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TINA: Jimmy Jr.,
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it's nice of you to walk me
home from school today.
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Uh, I'm walking
home next to you.
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We go in the same direction.
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Hey, look at that cloud.
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What does it look like to you?
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Uh... I guess it's gonna rain?
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You don't see two
people holding hands?
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And one of them
might have glasses on?
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Uh...
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Forecast calls for
palm-on-palm contact?
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I don't see it, Tina.
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I'm gonna go before
my hair gets wet, though.
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Bye.
?Bye.
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Wait for us! You're supposed
to hold our hands
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when we cross the street!
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OLLIE: Oh, my God, a street!
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ANDY AND OLLIE: Yay!
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(sighs)
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Sorry, Tina.
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Think I saw what you were
trying to do there and, uh...
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I read you loud and clear.
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I don't get it.
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I-I thought Jimmy Jr.
and I were clicking.
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I think that sometimes you think
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that things are romantic
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when they're, like, not.
I do?
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It's like when we saw
that dog attacking a squirrel
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and you thought
they were "really connecting."
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They were totally
into each other.
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Well, off to spend time
with the elderly.
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You mean Mom and Dad?
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No, the Thundergirls
are volunteering
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at a nursing home
today. Gotta go.
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Soak up their wisdom
and sample their puddings!
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? ?
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Tina?
?That's me.
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You're with Meryl, in the room
at the end of the hallway.
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She might enjoy it
if you read to her
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because her eyesight
is very poor.
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So is mine.
That's why I wear these.
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Hey, that can be our icebreaker.
?Mm-hmm.
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Hi.
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Hi?
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Meryl, I'm Tina.
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Um, I was expecting
someone older...
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and female.
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Meryl's my great-aunt.
?Oh.
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Joel, who is that?
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I'm Tina from the Thundergirls.
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I'm here to spend a minimum
of 45 minutes with you.
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Maybe I could read to you?
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Oh, you could read me my mail.
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Sure!
They don't call me
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Tina "I can read
your mail" Belcher for nothing.
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(both laugh)
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Can I get a different one?
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Just kidding, j-just kidding.
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(laughing): You'll be fine.
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(both laugh awkwardly)
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Well, I should get going.
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Thanks again for
the birthday check, Aunt Meryl.
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(singsongy):
Don't spend it all in one place.
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(singsongy): I probably will,
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because it's only $25.
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Joel visits me on his birthday.
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And I always give him
a birthday check.
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My Aunt Gayle sent me a check,
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but I'm not allowed to cash it
until she wins the lottery.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Should we get readin'?
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"Congratulations!"
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That's a good start.
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Well...
?Wait.
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"You're eligible
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for a free trial
gym membership."
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Who's it from?
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Pretty sure it's from a gym.
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I don't know any Jims.
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I know a Bert.
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Is that what you
were trying to say?
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Why don't I put that one
in the junk pile?
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Mmm...
Hey, dude?
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Who, me?
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No. Him.
So, not me?
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This burger?
It's phenomenal.
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Thank you.
?You like the coffee?
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I made the coffee.
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Coffee's good.
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I've had peanut butter
on a burger before.
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I hated it.
It was terrible.
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Oh. Uh... okay.
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But, uh...
you made it taste good.
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Yeah, man.
Nice dish.
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Thanks.
I'm-I'm... glad you like it.
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I'm Lionel. Head chef
at Fennel and Fog.
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I'm Donny.
Head chef at Succulent.
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Wow, I-I've heard of
both of those restaurants.
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Succulent!
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I have a reservation there
in four weeks at 5:15 p.m.
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Don't have a date yet,
but a lot can happen in four weeks.
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Do you know if there are
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any female reservations for one
around that time?
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I'll...
uh, I'll check on that for you.
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Make me sound cool.
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Should we bring
everyone here tonight?
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Oh, yeah!
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Hey, can we bring
everyone here tonight?
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Um... who's everyone?
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Some of our chef buddies,
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some of our prep
chefs, sous chefs...
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We gotta blow off steam
after work. You know.
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Oh, yeah.
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Bubble bath, glass of wine,
cookie dough...
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Paint just one fingernail,
see what it looks like...
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Can we come by around midnight?
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Uh, w-we close at 7:00.
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Oh, that's no problem.
Open back up. ?Um...
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You're gonna have a bunch
of fellow chefs in here
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going crazy for
your crazy good food.
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I guess midnight
isn't that late...
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and, you know,
I'm usually up around then.
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Yeah, to pee.
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To pee...
and-and to party.
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That's my guy.
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Sure, I'll open back up tonight.
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Well, count me out.
