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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,101 --> 00:00:11,101 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:14,155 --> 00:00:16,349 The Cerritos is in orbit around Beta III. 3 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:17,953 Back in the day, these guys worshipped 4 00:00:17,976 --> 00:00:20,186 a violent god called Landru, who suppressed 5 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,110 their creativity and made them kill each other, 6 00:00:22,193 --> 00:00:24,153 until Kirk figured out it was actually a computer. 7 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,191 Get this. 8 00:00:25,274 --> 00:00:26,860 At some point, these knuckleheads went 9 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,528 back to worshipping Landru. 10 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:29,696 Captain Freeman has been 11 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:31,364 setting them straight all morning. 12 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,866 I can't believe you all started 13 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,701 re-worshipping the dang computer. 14 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,536 Well, Landru's very persuasive. 15 00:00:36,619 --> 00:00:38,997 Consume the intruders! Obey Landru! 16 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,375 Hey, don't make me paradox you into destroying yourself. 17 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,836 Landru apologizes. 18 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:46,838 This is literally the exact thing 19 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,381 Captain Kirk taught you. 20 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,383 Maybe write it down this time? 21 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:53,887 Cerritos, two to beam up. 22 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,056 Well, I like purging people during the red hour. 23 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,599 I'm going to keep doing it. 24 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,351 Dude, there is no more red hour, okay? 25 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,978 - Let it go. - But I just bought a new scythe. 26 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:06,524 Ugh, Landru. 27 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:08,985 I know, it's always weird revisiting planets 28 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,737 - from the TOS era. - TOS? 29 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,447 It's what I call the 2260s. 30 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:15,241 Stands for "those old scientists"... you know, Spock, 31 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,744 Scotty, those guys. Seems like they were stumbling 32 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:21,414 on crazy new aliens every week back then. 33 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,541 Nothing against second contact missions, 34 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,752 but the Cerritos should be popping in 35 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:28,546 on those legacy civilizations before they unravel. 36 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,590 Yeah, but "popping in" is against regulation. 37 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,384 We would need specific orders. 38 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,707 I just hate seeing a perfectly good society get destroyed 39 00:01:34,708 --> 00:01:36,930 by a Gamester of Triskelion or whatever, 40 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:39,933 because Starfleet has a policy of some intervention. 41 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:44,437 - Set coordinates for Starbase 77. - Sorry, Captain, 42 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,773 but we still have crew on Beta III. 43 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,608 I didn't authorize that. Who is it? 44 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:51,027 Art supplies! Get your art supplies! 45 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,612 We got paints, we got brushes, 46 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:54,781 we got a spiky, pencil, twirl-around thingy. 47 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:56,783 Boost your creativity! Express yourself! 48 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:58,993 Stop praying to a computer! 49 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,579 Hoo boy, incoming lecture in five, 50 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:02,789 four... 51 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:04,312 Who wants crayons? Here you go, kid. 52 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:05,583 Way better than the red hour. 53 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,035 Since when do you break protocol? 54 00:02:07,119 --> 00:02:09,286 I'm just tired of you getting to do all the good stuff 55 00:02:09,287 --> 00:02:10,505 while I stick to the rules. 56 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:11,988 Ensign Boimler? Do you read? 57 00:02:11,989 --> 00:02:14,801 Whoa-ho-ho, look at Brad Boimler being cool for once. 58 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,970 Wait, is this because of my teachings? 59 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,472 Okay, you don't teach. You just instigate chaos. 60 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,875 Exactly... helpful, character-building chaos. 61 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:23,600 I can hear you, can you hear me? 62 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:25,478 Aw, Boims! I thought you were gonna 63 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,980 get stuck in middle management, 64 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:29,732 like this pathetic little fly in amber, like... 65 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:32,527 - Oh, like Ransom! - I am not a little fly in amber! 66 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:34,654 What did it, huh? My constant mockery? 67 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,991 My non-stop prodding? My downright-dangerous hazing? 68 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,376 No, no. Look. 69 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,459 If you have to know, I found out about your secret. 70 00:02:41,503 --> 00:02:43,704 You mean never eating after 7:00? it's a miracle, right? 71 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:44,992 I mean, it does work, you should try it. 72 00:02:44,993 --> 00:02:46,113 Captain Freeman is your mom. 73 00:02:46,114 --> 00:02:48,234 Yeah, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. 74 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,128 Oh, come on, Mariner. The captain's your mom. 75 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:51,504 Your dad's an admiral. 