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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:14,838 I've learned that running a business ain't easy. 2 00:01:14,871 --> 00:01:16,707 And if anyone tells you otherwise, 3 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:18,741 they're just lying to ya. 4 00:01:18,841 --> 00:01:21,244 And running a bikini car wash? 5 00:01:21,278 --> 00:01:23,713 Now, as glamorous as that might sound... 6 00:01:26,282 --> 00:01:28,985 Okay, I'll admit, it's pretty glamorous. 7 00:01:29,018 --> 00:01:32,021 But, it wasn't always like this. 8 00:01:38,294 --> 00:01:40,796 Baby focus, I'm so close. 9 00:01:40,830 --> 00:01:41,598 Are you? 10 00:01:41,630 --> 00:01:42,632 Yeah. 11 00:01:48,637 --> 00:01:49,740 Jack! Don't text and fuck! 12 00:01:49,773 --> 00:01:50,874 But it's okay. It's okay. 13 00:01:50,907 --> 00:01:52,209 It's alright, keep going! 14 00:01:52,241 --> 00:01:54,278 Yeah, just like that. That's right. 15 00:01:54,311 --> 00:01:56,145 You're cute... like a little monkey 16 00:01:56,178 --> 00:01:56,879 It feels so amazing... 17 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:58,781 Are you texting? 18 00:01:58,815 --> 00:02:00,818 No! 19 00:02:05,321 --> 00:02:06,256 What's wrong? 20 00:02:06,290 --> 00:02:07,690 What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? 21 00:02:07,723 --> 00:02:08,791 I thought you were close... 22 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:13,563 Yeah, I was, okay? Was! 23 00:02:13,597 --> 00:02:15,032 That's past tense. 24 00:02:15,064 --> 00:02:17,300 I can't have sex with you while you're texting. 25 00:02:17,333 --> 00:02:18,701 I can multi-task. 26 00:02:18,735 --> 00:02:21,738 Yeah, come on. It's okay. I'm still hard. 27 00:02:24,074 --> 00:02:25,041 I can get that back. 28 00:02:25,075 --> 00:02:26,276 I can get it back. 29 00:02:26,309 --> 00:02:31,814 I like you, you're a fun guy, you're super nice, but yeah, 30 00:02:31,848 --> 00:02:33,249 something makes me think you're not that into me. 31 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:34,985 No, no, no, no. I'm totally into you. 32 00:02:35,017 --> 00:02:37,020 What's my major? 33 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:39,823 Well... 34 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:40,790 Botany! 35 00:02:41,658 --> 00:02:43,660 I mean, art history! That's right... 36 00:02:43,693 --> 00:02:45,329 Journalism. 37 00:02:45,361 --> 00:02:47,196 One-night stands are fun and all, but 38 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:51,935 a guy one-night standing has to be able to focus on me. 39 00:02:51,968 --> 00:02:54,805 Otherwise I could just go home and vibrate. 40 00:02:54,837 --> 00:02:56,672 Just got a new toy actually... 41 00:02:56,706 --> 00:02:59,710 I'm gonna go home... 42 00:03:01,243 --> 00:03:02,378 Do you have any batteries? 43 00:03:06,716 --> 00:03:09,353 Yo, Jack. You get any tonight? 44 00:03:09,385 --> 00:03:11,754 Kinda, sorta. 45 00:03:11,788 --> 00:03:12,856 Nice man! 46 00:03:12,889 --> 00:03:13,856 Gotta tell me your secret sometime! 47 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:16,659 Level 36, man! 48 00:03:20,430 --> 00:03:23,367 Hey Jack! The party is wrapping up man. 49 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:24,867 Where's Tracy? 50 00:03:24,901 --> 00:03:26,702 she left. 51 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:29,872 Well, you wanna have a threesome with us? 52 00:03:29,906 --> 00:03:30,574 Ew. 53 00:03:30,606 --> 00:03:31,707 I'm just looking out for my boy. 54 00:03:31,741 --> 00:03:33,377 So sweet of you... 55 00:03:33,409 --> 00:03:36,045 I'm just gonna grab a beer. 56 00:03:36,079 --> 00:03:37,615 Alright. 57 00:03:38,181 --> 00:03:39,650 We should play a game. 58 00:03:39,682 --> 00:03:42,151 Let's play "Cowboys and Naked Chicks". 59 00:03:42,184 --> 00:03:43,420 Does it involve boobies? 60 00:03:43,452 --> 00:03:45,021 Of course it involves boobies. 61 00:03:45,055 --> 00:03:46,623 I like it! 62 00:03:46,890 --> 00:03:47,991 Boobies! 63 00:03:48,023 --> 00:03:48,991 Hey, Brittany. 64 00:03:49,025 --> 00:03:52,428 Jack! Guess what? I just interviewed Tracy. 65 00:03:52,462 --> 00:03:54,731 Seems she dropped you like a bad habit. 66 00:03:56,165 --> 00:03:58,200 Wait, hold up, what'd, what did she say? 67 00:03:58,234 --> 00:03:59,069 Spoiler alert! 68 00:03:59,101 --> 00:04:00,202 Okay, okay. 69 00:04:00,236 --> 00:04:03,073 Can we keep my love life out of your documentary please? 70 00:04:03,105 --> 00:04:04,907 I don't think I can. 71 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:07,143 So does that mean you couldn't get it up? 72 00:04:07,176 --> 00:04:08,010 No! 73 00:04:08,045 --> 00:04:10,681 It was up! It was up just fine. It was... 74 00:04:10,713 --> 00:04:12,782 Next time I have sex, you wanna film it? 75 00:04:12,815 --> 00:04:14,450 I'm not making that kind of film. 76 00:04:14,484 --> 00:04:16,052 I'll just interview Vex. 77 00:04:16,719 --> 00:04:18,921 I think he's a bit busy... 78 00:04:18,955 --> 00:04:20,222 I swear I didn't do it! 79 00:04:20,255 --> 00:04:21,424 I didn't do it darling! 80 00:04:21,457 --> 00:04:25,162 Bang bang! Bang bang! 81 00:04:25,195 --> 00:04:27,197 Breaking out the heavy artillery, baby! 82 00:04:27,229 --> 00:04:28,765 You're shooting an unarmed man! 83 00:04:28,798 --> 00:04:30,801 Well, then arm yourself! 84 00:04:31,801 --> 00:04:33,303 Hey, Brit. 85 00:04:33,335 --> 00:04:35,338 Either of you got handcuffs? 86 00:04:41,111 --> 00:04:43,046 You were about ready to tell me what Tracy said. 87 00:04:43,078 --> 00:04:44,380 Nice try. 88 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:48,085 Fucking creep! 89 00:04:48,118 --> 00:04:48,752 What happened? 90 00:04:48,786 --> 00:04:50,787 My boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend. 91 00:04:50,820 --> 00:04:52,322 What did he do now? 92 00:04:52,354 --> 00:04:53,456 Is everything ok? 93 00:04:53,489 --> 00:04:55,992 He screwed his masseuse... again! 94 00:04:56,825 --> 00:05:00,129 Jack, can I crash here? For like a day or two? I'll pay you. 95 00:05:00,162 --> 00:05:01,698 Yes! 96 00:05:03,233 --> 00:05:05,202 Yeah, the couch is available. 97 00:05:05,234 --> 00:05:07,236 You could, sleep there until I find some space. 98 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:08,272 Thanks. 99 00:05:09,905 --> 00:05:11,807 I'm gonna make sure she's okay. 100 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:12,842 Okay. 101 00:05:14,277 --> 00:05:15,812 Poor Amanda. 102 00:05:15,844 --> 00:05:16,813 Why? 103 00:05:16,846 --> 00:05:18,882 Well, she's like, totally in love with Tori. 104 00:05:18,914 --> 00:05:19,748 It's obvious. 105 00:05:19,782 --> 00:05:20,984 I didn't know that Amanda was into... 106 00:05:21,017 --> 00:05:22,486 It's obvious, Jack. 107 00:05:22,519 --> 00:05:23,487 I didn't know she liked... 108 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,988 It's obvious. 109 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,022 Nice. 110 00:05:27,289 --> 00:05:28,525 Wanna grab a beer? 111 00:05:28,558 --> 00:05:29,226 Yeah. 112 00:05:29,258 --> 00:05:31,128 Great. 113 00:05:31,227 --> 00:05:33,196 yummy! 114 00:05:36,032 --> 00:05:38,000 So, took some good footage? 115 00:05:41,171 --> 00:05:43,173 Yeah, I think so. 116 00:05:48,878 --> 00:05:50,247 You okay? 117 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:53,282 Me? Yeah. Sorry. I zoned. 118 00:05:54,551 --> 00:05:56,753 For you. 119 00:05:59,455 --> 00:06:02,526 Light beer. 120 00:06:02,558 --> 00:06:04,527 Hey, Brit, did you get me dancing with those 121 00:06:04,561 --> 00:06:06,897 cutie-patooties from the football team? 122 00:06:06,929 --> 00:06:09,031 You mean the basketball team? 123 00:06:09,065 --> 00:06:11,267 Whatever, they were hot! 124 00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:14,538 No, I didn't. Battery was low. 125 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:19,542 Aw, that's a shame. Jack, come hang out with me. 126 00:06:19,575 --> 00:06:23,546 I can't actually. I've gotta clean the place. 127 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:27,883 I'm renting this from my Dad and I can't just trash it, you know. 128 00:06:27,916 --> 00:06:30,887 It looks fine. Come dance with me! 129 00:06:30,919 --> 00:06:33,155 Another time. Another time. Promise. 130 00:06:33,188 --> 00:06:35,191 Yay! I'll remember that. 131 00:06:42,265 --> 00:06:43,433 You hanging out tomorrow? 132 00:06:43,465 --> 00:06:45,167 Yeah, we should be. Yeah. 133 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,203 Cool. I'll text you. 134 00:06:52,875 --> 00:06:55,344 Shake what your mama gave you, baby! Come on! 135 00:06:55,378 --> 00:06:57,247 Ride me dirty, Yeah! 136 00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:58,282 Yeah! 137 00:07:28,144 --> 00:07:29,847 Gotta collect rent. 138 00:07:31,246 --> 00:07:34,383 I'm a wee bit short. 139 00:07:34,416 --> 00:07:35,351 How much? 140 00:07:35,385 --> 00:07:38,355 Like, sorta all of it. 141 00:07:38,387 --> 00:07:41,657 You hit the casino again? Dude, we talked about this. 142 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:43,659 No, I'm good for it I swear. 143 00:07:43,693 --> 00:07:45,128 Alright, man. 144 00:07:45,161 --> 00:07:47,164 Thanks. Love you. 145 00:07:49,532 --> 00:07:52,135 I was just collecting rent. 146 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:55,104 Can I give it to you Friday? 147 00:07:56,438 --> 00:07:58,140 My financial aid fell through and 148 00:07:58,174 --> 00:08:00,644 I can't even pay my last payment, 149 00:08:00,676 --> 00:08:03,914 which means I might not even graduate. 150 00:08:03,947 --> 00:08:07,183 Shit, that sucks. Yeah, yeah of course. 151 00:08:07,215 --> 00:08:07,916 Thanks. 152 00:08:07,950 --> 00:08:10,887 Hey are... are you and Tori... 153 00:08:13,423 --> 00:08:15,425 Shit! My Dad! 154 00:08:20,964 --> 00:08:23,199 Is Jack here? 155 00:08:23,231 --> 00:08:25,000 I'm here, I'm here! Thanks, Tori. 156 00:08:25,034 --> 00:08:28,004 Hey I'll see you later in class. 157 00:08:28,037 --> 00:08:28,906 Hey! 158 00:08:32,575 --> 00:08:34,344 You didn't return my calls. 159 00:08:34,376 --> 00:08:37,347 Just stopping by to make sure you didn't burn down the joint. 160 00:08:39,082 --> 00:08:41,150 Not at all. Still here! Not burning! 161 00:08:41,183 --> 00:08:44,420 So, is she living here? 162 00:08:44,453 --> 00:08:46,423 Tori? No, not at all. 163 00:08:46,456 --> 00:08:48,358 Your mother and I didn't get this place you so 164 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:50,426 you can have all your friends living here. 165 00:08:50,459 --> 00:08:52,695 No... no, no, no, no, no. We just... 166 00:08:52,728 --> 00:08:56,165 I just had a little gathering last night. 167 00:08:56,198 --> 00:08:57,433 Paint... Painting party. 168 00:08:57,467 --> 00:09:00,370 Nice, you painted? Can I see? 169 00:09:00,403 --> 00:09:03,573 Yeah. Soon! It's not done yet. 170 00:09:03,606 --> 00:09:06,176 Okay, sure. 171 00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:07,710 Yeah, so Tori just... 172 00:09:07,744 --> 00:09:10,580 Yeah, she stayed over last night 'cause she wasn't feeling well. 173 00:09:10,612 --> 00:09:13,183 Must be the paint fumes. 174 00:09:13,216 --> 00:09:15,217 You know what? I think you're right. 175 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,053 Yeah, I think it was the fumes, yeah. 176 00:09:18,087 --> 00:09:20,590 Man, do I have the beer shits. 177 00:09:20,622 --> 00:09:22,625 Hey Mr. Miller! 178 00:09:25,495 --> 00:09:29,366 He stayed over, too cause... fumes. 179 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:35,070 You know, Jack, we only expect the best from you, 180 00:09:35,103 --> 00:09:41,143 and anything less is, well, less, and not acceptable. 181 00:09:41,177 --> 00:09:42,045 Absolutely. 182 00:09:42,077 --> 00:09:43,413 If we find out that you're screwing up 183 00:09:43,446 --> 00:09:46,082 or using this as a party house, 184 00:09:46,115 --> 00:09:50,754 you can say goodbye to the skate shop. The house. The car. 185 00:09:50,786 --> 00:09:52,989 All of it. Understand? 186 00:09:54,524 --> 00:09:57,427 You do want the skate shop, right? 187 00:09:57,459 --> 00:09:59,528 And the other stuff, too. 188 00:09:59,562 --> 00:10:02,365 Good. That's my boy. 189 00:10:02,398 --> 00:10:03,500 I'm your boy! 190 00:10:03,533 --> 00:10:05,101 I'll call you later. 191 00:10:05,134 --> 00:10:06,635 Awesome, Dad. Thanks! 192 00:10:06,669 --> 00:10:09,672 Next time, answer my call. 193 00:10:09,704 --> 00:10:10,706 Yeah. 194 00:10:41,303 --> 00:10:44,406 Run a real business? I don't think I'm ready for all that... 195 00:10:44,439 --> 00:10:48,277 Jack, you've spent the last four years getting ready. 196 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,479 Awe come on, Professor, there's gotta be another way. 197 00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:51,815 Look, I'll re-take my final. 198 00:10:51,847 --> 00:10:55,484 Not an option. I gotta be honest, 199 00:10:55,518 --> 00:10:58,154 this whole semester it seemed like you were coasting. 200 00:10:58,187 --> 00:11:01,424 Your colon cancer awareness campaign? 201 00:11:01,457 --> 00:11:03,359 I thought we had a good campaign. 202 00:11:03,391 --> 00:11:05,094 "Got Anal?" 203 00:11:05,127 --> 00:11:06,128 It was catchy. 204 00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:08,498 Listen, the only reason I'm offering you this 205 00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:10,833 is that your father and I go back pretty far 206 00:11:10,866 --> 00:11:13,336 and he has a good mind for business. 