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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,003 --> 00:00:22,026 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:08,003 --> 00:00:22,026 CENTER, IN THE HEART OF 3 00:00:22,026 --> 00:00:23,029 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 4 00:00:22,026 --> 00:00:23,029 TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY 5 00:00:23,029 --> 00:00:29,009 FALLON 6 00:00:23,029 --> 00:00:29,009 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 7 00:00:29,009 --> 00:00:32,007 GUESTS - 8 00:00:29,009 --> 00:00:32,007 MICHAEL CHE AND COLIN JOST 9 00:00:32,007 --> 00:00:34,023 KAITLYN DEVER. 10 00:00:32,007 --> 00:00:34,023 MUSICAL GUEST BTS AND FEATURING 11 00:00:34,023 --> 00:00:40,004 THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 12 00:00:34,023 --> 00:00:40,004 AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST, 13 00:00:40,004 --> 00:00:44,009 JIMMY FALLON 14 00:00:40,004 --> 00:00:44,009 ♪ 15 00:00:44,009 --> 00:00:58,008 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:00:44,009 --> 00:00:58,008 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 17 00:00:58,008 --> 00:00:59,024 HELLO, EVERYONE. 18 00:00:58,008 --> 00:00:59,024 THANK YOU FOR SO MUCH FOR 19 00:00:59,024 --> 00:01:01,008 TUNING IN. 20 00:00:59,024 --> 00:01:01,008 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 21 00:01:01,008 --> 00:01:04,005 EVERYBODY. 22 00:01:01,008 --> 00:01:04,005 LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND 23 00:01:04,005 --> 00:01:06,014 JOKES. 24 00:01:04,005 --> 00:01:06,014 WELL GUYS, AFTER TWO DAYS OF 25 00:01:06,014 --> 00:01:08,020 CONTROVERSY TODAY PRESIDENT 26 00:01:06,014 --> 00:01:08,020 TRUMP FINALLY DID THE RIGHT 27 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:12,027 THING AND FORCEFULLY REJECTED 28 00:01:09,008 --> 00:01:12,027 WHITE SUPREMACY. 29 00:01:11,019 --> 00:01:12,027 TAKE A LOOK. 30 00:01:14,017 --> 00:01:24,002 [ TONE ] 31 00:01:14,017 --> 00:01:24,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:01:24,002 --> 00:01:26,014 >> Jimmy: I'M KIDDING. 33 00:01:24,002 --> 00:01:26,014 HE HASN'T DONE THAT AT ALL 34 00:01:26,014 --> 00:01:28,019 AND AS A RESULT, REPUBLICANS 35 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,019 ARE DISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM 36 00:01:27,022 --> 00:01:28,019 THE PRESIDENT. 37 00:01:30,009 --> 00:01:32,014 >>> THE PRESIDENT'S DEBATE 38 00:01:30,009 --> 00:01:32,014 PERFORMANCE HAS SPARKED 39 00:01:32,014 --> 00:01:33,018 A TORRENT OF CRITICISM THAT 40 00:01:32,014 --> 00:01:33,018 EVEN HIS MOST ARDENT ALLIES 41 00:01:33,018 --> 00:01:37,017 HAVE STRUGGLED TO CONTAIN. 42 00:01:33,018 --> 00:01:37,017 AND REPUBLICANS ON CAPITAL ARE 43 00:01:37,017 --> 00:01:40,000 HILL ARE NOW DISTANCING 44 00:01:37,017 --> 00:01:40,000 THEMSELVES FROM THE PRESIDENT 45 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:45,009 AFTER HE FAIL TO DISAVOW A 46 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:45,009 A FAR-RIGHT FASCIST GROUP. 47 00:01:45,009 --> 00:01:46,013 >> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN SIX MONTH 48 00:01:45,009 --> 00:01:46,013 OF A PANDEMIC AND NOW THE 49 00:01:46,013 --> 00:01:51,019 REPUBLICANS ARE DISTANCING 50 00:01:46,013 --> 00:01:51,019 YUP, THEY'RE REALLY TRYING TO 51 00:01:51,019 --> 00:01:53,021 DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM 52 00:01:51,019 --> 00:01:53,021 TRUMP'S WHITE SUPREMACY ISSUE. 53 00:01:53,021 --> 00:01:56,016 IN FACT, TODAY MITCH McCONNELL 54 00:01:53,021 --> 00:01:56,016 BROUGHT A BILL TO THE FLOOR TO 55 00:01:56,016 --> 00:02:05,018 BRING BACK THE SOURCE AWARDS 56 00:01:56,016 --> 00:02:05,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:02:05,018 --> 00:02:08,003 YEAH, REPUBLICANS SAID THIS AS 58 00:02:05,018 --> 00:02:08,003 THE LAST STRAW 59 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:09,013 THEN TOMORROW THEY'LL BE LIKE 60 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:09,013 "OH, WE FOUND A BUNCH MORE 61 00:02:09,013 --> 00:02:13,011 STRAWS." 62 00:02:09,013 --> 00:02:13,011 TURNS OUT ALL OF THE 63 00:02:13,011 --> 00:02:15,014 CONTROVERSIES ARE CAUSING THE 64 00:02:13,011 --> 00:02:15,014 PRESIDENT'S BIGGEST SUPPORTERS 65 00:02:15,014 --> 00:02:19,028 TO EXPERIENCE TRUMP FATIGUE. 66 00:02:15,014 --> 00:02:19,028 I THINK IT MIGHT BE TRUE 67 00:02:19,028 --> 00:02:21,021 TODAY WHEN TRUMP CALLED INTO 68 00:02:19,028 --> 00:02:21,021 FOX AND FRIENDS, STEVE DOOCY 69 00:02:21,021 --> 00:02:23,029 WAS LIKE, "UGH, JUST LET THE 70 00:02:21,021 --> 00:02:23,029 MACHINE GET IT." 71 00:02:23,029 --> 00:02:25,026 [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:02:23,029 --> 00:02:25,026 "WE WILL EVER TALK FOR 73 00:02:25,026 --> 00:02:28,024 45 MINUTES IT JUST SAID -- WHAT 74 00:02:25,026 --> 00:02:28,024 DID SAY? 75 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:34,005 [ INDISCERNIBLE 76 00:02:28,024 --> 00:02:34,005 HOW DO YOU GET AWAY FROM TRUMP 77 00:02:34,005 --> 00:02:35,027 THOUGH 78 00:02:34,005 --> 00:02:35,027 IT'S LIKE DEALING WITH A BEAR. 79 00:02:35,027 --> 00:02:37,029 DO YOU RUN 80 00:02:35,027 --> 00:02:37,029 DO YOU ACT BIG 81 00:02:37,029 --> 00:02:39,025 DO YOU PLAY DEAD 82 00:02:37,029 --> 00:02:39,025 NO ONE KNOWS 83 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:02:39,025 --> 00:02:41,027 THAT'S RIGHT 85 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:43,001 REPUBLICANS ARE FINALLY 86 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:43,001 STEPPING UP TO SAY IT'S NOT 87 00:02:43,001 --> 00:02:44,007 OKAY TO PUBLICLY SUPPORT WHITE 88 00:02:43,001 --> 00:02:44,007 SUPREMACY MORE THAN SEVEN OR 89 00:02:44,007 --> 00:02:50,004 EIGHT TIMES, TOPS. 90 00:02:44,007 --> 00:02:50,004 EIGHT IS -- EIGHT IS ENOUGH. 91 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:54,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:54,015 WELL EARLIER TODAY, 93 00:02:54,015 --> 00:02:55,020 JOHN ROBERTS FROM FOX NEWS TRY 94 00:02:54,015 --> 00:02:55,020 TO GIVE THE WHITE HOUSE 95 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:56,027 A CHANCE TO CLEAR THINGS UP AND 96 00:02:55,020 --> 00:02:56,027 DENOUNCE WHITE SUPREMACY, BUT 97 00:02:56,027 --> 00:02:57,008 PRESS SECRETARY 98 00:02:57,008 --> 00:03:03,023 KAYLEIGH McENANY HAD A TOUGH 99 00:02:57,025 --> 00:03:03,023 TIME WITH THAT 100 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:03,023 WATCH THIS 101 00:03:04,029 --> 00:03:06,003 MORNING, CAN YOU, NAMING IT, 102 00:03:04,029 --> 00:03:06,003 MAKE A DECLARE AND SAY THAT 103 00:03:06,003 --> 00:03:11,029 THAT YOU -- THAT THE PRESIDENT 104 00:03:06,003 --> 00:03:11,029 DENOUNCES IT 105 00:03:11,029 --> 00:03:13,025 >> I JUST DID. 106 00:03:11,029 --> 00:03:13,025 THE PRESIDENT HAS DENOUNCED 107 00:03:13,025 --> 00:03:17,006 THIS REPEATEDLY. 108 00:03:13,025 --> 00:03:17,006 THE PRESIDENT WAS ASKED IT 109 00:03:17,006 --> 00:03:19,002 YOU'RE MAKING -- YOU'RE 110 00:03:17,006 --> 00:03:19,002 CONTRIVING A STORY 111 00:03:19,002 --> 00:03:21,022 >> NO I'M NOT. 112 00:03:19,002 --> 00:03:21,022 >> Jimmy: YEAH, TRUMP'S LIKE 113 00:03:21,022 --> 00:03:23,016 SOME SORT OF MYTHICAL TROLL. 114 00:03:21,022 --> 00:03:23,016 YOU GOT TO ASK THE SAME 115 00:03:23,016 --> 00:03:24,023 QUESTION THREE TIMES BEFORE YOU 116 00:03:23,016 --> 00:03:24,023 GET THE ANSWER YOU'RE LOOKING 117 00:03:24,023 --> 00:03:27,025 FOR. 118 00:03:24,023 --> 00:03:27,025 "THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO REVEAL 119 00:03:27,025 --> 00:03:32,029 THE ANSWER, SAY THE QUESTION, 120 00:03:27,025 --> 00:03:32,029 BUT IN REVERSE." 121 00:03:32,029 --> 00:03:37,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:03:32,029 --> 00:03:37,013 THE ONLY WAY THEIR GONNA 123 00:03:37,013 --> 00:03:39,019 CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACY IS IF 124 00:03:37,013 --> 00:03:39,019 YOU SNEAK IT INTO TRUMP'S 125 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:43,027 TELEPROMPTER THE WAY YOU SNEAK 126 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:43,027 MEDICINE INTO A DOG'S FOOD 127 00:03:43,027 --> 00:03:46,019 "AND THEN WE'RE GONNA -- I DO 128 00:03:43,027 --> 00:03:46,019 NOT SUPPORT WHITE SUPREMACISTS 129 00:03:46,019 --> 00:03:50,023 BRING BACK FOOTBALL. 130 00:03:46,019 --> 00:03:50,023 [ LAUGHTER ] 131 00:03:50,023 --> 00:03:52,009 AFTER THAT EXCHANGE, ROBERTS 132 00:03:50,023 --> 00:03:52,009 DIDN'T HOLD BACK HOW HE WAS 133 00:03:52,009 --> 00:03:54,018 FEELING. 134 00:03:52,029 --> 00:03:54,018 THIS IS REAL 135 00:03:53,018 --> 00:03:54,018 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 136 00:03:55,012 --> 00:03:56,021 >> FOR ALL OF YOU ON TWITTER 137 00:03:55,012 --> 00:03:56,021 WHO ARE HAMMERING ME FOR 138 00:03:56,021 --> 00:03:57,027 ANSWERING THAT --- FOR ASKING 139 00:03:56,021 --> 00:03:57,027 THAT QUESTION, I DON'T CARE 140 00:03:57,027 --> 00:03:59,002 BECAUSE IT'S A QUESTION THAT 141 00:03:57,027 --> 00:03:59,002 NEEDS TO BE ASKED AND CLEARLY 142 00:03:59,002 --> 00:04:00,005 THE PRESIDENT'S REPUBLICAN 143 00:03:59,002 --> 00:04:00,005 COLLEAGUES A MILE AWAY FROM 144 00:04:00,005 --> 00:04:08,025 HERE ARE LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER 145 00:04:00,005 --> 00:04:08,025 FOR IT, TOO. 146 00:04:08,025 --> 00:04:11,020 SO, STOP DEFLECTING. 147 00:04:08,025 --> 00:04:11,020 >> OKAY -- 148 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:15,018 >> STOP BLAMING THE MEDIA. 149 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:15,018 I'M TIRED OF IT. 150 00:04:15,018 --> 00:04:23,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 151 00:04:15,018 --> 00:04:23,007 [ APPLAUSE ] 152 00:04:23,007 --> 00:04:26,002 >> Jimmy: EVEN FOX NEWS IS FED 153 00:04:23,007 --> 00:04:26,002 UP WITH TRUMP. 