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Hey Tom, how you doing?

Tom, I told you I
don't speak Polish.

Besides, I'm not Angie.

I'm Anthony and you know I
came to this country years ago.

Anyway, what's up?

Hey by the way, do you
know where Matt is?

No, I haven't seen
him for a long period of time.

Yeah, me too.

That's the problem,
he just disappeared.

Oh come on. It's
Matt, he should be fine.

By the way, do you
want to hit the bar?

Nah, I'm exhausted.

A lot of work, important
projects, you know?

You on a
little bit tighter?

- I really need some rest.
- As usual.

Hey, what about that girl you
met a couple of weeks back?

You should go with her.

Nothing.

Why? She's cool.

You know, she's strange.

- She picks her nose too often.
- Gotcha.

You are definitely
unlucky with girls, dude.

Yeah, beautiful.
It looks like it.

Okay. Hey,
we'll see you bro.

Yeah.

See ya,

bye.

And would come
back to the United States.

Okay.

It was lovely meeting you.

- Michelle.
- Thank you.

- Am I special?
- Yeah, I like that one.

That's Matt's apartment.

You see
life? Look at his blood.

The crazy bastard
split his head open.

What
shall we do now?

Call 911 I guess.

Do you want us to
call you an ambulance?

No, thanks.

Okay, let's help
him to his feet then.

Come on.

So, here we are then.

Where have you been, man?

I haven't seen you for a
week, no messages, no calls.

I was ready to call your mom.

Ha, yeah, I can just imagine

how that conversation would go.

I almost called
ICE and told them

you were Mexican so they
would know how to find you.

You know that's not true.

- They don't care.
- Guys.

Drinks for the guys.

- Thanks, gorgeous.
- Thank you.

So, are you gonna tell
me where you've been?

Oh, sorry mate.

So, get this.

The other week, I'm watching TV,

this documentary,
right, about Russia.

Are you serious?

Yeah, Russia.

Honestly, it's the best
place I have ever been.

Bars are open all night,

insane nightclubs
and well, the women.

Stop, okay. For
example, Russia.

But how did you
communicate with them?

They all speak English
there. It's so easy.

What's wrong with your face?

You having a stroke
or something?

- Oh, oh, Natasha.
- Shh.

- Yeah, Natasha.
- Crazy story, right?

I went to the
restaurant one night,

you know, hoping to sink a few.

I see this girl, Natasha.

She's there with
one of her friends.

Our eyes met from
across the room.

It was like one of those
scenes from a movie.

So we're getting a couple of
drinks, having a bit of a dance

and she took me
into the bathroom

and you know, we had
a bit of a rendezvous.

Oh my god, that's disgusting.

What are you, 15
years old? Come on.

Hey wait, I know. You
should go to Russia.

You'd love it there.

I'll even go write down the name

- of the place I met Natasha.
- Are you serious?

Yeah of course, why not?

I have a job. I have
important projects.

I don't know, because I have-

- Because, because, look at me.

I'm Anthony, my wife left me.

I'm always so
depressed and upset

and I stay in my
apartment all the time.

Okay, come on.

Come on, mate.

All you do is sit in
your apartment all day

and worry and complain
about how she left you.

Darling?

Ah, coming, gorgeous.

Anyway mate, the best thing
you could ever, ever do.

You can meet a girl
like Natasha yourself.

You'll be all right, mate.

Coming, gorgeous.

And here we go.

Why can't you ever
fry it a little more?

But you like it this way.

I like it
fried a little more.

Honey, I'm off.

Mario's here.

Hey sweetheart. I forgot my-

People refer

to me and I get
really upset about it.

- Well, I'm 42.
- 42?

And they call that young.

Oh, Tony. Tony,
over here mate.

- Hey guys.
- Hello.

Gorgeous, you remember
our Tony from yesterday?

Here he is trying to
keep himself in shape.

Hey.

You see Tony here, he's
always working on that

body of his but not really
for the right purpose.

Don't be so rude, pumpkin.

Look, ducks. May I
go feed the ducks?

Of course, darling.

So, did you think
about my holiday idea?

Oh man, I don't know.

That's too hard to leave it all

behind and go,
especially to Russia.

When did you start
playing football?

This, approximately
one hour ago.

Impressive.

Mate, it's because
of this girl,

It's honestly the best thing
that has ever happened to me.

I mean I'm trying new things

I never would have
thought I'd done.

I've always wanted to play
football but how insane is that?

On that note, check this out.

