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I'm DIY Fly Flaca.
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And this your girl, T-T-Tova.
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And together we bringin' you...
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Reinventin' prison radio,
one show at a time.
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For us, by us.
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With peace, love and beauty tips.
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Speakin' of the peace and love,
I ain't seein' a whole lot of it lately...
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...DIY Fly Flaca.
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Feelin' all kinds of bad juju up in here.
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You know, girls leavin' dookie
on the laundry,
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-cloggin' up the drains.
-Gross. Nasty!
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Drink spikin' with laxatives.
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Oh. Oh. And all these newfound
painful uses for hot sauce.
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Ouch!
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-And over what?
-What?
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Some stanky cheese?
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Oh, my God, guys,
dairy is not good for you.
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From what I've seen, cheese withdrawals
make you sweat through your shirt...
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...scratch your arms and not sleep.
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Plus, all those hormones in milk now.
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You notice all these ladies
growing beards up in here?
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So, bottom line, avoid dairy.
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-Your chin and booty will thank you later.
-The chin hair is real, y'all.
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And don't be pissin', hittin' and sh...
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doo-dooin' on each other no more.
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Right? Let's keep it low-key lit.
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What the... fudge does that mean?
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Lit, but not too lit to get in trouble.
You know?
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Lit is the fuckin' opposite of low-key.
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Hey!
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No cursing!
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You don't wanna see what happens
when you make me open my eyes this early.
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Next topic: Plucking till you got sperm eyebrows.
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A no-no? Or a yes-yes?
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Yes!
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Idiots.
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My super-powered pregnant nose
still smells doody in here.
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My regular nose smells it, too. It's like
the stench lives in my nose hairs.
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We gotta get those fucking C-Block
cumbuckets to pay for this now.
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I got it. I got it.
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We sharpen a toothbrush,
stick it in a book,
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then shove it into the library cart bitch,
Deitland, when she comes collecting.
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No, no, no.
She's much too small potato fries.
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That's like stabbing the castle janitor
when you hate the king.
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We should at least be stabbing a knight
or a lady-in-waiting.
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The way I see it, we go after Creech.
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We just gotta get through
Shruti Chambal first.
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Now, I have some ground-up rat poops
that I've been saving--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Time out, okay?
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Listen, you're diving into the gang thing
here with both feet.
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Which, on one hand, is a sign of loyalty.
And, I mean, that is admirable.
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But, on the other hand, it's gonna lead
to this West Side Story fantasy of yours
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becoming a reality.
Except, instead of being Maria,
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you're gonna wind up Tony
or Riff or Bernardo.
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I don't wanna be
any of those Puerto Ricans.
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It's just my mama bear instincts
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are raging to protect little Julius
or Augustine...
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I'm still workshopping the names.
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Weren't those the rat names?
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Never forget.
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Hey, Daddy.
Daddy, kooky cookie over there,
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she's got a plan
to get back at Cock-Block.
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Hey, preggo, come here.
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Look, I don't need to hear plans
because I got a huge plan in the works.
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We're gonna fuck 'em up,
get our drugs back.
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I'm smoothing out the final deets,
but you'll be in on it soon.
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Can't we help it go faster?
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Trust me. I'm very happy with it
and you'll be very happy with it.
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Hey, you got somethin'
for your special girl?
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I always got somethin' special
for you, girl.
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This ain't what I mean.
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I've got something I'm moving on.
You'll have your other candy soon, baby.
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Please? This ain't no junkie shit.
I'm in a lot of pain.
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You're lucky you're so damn fine.
Wait here.
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Only one?
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Right now I know girls in here who'd
chop your hand off to get what's in it.
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Came from Barb's personal stash.
Don't be ungrateful.
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-What the fuck?!
-Hey, hey! Hey!
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Sit the fuck down.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Hey, Hellman, you got a sec?
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Tell your girls to knock it off
before I start shipping them to the SHU.
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We're bored.
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It's like that kid show,
Thomas the Tank Engine.
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We all wanna be useful engines, right?
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You guys gotta find jobs for us.
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Your job is not my job.
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Funny you should mention that.
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Have you done your job
of finding us a new pipeline?
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That'd keep a lot of these girls
out of your hair.
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Or scalp, in your case.
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Shit came in today via breakfast burrito.
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And after I made the drop, my chorizo
and egg tasted like plastic wrap.
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So, fuck you. You're welcome.
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Today? I just checked the spot.
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I didn't leave it there.
I gave it to Carol.
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Carol?
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She told me
to deal with her direct from now on.
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Step off. This is a closed game.
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Carol, tell your goon
that we need to speak in private.
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Teng, sit. Your turn to switch in.
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Oh, I see how it is.
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I'm the fall girl
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- but I didn't do nothin'--
- Exactly.
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You did nothin' to keep those D-Block
half-wits from sabotaging our jobs.
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You've done nothing since.
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We should all be ass-deep
in commissary candy,
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not penny-pinching for deodorant.
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Listen, I got big ideas
to make Douche-Block pay, like you said.
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Mad plots. But I'm being strategical--
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Shut it.
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No matter what you do, you're a joke
to Barb and her dipshits now.
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A bad joke.
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And so, my friends,
when you turn on your burners,
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listen for the hissin' snake sound
of the gas escapin'...
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Hiss...
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and wield your lighters carefully
over the gas-air mixture,
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and voilà!
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Voilà!
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If you need more gas, Mr. Sprang,
you could use Fartison.
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Come on. Give us a wicked one, Fartison.
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Christ, it was one little fart
in the fourth grade.
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For the love of Pete!
Everybody, let it go already!
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What? Carolina queefed the other day
and nobody's calling her "Queefolina."
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We will now.
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Better watch what you call my friend,
Luke, or we'll start callin' ya Luke,
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- whose mother is fuckin' a garbage man.
- Fuck you.
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Sanitation is a good government job.
Besides, it doesn't even rhyme.