76 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,006 You're basically Starfleet royalty. 77 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,266 How cool is that? 78 00:02:54,349 --> 00:02:55,924 Shut the [BLEEP] up right now, Boimler. 79 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:57,885 - Shut your [BLEEP] mouth. - This is a good thing! 80 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,080 Now we can both do some good and you'll just, you know, 81 00:03:00,163 --> 00:03:01,723 keep us out of trouble with your mom... 82 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:03,791 - What?! No that is not how... - I just don't understand 83 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,092 - why it's such a secret. - Move! 84 00:03:05,093 --> 00:03:06,132 I'd be telling everyone. 85 00:03:06,182 --> 00:03:08,222 Dude, I do not want people knowing my mom is my mom! 86 00:03:08,226 --> 00:03:10,023 Okay, okay. I'm not gonna tell a soul. 87 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,524 I'm being serious! Shut up! 88 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,027 So, uh, does Captain Mommy give you, 89 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:16,529 uh, sweet little captain kisses? 90 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,158 Plasma ring scan is complete, 91 00:04:43,159 --> 00:04:44,576 - Captain Dayton. - Oh, yeah. 92 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,244 I loved the Rubidoux, but nothing beats 93 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,246 a brand new ship... hey! 94 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,081 Who peeled this film off the weapons panel?! 95 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:52,125 Come on, guys! 96 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:55,795 I want the Solvang to be perfect for as long as possible. 97 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:58,381 Hey! Take those shoes off right now! 98 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:01,718 What? 99 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,638 - Aah! What the hell was that?! - We're being fired upon. 100 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,932 - Raise shield, red alert. - Get us out of here! 101 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,854 Shields at ten percent. 102 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:15,773 Direct hit to main engines. 103 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,028 Warp! Now! 104 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,122 Ah! I can't believe I get 105 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:32,925 to be orientation liaison for a new recruit. 106 00:05:32,926 --> 00:05:34,584 I am going to show her so many ropes. 107 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:36,436 Hello? Rutherford? 108 00:05:36,519 --> 00:05:38,359 Sorry. Just trying to adjust this little thingy 109 00:05:38,396 --> 00:05:40,606 on my implant's attitude selector. 110 00:05:40,690 --> 00:05:42,383 Crazy about Mariner and the captain, right? 111 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,010 Oh, man, Captain Freeman Day 112 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,833 is gonna be super awkward this year. 113 00:05:46,945 --> 00:05:48,380 There's the shuttle! 114 00:05:48,463 --> 00:05:49,999 Huh. Look at this new button! 115 00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:52,718 Optimistic mode? This is going to be great! 116 00:05:52,802 --> 00:05:54,771 But... sexy mode? Mmm. 117 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,989 Don't mind if I do. 118 00:05:57,473 --> 00:05:59,925 'Ello. Chim chimurri. What's all this then? 119 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,077 Aw, it's beautiful! 120 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,737 Oh, there she is... the little robot exocomp! 121 00:06:11,821 --> 00:06:13,514 Oh, my gosh. Hi. Are you Ensign Tendi? 122 00:06:13,598 --> 00:06:15,708 Oh, my gosh. Yes, I am! And I'm so happy you're here! 123 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,419 I'm happy to be here! This is so exciting! 124 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:21,130 Ooh-wee! Howdy there. Now I'm talking like a cowboy. 125 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,175 - That was a weird thing to say! - It sure was! 126 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:27,053 Ugh. Why did we ever keep this a secret in the first place? 127 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:29,430 Ugh! I just wanted to fly under the radar! 128 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,834 And I didn't want anyone to know the most demerited officer 129 00:06:31,835 --> 00:06:33,434 in the fleet was my daughter. 130 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,311 Well, Wesley Crusher worked with his mom. 131 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,835 Maybe everybody'll be cool about it. 132 00:06:36,854 --> 00:06:39,399 Captain, captain's daughter... Uh, I mean Mariner. 133 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,608 Oh, what is it, Jack? 134 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,527 Captain, I'm putting together a list 135 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,362 of candidates for the Sacramento promotion. 136 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,073 I'd love your input. May I just say 137 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:49,742 I am very sorry if I ever treated you 138 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,744 with anything other than admiration. 139 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,163 Oh, shut up, Ransom! You're such a suck-up! 140 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,208 From now on, I'll make sure to give you special attention. 141 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,460 No! Be as hard on her as you always are! 142 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,462 - Yeah, be hard on me! - I'm only hard on you 143 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,838 when you make me hard! I mean, I'm-I'm not hard right now! 144 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:05,933 I mean, I could... I could get hard, if I wanted to, 145 00:07:06,017 --> 00:07:08,419 but I'm not hard right now. I'm so sorry! You're both great! 146 00:07:08,502 --> 00:07:10,704 Ugh! 147 00:07:14,158 --> 00:07:15,668 I heard she's the captain's daughter. 148 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,107 Hey, Mariner, I'm Lieutenant Levy. 149 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:23,390 We went on a date last year. I don't know if you recall. 150 00:07:23,391 --> 00:07:24,485 Yeah, Steve, I remember. 151 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:27,113 You said Wolf 359 was an inside job. 152 00:07:27,196 --> 00:07:29,657 It totally was. So, hey, I was wondering, 153 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,317 could give this to your mom for me? 154 00:07:31,401 --> 00:07:33,660 It's just a few ideas I threw together on how to decorate 155 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,288 - the captain's yacht. - Fine. Whatever. 