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>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER
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CENTER, IN THE HEART OF
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NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
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TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY
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FALLON
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TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
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GUESTS -
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MICHAEL CHE AND COLIN JOST
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KAITLYN DEVER.
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MUSICAL GUEST BTS AND FEATURING
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THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
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AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST,
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JIMMY FALLON
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♪
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
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HELLO, EVERYONE.
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THANK YOU FOR SO MUCH FOR
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TUNING IN.
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WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
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EVERYBODY.
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LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND
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JOKES.
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WELL GUYS, AFTER TWO DAYS OF
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CONTROVERSY TODAY PRESIDENT
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TRUMP FINALLY DID THE RIGHT
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THING AND FORCEFULLY REJECTED
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WHITE SUPREMACY.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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[ TONE ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: I'M KIDDING.
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HE HASN'T DONE THAT AT ALL
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AND AS A RESULT, REPUBLICANS
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ARE DISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM
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THE PRESIDENT.
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>>> THE PRESIDENT'S DEBATE
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PERFORMANCE HAS SPARKED
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A TORRENT OF CRITICISM THAT
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EVEN HIS MOST ARDENT ALLIES
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HAVE STRUGGLED TO CONTAIN.
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AND REPUBLICANS ON CAPITAL ARE
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HILL ARE NOW DISTANCING
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THEMSELVES FROM THE PRESIDENT
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AFTER HE FAIL TO DISAVOW A
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A FAR-RIGHT FASCIST GROUP.
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>> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN SIX MONTH
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OF A PANDEMIC AND NOW THE
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REPUBLICANS ARE DISTANCING
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YUP, THEY'RE REALLY TRYING TO
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DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM
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TRUMP'S WHITE SUPREMACY ISSUE.
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IN FACT, TODAY MITCH McCONNELL
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BROUGHT A BILL TO THE FLOOR TO
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BRING BACK THE SOURCE AWARDS
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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YEAH, REPUBLICANS SAID THIS AS
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THE LAST STRAW
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THEN TOMORROW THEY'LL BE LIKE
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"OH, WE FOUND A BUNCH MORE
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STRAWS."
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TURNS OUT ALL OF THE
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CONTROVERSIES ARE CAUSING THE
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PRESIDENT'S BIGGEST SUPPORTERS
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TO EXPERIENCE TRUMP FATIGUE.
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I THINK IT MIGHT BE TRUE
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TODAY WHEN TRUMP CALLED INTO
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FOX AND FRIENDS, STEVE DOOCY
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WAS LIKE, "UGH, JUST LET THE
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MACHINE GET IT."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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"WE WILL EVER TALK FOR
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45 MINUTES IT JUST SAID -- WHAT
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DID SAY?
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[ INDISCERNIBLE
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HOW DO YOU GET AWAY FROM TRUMP
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THOUGH
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IT'S LIKE DEALING WITH A BEAR.
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DO YOU RUN
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DO YOU ACT BIG
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DO YOU PLAY DEAD
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NO ONE KNOWS
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THAT'S RIGHT
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REPUBLICANS ARE FINALLY
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STEPPING UP TO SAY IT'S NOT
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OKAY TO PUBLICLY SUPPORT WHITE
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SUPREMACY MORE THAN SEVEN OR
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EIGHT TIMES, TOPS.
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EIGHT IS -- EIGHT IS ENOUGH.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WELL EARLIER TODAY,
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JOHN ROBERTS FROM FOX NEWS TRY
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TO GIVE THE WHITE HOUSE
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A CHANCE TO CLEAR THINGS UP AND
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DENOUNCE WHITE SUPREMACY, BUT
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PRESS SECRETARY
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KAYLEIGH McENANY HAD A TOUGH
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TIME WITH THAT
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WATCH THIS
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MORNING, CAN YOU, NAMING IT,
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MAKE A DECLARE AND SAY THAT
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THAT YOU -- THAT THE PRESIDENT
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DENOUNCES IT
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>> I JUST DID.
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THE PRESIDENT HAS DENOUNCED
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THIS REPEATEDLY.
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THE PRESIDENT WAS ASKED IT
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YOU'RE MAKING -- YOU'RE
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CONTRIVING A STORY
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>> NO I'M NOT.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, TRUMP'S LIKE
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SOME SORT OF MYTHICAL TROLL.
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YOU GOT TO ASK THE SAME
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QUESTION THREE TIMES BEFORE YOU
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GET THE ANSWER YOU'RE LOOKING
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FOR.
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"THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO REVEAL
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THE ANSWER, SAY THE QUESTION,
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BUT IN REVERSE."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THE ONLY WAY THEIR GONNA
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CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACY IS IF
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YOU SNEAK IT INTO TRUMP'S
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TELEPROMPTER THE WAY YOU SNEAK
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MEDICINE INTO A DOG'S FOOD
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"AND THEN WE'RE GONNA -- I DO
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NOT SUPPORT WHITE SUPREMACISTS
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BRING BACK FOOTBALL.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AFTER THAT EXCHANGE, ROBERTS
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DIDN'T HOLD BACK HOW HE WAS
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FEELING.
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THIS IS REAL
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TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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>> FOR ALL OF YOU ON TWITTER
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WHO ARE HAMMERING ME FOR
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ANSWERING THAT --- FOR ASKING
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THAT QUESTION, I DON'T CARE
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BECAUSE IT'S A QUESTION THAT
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NEEDS TO BE ASKED AND CLEARLY
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THE PRESIDENT'S REPUBLICAN
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COLLEAGUES A MILE AWAY FROM
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HERE ARE LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER
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FOR IT, TOO.
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SO, STOP DEFLECTING.
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>> OKAY --
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>> STOP BLAMING THE MEDIA.
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I'M TIRED OF IT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> Jimmy: EVEN FOX NEWS IS FED
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UP WITH TRUMP.
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THAT'S LIKE HDTV TELLING THE
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PROPERTY BROTHERS TO TAKE THEIR
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TIGHT JEANS AND NEAR BEARDS AND
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BEAT IT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Tariq: NEAR BEARDS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: I HOPE THAT BECOMES
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A THING, MAN
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AFTER MONDAY'S TAX BOMBSHELL,
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TUESDAY'S DEBATE DEBACLE AND
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WEDNESDAY'S WHITE SUPREMACY
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DISASTER, TRUMP SEEMED PRETTY
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DOWN AT LAST NIGHT'S RALLY
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♪
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♪ YOUNG MAN
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THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN
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STAY AT THE YMCA ♪
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S ACTUAL AUDIO.
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THAT'S REAL -- YEAH.
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YES, OF COURSE
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THE CLASSIC "YMCA" DANCE
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CLAPPING, POINTING, AND DRAWING
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A CIRCLE WITH YOU FINGER
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
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IT'S FUN TO STAY -
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♪ YMC
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YMCA
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THEY GOT EVERYTHING ♪
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♪ MAKING BOYS TO ME
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EVERYTHING THA
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A MAN COULD BE ♪
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♪
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>> Jimmy: OPPONENTS FORCEFULLY
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REJECTED TRUMP
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TRUMP IS IN SO MUCH DEBT PRETTY
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SOON HE WILL BE STAYING AT THE
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YMCA
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AFTER THAT IT'S CLEAR IF THE
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PRESIDENCY DOESN'T WORK OUT,
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NEITHER ABOUT DANCING WITH THE
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STARS.
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THE CROWD WAS HAVING FUN
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LET'S MAKE IT A DANCE HOP.
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♪
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TALKING ABOUT THE DEBATES
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EXCEPT FOR RUDY GIULIANI WHO IS
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TALKING ABOUT THE DE-BAT
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RUDY MIGHT BE RIGHT.
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I DON'T THINK YOU CAN LEGALLY
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CALL WHAT HAPPENED A DEBATE.
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NOT SURE WHERE RUDY WAS GOING
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WITH THIS.
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EITHER HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
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ABOUT THE DEBATE OR HE IS
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LOOKING FOR A D-BATTERY.
