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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,107 --> 00:00:02,306 Previously on Ghosted 2 00:00:02,409 --> 00:00:04,535 One of our finest agents, Mike Checker, disappeared. 3 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:06,662 If anything happens to me, find Detective Leroy Wright 4 00:00:06,687 --> 00:00:08,087 and Dr. Max Jennifer. 5 00:00:08,321 --> 00:00:09,796 Remember the big guy from the power plant? 6 00:00:09,821 --> 00:00:10,479 Yeah. 7 00:00:10,524 --> 00:00:12,457 He took his own head off, 8 00:00:12,526 --> 00:00:13,558 and he just, like, set it on a table. 9 00:00:15,157 --> 00:00:17,362 Oh, my God. That's my wife. 10 00:00:17,431 --> 00:00:19,598 I have to know, were you abducted? 11 00:00:19,666 --> 00:00:21,333 Do not look for me. 12 00:00:32,274 --> 00:00:34,074 Hey, uh, you mind if we work in here, uh, 13 00:00:34,109 --> 00:00:37,044 - skateboard-wise? - A little. 14 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:39,980 We don't usually like to skate with narcs. 15 00:00:40,015 --> 00:00:41,148 - Narcs? - Yeah, right. 16 00:00:41,183 --> 00:00:43,916 Please. My man Skeeter here 17 00:00:43,941 --> 00:00:46,861 make Tony Hawk look like freaking Tony Stark. 18 00:00:46,886 --> 00:00:47,856 Boosh. 19 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,890 Yeah, but Tony Stark is awesome. 20 00:00:49,959 --> 00:00:52,819 Never mind. Hey, Gonzo. 21 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:53,961 'Sup? 22 00:00:53,996 --> 00:00:56,029 I'm gonna show these fools how real it can get. 23 00:00:56,065 --> 00:00:59,223 Oh. Y'all in for a treat. 24 00:00:59,248 --> 00:01:01,832 Set it up. Come on, rip that trick. 25 00:01:01,857 --> 00:01:03,656 Balance, baby. 26 00:01:03,861 --> 00:01:05,060 Right? 27 00:01:08,132 --> 00:01:10,020 - Call that a tail grind. - Dope. 28 00:01:10,032 --> 00:01:11,965 That's already the name of something. 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,217 - Oh, is it? - You so smart, let's see you try it. 30 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,707 - Yeah. - Come on, come on. 31 00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:18,464 I bet you 50 bucks you can't do it. 32 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:19,699 50 bucks? Show 'em, Luke. 33 00:01:19,734 --> 00:01:21,400 - Punk him out. - 50 bananas. 34 00:01:21,469 --> 00:01:22,635 Punk you out. 35 00:01:23,112 --> 00:01:24,537 Hey, he's starting to pull it off. 36 00:01:24,572 --> 00:01:26,539 I think I might give it a new name. 37 00:01:26,574 --> 00:01:29,317 - Mors vincit omnia, - Ooh. 38 00:01:29,342 --> 00:01:31,310 acclinis falsis 39 00:01:31,346 --> 00:01:34,413 animus mellora rucusat. Porkits... 40 00:01:34,449 --> 00:01:35,448 Perniciem? 41 00:01:35,483 --> 00:01:36,682 Solet... 42 00:01:36,718 --> 00:01:37,783 - Serin... - Keep going, Max! 43 00:01:37,819 --> 00:01:40,553 uh... Felicitus... 44 00:01:40,621 --> 00:01:42,321 Jones... Is that something? 45 00:01:42,357 --> 00:01:44,457 I think that's an actress. The spell was your deal. 46 00:01:44,492 --> 00:01:45,624 I had the sacred ring of salt. 47 00:01:47,562 --> 00:01:50,396 Hey! No! Ah! 48 00:01:53,634 --> 00:01:55,768 Great. Great. 49 00:01:56,190 --> 00:01:57,723 Wait a second. 50 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:03,585 It's sugar. 51 00:02:03,932 --> 00:02:04,998 Yeah. 52 00:02:05,033 --> 00:02:06,966 I had to cut it a little bit. 53 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:08,902 Who has that much salt at home? 54 00:02:08,937 --> 00:02:10,770 Oh, boy. 55 00:02:10,806 --> 00:02:13,975 Hey, you guys do know that your friend is a devil, right? 56 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:16,963 They don't care. They don't care. 57 00:02:16,988 --> 00:02:22,111 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 58 00:02:22,131 --> 00:02:24,131 So, this is the fifth case in a row 59 00:02:24,199 --> 00:02:26,099 that you two have bungled. 60 00:02:26,135 --> 00:02:28,168 How did you screw this one up? 61 00:02:28,237 --> 00:02:30,103 Well, you know, 62 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,049 demons are tough. 63 00:02:32,074 --> 00:02:33,864 Think about it. For thousands of years 64 00:02:33,889 --> 00:02:35,822 their number one enemy... 65 00:02:35,857 --> 00:02:37,557 - God. - God. 66 00:02:37,593 --> 00:02:39,559 The man upstairs. And he's no slouch. 67 00:02:39,595 --> 00:02:41,628 And, you know, he's barely been able to make a dent. 68 00:02:41,663 --> 00:02:43,964 Well, you just have an excuse for everything, don't you? 69 00:02:43,999 --> 00:02:46,833 - Well... - Let's see, last week it was that, uh, 70 00:02:46,868 --> 00:02:49,703 "Swamp cephalopods are too slippery." 