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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,760 When a woman bends over 2 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:45,840 a man sees a jelly doughnut. 3 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:50,240 Her brain expands. His explodes. 4 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,480 Dead on arrival in her powdered jelly doughnut. 5 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,440 Dad. 6 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:55,520 Daddy? 7 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:58,880 # I can remember when we walked together 8 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:03,680 # Sharing a love I thought 9 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,080 # Would last forever 10 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,880 # Moonlight to show the way 11 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,440 # So we can follow 12 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,400 # Waiting inside her eyes 13 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:24,040 # Was my tomorrow 14 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,040 # Then something changed her mind 15 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,720 # Her kisses told me 16 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,880 # I had no loving arms 17 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,640 # To hold me 18 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:44,000 # Every day I wake up then I start to break up 19 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,800 # Lonely is a man without love 20 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,880 # Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 21 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,520 # Lonely is a man without love 22 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:01,200 # Every day I wake up then I start to break up 23 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,320 # Knowing that it's cloudy above 24 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:09,320 # Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 25 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:13,760 # Lonely is a man without love 26 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:25,360 # I cannot face this world that's fallen down on me 27 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,720 # So, if you see my girl 28 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:34,080 # Please send her home to me 29 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,360 # Tell her about my heart... # 30 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:43,200 One, two. One, two. Okay, go. 31 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,680 # We are beautiful 32 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,200 # We are not ugly? 33 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,000 # We are angry? # 34 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,880 Hey, honey? I'm home? 35 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,720 Brought you some cookies. 36 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,880 Pignolia nuts. 37 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:35,320 What's the matter? 38 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,240 Somebody die? 39 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,000 "lf God's gift of grace or the light on your face 40 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:55,800 "could make me forget your vagina is wet." 41 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,360 Let me see that. 42 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,760 "To Tula, my Tula, my red flower of love." 43 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,440 What are you, a private dick? 44 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:10,000 How different could it be, huh? It's just a hole. 45 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,000 You can't incriminate a man over some words. 46 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,520 What do you think you're gonna find there? Peanuts? 47 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:14,720 It's poetry? 48 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,680 Po... Oh, it's poetry. 49 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,080 Well, I'm gonna give you some fucking poetry. 50 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:25,160 Pink motels. White thighs. Deep fried. Shake it, bake it, rotate it. 51 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:29,200 Swollen heads. Busted beds. Empty lots. Dirty red twats. 52 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,000 -You just made that up? -I'm deep. 53 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,280 A man is innocent till proven guilty. 54 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:39,000 I'm gonna lop your power helmet right off. 55 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,320 -Oh, you're gonna threaten me now? -You whoremaster. 56 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:43,560 -You whoremaster. I smoked your ass out... -No. 57 00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,800 -...you two-faced Judas! -I am not a whoremaster! 58 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,680 My brothers, they're the whoremasters! Not me! 59 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:49,800 Ever since you grew that filthy little moustache! 60 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,040 I am not a whoremaster! 61 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:55,680 Preening in the mirror like Maria Callas! Put the cologne all over my back, sweetie. 62 00:06:55,800 --> 00:07:00,480 I cook you chicken, fish, no butter low-cal this, low-cal that. 63 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,040 I trim your nose hairs, you fuck! 64 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,200 I swear on my father's grave, okay? 65 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,600 Oh, another whoremaster! 66 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:07,680 What's going on, Mom? 67 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,600 Oh, your father went on a beaver diet! 68 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:10,800 -This is not normal. -Grow up. 69 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:13,040 Only a giant among idiots would marry you. 70 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,360 It's all in your head! 71 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,720 -What? - What's in her head? 72 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,200 He's shitting out of the cup! 73 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,200 Will you listen to her? Listen to your daughter. 74 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,880 Snatch hairs pasted on your lip! 75 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,280 You shut up! 76 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,840 It's between your mother and me! 77 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,640 Knock it off! That's not fucking nice! 78 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,000 It's not fucking nice. 79 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,240 Even Gogo hated you. 80 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,720 Who's Gogo? 81 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,440 I don't like animals. 82 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,240 I don't like cats. I don't like dogs. 83 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,920 I don't like birds. I don't like fish. 84 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,280 I'm like my mother. I don't like animals! 