207 00:11:13,369 --> 00:11:14,871 I thought you might, too. 208 00:11:14,904 --> 00:11:18,575 Maybe that gene skipped me. Or I'm adopted. 209 00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:20,242 Frank, the manager, is taking another job, 210 00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:22,111 so it works out perfectly. 211 00:11:22,145 --> 00:11:24,347 Look, I don't know shit about car washes. 212 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:30,754 Run it for a week, show a profit. Do that, you pass. 213 00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:03,786 I would give my first born child to caress that ass. 214 00:12:03,818 --> 00:12:07,524 You would give up a tiny, beautiful newborn baby? 215 00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:10,426 I think I would. 216 00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:14,897 So, does your Dad know that you lost your job yet? 217 00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:16,031 No. 218 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:18,234 Does he know your renting out rooms to your friends 219 00:12:18,266 --> 00:12:20,302 to pay for your rent? 220 00:12:20,336 --> 00:12:22,238 No. Not at all, and get this. 221 00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:25,507 I got a 24 on my Final. 222 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:28,544 Wow! That's fantastically awful. 223 00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:33,248 Just look at Tori for a sec. 224 00:12:33,281 --> 00:12:34,917 That should make you feel better. 225 00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:45,662 No. I still feel like a loser. 226 00:12:45,694 --> 00:12:48,430 Yeah, me too. I swore that would work. 227 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,799 You know my Dad's deal, man. 228 00:12:49,832 --> 00:12:52,268 All I have to do is just pass my business classes 229 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,270 and he gives me the cash for the skate shop. 230 00:12:54,303 --> 00:12:56,405 Yeah. I know, you've been talking about it for years. 231 00:12:56,438 --> 00:12:58,440 But what if you opened it and it bombed, dude? 232 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,542 Maybe just go work for him. It'd probably be easier. 233 00:13:00,576 --> 00:13:03,880 I don't know. My professor made me an offer. 234 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,615 Blowjob? I mean, 235 00:13:05,648 --> 00:13:07,850 I guess it's worth it and all if you really want the grade... 236 00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:11,820 No, dumbass, not a blowjob. 237 00:13:11,853 --> 00:13:14,957 If I show him that I can run a business, successfully, 238 00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:17,492 for a week, he'll give me the credit I need to pass. 239 00:13:17,525 --> 00:13:19,596 What kind of business? 240 00:13:19,629 --> 00:13:21,630 Car wash. 241 00:13:23,866 --> 00:13:25,335 Shit. 242 00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:27,302 It's Big Tony and Bobby Bullets. 243 00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:28,104 Those are their real names? 244 00:13:28,136 --> 00:13:30,707 Vex, my man, how the hell are ya? 245 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:32,741 Yeah, Vex, how da fuck are ya? 246 00:13:36,011 --> 00:13:36,612 Come on. 247 00:13:36,645 --> 00:13:37,880 Aren't you guys from here? 248 00:13:37,914 --> 00:13:39,982 Cause, you sound like you just fell out of a Scorsese movie. 249 00:13:40,015 --> 00:13:41,650 Hey I'll cut ya for that, ya know! 250 00:13:41,683 --> 00:13:42,751 No, Bobby, relax. 251 00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:45,320 It really wasn't that bad of a criticism, ya know? 252 00:13:45,353 --> 00:13:47,323 He did say Scorsese!? 253 00:13:47,356 --> 00:13:50,726 No, listen you ain't gotta be from New York to be New York! 254 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,595 I think you do. 255 00:13:52,627 --> 00:13:55,664 Ya know, Vex, Paulie is awaiting his payment 256 00:13:55,698 --> 00:13:57,733 and it's our job to collect. 257 00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:59,635 I'll pay it back, guys. Relax. 258 00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:01,603 Paulie ain't one for relaxing. 259 00:14:01,636 --> 00:14:03,272 No. Paulie don't do that shit. 260 00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:06,742 You know, Paulie, he prefers to break people's arms. 261 00:14:06,775 --> 00:14:07,609 And necks! 262 00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:09,678 That don't make Paulie a priority? 263 00:14:09,712 --> 00:14:12,347 Ya see, Paulie lent you the cash, 264 00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,616 now it's your job to pay it back. 265 00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:16,052 Quite fucking simple. 266 00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:18,654 And if that don't work out, well... 267 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:23,025 things that are... attached to your body, they start breaking. 268 00:14:23,058 --> 00:14:24,827 This is very painful. 269 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,296 I told him I'd have it this week. 270 00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:29,332 You better! Or snap!? 271 00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:32,769 End of da week, bitch! Or snap! 272 00:14:32,802 --> 00:14:34,303 End of the week. 273 00:14:35,571 --> 00:14:38,041 Yo, damn baby. You got a whole lot of junk up in that trunk. 274 00:14:38,073 --> 00:14:40,375 What do you say I pull up that bumper and smack that... 275 00:14:40,409 --> 00:14:41,278 Oph! 276 00:14:42,812 --> 00:14:44,813 Let's get out of here, Tony! 277 00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:50,853 Dude, it was a sure thing! 278 00:14:50,885 --> 00:14:52,889 Famous last words. 279 00:14:54,122 --> 00:14:56,092 So, what are we gonna do now? 280 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,659 You're gonna help me with the car wash. 281 00:14:57,693 --> 00:14:59,062 Sure! But hey, I don't work 282 00:14:59,095 --> 00:14:59,896 for less than thirty bucks an hour, you know? 283 00:14:59,928 --> 00:15:01,563 A man's gotta have his principles. 284 00:15:01,597 --> 00:15:02,531 Ten bucks an hour. 285 00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:05,000 Sweet! Fuck principles. I'm in. 286 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:05,902 Great. 287 00:15:07,169 --> 00:15:10,673 Dude, we should hire Tori too! Then we'd get some mad business! 288 00:15:10,706 --> 00:15:12,942 Sure, yeah. Why don't we just open a bikini car wash? 289 00:15:12,975 --> 00:15:13,943 That's a brilliant idea. 290 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,545 That was a joke. 291 00:15:16,578 --> 00:15:18,080 Think about it, man! It can't miss! 292 00:15:18,114 --> 00:15:19,349 We'd be printing money! 293 00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:24,087 Vex, I'm not running a bikini car wash, man. It's like, seedy. 294 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,823 But, highly profitable and I can help. 295 00:15:26,856 --> 00:15:28,957 Help? Dude, we got a hot chick! 296 00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:31,093 Imagine her like soaping up your car. 297 00:15:31,126 --> 00:15:33,762 Maybe she winks at you, she blows you a kiss. 298 00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:35,897 You achieve wood. Perfect! 299 00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:38,900 Absolutely, but there is more than that to running a business. 300 00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,570 -We got it all figured out, Marvin. 301 00:15:41,603 --> 00:15:43,573 You got the numbers figured out? 302 00:15:43,606 --> 00:15:46,609 Psh! Yeah, Jack's a numbers whiz. Right? 303 00:15:47,776 --> 00:15:49,911 We might need help with the numbers. 304 00:15:49,944 --> 00:15:53,116 It's not exactly the kind of business 305 00:15:53,149 --> 00:15:54,616 my Dad would be cool with, you know? 306 00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:56,718 And the Professor, I don't think he wants me 307 00:15:56,751 --> 00:15:59,054 turning his little car wash into something out of a porno. 308 00:15:59,087 --> 00:16:00,122 I'm so in. 309 00:16:00,155 --> 00:16:00,957 Me, too! 310 00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:03,459 Who said you can join the team? 311 00:16:03,491 --> 00:16:06,628 It'd be just like Senior Year, when we ruled Liberty High. 312 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,997 It's a little different than student government, bro. 313 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:10,131 Do you even remember high school? 314 00:16:10,165 --> 00:16:12,768 You know, considering you were stoned half the time. 315 00:16:12,802 --> 00:16:14,871 I think it was way more than half. 316 00:16:14,904 --> 00:16:17,606 It doesn't even matter. Look, I didn't agree to this so... 317 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,643 But if you do, I can make sure we actually make a profit, 318 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,010 which is the whole point, correct? 319 00:16:22,044 --> 00:16:23,645 Yeah, I mean I sure as shit need the cash, 320 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,547 and Jack needs the grade. 321 00:16:24,579 --> 00:16:25,814 Cool down guys, alright. 322 00:16:25,847 --> 00:16:28,049 This is my mess, I make the decisions! 323 00:16:28,082 --> 00:16:29,818 So you're in, too! Nice! 324 00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:30,685 No, I didn't say that! 325 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,488 Then what are your other options? 326 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:33,655 You know, we got less than a week 327 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,158 and you've got no money. 328 00:16:35,191 --> 00:16:37,160 What else is there? A lemonade stand? 329 00:16:37,193 --> 00:16:39,495 C'mon. Let me hear your ideas. 330 00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:41,664 I thought so. Think about it, man! 331 00:16:41,697 --> 00:16:44,700 The hot chicks! Sexy bikinis! It can't miss! 332 00:16:44,732 --> 00:16:45,967 There's no guarantee... 333 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,069 According to my calculations, it would be a tremendous success. 334 00:16:48,102 --> 00:16:49,203 I mean it would be nice if it worked but... 335 00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:52,842 We could run specials. Buy five washes, get one free. 336 00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,544 Theme days! Hot nurses! 337 00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:58,581 And I'll do it for free. Just help me get her. 338 00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:00,850 Psh... Dude get in line, alright? 339 00:17:00,882 --> 00:17:04,186 Only a special kind of guy goes balls deep with Tori. 340 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,522 Why don't you try with someone like Amanda? 341 00:17:06,554 --> 00:17:08,056 Amanda is totally into Tori. 342 00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:11,694 Whatever, I just mean someone more realistic, and less 343 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:12,894 Tori-ish. 344 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:16,466 My god. Wouldn't it be funny if he lost Tori to a girl? 345 00:17:16,498 --> 00:17:19,201 No! It would be uproarious. 346 00:17:19,235 --> 00:17:22,205 It's just that, you guys always get the girls, you know? 347 00:17:22,237 --> 00:17:25,140 And I'm just, not. 348 00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:26,708 I should be proud right now, but I don't wanna think 349 00:17:26,742 --> 00:17:29,212 about you alone in your room next time I'm banging. 350 00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:31,714 Come on, Jack, let's help this bastard get laid. 351 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,816 Awe, dammit. I got myself into this mess, didn't I? 352 00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:37,719 Yup. But this could be your chance. 353 00:17:37,753 --> 00:17:39,989 Yo, my bro graduated with a degree in engineering 354 00:17:40,022 --> 00:17:41,724 and now he's flipping burgers. 355 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,226 It's shit out there, man. 356 00:17:43,258 --> 00:17:45,260 Us millennials, we're screwed. 357 00:17:45,294 --> 00:17:46,195 Look if you join the team, 358 00:17:46,228 --> 00:17:48,597 I cannot guarantee you're gonna land her. 359 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,233 Just guarantee that you'll try. 360 00:17:50,265 --> 00:17:52,802 Remember the millennials. 361 00:17:56,738 --> 00:17:57,273 Fuck it. 362 00:17:57,305 --> 00:18:00,175 That's the spirit! Yeah! 363 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:04,214 Can one of you boys help rub some oil on me? 364 00:18:08,784 --> 00:18:11,254 So, Tori, 365 00:18:11,286 --> 00:18:15,591 I've got a possible business proposition for you. 366 00:18:19,628 --> 00:18:21,197 What do you think of this blue? 367 00:18:21,229 --> 00:18:24,299 I love it. Take off these bottoms. 