71 00:02:49,738 --> 00:02:51,738 - Plus, they smell like fish booty. - Leroy, 72 00:02:51,773 --> 00:02:54,975 have you completely forgotten all of your LAPD training? 73 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:56,676 Criminal behavior's predictable. 74 00:02:56,712 --> 00:02:58,511 If the wife is dead, the husband did it. 75 00:02:58,547 --> 00:02:59,813 Arsonists return to the scene of the crime. 76 00:02:59,848 --> 00:03:02,515 Yeah, and shoplifters steal mostly orange stuff. 77 00:03:02,551 --> 00:03:05,452 Little piece of info from the new Malcolm Gladwell. No biggie. 78 00:03:05,487 --> 00:03:06,753 In this job, the rules are different. 79 00:03:06,788 --> 00:03:07,887 You can kill this thing with silver bullets, 80 00:03:07,923 --> 00:03:09,623 but these things over here you got to trap 81 00:03:09,658 --> 00:03:11,635 inside a mirror, make 'em say their name backwards. 82 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:13,348 I yearn for the simple pleasures 83 00:03:13,356 --> 00:03:15,223 of chasing a crackhead through a farmers' market. 84 00:03:15,258 --> 00:03:16,524 So what you're saying is, you're not sure 85 00:03:16,593 --> 00:03:18,159 that you're right for this job. 86 00:03:18,194 --> 00:03:20,228 No, no. Hold on. No, I... 87 00:03:20,263 --> 00:03:21,262 I didn't hear that. 88 00:03:21,298 --> 00:03:23,197 I don't... I don't think I did. 89 00:03:23,233 --> 00:03:25,133 Look, we are in a slump, okay? 90 00:03:25,168 --> 00:03:27,268 But, you know, this is where we belong. 91 00:03:27,304 --> 00:03:30,238 I mean, y-your top agent, he asked for us by name, remember? 92 00:03:30,307 --> 00:03:32,173 Yes, I do remember that, Max. 93 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:35,576 And I would really like to ask Agent Checker why he said that, 94 00:03:35,612 --> 00:03:37,312 but you know what, I can't, 95 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:40,245 because you two haven't found him yet. 96 00:03:40,270 --> 00:03:41,316 That is true. 97 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:43,284 But we-we have some solid leads. 98 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,520 - Right, Leroy? - I started using his dentist. 99 00:03:45,555 --> 00:03:48,189 - What? - He did such a gentle cleaning. 100 00:03:48,258 --> 00:03:50,191 All right, look, you two are benched until you've 101 00:03:50,226 --> 00:03:52,452 gone through a full performance evaluation. 102 00:03:52,522 --> 00:03:54,097 What?! 103 00:03:55,632 --> 00:03:57,897 - Geez, Annie... - That way. 104 00:03:59,298 --> 00:04:00,246 Cryptids... 105 00:04:00,271 --> 00:04:02,271 how do we identify them? How do we kill them? 106 00:04:02,296 --> 00:04:04,266 Is it ever all right to make love to them? 107 00:04:05,174 --> 00:04:07,140 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 108 00:04:07,176 --> 00:04:09,109 Okay, you can't be helping him. 109 00:04:16,285 --> 00:04:17,984 My knee hurts. 110 00:04:18,020 --> 00:04:19,286 Targets can be identified and tracked 111 00:04:19,321 --> 00:04:21,154 by their unique energy signatures. 112 00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:23,089 Humans, animals, various combinations. 113 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:25,091 - That a chupacabra? - Very good, Leroy. 114 00:04:26,128 --> 00:04:28,094 Go! 115 00:04:29,364 --> 00:04:31,264 Come on, Max! 116 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,233 I didn't want to get dirty. 117 00:04:33,268 --> 00:04:34,471 What's that thing? 118 00:04:34,496 --> 00:04:36,036 Some of the space agencies identify those 119 00:04:36,071 --> 00:04:38,972 as glitches. Some of our satellites are junk. 120 00:04:39,007 --> 00:04:41,141 Come on! Faster! 121 00:04:43,045 --> 00:04:45,011 Yeah! 122 00:04:45,047 --> 00:04:46,980 - We crushed it! - Nailed it to the wall, 123 00:04:47,015 --> 00:04:48,741 then nailed the wall to the side of a mountain! 124 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:49,773 Yeah! 125 00:04:49,798 --> 00:04:51,284 These are the worst test results we've ever seen. 126 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,153 Yeah. You were 50% lower 127 00:04:53,188 --> 00:04:54,221 than the next worst recruit. 128 00:04:54,256 --> 00:04:56,323 - What? - And they were kangaroos. 129 00:04:56,358 --> 00:04:57,933 Captain LaFrey is not gonna like this. 130 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:58,775 Yeah. 131 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,950 On the flip side, I'm willing to lie and change everything. 132 00:05:01,975 --> 00:05:03,130 I'm very loyal. 133 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:05,266 I almost went to prison for my cousin. 