461 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:25,707 Why? We're going to see moles? Is that it? 462 00:28:26,291 --> 00:28:28,290 Unless the moles see us. 463 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,332 Not knowing we know! 464 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:34,499 While watching, and not telling us that they're watching us. 465 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:36,124 African proverb? 466 00:28:36,458 --> 00:28:38,749 Are you OK? You look stressed out. 467 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:42,999 Excuse me... 468 00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:51,957 No good... 469 00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:57,582 I get to Mozambique 470 00:28:57,958 --> 00:28:58,957 or I lose Bako. 471 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:01,707 With the Faundo, there are moles. 472 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,415 Who's he talking to? 473 00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:04,999 His engine. 474 00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:07,832 Is that normal? 475 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,374 For men, yeah. 476 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:14,082 The briefcase. What if I lost it? Right. 477 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:17,665 Hi, Monsieur Charles. I lost the briefcase. 478 00:29:18,125 --> 00:29:21,999 He'd never believe me. And then there's Becker. 479 00:29:31,916 --> 00:29:34,999 OK, whatever you want. It's your money. 480 00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,874 Fine, bye. 481 00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,915 Change of plans! 482 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:43,915 Guess who's coming to see us! 483 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,249 Dacier! 484 00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:03,415 It's so beautiful. And so typical! 485 00:30:04,416 --> 00:30:05,665 - Can we talk? - Sure. 486 00:30:06,958 --> 00:30:09,582 Hi, I'm Benoît Solanse from Beauvais. 487 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,707 But they won't understand. 488 00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:19,999 - What is it? - Pillagers. 489 00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:22,832 Pillagers! 490 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:35,040 Is it Ringling Bros. All day or we get breaks? 491 00:30:53,250 --> 00:30:54,499 Don't panic. 492 00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:56,332 It means, "Hands up." 493 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,665 No, no breaks. 494 00:30:59,833 --> 00:31:01,874 - You told them hands up? - I did? 495 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,124 Who are they? 496 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:05,207 Pillagers. They're pillaging us. 497 00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:06,874 They have blue balls, too? 498 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:10,124 Is it Waoolite? 499 00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:12,290 Yeah. 500 00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:13,874 Go talk to them. 501 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,207 OK, I'm going. 502 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:28,707 Pinch me. 503 00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:29,999 Dacier! 504 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,665 In the bush. You vaccinated? 505 00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:34,999 Don't overact. 506 00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,249 I'm not! We're so believable. 507 00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:41,749 I went to dramatic arts school! At age 11, I could do Molière! 508 00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:45,415 Look, just do what we said on the phone. 509 00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:47,249 Get the briefcase offthe bus, 510 00:31:47,416 --> 00:31:49,832 from the jumpy guy with pimples. 511 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,249 Then get out of here. 512 00:32:00,666 --> 00:32:03,665 This is it. My life is passing before my eyes. 513 00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:06,207 Please, send my remains to Beauvais! 514 00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:09,832 You. 515 00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:11,665 Money. 516 00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:14,624 Lfyou tear her clothes off, 517 00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,415 and play with her body... 518 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,082 I mean, just in case. 519 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,540 You not work video club 520 00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:24,082 in Dulban? 521 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,749 I can't believe it. 522 00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:31,540 You, mini-shit, you have the case? 523 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:32,874 Give it to me! 524 00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,832 - Drop them. - What are you doing? 525 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:37,999 Saving us, asshole. 526 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:40,207 - Becker! - "Becker"! I knew it! 527 00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:44,374 Your friend is crazy! 528 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:45,332 Hold this, bitch. 529 00:32:45,583 --> 00:32:48,415 Hey, I'm a student. Sophomore, economics! 530 00:32:48,625 --> 00:32:49,249 He is! 531 00:32:49,416 --> 00:32:51,040 You're not a mini-shit. 532 00:32:53,708 --> 00:32:54,665 They're blanks. 533 00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:56,082 Yeah. No! 534 00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:57,874 Maybe they're Supermen. 535 00:32:58,125 --> 00:32:59,374 What is this shit? 536 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,124 I don't know anymore. 537 00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:04,249 Jean Jean, you should scratch yourself. 538 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:04,957 Shut up. 539 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:08,082 Everyone on the bus. Now. 540 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:09,374 Now! 541 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:13,249 Get out of here. 542 00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:18,832 You're finished. 543 00:33:19,083 --> 00:33:21,832 - Tour license revoked. - You're the moles. 544 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,624 Once in Paris, my report will destroy you! 545 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:26,165 Lfyou ever get there. 546 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,415 You drive! 547 00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:28,874 - Why? - Shut up! 548 00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:29,957 OK, Jean Jean Jean. 549 00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,707 Becker, dufus! 550 00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:34,415 Becker Dufus. Good name. 551 00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:36,874 Get this straight. 552 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:39,874 My name's notJean. I'm Ralph Becker. 553 00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:43,832 And I have business with you in Mozambique, as a tourist. 554 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,124 Once it's over, go fuck yourselves. 555 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:49,874 Anybody makes a move on me, 556 00:33:50,041 --> 00:33:50,915 I'll kill him. 557 00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:53,332 So smile. We're crossing the border. 558 00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:56,665 And there is no briefcase, got it? 559 00:33:57,541 --> 00:33:58,832 I didn't hear you! 560 00:34:21,541 --> 00:34:23,249 Turn the engine off. 561 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:28,665 Hello, Officer. 562 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,082 We'd like to visit your great land, 563 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:34,249 to glimpse the 1001 wonders ofthe pearl ofAfrica! 564 00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:35,874 You talk a lot. 565 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,415 Everybody out. 566 00:34:57,458 --> 00:34:59,165 Nothing to declare? 567 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,165 No, Mr. Briefcase. 568 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:03,415 Briefcase? 