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WE ARE STILL ON THE AIR.
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GIULIANI QUICKLY NOTICED AND
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FOLLOWED UP WITH A OOPS, MY
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BAT.
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AFRAID OF THE LAST LETTER.
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THE GUY IS DOING TRUMP'S DEBATE
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AND CAN'T SPELL DEBATE
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LIKE GETTING A TEXT FROM YOUR
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SURGEON SAYING I CAN'T WAIT FOR
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YOUR SURGERY
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>>> THERE HAS BEEN CLARK OVER
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HOW TO HANDLE CRUISE LINES
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>> THE CDC IS EXTENDING ITS BAN
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ON U.S. PORTS THROUGH THE END
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OF THE MONTH
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THE CDC DIRECTOR WANTED TO
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EXTEND IT THROUGH THE END OF
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FEBRUARY, BUT VICE PRESIDENT
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PENCE OVERRULED HIM.
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EVEN THE CRUISE SHIPS KNOW IT'S
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A BAD IDEA
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IF IT'S A SIX-DAY TRIP THEY
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TELL YOU TO PACK FOR NINE
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MONTHS
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THIS MIGHT EXPLAIN THE NEW AD.
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>> ARE YOU READY TO GET OUT OF
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YOUR APARTMENT, TIRED OF YOUR
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SAME OLD PANDEMIC ROUTINE?
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JOIN US FOR A CARNIVAL CRUISE.
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>> WHAT?
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>> DIVE INTO A POOL OF KIDS
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SWIMMING WITH DIAPERS.
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SHARE A MIKE AT A KARAOKE
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LOUNGE
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>> IS THIS A TRAP?
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>> CARNIVAL CRUISE, JUST A FEW
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MONTHS AWAY FROM SETTING SAIL.
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>>> IRELAND SUPREME COURTS SAYS
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THAT THE BREAD SERVED AT
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RESTAURANTS CAN'T LEGALLY BE
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CALLED BREADTH -- BREAD.
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SUBWAY ADDS SUGAR TO ITS BREAD
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>> Jimmy: AFTER THE RULING,
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SUBWAY SAID AT LEAST THEY
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DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE
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MEAT
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AND THEY SAID BY THE WAY, STOP
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CALLING MY GUY WHO MAKES
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SANDWICHES AN ARTIST
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WHAT IS GOING ON WITH IRELAND
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THAT THAT MADE IT TO THE
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HIGHEST COURT?
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IRELAND IS ARGUING OVER
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SANDWICHES
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CAN WE LIVE THERE.
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NEXT ON THE DOCKET IS ARE TACO
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BELL'S TACOS ACTUALLY TACOS?
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THAT'S MY IRISH RESTAURANT
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CAN YOU DO THE IRISH
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RESTAURANT
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DO IT.
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>> TACO BELLS AREN'T TACOS
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>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT IRISH
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I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU SOUND
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LIKE
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DO IT BUT RUN OUT OF BREATH.
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>> Jimmy: I'M NOT A DIAL UP
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COACH.
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I APOLOGIZE.
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>> YOUR IRISH ACCENT FINDS
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SOUNDS MORE JAMAICAN
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>> Jimmy: IS THAT REAL JERK
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CHICKEN THERE?
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>> I LOVE IT
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>> Jimmy: I SAW THAT A COMPANY
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IN THE UK IS WORKING ON A WAY
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TO SPEED UP PARAMEDICS RESPONSE
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TIME
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>> THE PARAMEDIC WITH THE
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MEDICAL KIT COULD QUICKLY
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RESPOND.
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THE SUIT HAS TWO ENGINES ON
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EACH ARM AND ONE ON THE BACK
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>> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW THAT GUY IS
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CURRENTLY COVERING OVER 50
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CARNIVAL CRUISE TRIPS.
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IT'S QUICK
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ALL PARAMEDICS HAVE TO DO IS
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GET IN THE SUIT, PUT ON THE
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GLOVES AND JET PACK, AND SLOWLY
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FLY OVER
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THERE IS A SECOND PARAMEDIC
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TRAVELING BEHIND FOR WHEN FIRST
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ONE CRASHES.
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WE KNOW JET PACKS NEVER FAIL
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>> Jimmy: POLICE IN LOUISIANA
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ARRESTED A MAN AFTER HE WENT
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SWIMMING IN THE ASQUARIUM AT A
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A BASS PRO SHOP.
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EMPLOYEES SAID THEY WOULD HAVE
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GOTTEN HIM OUT IF ONLY THERE
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WAS FISHING GEAR NEARBY.
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>> JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY
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A GUY SWIMMING IN A BASS PRO
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SHOP AQUARIUM, AND THAT'S THE
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BEST YOU GOT
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>> Jimmy: WHAT, YOU THINK YOU
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CAN DO BETTER?
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>> DAMNED RIGHT.
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>> Jimmy: COLIN JOST, TOO?
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>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
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MEANS.
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IT'S TIME FOR A GOOD
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OLD-FASHIONED TONIGHT SHOW
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JOKEOFF!
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>> I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE
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RULES.
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ONE MORE TIME.
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POLICE IN LOUISIANA ARRESTED A
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A MAN AFTER HE WENT SWIMMING IN
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THE AQUARIUM AT A BASS PRO
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SHOP
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GO
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>> WEIRDLY, HE WAS CHARGED WITH
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BEING TOO SOBER FOR A GUY AT A
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A BASS PRO SHOP.
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>> EVEN WORSE, HE WORE HIS
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FACEMASK AS A BANANA HAMMOCK
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>> THE GUY WASN'T IN JAIL VERY
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LONG
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IT WAS MORE OF A CATCH AND
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RELEASE.
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>> MOVE OVER
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BASS PRO SHOP AQUARIUM IS NOW
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THE SADDEST PIXAR FILM
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>> MEANWHILE SEAWORLD WAS LIKE
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FOR 50 BUCKS YOU CAN DO
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WHATEVER
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>> THEY WERE ABLE TO CATCH HIM
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BY BAITING THE HOOK WITH A
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A LITTLE MORE CRAP
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>> Jimmy: TIME FOR ROUND TWO
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HERE'S THE NEXT STORY.
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A 94-YEAR-OLD VIRGINIA MAN
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RECEIVED PERMISSION FROM
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WRIGLEY'S TO BE BURIED IN
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A CASKET SHAPED LIKE A GIANT
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PACK OF JUICY FRUIT.
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GO
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>> THE MAN PLANS TO BE BURIED
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ON THE UNDERSIDE OF A MIDDLE
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SCHOOL DESK.
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>> PERMISSION, WHAT ARE THEY
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GOING TO DO, KILL HIM?
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>> Jimmy: AT FIRST THE MAN'S
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FAMILY LOVED THE IDEA, BUT THEN
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QUICKLY REALIZED IT WAS
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TASTELESS.
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>> RIGHT NOW THERE'S A
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A CARPENTER TAKING MEASUREMENTS
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WITH A ROLL OF BUBBLE TAPE
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>> SO IN 1,000 YEARS,
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ARCHAEOLOGISTS WILL STILL
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WONDER WHAT THE HELL THE FRUIT
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FLAVOR IS SUPPOSED TO BE
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>> Jimmy: AND HERE TO READ THE
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EULOGY OFF A GIANT WRAPPER IS
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BAZOOKA JOE!
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FINAL
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ROUND.
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HERE'S THE LAST STORY.
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AFTER 43 YEARS, CHUCK E. CHEESE
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ANNOUNCED THEY'VE FILED FOR
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CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY.
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GO
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>> YOU CAME IN HOT, MAN WITH
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THE BEEPS.
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>> SO --
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>> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T SAY SO.
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>> BEEP.
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SO THERE MIGHT BE SOME FLAWS IN
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THE BUSINESS MODEL OF
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A BUSINESS THAT SELLS RATS TO
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CHILDREN
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>> Jimmy: OKAY, BUT BEFORE YOU
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CLOSE, I THINK MY KID IS STILL
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IN YOUR BALL PIT SOMEWHERE
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>> WHICH I THINK MEANS THAT IN
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2024 CHUCK E. CHEESE WILL BE
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PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
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>> Jimmy: THAT WAS JOKEOFF,
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GIVE IT UP FOR COLIN JOST AND
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MICHAEL CHE!
