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This programme contains
strong and saucy language.
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Serious question,
have you ever been in love?
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Fred's so fit, isn't he?
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He just oozes sex.
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Get here, Fred!
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SHE GUFFAWS
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This is the First Dates Restaurant.
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Wow!
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These hopefuls...
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Oh, wow.
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..are about to take a chance...
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Pow!
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HE SINGS HIGH NOTE
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..on a real blind date.
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Are you who I think you are?
It's great to be here!
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Oh, my God!
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We're both going fingers in.
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MUFFLED: Fingers in.
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For some...
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There you are, darling.
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You're so cheesy!
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Oh, he likes me.
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Doll, you can tell, seriously!
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..passions will ignite...
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Do you actually know my name, by the
way?
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..but the course of true love...
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You just kissed me and you don't
know my name!
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..never did run smooth.
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Oh, my God!
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Ready? Pew!
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Pew, pew, pew!
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Really?
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What happens next...
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So, then...
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..is down to them.
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Here I go.
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One...
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BOTH: ..two, three...
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I definitely want another one of
these in a minute.
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God, slow down! Don't want to get
smashed now, do you?
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Remember what happened the last
time?
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HE LAUGHS
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# Get this party started on a
Saturday night
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# Everybody's waiting for me... #
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Hiya. You OK?
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What happened to your voice?
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I... I lost it a little bit in town
last night.
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Are you a party girl? No.
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No? Just last night, then?
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Oh, gosh! You know that was a lie,
then. I am a party girl.
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# I'm coming up
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# So, you better get this party
started. #
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You can get so caught up on how
people look,
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but I'd rather be with somebody that
I actually had the best time
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and the most amount of fun I could
possibly have.
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Agreed.
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I party hard...
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LAUGHING: ..and then come home on my
own!
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Well, we're not ready to go home.
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You're not ready to go home.
The party goes on.
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SHE LAUGHS
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I'll go for a Peroni, and I will
have a tequila as well.
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I'm where I want to be with my life
and I'm happy,
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and I want to share that and enjoy
the good times.
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How do you like your tequila?
Slammer, please.
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Slammer? Yes. Ooh!
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Give me a fun guy who loves life
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and loves a tequila.
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This is Welsh beautician Nikita.
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I do like to think of myself not as
a Swansea girl.
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I think... I love Swansea girls
kind of thing.
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They're up for a laugh, which is
quite like me,
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but I feel like...
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Actually, no. Yeah, I am.
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I am definitely a Swansea girl,
yeah!
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I feel fresh as a daisy. One's
enough?
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One's enough, just for now, anyway.
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For now, OK.
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Maybe I am a bit of a ladette.
I do love my local.
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And I love to chant,
"Oggy, oggy, oggy! Oi, oi, oi!"
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But I've got my own business -
a successful business -
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so I do take life seriously.
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It's just finding the missing piece,
I suppose.
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Tell me, what sort of guy
are you looking for?
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Somebody with a cracking
sense of humour, do you know? Yes.
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Let's have some fun.
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I haven't met somebody that I can
have some fun with, who can keep up.
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So, I think that's why
nothing's ever really worked -
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because I've never met my match.
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# I get knocked down... #
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Hoping to rev up Nikita's engine
is car mechanic Rhys.
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I'd personally say I was
the best-looking man in the village.
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A lot of people would say otherwise,
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but they don't really know
what they're talking about.
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# I get knocked down,
but I get up again... #
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Hello, how are you? How are you?
Are you a party man? Yes. Are you?
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What did you do last night?
Had a few drinks. Did you?
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
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Welsh girls can drink. Welsh girls
are something else for drinking.
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They are ridiculous. It is mad.
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They will drink with you, fight you
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and try and sleep with you
on the same night.
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It's mad. I love it.
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You all right? Yeah, I'm good,
thanks. I'm Rhys. Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
What's your name? Nikita. Nikita.
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Where are you from? Swansea.
Are you? Where are you from?
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Like, Lampeter. Yeah!
What can I get you?
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I am gasping for a pint.
You're gasping for a...
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Yeah, yeah. A toast. Sound, yeah.
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I probably will be
absolutely bricking it in there.
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I get the worst anxiety ever.
It's mainly dates.
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Just the idea of a date,
just having to sit across a table
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from someone
you've never met before.
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What do you do as work, then?
Do you work? I do lashes.
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I've got big lashes.
Have you? Have I?
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I'm sure someone told me before.
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I'm not going to dampen your ego,
but I'll go with what you say.
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SHE LAUGHS
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What do you do?
I'm a lorry mechanic. Oh, OK. Lush.
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In a place called Llanybydder.
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Sorry? Llanybydder.
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Is that Welsh? Yeah.
Course it is Welsh.
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Do you speak Welsh, then? Welsh used
to give me a migraine in school.
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What actual school did you go to,
then? A rough one. Yeah?
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That's mad.
THEY LAUGH
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Banging.
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Oh, fucking hell!
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Right, you party animals,
are you ready?
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Yeah, all good. OK, let's go.
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Thank you.
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Do you know these straws -
are these made of wood? Of what?
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Are they made of wood?
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Would you say "wud" or "wood"?
Wood. I say "wud".
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HE SIGHS
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Hello, sir. Hello, Merlin.
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How are you?
I'm very good, thank you.
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Can I get you a drink? Can I just
have an orange juice, please?
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Yeah, of course.
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This is fitness instructor Selvin,
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who's on a mission
to get hearts racing.
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Do you date much?
I never have done. I didn't...
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The average guys out
chatting up girls
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and going out and whatever,
I've just never done that.
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I've always just liked
to meet women,
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and when I meet them,
I just talk to them and whatever.
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I curse When Harry Met Sally
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because a Hollywood production
gave the impression that
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you can meet a girl casually,
become friends with her,
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and a couple of years down the road,
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she'll want to make
passionate love to you.
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In real life, you get friend-zoned,
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and it's easier to get out
of Alcatraz prison
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than to get out of the friend zone.
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What do you do in your spare time,
Selvin? I go to shows.
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I like dance shows. Do you dance,
as well? I do. What do you dance?
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Probably body popping
and a bit of moonwalking
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and things like that, as well, so...
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MERLIN CHUCKLES
..I do do a bit.
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HE LAUGHS
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Come hither. Good timing.
Austin, Selvin. Selvin, Austin.
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Hello. It's good to meet you.
And yourself.
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You see, Austin body pops. Does he?
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I am the king of body popping
here at the First Dates restaurant.
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Really? Yeah, it's great.
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You may well have a challenger
in your midst.
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I have a challenger? Oh!
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I think I'm quite shy.
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That being said, my desire to dance
or joke around is greater.
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All right, you do a little freestyle
and pass it to me,
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and then we'll see
what's going on. OK.
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I just love dancing.
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I'm the first one on the dance floor
and the last one to get off it.
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Yes! Mm! Ooh!
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Oh! Pow! Pow!
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There is always going to be someone
who's going to appreciate me...
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..so I'm just prepared to wait
until that person comes along.
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It's not Britain's Got Talent,
you know.
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THEY LAUGH
He started it!
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We're here to find him a date.
THEY LAUGH
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A song that I have to get
on the dance floor,
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no matter what - Luther Vandross.
I'm the first one there.
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MUSIC: Never Too Much
by Luther Vandross
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Selvin's date is 49-year-old
dancing queen Donna.
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Got the cameraman jigging, as well.
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Me? I dance like nobody's watching.
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I don't care if you come on
the dance floor. More space for me!
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My dream man? He's got to be
young at heart, confident.
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I've got the mime.
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A gentleman. I must state that word.
A gentleman.
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Every king has their queen.
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I think I deserve
to be somebody's queen again.
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Hello, how are you?
Good evening. How are you?
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What's your name, please? Donna.
Donna. That's a nice name.
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# I just don't want to stop
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# Too much, never too much,
never too much... #
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Can you move your body? Oh, yes.
My little two-step going. Really?
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Selvin, this is your date. Good
evening. How are you? You all right?