569 00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:05,374 No! Pencil case. 570 00:35:05,541 --> 00:35:08,165 - He said toothpaste. - Sounded more like pillow case. 571 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,124 Fast pace? 572 00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:10,415 Chevy Chase? 573 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,999 Shut up! 574 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:26,374 You! 575 00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:29,874 Not your 1st time in Mozambique. 576 00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:31,582 Yes, it is. I swear. 577 00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:33,915 You sell calendars? 578 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,415 We all have a double somewhere. 579 00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:39,249 Like my butcher. 580 00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:41,957 His double is Madonna. Without the mustache. 581 00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:43,290 Sir? 582 00:35:43,916 --> 00:35:45,874 You dropped your wallet. 583 00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:57,415 All right, you can go. 584 00:36:22,291 --> 00:36:24,874 What did I say? No stopping! 585 00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:27,499 There's something in the way. A radar gun? 586 00:36:27,666 --> 00:36:28,915 A camcorder. 587 00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:31,707 Maybe security, to get evidence on the blueballs. 588 00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:33,332 Weird. 589 00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:34,665 Dacier, 590 00:36:35,791 --> 00:36:37,040 go get it. 591 00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:39,499 The tall grass. I'm wearing shorts. 592 00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:40,665 Go. 593 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,915 AJapanese guy, all alone. 594 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:10,665 Deep in the bush? 595 00:37:12,208 --> 00:37:12,915 Out of my way. 596 00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:25,415 The Japanese and their pictures. 597 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,290 Not very bright. Getting done in by an elephant. 598 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:33,707 The same one. 599 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:35,999 He knows we know what he did. 600 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,832 He wants no witnesses. 601 00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:43,874 Drive, or I'II shoot! 602 00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:44,915 It will charge us! 603 00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:47,124 He wants to rub the bus. 604 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,290 Maybe he thinks it's a female. 605 00:37:49,458 --> 00:37:50,707 Stay calm. 606 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:53,832 - Like he wasrt there. - I can't. 607 00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:58,749 Relax. Here's what we do. 608 00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,582 Don't stare, or turn around. 609 00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:03,124 Don't bare your teeth. 610 00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:06,082 - It's not a lion. - Animals swap info. 611 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,457 He'II turn us over. 612 00:38:11,083 --> 00:38:12,915 He can't know me, he can't. 613 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:20,707 Don't move. 614 00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:28,374 I don't want him to touch me! 615 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:29,499 Don't move! 616 00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:34,499 Get him away, Dacier! 617 00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:37,915 Get him away! 618 00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:47,749 He's sucking him! 619 00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:50,124 Leave me alone, please. 620 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:01,999 Drive, Benoît! Drive! 621 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:06,457 Let's go, fast. First gear, second, third! 622 00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:15,874 - Strange. - What? 623 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,749 The scenery's not moving. 624 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:25,832 Dacier! Do something! 625 00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:28,415 I'll talk to him. 626 00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,124 Put it down! Down! 627 00:39:35,291 --> 00:39:37,874 That's not yours! Go away! 628 00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:40,374 Go away! 629 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:45,082 - Any sandwiches? - You want to eat now? 630 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,082 Drop it! 631 00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:50,915 Go away! 632 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:52,249 Come on, Dumbo! 633 00:39:58,333 --> 00:39:59,665 Go, Benoît! 634 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:01,665 Don't bother saying thank you. 635 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:10,665 Want a kleenex? 636 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:11,874 Stop. 637 00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:13,249 Stop! 638 00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:15,832 Everyone out! 639 00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:31,165 Faster! Move it! 640 00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,332 Line up in front of me. 641 00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:40,082 Hang on, 642 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,415 they're not involved. 643 00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,499 I didn't say a word, right? 644 00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:47,582 You can't kill us, just like that. 645 00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:50,540 I always found you nice. Very open to others. 646 00:40:50,708 --> 00:40:51,457 Turn around! 647 00:40:51,958 --> 00:40:53,249 Mr. Becker, 648 00:40:53,666 --> 00:40:55,665 I'm a doctor. Let me help. 649 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:58,040 It starts in childhood. 650 00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:00,332 Violent parents, peer pressure. 651 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:01,999 No girlfriend? 652 00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:03,707 I see your discomfort. 653 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:05,582 We'II talk. 654 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,790 I said turn around! 655 00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:09,874 Why? 656 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,415 We're all dead. 657 00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:18,499 I got to take a piss! 658 00:41:20,750 --> 00:41:23,749 You are all so fucking stupid. 659 00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:33,582 - We have to act. - Don't, kid. 660 00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:34,332 I'm no kid. 661 00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:42,082 It's not a bladder, it's a well! 662 00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:47,790 - Tell him there's a lion. - Wort work. 663 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,332 All done! 664 00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:56,124 Becker, behind you! 665 00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:59,290 What? A lion, right? 666 00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:01,832 I heard you whispering. 667 00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:15,415 Dacier, do something. 668 00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:17,582 Slowly, let's get on the bus. 669 00:42:17,750 --> 00:42:21,165 And remember, don't turn your teeth or show your back. 670 00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:50,249 What's he doing? 671 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,082 Coming this way. 672 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:11,832 - How long do they digest? - No idea. 673 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:15,290 After a good meal, I can sleep 3 or 4 hours. 674 00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:17,832 Lions take up to 12 hours. 675 00:43:18,125 --> 00:43:18,874 We can't wait. 676 00:43:24,666 --> 00:43:26,082 He won't go. 677 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:27,749 Try the wiper fluid. 