156 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:36,765 You're the best. Thanks, Mariner. 157 00:07:36,848 --> 00:07:39,115 Changelings aren't real. The Dominion War didn't happen! 158 00:07:39,116 --> 00:07:41,085 Hey, Mariner! Okay, can you just? 159 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,978 - Oh, okay, little closer. - Hey, don't log that, all right? 160 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:44,599 I don't want to see that up on the... Oh! 161 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:46,956 Hey! This is a service corridor, not a social club, Ensign. 162 00:07:46,963 --> 00:07:48,593 Sorry, Doc. Won't happen again. 163 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,303 You think your mom would be okay 164 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,472 with me and Shaxs making a little love connection? 165 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:56,476 I'd love to snag that Bajoran beefsteak with my coital hooks. 166 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:59,103 Captain, we've received a partial distress call 167 00:07:59,186 --> 00:08:00,688 from the Solvang. 168 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:02,451 I guess Captain Dayton's still getting used 169 00:08:02,452 --> 00:08:04,066 to the controls in her new ship. 170 00:08:04,149 --> 00:08:06,360 Sir, the signal originated in the Kalla system. 171 00:08:06,443 --> 00:08:08,203 Well, there isn't anything distressing there. 172 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,947 The Titan is also within range. 173 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:12,074 No. Let them know that we have it. 174 00:08:12,157 --> 00:08:13,993 Dayton's going to hate that we came running 175 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,829 to her rescue because someone leaned on a button. 176 00:08:20,981 --> 00:08:22,067 Oh, this sucks. 177 00:08:22,151 --> 00:08:23,753 Yo, yo, Mariner! 178 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,130 I was just crossing through the, um, lower decks, 179 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,174 and I replicated you some hand pies. 180 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:30,635 Hand... What is a hand pie? You know what? No thank you. 181 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,720 - Ooh, key lime? Mmm. Mmm. - I won't be able 182 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,348 to do any of my usual sneaky Robin Hood stuff 183 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,151 now that everybody's paying attention to me. 184 00:08:37,152 --> 00:08:39,028 Yesterday, he literally didn't know my name. 185 00:08:39,112 --> 00:08:41,229 He called me "Jen". Who here is named "Jen"?! 186 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:43,789 Ugh. You are so right. He was clearly kissing your butt. 187 00:08:43,873 --> 00:08:45,566 It's not like he had a prewritten letter 188 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,650 of recommendation which would save you so much time 189 00:08:47,651 --> 00:08:49,051 since all you had to do is sign it. 190 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,122 - Oh, Boimler, not you! - Ransom's picking someone 191 00:08:51,205 --> 00:08:53,023 to promote to the Sacramento. I need an edge! 192 00:08:53,024 --> 00:08:54,700 Dude, I thought you were done being lame! 193 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:57,328 Yeah, but it's the Sac. That's a huge career boost! 194 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:59,491 And didn't you say you'd get me in a captain's chair? 195 00:08:59,492 --> 00:09:01,573 Mariner! Looking good, girlfriend! 196 00:09:01,657 --> 00:09:02,667 Get phased, Lundy. 197 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,169 Wait. No one would know me on the Sacramento. 198 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,379 I'd be a nobody again, like you! 199 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:08,673 I'm not a nobody. I... 200 00:09:08,738 --> 00:09:10,298 Maybe I should apply to the Sacramento. 201 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:11,699 I don't know. They might be looking 202 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,717 for someone a little less criminally insubordinate. 203 00:09:13,718 --> 00:09:16,222 Good call. I'd better start adjusting my attitude, sir. 204 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,785 - Ew. Don't call me "sir". - Yes, sir. 205 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,529 - Don't. - You technically outrank me, sir. 206 00:09:19,562 --> 00:09:21,882 - What are you doing? Stop it. - Is that an order? 207 00:09:21,883 --> 00:09:24,483 - Yes. I mean, no. - Permission to go to my station, sir? 208 00:09:24,484 --> 00:09:26,607 - You have a station? - Ha-ha! Good one, sir. Mm-hmm. 209 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,234 Nobody's gonna fall for that. 210 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:30,077 I want to give Mariner a present! 211 00:09:30,578 --> 00:09:31,695 That's a processing hub, 212 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:34,114 and that's a pattern-buffer maintenance hatch. 213 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,367 So, hey, um, do you want me to call you "Exocomp", 214 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:37,930 or do you have an alpha-numeric name, 215 00:09:37,993 --> 00:09:41,246 like TT30311? 216 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:43,248 No. I didn't want to sound robotic. 217 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,084 I wanted to be called something normal, 218 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,127 so I analyzed all Federation languages 219 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:50,255 and calculated a mathematically perfect name. 220 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,257 - What is it? - Peanut Hamper. 221 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:53,801 Peanut Hamper? 222 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,928 I love it! 223 00:09:58,346 --> 00:09:59,865 Heading to Commander Ransom's office? 224 00:09:59,948 --> 00:10:01,392 - Cut it out. - Cut what out, sir? 225 00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:03,268 I'm heading there as well, to explain 226 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,232 why I should be promoted over to the Sacramento. 227 00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:06,983 You know, Ransom's not just some meathead. 228 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,482 He's gonna see right through you. 229 00:10:08,565 --> 00:10:10,484 Boimler, your record is spotless. 230 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:12,111 It's freaky. 231 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,834 Thank you, sir. There is more on the back. 232 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,824 On the other hand, Mariner is the captain's daughter. 