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Music Room

[clack]

[creak]

[wheels squeak]

[strings tightening]

[ghostly laughter]

Kimi no koto

Watashi no koto

Dareka no koto

Shiranai koto

Oshiete yo

Mada shiranai hanashi

Kanaeru tame ni ima kokoro hiraite

Sabishii kuse ni

"Kamatte hoshii"

lezu ni nankai hanikanda?

Sukoshi no uso wa

Douse nara motto

Umaku tsukaeru no ni...

Majimaji to ikite itara

Kabe bakari ga miete kite

Ki ga tsukeba rabirinsu

Sonna jinsei wa

Ya da yo

Moshi sore ga

"Mada shiranai watashi" naraba

Mou ashita wa

Sukoshi miryokuteki ni naru beki de aru

Requiem ¥rom the Dead Elise

[scream]

Sa-weet! It looks like a little peppermint panty wonderland!

You open that window again and I'm gonna push you out of it!

If I were you, I wouldn't wear horizontal stripes like that. Makes your butt look big.

I'LL KILL YOU!

You'll have to catch me first, fat ass.

Come back here, you coward!

You lose weight, you'd move faster!

Hold it right there!

Oh, the music teacher, what a bitch.

How would you like a trip to the principal's office?

[Satsuki] Not too much.

I didn't think you would.

Now remember this little moment when you vote for Teacher of the Year.

[Satsuki] Bush I, Bush Il, you're not gettin' my vote either.

Good girl. Now you and your future delinquent friend can help me carry some boxes.

Dammit! Where'd the beast go?

What?

I hate him.

[music teacher] You're strong.

I'm gonna have to remember that when I move offices.

Hopefully offices in another school.

I'm sorry, what?

You're pretty!

Thanks. All right let's go.

Fine.

[rattling trashcan] Fine.

[gasps] Fine.

[music teacher] Matthew Greenfield and little Donnie Rush!

I expelled you two last week!

Oh, man! I expelled you two last week!

Come back here!

You take those boxes inside. I'll be right back.

What?!

[music teacher] If Jin Chung is here too, you're in BIG TROUBLE!

[flapping wings]

[crows cawing]

[Satsuki] Subtle. Nice.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST DRAW A TARGET ON ME?/

[creaking floorboards]

The music room, the music room...

[crash!]

[gasps] [crash!]

[laughs weakly] Girl alone in haunted school house. I'm an idiot.

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Do you have any books written by black people?

[ghostly voice] Yeah...

[fwip] [ghostly voice] Yeah...

[faint piano music]

[piano music continues]

[piano music louder]

Music Room

[door slides]

[music continues]

[music concludes]

[thomk]

[thomk]

[thomk]

[thomk]

[small gasp]

[frightened sounds]

[note]

[quiet ghostly chuckling] [note]

[quiet ghostly chuckling]

[quiet ghostly chuckling] [note]

[note]

[ghostly laughter] [note]

[ghostly laughter]

[ghost] Three more times.

[jarring note]

What?!

You mean you actually heard it? Get out?

[Satsuki] Uh-huh.

It's the Piano Ghost of the music room. All the kids are talking about it.

That and the head cheerleader getting pregnant. Big story.

Piano Ghost, what?

[Hajime] If you hear him playing, you die.

Like The Ring, and that tape, or something else from Japan.

What?!

[Leo] To put it accurately, a person who hears the piece the Piano Ghost plays, “Fur Elise,”

four times all the way through will die.

And the cheerleader's carrying twins.

[Hajime] And I think the tempo changes each time you hear it.

That's when you know you're screwed. Or he's just getting tired.

I also heard that, during the fourth performance,

the music piece is played with a mercilessly slow pace.

[Satsuki] I see.

At least it's not Creed's greatest hits.

[Hajime] Scott Stapp ROCKS!

Don't yell at mel

I'm gonna die. I have enough pressure on me!

[Keiichirou] Are you gonna die?

Gibberish gibberish orphan!

Sob!

I'm just kidding! I'm fine, I've got Mom's diary.

Sob! Sob! There's nothing written about it here!

I AM gonna die.

[Leo] We all gotta go some time, yeah.

Perhaps when your mother was still alive, the Piano Ghost wasn't around.

You could be meeting your Savior sooner than you thought!

Sob!

Lemme ask you something...

How about you not smile so much when you're saying that?

Oh, sorry about that.

Poor Keiichirou, I feel so sorry for him.

Gibberish.

Hey! Hold the phone a sec!

I'll be fine.

All I have to do is avoid hearing that damn piano song for a coupla days.

I'm not a classical music fan anyway.

[Hajime] What's your plan exactly?

Stay away from the schoolhouse.

So for the next coupla weeks,

it's Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh and Paul Harvey, if he stays alive that long.