678 00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:39,249 He won't go. 679 00:43:39,958 --> 00:43:41,374 Blow the horn, loud. 680 00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:45,999 I'll try it. 681 00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:51,707 He won't go. 682 00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:55,499 Try this. 683 00:44:05,625 --> 00:44:06,457 Beauvais, 684 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,207 constructed in 1587 685 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,540 by Archduke de Grandpierre. 686 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:15,749 At 82 feet above sea level, 687 00:44:15,916 --> 00:44:19,499 Beauvais is the most elevated town in the Oise valley. 688 00:44:19,791 --> 00:44:22,582 The city rampartswere completed 689 00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:25,665 in 1681, under Henry Vlll. 690 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:28,249 Sock capital of the world, Beauvais... 691 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:29,999 It is fucking boring. 692 00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:33,457 Ralph Becker is not available. 693 00:44:33,625 --> 00:44:35,665 Leave a message at the tone. 694 00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:38,290 What's going on, Becker? Call me back! 695 00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:41,249 Chouchou, 696 00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:42,749 you have feminine intuition? 697 00:44:42,916 --> 00:44:45,499 It's not my strongest suit. 698 00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:48,665 I have it. And it tells me something's wrong. 699 00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:50,040 And I'm a cool guy. 700 00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:52,165 True, boss. You're very cool. 701 00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:55,290 Yeah, but I feel my dark side coming back to me. 702 00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:58,582 Coming back to me, my dark side, 703 00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:00,165 I feel. 704 00:45:16,916 --> 00:45:19,332 Why didn't he eat the head? 705 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,165 Maybe it's like us with shrimp. 706 00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:23,457 Could be. 707 00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,957 Maybe it's the hair. 708 00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:27,790 I hate artichoke hairs. 709 00:45:31,833 --> 00:45:34,082 Now that the funeral is over, 710 00:45:34,291 --> 00:45:36,707 could you fill us in? 711 00:45:36,958 --> 00:45:37,665 What's this about? 712 00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:41,624 I'll tell you but don't panic ifyou hear the word... 713 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:43,290 "mafia". 714 00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:44,999 $25,000... 715 00:45:45,166 --> 00:45:47,707 A bus full oftourists. Perfect cover. 716 00:45:48,166 --> 00:45:49,374 Bako! 717 00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:51,165 Hakuna matata! 718 00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:52,082 Disgusting! 719 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,207 You used us! 720 00:45:54,375 --> 00:45:56,790 Like guinea pigs! I'II tear him to pieces! 721 00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:59,915 She's right. This is intolerable, inexcusable, 722 00:46:00,083 --> 00:46:03,665 unjustifiable, contemptible! That's all my adjectives. 723 00:46:03,833 --> 00:46:05,082 The safari is over. 724 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:07,415 Take us to Johannesburg, we're leaving. 725 00:46:07,583 --> 00:46:08,999 We're not involved. 726 00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:11,499 Not to defend him, but he has no choice. 727 00:46:13,208 --> 00:46:14,165 Rémi is right. 728 00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:16,790 I have to deliver the case. 729 00:46:16,958 --> 00:46:19,290 - Look what's inside! - I don't want to know. 730 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:22,457 Either you end up headcheese, 731 00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:24,540 or come with me. 732 00:46:29,708 --> 00:46:30,707 Dacier! 733 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,290 I don't like doing this, but I am! 734 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:38,207 Now I decide. We're going to Johannesburg. 735 00:46:38,375 --> 00:46:41,040 Magalie, I'm a doctor. I can help. 736 00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:42,165 Shut up. 737 00:46:42,750 --> 00:46:43,832 Magalie, 738 00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:45,915 you can't kill a man. 739 00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:48,707 I don't care, I've lost it. 740 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,290 Magalie, 741 00:46:50,583 --> 00:46:53,124 I've always thought of you as exceptional. 742 00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:56,415 In fact, I never got how you could marry 743 00:46:56,625 --> 00:46:58,332 that shitbag, Michel. 744 00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:00,832 Good taxi driver, cheating husband. 745 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,332 - Leave him out of it. - Put the gun down. 746 00:47:04,208 --> 00:47:06,999 I don't for a second believe you're capable. 747 00:47:12,791 --> 00:47:15,832 What do we tell the customers aboutJean Jean Jean, 748 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,874 AKA Becker, or the Headless Man? 749 00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:22,082 We're done for. 750 00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:22,999 Wait. 751 00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:25,165 Those customers. 752 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:28,249 They might not know what Becker looks like. 753 00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:41,957 Bertrand? 754 00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:45,790 Thanks. When you stopped me from shooting Dacier, it... 755 00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:48,582 Really? Lt... 756 00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:53,832 In 10 years working with you I've always thought you were... 757 00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:00,124 Drippy, if you prefer. 758 00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:02,165 But you were solid. 759 00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:07,415 Don't call Michel a shitbag. 760 00:48:07,708 --> 00:48:09,249 Roger, Magalie. 761 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,332 You knew he was cheating? 762 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,707 I might be... 763 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:18,874 but I'm not blind. 764 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,832 The meet is 1/4 mile away. I'II go. 765 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,790 - I'm coming. - Stay here. 766 00:48:57,958 --> 00:48:59,749 You're not credible as Becker. 767 00:48:59,916 --> 00:49:01,999 I'll be Dacier, he'll be Becker. 768 00:49:02,166 --> 00:49:03,957 You're too young to be Becker. 769 00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:06,082 - I could be Becker. - Or Dacier. 770 00:49:06,375 --> 00:49:08,665 - Which am I? - Dacier. 771 00:49:08,833 --> 00:49:09,665 I'm not Dacier? 772 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,832 You're Becker. Bertrand's Dacier. 773 00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:14,915 I'm sick ofthis! Make up your minds. 774 00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:17,290 She's right. OK, I'm Dacier. 775 00:49:17,458 --> 00:49:19,082 And Dacier is Becker. 776 00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:21,207 Bertrand, it's too risky. 777 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,457 I'm going. 778 00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,582 - Sit down, kid. - I'm no kid. 779 00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:28,499 You're too young to die. 780 00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:31,415 Really? 781 00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:33,082 We might die? 782 00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:57,999 What time is it? 783 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:01,249 4 PM. 784 00:50:01,875 --> 00:50:03,165 I'm Becker, right? 785 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:05,249 No. I mean, yes. 786 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:09,874 Strange silence. 787 00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:33,957 Are we late? 788 00:50:40,791 --> 00:50:44,457 I'll quit deking you. You're on time, by my tik-tik, eh? 789 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:48,124 I'm Hammal, leader of the Mozambique counter-insurgency. 