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I got a date with
Mr. Pillow, Mr. Mouth Guard
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and my reoccurring dream
about meeting Tyra Banks.
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She never remembers me,
but she's nice.
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TINA: "Spicy Tuna Roll:
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"$16.
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Caterpillar Roll: $14."
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That's less expensive
than the last menu.
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Oh. (laughs)
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I fell asleep.
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Start over, will you?
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That's... um...
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I'll just read this last one.
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Hey, it's handwritten.
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"Dear Meryl,
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"I know this might come
as something of a surprise
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"and you may not remember me,
but I remember you.
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"I saw you at the USO dance
at Morris Hall
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almost 60 years ago."
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Oh, I remember that dance.
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A lot of handsome sailors
at Morris Hall that night.
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Handsome sailors.
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Yeah.
?Nice.
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"You were wearing
a blue dress and pearls
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and you looked
like an angel." Aw!
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"I wanted to ask you to dance,
but I was too shy.
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And then the dance ended
and I never saw you again."
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Oh, no!
Oh, my.
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"Now, I'm a retired navy admiral
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"and I have lived a full life.
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"But I have one regret.
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I regret that I didn't ask you
to dance that night." Whoa.
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Whoa. ?"I find myself
thinking about the old days
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"and what could have been,
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"so I decided to look
you up and reach out.
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"I pray this letter
finds you well.
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Take care,
Admiral Peter Wilcox."
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Wow, Meryl.
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Wait, is this
the sushi restaurant?
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What? No, it's retired
Navy Admiral Peter Wilcox!
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Do you want me
to help you write him back?
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Oh, I don't think
I should write him back.
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I-I'm too old for...
lovey-dovey stuff.
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That's not true! You're never
too old for romance!
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Oh, no, no, no.
I have a full life.
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We have movie night
every Tuesday.
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But you could bring
a date to movie night.
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Oh, that's not how
movie night works.
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Have you ever been
to movie night?
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No.
?Yeah, it shows.
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But what if it's destiny?
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What if Admiral Peter Wilcox
is your true love?
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Don't you want to find out?
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Read me the letter again.
No, no, no, no, don't.
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Read me the menu from
the Chinese restaurant again.
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Okay. But I just feel like...
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Bup, bup, bup.
?Fine.
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"Beef with broccoli: $4.95..."
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Bob, stop watching
TV and go to bed.
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You have to get up
and cook at midnight.
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You're gonna be exhausted
if you don't get some sleep.
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Yeah, Dad, go to your room.
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I'm fine, Lin.
I can stay up until midnight.
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And don't forget, these guys
have to work in the morning, too.
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Okay.
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Gene, Louise, almost
bedtime for you guys.
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Two-minute warning.
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Wait. I thought Dad
had to go bed, not us.
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If Dad has to go bed,
then we can stay up.
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It's opposite night!
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No, it's not.
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So you agree. It is.
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No. Yes.
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No, wait. Okay.
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If it's opposite night,
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then you don't
have to go to bed.
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You just said it's
opposite night,
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which means it's
not opposite night,
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which means we don't have
to go to bed, right?
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Oh, God.
Wait. Hold on.
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Lin, you're letting them
do this to you again.
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No. No, Bob, I can do it.
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I need a pencil and paper,
and nobody talk.
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So everybody talk?
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LOUISE AND GENE:
Talk, talk, talk, talk,
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talk, talk, talk, talk, talk...
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Shush, shush!
Stop it!
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Come on, Tina.
It's bedtime soon.
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It's not opposite night,
no matter what anybody says.
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Okay. I just have to finish
this letter and mail it.
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What letter?
Oh, it's, uh...
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it's for Thundergirls.
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To get my...
letter-mailing patch.
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Ah, so specific!
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Okay, hurry up.
(exhales)
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"Admiral Peter,
I was so thrilled to hear from you.
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"I remember that night
like it was yesterday.
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"You were so dashing
in your uniform.
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"How was the navy?
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"Did you eat
a lot of navy beans?
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"LOL.
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"Anyway, I want you to know
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"that I'm not
too old for romance.
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"Let's be friends.
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"Or maybe more.
Like boyfriend/girlfriend.
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"Anyway, take care.
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XOXO, Meryl."
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Ah! Paper cut!
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LINDA: What? ?I'm okay.
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Whoa.
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Bobby?
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Where the hell is he?
Someone check the kitchen.
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GENE: Aah!
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I think somebody cooked Dad!
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Oh, no!
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(Bob groans) Did you hear that?
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He's over here.
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(groans) ?Bob. Are you okay?
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Who did this to you?
Who did this to you?!
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What time is it?
?lt's 8:00.
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I must have passed out.
