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Disturbing images
out of Litchfield Penitentiary today.
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A video has surfaced
of a male corrections officer,
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who can be seen
brutally assaulting a female inmate.
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Families and supporters are claiming
that this is a clear example
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of the abuses the inmates
have been subjected to
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since Litchfield became
a private prison...
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abuses which have fueled
this three-day standoff...
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You know how much splash back
I'm getting from this shit?
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My ass is soaked, Nita.
How much longer?
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We're at an impasse
with the last few demands.
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They're insisting that fair wage
is $10 a day.
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You really think I give a shit
about MCC's bottom line?
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Look, if we concede,
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we will have to do the same
for all New York prisons,
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including the ones we run.
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And then Whole Foods and Whispers
and every other corporation
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will outsource their labor programs
to Jersey.
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We can't afford to lose
that kind of business.
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What we can't afford is to let this shit
drag out like it's my fucking divorce.
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I've got everyone and my mother
calling for this to end.
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Literally, my mother called.
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So, to be clear,
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you are saying that the hostages
are no longer important to you?
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No one is saying that.
Just...
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Give the inmates what they want.
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Let's wrap this up before it goes
to a place we can't recover from.
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What's happening out there?
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Apparently, a video of CO misconduct
was leaked to the media.
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What do you mean?
What misconduct?
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I believe it concerns your pet gorilla.
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Whatever it is,
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it's bad enough that the governor
has agreed to expand the state budget
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to accommodate the remaining demands.
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So...
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we win the riot?
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Whatever's under state jurisdiction
to grant, it's yours.
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Holy shit!
This worked!
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Uh-uh. Wait a minute.
What ain't in the state's jurisdiction?
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The prosecution of CO Bayley
is a separate legal issue.
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Like hell it is!
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The BOP cannot decide
whether to press charges
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-until IA concludes its investigation.
-What's there to investigate?
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Three hundred women
saw him crushing Poussey
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till her lungs couldn't fill no more.
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Then, surely, IA will come
to the same conclusion.
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You got to trust the system to do its job.
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You mean the same system
who don't give a shit
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when some pasty-ass cop shoots a black man
for spray painting a wall?
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Or selling loose cigarettes?
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Or reaching into his pocket
for his own damn keys?
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You mean that system?
Oh, yeah, they real trustworthy!
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Give us a minute, please.
Give us a minute.
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He can't go free. You understand?
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This whole thing started
because of Poussey!
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She the reason we doing this!
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And this place will never be what it was
because of what you did for her.
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In her name!
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If you say no to this now,
it will all be for nothing.
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Not to mention,
you are gonna piss off a lot of people.
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The women in here...
and the guys out here.
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And their weaponry
is a hell of a lot more punishing
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than anything a CO wears on his belt.
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What you see out there...
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is a shit ton of people
who are also angry at you.
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We got the public on our side
and hostages! What you got?
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A remarkable...
unprecedented offer on the table.
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Well, you tell the governor
it ain't good enough.
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- Me?
- Yes. You know what happened in here.
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You got to tell him.
He'll believe you.
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It's not a matter of him
believing me or not.
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And?
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Mr. Caputo is gonna tell the governor
no hostages until all our demands are met,
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especially CO Bayley in jailey.
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In jail. Shit!
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-Open the doors!
-Taystee, I'm not--
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Miss Jefferson...
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anything less than a "yes" right now
is the end.
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Are you sure you want to blow this?
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Yeah. Like, sure-sure?
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People who murder people
ain't supposed to just be walking around.
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Maybe even walking theyselves
right down to Juarez.
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The two of you can come back
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when you're ready
to give us justice for Poussey!
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Get the fuck out!
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-Taystee...
-Get the fuck out.
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I'm sorry, um,
I need to tell you...
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I'm having a panic attack.
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Okay. Uh...
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Can I... can I do something?
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Actually, can you hold her for a sec?
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-Oh...
-Okay.
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Okay.
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It's okay.
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Everything's gonna be all right.
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I know, right?
I know everything's gonna be all right.
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Okay, can you...
can you die from these?
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Like, do you think anyone's ever
panicked themselves to death?
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My mom told me to think of the beach,
but... some thoughts are too dark.
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Okay, that doesn't help.
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Also, you're, like, what... 12?
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What do you know about dark thoughts?
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I killed someone.
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She's dead.
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Yeah, I'm feeling better now.
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Yeah, I'll take her back.
Thank you, please.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Guys, we're up to 600,000 views
on YouTube.
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-But what are they saying?
-Uh, uh, uh...
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The comments are mostly skewing positive.
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"Squash the system."
"Give the ladies what they want."
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That sort of thing.
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I guess you can't deny cruelty
when it shows up on your Facebook feed.
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We must beware of the goblins.
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-The goblins?
-She means trolls.
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-Right, of course.
-Yes. He's a big goblin-troll.
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And the others like him in the webiverse
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could still find a way
to defend him and vilify us.
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And we can't let that happen.
We must stay on top.
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Red, I think it is time for you
to sit down and just chill the fuck out!
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Can we all chill the fuck out?
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- Refresh the feed, Gina.
- Oh, for fuck's sake...
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Will you just promise me
that you will take it easy?
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Easy does it.
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I gotta get some air. Huh?
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WebMD said to elevate it above your heart.
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It also said to seek
professional medical care.
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Dr. Chapman is here.
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And I am gonna scrounge together
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the finest cocktail
that Litchfield has to offer.
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I already got some Tylenol
from Arsenic and Old Lace over there.
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It probably expired in '98.
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Expiration dates are a marketing scheme.
Totally bogus.
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All right. I'm gonna go to the pharmacy.
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I'll see if I can get you
something harder.
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Wait, you're actually considering
going back out there?
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- For you.
- For me?
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Please, don't do your thing right now.
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Are you talking about
my trying-to-help-you thing?
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Or are you talking about
my speaking-in-general thing?
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Why can't you just say
you want to see what's going on?
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Fine. I do.
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I wanna go see if all this is ending
so that I can get you some real help.
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And I also wanna see if all this stuff
we've done has been for nothing.
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You wanna know if me
getting my ulna snapped by Godzilla
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helped your little cause?
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Alex... I know that you're hurting.
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What he did...
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I wanted to die... just sitting there,
not being able to help you.
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Which is why I think it's very important
for me to go find out--
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-You know what? Go. Just go.
-No.
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- If you want me to stay, I'll stay.
- What is it?
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-I'm serious...
-I'm--
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Go. I actually... I actually don't
even want to look at you right now.
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Go!
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It represents magic.
And beauty.
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And appreciating beauty.
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So why did you decide to get it in a spot
where you can't see it?
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Oh, it's not for me.
It's for other people.