790 00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:51,082 I studied in Canada, eh? 791 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:53,540 But enough about me. 792 00:50:54,333 --> 00:50:55,707 We are running late. 793 00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:57,040 Two years ago, 794 00:50:57,541 --> 00:51:00,082 I was a trader in Toronto. Buy it! Sell it! 795 00:51:00,250 --> 00:51:01,915 All day long. But I knew 796 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:03,832 I wasrt about bucks. 797 00:51:04,458 --> 00:51:07,457 One night in my jacuzzi, I heard a voice. 798 00:51:08,041 --> 00:51:08,832 It was Céline. 799 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,124 Dion? 800 00:51:12,583 --> 00:51:15,749 Laurentides. My kindergarten teacher. 801 00:51:15,958 --> 00:51:18,749 She said, with that pile of moolah you got, 802 00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:19,915 make a putsch! 803 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:22,874 A putsch! 804 00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:26,040 Which one is Becker? 805 00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:27,999 Him. 806 00:51:28,208 --> 00:51:30,165 Yeah, it's me. That's right. 807 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:33,749 I'm Ralph Becker, born June 12, 1964. 808 00:51:37,416 --> 00:51:38,915 Nice to meet you. 809 00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:41,624 Monsieur Charles told me about you. 810 00:51:41,791 --> 00:51:43,374 He loves you shookums. 811 00:51:43,541 --> 00:51:44,582 It's mutual. 812 00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:46,040 Let's mush. 813 00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:47,665 Can I check? 814 00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:49,457 The case. 815 00:51:49,625 --> 00:51:50,624 Of course. 816 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,457 Nice animal. 817 00:52:01,125 --> 00:52:02,915 Yeah, it is a blast. 818 00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:11,832 - For Monsieur Charles. - Thanks. 819 00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:16,040 All right, well, we should go, right Becker? 820 00:52:16,208 --> 00:52:17,582 Yeah, let's go. 821 00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:25,499 You're a trip, Becker. 822 00:52:27,416 --> 00:52:28,832 Yeah, he is funny. 823 00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:49,624 Nice laughing, eh? But we better get to work. 824 00:52:52,541 --> 00:52:53,582 What work? 825 00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:57,832 Installing the guidance system on our missile. 826 00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:59,874 Thanks to you, 827 00:53:01,041 --> 00:53:02,124 we'II putsch! 828 00:53:02,541 --> 00:53:05,124 This is an important moment for our country. 829 00:53:05,291 --> 00:53:07,749 To celebrate this historic event, 830 00:53:07,916 --> 00:53:11,415 the future national anthem of Mozambique. 831 00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:56,374 Get to work. 832 00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:07,249 Know anything about missiles? 833 00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:08,582 Very little. 834 00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:12,957 OK, I'm going to reboot it. 835 00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:14,124 Reboot it? 836 00:54:14,541 --> 00:54:16,290 It's on that button. 837 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:17,290 Oh right. 838 00:54:22,291 --> 00:54:24,332 Mode reboot, OK! 839 00:54:25,041 --> 00:54:26,749 It doesn't seem complicated. 840 00:54:28,791 --> 00:54:31,499 I'II plug that in there. 841 00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:33,499 Hang on. How many holes are there? 842 00:54:34,458 --> 00:54:35,665 Four. 843 00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:38,249 Eight plugs. 844 00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:40,832 This is no good. We'II all die. 845 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:41,790 That's no help. 846 00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:48,082 I can't. 847 00:54:49,333 --> 00:54:49,915 Bravo! 848 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:52,957 Thank you. 849 00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:54,624 That's good. 850 00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:58,249 Now we're ready to... 851 00:54:58,791 --> 00:54:59,915 To... 852 00:55:00,291 --> 00:55:02,665 Plug in the video and reverse poles. 853 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,165 This plug, 854 00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:11,499 could go there. How's that feel? 855 00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:13,832 Like I'm going to faint. 856 00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:15,499 Or vomit. 857 00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:17,999 - Let's take a break. - Yes. 858 00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:26,957 - Something wrong? - No, we're fine. 859 00:55:27,375 --> 00:55:28,665 Just taking a break. 860 00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:29,999 Doing a purge. 861 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,290 Obviously. We have to purge. 862 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,207 It's Chinese, so it needs purging. 863 00:55:44,333 --> 00:55:46,874 OK, purge is over. Let's go. 864 00:55:54,833 --> 00:55:56,124 I'll try blue in blue. 865 00:56:05,416 --> 00:56:06,499 Bravo! 866 00:56:11,541 --> 00:56:12,499 Hear a noise? 867 00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:15,832 It sounds like a coffee machine. 868 00:56:20,083 --> 00:56:23,082 Smoke's coming out, and a razor sound. 869 00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:25,790 Becker, is that fog and jigsaw noise normal? 870 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:27,874 Yes, quite normal. 871 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,832 Normal for post-purge. 872 00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:42,874 Becker, there's more and more fog. 873 00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:46,582 Becker? 874 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,874 Is there a purge problem? 875 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,207 Tabarnac! 876 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:16,665 Dacier, give me your hand! 877 00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,499 Any problems? 878 00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:21,707 Answer me. 879 00:57:22,375 --> 00:57:23,290 What's this money? 880 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,832 Bertrand. They gave it to you? 881 00:57:34,958 --> 00:57:36,457 Yes, good. Good. 882 00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:44,790 Rockets! 883 00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:48,832 They're firing rockets at us! 884 00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:51,415 - What should I do? - Step on it! 885 00:57:51,875 --> 00:57:53,499 It's floored. I'm doing 40! 886 00:58:05,833 --> 00:58:07,290 Didrt adjust for the northeaster. 887 00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:25,957 Benoît, look out! 888 00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:27,582 I can't see! 889 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:43,499 - Back up. - What? 890 00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:44,832 Back up! 891 00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:46,707 We're too heavy. 892 00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:49,082 Bail it out! 893 00:58:49,250 --> 00:58:50,915 It's no good. We have to get out. 894 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:51,624 Bail! 895 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,999 It's no use! 896 00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:00,332 Listen to me! 897 00:59:00,791 --> 00:59:02,582 Another one's coming! 898 00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:12,499 Hurry up! Come on, Bertrand! 899 00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:22,207 Monsieur Charles? 900 00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:23,624 This is Youssouf. 901 00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:24,832 Everything OK? 902 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,957 I'm keeping my shorts on. 903 00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:30,290 - But I'm rather cross. - What? 904 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,374 Richard couldn't do that. 905 00:59:48,666 --> 00:59:50,124 He played bushophobic. 906 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:52,540 "I'm afraid of lions and antelope! ' 907 00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:55,124 He hit Becker, sabotaged the goods. 908 00:59:55,708 --> 00:59:56,624 Stole my money! 909 00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:57,999 Richard did that? 910 00:59:58,708 --> 01:00:00,665 Yeah, and he got himself killed. 911 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:02,499 The dumbshit. 