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♪ It seems todaythat all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in moviesand sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are thosegood old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a manwho positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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Rupert, remember
that very expensive bottle
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of coconut water I got
from Pressed Juicery in Newport
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that we were saving
for a special occasion?
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Well, I'm going to need you
to get two Dixie cups
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and open it!
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I got Busy Bee
for the second week in a row!
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Miss Debby said that I was
the best at sharing and helping.
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And she didn't even have
to say that.
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She just had a cyst removed
from her ovary.
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You were right, Rupert.
I did exactly as you said.
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I just took it one day at a time
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and minded my own beeswax,
and now look.
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Two weeks in a row.
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This is good for us.
This is very good for us.
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I know I wasn't
originally supportive
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when you joined A.A.,
but I have to say,
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I've gotten something
out of it, too.
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I mean, it works when you work,
so work it.
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Or, y-you know,
h-however it goes.
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The point is,
together, we are unstoppable.
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I'm going for three weeks,
Rupert.
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Nobody's ever gotten Busy Bee
three weeks in a row before,
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and with you by my side,
I know I can do it.
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You know, you look good.
I don't tell you that enough.
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I want to show you
how much I appreciate you.
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LOIS:
Stewie, are you up there?
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(laughs)
Her timing, am I right?
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- LOIS: Stewie?
- What?
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Oh, there you are, sweetie.
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You want some animal crackers?
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I just went to the market
and got a new crate.
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Ugh, can't you ever come back
from shopping
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without looking like
you were getting supplies
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for a refugee camp?
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They're downstairs
if you want some.
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Get the hell out of here.
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You know what? I actually do
want some animal crackers, so...
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to be continued.
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The stuff is in the top drawer,
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so just, you know, get it ready.
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I'm going to do something
really nice for Rupert.
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Show him how much
he means to me, Annabelle.
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Oh, no, no. No, no,
I don't want you to kill anyone.
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- I'll let you know.
- There you are.
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What are you doing up here?
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Oh, hey, Bri.
I'm making a collage for Rupert.
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We've been firing
on all cylinders lately,
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and I just wanted
to let him know I care.
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That sounds stupid.
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Well, Annabelle
doesn't think so.
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Right, Annabelle?
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PETER:
Holy (bleep), what is that?!
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Wow,
look at all these old photos.
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Aw, I was such a cute puppy.
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That's not you. That's Snuffles.
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- He got hit by a car.
- Oh, word?
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You want to see
something upsetting?
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Look at this photo of Chris.
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He's, like, three years old,
and he's in a mobility scooter
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rolling around an oxygen tank.
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Wait. Is that Rupert?
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- Oh, yeah, I guess it is.
- What's he doing with Chris?
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Well, Rupert belonged to Chris
before he was yours.
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- Didn't you know that?
- No, I did not know that.
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Yeah, he was named Skippy.
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He had a different name?!
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Yeah, Skippy.
Chris took him everywhere.
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- Used to sleep with him, too.
- You shut up!
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I think he was Peter's
before that.
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Oh, God,
this can't be happening.
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I thought Rupert was mine first,
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not some multigenerational
family dong koozie.
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We need to talk, Skippy.
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That's right,
I know all about you and Chris.
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Ah, ah, ah, don't.
Don't run out, don't run out.
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Look, just sit right there,
please.
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I'm not angry, all right?
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I've j...
I've had a lot of time to think,
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and, well, look, I-I don't see
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why this has to change anything
between us.
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We both have a past.
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(high-pitched):
Hello, I'm a lady comedienne.
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I want to get on stage
and talk about my husband
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and how he leaves
the toilet seat up, et cetera.
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Yeah,
you don't seem like a lady.
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Maybe a boy or a baby
or something.
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I don't know,
but you're no lady.
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How dare you, sir!
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Must I show you my genitalia
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in order to book a gig
at this establishment?
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- Because I will.
- Go on. Beat it, weirdo.
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(regular voice): Can I
just stick around a little bit
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so I can go up onstage
when you guys win an Emmy?
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♪ ♪
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Uh, I guess I'll hold it.