134 00:05:05,302 --> 00:05:06,368 That's okay. 135 00:05:06,976 --> 00:05:08,909 LaFrey was right. 136 00:05:08,945 --> 00:05:10,456 We're not meant for this job. 137 00:05:10,481 --> 00:05:12,247 - Wha...? - I'm gonna go in there, thank her 138 00:05:12,272 --> 00:05:14,672 for the opportunity, and then have myself a "me day." 139 00:05:15,117 --> 00:05:16,678 Probably go to the Turkish bath, 140 00:05:16,703 --> 00:05:18,636 - get my plotz on. - Wha... Hold on. 141 00:05:18,661 --> 00:05:21,107 Before anyone starts... plotzing, 142 00:05:21,127 --> 00:05:24,188 - we need to talk about this. - Max. It's over. 143 00:05:24,213 --> 00:05:25,443 Okay, partner meeting. 144 00:05:25,473 --> 00:05:27,540 I'm calling an emergency partner meeting right now. 145 00:05:27,575 --> 00:05:28,831 Let's go. Come on. 146 00:05:30,612 --> 00:05:34,410 Leroy, listen, you can't tell me you're gonna let some evaluation 147 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,681 tell us if we're supposed to be here or not. 148 00:05:36,698 --> 00:05:38,564 Man, those are just numbers. 149 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,433 This is our destiny. 150 00:05:40,468 --> 00:05:42,468 I don't believe in destiny. Numbers, on the other hand, 151 00:05:42,504 --> 00:05:44,370 are the basis of everything I believe in: 152 00:05:44,405 --> 00:05:46,539 money, bingo, 153 00:05:46,574 --> 00:05:48,207 and winning money at bingo. 154 00:05:48,243 --> 00:05:49,275 I'm dope at bingo. 155 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:50,543 Aren't you the least bit curious 156 00:05:50,578 --> 00:05:52,675 as to why Checker chose us in the first place? 157 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:55,458 Maybe he faked his abduction to avoid paying off a debt. 158 00:05:55,483 --> 00:05:58,276 Maybe he's on Pitbull's yacht in Saint Barts 159 00:05:58,301 --> 00:06:00,101 - laughing at us. - Oh, my God. 160 00:06:00,136 --> 00:06:02,105 Y-You sound... you sound crazy. Do you know that? 161 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:03,485 - You're crazy. - Oh-ho-ho-ho! 162 00:06:03,499 --> 00:06:05,533 Okay, so I'm the crazy one now. 163 00:06:05,568 --> 00:06:07,635 All right, well, you know what I'm not gonna do? 164 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:10,085 I'm not gonna stay somewhere I don't belong 165 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:12,273 just because I feel like I'm some kind of special, 166 00:06:12,308 --> 00:06:14,441 - magical, chosen person. - Oh, that's great. 167 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:16,544 That's great, Leroy. Why don't you just go back, then? 168 00:06:16,579 --> 00:06:18,379 Go back to the "regular world," 169 00:06:18,414 --> 00:06:19,613 where everything you can't understand 170 00:06:19,649 --> 00:06:22,216 is just waved off as some sort of hoax 171 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:24,318 or hallucination or glitch. 172 00:06:26,444 --> 00:06:27,566 Leroy! 173 00:06:27,591 --> 00:06:29,223 Okay, so the night Checker was abducted, 174 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:30,624 we saw that big bald guy 175 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:33,494 just ejecting all of this energy up into the ship. 176 00:06:33,563 --> 00:06:34,662 Right? Well, I think that 177 00:06:34,697 --> 00:06:36,664 that energy is the alien species, 178 00:06:36,699 --> 00:06:38,666 and they were using the bald guy 179 00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:40,401 and whoever else as hosts. 180 00:06:40,436 --> 00:06:42,469 Okay, so you think Checker is walking around 181 00:06:42,505 --> 00:06:44,538 with an alien inside him somewhere. 182 00:06:44,574 --> 00:06:46,440 He hasn't shown up on any of our surveillance. 183 00:06:46,475 --> 00:06:48,242 Well, yeah, because anyone walking around 184 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:49,610 with that kind of energy inside them 185 00:06:49,645 --> 00:06:52,413 isn't gonna show up as human on any of our sensors. 186 00:06:52,448 --> 00:06:54,648 - It would read as a glitch. - Exactly. 187 00:06:54,684 --> 00:06:57,284 - That's from six months ago. - Come on, Max, 188 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,933 it's an interesting theory, but this all seems random. 189 00:07:00,523 --> 00:07:02,489 Okay. 190 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:04,358 Does that seem random? 191 00:07:04,393 --> 00:07:06,260 That's from last night. 192 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:08,362 Zoom into that cluster and put up the satellite view. 193 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,366 Recognize him? 194 00:07:12,401 --> 00:07:14,168 Oh, my God. 195 00:07:14,203 --> 00:07:16,503 That's the guy from the fro-yo place. 