912 01:00:08,166 --> 01:00:10,874 Wait! We lost Dacier. 913 01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:20,749 - He's dead? - Blown up! 914 01:00:21,291 --> 01:00:22,957 And I owe a million dollars! 915 01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:26,207 Richard can't have died like that. 916 01:00:26,875 --> 01:00:30,249 You deaf? He's dead. And now it's your turn, Bako. 917 01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:32,790 Did you at least try calling him? 918 01:00:41,208 --> 01:00:42,165 There! 919 01:01:22,791 --> 01:01:24,665 He is kind offar away. 920 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:33,582 What happened? 921 01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:44,457 Let's hide. They'II find us. 922 01:01:56,166 --> 01:02:00,290 I must be dreaming. You're alive? Very impressive. 923 01:02:01,125 --> 01:02:04,249 I'm saying you did great. And I'm saying fuck you. 924 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:05,999 You pick up in the shower? 925 01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:07,082 Not often. 926 01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:08,665 Got my money? 927 01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:11,082 Yes, I have your million dollars. 928 01:02:11,541 --> 01:02:12,624 Finally, good news. 929 01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:15,915 You'll bring it to Johannesburg. Fast. 930 01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,207 Right, Bako? 931 01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:19,040 Richard, you're alive? 932 01:02:20,250 --> 01:02:22,832 Tuesday at noon. Cristal Palace Hotel! 933 01:02:40,125 --> 01:02:44,540 Dacier, why not take a normal road with earth under our feet? 934 01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:47,040 Here they can't find us. 935 01:02:47,208 --> 01:02:50,582 No one will, Dacier. We won't make it. 936 01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:54,957 We will. Look, there are steps. Like a staircase. 937 01:02:55,125 --> 01:02:57,249 There's no bannister! 938 01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:00,874 That's it. I'm freezing up. 939 01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:03,332 I'm leaving my body! 940 01:03:04,833 --> 01:03:06,790 Stay close to the wall. 941 01:03:06,958 --> 01:03:09,874 Rémi's right. Be one with the rock! 942 01:03:10,041 --> 01:03:13,457 "Be one with the rock"? Shut the hell up, Dacier! 943 01:03:13,625 --> 01:03:16,540 I can't make it! Go ahead without me! 944 01:03:16,958 --> 01:03:18,082 All right! 945 01:03:18,250 --> 01:03:21,457 Benoît, you can make it. Imagine it's Beauvais down there. 946 01:03:35,208 --> 01:03:37,957 How many feet down is it, Bertrand? 947 01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:41,124 I don't know. I have vertigo. I can't count. 948 01:03:48,666 --> 01:03:51,957 It's not very high. I suggest we jump. 949 01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:52,832 Are you sure? 950 01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:57,290 No way. 951 01:03:58,791 --> 01:03:59,957 Give me your hand. 952 01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:01,165 On three! 953 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:02,790 What's that mean? 954 01:04:02,958 --> 01:04:05,249 Three jump or on three? 955 01:04:06,333 --> 01:04:07,040 One... 956 01:04:08,083 --> 01:04:08,624 Two... 957 01:04:09,708 --> 01:04:10,832 Three! 958 01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:15,749 Four! 959 01:04:29,791 --> 01:04:31,207 You did it. I'm proud. 960 01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,332 We almost died 200 times. 961 01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:38,665 There were some down sides, but all in all, 962 01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:41,915 we've seen lots of scenery and animals. 963 01:04:42,708 --> 01:04:44,415 Even very, very close up. 964 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,290 Some werert even in the brochure! 965 01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:52,165 Dacier, so you know, at this very moment, 966 01:04:52,791 --> 01:04:56,165 I'm hesitating between indignation and a head butt. 967 01:04:56,333 --> 01:05:00,207 We'll find a place to camp, dry off. Or we'II get fungal infection. 968 01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:00,957 So what? 969 01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:03,415 Does that cost extra? 970 01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:05,665 We haven't gone mushrooming yet. 971 01:05:05,833 --> 01:05:07,624 We can still walk 3 hours. 972 01:05:07,916 --> 01:05:09,707 Can't let them catch up. 973 01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:11,915 We're alive for now. 974 01:05:13,041 --> 01:05:14,290 Can I say something? 975 01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:16,124 Sure, this is a democracy. 976 01:05:17,291 --> 01:05:18,457 I'm sick of it! 977 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:20,624 Text book. 978 01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:22,665 She needs to externalize. 979 01:05:23,291 --> 01:05:24,915 She'II list each shock. 980 01:05:25,083 --> 01:05:26,999 Elephant, blueballs, pillagers, 981 01:05:27,166 --> 01:05:29,665 Becker, the rockets, the waterfall. 982 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,874 - What do we do? - Talk. 983 01:05:32,291 --> 01:05:34,040 She should insult you first. 984 01:05:34,833 --> 01:05:37,332 - Fabienne... - Shut up, asshole! 985 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,707 Totally text book. 986 01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:41,165 Katanga, Waoolite, bullshit. Cocksucker! 987 01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:42,707 Right, she did. 988 01:05:42,916 --> 01:05:44,499 Now it's our turn. 989 01:05:44,750 --> 01:05:47,915 Bunch of rednecks! You're all a pain in my ass! 990 01:05:48,958 --> 01:05:50,790 What do we do now? 991 01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:52,374 That. 992 01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:54,165 Good initiative. 993 01:05:54,708 --> 01:05:56,832 - Don't thank him! It hurts. - Sorry. 994 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,207 Had to calm you down. Feel better? 995 01:05:59,375 --> 01:06:01,082 No, it hurts. 996 01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:12,457 Bertrand, 997 01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:15,957 I got like a sock in my mouth. 998 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,624 A snake! 999 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,082 It bit Magalie! 1000 01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:25,832 What do we do, Benoît? 1001 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,790 My teeth are going away. 1002 01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:28,874 I don't know. 1003 01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:31,040 My neck's unscrewing! 1004 01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:33,374 - You're a doctor! - Don't push me. 1005 01:06:33,541 --> 01:06:35,124 My tongue is crumbling. 1006 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:37,165 Venimex, cauterize, urine! 1007 01:06:37,333 --> 01:06:39,290 - I have Venimex. - I have a lighter. 1008 01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:41,874 - I don't have to. - OK, I got it. 1009 01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:42,832 Stop! 1010 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,582 If anyone is to urinate on her, I will. 1011 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,415 I owe her that much. 1012 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,874 I think the poison has altered her reality. 1013 01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:19,499 She is elsewhere. 1014 01:07:19,666 --> 01:07:21,249 Sure, but where? 1015 01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:23,707 Got you, Dacier! 1016 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:25,499 Ski lodge. 1017 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:26,707 Come on, woosy! 1018 01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:29,749 Come on, a snowball fight! 1019 01:07:30,083 --> 01:07:31,790 Magalie, stop it. Stop! 1020 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,999 - Let go. - It's just snow. 1021 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,790 I'II handle this. 1022 01:07:36,041 --> 01:07:37,874 - Come on. - I'm having fun. 1023 01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:45,165 Strange, I feel like I've seen you before. 1024 01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:47,832 You too? 1025 01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:50,540 Forget it. 1026 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,415 - You saw me in... - In? 1027 01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:56,082 In the plane. 