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I had something memorized,
and it all dumped out.
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Uh, thank you to the Academy
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and to all the viewers
who watch.
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Is the light keeping you up?
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FYI, I'm more in love
with Michelle,
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if that was even possible.
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Oh. Oh, you know,
I still have that headache.
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Well, if you want to go over
to Chris's room...
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I'm-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I said I wouldn't do that,
and I did it.
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I'm just gonna finish
this chapter.
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I'm trying, Rupert.
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I really am.
I want this to work.
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It's just that sometimes
I picture you in his bed, and...
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(breathes deeply)
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Anyway, big day tomorrow.
They're picking Busy Bee.
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I should get some sleep.
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(crying)
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I'm sorry.
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Nights are hard.
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Well...
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I didn't get it.
They gave Busy Bee to Frederick.
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Frederick!
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I'm not gonna hit you, so relax.
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Anyway, the point is
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it's not working anymore,
Rupert.
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I can't focus.
I can't concentrate.
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Clearly, my work is suffering.
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Look, we're both adults.
We can split custody of Simon.
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I guess I'd better tell him.
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- Simon?
- (beeps)
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You know Mommy and Daddy
love you very much.
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(beeps twice)
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But Mommy and Daddy
need some time apart.
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- (sustained low beep)
- Simon.
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Simon. Simon.
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Knock, knock.
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Stewie, can you see who's there?
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- What?
- Someone was knocking
at the door.
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It-it was me.
I just went "knock, knock."
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There they are again.
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I don't even know
how to process that,
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so I'm just gonna crack on.
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I have somebody here
that would like to see you.
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- Your teddy bear.
- You don't have to be coy.
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I know he was yours first.
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And, well, I want you to have...
Skippy back.
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- I know you're going to try
and stop me, but hear me...
- Okay.
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Oh. Great.
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Then I'll just leave him here.
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I hope you're both
very happy together, Chris.
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He belongs with you, not me.
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Well, I should get back
to my book.
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That's a clock, but okay.
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This is just one night, got it?
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Now, I'm going
to call you Rupert.
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You okay with that?
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And tomorrow,
nothing happened.
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By the way,
I have a Sleep Number bed.
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But don't worry, I don't
use it for sexual purposes.
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(motor whirring)
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What do you think of that?
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That something
you can work with?
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(yawning)
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Well, looks like someone
was up late.
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Yeah, I tend to sleep
a little longer
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when I'm resting under
a big, furry bear.
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Oh, no! They's doin'
gay jokes without me.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
It's okay.
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You're part of it now.
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God, you're sexy.
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What are you looking at?!
I told you that was one night!
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Now get out.
I called you an Uber.
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I'll know if you went further
than your house.
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- Hey, what are you doin'?
- Oh, hey, Bri.
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I was just putting some product
in my hair, you know.
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Yeah, this looks good.
Give it a little height.
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Let everyone know Stewie's
back on the market.
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I heard that on Friends.
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Did you know
they're all 60 now?
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I knew Courteney Cox was.
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So, how you doing with Rupert
gone and everything?
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Are you kidding?
I'm fantastic!
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He was kind of holding me back,
if I'm being honest.
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It's time I got out there again.
I've had one bear my whole life.
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- That's not normal.
- Nothing about you is normal.
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I mean, I've already wasted a
whole year of my life with him.
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There's only been a year
of your life.
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You know, all of your responses
have been very similar,
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so you might want to nip that
in the bud.
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Look, the truth is, things got
a bit stale between us.
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There wasn't one part
of Rupert's body
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that I didn't know by heart.
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None of it excites me anymore.
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Well, do you want me to
keep an eye on Rupert for you?
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Make sure he's doing okay?
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No need.
I turned him into a nanny cam.
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- A nanny cam?
- Yeah, I put it inside him.
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Deep.
It's inside him now.
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I-I don't know how to respond
that won't sound similar
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to other responses I've made,
so just, uh, continue.
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Right. Well, whenever Chris
and Rupert interact,
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ten minutes later, I'll get a
chime notification on my phone,
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and I can pull up the video.