196 00:07:16,539 --> 00:07:20,207 What? No. That's Checker. 197 00:07:20,242 --> 00:07:22,176 - No. - Yeah. 198 00:07:22,211 --> 00:07:24,244 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 199 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,633 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... 200 00:07:32,555 --> 00:07:33,621 What the hell's going on? 201 00:07:33,656 --> 00:07:35,322 - Oh, hey. Hey. - Hi. Hey. 202 00:07:35,358 --> 00:07:37,257 I was just looking for my contact lens. 203 00:07:37,293 --> 00:07:40,527 - There it is. Right there. - Oh. Thanks, Leroy. 204 00:07:40,563 --> 00:07:43,197 Leroy, I thought you were done with the Bureau. 205 00:07:43,232 --> 00:07:45,366 - Something came up. - We had to look for my contact lens. 206 00:07:45,401 --> 00:07:46,500 - Yeah. - So I was like, 207 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:48,402 "Hey, man, will you help me out?" 208 00:07:48,437 --> 00:07:50,371 - I was like, "Yeah, I'll help you..." - Okay, just stop. 209 00:07:50,439 --> 00:07:51,972 Tell me what's going on. 210 00:08:02,832 --> 00:08:04,184 Oh, my God, it's... 211 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:05,619 Shh... 212 00:08:05,655 --> 00:08:08,522 I'm so excited, I could dance. I could dance so hard. 213 00:08:08,557 --> 00:08:10,424 But I'm a professional. Please, carry on. 214 00:08:10,459 --> 00:08:12,359 - Okay... - No one can know about this. 215 00:08:12,395 --> 00:08:14,361 Well, you know I have to tell Captain LaFrey. 216 00:08:14,397 --> 00:08:16,430 Annie, listen, all we need is 217 00:08:16,465 --> 00:08:18,232 five hours to follow this lead, 218 00:08:18,267 --> 00:08:20,534 and if we come back empty-handed, 219 00:08:20,569 --> 00:08:22,369 then we'll personally deliver this 220 00:08:22,438 --> 00:08:25,205 and our test scores to LaFrey and accept our fate. 221 00:08:25,241 --> 00:08:26,340 We need this. 222 00:08:29,245 --> 00:08:30,377 Five hours. 223 00:08:30,413 --> 00:08:32,246 - You're the best. - Thank you. 224 00:08:38,794 --> 00:08:39,797 We're finally here. 225 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:42,389 We are finally on our way to finding Checker. 226 00:08:42,414 --> 00:08:45,248 We're finally gonna... I don't know, get some answers. 227 00:08:45,351 --> 00:08:47,217 - We might find Checker. - Well... 228 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,386 And even if we do and your theory is correct, 229 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,321 that could be much, much worse. 230 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,597 Dude was a badass before he had alien strength. 231 00:08:54,508 --> 00:08:56,493 Alien strength? What... What's that? 232 00:08:56,562 --> 00:08:58,328 How do we know he's even strong? 233 00:08:58,397 --> 00:08:59,529 What, you think aliens are weak? 234 00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:01,164 How do we know they're not weak? I mean, see, 235 00:09:01,189 --> 00:09:03,333 - that's what I'm saying, we don't know. - Dude, we saw an alien. 236 00:09:03,402 --> 00:09:05,135 He punched through the wall, remember? 237 00:09:05,204 --> 00:09:06,303 Well, he was a really big guy, 238 00:09:06,372 --> 00:09:08,238 and that was a very old wall, Leroy. 239 00:09:08,307 --> 00:09:09,373 I mean, you know, we don't know these things. 240 00:09:09,475 --> 00:09:11,375 - Really? - Yeah, really. 241 00:09:11,443 --> 00:09:14,177 Listen, we can handle whatever's thrown at us. 242 00:09:14,246 --> 00:09:17,416 You're a badass, Leroy. I'm a badass. 243 00:09:17,441 --> 00:09:19,626 We're badasses. Okay? 244 00:09:19,651 --> 00:09:21,318 Look, I don't know if you know this, 245 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:23,832 but around the office, our nickname, 246 00:09:24,046 --> 00:09:26,858 as a duo: The Badass Brothers. 247 00:09:26,883 --> 00:09:31,419 Aren't you more a badass by association? BABA. 248 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,722 Look, there is no possible way we're gonna get our jobs back 249 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,757 unless we do something right. 250 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:39,594 Max, once this is over, I'm done with the Bureau. 