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All right, all right. We've had our fun.
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Fartis-- Uh. Madison.
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Madison, come up here and be my assistant.
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All right.
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All right.
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Open the door, or you're grounded
for three more months.
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Like I got any fuckin' place
to go. Fuck you!
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What the fuck's the matter with you?
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We can't keep leaving work every time
you feel like acting like a goddamn baby!
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-You like eatin' and livin' in a house?
-Clearly she likes eatin'.
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The school's expellin' ya this time.
And over what? Name-callin'?
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How fuckin' dumb are you?
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-Fuck that fuckin' place!
-You know what? It's our fault.
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We should've disciplined her
like her brothers.
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Now she's a fuckin' monster!
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You touch me with that,
I'll throw you out the fuckin' window!
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The window you broke two days ago
with your last baby tantrum?
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I am not a baby!
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Christ, Madison! What did we do to you
that was so bad? Jesus!
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This is garbage.
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We should do something better
with our lives while we're here.
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Hmm. You have fun with that.
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I'm gonna take this
"When Will You Peak?" quiz.
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You'd have a frappuccino
over a cappuccino?
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What happened to doing better
with your life?
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It might be practical
to know when I'll peak.
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I've always done very well
with a deadline.
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Okay, these are my first five answers:
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C.
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C.
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B.
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Uh, D.
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A.
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Okay.
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"How would you best describe your ships,
relation-, friend-?
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A, super awesome.
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B, sorta awesome.
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C, less awesome.
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D, I'm on a ship alone."
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Well, I've only got you,
but I'm not alone, so A.
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Super awesome.
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I have an ex-fiancé
who ran off with my best friend.
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My parents mildly tolerate me.
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C, less awesome.
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"How do you describe your performance
in your career?"
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Does the soap business count?
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It doesn't matter either way.
That's completely over.
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Well, I was but a simple mule who climbed
the ranks to become a top trafficker
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in a transnational criminal organization.
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Plus, I got the girl. So I think that
means A, nailed it.
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All right, final question.
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"Do you feel like a winner or a loser?"
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say
"loser" for you now,
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meaning "loser" for me later,
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when we're discussing
and analyzing this quiz ad nauseam.
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All right, according to this...
you are peaking right now.
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What? How?
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I've failed at absolutely everything,
especially prison.
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Not only have I not been reformed
by prison,
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I think I've actually made prison worse.
We are now in a worse prison.
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So, now is your time to course correct.
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I could write a memoir.
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A cautionary tale. Share my experience.
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Expose the system.
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I could get a publishing deal.
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-What's it say?
-I've peaked already.
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I'm on the other side of the hill,
going down. Fuck.
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I've been thinking about
your near-death by commode.
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Now, tell me.
Do you have any beef with the Chinese?
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No, wait. That's too sloppy for the MSS.
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-This just doesn't make any sense.
-You think I tried to kill myself, too?
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Look, I'm telling you.
It was someone or something else.
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Do you want to go back
in the suicide chair?
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No. No, I can't.
I can't go back in that thing.
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I gotta get out of Psych before
they make me commit suicide for real.
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Now, tell me.
Is there somebody or something
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that wants to know what you... know.
By the way, the manticores are back.
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Or, wait...
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What if someone or something
is trying to silence you
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about something that you know,
but that you don't know that you know?
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I don't know nothing. Okay?
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But I do know people have reason
to want to kill me, though.
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Like, um...
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Gloria, that sneaky bitch Gloria,
and that snitch bitch Blanca,
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that white bitch Chapman,
that guard bitch McCullough.
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And that pussy bitch Luschek, the guard
hostages bitches and bitches from camp.
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And that girl... guy... Whatever,
Daddy bitch and all her D-Block bitches.
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-Oh! So, we're looking for a bitch!
-Yes.
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No, I... It's not about that.
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Okay, look.
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I was face down in that toilet water,
and I couldn't breathe. I couldn't scream.
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And I thought, like, "This is really
the end." You know, right?
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And then I just stopped fighting,
and, all of a sudden, I felt...
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like... at peace.
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Why peace, when I'm about to die?
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Ruiz!
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I'm not goin' back in that chair.
I didn't do nothing.
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Right on!
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Time for your psych evaluation.
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Do not tell her about the manticores.
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Do not.
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And I may or may not be going
on a very special mission
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that may or may not involve
the Basque separatist movement.
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So, if I do not get to see you
before then, goodbye! Bye!
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-Fuck.
-Son of a bitch.
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Gimme.
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In no way do I condone
brushing your teeth in the shower,
237
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,578
but I'm doing this
so that you help a fellow cripple out.
238
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,460
Just across this and...
239
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,006
Why the fuck can't I brush my teeth
in the shower?
240
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,635
There should be a separation
between church and state,
241
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,805
so your spit doesn't get in my sandal
the next time I step in.
242
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,265
Spit's cleaner than piss.
243
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,811
Actually, it's the other way around,
but don't do that in here either.
244
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:49,323
You, uh... You bleach someone to death
over at Mighty Maids?
245
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,452
-That what you're in for?
-You got me.
246
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,539
I have a passion for cleanliness,
and I will kill to achieve it.
247
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,208
Nah, you're too smart for that.
248
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,961
You were on top of something big,
249
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,466
calling those shots. I can tell.
250
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,260
Yeah, well, maybe.
251
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:14,056
But I've peaked,
and my glory days are in the rearview.
252
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,060
I'm like one of those
goddamn gypsy psychics.
253
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:22,398
Should get me a hotline and go on TV.
Thinkin' of switchin' my shit up again.
254
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:27,445
Yeah. Maybe this time,
I'll change my name to Radison.
255
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,907
Well, that's a hotel chain.
So, you might want to rethink that one.
256
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,451
You're good. Real good.
257
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:39,665
Okay, okay. Hey, hey.
So, uh, here's a question.