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STICK AROUND, MORE TONIGHT SHOW
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AFTER THE BREAK.
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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
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EVERYBODY.
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BTS HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW ALL
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WEEK
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AND WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE THEM
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AND WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE THEM
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TONIGHT I'LL BE FACING OFF
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AGAINST BTS IN A GAME OF ZOOM
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OLYMPICS, AND WE'VE GOT ANOTHER
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EXCLUSIVE MUSIC PERFORMANCE TO
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00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,022
CLOSE OUT THE SHOW
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IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD!
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>>> THE GROUNDHOG CHALLENGE.
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>> GO!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ BELL ]
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>> GO!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> GO!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: STOP
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00:17:12,005 --> 00:17:20,015
MY GOD
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>> Announcer: RM VERSUS V.
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00:17:20,015 --> 00:17:29,017
>> GO!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Announcer: RM WINS.
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ROUND TWO.
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TV REMOTE BALANCE.
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WHOEVER BALANCES THE MOST TV
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00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:58,013
REMOTES IN ONE HAND WINS
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00:17:58,013 --> 00:18:01,001
>> GO!
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>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO
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13 SECONDS
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00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:06,025
10 SECONDS
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00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:17,019
MY GOSH!
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00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:17,019
HURRY UP
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00:18:17,019 --> 00:18:28,018
>> YOU ARE SUCH A CHEATER.
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>> Announcer: RM VERSUS GIN.
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00:18:28,018 --> 00:18:40,012
>> GO!
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00:18:28,018 --> 00:18:40,012
>> HERE WE GO.
448
00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:41,022
KEEP GOING
449
00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:41,022
YOU HAVE FOUR SECONDS, THREE
450
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SECONDS, TWO, ONE SECOND, GO
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>> Jimmy: RM IS THE WINNER
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>> Announcer: RM WINS.
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FINAL ROUND GUITAR PICK
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CHALLENGE.
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EACH PLAYER TAKES AN ACOUSTIC
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GUITAR WITH A HANDFUL OF PICKS
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INSIDE
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WHOEVER SHAKES OUT THE MOST
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WINS
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>> GO!
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00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:18,013
[ LAUGHTER ]
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00:19:18,013 --> 00:19:25,026
>> Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT, MAN
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HURRY UP
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00:19:25,026 --> 00:19:30,017
LET'S COUNT UP HOW MUCH EACH
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PLAYER GOT
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>> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR -- 49
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>> 47!
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>> Jimmy: THE WINNER BY TWO
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PICKS.
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AND THE WINNER IS.
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>> Jimmy: MY THANKS.
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STICK AROUND
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WE HAVE MORE
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COME ON BACK
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>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUESTS ARE
476
00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:08,022
THE CO-ANCHORS OF WEEKEND
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UPDATE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT
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LIVE," WHICH RETURNS THIS
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SATURDAY, WITH HOST CHRIS ROCK
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AND MUSICAL GUEST MEGAN THEE
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STALLION
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LET ME INTRODUCE, PLEASE,
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MICHAEL CHE.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Jimmy: HE'S ALSO A "NEW YORK
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00:20:34,017 --> 00:20:38,001
TIMES" BEST-SELLING AUTHOR
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PLEASE WELCOME COLIN JOST,
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EVERYBODY!
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♪ MICHAEL CHE AND COLIN JOST ♪
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♪ SIT ON DOWN AND TALK TO THE
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HOST ♪
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♪ GO THE DISTANCE, YOU WILL
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SIT ♪
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>> Jimmy: AH, THANK YOU FOR
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BEING HERE
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00:20:59,006 --> 00:21:03,027
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
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>> THANKS FOR HAVING US, MAN
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>> YEAH, COOL.
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>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING
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OUR FIRST TWO-PERSON IN-STUDIO
501
00:21:05,008 --> 00:21:14,022
GUEST, YOU KNOW?
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00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:22,022
I'M SORRY.
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00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:22,022
COLIN, I'M SORRY
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YOU, I, DO YOU, DO YOU FEEL FAR
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00:21:22,022 --> 00:21:26,026
AWAY
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00:21:26,026 --> 00:21:32,023
>> I DON'T FEEL FAR AWAY
507
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I AM FARTHER AWAY.
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I'M A LOT FARTHER AWAY
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS
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PROTOCOL AND ALL THAT STUFF,
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SO, CAN YOU --
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>> I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING YOU
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00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,009
SAY.
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>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING
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00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:45,017
ON THE SHOW, APPRECIATE IT
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>> ANY TIME, MAN
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>> NEW NORMAL!
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>> Jimmy: THIS IS THE NEW 30
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00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:55,016
ROCK
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I SAW YOU AT THE TESTS, WHEN WE
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WERE DOING THE NOSE SWABS.
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HOW'S IT LIKE WORKING SIX FEET
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00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:03,005
APART FROM EVERYBODY
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00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:04,010
>> I LOVE IT, I OWE A LOT OF
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00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:04,010
PEOPLE, NOBODY CAN GET IT FROM
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00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:11,020
ME
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00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:11,020
>> Jimmy: JUST ENOUGH APART.
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>> IT'S PERFECT.
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>> Jimmy: ARE THEY MAKING
530
00:22:13,006 --> 00:22:17,002
CHANGES TO 8H?
531
00:22:13,006 --> 00:22:17,002
WHAT'S HAPPENING
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00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,027
>> HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN IN YET
533
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,027
AND SEEN WHAT IT IS, RIGHT
534
00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:23,028
WE HAD A TABLE READ.
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00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:23,028
>> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE
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00:22:23,028 --> 00:22:25,003
>> WELL, WE HAVE 20 CAST
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MEMBERS IN OUR SHOW RIGHT NOW,
538
00:22:25,003 --> 00:22:28,009
AND THEY HAVE TO BE SIX FEET
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00:22:25,003 --> 00:22:28,009
APART.
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00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:33,026
SO 20 TIMES SIX IS LIKE
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00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:33,026
A THOUSAND
542
00:22:33,026 --> 00:22:38,020
AND YOU'RE HEARING VOICES AND
543
00:22:33,026 --> 00:22:38,020
YOU'RE LIKE, "WHO SAID THAT"
544
00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,026
IT'S A GREAT TIME FOR CREW TO
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00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,026
YELL STUFF, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE
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LIKE, I GUESS THEY'RE IN THE
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00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:42,005
CAST
548
00:22:42,005 --> 00:22:44,021
IT'S FINE.
549
00:22:42,005 --> 00:22:44,021
>> IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO
550
00:22:44,021 --> 00:22:48,003
A PODCAST.
551
00:22:44,021 --> 00:22:48,003
YOU DON'T SEE ANYBODY.
552
00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:51,021
IT'S GREAT
553
00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:51,021
IT'S KIND OF COOL.
554
00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:54,000
>> Jimmy: WHAT WILL THE
555
00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:54,000
AUDIENCE LOOK LIKE
556
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,009
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING
557
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,009
ABOUT OVER THERE
558
00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:58,001
>> Jimmy: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
559
00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:58,001
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"!
560
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:01,028
COMING BACK THIS WEEKEND
561
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:01,028
WHAT IS THE AUDIENCE GOING TO
562
00:23:01,028 --> 00:23:06,010
BE LIKE?
563
00:23:01,028 --> 00:23:06,010
>> WHITE
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00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,001
>> Jimmy: NO, NO
565
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,001
>> TO START WITH, THEY'RE ALL
566
00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:10,005
WHITE.
567
00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:10,005
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO
568
00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:15,015
[ LAUGHTER ]
569
00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:15,015
>> Jimmy: EVERYBODY ENJOYS THAT
570
00:23:15,015 --> 00:23:22,010
SHOW, BUT IS IT GOING TO CHANGE
571
00:23:15,015 --> 00:23:22,010
THE STYLE FOR "UPDATE"
572
00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,016
>> IT'S A MAXIMUM CAPACITY OF
573
00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,016
ONE AT THE DESK.