85 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,440 -Who is Gogo? -Mommy's cat. 86 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,920 Every day you'll wake up alone. 87 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,880 You don't even like me anymore, do you? 88 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:57,600 I hate you with all the hate that you can hate with! 89 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,360 Did you hear that? 90 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:04,440 Did you hear what your mother said to me? 91 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,240 Can you hate more than that? 92 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,640 If you can, then I hate you more than that. 93 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:14,320 Then go back to him! Go back to your first love! 94 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,280 Go back to him! Go! 95 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,120 "l can remember when we walked together 96 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,480 "Sharing a love I thought would last forever" 97 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:38,360 I'd give anything if you'd come back to me. Anything. 98 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,360 # I cannot face this world 99 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,760 # That's fallen down on me 100 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:11,520 # So, if you see my girl please send her back to me 101 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:17,280 # Tell her about my heart 102 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:20,480 # That's slowly dying 103 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:25,960 # Say I can't stop myself 104 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,600 # From crying 105 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:33,840 # Every day I wake up then I start to break up 106 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:37,120 # Lonely is a man without love 107 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,840 # Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 108 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:45,760 # Lonely is a man without love 109 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,920 # Every day I wake up 110 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,480 # Then I start to break up 111 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,400 # Knowing that it's cloudy above 112 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:58,280 # Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 113 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,680 # Lonely is a man without love 114 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:06,880 # Every day I wake up then I start to break up 115 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,280 # Knowing that it's cloudy above 116 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,480 # Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 117 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,640 Oh, three o'clock, three o'clock. 118 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:18,160 # Lonely is a man without love 119 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:23,280 # Every day I wake up then I start to break up 120 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,800 # Lonely is a man without love 121 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,240 # Every day I start out 122 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,480 # Then I cry my heart out 123 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,840 # Lonely is a man 124 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:39,440 # Without love! # 125 00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:58,920 What's the problem? 126 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,720 I'm a married man. 127 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,720 A domestic disturbance was reported, sir. 128 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,880 -Yeah, that's the problem. -Name, sir? 129 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,360 Nick Murder. 130 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,640 -You ever been married? -More than once, sir. 131 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,440 Yeah? What went wrong? 132 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:20,440 Everything, sir. Am now once again. Third wife, sir. 133 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:24,520 No, no, no, one wife, that's all a man's meant to have. One wife. It's enough. 134 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,320 Yes, sir. 135 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,600 What's with all the "sir" shit? 136 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,600 Military habit, sir. 137 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,440 Oh, yeah? What branch? 138 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,240 101 st Airborne, sir. 139 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,080 Navy. Sound off! 140 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,840 Rat shit. Bat shit. Dirty old twat. Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. 141 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:44,720 Eat, bite, suck, fuck, nibble, gobble, chew. 142 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:48,480 I'm a fucking paratrooper! Who the fuck are you? Sir! 143 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,720 -Marriage is combat, son. -Yes, sir. 144 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,320 -And not clean combat. -No, sir. 145 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,800 She's got her territory in there, I've got mine. 146 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,080 She's got her army back in there. I'm out here alone. 147 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,600 There's no prayer in that animal. 148 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,120 -He's a selfish man, Ma. -Something should be done about him. 149 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,760 Drink some water. 150 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,720 I live in fear when he's around. 151 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,200 I love you, Ma. I love you so much. 152 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:24,880 I love you so much with all my heart and soul. I love you more than my real mom. 153 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,440 I mean, I love her, too but I can't remember her, so... 154 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,400 Rara, come on, come on. 155 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,280 I love Baby, but she doesn't any spend time with me anymore. She's changed. 156 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,520 Enough. 157 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,720 If the love ain't there it's gonna come back, Ma. 158 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,120 Come on. Rara, give her some space. Come here, come here. 159 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,920 Here. Come here. 160 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,560 What did he mean, "Go back to him? " Go back to who? 161 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,160 There was someone else in my life a long time ago. 162 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,960 A gentle man. 163 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,000 You were married to him? 164 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,520 Before the war. 165 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,800 He went off to fight far, far away. 166 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,120 I met your father then. 167 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,320 No, I saw her coming out of the loo at her crazy sister's apartment. 