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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:22,415 Disturbing images out of Litchfield Penitentiary today. 2 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,793 A video has surfaced of a male corrections officer, 3 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:29,381 who can be seen brutally assaulting a female inmate. 4 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:33,510 Families and supporters are claiming that this is a clear example 5 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:36,346 of the abuses the inmates have been subjected to 6 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,390 since Litchfield became a private prison... 7 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,226 abuses which have fueled this three-day standoff... 8 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:44,229 You know how much splash back I'm getting from this shit? 9 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,981 My ass is soaked, Nita. How much longer? 10 00:01:47,064 --> 00:01:49,942 We're at an impasse with the last few demands. 11 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:52,279 They're insisting that fair wage is $10 a day. 12 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:56,199 You really think I give a shit about MCC's bottom line? 13 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,867 Look, if we concede, 14 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:00,120 we will have to do the same for all New York prisons, 15 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:01,538 including the ones we run. 16 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:05,250 And then Whole Foods and Whispers and every other corporation 17 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,419 will outsource their labor programs to Jersey. 18 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:09,462 We can't afford to lose that kind of business. 19 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,632 What we can't afford is to let this shit drag out like it's my fucking divorce. 20 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,426 I've got everyone and my mother calling for this to end. 21 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,885 Literally, my mother called. 22 00:02:15,968 --> 00:02:17,512 So, to be clear, 23 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:21,516 you are saying that the hostages are no longer important to you? 24 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:23,601 No one is saying that. Just... 25 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,813 Give the inmates what they want. 26 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,732 Let's wrap this up before it goes to a place we can't recover from. 27 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:31,693 What's happening out there? 28 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:35,863 Apparently, a video of CO misconduct was leaked to the media. 29 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,407 What do you mean? What misconduct? 30 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,659 I believe it concerns your pet gorilla. 31 00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:41,035 Whatever it is, 32 00:02:41,118 --> 00:02:44,914 it's bad enough that the governor has agreed to expand the state budget 33 00:02:44,997 --> 00:02:47,209 to accommodate the remaining demands. 34 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,001 So... 35 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:50,295 we win the riot? 36 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:54,173 Whatever's under state jurisdiction to grant, it's yours. 37 00:02:54,257 --> 00:02:57,635 Holy shit! This worked! 38 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:02,724 Uh-uh. Wait a minute. What ain't in the state's jurisdiction? 39 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:06,561 The prosecution of CO Bayley is a separate legal issue. 40 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,271 Like hell it is! 41 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,691 The BOP cannot decide whether to press charges 42 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:15,778 -until IA concludes its investigation. -What's there to investigate? 43 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:19,574 Three hundred women saw him crushing Poussey 44 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,326 till her lungs couldn't fill no more. 45 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:24,704 Then, surely, IA will come to the same conclusion. 46 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:27,039 You got to trust the system to do its job. 47 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,125 You mean the same system who don't give a shit 48 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:33,255 when some pasty-ass cop shoots a black man for spray painting a wall? 49 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,632 Or selling loose cigarettes? 50 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,218 Or reaching into his pocket for his own damn keys? 51 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,388 You mean that system? Oh, yeah, they real trustworthy! 52 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,515 Give us a minute, please. Give us a minute. 53 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,311 He can't go free. You understand? 54 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,062 This whole thing started because of Poussey! 55 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,606 She the reason we doing this! 56 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:57,862 And this place will never be what it was because of what you did for her. 57 00:03:57,945 --> 00:03:59,196 In her name! 58 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,534 If you say no to this now, it will all be for nothing. 59 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:05,370 Not to mention, you are gonna piss off a lot of people. 60 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:08,706 The women in here... and the guys out here. 61 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:12,001 And their weaponry is a hell of a lot more punishing 62 00:04:12,084 --> 00:04:13,836 than anything a CO wears on his belt. 63 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,797 What you see out there... 64 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:20,176 is a shit ton of people who are also angry at you. 65 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:24,597 We got the public on our side and hostages! What you got? 66 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:29,727 A remarkable... unprecedented offer on the table. 67 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,272 Well, you tell the governor it ain't good enough. 68 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:36,025 - Me? - Yes. You know what happened in here. 69 00:04:36,108 --> 00:04:37,819 You got to tell him. He'll believe you. 70 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:40,447 It's not a matter of him believing me or not. 71 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,531 And? 72 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:47,787 Mr. Caputo is gonna tell the governor no hostages until all our demands are met, 73 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:51,791 especially CO Bayley in jailey. 74 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:53,042 In jail. Shit! 75 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:54,877 -Open the doors! -Taystee, I'm not-- 76 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,379 Miss Jefferson... 77 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:02,719 anything less than a "yes" right now is the end. 78 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,847 Are you sure you want to blow this? 79 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,851 Yeah. Like, sure-sure? 80 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:14,522 People who murder people ain't supposed to just be walking around. 81 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:18,275 Maybe even walking theyselves right down to Juarez. 82 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,069 The two of you can come back 83 00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:23,573 when you're ready to give us justice for Poussey! 84 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:24,782 Get the fuck out! 85 00:05:29,161 --> 00:05:31,414 -Taystee... -Get the fuck out. 86 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:50,517 I'm sorry, um, I need to tell you... 87 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,226 I'm having a panic attack. 88 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:55,647 Okay. Uh... 89 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,107 Can I... can I do something? 90 00:05:58,190 --> 00:06:00,192 Actually, can you hold her for a sec? 91 00:06:01,193 --> 00:06:03,029 -Oh... -Okay. 92 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,078 Okay. 93 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,666 It's okay. 94 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,668 Everything's gonna be all right. 95 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:20,087 I know, right? I know everything's gonna be all right. 96 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:26,343 Okay, can you... can you die from these? 97 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:29,096 Like, do you think anyone's ever panicked themselves to death? 98 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:34,602 My mom told me to think of the beach, but... some thoughts are too dark. 99 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,229 Okay, that doesn't help. 100 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,941 Also, you're, like, what... 12? 101 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,652 What do you know about dark thoughts? 102 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,654 I killed someone. 103 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,827 She's dead. 104 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:55,372 Yeah, I'm feeling better now. 105 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,333 Yeah, I'll take her back. Thank you, please. 106 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:02,964 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 107 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:12,306 Guys, we're up to 600,000 views on YouTube. 108 00:07:12,389 --> 00:07:14,100 -But what are they saying? -Uh, uh, uh... 109 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:16,393 The comments are mostly skewing positive. 110 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,354 "Squash the system." "Give the ladies what they want." 111 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,814 That sort of thing. 112 00:07:19,897 --> 00:07:24,068 I guess you can't deny cruelty when it shows up on your Facebook feed. 113 00:07:24,151 --> 00:07:25,612 We must beware of the goblins. 114 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,739 -The goblins? -She means trolls. 115 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:31,158 -Right, of course. -Yes. He's a big goblin-troll. 