233 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,157 Mm, sort of stuck between a rock 234 00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:19,638 and a kiss-ass place, aren't we, sir? 235 00:10:19,682 --> 00:10:21,308 Boimler, you're so promotable, 236 00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:22,996 but I live to serve the captain. 237 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,040 I can't think until I work out. 238 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,481 You've been lifting this whole time. 239 00:10:26,482 --> 00:10:27,498 Get out of here! 240 00:10:27,518 --> 00:10:30,129 I'm trying to think...! 241 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,881 Ooh! 242 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,425 Hmm, dilithium. 243 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,968 It's better than I thought. 244 00:10:36,051 --> 00:10:38,303 Dang it! Aw, shoot. Ooh, ooh. 245 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,806 Sorry. Ensign Klutz reporting for duty. 246 00:10:40,889 --> 00:10:42,889 Ah, Peanut Hamper is such an innocent little robot. 247 00:10:42,891 --> 00:10:44,810 I got to make sure she doesn't get overwhelmed 248 00:10:44,893 --> 00:10:46,853 during our shift, you know, since she doesn't have 249 00:10:46,895 --> 00:10:48,655 - any hands. - With you watching out for her, 250 00:10:48,656 --> 00:10:51,104 - I'm sure she'll do great. - Whoa. Are you mad at me? 251 00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:53,861 I just think that Dr. T'ana's going to be mean, and... 252 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,863 I'm not. I'm just trying to click 253 00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:59,491 this attitude button until I get back to normal. 254 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,118 Just make sure you treat Peanut Hamper 255 00:11:01,201 --> 00:11:02,970 the same as you would anyone else. 256 00:11:03,054 --> 00:11:05,204 - But she's not like anyone else. - Oopsy-daisy. 257 00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:07,445 She's been trying to pick those tubes up this whole time. 258 00:11:07,446 --> 00:11:09,068 How's she supposed to do medical stuff? 259 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,127 Oh! Dang it! 260 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:11,930 All right, here comes the messy part. 261 00:11:11,931 --> 00:11:14,506 Any slight error here can result in instant death. 262 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:17,217 Um, Dr. T'ana, just a heads-up that Peanut Hamper might have 263 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,137 a little bit of trouble with... 264 00:11:21,096 --> 00:11:22,890 Oh. Oh, wow. 265 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:25,184 Peanut Hamper, this is some of the best micro-suturing 266 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,810 I've ever seen. 267 00:11:26,894 --> 00:11:29,094 I downloaded all your journal articles. I learned a lot. 268 00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:31,148 Oh, I-I could help you with that leg if you want. 269 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:32,831 Tendi, hang back. I don't want you to get 270 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,100 in Peanut Hamper's way. Ooh. What did you just do there? 271 00:11:35,183 --> 00:11:36,975 It's a new skin graft technique I've been developing. 272 00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:39,364 - It uses half the skin. - Oh, can you show me how to do it? 273 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:41,888 - Can I... can I see? - Yeah, look at that right there. 274 00:11:41,889 --> 00:11:43,532 See how the flesh just folds together? 275 00:11:43,535 --> 00:11:44,995 T'ANA: [BLEEP]-A I do! 276 00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:47,039 Wow. Doc is really taking to Peanut Hamper. 277 00:11:47,122 --> 00:11:49,374 Hey, don't worry. I'm sure you'll still have a lot to do. 278 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,818 I mean, for example, you know, we could start working on me, 279 00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:53,086 getting me back up on my feet. 280 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,171 Worry? I'm her liaison. 281 00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:57,508 Peanut Hamper fitting in is my greatest victory! 282 00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,218 Meld that flesh, girl! 283 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,094 Melding away! 284 00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:03,931 Ah. "Tips for Remaining Starfleet Uniform Compliant". 285 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,723 The Starfleet Manual? Who are you kidding? 286 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,204 It is so messed up that you're trying 287 00:12:07,205 --> 00:12:08,540 to cheat me out of a promotion. 288 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,270 How am I cheating? You're always 289 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,434 telling me to be like this. 290 00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:13,273 I meant to actually try sometimes! 291 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:16,077 - Not to profit off of nepotism. - Nobody would know Freeman's my mom 292 00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:17,945 if you hadn't ratted me out, 293 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,905 so why don't you go ahead and blame yourself? 294 00:12:19,988 --> 00:12:22,074 - No! I blame you! - And I blame you right back! 295 00:12:24,451 --> 00:12:25,451 Red alert. 296 00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:26,452 Shields up. 297 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:34,086 Collision alert. Impacts on Decks Three, 15 and 20. 298 00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:35,689 My God! Is that the Solvang? 299 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,309 I'm not reading any life signs. 300 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,091 The whole crew, they've been wiped out. 301 00:12:43,011 --> 00:12:44,596 They're harvesting the wreckage! 302 00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,015 Evasive maneuvers. 303 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:55,274 - Shields at 50%. - Send out a distress call, 304 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,397 - all frequencies. - They're jamming communications. 305 00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,980 Captain, they've latched onto the port nacelle 306 00:13:02,981 --> 00:13:04,157 with some sort of mining arm. 307 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,522 - Go to warp. Get us out of here! - No! Shut down engines. 308 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,287 But we'll be sitting ducks. 