Hey darling, catch.

Ooh.

Is she okay?

She's tough.
She can handle it.

Listen, I know that you've
gone through a divorce

but I'm starting to think
that the issue is with you

and not with that stupid
cow of an ex-wife of yours.

You have to get out
there and meet someone.

Mate, I know, I know
but you do nothing but

work behind your desk 24-seven
on those silly projects.

You just need to take
a bit of time off.

Get out there. See the
world, have a vacation.

Even for a week, get out there
and find your own Natasha.

I don't know,
dude. It's too hard.

Come on mate,
you're my best friend.

I'm worried about you.

I need you to be happy.
I want you to be happy.

Hey gorgeous, Natasha,
come over here.

Hey, gorgeous.

Don't you think my friend here

is an attractive
single young man?

You are single? I can't
believe this, how come?

I don't know.

And you've never
been to Russia?

Nope.

You have to go there.
You won't regret it.

But I've heard so
much crazy stuff.

We have amazing
places, bars restaurants,

anything a person can wish for.

People are so
hospitable and open too.

That's what I've been
trying to tell him.

Absolutely, many
people get scared about

how many witches we have but
it's all grandma's tales.

Maybe, maybe you're right.

You've gotta do it.

You know I love you. I
want you to be happy.

Seriously, I'd love to
stay and chat longer

but we've got abseiling
at 1:00 p.m. today.

We've gotta get going but
I'll talk to you soon, okay?

It's been great
to see you, mate.

- Talk to you soon, okay?
- Okay.

- Are you ready, honey?
- Bye, bye, Anthony.

Okay, bye guys, take care.

I've always dreamed
of somebody like you.

You're 1,000 times
better than Matt.

As soon as I saw you,

I decided to dump him.

People refer to me,

I get really upset about it.

- How old are you?
- I'm 42.

- Oh, 42.
- Oh my-

I'm so glad
you decided to go.

Natasha must've made quite
an impression on you.

Yeah. She's great.

But tell me the
truth. Did you like her?

What do you mean?

Well I bet you've
already been imagining how you'd

steal her away from him,
dreaming about her day and night.

What are you talking about?
I never thought about this.

Come on. Your eyes
totally gave you away, dude.

You didn't think about
this? You little bastard.

Wait, wait a second.

My favorite t-shirt.

What's going on?

Dude, you still there?

To be honest, I'm not sure

if I'm making the right
decision right now.

Of course you are.

It's better than sitting and
waiting there at any rate.

I'm sure you'll find an
excellent girl for yourself

and Natasha will
have company here.

Well, maybe you're right.

Hopefully it'll work out.

- Okay, see you later.
- Okay.

See you later, pal.

Hey, keep me
posted on everything.

Excuse me, sir. How long
will it take to get there?

A little under an hour,
mister tourist, yeah.

Okay.

If there is a picture at
the entrance to the city.

Okay. Thank you.

Now,

I can see

you are foreigner,
mister tourist, yeah?

Yes sir.

Where from,

American,

Englishman?

Minneapolis, USA.

Minneapolis?

America, yeah?
Minneapolis, America.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Very good, Minneapolis.

Good for the body, yeah?

Yes sir.

Excuse me, a sportsman.

A sportsman, yeah, yeah? A
sportsman.

Here

for business or
for a break, hmm?

Kind of business but maybe
I'll meet some beauties too.

Oh, good for the
American, yeah, yeah.

You'll meet for sure.
You'll meet for sure, yeah.

I understand, mate.

The main thing

is not to meet a
witch, as my wife was.

Not witch, not witch.

But it's

all the time lack of money.

Lack of money,

lack of everything

all the time.

Everything all the time.

Lack of money.

A lack of money.

Is everything all right, sir?

Well, well, I love very much
,

so much that I
drank a lot of juice

and can't stand it.

Can't stand it.

Captain, captain,

can I stop the car?

- Can I stop the car?
- Of course. No problem.

Thanks.

Bro American, bro.

Do you need help?

It's fine.

But your pee is red.

Red?

My pee is red.

Red.

And so what?

I just drank

too much tomato
juice, so it's red.

What color liquid we drink,
such the color we pee.

Stop.

Is that what you say
when you're there?

- Nope.
- In America.

Take a seat.

Take a seat, let's go.

♪ And we go ♪

Come on, let's go.

Your room is 321,

there you go.

Thank you.

If you have any
questions or problems,

please feel free
to call anytime.