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Good to meet you.
Your name is...? Selvin. Selvin.
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He's a good dancer.
She's a good dancer, too. Ah.
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Little two-step going.
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What can I get you? I'll have
a glass of rose champagne.
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Coming right up.
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You look lovely today.
Thank you very much. Cheers.
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So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a fitness instructor part-time.
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It's quite interesting.
I'm into fitness.
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Yeah! A personal trainer!
THEY LAUGH
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Oh, I see. That's it, you know...
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Get mates' rates, everything!
Ooh, mates' rates!
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You've literally met me
two minutes ago,
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and you want a discount?
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THEY LAUGH
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What do you feel
you need to work on, then?
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From the neck...
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From the neck downwards?
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Shall I take you through?
Yes. Please.
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This is my third one.
Oh! I have to catch up.
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Oh!
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The connection Welsh people have is,
like... It's mad, like.
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Cos we are all just twats.
Basically, yeah. Yeah.
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I think that's a massive thing,
isn't it?
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Sorry I took so long.
That's all right. No worries.
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Nice tats, by the way. Thank you
very much. Are you covered?
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My chest. Up here, chest, leg...
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..bit of my ribs. Hey up,
what was that little smirk?
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Is there a secret tattoo?
Yeah. I thought so.
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Right, right, right, imagine...
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Imagine a penis is a fireplace.
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I'm sorry? Sorry, start again.
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Imagine a penis is a fireplace.
Penis is a fireplace.
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If you look at the mantelpiece,
that's where my tattoo is.
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On your balls?
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No. Above! Mantelpiece is up,
not down. Oh, OK.
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I got it just above it.
What does it say?
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You can't really see it.
Let me check first.
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Check? What are you checking for?
Right...
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Are we good down there? Yeah, yeah.
Just checking. Everything OK?
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See? It says "lucky girl" on it.
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SHE GASPS
Oh, my God!
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My eyes are burning.
I'll explain to you now...
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Oh, my God. I don't want to see it.
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It says "lucky girl". Oh, my God.
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Hiya.
243
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He just go his pubic area out to
show me his tattoo.
244
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A lucky girl...above his penis.
245
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I'm quite controversial,
the things I do and say.
246
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And that is probably why I'm single.
247
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How are you doing?
I just get nervous.
248
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Oh, ooh, OK.
I was bricking it before.
249
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Was you? Yeah!
250
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I've literally only had two dates.
251
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One, maybe.
252
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I don't go on dates.
253
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That's the worst thing I've ever
done in my life.
254
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Genuine, that.
255
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I get mad anxiety.
Yeah.
256
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Do you feel nervous now,
are you OK?
257
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Yeah, I imagine I'm quite a pain in
the ass, like, to put up with.
258
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Be unconventional.
259
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Normal's boring.
260
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Yeah?
261
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Have you got any
embarrassing tattoos?
262
00:12:28,805 --> 00:12:31,405
Not as bad as that, no, I wouldn't
say...I wouldn't say that.
263
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No, genuine now.
264
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Oh, let's swiftly move on from that
cos I've had enough
265
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of that lucky girl.
266
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Have you got any siblings?
267
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Yeah, I've got a sister and she's
got a daughter now,
268
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so it's my first niece.
269
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So, no children? No, have you got
children?
270
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Yeah, I've got children. Yeah?
Boys, girls?
271
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Boy. Boy. Six.
No way!
272
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People might be surprised
but I'm a single mum
273
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to my six-year-old boy,
Oscar.
274
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I've got an alter ego, definitely,
you know?
275
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There's one side you see to me on a
night out
276
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and then the other side,
six days a week,
277
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is the mum that's sensible and
I'm softly spoken.
278
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We've got good rules
and regulations.
279
00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:09,765
What's he like, then? What's he do?
280
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What's his hobbies, does he like
sports? Yeah, loves football.
281
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No way!
282
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When you see in films when, like,
two people meet
283
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and they get that, like, immense
feeling of love,
284
00:13:20,005 --> 00:13:23,005
I've never had that with anybody
but I had that with Oscar
285
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and I just knew that he was going to
be the best thing to happen to me.
286
00:13:26,925 --> 00:13:30,125
Oh, my God, do you want to see what
he went as for Halloween?
287
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:33,525
Oh, my God, that's sick!
That's awesome!
288
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Because I've got a child,
it might put some people off
289
00:13:36,085 --> 00:13:40,645
but I think it's a really good way
of distinguishing men from boys.
290
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:43,285
Yeah, it's mad, like. I've been
around children and stuff before
291
00:13:43,285 --> 00:13:46,085
but it's like every day, they learn
something new and shit like that.
292
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Massive respect, it's not easy.
Thank you.
293
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All right, son.
294
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Do you have a particular song that
you can relate to?
295
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You remember Shalamar? Mm.
296
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And Jeffrey Daniel...
That's it, yeah.
297
00:14:05,325 --> 00:14:06,965
Night To Remember? Yeah.
298
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# Going to make this a night to
remember #.
299
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That's it!
# To remember #.
300
00:14:10,365 --> 00:14:11,645
Yeah, tune!
301
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I thought I've got to learn
how to do that.
302
00:14:13,365 --> 00:14:15,685
I went to, I think, Carnaby Street
and got the jacket
303
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that he was wearing.
304
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,485
I got some white gloves that he was
wearing. No...
305
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:21,405
Yes, I did.
306
00:14:21,405 --> 00:14:24,725
So, at the Christmas party,
you know, when I worked at the bank,
307
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you know, the song came on,
didn't it? Whatever.
308
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IMITATES THE INTRO
309
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Would you...
310
00:14:32,485 --> 00:14:34,805
..would you say that you're
a shy person?
311
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Um, semi-shy. Yeah.
312
00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:39,965
Being one of seven...
313
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..has...had its difficulties.
314
00:14:43,685 --> 00:14:46,565
We were perhaps a bit on the
poor side, you know,
315
00:14:46,565 --> 00:14:51,565
sharing the bed and there was never
a hell of a lot of food to eat.
316
00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:54,245
And all the luxuries like new
clothes
317
00:14:54,245 --> 00:14:57,165
and certainly holidays was just
non-existent.
318
00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:59,205
As soon as I was able to work,
I sort of just said,
319
00:14:59,205 --> 00:15:02,405
let me catch up on what I missed out
on when I was younger.
320
00:15:02,405 --> 00:15:05,525
I've been away and done some
really wild things, so...
321
00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:07,325
Like? Um...
322
00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:09,645
Tornado chasing in the Midwest.
323
00:15:09,645 --> 00:15:12,325
You're following that thing that's
probably going to kill you?
324
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THEY LAUGH
325
00:15:14,765 --> 00:15:19,765
I think I'm very unconventional in
so many aspects about life.
326
00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:24,285
I thing women, they don't know what
to make of me.
327
00:15:24,285 --> 00:15:27,805
I went running with the bulls in
Pamplona.
328
00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:30,325
And... What, tennis balls,
footballs, what sort of balls?
329
00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:32,125
Bulls. Oooh!
330
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,445
Bulls! Sorry!
331
00:15:34,445 --> 00:15:36,205
Tennis balls are not that scary at
all.
332
00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:38,885
Nah, I would not see that as fun,
unfortunately.
333
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,845
Do you smoke? Yeah.
334
00:15:42,845 --> 00:15:44,885
You? Yeah!
335
00:15:44,885 --> 00:15:48,965
I'm always so scared of saying
I'm a smoker. Yeah, me too.
336
00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:51,245
Will you ask where the
smoking area is?
337
00:15:52,805 --> 00:15:54,405
Just put your hand up.
338
00:15:54,405 --> 00:15:56,285
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
339
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I can't do it.
Go on, put your hand up.
340
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SHE LAUGHS
341
00:16:01,365 --> 00:16:03,085
Keep it up.
342
00:16:14,405 --> 00:16:17,485
How do I look on the camera?
Do I look nice?
343
00:16:17,485 --> 00:16:19,485
Do I look young and...?