251 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:40,762 - No, n-n-n-no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 252 00:09:40,864 --> 00:09:43,465 No, n-n-n-no. Leroy, you cannot say that. 253 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:47,435 You cannot tell me you are done with this place. Okay? 254 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,605 If we do find Checker, will you at least be willing to admit 255 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:55,377 that maybe, just maybe, this was meant to be? 256 00:09:55,445 --> 00:09:57,579 That we were meant to be. 257 00:09:57,648 --> 00:09:59,514 Right now, I'm just focusing on finding the guy 258 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:00,682 that got me into this. 259 00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:02,651 Think that was a yes. 260 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:08,523 Huh. I guess there's not much going on out here, huh? 261 00:10:08,592 --> 00:10:11,393 Leave it there. Leave it there. I kind of dig it, actually. 262 00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:13,461 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Yeah. 263 00:10:14,798 --> 00:10:16,731 Yeah, this is good stuff. 264 00:10:20,771 --> 00:10:23,638 So, you think all of these people were abducted 265 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,707 and have aliens inside of them? 266 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:28,210 Yes, I do. 267 00:10:29,513 --> 00:10:31,746 Wish I could tell you what the hell they were doing, though. 268 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:36,651 Man... I mean, that dude just looks like someone's dad. 269 00:10:36,753 --> 00:10:38,520 Yeah, totally. 270 00:10:38,588 --> 00:10:40,822 "This, uh, 401K 271 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,524 "really chaps my hide. 272 00:10:42,592 --> 00:10:43,892 "Someone get me my cholesterol medicine, 273 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,727 please. Mm-hmm." 274 00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:48,730 Here. Ooh, ooh, let me see, let me see. 275 00:10:48,799 --> 00:10:51,800 Oh, check her out.: "Oh, oh, my kittens. 276 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,435 "Where are my kittens? 277 00:10:53,537 --> 00:10:54,736 I don't know what to do with my kittens..." 278 00:10:54,805 --> 00:10:56,638 She has so many kittens. It's crazy. 279 00:10:56,707 --> 00:10:57,906 We shouldn't be doing this. 280 00:10:57,974 --> 00:10:59,607 These people are going through a horrible ordeal. 281 00:10:59,676 --> 00:11:01,543 You're probably right abo... 282 00:11:12,789 --> 00:11:15,490 - Whoa. - Whoa. 283 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,589 - Hello, boys. - Whoa! 284 00:11:30,445 --> 00:11:31,549 No. 285 00:11:32,454 --> 00:11:33,539 Don't move. 286 00:11:33,883 --> 00:11:35,226 You guys shouldn't have come. 287 00:11:36,805 --> 00:11:37,901 How you doing? 288 00:11:38,419 --> 00:11:39,932 I can't believe it's him. What do we do? 289 00:11:40,696 --> 00:11:42,833 Grab the handcuffs out of my back left pocket. 290 00:11:43,038 --> 00:11:44,127 Okay. 291 00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:46,932 - Back left pants pocket! - Okay. 292 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:48,971 How high do you wear your pants? 293 00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:54,008 I don't... I don't know how to use handcuffs... 294 00:11:54,705 --> 00:11:56,073 Well, I can't do the cuffs and the gun. 295 00:11:56,098 --> 00:11:57,298 You do it. You do it. 296 00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:59,133 I can't do the cuffs and the gun... I got the gun. 297 00:11:59,202 --> 00:12:01,830 I can't... I don't... Okay. Okay. 298 00:12:02,284 --> 00:12:03,617 Don't move, or I swear... 299 00:12:20,747 --> 00:12:21,879 I'll go get the gun! 300 00:12:21,904 --> 00:12:23,503 Don't announce it. 301 00:12:35,772 --> 00:12:38,306 Shwaaa! 302 00:12:41,077 --> 00:12:43,010 Oh, my God, Leroy, you kicked his head off. 303 00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:46,246 I didn't know you could kick shwaa. 304 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,069 Grab the head, let's go. 305 00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:51,151 Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 306 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,782 - Damn! - Oh. Gun it! 307 00:12:58,807 --> 00:13:00,774 Gun-Gun it! Gun it! 308 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,558 - Do it again. - What? 309 00:13:05,626 --> 00:13:07,326 Reverse it. Back over the body. 310 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:08,461 You have to make sure it's dead! 311 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,028 Ah... 312 00:13:13,634 --> 00:13:14,918 Cool? 313 00:13:15,636 --> 00:13:17,670 Maybe just once more for good measure? 314 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:23,409 Man, I think I messed up the suspension. 315 00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:27,646 Aah. Ugh! 316 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,407 I cannot believe you armed those two idiots! 