574
00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:30,019
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS,
575
00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:30,019
JOST
576
00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:34,023
>> AS LONG AS I GET PAID, IT'S
577
00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:34,023
FUN.
578
00:23:34,023 --> 00:23:39,011
I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY MORE FUN
579
00:23:34,023 --> 00:23:39,011
RULES MAKE COMEDY FUN.
580
00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:41,016
WHEN THERE'S THINGS YOU CAN'T
581
00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:41,016
DO, WHEN THERE'S KIND OF
582
00:23:41,016 --> 00:23:44,005
LOOPHOLES, THAT'S WHEN YOU
583
00:23:41,016 --> 00:23:44,005
START TO GET REALLY CREATIVE,
584
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,007
AND I THINK THE SHOW IS THE
585
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,007
PERFECT PLACE FOR THAT
586
00:23:47,007 --> 00:23:49,028
>> THAT WAS LIKE THE POLITICAL
587
00:23:47,007 --> 00:23:49,028
ANSWER
588
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,021
>> Jimmy: NO, I AGREE WITH YOU
589
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,021
I LOVE RULES
590
00:23:51,021 --> 00:23:55,012
>> I LOVE RULES.
591
00:23:51,021 --> 00:23:55,012
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE I LIKE
592
00:23:55,012 --> 00:23:57,009
TO BREAK THEM.
593
00:23:55,012 --> 00:23:57,009
TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I'LL FIND
594
00:23:57,009 --> 00:24:03,019
A WAY AROUND IT.
595
00:23:57,009 --> 00:24:03,019
YOU HAVE THE FIRST SHOW FOR THE
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00:24:03,019 --> 00:24:08,000
TIME BACK, AND THE GUEST IS
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00:24:03,019 --> 00:24:08,000
CHRIS ROCK
598
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,021
YOU HAD TO GO TO HIS HOUSE TO
599
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,021
CONVINCE HIM
600
00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:12,028
>> YEAH, WE LITERALLY WILL TO
601
00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:12,028
GO TO CHRIS ROCK'S HOUSE TO
602
00:24:12,028 --> 00:24:18,016
CONVINCE HIM TO DO SNL
603
00:24:12,028 --> 00:24:18,016
IT SEEMS LIKE THE SCENE IN THE
604
00:24:18,016 --> 00:24:19,021
GODFATHER, YOU KNOW WHEN TOM
605
00:24:18,016 --> 00:24:19,021
HAGEN GOES, I NEVER SAW THE
606
00:24:19,021 --> 00:24:28,004
GODFATHER, BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME
607
00:24:19,021 --> 00:24:28,004
IT WAS SIMILAR
608
00:24:28,004 --> 00:24:30,013
I MIGHT HAVE GOT BAD
609
00:24:28,004 --> 00:24:30,013
INFORMATION, JIMMY
610
00:24:30,013 --> 00:24:35,021
>> Jimmy: TOM HAGEN.
611
00:24:30,013 --> 00:24:35,021
>> LITERALLY, YOU'VE GOT TO DO
612
00:24:35,021 --> 00:24:38,008
IT, MAN.
613
00:24:35,021 --> 00:24:38,008
IT'S 30 ROCK, YOU GOT TO COME
614
00:24:38,008 --> 00:24:42,016
HOME AND MAKE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW,
615
00:24:38,008 --> 00:24:42,016
FEEL GOOD AGAIN.
616
00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:45,015
>> Jimmy: THE COUNTRY NEEDS IT
617
00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:45,015
I WILL BE WATCHING IT.
618
00:24:45,015 --> 00:24:47,010
I CANNOT WAIT.
619
00:24:45,015 --> 00:24:47,010
MORE WITH COLIN JOST AND
620
00:24:47,010 --> 00:25:01,011
MICHAEL CHE WHEN WE COME BACK.
621
00:24:47,010 --> 00:25:01,011
♪ I SAID OOH, YEAH ♪
622
00:25:01,011 --> 00:25:03,014
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
623
00:25:01,011 --> 00:25:03,014
EVERYBODY.
624
00:25:03,014 --> 00:25:06,019
I AM HERE IN STUDIO WITH
625
00:25:03,014 --> 00:25:06,019
MICHAEL CHE AND COLIN JOST
626
00:25:06,019 --> 00:25:09,011
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
627
00:25:06,019 --> 00:25:09,011
I SAY WE'RE BACK, WE'RE HERE
628
00:25:09,011 --> 00:25:13,009
WITH -- WE'LL GET YOU --
629
00:25:09,011 --> 00:25:13,009
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO
630
00:25:13,009 --> 00:25:15,018
SWITCH SEATS DURING THE
631
00:25:13,009 --> 00:25:15,018
COMMERCIAL
632
00:25:15,018 --> 00:25:17,000
>> I THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T BE
633
00:25:15,018 --> 00:25:17,000
GOOD
634
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,015
[ LAUGHTER ]
635
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,015
>> Jimmy: HE MADE THE DECISION
636
00:25:21,015 --> 00:25:22,021
A LOT OF THINGS HAVE HAPPENED
637
00:25:21,015 --> 00:25:22,021
SINCE -- FIRST OF ALL, THANKS
638
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:28,005
AGAIN FOR COMING IN.
639
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:28,005
COLIN, REALLY, THANK YOU
640
00:25:28,005 --> 00:25:29,007
SINCE YOU GUYS HAVE HELPED ME
641
00:25:28,005 --> 00:25:29,007
OUT WITH THE SHOWS IN
642
00:25:29,007 --> 00:25:33,002
QUARANTINE, YOU ZOOMED IN, I
643
00:25:29,007 --> 00:25:33,002
APPRECIATE YOU DOING THAT.
644
00:25:33,002 --> 00:25:34,008
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON, COLIN,
645
00:25:33,002 --> 00:25:34,008
YOUR BOOK WENT TO "THE NEW YORK
646
00:25:34,008 --> 00:25:37,027
TIMES" BESTSELLER LIST
647
00:25:34,008 --> 00:25:37,027
CONGRATS
648
00:25:37,027 --> 00:25:40,000
>> THANK YOU
649
00:25:37,027 --> 00:25:40,000
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
650
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,001
♪
651
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,001
HE IS A "NEW YORK TIMES"
652
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:46,006
BEST-SELLING AUTHOR.
653
00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:46,006
DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT
654
00:25:46,006 --> 00:25:50,001
[ LAUGHTER ]
655
00:25:46,006 --> 00:25:50,001
>> BIG DEAL.
656
00:25:50,001 --> 00:25:52,001
>> Jimmy: HOW'S THE HOUSE?
657
00:25:50,001 --> 00:25:52,001
BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
658
00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:54,002
YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE LAST TIME
659
00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:54,002
>> I DID BUY A HOUSE
660
00:25:54,002 --> 00:25:57,027
>> AH-HA
661
00:25:54,002 --> 00:25:57,027
>> IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.
662
00:25:57,027 --> 00:25:59,012
I MEAN
663
00:25:57,027 --> 00:25:59,012
>> I HAVEN'T MOVED IN YET,
664
00:25:59,012 --> 00:26:02,017
BECAUSE APPARENTLY, IT TAKES A
665
00:25:59,012 --> 00:26:02,017
A LONG TIME TO CLOSE
666
00:26:02,017 --> 00:26:05,023
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS
667
00:26:02,017 --> 00:26:05,023
USUALLY, WHERE I GO TO LIVE,
668
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:09,015
IT'S AN APARTMENT, AND YOU GIVE
669
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:09,015
THE MONEY.
