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[music playing]
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RAY BRADBURY
(VOICEOVER): People ask,
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where do you get your ideas?
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Well, right here.
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All this is my
Martian landscape.
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Somewhere in this room
is an African veldt.
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Just beyond perhaps is a small
Illinois town where I grew up.
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And I'm surrounded on every
side by my magicians toy shop.
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I'll never starve here.
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I just look around, find
what I need, and begin.
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I'm Ray Bradbury, and this is--
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Well, then, right
now, what shall it be?
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Out of all this, what do
I choose to make a story?
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I never know where the
next one will take me.
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And the trip?
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Exactly one half exhilaration,
exactly one half terror.
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[music playing]
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[coffee grinder whirring]
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[blender sounds]
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[toaster noises]
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[orange squeezer churning]
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[tea kettle whistling]
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[various noises]
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MRS. BRALING: So I told him.
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I said, Mr. Berkowitz,
if you can't see anything
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wrong with charging an extra 20
cents a dozen for large eggs,
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well, then, he can just find
himself another customer.
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And you know what?
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He lowered the price,
just like that.
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Don't forget to eat your prunes.
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All right?
Ooh!
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You're out of coffee.
I'll get you some more.
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It's all right.
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I hope you like it.
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It's one of those new
gourmet decaf blends.
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You know you have trouble
sleeping at night,
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so you tell me if
it's too strong, OK?
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Now, oh!
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Here is your bacon.
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There we go.
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You haven't touched your egg.
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Is it too runny?
Ah!
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You hate runny eggs.
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I forgot that.
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It's OK, don't worry.
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I can cook it over again.
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It'll only take a second.
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I'll just rinse out the pan.
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[gasp] The weatherman said
it was gonna rain today,
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and I see clouds in the
sky, so you'd better take
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your raincoat, just in case.
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And I put your
umbrella in the car
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last night so you
wouldn't forget it.
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Now, you have been sneezing
an awful lot lately.
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[gasp] I hope you're not
coming down with anything.
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There is that new
bug going around,
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so you keep yourself bundled up.
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OK?
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And don't eat any spicy foods
at lunch, because you know
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they do give you heartburn.
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Mwah!
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Ooh!
The time!
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Here we go.
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There we go.
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That's nice.
(SING-SONGY VOICE) Aha!
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Here we are!
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There's your coat.
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There, now.
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Oh, John, what would
you do without me?
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[indistinct nagging] It
seems really foggy out there,
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doesn't it?
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[knocking] (MUFFLED)
Why don't you
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just wrap your scarf all the
way around your throat, darling?
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Oh, right there.
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Oh, oh.
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[indistinct nagging]
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[grunt] Yes, Marjorie.
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Yes, Marjorie.
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[nervous laughter] Bye-bye!
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MRS. BRALING: Now, don't forget
to call your sister in Iowa.
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She's talking about coming
out this summer with George
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and the kids, so we have
to get that spare room
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painted before they get here!
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Oh, now, remember that
movie you wanted to see?
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It's on tonight!
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Drive carefully now!
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Have a good day!
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And oh, now, look
out for that car!
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Ooh!
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Slow down!
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Bye!
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MAN: Morning, John.
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BRALING: Oh, thank you.
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Uh, a man's been calling you,
but he won't leave his name.
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He called again.
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There's his number.
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That's bizarre.
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They call, they don't
leave a message,
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they don't leave a name.
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[sigh]
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[beep]
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[ominous music playing]
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COMPUTER: Marionettes,
Incorporated.
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We shadow forth personal data
sheet, Mr. John R. Braling.
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Full name, John Raleigh Braling.
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Date of birth, March 21st, 1930.
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Height, 5 feet,
10 and 1/2 inches.
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Weight, 250 pounds.
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Eyes, hazel brown.
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Medical history,
mild heart condition.
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Blood type, RH negative.
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Far sighted, uses
prescribed medication,
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Sevepol, frequent
user of aspirin,
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occasionally uses Valium.
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Marital status, married.
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[phone ringing]
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Wife's first name, Marjorie.
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Hobbies, model
airplane building,
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fly fishing, woodworking,
crossword puzzles.