368 00:18:24,332 --> 00:18:27,003 And they go good with these, too. 369 00:18:27,035 --> 00:18:28,203 What do you think about this one? 370 00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:30,939 That one's cute. I like the polka dots. 371 00:18:35,977 --> 00:18:38,948 This must be what Heaven looks like. 372 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:42,884 I don't think there are girls in bikinis in Heaven, Vex! Geez! 373 00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:45,621 Hey Marvin, big favor. Shut the fuck up! 374 00:18:45,653 --> 00:18:47,656 Shutting up. 375 00:18:49,324 --> 00:18:52,061 Guys, is this too skimpy? 376 00:18:55,997 --> 00:18:58,000 Hell yeah! 377 00:19:06,207 --> 00:19:09,211 For the record, this is gonna be fucking awesome! 378 00:19:43,044 --> 00:19:45,047 Holy shit, dude we got one! 379 00:19:47,716 --> 00:19:49,819 Hey welcome. How can we help you? 380 00:19:49,851 --> 00:19:51,353 I want a car wash. 381 00:19:51,387 --> 00:19:52,355 Kelly! 382 00:19:56,859 --> 00:20:01,230 Hey, baby. Did you want the standard wash, the premium, 383 00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:04,233 or the 'Happy-Ending Please-Cum-All-Over-Me Rubdown'? 384 00:20:04,265 --> 00:20:05,834 I'll take the last one. 385 00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:08,704 Please pull it... around. 386 00:20:08,736 --> 00:20:11,873 And then you enter... through the rear. 387 00:20:11,907 --> 00:20:12,909 Yes, Ma'am! 388 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:26,622 Hi! 389 00:21:40,829 --> 00:21:42,465 Hi! I'm sorry! 390 00:21:42,497 --> 00:21:44,132 It's all good. 391 00:21:54,776 --> 00:21:56,478 I've got plenty of life to live but it's safe to say 392 00:21:56,512 --> 00:21:58,813 that this will be the best job I'll ever have! 393 00:21:58,846 --> 00:22:00,415 No doubt, dude. 394 00:22:00,448 --> 00:22:02,851 And with any luck, word of mouth will spread. 395 00:22:02,884 --> 00:22:05,220 Yeah, everyone is gonna know about this bikini car wash. 396 00:22:05,254 --> 00:22:05,821 Hey, guys! 397 00:22:05,853 --> 00:22:06,788 Hey. 398 00:22:06,822 --> 00:22:08,357 Brit! You totally missed the grand opening 399 00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:10,092 of Jack's bikini car wash! 400 00:22:10,124 --> 00:22:11,359 That's 'cause I wasn't aware 401 00:22:11,392 --> 00:22:12,995 Jack had started his own business. 402 00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:15,497 -It's no big deal. It's just for my business class. 403 00:22:15,531 --> 00:22:17,832 Yeah, and the whole bikini aspect 404 00:22:17,865 --> 00:22:19,501 is just a marketing thing. 405 00:22:19,534 --> 00:22:21,504 Yeah, right! 406 00:22:21,536 --> 00:22:24,105 The important thing is just running the business. 407 00:22:24,139 --> 00:22:26,976 Yeah. Yeah, sure. My bad. 408 00:22:27,008 --> 00:22:29,978 So you have girls in bikinis washing cars? 409 00:22:30,012 --> 00:22:32,515 Yeah, Brit. It's a bikini car wash. 410 00:22:32,547 --> 00:22:34,916 You can't not have girls in bikinis! 411 00:22:34,949 --> 00:22:36,184 You know, Jack. 412 00:22:36,217 --> 00:22:38,387 We're probably the only bikini car wash in the whole zip code, 413 00:22:38,419 --> 00:22:39,854 if not the whole fucking state. 414 00:22:39,888 --> 00:22:41,524 We're pioneers, bro! It's inspiring! 415 00:22:41,556 --> 00:22:44,392 Wow. Just like Lewis & Clark. 416 00:22:44,426 --> 00:22:46,262 Wait 'til the girls in my film class hear about this. 417 00:22:46,294 --> 00:22:47,396 No. I don't know about... 418 00:22:47,428 --> 00:22:48,997 Can I be in it? 419 00:22:49,031 --> 00:22:49,932 Yes! 420 00:22:49,966 --> 00:22:50,900 You should totally put me in it too. 421 00:22:50,932 --> 00:22:53,399 People love looking at this fucking face. 422 00:22:53,434 --> 00:22:53,536 I'll start filming tomorrow. 423 00:22:53,569 --> 00:22:54,770 Nah, nah... You know, I'd... 424 00:22:54,803 --> 00:22:57,406 I'd have to get permission and there's forms to fill out... 425 00:22:57,438 --> 00:22:58,373 Don't worry, Jack. 426 00:22:58,407 --> 00:23:00,309 I'll just blur out the name when I edit it. 427 00:23:00,342 --> 00:23:02,178 No... Ya know, and the customers... 428 00:23:02,210 --> 00:23:05,213 Yeah, I'll just shoot around them or blur them out, too. 429 00:23:09,618 --> 00:23:10,820 Cool. 430 00:23:12,621 --> 00:23:13,488 Great. 431 00:23:17,059 --> 00:23:17,927 Hey. 432 00:23:19,594 --> 00:23:20,262 Sorry. 433 00:23:20,295 --> 00:23:22,430 Why? I'm just making a Pop Tart. 434 00:23:22,464 --> 00:23:24,066 Okay. Sorry. 435 00:23:24,099 --> 00:23:26,168 Amanda, stop apologizing. 436 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,201 I know, I know, I'm sor... 437 00:23:27,236 --> 00:23:29,438 Hey, I'm sorry for blowing you off last night. 438 00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:31,306 I just have a lot going on. 439 00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:33,042 Yeah, I totally understand. 440 00:23:33,074 --> 00:23:36,444 My ex is just like... I mean, look at this body. 441 00:23:36,477 --> 00:23:39,047 Would you go anywhere else? 442 00:23:39,081 --> 00:23:41,950 No, I wouldn't never go anywhere else, ever. 443 00:23:43,118 --> 00:23:45,087 Like... Like if I were him. 444 00:23:46,255 --> 00:23:47,590 And my lips. 445 00:23:47,622 --> 00:23:50,926 I mean, these are just the perfect lips to kiss with. 446 00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:54,330 Yeah, pretty perfect lips. 447 00:23:54,362 --> 00:23:56,931 Yeah, yours are nice, too. 448 00:23:56,965 --> 00:23:58,601 No! They're not. 449 00:23:58,633 --> 00:24:01,269 Ya know, if you dressed a little different, 450 00:24:01,303 --> 00:24:03,938 more confident, and a little sexier, 451 00:24:03,971 --> 00:24:05,974 I think you'd get more guys' attention. 452 00:24:09,511 --> 00:24:11,347 Stop! What are you doing? 453 00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,482 Let me see your stomach. 454 00:24:13,515 --> 00:24:15,284 See? Perfect. 455 00:24:15,316 --> 00:24:16,517 Whatever. 456 00:24:16,551 --> 00:24:18,553 Anyways, thank you. 457 00:24:25,127 --> 00:24:26,395 Your Pop Tart. 458 00:24:26,428 --> 00:24:29,130 Yeah. Is it cool if I crash with you? 459 00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,967 The couch smells like puke and chips. 460 00:24:31,999 --> 00:24:32,868 Yeah! 461 00:24:34,169 --> 00:24:36,639 I mean, yeah, sure. Whatever. 462 00:24:36,671 --> 00:24:38,874 Cool. You're the best, Amanda. 463 00:24:55,157 --> 00:24:56,659 Hey, guys. Just real quick, 464 00:24:56,691 --> 00:24:59,160 while I've got ya, I just wanted to thank, everyone, for today. 465 00:24:59,194 --> 00:25:01,263 You guys were great, really. 466 00:25:01,295 --> 00:25:03,332 I gotta run this thing for a week, 467 00:25:03,364 --> 00:25:05,534 so if you guys can help out for a few more days, 468 00:25:05,566 --> 00:25:06,669 that would be awesome. 469 00:25:06,701 --> 00:25:08,670 I can't. I got an internship. 470 00:25:08,704 --> 00:25:10,673 My friend Mia might be able to help. 471 00:25:10,706 --> 00:25:12,174 She's super cute. 472 00:25:12,207 --> 00:25:15,076 Super cute is a great quality. 473 00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:17,413 I had fun, but I'm beat. 474 00:25:17,446 --> 00:25:19,014 Well, ya know, once we actually get a rhythm going, 475 00:25:19,046 --> 00:25:20,682 I sure we can work more efficiently, guys. 476 00:25:20,716 --> 00:25:21,883 I've done some calculations, 477 00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:25,688 and if we are busy as my numbers suggest we may indeed be, 478 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,555 anyone working as a bikini person could bring home 479 00:25:27,589 --> 00:25:31,360 at least two hundred bucks a day, maybe more, 480 00:25:31,392 --> 00:25:33,696 depending on weather concerns and of course, traffic. 481 00:25:34,996 --> 00:25:36,164 Shut up, Marvin. 482 00:25:36,198 --> 00:25:38,333 I did get some nice tips. 483 00:25:38,367 --> 00:25:40,569 You know, the pizza place is really flexible. 484 00:25:40,601 --> 00:25:42,705 I can still be cashier. 485 00:25:42,737 --> 00:25:45,573 I'm in. I don't mind showing off my girls. 486 00:25:45,607 --> 00:25:48,444 Your girls? 487 00:25:48,476 --> 00:25:51,746 Whoo! Those girls. 488 00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:53,615 I am a big fan of those girls. 489 00:25:53,648 --> 00:25:56,051 But do the girls need to be out at the moment? 490 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:59,721 Yes, they do. You wanna touch 'em, Brit? 491 00:25:59,755 --> 00:26:03,324 They're all natural. Well, not really. 492 00:26:03,358 --> 00:26:04,726 No, thanks, I'm good. 493 00:26:04,759 --> 00:26:07,195 Yeah, maybe we could just, ya know... 494 00:26:07,228 --> 00:26:10,598 Sure thing, Jack. Don't want to offend anyone. 495 00:26:10,631 --> 00:26:11,533 You're not offending me, 496 00:26:11,566 --> 00:26:13,634 you just don't need to fling them around. 497 00:26:13,668 --> 00:26:15,270 Okay, BRATtany. 498 00:26:15,303 --> 00:26:17,072 Hey! No fighting, girls, 499 00:26:17,104 --> 00:26:19,741 unless it involves mud wresting or nudity. Or both. 500 00:26:21,142 --> 00:26:25,246 Hey, Jack, this is gonna be awesome. 501 00:26:36,824 --> 00:26:40,763 Aw, that feels so good. 502 00:26:40,795 --> 00:26:44,499 You should become a masseuse, not a lawyer. 503 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:49,271 I think that lawyers tend to be more successful 504 00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:52,507 than masseuses. Read that in books. 505 00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:56,278 Stupid book. 506 00:26:56,311 --> 00:26:58,447 Okay, now it's time for the front. 507 00:26:58,479 --> 00:26:59,081 Yeah? 508 00:27:05,152 --> 00:27:06,654 Ya know? You could just quit 509 00:27:06,688 --> 00:27:10,124 all this stupid law business and become a bikini girl. 510 00:27:10,158 --> 00:27:12,160 My parents would love that. 511 00:27:14,095 --> 00:27:15,663 Should I be jealous of you hanging out 512 00:27:15,697 --> 00:27:17,065 with these bikini girls? 513 00:27:17,099 --> 00:27:19,134 Psh. No way. I mean, it's not like 514 00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:21,437 you and me are going out or anything, right? 515 00:27:21,469 --> 00:27:26,275 I like to keep it casual. But if I was the jealous type... 516 00:27:29,444 --> 00:27:31,480 That would be bad, wouldn't it? 517 00:27:31,513 --> 00:27:34,516 I'm glad you're not the jealous type. 518 00:27:35,516 --> 00:27:38,853 I'm sorry, did that hurt? 519 00:27:38,887 --> 00:27:40,589 I kinda liked it. 520 00:27:40,621 --> 00:27:42,624 You freak. 521 00:27:50,899 --> 00:27:52,834 Alright, well we've got some interviews coming in today, 522 00:27:52,868 --> 00:27:54,837 but I've gotta inventory supplies with Marvin. 523 00:27:54,870 --> 00:27:56,705 So, can you handle them? 524 00:27:56,737 --> 00:27:58,172 No problemo. 525 00:27:58,206 --> 00:27:59,207 Alright. 526 00:27:59,740 --> 00:28:02,777 Be professional. 527 00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:03,846 Obviously! 528 00:28:17,691 --> 00:28:20,228 I'm gonna need to see you in a bikini. 529 00:28:28,236 --> 00:28:29,737 This better? 530 00:28:29,771 --> 00:28:30,773 Yeah. 531 00:28:32,673 --> 00:28:35,610 Even better? 532 00:28:35,643 --> 00:28:38,646 Please tell your parents I said Thank You. 533 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:44,887 Experience. Work history. Blah. Blah. Blah. 534 00:28:44,919 --> 00:28:46,621 What are your best assets? 535 00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,657 Do these count? 536 00:29:02,970 --> 00:29:05,540 Yeah. Those count. 537 00:29:08,275 --> 00:29:11,279 Yeah, ya know. Great resume. We'll call you. 538 00:29:13,547 --> 00:29:16,551 Does that help your decision? 539 00:29:16,584 --> 00:29:20,155 Fuck yeah. When can you start? 540 00:29:21,823 --> 00:29:24,293 How'd it go, man? I miss anything? 541 00:29:24,325 --> 00:29:24,927 Meh. 542 00:29:31,699 --> 00:29:32,934 Holy... 543 00:29:32,967 --> 00:29:34,169 Shit. 544 00:29:35,437 --> 00:29:36,304 Hi. 545 00:29:36,838 --> 00:29:37,839 Hi. 546 00:29:37,872 --> 00:29:40,742 April told me about the job? Here's my resume. 547 00:29:42,009 --> 00:29:45,446 Yes. Yes, you heard right... 548 00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:48,449 What are some of your qualifications? 549 00:29:48,483 --> 00:29:51,620 I'm an excellent customer service provider, 550 00:29:51,652 --> 00:29:54,288 and I'll do pretty much anything to make sure 551 00:29:54,322 --> 00:29:57,959 the customer is extremely satisfied. 552 00:29:57,993 --> 00:29:58,694 You're hired. 553 00:29:58,726 --> 00:29:59,961 Vex, please. 554 00:29:59,995 --> 00:30:01,229 Great. 555 00:30:01,263 --> 00:30:05,300 Can you tell us about some of the other positions you've held? 556 00:30:05,332 --> 00:30:06,634 Positions? 557 00:30:06,668 --> 00:30:10,005 I've been in a lot of different positions. 558 00:30:10,037 --> 00:30:11,305 Awesome! 559 00:30:11,339 --> 00:30:12,841 What are some of your faves? 560 00:30:12,873 --> 00:30:14,642 Are you flirting with me? 561 00:30:14,676 --> 00:30:16,378 You're making me blush, honey. 562 00:30:16,410 --> 00:30:18,513 No, no, no. He means jobs. 563 00:30:18,545 --> 00:30:20,248 No, I meant positions. 564 00:30:20,282 --> 00:30:24,852 I've had a lot of experience in a lot of different positions. 565 00:30:24,886 --> 00:30:28,724 And I'm very flexible. 566 00:30:28,756 --> 00:30:30,993 Flexibility is a huge plus! 567 00:30:31,025 --> 00:30:32,127 Here. Come on. 568 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,364 Most of the jobs I've had, have been under the table. 