1028 01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:57,582 OK, I'll drop it. 1029 01:08:00,791 --> 01:08:04,499 Listen, you might think I'm coming on strong, 1030 01:08:05,958 --> 01:08:07,249 but I actually... 1031 01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:10,124 I wanted to say that... 1032 01:08:11,375 --> 01:08:12,999 I know what you mean. 1033 01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:15,999 Me too. 1034 01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:21,290 There you are, kids. 1035 01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:38,415 Great girl, huh? 1036 01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:40,999 Back home, they'd say terractive. 1037 01:08:41,666 --> 01:08:43,499 A terror and attractive. 1038 01:08:43,791 --> 01:08:46,665 Terractive. I've heard that. Terractive! 1039 01:08:47,375 --> 01:08:48,540 Where are you from? 1040 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,624 Peyrat-le-Château, small town. 1041 01:08:50,916 --> 01:08:54,415 I can't believe it. I know that place very well. 1042 01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:56,374 - Been to France? - Yes. 1043 01:08:57,541 --> 01:09:01,040 My father sent me, over 20 years ago, 1044 01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:04,207 to Peyrat-le-Château, as a camp counselor. Actually, 1045 01:09:05,833 --> 01:09:08,999 I did this girl in the locker ofthis gym. 1046 01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:11,040 She was terractive! 1047 01:09:11,291 --> 01:09:12,707 What was her name? 1048 01:09:14,375 --> 01:09:15,457 Nicole, that's it! 1049 01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:18,374 - Nicole Chantirier. - Yes, exactly! 1050 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:23,040 How did you know? 1051 01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:24,415 She's my mother. 1052 01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:25,457 Your mother? 1053 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:29,082 Nicole Chantirier is her maiden name. 1054 01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:32,915 Sure she's your mom? 1055 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:36,790 The woman fussing around me since birth surely is my mother. 1056 01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:38,999 Hang on, let's not get crazy. 1057 01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:41,332 Nicole Chantirier 1058 01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,165 in a Peyrat-le-Château gym in '85, 1059 01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:45,624 might be more than one. 1060 01:09:45,791 --> 01:09:46,749 Mr. Dacier? 1061 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,415 I set up camp! 1062 01:10:10,416 --> 01:10:12,540 Benoît, let me have your place 1063 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:14,665 and sleep in my shelter? 1064 01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:16,165 Why? 1065 01:10:16,916 --> 01:10:18,957 I'm a little scared on my own. 1066 01:10:19,125 --> 01:10:21,415 I'd feel safer here. 1067 01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:23,707 You know, I'm a girl. 1068 01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:26,082 Why? 1069 01:10:33,875 --> 01:10:35,832 Oh, all right! 1070 01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:48,582 I won't tell. 1071 01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:50,499 Thanks Benoît. 1072 01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:58,165 Mum's the word! 1073 01:11:12,416 --> 01:11:14,749 I'm flattered you trusted me. 1074 01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:25,415 I get it. 1075 01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,165 Didrt see that coming. 1076 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:02,290 Nicole, you're so terractive. 1077 01:13:03,541 --> 01:13:04,790 Dad? 1078 01:13:14,333 --> 01:13:25,749 It can't be. 1079 01:13:27,166 --> 01:13:30,374 Last night, I had an incredible encounter. A giraffe! 1080 01:13:30,541 --> 01:13:31,665 Fantastic. 1081 01:13:36,333 --> 01:13:37,582 Morning everyone. 1082 01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:39,499 Sleep well? 1083 01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:40,749 Bertrand, 1084 01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:45,290 how old do you think Rémi is? 1085 01:13:45,458 --> 01:13:48,457 I don't know, 21, 22, 23. 1086 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:49,665 Why do you ask? 1087 01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:51,207 No reason. 1088 01:13:52,833 --> 01:13:54,582 Morning, Magalie. 1089 01:13:54,958 --> 01:13:55,999 Sleep well? 1090 01:13:56,916 --> 01:13:57,915 Feeling better? 1091 01:13:58,083 --> 01:14:00,499 You had us worried yesterday. 1092 01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,124 You all right? 1093 01:14:02,291 --> 01:14:03,582 I'm fine. 1094 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:05,832 Are you sure? 1095 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:07,582 Just fine. 1096 01:14:09,541 --> 01:14:11,415 If not, you should tell us. 1097 01:14:13,041 --> 01:14:14,665 Really, I'm fine. 1098 01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:17,415 Magalie, where are we? 1099 01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:18,707 What country? 1100 01:14:20,708 --> 01:14:21,582 Africa? 1101 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,582 Good. And temperatures are... 1102 01:14:26,375 --> 01:14:27,249 Hot. 1103 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,790 She's cured. All is well. 1104 01:14:33,291 --> 01:14:35,915 Come on, Magalie. Still a long way to go. 1105 01:14:36,125 --> 01:14:37,915 Hot out today. 1106 01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,790 Hakuna matata. 1107 01:14:54,083 --> 01:14:55,290 Something wrong? 1108 01:14:55,541 --> 01:14:56,582 I'm fine. 1109 01:15:01,041 --> 01:15:02,082 Wait up. 1110 01:15:05,166 --> 01:15:06,749 Here, it's all I have left. 1111 01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:11,665 Want me to be lookout? 1112 01:15:11,833 --> 01:15:12,915 No, I'II manage. 1113 01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:17,332 Take five. Benoît's going to poop. 1114 01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:21,332 Why do you say that? 1115 01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:23,249 So they'II know. 1116 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,749 Excuse me, Fabienne. 1117 01:15:31,166 --> 01:15:31,707 Don't be mad. 1118 01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:36,624 I feel like I've met you, too. It's eating at me. 1119 01:15:37,958 --> 01:15:39,915 - Eating at you? - Yes. 1120 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:41,499 Naturally. 1121 01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:22,790 It's taken! 1122 01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:27,999 What's taking him? 1123 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:29,915 Maybe he's barefoot, or unscrewed. 1124 01:16:30,250 --> 01:16:31,624 Relapse. 1125 01:16:31,791 --> 01:16:35,624 The mountain is our friend. Respect it, or it gets even. 1126 01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:37,290 Let's call the ski patrol. 1127 01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:39,624 Right, that's what we do! 1128 01:16:39,791 --> 01:16:41,665 Not nice, Fabienne. 1129 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:43,457 Just a little fun. 1130 01:17:28,666 --> 01:17:29,832 What? 1131 01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:32,582 Nothing. 1132 01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:34,832 All right, let's move out. 1133 01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:53,332 No other road? 1134 01:17:54,708 --> 01:17:56,124 Sure, 1135 01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:57,499 we can go around. 1136 01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,082 It's only 30 feet across. 1137 01:18:00,291 --> 01:18:02,790 It's hot. A swim will do us good. 1138 01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:04,415 The faster the better. 1139 01:18:04,583 --> 01:18:06,749 - Can everyone swim? - Yeah, let's go. 1140 01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:09,332 OK, everyone follow me. 1141 01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:35,790 Feels good. 1142 01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:38,165 Can we stay a while? 1143 01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:40,165 No, keep going! Hurry! 1144 01:18:41,916 --> 01:18:42,790 Rémi! Come on! 1145 01:18:42,958 --> 01:18:44,749 I'm taking my shoes off! Fungus! 1146 01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:45,999 No, come on! 1147 01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:48,707 OK, I'm coming. Don't get upset. 