309 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,970 Dayton would have thought the same thing, 310 00:13:09,971 --> 00:13:12,473 and look what happened to them. Shut it down! 311 00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,145 Mom! 312 00:13:33,228 --> 00:13:34,313 I-I'm okay. 313 00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,481 Auxiliary power back online. 314 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:40,485 Ha-ha-ha! I thought the Enterprise was strong. 315 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,571 We are strong. 316 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:44,823 This isn't the Enterprise. This is the Cerritos. 317 00:13:44,906 --> 00:13:48,327 We thought you were the Enterprise. 318 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,579 Pakleds? What the hell do you want? 319 00:13:50,662 --> 00:13:54,374 We want your ship pieces to add to our ship pieces, 320 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,960 so that we have all the ship pieces! 321 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,546 Look, just stop this senseless attack, and let's discuss... 322 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,882 No! 323 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:03,383 No. 324 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,968 We are strong! 325 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,845 We will cut your ship apart! 326 00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:08,847 This doesn't make any sense. 327 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,557 The Pakleds aren't this powerful. 328 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,517 I thought they were kind of a joke. 329 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:13,810 Yeah, you guys aren't wrong. 330 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,174 Pakleds would fake distress calls 331 00:14:15,175 --> 00:14:16,647 so they could steal technology 332 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,770 from anyone who showed up to help, but I'm detecting 333 00:14:18,771 --> 00:14:20,776 weapons from over 30 different species. 334 00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:23,028 Ah, looks like they're not a joke anymore. 335 00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:37,142 They're phasering the hull! 336 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,836 Carving us up like a First Contact Day salmon. 337 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,881 No engines, no weapons, fighting an enemy we don't understand. 338 00:14:42,964 --> 00:14:44,758 We're out of options! 339 00:14:44,841 --> 00:14:47,552 Then I need someone to make me some. 340 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,888 Me? What am I supposed to do? I-I don't know these guys. 341 00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:51,348 Do what you do best. 342 00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:53,350 I need a dangerous, half-baked solution 343 00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:56,603 that breaks Starfleet codes and totally pisses me off. 344 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,264 That's an order. 345 00:14:59,348 --> 00:15:01,673 Boimler, what kind of computer systems do the Pakleds use? 346 00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:02,826 They steal components from other cultures, 347 00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:03,943 which means their code base 348 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,264 - would have to be wide open. - You catch that, Rutherford? 349 00:15:06,265 --> 00:15:09,654 We need a virus that takes advantage of a trusting system! 350 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,535 Exactly. Wait, why are you so chipper? 351 00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:12,698 Implant stuff! 352 00:15:12,769 --> 00:15:14,521 They've got us outgunned, and they know it. 353 00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:15,880 But they're taking their time. 354 00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:17,749 If we can plant a virus in their system, 355 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:18,933 we can cripple their ship. 356 00:15:18,934 --> 00:15:20,794 Who here could whip up a code like that? 357 00:15:20,877 --> 00:15:23,463 They'd have to be some sort of morally bankrupt genius. 358 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:26,425 Ha-ha! Computer, start program Rutherford Training Beta 2.5. 359 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,427 Can I teach you a lesson? 360 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:31,471 Badgey! I need you to code a virus for me. 361 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,995 Hmm, to do that, I would need you to disable safety protocols. 362 00:15:34,015 --> 00:15:35,475 Wait. 363 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,436 You're not gonna try to kill me again, are you? 364 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,770 Ha-ha! I'm Badgey! 365 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,439 Uh, fine. 366 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,482 Computer, disable safety protocols. 367 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,569 Oh, yeah! There we go. 368 00:15:45,652 --> 00:15:46,653 Hello, Father. 369 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,530 I've already created three viruses 370 00:15:48,613 --> 00:15:50,615 that would disable Pakled technology. 371 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,783 You were monitoring comms? 372 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,785 Oh, I'm always monitoring comms. 373 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,347 - The packet needs to be input manually. - Ho-ho-ho! 374 00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:58,070 Somebody's gonna have to board their ship! 375 00:15:58,071 --> 00:15:59,150 You know it! 376 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,752 Intruders beaming in! 377 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:03,962 Very slowly beaming in. 378 00:16:04,045 --> 00:16:05,630 We've got to go! 379 00:16:10,051 --> 00:16:11,803 We have to get to the armory! 380 00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,168 Looks like we'll have to repel them the old-fashioned way. 381 00:16:14,169 --> 00:16:17,684 Setting my fists to stun and my kicks to kill. 382 00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:23,515 Uh, guys, right here. Yep. Great stuff in that one. 383 00:16:23,599 --> 00:16:24,655 All the way in back there? 384 00:16:24,656 --> 00:16:27,027 How much contraband have you hidden on my ship? 385 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,779 I don't know. A lot. 386 00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:41,958 Side roll. Side roll. 387 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,126 Double hand punch! 388 00:16:46,822 --> 00:16:48,802 - Pakled! - Mariner, in case we don't make it... 389 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,176 - We're making it. - I wasn't mad that you were stealing 390 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,195 the Sacramento promotion. 