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Other people who fail to see the beauty
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even when they are
in the most beautiful place on earth,
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looking at a magic fish up close,
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just because they got a little seasick
on the way back to shore.
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And believe me, I get that it's no fun
to barf on sea life,
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but you drink some water,
you take a nap and you move on.
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You don't sit inside for two days and mope
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when the beach and...
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life and...
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sun is all happening outside. You know?
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Sounds like trouble in paradise.
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Well, it's trouble in paradise.
It's trouble in New York.
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And it's trouble in Europe.
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-Maybe you're incompatible.
-Oh, we're completely incompatible.
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We don't work at all.
The entire thing is stupid.
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But yet you're here
getting a fish tattoo on your neck
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-to remind her of beauty.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Because I love her.
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She can't reject the deal.
Did you explain our legal limitations?
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This is not about logic.
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Give me that.
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-You got some crackers or something?
-I'll see what I can find.
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You're going to need to tell me
where the hostages are,
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so we can avoid them in the cross fire.
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No! You can't go in there.
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You tell Jack some of us
also value inmate lives.
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Well, actually, MCC is out of the picture
for the time being.
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Oh, for the time being?
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You're really going to let them
keep their license after all this?
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I wouldn't be so quick
to assign blame yet, Warden.
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Listen to me.
You don't have to do this.
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One inmate does not speak
for the entire prison.
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There are... there are other leaders
that I can talk to. I--
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We gave them everything they wanted
and it still wasn't enough.
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It's like when you offer
a homeless man a bagel
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and then he asks you
for a veggie schmear and jam.
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Just because a homeless man
is into weird food combinations
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doesn't mean he's not hungry.
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That man didn't want food
any more than those women want reform.
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They want to remain victims.
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If you actually give them what they want,
they lose their power.
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Are those... the hostages?
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Jefferson let them out?
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She must've changed her mind.
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Bring them in here.
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I don't want anybody
seeing them until we've had time
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- to prepare a statement.
- Yes, ma'am.
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-I guess we make an okay team.
-Don't even think about hugging me.
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Come here.
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It's like you stepped in dog shit
with your whole body.
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You love it.
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You would've done the same thing as me,
and you know it.
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He's coming out of surgery.
Please...
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Oh, shut it.
You're giving me a headache.
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We arresting OGs now?
Dang!
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Backstabbing bitch
released all our guards.
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This piece of shit's all we got left.
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You could have said that last part in...
in Spanish.
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-Help me frisk 'em.
-Don't got to tell me twice.
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No, come on. Please, don't.
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No, no, no. You can't take that.
Please, no.
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I need to know about my boy.
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Please, if you have any humanity in you,
please don't do this.
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We could've gotten our GEDs in here,
instead of wasting our time.
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We could've gotten it so that our kids
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could hug us for more than 30 seconds
when they come see us.
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But you just screwed all of us
out of that.
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So don't talk to me about humanity.
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Keep an eye on them tricky fuckers.
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And no torturing till we get back.
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Wait.
Where we going?
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We... we got to tell La Jefferson
what happened.
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I think I need to make a pit stop first.
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Starting to think maybe we
shouldn't have snorted all that coffee.
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Coffee has been proven
to give you the shits.
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Something about bowel spasms.
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Bet you feel better
after you push some brown out.
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Jeez!
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Fuck! Wrong end!
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Come on...
let's get you to a bathroom, mama.
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- Come on.
- Okay.
240
00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:06,220
So... this whole time,
I've been your muscle...
241
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,848
while you've been trying to figure out
a way to free your boyfriend?
242
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:13,144
No. Fuck Joe.
He cheated on me.
243
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,313
And I'm, like, way above his pay grade.
244
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,275
I mean, I... I thought that he
was headed up MCC's corporate ladder,
245
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,652
but clearly, the man
simply does not have what it takes.
246
00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:25,114
And if I'm going to be perfectly honest...
247
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,576
there is such a thing as too big,
you know?
248
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,870
I'm kind of tight down there, so...
249
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:36,125
-Your poor, counterfeit cunt.
-I'm sorry, Boo. I am.
250
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,459
But I was too afraid to tell you.
251
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,173
You know that there were
parts of Von Barlow that were real,
252
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,549
that were me.
253
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:49,138
You know, I... I don't have a problem
with the cunt you created.
254
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:53,184
My problem is with the cunt you are.
255
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,936
The MCC cunt.
256
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:59,941
The one who every day, in every way,
makes this shithole a whole lot shittier.
257
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,317
I didn't know.
258
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,111
But now that I'm in here,
I realize how fucked up it is
259
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,612
to treat people like...
260
00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:08,824
like variables
affecting our net income gains.
261
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,036
But I see you now.
262
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,914
And you deserve more
than the bare minimum needed to survive.
263
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:18,709
Yeah. We deserve more.
264
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,502
In fact...
265
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:27,759
I think that I, personally,
deserve about $5000 more.
266
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,805
You know...
267
00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:34,058
to keep your little secret?
268
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,228
That's extortion.
269
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,313
I'm sorry.
270
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:41,857
Do you think I was in here
because I made an honest living?
271
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,069
Fine.
272
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,613
Glad that's settled.
273
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:50,199
What?
274
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:54,203
Oh...
You're gonna PayPal me, pronto.
275
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,415
booboombah@hotmail.com.
276
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:05,506
Well, it looks like I am down to 3%,
and I did not bring my charger. So...
277
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,551
So... let's go looking.
278
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,388
Fine.
279
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:18,560
-Hey, nurse? You still open?
-Do you really wanna keep playing that?
280
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,272
-What happened to you?
-Uh...
281
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,149
I got mauled by a bear.
282
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,994
-You take some of Red's vitamins?
-Oh, I wish.
283
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,954
Any drugs of any kind
would have really helped
284
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:40,916
with the tsunami of fucked-up
that was last night.
285
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,461
But, sadly... still sober.
286
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,714
You gonna tell me what happened,
or you... you gonna keep stalling
287
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,383
with all your words?
288
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,802
Uh, for now,
I don't want to talk about it.
289
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,304
You know,
I don't wanna think about it.
290
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:57,516
All I want to do is just sit here,
you know, with you.
291
00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:01,270
Maybe see about a cigarette.
They keep any fucking cigarettes here?
292
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,480
-No. Hey, hey, hey.
-What?
293
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,982
You're not mad at me anymore?
294
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:10,112
Look, it turns out that mad is a luxury
I cannot afford at this time.
295
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,032
There is a reason
why those Spanish ladies,
296
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,242
they call me loco in the coco.
297
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:19,580
I'm trying so hard not to be like that.
298
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:24,043
But it's like, uh, what Dr. Oz
says about insanity.
299
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,046
When you do the same thing
over, over, over, over again,
300
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,589
expecting different results.