317 00:13:33,373 --> 00:13:35,240 Where the hell have you two been, huh? 318 00:13:35,308 --> 00:13:37,008 Do you have any idea what kind of trouble you are in? 319 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,176 We found Checker. 320 00:13:40,346 --> 00:13:41,312 Surprise. 321 00:13:46,489 --> 00:13:49,523 So, it seems they're using human being as hosts. 322 00:13:49,592 --> 00:13:50,791 There were eight just like him. 323 00:13:50,860 --> 00:13:53,327 Just one... One sec, one sec, uh... 324 00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:54,495 Hey, that's my banana. 325 00:13:54,597 --> 00:13:56,597 - There we go. - Okay. 326 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:59,433 So this device should temporarily neutralize 327 00:13:59,535 --> 00:14:01,602 the aliens' energy 328 00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:04,361 and allow our old pal Checker's winning personality 329 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,606 to shine through. 330 00:14:05,675 --> 00:14:07,608 Or it will just melt his brain, 331 00:14:07,677 --> 00:14:09,610 and goo will just come out of his ears. Okay? 332 00:14:09,679 --> 00:14:11,579 Ready. One, 333 00:14:11,647 --> 00:14:14,315 two, three. 334 00:14:21,691 --> 00:14:23,758 Agent Checker? 335 00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:25,526 What? What? 336 00:14:25,595 --> 00:14:26,627 Where the-where the hell am I? 337 00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:27,728 Agent Checker, calm down, okay? 338 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:29,296 It's Captain LaFrey. 339 00:14:29,365 --> 00:14:30,664 - Who? - Captain LaFrey. 340 00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:32,466 - Captain LaFrey? - Yeah. 341 00:14:32,535 --> 00:14:35,302 We have reason to believe that you were abducted 342 00:14:35,371 --> 00:14:37,338 by some form of extraterrestrial. 343 00:14:37,363 --> 00:14:38,406 What? 344 00:14:38,474 --> 00:14:39,819 W-Where the hell is my body? 345 00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:41,575 Is it... is it okay? 346 00:14:41,644 --> 00:14:43,711 Of course it's okay. His body's okay, right? 347 00:14:44,358 --> 00:14:45,746 Um... Yeah. 348 00:14:45,815 --> 00:14:48,482 Yeah, it's terrific. Congrats. 349 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:51,452 Hi, Agent Checker, I'm Max Jennifer. 350 00:14:51,554 --> 00:14:53,184 We have a lot of questions for you. 351 00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:54,441 Wait a minute. 352 00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:57,458 Professor Jennifer. 353 00:14:57,527 --> 00:14:58,759 Detective Wright. 354 00:14:59,144 --> 00:15:00,428 You guys found me. 355 00:15:00,496 --> 00:15:01,529 This is good. 356 00:15:01,631 --> 00:15:03,632 This is very good. 357 00:15:03,657 --> 00:15:05,138 Okay, why is that good? 358 00:15:05,163 --> 00:15:07,096 And w-why did you want us? 359 00:15:08,692 --> 00:15:10,385 It looks like I don't have much time, 360 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,599 so I'll get started. 361 00:15:11,624 --> 00:15:13,714 Before my abduction, I uploaded the evidence 362 00:15:13,739 --> 00:15:15,973 that I discovered of these alien beings 363 00:15:16,287 --> 00:15:18,252 in my own private, encrypted server. 364 00:15:18,286 --> 00:15:20,507 I call this alien race the Illuminescents. 365 00:15:20,532 --> 00:15:23,600 They possess the ability to travel through the multiverse. 366 00:15:23,669 --> 00:15:25,535 In parallel universes, they already conquered many versions 367 00:15:25,604 --> 00:15:28,338 - of Earth similar to ours. - Similar to ours? 368 00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:31,508 And as you can see, some haven't fared so well. 369 00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:33,610 Now, I don't know what their endgame is, but the aliens 370 00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:36,313 possess our bodies, our minds, 371 00:15:36,382 --> 00:15:37,647 they use up our resources, 372 00:15:37,716 --> 00:15:41,685 leave the Earth in a state of total destruction. 373 00:15:41,754 --> 00:15:43,620 Okay, but, again, why us? I mean, 374 00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:46,021 - what do we have to do with this? - Well, in every reality 375 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,941 where the aliens invaded Earth, 376 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,560 you two came the closest to stopping them. 377 00:15:50,629 --> 00:15:52,662 Us? Me and him? 378 00:15:52,731 --> 00:15:54,531 Max Jennifer and Leroy Wright? 