258
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:44,086
You have the energy and ambition
of a younger you,
259
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,965
you're looking to find a new pipeline in,
260
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:51,010
which of your cookie camp guards
would you corrupt?
261
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,055
I don't think that way anymore.
262
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,517
Oh, I get it. You're out to pasture.
263
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:02,313
Never mind.
You've probably lost your eye anyway.
264
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,234
Luschek.
265
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:10,279
He's completely spineless
and morally bankrupt, but... never mind.
266
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,990
Whoa! Don't get shy now.
267
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,618
What? You gonna make me
do something X-rated?
268
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,079
I can get real kinky. Look...
269
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,415
All right. Stop. Just stop. Stop. Listen.
270
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:25,670
Why are you even messing with drugs?
This place is a fucking wasteland.
271
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,964
There's so much stuff that people want.
272
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,841
The more scarce something is,
the more profitable.
273
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:35,388
Last night, my bunkie was literally
praying for a plate of pasta carbonara.
274
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:40,434
Vause, you're a fuckin' genius.
275
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,272
Get down.
276
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,526
No breaks.
277
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,446
All the way down, or I'll push you down.
278
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,284
Rest when you're done.
Let's go.
279
00:17:56,367 --> 00:18:00,580
When we tell you to do something,
zero seconds before you do it.
280
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:05,126
No hesitation. No questions asked.
You will learn to obey.
281
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,212
Because the world out there
will not tolerate
282
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:12,717
your good-for-nothing,
hormonal, teenage insubordination.
283
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,510
Yes, sir, Hitler, sir.
284
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,389
You're now digging our waste pit.
285
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,269
No, no, no.
286
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,399
They're not even fucking looking.
I'm gonna stop.
287
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,486
I like your style. What's your deal?
288
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:36,032
I got caught fucking
my mom's boyfriend, Steve.
289
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,533
She went nuts.
290
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,160
Huge fight where I may
291
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,330
or may not have stabbed her
in the stomach with a fish knife.
292
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,291
- I'm Duray.
- I'm Patty.
293
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,501
What did you do, Pretty Patty?
294
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,754
I was leasing my pussy out for blow.
295
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,340
Your turn.
296
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,596
I'm Madison Murphy.
297
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,725
But my friends call me Badison.
298
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,853
They don't call you that.
That's too "Sadison."
299
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,396
They do, too.
300
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:11,317
And I did some fucked-up shit.
You should be fuckin' scared of me.
301
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,281
The only one you could scare around here
is Roach.
302
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,866
Boo!
303
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:27,041
"You are a bad beep mother beep. Beep.
304
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,502
If I had beep been there,
305
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:33,172
I would have
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep."
306
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:37,802
Dang. Is there one full sentence
that the guards did not black out?
307
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,429
-Right here.
-"Black Lives Matter."
308
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,889
I'll take it.
309
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,519
Damn, man, I wish Poussey could see
all this love.
310
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:55,569
"Injustice on the highest level
won't be silenced into our labels.
311
00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:01,158
Another sister added to the bodies.
312
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,578
Never gonna stop the Litchfield ladies--"
313
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:09,041
Okay, now, Suzanne would hate
all of these slant rhymes.
314
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:13,003
Yeah, but the first letter of each line
spells out
315
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,967
-"I wanna lick yo' pussy."
-Oh, my God!
316
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:22,054
Actually, she'd love this,
and she would probably frame it.
317
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:26,100
-Yeah.
-Damn! Man, I miss her.
318
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,436
We should try to see her.
319
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,856
Yeah, well, don't see her
tryin' to find us.
320
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,233
Maybe she don't know how?
321
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:38,529
How about we invite her to yard time?
322
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:42,950
And you could tell her tomorrow
on your radio show.
323
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:50,332
What Flaca and I do is like...
324
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,669
jazz, okay?
325
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:58,507
We riff. Pre-planned announcement
might fuck up the flow. You feel me?
326
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:02,803
Bitch, you are barely
finding your way on that show.
327
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,389
Okay, look, all I'm sayin' is...
328
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:08,851
When we in the flow,
can't guarantee a message gonna come up.
329
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,562
Look, she's our girl, Cindy.
330
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,774
These letters are telling us
to look out for our own.
331
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,275
I'll try.
332
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,820
But that Flaca chic, she crazy
with her veto power.
333
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,698
Doc, I gotta get out of Psych.
334
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:26,118
I'm not like these locas out there.
335
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,623
This place should be punishing the person
that tried to kill me. I was attacked.
336
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,293
There's no evidence that
anyone else was in there with you.
337
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,837
So you think I pushed my own head
into the toilet?
338
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,967
If I was gonna kill myself, I sure as fuck
wouldn't do it in people's turd water.
339
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,096
But I didn't try to kill myself.
340
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,808
Prison rules stipulate
that I can't release you
341
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:50,976
until I'm convinced
you're not gonna try it again.
342
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,520
Again? But...
343
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:57,024
Okay, fine. Here it is.
344
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:02,488
I got all screwed up
because of the extra time that I got.
345
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,157
Ten years. I mean...
346
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:08,244
That would be enough
to upset anyone, right?
347
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:13,541
But that was in the moment,
and now I see that
348
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:16,126
hurting myself is not the way out, okay?
349
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,505
I can't tell if you're being sincere
350
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:22,550
or you're simply just trying to say
what you think I want to hear.
351
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,176
Know what? I can see you next week.
352
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,596
No, Doc. Look...
353
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:34,228
I got a baby, a baby girl,
and I need to live for her.
354
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,397
I don't want her growing up
without a mommy.
355
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,440
I wouldn't do that to her. For real.
356
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,402
And I may be a criminal
and a piece of shit and all that,
357
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,945
but I love my baby.
358
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:49,034
I stay alive for my baby,
and that ain't gonna change.
359
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,914
Okay, fine. I'm releasing you.
360
00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,250
I'll prescribe Paxil
to help with the transition.
361
00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,920
Thank you, Doc.