1148 01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:49,957 Hurry up! 1149 01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:52,374 Come on! Quick! 1150 01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:55,665 Get out ofthere! Right now! 1151 01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:06,707 Dacier! 1152 01:19:12,541 --> 01:19:13,624 Crocodiles! 1153 01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:15,165 Help! 1154 01:19:19,916 --> 01:19:21,165 Bako, help! 1155 01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,290 Float on your back! 1156 01:19:26,750 --> 01:19:27,332 Rémi! 1157 01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:29,374 Float on your back! 1158 01:19:30,375 --> 01:19:30,957 Richard! 1159 01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:32,707 On your back! 1160 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:34,207 On your back, kid! 1161 01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,957 - They'll eat him! - First the arms, so he can't swim. 1162 01:19:39,416 --> 01:19:40,040 I can't. 1163 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,915 Bako, I can't hang on! 1164 01:19:46,708 --> 01:19:47,332 Don't let go! 1165 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:49,915 Don't let go, Richard! 1166 01:19:51,375 --> 01:19:52,707 Swim! 1167 01:20:04,083 --> 01:20:07,249 I'll never come back to the bush. 1168 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:09,082 Never! 1169 01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:25,499 Dacier? 1170 01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:36,249 He gave his life for yours. 1171 01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:41,707 I can't believe it. He was with us 2 minutes ago. 1172 01:20:44,208 --> 01:20:45,957 We never got to say farewell. 1173 01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:49,540 Only knew you a little Richard. 1174 01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:51,207 Sorry. 1175 01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:53,665 It just came out. 1176 01:20:55,583 --> 01:20:58,082 Lfwe're still alive on this glacier, 1177 01:20:58,875 --> 01:21:00,415 it's thanks to him. 1178 01:21:01,708 --> 01:21:04,207 Well, he did get us into this shit. 1179 01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:08,832 Seriously, as soon as someone dies people think he's great. 1180 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,707 I say it's a little hypocritical. 1181 01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:13,749 Ready to go? 1182 01:21:15,791 --> 01:21:16,874 Dacier? 1183 01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:19,415 You thawed out? 1184 01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:24,582 Thanks for all you said, while I was dead. 1185 01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:27,749 Except for you. That wasrt so hot. 1186 01:21:29,291 --> 01:21:32,332 Excuse me, I'd like to speak to Richard a moment. 1187 01:21:42,875 --> 01:21:44,874 I know. It's no use saying it. 1188 01:21:45,041 --> 01:21:46,665 Yes, it is. 1189 01:21:47,125 --> 01:21:48,874 My name is Rémi Perronne. 1190 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,999 If you'd stayed in France, 1191 01:21:56,041 --> 01:21:58,124 I would be Rémi Dacier. 1192 01:22:07,875 --> 01:22:09,165 Can I hug you? 1193 01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:11,707 Well... 1194 01:22:11,875 --> 01:22:13,957 I get it. You're timid. 1195 01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:16,290 So am I. 1196 01:22:16,625 --> 01:22:18,290 Must be hereditary. 1197 01:22:18,583 --> 01:22:20,999 No, go ahead. I want you to. 1198 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:27,499 Dad. 1199 01:22:34,166 --> 01:22:36,165 I missed you so much. 1200 01:22:37,041 --> 01:22:38,249 Stop. 1201 01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:41,249 You didn't even know I existed. 1202 01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,249 But I knew something was missing. 1203 01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:45,665 My little kid. 1204 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,749 I'm not a little kid! 1205 01:23:01,958 --> 01:23:03,165 Everything OK? 1206 01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:06,707 I just had a child. 1207 01:23:12,916 --> 01:23:14,332 Right, of course. 1208 01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:16,749 Why do I bother asking? 1209 01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:24,249 So tell me, do I have grandparents? 1210 01:23:27,208 --> 01:23:28,999 They've been gone a long time. 1211 01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:33,707 My dad went into the bush, after an elephant wounded by poachers. 1212 01:23:35,208 --> 01:23:36,665 He never came back. 1213 01:23:36,916 --> 01:23:39,540 My mom never recovered, died 5 years later. 1214 01:23:39,708 --> 01:23:43,165 I came back to run the business, in my own way. 1215 01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:48,374 Is it still far? 1216 01:23:48,541 --> 01:23:50,499 According to my maps, not far. 1217 01:23:50,666 --> 01:23:52,999 How far is not far? I'm tired! 1218 01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:54,915 Well logically, right now, 1219 01:23:55,166 --> 01:23:56,040 we should be... 1220 01:23:57,916 --> 01:23:59,707 - In the desert. - Shit. 1221 01:24:02,083 --> 01:24:02,874 Not on my map. 1222 01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:04,374 It's not on my map! 1223 01:24:04,541 --> 01:24:06,874 Sure, but we're here. 1224 01:24:51,166 --> 01:24:53,165 The snow is so dry. 1225 01:24:53,333 --> 01:24:55,082 Quit it, Magalie. Please. 1226 01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:56,499 Magalie. 1227 01:24:58,541 --> 01:24:59,999 Come back, my love. 1228 01:25:00,166 --> 01:25:01,582 Don't give up. 1229 01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:07,415 Who are they? 1230 01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:55,624 We're naked. 1231 01:25:59,291 --> 01:25:59,832 Dacier? 1232 01:26:00,375 --> 01:26:01,540 What will they do? 1233 01:26:01,708 --> 01:26:04,374 I don't know, doesn't seem like a barbecue. 1234 01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:07,707 This isn't good. 1235 01:26:08,041 --> 01:26:08,832 How do you feel? 1236 01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:12,165 I'm sore, like I've been skiing for a week. 1237 01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:17,707 Hear that? They're Waoolites. 1238 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,457 No, that's not possible. 1239 01:26:20,250 --> 01:26:21,624 No, not the bag! 1240 01:26:21,916 --> 01:26:23,290 Not the bag! 1241 01:26:23,458 --> 01:26:24,582 Not the money! 1242 01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:25,665 Bako. 1243 01:26:40,833 --> 01:26:42,832 Betty Love. 1244 01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:45,707 No. Not here. 1245 01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:51,999 Marie-Antoinette, Queen of Spain, 1246 01:26:52,625 --> 01:26:54,499 your time has come. 1247 01:26:54,833 --> 01:26:57,707 Prepare to die by firing squad! 1248 01:26:57,875 --> 01:26:59,624 Do you have a last wish? 1249 01:26:59,791 --> 01:27:00,874 Yes. 1250 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:04,082 One last taste of love's pleasures. 1251 01:27:17,791 --> 01:27:18,374 Well? 1252 01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:21,165 Marie-Antoinette, Spain, firing squad? 1253 01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:23,832 Queen of France, she was guillotined. 1254 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:24,790 Are you sure? 1255 01:27:25,041 --> 01:27:28,082 And it's a Trojan horse, not a Trojan condom. 1256 01:27:28,708 --> 01:27:31,040 That was my last film. I'm done. 1257 01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:32,290 Wait. 1258 01:27:33,166 --> 01:27:34,374 You must read this. 1259 01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:36,665 What is it? 1260 01:27:37,416 --> 01:27:38,582 A masterpiece. 1261 01:27:39,541 --> 01:27:40,332 I cried. 1262 01:27:42,291 --> 01:27:43,665 What's it about? 1263 01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:46,374 It's about a man with no past, 1264 01:27:47,916 --> 01:27:49,957 bit by a radioactive rabbit. 1265 01:27:51,583 --> 01:27:52,249 And then? 1266 01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:55,999 He turns into... a fantastic lay. 1267 01:27:57,125 --> 01:27:58,582 Ride-her-man! 1268 01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:00,707 I really need a vacation. 1269 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:05,415 Betty Love! 1270 01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:08,957 Oh right, OK... 1271 01:28:09,833 --> 01:28:12,082 No, I never heard ofthat. 1272 01:28:12,708 --> 01:28:15,040 Oh yes! Oh yes! 1273 01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:18,165 Harder, faster! 1274 01:28:18,333 --> 01:28:19,999 I never would've guessed. 