344
00:16:19,485 --> 00:16:21,765
Fabulous!
I do, thank you.
345
00:16:23,165 --> 00:16:25,565
This is Kelly Ann,
346
00:16:25,565 --> 00:16:29,925
a former "it girl" who's been
turning heads for 50 years.
347
00:16:29,925 --> 00:16:32,245
These Summer of Love is bullshit.
348
00:16:33,405 --> 00:16:36,725
'70s was the period when it got
promiscuous, not the '60s.
349
00:16:36,725 --> 00:16:40,565
Very few people actually
had....girlfriends.
350
00:16:40,565 --> 00:16:44,165
We all moved around
and I loved it.
351
00:16:44,165 --> 00:16:46,005
SHE LAUGHS
352
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,365
Hello.
You're so elegant.
353
00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:50,045
Thank you.
What is your name, please?
354
00:16:50,045 --> 00:16:52,405
I'm Kelly Ann.
Kelly Ann.
355
00:16:52,405 --> 00:16:55,165
Are you a flirt?
Outrageous, I'm flirting with you!
356
00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:57,485
Haven't you noticed?
357
00:16:57,485 --> 00:16:59,525
What's wrong with the girl?
358
00:16:59,525 --> 00:17:01,485
What do you do in life?
359
00:17:01,485 --> 00:17:03,925
I'm a retired lady.
Are you retired?
360
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:05,925
Yeah, but I'm nearly 70.
361
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:08,245
Did you drink from the fountain
of youth?
362
00:17:08,245 --> 00:17:09,565
Yes. Wonderful! I think so.
363
00:17:09,565 --> 00:17:11,565
You must have done!
364
00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:15,565
I have a grandson. We were at the
bonfire party and he came up to me.
365
00:17:15,565 --> 00:17:19,885
He said, "Tom says, Gran,
that you're a GILF."
366
00:17:21,325 --> 00:17:23,285
So I said, "What's a GILF?"
367
00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:25,565
It's a granny I'd like to...
368
00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:27,125
Little devils!
369
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,485
The little devils.
370
00:17:29,685 --> 00:17:32,405
And so you retired from...
What did you use to do?
371
00:17:32,405 --> 00:17:34,765
I was a Bunny. You were a Bunny?
Yeah.
372
00:17:34,765 --> 00:17:37,125
Oh, well, I never, as in a...
As in a...? As in Playboy Bunny.
373
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,485
Yeah. As in Bunny... Oh, you know
the bunny dip?
374
00:17:39,485 --> 00:17:42,125
I know a...the Bunny Dip is
legendary. Yeah.
375
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,565
It's a proper full-length,
full costume.
376
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,685
You feel sexy and you feel like
you're in some great
377
00:17:48,685 --> 00:17:52,285
Hollywood movie,
a musical or something.
378
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:58,165
40 years later, this may be
ambitious of me.
379
00:17:58,165 --> 00:17:59,965
Whoa!
380
00:18:01,925 --> 00:18:05,245
I was probably the only girl out
of the whole of the
381
00:18:05,245 --> 00:18:09,285
London Playboy Club that actually
lived in the mansion in LA
382
00:18:09,285 --> 00:18:11,885
for three months and I met Hefner.
383
00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:14,325
He was never attracted to me.
384
00:18:14,325 --> 00:18:16,645
I'm just not his type,
I'm too boyish.
385
00:18:17,845 --> 00:18:21,845
I love it. No tits in your face,
no hair all over your dinner.
386
00:18:21,845 --> 00:18:24,165
I've a few dates with Jack
Nicholson.
387
00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:25,325
What was he like?
388
00:18:25,325 --> 00:18:27,645
Oh, Jack was great fun in those
days.
389
00:18:27,645 --> 00:18:30,045
Peter Cook, who's adorable.
390
00:18:30,045 --> 00:18:33,605
Who else? Jimmy Page, the guitarist
with Led Zeppelin.
391
00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:35,285
So, what are you looking for?
392
00:18:35,285 --> 00:18:36,765
I suppose, in a way...
393
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:39,805
You know, I've met people who do
the most boring jobs
394
00:18:39,805 --> 00:18:42,605
but have the most interesting
hobbies.
395
00:18:42,605 --> 00:18:45,605
I'd like a man that's been daring,
I'd like a daring man
396
00:18:45,605 --> 00:18:47,485
because I'm a daring girl.
397
00:18:48,765 --> 00:18:50,525
Where's my date?! He coming...
398
00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:52,365
I'm starting to think
you're my date.
399
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,925
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
400
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:57,245
This is distinguished
daredevil Steven.
401
00:18:57,245 --> 00:18:59,605
I'm an adrenaline junkie.
I mean, I motocross.
402
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,485
I've snapped a lot of bits
and pieces.
403
00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:04,885
My neck, pelvis, arm, back,
coccyx, ribs, fingers.
404
00:19:04,885 --> 00:19:08,445
Ripped that arm clean out, fractured
it, tore the ligaments.
405
00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:10,405
Collarbone four times.
406
00:19:10,405 --> 00:19:13,485
I mean, they had my name over the
hospital at one point.
407
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,845
the William Harvey in Ashford,
they had Stevie's Ward.
408
00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:17,805
Are you serious?!
No!
409
00:19:17,805 --> 00:19:19,565
THEY LAUGH
410
00:19:19,565 --> 00:19:21,925
How are you? Lovely to meet you.
Nice to meet you. And you.
411
00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:24,605
What's your name? Steve. Steve.
Yeah, you're there, Steve.
412
00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:29,685
It would be lovely to meet someone
that actually clicks
413
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:31,525
and has got chemistry.
414
00:19:31,525 --> 00:19:34,365
It'd be nice if, you know,
they've got a style about them
415
00:19:34,365 --> 00:19:36,325
and something different.
416
00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,685
Shall I get your coat, Steve?
Yes, thank you.
417
00:19:38,685 --> 00:19:41,245
If it did work out, what would that
mean to you?
418
00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:43,965
It would be lovely. Just...
It would be lovely.
419
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:45,725
Hello? Hello, how are you? Steven.
420
00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:47,725
I'm good, I'm Kelly Ann.
Kelly Ann.
421
00:19:47,725 --> 00:19:50,165
Hello, Steven. Lovely to meet you.
Nice to meet you. And you.
422
00:19:50,165 --> 00:19:52,485
Shall I take your scuff?
Yeah.
423
00:19:52,485 --> 00:19:54,365
Thank you.
424
00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:56,765
So, what do you do, are you
retired or are you still working?
425
00:19:56,765 --> 00:19:59,125
Well, I'm retired but I used
to be a model.
426
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:01,725
Yeah, I've done modelling in my
years...gone by.
427
00:20:01,725 --> 00:20:05,165
Have you? I'm not surprised, though,
because you do have a rather
428
00:20:05,165 --> 00:20:07,805
distinctive kind of cool
look about you.
429
00:20:07,805 --> 00:20:11,085
Thank you. What is... What is all
this, tattoos?
430
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,685
Lots. Tattoo, tattoo.
431
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:17,125
About 75%. No!
What, all over your body?
432
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,965
Yeah. How far down?
Uh, all over.
433
00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:23,525
Oh, my God! You know, I once saw the
best tattoo...
434
00:20:23,525 --> 00:20:25,845
..and it was on someone's penis.
Sorry! Lovely.
435
00:20:25,845 --> 00:20:28,165
Sorry, sorry, but... No, no.
436
00:20:28,165 --> 00:20:31,125
I didn't actually see it,
I saw a photo of it.
437
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,365
It was a perfect tattoo...
438
00:20:34,365 --> 00:20:36,365
..of Pinocchio.
439
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,125
THEY LAUGH
440
00:20:44,805 --> 00:20:47,285
You can sit down if you like.
OK, I might.
441
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:52,765
What's your first impressions?
Sound. When you walked in?
442
00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:55,365
What, so that's your first
impressions, you thought I'm sound?