I promise you won't need to see me again.
362
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:01,755
-Okay, get on your way.
-Thank you.
363
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,091
Thank you. Thank you.
364
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,803
I know you didn't try to commit suicide.
365
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,471
What'd you say?
366
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:14,184
That incident you were talking about?
That sounded like a baptism to me.
367
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,276
Suddenly, everyone has an opinion
about what happened to me.
368
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:27,406
Suicide. Manticore. And now you think
God's the one who dunked me in the toilet?
369
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,658
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
370
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:31,452
Jesus!
371
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:33,996
His only begotten son.
372
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,627
What are the dimensions of these cells?
373
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:42,546
Uh, small by even smaller?
374
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:46,175
So is there any way we could fit
four in each of them?
375
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,761
Hey, Boo's bitch.
376
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,973
- Shall we head to the next block?
- No, no!
377
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,392
I see you seein' me, Von Barlow.
378
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:58,270
Except, why are you out there
and I'm in here?
379
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,439
Hey, quiet down, inmate.
380
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,733
I am so sorry.
381
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,610
They get like this sometimes.
382
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:08,155
Is this because I hit you?
'Cause I was having a bad day.
383
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:13,077
It does happen. So, like, I'm sorry!
Come on! Don't be a bitch!
384
00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:15,120
Do you know her?
385
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,331
Can you get me a tape measure?
386
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:20,584
-I'd do it myself, but I'm wearing heels.
-Got it.
387
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:24,129
You've internalized
the oppression of women's fashion.
388
00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:27,216
You may own those shoes,
but they're in charge.
389
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,261
Think about it.
I'll be back in a jiff.
390
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,185
So, what's up, pretty skirt lady?
391
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:41,689
Is it some kind of a training program
here at Max?
392
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:45,943
They turn out inmates into escorts?
I mean, I don't care. Look, I don't care.
393
00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:50,239
I just kinda want in on it.
Anything to get the fuck out of this box.
394
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:54,702
-You think that I look like a prostitute?
-A whore, all right?
395
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:58,288
But then we get into
some tomato-potato territory,
396
00:24:58,372 --> 00:24:59,957
eh, and they both rhyme to me.
397
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,459
Just take me with you. Come on.
398
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,715
So, funny thing...
399
00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:09,800
I've actually worked for MCC
this whole time.
400
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:14,471
You mean, like, some under the covers
21 Jump Street?
401
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:16,974
No. No, I just...
I got caught up in there.
402
00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:20,853
Yeah, you did, you sly dog.
403
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:24,815
You got caught up
in between a pair of pasty, fluffy thighs.
404
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:29,862
I don't know a more clever way to say,
but you ate out Boo and she ate you, too.
405
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,156
Now, there's a rhyme for ya.
406
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:40,080
Um, technically, she ate
and my turn was more manual,
407
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:43,167
but regardless, we don't need
to mention that to anyone.
408
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:47,087
I hear ya. And I don't normally get
into the subtle types of things,
409
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:50,299
but, man, that's a funny one.
And the thing is...
410
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,385
I don't know how I'm not gonna be able
to say anything,
411
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,638
unless if you have a magic key
to keep my mouth shut.
412
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,855
I'd like to take a whack at that VCR.
413
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,274
I'd feel better if I could take
a whack out of Luschek.
414
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:11,278
Nobody's ever taken a whack
at Luschek, except Luschek.
415
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:15,574
Uh, this is a joke.
416
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:20,078
Watching you beat up a beat-up VCR
does not count as exercise.
417
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:23,248
-We deserve better.
-You don't need a tape.
418
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,418
All right? Do 400 jumping jacks.
419
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,213
Go!
420
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:37,304
You wanted to see my ladies bounce
in your face, didn't you?
421
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,058
God damn it. How are you doing that?
Isn't your leg broken?
422
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:44,186
This is my physical therapy.
It hurts a lot.
423
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,069
Class dismissed.
424
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:54,947
God damn it.
425
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:06,542
I knew a guy like you,
tryin' to do his best at his job.
426
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,502
Nobody givin' him the credit he was due.
427
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,504
He damn near snapped.
428
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:12,381
I'm not gonna snap.
429
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,509
Of course not.
430
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,678
You've got everything under control.
431
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,305
My guy didn't snap either.
432
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:24,309
He found another way
to make his job more rewarding.
433
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:28,856
You think you're the first inmate to talk
to me about my job being rewarding?
434
00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:36,196
My job will only be rewarding if I get...
60% of whatever you got in mind.
435
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,657
Twenty. Thirty, tops.
436
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:42,452
This is all gonna depend
on how hard I have to work.
437
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:44,997
What are you looking to get your hands on?
438
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:55,424
-Can I have some of your water? I'm out.
-You were supposed to be rationing
439
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,760
One sip.
440
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,099
Ooh!
441
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:07,060
God damn it!
That was my fucking water!
442
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:08,729
Here, have some of mine.
443
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:22,326
Maybe Roach'll let you drink
her buckets of sweat, Sandison.
444
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,744
Murphy!
445
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,455
Up here with me, now.
446
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,044
Oh, you in trouble now, Fatison.
447
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:35,088
-I was tryin' to be nice.
-Enough of your excuses, Murphy.
448
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:39,551
Listen, I see how
they're messing with you. I'm not blind.
449
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,887
But you gotta stop taking the bait.
450
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,056
You wanna be garbage all your life?
451
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,058
Don't let those girls
keep you in the gutter.
452
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,601
You decide who you wanna be.
453
00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:51,355
And wash your face.
It'll help with the zits.
454
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,736
So, in conclusion...
455
00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:02,783
...if you wanna heal those nasty scabs,
all you need is...
456
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:04,618
-lotion.
-Oxy.
457
00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:08,413
Right. Lotion.
458
00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:11,166
Anything kick a cheese habit,
it's lotion.