391 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,512 I apply for those all the time. 392 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,637 Nothing ever comes of it. 393 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,598 What? Then why were you freaking out? 394 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:59,017 Because you would have gotten it. And I'd-I'd miss you, okay? 395 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,079 You're my best friend. 396 00:17:00,081 --> 00:17:01,900 Oh, haven't you shared enough secrets today? 397 00:17:01,901 --> 00:17:03,146 Just shut up! 398 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:04,856 Pakled! 399 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,362 Mom! 400 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,829 Ransom, get our backs! 401 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:19,955 Way ahead of you! 402 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:21,039 My head! 403 00:17:22,123 --> 00:17:23,875 Sorry. 404 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,959 I mean get the captain to the biobed, quick, quick! 405 00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:28,004 Did we save the Cerritos? 406 00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,172 Working on it. 407 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,932 Ooh, I got it. One illegal virus. 408 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,133 But someone has to take it to the ship. 409 00:17:33,134 --> 00:17:34,734 But who's small enough to go undetected? 410 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,303 Yeah, and who could survive in space without a ship? 411 00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:38,384 Someone who can travel with the program safely stored 412 00:17:38,385 --> 00:17:39,891 in her hard drive. 413 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,026 Peanut Hamper! 414 00:17:41,109 --> 00:17:42,643 You can load the code into their ship 415 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,804 using your robotic abilities. 416 00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:45,063 Oh, my gosh, Peanut Hamper, 417 00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:46,731 you're gonna save the day! 418 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,693 Eh, I'm gonna pass. 419 00:17:49,776 --> 00:17:51,570 I-I'm sorry, what? 420 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:53,133 All that stuff sounded way too scary. 421 00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:54,596 What about "the needs of the many"? 422 00:17:54,614 --> 00:17:56,241 I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad, 423 00:17:56,324 --> 00:17:57,742 not to be a virus bomb. 424 00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,661 Peanut Hamper, this is not cool! 425 00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:01,384 - We're all going to die! - Peanut Hamper! 426 00:18:01,385 --> 00:18:03,179 There are so many lives at stake! 427 00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:05,086 You know what? I'm just going to beam myself out 428 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,710 of this whole sitch. 429 00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:08,086 Sucks to be organic. 430 00:18:08,169 --> 00:18:11,089 Enjoy having all your guts fly out or whatever! 431 00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:14,175 You know what? Peanut Hamper is a stupid name! 432 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,098 - That little [BLEEP]. - [GASPS] 433 00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:23,101 Oh, my gosh. I'm back! I just clicked myself back to normal. 434 00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:25,020 Let me just upload this. Whoa! 435 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,938 Ugh, feels like an ice cream headache. 436 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:29,022 Okay. Now I just need to get on that ship. 437 00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:30,567 Wait, no! I-It's too dangerous. 438 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,050 You must be in a heroic bravery mode 439 00:18:32,051 --> 00:18:33,695 or something. Keep clicking your button. 440 00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:35,458 L-Let me click it. Click-click your button. 441 00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:36,656 No, Tendi, this is normal me. 442 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,783 - I've got this. - And I've got you. 443 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,161 Rutherford! 444 00:18:46,082 --> 00:18:47,626 You know I can run on my own. 445 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:04,142 This is the best day of my life! 446 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,937 - Eat this! - No, no, no, no, no! 447 00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:14,945 Linked up. Come on, come on. 448 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,582 Virus downloaded. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, y... 449 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:23,995 Download slowing to a crawl? 450 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,331 - Wait, why? - Sorry, but no virus 451 00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:28,667 until after these guys kill you. 452 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,477 - What? Why? - Because you snapped my neck! 453 00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:32,561 - What's the holdup? - Damn it, Badgey, 454 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,339 we don't have time for this, okay? Do it now! 455 00:19:34,422 --> 00:19:35,902 You want me to disable their systems? 456 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,217 Fine. I'll do it... 457 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,843 explosively! 458 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,971 He's gonna blow us up! 459 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,734 Not if I have something to scream about it. 460 00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:49,187 Stop it! He's mine! 461 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,900 Hang in there, baby bear! 462 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,450 Ah, there we go. 463 00:20:08,206 --> 00:20:10,792 Ah, they did it! They got clear of the blast. 464 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,377 Bringing main power back on line. 465 00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:15,922 All invaders have been... 466 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,257 ...neutralized. 467 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:19,759 As soon as the engines 468 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,643 are back on line, get us the hell out of here. 469 00:20:21,644 --> 00:20:24,222 And hey, don't get too comfortable in my chair. 