Hm...

Just stay away from Michael Savage.

Mansfhiita

You're gonna die.

[Satsuki] I'm not gonna die.

[Keiichirou] Are you sure you're not gonna die?

Are you talking about the Piano Ghost?

Sob!

[Satsuki] I'm sure I'll live a long miserable life of heartbreak and alcoholism

before a ghost takes me out.

If you're lying, thank you. [cries]

I told you I'm going to be fine.

Why are you still crying?

Because these pajamas are gay.

[Satsuki] Yeah...

You think so too?

[Keiichirou] Thanks. I thought it was just me. Goodnight.

Goodnight, cowboy!

He might have a good night, but you won't.

You shut the hell up! I haven't fed you yet.

[Amanojaku] Heard any good piano concertos lately?

[snickers]

I hate that cat.

[phone ringing]

[Satsuki] Now telemarketers.

"Milk-chan here.”

That never gets old.

Hello? Hell-lo?!

[phone ringing]

Hel-lo?!

[aggravated growl]

[phone ringing]

[pissed off growl]

At least gimme some heavy breathing or something.

[Fur Elise playing] At least gimme some heavy breathing or something.

[Fur Elise playing]

[playing stops]

[music resumes]

[music continues] Disconnecting. Disconnecting.

[playing stops]

[playing resumes]

[Satsuki] WHAT?!

[silence]

[music resumes]

[music stops]

[music resumes tinnily]

Oh, please!

[strains to reach shelf]

[music concludes]

Oh man, I wish I was deaf.

[clockwork]

[Piano Ghost] Two more times.

[ghostly laughter]

[Hajime] For real?!

Yeah, for real.

If you listen to “Fur Elise” two more times, that's it!

You promised you weren't gonna die, liar!

Waaaal!

Keiichirou, fear not, the Lord God is with thee.

[Keiichirou] WHAT'D YOU KNOW?!

"And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes," Revelations 21:4.

[Keiichirou blubbering] What are you gonna do now?

[Keiichirou blubbering] Obviously your staying away from the school- house, only-talk-radio-plan isn't gonna cut it.

Obviously your staying away from the school- house, only-talk-radio-plan isn't gonna cut it.

And apparently the ghost's musical delivery system

isn't limited to piano playing. The song could come from anywhere.

[Keiichirou continues to blubber] Hey, how about you stuff cotton or clay in your ears!

[Satsuki] Shut up.

Fine, die, see if I care.

Hey, that's it!

[Leo] I must have been preoccupied with the cheerleader story.

I should have thought of it!

[Satsuki] I don't think so.

They're not what you think they are. They're ear plugs.

Just shove ‘em in when you hear the piano or Momoko witnessing.

[Mr. Sakata] Take this triangle ABC.

From point A,

[Hajime yawns] draw a perpendicular line down to line BC.

We'll call this line Suzie.

[Piano Ghost] Two more times.

[ghostly laughter]

[Leo] If you listen to “Fur Elise” two more times, that's it!

Just shove ‘em in when you hear the piano or Momoko witnessing.

[knock... knock...]

[gasps] [knock... knock...]

[screams]

What in the world are you doing, Satsuki? You got a phone call.

He says his name is Leo. Is he your boyfriend? [laughs]

Dad, don't be gross!

[Satsuki] What is it, Leo?

Yes, it's me Leo.

Huh? Yes, it's me Leo.

After doing some checking on the Piano Ghost, I discovered some new facts.

What?

[Satsuki] What new facts?

[Leo's voice] The facts, we probably shouldn't discuss it over the phone. Hey, I've got an idea.

Why don't you come to the scary, isolated pay phone on the bad side of town? Alone, yeah.

[Satsuki] Okay, gimme a minute.

Come on, Leo, matter of life or death here.

[Fir Elise begins playing]

[remembers!]

[music still playing]

What? Where'd he get these things? The dollar store?

All I need to do is not hear the whole song. Then I'll be fine.

I'll have to run all the way to Osaka, but at least I'll be alive.

God, this is what I get for skippin' PE class, and that Liquid Paper habit.

[dramatic notes]

[screams]

[music continues] [screams]

[music continues]

[wheels squeaking]

[music concluding]

[screams]

[music finishes]

[screams]

ne Mare

One More Time

[Satsuki] NO!

Aoyama

Aoyama [doorbell]

Aoyama [Hajime] Hello? Who is it?!

[Hajime] Hello? Who is it?!

Oh, it's you, you're still alive.

Lighten up, it's just a joke!

[Hajime] Oh crap, I'll get my coat.

[Hajime] Everyone! All set?

[Keiichirou] Lock and load!

[Momoko] Be strong in the Lord and the power of His might.

[Leo] That ghost was impersonating me!

Well, of course he was, I'm the best actor.