443
00:20:55,365 --> 00:20:57,725
Oh, you're lovely. A nice
girl, you're a lovely girl.
444
00:20:57,725 --> 00:21:00,485
Did you like my dress?
Yeah, no, it's colourful.
445
00:21:00,485 --> 00:21:03,765
I mean...I...how many...do you go on
much dates? I love dating.
446
00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:06,925
Fact, I've only been on two ever.
You're lying! Honestly.
447
00:21:06,925 --> 00:21:09,485
I usually sort of date people who
are really confident
448
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,205
and quite sure of themselves.
449
00:21:11,205 --> 00:21:13,845
And I felt like he was really
nervous but it was quite endearing,
450
00:21:13,845 --> 00:21:16,605
as well, it was nice, you know,
because he was genuine.
451
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,805
How are we doing this?
I'll pay for it. OK.
452
00:21:20,805 --> 00:21:23,325
THEY LAUGH
Sound!
453
00:21:24,525 --> 00:21:26,485
Right, hiya.
454
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,805
You all right? You all right?
I'm laughing, honest to God.
455
00:21:28,805 --> 00:21:30,205
THEY LAUGH
456
00:21:31,405 --> 00:21:33,365
So...
457
00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:35,725
Would you like to go on a second
date?
458
00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:38,525
I'd...Yeah, I'd...I'd see you again,
just...
459
00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:40,245
..just see how it goes, yeah?
460
00:21:40,245 --> 00:21:42,045
Yes. Yes!
461
00:21:42,045 --> 00:21:43,805
Thank you. You're welcome.
462
00:21:43,805 --> 00:21:46,165
You know what you want in life,
you know...
463
00:21:46,165 --> 00:21:48,725
You've got your business. You are a
strong, independent woman.
464
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,165
I enjoyed it, no, I enjoyed it.
465
00:21:50,165 --> 00:21:51,885
I enjoyed it, I enjoyed it,
I enjoyed it.
466
00:21:51,885 --> 00:21:54,405
I'd definitely advise you to keep
the tattoo to yourself.
467
00:21:54,405 --> 00:21:56,725
If you ever...
468
00:21:56,725 --> 00:21:59,645
..think to yourself to get that out
in a restaurant again,
469
00:21:59,645 --> 00:22:01,525
I would say no.
470
00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:06,685
Just anywhere with some tequila,
please. Tequila!
471
00:22:13,805 --> 00:22:15,645
MIXER CLATTERS
472
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,045
How long have you been single?
Um...
473
00:22:19,045 --> 00:22:22,165
I haven't been out on a date
for a couple of years now.
474
00:22:22,165 --> 00:22:25,245
Is that due to a choice or time?
475
00:22:25,245 --> 00:22:27,925
Some of the guys I know will just
hit on to any woman... Yeah.
476
00:22:27,925 --> 00:22:29,765
..anywhere, any time.
477
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:33,445
But I just... I've never been
comfortable in doing that.
478
00:22:33,445 --> 00:22:36,485
Mm. But there's an argument I
should say things
479
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:38,525
in a slightly different way...
480
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,805
..which is...
481
00:22:40,805 --> 00:22:42,565
Hello, Donna.
482
00:22:42,565 --> 00:22:44,365
SHE LAUGHS
483
00:22:44,365 --> 00:22:46,325
My, you look fine!
484
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:47,525
SHE LAUGHS
485
00:22:48,765 --> 00:22:50,725
I'll be honest with you.
486
00:22:50,725 --> 00:22:53,925
Puberty came and went like a wet
weekend in Clacton.
487
00:22:53,925 --> 00:22:55,725
I didn't get hair on my chest.
488
00:22:55,725 --> 00:22:58,085
I didn't get no bass in my voice.
489
00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:00,565
I want to speak like Barry White.
490
00:23:02,325 --> 00:23:04,645
ADOPTING A DEEPER TONE: Hey, Donna.
491
00:23:04,645 --> 00:23:06,045
SHE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY
492
00:23:06,045 --> 00:23:08,365
Because let me ask you, then...
493
00:23:08,365 --> 00:23:10,965
HIGH PITCHED VOICE: Hi Donna.
ADOPTING DEEPER TONE: Hi, Donna.
494
00:23:10,965 --> 00:23:12,805
You tell me which has...?
495
00:23:12,805 --> 00:23:15,165
I'm not going to lie, the deep one
does sound more sexy!
496
00:23:15,165 --> 00:23:16,525
THEY LAUGH
497
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,805
There... There you have it.
498
00:23:18,805 --> 00:23:20,445
Let me get rid of these for you.
499
00:23:20,445 --> 00:23:24,005
I think if I could pick a voice that
I like, it's Colin Farrell.
500
00:23:24,005 --> 00:23:27,125
He's Irish and he's got like a...
It's not too deep...
501
00:23:27,125 --> 00:23:29,685
IN IRISH ACCENT: I'm Colin Farrell.
..but deep enough to be...
502
00:23:29,685 --> 00:23:31,725
Yeah, a little bit. Can you go
deeper? Go deeper.
503
00:23:31,725 --> 00:23:33,765
Top of the morning to you.
Ooh!
504
00:23:33,765 --> 00:23:36,365
I should lower my voice.
You should lower your voice.
505
00:23:38,645 --> 00:23:40,605
Have you got kids?
No, I haven't. No? No.
506
00:23:40,605 --> 00:23:43,365
It's just something... It's
just never happened.
507
00:23:43,365 --> 00:23:45,725
Married? I used to be married.
Yeah.
508
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,765
Separated three years now.
Oh, OK.
509
00:23:47,765 --> 00:23:49,685
When you got married, did you think
to yourself
510
00:23:49,685 --> 00:23:51,405
this was going to be forever,
then?
511
00:23:51,405 --> 00:23:53,765
Yeah, I think that's what
most...most women think.
512
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,125
You get married, yeah,
this is the one. Hmm.
513
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:58,925
But obviously my one wasn't the one,
do you know what I mean?
514
00:23:58,925 --> 00:24:01,205
I used to work long hours. Yeah.
515
00:24:01,205 --> 00:24:02,685
He messed about.
516
00:24:02,685 --> 00:24:04,765
So I just...
517
00:24:04,765 --> 00:24:07,725
..knocked on the head,
sort of thing. Mm.
518
00:24:07,725 --> 00:24:10,645
I just seen all these missed
calls.
519
00:24:10,645 --> 00:24:13,605
And then one of them stated,
oh, are you with her now,
520
00:24:13,605 --> 00:24:15,445
that's why you can't talk?
521
00:24:16,765 --> 00:24:19,245
So I says to him, well, would you
like to explain
522
00:24:19,245 --> 00:24:21,525
what this actually means?
523
00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:23,445
And his face just dropped.
524
00:24:23,445 --> 00:24:26,965
Black man but he went white.
SHE LAUGHS
525
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,325
It takes a lot of energy out to
hate somebody. Yeah.
526
00:24:29,325 --> 00:24:31,365
Do you know what I mean? So...
Yeah.
527
00:24:31,365 --> 00:24:33,685
It's how you progress and
move on from that hurt.
528
00:24:33,685 --> 00:24:35,965
Yeah, yeah.
529
00:24:35,965 --> 00:24:37,485
When your heart's broken...
530
00:24:37,485 --> 00:24:39,165
SHE EXHALES HEAVILY
531
00:24:39,165 --> 00:24:41,965
He's got to be a special man
if he breaks this again.
532
00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:44,405
Because it will just
shatter next time.
533
00:24:44,405 --> 00:24:46,005
So...
534
00:24:47,365 --> 00:24:49,925
I think the older I'm getting,
535
00:24:49,925 --> 00:24:52,565
I don't think I'm prepared to
settle. Yeah.
536
00:24:52,565 --> 00:24:55,245
For anything less than I think I
deserve, do you know what I mean?
537
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,245
Yeah. Probably why I'm still on my
own!
538
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,165
Yeah, no, no, that's actually quite
common.
539
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,485
You can make me laugh.