459
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,965
We're getting the signal from our producer
that we need to wrap up,
460
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,842
and you know we run a tight-ass ship.
461
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:24,429
So, any last thoughts, Black Cindy?
462
00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,807
-I'm Tova.
-Tova.
463
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,268
Let's set that record straight
right here, right now.
464
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:30,185
Okay.
465
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:36,024
-Yeah, um... So, before I sign off--
-Come on! I gotta take a leak.
466
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:42,114
I wanna give a shout-out
to my girl, who's also your girl,
467
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:44,241
-Suzanne.
-Hi!
468
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,910
Miss you, boo. Um...
469
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:50,122
T's back. Come and play with usin the yard sometime.
470
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:54,459
Thanks for keepin' it cutewith DIY Fly Flaca...
471
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:58,463
And your girl,T-T-Tova, bringing you...
472
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:11,226
Where the fuck is Daddy with our plan?
She's had the whole day.
473
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:25,741
What we looking for?
474
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,952
Something to stick in the electrical
socket to shock myself with.
475
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:31,955
A wire hanger, a tuning fork...
476
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,124
We in prison.
How you gonna get all that stuff?
477
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:37,127
I need adrenalin.
Choke me till I pass out.
478
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,462
I'm good.
479
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:41,006
Come on, Swope. You're up.
480
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,561
Sorry, I have carpal tunnel.
481
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,397
Lazy cunts.
482
00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:06,114
I'm amending my previous statement.
You're a lazy and clumsy cunt.
483
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,699
I'll clean it up.
484
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,830
Did you go in there to jerk off?
485
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:56,665
No.
486
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,208
Mmm-hmm. Then where's the mop?
487
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,975
Hey, Chief.
488
00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:16,435
They get you back, too?
489
00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:19,479
No, I'm just waiting on somebody.
490
00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:21,982
I'm never coming back to this dump.
491
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:25,944
I get it. You got PTSD, too.
492
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,029
Take your time.
493
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:32,033
It took me a few extra weeks
to come back to this place myself.
494
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:36,121
And listen... Sorry about
that mutiny thing on my part.
495
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,541
Anyway, water under the bridge?
496
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,003
I gotta get going.
497
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,505
You better get in there.
You don't wanna be late.
498
00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,306
Officer.
499
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,233
I've been looking for love
in all the wrong places.
500
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:10,363
So, where are you taking me
on this first and final date?
501
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,449
Please tell me you made a reservation.
502
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:13,742
I called in a favor.
503
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,828
I got us in at that new
French place across town,
504
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:19,498
Château Abruti.
505
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:23,293
Ew. No, no, no. French is a no-go.
506
00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:26,046
They put beurre on everything.
507
00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:28,632
And "abruti" means "jerk" in French.
508
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:32,636
You booked us into the house of jerks,
which makes so much sense.
509
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:39,142
Fig, being this is our one and only date,
510
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:43,271
you think we can drop
the tough acts for once?
511
00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:48,860
I wanna try and get a glimpse
of the real Natalie before I go.
512
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,947
Just a glimpse.
513
00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:55,283
Glimpse is one of those words
that's English,
514
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,077
but it sounds Yiddish, you know?
515
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,828
Like it's something Jews eat.
516
00:33:58,912 --> 00:34:01,414
Like, "I'll have a glimpse
with a side of sour cream."
517
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:04,584
Oh, come on, Joe. This is what we do.
518
00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:11,091
Fine. I will go along with your...
519
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:15,178
weird role-playing-by-not-playing-a-role
fantasy game.
520
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:19,474
But it better make you
hard as a steel beam,
521
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:23,019
and turn off that noise. I hate Bruce.
He's not the boss of me.
522
00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:26,189
Uh.... how can you hate Bruce?
523
00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:29,192
I don't wanna talk about it.
524
00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:33,488
Nat, I'm leaving town.
What have we got to lose?
525
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:44,958
I was at the concert
at the St. Paul Civic Center
526
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,836
the night the "Dancing in the Dark" video
was shot.
527
00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:54,301
Courteney Cox was two away from me
when she got pulled up from the crowd.
528
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:57,387
If I hadn't been too fat
to haul up onto the stage,
529
00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,015
it could've been me
in that video with him.
530
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:03,226
It haunts me.
531
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:06,229
All that Friends money.
Jesus, she's so fucking rich.
532
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:10,567
You were fat?
533
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:13,445
Not for long after that.
534
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:16,990
The BS incident made me stop
diddling with bulimia
535
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:19,200
and get serious about my anorexia.
536
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:25,957
You know... Courteney Cox was planted
in the audience, right?
537
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:27,876
That's a conspiracy theory.
538
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,629
You weren't there.
You don't know how real it was.
539
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:34,633
He picked that tiny-assed,
pixie-cutted waif.
540
00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:38,178
And she had this amazing career
because of it, but...
541
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,847
it doesn't matter.
542
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:46,770
It made me practical and pragmatic,
hardworking...
543
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,813
How's that going for you?
544
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:54,861
Slow death by fluorescent lighting.
545
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,990
Mmm. I hear you.
546
00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:00,450
All right, let's get out of here.
547
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,370
We'll go find a place
with some real light bulbs.
548
00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:11,294
Nuh-uh.
549
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:13,546
Nah, he's not talking.
550
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,215
-No.
-No.
551
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:20,553
How about we go talk to Eyebrows
over there instead?
552
00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:24,307
My mother told me to stay away
from Cunt-Block trash like that.
553
00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:29,896
One, your mom does not know
about gangs in prison.
554
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:32,273
And, two, Red is a Cunt-Block.
555
00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:34,984
I haven't heard from her
since she got transferred to gen pop.
556
00:36:35,068 --> 00:36:37,153
Come across enemy lines with me.
557
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:39,614
It'll be a natural high.
558
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:43,576
No, no. I'll be staying here,
teaching my son about loyalties.
559
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:47,163
Well, your baby told me he's with C-Block.