569 00:30:36,398 --> 00:30:37,032 As in... 570 00:30:37,065 --> 00:30:38,499 No, Vex. Off the books, man. 571 00:30:38,533 --> 00:30:40,869 I know what under the table means. 572 00:30:40,901 --> 00:30:42,638 Pfft. This guy... 573 00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:46,507 Mia, look, wow. This... this all sounds great, it does, really. 574 00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:49,910 But see, I'm not solely looking for sex appeal... 575 00:30:49,944 --> 00:30:50,879 Well, I am! 576 00:30:50,911 --> 00:30:51,746 Vex! 577 00:30:51,780 --> 00:30:52,447 Did I mention that my friend, Neil, 578 00:30:52,479 --> 00:30:55,016 owns an exotic car dealership? 579 00:30:55,050 --> 00:30:58,020 I'm sure I could persuade him to bring his cars 580 00:30:58,053 --> 00:31:00,621 here for washing and detailing. 581 00:31:00,655 --> 00:31:02,691 Okay, now is she hired? 582 00:31:02,724 --> 00:31:05,027 Welcome to the team, Mia! 583 00:32:08,156 --> 00:32:09,858 Dave still own this joint? 584 00:32:09,890 --> 00:32:11,092 Who's Dave? 585 00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:14,429 Dave Dugan. Or as I like to fondly refer to him, Dildo Dave. 586 00:32:14,461 --> 00:32:16,430 Nobody really thinks that's funny, Bobby. 587 00:32:16,464 --> 00:32:17,698 I meant to tell ya that. 588 00:32:17,732 --> 00:32:19,034 Like I give a flying fuck. 589 00:32:19,066 --> 00:32:21,001 Some people call him, The Professor. 590 00:32:21,034 --> 00:32:22,970 That's because he's a professor. 591 00:32:23,004 --> 00:32:24,072 Anyways, yeah, he owns the space. 592 00:32:24,104 --> 00:32:27,608 So you're the new manager of this fine establishment? 593 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:28,576 Temporarily. 594 00:32:28,610 --> 00:32:30,111 Good enough. 595 00:32:30,144 --> 00:32:33,047 We'd like to wish you the best of luck with your endeavor. 596 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:34,649 Cool, thanks. 597 00:32:34,681 --> 00:32:36,717 I was being facetious. 598 00:32:36,751 --> 00:32:38,920 I kinda like nerdy girls. 599 00:32:38,953 --> 00:32:40,589 you're nowhere near my type. 600 00:32:40,621 --> 00:32:44,860 Enough, Bobby. We'd like to make a withdrawal. 601 00:32:44,892 --> 00:32:46,127 Of what? I don't understa... 602 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:46,995 Money, smart guy! 603 00:32:47,028 --> 00:32:49,497 You fail outta college or something? 604 00:32:49,531 --> 00:32:50,799 Actually, that's kind of a funny story... 605 00:32:50,832 --> 00:32:53,168 No it ain't and we don't care! 606 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,636 We truly don't give anywhere close to a shit 607 00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:57,639 regarding your situation. 608 00:32:57,671 --> 00:33:00,641 I'll make it simple. Dildo Dave... 609 00:33:00,675 --> 00:33:01,677 Yes! 610 00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:03,978 The Professor 611 00:33:04,012 --> 00:33:08,015 and all the local joints pay us a small weekly fee, 612 00:33:08,048 --> 00:33:11,485 and we make sure that nothing bad happens to their businesses. 613 00:33:11,518 --> 00:33:13,188 It's a car wash. What could happen? 614 00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:14,488 It could explode. 615 00:33:15,923 --> 00:33:17,525 Yeah, it definitely could explode. 616 00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:18,427 Boom! 617 00:33:21,830 --> 00:33:23,765 There's nothing explosive here. 618 00:33:23,797 --> 00:33:25,666 Ya never know. 619 00:33:26,066 --> 00:33:28,035 Actually, I do. 620 00:33:28,069 --> 00:33:32,674 We're just here to offer protection, that's all. 621 00:33:32,707 --> 00:33:34,709 Yeah, I'm gonna call the police. 622 00:33:36,611 --> 00:33:38,679 You put that stapler near my face, 623 00:33:38,713 --> 00:33:40,449 I'll break your boss' windpipe. 624 00:33:40,482 --> 00:33:41,917 It's cool. It's cool, Amanda. It's fine. 625 00:33:41,949 --> 00:33:44,686 The money. Or I break your nose, 626 00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:48,689 then your hands, and something else randomly. 627 00:33:48,723 --> 00:33:49,691 How much? 628 00:33:49,724 --> 00:33:52,060 The usual. 629 00:33:52,092 --> 00:33:53,695 I don't know the usual! 630 00:33:54,562 --> 00:33:57,433 Jack, today's numbers look great! 631 00:34:01,703 --> 00:34:05,707 I think the usual has just increased. 632 00:34:11,246 --> 00:34:12,948 How much did they get? 633 00:34:12,981 --> 00:34:15,082 More than I wanted to part with. 634 00:34:15,115 --> 00:34:17,084 How do we make it back? 635 00:34:17,117 --> 00:34:18,953 Hard work. 636 00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:23,090 I hate that idea. Any other options? 637 00:34:23,124 --> 00:34:26,128 Guys, you've gotta see this! 638 00:34:38,273 --> 00:34:39,908 I hear your girls do a good job. 639 00:34:39,941 --> 00:34:41,109 You did? 640 00:34:41,142 --> 00:34:43,245 You heard right. What kind of package would you like? 641 00:34:43,278 --> 00:34:44,111 The works. 642 00:34:44,144 --> 00:34:47,248 Four girls. Good choice. 643 00:34:47,282 --> 00:34:49,485 I hope so. 644 00:34:53,186 --> 00:34:54,755 Shit! This is awesome! 645 00:34:54,789 --> 00:34:56,858 Hey, I told you, Mia was a good hire! 646 00:34:56,890 --> 00:34:57,992 Hey! Chill, man! 647 00:34:58,026 --> 00:35:00,262 We need to be careful, alright? This is high end here. 648 00:35:00,294 --> 00:35:03,264 High end people have high end friends, which means... 649 00:35:03,298 --> 00:35:04,233 More Ferraris? 650 00:35:04,265 --> 00:35:07,802 Yes, Vex. More Ferraris. So be super careful. 651 00:35:07,834 --> 00:35:08,769 Of course! 652 00:36:08,695 --> 00:36:11,699 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Feet on the ground please. 653 00:36:17,238 --> 00:36:19,241 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hand Wash Only. 654 00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:05,253 Hey, nice job. I like this place. 655 00:37:05,285 --> 00:37:06,854 Perhaps I'll recommend my friends. 656 00:37:06,887 --> 00:37:08,922 We definitely appreciate referrals. 657 00:37:08,956 --> 00:37:11,258 Hey, and next time... 658 00:37:11,291 --> 00:37:13,294 let her climb on the hood. 659 00:37:21,369 --> 00:37:23,405 I wanna be him when I grow up. 660 00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:31,012 Hey, what's up Kell-bell? 661 00:37:31,044 --> 00:37:32,813 Just wanted to ask you something. 662 00:37:32,847 --> 00:37:34,282 Shoot. 663 00:37:34,314 --> 00:37:39,753 I think it would really help and get us a lot of business 664 00:37:39,787 --> 00:37:43,323 if we really pushed the envelope on the sexiness thing. 665 00:37:43,356 --> 00:37:44,391 I mean, I'll talk to Jack. 666 00:37:44,425 --> 00:37:47,428 But I'm not sure how sexy he'd want to go though. 667 00:37:47,461 --> 00:37:50,097 I'm a really sexual person, 668 00:37:50,131 --> 00:37:53,234 so I can be as sexual as you want me to be. 669 00:37:53,267 --> 00:37:54,936 Really... 670 00:37:54,968 --> 00:38:00,941 cause ya know, I'm a pretty sexual person myself... 671 00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:01,875 Are you? 672 00:38:01,910 --> 00:38:04,779 Well, yeah. I mean, Vex does rhyme with... 673 00:38:04,811 --> 00:38:09,817 I know what it rhymes with. So show me, baby. 674 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,962 Hey, Marcy! Sara! 675 00:38:21,996 --> 00:38:24,131 My little sisters got a lemonade stand? Nice. 676 00:38:24,164 --> 00:38:25,199 Buy some lemonade! 677 00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:26,401 Hell, yeah! 678 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:30,372 I mean, heck yes. Please. Jack, buddy, can you spot me? 679 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,341 Lemonades are on me. 680 00:38:33,374 --> 00:38:36,844 Three bucks! And we can't break anything over twenty. 681 00:38:36,878 --> 00:38:37,646 Here you go. 682 00:38:37,678 --> 00:38:39,747 Thanks! We made nine dollars now! 683 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:40,514 Twelve, Sara. 684 00:38:40,548 --> 00:38:41,816 We might sell other stuff, too, 685 00:38:41,849 --> 00:38:43,351 in case people get sick of lemonade. 686 00:38:43,383 --> 00:38:45,019 Like orange juice! And milk! 687 00:38:45,052 --> 00:38:47,488 Ew. Not milk, Sara, that's disgusting. 688 00:38:47,521 --> 00:38:48,756 But maybe orange juice. 689 00:38:48,789 --> 00:38:53,093 And if you refer someone you get a coupon for a free lemonade. 690 00:38:53,126 --> 00:38:54,428 That's a pretty good deal. 691 00:38:54,461 --> 00:38:55,463 Hey everyone! 692 00:38:55,497 --> 00:38:58,166 I was gonna stop by today for that rent check. 693 00:38:58,198 --> 00:39:00,168 I got it right here, so no need! 694 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,170 And the girls wanted to see what their big brother is up to. 695 00:39:03,204 --> 00:39:04,439 No we didn't. 696 00:39:04,472 --> 00:39:07,175 Daddy said let's see what kind of trouble you're getting into. 697 00:39:07,207 --> 00:39:09,376 Marcy. Did you finish painting? 698 00:39:09,410 --> 00:39:11,413 Painting? Like Jack would paint... 699 00:39:11,878 --> 00:39:13,981 Wow, this is good lemonade! 700 00:39:14,014 --> 00:39:14,882 Jack. 701 00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:15,749 Yeah. 702 00:39:15,784 --> 00:39:16,517 Your mother and I don't appreciate you 703 00:39:16,550 --> 00:39:18,018 trashing the house. 704 00:39:18,052 --> 00:39:19,988 Not everyone gets an opportunity like this. 705 00:39:20,021 --> 00:39:22,055 Well, Jack did just start a business. 706 00:39:22,088 --> 00:39:25,392 A business? Really? What is it? 707 00:39:25,425 --> 00:39:27,528 It's not gonna be like that business project you did 708 00:39:27,561 --> 00:39:29,429 with the banana and the donut is it... 709 00:39:29,463 --> 00:39:31,865 "BanoNut"! That was a tasty failure. 710 00:39:31,898 --> 00:39:33,534 No. No, dad, it's nothing like that. 711 00:39:33,568 --> 00:39:34,535 I'm just... 712 00:39:34,568 --> 00:39:36,537 just helping someone out. It's no big deal. 713 00:39:36,570 --> 00:39:37,338 It's only temporary. 714 00:39:37,372 --> 00:39:41,042 I see. Is it a real business? 715 00:39:41,075 --> 00:39:42,177 Yeah. It is. 716 00:39:42,209 --> 00:39:44,044 Daddy says the only way to make money 717 00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,880 is to be evil and ruthless. 718 00:39:45,912 --> 00:39:46,447 Heartless! 719 00:39:46,479 --> 00:39:48,015 No, he said ruthless. 720 00:39:48,048 --> 00:39:48,816 You're an idiot. 721 00:39:48,849 --> 00:39:50,851 Girls, that's enough. 722 00:39:53,387 --> 00:39:55,423 I'm gonna stop by in a few days. 723 00:39:55,456 --> 00:39:59,561 The house better be in good shape... painted or not. 724 00:39:59,593 --> 00:40:01,796 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 725 00:40:03,197 --> 00:40:04,365 Let's get you girls some lunch! 726 00:40:04,398 --> 00:40:06,166 But what if somebody wants lemonade? 727 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,903 It'll be okay for a few minutes. 728 00:40:08,936 --> 00:40:11,072 Good luck with your business, girls! 729 00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,108 Whoa, harsh. 730 00:40:14,275 --> 00:40:16,910 Sorry, did I say too much in front of your dad? 731 00:40:16,943 --> 00:40:17,611 You were in a jam. 732 00:40:17,644 --> 00:40:19,046 Yeah, you were totally jammed. 733 00:40:19,079 --> 00:40:20,514 You should just tell him the truth. 734 00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:23,084 Truth? My parents don't know shit about me. 735 00:40:23,117 --> 00:40:24,619 And that's for their own protection. 736 00:40:24,651 --> 00:40:26,253 So I should tell him that I might fail 737 00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:28,089 the only class he wants me to pass, 738 00:40:28,122 --> 00:40:30,191 that I got fired from the job I was supposed to keep 739 00:40:30,224 --> 00:40:33,193 to pay rent and that I run a bikini car wash? 740 00:40:33,227 --> 00:40:35,330 The truth rocks. My opinion. 741 00:40:35,363 --> 00:40:37,098 Maybe not all the truth. 742 00:40:37,131 --> 00:40:40,101 But I have to admit this will be great for the movie. 743 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,501 Built-in drama. 744 00:40:41,535 --> 00:40:43,538 Just pass the popcorn! 745 00:40:49,276 --> 00:40:52,347 Sorry. I get nervous in front of the camera. Can we try again? 746 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:54,215 Yeah, I'll just keep rolling. 747 00:40:54,247 --> 00:40:56,483 Okay. For real this time! 748 00:40:56,517 --> 00:41:00,121 So, why I became a bikini girl... 749 00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:02,122 It's all about the Benjamins, baby. 750 00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:03,291 Kelly, this is my interview! 751 00:41:04,992 --> 00:41:07,128 But I do love the Benjamins! 752 00:43:18,159 --> 00:43:23,131 Making it rain, baby. Making it rain. Whoa! 753 00:43:23,164 --> 00:43:25,099 Make it rain on me, Vex! Make it rain on me! 754 00:43:25,131 --> 00:43:27,135 No! You're not involved in the rain. 755 00:43:28,135 --> 00:43:30,171 Sorry, I was just trying to be funny. 756 00:43:30,204 --> 00:43:32,273 Hey, dudes don't get rained. 757 00:43:32,305 --> 00:43:35,309 Yeah. Yeah. Making it rain! 758 00:43:37,410 --> 00:43:40,648 Okay. Can I have everyone's attention, please? 759 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:44,251 Let me just say that I am... 760 00:43:44,285 --> 00:43:45,286 very drunk. 761 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:49,122 But, also, on Jack's behalf, I just wanna say 762 00:43:49,155 --> 00:43:52,793 that we are off to a really good start, motherfuckers! 