168 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,360 She had this headful of wet hair and was wearing 169 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,960 a soft, cream-coloured terry cloth robe. 170 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,960 So I asked her. I need to borrow a piece of luggage. 171 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,680 -You shacking up? -Ah, ain't nothing wrong with sex. 172 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,960 You have big ones, buster. 173 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,080 Yeah. Dinosaur balls. 174 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,000 I'm from Brooklyn. Boys don't talk to girls like that in Brooklyn. 175 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,160 I felt a sharp pain, like death. 176 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,360 The girl with the kind eyes, I says. 177 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,840 That's the girl. The girl I will marry. 178 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,120 You rat bastard. 179 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,040 I know you're in there. 180 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:40,640 Where are you? 181 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,640 Lost in the void. 182 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:50,880 Help me! 183 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,560 Somebody help me! 184 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,640 God had to give me cataracts. 185 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:11,440 One day you'll be blind like me! In the dark forever, like me! 186 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,720 "Oh, sunlight of no light 187 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:22,120 "Once you were mine 188 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,480 "Let me feel the pillars upon which this house rests 189 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:39,480 "Oh, Lord God, remember me, I pray thee 190 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:45,520 "And strengthen me, I pray thee only this once, oh, God 191 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,960 "that I may revenge myself upon the Philistines for one of my two eyes." 192 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,880 Die, Samson! 193 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,560 "Let me die with the Philistines!" 194 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,320 Wait, I'm coming up. Wait! 195 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,960 I'm not the type of guy who goes up to a woman 196 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,560 says, "You want to go out with me? " and then takes his dick out. 197 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,520 That's not my style. I'm no beast. 198 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,520 What? 199 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,000 I'd like to fuck a woman tennis player. 200 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,840 You know, with the outfit on. And a tennis ball stuck in her panties. 201 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,560 Know what I heard? Tony Curtis almost lost his sex life. 202 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,600 Back in '44 he's on a Navy sub. 203 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,000 A winch falls off 204 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,920 hits him in the base of the spine. Right? 205 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,400 Tony was paralysed. 206 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,880 He was laying there, just, he was praying. 207 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,120 Tony started praying that his private parts would not be dead. 208 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,880 And about a week later he starts to feel a tingling. 209 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,400 Tony fucking Curtis. 210 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,320 What am I gonna do? 211 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,880 Oh, you've got it bad, Nick. 212 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,960 I told you. I warned you. 213 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,520 Chicks smell a boner 10 miles away. 214 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,960 I'd be better off a fag. 215 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,760 Those guys are in shape. Randolph Scott was a fag. 216 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,000 Not Randolph Scott? 217 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,160 Yeah, him and Cary Grant. 218 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,720 Get out of here. Not in a million years. 219 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,280 The list is long. There's a lot of great fags. 220 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,960 Coming up. All right? 221 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,480 And she's a redhead. 222 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,400 Au naturel? 223 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,680 The whole megillah. 224 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,720 It's rare. They feel more. That's scientifically proven. 225 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,760 -What? -You take a natural red versus a brunette. 226 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,400 Right? And you prod them both with a jolt of electric shock, mild. 227 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,520 The carrot-top's gonna need 20% more anaesthesia. 228 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,720 To numb the pain? 229 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:16,000 Pain, pleasure, it's all nerve-related. The point is, they feel more. 230 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,720 Nice as she is, red as her bush is fuckable as she is 231 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:25,400 you gotta put the fire out, my friend. Attend to it. 232 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:29,160 Stamp out that Benson & Hedges bitch once and for all. 233 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,920 All right, you bitch in heat you're going down! 234 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,560 Come down from there right now! 235 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,600 Oh, my God! She's hot! 236 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,040 -I might need some for... -No, but you don't. 237 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,880 Get them when you really need them. 238 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,040 - Sometimes I need -Take one. 239 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,560 -...to have some in the house. -Take one. 240 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,440 Choose one you're gonna keep. Put the other ones back. 241 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,840 All right. One card. I'm gonna get a card. I'm gonna choose one. 242 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,320 -Go ahead. Put the other ones back. -How the hell are you? 243 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,200 -Grace. -What's the matter? 