540
00:25:01,485 --> 00:25:03,885
Then that can only be a good sign.
Yeah.
541
00:25:03,885 --> 00:25:06,325
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
That I'm laughing, I'm joking.
542
00:25:06,325 --> 00:25:08,205
You get what I'm saying? Yeah.
543
00:25:10,205 --> 00:25:11,845
So other guys that you've dated,
544
00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,565
where did you meet them, then,
or...?
545
00:25:13,565 --> 00:25:15,565
I meet guys all over the place.
Do you?
546
00:25:15,565 --> 00:25:17,565
I mean, that sounds really bad!
547
00:25:17,565 --> 00:25:19,285
SHE LAUGHS
548
00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,205
You actually give them tickets
or whatever.
549
00:25:21,205 --> 00:25:23,245
Here's a ticket. Check.
550
00:25:23,245 --> 00:25:25,525
Next!
551
00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,365
Number 47, your time's up.
552
00:25:27,365 --> 00:25:29,325
Yeah, here we go, whatever.
553
00:25:29,325 --> 00:25:30,965
SHE LAUGHS
554
00:25:39,885 --> 00:25:42,125
Oh! Gotcha.
555
00:25:43,765 --> 00:25:47,725
Do you smoke? Yeah.
Breakfast is a cup of tea and a fag.
556
00:25:47,725 --> 00:25:52,445
Oh, me too. Give me five!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
557
00:25:53,565 --> 00:25:56,485
I'm really very proud of myself
because the last week,
558
00:25:56,485 --> 00:26:01,205
I've not had a cigarette
after 10 o'clock.
559
00:26:01,205 --> 00:26:04,565
Too many cigarettes before I try to
go to sleep keep you awake.
560
00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:06,925
Yeah. You know, most days
by 9 o'clock, 9.30,
561
00:26:06,925 --> 00:26:09,725
I'm done, going to bed.
You go to bed at 9 o'clock? Yeah.
562
00:26:09,725 --> 00:26:12,085
Do you? Yeah. Bloody hell, you're
boring.
563
00:26:12,085 --> 00:26:14,005
Not every night.
That's good to know.
564
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:17,885
Do you like to go to the cinema?
No, I go out-out.
565
00:26:17,885 --> 00:26:23,525
What do you go out to do?
I go to the casino. I do roulette.
566
00:26:23,525 --> 00:26:26,325
It's funny you should mention that,
because I used to be a bunny.
567
00:26:26,325 --> 00:26:30,325
Shut up. No, I'm not going to shut
up. I was a bunny. Really?
568
00:26:30,325 --> 00:26:32,205
And I was a blackjack dealer.
569
00:26:32,205 --> 00:26:35,285
I worked at a Playboy club. What as?
570
00:26:35,285 --> 00:26:39,965
As a busboy and then a cocktail
barman when I was 18 years old.
571
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:43,005
Oh, isn't that funny?
Stephen, I could have met you there.
572
00:26:44,085 --> 00:26:47,845
When I look back at those photos,
or some of those photos,
573
00:26:47,845 --> 00:26:50,325
I think, "God, you were lovely!"
574
00:26:50,325 --> 00:26:51,685
Youth is lovely.
575
00:26:51,685 --> 00:26:54,725
I hardly ever see any young people
who I don't think are beautiful.
576
00:26:54,725 --> 00:26:57,485
It's the skin, it's the whole thing.
577
00:26:57,485 --> 00:27:00,765
What year were you there? '73, '74.
578
00:27:00,765 --> 00:27:05,765
It is kind of daunting losing
your face and losing your looks.
579
00:27:08,205 --> 00:27:09,645
I might be a while.
580
00:27:09,645 --> 00:27:12,285
No matter how much you tell yourself
you're fine with that,
581
00:27:12,285 --> 00:27:14,085
most women are not fine with that.
582
00:27:14,085 --> 00:27:17,925
That's why they're injecting
and cutting open and my God,
583
00:27:17,925 --> 00:27:21,245
the temptation
is constantly looming.
584
00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:28,525
And I want someone that's going
to make me oblivious to this,
585
00:27:28,525 --> 00:27:30,005
to not care about that.
586
00:27:30,005 --> 00:27:31,525
That's pretty big.
587
00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:34,125
That's asking a lot from someone.
588
00:27:42,765 --> 00:27:45,925
Can you see I'm starting to wrinkle?
Oh, shut up.
589
00:27:47,645 --> 00:27:50,645
Do you know what I think
is key to young skin? Yeah?
590
00:27:51,325 --> 00:27:54,165
Sleep, spinach and water.
Oh, the three Ss.
591
00:27:55,325 --> 00:27:57,005
No, SSW!
592
00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:02,005
I don't get coughs, colds,
aches or pains
593
00:28:02,005 --> 00:28:06,685
or nothing like that at all, ever.
No, are you serious? Never-never?
594
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:11,125
I've been working for 37 years now.
Never a day off sick.
595
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:13,445
The thing is... Yeah?
596
00:28:13,445 --> 00:28:18,445
You know how they always say to you,
"Just in case I get hit by a bus"?
597
00:28:18,445 --> 00:28:19,725
It's the saying, innit? Yeah.
598
00:28:19,725 --> 00:28:21,965
I was actually hit by a bus!
599
00:28:26,725 --> 00:28:27,965
SHE KEEPS LAUGHING
600
00:28:27,965 --> 00:28:30,445
You were hit by a bus? Yes.
601
00:28:30,445 --> 00:28:34,965
I was, regrettably, struck by a bus.
602
00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:38,005
I'm sorry, that's so rude of me.
What number?!
603
00:28:39,765 --> 00:28:42,485
I thought there was a spark
when she was laughing.
604
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:47,525
Every woman I've ever met
605
00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:49,845
has said that she likes
a sense of humour in a man.
606
00:28:49,845 --> 00:28:52,125
Right, I've got to compose myself.
607
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,885
Sorry, go on! I'm listening.
608
00:28:54,885 --> 00:28:56,005
SHE GIGGLES AGAIN
609
00:28:56,005 --> 00:28:59,565
I wasn't watching where I was going
610
00:28:59,565 --> 00:29:02,445
and I was put on a stretcher
and I thought,
611
00:29:02,445 --> 00:29:04,285
"My sick record's
going to be gone now".
612
00:29:09,085 --> 00:29:11,445
He really did make me laugh.
He was really nice.
613
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:15,525
I haven't said anything!
Hot flush. Right!
614
00:29:15,525 --> 00:29:17,925
Would you like to see each other
again?
615
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:22,285
Yes, I'd like to see her again.
616
00:29:22,285 --> 00:29:25,325
Unfortunately not. Hmm.
617
00:29:25,325 --> 00:29:26,605
Well, that's been fun.
618
00:29:26,605 --> 00:29:28,965
That really has been fun.
I enjoyed it.
619
00:29:28,965 --> 00:29:30,645
It would be nice if we could
stay friends. Yeah.
620
00:29:30,645 --> 00:29:34,165
But anything romantically, you know
what I mean, it wasn't for me.
621
00:29:34,165 --> 00:29:39,045
OK, well... It's very nice of you
to be honest like that.
622
00:29:39,525 --> 00:29:42,205
Yeah, I just, like, um...
623
00:29:42,205 --> 00:29:44,765
..my men to sound like men.
624
00:29:44,765 --> 00:29:45,845
Thank you, Fred.
625
00:29:45,845 --> 00:29:48,485
IN DEEP VOICE: Deep?
626
00:29:48,485 --> 00:29:50,245
Deep.
627
00:29:50,245 --> 00:29:52,085
You told me you like it deep.
628
00:29:52,085 --> 00:29:53,565
You did say that.
629
00:29:56,485 --> 00:29:59,245
I gave you two versions in the
restaurant
630
00:29:59,245 --> 00:30:01,965
and I said to you,
"Which one do you prefer?"
631
00:30:01,965 --> 00:30:03,685
"Oh, I like it deep".
632
00:30:03,685 --> 00:30:04,685
You...