763 00:43:52,827 --> 00:43:55,030 Cheers! 764 00:43:55,628 --> 00:43:57,264 I need more drinks to drink? 765 00:43:57,298 --> 00:43:58,131 I got rum. 766 00:43:58,164 --> 00:43:59,300 I'll grab a glass! 767 00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:01,336 My God! Grab me some! 768 00:44:15,215 --> 00:44:19,219 I'd get these glasses, but I'm a little buzzed at the moment. 769 00:44:24,758 --> 00:44:29,363 Awe, you're so sweet! Like a candy cane. 770 00:44:29,396 --> 00:44:33,167 Actually, they're minty, not really sweet. 771 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,169 Sweet to me would be like a lollipop or... 772 00:44:35,202 --> 00:44:37,205 Something with a higher sugar content. 773 00:44:39,539 --> 00:44:42,309 But, candy cane, nice! Thanks! 774 00:44:42,343 --> 00:44:44,345 -Yay! -Yay! 775 00:44:45,646 --> 00:44:51,586 Tori... Can I ask you a question? 776 00:44:51,619 --> 00:44:54,622 Yeah, you just did, silly! 777 00:45:00,628 --> 00:45:03,530 I got the rum! 778 00:45:11,639 --> 00:45:15,209 O-M-G! This one guy was so totally getting off 779 00:45:15,242 --> 00:45:17,378 when I was washing his windshield. 780 00:45:17,410 --> 00:45:18,746 He even had it out. 781 00:45:18,778 --> 00:45:19,914 Ew, it? 782 00:45:19,947 --> 00:45:23,284 Yeah! That should be extra, right? 783 00:45:23,316 --> 00:45:25,887 Can I talk to you for a sec? Alone? 784 00:45:25,919 --> 00:45:27,122 Yeah. Yeah. 785 00:45:31,858 --> 00:45:34,394 I'm a little concerned. I think there's a line 786 00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:36,396 that you don't want to cross with the car wash. 787 00:45:36,430 --> 00:45:39,300 I mean, Kelly's nipples did more washing than her hands. 788 00:45:39,332 --> 00:45:41,434 Well that's part of the deluxe wash. 789 00:45:41,468 --> 00:45:43,938 Is it? I didn't know that. 790 00:45:43,970 --> 00:45:46,940 Sure. Or you can go with just the nipple wash by itself, 791 00:45:46,974 --> 00:45:50,278 but it's a better value if you go deluxe. 792 00:45:50,311 --> 00:45:52,847 Now I see. Then the nips are fine. 793 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,916 No, you're right. I'll talk to them. 794 00:45:55,950 --> 00:45:57,518 We shouldn't have the nipples out. 795 00:45:57,550 --> 00:45:59,553 Just looking out for you. 796 00:46:06,827 --> 00:46:09,430 Just looking out for you, too. I wouldn't want you falling down 797 00:46:09,463 --> 00:46:11,466 and breaking that pretty little a... 798 00:46:12,465 --> 00:46:13,934 ca... camera. 799 00:46:14,867 --> 00:46:17,938 Yeah, that'd be awful. 800 00:46:17,972 --> 00:46:20,274 You know, you're doing a nice job with the car wash, 801 00:46:20,307 --> 00:46:22,743 even though I wasn't exactly sold on it. 802 00:46:22,776 --> 00:46:23,844 That makes two of us. 803 00:46:23,876 --> 00:46:25,947 Seems like the girls are into it, too. 804 00:46:25,979 --> 00:46:28,949 And my film might actually turn out better than I thought, 805 00:46:28,983 --> 00:46:30,952 that is, if the girls in my class don't steal my footage 806 00:46:30,985 --> 00:46:32,320 and burn it. 807 00:46:32,352 --> 00:46:34,621 That wouldn't be so bad, would it? 808 00:46:34,655 --> 00:46:36,457 Kidding. Kidding. 809 00:46:36,490 --> 00:46:38,292 I'm sure you've probably got enough 810 00:46:38,325 --> 00:46:40,561 car wash footage, though, right? 811 00:46:40,593 --> 00:46:43,764 I could use more footage. Unless you don't want me around. 812 00:46:43,796 --> 00:46:46,633 No, no, no, no. That's not what I meant. I... no. 813 00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:48,669 I totally want you... 814 00:46:50,003 --> 00:46:53,840 around. Around, you know what I mean. 815 00:46:53,874 --> 00:46:55,977 Then I'll be around. 816 00:46:56,010 --> 00:46:56,878 Cool. 817 00:46:57,677 --> 00:47:02,449 Hey, guys, am I interrupting? 818 00:47:02,483 --> 00:47:03,718 Actually... 819 00:47:03,751 --> 00:47:05,620 I need another beer. 820 00:47:07,488 --> 00:47:10,323 Wow. Someone has a bug up her ass. 821 00:47:10,356 --> 00:47:12,492 Nope. I don't think she has any bugs up her ass. 822 00:47:12,526 --> 00:47:14,462 Or anywhere else. 823 00:47:14,494 --> 00:47:17,998 You're the boss. And a really good one. 824 00:47:18,032 --> 00:47:19,767 Well. I don't know about that. 825 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,004 If wasn't for your creativity, none of it would have worked. 826 00:47:23,037 --> 00:47:24,538 I didn't really do all that much. 827 00:47:24,570 --> 00:47:27,674 Aw, you're being modest. 828 00:47:27,707 --> 00:47:32,012 No, but, I was thinking that maybe we should 829 00:47:32,046 --> 00:47:33,914 tone down some of the sexy stuff. 830 00:47:33,947 --> 00:47:35,115 Why would we want to do that? 831 00:47:35,148 --> 00:47:38,519 I mean, I want the business to be successful, of course, 832 00:47:38,552 --> 00:47:42,622 but you know just not with all the nudity. 833 00:47:42,655 --> 00:47:46,826 What's wrong with a little... nudity? 834 00:47:46,860 --> 00:47:50,765 Nothing, in the right context. 835 00:47:50,798 --> 00:47:55,436 Is this the right context? 836 00:47:55,468 --> 00:47:57,905 Yeah, sure. 837 00:47:57,938 --> 00:48:00,941 But, ya know, the car wash isn't really the place... 838 00:48:00,974 --> 00:48:05,579 But, you know I'm all about customer satisfaction. 839 00:48:05,611 --> 00:48:07,914 Customer satisfaction is critical. 840 00:48:07,947 --> 00:48:11,718 Aw, Jack, you're blushing. 841 00:48:11,751 --> 00:48:13,387 Am I? No. 842 00:48:13,419 --> 00:48:19,293 Just. One. More. Button. 843 00:48:26,432 --> 00:48:29,736 Jack, you can't feel a girl up and leave her hanging. 844 00:48:29,769 --> 00:48:31,938 It's not polite. 845 00:48:31,972 --> 00:48:33,407 Am I right, Brit? 846 00:48:33,439 --> 00:48:35,443 I didn't... I wasn't... I wouldn't... 847 00:48:35,476 --> 00:48:36,811 I'll see you guys tomorrow. 848 00:48:36,843 --> 00:48:39,847 But, Brit, look. But, we're celebrating. 849 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,582 Then celebrate. I'm tired. 850 00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:44,619 You may want to put those away. 851 00:48:46,586 --> 00:48:48,588 Yeah. I'm gonna go back to the party. 852 00:48:56,630 --> 00:48:58,566 That's what I'm talking about! 853 00:48:58,599 --> 00:48:59,600 So all I was saying for is that, 854 00:48:59,633 --> 00:49:01,601 we just need to be careful about going too far. 855 00:49:01,635 --> 00:49:05,906 But going too far is too much fun. 856 00:49:05,939 --> 00:49:08,442 Especially when Tori has a few drinks in her! 857 00:49:08,474 --> 00:49:10,009 Put on a show for us, Tori! 858 00:49:11,811 --> 00:49:14,714 Go, Tori! Go, Tori! Go, Tori! 859 00:49:14,747 --> 00:49:16,150 Is this going too far? 860 00:49:16,182 --> 00:49:17,050 No! 861 00:49:17,084 --> 00:49:18,119 Is this too much? 862 00:49:18,151 --> 00:49:19,119 Keep going! 863 00:49:25,825 --> 00:49:27,494 Hi. 864 00:49:27,528 --> 00:49:29,597 You got the poor kid speechless! 865 00:49:29,630 --> 00:49:30,597 Give him a lap dance! 866 00:49:30,631 --> 00:49:32,500 Hell yeah! 867 00:49:51,184 --> 00:49:54,389 Careful, Marvin. You might hurt someone with that thing! 868 00:50:21,682 --> 00:50:24,218 Come out. We're having so much fun. 869 00:50:24,251 --> 00:50:27,053 I'm tired. And you're drunk. 870 00:50:27,086 --> 00:50:30,190 I'm not even that drunk. 871 00:50:30,224 --> 00:50:34,595 Okay, maybe I'm a little that drunk. 872 00:50:34,628 --> 00:50:37,465 You're such a good friend. 873 00:50:37,497 --> 00:50:38,666 Thanks, friend. 874 00:50:38,698 --> 00:50:41,235 Yeah. You should be a bikini girl. 875 00:50:41,267 --> 00:50:43,137 I do not have the body for that. 876 00:50:43,169 --> 00:50:45,104 What? Come here... 877 00:50:45,137 --> 00:50:47,140 Tori, what are you doing? 878 00:50:50,843 --> 00:50:53,213 Let me look at you. 879 00:50:53,247 --> 00:50:56,117 Tori, what are you doing? 880 00:50:56,916 --> 00:50:58,919 Tori, come on... 881 00:51:01,255 --> 00:51:02,722 Tori! 882 00:51:02,756 --> 00:51:05,626 You have really nice legs. 883 00:51:12,064 --> 00:51:13,967 Tori, what are you doing? 884 00:51:14,001 --> 00:51:16,504 Come on! Let me see you. 885 00:51:23,809 --> 00:51:26,146 Tori, this is weird. 886 00:51:29,282 --> 00:51:30,150 Tori? 887 00:51:31,952 --> 00:51:35,155 Perfect. Wow. 888 00:51:35,188 --> 00:51:39,159 Why aren't you seeing anyone? Are you a good kisser? 889 00:51:39,191 --> 00:51:43,296 I don't know. I haven't really had much practice. 890 00:51:43,329 --> 00:51:46,599 That's crazy. You're such a cute girl. 891 00:51:46,633 --> 00:51:48,636 Come on, lick your lips for me. 892 00:51:54,307 --> 00:51:56,510 Again, but with more tongue. 893 00:52:16,195 --> 00:52:21,634 Yeah, that was perfect. Really, so good... 894 00:52:21,668 --> 00:52:25,805 I love you so much. 895 00:52:25,838 --> 00:52:26,706 Tori? 896 00:52:28,207 --> 00:52:31,211 Tori? Tori? 897 00:52:32,345 --> 00:52:33,548 Dammit. 898 00:52:50,296 --> 00:52:51,831 Whoa, Tracy? 899 00:52:52,865 --> 00:52:54,334 What the fuck? 900 00:52:54,367 --> 00:52:56,570 Good morning to you, too. 901 00:52:59,238 --> 00:53:01,342 What happened? 902 00:53:01,374 --> 00:53:03,110 You don't remember? 903 00:53:03,142 --> 00:53:04,845 Well, you were pretty drunk. 904 00:53:04,879 --> 00:53:09,116 I came over after the party. I guess I needed a booty call. 905 00:53:11,786 --> 00:53:16,624 I don't... Did we...? 906 00:53:16,659 --> 00:53:20,369 Baby. You rocked my world. 907 00:53:20,391 --> 00:53:24,692 I'm kidding, you passed out. It seemed a bit rapey. 908 00:53:24,735 --> 00:53:26,731 But, you're up now. 909 00:53:30,263 --> 00:53:32,030 You're not up. 910 00:53:32,072 --> 00:53:33,842 Aren't you supposed to get morning wood or something? 911 00:53:33,875 --> 00:53:39,880 No. Hey, hey, hey. Tracy, look... 912 00:53:39,912 --> 00:53:41,715 I'm sorry about this. 913 00:53:41,747 --> 00:53:42,381 Your penis? 914 00:53:42,416 --> 00:53:44,885 No. Not my penis. Look, 915 00:53:44,918 --> 00:53:47,387 hey... I've had fun with you and everything. 916 00:53:47,421 --> 00:53:51,258 It's, there's someone else who... 917 00:53:51,291 --> 00:53:55,729 Thank god. 918 00:53:55,762 --> 00:53:58,731 I thought it was me. I'm gonna go text Vex. 919 00:53:58,764 --> 00:54:01,101 He seems like a kinky motherfucker! 920 00:54:04,037 --> 00:54:04,905 Wow. 921 00:55:33,793 --> 00:55:35,094 Hey, Marvin. 922 00:55:35,128 --> 00:55:36,162 Hey, Mia. 923 00:55:36,195 --> 00:55:38,998 Could I ask you for some advice? 924 00:55:39,032 --> 00:55:40,501 Yeah, sure, what's up? 925 00:55:40,534 --> 00:55:44,171 Okay, I have this friend who really likes this girl 926 00:55:44,204 --> 00:55:47,975 and wants to ask her out. But he's a bit apprehensive. 927 00:55:48,008 --> 00:55:49,877 That's pretty normal. Is he cute? 928 00:55:49,910 --> 00:55:53,013 Well, I'm not sure how one might categorize his appearance, 929 00:55:53,046 --> 00:55:55,983 but let's just he's no stud muffin. 930 00:55:56,015 --> 00:55:58,519 Does he have a personality? Is he funny? 931 00:55:58,552 --> 00:56:02,789 Girls like funny. Funny can be pretty hot. 932 00:56:02,822 --> 00:56:07,126 Like, jokes? Or ventriloquism? 933 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:10,030 Put it this way, the guys I date are cute, 934 00:56:10,063 --> 00:56:13,534 but they're also funny. The last guy I dated was about a seven, 935 00:56:13,566 --> 00:56:16,803 but he had a great personality, which made him a nine. 936 00:56:16,836 --> 00:56:20,340 Gosh. I didn't know girls rated guys. 937 00:56:20,372 --> 00:56:22,041 Of course we do. 938 00:56:22,075 --> 00:56:26,213 So, tell your "friend" that a little humor goes a long way. 939 00:56:26,246 --> 00:56:26,914 And good luck. 940 00:56:41,461 --> 00:56:43,163 Well, hey, shit bag! 941 00:56:43,195 --> 00:56:44,497 Bobby, easy. 942 00:56:44,530 --> 00:56:46,499 Fellas. I got the dough. 943 00:56:46,532 --> 00:56:47,567 Yeah, you better have! 944 00:56:49,369 --> 00:56:50,437 What'd I do? 945 00:56:50,470 --> 00:56:51,471 Ya never stop. 946 00:56:51,503 --> 00:56:52,371 Stop what? 947 00:56:52,405 --> 00:56:53,506 -You're like an earwig... -An earwig? 948 00:56:53,539 --> 00:56:56,576 Just nattering tete-tete-te, day in, day out! 949 00:56:56,610 --> 00:56:57,778 No, I... 950 00:56:57,811 --> 00:57:00,380 You never shut up. I can't even think when I'm around you! 951 00:57:00,412 --> 00:57:02,048 But what the fuck is an earwig? 952 00:57:02,081 --> 00:57:03,416 Forget it! 953 00:57:06,485 --> 00:57:08,488 Here it is. 954 00:57:26,039 --> 00:57:28,042 Yeah, five. We're good. 955 00:57:29,108 --> 00:57:32,478 Damn. I was looking forward to breaking both your arms 956 00:57:32,512 --> 00:57:33,613 and beating you with them. 957 00:57:33,646 --> 00:57:35,282 Pa-Paw! 958 00:57:35,314 --> 00:57:37,483 Lucky prick. 959 00:57:37,517 --> 00:57:40,486 Hey! Can I get a receipt? 960 00:57:40,519 --> 00:57:41,988 He... 961 00:57:42,021 --> 00:57:43,389 This guy! 962 00:57:45,157 --> 00:57:48,127 How 'bout this, I'll give ya a "get the fuck outta here!" 963 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,530 That works! 964 00:57:55,401 --> 00:57:56,035 What? 965 00:57:56,070 --> 00:57:57,137 No, I'm trying not to talk. 966 00:57:57,169 --> 00:57:58,671 Good. 967 00:57:58,704 --> 00:58:00,640 But you know, I really don't think I talk all that much 968 00:58:00,673 --> 00:58:02,642 to begin with, and when I do, it's because I got 969 00:58:02,675 --> 00:58:04,311 something to say or to state my opinion. And you know what, 970 00:58:04,343 --> 00:58:05,512 given the freedoms we have in this country 971 00:58:05,544 --> 00:58:06,579 you could say what you want to... 972 00:58:06,613 --> 00:58:07,981 God help me! 973 00:58:16,488 --> 00:58:17,256 Hey! 974 00:58:17,289 --> 00:58:20,526 -Hey, Marvin. -Tori... 975 00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:25,666 do you know how to spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? 