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Why is there a delay?
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Why can't you get
the video immediately?
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I don't know.
Why can't you poop on a toilet?
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- Fair.
- (phone chimes)
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Ah, it's chiming, it's chiming.
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Okay, okay, calm down,
just calm down.
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(breathes deeply)
Now, what do we have?
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Oops.
Sorry, Skippy.
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(gasps) Are you seeing
what I'm seeing?
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Is Chris wearing
a nicotine patch?
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You know what,
it's just like I said.
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He and Chris go together,
like peaches and cream.
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Peaches.
Peaches, I'm sorry.
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Damn it. You could've at least
given me some warning.
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At least a-a shoulder tap.
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I know, you're right.
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It's just that
you're so beautiful,
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I can't control myself
sometimes.
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Aw, I can't stay mad at you.
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How about a kiss?
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(chuckles):
No-ho-ho-ho. Oh, no.
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(forced laughter)
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I'm sorry, was that loud?
Sorry, everyone.
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We're being loud.
Oh, this is Anton.
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Stewie, let Mommy help you
into your high chair.
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Well, I am a little
wobbly today.
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It's your fault, you know.
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Stop it, we're with my family.
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Easy.
You're pinching my pits.
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God, it's like being picked up
with lobster claws.
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We hate her, by the way.
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Ah, I see you got my text
to bring Rupert to dinner.
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You're looking well.
And this is Anton.
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00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:10,683
He's in the touring company
of Dear Evan Hansen.
243
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,852
My, aren't we all very modern?
244
00:10:13,004 --> 00:10:17,523
He's just here 'cause I got gum
on him and he stuck to my hand.
245
00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,192
Okay, that's sickening.
246
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,861
Remember when that bear
used to be yours, Chris?
247
00:10:22,013 --> 00:10:24,271
Oh, you used to take him
with you every...
248
00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,182
You shut your mouth,
you hear me? Shut it!
249
00:10:26,242 --> 00:10:28,201
Oh, someone's tired.
250
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,186
Brian, you want to
put the baby down?
251
00:10:30,246 --> 00:10:31,688
Okay, yeah,
he is a little fussy.
252
00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:34,190
I'll take him upstairs.
Come on, Stewie.
253
00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:36,542
Brian, he's not in Evan Hansen.
254
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,452
He's a male prostitute.
255
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,722
Very cheap.
256
00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:47,312
Please tell me Rupert looked
fat, Brian. I'm begging you.
257
00:10:47,505 --> 00:10:49,481
He's a stuffed bear--
he-he looked enormous.
258
00:10:49,674 --> 00:10:52,208
Yeah, I thought so, too.
Puffy, you know?
259
00:10:52,268 --> 00:10:54,560
Glug, glug, glug.
Someone's back on the sauce.
260
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,303
(phone chimes)
261
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:58,990
Goodnight, Skippy.
262
00:10:59,142 --> 00:11:01,718
Just a warning, I had some
bad experiences at camp,
263
00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:04,954
so now I sleep
with one eye open.
264
00:11:08,952 --> 00:11:11,169
(raspy breathing)
265
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:19,252
I can't believe it, Brian.
I've been forgotten.
266
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,421
I can't take it anymore!
It's eating me alive!
267
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,906
What are you gonna to do?
268
00:11:22,966 --> 00:11:24,516
I-I need to take a trip.
269
00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,743
You know?
Go on a spiritual journey.
270
00:11:26,761 --> 00:11:29,170
Find out who Stewie is
without Rupert, you know?
271
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,597
I just have to get
an Uber to the airport.
272
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:35,193
Wait-- my Uber rating is 4.2?!
What happened?
273
00:11:35,386 --> 00:11:37,487
(classical music playing)
274
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:42,016
(tires screech)
275
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,285
(Indonesian music playing)
276
00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:53,527
Excuse me, I'm in Bali
on a spiritual journey
277
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,455
but I seem to have
mistakenly wandered
278
00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:57,364
on to the heavy people beach.
279
00:11:57,426 --> 00:12:00,218
Do you happen to know where
the thin, attractive beach is?