154 00:04:26,002 --> 00:04:27,019 THAT'S LIKE HDTV TELLING THE 155 00:04:26,002 --> 00:04:27,019 PROPERTY BROTHERS TO TAKE THEIR 156 00:04:27,019 --> 00:04:30,024 TIGHT JEANS AND NEAR BEARDS AND 157 00:04:27,019 --> 00:04:30,024 BEAT IT. 158 00:04:30,024 --> 00:04:35,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 159 00:04:30,024 --> 00:04:35,008 >> Tariq: NEAR BEARDS. 160 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:40,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 161 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:40,016 >> Jimmy: I HOPE THAT BECOMES 162 00:04:40,016 --> 00:04:43,021 A THING, MAN 163 00:04:40,016 --> 00:04:43,021 AFTER MONDAY'S TAX BOMBSHELL, 164 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:46,010 TUESDAY'S DEBATE DEBACLE AND 165 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:46,010 WEDNESDAY'S WHITE SUPREMACY 166 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:50,007 DISASTER, TRUMP SEEMED PRETTY 167 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:50,007 DOWN AT LAST NIGHT'S RALLY 168 00:04:50,007 --> 00:04:53,022 ♪ 169 00:04:50,007 --> 00:04:53,022 ♪ YOUNG MAN 170 00:04:53,022 --> 00:04:58,026 THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN 171 00:04:53,022 --> 00:04:58,026 STAY AT THE YMCA ♪ 172 00:04:58,026 --> 00:05:03,002 [ LAUGHTER ] 173 00:04:58,026 --> 00:05:03,002 >> Jimmy: THAT'S ACTUAL AUDIO. 174 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,027 THAT'S REAL -- YEAH. 175 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,027 YES, OF COURSE 176 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:07,019 THE CLASSIC "YMCA" DANCE 177 00:05:04,027 --> 00:05:07,019 CLAPPING, POINTING, AND DRAWING 178 00:05:07,019 --> 00:05:10,005 A CIRCLE WITH YOU FINGER 179 00:05:07,019 --> 00:05:10,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 180 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:12,013 ONE, TWO, THREE. 181 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:12,013 IT'S FUN TO STAY - 182 00:05:12,013 --> 00:05:18,004 ♪ YMC 183 00:05:12,013 --> 00:05:18,004 YMCA 184 00:05:18,004 --> 00:05:22,015 THEY GOT EVERYTHING ♪ 185 00:05:18,004 --> 00:05:22,015 ♪ MAKING BOYS TO ME 186 00:05:22,015 --> 00:05:25,000 EVERYTHING THA 187 00:05:22,015 --> 00:05:25,000 A MAN COULD BE ♪ 188 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:33,009 ♪ 189 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:33,009 >> Jimmy: OPPONENTS FORCEFULLY 190 00:05:33,009 --> 00:05:37,024 REJECTED TRUMP 191 00:05:33,009 --> 00:05:37,024 TRUMP IS IN SO MUCH DEBT PRETTY 192 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:42,019 SOON HE WILL BE STAYING AT THE 193 00:05:37,024 --> 00:05:42,019 YMCA 194 00:05:42,019 --> 00:05:45,004 AFTER THAT IT'S CLEAR IF THE 195 00:05:42,019 --> 00:05:45,004 PRESIDENCY DOESN'T WORK OUT, 196 00:05:45,004 --> 00:05:52,020 NEITHER ABOUT DANCING WITH THE 197 00:05:45,004 --> 00:05:52,020 STARS. 198 00:05:52,020 --> 00:06:18,003 THE CROWD WAS HAVING FUN 199 00:05:59,007 --> 00:06:18,003 LET'S MAKE IT A DANCE HOP. 200 00:06:01,002 --> 00:06:18,003 ♪ 201 00:06:21,003 --> 00:06:22,008 TALKING ABOUT THE DEBATES 202 00:06:21,003 --> 00:06:22,008 EXCEPT FOR RUDY GIULIANI WHO IS 203 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:33,016 TALKING ABOUT THE DE-BAT 204 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:33,016 RUDY MIGHT BE RIGHT. 205 00:06:33,016 --> 00:06:37,004 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN LEGALLY 206 00:06:33,016 --> 00:06:37,004 CALL WHAT HAPPENED A DEBATE. 207 00:06:37,004 --> 00:06:38,020 NOT SURE WHERE RUDY WAS GOING 208 00:06:37,004 --> 00:06:38,020 WITH THIS. 209 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,024 EITHER HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY 210 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,024 ABOUT THE DEBATE OR HE IS 211 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:56,025 LOOKING FOR A D-BATTERY. 212 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:56,025 WE ARE STILL ON THE AIR. 213 00:06:56,025 --> 00:06:57,029 GIULIANI QUICKLY NOTICED AND 214 00:06:56,025 --> 00:06:57,029 FOLLOWED UP WITH A OOPS, MY 215 00:06:57,029 --> 00:07:16,016 BAT. 216 00:06:57,029 --> 00:07:16,016 AFRAID OF THE LAST LETTER. 217 00:07:16,016 --> 00:07:19,004 THE GUY IS DOING TRUMP'S DEBATE 218 00:07:16,016 --> 00:07:19,004 AND CAN'T SPELL DEBATE 219 00:07:19,004 --> 00:07:20,011 LIKE GETTING A TEXT FROM YOUR 220 00:07:19,004 --> 00:07:20,011 SURGEON SAYING I CAN'T WAIT FOR 221 00:07:20,011 --> 00:07:29,022 YOUR SURGERY 222 00:07:20,011 --> 00:07:29,022 >>> THERE HAS BEEN CLARK OVER 223 00:07:29,022 --> 00:07:33,000 HOW TO HANDLE CRUISE LINES 224 00:07:29,022 --> 00:07:33,000 >> THE CDC IS EXTENDING ITS BAN 225 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:40,023 ON U.S. PORTS THROUGH THE END 226 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:40,023 OF THE MONTH 227 00:07:40,023 --> 00:07:41,029 THE CDC DIRECTOR WANTED TO 228 00:07:40,023 --> 00:07:41,029 EXTEND IT THROUGH THE END OF 229 00:07:41,029 --> 00:07:48,000 FEBRUARY, BUT VICE PRESIDENT 230 00:07:41,029 --> 00:07:48,000 PENCE OVERRULED HIM. 231 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,009 EVEN THE CRUISE SHIPS KNOW IT'S 232 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,009 A BAD IDEA 233 00:07:50,009 --> 00:07:51,012 IF IT'S A SIX-DAY TRIP THEY 234 00:07:50,009 --> 00:07:51,012 TELL YOU TO PACK FOR NINE 235 00:07:51,012 --> 00:08:04,021 MONTHS 236 00:07:51,012 --> 00:08:04,021 THIS MIGHT EXPLAIN THE NEW AD. 237 00:08:04,021 --> 00:08:05,027 >> ARE YOU READY TO GET OUT OF 238 00:08:04,021 --> 00:08:05,027 YOUR APARTMENT, TIRED OF YOUR 239 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:14,023 SAME OLD PANDEMIC ROUTINE? 240 00:08:05,027 --> 00:08:14,023 JOIN US FOR A CARNIVAL CRUISE. 241 00:08:14,023 --> 00:08:17,025 >> WHAT? 242 00:08:14,023 --> 00:08:17,025 >> DIVE INTO A POOL OF KIDS 243 00:08:17,025 --> 00:08:21,020 SWIMMING WITH DIAPERS. 244 00:08:17,025 --> 00:08:21,020 SHARE A MIKE AT A KARAOKE 245 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:27,014 LOUNGE 246 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:27,014 >> IS THIS A TRAP? 247 00:08:27,014 --> 00:08:41,000 >> CARNIVAL CRUISE, JUST A FEW 248 00:08:27,014 --> 00:08:41,000 MONTHS AWAY FROM SETTING SAIL. 249 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,006 >>> IRELAND SUPREME COURTS SAYS 250 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,006 THAT THE BREAD SERVED AT 251 00:08:42,006 --> 00:08:50,002 RESTAURANTS CAN'T LEGALLY BE 252 00:08:42,006 --> 00:08:50,002 CALLED BREADTH -- BREAD. 253 00:08:50,002 --> 00:09:02,011 SUBWAY ADDS SUGAR TO ITS BREAD 254 00:08:50,002 --> 00:09:02,011 >> Jimmy: AFTER THE RULING, 255 00:09:02,011 --> 00:09:03,015 SUBWAY SAID AT LEAST THEY 256 00:09:02,011 --> 00:09:03,015 DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE 257 00:09:03,015 --> 00:09:11,020 MEAT 258 00:09:03,015 --> 00:09:11,020 AND THEY SAID BY THE WAY, STOP 259 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:21,007 CALLING MY GUY WHO MAKES 260 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:21,007 SANDWICHES AN ARTIST 261 00:09:21,007 --> 00:09:22,019 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH IRELAND 262 00:09:21,007 --> 00:09:22,019 THAT THAT MADE IT TO THE 263 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:28,007 HIGHEST COURT? 264 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:28,007 IRELAND IS ARGUING OVER 265 00:09:28,007 --> 00:09:34,008 SANDWICHES 266 00:09:28,007 --> 00:09:34,008 CAN WE LIVE THERE. 267 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:42,017 NEXT ON THE DOCKET IS ARE TACO 268 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:42,017 BELL'S TACOS ACTUALLY TACOS? 269 00:09:42,017 --> 00:09:48,013 THAT'S MY IRISH RESTAURANT 270 00:09:42,017 --> 00:09:48,013 CAN YOU DO THE IRISH 271 00:09:48,013 --> 00:09:52,008 RESTAURANT 272 00:09:48,013 --> 00:09:52,008 DO IT. 273 00:09:52,008 --> 00:10:01,018 >> TACO BELLS AREN'T TACOS 274 00:09:52,008 --> 00:10:01,018 >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT IRISH 275 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,020 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU SOUND 276 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,020 LIKE 277 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:11,006 DO IT BUT RUN OUT OF BREATH. 278 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:11,006 >> Jimmy: I'M NOT A DIAL UP 279 00:10:11,006 --> 00:10:17,029 COACH. 280 00:10:11,006 --> 00:10:17,029 I APOLOGIZE. 281 00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:25,018 >> YOUR IRISH ACCENT FINDS 282 00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:25,018 SOUNDS MORE JAMAICAN 283 00:10:25,018 --> 00:10:30,026 >> Jimmy: IS THAT REAL JERK 284 00:10:25,018 --> 00:10:30,026 CHICKEN THERE? 285 00:10:30,026 --> 00:10:40,002 >> I LOVE IT 286 00:10:30,026 --> 00:10:40,002 >> Jimmy: I SAW THAT A COMPANY 287 00:10:40,002 --> 00:10:41,014 IN THE UK IS WORKING ON A WAY 288 00:10:40,002 --> 00:10:41,014 TO SPEED UP PARAMEDICS RESPONSE 289 00:10:41,014 --> 00:10:48,001 TIME 290 00:10:41,014 --> 00:10:48,001 >> THE PARAMEDIC WITH THE 291 00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:51,022 MEDICAL KIT COULD QUICKLY 292 00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:51,022 RESPOND. 293 00:10:51,022 --> 00:10:57,016 THE SUIT HAS TWO ENGINES ON 294 00:10:51,022 --> 00:10:57,016 EACH ARM AND ONE ON THE BACK 295 00:10:57,016 --> 00:10:58,022 >> Jimmy: RIGHT NOW THAT GUY IS 296 00:10:57,016 --> 00:10:58,022 CURRENTLY COVERING OVER 50 297 00:10:58,022 --> 00:11:05,015 CARNIVAL CRUISE TRIPS. 