633
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:10,765
Have you got any friends you can...?
634
00:30:10,765 --> 00:30:13,485
Hook you up with? Yeah, hook me up
with. That's what I want to hear.
635
00:30:13,485 --> 00:30:17,325
I've been friend-zoned again. Again!
636
00:30:17,325 --> 00:30:19,925
Let me see you across the road!
SHE LAUGHS
637
00:30:19,925 --> 00:30:24,005
I'm sure it would not happen again,
it was just a one-off thing!
638
00:30:24,005 --> 00:30:27,805
There we are, now you're safe!
See you, babe.
639
00:30:41,245 --> 00:30:48,045
Question. Hmm? Is that even? Is that
even? Yeah. Cici, help me out here.
640
00:30:48,045 --> 00:30:51,445
She's better at this stuff than I
am, I'm bloody useless. Is it even?
641
00:30:51,445 --> 00:30:55,405
Yes, perfect. Excellent, thank
you. Strong beard. Thank you!
642
00:30:57,805 --> 00:31:02,325
This is 31-year-old ex-RAF driver
Aaron.
643
00:31:02,325 --> 00:31:05,485
So what's up with you
and dating generally?
644
00:31:05,485 --> 00:31:09,885
Um, I don't know, I've just not had
the confidence, really. Seriously?
645
00:31:09,885 --> 00:31:11,925
You don't look like you're
lacking confidence.
646
00:31:11,925 --> 00:31:15,285
But with girls, it's different.
You know how it is?
647
00:31:15,285 --> 00:31:20,325
You struggle? I'm really useless at
flirting. I'm literally shocking.
648
00:31:20,325 --> 00:31:23,645
When I fancy someone,
I'll go bright red.
649
00:31:23,645 --> 00:31:27,965
I'll start mixing up my words,
I'll start st-stuttering.
650
00:31:29,725 --> 00:31:34,125
How are you feeling? Nervous.
Oh, are you? Yeah.
651
00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:36,005
You've got lovely eyes,
by the way. Thank you.
652
00:31:36,005 --> 00:31:37,085
Really pretty eyes.
653
00:31:37,085 --> 00:31:39,765
Sometimes I can't pick up
when they're being flirty with me.
654
00:31:39,765 --> 00:31:44,125
You could be so obvious
and I'd be like... what?
655
00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:46,605
You do, lovely eyes. Thank you.
656
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:49,765
Thank you, Merlin.
Are they contacts?
657
00:31:49,765 --> 00:31:53,005
No, they're my real eyes. Gifted
with them.
658
00:31:53,005 --> 00:31:56,445
Pretty much the only thing
I have been gifted with.
659
00:31:56,445 --> 00:31:58,685
What sort of girls do you like?
660
00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:03,965
Um, I tend to like adventurous
sort of girls.
661
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:07,445
Someone that's happy to try things
out, that's the main thing,
662
00:32:07,445 --> 00:32:09,765
someone that's open-minded,
definitely.
663
00:32:09,765 --> 00:32:12,005
Thank you.
664
00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:20,365
Hello. Aaron's date
is 26-year-old support worker Jess.
665
00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:26,965
I'm spontaneous,
random and a whole lot of woman!
666
00:32:29,905 --> 00:32:31,925
I can't go anywhere without having
a little cheeky flirt,
667
00:32:31,925 --> 00:32:34,285
because I've been single for
so long that you just feel
668
00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:37,165
like you've got to make sure
the little light is still there,
669
00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:39,445
you're not getting those cobwebs.
670
00:32:39,445 --> 00:32:40,805
Hello, how are you?
671
00:32:40,805 --> 00:32:43,685
I'm very well, how are you? Very
good, thank you.
672
00:32:43,685 --> 00:32:46,765
What's your name? Jess.
Jess, fantastic.
673
00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:49,805
Ooh-la-la, this is quite an outfit.
674
00:32:49,805 --> 00:32:50,965
I look a bit red. Yes!
675
00:32:52,325 --> 00:32:54,765
Here we go, have fun. Thank you!
676
00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:56,805
HE LAUGHS
677
00:32:56,805 --> 00:33:01,125
No way! All right? I'm very well,
how are you? I'm good, yeah.
678
00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,845
Do you know each other? Yeah, we do.
679
00:33:04,845 --> 00:33:09,405
That's mad! Yeah. That is insane.
680
00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:11,725
Like, wow.
681
00:33:11,725 --> 00:33:15,085
Where do you know each other from?
Devon. Yeah, from our hometown.
682
00:33:15,085 --> 00:33:19,005
From your hometown? Yeah. What,
you went to school together? No.
683
00:33:19,005 --> 00:33:23,645
No? You guys had never entertained
the idea of dating before?
684
00:33:25,245 --> 00:33:27,725
We might have touched base
a little bit.
685
00:33:36,325 --> 00:33:40,685
My grandson's 20 and I tell him
everything. He's my best friend.
686
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,645
That's good.
687
00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:44,285
Yeah, and I take his advice
and if I don't take it,
688
00:33:44,285 --> 00:33:46,285
I always regret not taking it.
689
00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:50,765
Does he put you on the straight
and narrow like my daughter does?
690
00:33:50,765 --> 00:33:51,845
He does.
691
00:33:51,845 --> 00:33:54,165
How are you? Sorry to disturb you.
692
00:33:54,165 --> 00:33:57,245
I'll tell you what, there's more
rabbit than Sainsbury's.
693
00:33:57,245 --> 00:34:02,005
Me? I can't get a word in edgeways.
He hasn't stopped!
694
00:34:03,365 --> 00:34:05,685
That's good, though.
Have you got a lot in common?
695
00:34:05,685 --> 00:34:06,805
Even though I don't appear
696
00:34:06,805 --> 00:34:10,685
to have that many interests with
Stephen, I'm really enjoying myself.
697
00:34:10,685 --> 00:34:12,685
Good, because opposites attract.
698
00:34:12,685 --> 00:34:16,005
You are a striking couple.
He's a very sexy looking guy.
699
00:34:16,005 --> 00:34:20,365
He is, he's like a rock star. And a
rock star needs a beautiful girl.
700
00:34:20,365 --> 00:34:21,285
Yeah!
701
00:34:23,725 --> 00:34:28,125
Were you married?
Yeah. Are you divorced now? Yeah.
702
00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:31,605
I take it you've been married,
have you?
703
00:34:31,605 --> 00:34:34,725
Never. When did you get divorced?
704
00:34:34,725 --> 00:34:41,205
Not so long ago. Really? We was 18
years together. 18 years? Yeah.
705
00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:47,045
18 years together. It was a shame,
because I loved her to bits.
706
00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:50,765
And she left you? Well,
I was building the business up.
707
00:34:50,765 --> 00:34:55,925
My work ethic is 110%
and obviously,
708
00:34:55,925 --> 00:34:57,725
things got in the way and stuff like
that
709
00:34:57,725 --> 00:34:59,525
and then obviously, things happened.
710
00:35:00,645 --> 00:35:04,565
Yeah, she did have an affair and...
you know,
711
00:35:04,565 --> 00:35:08,205
and everybody else knows
except the person who should know.
712
00:35:08,205 --> 00:35:13,165
And when you see things,
it doesn't go in your head,
713
00:35:13,165 --> 00:35:14,845
you just don't realise.
714
00:35:14,845 --> 00:35:19,365
And then when someone says
something, you go, "Oh, my God".
715
00:35:19,365 --> 00:35:23,725
And it just goes, "Click, click,
click, click, click" in place.
716
00:35:23,725 --> 00:35:27,805
And you just feel a mug. Proper mug.
717
00:35:27,805 --> 00:35:29,845
Cigarette? Now? Yeah.
718
00:35:29,845 --> 00:35:34,365
It did kill me. It really killed me.
719
00:35:36,285 --> 00:35:38,605
Put me in, you know, like,
720
00:35:38,605 --> 00:35:42,045
a depression for about two years, I
think.