670
00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:13,029
AND THEN THEY GIVE YOU A KEY
671
00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:13,029
END OF TRANSACTION
672
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,006
NOW WITH A HOUSE YOU HAVE TO
673
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,006
LIKE WAIT, THEY HAVE TO MAKE
674
00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:18,004
SURE THAT EVERYTHING'S UP TO
675
00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:18,004
CODE
676
00:26:18,004 --> 00:26:20,019
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY CODES
677
00:26:18,004 --> 00:26:20,019
I'VE GOT TO GET A LAWYER
678
00:26:20,019 --> 00:26:23,001
THEY HAVE TO TAKE DOWN A SHED.
679
00:26:20,019 --> 00:26:23,001
IT'S ANNOYING.
680
00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:25,000
IT'S A MESS.
681
00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:25,000
>> Jimmy: THE SHED WASN'T UP TO
682
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,022
CODE
683
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,022
>> THE SHED WASN'T UP TO CODE.
684
00:26:26,022 --> 00:26:28,025
THEY TOOK IT DOWN.
685
00:26:26,022 --> 00:26:28,025
I'M JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK
686
00:26:28,025 --> 00:26:31,013
UP AS SOON AS THEY LEAVE
687
00:26:28,025 --> 00:26:31,013
[ LAUGHTER ]
688
00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:34,009
>> I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THERE
689
00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:34,009
IS A CODE FOR SHEDS.
690
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,007
>> THERE'S A CODE FOR SHEDS.
691
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,007
>> I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SHED AND
692
00:26:36,007 --> 00:26:37,023
THOUGHT "THAT LOOKS UP TO
693
00:26:36,007 --> 00:26:37,023
CODE."
694
00:26:37,023 --> 00:26:42,022
[ LAUGHTER ]
695
00:26:37,023 --> 00:26:42,022
>> IT'S AN OUTSIDE CLOSET, MAN
696
00:26:42,022 --> 00:26:44,028
GIVE THE SHED A BREAK.
697
00:26:42,022 --> 00:26:44,028
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY THAT
698
00:26:44,028 --> 00:26:47,023
CHRIS IS THERE, CHRIS ROCK
699
00:26:44,028 --> 00:26:47,023
HOSTING.
700
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:50,008
DO YOU HAVE CHRIS ROCK STORIES
701
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:50,008
>> I REMEMBER BEING BACKSTAGE
702
00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:51,014
AT THE --AT THE -- WHEN THEY
703
00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:51,014
DID THE BENEFIT AFTER HURRICANE
704
00:26:51,014 --> 00:26:52,021
SANDY, THEY DID IT AT MADISON
705
00:26:51,014 --> 00:26:52,021
SQUARE GARDEN, I WAS THERE WITH
706
00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:53,028
BOBBY MOYNIHAN, WE WERE GOING
707
00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:53,028
TO DO A BIT WHERE HE WAS DRUNK
708
00:26:53,028 --> 00:27:04,007
UNCLE.
709
00:26:53,028 --> 00:27:04,007
SO WE'RE WAITING BACKSTAGE
710
00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:05,023
IT'S ALL HUGE MUSICAL ACTS,
711
00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:05,023
RIGHT?
712
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:08,009
THE WHO, ROLLING STONES.
713
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:08,009
WE'RE WAITING TO GO ON, AND
714
00:27:08,009 --> 00:27:12,023
CHRIS ROCK WANDERS OVER AND
715
00:27:08,009 --> 00:27:12,023
HE'S LIKE, HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT
716
00:27:12,023 --> 00:27:14,025
GOING?
717
00:27:12,023 --> 00:27:14,025
WE'RE LIKE, GOOD
718
00:27:14,025 --> 00:27:16,005
HE GOES, THE WHO'S ON NOW, AND
719
00:27:14,025 --> 00:27:16,005
THEN ROLLING STONES ARE GOING
720
00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:17,010
TO GO ON, AND THEN BETWEEN
721
00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:17,010
THAT, THEY'RE GOING TO SEND YOU
722
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:24,027
GUYS OUT THERE
723
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:24,027
[ LAUGHTER ]
724
00:27:24,027 --> 00:27:29,028
-- TO DO A COMEDY BIT.
725
00:27:24,027 --> 00:27:29,028
IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING
726
00:27:29,028 --> 00:27:31,020
AND SUDDENLY, WE'RE LIKE, YEAH
727
00:27:29,028 --> 00:27:31,020
[ LAUGHTER ]
728
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:35,002
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.
729
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:35,002
HE'S LIKE, HEY, BEST OF LUCK
730
00:27:35,002 --> 00:27:37,021
[ LAUGHTER ]
731
00:27:35,002 --> 00:27:37,021
HE GOES, I'LL TELL YOU
732
00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:39,023
SOMETHING, I'LL BE WATCHING.
733
00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:39,023
[ LAUGHTER ]
734
00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:42,015
>> Jimmy: I'M DEFINITELY NOT
735
00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:42,015
GOING OUT THERE.
736
00:27:42,015 --> 00:27:47,002
> MY STORY'S NOT AS GOOD
737
00:27:42,015 --> 00:27:47,002
>> YOUR STORY'S GREAT.
738
00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:49,019
>> IT'S A SILLY STORY BUT ONE
739
00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:49,019
TIME I WAS DOING "TOP FIVE."
740
00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:51,021
HE HAD A MOVIE "TOP FIVE."
741
00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:51,021
AND I GOT TO MEET
742
00:27:51,021 --> 00:27:56,025
ROSARIO DAWSON FOR THE FIRST
743
00:27:51,021 --> 00:27:56,025
TIME, AND I WAS SMITTEN.
744
00:27:56,025 --> 00:27:59,027
AND I REMEMBER HER TALKING TO
745
00:27:56,025 --> 00:27:59,027
ME, SHE WAS SO NICE TO ME, AND
746
00:27:59,027 --> 00:28:01,000
SHE WAS LIKE, YOU LOOK SO
747
00:27:59,027 --> 00:28:01,000
FAMILIAR, DO I KNOW YOU FROM
748
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,025
SOMEWHERE?
749
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,025
AND I WAS LIKE, I DON'T THINK
750
00:28:02,025 --> 00:28:05,011
SO
751
00:28:02,025 --> 00:28:05,011
AND SHE WAS LIKE, ARE YOU SURE
752
00:28:05,011 --> 00:28:07,021
HAVE WE NEVER MET?
753
00:28:05,011 --> 00:28:07,021
AND I WAS LIKE, I DON'T THINK
754
00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:08,019
WE'VE EVER MET
755
00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:08,019
AND I JUST HEAR CHRIS ROCK ON
756
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,022
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HALL
757
00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,022
GOING "YOU'RE NOT SURE IF
758
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:15,028
YOU'VE MET ROSARIO DAWSON?
759
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:15,028
[ LAUGHTER ]
760
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:18,017
AND I WAS LIKE, I KNOW I'VE
761
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:18,017
NEVER MET HER.
762
00:28:18,017 --> 00:28:24,025
HAVE YOU MET BEYONCE
763
00:28:18,017 --> 00:28:24,025
[ LAUGHTER ]
764
00:28:24,025 --> 00:28:28,026
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IF YOU'VE
765
00:28:24,025 --> 00:28:28,026
MET ROSARIO DAWSON
766
00:28:28,026 --> 00:28:32,027
>> Jimmy: HE IS UNBELIEVABLE
767
00:28:28,026 --> 00:28:32,027
I LOVED HIM SO MUCH.
768
00:28:32,027 --> 00:28:35,012
AND THEN JIM CARREY IS GOING
769
00:28:32,027 --> 00:28:35,012
TOO, MAYBE
770
00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:38,027
>> YEAH.
771
00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:38,027
YOU TALKED TO HIM PERSONALLY
772
00:28:38,027 --> 00:28:42,006
>> IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S POSSIBLE
773
00:28:38,027 --> 00:28:42,006
THERE WAS A DEBATE
774
00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:44,021
>> Jimmy: THERE WAS A DEBATE
775
00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:44,021
OH MY GOD.
776
00:28:44,021 --> 00:28:46,023
>> SEEMS LIKE IT GOT PRETTY
777
00:28:44,021 --> 00:28:46,023
GOOD REVIEWS
778
00:28:46,023 --> 00:28:50,005
>> Jimmy: COLIN DID NOT GET
779
00:28:46,023 --> 00:28:50,005
GOOD REVIEWS AT ALL.