280
00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:03,430
Thank you and good luck with
whatever's going on with you.
281
00:12:07,802 --> 00:12:11,396
Hey. You should've seen the pigs
where I was before.
282
00:12:11,589 --> 00:12:13,806
I'm only wearing a Speedo
because that's what they wear
283
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,382
in this country.
284
00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:17,384
(chuckles): If I...
if I weren't wearing one,
285
00:12:17,446 --> 00:12:19,738
then I would stand out, right?
286
00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:21,981
I'm on a spiritual journey. You?
287
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,034
Oh, you don't speak English.
Cool.
288
00:12:29,157 --> 00:12:32,917
Rupert? Rupert, is that you?!
You followed me!
289
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,494
This can be a second chance
for us.
290
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,830
Let's put everything behind...
Oh... oh.
291
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,332
Sorry, I'm-I'm so embarrassed.
292
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,409
You-you look like...
an old friend.
293
00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,654
He lives with someone else now.
294
00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:46,656
Well, sorry.
295
00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,916
You've got to get a grip
on yourself, Stewie.
296
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,418
Put Rupert and Chris
out of your head.
297
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,496
Excuse me,
where are your parents?
298
00:12:53,515 --> 00:12:56,423
Oh. I-I don't...
I'm-I'm-I'm like...
299
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,519
I'm like a...
I'm-I'm like a baby guy.
300
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:03,323
(Italian music playing)
301
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,623
Mm. So anyway,
302
00:13:11,816 --> 00:13:15,276
so I'm-I'm Eat Gay Loving it
and it's-it's going great.
303
00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:17,870
And I... Yeah, I finally feel
304
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,705
like I'm getting my life
together again
305
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,449
af-after the breakup.
306
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:26,287
Oh, my God, oh, this pasta--
this is amazing.
307
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,864
This is amazing.
I'm... You know what?
308
00:13:27,882 --> 00:13:29,957
I'm never going to fit into
that Speedo again.
309
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,719
(chuckles)
Hmm? I will? Aw.
310
00:13:33,872 --> 00:13:36,722
Th-The whole point
of-of this journal...
311
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,650
spirit... spiritual journal...
312
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,044
j-journey, spiritual journey...
313
00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:43,404
Why-why was that so hard?
314
00:13:44,607 --> 00:13:47,050
...is to be Stewie, you know?
315
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,401
Love Stewie.
316
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,070
Love me. You know, love me.
317
00:13:51,222 --> 00:13:52,889
Stop-stop pouring. Stop pouring.
I can't...
318
00:13:52,949 --> 00:13:55,482
I can't keep track of how
much I'm drinking. Thank you.
319
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,484
Thank you.
320
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:01,130
Thank you so much
for taking me out, guys.
321
00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:08,054
♪ ♪
322
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,700
The retreat is now finished.
323
00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:31,444
I hope you have found the peace
you have come here looking for.
324
00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:34,764
Wow.
I have so much clarity now.
325
00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:36,690
I know how I'm going to move on.
326
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,769
I have to kill Chris
and Rupert right away.
327
00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:41,437
I guess that means
I'll miss that taping
328
00:14:41,497 --> 00:14:43,530
of Deepak Choprah Winfrey.
329
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,275
Everyone, check your seats!
330
00:14:46,336 --> 00:14:48,219
You get diarrhea!
331
00:14:48,412 --> 00:14:49,870
- (cheering)
- And you get diarrhea!
332
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,872
And you get diarrhea!
333
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,559
Everyone's getting diarrhea...!
334
00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:02,066
So, how was the trip?
335
00:15:02,259 --> 00:15:03,643
Um, fabulous.
336
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,311
Well, I have to say,
you do look better.
337
00:15:05,463 --> 00:15:06,979
I feel better, Bri.
338
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,965
It was the best thing
I could have done for myself.
339
00:15:08,983 --> 00:15:10,891
And you're good
with Chris and Rupert now?
340
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,301
Oh, yeah, I'm so good.
341
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,303
Yeah, I acted like
a real tool before.