379 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,700 - A mall cop and a bookstore clerk? - Okay. 380 00:15:56,769 --> 00:15:59,436 In one reality, you're a lawyer, you're a truck driver. 381 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,258 Another, you two run a successful 382 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,072 doggie daycare business together. That's not the point. 383 00:16:03,097 --> 00:16:05,175 What matters is that every single time, 384 00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:08,345 you two always come the closest to stopping them. 385 00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:10,180 The "closest to stopping them"? 386 00:16:10,249 --> 00:16:12,449 Like, we almost save the world, 387 00:16:12,518 --> 00:16:14,217 but everyone dies anyway? 388 00:16:14,286 --> 00:16:16,286 What do the other us-es do wrong? 389 00:16:16,388 --> 00:16:19,672 W-What... should we start working out? Take karate lessons? 390 00:16:19,697 --> 00:16:20,830 Hot yoga? 391 00:16:20,891 --> 00:16:22,007 W-What, like, can you tell us 392 00:16:22,032 --> 00:16:23,309 something that'll help us? 393 00:16:24,362 --> 00:16:25,859 S... S-Stop... 394 00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:27,586 Claire... 395 00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:29,455 Jennifer. 396 00:16:29,523 --> 00:16:30,856 M-My wife? Wait, wha... 397 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:32,458 What are you talking about? 398 00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:36,862 Your world is ours. 399 00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:39,765 - Prepare to die. - Whoa! 400 00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,061 - Do something! - Hey, hey, give me the, uh, Taser. 401 00:16:42,112 --> 00:16:43,445 - This thing is going to explode. - Okay. 402 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,164 Annie, do something with this! 403 00:16:45,189 --> 00:16:46,472 - What? - Annie, you're up. 404 00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:47,666 Come on, get going! 405 00:16:47,691 --> 00:16:49,675 Uh, we can create an EMP cannon, 406 00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:51,810 and it should decimate the head's charge. 407 00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:52,955 It's gonna blow. 408 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:54,680 Give me the damn gun! 409 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:57,449 Good night, sweet prince. 410 00:17:08,316 --> 00:17:10,449 He was a true hero, and will be missed. 411 00:17:13,254 --> 00:17:15,288 Seems like a cool guy. 412 00:17:15,356 --> 00:17:17,256 He had a cool accent. 413 00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:22,261 I felt like, if he had a body, I-I would've wanted to hug him. 414 00:17:22,297 --> 00:17:23,696 He had cool jackets. 415 00:17:23,731 --> 00:17:27,903 That's-that's a... enviable attribute. 416 00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:28,960 Shut up. 417 00:17:28,995 --> 00:17:31,296 You disobeyed my orders, 418 00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:34,065 you brought a hostile entity into this bureau 419 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:38,102 and you were involved in the death of a beloved agent. 420 00:17:38,138 --> 00:17:40,405 Oh, and I'm gonna get rid of my Far Side calendar and have one 421 00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:42,207 Made of these: your test scores, 422 00:17:42,242 --> 00:17:44,342 because that's how funny they are. 423 00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:46,110 Who cares about test scores? 424 00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:48,279 We just found out we are the chosen ones. 425 00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:50,148 Yeah, but what if we're not? 426 00:17:52,052 --> 00:17:53,318 I mean, we probably aren't. 427 00:17:54,852 --> 00:17:57,405 I mean, these things, they have been coming 428 00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:59,231 and destroying our planet 429 00:17:59,256 --> 00:18:03,024 over and over again for who knows how long? 430 00:18:03,059 --> 00:18:06,027 With power beyond our comprehension, Leroy. 431 00:18:06,062 --> 00:18:08,329 I don't think you get it. 432 00:18:08,365 --> 00:18:10,081 It's over. 433 00:18:10,282 --> 00:18:13,393 Do you know what the odds are that we're the Max and Leroy 434 00:18:13,418 --> 00:18:15,324 that are finally gonna stop them? I do. 435 00:18:15,349 --> 00:18:17,349 Okay? Look. 436 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,553 24%? That's not bad, actually. 