721
00:35:42,045 --> 00:35:44,885
I just went to work.
Did no social, nothing.
722
00:35:44,885 --> 00:35:48,525
But it'd be lovely to actually meet
someone and get on.
723
00:35:50,805 --> 00:35:53,645
Millions and millions of people out
there,
724
00:35:53,645 --> 00:35:57,085
and to find someone
that you're actually attracted to
725
00:35:57,085 --> 00:35:59,525
or fall for someone is very
difficult.
726
00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:02,925
Obviously at our age,
you have to deal with the...
727
00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:05,925
Baggage that comes with family.
The baggage, the kids.
728
00:36:05,925 --> 00:36:08,285
But to me when I'm in a
relationship,
729
00:36:08,285 --> 00:36:11,445
nothing else matters to me.
What, than the woman? Yeah.
730
00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:15,285
There are a lot of interesting
people, and you're very interesting.
731
00:36:24,005 --> 00:36:26,445
Hello! Hi. Hi, you all right?
732
00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:29,885
Hello. Do I hear right that you know
each other? Yes, we do.
733
00:36:29,885 --> 00:36:33,645
Have you dated before? Not...
734
00:36:33,645 --> 00:36:39,405
We might have had a little bit of...
of a fling! Wow.
735
00:36:40,885 --> 00:36:43,205
How are we doing with the menus?
736
00:36:43,205 --> 00:36:46,165
We'll go with the rum. Definitely,
OK. So rums, yeah?
737
00:36:46,165 --> 00:36:47,845
Rum. Thank you. Thank you very much.
738
00:36:51,085 --> 00:36:53,045
Did I meet you in Morrisons?
739
00:36:57,085 --> 00:36:58,365
Yeah. Yeah.
740
00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:01,925
That must be a long time ago now.
741
00:37:01,925 --> 00:37:04,405
I'll definitely want
one of these in a minute.
742
00:37:04,405 --> 00:37:06,765
Slow down, don't want to get
smashed, now, do you?
743
00:37:06,765 --> 00:37:09,245
Remember what happened
the last time.
744
00:37:09,245 --> 00:37:10,525
HE LAUGHS
745
00:37:15,685 --> 00:37:18,005
Obviously, you've not seen me
like this, have you?
746
00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:20,685
No, just Facebook. Yeah.
747
00:37:20,685 --> 00:37:23,805
So you've not seen the proper
beard. You look so happy, though.
748
00:37:23,805 --> 00:37:26,125
Yeah, I am.
749
00:37:27,405 --> 00:37:29,005
I'll be back.
750
00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:40,725
OK, I believe this one is yours.
Yeah. Thank you.
751
00:37:41,965 --> 00:37:45,765
How are you feeling? Yeah, good.
Nerves settled?
752
00:37:45,765 --> 00:37:50,605
Yeah, obviously because I know her.
Yeah, it's easier, right? Yeah.
753
00:37:50,605 --> 00:37:53,285
When was the last time you saw each
other before this? Long time ago.
754
00:37:53,285 --> 00:37:55,805
Long, long time ago when I was...
755
00:37:55,805 --> 00:37:57,245
Before.
756
00:37:57,245 --> 00:37:58,685
A female.
757
00:38:00,765 --> 00:38:04,645
You were female before? Yeah. Wow.
758
00:38:04,645 --> 00:38:07,565
I've only just started transitioning
now.
759
00:38:07,565 --> 00:38:09,885
So is this your first date
as a man? Yeah.
760
00:38:09,885 --> 00:38:11,125
Wow, that's massive!
761
00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:13,685
Yeah. Good for you.
762
00:38:13,685 --> 00:38:16,765
I really hope this goes the way
it should. Thank you. Good luck.
763
00:38:31,925 --> 00:38:34,605
When was the last time you dated
someone, then?
764
00:38:35,565 --> 00:38:38,605
Quite a while ago, to be honest.
765
00:38:38,605 --> 00:38:40,925
Before my transition...
766
00:38:40,925 --> 00:38:44,245
Like, before, I've not wanted to put
myself out there,
767
00:38:44,245 --> 00:38:47,605
and now that I'm kind of
comfortable with how I am
768
00:38:47,605 --> 00:38:49,925
and where I am at this stage,
769
00:38:49,925 --> 00:38:52,325
it's kind of like I'm happy to go
out, meet someone.
770
00:38:52,325 --> 00:38:53,925
That's so good.
771
00:38:55,285 --> 00:38:57,965
I knew from a very early age that I
was different,
772
00:38:57,965 --> 00:39:00,525
and I just was a little boy.
773
00:39:02,085 --> 00:39:04,925
When I was living as a woman, it was
really difficult.
774
00:39:06,085 --> 00:39:09,445
It took me a long time to actually
start my physical transition,
775
00:39:09,445 --> 00:39:11,365
but...yeah.
776
00:39:11,365 --> 00:39:13,805
I'm in such a better place now.
777
00:39:13,805 --> 00:39:17,605
Well, obviously, being the way that
I am, it's difficult.
778
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:20,045
For a straight girl to look at a
trans guy,
779
00:39:20,045 --> 00:39:22,725
they're not going to know what to
expect. Do you know what I mean?
780
00:39:22,725 --> 00:39:25,725
They wouldn't want to sleep with me
because I've not had surgery,
781
00:39:25,725 --> 00:39:27,005
you know what I mean?
782
00:39:27,005 --> 00:39:29,645
I suppose I've never really looked
at it like that because
783
00:39:29,645 --> 00:39:32,405
I've always said it is the person.
Yeah.
784
00:39:32,405 --> 00:39:34,085
Cos obviously, being bi.
785
00:39:34,085 --> 00:39:36,445
Obviously, you'd be accepting of it.
786
00:39:36,445 --> 00:39:37,645
Yeah.
787
00:39:38,685 --> 00:39:41,645
I take my hat off to you, honestly.
You're so brave.
788
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,085
See, I've never seen that.
789
00:39:43,085 --> 00:39:45,125
I don't understand when people say,
790
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,485
"You're amazing for doing this, for
coming out."
791
00:39:47,485 --> 00:39:50,445
Because some people have had such a
hard time coming out,
792
00:39:50,445 --> 00:39:53,485
so, for you to do it and embrace it,
and you're so...
793
00:39:53,485 --> 00:39:54,885
Like, you're so you.
794
00:39:54,885 --> 00:39:56,525
It can be really lonely, and
obviously,
795
00:39:56,525 --> 00:39:58,525
going through what I'm going through
as well,
796
00:39:58,525 --> 00:40:02,045
to share the experience and to
share all the things.
797
00:40:02,045 --> 00:40:06,045
This monumentous time, it's also
been...
798
00:40:06,045 --> 00:40:07,565
Yeah, it's so exciting,
799
00:40:07,565 --> 00:40:10,485
and for somebody else to be excited
for me,
800
00:40:10,485 --> 00:40:12,085
you know, brilliant.
801
00:40:12,085 --> 00:40:15,845
So, sounds funny, but if things
were different,
802
00:40:15,845 --> 00:40:17,805
do you think we'd go together?
803
00:40:17,805 --> 00:40:20,085
I think we would have.
804
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,165
Yeah.
805
00:40:22,285 --> 00:40:23,525
Fate.
806
00:40:34,445 --> 00:40:36,285
Hi, darling. It's Gran.
807
00:40:36,285 --> 00:40:38,005
Hey, Gran, how are you doing?
808
00:40:38,005 --> 00:40:40,925
Oh, yeah, I'd definitely like
to see him again.
809
00:40:40,925 --> 00:40:44,845
I think... I think
he's enjoying my company too.
810
00:40:44,845 --> 00:40:47,165
I mean, she is a great person.
811
00:40:47,165 --> 00:40:50,805
I love people that have got a past
and they're interesting.
812
00:40:50,805 --> 00:40:52,605
Obviously,
I had a great time with her
813
00:40:52,605 --> 00:40:54,245
and I enjoyed her conversation.
814
00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:56,805
Just no chemistry.