301
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:32,134
Well, I think it was actually Einstein,
but proceed.
302
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,809
See, they look positive to me.
303
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:43,979
I mean, I know some of the lines
is blurrier than the others,
304
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,067
but I think I'm so fucking crazy,
I'm seeing shit now.
305
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,235
Babe...
306
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,363
you're actually pregnant.
307
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,616
I mean, you're also crazy, but, uh,
308
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,326
unless you put these
in someone else's piss...
309
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,286
-No, I did not.
-Well...
310
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,247
okay, you're with child here.
311
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,999
No. No, that's not...
312
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,043
that's not... possible, because you said--
313
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,380
I didn't believe you.
All right, maybe I was scared,
314
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,258
you know, imagining a hairy little bambino
popping out of your vajayjay.
315
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,385
It's not exactly the stuff
of masturbatory fantasies.
316
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,636
But, uh...
317
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,722
Hey, I'm happy for you.
318
00:18:18,805 --> 00:18:20,391
This is what you always wanted, right?
319
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,600
Vinnie...
320
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,853
Vinnie doesn't want
to have anything to do with this.
321
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,606
He won't even answer my calls.
322
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,275
Fuck Vinnie.
323
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,152
All right? We'll make it work.
I will help you.
324
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,487
What about this baby? Huh?
325
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:38,325
For a whole year, I'm not gonna be there
to watch his little belly at night,
326
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:40,202
make sure he's still breathing.
327
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,205
Remember to wash
the little folds in his neck.
328
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,708
Take those cute photos of him
with a big bowl of spaghetti,
329
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,295
with a meatball
on top of his head and... and...
330
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:53,257
Now his father's not gonna be there
to do those things, either.
331
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,633
Oh, my God!
332
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:58,011
Nicky, what kind of a life
is that for a baby?
333
00:18:58,094 --> 00:19:00,847
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
- Stop. Breathe.
334
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,099
It'll be fine, okay?
335
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,602
Look, babies don't know shit.
336
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,978
They're babies.
337
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,022
Come here.
338
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,277
We will let your families know
you've been safely released.
339
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,279
-Mine, too?
-That's right.
340
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,616
Um... she's an inmate, actually. So...
341
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,996
What did Jefferson say when she sent you?
I want her exact words.
342
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:29,084
Jefferson? Oh, no, no, no.
This was all me.
343
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,588
I risked my ass like Moses,
leading these people to freedom.
344
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,591
Yeah. She cut a hole in the fence.
345
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:40,262
Are you saying the hostages weren't
released as a result of negotiations?
346
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,139
Negotiations? No, no, no, no, no.
I did it for the deal.
347
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,141
What deal?
From whom?
348
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,188
With the guys.
They, um...
349
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,609
The ones that run the prison. You know?
The MCC.
350
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:59,365
They... they said that I would get time
off my sentence if I freed them.
351
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,577
I am so sorry if anyone from MCC
352
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,288
led you to believe that they
have a say in inmate sentencing--
353
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,332
No, no, no. Uh-uh.
No. Fuck that.
354
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,251
No. You see...
355
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:15,381
I ruined a lot of things
for a lot of good people in there,
356
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,591
and I didn't do this shit for nothing.
357
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,092
Uh, oh, okay.
358
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:21,762
Don't get me wrong. We are
extremely grateful for what you've done.
359
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,555
I just want to go home.
360
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:30,145
You know, I ain't never
put my baby girl to sleep before?
361
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,400
Not even once.
362
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:39,655
I risked everything
to get these people out.
363
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,366
Your people.
364
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,661
I will see what I can do for you.
365
00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:48,121
Thank you.
366
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,293
This is a nice, snug fit.
367
00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:56,422
Perfect for my CPAP.
368
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,717
I wonder how long it'll take 'em
to wrap this all up.
369
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,679
Hadn't really planned on so many...
370
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,722
visitors.
371
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,392
I've been called much worse
and stayed much longer.
372
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:11,437
Oh, Frieda.
Look at us!
373
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:16,733
He was so sure he had the win.
374
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,319
Fool.
375
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,820
Don't "us" me.
376
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:23,407
I helped you out,
but the game I play is defense.
377
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,992
- What happens to him outside--
- Outside?
378
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,621
No.
379
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,751
I can't let them take him out
without a victory lap.
380
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:39,089
Them taking him out
is your victory lap, Red.
381
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,174
He'll be prosecuted.
382
00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:45,220
-When is it enough for you?
-Almost.
383
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,724
It's almost enough.
384
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,059
Gina, give me the phone.
385
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,188
Didn't you promise Nichols
you'd stay on the straight and narrow?
386
00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:58,233
Without disappointment,
she and I have nothing.
387
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,404
Oh...
388
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,492
One less Pabst.
389
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,077
Mark it, Norma.
390
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,122
You could ask for help.
391
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,626
Why? Do you have some magical yoga poses
that will help me?
392
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:20,046
Those tend to work better
when your bones are intact.
393
00:22:21,047 --> 00:22:22,257
Mmm.
394
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,094
Why'd you tell Chapman to go?
395
00:22:27,303 --> 00:22:28,722
Because she didn't want to stay.
396
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:36,146
Piper always needs to have a cause.
Or some other escape hatch.
397
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:39,065
Seemed to me like she wanted to help you.
398
00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,944
At least from where I was standing,
which wasn't very close.
399
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:47,157
But, you know, it's pretty tight,
so it wasn't so far, either.
400
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:52,663
Look, she leaves.
It's what she does. Trust me.
401
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:57,709
These past few days,
we could've hung out together,
402
00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,753
playing house...
403
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:03,507
taking advantage of the only moments
of relative freedom
404
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,426
that we're gonna have for years.
405
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,805
But, instead,
she had to go do something else.
406
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:11,973
All I'm saying...
407
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:17,729
is you can't tell people to go
and then blame them for leaving.
408
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,992
"Love is pain."
409
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,410
Excuse me?
410
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,789
Uh, your arm. Your...
411
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:37,916
-how you say, uh... inking?
-Oh.
412
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,210
This? I got this as a joke.
413
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:47,509
My girlfriend got a fish that was
supposed to remind me of beauty...
414
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:52,931
and, in response, I did this.
Like, "I'll show you."
415
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:55,058
Love is not beauty.
416
00:23:55,141 --> 00:23:57,227
-It's pain.
-Mmm...
417
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,436
Girlfriend?
418
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,523
Well, she's my ex-girlfriend.
419
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:06,402
Oh, I'm all gay, all the time,
so I'll never fuck you, Frenchy.
420
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,156
Still want to ask about my inking?
421
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,325
Sure. Why not?
422
00:24:12,408 --> 00:24:15,078
I like stories.