298 00:10:58,022 --> 00:11:05,015 IT'S QUICK 299 00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:06,019 ALL PARAMEDICS HAVE TO DO IS 300 00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:06,019 GET IN THE SUIT, PUT ON THE 301 00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:17,000 GLOVES AND JET PACK, AND SLOWLY 302 00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:17,000 FLY OVER 303 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,013 THERE IS A SECOND PARAMEDIC 304 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,013 TRAVELING BEHIND FOR WHEN FIRST 305 00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:33,028 ONE CRASHES. 306 00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:33,028 WE KNOW JET PACKS NEVER FAIL 307 00:11:33,028 --> 00:11:35,003 >> Jimmy: POLICE IN LOUISIANA 308 00:11:33,028 --> 00:11:35,003 ARRESTED A MAN AFTER HE WENT 309 00:11:35,003 --> 00:11:39,008 SWIMMING IN THE ASQUARIUM AT A 310 00:11:35,003 --> 00:11:39,008 A BASS PRO SHOP. 311 00:11:39,008 --> 00:11:40,021 EMPLOYEES SAID THEY WOULD HAVE 312 00:11:39,008 --> 00:11:40,021 GOTTEN HIM OUT IF ONLY THERE 313 00:11:40,021 --> 00:11:56,014 WAS FISHING GEAR NEARBY. 314 00:11:40,021 --> 00:11:56,014 >> JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY 315 00:11:56,014 --> 00:11:57,019 A GUY SWIMMING IN A BASS PRO 316 00:11:56,014 --> 00:11:57,019 SHOP AQUARIUM, AND THAT'S THE 317 00:11:57,019 --> 00:12:01,014 BEST YOU GOT 318 00:11:57,019 --> 00:12:01,014 >> Jimmy: WHAT, YOU THINK YOU 319 00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:06,012 CAN DO BETTER? 320 00:12:01,014 --> 00:12:06,012 >> DAMNED RIGHT. 321 00:12:06,012 --> 00:12:12,016 >> Jimmy: COLIN JOST, TOO? 322 00:12:06,012 --> 00:12:12,016 >> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS 323 00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:13,021 MEANS. 324 00:12:12,016 --> 00:12:13,021 IT'S TIME FOR A GOOD 325 00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:21,018 OLD-FASHIONED TONIGHT SHOW 326 00:12:13,021 --> 00:12:21,018 JOKEOFF! 327 00:12:21,018 --> 00:12:25,019 >> I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE 328 00:12:21,018 --> 00:12:25,019 RULES. 329 00:12:25,019 --> 00:12:27,012 ONE MORE TIME. 330 00:12:25,019 --> 00:12:27,012 POLICE IN LOUISIANA ARRESTED A 331 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,017 A MAN AFTER HE WENT SWIMMING IN 332 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,017 THE AQUARIUM AT A BASS PRO 333 00:12:28,017 --> 00:12:34,008 SHOP 334 00:12:28,017 --> 00:12:34,008 GO 335 00:12:34,008 --> 00:12:35,016 >> WEIRDLY, HE WAS CHARGED WITH 336 00:12:34,008 --> 00:12:35,016 BEING TOO SOBER FOR A GUY AT A 337 00:12:35,016 --> 00:12:41,005 A BASS PRO SHOP. 338 00:12:35,016 --> 00:12:41,005 >> EVEN WORSE, HE WORE HIS 339 00:12:41,005 --> 00:12:46,028 FACEMASK AS A BANANA HAMMOCK 340 00:12:41,005 --> 00:12:46,028 >> THE GUY WASN'T IN JAIL VERY 341 00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:48,015 LONG 342 00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:48,015 IT WAS MORE OF A CATCH AND 343 00:12:48,015 --> 00:12:59,003 RELEASE. 344 00:12:48,015 --> 00:12:59,003 >> MOVE OVER 345 00:12:59,003 --> 00:13:06,003 BASS PRO SHOP AQUARIUM IS NOW 346 00:12:59,003 --> 00:13:06,003 THE SADDEST PIXAR FILM 347 00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:07,022 >> MEANWHILE SEAWORLD WAS LIKE 348 00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:07,022 FOR 50 BUCKS YOU CAN DO 349 00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:12,011 WHATEVER 350 00:13:07,022 --> 00:13:12,011 >> THEY WERE ABLE TO CATCH HIM 351 00:13:12,011 --> 00:13:21,002 BY BAITING THE HOOK WITH A 352 00:13:12,011 --> 00:13:21,002 A LITTLE MORE CRAP 353 00:13:21,002 --> 00:13:24,014 >> Jimmy: TIME FOR ROUND TWO 354 00:13:21,002 --> 00:13:24,014 HERE'S THE NEXT STORY. 355 00:13:24,014 --> 00:13:26,003 A 94-YEAR-OLD VIRGINIA MAN 356 00:13:24,014 --> 00:13:26,003 RECEIVED PERMISSION FROM 357 00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:27,006 WRIGLEY'S TO BE BURIED IN 358 00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:27,006 A CASKET SHAPED LIKE A GIANT 359 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:34,006 PACK OF JUICY FRUIT. 360 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:34,006 GO 361 00:13:34,006 --> 00:13:35,011 >> THE MAN PLANS TO BE BURIED 362 00:13:34,006 --> 00:13:35,011 ON THE UNDERSIDE OF A MIDDLE 363 00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:40,009 SCHOOL DESK. 364 00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:40,009 >> PERMISSION, WHAT ARE THEY 365 00:13:40,009 --> 00:13:46,003 GOING TO DO, KILL HIM? 366 00:13:40,009 --> 00:13:46,003 >> Jimmy: AT FIRST THE MAN'S 367 00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:47,009 FAMILY LOVED THE IDEA, BUT THEN 368 00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:47,009 QUICKLY REALIZED IT WAS 369 00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:53,026 TASTELESS. 370 00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:53,026 >> RIGHT NOW THERE'S A 371 00:13:53,026 --> 00:13:59,010 A CARPENTER TAKING MEASUREMENTS 372 00:13:53,026 --> 00:13:59,010 WITH A ROLL OF BUBBLE TAPE 373 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,010 >> SO IN 1,000 YEARS, 374 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:00,010 ARCHAEOLOGISTS WILL STILL 375 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:07,009 WONDER WHAT THE HELL THE FRUIT 376 00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:07,009 FLAVOR IS SUPPOSED TO BE 377 00:14:07,009 --> 00:14:08,017 >> Jimmy: AND HERE TO READ THE 378 00:14:07,009 --> 00:14:08,017 EULOGY OFF A GIANT WRAPPER IS 379 00:14:08,017 --> 00:14:14,015 BAZOOKA JOE! 380 00:14:08,017 --> 00:14:14,015 [ BELL RINGS ] 381 00:14:14,015 --> 00:14:16,014 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, FINAL 382 00:14:14,015 --> 00:14:16,014 ROUND. 383 00:14:16,014 --> 00:14:19,016 HERE'S THE LAST STORY. 384 00:14:16,014 --> 00:14:19,016 AFTER 43 YEARS, CHUCK E. CHEESE 385 00:14:19,016 --> 00:14:22,018 ANNOUNCED THEY'VE FILED FOR 386 00:14:19,016 --> 00:14:22,018 CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY. 387 00:14:22,018 --> 00:14:31,005 GO 388 00:14:22,018 --> 00:14:31,005 >> YOU CAME IN HOT, MAN WITH 389 00:14:31,005 --> 00:14:35,015 THE BEEPS. 390 00:14:31,005 --> 00:14:35,015 >> SO -- 391 00:14:35,015 --> 00:14:42,025 >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T SAY SO. 392 00:14:35,015 --> 00:14:42,025 >> BEEP. 393 00:14:42,025 --> 00:14:43,028 SO THERE MIGHT BE SOME FLAWS IN 394 00:14:42,025 --> 00:14:43,028 THE BUSINESS MODEL OF 395 00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:54,025 A BUSINESS THAT SELLS RATS TO 396 00:14:43,028 --> 00:14:54,025 CHILDREN 397 00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:57,001 >> Jimmy: OKAY, BUT BEFORE YOU 398 00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:57,001 CLOSE, I THINK MY KID IS STILL 399 00:14:57,001 --> 00:15:01,008 IN YOUR BALL PIT SOMEWHERE 400 00:14:57,001 --> 00:15:01,008 >> WHICH I THINK MEANS THAT IN 401 00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:07,000 2024 CHUCK E. CHEESE WILL BE 402 00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:07,000 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 403 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:13,010 >> Jimmy: THAT WAS JOKEOFF, 404 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:13,010 GIVE IT UP FOR COLIN JOST AND 405 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:17,005 MICHAEL CHE! 406 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:17,005 STICK AROUND, MORE TONIGHT SHOW 407 00:15:17,005 --> 00:15:28,016 AFTER THE BREAK. 408 00:15:17,005 --> 00:15:28,016 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 409 00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:29,009 EVERYBODY. 410 00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:49,006 BTS HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW ALL 411 00:15:29,026 --> 00:15:49,006 WEEK 412 00:15:31,021 --> 00:15:49,006 AND WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE THEM 413 00:16:26,005 --> 00:16:27,014 AND WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE THEM 414 00:16:26,005 --> 00:16:27,014 TONIGHT I'LL BE FACING OFF 415 00:16:27,014 --> 00:16:28,021 AGAINST BTS IN A GAME OF ZOOM 416 00:16:27,014 --> 00:16:28,021 OLYMPICS, AND WE'VE GOT ANOTHER 417 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,022 EXCLUSIVE MUSIC PERFORMANCE TO 418 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,022 CLOSE OUT THE SHOW 419 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,012 IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD! 420 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:31,012 >>> THE GROUNDHOG CHALLENGE. 421 00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:34,010 >> GO! 422 00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:34,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:52,024 [ BELL ] 424 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:52,024 >> GO! 425 00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:52,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 426 00:16:55,001 --> 00:17:12,005 >> GO! 427 00:16:55,001 --> 00:17:12,005 [ LAUGHTER ] 428 00:17:12,005 --> 00:17:20,015 >> Jimmy: STOP 429 00:17:12,005 --> 00:17:20,015 MY GOD 430 00:17:20,015 --> 00:17:29,017 >> Announcer: RM VERSUS V. 431 00:17:20,015 --> 00:17:29,017 >> GO! 432 00:17:29,017 --> 00:17:43,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 433 00:17:29,017 --> 00:17:43,013 >> Announcer: RM WINS. 434 00:17:43,013 --> 00:17:46,024 ROUND TWO. 435 00:17:43,013 --> 00:17:46,024 TV REMOTE BALANCE. 