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After Taj and I made
goat massaman curry.
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Who's Taj?
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He's a friend of Lionel's.
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(groans)
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What the hell happened?
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Well, it started with me
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making a bunch of burgers
for about 15 restaurant people.
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Then we drank a lot of wine,
256
00:08:02,246 --> 00:08:04,080
and then Taj brought
a whole goat,
257
00:08:04,081 --> 00:08:05,990
and then we drank some
grain alcohol from Iceland.
258
00:08:06,033 --> 00:08:07,617
Bjork's hard lemonade?
259
00:08:07,618 --> 00:08:09,835
Poor Bob.
I guess you can rest up tonight.
260
00:08:09,921 --> 00:08:11,338
I can't rest tonight.
261
00:08:11,339 --> 00:08:12,756
I'm meeting them at Lionel's.
262
00:08:12,757 --> 00:08:14,341
At midnight.
What?
263
00:08:14,342 --> 00:08:16,376
It was fun, Lin.
Last night.
264
00:08:16,377 --> 00:08:17,961
I-I think I found my people.
265
00:08:17,962 --> 00:08:19,212
(groans)
266
00:08:19,297 --> 00:08:20,797
All right, I'll be right back.
267
00:08:20,798 --> 00:08:22,465
I-I just have to throw up
a little bit.
268
00:08:22,466 --> 00:08:24,768
All right, kids, come on,
start cleaning up.
269
00:08:24,769 --> 00:08:26,603
Why?
We didn't do this!
270
00:08:26,604 --> 00:08:28,138
Yeah, the party machine did.
271
00:08:28,139 --> 00:08:29,688
Yeah, well,
272
00:08:29,774 --> 00:08:31,641
it's opposite-mess-
you-gotta-clean-up day,
273
00:08:31,642 --> 00:08:33,109
so hop on it.
Let's go.
274
00:08:33,110 --> 00:08:34,361
Hey, if you write a letter
275
00:08:34,362 --> 00:08:35,645
and sign someone else's name,
276
00:08:35,646 --> 00:08:36,863
is that a federal offense?
277
00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,815
I'm asking for a friend.
278
00:08:38,816 --> 00:08:40,450
A cool friend you'd really like.
279
00:08:40,451 --> 00:08:41,650
Did you forge a letter, Tina?
280
00:08:41,702 --> 00:08:42,902
No! What? What do you mean?
281
00:08:42,903 --> 00:08:44,204
Why would you even say that...
282
00:08:44,205 --> 00:08:45,204
Okay, fine. I did.
283
00:08:45,206 --> 00:08:46,456
But don't tell Meryl.
284
00:08:46,457 --> 00:08:47,539
Wait. Who's Meryl?
285
00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:48,959
I think that's an expression.
286
00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,827
Like, "I just farted.
Don't tell Meryl."
287
00:08:50,828 --> 00:08:52,796
Meryl's my old lady friend
at the nursing home.
288
00:08:52,797 --> 00:08:54,547
She got a beautiful,
romantic letter
289
00:08:54,548 --> 00:08:55,999
from a retired navy admiral.
290
00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,467
She didn't want
to write him back,
291
00:08:57,468 --> 00:08:59,468
so I kind of wrote him
back for her.
292
00:08:59,503 --> 00:09:01,137
Tina, Tina, Tina...
293
00:09:01,138 --> 00:09:02,806
Romancing the bones, huh?
294
00:09:02,807 --> 00:09:04,591
Bones that don't want
to be romanced?
295
00:09:04,592 --> 00:09:06,559
Bones that just want
to be left alones?
296
00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,728
I know what I'm doing!
I think.
297
00:09:08,729 --> 00:09:09,845
GENE: There's another
goat over here!
298
00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,481
No, wait, it's a cat.
299
00:09:11,482 --> 00:09:12,682
No, wait, it's
somebody's jacket.
300
00:09:12,683 --> 00:09:15,601
? ?
301
00:09:30,868 --> 00:09:34,587
Tina, it's been nice having
you visit me so often.
302
00:09:34,588 --> 00:09:36,206
If you're lonely, you know,
303
00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:37,456
you could get a pet.
?Yeah.
304
00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:38,875
Finally!
The mail!
305
00:09:38,876 --> 00:09:40,176
I mean, thanks.
306
00:09:40,177 --> 00:09:41,845
(gasps) He wrote back!
307
00:09:41,846 --> 00:09:43,713
Meryl, I have
a confession to make.
308
00:09:43,714 --> 00:09:45,932
Last week,
when the admiral wrote you a letter
309
00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:48,385
and you didn't want to
write him back... Yeah?
310
00:09:48,386 --> 00:09:50,220
I kind of wrote him back
for you...