470 00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:25,432 Yes, sir. 471 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,267 No, no, no, no, there's more of them! 472 00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:33,314 We have you now, Enterprise. 473 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,788 All hands to escape pods. 474 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:49,914 Prepare to abandon ship. 475 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,666 Wait. Incoming ship? 476 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,003 It's the Titan! 477 00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:04,054 Oh, no! It's another Enterprise. 478 00:21:07,515 --> 00:21:10,643 Red alert! A Pakled party, and I wasn't invited? 479 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,729 It's about time you showed up, Will. 480 00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:14,397 Mariner? This makes us even. 481 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,761 - You know Riker? - Yeah. 482 00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,810 Who do you think hooks me up with all my contraband? 483 00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:19,986 Dude is flush with Romulan ale, illeg... 484 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,946 - I'm sorry, what was that? - Uh... 485 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,491 We're still at red alert. Target those ships and fire! 486 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,868 We're talking about this later. 487 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,543 Make us go. 488 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,962 Go, guys, go! 489 00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:40,465 They're retreating! Yes! 490 00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:57,398 No, no, 491 00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,858 I don't want any cosmetic changes 492 00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,527 - to the Cerritos. - Are you sure? 493 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:03,363 Because I could add some jazzy reflective panels and big... 494 00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:05,365 No. I hate it when a ship gets repaired 495 00:22:05,448 --> 00:22:07,951 and comes out looking all Sovereign-class. 496 00:22:08,034 --> 00:22:10,870 I want her to look almost like she usually does. 497 00:22:11,654 --> 00:22:12,872 All right, 498 00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,457 we have a good one today. 499 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,836 Chapter 79: Fluidic systems and how to reroute them. 500 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:20,547 Fluidics are so messy. 501 00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:22,715 Rutherford, you're awake. Oh! 502 00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,592 - I knew you'd be okay! - What? 503 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,011 - What happened? - You saved the Cerritos! 504 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:29,347 Oh, I did? Wow! That's pretty cool. 505 00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:31,391 - Are you my nurse? - Nurse? 506 00:22:31,474 --> 00:22:33,518 No, they just have been giving me time off 507 00:22:33,601 --> 00:22:34,601 so I could sit with you. 508 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:35,895 Oh, sweet. Nice to meet you. 509 00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,021 I'm Rutherford. 510 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:39,732 Oh, your implant. 511 00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:42,569 I-It must have damaged your long-term memory. 512 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:44,529 Do you remember me at all? 513 00:22:44,612 --> 00:22:46,573 Well, no. But don't take it personally. 514 00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:48,324 I don't remember what I don't remember. 515 00:22:49,784 --> 00:22:52,537 You know what this means, right? 516 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:55,832 We get to become best friends all over again! 517 00:22:55,915 --> 00:22:57,000 Okey-dokey. 518 00:22:59,919 --> 00:23:03,047 We'll never forget Lieutenant Shaxs's sacrifice. 519 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:06,050 He's with the Prophets now. 520 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,850 I can't even begin to imagine 521 00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:15,768 - how I'm going to replace him. - Well, 522 00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:18,354 wherever he is, I'm sure he's full-throat screaming 523 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,607 in someone's face and ejecting a warp core. 524 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:22,609 I'd like to think you're right. 525 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:24,569 Ensign Beckett Mariner, 526 00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:26,452 beamed down to Beta III without authorization. 527 00:23:26,487 --> 00:23:27,739 Oh, what, seriously? 528 00:23:27,822 --> 00:23:29,407 Contraband hidden throughout the ship. 529 00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:32,035 Illegal weapons, illicit drugs, a tribble? 530 00:23:32,118 --> 00:23:33,453 Yeah. That's for personal use. 531 00:23:33,536 --> 00:23:34,829 I've got a whole year's worth 532 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,748 of your insubordinations right here. 533 00:23:36,831 --> 00:23:38,625 Well, without those "insubordinations", 534 00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:41,002 - we'd all be dead right now. - I know. 535 00:23:41,085 --> 00:23:44,964 Did you know Starfleet considers Beta III a known culture? 536 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,091 They had no idea the Betans had regressed. 537 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,760 And the Pakleds? Well, 538 00:23:48,843 --> 00:23:51,054 the Pakleds murdered the entire crew of the Solvang 539 00:23:51,137 --> 00:23:53,598 because everyone assumed they were a joke. 540 00:23:53,681 --> 00:23:54,891 Yeah, well, that's Starfleet. 541 00:23:54,974 --> 00:23:56,643 Good at observing and bad at maintaining. 542 00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:59,007 You know, we can't just assume people are gonna keep doing 543 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,939 the right thing a generation down the road. 544 00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:03,733 I agree. But as captain, 545 00:24:03,816 --> 00:24:06,611 I can't ignore protocol. I'd lose my command. 546 00:24:06,694 --> 00:24:08,112 You, on the other hand... 547 00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:10,949 You see a problem, you can solve it. 548 00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,576 Wait, are you saying work together for a change? 