780
00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:51,014
>> I HAVEN'T READ ALL THE
781
00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:51,014
REVIEWS YET BUT SOME OF THE
782
00:28:51,014 --> 00:28:52,024
ONES I SAW WERE --
783
00:28:51,014 --> 00:28:52,024
>> Jimmy: JIM CARREY PLAYING
784
00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:54,026
JOE BIDEN.
785
00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:54,026
>> YES
786
00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:56,000
>> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE
787
00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:56,000
AMAZING.
788
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,002
MAYA RUDOLPH DOING
789
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,002
KAMALA HARRIS.
790
00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:59,011
IT'S ALL A POSSIBILITY
791
00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:59,011
YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING
792
00:28:59,011 --> 00:29:01,023
YOU CAN'T SPOIL IT
793
00:28:59,011 --> 00:29:01,023
>> NEVER KNOW.
794
00:29:01,023 --> 00:29:03,002
>> Jimmy: THAT WOULDN'T BE FUN
795
00:29:01,023 --> 00:29:03,002
>> WE CAN'T SPOIL WHO WINS
796
00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:06,011
[ LAUGHTER ]
797
00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:06,011
CAN'T SPOIL IT
798
00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:08,019
>> COULD BE CARREY, COULD BE
799
00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:08,019
SINBAD
800
00:29:08,019 --> 00:29:12,011
>> Jimmy: SINBAD
801
00:29:08,019 --> 00:29:12,011
SINBAD'S NOT PLAYING JOE BIDEN
802
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:15,003
>> I DON'T KNOW!
803
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:15,003
I'VE HEARD THINGS.
804
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,029
I HEARD SOME THINGS.
805
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,029
PEOPLE BEEN TALKIN'.
806
00:29:16,029 --> 00:29:18,001
>> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE
807
00:29:16,029 --> 00:29:18,001
AWESOME.
808
00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:20,013
IT IS SATURDAY NIGHT
809
00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:20,013
IT IS LIVE
810
00:29:20,013 --> 00:29:23,025
IT IS ON NBC
811
00:29:20,013 --> 00:29:23,025
BEST OF LUCK, BREAK A LEG.
812
00:29:23,025 --> 00:29:25,020
I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE BRILLIANT
813
00:29:23,025 --> 00:29:25,020
AND YOU'VE GOT TO GO UP AND
814
00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,013
WRITE SOME FUNNY STUFF
815
00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,013
SO THANKS SO MUCH FOR TAKING
816
00:29:27,013 --> 00:29:28,019
TIME, COMING HERE AND THANKS
817
00:29:27,013 --> 00:29:28,019
FOR BEING LIVE ON BEHALF OF
818
00:29:28,019 --> 00:29:35,016
EVERYONE, DOING THAT FOR US.
819
00:29:28,019 --> 00:29:35,016
MICHAEL CHE, COLIN JOST.
820
00:29:35,016 --> 00:29:38,018
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" RETURNS
821
00:29:35,016 --> 00:29:38,018
THIS SATURDAY, THAT'S RIGHT.
822
00:29:38,018 --> 00:29:40,007
ON NBC WITH HOST CHRIS ROCK AND
823
00:29:38,018 --> 00:29:40,007
MUSICAL GUEST
824
00:29:40,007 --> 00:29:42,022
MEGAN THEE STALLION.
825
00:29:40,007 --> 00:29:42,022
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
826
00:29:42,022 --> 00:29:45,014
KAITLYN DEVER.
827
00:29:42,022 --> 00:29:45,014
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
828
00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:57,024
♪
829
00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:57,024
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
830
00:29:57,024 --> 00:29:59,026
A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO CAN YOU
831
00:29:57,024 --> 00:29:59,026
SEE IN THE MOVIE "COASTAL
832
00:29:59,026 --> 00:30:04,025
ELITES" WHICH OUT NOW ON HBO
833
00:29:59,026 --> 00:30:04,025
AND HBO MAX.
834
00:30:04,025 --> 00:30:07,003
SHE'S ALSO IN THE NEW SERIES
835
00:30:04,025 --> 00:30:07,003
"MONSTER LAND", WHICH PREMIERES
836
00:30:07,003 --> 00:30:11,011
TOMORROW ON HULU
837
00:30:07,003 --> 00:30:11,011
HERE IS KAITLYN DEVER.
838
00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:15,019
HI, CAITLYN!
839
00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:15,019
>> HELLO, JIMMY!
840
00:30:15,019 --> 00:30:17,015
>> Jimmy: NICE TO MEET YOU OVER
841
00:30:15,019 --> 00:30:17,015
ZOOM
842
00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:19,017
>> I KNOW.
843
00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:19,017
IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU
844
00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:22,002
THIS IS SO COOL, THIS IS SO
845
00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:22,002
COOL FOR ME.
846
00:30:22,002 --> 00:30:25,014
I'VE BEEN A HUGE FAN OF YOURS
847
00:30:22,002 --> 00:30:25,014
FOR A LONG TIME.
848
00:30:25,014 --> 00:30:28,019
SO, THIS IS INSANE
849
00:30:25,014 --> 00:30:28,019
>> Jimmy: THIS IS RAD, I'M A
850
00:30:28,019 --> 00:30:30,010
A FAN OF YOURS AS WELL
851
00:30:28,019 --> 00:30:30,010
I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY PREPPING FOR
852
00:30:30,010 --> 00:30:33,019
THE FILM VERSION OF "DEAR EVAN
853
00:30:30,010 --> 00:30:33,019
HANSON."
854
00:30:33,019 --> 00:30:35,013
>> I CAN'T EVEN YELL YOU,
855
00:30:33,019 --> 00:30:35,013
JIMMY, I LTERALLY CANNOT
856
00:30:35,013 --> 00:30:37,028
DESCRIBE TO YOU HOW EXCITED I
857
00:30:35,013 --> 00:30:37,028
AM
858
00:30:37,028 --> 00:30:42,029
I THINK I'VE ONLY HAD THREE
859
00:30:37,028 --> 00:30:42,029
MUSICAL AUDITIONS IN MY WHOLE
860
00:30:42,029 --> 00:30:48,000
LIFE, AND "EVAN HANSON" WAS ONE
861
00:30:42,029 --> 00:30:48,000
OF THEM.
862
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,002
SO, IT FEELS INSANE THAT I'M
863
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,002
GOING TO BE A PART OF THAT
864
00:30:50,002 --> 00:30:51,014
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO A
865
00:30:50,002 --> 00:30:51,014
A MUSICAL.
866
00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:53,004
>> Jimmy: HOW DID THE OTHER TWO
867
00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:53,004
AUDITIONS GO
868
00:30:53,004 --> 00:30:56,029
NOT SO GOOD?
869
00:30:53,004 --> 00:30:56,029
>> WELL, NOT SO GOOD, BUT THEY
870
00:30:56,029 --> 00:30:59,017
WERE OKAY.
871
00:30:56,029 --> 00:30:59,017
>> Jimmy: I HAD THE WORST
872
00:30:59,017 --> 00:31:03,025
AUDITION EVER IN THE HISTORY OF
873
00:30:59,017 --> 00:31:03,025
THE BUSINESS
874
00:31:03,025 --> 00:31:07,006
I AUDITIONED TO BE ON BROADWAY
875
00:31:03,025 --> 00:31:07,006
TO BE FRANKENSTEIN
876
00:31:07,006 --> 00:31:08,023
>> ON BROADWAY
877
00:31:07,006 --> 00:31:08,023
>> Jimmy: DUDE, IT WAS, I'LL
878
00:31:08,023 --> 00:31:11,006
NEVER FORGET IT, I'M HONESTLY
879
00:31:08,023 --> 00:31:11,006
GETTING, I'M ABOUT TO VOMIT
880
00:31:11,006 --> 00:31:15,019
RIGHT NOW.