436 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:58,013 WHOEVER BALANCES THE MOST TV 437 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:58,013 REMOTES IN ONE HAND WINS 438 00:17:58,013 --> 00:18:01,001 >> GO! 439 00:17:58,013 --> 00:18:01,001 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 440 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:06,025 13 SECONDS 441 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:06,025 10 SECONDS 442 00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:17,019 MY GOSH! 443 00:18:06,025 --> 00:18:17,019 HURRY UP 444 00:18:17,019 --> 00:18:28,018 >> YOU ARE SUCH A CHEATER. 445 00:18:17,019 --> 00:18:28,018 >> Announcer: RM VERSUS GIN. 446 00:18:28,018 --> 00:18:40,012 >> GO! 447 00:18:28,018 --> 00:18:40,012 >> HERE WE GO. 448 00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:41,022 KEEP GOING 449 00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:41,022 YOU HAVE FOUR SECONDS, THREE 450 00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:48,014 SECONDS, TWO, ONE SECOND, GO 451 00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:48,014 >> Jimmy: RM IS THE WINNER 452 00:18:48,014 --> 00:18:51,018 >> Announcer: RM WINS. 453 00:18:48,014 --> 00:18:51,018 FINAL ROUND GUITAR PICK 454 00:18:51,018 --> 00:18:55,020 CHALLENGE. 455 00:18:51,018 --> 00:18:55,020 EACH PLAYER TAKES AN ACOUSTIC 456 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,011 GUITAR WITH A HANDFUL OF PICKS 457 00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:57,011 INSIDE 458 00:18:57,011 --> 00:19:06,012 WHOEVER SHAKES OUT THE MOST 459 00:18:57,011 --> 00:19:06,012 WINS 460 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:18,013 >> GO! 461 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:18,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 462 00:19:18,013 --> 00:19:25,026 >> Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT, MAN 463 00:19:18,013 --> 00:19:25,026 HURRY UP 464 00:19:25,026 --> 00:19:30,017 LET'S COUNT UP HOW MUCH EACH 465 00:19:25,026 --> 00:19:30,017 PLAYER GOT 466 00:19:30,017 --> 00:19:42,015 >> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR -- 49 467 00:19:30,017 --> 00:19:42,015 >> 47! 468 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,014 >> Jimmy: THE WINNER BY TWO 469 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,014 PICKS. 470 00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:52,000 AND THE WINNER IS. 471 00:19:43,014 --> 00:19:52,000 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS. 472 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,025 STICK AROUND 473 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,025 WE HAVE MORE 474 00:19:54,025 --> 00:20:07,001 COME ON BACK 475 00:19:54,025 --> 00:20:07,001 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUESTS ARE 476 00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:08,022 THE CO-ANCHORS OF WEEKEND 477 00:20:07,001 --> 00:20:08,022 UPDATE ON "SATURDAY NIGHT 478 00:20:08,022 --> 00:20:09,026 LIVE," WHICH RETURNS THIS 479 00:20:08,022 --> 00:20:09,026 SATURDAY, WITH HOST CHRIS ROCK 480 00:20:09,026 --> 00:20:17,004 AND MUSICAL GUEST MEGAN THEE 481 00:20:09,026 --> 00:20:17,004 STALLION 482 00:20:17,004 --> 00:20:31,007 LET ME INTRODUCE, PLEASE, 483 00:20:17,004 --> 00:20:31,007 MICHAEL CHE. 484 00:20:31,007 --> 00:20:34,017 >> YEAH. 485 00:20:31,007 --> 00:20:34,017 >> Jimmy: HE'S ALSO A "NEW YORK 486 00:20:34,017 --> 00:20:38,001 TIMES" BEST-SELLING AUTHOR 487 00:20:34,017 --> 00:20:38,001 PLEASE WELCOME COLIN JOST, 488 00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:45,007 EVERYBODY! 489 00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:45,007 ♪ MICHAEL CHE AND COLIN JOST ♪ 490 00:20:45,007 --> 00:20:49,008 ♪ SIT ON DOWN AND TALK TO THE 491 00:20:45,007 --> 00:20:49,008 HOST ♪ 492 00:20:49,008 --> 00:20:57,024 ♪ GO THE DISTANCE, YOU WILL 493 00:20:49,008 --> 00:20:57,024 SIT ♪ 494 00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:59,006 >> Jimmy: AH, THANK YOU FOR 495 00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:59,006 BEING HERE 496 00:20:59,006 --> 00:21:03,027 THIS IS FANTASTIC. 497 00:20:59,006 --> 00:21:03,027 >> THANKS FOR HAVING US, MAN 498 00:21:03,027 --> 00:21:05,008 >> YEAH, COOL. 499 00:21:03,027 --> 00:21:05,008 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING 500 00:21:05,008 --> 00:21:14,022 OUR FIRST TWO-PERSON IN-STUDIO 501 00:21:05,008 --> 00:21:14,022 GUEST, YOU KNOW? 502 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:22,022 I'M SORRY. 503 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:22,022 COLIN, I'M SORRY 504 00:21:22,022 --> 00:21:26,026 YOU, I, DO YOU, DO YOU FEEL FAR 505 00:21:22,022 --> 00:21:26,026 AWAY 506 00:21:26,026 --> 00:21:32,023 >> I DON'T FEEL FAR AWAY 507 00:21:26,026 --> 00:21:32,023 I AM FARTHER AWAY. 508 00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:35,020 I'M A LOT FARTHER AWAY 509 00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:35,020 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS 510 00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:39,000 PROTOCOL AND ALL THAT STUFF, 511 00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:39,000 SO, CAN YOU -- 512 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,009 >> I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING YOU 513 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,009 SAY. 514 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:45,017 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING 515 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:45,017 ON THE SHOW, APPRECIATE IT 516 00:21:45,017 --> 00:21:52,010 >> ANY TIME, MAN 517 00:21:45,017 --> 00:21:52,010 >> NEW NORMAL! 518 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:55,016 >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE NEW 30 519 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:55,016 ROCK 520 00:21:55,016 --> 00:22:00,019 I SAW YOU AT THE TESTS, WHEN WE 521 00:21:55,016 --> 00:22:00,019 WERE DOING THE NOSE SWABS. 522 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:03,005 HOW'S IT LIKE WORKING SIX FEET 523 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:03,005 APART FROM EVERYBODY 524 00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:04,010 >> I LOVE IT, I OWE A LOT OF 525 00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:04,010 PEOPLE, NOBODY CAN GET IT FROM 526 00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:11,020 ME 527 00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:11,020 >> Jimmy: JUST ENOUGH APART. 528 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:13,006 >> IT'S PERFECT. 529 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:13,006 >> Jimmy: ARE THEY MAKING 530 00:22:13,006 --> 00:22:17,002 CHANGES TO 8H? 531 00:22:13,006 --> 00:22:17,002 WHAT'S HAPPENING 532 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,027 >> HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN IN YET 533 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,027 AND SEEN WHAT IT IS, RIGHT 534 00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:23,028 WE HAD A TABLE READ. 535 00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:23,028 >> Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE 536 00:22:23,028 --> 00:22:25,003 >> WELL, WE HAVE 20 CAST 537 00:22:23,028 --> 00:22:25,003 MEMBERS IN OUR SHOW RIGHT NOW, 538 00:22:25,003 --> 00:22:28,009 AND THEY HAVE TO BE SIX FEET 539 00:22:25,003 --> 00:22:28,009 APART. 540 00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:33,026 SO 20 TIMES SIX IS LIKE 541 00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:33,026 A THOUSAND 542 00:22:33,026 --> 00:22:38,020 AND YOU'RE HEARING VOICES AND 543 00:22:33,026 --> 00:22:38,020 YOU'RE LIKE, "WHO SAID THAT" 544 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,026 IT'S A GREAT TIME FOR CREW TO 545 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:39,026 YELL STUFF, BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE 546 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:42,005 LIKE, I GUESS THEY'RE IN THE 547 00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:42,005 CAST 548 00:22:42,005 --> 00:22:44,021 IT'S FINE. 549 00:22:42,005 --> 00:22:44,021 >> IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO 550 00:22:44,021 --> 00:22:48,003 A PODCAST. 551 00:22:44,021 --> 00:22:48,003 YOU DON'T SEE ANYBODY. 552 00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:51,021 IT'S GREAT 553 00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:51,021 IT'S KIND OF COOL. 554 00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:54,000 >> Jimmy: WHAT WILL THE 555 00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:54,000 AUDIENCE LOOK LIKE 556 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,009 >> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING 557 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,009 ABOUT OVER THERE 558 00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:58,001 >> Jimmy: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 559 00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:58,001 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"! 560 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:01,028 COMING BACK THIS WEEKEND 561 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:01,028 WHAT IS THE AUDIENCE GOING TO 562 00:23:01,028 --> 00:23:06,010 BE LIKE? 563 00:23:01,028 --> 00:23:06,010 >> WHITE 564 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,001 >> Jimmy: NO, NO 565 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,001 >> TO START WITH, THEY'RE ALL 566 00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:10,005 WHITE. 