244 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,920 I had diarrhoea yesterday, Grace. 245 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,280 I was in the bathroom when you knocked on the door. Bad. 246 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,440 You've been wronged. I feel it. 247 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:24,440 You don't have to tell me anything. I have never met one man who was faithful. 248 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,760 -You've only been with one man, Grace. -Till death do us part. 249 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:32,240 Did you ever feel that you wanted to squeeze a kitten until the head pops off? 250 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,880 All right, put this back. That's enough. 251 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,200 He was a beautiful man, my Chester. A real Southern gentleman. 252 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,800 Quiet. Dark. Graceful. 253 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,360 I still love him with every fibre. 254 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,640 That was 20 years ago, Grace. 255 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:51,200 Look, don't touch! Don't touch! 256 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,800 -You want to buy it or not? You buy it. -I don't want to buy it. I just... 257 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,880 It's good. All this ones is good. Look at... You can look as much as... 258 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,040 -He's the only man I've ever loved. -He thought you were shoplifting, Ma. 259 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,800 -Don't touch! -I can't help it. 260 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,600 -Tell him to stick his cards up his ass. -You want me to say that? 261 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,960 I'm too weak to break the chains. 262 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,040 I don't feel so good. I mean, I was up and now I'm down. 263 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,160 He's been married four times. Four times, Gracie, since he left you. 264 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,680 Mickey Rooney was married eight times! 265 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,520 I don't care! I love Chester! 266 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,880 What a woman thinks she's doing doesn't count for anything, Grace. 267 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,160 Oh, Kitty. 268 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,400 Okay, okay, that's enough now. 269 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,480 That's enough, that's enough. 270 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,680 When I see somebody hugging it's make me sick. 271 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,040 I feel lonely. So lonely. 272 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,520 Don't make me cry. Please, go out! 273 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,920 # We are not ugly 274 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,040 # And we are not beautiful 275 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,240 # No, we are angry 276 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,880 -Rara, where's Mommy? -Out. 277 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,320 Where? 278 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,920 # We are not pretty 279 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,280 I'm not supposed to say nothing. She told me not to tell you. 280 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,040 # No, we are angry 281 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,160 Church. She went to church. 282 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:11,440 She went to church? 283 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,880 # We are angry 284 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,720 Went to see God, huh? 285 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,080 God's everywhere. 286 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,240 Don't need to go to church to see him. 287 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,280 You're right, Dad. God is everywhere. 288 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,800 # I'm outta here # 289 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,800 All right, I'm hungry, let's eat. What's for dinner? 290 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,400 We ate already. 291 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,000 -You ate? -Pork chops. 292 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,880 Without me, your father? 293 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,400 Mommy didn't cook for you. 294 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,800 I had three pork chops 295 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,480 Your mother's down there lighting candles and a man's here starving? 296 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,880 -...and apple sauce. -I paid for those pork chops! 297 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,160 Papa wants pork chops. 298 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,040 Medium rare. 299 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,200 Mama ain't... 300 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:53,200 Mama ain't cookin', bastin' 301 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,000 floppin' pork chops. 302 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,480 -Pork chops! -Lamb chops! 303 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,320 -Lamb chops! Chops, chops. -Loin chops! 304 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,560 # Barometer, parameter # Ooh! Barometer, diameter 305 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,920 # Stuck his meat thermometer and tested her barometer 306 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,280 # Papa pop a cork Fuckin' the pork 307 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,000 # Papa ate out! Gonna take out! 308 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,200 # Take out! Ate out! # Ate out! 309 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,760 # Take out! # Take out! # 310 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,760 # How my heart does rejoice 311 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,320 # When I hear his sweet voice 312 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:59,280 # And the tempest to Him I do flee 313 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,200 # That to lean on his arm 314 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,480 # Safe, secure from all harm 315 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:11,760 # When He reached out his hand for me 316 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,000 # For me 317 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:19,400 # When my Saviour reached down for me 318 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,040 # For me 319 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:26,640 # When He reached down his hand for me 320 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,200 # For me 321 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,760 # I was lost and undone 322 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,520 # Without my God or his Son 323 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:41,520 # When He reached down his hand for me 324 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,760 # For # For 325 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:51,600 # Me # 326 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,680 What have we here? Return of the prodigal daughter? 