Thank you.

Don't sweat it, baby.

Toss me a coupla pairs of those panties and we're even.

Now, let's rock and roll.

Yeah! Now, let's rock and roll.

[Keiichirou] What's the plan?

Find the music room and go all Rachmaninoff on his ass.

If we smash his piano, he can't play, now can he?

Augh!

Dammit! Who left a stupid box in the hall?

Oh no, my bike headlight!

Music Room Oh no, my bike headlight!

Music Room

Music Room This must be the place.

Music Room [Fir Elise starts]

Music Room It's... it's the Piano Ghost!

It's... it's the Piano Ghost!

[Hajime] All right, let's go.

A Steinway.

Yes, but there's no one playing it.

All right! Knock it off, you cheap shot Chopin!

If you're not going play Tori Amos, you got no business at those keys!

[battle cry]

Hajime!

Oh man, that really hurt.

It's a force field.

If they're anything like the ones I've seen on Star Trek, Satsuki's a goner. This is so sad.

What?! As friends, you guys suck!

You're close to God do something!

[Hajime] I'm not gonna let you die.

Good.

I got a couple pairs of panties ridin' on this.

[Satsuki] Good luck, Hajime!

Oh, good job. If I thought you were gonna half-ass it, I would have made Leo go do it!

I'm not gonna let some out of tune Tchaikovsky get the best of me. Shut up.

The recital's almost over. I'd hustle if I were you.

[Hajime] I'll go in first, AGAIN. You guys follow. Got it?

Bang-bang!

Batter up.

God protect us!

Go get ‘em.

[straining]

Sob!

Keiichirou!

Try it again.

Man down.

[Hajime] Well, this plan isn't working. Anyone got any bright ideas?

[Leo] I'm thinking.

[Hajime] Think FASTER!

[Leo] Stop yelling, I can't concentrate!

[Hajime] Come on, Mr. Psychical Researcher!

[Satsuki] Oh, don't start that again!

The piano's not it, I'm afraid.

The real Piano Ghost is...

[Momoko] There!

A portrait of Antonio Banderas?

So all we need to do is destroy the painting, is that what you're saying?

The metronome.

Huh?

Look for a damn metronome, you nitwit.

[Hajime] Gotcha! Let's look!

[gasps]

That's what that damn clicking thing was in that stupid box.

I got your back.

[Keiichirou] What's the big idea?

Come on, you little weakling, pull!

Look out, Keiichirou, behind you!

What?

[screams]

There, you owe me one.

[Hajime] And as for you...

[crash, bash] Take that! And THAT!

What?!

Oh, nol

Hurry. Hurry, children, he'll start playing “Fur Elise” again.

[ghostly moaning]

Here it is!

[ghostly moaning continues]

Get back!

Look out!

Now, only one more phrase.

[music resumes]

You're offkey!

Sleep, Piano Ghost. To spiritual sleep!

[gasps]

[tok tok tok tok]

[ghostly moaning]

It's not stopping!

Hurry, there are only a few more notes left in the piece!

It's past your bedtime.

[ghostly bellowing]

Kick his ass!

[ghostly bellowing continues]

[music and metronome stop]

God, thanks. That guy was terrible.

Hasta la vista, baby.

[heavy sighs]

Satsuki! Hey, what's the matter?

Man down.

[Hajime] For crying out loud, we do all the work and SHE's the one who passes out?

Lame!

[Momoko] She was so frightened of the ghost she probably didn't get any sleep last night.

[Leo] Hey, Momoko, lemme ask you something.

How did you know how to put that ghost into spiritual sleep?

Oh, don't give me any credit, it was all the Lord Jesus.

Okay, whatever! How did the LORD JESUS tell you how to put it to sleep?

Not me. I was just an instrument of the Lord, though I'm a little fuzzy on the details.

I don't understand it, but it worked so I'm cool.

[Leo] She's not answering my question. She's not helping.

If you really wanna help, you could carry her. She's fatter than she looks.

[Leo] ‘If you really wanna help you could...

Yuugure no kanata kara shinkirou

I miss you, I miss you

I need you, I need you

Sexy, sexy

Nee? Heya ni konai?

Naisho no hanashi kikaseteageru

Furachi na yoru ni kokoro mo nureta

Toki wa modosenai

Come back, come back, come back

Jounetsu no kanata kara shinkirou

Yurashite, yurashite

Yurashite, yurashite

Kimochi ii koto paradaisu

Moesakaru ano basho de deaeru nara

Yurashite, yurashite

Yurashite, yurashite

Sexy, sexy

[Satsuki] What? The school's sports day is being cancelled?!

There's a boy who's practicing with everything he's got!

[Narrator] All he wanted to do was run.

[ghostly voice] I just... I just wanted to run!