Helps me forget my own love pain.
423
00:24:15,161 --> 00:24:17,122
Mmm. Mademoiselle!
424
00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:19,708
Same again?
425
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:22,503
-Yes. And whatever she's having.
-You got it.
426
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,675
I bet...
my love pain beats your love pain.
427
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:33,138
-Pain is not a contest.
-Mmm.
428
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,683
She broke my heart.
429
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,394
Mon cœur.
430
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,649
And that happens. I get it.
I mean, you know, like...
431
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,527
whatever.
432
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:50,864
You know, like, people that love
each other hurt each other.
433
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:55,076
But... today, I really went nuclear.
434
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,329
I think I broke her life.
435
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,207
What did you do?
436
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,586
Thank you.
437
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,757
I'm sorry. That's... that's
about as specific as it's gonna get.
438
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,302
Uh, I think you actually
want to tell someone.
439
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,263
Here, I will go first.
Okay.
440
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:20,268
My wife, she made sex
with our local butcher.
441
00:25:20,351 --> 00:25:23,521
So I made sex with a stewardess.
442
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:27,108
And then she made sex
with a landscape architect,
443
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,527
and I made sex with a history teacher,
444
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:33,031
and a jazz singer, and a secretary
and a waitress.
445
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:36,242
No... two waitresses.
446
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,371
-And now, I am alone...
-Mmm.
447
00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:44,334
...and she is marrying
the landscape architect.
448
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:46,169
Aw.
449
00:25:46,252 --> 00:25:50,924
And I am sharing my story of pain
450
00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,720
with a lesbian in a bar in New York.
451
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,723
See? Easy.
452
00:25:58,890 --> 00:25:59,933
Now you.
453
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:04,855
I said her name.
454
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:12,696
And they said, "Would you spell that?"
455
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,406
And then they asked...
456
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:20,203
"This person,
was she aware of her crimes?"
457
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,832
And then they said her name back to me.
458
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,917
And then I said her name back to them.
459
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:32,132
I spent the afternoon
sending the love of my life to prison...
460
00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:33,549
to save myself.
461
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,721
Because, after six years...
462
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,766
I'm still mad at her.
463
00:26:41,432 --> 00:26:42,684
And hurt by her.
464
00:26:45,311 --> 00:26:47,230
And I still love her. And...
465
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,816
love is pain.
466
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,360
Merde.
467
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,198
See?
468
00:26:58,241 --> 00:26:59,325
I win.
469
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:01,953
Another drink?
470
00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:26,102
Ugh.
471
00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:54,089
You're awake.
472
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,682
Mmm...
473
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:08,186
Even warm beer tastes good after a win.
474
00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:14,109
Look, we just broke a million views!
475
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:20,741
A million people have seen what
a pathetic, abusive little man you are.
476
00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:27,914
Your hand could fit twice
around that girl's arm.
477
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:31,835
Yet you still needed to break it
to hold her back.
478
00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:35,546
You really think anyone's
gonna give a shit about that in a day?
479
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,925
Some 12-year-old's
gonna add a fart noise to it,
480
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,177
share it with his
fart-noise-loving buddies,
481
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,014
then a new fart noise video's
gonna come out,
482
00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,350
and you will all be forgotten.
483
00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:49,269
Again.
484
00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,772
This is pretty compelling stuff.
485
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:56,109
Sticky.
I think it's gonna stick.
486
00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:59,695
I think that you are
the scum of the earth.
487
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,741
You're as much a criminal as we are.
488
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,868
You just haven't been caught yet.
489
00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:06,036
But it's coming.
490
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:11,082
Because we won.
We fought back and we won.
491
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,044
And you are a blind cow.
492
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:17,005
And you are a...
493
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:40,403
I lost my humanity
in the dirt here for a while...
494
00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:44,657
but it's slowly coming back.
495
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:49,996
See how I tried to do the human thing
and give a man a drink?
496
00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,666
But you can't take it.
497
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,213
In addition to not seeing yourself...
498
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,757
you can't see me.
499
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,888
And we have so much in common.
500
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:10,433
We have nothing in common.
501
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,980
You're a prisoner, and I'm free.
502
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:20,318
And the likelihood that ever changes
is something I'd bet my life on.
503
00:30:21,777 --> 00:30:23,529
I'd take that bet.
504
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,621
I told you they ain't coming back.
505
00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,999
Look, they just...
they sweating us out is all.
506
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:38,086
Hey. What happened to Kramer vs. Kramer?
507
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:41,131
-They'll be right back.
-Back? From where?
508
00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:42,841
We got everything,
509
00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:45,551
-but then she kicked them out--
-Almost everything.
510
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:49,555
And now they're gonna tell the governor
that we need to get Bayley back, too.
511
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:52,893
You mean Figueroa gave in
on everything else on the list?
512
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:56,354
Look, none of that matters
if we don't get what we came for.
513
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:58,439
A lot of us care about those other things.
514
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:00,608
-Yeah.
-Oh, so now y'all wanna give a shit?
515
00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:02,235
Yo, y'all need to chill.
516
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:04,487
If T say they're coming back,
they're coming back.
517
00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:07,240
But how much longer can we afford to wait?
518
00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:08,616
What about Suzanne?
519
00:31:08,699 --> 00:31:11,912
Wait, I told Cindy
to deal with her ass already.
520
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:15,790
Oh, you the one that sent "Shalom, y'all"
to give Suzanne lithium?
521
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,083
Lithium?
522
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,377
What else were we supposed to do?
523
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,629
Crazy is scary when she crazy-crazy.
524
00:31:21,712 --> 00:31:24,424
She needed to shut the fuck up
for a little while.
525
00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:28,011
Well, now she's catatonic,
so I hope you're all happy.
526
00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,512
Jesus!
527
00:31:29,595 --> 00:31:31,764
One of y'all come and get me
when they come back.
528
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,851
When they come back?
529
00:31:43,859 --> 00:31:46,029
-How much I owe you?
-What?
530
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:49,782
Where's the food?
531
00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:53,036
You from Greco's?
532
00:31:55,621 --> 00:31:57,082
I'm here about Poussey.
533
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,336
You're a friend of hers?
534
00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,172
I'm from Litchfield.
535
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:09,219
I work there.
I mean, I used to work there.
536
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,222
You're the CO.
537
00:32:13,889 --> 00:32:15,766
Baxter. Bayley, sir.
538
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:17,643
What the hell are you doing here?
539
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:21,105
-Sir, I'm... I'm so sorry. I--
-Get away from me!
540
00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:23,441
Get away from my house.
541
00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,027
You got about two seconds
to get off my property.
542
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:30,615
Wait, I wanted to tell you
that... that I'm-- I'm sorry.