Hopefully I won't have
any problems, thanks.

Okay.

You're so handsome.

So strong.

So real.

Its time to look

for a bar.

It seems like this
trip should be nice.

Oh man, you are goddamn sexy.

All the girls are
gonna be yours.

Good evening. Are
you feeling okay?

Can I help you with anything?

Oh, everything's
great. Thank you.

I need a taxi to
get to this place.

It's a nice bar.

You know this great
theater performance

playing now in our city,
,

it will be more exciting
than the regular bar.

Thanks but I'll
stick with the bar.

Okay, taxi will
wait in five minutes.

Oh, thanks a lot. Great.

- Have a nice day.
- Bye.

- Yeah, hello.
- Follow me, please.

Sure.

- Excuse me?
- You are not from here.

Handsome man, are you alone?

Right now, I'm alone.

By the way, your
dance was impressive.

Thank you.

What is your name?

Anthony, and yours?

My name is Nina.

So, where are you from?

Just a moment, "I am
from America," right?

You are absolutely right.

Minneapolis, USA

and please, let me be
very straight with you.

You look stunning.

Your lips are so soft.

You're a good kisser.

I'm good at many things.

Oh, I don't doubt that.

So sweetie, how long
are you staying in Russia?

For one week

but I love it here so much,
I would stay here forever.

Sounds sexy.

Just let me go to
the ladies room

to fix my makeup and
my lipstick after you.

Don't go anywhere.

Of course. No problem.

Wow.

Do not kiss her.

What? Why?

Anyway, it's too late.
We've already kissed.

She's a witch.

A witch? Witches have
gone for 500 years.

I warned you.

Wait, you have-

Feel free to order
anything you want.

Waiter, the best
vodka you have please.

You are so
generous, brave, sexy.

Yeah, I've got this
department covered.

Then we will go to mine then?

To yours, and
where do you live?

On the moon.

I've never been on the moon.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Be careful.

I think I drank too much.

I think it's okay.

Darling.

- Interesting neighborhood.
- Yes.

- Lots of fun around here.
- Are we there yet?

Are you running
out of patience?

Is anybody here?

- Which floor do you live on?
- Third.

What a long
staircase, are we close?

It seems to me like we've
been going up forever now.

We are almost there,
just a little more.

Three or 400 steps left.

No, no, no, handsome man.

Take a look.

Okay, I have some power.

Welcome.

It's pretty dark
in here, isn't it?

Wow, you have that cool thing.

You can wait for me there.

I'll be back in a minute.

Okey-dokey.

Okay.

Let's play.

Wow.

Wait a second.

It's Matt.

That's Matt in the
picture. Do you know him?

Who doesn't?

He is very popular around here.

Seriously? What for?

Doesn't matter.

Tonight is not about
him, but about us.

Neat.

Come on, that's just vodka.

Keep it together.

Okay.

You know, I actually am a
professional in this kind of game.

Yeah.

I like it.

You're so sharp.

Oh yeah.

You are so hot.

I can't wait anymore.

Gotcha.

You're all mine.

Please help, let me in.

Come on, come on, open up.

Please, please, please, let
me in, let me in, let me in.

Oh thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

Thank you very
much for the help.

Nice apartment.

Get off.

How long have you lived here?

Has anything strange ever
happened here before?

Maybe we should call the police.

Okay, I think I will
go. Thank you again.

You are mine.

What's the matter? I
haven't seen you for ages, eh?

How are you?

Did you manage to find a
bride, not a witch, eh?

To hell with the brides.
Please take me to the hotel.

Yeah. Come on,
come on, come on.

Yeah, that's it.

You have to be careful,
my American buddy.

You have to be careful.

- Didn't anybody warn you, huh?
- About what?

I understand you,
I do understand,

I do understand you very well.

That happens, that happens.

What does she want from me?

What does she want?
What does she want?

She wants your balls, my American boy.
She wants your balls.

If a witch

makes a foreigner

from every part of the world

fall in love with her,

cuts his balls and eats them,

she becomes immortal,

yeah.

I understand, mate.

When

I imagine that...

It makes me sweat.

- She wants your balls.
- Okay, okay.

For example, witch, my balls

and what am I supposed
to do right now?

Right, you're right.

What should you do?

You should remove the
malefice, my American boy.

Yeah, the malefice.

- I'm gonna help you, yes?
- Yes.

- Please, please.
- Yeah.

Fine.

Come on.

- Go?
- Go.

- Go straight ahead.
- Thank you, sir.