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Sports, pool, checkers,
poker, televised football,
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and baseball.
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Dislikes, hockey and tennis.
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Favorite television
show, "Wheel Of Fortune."
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[ominous music continues]
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[soft flute music playing]
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[ominous music playing]
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BRALING: Now, I'll
just demonstrate
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this telephone connection modem
on this very special program.
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What about compatibility?
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BRALING: Oh, it's
completely compatible.
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COMPUTER: Marionettes,
Incorporated.
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We shadow forth personal data
sheet, Mr. John R. Braling--
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BUYER 2: That's,
uh, very creative.
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[nervous laughter]
It's just a little joke.
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COMPUTER: [beep] --1930.
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Height, 5 feet, 10
and 1/2 inches--
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BUYER 3: Why don't we
arrange another time for you
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to come back in, once you
have the bugs worked out?
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COMPUTER: --mild
heart condition.
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No major operations.
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However, appendix removed
at age 11, slight scar.
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Blood type--
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[computer slammed shut]
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[jazz music playing]
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John, what the hell
are you doing here?
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I need a drink.
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Scotch, neat, please.
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CRANE: I thought drinking
gave you heartburn.
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BRALING: Don't you start.
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[sigh] That's fine.
Thank you.
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Here.
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John, what's wrong?
You look terrible.
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You want to know what's wrong?
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Yeah.
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I'll show you what's wrong.
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You won't believe this.
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Now, look at this.
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Every time I punch into my A3
program, look what happens.
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COMPUTER: Marionnettes,
Incorporated.
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We shadow forth personal data
sheet, Mr. John R. Braling--
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BRALING: That's all I get.
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CRANE: This is a joke?
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No joke.
All right.
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Then, what is it?
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I don't know.
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That's the problem.
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Look at the thing.
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It knows everything about me.
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It has every scrap of
information-- how I-- how
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I look, how I act, how I think.
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It's all there.
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Whoever is doing this
must be following you.
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Crane, I only
sell the computers.
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I don't own the company why
would anyone want to follow me?
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Oh.
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Here, look at this.
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CRANE: "Marionettes,
Inc. We shadow forth."
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That's weird.
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They really want
to blackmail you.
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Blackmail me?
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I haven't done anything!
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Why would anyone
want to blackmail me?
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Have you been fooling around?
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Are you kidding?
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Fool around-- you know Marjorie!
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Where would I be fooling around?
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(UNDER HIS BREATH)
I just don't get it.
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Why me?
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CRANE: Why don't you
ask them yourself?
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Ask them?
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Look, somebody must
have something on you.
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I mean, what they're
doing is illegal, right?
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Digging into your private life?
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I wouldn't put up with it.
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If I were you, I'd pay
these guys a visit.
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You would?
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Maybe you're right.
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Crane, maybe you're right.
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[ominous music playing]
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Another wall.
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[floor creaking under feet]
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(QUIETLY) Damn shoes!
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[bubbling noises]
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[knocking on door]
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Hello?
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(SHOUTING) Hello?
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(MORE LOUDLY) Hello?
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Hello?
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(SHOUTING) What the hell
are you people up to?
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(SHOUTING LOUDLY) Hello!
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There is no need to
shout, Mr. Braling.
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You.
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Are you in charge here?
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Yes.
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My name is Fantoccini.
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Well, I want to know,
what-- what the hell do you
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think you're doing,
following me around
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and digging into my life?
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What are we doing?
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Why, we're helping
you, Mr. Braling.
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Helping me?
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Yes, helping you.
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Why the hell would
you want to help me?
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You don't even know me.
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And I sure as hell
don't know you.
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Oh, we're helping
you because--
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because you are.
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You live.
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You exist.
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You with the government?
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Oh.
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(CHUCKLING SOFTLY) no.
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No, no, far from it.
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I suppose you could call me
a social worker of sorts.
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Tell me, Mr. Braling.
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Are you happy with your life?
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Happy?
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(TO HIMSELF) Happy.
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'Course I'm happy.
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Listen to your voice.
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BRALING (ON MACHINE): Happy?
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Happy.
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'Course I'm happy.
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You have no right.