116 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,869 And the others like him in the webiverse 117 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:36,247 could still find a way to defend him and vilify us. 118 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:38,958 And we can't let that happen. We must stay on top. 119 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:42,712 Red, I think it is time for you to sit down and just chill the fuck out! 120 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,923 Can we all chill the fuck out? 121 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:49,218 - Refresh the feed, Gina. - Oh, for fuck's sake... 122 00:07:49,301 --> 00:07:51,846 Will you just promise me that you will take it easy? 123 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:53,264 Easy does it. 124 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,518 I gotta get some air. Huh? 125 00:07:58,102 --> 00:08:00,938 WebMD said to elevate it above your heart. 126 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:03,650 It also said to seek professional medical care. 127 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,527 Dr. Chapman is here. 128 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,613 And I am gonna scrounge together 129 00:08:08,696 --> 00:08:11,783 the finest cocktail that Litchfield has to offer. 130 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,744 I already got some Tylenol from Arsenic and Old Lace over there. 131 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,120 It probably expired in '98. 132 00:08:16,203 --> 00:08:20,207 Expiration dates are a marketing scheme. Totally bogus. 133 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,459 All right. I'm gonna go to the pharmacy. 134 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,003 I'll see if I can get you something harder. 135 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,213 Wait, you're actually considering going back out there? 136 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,007 - For you. - For me? 137 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,677 Please, don't do your thing right now. 138 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,012 Are you talking about my trying-to-help-you thing? 139 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:35,932 Or are you talking about my speaking-in-general thing? 140 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:39,101 Why can't you just say you want to see what's going on? 141 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:40,853 Fine. I do. 142 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:45,024 I wanna go see if all this is ending so that I can get you some real help. 143 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:49,821 And I also wanna see if all this stuff we've done has been for nothing. 144 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:53,157 You wanna know if me getting my ulna snapped by Godzilla 145 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,491 helped your little cause? 146 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:58,204 Alex... I know that you're hurting. 147 00:09:02,124 --> 00:09:03,334 What he did... 148 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:10,800 I wanted to die... just sitting there, not being able to help you. 149 00:09:16,513 --> 00:09:20,184 Which is why I think it's very important for me to go find out-- 150 00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:22,687 -You know what? Go. Just go. -No. 151 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:25,064 - If you want me to stay, I'll stay. - What is it? 152 00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:26,691 -I'm serious... -I'm-- 153 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:31,528 Go. I actually... I actually don't even want to look at you right now. 154 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,366 Go! 155 00:09:47,544 --> 00:09:51,090 It represents magic. And beauty. 156 00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,718 And appreciating beauty. 157 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,929 So why did you decide to get it in a spot where you can't see it? 158 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,515 Oh, it's not for me. It's for other people. 159 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,226 Other people who fail to see the beauty 160 00:10:02,309 --> 00:10:05,271 even when they are in the most beautiful place on earth, 161 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:07,356 looking at a magic fish up close, 162 00:10:07,439 --> 00:10:09,692 just because they got a little seasick on the way back to shore. 163 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:13,613 And believe me, I get that it's no fun to barf on sea life, 164 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:16,866 but you drink some water, you take a nap and you move on. 165 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:19,451 You don't sit inside for two days and mope 166 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:22,079 when the beach and... 167 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,165 life and... 168 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:26,042 sun is all happening outside. You know? 169 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,584 Sounds like trouble in paradise. 170 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,921 Well, it's trouble in paradise. It's trouble in New York. 171 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,172 And it's trouble in Europe. 172 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:35,259 -Maybe you're incompatible. -Oh, we're completely incompatible. 173 00:10:35,342 --> 00:10:37,845 We don't work at all. The entire thing is stupid. 174 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:41,057 But yet you're here getting a fish tattoo on your neck 175 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,892 -to remind her of beauty. -Mmm-hmm. 176 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,562 Because I love her. 177 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:52,526 She can't reject the deal. Did you explain our legal limitations? 178 00:10:52,609 --> 00:10:53,903 This is not about logic. 179 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,404 Give me that. 180 00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:59,283 -You got some crackers or something? -I'll see what I can find. 181 00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:01,452 You're going to need to tell me where the hostages are, 182 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,370 so we can avoid them in the cross fire. 183 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,957 No! You can't go in there. 184 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,876 You tell Jack some of us also value inmate lives. 185 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,963 Well, actually, MCC is out of the picture for the time being. 186 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,464 Oh, for the time being? 187 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,674 You're really going to let them keep their license after all this? 188 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:19,345 I wouldn't be so quick to assign blame yet, Warden. 189 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:23,682 Listen to me. You don't have to do this. 190 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,728 One inmate does not speak for the entire prison. 191 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,146 There are... there are other leaders that I can talk to. I-- 192 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,817 We gave them everything they wanted and it still wasn't enough. 193 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:36,195 It's like when you offer a homeless man a bagel 194 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:39,782 and then he asks you for a veggie schmear and jam. 195 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:43,577 Just because a homeless man is into weird food combinations 196 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,287 doesn't mean he's not hungry. 197 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,875 That man didn't want food any more than those women want reform. 198 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,667 They want to remain victims. 199 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,337 If you actually give them what they want, they lose their power. 200 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:56,632 Are those... the hostages? 201 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:58,134 Jefferson let them out? 202 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,552 She must've changed her mind. 203 00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,346 Bring them in here. 204 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,390 I don't want anybody seeing them until we've had time 205 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,058 - to prepare a statement. - Yes, ma'am. 206 00:12:08,685 --> 00:12:11,898 -I guess we make an okay team. -Don't even think about hugging me. 207 00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:14,608 Come here. 208 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:20,572 It's like you stepped in dog shit with your whole body. 209 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,116 You love it. 210 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,327 You would've done the same thing as me, and you know it. 211 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,246 He's coming out of surgery. Please... 212 00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:30,082 Oh, shut it. You're giving me a headache. 213 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,709 We arresting OGs now? Dang! 214 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,337 Backstabbing bitch released all our guards. 215 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,882 This piece of shit's all we got left. 216 00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,634 You could have said that last part in... in Spanish. 217 00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:43,554 -Help me frisk 'em. -Don't got to tell me twice. 218 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,849 No, come on. Please, don't. 219 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,685 No, no, no. You can't take that. Please, no. 220 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:50,895 I need to know about my boy. 221 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,231 Please, if you have any humanity in you, please don't do this. 222 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:58,360 We could've gotten our GEDs in here, instead of wasting our time. 223 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,279 We could've gotten it so that our kids 224 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,990 could hug us for more than 30 seconds when they come see us. 225 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:06,452 But you just screwed all of us out of that. 226 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,662 So don't talk to me about humanity. 227 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,920 Keep an eye on them tricky fuckers. 228 00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,546 And no torturing till we get back. 229 00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:20,591 Wait. Where we going? 230 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,052 We... we got to tell La Jefferson what happened. 