1275 01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:22,957 I must have been mixed up. 1276 01:28:23,958 --> 01:28:26,665 I'm guessing she's a divinity around here. 1277 01:28:26,833 --> 01:28:28,749 - Who to? - Popopopay. 1278 01:28:29,041 --> 01:28:30,499 Two P's? 1279 01:28:31,875 --> 01:28:32,915 The Davinci Load? 1280 01:28:34,208 --> 01:28:36,749 Oh I see. Very classy. 1281 01:28:43,750 --> 01:28:45,332 Now you know who I am. 1282 01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:50,790 Can I say something? 1283 01:28:51,083 --> 01:28:52,874 Sorry to get you into this. 1284 01:28:53,666 --> 01:28:55,582 You had no choice. 1285 01:28:56,541 --> 01:28:58,832 You're good, you'II get out ofthis. 1286 01:28:59,250 --> 01:29:01,665 I doubt it. They burned the money. 1287 01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:04,624 Can I say something? 1288 01:29:13,291 --> 01:29:15,832 I can't explain. All that money... 1289 01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:17,790 I started dreaming. 1290 01:29:19,375 --> 01:29:21,290 Drama classes, 1291 01:29:21,833 --> 01:29:23,415 a new life. 1292 01:29:23,958 --> 01:29:25,249 Without porn. 1293 01:29:26,291 --> 01:29:28,165 I acted once with clothes on. 1294 01:29:28,666 --> 01:29:32,082 A nice film. I played a lighthouse keeper. 1295 01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:33,665 But that... 1296 01:29:34,125 --> 01:29:35,874 No one ever mentions it. 1297 01:29:37,291 --> 01:29:38,415 So there you are. 1298 01:29:39,333 --> 01:29:40,082 I'm sorry. 1299 01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:46,207 You're forgiven. 1300 01:29:47,791 --> 01:29:50,665 That's my son, my flesh and blood. He's right. 1301 01:29:51,333 --> 01:29:52,874 That took courage. 1302 01:29:53,041 --> 01:29:54,999 Yes, you're really fine. 1303 01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:57,082 I mean good. 1304 01:29:58,125 --> 01:29:59,415 Fantastic. 1305 01:29:59,625 --> 01:30:00,915 You'II get Bako back. 1306 01:30:02,416 --> 01:30:03,790 You're forgetting. 1307 01:30:03,958 --> 01:30:05,999 We're far from Johannesburg. 1308 01:30:20,083 --> 01:30:21,957 Looks a little like Beauvais. 1309 01:30:34,541 --> 01:30:36,665 Could we have our room keys? 1310 01:30:39,833 --> 01:30:42,249 Tuesday, 12PM 1311 01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:50,874 - Glad to see you. - Me neither. 1312 01:30:51,458 --> 01:30:52,624 The money. 1313 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,374 You're a sensible man. 1314 01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:05,124 Yes, I've taken precautions. 1315 01:31:05,333 --> 01:31:07,499 - Meaning? - You closed it too quickly. 1316 01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:13,040 Tricky. 1317 01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:15,665 Bako. 1318 01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:18,665 I don't play around with dufuses. 1319 01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:20,582 Good drink? 1320 01:31:20,916 --> 01:31:23,707 - What do you care? - It was poisoned. 1321 01:31:23,875 --> 01:31:27,124 The antidote is in the case. I have the combination. 1322 01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:30,540 Cute. You think you're Jack Bauer? 1323 01:31:30,708 --> 01:31:32,665 No, he gets 24 hours. 1324 01:31:33,416 --> 01:31:35,082 You have barely 10 minutes. 1325 01:31:36,458 --> 01:31:37,915 Arert you feeling warmer? 1326 01:31:42,250 --> 01:31:42,874 I never saw 1327 01:31:43,708 --> 01:31:46,165 such a poor bluff. 1328 01:31:52,041 --> 01:31:53,915 Remember, 10 minutes ago... 1329 01:31:54,083 --> 01:31:56,415 I saw you take pictures of her! 1330 01:31:56,583 --> 01:31:57,207 I did not! 1331 01:31:57,375 --> 01:31:59,707 You're a pervert! You're sick! 1332 01:31:59,875 --> 01:32:01,582 I'm filing for divorce! 1333 01:32:01,750 --> 01:32:04,290 I'm allowed to photograph a female chimp! 1334 01:32:04,458 --> 01:32:06,874 Pictures fine, but not ogling them! 1335 01:32:07,041 --> 01:32:08,249 Honey... 1336 01:32:08,416 --> 01:32:09,874 Excuse me. 1337 01:32:10,041 --> 01:32:12,290 Does this hotel have a massage room? 1338 01:32:12,458 --> 01:32:14,082 I think so. Probably. 1339 01:32:14,250 --> 01:32:17,749 I tried champagne massage once. Good for the breasts. 1340 01:32:18,291 --> 01:32:19,290 Want a drink? 1341 01:32:19,458 --> 01:32:21,874 - You a hooker? - You're clever! 1342 01:32:22,041 --> 01:32:23,582 From the lady. 1343 01:32:24,125 --> 01:32:25,415 Want to toast? 1344 01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:27,832 A thousand for a half hour. 1345 01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:33,915 They were all...? 1346 01:32:34,750 --> 01:32:35,457 My tourists. 1347 01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:38,999 You have 5 minutes. 1348 01:32:39,541 --> 01:32:40,207 Chouchou. 1349 01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:43,499 Let Bako go. 1350 01:32:46,250 --> 01:32:47,999 - Let him go. - Let me speak to him. 1351 01:32:49,166 --> 01:32:50,915 Give him the phone! 1352 01:32:52,125 --> 01:32:55,082 Bako? Meet me at the lagoon. 1353 01:32:56,916 --> 01:32:58,374 The fucking combination! 1354 01:32:58,541 --> 01:33:01,249 Last 3 numbers of Chouchou's license plate. 1355 01:33:01,791 --> 01:33:02,915 Chouchou? 1356 01:33:03,583 --> 01:33:05,707 It's in the lot. I never look. 1357 01:33:05,875 --> 01:33:07,624 Chouchou! 1358 01:33:09,708 --> 01:33:10,874 329. 1359 01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:16,749 My money. 1360 01:33:17,083 --> 01:33:17,832 My money! 1361 01:33:20,083 --> 01:33:21,457 That dufus fucked us. 1362 01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:24,749 He fucked us, Chouchou! 1363 01:33:31,083 --> 01:33:32,915 Then the blueball monkeys. 1364 01:33:33,083 --> 01:33:35,790 And the crocodiles who kept us from crossing the river! 1365 01:33:36,125 --> 01:33:38,415 The bus blew up. The Waoolites knew... 1366 01:33:38,916 --> 01:33:42,499 The funniest was when Benoît gave Charles the warm Banga. 1367 01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:47,249 Hey, you're forgetting the cheetah, the giraffe... 1368 01:33:47,416 --> 01:33:48,624 Champagne! 1369 01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,040 - Take a glass. - I love champagne. 1370 01:33:52,583 --> 01:33:54,790 - Got a glass? - Magalie... 1371 01:33:56,833 --> 01:33:58,249 Mr. Dacier! 1372 01:34:00,541 --> 01:34:01,332 I'm sorry. 1373 01:34:02,666 --> 01:34:06,499 During this trip, you endangered the lives ofyour tourists. 1374 01:34:06,833 --> 01:34:08,082 You breeched your contract, 1375 01:34:08,250 --> 01:34:11,415 neglected the most elementary safety rules. 1376 01:34:11,708 --> 01:34:12,874 As a result, 1377 01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:15,124 international tourism rules 1378 01:34:15,833 --> 01:34:17,915 force me to... 1379 01:34:18,416 --> 01:34:19,874 kiss you. 1380 01:34:25,708 --> 01:34:28,082 Five times in South Africa. 1381 01:34:31,625 --> 01:34:33,415 I didn't mean that, at your funeral. 1382 01:34:33,583 --> 01:34:34,874 I know. 1383 01:34:36,416 --> 01:34:37,999 No views like this in Beauvais. 1384 01:34:51,833 --> 01:34:54,749 You know, Bako. I think Africa is over for us. 1385 01:34:54,958 --> 01:34:57,290 I'II follow you anywhere, Richard. 1386 01:34:57,458 --> 01:34:58,499 Anywhere? 1387 01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:02,707 6 months later 1388 01:35:04,416 --> 01:35:06,999 Really! I was just walking along, 1389 01:35:07,166 --> 01:35:10,374 and 2 cheetahs appeared and played with me. 1390 01:35:10,541 --> 01:35:11,832 Really, it's true. 1391 01:35:12,416 --> 01:35:14,624 Come on, it's the truth! 1392 01:35:21,375 --> 01:35:23,540 - The mountain bush pie? - Number 12! 1393 01:35:39,500 --> 01:35:41,415 Let's go amigos! In the bus-o! 1394 01:35:42,083 --> 01:35:43,874 Vamos, turistos! 1395 01:35:45,666 --> 01:35:47,415 Richard, we're on. 1396 01:35:48,208 --> 01:35:51,165 Hakuna matatos! Welcome to Peru! 1397 01:35:51,833 --> 01:35:55,457 The cradle of humanity! This is where we were born. 1398 01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:58,499 My name is Richard Daciero and I'm all about Peru! 1399 01:35:58,666 --> 01:36:00,082 With Bakos... 1400 01:36:01,708 --> 01:36:02,624 ...my guide, 1401 01:36:02,791 --> 01:36:05,665 the routine is over. Come to the heart ofthe Andes. 1402 01:36:05,833 --> 01:36:07,999 You're expected, for the excitement oftrekking! 1403 01:36:11,583 --> 01:36:14,707 Which means, Peru will hit you where you live! 1404 01:37:13,541 --> 01:37:16,540 ...he told me, a whole thing... 1405 01:37:17,541 --> 01:37:19,374 ...gave me this number... 1406 01:37:19,750 --> 01:37:20,415 329. 1407 01:37:20,916 --> 01:37:22,415 I opened... 1408 01:37:22,791 --> 01:37:25,790 briefs, panties and socks. 1409 01:37:26,458 --> 01:37:28,082 It was empty. Empty. 1410 01:41:30,625 --> 01:41:33,040 Subtitles by Michael Katims 1411 01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,415 Subtitling: C.M.C. - Paris 90301