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FANTOCCINI: Any human
being has a right
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to meddle, to intervene, to
step forward, when he sees
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a sad man rushing to
the edge of the cliff
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toward his own destruction.
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You are that man, Mr.
Braling, a species of one,
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self-endangered.
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I don't know what
you're getting at.
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I don't know what you--
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I don't like it.
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You can live
again, Mr. Braling.
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Do you hear me?
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Live.
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(QUIETLY) How?
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Come with me.
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[ominous music playing]
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Observe, Mr. Braling.
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(WHISPERING) It can't be.
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It is.
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00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,599
It's impossible.
264
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,533
Obviously not.
265
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,471
Oh, my god.
266
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,311
Oh, my god.
267
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,950
Can-- can I, uh--
268
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,518
FANTOCCINI: Touch him?
269
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,753
Go ahead.
270
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,255
[nervous chuckle]
I feel silly.
271
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,964
It's warm.
272
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:27,400
Put your ear to my chest.
273
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,336
He even sounds like me.
274
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,209
[distorted heartbeat]
275
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,511
FANTOCCINI: He's perfect
in every way, Mr. Braling,
276
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,982
an exact copy, right
down to the ingrown nail
277
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,384
on the little toe
of your right foot.
278
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:48,521
Don't forget to tell
him about the birthmark.
279
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,390
He's got my birthmark?
280
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,291
It's all right.
281
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,626
I believe him.
282
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,794
I don't understand.
283
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:59,899
He's-- he must have
cost a fortune.
284
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,734
Why would you build it?
285
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,238
It is the new
age, Mr. Braling.
286
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,806
Look at it.
287
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,343
Marvel at its wonders.
288
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:11,578
It can be yours.
289
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,450
Oh, wait a minute.
290
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,620
Now, I get it.
291
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,556
You expect me to buy this?
292
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:24,491
Forget it.
293
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,062
No way.
294
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:37,971
Observe, Mr. Braling.
295
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,552
BRALING: Are these all robots?
296
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,387
FANTOCCINI: I suppose
in layman's terms,
297
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,222
you could say that.
298
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,990
These are much more than that.
299
00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:02,095
These are a chance, a
gamble, an opportunity
300
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,997
to reclaim your life.
301
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,598
Surely you've had
fantasies, Mr. Braling,
302
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:09,836
of the vacation you never
took to Paris, Rome,
303
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:13,073
Rio, and the Club Med, maybe.
304
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:16,076
A few women you had your eye on?
305
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,780
Think of it, Mr. Braling.
306
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,116
He could stay home
with your wife,
307
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:30,390
and you could do, well,
do whatever you want.
308
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,924
Not a bad deal.
309
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,426
FANTOCCINI: Hmm?
310
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,961
Forget it.
311
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,096
No way.
312
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:48,708
What-- what would a thing
like that cost me anyway?
313
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:53,313
The exact amount in your
savings account, Mr. Braling.
314
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,814
$25,000.
315
00:16:54,914 --> 00:17:00,487
$25,952.50, to be exact.
316
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,389
My life savings?
317
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,392
FANTOCCINI: We have a financing
plan for everyone, Mr. Braling,
318
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:09,829
but you could pay
in installments.
319
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,998
Very easy payments.
320
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:17,404
$5,000 down should
close to the deal.
321
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:21,141
$25,000.
322
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,544
I would never do that.
323
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,612
$25,000.
324
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:32,485
I-- I want to get
the hell out of here.
325
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,987
FANTOCCINI: Think
about it, Mr. Braling.
326
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,623
Think about the possibility.
327
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,924
Yes.
328
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,859
Think of the possibilities.
329
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,060
See, it's madness.
330
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,829
FANTOCCINI: Just think about it.
331
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,464
Think about it, Mr. Braling.
332
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,398
Madness!
333
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,304
Madness.
334
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,645
[jazz playing]
335
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,747
Scotch, please.
336
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:01,681
Uh, make it a double.
337
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:02,682
Hello, my friend.
338
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,117
CRANE: Braling, My God.
339
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,385
You haven't come here at
night since you got married.
340
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,986
Haven't I?
I didn't know that.
341
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,121
Here, to life.
342
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,592
CRANE: I don't get it.