560
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:49,332
Please.
561
00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:53,378
Hey.
562
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:55,130
Hey.
563
00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:00,176
You know how Red's doing?
564
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:03,513
She's not talking to me.
She's not talking to no one.
565
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,099
Think you can get her a message from me?
566
00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,893
Don't you listen?
Roja's not talking to us.
567
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,729
What's crawling up your snatch?
568
00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:13,398
You still jonesing?
I thought you quit after the riot.
569
00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:17,318
Fuck you. I'm not a junkie.
Purely recreational.
570
00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:20,530
I'm jonesing for some semen
going up my toto.
571
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,907
Oh, wait a minute. You comin' on to me?
572
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:26,453
Strictly hot dogs over seafood,
thank you very much.
573
00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:29,831
Okay, so why don't you grab a cucumber
and bang one out?
574
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,208
There's no fresh produce over here.
575
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:33,918
What I want is a baby.
576
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:37,338
But by the time I get out of here,
it might be too late.
577
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,299
Doctor says
it's probably already too late.
578
00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:42,635
Now, my pops and his new wifey
579
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,054
recently made
a fresh batch of white privilege,
580
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,766
and they are way older.
581
00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:51,352
Two words: artificial insemination.
582
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:54,856
Right. I'm sure it's covered
by the prison HMO.
583
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:58,943
Uh, I suppose it would be
more of a DIY project,
584
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,781
but scrappy is good.
It'd be like an Etsy pregnancy.
585
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,365
You know, totally doable.
586
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:08,119
I know because I used to inseminate cows
at rehab number four.
587
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,287
Check it out. All right.
588
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:12,874
All you need is to smuggle in
some warm spunk from your boyfriend.
589
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:15,627
Then, you shoot it up your baby maker
with a turkey baster,
590
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,671
hang out with your legs in the air
for... a half an hour...
591
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,174
Ding. Easy-Bake Baby.
592
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,760
Where the fuck am I supposed to get
a turkey baster?
593
00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:27,013
We use the dropper
from the commissary eye drops.
594
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:30,225
You know, clean out that bottle
real good, and...
595
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:40,443
How in the hell did you manage
to get into Florida, Doggett?
596
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:44,906
-I got my ways.
-Well, I bet you do.
597
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:49,577
You must've put on one hell of a show,
'cause you ain't a granny or a tranny,
598
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,454
and that just leaves looney tooney.
599
00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:55,124
Hey, why am I in here?
600
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:58,127
No. I'm an old soul.
601
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:04,050
They're not relaxin' the rules, are they?
602
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:08,471
No, they wouldn't do that.
This is supposed to be a safe space.
603
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:13,810
It better be. I made a deal with the devil
to have my ass in here.
604
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:14,936
What kind of deal?
605
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,021
It's a secret deal.
606
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,233
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
Now, would it?
607
00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:23,778
Wouldn't telling a secret
feel so much better?
608
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:24,779
No.
609
00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:27,657
Not hiding anything?
610
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:31,286
Not having to figure out whether or not
to go to the yard
611
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,705
to see your friends because
you don't know what to say
612
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:36,666
because you're scared you don't deserve
to be their friend anymore,
613
00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:39,961
but also scared
you're going to spill the secret?
614
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:42,881
You know?
And one friend would be mad at you,
615
00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:44,841
and the first friend
would be mad at the other,
616
00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:46,801
and then you're hitting yourself
and screaming
617
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:49,387
and you're just wishing you get back
to where you were before,
618
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,431
because you miss them.
619
00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:54,058
Now, would that
or would that not be better?
620
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:55,393
You got a secret, Warren?
621
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:59,772
No. Nope. Why would you think that?
622
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,232
No reason.
623
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:05,069
But if you ask me,
friends are a liability.
624
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:09,157
And that dung hole they call a yard
ain't even a real yard.
625
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:13,244
Just a bunch of bricks on a roof
with some slats over it,
626
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:16,414
where big, scary bullies hang out.
627
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,709
Thanks, brother.
628
00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:31,930
Here's to seeing Beer Can
with an actual beer can.
629
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:36,142
Here's to watching Hell Bitch suck on one
for longer than a minute and a half.
630
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,394
No.
631
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:44,859
I saw Dixon was back.
632
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:47,028
Yes. Yes, you did.
633
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:50,031
You sure you wanna bring back old guards?
634
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:54,535
I mean, they weren't the sharpest tools
in the box to begin with.
635
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:58,122
And the riot couldn't have helped
with their PTSD.
636
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:01,709
They're bringing you back to prison,
albeit in Missouri.
637
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:06,464
You're probably right. They'll be fine.
They're tough.
638
00:41:07,924 --> 00:41:10,051
Like me.
639
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:13,596
And the camp girls...
Are they adjusting to Max?
640
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,431
Taystee's in gen pop now, right?
641
00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:17,600
For someone who's leaving,
642
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:20,812
you're annoyingly curious
about the minutiae of my prison.
643
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:25,191
I'm just trying to make conversation.
I don't give a fuck.
644
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:29,737
Oh, come on. If we play this truth-telling
game, you gotta play by the rules.
645
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:32,198
You do give a fuck.
That's who you are.
646
00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:34,575
That's the old me.
647
00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:39,622
Missouri me will not get bogged down
by others,
648
00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,542
and I'm gonna take care of me from now on.
649
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,294
What you did for them was for you.
650
00:41:46,796 --> 00:41:49,632
Those girls mean something to you, and...
651
00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:54,595
You helped them, sort of, in your own way.
652
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:56,764
Yeah, yeah.
653
00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,559
That's what you hate about me.
654
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,686
I don't hate you.
655
00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:05,189
And we are back from break, folks.
656
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:08,484
Next up, we have Joseph C.
657
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,194
Joseph C, come on up.
658
00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:13,489
No. No, you... You didn't.
No, Joe. Don't...
659
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,798
No, no, no.