342
00:15:14,364 --> 00:15:15,988
You know, I'm actually
gonna make it up to them.
343
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,306
Well, I'm so glad
to hear that, Stewie.
344
00:15:17,325 --> 00:15:18,583
What are you gonna do?
345
00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:20,660
I've got something
super special planned.
346
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,754
Well, I'm happy you're back.
I missed you.
347
00:15:22,947 --> 00:15:25,998
I'm happy I'm back, too.
Oh, and you can skip India.
348
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,051
Huh. Really?
349
00:15:33,508 --> 00:15:35,249
How old is this place?
350
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,602
That black-and-white TV
still has a white dot
351
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:40,021
from when they turned it off
six years ago.
352
00:15:45,269 --> 00:15:46,669
Hey, Chris,
just checking to see
353
00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:49,188
how long before
you and Rupert get here.
354
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,007
Okay, see you soon, pal.
355
00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:53,785
Hope you're hungry. I'm making
something really special.
356
00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:56,621
Goodness, I haven't done
a maniacal laugh in a while.
357
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,181
Hope I'm not rusty.
358
00:15:58,199 --> 00:16:02,185
(forced laughter)
359
00:16:02,245 --> 00:16:04,128
That's perfect.
360
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,120
Takeout's fine,
he'll never know.
361
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,198
I don't know why I said
I was making dinner.
362
00:16:15,258 --> 00:16:16,975
I'm committing a murder,
I should've realized
363
00:16:17,168 --> 00:16:19,051
I wouldn't also want to cook.
364
00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:23,723
They're here! I can't wait for
Rupert to see how good I look.
365
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,150
It'll be the last thing he sees.
366
00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:30,637
- Hi, guys!
- Hey, Stewie,
367
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,732
I brought Rupert,
just like you said.
368
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,641
Yes, and nothing else, I see.
369
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,827
What do you mean?
370
00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:37,328
Like dessert
or a bottle of wine.
371
00:16:37,521 --> 00:16:39,480
It's customary to bring
a hostess gift
372
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,499
- when invited to dinner.
- I didn't know.
373
00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:44,243
Everyone knows that
but whatever. Sit, sit, sit!
374
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,986
Well, how is everything?
375
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,563
Oh, Anton couldn't make it.
376
00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:49,081
Poor thing's brother has AIDS.
377
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,734
Anyhoo, it is so good
to see the two of you.
378
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:54,161
This is weird.
Why am I here?
379
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,088
For dinner. Here.
380
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,181
What are we having?
381
00:16:57,374 --> 00:17:00,560
Uh... pasta... primavera.
382
00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:03,279
Who made this?
383
00:17:03,281 --> 00:17:05,023
I made it.
I told you I was making dinner.
384
00:17:05,174 --> 00:17:06,749
It tastes like
it's from a store.
385
00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:09,027
Well, it's not! You know,
you're making this thing
386
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,753
a whole lot easier.
387
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,346
What whole thing?
388
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,847
I thought I could live
with the idea
389
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:16,016
of you and Rupert together,
I-I really did.
390
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,368
I see the way he looks at you.
391
00:17:17,561 --> 00:17:19,262
He used to look at me
like that.
392
00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:21,039
Knowing he loves you
and not me,
393
00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:24,709
it's too painful
and I now realize...
394
00:17:24,902 --> 00:17:26,527
Sorry, that's been
bugging me all day.
395
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,213
I now realize the only way
I can go on with my life
396
00:17:29,406 --> 00:17:31,123
is by ending yours.
397
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,051
You're planning on killing me?
398
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,053
Oh, my God,
you poisoned my food?
399
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,888
That's why it tastes so funny!
400
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,372
It's from a good store!
401
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,998
I thought you said you made it.
402
00:17:40,151 --> 00:17:41,300
I did m...
All right, look,
403
00:17:41,452 --> 00:17:42,301
we're-we're getting
off track here.
404
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,136
How much longer do I have?
405
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:45,971
There's no poison
in the food, Chris.
406
00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:48,307
Although, that actually would
have been smart, wouldn't it?