327 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,400 Come! 328 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,520 Come on in. 329 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,640 # Never, ever gonna give you up # 330 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,640 "Can't get enough of your love, babe." 331 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,560 "I'm gonna love you just a little bit more, Baby." 332 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,040 "I'll do for you anything you want me to." 333 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,720 "Let the music play." 334 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,960 "Your sweetness is my weakness." 335 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,000 You're the best kisser in the whole world Fryburg. 336 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,440 I'm going to make out with your whole family, Baby. 337 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,520 Do it, baby! Do it! 338 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,960 # Didn't I make you feel 339 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:48,000 # Like you were the only man? 340 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:55,840 # Didn't I give you everything a woman possibly can? 341 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,000 # But with all the love I give you 342 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,760 # It's never enough 343 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,120 # I'm gonna show you, baby 344 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,600 # That a woman can be tough 345 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,160 # So come on, come on 346 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,200 # Come on, come on 347 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,480 # Take it 348 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,000 # Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 349 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,000 # Break it 350 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,400 # Break another little bit of my heart now, honey 351 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,000 # Have a 352 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:31,080 # Have another little piece of my heart now, baby 353 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:36,680 # You know you've got it if it makes you feel good # 354 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,880 Hello? Who's this? 355 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,840 Hey, baby, it's me. 356 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,760 Oh. 357 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:06,480 Hello. 358 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,480 Did you make love last night? 359 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,520 Love? 360 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,200 No. 361 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,680 So you've lost a night. 362 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,240 Oh, Nicky. 363 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,120 I want you to put your finger up my asshole right now. 364 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:25,960 Tula. 365 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,360 My pussy's lonely, baby. 366 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,440 Yeah? 367 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,160 Kiss it, nasty man. Come on. 368 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,560 Yeah. Give me those balls that clang. 369 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,920 Don't talk like that, will you? 370 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,480 Well, you know what, Nicky? I can't talk. 371 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:47,040 I'm just getting fucked by a big, hard young, circumcised cock. 372 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,040 What are you talking about? Are you with somebody else? 373 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,520 You're not here. 374 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,200 What do you want me to do sit around and touch myself? 375 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do. 376 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,800 Let me put the radio on. All right. 377 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,680 All right. 378 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,920 All right, all right, go ahead. 379 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,040 # Come on, come on 380 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,160 So, I put my ass in your face and move it up and down, up and down. 381 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,160 # Come on and take it 382 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,240 # Take an other little piece of my heart now, baby # 383 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,400 Do you like it like that, Nicky, do ya? I'm rubbing my pussy. 384 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:22,960 Are you getting really hard? How is your foreskin? Is it still on, is it? 385 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:27,240 Show me your face, big boy! Yeah, that's it, nasty man. 386 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,640 You know what to do. You know all the tricks, don't you? 387 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,920 # You know you got it 388 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,080 # Take it # 389 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:40,320 It's tasty, isn't it? Come on, lick the icing off me cupcakes. 390 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,680 I'm rubbing myself really rubbing myself hard... 391 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:50,080 # If you're looking for trouble You came to the right place 392 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:55,280 # If you're looking for trouble Just look right in my face 393 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,440 # I was born standing up 394 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,280 # And talking back 395 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:06,000 # My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack 396 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,520 # Because I'm evil # 397 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,520 Cousin Bo! 398 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,040 What's the trouble, Kitten? 399 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,120 "Breaking in a brand new broken heart? 400 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,560 "Lost that loving feeling? 401 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,040 "Three cigarettes in an ashtray? " 402 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,280 It's worse than any song could say. 403 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,680 If anyone could, the King would. I know, I know the hurt. 404 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,880 Been there. Nick's been shacking? 405 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,200 Not now, Bo. 406 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,000 I'll lay him right out. Boom! Like that. 407 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,440 No one messes with my Special K. 408 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,800 All right, Baby. 409 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,760 Baby, you're the 50-foot woman. 