437 00:18:23,588 --> 00:18:27,772 Oh, sorry, that's the APR on this credit card. 438 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:30,727 - There you go. - Point zero, zero, zero, zer... 439 00:18:30,762 --> 00:18:33,530 You know what, Max? I don't care about that. 440 00:18:33,565 --> 00:18:35,331 Here's what I get: 441 00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:38,435 it's not about the odds, it's about faith. 442 00:18:38,503 --> 00:18:41,738 You're the one that taught me to believe in the unbelievable. 443 00:18:41,773 --> 00:18:43,573 And right now, I'm choosing to believe 444 00:18:43,642 --> 00:18:45,508 in the most unbelievable thing of all, 445 00:18:45,544 --> 00:18:50,547 and that's you and I may be humanity's best hope. 446 00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:53,583 I hate to admit it, Max, but I think he's right. 447 00:18:53,618 --> 00:18:56,419 So what's it gonna be, Max? 448 00:18:56,455 --> 00:18:58,488 You gonna go back to your job at the bookstore? 449 00:18:58,557 --> 00:19:01,524 Quietly wait for the apocalypse, 450 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,494 while racking up high interest rate credit card debt? 451 00:19:05,322 --> 00:19:08,431 Or are you and I gonna show Agent Checker 452 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:10,600 his sacrifice meant something? 453 00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:13,647 Well... 454 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,339 Bookstore's closed anyway. 455 00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:18,441 I mean, print's dead. 456 00:19:21,313 --> 00:19:22,612 My man. 457 00:19:25,417 --> 00:19:28,518 All right, you two chosen ones. 458 00:19:28,553 --> 00:19:30,553 Go home and get some rest. 459 00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:32,422 You're back in the field tomorrow. 460 00:19:32,457 --> 00:19:34,241 Yes, ma'am. 461 00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:41,264 Query: 462 00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:44,334 are you guys still officially married? 463 00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:45,668 We are. 464 00:19:47,031 --> 00:19:48,140 Okay. 465 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,673 I don't want to overstep my bounds here, 466 00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:53,943 but you might want to consider filing for divorce, 467 00:19:53,978 --> 00:19:56,145 on the grounds that your wife may be part of a plot 468 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,180 to end humankind as we know it. 469 00:19:58,216 --> 00:20:00,149 Yeah, that's a pretty good call. 470 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,117 Oh, uh, hey, 471 00:20:02,153 --> 00:20:05,232 what do you think of the name "the Illuminescents"? 472 00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:06,625 - For the aliens? - Yeah. 473 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,660 - No disrespect to Checker, but... - Right. 474 00:20:08,696 --> 00:20:11,296 Sounds like opening band at a prog rock festival. 475 00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:13,136 - Yeah. - You know? I'd just go with... 476 00:20:13,161 --> 00:20:14,600 - Zappers. - Zappers. 477 00:20:14,635 --> 00:20:16,368 Yeah. Yeah, that's... no, that's cool. Yeah. 478 00:20:16,403 --> 00:20:18,370 I-I mean, I was just... off the top of my head, 479 00:20:18,405 --> 00:20:20,272 I was thinking, the Energons? 480 00:20:20,307 --> 00:20:22,210 You want it to be defeatable. You want it to sound like... 481 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:24,825 Y-You could tell people, "Hey, the Zappers are coming. 482 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,379 - We got this." - Which I'm not sure we want? 483 00:20:27,414 --> 00:20:29,314 Just because, do we want to c-cushion the blow, 484 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:30,582 or do we want people to be careful, or...? 485 00:20:30,618 --> 00:20:32,417 I mean, it just depends on what you want. 486 00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:34,486 Energons is like, "Oh, uh, oh, my God, uh... 487 00:20:34,522 --> 00:20:36,522 It's... we're doomed." Everybody's gonna go crazy. 488 00:20:36,557 --> 00:20:38,490 We need it to not be chaos. 489 00:20:38,526 --> 00:20:40,659 Okay. I mean, I think "the Energons" 490 00:20:40,694 --> 00:20:43,295 puts the appropriate amount of fear... 491 00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,730 Oh, Max. 492 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,499 What's going to happen to us? 493 00:20:47,535 --> 00:20:48,667 Good night. 494 00:20:48,702 --> 00:20:50,536 Good night, Max. 495 00:20:50,571 --> 00:20:55,004 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 35991

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