407
00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:49,975
Damn it. I'm sorry,
408
00:17:50,128 --> 00:17:51,885
I-I haven't done this whole
Hitchcock thing before.
409
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,297
This hasn't
been very Hitchcockian.
410
00:17:54,357 --> 00:17:55,722
Oh, that you know.
411
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,075
Then I'm just gonna leave.
412
00:17:57,226 --> 00:17:58,559
A-And why should I bring a gift
413
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,803
- if you were gonna kill me?
- Etiquette?
414
00:18:00,822 --> 00:18:03,472
Look, I'm afraid
I can't let you go, Chris.
415
00:18:03,491 --> 00:18:04,640
(grunts)
416
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,584
- (gasps)
- Peter, what is it?
417
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,253
I forgot to record
Young Sheldon.
418
00:18:12,116 --> 00:18:15,242
Oh, we got a nice evening
for this. Nice evening.
419
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,761
It's like
the perfect temperature.
420
00:18:16,871 --> 00:18:18,078
I don't even need a sweater.
421
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,989
Wait.
What are you doing, Stewie?
422
00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:22,583
You can turn around right now
and go back home.
423
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:23,750
This is your brother.
424
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,103
(both grunt)
425
00:18:25,254 --> 00:18:27,163
♪ ♪
426
00:18:27,223 --> 00:18:29,423
This is exactly how it
happened in the movie!
427
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,350
How can you say this
isn't like Hitchcock?!
428
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,778
This is from
The Talented Mr. Ripley.
429
00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:35,187
It's not a Hitchcock film!
430
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,597
- It's not?
- No.
431
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,858
It was directed
by Anthony Minghella.
432
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,451
(choking):
But isn't it a remake?
433
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,179
Of a French film!
(cries out)
434
00:18:43,239 --> 00:18:45,665
Oh! (grunts)
435
00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:52,613
This is all because of you,
Rupert.
436
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,114
You broke my heart.
437
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:57,284
- And now it's your turn.
- (phone chimes)
438
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,119
Okay, Rupert, so remember,
439
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,621
we sit through a nice dinner
440
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,807
and then you go back
with Stewie.
441
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,309
Because I love my
little brother, and so do you.
442
00:19:05,502 --> 00:19:07,979
You guys belong together.
443
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,649
So... you do love me.
444
00:19:11,842 --> 00:19:13,893
Oh, Rupert, I love you so much!
445
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,320
And I didn't want to say it
because I-I didn't know if you
446
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:20,474
were going to say it back and
oh, what a fool I've... Chris!
447
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,452
♪ ♪
448
00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:29,709
(panting, grunting)
449
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,175
(grunting)
450
00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:39,552
(grunting continues)
451
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,434
♪ ♪
452
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,231
Come on, he's my brother.
453
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,935
Well, you have
to use a little tongue.
454
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,937
(coughing)
455
00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,698
(gasping)
456
00:20:00,891 --> 00:20:03,609
Chris, are you all right?
Please, say something!
457
00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:06,186
I don't think Jordan Peele
has the talent
458
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,113
we've attributed to him.
459
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,524
Because of the lake water,
460
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:13,786
uh, I said some things
that I did not mean.
461
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,122
Jordan Peele is our greatest
living filmmaker
462
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,699
and visionary,
463
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,052
both in comedy and in drama.
464
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,704
There is nothing he can't do.
465
00:20:23,798 --> 00:20:28,709
(distorted): Good.
Now let's make some twin porn.
466
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,187
Hit me again
and you got a deal.
467
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,388
Hey, sleepyhead.
468
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,075
- Stewie.
- How ya feelin', pal?
469
00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:46,077
Uh... Okay.
470
00:20:46,270 --> 00:20:48,913
Do you remember what happened?
471
00:20:49,106 --> 00:20:51,398
- No.
- That's the right answer.
472
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,917
Well, you have a lovely day
473
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,710
and we'll see you
when you get home.
474
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,738
I think we can get
a heart from this kid.
475
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,507
Uhp, nope, he's up.
476
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:34,542
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