231 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,888 I think I need to make a pit stop first. 232 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,933 Starting to think maybe we shouldn't have snorted all that coffee. 233 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,642 Coffee has been proven to give you the shits. 234 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,769 Something about bowel spasms. 235 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,730 Bet you feel better after you push some brown out. 236 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,232 Jeez! 237 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:39,068 Fuck! Wrong end! 238 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,528 Come on... let's get you to a bathroom, mama. 239 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,821 - Come on. - Okay. 240 00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:06,220 So... this whole time, I've been your muscle... 241 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,848 while you've been trying to figure out a way to free your boyfriend? 242 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:13,144 No. Fuck Joe. He cheated on me. 243 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,313 And I'm, like, way above his pay grade. 244 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,275 I mean, I... I thought that he was headed up MCC's corporate ladder, 245 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,652 but clearly, the man simply does not have what it takes. 246 00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:25,114 And if I'm going to be perfectly honest... 247 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,576 there is such a thing as too big, you know? 248 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,870 I'm kind of tight down there, so... 249 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:36,125 -Your poor, counterfeit cunt. -I'm sorry, Boo. I am. 250 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,459 But I was too afraid to tell you. 251 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,173 You know that there were parts of Von Barlow that were real, 252 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,549 that were me. 253 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:49,138 You know, I... I don't have a problem with the cunt you created. 254 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:53,184 My problem is with the cunt you are. 255 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,936 The MCC cunt. 256 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:59,941 The one who every day, in every way, makes this shithole a whole lot shittier. 257 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,317 I didn't know. 258 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,111 But now that I'm in here, I realize how fucked up it is 259 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,612 to treat people like... 260 00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:08,824 like variables affecting our net income gains. 261 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,036 But I see you now. 262 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,914 And you deserve more than the bare minimum needed to survive. 263 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,709 Yeah. We deserve more. 264 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,502 In fact... 265 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:27,759 I think that I, personally, deserve about $5000 more. 266 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,805 You know... 267 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,058 to keep your little secret? 268 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,228 That's extortion. 269 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,313 I'm sorry. 270 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,857 Do you think I was in here because I made an honest living? 271 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,069 Fine. 272 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,613 Glad that's settled. 273 00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:50,199 What? 274 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:54,203 Oh... You're gonna PayPal me, pronto. 275 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,415 booboombah@hotmail.com. 276 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:05,506 Well, it looks like I am down to 3%, and I did not bring my charger. So... 277 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,551 So... let's go looking. 278 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,388 Fine. 279 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:18,560 -Hey, nurse? You still open? -Do you really wanna keep playing that? 280 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,272 -What happened to you? -Uh... 281 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,149 I got mauled by a bear. 282 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,994 -You take some of Red's vitamins? -Oh, I wish. 283 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,954 Any drugs of any kind would have really helped 284 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,916 with the tsunami of fucked-up that was last night. 285 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,461 But, sadly... still sober. 286 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,714 You gonna tell me what happened, or you... you gonna keep stalling 287 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,383 with all your words? 288 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,802 Uh, for now, I don't want to talk about it. 289 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,304 You know, I don't wanna think about it. 290 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,516 All I want to do is just sit here, you know, with you. 291 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,270 Maybe see about a cigarette. They keep any fucking cigarettes here? 292 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,480 -No. Hey, hey, hey. -What? 293 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,982 You're not mad at me anymore? 294 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:10,112 Look, it turns out that mad is a luxury I cannot afford at this time. 295 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,032 There is a reason why those Spanish ladies, 296 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,242 they call me loco in the coco. 297 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:19,580 I'm trying so hard not to be like that. 298 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:24,043 But it's like, uh, what Dr. Oz says about insanity. 299 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,046 When you do the same thing over, over, over, over again, 300 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,589 expecting different results. 301 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:32,134 Well, I think it was actually Einstein, but proceed. 302 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,809 See, they look positive to me. 303 00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:43,979 I mean, I know some of the lines is blurrier than the others, 304 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,067 but I think I'm so fucking crazy, I'm seeing shit now. 305 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,235 Babe... 306 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,363 you're actually pregnant. 307 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,616 I mean, you're also crazy, but, uh, 308 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,326 unless you put these in someone else's piss... 309 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,286 -No, I did not. -Well... 310 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,247 okay, you're with child here. 311 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,999 No. No, that's not... 312 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,043 that's not... possible, because you said-- 313 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,380 I didn't believe you. All right, maybe I was scared, 314 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,258 you know, imagining a hairy little bambino popping out of your vajayjay. 315 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,385 It's not exactly the stuff of masturbatory fantasies. 316 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,636 But, uh... 317 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,722 Hey, I'm happy for you. 318 00:18:18,805 --> 00:18:20,391 This is what you always wanted, right? 319 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,600 Vinnie... 320 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,853 Vinnie doesn't want to have anything to do with this. 321 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,606 He won't even answer my calls. 322 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,275 Fuck Vinnie. 323 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,152 All right? We'll make it work. I will help you. 324 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,487 What about this baby? Huh? 325 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:38,325 For a whole year, I'm not gonna be there to watch his little belly at night, 326 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,202 make sure he's still breathing. 327 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,205 Remember to wash the little folds in his neck. 328 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,708 Take those cute photos of him with a big bowl of spaghetti, 329 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,295 with a meatball on top of his head and... and... 330 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,257 Now his father's not gonna be there to do those things, either. 331 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,633 Oh, my God! 332 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:58,011 Nicky, what kind of a life is that for a baby? 333 00:18:58,094 --> 00:19:00,847 - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. - Stop. Breathe. 334 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,099 It'll be fine, okay? 335 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,602 Look, babies don't know shit. 336 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,978 They're babies. 337 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,022 Come here. 338 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,277 We will let your families know you've been safely released. 339 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,279 -Mine, too? -That's right. 340 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,616 Um... she's an inmate, actually. So... 341 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,996 What did Jefferson say when she sent you? I want her exact words. 342 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:29,084 Jefferson? Oh, no, no, no. This was all me. 343 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,588 I risked my ass like Moses, leading these people to freedom. 344 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,591 Yeah. She cut a hole in the fence. 345 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:40,262 Are you saying the hostages weren't released as a result of negotiations? 