976 00:58:25,698 --> 00:58:26,532 What? 977 00:58:26,566 --> 00:58:30,571 It's not hard. Get it? 978 00:58:34,707 --> 00:58:39,680 What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? 979 00:58:39,713 --> 00:58:42,682 Spitting, swallowing and gargling! 980 00:58:44,383 --> 00:58:47,387 That's disgusting. I gotta get back to work. 981 00:58:49,322 --> 00:58:54,193 Maybe it's my delivery. What do you think Martin? 982 00:59:12,678 --> 00:59:15,682 Vex! Stop bombing Vanessa's shoot! 983 00:59:24,356 --> 00:59:25,659 We got some nice shots, V. 984 00:59:25,691 --> 00:59:28,227 Awesome, thank you! 985 00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:31,731 So Jack, I have to thank you for bringing me on at the car wash. 986 00:59:31,764 --> 00:59:34,367 Bikini car wash. 987 00:59:34,401 --> 00:59:36,669 Jack the exploiter. He's so proud. 988 00:59:36,702 --> 00:59:38,471 Come on, Brit. You know I'm not trying to do that. 989 00:59:38,505 --> 00:59:41,374 I'm just busting your stones. Relax! 990 00:59:41,407 --> 00:59:42,742 Really, no biggie. 991 00:59:42,776 --> 00:59:44,611 Nobody's forcing us to work there. 992 00:59:44,644 --> 00:59:49,416 We're getting paid and it's fun. And I could make a few bucks. 993 00:59:49,448 --> 00:59:51,751 Maybe we're exploiting the guys who are willing 994 00:59:51,785 --> 00:59:54,221 to pay way too much to have their cars washed. 995 00:59:54,253 --> 00:59:56,389 You're preaching to the choir, Vanessa! 996 00:59:56,423 --> 00:59:59,626 Vex agrees with me? Maybe I am wrong. 997 00:59:59,659 --> 01:00:02,095 Forget everything I said. 998 01:00:02,128 --> 01:00:03,530 I'll just upload these for you. 999 01:00:03,563 --> 01:00:06,566 Thanks, Brit. You rock. See you guys tomorrow. 1000 01:00:10,302 --> 01:00:13,506 See? Vanessa likes the bikini car wash. 1001 01:00:13,539 --> 01:00:14,640 Shut it. 1002 01:00:14,673 --> 01:00:17,110 Hey, who's ready to go in the pool? 1003 01:00:17,142 --> 01:00:20,646 No, no. No, Stop! Stop! No! Don't... 1004 01:00:26,552 --> 01:00:28,654 Alright, ladies, so we're offering detailing now. 1005 01:00:28,688 --> 01:00:29,789 So, just make sure to take a look at 1006 01:00:29,822 --> 01:00:31,457 the new price list I handed out. 1007 01:00:31,490 --> 01:00:32,793 Plus we're offering referral coupons. 1008 01:00:32,825 --> 01:00:34,394 These are really good ideas, Jack. 1009 01:00:34,427 --> 01:00:37,798 Great. Marvin got us a good deal on sealant, 1010 01:00:37,831 --> 01:00:40,800 so we can offer that now. Try to get the customers 1011 01:00:40,834 --> 01:00:44,471 to upgrade, you know. It'll make us, and you all, more money. 1012 01:00:44,503 --> 01:00:45,538 I like the sound of that! 1013 01:00:45,572 --> 01:00:46,706 We'll get them to upgrade! 1014 01:00:46,738 --> 01:00:50,744 sexy, not slutty. 1015 01:00:56,448 --> 01:00:58,151 I'm not changing anything. 1016 01:00:58,184 --> 01:01:00,419 We want to give the customers a reason to come back, right? 1017 01:01:00,452 --> 01:01:02,421 Well, yeah, of course. But Jack said... 1018 01:01:02,454 --> 01:01:04,824 Jack's doing this for his stupid class. 1019 01:01:04,858 --> 01:01:05,659 He doesn't know what's best. 1020 01:01:05,691 --> 01:01:07,760 I think he's doing a really nice job. 1021 01:01:07,793 --> 01:01:11,330 The customers will come back for us, not for sealant. 1022 01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:12,832 Without us, there's nothing. 1023 01:01:12,865 --> 01:01:16,335 So let's give them a reason to come back. 1024 01:03:44,550 --> 01:03:48,854 I'm screwed. Now they're working together. What am I gonna do? 1025 01:03:48,887 --> 01:03:52,324 Just talk to her, man. Ask her out. 1026 01:03:52,358 --> 01:03:54,361 I tried to tell her some jokes... 1027 01:03:54,394 --> 01:03:57,631 Jokes? How'd that go? 1028 01:03:57,664 --> 01:04:02,369 It didn't. You guys were right. She's in a league of her own. 1029 01:04:02,401 --> 01:04:04,871 Marvin, look, they're all in leagues of their own, alright? 1030 01:04:04,903 --> 01:04:07,373 You just gotta figure out which approach works best. 1031 01:04:07,407 --> 01:04:08,807 Easier said that done. 1032 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:10,509 Think of it like a computer program 1033 01:04:10,543 --> 01:04:11,778 you're trying to figure out. 1034 01:04:11,811 --> 01:04:13,747 Like coding? 1035 01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:15,381 Yes, exactly! 1036 01:04:15,414 --> 01:04:20,286 So, talking to a girl is like building a website? 1037 01:04:23,588 --> 01:04:27,026 Okay, fuck the coding thing. Look, just talk to her. 1038 01:04:27,059 --> 01:04:28,360 Ask her out. 1039 01:04:28,394 --> 01:04:32,631 Okay. But, what if she says no? 1040 01:04:32,664 --> 01:04:35,534 Marvin, look, if she says "yes" then great. 1041 01:04:35,568 --> 01:04:38,705 If not, then just move on to someone else. 1042 01:04:38,738 --> 01:04:42,909 Alright? Cause look, Marvin, you're a smart motherfucker 1043 01:04:42,941 --> 01:04:45,644 and some chicks, they dig smart motherfuckers. 1044 01:04:45,677 --> 01:04:49,048 Yeah... I am a smart motherfucker! 1045 01:04:49,081 --> 01:04:49,915 Damn right you are! 1046 01:04:49,948 --> 01:04:50,816 I got this! 1047 01:04:50,849 --> 01:04:52,852 Damn right you do! Yeah. 1048 01:05:00,693 --> 01:05:03,462 So, do you think he really has a chance with Tori? 1049 01:05:03,496 --> 01:05:04,564 He needed a boost. 1050 01:05:04,597 --> 01:05:07,100 I'm just afraid he'll get his hopes up, you know? 1051 01:05:07,133 --> 01:05:09,669 Yeah. But, I mean, you know, what else should he do? 1052 01:05:09,702 --> 01:05:12,072 Nothing? I mean, in high school, I wasn't all that smooth 1053 01:05:12,104 --> 01:05:15,108 remember? It was Vex that gave me the boost I needed. 1054 01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:19,345 Megan Tucci, I remember. But she said "no." 1055 01:05:19,378 --> 01:05:22,448 Yup. But it made it easier to ask out the next girl. 1056 01:05:22,481 --> 01:05:23,682 Who also said "no." 1057 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:25,584 No, she said "Hell no!" 1058 01:05:25,617 --> 01:05:29,555 But eventually, one said yes. 1059 01:05:29,588 --> 01:05:32,758 I like that. You really want to help him. 1060 01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:36,028 I'll admit, it's kinda sexy. 1061 01:05:36,061 --> 01:05:38,097 You think? 1062 01:05:38,131 --> 01:05:40,334 Just one second. 1063 01:05:42,735 --> 01:05:45,738 Bikini... Car Wash. Thank you for calling. 1064 01:05:45,771 --> 01:05:49,375 Jack! Keeping busy? 1065 01:05:49,409 --> 01:05:51,010 Very! Actually. 1066 01:05:51,043 --> 01:05:52,845 Really? 1067 01:05:52,878 --> 01:05:55,981 Just... making a few twerks, tweaks! 1068 01:05:56,014 --> 01:05:59,585 Makin-Just trying to jump-start business! That's all. 1069 01:05:59,619 --> 01:06:02,488 Terrific! I'm interested in hearing about these tweaks. 1070 01:06:02,521 --> 01:06:05,525 I'm sure you'll be impressed! Okay, bye. 1071 01:06:08,093 --> 01:06:09,528 I'm screwed. 1072 01:06:09,561 --> 01:06:11,564 Pretty much. 1073 01:06:19,639 --> 01:06:21,608 Hi. 1074 01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,008 Hi, Marvin. 1075 01:06:24,943 --> 01:06:26,146 Did you wanna ask me something? 1076 01:06:26,178 --> 01:06:27,780 Or, are you just gonna stare at me all day? 1077 01:06:27,814 --> 01:06:33,653 Yeah! I was... Are you busy, like, later? 1078 01:06:33,686 --> 01:06:36,021 Don't know. Depends. Why? 1079 01:06:36,055 --> 01:06:38,658 Well, I was wondering if you wanted to 1080 01:06:38,691 --> 01:06:41,628 go out with me or something? 1081 01:06:41,660 --> 01:06:43,662 Me? Go out with you? 1082 01:06:43,695 --> 01:06:49,501 Yeah. I know I'm not the typical kind of guy you go for, 1083 01:06:49,535 --> 01:06:54,174 but I am a nice guy. And I'm fun as hell. 1084 01:06:54,206 --> 01:06:59,511 Anyway, I'm not gonna beg. There are lots of girls 1085 01:06:59,544 --> 01:07:06,186 in the world who'd love to go out with me, but I'm asking you. 1086 01:07:06,218 --> 01:07:08,421 I'll think about it. 1087 01:07:14,227 --> 01:07:15,829 Hey. 1088 01:07:15,861 --> 01:07:16,863 Woo! 1089 01:07:16,896 --> 01:07:17,863 What happened? 1090 01:07:17,896 --> 01:07:19,698 She said she'll think about it! 1091 01:07:23,168 --> 01:07:25,171 I am so glad Jack pumped me up. 1092 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:31,211 By the way, why aren't you and Jack together? 1093 01:07:31,244 --> 01:07:33,213 Don't mean to pry. 1094 01:07:33,246 --> 01:07:39,084 I don't know. I mean, we've always just been friends. 1095 01:07:39,117 --> 01:07:40,820 I don't think he's into me like that. 1096 01:07:40,852 --> 01:07:43,722 All guys are into girls like that. 1097 01:07:43,756 --> 01:07:45,124 It's a well-known fact, you see. 1098 01:07:45,157 --> 01:07:47,093 Are you the dating expert now? 1099 01:07:47,126 --> 01:07:50,229 Well, I've researched the dating scene ever since I hit puberty. 1100 01:07:50,262 --> 01:07:53,565 And just because I'm normally scared of the opposite sex, 1101 01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:56,568 I've learned quite a few things regarding relationships, 1102 01:07:56,602 --> 01:07:58,238 at least in theory. 1103 01:07:58,271 --> 01:07:59,171 In theory... 1104 01:07:59,204 --> 01:08:01,207 I've got the charts to prove it. 1105 01:08:02,073 --> 01:08:05,512 Bye! Come back soon! 1106 01:08:05,544 --> 01:08:06,845 See, you're a natural. 1107 01:08:06,878 --> 01:08:08,280 Shut up. 1108 01:08:08,314 --> 01:08:10,917 Guess who just asked me out? 1109 01:08:10,950 --> 01:08:12,185 Marvin? 1110 01:08:12,218 --> 01:08:15,588 Yeah! It's a good idea, getting back at my ex, don't you think, 1111 01:08:15,621 --> 01:08:17,122 going out with a guy like Marvin? 1112 01:08:17,155 --> 01:08:18,790 Your ex was a real asshole. 1113 01:08:18,823 --> 01:08:19,657 Amanda! 1114 01:08:19,692 --> 01:08:21,995 What! I just meant for cheating on you. 1115 01:08:22,027 --> 01:08:23,762 I know, he's pretty dumb. 1116 01:08:23,795 --> 01:08:26,799 Well, you should hang out with us, too. 1117 01:08:35,174 --> 01:08:37,877 Hey, Mia said you wanted to talk? 1118 01:08:37,910 --> 01:08:41,247 Yeah. I need you to tone things down. 1119 01:08:43,049 --> 01:08:48,621 Alright, but Vex said it was okay. 1120 01:08:48,653 --> 01:08:53,959 Vex? Look, he's not running this thing. I am, okay? 1121 01:08:53,992 --> 01:08:56,161 If you can't follow the rules, 1122 01:08:56,195 --> 01:08:58,697 I won't be able to have you on for the last few days of this. 1123 01:08:58,731 --> 01:09:01,166 I'm doing it because of my girl. 1124 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:02,902 Because you're getting breast implants? 1125 01:09:02,934 --> 01:09:12,044 No, not those girls. My daughter. Her dad is a deadbeat. 1126 01:09:12,077 --> 01:09:14,246 I had no idea. Sorry. 1127 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:18,184 I'm sorry. I should've told you. 1128 01:09:18,217 --> 01:09:21,653 Look, everyone has stuff going on. Alright? 1129 01:09:21,687 --> 01:09:25,191 Just play it cool, you know. Don't cross the line. Alright? 1130 01:09:25,223 --> 01:09:28,327 I've got a lot riding on this, I just don't wanna blow it. 1131 01:09:28,361 --> 01:09:29,563 Okay? 1132 01:09:30,362 --> 01:09:31,564 Thank you. 1133 01:09:46,411 --> 01:09:48,280 Hey, bro! Want a sammy? 1134 01:09:48,313 --> 01:09:51,017 You told the girls it was okay to sex it up out there? 1135 01:09:51,049 --> 01:09:52,851 You know I didn't want that, man. 1136 01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:55,287 My grade and everything is on the line here. 1137 01:09:55,321 --> 01:09:57,256 It was Kelly's idea, really. 1138 01:09:57,289 --> 01:09:58,758 When did you talk to her about it? 1139 01:09:58,790 --> 01:10:00,392 I don't know. You know, the other night. 1140 01:10:00,425 --> 01:10:02,260 Before or after you had sex? 1141 01:10:02,294 --> 01:10:04,296 I didn't say we had sex. 1142 01:10:05,897 --> 01:10:07,366 Before. 1143 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:09,701 I mean, I was stressed about cash. 1144 01:10:09,735 --> 01:10:11,871 And Marvin said sex lowers your blood pressure, 1145 01:10:11,903 --> 01:10:14,307 so that's why I did it, you know. For health reasons. 1146 01:10:14,339 --> 01:10:17,242 You had sex with her for your health? 1147 01:10:17,276 --> 01:10:17,943 Yeah? 1148 01:10:17,977 --> 01:10:20,246 And you're blaming Marvin now? 1149 01:10:20,278 --> 01:10:23,049 Vex. I am supposed to be in charge here, man. 1150 01:10:23,081 --> 01:10:24,249 You went behind my back. 1151 01:10:24,282 --> 01:10:26,385 Well I didn't think it was that big a deal! 1152 01:10:26,419 --> 01:10:28,988 You're not gonna can me, are ya? 1153 01:10:29,021 --> 01:10:31,023 I don't know, man. I gotta think about it. 1154 01:10:33,759 --> 01:10:35,762 Stupid fucking penis! 1155 01:10:38,164 --> 01:10:39,232 -Hey! -Hey! 1156 01:10:39,264 --> 01:10:43,302 So, did you fire, Vex? He's refusing to get drunk. 1157 01:10:43,335 --> 01:10:47,407 No, that'd be pretty ruthless. Or is it heartless? 1158 01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:50,643 Not sure. Ask your sisters. 