I don't know how to thank you
enough. Thank you very much.

No thanks. No.

You'll pay it back.

Thank you. Okay,
okay, you got it.

Right you are.

Good luck.

Good luck, American.

- Go?
- Come on.

- Go?
- Go.

Thank you, thank you.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Hello.

If somebody put a spell on you,

you did the right
thing coming to me.

- Do you have cash?
- No.

All right, you'll
transfer it to me later.

Uh-huh.

Come in, our guest.

Your case isn't easy.

It will cost you 10,000 rubles.

But how do you know
what happened to me?

I'm a fairy, I
know everything.

Take your clothes off.

Why?

I will lift the witch's curse.

Okay, as long as it
helps get away from Nina.

Nina is a rare witch
but this will help.

I will prepare everything
and you take your clothes off

but make sure you
are completely naked.

Why do I have to be naked?

Otherwise, it might not work.

Naked again.

Don't worry.

All my remedies are organic.

Come on, get up and come closer.

Turn your back to me

and now bend over.

- Are you serious?
- Absolutely.

Don't stop now.

Okay.

Don't be afraid.

Believe me.

You'll never go away from me.

Excuse me. Can
you help me please?

I am picking mushrooms.

And what are you doing here, eh?

A smart witch has come for you.

Fight for it.

Shit.

Shit.

Can I help you with anything?

Yes you can, please
call the police.

Please, a crazy
woman is after me.

It seems like you
had one too many.

Maybe better to call a doctor.

No, I'm dead serious. A
crazy woman is after me.

All right.

I understand what
you are talking about

but not police, not
a doctor can help.

Then who can?

The red matrix stone.

Huh?

Are you kidding me?

All these dark powers,
witches, it's all bullshit.

It doesn't exist, just help me.

Yes it does and you have
to know how to fight them.

Okay, okay.

How will it help me
and where do I get it?

You need to go to the bath
house at midnight and take it.

The owner of the stone
have extra power.

Damn, Nina.

Oh, her name is Nina?

- Yes. I think.
- I know this

witch.

So what does she want from me?

Immortality of course.

I heard that if
she makes seven men

from seven different countries
fall in love with her,

cuts off their balls and
she will be immortal.

Brilliant.

I don't know what
to believe anymore.

You don't have any
other choice, I'm afraid.

How do you know
all that stuff?

It happened before.

Don't lose the time

and when you take the
stone, don't lose it.

You're
not the one to put it here,

so you're not the
one to touch it.

Who's here?

Nobody's here. Just you.

Just me?

Just you and yourself.

The voice sounds too familiar.

I don't understand.

Me neither.

Who are you?

I'm you and you're me.

You're not me and I'm not you.

Is that right?

The looks, the voice, the face.

Everything is the same.

Looks like there's too
many doubles in this world.

It hurts, mate.

Screw you. I'm not your mate.

This stone's really good.

Bravo, handsome.

You are really very strong.

But we are wasting
too much time on you.

Nice try.

I told you, you won't
get away from me.

No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

Tell me darling, how
do you like me best?

Like this?

Or like this?

Or like this?

Let's play.

Goddammit.

You're only mine.

Eat my fricking balls, witch.

It looks like
hallucination from strong fall.

- Oh, it might help-
- Please take her away.

Sorry.

Gorgeous, give the man
some breathing room.

Where am I?

Did I fly back home?

Not exactly, mate.

You've definitely been
on a bit of a trip.

Didn't I fly away?

Mate, you're in
your apartment.

Look around, you're
in your lounge.

I mean, a bit of a
knock on the head.

Honestly, you had a
concussion but I think

with a few days rest on here,
you'll be back to normal.

But I saw her in the hotel.

You need to have some rest.

All will be fine.

Tony, honestly mate,
you're in great hands.

Look at the doctor.

Look at Gloria.

She's here all night.

She said she'll look
after you until tomorrow.

She's from the private
clinic down the road.

Mate, how lucky are you?

So.

Rest up.

- See you, doctor.
- See you.

Maybe just a little
knock next time, mate.

Honestly dude, I hope
you're all right.

Feel better soon, yeah?

- Okay. Ready, darling?
- Mm hmm.

Gloria, could you please
bring me a glass of water?

Sure.

I will bring you
much more than that.

Nina?

I told you you're not
getting away from me.

It seems like it's better

to look for a bride
in your own country.

I'm fine!

So beautiful.

Oh my life,

so beautiful.

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