346 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,139 Negotiations? No, no, no, no, no. I did it for the deal. 347 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,141 What deal? From whom? 348 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,188 With the guys. They, um... 349 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,609 The ones that run the prison. You know? The MCC. 350 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:59,365 They... they said that I would get time off my sentence if I freed them. 351 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,577 I am so sorry if anyone from MCC 352 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,288 led you to believe that they have a say in inmate sentencing-- 353 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,332 No, no, no. Uh-uh. No. Fuck that. 354 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,251 No. You see... 355 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:15,381 I ruined a lot of things for a lot of good people in there, 356 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,591 and I didn't do this shit for nothing. 357 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,092 Uh, oh, okay. 358 00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:21,762 Don't get me wrong. We are extremely grateful for what you've done. 359 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,555 I just want to go home. 360 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:30,145 You know, I ain't never put my baby girl to sleep before? 361 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,400 Not even once. 362 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:39,655 I risked everything to get these people out. 363 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,366 Your people. 364 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,661 I will see what I can do for you. 365 00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:48,121 Thank you. 366 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,293 This is a nice, snug fit. 367 00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:56,422 Perfect for my CPAP. 368 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,717 I wonder how long it'll take 'em to wrap this all up. 369 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,679 Hadn't really planned on so many... 370 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,722 visitors. 371 00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,392 I've been called much worse and stayed much longer. 372 00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:11,437 Oh, Frieda. Look at us! 373 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:16,733 He was so sure he had the win. 374 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,319 Fool. 375 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,820 Don't "us" me. 376 00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:23,407 I helped you out, but the game I play is defense. 377 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,992 - What happens to him outside-- - Outside? 378 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,621 No. 379 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,751 I can't let them take him out without a victory lap. 380 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:39,089 Them taking him out is your victory lap, Red. 381 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,174 He'll be prosecuted. 382 00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:45,220 -When is it enough for you? -Almost. 383 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,724 It's almost enough. 384 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,059 Gina, give me the phone. 385 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,188 Didn't you promise Nichols you'd stay on the straight and narrow? 386 00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:58,233 Without disappointment, she and I have nothing. 387 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,404 Oh... 388 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,492 One less Pabst. 389 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,077 Mark it, Norma. 390 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,122 You could ask for help. 391 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,626 Why? Do you have some magical yoga poses that will help me? 392 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:20,046 Those tend to work better when your bones are intact. 393 00:22:21,047 --> 00:22:22,257 Mmm. 394 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,094 Why'd you tell Chapman to go? 395 00:22:27,303 --> 00:22:28,722 Because she didn't want to stay. 396 00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:36,146 Piper always needs to have a cause. Or some other escape hatch. 397 00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:39,065 Seemed to me like she wanted to help you. 398 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,944 At least from where I was standing, which wasn't very close. 399 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:47,157 But, you know, it's pretty tight, so it wasn't so far, either. 400 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:52,663 Look, she leaves. It's what she does. Trust me. 401 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:57,709 These past few days, we could've hung out together, 402 00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,753 playing house... 403 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:03,507 taking advantage of the only moments of relative freedom 404 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,426 that we're gonna have for years. 405 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,805 But, instead, she had to go do something else. 406 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:11,973 All I'm saying... 407 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:17,729 is you can't tell people to go and then blame them for leaving. 408 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,992 "Love is pain." 409 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,410 Excuse me? 410 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,789 Uh, your arm. Your... 411 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:37,916 -how you say, uh... inking? -Oh. 412 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,210 This? I got this as a joke. 413 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:47,509 My girlfriend got a fish that was supposed to remind me of beauty... 414 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:52,931 and, in response, I did this. Like, "I'll show you." 415 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:55,058 Love is not beauty. 416 00:23:55,141 --> 00:23:57,227 -It's pain. -Mmm... 417 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,436 Girlfriend? 418 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,523 Well, she's my ex-girlfriend. 419 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:06,402 Oh, I'm all gay, all the time, so I'll never fuck you, Frenchy. 420 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,156 Still want to ask about my inking? 421 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,325 Sure. Why not? 422 00:24:12,408 --> 00:24:15,078 I like stories. Helps me forget my own love pain. 423 00:24:15,161 --> 00:24:17,122 Mmm. Mademoiselle! 424 00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:19,708 Same again? 425 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:22,503 -Yes. And whatever she's having. -You got it. 426 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,675 I bet... my love pain beats your love pain. 427 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:33,138 -Pain is not a contest. -Mmm. 428 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,683 She broke my heart. 429 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,394 Mon cœur. 430 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,649 And that happens. I get it. I mean, you know, like... 431 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,527 whatever. 432 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:50,864 You know, like, people that love each other hurt each other. 433 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:55,076 But... today, I really went nuclear. 434 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,329 I think I broke her life. 435 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,207 What did you do? 436 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,586 Thank you. 437 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,757 I'm sorry. That's... that's about as specific as it's gonna get. 438 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,302 Uh, I think you actually want to tell someone. 439 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,263 Here, I will go first. Okay. 440 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:20,268 My wife, she made sex with our local butcher. 441 00:25:20,351 --> 00:25:23,521 So I made sex with a stewardess. 442 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:27,108 And then she made sex with a landscape architect, 443 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,527 and I made sex with a history teacher, 444 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:33,031 and a jazz singer, and a secretary and a waitress. 445 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:36,242 No... two waitresses. 446 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,371 -And now, I am alone... -Mmm. 447 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:44,334 ...and she is marrying the landscape architect. 448 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,169 Aw. 449 00:25:46,252 --> 00:25:50,924 And I am sharing my story of pain 450 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,720 with a lesbian in a bar in New York. 451 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,723 See? Easy. 452 00:25:58,890 --> 00:25:59,933 Now you. 453 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:04,855 I said her name. 454 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:12,696 And they said, "Would you spell that?" 455 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,406 And then they asked... 456 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:20,203 "This person, was she aware of her crimes?" 457 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,832 And then they said her name back to me. 458 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,917 And then I said her name back to them. 459 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:32,132 I spent the afternoon sending the love of my life to prison... 460 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:33,549 to save myself. 461 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,721 Because, after six years... 462 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,766 I'm still mad at her. 463 00:26:41,432 --> 00:26:42,684 And hurt by her. 464 00:26:45,311 --> 00:26:47,230 And I still love her. And... 465 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,816 love is pain. 466 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,360 Merde. 467 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,198 See? 468 00:26:58,241 --> 00:26:59,325 I win. 469 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:01,953 Another drink? 470 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:26,102 Ugh. 471 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:54,089 You're awake. 