543
00:32:31,657 --> 00:32:35,245
What am I gonna do with that?
You want me to say I forgive you?
544
00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:38,039
I just wanted to tell you
that I... I'm responsible.
545
00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,375
It was my fault...
546
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,630
and I wanted to tell you that in person
547
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:49,175
because I know you're angry,
and you should be...
548
00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:53,679
- so I'm here to...
- You want me to punish you.
549
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,432
Is that it?
550
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,355
With what... you want me to beat you?
551
00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:06,026
Press charges?
Send you to prison?
552
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,154
Why?
553
00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:14,367
Because I don't know
how else to make it right.
554
00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:18,829
There is no making it right.
555
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,917
I'm not interested in giving you
whatever it is you think you need
556
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,419
so you can atone.
557
00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:29,465
See, I don't care whether
you're able to heal yourself from this.
558
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:30,966
'Cause what you done...
559
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:35,596
you're gonna have to live with
for the rest of your life.
560
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,059
That's your punishment.
561
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,144
And you know what?
562
00:33:41,227 --> 00:33:44,189
It's still a hell of a lot better
than what my baby girl got.
563
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,276
May you never have a day's peace.
564
00:33:49,735 --> 00:33:50,736
Never.
565
00:33:57,952 --> 00:33:59,829
This isn't the right charger.
566
00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:02,957
What? Oh.
567
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,293
Hey, where do you think you're going?
568
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,712
I was just trying to get, um...
569
00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:10,131
just to see if there was food
in the kitchen.
570
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:13,051
You are a really shitty liar.
571
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,345
I mean, how did I ever fall for it?
572
00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:19,224
Seriously, shame on me.
573
00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:22,227
-Boo, honey, please--
-Oh, honey, let's...
574
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,687
No! Ow! Ow!
Please don't... Ah!
575
00:34:24,770 --> 00:34:26,064
Hear ye! Hear ye!
576
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,317
Gather the fuck round, bitches.
577
00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:35,865
I'd like to take a moment to introduce you
to Miss Linda Ferguson.
578
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:38,743
She's the head of purchasing for,
wait for it...
579
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:39,952
MCC.
580
00:34:40,035 --> 00:34:41,746
I know.
581
00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:43,248
- Oh, fuck!
- I know.
582
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,459
You thought Linda here
was a hardened criminal. So did I.
583
00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:51,589
But it turns out
that she is an infiltrator.
584
00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,424
She's a fucking spy.
585
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:56,427
-What?
-She's a fucking bitch!
586
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:59,180
Now, "purchasing" being her job title,
587
00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:02,767
would lead you to believe that her job
is to buy us things, right?
588
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:07,397
But no...
in reality, her job is not to buy.
589
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,650
Her job is to deprive.
590
00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:14,987
Like, you know how we
have to eat poop instead of food?
591
00:35:15,070 --> 00:35:16,656
Thank you, Linda.
592
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:21,119
You know how we have to roll
our own tampons out of old napkins?
593
00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:23,204
Well, she's your girl.
594
00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:26,582
How about these pillows
that smell like mildew?
595
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:28,959
Yup, that's her.
596
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:32,922
Or these shower shoes that are so thin
the tile fungus gets through the soles?
597
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:36,342
Yeah, and what about these boots
that weigh ten pounds each, huh?
598
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,469
No, that's not even my department!
599
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,139
Fuck you, Linda!
600
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,309
You know what this reminds me of?
601
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:46,894
When I went to go visit my family
in Bucaramanga,
602
00:35:46,977 --> 00:35:48,979
some guy stole my cousin's purse,
603
00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:51,732
the whole town got together
and lynched the guy right in front of us.
604
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:52,817
-Mmm.
-Mmm-hmm.
605
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:55,278
They do that shit in Mexico, too.
So fucked-up.
606
00:35:55,361 --> 00:35:57,613
-Hello? Justice was served.
-Oh, shit.
607
00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,240
Hello?
We're crimers, too.
608
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,492
If we lived there,
we would've got, like, super lynched.
609
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:06,622
No, down there, if you're super cute,
you don't have to do crime.
610
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,458
You just marry a drug boss or something.
611
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:11,169
We grew up
on the wrong side of the border, I swear.
612
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,712
-Mmm-hmm.
-Shit.
613
00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:15,005
Fucking bitch!
614
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,634
Come on!
Is that all you got?
615
00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:21,136
What's happening?
616
00:36:24,724 --> 00:36:27,477
My God.
Look at all those people.
617
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,978
Yeah, it's 'cause of some video.
618
00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,605
All of this is because of the video?
619
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,523
Weird mix it's drawing in, right?
620
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,276
If I was walking by that crowd,
I'd figure Oprah must have died.
621
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,862
What going on with the negotiations?
622
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:40,740
We got them.
The demands. All but one.
623
00:36:40,823 --> 00:36:41,824
Get the fuck out.
624
00:36:41,907 --> 00:36:44,202
But then Taystee
had to pull her dick out, and now--
625
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:46,746
It's just a matter of time
before they come back with everything.
626
00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:48,038
Keep telling yourself that.
627
00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:51,292
-So we're not getting the demands?
-It's a wait-and-see.
628
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:57,257
Shut Litchfield down!
Shut Litchfield down!
629
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,646
- Hello?
- Mom!
630
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:15,190
Piper, honey, is that you?
631
00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:16,692
What are you doing here?
632
00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:21,989
My child is trapped in a prison riot.
One shows up for those sorts of things.
633
00:37:22,072 --> 00:37:23,949
Please tell me you're not leading it.
634
00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:26,744
I guess I should be flattered
that you think of me as a leader.
635
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:28,288
Honey, are you okay?
636
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,498
No.
637
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:36,170
-I mean, it's Alex.
-Did something happen?
638
00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,255
Yeah.
639
00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:43,093
We went through something
really horrible together and, um...
640
00:37:46,013 --> 00:37:48,933
Do you remember when I used to say
that I wasn't afraid of dying?
641
00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:53,187
You'd say it every time you jumped off
your grandma's roof into the pool.
642
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,856
Well, I think I'm finally scared.
643
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,986
Because I came pretty close to dying.
644
00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,864
I mean, closer than I've ever been.
645
00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,534
And it made me realize that...
646
00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:08,828
I don't want to miss out
on being with her.
647
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,667
I want to stick around because of her.
648
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,877
I'm so sorry.
I know you didn't come here to hear that.
649
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:22,342
Oh, no, no, honey, honey, it's not easy.
But I'm glad you have someone like that.
650
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:27,805
I mean, I remember when I first realized
that I felt that way about your father.
651
00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:32,518
I was a freshman in college
and we had this devastating hurricane.
652
00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:36,021
I mean, half of the university
was under water, and...