660
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:15,301
Go and get him, or I will.
661
00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:01,013
I can't believe you're leaving.
662
00:44:10,523 --> 00:44:11,983
Excuse me.
663
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:13,693
Do you know where the memoirs are?
664
00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:16,112
Figure it out yourself, Caca-Block.
665
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:18,531
Just so you know,
I didn't have anything to do with that.
666
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:21,159
In fact, when they asked me,
I defied them.
667
00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:24,495
-I'm on your side on this one.
-You wanna defect?
668
00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:27,957
I wanna stay neutral.
I'm writing a memoir.
669
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,042
About prison.
670
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,670
About my experience in prison.
671
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:36,424
I think I have a fresh perspective,
but I wanna make sure.
672
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,009
Can you help, please?
673
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:40,678
No memoirs here. Only law books.
674
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:43,472
That's the aisle on assault,
and that's the aisle on murder.
675
00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:46,684
-I didn't murder anybody.
-Charlize Theron.
676
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:50,021
I think she's still alive. I think.
677
00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:52,732
-Celebrity news travels slowly here.
-No.
678
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:55,109
To each, their own. Charlize Theron.
679
00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:58,905
I like to replace phrases
with celebrity names that rhyme with them.
680
00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:01,824
-You mind if I peruse?
-Charlize Theron.
681
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,452
Oh. I get it. Clever.
682
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:07,079
I can CeeLo Green how that works.
683
00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:08,539
No, not for you.
684
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:46,243
Do you know what these are?
685
00:45:46,327 --> 00:45:49,914
Used to be a photo man came and take
pictures the inmates could pay for.
686
00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:51,749
These are the ones
that didn't get paid for.
687
00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:55,503
I wouldn't waste my time, though. All
the good ones for masturbation are gone.
688
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:58,339
Why are there photos
of C- and D-Block together?
689
00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:01,676
It's a fairy tale
only the old biddies go on about.
690
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,595
Khakis and blues, having fun in the sun.
691
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:07,974
-But there's photo evidence.
-What does it matter now?
692
00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:12,061
Crap-Block, with its dung
and piss everywhere, actin' like animals.
693
00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:16,315
You know what happens to animals?
They get shot. Gutted.
694
00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:19,860
Their skin flayed off
and tanned for leather.
695
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:25,866
Their meat cooked for food.
Blood drained. Bones cracked.
696
00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:29,328
Well, I have everything I need.
Thank you for your help.
697
00:46:29,412 --> 00:46:31,580
I'll let you get back
to your riveting tales of...
698
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,670
Thank you for your help.
699
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,384
Now headbang.
700
00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:50,975
It's like EDM, but with vocal textures.
701
00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:53,477
-That's the genius of Sssen.
-Who?
702
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:55,021
The band, Sssen,
703
00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:58,733
like the name the witch gives the girl
in Miyazaki's Spirited Away,
704
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,402
but with extra silent S's
at the beginning.
705
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,529
You're sexy when you talk smart.
706
00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:05,614
Now pretend you have glow sticks.
707
00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:09,285
Oh. The head swing was bad,
but fuck the glow stick. Uh-uh.
708
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:12,329
So salsa with me.
It's workin' out.
709
00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:16,083
Feelin' like I'm 15 again.
710
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:17,126
Whoo!
711
00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:19,879
Feeling like I could
dry hump the first dick I see.
712
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:22,465
Ew. That would be Luschek.
713
00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:23,632
Ay, no, Flo.
714
00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:26,886
Hey, he's the poor man's Chris Pratt.
715
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:29,889
I accept that.
716
00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:34,769
Aw! Turn it back on.
717
00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,688
Ladies, ladies, you flatter me.
718
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:41,734
That's about all my heart could take
for today. Be sure to come back Friday.
719
00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:45,654
Working on getting some LED headbands
through security, so...
720
00:47:49,241 --> 00:47:51,660
Thanks for the rave, Luschek.
721
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:55,247
Haven't been to one in years.
I especially liked this move.
722
00:47:56,165 --> 00:47:57,833
Ooh...
723
00:47:57,917 --> 00:47:59,752
Oh, yeah.
724
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:04,090
I'll have all new songs on Friday.
725
00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:06,926
Hope you bring more electricity next time.
726
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:11,889
Right. Next time, I'm gonna really
show 'em how to charge it up.
727
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,599
Enough with the cutesy code bullshit.
728
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:16,769
Maybe there'll even be a little
somethin' extra in it for ya
729
00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:18,687
if you bring the phones in faster.
730
00:48:18,771 --> 00:48:20,815
Bitches love 'em some Snapchat.
731
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,823
I think somebody stole a piece.
732
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:33,202
Fuckin' bitches. I got a plan
to take 'em down. You in?
733
00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:38,124
Nah, I wanna lay low. Can't risk getting
any extra time in this circle of hell.
734
00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:39,708
If we don't do something now,
735
00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:43,921
there will be more fuckin' Durays
and Pattys waiting for us on the outside.
736
00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:46,465
We gotta write our own stories.
737
00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:51,053
-What you got in mind?
-Follow my lead.
738
00:48:58,811 --> 00:49:00,229
Hey, everybody.
739
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,939
Watch me spray a roach.
740
00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:05,192
On the ground!
741
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,902
Stop! Hey! Get her down!
742
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,821
- Get her down!
- On the ground!
743
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,364
What happened? What'd I miss?
744
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:14,618
Badison burned herself a roach.
745
00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:17,955
Call 911!
746
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:48,194
Somebody put you up to this or what?
Why you sittin' here?
747
00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:51,780
'Cause it's a chair.
748
00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:55,117
They call me guard goat.
749
00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:58,287
This ain't gonna get you popular
with the pendejas around here, so...
750
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,374
I don't give a fuck.
751
00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:06,045
I could sit next to anybody
in this motherfucker
752
00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:08,047
and not give a fuck about nothing.
753
00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:12,760
Right.