472 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,682 Mmm... 473 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:08,186 Even warm beer tastes good after a win. 474 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:14,109 Look, we just broke a million views! 475 00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:20,741 A million people have seen what a pathetic, abusive little man you are. 476 00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:27,914 Your hand could fit twice around that girl's arm. 477 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:31,835 Yet you still needed to break it to hold her back. 478 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:35,546 You really think anyone's gonna give a shit about that in a day? 479 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,925 Some 12-year-old's gonna add a fart noise to it, 480 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,177 share it with his fart-noise-loving buddies, 481 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,014 then a new fart noise video's gonna come out, 482 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,350 and you will all be forgotten. 483 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:49,269 Again. 484 00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,772 This is pretty compelling stuff. 485 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:56,109 Sticky. I think it's gonna stick. 486 00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:59,695 I think that you are the scum of the earth. 487 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,741 You're as much a criminal as we are. 488 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,868 You just haven't been caught yet. 489 00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:06,036 But it's coming. 490 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:11,082 Because we won. We fought back and we won. 491 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,044 And you are a blind cow. 492 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:17,005 And you are a... 493 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:40,403 I lost my humanity in the dirt here for a while... 494 00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:44,657 but it's slowly coming back. 495 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:49,996 See how I tried to do the human thing and give a man a drink? 496 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,666 But you can't take it. 497 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,213 In addition to not seeing yourself... 498 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,757 you can't see me. 499 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,888 And we have so much in common. 500 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:10,433 We have nothing in common. 501 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,980 You're a prisoner, and I'm free. 502 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:20,318 And the likelihood that ever changes is something I'd bet my life on. 503 00:30:21,777 --> 00:30:23,529 I'd take that bet. 504 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,621 I told you they ain't coming back. 505 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,999 Look, they just... they sweating us out is all. 506 00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:38,086 Hey. What happened to Kramer vs. Kramer? 507 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:41,131 -They'll be right back. -Back? From where? 508 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:42,841 We got everything, 509 00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:45,551 -but then she kicked them out-- -Almost everything. 510 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:49,555 And now they're gonna tell the governor that we need to get Bayley back, too. 511 00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:52,893 You mean Figueroa gave in on everything else on the list? 512 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:56,354 Look, none of that matters if we don't get what we came for. 513 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:58,439 A lot of us care about those other things. 514 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,608 -Yeah. -Oh, so now y'all wanna give a shit? 515 00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:02,235 Yo, y'all need to chill. 516 00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:04,487 If T say they're coming back, they're coming back. 517 00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:07,240 But how much longer can we afford to wait? 518 00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:08,616 What about Suzanne? 519 00:31:08,699 --> 00:31:11,912 Wait, I told Cindy to deal with her ass already. 520 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:15,790 Oh, you the one that sent "Shalom, y'all" to give Suzanne lithium? 521 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,083 Lithium? 522 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,377 What else were we supposed to do? 523 00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,629 Crazy is scary when she crazy-crazy. 524 00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:24,424 She needed to shut the fuck up for a little while. 525 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:28,011 Well, now she's catatonic, so I hope you're all happy. 526 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,512 Jesus! 527 00:31:29,595 --> 00:31:31,764 One of y'all come and get me when they come back. 528 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,851 When they come back? 529 00:31:43,859 --> 00:31:46,029 -How much I owe you? -What? 530 00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:49,782 Where's the food? 531 00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:53,036 You from Greco's? 532 00:31:55,621 --> 00:31:57,082 I'm here about Poussey. 533 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,336 You're a friend of hers? 534 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,172 I'm from Litchfield. 535 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:09,219 I work there. I mean, I used to work there. 536 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,222 You're the CO. 537 00:32:13,889 --> 00:32:15,766 Baxter. Bayley, sir. 538 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:17,643 What the hell are you doing here? 539 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:21,105 -Sir, I'm... I'm so sorry. I-- -Get away from me! 540 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,441 Get away from my house. 541 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,027 You got about two seconds to get off my property. 542 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:30,615 Wait, I wanted to tell you that... that I'm-- I'm sorry. 543 00:32:31,657 --> 00:32:35,245 What am I gonna do with that? You want me to say I forgive you? 544 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:38,039 I just wanted to tell you that I... I'm responsible. 545 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,375 It was my fault... 546 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,630 and I wanted to tell you that in person 547 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:49,175 because I know you're angry, and you should be... 548 00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:53,679 - so I'm here to... - You want me to punish you. 549 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,432 Is that it? 550 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,355 With what... you want me to beat you? 551 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:06,026 Press charges? Send you to prison? 552 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,154 Why? 553 00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:14,367 Because I don't know how else to make it right. 554 00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:18,829 There is no making it right. 555 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,917 I'm not interested in giving you whatever it is you think you need 556 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,419 so you can atone. 557 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:29,465 See, I don't care whether you're able to heal yourself from this. 558 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:30,966 'Cause what you done... 559 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:35,596 you're gonna have to live with for the rest of your life. 560 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,059 That's your punishment. 561 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,144 And you know what? 562 00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:44,189 It's still a hell of a lot better than what my baby girl got. 563 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,276 May you never have a day's peace. 564 00:33:49,735 --> 00:33:50,736 Never. 565 00:33:57,952 --> 00:33:59,829 This isn't the right charger. 566 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:02,957 What? Oh. 567 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,293 Hey, where do you think you're going? 568 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,712 I was just trying to get, um... 569 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:10,131 just to see if there was food in the kitchen. 570 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:13,051 You are a really shitty liar. 571 00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,345 I mean, how did I ever fall for it? 572 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:19,224 Seriously, shame on me. 573 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:22,227 -Boo, honey, please-- -Oh, honey, let's... 574 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,687 No! Ow! Ow! Please don't... Ah! 575 00:34:24,770 --> 00:34:26,064 Hear ye! Hear ye! 576 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,317 Gather the fuck round, bitches. 577 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:35,865 I'd like to take a moment to introduce you to Miss Linda Ferguson. 578 00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:38,743 She's the head of purchasing for, wait for it... 579 00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:39,952 MCC. 580 00:34:40,035 --> 00:34:41,746 I know. 581 00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:43,248 - Oh, fuck! - I know. 582 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,459 You thought Linda here was a hardened criminal. So did I. 583 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:51,589 But it turns out that she is an infiltrator. 584 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,424 She's a fucking spy. 585 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:56,427 -What? -She's a fucking bitch! 586 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:59,180 Now, "purchasing" being her job title, 587 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:02,767 would lead you to believe that her job is to buy us things, right? 588 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:07,397 But no... in reality, her job is not to buy. 589 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,650 Her job is to deprive. 590 00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:14,987 Like, you know how we have to eat poop instead of food? 591 00:35:15,070 --> 00:35:16,656 Thank you, Linda. 592 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:21,119 You know how we have to roll our own tampons out of old napkins? 