653
00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,983
several of us were trapped in a dorm.
654
00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:44,029
Thought I would die from the heat,
waiting for the life rafts to come.
655
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:49,702
And then I saw your father
paddling across the lawn...
656
00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:51,245
in a rowboat.
657
00:38:52,162 --> 00:38:55,708
He knew I was in there,
so he volunteered to bring us some food.
658
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,336
Cans of corn.
659
00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,088
That's what he brought me.
660
00:39:01,171 --> 00:39:03,048
I didn't know that.
661
00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:04,634
Yes.
662
00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:07,345
It's nice that
you want to be there for Alex.
663
00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:13,726
I always thought you would be the girl
in the relationship though,
664
00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:17,897
but I suppose there was always
a healthy dose of testosterone in you.
665
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:20,483
So I shouldn't be surprised.
666
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:24,987
Two steps forward and one step back,
but we're making progress.
667
00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:27,990
People, we need you
to move this whole area 40 feet back!
668
00:39:28,073 --> 00:39:29,534
Let's go!
Come on, move!
669
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,077
- I have to go.
- Get 'em back.
670
00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:34,830
- Mom?
- Let's go, people.
671
00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:37,625
Come on, move.
672
00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:43,130
How about a Chinese character
that says tranquility?
673
00:39:43,213 --> 00:39:44,757
Oh, come on.
674
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,134
A Chinese character
can never pronounce tranquility.
675
00:39:47,217 --> 00:39:48,302
Larry.
676
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,346
She'll admit that was funny later.
677
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:53,724
So Noah Berkowitz--
678
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,976
- Berkovich. Yeah.
- Berkovich.
679
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:59,814
So he was way deep
in the superhero culture.
680
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:01,190
He was five.
681
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:05,277
I was five, too, but I saw them all
for the frauds that they were.
682
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,988
You know,
Batman with his gadgets. Spidermin--
683
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,490
Spider-Man.
684
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:10,783
-What?
-Spider-Man.
685
00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:13,453
-That's what I said.
-You said "Spidermin."
686
00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:15,705
Like he's a dermatologist
on the Upper East Side.
687
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:19,500
Whatever.
It was all a big, fat lie.
688
00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,752
Most of the men I knew
couldn't even run up a flight of stairs,
689
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:24,129
let alone leap tall buildings or fly.
690
00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:27,550
- Maybe I should get a yin-yang?
- Lame.
691
00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:29,469
"Lame"?
692
00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:31,053
You're getting the Kool-Aid Man.
693
00:40:31,136 --> 00:40:34,474
Yeah, a hero with a practical ability.
694
00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,266
-Breaking through a wall?
-No.
695
00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:39,937
He satisfies your thirst on demand.
That's a hero in my book.
696
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,522
That's a cocktail waitress.
697
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:44,358
I'm still holding out
for the ability to fly.
698
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,610
All done.
699
00:40:52,157 --> 00:40:53,200
Oh, yeah!
700
00:40:53,283 --> 00:40:54,827
Your mother's gonna kill you.
701
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:57,121
My mother doesn't see
this part of my body anymore.
702
00:40:57,204 --> 00:40:59,289
You took your pants off
in front of her last week.
703
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,376
I had a weird skin thing.
I wanted her take on it.
704
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,044
From now on,
I'll call Dr. Spidermin for it.
705
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:06,631
I don't know, she sniffs out secrets
like a truffle pig.
706
00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,216
So what are you getting?
707
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,804
-Oh, I... I think I'm gonna pass.
-What?
708
00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,556
-Yeah.
-No, come on, get one.
709
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,934
Another one, where, you know, in a place
where people can see it this time.
710
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:21,061
It's not-- My tattoo is not for me.
711
00:41:21,979 --> 00:41:23,022
It's...
712
00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:27,777
It's for other people.
It's a reminder of beauty.
713
00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:33,198
And 'cause I'm a... I'm a Pisces, right?
It's like a fish tattoo of destiny.
714
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,367
Exactly.
715
00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:39,955
It's a fish tattoo of destiny.
716
00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:44,084
Larry?
717
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:47,880
Lare?
718
00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:17,326
Shit.
719
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,662
It's her.
720
00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:22,372
Fuck! Oh, fuck, she knows.
721
00:42:23,248 --> 00:42:26,168
Hey, it's Vause. Leave a message.
722
00:42:26,251 --> 00:42:27,670
Shalom.
723
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:33,092
You know that means "hello" and "goodbye"?
Just like "aloha."
724
00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:35,678
But you probably knew that.
725
00:42:35,761 --> 00:42:38,305
Something that you may not know...
726
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:41,809
is that today...
727
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:46,647
my boyfriend got a tattoo...
728
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,734
of the Kool-Aid Man.
729
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,026
Oh, yeah.
730
00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:55,364
And believe me, Al...
731
00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:59,534
it's no "Love is pain."
732
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,286
This is Piper, by the way.
733
00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:05,708
Blast from the past.
Do you recognize my voice?
734
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:11,005
Boy, well, I guess things...
735
00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:16,385
You know things are bad
when you're calling old girlfriends
736
00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:19,847
from the bathroom floor
in the middle of the night, huh?
737
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,475
How are you still...
738
00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:27,980
in my brain?
739
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:30,608
Where are you?
740
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:35,863
Do you miss me?
Probably not.
741
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,572
I miss you.
742
00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:38,908
I don't know what I'm doing.
743
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:41,744
Shalom.
744
00:43:45,372 --> 00:43:47,750
I don't know what I'm doing.
Shalom.
745
00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:52,963
So what did the mystery lady have to say?
746
00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:56,175
Does the schnauzer get clipped at dawn?
747
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,847
Are you okay?
748
00:44:03,598 --> 00:44:04,725
Fuck, do we need to get out of here?
749
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:08,145
Um, yeah. Yeah, you need...
you need to get out of here.
750
00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:11,565
-Seriously?
-Yeah, you need to go.
751
00:44:12,482 --> 00:44:15,527
Oh. Okay. Um...
752
00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:17,863
Okay.
753
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:21,241
-Look, it's for your own safety.
-Sure. I get it. I get it.
754
00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:33,963
- Move over. Move over!
- Oh, fuck.
755
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:35,089
Shit.
756
00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:40,260
-Are you kidding me right now?
-All the other stalls are full.
757
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:48,102
Is that pee? 'Cause it sounds
like pee, but it smells like shit.
758
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,561
Well, it feels like lava.
759
00:44:49,644 --> 00:44:52,732
When that article said
espresso's the poor man's cocaine...
760
00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:57,987
- I thought that meant we could snort it.
- I don't think it's the coffee.
761
00:44:58,070 --> 00:44:59,404
I think it's, like,
762
00:44:59,488 --> 00:45:02,074
what happens to your intestines
when you fuck up real bad.