410 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,560 You'd better not be getting hitched. 411 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,840 No! The dummy was just too short. 412 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,120 "Here's looking at you, kid." 413 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:03,920 I got my teeth fixed. 414 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,360 Good for you, Bo. 415 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:14,960 Are you circumcised? 416 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,160 What? 417 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,240 Are you circumcised? 418 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:19,560 Circularise? 419 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,720 No, circumcised! 420 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,640 My circulation's fine. 421 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,760 No. Are you circumcised? You know? 422 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,040 Does a man's calzone look better that way? 423 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,600 Is it more attractive to women with... 424 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,680 I'd like to fuck a woman with a backside as big as the world. 425 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,600 Are you listening to me? I'm talking to you. 426 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,600 Well, who wants to know? 427 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,360 You cocksucker. You should have been a scientist. 428 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,040 It's cleaner. It's cleaner without the foreskin. 429 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,400 Most guys in pornos, John Leslie nobody better. 430 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,240 Yes. I would say, yes. 431 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,080 Are you circumcised? 432 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,040 Hell, no. That shit hurts. 433 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,560 Somebody cuts my dick it better be for vengeance. 434 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,440 # One, two, three, uh! 435 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,560 # Hot pants! 436 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,400 # Hey, hot pants! 437 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,960 # Hot pants! Smokin'! Hot pants! 438 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,040 # Where it's at 439 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:19,480 # That's where it's at 440 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,640 # Baby, take your Fryburg 441 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,880 # Looks much better with time 442 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,960 I fucking love you! 443 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,800 -# My fever keeps growing -I fucking love you! 444 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,560 # Girl, you're blowing my mind! # 445 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:34,000 We've got the address, no last name. Find the love shack. 446 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:35,400 You got a weapon? 447 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,440 Maybe we should stop get something bigger. 448 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,840 I don't need something bigger. 449 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,680 Yes. 450 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,520 Do you have a decrease in libido? 451 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,760 Sure. Thank you. 452 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,960 Do you have a decrease in strength and/or endurance? 453 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:07,120 Have you lost height? Are your erections less strong? 454 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,960 Has your uncircumcised foreskin 455 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,400 ever resulted in an adverse reaction from your partner? 456 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,360 Does the shape of your glans cause you anxiety? 457 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,120 Are you concerned about inadequate penile hygiene? 458 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,560 If you answered, "Yes, " to question one 459 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:26,600 Mr Murder, please. 460 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,760 ...or at least three of the questions 461 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,040 you may be a candidate for adult circumcision. 462 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,760 I heard you with Fryburg. You make loud noises and I hear them. 463 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,040 You make loud noises? 464 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,640 Yeah. I want to make them, too. I told my psychiatrist. 465 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,800 -What? -What? 466 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,160 I had nothing else to tell him. So... 467 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,600 Fuck off, Fryburg. 468 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000 I'm a fucking star. 469 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,480 Did he do his Richard Gere for you? Jumping all around in his jockstrap? 470 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,600 Gere! 471 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,840 -Richard Gere, he's hot! -Hot chocolate! 472 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:55,920 Chetty! 473 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,520 He's got an ass that yodels. 474 00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:58,720 Call me! 475 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,200 Chetty, Junior! Chetty, Junior! 476 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,960 Good God! Chetty! 477 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,720 Mom. Fryburg, Ma! 478 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,160 Was f�r ein Name ist denn Fryburg? Fryburg? 479 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,840 Chester the Molester. 480 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,040 You're just jealous. 481 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,920 Look, I know that you know that I know that you want me, Connie-lingus. 482 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,800 Don't you talk to her like that, you animal! I'll put your head in a pillory! 483 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,040 Your father called. 484 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:25,760 So? 485 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,920 He wants to come to your sister's house for the holidays. 486 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,800 How am I going to face him? 487 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,760 Some day, somewhere, somehow 488 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,760 I am going to go up in one of those metal cans and I am gonna fly away. 489 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,760 Far away. 490 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,000 Okay, this is the block. 