1159 01:10:54,213 --> 01:10:57,015 So, does the inventor of Easy-Corn think running 1160 01:10:57,049 --> 01:10:59,085 a business is harder then he thought it'd be? 1161 01:10:59,117 --> 01:11:02,155 First of all, Easy-Corn could be a hit, if marketed well. 1162 01:11:02,187 --> 01:11:04,222 Dude, it's corn, in a baggy! 1163 01:11:04,255 --> 01:11:06,325 It's the perfect snack! Come on. 1164 01:11:06,357 --> 01:11:08,226 And now, a bikini car wash. 1165 01:11:08,259 --> 01:11:10,162 My ideas are just ahead of their time. 1166 01:11:10,196 --> 01:11:13,198 Sure, that's what it is. 1167 01:11:14,799 --> 01:11:16,302 My Dad's gonna kill me. 1168 01:11:16,335 --> 01:11:21,441 Probably. But, fuck it, ya know? You're not your dad. 1169 01:11:21,473 --> 01:11:25,110 And, I didn't think the bikini car wash was the best plan. 1170 01:11:25,143 --> 01:11:28,914 But you know what? It works and it's helping everyone. 1171 01:11:28,947 --> 01:11:31,950 Yeah, and it saved Vex from getting his legs broken. 1172 01:11:31,983 --> 01:11:35,722 Can Vex be saved? 1173 01:11:35,754 --> 01:11:39,124 It's weird, and I never thought I'd say it, Easy-Corn, 1174 01:11:39,157 --> 01:11:43,162 but your bikini car wash is actually doing some good. 1175 01:11:44,162 --> 01:11:47,133 Girls in my class would kill me for saying that. 1176 01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:53,005 Well, look. If they do, just make sure you film it. 1177 01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:46,526 You think she's with her ex? 1178 01:12:46,558 --> 01:12:48,393 Yeah. Probably. 1179 01:12:48,427 --> 01:12:51,197 She say anything about going out with me? 1180 01:12:51,229 --> 01:12:52,098 No. 1181 01:12:55,934 --> 01:13:01,039 Why do we like her? Is she even our type? 1182 01:13:01,072 --> 01:13:04,410 Is it just because she's hot? If she went for me, 1183 01:13:04,442 --> 01:13:08,046 it would only be temporary. I know that. 1184 01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:10,149 I even calculated the chance that she was actually into me 1185 01:13:10,182 --> 01:13:12,552 and it is infinitesimally small. 1186 01:13:12,585 --> 01:13:14,921 I probably have the same chance. 1187 01:13:14,954 --> 01:13:20,425 No. I calculated yours, too. It was marginally higher. 1188 01:13:20,459 --> 01:13:22,295 And how did you calculate that, exactly? 1189 01:13:22,327 --> 01:13:25,330 Charts and graphs mainly. It's very complicated. 1190 01:13:27,265 --> 01:13:29,902 I didn't know she's into girls, too. 1191 01:13:29,934 --> 01:13:32,905 But I can't say I blame her 1192 01:13:32,937 --> 01:13:34,439 You look magnificent in a bikini. 1193 01:13:34,473 --> 01:13:36,342 No, that must be the booze talking. 1194 01:13:36,375 --> 01:13:40,213 Nope. I have a very high alcohol tolerance. 1195 01:13:40,245 --> 01:13:43,248 Well, it was fun, but it's just not really my thing. 1196 01:13:43,281 --> 01:13:47,452 Just did it for her. Dumb, right? 1197 01:13:47,486 --> 01:13:50,923 Not at all. I don't dress up nice for just anyone, 1198 01:13:50,955 --> 01:13:53,592 except for like a prom date or something like that you know... 1199 01:13:53,625 --> 01:13:54,526 You know, I think a nice shirt 1200 01:13:54,561 --> 01:13:56,595 is a lot different than a bikini, Marvin. 1201 01:13:56,629 --> 01:14:02,602 Yeah, I guess. You look fantastic now, too. 1202 01:14:02,634 --> 01:14:08,473 Not just in a bikini. I just never noticed before. 1203 01:14:08,506 --> 01:14:10,509 Not sure why. 1204 01:14:13,379 --> 01:14:17,617 If I were Tori, I'd totally be into you. 1205 01:14:17,650 --> 01:14:19,853 If I were her... 1206 01:14:41,272 --> 01:14:45,277 Tor... I'm gonna... 1207 01:14:50,715 --> 01:14:52,550 Hey. 1208 01:14:52,584 --> 01:14:54,987 Looked like you were having fun. 1209 01:14:55,019 --> 01:14:57,924 No, it was nothing. Where were you? 1210 01:14:57,956 --> 01:15:01,326 My ex's. He's such an ass. 1211 01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:03,528 I told him that Marvin asked me out 1212 01:15:03,562 --> 01:15:07,532 and he just got all mad. But it's whatever. 1213 01:15:07,566 --> 01:15:09,102 Come here. 1214 01:15:12,204 --> 01:15:14,139 I really love this dress on you. 1215 01:15:14,173 --> 01:15:15,675 Thank you. 1216 01:15:15,707 --> 01:15:18,911 I told you that you had really nice legs. 1217 01:15:46,205 --> 01:15:48,207 You feel nice, baby. 1218 01:15:50,241 --> 01:15:52,744 Are you drunk already? 1219 01:15:52,777 --> 01:15:54,981 A teeny bit. 1220 01:15:56,781 --> 01:15:59,317 Come on, I thought you were having fun... 1221 01:15:59,351 --> 01:16:04,357 Yeah, it was fun, but I just don't think you're my type. 1222 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:16,268 Where were we? 1223 01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:21,740 Well... we were sitting on the couch. 1224 01:16:21,773 --> 01:16:24,977 And there was kissing. 1225 01:16:30,049 --> 01:16:31,484 Like that? 1226 01:16:31,517 --> 01:16:33,519 I-ffirmative. 1227 01:16:41,326 --> 01:16:44,630 But what about Tori? 1228 01:16:44,662 --> 01:16:46,665 She's not our type. 1229 01:16:59,344 --> 01:16:59,779 Hey, Brittany. 1230 01:16:59,812 --> 01:17:01,380 Hey. 1231 01:17:01,412 --> 01:17:06,184 Look, I'm sorry if I was mopey and lame last night. 1232 01:17:06,218 --> 01:17:10,122 You were mopey. And super lame. 1233 01:17:10,155 --> 01:17:14,393 And well, I thought about what you said the other day... 1234 01:17:14,425 --> 01:17:16,294 and I gotta come clean to my Dad and the professor. 1235 01:17:16,327 --> 01:17:18,464 It's really my only option. 1236 01:17:18,496 --> 01:17:21,500 You're gonna have to let me film that. 1237 01:17:22,867 --> 01:17:27,606 So, Jack, what makes a successful business? 1238 01:17:27,638 --> 01:17:38,817 Hard work, good work ethic. Hard work... 1239 01:17:40,486 --> 01:17:42,688 You said that already! 1240 01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:47,826 Yo, Jack. Hey, bro. Do you got a sec? 1241 01:17:50,362 --> 01:17:51,430 Sure. 1242 01:17:51,463 --> 01:17:55,835 So, I just want to say that... 1243 01:17:55,867 --> 01:17:59,237 I'm sorry for going behind your back. 1244 01:17:59,271 --> 01:18:02,340 You know, I really do want this to succeed. And not just for me, 1245 01:18:02,374 --> 01:18:03,843 and the fact that I can basically 1246 01:18:03,875 --> 01:18:06,211 like look at boobies all day. 1247 01:18:06,245 --> 01:18:12,351 But because you're my best friend, ya know. And... 1248 01:18:12,384 --> 01:18:15,121 I think you're a kick-ass boss. 1249 01:18:15,153 --> 01:18:16,188 Thanks, man. 1250 01:18:16,222 --> 01:18:18,224 You just don't want to be kicked out of the house. 1251 01:18:18,256 --> 01:18:21,259 Yeah, that, too... And the boobies. 1252 01:18:25,763 --> 01:18:26,798 Sorry about that. 1253 01:18:26,831 --> 01:18:29,869 It's cool, but I do have to tell you something. 1254 01:18:29,902 --> 01:18:31,871 Okay, shoot. 1255 01:18:31,903 --> 01:18:33,738 What the hell, man! I paid my debt! 1256 01:18:33,772 --> 01:18:35,875 I'm not here for your debt. I quit Paulie's gang. 1257 01:18:35,907 --> 01:18:37,809 But I'm out of money, so I'm here to take yours. 1258 01:18:37,843 --> 01:18:38,878 Where do you keep the cash, bitch? 1259 01:18:38,911 --> 01:18:40,246 Dude, we just made a deposit. 1260 01:18:40,278 --> 01:18:41,513 Bullshit! 1261 01:18:41,546 --> 01:18:42,380 Dude, why don't you just like rob a gas station or something. 1262 01:18:42,415 --> 01:18:44,650 I know yous guys gots it here somewhere! 1263 01:18:44,683 --> 01:18:45,851 We ain'ts gots no money, man. 1264 01:18:45,884 --> 01:18:49,288 Alright that's bullshit, and don't make fun of my accent! 1265 01:18:50,656 --> 01:18:52,658 You should never quit a job without a back-up plan. 1266 01:18:52,691 --> 01:18:54,393 This is my back-up plan! 1267 01:18:54,425 --> 01:18:55,259 Not a very good one. 1268 01:18:55,294 --> 01:18:56,562 Even a retail job will be something. 1269 01:18:56,594 --> 01:18:57,762 Yeah, like a stock boy or something. 1270 01:18:57,795 --> 01:18:59,164 Yeah. Except you do have to work holidays. 1271 01:18:59,197 --> 01:19:00,298 True, and the customers are... 1272 01:19:00,331 --> 01:19:02,901 I'm not working fucking retail! 1273 01:19:02,934 --> 01:19:04,370 They're just trying to help, man. 1274 01:19:04,402 --> 01:19:06,237 You shut your mouth, dickbag! 1275 01:19:06,271 --> 01:19:07,939 Why didn't you yell at them when they suggested retail? 1276 01:19:07,973 --> 01:19:10,242 It was your condescending tone, you freaking dweeb! 1277 01:19:10,275 --> 01:19:11,643 I wasn't condescending! 1278 01:19:11,677 --> 01:19:14,412 Fine, they fired me. Alright. Ya happy? 1279 01:19:14,446 --> 01:19:15,781 They said I was being too temperamental. 1280 01:19:15,813 --> 01:19:17,782 Which is bullshit, I mean, yeah, I like to kick shit 1281 01:19:17,816 --> 01:19:19,017 and blow things up every once in a while. 1282 01:19:19,050 --> 01:19:22,388 But considering my upbringing, I'm pretty fucking low-key! 1283 01:19:22,420 --> 01:19:23,254 Low-key? 1284 01:19:23,287 --> 01:19:24,255 Alright, that's it. 1285 01:19:24,289 --> 01:19:26,291 Wait a second there mister! 1286 01:19:50,650 --> 01:19:53,352 Bitch, I will kick your ass! 1287 01:19:53,384 --> 01:19:54,753 You should work retail! 1288 01:19:54,786 --> 01:19:56,322 NOOOO! 1289 01:19:56,354 --> 01:19:58,357 Okay, enough! 1290 01:20:00,259 --> 01:20:03,829 Now, listen you spaghetti-loving ass, this is Jack's business, 1291 01:20:03,862 --> 01:20:06,832 not yours. So the money he makes is his, got it? 1292 01:20:06,865 --> 01:20:07,566 Got it... 1293 01:20:08,299 --> 01:20:09,467 No! Please don't slap me! 1294 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,436 I swear to god I'ma leave him alone! I promise I won't... 1295 01:20:14,639 --> 01:20:16,209 What the hell? 1296 01:20:16,674 --> 01:20:19,445 Man, that was close. Whoo... 1297 01:20:19,478 --> 01:20:21,347 My balls are on fire. 1298 01:20:21,379 --> 01:20:22,480 You were pretty good, Bobby. 1299 01:20:22,514 --> 01:20:24,916 It felt good. I thought maybe the middle was bit much. 1300 01:20:24,950 --> 01:20:26,251 No, it was just right. 1301 01:20:26,285 --> 01:20:28,720 Hey, guys! Guys! Wh-what's going on? 1302 01:20:28,754 --> 01:20:29,988 they hurt. 1303 01:20:30,022 --> 01:20:31,590 Bobby is in my theater class. 1304 01:20:31,622 --> 01:20:34,492 And this was my improv final. It felt pretty good. 1305 01:20:34,526 --> 01:20:35,461 You get it all? 1306 01:20:35,494 --> 01:20:36,161 Yeah, got it. 1307 01:20:36,195 --> 01:20:37,662 I can actually taste the pain. 1308 01:20:37,696 --> 01:20:38,930 So, you're not a mobster guy? 1309 01:20:38,964 --> 01:20:41,500 Well, it got a little bit on the side. I'd rather be an actor. 1310 01:20:41,532 --> 01:20:45,003 I'm trying to get out of the mob biz. Big Tony though? 1311 01:20:45,036 --> 01:20:48,606 Woof... He's the real deal. He scares me, honestly. 1312 01:20:48,639 --> 01:20:49,540 Well, you scared us. 1313 01:20:49,575 --> 01:20:52,611 Aw, thanks. It's a compliment. Truly is. 1314 01:20:52,643 --> 01:20:54,345 Can I make it up to you though? I feel terrible. 1315 01:20:54,379 --> 01:20:56,716 Honestly. Yeah, and your balls dude... 1316 01:20:57,915 --> 01:21:01,886 Two things. Number one. Get Paulie off of our ass. 1317 01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:04,023 I'll see what I can do. I can't promise anything, 1318 01:21:04,055 --> 01:21:07,026 but some guys just did open a strip club next to his bar, 1319 01:21:07,058 --> 01:21:08,626 so they're gonna want us to offer some "protection." 1320 01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:10,763 Yeah, it could "explode". 1321 01:21:10,795 --> 01:21:11,629 You never know. 1322 01:21:11,662 --> 01:21:12,196 Yeah. 1323 01:21:12,229 --> 01:21:14,400 What's the second thing? 1324 01:21:27,879 --> 01:21:29,915 That was a pretty good freakin' idea. 1325 01:21:29,947 --> 01:21:33,552 Exploiting both sexes? Very smart. 1326 01:21:33,585 --> 01:21:35,554 It's just balance. 1327 01:21:35,586 --> 01:21:37,956 Like adding orange juice to a lemonade stand. 1328 01:21:38,956 --> 01:21:41,693 Vex, suit up. 1329 01:21:41,727 --> 01:21:43,296 Yes, sir! 1330 01:22:02,613 --> 01:22:03,581 Hello! 1331 01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:08,586 -Hey! -Hey. 1332 01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:10,689 You were pretty brave with that mob guy. 1333 01:22:10,722 --> 01:22:13,425 You mean the part-time mob guy student actor 1334 01:22:13,457 --> 01:22:15,126 playing a stereo-typical mob guy? 1335 01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,095 You didn't know that at the time. 1336 01:22:17,129 --> 01:22:19,564 It wasn't a big deal. 1337 01:22:19,598 --> 01:22:22,034 So, you and Amanda? 1338 01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:23,069 Yeah. 1339 01:22:26,170 --> 01:22:33,978 Would you ever have gone out with me anyway? 1340 01:22:34,012 --> 01:22:37,616 Marvin, trust me, you don't need the drama. 1341 01:22:37,648 --> 01:22:40,986 Besides, you guys make a really cute couple. 1342 01:22:41,018 --> 01:22:42,153 Just, don't tell her any jokes. 1343 01:22:42,187 --> 01:22:45,991 Deal! And how about you? 1344 01:22:46,023 --> 01:22:50,628 My ex wanted to get back together... I said "no thanks." 1345 01:22:50,661 --> 01:22:52,664 He's not my type. 1346 01:22:53,497 --> 01:22:55,401 And you're gonna be okay? 1347 01:22:55,433 --> 01:22:59,637 Yeah, I just need to be alone for a while, you know. 1348 01:22:59,670 --> 01:23:02,140 Maybe like a day or two. 1349 01:23:02,174 --> 01:23:04,643 I'll figure out the rest. 1350 01:23:31,937 --> 01:23:33,671 So, how fast does this thing go? 1351 01:23:33,705 --> 01:23:35,908 0 to 69 in ten seconds flat! 1352 01:23:35,941 --> 01:23:37,476 Shit... 1353 01:23:40,978 --> 01:23:42,548 Paint my ass. 1354 01:23:48,487 --> 01:23:50,489 Unbelievable. 