881
00:31:11,006 --> 00:31:15,019
BECAUSE I REMEMBER GOING TO AN
882
00:31:15,019 --> 00:31:17,015
APARTMENT -- I'M NOT GOING TO
883
00:31:15,019 --> 00:31:17,015
SAY WHO WAS WHO WAS CASTING ME,
884
00:31:17,015 --> 00:31:21,029
BUT THE PIANO PLAYER WAS THERE,
885
00:31:17,015 --> 00:31:21,029
AND I GO, I'M JUST GOING TO
886
00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:24,018
SING "PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ.
887
00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:24,018
I GO, "YEAH I CAN DO IT.
888
00:31:24,018 --> 00:31:26,024
IF UO'RE BLUE AND YOU --."
889
00:31:24,018 --> 00:31:26,024
I GO, "GOT IT.
890
00:31:26,024 --> 00:31:28,003
I GET THERE AND THEY GO, "YEAH,
891
00:31:26,024 --> 00:31:28,003
WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT
892
00:31:28,003 --> 00:31:30,015
SONG, WE WANT TO HEAR THIS NEW
893
00:31:28,003 --> 00:31:30,015
SONG."
894
00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:32,001
AND I GO "OH, HERE'S WHERE I
895
00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:32,001
GET BUSTED
896
00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:34,016
BECAUSE I'M NOT A REAL ACTOR OR
897
00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:34,016
A SINGER."
898
00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:36,019
AND IT WAS SO BAD.
899
00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:36,019
EVERYONE FELT SO BAD IN THE
900
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:39,004
ROOM
901
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:39,004
IT WAS AWFUL
902
00:31:39,004 --> 00:31:41,026
AND I REMEMBER, I WAS SO
903
00:31:39,004 --> 00:31:41,026
EMBARRASSED WHEN I WENT HOME
904
00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:43,001
AND IT WAS COLD, IT WAS
905
00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:43,001
DECEMBER, AND THERE WAS STEAM
906
00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:47,007
COMING OFF OF MY BODY.
907
00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:47,007
THAT'S HOW EMBARRASSED I WAS
908
00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:50,022
IT'S LIKE A BLOCK OF -
909
00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:50,022
>> MY OTHER, MY OTHER MUSICAL
910
00:31:50,022 --> 00:31:55,010
AUDITION, THAT'S EXACTLY THE
911
00:31:50,022 --> 00:31:55,010
SAME THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME
912
00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:56,014
THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH, NO,
913
00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:56,014
YOU'RE SINGING IN THE WRONG
914
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:57,021
KEY, IT'S ACTUALLY SEVERAL KEYS
915
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:57,021
HIGHER THAN WHAT YOU HAVE COME
916
00:31:57,021 --> 00:32:04,008
IN TO SING."
917
00:31:57,021 --> 00:32:04,008
SO, IT WAS LIKE, "OH, GREAT, I
918
00:32:04,008 --> 00:32:08,014
DON'T HAVE THAT PREPARED."
919
00:32:04,008 --> 00:32:08,014
>> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE
920
00:32:08,014 --> 00:32:10,028
IN A BAND WITH YOUR SISTER,
921
00:32:08,014 --> 00:32:10,028
MADDIE
922
00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:13,007
>> YES
923
00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:13,007
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE CALLED, IS IT
924
00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:15,017
"BEULAH BELLE?
925
00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:15,017
>> YES
926
00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:18,028
>> Jimmy: YOU JUST RELEASED
927
00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:18,028
A NEW SONG "BEING YOU.
928
00:32:18,028 --> 00:32:21,000
IT'S AWESOME
929
00:32:18,028 --> 00:32:21,000
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
930
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,025
>> THANKS, JIMMY
931
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,025
>> Jimmy: BUT THAT WASN'T YOUR
932
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:27,020
FIRST BAND WITH YOUR SISTER,
933
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:27,020
APPARENTLY
934
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:32,014
>> IT, IT WAS NOT.
935
00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:32,014
WE USED TO BE CALLED "HOT
936
00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:37,022
PINK."
937
00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:37,022
WHICH, I THINK IS A GREAT NAME,
938
00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:42,026
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY WE CHANGED
939
00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:42,026
IT
940
00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:45,004
>> Jimmy: THIS IS BIZARRE, BUT
941
00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:45,004
WE ACTUALLY TALKED TO SOME
942
00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:46,011
PEOPLE AND GOT UNSEEN FOOTAGE
943
00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:46,011
FROM AN EARLY PERFORMANCE OF
944
00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:50,021
YOURS.
945
00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:50,021
CHECK OUT YOU ON GUITAR, THIS
946
00:32:50,021 --> 00:33:02,010
IS PRETTY AWESOME.
947
00:32:50,021 --> 00:33:02,010
♪ ♪
948
00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:05,000
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH!
949
00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:05,000
>> THE COMMITMENT I HAD TO, I
950
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,005
THINK I REMEMBER TELLING MY
951
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,005
SELF, I NEED TO GET DOWN ON MY
952
00:33:06,005 --> 00:33:12,021
KNEES AND REALLY GET INTO IT,
953
00:33:06,005 --> 00:33:12,021
AND THEN I QUICKLY GOT UP.
954
00:33:12,021 --> 00:33:15,020
I WAS NOT DOWN ON THE GROUND, I
955
00:33:12,021 --> 00:33:15,020
GOT UP SO FAST
956
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:17,018
>> Jimmy: YOU ROCKED
957
00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:17,018
THAT IS ONE OF THE COOLEST
958
00:33:17,018 --> 00:33:20,010
THINGS
959
00:33:17,018 --> 00:33:20,010
HEY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR
960
00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,014
PROJECTS
961
00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,014
BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MANY
962
00:33:22,014 --> 00:33:24,012
BESIDES "DEAR EVAN HANSON.
963
00:33:22,014 --> 00:33:24,012
YOU HAVE A MOVIE OUT NOW ON HBO
964
00:33:24,012 --> 00:33:27,024
AND HBO MAX CALLED "COASTAL
965
00:33:24,012 --> 00:33:27,024
ELITES."
966
00:33:27,024 --> 00:33:32,002
HOW DID YOU GET IN THAT?
967
00:33:27,024 --> 00:33:32,002
>> I GOT A CALL FROM JAY ROACH,
968
00:33:32,002 --> 00:33:38,028
WHO'S THE DIRECTOR, AND HE
969
00:33:32,002 --> 00:33:38,028
ASKED ME TO PLAY THE NURSE
970
00:33:38,028 --> 00:33:40,005
THERE'S ALL THESE FIVE SEPARATE
971
00:33:38,028 --> 00:33:40,005
MONOLOGUES ABOUT ALL OF THESE
972
00:33:40,005 --> 00:33:41,010
DIFFEENT CHARACTERS TALKING
973
00:33:40,005 --> 00:33:41,010
ABOUT THEIR FRUSTRATION ABOUT
974
00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:50,016
THE CURRENT STATE OF THE WORLD,
975
00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:50,016
AND HE ASKED ME TO BE IN IT.
976
00:33:50,016 --> 00:33:51,023
AND DAN LEVY, AND SARAH PAULSON
977
00:33:50,016 --> 00:33:51,023
AND EASON, AND I WAS JUST SORT
978
00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:58,026
OF LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE
979
00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:58,026
THIS IS A LOT OF PRESSURE.
980
00:33:58,026 --> 00:34:00,018
BUT IT WAS REALLY INCREDIBLE TO
981
00:33:58,026 --> 00:34:00,018
BE ABLE TO SHOOT SOMETHING IN
982
00:34:00,018 --> 00:34:03,013
QUARANTINE
983
00:34:00,018 --> 00:34:03,013
IT WAS WILD.
984
00:34:03,013 --> 00:34:04,019
>> Jimmy: IT'S REALLY A COOL
985
00:34:03,013 --> 00:34:04,019
THING TO WATCH
986
00:34:04,019 --> 00:34:06,012
IT'S GREAT
987
00:34:04,019 --> 00:34:06,012
YOU ALSO HAVE A NEW SERIES ON
988
00:34:06,012 --> 00:34:09,026
HULU CALLED "MONSTER LAND.