491 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,880 That redheaded skank is going down. 492 00:36:54,960 --> 00:37:01,120 # Someone I belong to 493 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,880 I've got your back. 494 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,560 # Doesn't belong to me 495 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,520 Men. They blow smoke up your ass 496 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,320 make you pregnant 497 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,320 then go hunt for new snapper. 498 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:20,040 # Someone who can be faithful 499 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:26,080 # Who knows that I have to be 500 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:34,920 # Why must I be alone? 501 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,360 # So 502 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,440 # Why can l 503 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:47,880 # On my own 504 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,600 # So 505 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:57,120 # Alone from night to night you find me 506 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,160 Is Tula here? 507 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,040 # Too weak 508 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:03,600 Does that bitch live here? 509 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,040 # To break the chains that bind me 510 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,040 No. 511 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,960 # I need no shackles 512 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,080 # To remind me 513 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,680 # I'm just a prisoner 514 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,120 # Of love 515 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,000 # For one command 516 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,680 # I stand and wait now 517 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:33,560 # For one who's master of my fate now 518 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:34,560 Yeah, baby. 519 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,480 # I can't escape 520 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:42,920 # For it's too late now 521 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:47,640 # I'm just a prisoner of love 522 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,760 # Just a prisoner of love 523 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:55,080 # Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love 524 00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:00,520 # What's the good of my caring 525 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:01,600 Give it up. 526 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,160 # If someone is sharing 527 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,840 # Those arms 528 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,440 # With me 529 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:14,880 # Although he has another 530 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,440 # I can't have another 531 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,960 # 'Cause I'm 532 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,280 # I'm not free 533 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,000 # He is in my dreams 534 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,400 # Awake or sleeping 535 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,400 # Upon my knees 536 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,320 # To her I'm creeping 537 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,560 # His very life, my very life 538 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,240 # Is in his keeping 539 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,920 # Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love # 540 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,280 Thongs, half bras, full bras 541 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,880 g-strings, push-up bras, teddies garter belts, crotchless panty hose. 542 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,000 Fuck bloomers. That's what I sell. 543 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,720 To rich, tan, bored housewives 544 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,520 who take the fat from their ass-cheeks and inject it into their lips. 545 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,280 If you're gonna kiss someone's arse, then you should know that's what you're kissing. 546 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,800 Personally, I think kissing's sexier than shagging 547 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,880 but you're sucking on chicken fat there. 548 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,040 Not that their husbands mind. 549 00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,240 You know, they're out buying big homes, buying paintings 550 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,920 going to the fucking opera taking one up the bum for the Queen 551 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,720 while the misses are out sticking their fannies in my face. 552 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,080 Does my bum look big in this? Can you see my cellulite? 553 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,320 What they need, these women is a good old-fashioned horsefuck. 554 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,040 They can buy all the new panties they want but they get stained, don't they? 555 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,840 Stained panties, part of life no matter how hard you wipe. 556 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,280 I think you're dead sexy. 557 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:39,880 Not at first. 558 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:45,400 Then one day, I looked up and I saw you working with your shirt off and your gut out. 559 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,440 "That's a man " I said to myself. 560 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:49,440 A real man. 561 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,200 Someone to take me down the pub for a pint. 562 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:57,640 You're way too old for me but I figure you only go round once in life. 563 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:02,720 I've got, what, 75 years if I don't get hit by a bus? 564 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,480 I want to kiss you, big man. 565 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,720 I want to give you a big, sloppy, wet kiss. 566 00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,320 You won't tell anyone, right? 567 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,000 Inch by inch 568 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,440 the elephant fucked the ant. 569 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:44,600 Ouch. 570 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,160 I'm qualified to satisfy you. 571 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,600 Don't worry, kid. We'll find the ho. 572 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,560 We've got to think like Kojak. "Who loves you, baby? " 573 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,680 We'll smoke her redheaded ass out then we'll let the music play. 574 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,600 What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. 575 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,720 Who knows what anybody's doing? 