343
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,893
You look like the little
boy who just discovered
344
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,495
there really is a Santa Claus.
345
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,466
Crane, there is a Santa Claus,
and Tinkerbell, and the tooth
346
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,101
fairy, and the Easter Bunny,
and then a pot of gold
347
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,536
at the end of the rainbow.
348
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,071
CRANE: Braling, what the
hell are you talking about?
349
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,339
What am I talking about?
350
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,707
You really want to
know what I'm talking?
351
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:28,741
I'll show you.
352
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:29,676
Shh.
353
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,811
Go on.
354
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,947
[clearing throat] Oh, yes,
put it on his bill, will you?
355
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:35,848
Give yourself a nice tip.
356
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:45,225
[laughter]
357
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,193
CRANE: Twin brother?
358
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,494
BRALING: Better than that.
359
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,928
Remember that stuff on
the computer screen?
360
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:49,896
Yeah.
361
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,031
Remember the black card?
362
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,200
Marionettes, Inc.
363
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,501
MARJORIE'S LAUGHTER
FROM THE HOUSE
364
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,635
You mean they--
365
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:59,439
They did, indeed, down
to every last detail,
366
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,074
except for a weird heartbeat.
367
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,177
It's indeed perfect.
368
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,112
He's better than perfect.
369
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,480
He's my freedom.
370
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,848
No wonder you look so happy.
371
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:09,749
Happy?
372
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,384
I'm mad with happiness.
373
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,720
I keep him in the basement
and I trade places with him
374
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,888
two or three times a day.
375
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:20,927
my salvation, my declaration of
independence, my deliverance.
376
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,530
John Braling is free at last.
377
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,764
Free?
378
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,099
You mean you've been out
every night this last week?
379
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,804
Every night, all night,
every day, all day.
380
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:35,775
Movies, bowling, all the
things I've wanted to do.
381
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,143
Wine, women, and song?
382
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,078
MRS. BRALING'S
MUFFLED LAUGHTER
383
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,647
I hadn't thought about women.
384
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,917
CRANE: Think about it.
385
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,018
I would.
386
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,086
When are you leaving town?
387
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,087
Leaving town?
388
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,088
Yeah!
389
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,090
Paris, Rome, Rio, Club Med--
390
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,725
surely, you've got a plan.
391
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,126
I haven't made any plans.
392
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,429
This is fantastic.
393
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,698
Every man should have one.
394
00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,832
CRANE: That's for sure.
395
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,801
[mrs. braling's muffled voice]
396
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,839
CRANE: She seems to
be enjoying herself.
397
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,107
Yeah.
398
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,310
CRANE: Ah, who cares?
399
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,778
How do I get in touch
with these people?
400
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:15,848
Live!
401
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,116
How much?
402
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,186
Every last cent in
your bank account.
403
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,321
And don't try to lie to them.
404
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,856
They know exactly
what you've got.
405
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,293
You really think it's
worth all that much?
406
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:32,098
BOTH: (LAUGHING)
Every last penny.
407
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,701
[stifled laughter]
408
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,927
[ominous music playing]
409
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:09,869
What?
410
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,913
$20,000?
411
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,116
(ANGRILY) $20,000?
412
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,252
All of our money is gone.
413
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,154
What in god's name
are you thinking of?
414
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,022
Wake up!
415
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,991
What have you done?
416
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:38,631
What-- have you--
417
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:39,532
done?
418
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,506
[distorted heartbeat]
419
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:52,278
MRS. BRALING: (MUFFLED)
Oh, what a dear!
420
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,847
It's so thoughtful!
421
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:56,349
Oh, John!
422
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,518
I don't believe this!
423
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:02,121
Oh, this is so exciting!
424
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:05,692
Oh, [gasp] John!
425
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,026
Oh, oh, look!
426
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,995
They're beautiful!
427
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:12,632
Oh, oh, my goodness.
428
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:37,156
John, what's wrong?
429
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,826
Nothing.
430
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:41,227
I have to go downstairs.
431
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,796
I want to check the furnace.
432
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:44,997
I'll be right back.
433
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,499
Why don't you take the
champagne to bed with you?
434
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,867
- All right.
- OK?