593 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,204 Well, she's your girl. 594 00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:26,582 How about these pillows that smell like mildew? 595 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,959 Yup, that's her. 596 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:32,922 Or these shower shoes that are so thin the tile fungus gets through the soles? 597 00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:36,342 Yeah, and what about these boots that weigh ten pounds each, huh? 598 00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,469 No, that's not even my department! 599 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,139 Fuck you, Linda! 600 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,309 You know what this reminds me of? 601 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,894 When I went to go visit my family in Bucaramanga, 602 00:35:46,977 --> 00:35:48,979 some guy stole my cousin's purse, 603 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:51,732 the whole town got together and lynched the guy right in front of us. 604 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:52,817 -Mmm. -Mmm-hmm. 605 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:55,278 They do that shit in Mexico, too. So fucked-up. 606 00:35:55,361 --> 00:35:57,613 -Hello? Justice was served. -Oh, shit. 607 00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,240 Hello? We're crimers, too. 608 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,492 If we lived there, we would've got, like, super lynched. 609 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:06,622 No, down there, if you're super cute, you don't have to do crime. 610 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,458 You just marry a drug boss or something. 611 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:11,169 We grew up on the wrong side of the border, I swear. 612 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,712 -Mmm-hmm. -Shit. 613 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:15,005 Fucking bitch! 614 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,634 Come on! Is that all you got? 615 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:21,136 What's happening? 616 00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:27,477 My God. Look at all those people. 617 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,978 Yeah, it's 'cause of some video. 618 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,605 All of this is because of the video? 619 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,523 Weird mix it's drawing in, right? 620 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,276 If I was walking by that crowd, I'd figure Oprah must have died. 621 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,862 What going on with the negotiations? 622 00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:40,740 We got them. The demands. All but one. 623 00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:41,824 Get the fuck out. 624 00:36:41,907 --> 00:36:44,202 But then Taystee had to pull her dick out, and now-- 625 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,746 It's just a matter of time before they come back with everything. 626 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:48,038 Keep telling yourself that. 627 00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:51,292 -So we're not getting the demands? -It's a wait-and-see. 628 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:57,257 Shut Litchfield down! Shut Litchfield down! 629 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,646 - Hello? - Mom! 630 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:15,190 Piper, honey, is that you? 631 00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:16,692 What are you doing here? 632 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:21,989 My child is trapped in a prison riot. One shows up for those sorts of things. 633 00:37:22,072 --> 00:37:23,949 Please tell me you're not leading it. 634 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:26,744 I guess I should be flattered that you think of me as a leader. 635 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:28,288 Honey, are you okay? 636 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,498 No. 637 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:36,170 -I mean, it's Alex. -Did something happen? 638 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,255 Yeah. 639 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:43,093 We went through something really horrible together and, um... 640 00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:48,933 Do you remember when I used to say that I wasn't afraid of dying? 641 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:53,187 You'd say it every time you jumped off your grandma's roof into the pool. 642 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,856 Well, I think I'm finally scared. 643 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,986 Because I came pretty close to dying. 644 00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,864 I mean, closer than I've ever been. 645 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,534 And it made me realize that... 646 00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,828 I don't want to miss out on being with her. 647 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,667 I want to stick around because of her. 648 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,877 I'm so sorry. I know you didn't come here to hear that. 649 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:22,342 Oh, no, no, honey, honey, it's not easy. But I'm glad you have someone like that. 650 00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:27,805 I mean, I remember when I first realized that I felt that way about your father. 651 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:32,518 I was a freshman in college and we had this devastating hurricane. 652 00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:36,021 I mean, half of the university was under water, and... 653 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,983 several of us were trapped in a dorm. 654 00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:44,029 Thought I would die from the heat, waiting for the life rafts to come. 655 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:49,702 And then I saw your father paddling across the lawn... 656 00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:51,245 in a rowboat. 657 00:38:52,162 --> 00:38:55,708 He knew I was in there, so he volunteered to bring us some food. 658 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,336 Cans of corn. 659 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,088 That's what he brought me. 660 00:39:01,171 --> 00:39:03,048 I didn't know that. 661 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:04,634 Yes. 662 00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,345 It's nice that you want to be there for Alex. 663 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:13,726 I always thought you would be the girl in the relationship though, 664 00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:17,897 but I suppose there was always a healthy dose of testosterone in you. 665 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:20,483 So I shouldn't be surprised. 666 00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:24,987 Two steps forward and one step back, but we're making progress. 667 00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:27,990 People, we need you to move this whole area 40 feet back! 668 00:39:28,073 --> 00:39:29,534 Let's go! Come on, move! 669 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,077 - I have to go. - Get 'em back. 670 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:34,830 - Mom? - Let's go, people. 671 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:37,625 Come on, move. 672 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:43,130 How about a Chinese character that says tranquility? 673 00:39:43,213 --> 00:39:44,757 Oh, come on. 674 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,134 A Chinese character can never pronounce tranquility. 675 00:39:47,217 --> 00:39:48,302 Larry. 676 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,346 She'll admit that was funny later. 677 00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:53,724 So Noah Berkowitz-- 678 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,976 - Berkovich. Yeah. - Berkovich. 679 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:59,814 So he was way deep in the superhero culture. 680 00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:01,190 He was five. 681 00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:05,277 I was five, too, but I saw them all for the frauds that they were. 682 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,988 You know, Batman with his gadgets. Spidermin-- 683 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,490 Spider-Man. 684 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:10,783 -What? -Spider-Man. 685 00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:13,453 -That's what I said. -You said "Spidermin." 686 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,705 Like he's a dermatologist on the Upper East Side. 687 00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:19,500 Whatever. It was all a big, fat lie. 688 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,752 Most of the men I knew couldn't even run up a flight of stairs, 689 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:24,129 let alone leap tall buildings or fly. 690 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:27,550 - Maybe I should get a yin-yang? - Lame. 691 00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:29,469 "Lame"? 692 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,053 You're getting the Kool-Aid Man. 693 00:40:31,136 --> 00:40:34,474 Yeah, a hero with a practical ability. 694 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,266 -Breaking through a wall? -No. 695 00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:39,937 He satisfies your thirst on demand. That's a hero in my book. 696 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,522 That's a cocktail waitress. 697 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:44,358 I'm still holding out for the ability to fly. 698 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,610 All done. 699 00:40:52,157 --> 00:40:53,200 Oh, yeah! 700 00:40:53,283 --> 00:40:54,827 Your mother's gonna kill you. 701 00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:57,121 My mother doesn't see this part of my body anymore. 702 00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:59,289 You took your pants off in front of her last week. 703 00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,376 I had a weird skin thing. I wanted her take on it. 704 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,044 From now on, I'll call Dr. Spidermin for it. 705 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:06,631 I don't know, she sniffs out secrets like a truffle pig. 706 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,216 So what are you getting? 