763
00:45:02,157 --> 00:45:03,743
Stress does hit me in the gut.
764
00:45:04,659 --> 00:45:06,411
Maybe we should have
stayed out of this whole thing.
765
00:45:07,537 --> 00:45:09,749
Sat out in the yard,
getting sun or some shit.
766
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:12,459
No.
Fuck that.
767
00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:15,087
We did what we believed in.
768
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,673
Ain't no one can take that from us.
769
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:21,176
Except they did.
770
00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:24,054
Not yet, they haven't.
771
00:45:31,686 --> 00:45:33,313
We gotta tell Jefferson.
772
00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:36,025
And maybe there's a chance
that we can walk away from the table
773
00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:37,526
with what we still got.
774
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:41,363
-That's still a win by me.
-But we can't go out there.
775
00:45:41,446 --> 00:45:44,867
If those bitches find out
we lost the hostages, they'll kill us.
776
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:47,661
Or shove us into some crap box,
like they've been doing.
777
00:45:47,744 --> 00:45:49,121
Or like we've been doing.
778
00:45:51,206 --> 00:45:54,334
Don't make me question the mixed morality
of what we been doing here.
779
00:45:57,587 --> 00:45:58,588
Come on.
780
00:45:59,381 --> 00:46:01,926
You think about what you're gonna say
in the press conference?
781
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:05,637
'Cause we should be complementary
but not redundant.
782
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:08,598
You think they'll ask me to say something?
783
00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:11,268
They brought you a suit.
784
00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:17,482
Forty-four short.
785
00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:20,069
They think I'm fucking
Danny DeVito over here?
786
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:25,740
And they never brought
my goddamn crackers.
787
00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:27,827
They forget your boxers, too.
788
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:36,585
In and out?
Five minutes, tops.
789
00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:39,213
Don't touch the hair.
790
00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:44,218
You think if I touch that thing,
it'll actually move an inch?
791
00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:45,302
It's a fucking helmet.
792
00:46:50,682 --> 00:46:51,892
We have a situation.
793
00:46:53,643 --> 00:46:55,938
Miss Jefferson
did not release the hostages.
794
00:46:56,021 --> 00:46:57,522
An inmate helped them escape.
795
00:46:58,815 --> 00:46:59,900
What?
796
00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:02,736
Miss Jefferson clearly has no intention
of ending this riot.
797
00:47:02,819 --> 00:47:03,946
So we will have to.
798
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,668
Mmm.
799
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,169
Mmm.
800
00:48:05,882 --> 00:48:09,344
So is it true?
About your son's surgery?
801
00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:10,429
Yeah.
802
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,057
Will he be okay?
803
00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:17,186
They're doing this thing
called trepanation.
804
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:19,980
My aunt tried to explain it, but I don't
think she understands it, either.
805
00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:22,816
I know trepanation.
806
00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:25,777
They basically...
lift the upper flap of your scalp
807
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:28,822
and drill a hole under your skull
to release pressure on the brain.
808
00:48:28,905 --> 00:48:30,615
You making this shit up right now?
809
00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:33,452
Uh, no. Uh, my...
my roommate, freshman year,
810
00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:35,787
uh, he did it for enlightenment.
811
00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:37,914
Yeah, it's a thing.
812
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,293
You went to college?
813
00:48:41,376 --> 00:48:44,213
That's what you found
most surprising about that sentence?
814
00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:47,174
-You don't look like the type.
-I didn't go to college-college.
815
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:48,842
Uh, more like I...
816
00:48:48,925 --> 00:48:52,721
moved near campus and lived off
tuition checks till my parents found out.
817
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:54,181
Shit.
818
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,601
If you were my kid,
I would've slapped that ass till it bled.
819
00:48:57,684 --> 00:48:59,144
Yeah, my mom, uh...
820
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:02,022
she put raisins in everything
that she cooked for about a month.
821
00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:07,819
-Very passive-aggressive.
-Better than aggressive-aggressive.
822
00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:13,200
Maybe my kids
would have turned out better...
823
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:18,247
if I hadn't always been
so damn pissed at them all the time.
824
00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:23,418
I always thought if I didn't yell at them,
if I didn't spank them,
825
00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:26,921
then they would turn out to be
these little wake-and-bake shits
826
00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:28,507
with nothing in their lives.
827
00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:30,592
I'll pretend like that doesn't hit home.
828
00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:37,599
Uh, hey, you know,
from what I remember about trepanation,
829
00:49:37,682 --> 00:49:40,102
I... I think the survival rates
are actually pretty high.
830
00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:42,437
I mean, my roommate lived.
831
00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:44,939
He's not exactly normal, but...
832
00:49:45,815 --> 00:49:47,192
Not normal?
833
00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:50,237
High survival rates.
That's the message here.
834
00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:15,637
Yeah, hello?
835
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:19,433
Vincent, hi.
Uh... you don't know me.
836
00:50:19,516 --> 00:50:22,018
-But I am Lorna's friend.
-What?
837
00:50:23,478 --> 00:50:24,938
She put you up to this?
838
00:50:25,021 --> 00:50:26,648
Look, you tell Lorna
839
00:50:26,731 --> 00:50:29,568
I don't know why she keeps playing
these mind games with me.
840
00:50:29,651 --> 00:50:33,029
First, I'm having sex with her sister,
and now she's having a baby?
841
00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,239
Shit's bananas.
842
00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:37,784
All right, all right, man.
I get it. All right? I get it. Believe me.
843
00:50:37,867 --> 00:50:40,995
Uh, Lorna can be a little intense.
She can go overboard.
844
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,581
Which is why she has not one,
845
00:50:42,664 --> 00:50:46,210
but 12 pregnancy tests
all lit up like Christmas trees.
846
00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:49,963
Are you saying she's really pregnant?
847
00:50:50,046 --> 00:50:52,257
I'm guessing it wasn't your intelligence
that attracted her.
848
00:50:52,341 --> 00:50:54,843
Hey, you know what? Fuck you.
I didn't sign up for this shit.
849
00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:57,471
But that's where you're wrong,
'cause you did sign up for this.
850
00:50:57,554 --> 00:51:00,099
I mean, you had your choice of women
out there in the real world.
851
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,809
Uh, within your realm
of possibility, but still...
852
00:51:02,892 --> 00:51:04,811
There was a pool of fours,
maybe even some fives
853
00:51:04,894 --> 00:51:07,314
with okay tits for you to choose from.
But instead...
854
00:51:07,397 --> 00:51:09,899
you, uh, went fishing in the felon pond.