567 00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:10,005 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO 568 00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:15,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 569 00:23:10,005 --> 00:23:15,015 >> Jimmy: EVERYBODY ENJOYS THAT 570 00:23:15,015 --> 00:23:22,010 SHOW, BUT IS IT GOING TO CHANGE 571 00:23:15,015 --> 00:23:22,010 THE STYLE FOR "UPDATE" 572 00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,016 >> IT'S A MAXIMUM CAPACITY OF 573 00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,016 ONE AT THE DESK. 574 00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:30,019 >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, 575 00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:30,019 JOST 576 00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:34,023 >> AS LONG AS I GET PAID, IT'S 577 00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:34,023 FUN. 578 00:23:34,023 --> 00:23:39,011 I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY MORE FUN 579 00:23:34,023 --> 00:23:39,011 RULES MAKE COMEDY FUN. 580 00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:41,016 WHEN THERE'S THINGS YOU CAN'T 581 00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:41,016 DO, WHEN THERE'S KIND OF 582 00:23:41,016 --> 00:23:44,005 LOOPHOLES, THAT'S WHEN YOU 583 00:23:41,016 --> 00:23:44,005 START TO GET REALLY CREATIVE, 584 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,007 AND I THINK THE SHOW IS THE 585 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,007 PERFECT PLACE FOR THAT 586 00:23:47,007 --> 00:23:49,028 >> THAT WAS LIKE THE POLITICAL 587 00:23:47,007 --> 00:23:49,028 ANSWER 588 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,021 >> Jimmy: NO, I AGREE WITH YOU 589 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,021 I LOVE RULES 590 00:23:51,021 --> 00:23:55,012 >> I LOVE RULES. 591 00:23:51,021 --> 00:23:55,012 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE I LIKE 592 00:23:55,012 --> 00:23:57,009 TO BREAK THEM. 593 00:23:55,012 --> 00:23:57,009 TELL ME WHAT TO DO, I'LL FIND 594 00:23:57,009 --> 00:24:03,019 A WAY AROUND IT. 595 00:23:57,009 --> 00:24:03,019 YOU HAVE THE FIRST SHOW FOR THE 596 00:24:03,019 --> 00:24:08,000 TIME BACK, AND THE GUEST IS 597 00:24:03,019 --> 00:24:08,000 CHRIS ROCK 598 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,021 YOU HAD TO GO TO HIS HOUSE TO 599 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,021 CONVINCE HIM 600 00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:12,028 >> YEAH, WE LITERALLY WILL TO 601 00:24:11,021 --> 00:24:12,028 GO TO CHRIS ROCK'S HOUSE TO 602 00:24:12,028 --> 00:24:18,016 CONVINCE HIM TO DO SNL 603 00:24:12,028 --> 00:24:18,016 IT SEEMS LIKE THE SCENE IN THE 604 00:24:18,016 --> 00:24:19,021 GODFATHER, YOU KNOW WHEN TOM 605 00:24:18,016 --> 00:24:19,021 HAGEN GOES, I NEVER SAW THE 606 00:24:19,021 --> 00:24:28,004 GODFATHER, BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME 607 00:24:19,021 --> 00:24:28,004 IT WAS SIMILAR 608 00:24:28,004 --> 00:24:30,013 I MIGHT HAVE GOT BAD 609 00:24:28,004 --> 00:24:30,013 INFORMATION, JIMMY 610 00:24:30,013 --> 00:24:35,021 >> Jimmy: TOM HAGEN. 611 00:24:30,013 --> 00:24:35,021 >> LITERALLY, YOU'VE GOT TO DO 612 00:24:35,021 --> 00:24:38,008 IT, MAN. 613 00:24:35,021 --> 00:24:38,008 IT'S 30 ROCK, YOU GOT TO COME 614 00:24:38,008 --> 00:24:42,016 HOME AND MAKE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, 615 00:24:38,008 --> 00:24:42,016 FEEL GOOD AGAIN. 616 00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:45,015 >> Jimmy: THE COUNTRY NEEDS IT 617 00:24:42,016 --> 00:24:45,015 I WILL BE WATCHING IT. 618 00:24:45,015 --> 00:24:47,010 I CANNOT WAIT. 619 00:24:45,015 --> 00:24:47,010 MORE WITH COLIN JOST AND 620 00:24:47,010 --> 00:25:01,011 MICHAEL CHE WHEN WE COME BACK. 621 00:24:47,010 --> 00:25:01,011 ♪ I SAID OOH, YEAH ♪ 622 00:25:01,011 --> 00:25:03,014 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 623 00:25:01,011 --> 00:25:03,014 EVERYBODY. 624 00:25:03,014 --> 00:25:06,019 I AM HERE IN STUDIO WITH 625 00:25:03,014 --> 00:25:06,019 MICHAEL CHE AND COLIN JOST 626 00:25:06,019 --> 00:25:09,011 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 627 00:25:06,019 --> 00:25:09,011 I SAY WE'RE BACK, WE'RE HERE 628 00:25:09,011 --> 00:25:13,009 WITH -- WE'LL GET YOU -- 629 00:25:09,011 --> 00:25:13,009 >> I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO 630 00:25:13,009 --> 00:25:15,018 SWITCH SEATS DURING THE 631 00:25:13,009 --> 00:25:15,018 COMMERCIAL 632 00:25:15,018 --> 00:25:17,000 >> I THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T BE 633 00:25:15,018 --> 00:25:17,000 GOOD 634 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,015 [ LAUGHTER ] 635 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:21,015 >> Jimmy: HE MADE THE DECISION 636 00:25:21,015 --> 00:25:22,021 A LOT OF THINGS HAVE HAPPENED 637 00:25:21,015 --> 00:25:22,021 SINCE -- FIRST OF ALL, THANKS 638 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:28,005 AGAIN FOR COMING IN. 639 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:28,005 COLIN, REALLY, THANK YOU 640 00:25:28,005 --> 00:25:29,007 SINCE YOU GUYS HAVE HELPED ME 641 00:25:28,005 --> 00:25:29,007 OUT WITH THE SHOWS IN 642 00:25:29,007 --> 00:25:33,002 QUARANTINE, YOU ZOOMED IN, I 643 00:25:29,007 --> 00:25:33,002 APPRECIATE YOU DOING THAT. 644 00:25:33,002 --> 00:25:34,008 SINCE YOU'VE BEEN ON, COLIN, 645 00:25:33,002 --> 00:25:34,008 YOUR BOOK WENT TO "THE NEW YORK 646 00:25:34,008 --> 00:25:37,027 TIMES" BESTSELLER LIST 647 00:25:34,008 --> 00:25:37,027 CONGRATS 648 00:25:37,027 --> 00:25:40,000 >> THANK YOU 649 00:25:37,027 --> 00:25:40,000 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 650 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,001 ♪ 651 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,001 HE IS A "NEW YORK TIMES" 652 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:46,006 BEST-SELLING AUTHOR. 653 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:46,006 DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT 654 00:25:46,006 --> 00:25:50,001 [ LAUGHTER ] 655 00:25:46,006 --> 00:25:50,001 >> BIG DEAL. 656 00:25:50,001 --> 00:25:52,001 >> Jimmy: HOW'S THE HOUSE? 657 00:25:50,001 --> 00:25:52,001 BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT 658 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:54,002 YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE LAST TIME 659 00:25:52,001 --> 00:25:54,002 >> I DID BUY A HOUSE 660 00:25:54,002 --> 00:25:57,027 >> AH-HA 661 00:25:54,002 --> 00:25:57,027 >> IT'S NOT A COMPETITION. 662 00:25:57,027 --> 00:25:59,012 I MEAN 663 00:25:57,027 --> 00:25:59,012 >> I HAVEN'T MOVED IN YET, 664 00:25:59,012 --> 00:26:02,017 BECAUSE APPARENTLY, IT TAKES A 665 00:25:59,012 --> 00:26:02,017 A LONG TIME TO CLOSE 666 00:26:02,017 --> 00:26:05,023 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS 667 00:26:02,017 --> 00:26:05,023 USUALLY, WHERE I GO TO LIVE, 668 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:09,015 IT'S AN APARTMENT, AND YOU GIVE 669 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:09,015 THE MONEY. 670 00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:13,029 AND THEN THEY GIVE YOU A KEY 671 00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:13,029 END OF TRANSACTION 672 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,006 NOW WITH A HOUSE YOU HAVE TO 673 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,006 LIKE WAIT, THEY HAVE TO MAKE 674 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:18,004 SURE THAT EVERYTHING'S UP TO 675 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:18,004 CODE 676 00:26:18,004 --> 00:26:20,019 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY CODES 677 00:26:18,004 --> 00:26:20,019 I'VE GOT TO GET A LAWYER 678 00:26:20,019 --> 00:26:23,001 THEY HAVE TO TAKE DOWN A SHED. 679 00:26:20,019 --> 00:26:23,001 IT'S ANNOYING. 680 00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:25,000 IT'S A MESS. 681 00:26:23,001 --> 00:26:25,000 >> Jimmy: THE SHED WASN'T UP TO 682 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,022 CODE 683 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,022 >> THE SHED WASN'T UP TO CODE. 684 00:26:26,022 --> 00:26:28,025 THEY TOOK IT DOWN. 685 00:26:26,022 --> 00:26:28,025 I'M JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK 686 00:26:28,025 --> 00:26:31,013 UP AS SOON AS THEY LEAVE 687 00:26:28,025 --> 00:26:31,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 688 00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:34,009 >> I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THERE 689 00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:34,009 IS A CODE FOR SHEDS. 690 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,007 >> THERE'S A CODE FOR SHEDS. 691 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,007 >> I HAVE NEVER SEEN A SHED AND 692 00:26:36,007 --> 00:26:37,023 THOUGHT "THAT LOOKS UP TO 693 00:26:36,007 --> 00:26:37,023 CODE." 694 00:26:37,023 --> 00:26:42,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 695 00:26:37,023 --> 00:26:42,022 >> IT'S AN OUTSIDE CLOSET, MAN 696 00:26:42,022 --> 00:26:44,028 GIVE THE SHED A BREAK. 697 00:26:42,022 --> 00:26:44,028 >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY THAT 698 00:26:44,028 --> 00:26:47,023 CHRIS IS THERE, CHRIS ROCK 699 00:26:44,028 --> 00:26:47,023 HOSTING. 700 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:50,008 DO YOU HAVE CHRIS ROCK STORIES 701 00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:50,008 >> I REMEMBER BEING BACKSTAGE 702 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:51,014 AT THE --AT THE -- WHEN THEY 703 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:51,014 DID THE BENEFIT AFTER HURRICANE 704 00:26:51,014 --> 00:26:52,021 SANDY, THEY DID IT AT MADISON 705 00:26:51,014 --> 00:26:52,021 SQUARE GARDEN, I WAS THERE WITH 706 00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:53,028 BOBBY MOYNIHAN, WE WERE GOING 707 00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:53,028 TO DO A BIT WHERE HE WAS DRUNK 708 00:26:53,028 --> 00:27:04,007 UNCLE. 