707 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,804 -Oh, I... I think I'm gonna pass. -What? 708 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,556 -Yeah. -No, come on, get one. 709 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,934 Another one, where, you know, in a place where people can see it this time. 710 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,061 It's not-- My tattoo is not for me. 711 00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,022 It's... 712 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:27,777 It's for other people. It's a reminder of beauty. 713 00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:33,198 And 'cause I'm a... I'm a Pisces, right? It's like a fish tattoo of destiny. 714 00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,367 Exactly. 715 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:39,955 It's a fish tattoo of destiny. 716 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:44,084 Larry? 717 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:47,880 Lare? 718 00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:17,326 Shit. 719 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,662 It's her. 720 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:22,372 Fuck! Oh, fuck, she knows. 721 00:42:23,248 --> 00:42:26,168 Hey, it's Vause. Leave a message. 722 00:42:26,251 --> 00:42:27,670 Shalom. 723 00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:33,092 You know that means "hello" and "goodbye"? Just like "aloha." 724 00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:35,678 But you probably knew that. 725 00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:38,305 Something that you may not know... 726 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:41,809 is that today... 727 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:46,647 my boyfriend got a tattoo... 728 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,734 of the Kool-Aid Man. 729 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,026 Oh, yeah. 730 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:55,364 And believe me, Al... 731 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:59,534 it's no "Love is pain." 732 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,286 This is Piper, by the way. 733 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:05,708 Blast from the past. Do you recognize my voice? 734 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:11,005 Boy, well, I guess things... 735 00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:16,385 You know things are bad when you're calling old girlfriends 736 00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:19,847 from the bathroom floor in the middle of the night, huh? 737 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,475 How are you still... 738 00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:27,980 in my brain? 739 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:30,608 Where are you? 740 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:35,863 Do you miss me? Probably not. 741 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,572 I miss you. 742 00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:38,908 I don't know what I'm doing. 743 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:41,744 Shalom. 744 00:43:45,372 --> 00:43:47,750 I don't know what I'm doing. Shalom. 745 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:52,963 So what did the mystery lady have to say? 746 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:56,175 Does the schnauzer get clipped at dawn? 747 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,847 Are you okay? 748 00:44:03,598 --> 00:44:04,725 Fuck, do we need to get out of here? 749 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:08,145 Um, yeah. Yeah, you need... you need to get out of here. 750 00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:11,565 -Seriously? -Yeah, you need to go. 751 00:44:12,482 --> 00:44:15,527 Oh. Okay. Um... 752 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:17,863 Okay. 753 00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:21,241 -Look, it's for your own safety. -Sure. I get it. I get it. 754 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:33,963 - Move over. Move over! - Oh, fuck. 755 00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:35,089 Shit. 756 00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:40,260 -Are you kidding me right now? -All the other stalls are full. 757 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:48,102 Is that pee? 'Cause it sounds like pee, but it smells like shit. 758 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,561 Well, it feels like lava. 759 00:44:49,644 --> 00:44:52,732 When that article said espresso's the poor man's cocaine... 760 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:57,987 - I thought that meant we could snort it. - I don't think it's the coffee. 761 00:44:58,070 --> 00:44:59,404 I think it's, like, 762 00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:02,074 what happens to your intestines when you fuck up real bad. 763 00:45:02,157 --> 00:45:03,743 Stress does hit me in the gut. 764 00:45:04,659 --> 00:45:06,411 Maybe we should have stayed out of this whole thing. 765 00:45:07,537 --> 00:45:09,749 Sat out in the yard, getting sun or some shit. 766 00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:12,459 No. Fuck that. 767 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:15,087 We did what we believed in. 768 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,673 Ain't no one can take that from us. 769 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:21,176 Except they did. 770 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:24,054 Not yet, they haven't. 771 00:45:31,686 --> 00:45:33,313 We gotta tell Jefferson. 772 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:36,025 And maybe there's a chance that we can walk away from the table 773 00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:37,526 with what we still got. 774 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,363 -That's still a win by me. -But we can't go out there. 775 00:45:41,446 --> 00:45:44,867 If those bitches find out we lost the hostages, they'll kill us. 776 00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:47,661 Or shove us into some crap box, like they've been doing. 777 00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:49,121 Or like we've been doing. 778 00:45:51,206 --> 00:45:54,334 Don't make me question the mixed morality of what we been doing here. 779 00:45:57,587 --> 00:45:58,588 Come on. 780 00:45:59,381 --> 00:46:01,926 You think about what you're gonna say in the press conference? 781 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:05,637 'Cause we should be complementary but not redundant. 782 00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,598 You think they'll ask me to say something? 783 00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:11,268 They brought you a suit. 784 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:17,482 Forty-four short. 785 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:20,069 They think I'm fucking Danny DeVito over here? 786 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,740 And they never brought my goddamn crackers. 787 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:27,827 They forget your boxers, too. 788 00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:36,585 In and out? Five minutes, tops. 789 00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:39,213 Don't touch the hair. 790 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:44,218 You think if I touch that thing, it'll actually move an inch? 791 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:45,302 It's a fucking helmet. 792 00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:51,892 We have a situation. 793 00:46:53,643 --> 00:46:55,938 Miss Jefferson did not release the hostages. 794 00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:57,522 An inmate helped them escape. 795 00:46:58,815 --> 00:46:59,900 What? 796 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:02,736 Miss Jefferson clearly has no intention of ending this riot. 797 00:47:02,819 --> 00:47:03,946 So we will have to. 798 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,668 Mmm. 799 00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,169 Mmm. 800 00:48:05,882 --> 00:48:09,344 So is it true? About your son's surgery? 801 00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:10,429 Yeah. 802 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,057 Will he be okay? 803 00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:17,186 They're doing this thing called trepanation. 804 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:19,980 My aunt tried to explain it, but I don't think she understands it, either. 805 00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:22,816 I know trepanation. 806 00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:25,777 They basically... lift the upper flap of your scalp 807 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:28,822 and drill a hole under your skull to release pressure on the brain. 808 00:48:28,905 --> 00:48:30,615 You making this shit up right now? 809 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:33,452 Uh, no. Uh, my... my roommate, freshman year, 810 00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:35,787 uh, he did it for enlightenment. 811 00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:37,914 Yeah, it's a thing. 812 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,293 You went to college? 813 00:48:41,376 --> 00:48:44,213 That's what you found most surprising about that sentence? 814 00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:47,174 -You don't look like the type. -I didn't go to college-college. 815 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:48,842 Uh, more like I... 816 00:48:48,925 --> 00:48:52,721 moved near campus and lived off tuition checks till my parents found out. 817 00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:54,181 Shit. 818 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,601 If you were my kid, I would've slapped that ass till it bled. 819 00:48:57,684 --> 00:48:59,144 Yeah, my mom, uh... 820 00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:02,022 she put raisins in everything that she cooked for about a month. 821 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:07,819 -Very passive-aggressive. -Better than aggressive-aggressive. 822 00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:13,200 Maybe my kids would have turned out better... 823 00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:18,247 if I hadn't always been so damn pissed at them all the time. 824 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:23,418 I always thought if I didn't yell at them, if I didn't spank them, 825 00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:26,921 then they would turn out to be these little wake-and-bake shits 826 00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:28,507 with nothing in their lives. 827 00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:30,592 I'll pretend like that doesn't hit home. 828 00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:37,599 Uh, hey, you know, from what I remember about trepanation, 829 00:49:37,682 --> 00:49:40,102 I... I think the survival rates are actually pretty high. 830 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:42,437 I mean, my roommate lived. 831 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:44,939 He's not exactly normal, but... 832 00:49:45,815 --> 00:49:47,192 Not normal? 833 00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:50,237 High survival rates. That's the message here. 834 00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:15,637 Yeah, hello? 