549 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,120 Might be useful to have a captain on your side, you know? 550 00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,957 Instead of up your ass. What do you say? 551 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,668 Uh, I think we're both getting thrown in the brig. 552 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:24,629 Let's not tell your father. 553 00:24:32,011 --> 00:24:34,055 Oh, that's Mariner. We work with her. Mariner! 554 00:24:34,138 --> 00:24:36,516 - Over here! Hi. - Carol. 555 00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:38,518 I guess those Cali-class ships 556 00:24:38,601 --> 00:24:40,241 can hold their own longer than people say. 557 00:24:40,242 --> 00:24:42,105 Thanks for the assist, Captain. 558 00:24:42,188 --> 00:24:44,816 No need to be so formal. You know, I was her mentor. 559 00:24:44,899 --> 00:24:46,539 Uh, yeah, well, I remember it differently. 560 00:24:46,609 --> 00:24:48,778 You were sort of my cha'DIch. 561 00:24:48,861 --> 00:24:50,530 We used to get in so much trouble. 562 00:24:50,613 --> 00:24:52,490 - "We"? - Deanna, 563 00:24:52,573 --> 00:24:55,535 can you introduce me to any of your Betazoid friends? 564 00:24:55,618 --> 00:24:57,704 Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence 565 00:24:57,787 --> 00:25:00,790 in order to mask an ocean of insecurity. 566 00:25:00,873 --> 00:25:03,543 Oh! Will they sense that, too? I can make that work for me. 567 00:25:03,626 --> 00:25:05,962 Wait, wait, wait, wait, you made a dog? 568 00:25:06,045 --> 00:25:07,964 Yeah, and it could fly. Ooh, ooh, ooh! 569 00:25:08,047 --> 00:25:09,767 And another time, we stole a bunch of T-88s. 570 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:11,926 Aw, man! The scanners with the purple stripe? 571 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,845 Those are amazing. What else did we do? 572 00:25:13,928 --> 00:25:15,805 I just wanted to say, I was wrong. 573 00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:17,515 I'm glad we followed our guts today. 574 00:25:17,598 --> 00:25:18,850 You are my mentor. 575 00:25:18,933 --> 00:25:20,643 Whatever, nerd. Come on, 576 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,520 we can hang without me being your mentor. 577 00:25:22,603 --> 00:25:24,923 - I thought you wanted that. - Eh, my target kind of moves. 578 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:27,146 Well, from now on, no more being obsessed with rank. 579 00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,736 Time to start appreciating what I have right here. 580 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:31,738 Hey, you know what? I like this new Boimler. 581 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:34,699 Good work today, Boomler. Ransom says you're one of his best. 582 00:25:35,746 --> 00:25:37,076 Thank you, Captain Riker, sir! 583 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,619 Hey, how about you buy me a drink? 584 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,183 You know, since we're even? Remember? 585 00:25:40,246 --> 00:25:42,166 The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass? 586 00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:44,130 We are not even, and we don't use money. 587 00:25:44,131 --> 00:25:46,586 What's happened to you, man? You used to be sharp. 588 00:25:46,669 --> 00:25:48,546 Boimler, you backstabbing little weasel! 589 00:25:48,629 --> 00:25:50,949 Yeah, next time I see you, I'm gonna kick your [BLEEP] ass. 590 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,759 I cannot believe that you took a promotion 591 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:55,636 to the mother[BLEEP] Titan! Call me. 592 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,200 Hey, Brad. We got to scoot. 593 00:25:57,201 --> 00:25:58,890 So get your boots and strap 'em up, 594 00:25:58,973 --> 00:26:00,058 'cause the captain wants us 595 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,060 to escort Commander Troi to Tulgana IV. 596 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:03,823 Ooh, I hear the Klingon district's intense. 597 00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:06,064 There's a bar in Andoria Town you guys would love. 598 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:07,815 Whoa, you've been there? 599 00:26:07,859 --> 00:26:09,459 Yeah. I can show you around if you want. 600 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:11,736 Dude, your PADD is blowing up. Who is messaging you? 601 00:26:11,819 --> 00:26:13,613 She's just an old friend. She kind of got mad 602 00:26:13,696 --> 00:26:15,865 when I took the promotion here. Eh, she'll get over it. 603 00:26:15,948 --> 00:26:17,988 Boimler! You can't keep ducking me forever. 604 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:19,619 It is a really small galaxy out there. 605 00:26:19,702 --> 00:26:21,828 Sooner or later, I'm gonna run into you, and I'm gonna feed you 606 00:26:21,829 --> 00:26:24,290 - to an Armus! You hear me? - Hey, psycho, keep it down. 607 00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,454 - We're trying to sleep. - Oh, shut up, Jen. 608 00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:29,129 I'm sorry I'm late. 609 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,630 I was watching the first Enterprise 610 00:26:30,713 --> 00:26:32,633 on the holodeck. You know, Archer and those guys? 611 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,759 What a story. Those guys had a long road 612 00:26:34,842 --> 00:26:36,010 getting from there to here. 613 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:37,774 Course set for the Tulgana system, Captain. 614 00:26:37,775 --> 00:26:38,775 Awaiting your command. 615 00:26:38,858 --> 00:26:40,306 Ah, Tulgana IV. 616 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,266 You know, they have a Little Risa. 617 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,811 Oh, so then should we take the little horga'hn? 618 00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:46,771 No. Let's take the one we always use. 619 00:26:46,854 --> 00:26:48,773 Right. Give me warp 620 00:26:48,856 --> 00:26:51,317 in the factor of five, six, seven, eight. 621 00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:53,653 Oh, the jazz. 622 00:27:01,327 --> 00:27:03,328 Help! Help! 623 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,501 You might wanna hold on to something. 624 00:27:11,919 --> 00:27:12,919 This world 625 00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:14,720 feels like a dream. 626 00:27:15,250 --> 00:27:19,250 A strange, terrible, beautiful dream. 627 00:27:21,116 --> 00:27:22,816 Everything is different. 628 00:27:23,386 --> 00:27:25,386 I am different. 629 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:28,579 I promise you... 630 00:27:30,074 --> 00:27:31,574 ...for real. 631 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:40,487 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 632 00:28:28,129 --> 00:28:30,289 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. 633 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,002 Chirp. 48661

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