709 00:26:53,028 --> 00:27:04,007 SO WE'RE WAITING BACKSTAGE 710 00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:05,023 IT'S ALL HUGE MUSICAL ACTS, 711 00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:05,023 RIGHT? 712 00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:08,009 THE WHO, ROLLING STONES. 713 00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:08,009 WE'RE WAITING TO GO ON, AND 714 00:27:08,009 --> 00:27:12,023 CHRIS ROCK WANDERS OVER AND 715 00:27:08,009 --> 00:27:12,023 HE'S LIKE, HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT 716 00:27:12,023 --> 00:27:14,025 GOING? 717 00:27:12,023 --> 00:27:14,025 WE'RE LIKE, GOOD 718 00:27:14,025 --> 00:27:16,005 HE GOES, THE WHO'S ON NOW, AND 719 00:27:14,025 --> 00:27:16,005 THEN ROLLING STONES ARE GOING 720 00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:17,010 TO GO ON, AND THEN BETWEEN 721 00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:17,010 THAT, THEY'RE GOING TO SEND YOU 722 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:24,027 GUYS OUT THERE 723 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:24,027 [ LAUGHTER ] 724 00:27:24,027 --> 00:27:29,028 -- TO DO A COMEDY BIT. 725 00:27:24,027 --> 00:27:29,028 IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING 726 00:27:29,028 --> 00:27:31,020 AND SUDDENLY, WE'RE LIKE, YEAH 727 00:27:29,028 --> 00:27:31,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 728 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:35,002 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING. 729 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:35,002 HE'S LIKE, HEY, BEST OF LUCK 730 00:27:35,002 --> 00:27:37,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 731 00:27:35,002 --> 00:27:37,021 HE GOES, I'LL TELL YOU 732 00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:39,023 SOMETHING, I'LL BE WATCHING. 733 00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:39,023 [ LAUGHTER ] 734 00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:42,015 >> Jimmy: I'M DEFINITELY NOT 735 00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:42,015 GOING OUT THERE. 736 00:27:42,015 --> 00:27:47,002 > MY STORY'S NOT AS GOOD 737 00:27:42,015 --> 00:27:47,002 >> YOUR STORY'S GREAT. 738 00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:49,019 >> IT'S A SILLY STORY BUT ONE 739 00:27:47,002 --> 00:27:49,019 TIME I WAS DOING "TOP FIVE." 740 00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:51,021 HE HAD A MOVIE "TOP FIVE." 741 00:27:49,019 --> 00:27:51,021 AND I GOT TO MEET 742 00:27:51,021 --> 00:27:56,025 ROSARIO DAWSON FOR THE FIRST 743 00:27:51,021 --> 00:27:56,025 TIME, AND I WAS SMITTEN. 744 00:27:56,025 --> 00:27:59,027 AND I REMEMBER HER TALKING TO 745 00:27:56,025 --> 00:27:59,027 ME, SHE WAS SO NICE TO ME, AND 746 00:27:59,027 --> 00:28:01,000 SHE WAS LIKE, YOU LOOK SO 747 00:27:59,027 --> 00:28:01,000 FAMILIAR, DO I KNOW YOU FROM 748 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,025 SOMEWHERE? 749 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,025 AND I WAS LIKE, I DON'T THINK 750 00:28:02,025 --> 00:28:05,011 SO 751 00:28:02,025 --> 00:28:05,011 AND SHE WAS LIKE, ARE YOU SURE 752 00:28:05,011 --> 00:28:07,021 HAVE WE NEVER MET? 753 00:28:05,011 --> 00:28:07,021 AND I WAS LIKE, I DON'T THINK 754 00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:08,019 WE'VE EVER MET 755 00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:08,019 AND I JUST HEAR CHRIS ROCK ON 756 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,022 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HALL 757 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:09,022 GOING "YOU'RE NOT SURE IF 758 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:15,028 YOU'VE MET ROSARIO DAWSON? 759 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:15,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 760 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:18,017 AND I WAS LIKE, I KNOW I'VE 761 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:18,017 NEVER MET HER. 762 00:28:18,017 --> 00:28:24,025 HAVE YOU MET BEYONCE 763 00:28:18,017 --> 00:28:24,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 764 00:28:24,025 --> 00:28:28,026 HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IF YOU'VE 765 00:28:24,025 --> 00:28:28,026 MET ROSARIO DAWSON 766 00:28:28,026 --> 00:28:32,027 >> Jimmy: HE IS UNBELIEVABLE 767 00:28:28,026 --> 00:28:32,027 I LOVED HIM SO MUCH. 768 00:28:32,027 --> 00:28:35,012 AND THEN JIM CARREY IS GOING 769 00:28:32,027 --> 00:28:35,012 TOO, MAYBE 770 00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:38,027 >> YEAH. 771 00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:38,027 YOU TALKED TO HIM PERSONALLY 772 00:28:38,027 --> 00:28:42,006 >> IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S POSSIBLE 773 00:28:38,027 --> 00:28:42,006 THERE WAS A DEBATE 774 00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:44,021 >> Jimmy: THERE WAS A DEBATE 775 00:28:42,006 --> 00:28:44,021 OH MY GOD. 776 00:28:44,021 --> 00:28:46,023 >> SEEMS LIKE IT GOT PRETTY 777 00:28:44,021 --> 00:28:46,023 GOOD REVIEWS 778 00:28:46,023 --> 00:28:50,005 >> Jimmy: COLIN DID NOT GET 779 00:28:46,023 --> 00:28:50,005 GOOD REVIEWS AT ALL. 780 00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:51,014 >> I HAVEN'T READ ALL THE 781 00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:51,014 REVIEWS YET BUT SOME OF THE 782 00:28:51,014 --> 00:28:52,024 ONES I SAW WERE -- 783 00:28:51,014 --> 00:28:52,024 >> Jimmy: JIM CARREY PLAYING 784 00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:54,026 JOE BIDEN. 785 00:28:52,024 --> 00:28:54,026 >> YES 786 00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:56,000 >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE 787 00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:56,000 AMAZING. 788 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,002 MAYA RUDOLPH DOING 789 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,002 KAMALA HARRIS. 790 00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:59,011 IT'S ALL A POSSIBILITY 791 00:28:57,002 --> 00:28:59,011 YOU DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING 792 00:28:59,011 --> 00:29:01,023 YOU CAN'T SPOIL IT 793 00:28:59,011 --> 00:29:01,023 >> NEVER KNOW. 794 00:29:01,023 --> 00:29:03,002 >> Jimmy: THAT WOULDN'T BE FUN 795 00:29:01,023 --> 00:29:03,002 >> WE CAN'T SPOIL WHO WINS 796 00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:06,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 797 00:29:03,002 --> 00:29:06,011 CAN'T SPOIL IT 798 00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:08,019 >> COULD BE CARREY, COULD BE 799 00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:08,019 SINBAD 800 00:29:08,019 --> 00:29:12,011 >> Jimmy: SINBAD 801 00:29:08,019 --> 00:29:12,011 SINBAD'S NOT PLAYING JOE BIDEN 802 00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:15,003 >> I DON'T KNOW! 803 00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:15,003 I'VE HEARD THINGS. 804 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,029 I HEARD SOME THINGS. 805 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,029 PEOPLE BEEN TALKIN'. 806 00:29:16,029 --> 00:29:18,001 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE 807 00:29:16,029 --> 00:29:18,001 AWESOME. 808 00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:20,013 IT IS SATURDAY NIGHT 809 00:29:18,001 --> 00:29:20,013 IT IS LIVE 810 00:29:20,013 --> 00:29:23,025 IT IS ON NBC 811 00:29:20,013 --> 00:29:23,025 BEST OF LUCK, BREAK A LEG. 812 00:29:23,025 --> 00:29:25,020 I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE BRILLIANT 813 00:29:23,025 --> 00:29:25,020 AND YOU'VE GOT TO GO UP AND 814 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,013 WRITE SOME FUNNY STUFF 815 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,013 SO THANKS SO MUCH FOR TAKING 816 00:29:27,013 --> 00:29:28,019 TIME, COMING HERE AND THANKS 817 00:29:27,013 --> 00:29:28,019 FOR BEING LIVE ON BEHALF OF 818 00:29:28,019 --> 00:29:35,016 EVERYONE, DOING THAT FOR US. 819 00:29:28,019 --> 00:29:35,016 MICHAEL CHE, COLIN JOST. 820 00:29:35,016 --> 00:29:38,018 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" RETURNS 821 00:29:35,016 --> 00:29:38,018 THIS SATURDAY, THAT'S RIGHT. 822 00:29:38,018 --> 00:29:40,007 ON NBC WITH HOST CHRIS ROCK AND 823 00:29:38,018 --> 00:29:40,007 MUSICAL GUEST 824 00:29:40,007 --> 00:29:42,022 MEGAN THEE STALLION. 825 00:29:40,007 --> 00:29:42,022 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 826 00:29:42,022 --> 00:29:45,014 KAITLYN DEVER. 827 00:29:42,022 --> 00:29:45,014 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 828 00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:57,024 ♪ 829 00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:57,024 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 830 00:29:57,024 --> 00:29:59,026 A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO CAN YOU 831 00:29:57,024 --> 00:29:59,026 SEE IN THE MOVIE "COASTAL 832 00:29:59,026 --> 00:30:04,025 ELITES" WHICH OUT NOW ON HBO 833 00:29:59,026 --> 00:30:04,025 AND HBO MAX. 834 00:30:04,025 --> 00:30:07,003 SHE'S ALSO IN THE NEW SERIES 835 00:30:04,025 --> 00:30:07,003 "MONSTER LAND", WHICH PREMIERES 836 00:30:07,003 --> 00:30:11,011 TOMORROW ON HULU 837 00:30:07,003 --> 00:30:11,011 HERE IS KAITLYN DEVER. 838 00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:15,019 HI, CAITLYN! 839 00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:15,019 >> HELLO, JIMMY! 