754
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,223
This how you dealing with your extra time?
755
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:22,311
I don't know what you talkin' about.
756
00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:28,234
I'm walking on fuckin' air. Like Jesus.
But with air.
757
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:40,663
Suzanne!
758
00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:49,880
What's up?
What's up? Oh, man.
759
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:52,716
-Not mine.
-Me, neither.
760
00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:56,136
Doesn't look like it's gonna get stabby
or sexy anyway.
761
00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,305
All right. Simmer down, inmates.
762
00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:02,726
Yo, it's good to see you.
763
00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:04,979
How you been?
764
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,897
Ain't it good to see Taystee?
765
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:10,234
Sure. It's good to see you.
766
00:51:10,859 --> 00:51:14,113
I got somethin' that will put a smile
on that face. Let me tell you.
767
00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:17,908
Look, people been talkin' about Poussey,
even the papers.
768
00:51:17,992 --> 00:51:20,869
I mean, we got copycat riots going on.
769
00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:23,455
We are making the change.
770
00:51:23,539 --> 00:51:26,292
We are being the change.
771
00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:29,962
Everything's goin' our way.
772
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,965
Hey.
773
00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:35,801
They treatin' you okay in here?
774
00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:39,513
You got your meds all straight?
775
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,559
-Your mama come to visit you yet?
-Stop!
776
00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:46,520
Stop smothering me.
777
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:49,523
I'm not a child.
I can take care of myself.
778
00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:52,985
I don't need the two of you
always all over me all the time.
779
00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:55,738
Okay.
780
00:51:56,822 --> 00:52:01,285
Uh, my bad. I hear you. I'll back up.
I wanted to be sure you was okay.
781
00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:05,831
I'm fine. Or, at least, I was fine until
you two made me come up here.
782
00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:07,583
This dung hole.
783
00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:13,756
It's not even a real yard. It's just...
a bunch of bricks with... big bullies.
784
00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:19,386
What makes her feel that way?
785
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:21,889
Where you keepin' 'em?
786
00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:25,100
What?
787
00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:28,562
-What are you talkin' about?
-Holy shit.
788
00:52:28,645 --> 00:52:32,691
Did you swallow all Barb's stash?
You idiot. What the fuck?
789
00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:34,693
Relax. I got a couple left.
Barb'll never know.
790
00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:37,154
You have any idea how fucked I am now?
791
00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:38,405
I thought you had a huge plan.
792
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,532
I had a fuckin' plan, but he pussied out,
793
00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:43,160
and no other guards will touch
our damaged D-Block asses.
794
00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:44,828
That was all I had left.
795
00:52:45,704 --> 00:52:48,707
I'm unleashing my girls on you.
They're gonna fuck you up.
796
00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:52,920
-Yeah? Come on.
-I know how to really fuckin' hurt you.
797
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:13,524
Okay. I've got the answer
to all of our problems.
798
00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:17,528
-A time machine?
-Kinda. Sorta.
799
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,029
We're gonna bring back kickball.
800
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:20,739
Oh, Christ.
801
00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:25,661
It was a time of peace and fun.
Inmates of all blocks would play together.
802
00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:28,580
People need something nice here,
and I think we could give it to them.
803
00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:31,083
"We"? I thought we were writing a memoir.
804
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:35,379
Exactly. This would be a more hopeful note
to send the reader off on.
805
00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:39,133
As of now, the takeaway is that
I've made prison worse.
806
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:42,594
But if I do a good deed,
all's well that Denzel.
807
00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:43,887
-What?
-It's a thing.
808
00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:45,347
It's tricky, but I can teach you.
809
00:53:45,431 --> 00:53:46,723
No.
810
00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:52,980
Yo, Gapman, I need a second private
with your missus-to-be.
811
00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:57,401
Anything you wanna say to her,
you can say to me.
812
00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,695
That's why we're gonna be Mrs. and Mrs.
813
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:02,197
Enemies close, remember?
814
00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:05,576
-Charlize Theron.
-What?
815
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,252
Our plan fuckin' worked.
816
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:17,212
And it turns out,
817
00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:20,632
a phone is worth ten times more
than a gram of coke.
818
00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:22,968
Carol's gonna beg for me to come back.
819
00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:27,139
And best of all, everyone's gonna know
how badass I am.
820
00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:30,893
Well, I'm glad it worked out for you.
You might wanna keep a low profile.
821
00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:34,354
Hey... you're my right-hand gal.
822
00:54:35,314 --> 00:54:37,065
We gotta game plan the bigger picture.
823
00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,443
I'm not gonna be a player in your game.
824
00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:43,071
I did you a solid,
laying off Gapman and all.
825
00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:46,200
This is me,
collectin' on the fuckin' favor.
826
00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:51,622
I'm not fucking waiting on Daddy anymore.
I need drugs now.
827
00:54:53,248 --> 00:54:56,084
-One of those is mine.
-Mother-forgetter, the other two are mine.
828
00:54:57,336 --> 00:54:59,004
-Give me drugs, bitch.
-What drugs?
829
00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,464
Don't play dumb.
830
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:02,466
You guys been keeping
all the drugs for yourself.
831
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,719
Fuckin' junkie. I don't deal drugs
no more. That's Carol's thing now.
832
00:55:05,802 --> 00:55:09,848
You hiding them in that smelly-ass thing?
Bet your arm's not even broken.
833
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:14,394
Fuckin' bitch.
834
00:55:15,604 --> 00:55:16,480
I swear.
835
00:55:18,607 --> 00:55:20,442
-Don't fucking mess with D-Block!
-Fuck.
836
00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:21,985
Shit!
837
00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:23,862
Oh, fuck.
838
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:25,739
-Are you okay?
-Take it. Take it.
839
00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:28,909
-I'm not fucking with that.
-Take the fuckin' thing.
840
00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,079
- Hey, are you hurt?
- Let's go.
841
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,332
That's right, that's right!
67440
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