576 00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,360 Some people fear the Lord. 577 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,440 I fear women. 578 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,120 What really happened 579 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,360 between you and Roe? 580 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,040 Roe 581 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,280 was my first love. 582 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,840 I traced her name in cowshit. She was "my first 583 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,080 "my last, my everything." 584 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,920 Was it, um, true, I mean, that you had... 585 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,080 What? 586 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,960 Um. 587 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:42,960 Trouble? 588 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,800 Only with Roe. 589 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,480 With other chicks 590 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:49,720 I'm Barry White. 591 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:55,640 I go to the meat market I'm in and out like car service. 592 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,320 -Okay, okay. -I don't mean to be crude, but it's the truth. 593 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,720 Maybe I knew her too well. 594 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,720 I don't know. 595 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,680 Is that why she left? 596 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,040 She met the Greek. 597 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,600 Come here. 598 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,680 Come up here. 599 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,680 # I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window 600 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:28,320 # I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind 601 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:35,040 # She was my woman 602 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,480 Spank, spank! 603 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:42,240 # As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind 604 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:50,000 # My, my, my, Delilah 605 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,440 # Why, why, why, Delilah? 606 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,240 # I could see 607 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:06,080 # That girl was no good for me 608 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:11,280 # But I was lost like a slave that no man could free 609 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:18,080 # At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting 610 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:21,600 The Greek! 611 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:25,760 # I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door 612 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,400 Roe! 613 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,000 Why? 614 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,160 # She stood there laughing 615 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:40,120 # I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more 616 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:48,000 # My, my, my, Delilah 617 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,040 # Why, why, why, Delilah? 618 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,760 You stabbed me. 619 00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,640 # So before 620 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,400 # They come to break down the door 621 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:09,280 # Forgive me, Delilah I just couldn't take any more 622 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,960 # So before 623 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:32,480 # They come to break down the door 624 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,160 # Forgive me, Delilah, I just couldn't take 625 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:42,880 # Any more! # 626 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:43,880 Bo? 627 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,880 Roe? 628 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:47,880 Bo. 629 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,480 Loser. 630 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,480 # I know a guy who's tough but sweet 631 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:05,080 # He's so fine, he can't be beat 632 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,280 # He's got everything that I desire 633 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,880 # Sets the summer sun on fire 634 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,960 # I want candy 635 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 # I want candy # 636 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:24,680 Wait, whoa, whoa! What are you... What is going on here? 637 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,960 What are you wear... That... 638 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,640 Oh, my God. That's Mrs Lipshitz's daughter's dress. 639 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,040 What is she gonna say if she sees that? 640 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,040 She's gonna say that I look better than her daughter Stacy in it. 641 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,240 That's what she's gonna say. 642 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,320 -Take it off. -No. 643 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:39,680 -Right now. Take it off. Now! -It's wasted on her. I'm not taking it off! 644 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,840 They're engaged. 645 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,200 You two must think I'm the cucumber in the gardener's ass. 646 00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,320 Your mother know about this, Chetty? 647 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,000 Yes, Chetty, does your mother know? 648 00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,040 Fryburg does as Fryburg pleases. Fryburg is a free man! 649 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,480 I don't care if he calls himself Melvin the Moon Man 650 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,760 he's not marrying my daughter. 651 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,800 -You're not going to come to my wedding? -I'm coming. 652 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,200 Your mother's not coming to the nuptials? 653 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,680 -Hold on. -Ma, you want a hit? 654 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,480 If I died and was born again no, I'm not coming. 655 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,960 I'm your daughter! Your baby daughter! 656 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,000 I'm in love, Ma. 657 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,040 Love is the vaguest word in the human vocabulary. 658 00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:20,040 -My head is full of Fryburg. -It's terrible and beautiful. 659 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:21,880 -His lips fill my dreams. -Empty glasses. 48011

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