855
00:51:09,983 --> 00:51:13,945
So, either you're an asshole who knew
that women in here are so desperate
856
00:51:14,028 --> 00:51:15,071
you could hook yourself an eight,
857
00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:19,409
or you're as batshit as Lorna,
in which case, match made in heaven.
858
00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:22,537
-She thinks I'm fucking her sister.
-Oh... Are you?
859
00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:24,456
No! God, no.
860
00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:26,791
She's got, like, four kids.
And no tits.
861
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:29,378
I mean, I keep telling Lorna this.
She don't listen to me.
862
00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:32,506
Just keep telling her until she does.
863
00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:34,007
Yeah?
864
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:37,469
You know... all her life,
all she has ever wanted
865
00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:40,472
is for somebody to reassure her
that she is worthy of love.
866
00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:42,974
So if you do that, then, um...
867
00:51:43,057 --> 00:51:45,685
you know, she will be good to you,
she will take care of you.
868
00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:51,316
She will even overlook all those things
that are so deeply fucked-up in you.
869
00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:56,238
Uh, and yeah,
when she gets out of here, she will, uh...
870
00:51:56,321 --> 00:52:02,202
uh, probably hack your phone or maybe,
uh, key some female coworker's car.
871
00:52:02,286 --> 00:52:04,413
But, yeah, she's gonna do it
'cause she loves you.
872
00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:05,622
And, uh...
873
00:52:05,705 --> 00:52:11,085
I mean, some people would give anything
to be loved like that.
874
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,633
That's all I gotta say.
875
00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:23,765
Just stew in your juice, and then, uh...
yeah, do the right thing.
876
00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:37,279
Litchfield, 3:35,
you know, they're boarding already.
877
00:52:38,613 --> 00:52:39,948
Yeah, thanks.
878
00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:41,741
You're not in a hurry, huh?
879
00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:45,161
I can't blame you.
I went there once for a swim meet.
880
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:46,538
It's kind of Shitsville.
881
00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:50,584
Isn't it all kind of Shitsville?
882
00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:54,128
Uh... no, actually.
There's some pretty cool places out there.
883
00:52:56,881 --> 00:52:58,132
Where would you go?
884
00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,885
If I could go anywhere?
885
00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:03,888
Uh, New Orleans, probably.
There's a girl there.
886
00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:08,560
Uh, Portland. Obviously not in the winter.
Taos, maybe.
887
00:53:08,643 --> 00:53:12,146
Last boarding call for
express bus to Albany and Poughkeepsie.
888
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,611
Last boarding call for Albany
and Poughkeepsie, Bus 419.
889
00:53:17,694 --> 00:53:20,280
-Thanks.
-Thanks, man. Have a safe trip.
890
00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:29,539
This is
the final boarding call for the 3:35
891
00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:34,336
to Albany, Utica and Litchfield,
departing immediately from gate 14.
892
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,060
You don't handle her like this!
893
00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:54,314
Well, maybe what I've done for Suzanne
ain't what you would've done, but I tried.
894
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,565
You were "busy."
895
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:58,026
I was trying to make sure
we was doing right by Poussey.
896
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:03,323
Oh, whoa, whoa! I know you two piñatas
ain't really waltzing up in here
897
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:05,950
after chaining Suzanne
to her bed like a damn dog.
898
00:54:06,034 --> 00:54:09,329
-They did what, now?
-Settle down. We on the same team here.
899
00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:11,623
See, I ain't opposed
to hitting people on my team.
900
00:54:11,706 --> 00:54:13,583
Stop.
None of that matters.
901
00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:18,422
The hostages are gone.
Mendoza and Ruiz helped them escape.
902
00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:20,131
Wait, wait, wait.
The guards are gone?
903
00:54:20,214 --> 00:54:22,551
Also the hot one
that think he speak Italian.
904
00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:24,052
You mean gone-gone?
905
00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:26,846
Like no-more-bargaining-chips-on-the-table
gone?
906
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:28,181
Shit, man!
907
00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:30,725
You really think "shit"
is the best word for this situation?
908
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:34,228
'Cause me, personally,
I'd upgrade to "holy fucking Fucksville."
909
00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:36,856
We were thinking maybe we can
still walk away with what we got so far.
910
00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,651
-Yeah, I... I don't think we can do that.
-Why the hell not?
911
00:54:39,734 --> 00:54:40,944
Just wait here.
912
00:54:41,027 --> 00:54:43,405
-I'm gonna go get Fig back.
-Back from where?
913
00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:49,703
Hey.
914
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:58,127
I thought you might wanna go back
to your sexy librarian look.
915
00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:00,464
'Cause that's why I wear them.
916
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:02,507
It has nothing to do
with the having-to-see thing.
917
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,092
Right, there's that too. Okay.
918
00:55:04,175 --> 00:55:05,844
I need you to listen to me
for a second.
919
00:55:07,095 --> 00:55:08,805
I think that this thing might be over
920
00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:11,975
and I'm gonna be able to get you
some real help soon,
921
00:55:12,058 --> 00:55:13,184
but first...
922
00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:22,235
I want you to have this.
923
00:55:23,152 --> 00:55:24,863
- Beans.
- A can of beans?
924
00:55:24,946 --> 00:55:26,948
Just pretend it's corn.
It's a very long story.
925
00:55:28,324 --> 00:55:29,993
You have taught me...
926
00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:34,623
that... love hurts.
927
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,710
You've taught me that life...
928
00:55:47,343 --> 00:55:48,470
it hurts.
929
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:53,517
And I want to be there for you.
930
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,394
I want us to be there for each other.
931
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,937
So that maybe...
932
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:02,901
it hurts a little less.
933
00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:09,949
Alex Pearl Vause...
934
00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:16,415
Yes, Piper Elizabeth Chapman?
935
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,710
Will you be my partner...
936
00:56:22,295 --> 00:56:25,214
through love and through pain...
937
00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:30,386
and through beauty fish, forever?
938
00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:34,390
Is that your question?
939
00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:40,480
Alex, will you marry me?
940
00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,485
I figured that's what you were doing.
941
00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:50,949
And...
942
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:53,535
yes.
943
00:56:53,618 --> 00:56:54,994
Bravo!
944
00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:57,121
Mazel.
945
00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:08,174
You had to do this now?
946
00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:13,179
I mean, I guess timing
has never been either of our strong suits.
947
00:57:13,262 --> 00:57:14,931
I kind of think that I did.
948
00:57:15,014 --> 00:57:17,350
And you did just say yes!
949
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,561
-That is what I said, isn't it?
-Mmm-hmm.
950
00:57:20,269 --> 00:57:22,146
I think it's legal now, isn't it?
951
00:57:29,904 --> 00:57:32,616
Tell them to wait! Tell them to wait!
952
00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:36,119
Tell them to wait! Wait!
953
00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:47,421
Clear!
74393
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