815
00:40:56,805 --> 00:40:58,525
Sorry. It's all right.
816
00:41:02,445 --> 00:41:05,085
Is it one of these Chinese things
where you get your fortune,
817
00:41:05,085 --> 00:41:07,765
do you think, Steve?
No, I think it's a bill.
818
00:41:07,765 --> 00:41:10,965
He's very monogamous
and the woman is everything to him.
819
00:41:10,965 --> 00:41:15,325
And I love that. I'd be delighted to
go on a second date with him.
820
00:41:15,325 --> 00:41:17,685
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
821
00:41:17,685 --> 00:41:20,005
We make a nice couple, don't we,
Kay?
822
00:41:22,885 --> 00:41:24,125
I think we make... We look...
823
00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:27,005
We make a very nice couple,
that's for sure,
824
00:41:27,005 --> 00:41:30,845
physically attractive, we are
gorgeous, aren't we, Steve?
825
00:41:30,845 --> 00:41:33,645
Proper gorgeous.
Yeah, proper gorgeous. Proper.
826
00:41:33,645 --> 00:41:35,605
Proper gorgeous, we are.
827
00:41:37,005 --> 00:41:38,245
Au revoir. Merci.
828
00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:40,565
Would you
like to see each other again?
829
00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:42,405
I thought you were very interesting.
830
00:41:42,405 --> 00:41:43,525
But...
831
00:41:43,525 --> 00:41:46,165
Yeah, no, I'm afraid not. Oh.
832
00:41:46,165 --> 00:41:48,965
Sorry. Break my heart,
why don't you? Sorry.
833
00:41:50,205 --> 00:41:53,125
Don't walk so fast, Steve,
I'm in heels.
834
00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:56,005
I like you. You don't fancy me?
835
00:41:56,005 --> 00:41:58,405
Bloody hell, what's wrong with
this guy? Is he blind?
836
00:41:58,405 --> 00:42:00,685
What's wrong with him? Shoot me.
837
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,165
You should have gone to Specsavers.
838
00:42:03,165 --> 00:42:06,245
I know, I should have done.
I tried before, but...
839
00:42:06,245 --> 00:42:07,805
They were shut.
840
00:42:07,805 --> 00:42:11,365
Is it because I'm too old?
I don't know how old you are.
841
00:42:11,365 --> 00:42:14,405
I didn't even ask that question,
did I?
842
00:42:14,405 --> 00:42:17,005
Do I look too old? No.
843
00:42:19,365 --> 00:42:22,085
Try and find... Is it because
I talk too much? No.
844
00:42:22,085 --> 00:42:25,765
I'm just winding you up, Steve.
I'm just putting you on the spot.
845
00:42:25,765 --> 00:42:28,565
Have a great life, eh?
And you. Taxi by yourself?
846
00:42:28,565 --> 00:42:31,285
He must be mad, mustn't he?
He is mad, yeah.
847
00:42:32,565 --> 00:42:35,725
That might have been the first
time in my entire life
848
00:42:35,725 --> 00:42:37,085
that I've been rejected.
849
00:42:43,405 --> 00:42:47,285
BELL CHIMES
850
00:42:49,645 --> 00:42:52,605
Whaw! Warming. I haven't had Sambuca
in a long time.
851
00:42:52,605 --> 00:42:55,445
And now I've just remembered why.
852
00:42:55,445 --> 00:42:59,765
It'll loosen you up.
HE LAUGHS
853
00:43:01,405 --> 00:43:05,485
That was just completely unexpected.
Off the charts unexpected.
854
00:43:05,485 --> 00:43:08,325
That moment that she
walked in the door
855
00:43:08,325 --> 00:43:10,725
and I realised
that she was for me...
856
00:43:10,725 --> 00:43:13,005
I couldn't believe it.
857
00:43:13,005 --> 00:43:14,765
When Aaron was Amy,
858
00:43:14,765 --> 00:43:16,565
fancied Amy a lot,
859
00:43:16,565 --> 00:43:21,605
that other woman crush,
and kind of always has been.
860
00:43:21,605 --> 00:43:26,085
At the time, I think that maybe she
was the one that kind of got away.
861
00:43:26,085 --> 00:43:29,005
I've not felt this sort of glow
for a long time.
862
00:43:30,125 --> 00:43:32,405
I can't believe how beautiful
this is. Yeah.
863
00:43:34,885 --> 00:43:37,165
So... Would you like to see
each other again?
864
00:43:38,245 --> 00:43:41,725
Yes. Yes. Whee!
865
00:43:43,645 --> 00:43:46,005
Ahem. Oh, sorry.
866
00:43:52,045 --> 00:43:53,485
Absolutely.
867
00:43:53,485 --> 00:43:55,805
I was just about to say,
I don't know,
868
00:43:55,805 --> 00:43:58,205
but, yeah, yeah, definitely.
869
00:43:59,565 --> 00:44:03,405
So where do you fancy going
for a drink? Absolutely anywhere.
870
00:44:03,405 --> 00:44:04,605
Surprise me.
871
00:44:09,085 --> 00:44:12,605
Do you fancy Rhys? Yeah. You are...
872
00:44:12,605 --> 00:44:15,965
..such a lovely boy. Thank you.
873
00:44:15,965 --> 00:44:19,445
HE MUMBLES
874
00:44:23,085 --> 00:44:27,645
# And I'm filled with a love that's
oh, so tender
875
00:44:27,645 --> 00:44:32,085
# Get ready, oh, baby, tonight...
876
00:44:32,085 --> 00:44:36,725
# I'm gonna make this a night
to remember
877
00:44:36,725 --> 00:44:40,165
# Get ready, tonight
878
00:44:40,165 --> 00:44:44,565
# I'm gonna make this
a night to remember... #
879
00:44:44,565 --> 00:44:46,525
Still the same person,
still the same filthy banter,
880
00:44:46,525 --> 00:44:48,845
innuendos across the table.
881
00:44:48,845 --> 00:44:50,845
But what more can you want
from someone?
882
00:44:50,845 --> 00:44:54,645
# I'm gonna make this a night to
remember... #
883
00:44:59,365 --> 00:45:01,725
Hey, guys,
just want to say, thanks
884
00:45:01,725 --> 00:45:04,045
so much for reconnecting us
after all these years.
885
00:45:04,045 --> 00:45:05,045
And we are off for a pint.
886
00:45:06,405 --> 00:45:08,125
Shut up.
887
00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:10,725
Next time, in the First Dates
restaurant...
888
00:45:10,725 --> 00:45:12,285
A lie. A lie.
889
00:45:12,285 --> 00:45:13,965
Yeah, this isn't embarrassing
at all.
890
00:45:13,965 --> 00:45:15,525
Everyone is like, "You are a lot.
891
00:45:15,525 --> 00:45:17,885
"You need to take your chill
and just dial it down."
892
00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:21,165
You need to breathe.
You need to breathe. I'm fine.
893
00:45:22,245 --> 00:45:25,485
I like men who are the same as me.
"Shall we go out?
894
00:45:25,485 --> 00:45:28,285
"11 o'clock at night? Let's go."
895
00:45:28,285 --> 00:45:31,125
What music do you like?
I like Fat Boy Slim.
896
00:45:31,125 --> 00:45:33,445
SHE LAUGHS
897
00:45:33,445 --> 00:45:35,765
What is wrong with liking
Fat Boy Slim?
898
00:45:35,765 --> 00:45:37,725
Oh, my God. I'm Louise.
899
00:45:37,725 --> 00:45:41,045
I'm the older sister. And I'm Claire
and I'm the younger sister.
900
00:45:41,045 --> 00:45:45,565
I think we are probably after
a similar kind of guy.
901
00:45:45,565 --> 00:45:48,405
I don't even know who is my date.
We don't know either.
902
00:45:48,405 --> 00:45:50,325
We are all in the same situation.
903
00:45:50,325 --> 00:45:52,725
It's some swingers' party.
THEY LAUGH
904
00:45:54,765 --> 00:45:57,765
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