435
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,135
I'll be right back.
436
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:50,703
MRS. BRALING: You'd better be.
437
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,238
Don't be long!
438
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,373
[soft laughter]
439
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:00,613
You called?
440
00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:06,653
It's time for me to
go back in my box.
441
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:09,722
What the hell are you up to?
442
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:10,623
Champagne?
443
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:17,497
What am I supposed
to do now that you've
444
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,632
got her all riled up?
445
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:23,369
You know hard it is to
go up there and pretend?
446
00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,871
You haven't been around.
447
00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:27,139
You're acting
like a damn fool,
448
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,542
like the perfect little husband.
449
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:32,411
I couldn't imitate you.
450
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,180
Another thing--
what are all those
451
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,849
presents you're getting my wife?
452
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,150
Hmm?
453
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,886
You've got some nerve.
454
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:43,523
From now on, you check with
me on every action you make.
455
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:44,724
You got that?
456
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,796
No.
457
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:50,697
No?
458
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,899
No.
459
00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:56,235
I've been watching you and
your wife very carefully.
460
00:23:56,335 --> 00:24:01,474
At first, I sympathized with
you, your reason for buying me,
461
00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:03,943
your motive.
462
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,244
But then--
463
00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:06,145
But then?
464
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:12,619
But then, that was before I
really got to know your wife.
465
00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:19,058
We've been doing a lot of
talking while you're away,
466
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,427
doing whatever it is you do.
467
00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:24,063
Talking about what?
468
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:27,800
All the things you should have
talked about a long time ago--
469
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:30,169
the way you changed,
how cold you've
470
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:34,440
grown, always busy at work,
never happy a minute--
471
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:37,209
not a minute-- to tell
her that you love her.
472
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,511
Now, wait a minute.
473
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,880
Shutting your poor
wife out of your life,
474
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,083
driving her insane
with your indifference.
475
00:24:44,183 --> 00:24:48,955
She did everything for
you, kept the house clean,
476
00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:54,193
cooked you wonderful meals,
gave your massages, anything
477
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:55,227
to get your attention--
478
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,063
- Shut up.
- --your love.
479
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,164
(SHOUTING) Shut up!
480
00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:02,234
Braling, do you
really know what
481
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,703
it feels like to be trapped?
482
00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:11,077
Where were you going?
483
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:12,044
(NERVOUSLY) I was just--
484
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,512
I was just going upstairs.
485
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,047
The wife-- we've been
talking too lately.
486
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,416
BRALING'S MARIONETTE:
Let's consider it.
487
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:21,353
You're sure you aren't going to
call Marionettes, Incorporated?
488
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:23,322
Why would I do that?
489
00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:25,625
To tell them to take me away?
490
00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:26,559
Of course not.
491
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,127
That's silly.
492
00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:29,528
No?
493
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,731
BRALING: Have you been
talking to my wife?
494
00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:33,265
Did she put you up to this?
495
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,569
That dear, sensitive woman.
496
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:39,205
She'd never think of
a thing like this.
497
00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:41,808
- What are you gonna do?
- Second honeymoon, I think.
498
00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:44,410
Six months, South America, Rio--
499
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:45,645
I already bought the tickets.
500
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,213
My wife would love it.
501
00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:48,114
South America?
502
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,582
Your wife?
503
00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:50,683
Yes, Mr. Braling.
504
00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:51,751
My wife.
BRALING: No.
505
00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:52,785
What are you gonna do?
506
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,053
I'll-- I'll give you anything.
507
00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,088
You already have
everything, Mr. Braling.
508
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,671
[hissing noise]
509
00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:03,522
(SINGING) We're
flying down to Rio.
510
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,558
We're flying down
to Rio, to Rio,
511
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:09,628
to Rio, the land of romance.
512
00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:16,302
What were you doing
down in the basement?
513
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:17,569
I heard a noise.
514
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:18,504
Just a rat.
515
00:27:18,604 --> 00:27:22,074
Oh, my hero.
516
00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:24,010
[soft laughter]
517
00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:30,249
Oh!
518
00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:35,554
[laughter] Oh, John!
519
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,623
Oh!
520
00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:40,893
[music playing]
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