1355 01:23:53,959 --> 01:23:55,961 Wait till his mother sees this shit. 1356 01:23:58,729 --> 01:24:00,732 Are you fucking kidding me? 1357 01:24:03,101 --> 01:24:06,537 Made it into a god damn dormitory! 1358 01:24:12,277 --> 01:24:14,746 Kelly! You can't do that! He's an old guy, you could kill him. 1359 01:24:14,778 --> 01:24:15,813 I'm fine! 1360 01:24:15,847 --> 01:24:19,084 Jack, c'mon. Wait 'til you see the tip I get! 1361 01:24:19,116 --> 01:24:20,885 Look, I know you're doing this for your daughter and all, 1362 01:24:20,919 --> 01:24:24,256 but this is not how I want my business to run. 1363 01:24:24,289 --> 01:24:27,826 Did you actually believe me? 1364 01:24:27,858 --> 01:24:28,660 So you lied? 1365 01:24:28,692 --> 01:24:30,728 Come on, Jack, don't be such a prude. 1366 01:24:30,762 --> 01:24:32,231 You need me shaking my ass at the customers, 1367 01:24:32,263 --> 01:24:34,499 because that's what makes them happy. 1368 01:24:34,532 --> 01:24:35,834 She's right! 1369 01:24:35,866 --> 01:24:37,902 Red alert, Jack! Your Dad is here! 1370 01:24:37,936 --> 01:24:38,804 Fuck! 1371 01:24:40,037 --> 01:24:41,039 Jack! 1372 01:24:41,072 --> 01:24:42,907 There's no Jack working here. 1373 01:24:42,941 --> 01:24:45,177 Never has been. Thank you, come again. 1374 01:24:45,210 --> 01:24:47,713 Jack... 1375 01:24:47,745 --> 01:24:48,713 Dad! 1376 01:24:48,746 --> 01:24:50,749 Don't "Dad!" Me! What the hell is going on? 1377 01:24:50,781 --> 01:24:52,583 This is the business? 1378 01:24:52,616 --> 01:24:54,151 It's just, ya know... 1379 01:24:54,184 --> 01:24:55,586 And I was at the house, too. 1380 01:24:55,620 --> 01:25:00,526 Hey. My car is still very dirty. 1381 01:25:00,558 --> 01:25:02,593 One second, Dad. 1382 01:25:02,626 --> 01:25:04,295 We're gonna need another bikini girl. 1383 01:25:04,329 --> 01:25:06,130 Kelly, you can flag cars. 1384 01:25:06,164 --> 01:25:06,798 But Jack... 1385 01:25:06,831 --> 01:25:08,968 It's either that or nothing. 1386 01:25:09,901 --> 01:25:11,237 I'll flag. 1387 01:25:13,804 --> 01:25:16,073 So how'd you know I was here? 1388 01:25:16,107 --> 01:25:18,277 Shit! 1389 01:25:18,309 --> 01:25:20,879 I can explain, Professor. 1390 01:25:20,911 --> 01:25:23,281 Please do. 1391 01:25:23,314 --> 01:25:25,049 I'm just trying to figure out where to begin. 1392 01:25:25,082 --> 01:25:28,152 You lost your job, so instead of finding something else 1393 01:25:28,186 --> 01:25:32,057 you had some students rent some rooms to cover your rent. 1394 01:25:32,089 --> 01:25:36,794 Yeah, but I can get them to leave if that's what you want. 1395 01:25:36,827 --> 01:25:39,630 But just so you know, they're not just random students, 1396 01:25:39,664 --> 01:25:41,099 they're actually my friends. 1397 01:25:41,131 --> 01:25:43,168 Yo, Ferrari Guy is on the phone. He wants another wash 1398 01:25:43,201 --> 01:25:44,803 and he's got all these buddies at a Car Club. 1399 01:25:44,835 --> 01:25:45,903 They want a wash, too. 1400 01:25:45,937 --> 01:25:47,171 Talk about this later. Please. 1401 01:25:47,205 --> 01:25:50,309 So, am I getting a car wash today? 1402 01:25:53,277 --> 01:25:55,280 Hallelujah! 1403 01:26:00,352 --> 01:26:04,822 Your housing situation, that's one thing. But this? 1404 01:26:04,856 --> 01:26:07,858 How did you end up here? You said you were doing well. 1405 01:26:07,892 --> 01:26:10,996 Dad. I failed my Business Final, 1406 01:26:11,028 --> 01:26:13,799 and I didn't do so well on a couple of other projects. 1407 01:26:13,831 --> 01:26:16,200 Can I just say though, that the chocolate-covered sausage 1408 01:26:16,233 --> 01:26:18,870 may not be for everyone, but I thought it was inspired. 1409 01:26:19,403 --> 01:26:20,571 Thanks, Brit. 1410 01:26:20,604 --> 01:26:25,343 Jack, I gave you a chance. I did it for your dad. And this? 1411 01:26:25,376 --> 01:26:29,214 This is what you did with it? A bikini car wash? 1412 01:26:29,246 --> 01:26:32,351 I'm sure you can understand the professor's concerns, Jack. 1413 01:26:32,384 --> 01:26:35,687 Yeah, he looks pretty pissed. 1414 01:26:35,719 --> 01:26:38,356 He is. This isn't what I had in mind. 1415 01:26:38,389 --> 01:26:40,858 I analyzed your sales history and this week we brought 1416 01:26:40,892 --> 01:26:43,362 in more money than your last three months combined. 1417 01:26:43,394 --> 01:26:45,397 That's gotta count for something. 1418 01:26:45,429 --> 01:26:48,366 Hey, I just gotta say. This is easily 1419 01:26:48,400 --> 01:26:51,236 the best job I've ever had. I usually wanna quit after like, 1420 01:26:51,268 --> 01:26:53,237 two minutes, but it's not like that here. 1421 01:26:53,271 --> 01:26:55,240 Yeah, and I was able to pay for classes 1422 01:26:55,272 --> 01:26:57,174 so I could continue going to school. 1423 01:26:57,207 --> 01:26:59,878 And I got the best car wash ever! 1424 01:27:02,013 --> 01:27:04,715 And I... got laid. 1425 01:27:04,749 --> 01:27:05,950 Which is a miracle, honestly, 1426 01:27:05,983 --> 01:27:08,986 but probably not the best time for that announcement buddy. 1427 01:27:09,019 --> 01:27:10,088 Admittedly, 1428 01:27:10,120 --> 01:27:12,390 it does look like they kicked up the sales a notch. 1429 01:27:12,424 --> 01:27:15,427 Sales are impressive, but using bikinis and what not... 1430 01:27:15,460 --> 01:27:17,863 It's called marketing, sir. 1431 01:27:17,896 --> 01:27:21,900 Plus, I mean, you never said we couldn't do it this way. Right? 1432 01:27:25,202 --> 01:27:26,671 Is that Bobby...? 1433 01:27:26,705 --> 01:27:28,140 Hey, Dildo Dave! 1434 01:27:28,173 --> 01:27:31,076 Bobby Bullets... Yeah, he works here now. 1435 01:27:31,108 --> 01:27:33,411 And by the way, Jack was able to stop the extortion 1436 01:27:33,445 --> 01:27:35,746 that was going on here from those mob weirdos 1437 01:27:35,780 --> 01:27:38,150 that you somehow failed to mention. 1438 01:27:38,183 --> 01:27:39,251 Imagine the headlines 1439 01:27:39,284 --> 01:27:41,186 if one of your students was hurt because of that? 1440 01:27:41,219 --> 01:27:44,022 I didn't know they were due this week. 1441 01:27:44,054 --> 01:27:46,290 Regardless, they wont be bothering you any longer. 1442 01:27:46,323 --> 01:27:47,959 'Cause Jack handled it. 1443 01:27:47,991 --> 01:27:49,927 We handled it. 1444 01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:51,429 Considering none of us knew anything about running 1445 01:27:51,463 --> 01:27:53,965 a car wash, I'd say we kicked ass. 1446 01:27:53,997 --> 01:27:56,934 I know that some of my projects this semester 1447 01:27:56,968 --> 01:27:58,202 may have been lacking... 1448 01:27:58,236 --> 01:28:00,839 Hey! Long live "BanoNut"! 1449 01:28:00,871 --> 01:28:01,972 But you know, 1450 01:28:02,006 --> 01:28:04,041 I'd have to say that this should be considered a success. 1451 01:28:04,075 --> 01:28:06,111 So, if this doesn't work out, 1452 01:28:06,143 --> 01:28:07,945 maybe I'll open up my own little bikini car wash, 1453 01:28:07,978 --> 01:28:09,313 and I'll bring all my friends with me. 1454 01:28:09,347 --> 01:28:11,349 That's my boss! 1455 01:28:12,150 --> 01:28:14,318 A+? 1456 01:28:14,352 --> 01:28:19,457 Not quite, but it'll be good enough for you to barely pass. 1457 01:28:19,491 --> 01:28:21,460 Yes! I barely passed! 1458 01:28:23,495 --> 01:28:25,330 So that's what we're paying for college for? 1459 01:28:25,362 --> 01:28:26,497 So you can barely pass? 1460 01:28:26,531 --> 01:28:28,867 No, Dad. No. No. No... 1461 01:28:28,900 --> 01:28:30,969 I took on a challenge and we made it work. 1462 01:28:31,001 --> 01:28:33,338 That was the assignment. Grades are just 1463 01:28:33,370 --> 01:28:37,475 letters and numbers. But this place... 1464 01:28:37,509 --> 01:28:40,479 To me, this... this is what defines success or not. 1465 01:28:40,512 --> 01:28:43,482 And the fact that we have shitloads of customers here 1466 01:28:43,514 --> 01:28:46,985 and more on the way, I think that speaks for itself. 1467 01:28:47,018 --> 01:28:51,990 Boy. I'm gonna have to sell this to your mother, you know. 1468 01:28:52,022 --> 01:28:52,990 Can I film that? 1469 01:28:53,023 --> 01:28:54,026 -No! -No! 1470 01:28:55,527 --> 01:28:58,997 So, that's it. Your extra credit is done. You guys can go. 1471 01:28:59,030 --> 01:29:01,133 But we've... we've got more cars coming. 1472 01:29:01,165 --> 01:29:02,833 Yeah, Car Club folks. 1473 01:29:02,866 --> 01:29:04,835 And tons more later this afternoon. 1474 01:29:04,869 --> 01:29:08,240 Well, we wouldn't want to lose business now, would we? 1475 01:29:08,272 --> 01:29:10,007 Alright we got a big order coming in, guys. 1476 01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:11,842 All hands on deck. 1477 01:29:11,875 --> 01:29:13,512 Kelly, too. We're gonna need her. 1478 01:29:13,545 --> 01:29:16,314 Jack, I like that you rose to the challenge. 1479 01:29:16,347 --> 01:29:20,184 You know what impressed me? When you didn't fire that gal. 1480 01:29:20,218 --> 01:29:21,920 That would've been the easier way out. 1481 01:29:21,952 --> 01:29:26,924 She's a hard worker, just needs a little guidance. 1482 01:29:26,957 --> 01:29:29,527 Don't we all. 1483 01:30:13,604 --> 01:30:16,174 So, I wanted to ask you something. 1484 01:30:16,206 --> 01:30:19,611 No, Jack. I am not gonna join the bikini girl car wash. 1485 01:30:19,643 --> 01:30:20,844 Are you sure? 'Cause there's 1486 01:30:20,879 --> 01:30:23,180 a hot pink bikini out there somewhere with your name on it. 1487 01:30:24,648 --> 01:30:31,455 No, I was just thinking that maybe if you weren't, 1488 01:30:31,488 --> 01:30:32,991 you know... 1489 01:30:38,095 --> 01:30:40,999 Will you go out with me? 1490 01:30:41,031 --> 01:30:42,933 Like a date? 1491 01:30:42,967 --> 01:30:44,134 Exactly like a date. 1492 01:30:44,168 --> 01:30:47,371 I don't know if I can go out with the subject of my film. 1493 01:30:47,405 --> 01:30:48,572 I thought you were just filming that 1494 01:30:48,606 --> 01:30:53,010 for all your feminist friends so they can hunt me down. 1495 01:30:53,044 --> 01:30:55,113 When I started, it was about college life, 1496 01:30:55,146 --> 01:30:59,884 but then it changed. I decided to make it about... 1497 01:30:59,918 --> 01:31:01,952 Hey! We got another Ferrari coming in! 1498 01:31:01,986 --> 01:31:03,322 We could use some help, bro. 1499 01:31:05,555 --> 01:31:07,358 You. 1500 01:31:07,392 --> 01:31:09,961 The story of a dorky, but kinda cute guy 1501 01:31:09,994 --> 01:31:13,665 trying to open a business, and making it work. 1502 01:31:13,697 --> 01:31:15,133 "Cute?" 1503 01:31:15,165 --> 01:31:16,168 I guess. 1504 01:31:21,171 --> 01:31:22,174 Whoa! 1505 01:31:24,575 --> 01:31:27,245 Hey, maybe we can use Easy-Corn in your film. 1506 01:31:27,277 --> 01:31:29,146 A little product placement, ya know. 1507 01:31:29,179 --> 01:31:30,314 No. 1508 01:31:30,348 --> 01:31:32,351 No? Okay. 1509 01:31:50,300 --> 01:31:53,304 So that's how I started my business. 1510 01:31:53,405 --> 01:31:55,173 Our business, 1511 01:31:55,205 --> 01:31:57,208 'cause it's not just me. 1512 01:31:58,710 --> 01:32:01,914 It's these awesome people around me that made it work. 1513 01:32:02,981 --> 01:32:05,684 And yeah, the bikinis help. 1514 01:32:39,650 --> 01:32:42,653 So, what's the secret to running a successful business? 1515 01:32:44,222 --> 01:32:46,323 Hard work and determination. 1516 01:32:46,357 --> 01:32:47,592 And boobies! 1517 01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:51,463 Shake that booty, shake, shake that booty. Yeah, yeah. 1518 01:32:51,495 --> 01:32:53,230 Tenacity! 1519 01:32:53,263 --> 01:32:54,732 And Balls. 1520 01:32:54,765 --> 01:32:56,601 And accurate calculations... 1521 01:32:56,634 --> 01:32:58,470 The girls! 1522 01:32:58,503 --> 01:33:01,039 Another secret to a successful business? 1523 01:33:02,272 --> 01:33:04,541 Easy-Corn, BanoNut, Corn-a-Macabre. 1524 01:33:04,575 --> 01:33:05,108 Gag! 1525 01:33:05,142 --> 01:33:06,411 The threat of violence. 1526 01:33:06,443 --> 01:33:08,345 Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa! 1527 01:33:08,379 --> 01:33:10,081 Running a business takes a lot of things, 1528 01:33:10,113 --> 01:33:13,117 but principally... honesty. 1529 01:33:13,151 --> 01:33:14,019 Self confidence. 1530 01:33:14,052 --> 01:33:14,553 Trust. 1531 01:33:14,585 --> 01:33:16,487 How about the guns? 1532 01:33:16,521 --> 01:33:22,360 probably... me! 1533 01:33:22,393 --> 01:33:23,762 Tori... I swear to God... she digs me! 1534 01:33:23,795 --> 01:33:26,364 Wait, what was the question? 1535 01:33:26,397 --> 01:33:28,433 You know my answer. it starts with a "B"... 1536 01:33:28,465 --> 01:33:31,469 Oooh... Dedication, probably. 1537 01:33:33,437 --> 01:33:34,772 What is that? 1538 01:33:34,805 --> 01:33:37,642 Martin wants to answer the questions too! 1539 01:33:37,674 --> 01:33:38,543 Focus! 1540 01:33:38,576 --> 01:33:39,644 And guts! 1541 01:33:39,677 --> 01:33:41,780 And it rhymes with "newbies" 1542 01:33:41,812 --> 01:33:45,115 It's all about the Benjamins, baby! 1543 01:33:45,148 --> 01:33:47,785 As stated in my class, fifty percent of small businesses 1544 01:33:47,818 --> 01:33:49,653 fail on their first year. 1545 01:33:49,687 --> 01:33:51,790 And with these three monkeys running it... 1546 01:33:51,822 --> 01:33:53,691 it'll definitely fall in that category. 1547 01:33:54,424 --> 01:33:57,294 Wait, what's YOUR answer, Brit? 1548 01:33:57,327 --> 01:33:59,063 Hey, I'm the interviewer here! 1549 01:33:59,097 --> 01:34:00,532 No you don't! 112000

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