840 00:30:15,019 --> 00:30:17,015 >> Jimmy: NICE TO MEET YOU OVER 841 00:30:15,019 --> 00:30:17,015 ZOOM 842 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:19,017 >> I KNOW. 843 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:19,017 IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU 844 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:22,002 THIS IS SO COOL, THIS IS SO 845 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:22,002 COOL FOR ME. 846 00:30:22,002 --> 00:30:25,014 I'VE BEEN A HUGE FAN OF YOURS 847 00:30:22,002 --> 00:30:25,014 FOR A LONG TIME. 848 00:30:25,014 --> 00:30:28,019 SO, THIS IS INSANE 849 00:30:25,014 --> 00:30:28,019 >> Jimmy: THIS IS RAD, I'M A 850 00:30:28,019 --> 00:30:30,010 A FAN OF YOURS AS WELL 851 00:30:28,019 --> 00:30:30,010 I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY PREPPING FOR 852 00:30:30,010 --> 00:30:33,019 THE FILM VERSION OF "DEAR EVAN 853 00:30:30,010 --> 00:30:33,019 HANSON." 854 00:30:33,019 --> 00:30:35,013 >> I CAN'T EVEN YELL YOU, 855 00:30:33,019 --> 00:30:35,013 JIMMY, I LTERALLY CANNOT 856 00:30:35,013 --> 00:30:37,028 DESCRIBE TO YOU HOW EXCITED I 857 00:30:35,013 --> 00:30:37,028 AM 858 00:30:37,028 --> 00:30:42,029 I THINK I'VE ONLY HAD THREE 859 00:30:37,028 --> 00:30:42,029 MUSICAL AUDITIONS IN MY WHOLE 860 00:30:42,029 --> 00:30:48,000 LIFE, AND "EVAN HANSON" WAS ONE 861 00:30:42,029 --> 00:30:48,000 OF THEM. 862 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,002 SO, IT FEELS INSANE THAT I'M 863 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,002 GOING TO BE A PART OF THAT 864 00:30:50,002 --> 00:30:51,014 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO A 865 00:30:50,002 --> 00:30:51,014 A MUSICAL. 866 00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:53,004 >> Jimmy: HOW DID THE OTHER TWO 867 00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:53,004 AUDITIONS GO 868 00:30:53,004 --> 00:30:56,029 NOT SO GOOD? 869 00:30:53,004 --> 00:30:56,029 >> WELL, NOT SO GOOD, BUT THEY 870 00:30:56,029 --> 00:30:59,017 WERE OKAY. 871 00:30:56,029 --> 00:30:59,017 >> Jimmy: I HAD THE WORST 872 00:30:59,017 --> 00:31:03,025 AUDITION EVER IN THE HISTORY OF 873 00:30:59,017 --> 00:31:03,025 THE BUSINESS 874 00:31:03,025 --> 00:31:07,006 I AUDITIONED TO BE ON BROADWAY 875 00:31:03,025 --> 00:31:07,006 TO BE FRANKENSTEIN 876 00:31:07,006 --> 00:31:08,023 >> ON BROADWAY 877 00:31:07,006 --> 00:31:08,023 >> Jimmy: DUDE, IT WAS, I'LL 878 00:31:08,023 --> 00:31:11,006 NEVER FORGET IT, I'M HONESTLY 879 00:31:08,023 --> 00:31:11,006 GETTING, I'M ABOUT TO VOMIT 880 00:31:11,006 --> 00:31:15,019 RIGHT NOW. 881 00:31:11,006 --> 00:31:15,019 BECAUSE I REMEMBER GOING TO AN 882 00:31:15,019 --> 00:31:17,015 APARTMENT -- I'M NOT GOING TO 883 00:31:15,019 --> 00:31:17,015 SAY WHO WAS WHO WAS CASTING ME, 884 00:31:17,015 --> 00:31:21,029 BUT THE PIANO PLAYER WAS THERE, 885 00:31:17,015 --> 00:31:21,029 AND I GO, I'M JUST GOING TO 886 00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:24,018 SING "PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ. 887 00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:24,018 I GO, "YEAH I CAN DO IT. 888 00:31:24,018 --> 00:31:26,024 IF UO'RE BLUE AND YOU --." 889 00:31:24,018 --> 00:31:26,024 I GO, "GOT IT. 890 00:31:26,024 --> 00:31:28,003 I GET THERE AND THEY GO, "YEAH, 891 00:31:26,024 --> 00:31:28,003 WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT 892 00:31:28,003 --> 00:31:30,015 SONG, WE WANT TO HEAR THIS NEW 893 00:31:28,003 --> 00:31:30,015 SONG." 894 00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:32,001 AND I GO "OH, HERE'S WHERE I 895 00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:32,001 GET BUSTED 896 00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:34,016 BECAUSE I'M NOT A REAL ACTOR OR 897 00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:34,016 A SINGER." 898 00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:36,019 AND IT WAS SO BAD. 899 00:31:34,016 --> 00:31:36,019 EVERYONE FELT SO BAD IN THE 900 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:39,004 ROOM 901 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:39,004 IT WAS AWFUL 902 00:31:39,004 --> 00:31:41,026 AND I REMEMBER, I WAS SO 903 00:31:39,004 --> 00:31:41,026 EMBARRASSED WHEN I WENT HOME 904 00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:43,001 AND IT WAS COLD, IT WAS 905 00:31:41,026 --> 00:31:43,001 DECEMBER, AND THERE WAS STEAM 906 00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:47,007 COMING OFF OF MY BODY. 907 00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:47,007 THAT'S HOW EMBARRASSED I WAS 908 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:50,022 IT'S LIKE A BLOCK OF - 909 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:50,022 >> MY OTHER, MY OTHER MUSICAL 910 00:31:50,022 --> 00:31:55,010 AUDITION, THAT'S EXACTLY THE 911 00:31:50,022 --> 00:31:55,010 SAME THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME 912 00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:56,014 THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH, NO, 913 00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:56,014 YOU'RE SINGING IN THE WRONG 914 00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:57,021 KEY, IT'S ACTUALLY SEVERAL KEYS 915 00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:57,021 HIGHER THAN WHAT YOU HAVE COME 916 00:31:57,021 --> 00:32:04,008 IN TO SING." 917 00:31:57,021 --> 00:32:04,008 SO, IT WAS LIKE, "OH, GREAT, I 918 00:32:04,008 --> 00:32:08,014 DON'T HAVE THAT PREPARED." 919 00:32:04,008 --> 00:32:08,014 >> Jimmy: WELL, I MEAN, YOU'RE 920 00:32:08,014 --> 00:32:10,028 IN A BAND WITH YOUR SISTER, 921 00:32:08,014 --> 00:32:10,028 MADDIE 922 00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:13,007 >> YES 923 00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:13,007 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE CALLED, IS IT 924 00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:15,017 "BEULAH BELLE? 925 00:32:13,007 --> 00:32:15,017 >> YES 926 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:18,028 >> Jimmy: YOU JUST RELEASED 927 00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:18,028 A NEW SONG "BEING YOU. 928 00:32:18,028 --> 00:32:21,000 IT'S AWESOME 929 00:32:18,028 --> 00:32:21,000 CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. 930 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,025 >> THANKS, JIMMY 931 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,025 >> Jimmy: BUT THAT WASN'T YOUR 932 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:27,020 FIRST BAND WITH YOUR SISTER, 933 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:27,020 APPARENTLY 934 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:32,014 >> IT, IT WAS NOT. 935 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:32,014 WE USED TO BE CALLED "HOT 936 00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:37,022 PINK." 937 00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:37,022 WHICH, I THINK IS A GREAT NAME, 938 00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:42,026 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY WE CHANGED 939 00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:42,026 IT 940 00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:45,004 >> Jimmy: THIS IS BIZARRE, BUT 941 00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:45,004 WE ACTUALLY TALKED TO SOME 942 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:46,011 PEOPLE AND GOT UNSEEN FOOTAGE 943 00:32:45,004 --> 00:32:46,011 FROM AN EARLY PERFORMANCE OF 944 00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:50,021 YOURS. 945 00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:50,021 CHECK OUT YOU ON GUITAR, THIS 946 00:32:50,021 --> 00:33:02,010 IS PRETTY AWESOME. 947 00:32:50,021 --> 00:33:02,010 ♪ ♪ 948 00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:05,000 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH! 949 00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:05,000 >> THE COMMITMENT I HAD TO, I 950 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,005 THINK I REMEMBER TELLING MY 951 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,005 SELF, I NEED TO GET DOWN ON MY 952 00:33:06,005 --> 00:33:12,021 KNEES AND REALLY GET INTO IT, 953 00:33:06,005 --> 00:33:12,021 AND THEN I QUICKLY GOT UP. 954 00:33:12,021 --> 00:33:15,020 I WAS NOT DOWN ON THE GROUND, I 955 00:33:12,021 --> 00:33:15,020 GOT UP SO FAST 956 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:17,018 >> Jimmy: YOU ROCKED 957 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:17,018 THAT IS ONE OF THE COOLEST 958 00:33:17,018 --> 00:33:20,010 THINGS 959 00:33:17,018 --> 00:33:20,010 HEY, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 960 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,014 PROJECTS 961 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,014 BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MANY 962 00:33:22,014 --> 00:33:24,012 BESIDES "DEAR EVAN HANSON. 963 00:33:22,014 --> 00:33:24,012 YOU HAVE A MOVIE OUT NOW ON HBO 964 00:33:24,012 --> 00:33:27,024 AND HBO MAX CALLED "COASTAL 965 00:33:24,012 --> 00:33:27,024 ELITES." 966 00:33:27,024 --> 00:33:32,002 HOW DID YOU GET IN THAT? 967 00:33:27,024 --> 00:33:32,002 >> I GOT A CALL FROM JAY ROACH, 968 00:33:32,002 --> 00:33:38,028 WHO'S THE DIRECTOR, AND HE 969 00:33:32,002 --> 00:33:38,028 ASKED ME TO PLAY THE NURSE 970 00:33:38,028 --> 00:33:40,005 THERE'S ALL THESE FIVE SEPARATE 971 00:33:38,028 --> 00:33:40,005 MONOLOGUES ABOUT ALL OF THESE 972 00:33:40,005 --> 00:33:41,010 DIFFEENT CHARACTERS TALKING 973 00:33:40,005 --> 00:33:41,010 ABOUT THEIR FRUSTRATION ABOUT 974 00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:50,016 THE CURRENT STATE OF THE WORLD, 975 00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:50,016 AND HE ASKED ME TO BE IN IT. 976 00:33:50,016 --> 00:33:51,023 AND DAN LEVY, AND SARAH PAULSON 977 00:33:50,016 --> 00:33:51,023 AND EASON, AND I WAS JUST SORT 978 00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:58,026 OF LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE 979 00:33:51,023 --> 00:33:58,026 THIS IS A LOT OF PRESSURE. 