989
00:34:06,012 --> 00:34:09,026
IT PREMIERS TOMORROW
990
00:34:09,026 --> 00:34:13,018
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS
991
00:34:09,026 --> 00:34:13,018
ONE?
992
00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:14,024
>> "MONSTER LAND" SORT OF
993
00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:14,024
FOLLOWS SEVERAL CHARACTERS, WE
994
00:34:14,024 --> 00:34:16,002
FOLOW, SORT OF THESE BROKEN AND
995
00:34:14,024 --> 00:34:16,002
TROUBLED PEOPLE WHO ARE FORCED
996
00:34:16,002 --> 00:34:17,004
TO SORT OF COPE WITH THE
997
00:34:16,002 --> 00:34:17,004
DARKEST PARTS OF THEMSELVES,
998
00:34:17,004 --> 00:34:18,007
AND I PLAY A YOUNG GIRL NAMED
999
00:34:17,004 --> 00:34:18,007
TONI WHO IS A MOTHER TO
1000
00:34:18,007 --> 00:34:34,021
A 4-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
1001
00:34:18,007 --> 00:34:34,021
AND SHE'S ALSO TRYING TO COPE
1002
00:34:34,021 --> 00:34:38,017
WITH JUST, MY CHARACTER IS JUST
1003
00:34:34,021 --> 00:34:38,017
TRYING TO COPE WITH HER INNER
1004
00:34:38,017 --> 00:34:39,023
MONSTER AS WELL, AND IT'S THE
1005
00:34:38,017 --> 00:34:39,023
FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER PLAYED
1006
00:34:39,023 --> 00:34:49,018
A MOM IN MY LIFE
1007
00:34:39,023 --> 00:34:49,018
AND IT WAS ALSO THE FIRST TIME
1008
00:34:49,018 --> 00:34:54,005
I DID A CAJUN FRENCH ACCENT,
1009
00:34:49,018 --> 00:34:54,005
WHICH IS AS DIFFICULT AS IT
1010
00:34:54,005 --> 00:34:57,022
SOUNDS
1011
00:34:54,005 --> 00:34:57,022
>> Jimmy: YEAH
1012
00:34:57,022 --> 00:35:00,020
>> YEAH.
1013
00:34:57,022 --> 00:35:00,020
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF
1014
00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,004
THE PARK
1015
00:35:01,004 --> 00:35:03,003
HERE'S CAITLYN DEVER IN
1016
00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,003
"MONSTER LAND", TAKE A LOOK AT
1017
00:35:02,021 --> 00:35:03,003
THIS
1018
00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:11,000
>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM, ALEX?
1019
00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:11,000
>> NEARBY.
1020
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,003
>> YOU LIEIN' ALREADY.
1021
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,003
>> WHY DO YOU ASSUME THAT I'M
1022
00:35:14,003 --> 00:35:21,018
LYING?
1023
00:35:14,003 --> 00:35:21,018
>> CAUSE YOU AIN'T TALKIN'
1024
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,002
FLAT
1025
00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,002
FOLKS HERE SOUND LIKE THEY GOT
1026
00:35:23,002 --> 00:35:30,023
THE LETTER "G" AWAY FROM THE
1027
00:35:23,002 --> 00:35:30,023
ALPHABET
1028
00:35:30,023 --> 00:35:34,004
>> I'M HERE DOING A JOB.
1029
00:35:30,023 --> 00:35:34,004
>> OH, SURE.
1030
00:35:34,004 --> 00:35:36,024
THEN YOU BETTER HEAL UP AND
1031
00:35:34,004 --> 00:35:36,024
MAKE A STRAIGHT STORY, BECAUSE
1032
00:35:36,024 --> 00:35:42,021
TROUBLE DON'T MAKE PAY DATE.
1033
00:35:36,024 --> 00:35:42,021
>> WELL, I'M NO TROUBLE.
1034
00:35:42,021 --> 00:35:45,006
>> YEAH, AND I'M THE QUEEN OF
1035
00:35:42,021 --> 00:35:45,006
SHEBA.
1036
00:35:45,006 --> 00:35:46,019
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
1037
00:35:45,006 --> 00:35:46,019
CAITLYN DEVER.
1038
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:49,014
"COASTAL ELITES" IS ON HBO AND
1039
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:49,014
HBO MAX NOW.
1040
00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:53,005
AND "MONSTER LAND" PREMIERS
1041
00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:53,005
TOMORROW ON HULU
1042
00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,008
THANK YOUSO MUCH AGAIN FOR
1043
00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,008
COMING OUT, KAITLYN.
1044
00:35:54,008 --> 00:35:56,007
I APPRECIATE IT.
1045
00:35:54,008 --> 00:35:56,007
>> THANK YOU, JIMMY.
1046
00:35:56,007 --> 00:35:57,020
THANKS FOR HAVING ME
1047
00:35:56,007 --> 00:35:57,020
THIS IS AWESOME.
1048
00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:58,022
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
1049
00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:58,022
WITH ANOTHER AMAZING
1050
00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:01,011
PERFORMANCE FROM BTS
1051
00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:01,011
COME ON BACK
1052
00:36:01,011 --> 00:36:16,018
♪
1053
00:36:01,011 --> 00:36:16,018
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE SONG
1054
00:36:16,018 --> 00:36:21,007
"MIKROKOSMOS" FROM THEIR HIT
1055
00:36:18,006 --> 00:36:21,007
ALBUM, "MAP OF THE SOUL:
1056
00:36:18,022 --> 00:36:21,007
PERSONA," HERE IS BTS.
1057
00:36:32,028 --> 00:36:50,013
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
1058
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:19,020
♪ LET US SHINE ♪
1059
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:19,020
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
1060
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:22,028
♪ OKA
1061
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:22,028
LET'S GO
1062
00:37:22,028 --> 00:37:26,009
YOU GOT ME ♪
1063
00:37:22,028 --> 00:37:26,009
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
1064
00:37:26,009 --> 00:37:28,002
♪ I GOT YOU ♪
1065
00:37:28,002 --> 00:37:54,011
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
1066
00:37:35,024 --> 00:37:54,011
♪ HEY ♪
1067
00:37:36,027 --> 00:37:54,011
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
1068
00:38:06,029 --> 00:38:11,017
♪ WORLD ♪
1069
00:38:06,029 --> 00:38:11,017
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
1070
00:38:11,017 --> 00:38:14,015
♪ LET US SHINE ♪
1071
00:38:11,017 --> 00:38:14,015
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
1072
00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:28,002
♪ ONE ♪
1073
00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:28,002
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
1074
00:38:28,002 --> 00:38:30,027
♪ OKA
1075
00:38:28,002 --> 00:38:30,027
LET'S GO
1076
00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:34,016
YOU GOT ME ♪
1077
00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:34,016
[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
1078
00:38:34,016 --> 00:38:52,003
♪ I GOT YOU ♪
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♪ HEY ♪
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♪ YOU GOT ME ♪
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♪ I GOT YOU ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ LET'S GO ♪
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♪ TONIGHT
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HEY ♪
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>> LOVE YOU!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
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MICHAEL CHE, COLIN JOST,
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KAITLYN DEVER, BTS, AND THE
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ROOTS.
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THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING
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AND SUSAN STROMAN, IF YOU'RE
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WATCHING
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♪
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♪ IF YOU'RE BLU
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AND YOU DON'T KNOW
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WHERE TO GO TO ♪
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♪ WHY DON'T YOU G
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WHERE FASHION SITS
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PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ ♪
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♪ DIFFERENT TYPES OF WEAR
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ALL DAY COAT PANTS ♪
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♪ WITH STRIPES AND CUT AWAY
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COATS FOR PERFECT FITS
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PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ ♪
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♪ DRESSED UP LIKE A
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MILLION DOLLAR TROOPER
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TRYING HARD TO LOO
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LIKE GARY COOPER ♪
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♪ SUP
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