835 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:19,433 Vincent, hi. Uh... you don't know me. 836 00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:22,018 -But I am Lorna's friend. -What? 837 00:50:23,478 --> 00:50:24,938 She put you up to this? 838 00:50:25,021 --> 00:50:26,648 Look, you tell Lorna 839 00:50:26,731 --> 00:50:29,568 I don't know why she keeps playing these mind games with me. 840 00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:33,029 First, I'm having sex with her sister, and now she's having a baby? 841 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,239 Shit's bananas. 842 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:37,784 All right, all right, man. I get it. All right? I get it. Believe me. 843 00:50:37,867 --> 00:50:40,995 Uh, Lorna can be a little intense. She can go overboard. 844 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,581 Which is why she has not one, 845 00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:46,210 but 12 pregnancy tests all lit up like Christmas trees. 846 00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:49,963 Are you saying she's really pregnant? 847 00:50:50,046 --> 00:50:52,257 I'm guessing it wasn't your intelligence that attracted her. 848 00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:54,843 Hey, you know what? Fuck you. I didn't sign up for this shit. 849 00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:57,471 But that's where you're wrong, 'cause you did sign up for this. 850 00:50:57,554 --> 00:51:00,099 I mean, you had your choice of women out there in the real world. 851 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,809 Uh, within your realm of possibility, but still... 852 00:51:02,892 --> 00:51:04,811 There was a pool of fours, maybe even some fives 853 00:51:04,894 --> 00:51:07,314 with okay tits for you to choose from. But instead... 854 00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,899 you, uh, went fishing in the felon pond. 855 00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:13,945 So, either you're an asshole who knew that women in here are so desperate 856 00:51:14,028 --> 00:51:15,071 you could hook yourself an eight, 857 00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:19,409 or you're as batshit as Lorna, in which case, match made in heaven. 858 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:22,537 -She thinks I'm fucking her sister. -Oh... Are you? 859 00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:24,456 No! God, no. 860 00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:26,791 She's got, like, four kids. And no tits. 861 00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:29,378 I mean, I keep telling Lorna this. She don't listen to me. 862 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:32,506 Just keep telling her until she does. 863 00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,007 Yeah? 864 00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:37,469 You know... all her life, all she has ever wanted 865 00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:40,472 is for somebody to reassure her that she is worthy of love. 866 00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:42,974 So if you do that, then, um... 867 00:51:43,057 --> 00:51:45,685 you know, she will be good to you, she will take care of you. 868 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:51,316 She will even overlook all those things that are so deeply fucked-up in you. 869 00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:56,238 Uh, and yeah, when she gets out of here, she will, uh... 870 00:51:56,321 --> 00:52:02,202 uh, probably hack your phone or maybe, uh, key some female coworker's car. 871 00:52:02,286 --> 00:52:04,413 But, yeah, she's gonna do it 'cause she loves you. 872 00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:05,622 And, uh... 873 00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:11,085 I mean, some people would give anything to be loved like that. 874 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,633 That's all I gotta say. 875 00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:23,765 Just stew in your juice, and then, uh... yeah, do the right thing. 876 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:37,279 Litchfield, 3:35, you know, they're boarding already. 877 00:52:38,613 --> 00:52:39,948 Yeah, thanks. 878 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:41,741 You're not in a hurry, huh? 879 00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:45,161 I can't blame you. I went there once for a swim meet. 880 00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:46,538 It's kind of Shitsville. 881 00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:50,584 Isn't it all kind of Shitsville? 882 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:54,128 Uh... no, actually. There's some pretty cool places out there. 883 00:52:56,881 --> 00:52:58,132 Where would you go? 884 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,885 If I could go anywhere? 885 00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:03,888 Uh, New Orleans, probably. There's a girl there. 886 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:08,560 Uh, Portland. Obviously not in the winter. Taos, maybe. 887 00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:12,146 Last boarding call for express bus to Albany and Poughkeepsie. 888 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,611 Last boarding call for Albany and Poughkeepsie, Bus 419. 889 00:53:17,694 --> 00:53:20,280 -Thanks. -Thanks, man. Have a safe trip. 890 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:29,539 This is the final boarding call for the 3:35 891 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:34,336 to Albany, Utica and Litchfield, departing immediately from gate 14. 892 00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,060 You don't handle her like this! 893 00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:54,314 Well, maybe what I've done for Suzanne ain't what you would've done, but I tried. 894 00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,565 You were "busy." 895 00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:58,026 I was trying to make sure we was doing right by Poussey. 896 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:03,323 Oh, whoa, whoa! I know you two piñatas ain't really waltzing up in here 897 00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:05,950 after chaining Suzanne to her bed like a damn dog. 898 00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:09,329 -They did what, now? -Settle down. We on the same team here. 899 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,623 See, I ain't opposed to hitting people on my team. 900 00:54:11,706 --> 00:54:13,583 Stop. None of that matters. 901 00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:18,422 The hostages are gone. Mendoza and Ruiz helped them escape. 902 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:20,131 Wait, wait, wait. The guards are gone? 903 00:54:20,214 --> 00:54:22,551 Also the hot one that think he speak Italian. 904 00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:24,052 You mean gone-gone? 905 00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:26,846 Like no-more-bargaining-chips-on-the-table gone? 906 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,181 Shit, man! 907 00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:30,725 You really think "shit" is the best word for this situation? 908 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:34,228 'Cause me, personally, I'd upgrade to "holy fucking Fucksville." 909 00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:36,856 We were thinking maybe we can still walk away with what we got so far. 910 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,651 -Yeah, I... I don't think we can do that. -Why the hell not? 911 00:54:39,734 --> 00:54:40,944 Just wait here. 912 00:54:41,027 --> 00:54:43,405 -I'm gonna go get Fig back. -Back from where? 913 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:49,703 Hey. 914 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:58,127 I thought you might wanna go back to your sexy librarian look. 915 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:00,464 'Cause that's why I wear them. 916 00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:02,507 It has nothing to do with the having-to-see thing. 917 00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,092 Right, there's that too. Okay. 918 00:55:04,175 --> 00:55:05,844 I need you to listen to me for a second. 919 00:55:07,095 --> 00:55:08,805 I think that this thing might be over 920 00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:11,975 and I'm gonna be able to get you some real help soon, 921 00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:13,184 but first... 922 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:22,235 I want you to have this. 923 00:55:23,152 --> 00:55:24,863 - Beans. - A can of beans? 924 00:55:24,946 --> 00:55:26,948 Just pretend it's corn. It's a very long story. 925 00:55:28,324 --> 00:55:29,993 You have taught me... 926 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:34,623 that... love hurts. 927 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,710 You've taught me that life... 928 00:55:47,343 --> 00:55:48,470 it hurts. 929 00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:53,517 And I want to be there for you. 930 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,394 I want us to be there for each other. 931 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,937 So that maybe... 932 00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:02,901 it hurts a little less. 933 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:09,949 Alex Pearl Vause... 934 00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:16,415 Yes, Piper Elizabeth Chapman? 935 00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,710 Will you be my partner... 936 00:56:22,295 --> 00:56:25,214 through love and through pain... 937 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:30,386 and through beauty fish, forever? 938 00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:34,390 Is that your question? 939 00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:40,480 Alex, will you marry me? 940 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,485 I figured that's what you were doing. 941 00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:50,949 And... 942 00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:53,535 yes. 943 00:56:53,618 --> 00:56:54,994 Bravo! 944 00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:57,121 Mazel. 945 00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:08,174 You had to do this now? 946 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:13,179 I mean, I guess timing has never been either of our strong suits. 947 00:57:13,262 --> 00:57:14,931 I kind of think that I did. 948 00:57:15,014 --> 00:57:17,350 And you did just say yes! 949 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,561 -That is what I said, isn't it? -Mmm-hmm. 950 00:57:20,269 --> 00:57:22,146 I think it's legal now, isn't it? 951 00:57:29,904 --> 00:57:32,616 Tell them to wait! Tell them to wait! 952 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:36,119 Tell them to wait! Wait! 953 00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:47,421 Clear! 74393

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