980 00:33:58,026 --> 00:34:00,018 BUT IT WAS REALLY INCREDIBLE TO 981 00:33:58,026 --> 00:34:00,018 BE ABLE TO SHOOT SOMETHING IN 982 00:34:00,018 --> 00:34:03,013 QUARANTINE 983 00:34:00,018 --> 00:34:03,013 IT WAS WILD. 984 00:34:03,013 --> 00:34:04,019 >> Jimmy: IT'S REALLY A COOL 985 00:34:03,013 --> 00:34:04,019 THING TO WATCH 986 00:34:04,019 --> 00:34:06,012 IT'S GREAT 987 00:34:04,019 --> 00:34:06,012 YOU ALSO HAVE A NEW SERIES ON 988 00:34:06,012 --> 00:34:09,026 HULU CALLED "MONSTER LAND. 989 00:34:06,012 --> 00:34:09,026 IT PREMIERS TOMORROW 990 00:34:09,026 --> 00:34:13,018 HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS 991 00:34:09,026 --> 00:34:13,018 ONE? 992 00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:14,024 >> "MONSTER LAND" SORT OF 993 00:34:13,018 --> 00:34:14,024 FOLLOWS SEVERAL CHARACTERS, WE 994 00:34:14,024 --> 00:34:16,002 FOLOW, SORT OF THESE BROKEN AND 995 00:34:14,024 --> 00:34:16,002 TROUBLED PEOPLE WHO ARE FORCED 996 00:34:16,002 --> 00:34:17,004 TO SORT OF COPE WITH THE 997 00:34:16,002 --> 00:34:17,004 DARKEST PARTS OF THEMSELVES, 998 00:34:17,004 --> 00:34:18,007 AND I PLAY A YOUNG GIRL NAMED 999 00:34:17,004 --> 00:34:18,007 TONI WHO IS A MOTHER TO 1000 00:34:18,007 --> 00:34:34,021 A 4-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 1001 00:34:18,007 --> 00:34:34,021 AND SHE'S ALSO TRYING TO COPE 1002 00:34:34,021 --> 00:34:38,017 WITH JUST, MY CHARACTER IS JUST 1003 00:34:34,021 --> 00:34:38,017 TRYING TO COPE WITH HER INNER 1004 00:34:38,017 --> 00:34:39,023 MONSTER AS WELL, AND IT'S THE 1005 00:34:38,017 --> 00:34:39,023 FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER PLAYED 1006 00:34:39,023 --> 00:34:49,018 A MOM IN MY LIFE 1007 00:34:39,023 --> 00:34:49,018 AND IT WAS ALSO THE FIRST TIME 1008 00:34:49,018 --> 00:34:54,005 I DID A CAJUN FRENCH ACCENT, 1009 00:34:49,018 --> 00:34:54,005 WHICH IS AS DIFFICULT AS IT 1010 00:34:54,005 --> 00:34:57,022 SOUNDS 1011 00:34:54,005 --> 00:34:57,022 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1012 00:34:57,022 --> 00:35:00,020 >> YEAH. 1013 00:34:57,022 --> 00:35:00,020 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF 1014 00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,004 THE PARK 1015 00:35:01,004 --> 00:35:03,003 HERE'S CAITLYN DEVER IN 1016 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,003 "MONSTER LAND", TAKE A LOOK AT 1017 00:35:02,021 --> 00:35:03,003 THIS 1018 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:11,000 >> WHERE ARE YOU FROM, ALEX? 1019 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:11,000 >> NEARBY. 1020 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,003 >> YOU LIEIN' ALREADY. 1021 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,003 >> WHY DO YOU ASSUME THAT I'M 1022 00:35:14,003 --> 00:35:21,018 LYING? 1023 00:35:14,003 --> 00:35:21,018 >> CAUSE YOU AIN'T TALKIN' 1024 00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,002 FLAT 1025 00:35:21,018 --> 00:35:23,002 FOLKS HERE SOUND LIKE THEY GOT 1026 00:35:23,002 --> 00:35:30,023 THE LETTER "G" AWAY FROM THE 1027 00:35:23,002 --> 00:35:30,023 ALPHABET 1028 00:35:30,023 --> 00:35:34,004 >> I'M HERE DOING A JOB. 1029 00:35:30,023 --> 00:35:34,004 >> OH, SURE. 1030 00:35:34,004 --> 00:35:36,024 THEN YOU BETTER HEAL UP AND 1031 00:35:34,004 --> 00:35:36,024 MAKE A STRAIGHT STORY, BECAUSE 1032 00:35:36,024 --> 00:35:42,021 TROUBLE DON'T MAKE PAY DATE. 1033 00:35:36,024 --> 00:35:42,021 >> WELL, I'M NO TROUBLE. 1034 00:35:42,021 --> 00:35:45,006 >> YEAH, AND I'M THE QUEEN OF 1035 00:35:42,021 --> 00:35:45,006 SHEBA. 1036 00:35:45,006 --> 00:35:46,019 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 1037 00:35:45,006 --> 00:35:46,019 CAITLYN DEVER. 1038 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:49,014 "COASTAL ELITES" IS ON HBO AND 1039 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:49,014 HBO MAX NOW. 1040 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:53,005 AND "MONSTER LAND" PREMIERS 1041 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:53,005 TOMORROW ON HULU 1042 00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,008 THANK YOUSO MUCH AGAIN FOR 1043 00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:54,008 COMING OUT, KAITLYN. 1044 00:35:54,008 --> 00:35:56,007 I APPRECIATE IT. 1045 00:35:54,008 --> 00:35:56,007 >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. 1046 00:35:56,007 --> 00:35:57,020 THANKS FOR HAVING ME 1047 00:35:56,007 --> 00:35:57,020 THIS IS AWESOME. 1048 00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:58,022 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 1049 00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:58,022 WITH ANOTHER AMAZING 1050 00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:01,011 PERFORMANCE FROM BTS 1051 00:35:58,022 --> 00:36:01,011 COME ON BACK 1052 00:36:01,011 --> 00:36:16,018 ♪ 1053 00:36:01,011 --> 00:36:16,018 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE SONG 1054 00:36:16,018 --> 00:36:21,007 "MIKROKOSMOS" FROM THEIR HIT 1055 00:36:18,006 --> 00:36:21,007 ALBUM, "MAP OF THE SOUL: 1056 00:36:18,022 --> 00:36:21,007 PERSONA," HERE IS BTS. 1057 00:36:32,028 --> 00:36:50,013 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1058 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:19,020 ♪ LET US SHINE ♪ 1059 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:19,020 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1060 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:22,028 ♪ OKA 1061 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:22,028 LET'S GO 1062 00:37:22,028 --> 00:37:26,009 YOU GOT ME ♪ 1063 00:37:22,028 --> 00:37:26,009 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1064 00:37:26,009 --> 00:37:28,002 ♪ I GOT YOU ♪ 1065 00:37:28,002 --> 00:37:54,011 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1066 00:37:35,024 --> 00:37:54,011 ♪ HEY ♪ 1067 00:37:36,027 --> 00:37:54,011 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1068 00:38:06,029 --> 00:38:11,017 ♪ WORLD ♪ 1069 00:38:06,029 --> 00:38:11,017 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1070 00:38:11,017 --> 00:38:14,015 ♪ LET US SHINE ♪ 1071 00:38:11,017 --> 00:38:14,015 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1072 00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:28,002 ♪ ONE ♪ 1073 00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:28,002 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1074 00:38:28,002 --> 00:38:30,027 ♪ OKA 1075 00:38:28,002 --> 00:38:30,027 LET'S GO 1076 00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:34,016 YOU GOT ME ♪ 1077 00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:34,016 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1078 00:38:34,016 --> 00:38:52,003 ♪ I GOT YOU ♪ 1079 00:38:34,016 --> 00:38:52,003 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1080 00:38:52,003 --> 00:38:53,003 ♪ HEY ♪ 1081 00:38:53,003 --> 00:39:18,019 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1082 00:38:57,021 --> 00:39:18,019 ♪ HEY ♪ 1083 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:18,019 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1084 00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:24,007 ♪ YOU GOT ME ♪ 1085 00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:24,007 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1086 00:39:24,007 --> 00:39:27,019 ♪ I GOT YOU ♪ 1087 00:39:24,007 --> 00:39:27,019 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1088 00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:36,005 ♪ LET'S GO ♪ 1089 00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:36,005 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1090 00:39:36,005 --> 00:39:45,001 ♪ LET'S GO ♪ 1091 00:39:36,005 --> 00:39:45,001 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1092 00:39:45,001 --> 00:39:50,028 ♪ TONIGHT 1093 00:39:45,001 --> 00:39:50,028 HEY ♪ 1094 00:39:50,028 --> 00:40:09,019 [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE 1095 00:39:50,028 --> 00:40:09,019 >> LOVE YOU! 1096 00:40:09,019 --> 00:40:11,022 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1097 00:40:09,019 --> 00:40:11,022 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 1098 00:40:11,022 --> 00:40:12,024 MICHAEL CHE, COLIN JOST, 1099 00:40:11,022 --> 00:40:12,024 KAITLYN DEVER, BTS, AND THE 1100 00:40:12,024 --> 00:40:18,011 ROOTS. 1101 00:40:12,024 --> 00:40:18,011 THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING 1102 00:40:18,011 --> 00:40:21,003 AND SUSAN STROMAN, IF YOU'RE 1103 00:40:18,011 --> 00:40:21,003 WATCHING 1104 00:40:21,003 --> 00:40:22,015 ♪ 1105 00:40:21,003 --> 00:40:22,015 ♪ IF YOU'RE BLU 1106 00:40:22,015 --> 00:40:24,005 AND YOU DON'T KNOW 1107 00:40:22,015 --> 00:40:24,005 WHERE TO GO TO ♪ 1108 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:27,010 ♪ WHY DON'T YOU G 1109 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:27,010 WHERE FASHION SITS 1110 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:32,023 PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ ♪ 1111 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:32,023 ♪ DIFFERENT TYPES OF WEAR 1112 00:40:32,023 --> 00:40:34,026 ALL DAY COAT PANTS ♪ 1113 00:40:32,023 --> 00:40:34,026 ♪ WITH STRIPES AND CUT AWAY 1114 00:40:34,026 --> 00:40:39,027 COATS FOR PERFECT FITS 1115 00:40:34,026 --> 00:40:39,027 PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ ♪ 1116 00:40:39,027 --> 00:40:46,007 ♪ DRESSED UP LIKE A 1117 00:40:39,027 --> 00:40:46,007 MILLION DOLLAR TROOPER 1118 00:40:46,007 --> 00:40:49,002 TRYING HARD TO LOO 1119 00:40:46,007 --> 00:40:49,002 LIKE GARY COOPER ♪ 1120 00:40:49,002 --> 00:40:51,005 ♪ SUP 68904

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