311
00:09:50,221 --> 00:09:52,055
and signed your name
instead of mine.
312
00:09:52,056 --> 00:09:54,224
Tina.
Just listen to what he wrote.
313
00:09:54,225 --> 00:09:55,725
"I'm so happy you wrote back.
314
00:09:55,726 --> 00:09:57,193
"Let's go back in time
315
00:09:57,194 --> 00:09:58,395
and recreate the night
of the dance."
316
00:09:58,396 --> 00:09:59,562
Oh...
?Romantic!
317
00:09:59,563 --> 00:10:00,730
Ah...
318
00:10:00,781 --> 00:10:02,198
"You wear your dress and pearls
319
00:10:02,199 --> 00:10:04,200
"and I'll wear my navy whites
320
00:10:04,201 --> 00:10:05,901
and we'll pretend it's 60 years ago."
Oh.
321
00:10:05,986 --> 00:10:07,654
"And this time,
when the music plays,
322
00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:08,871
I won't lose my nerve."
323
00:10:08,906 --> 00:10:10,573
Oh, my.
324
00:10:10,574 --> 00:10:12,324
That gave me goose bumps.
325
00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,210
Is that what this is?
326
00:10:14,211 --> 00:10:15,495
I don't know, it's hard to tell.
327
00:10:15,496 --> 00:10:16,746
It might be shingles.
328
00:10:16,747 --> 00:10:18,214
What should I do?
329
00:10:18,215 --> 00:10:19,299
About the shingles
or about the date?
330
00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,750
The date! The date!
331
00:10:20,751 --> 00:10:22,252
Oh, do you have a blue dress?
332
00:10:22,253 --> 00:10:24,387
I think so.
And I still have my pearls.
333
00:10:24,388 --> 00:10:26,089
They're in a storage unit.
334
00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:27,490
I thought I'd never
need them again.
335
00:10:27,508 --> 00:10:29,592
I can get them for you. So?
336
00:10:29,593 --> 00:10:31,343
Should we write the admiral
and make a date for a dance?
337
00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:33,430
Yes! I can't believe
this is happening.
338
00:10:33,431 --> 00:10:35,482
I feel like a schoolgirl!
?Me, too!
339
00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:36,733
I mean, I am a schoolgirl.
340
00:10:36,734 --> 00:10:37,933
But Yay!
?Yay!
341
00:10:39,353 --> 00:10:41,438
So pretty.
342
00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:43,940
I wish I were a 90-year-old
going to a dance.
343
00:10:43,941 --> 00:10:45,408
Okay, Mom, that's
enough pearl time.
344
00:10:45,409 --> 00:10:46,443
Give 'em back.
345
00:10:46,444 --> 00:10:47,993
Yeah, it's my turn.
Again?
346
00:10:48,079 --> 00:10:50,914
I helped Tina find them,
I earned double pearl time.
347
00:10:50,915 --> 00:10:52,782
But I drove you to
Meryl's storage unit.
348
00:10:52,783 --> 00:10:53,867
Hmm.
349
00:10:53,868 --> 00:10:55,785
Uh, hi, can I ask a question?
350
00:10:55,786 --> 00:10:57,620
Why does pearl time
have to happen in here
351
00:10:57,621 --> 00:10:58,955
while I'm trying to take a nap?
352
00:10:58,956 --> 00:11:01,007
Why are you taking a nap
during pearl time?
353
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,792
Yeah.
?No, no, it's okay.
354
00:11:02,793 --> 00:11:04,294
Let's clear out, kids.
355
00:11:04,295 --> 00:11:06,462
Your father needs a disco nap
so he can go party
356
00:11:06,464 --> 00:11:07,464
with his chef friends.
357
00:11:07,465 --> 00:11:08,798
That's not all we do, Lin,
358
00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:09,798
we talk shop.
359
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,768
It's like a chef roundtable
360
00:11:11,769 --> 00:11:14,604
that happens at a round table
at a restaurant
361
00:11:14,605 --> 00:11:16,189
where they sell
a lot of alcohol.
362
00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:17,774
An alcohol restaurant.
363
00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:19,392
You're an amazing
role model, Dad.
364
00:11:19,393 --> 00:11:20,477
Thanks, Louise.
365
00:11:20,478 --> 00:11:23,029
Meryl, I brought the Glam Squad.
366
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,481
Louise, plug in the curlers.
367
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:25,732
A "please" would be nice.
368
00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:27,033
Gene, plug in the tunes.
369
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,368
I hope you like reggae.
370
00:11:28,369 --> 00:11:29,652
Let's take Meryl
371
00:11:29,653 --> 00:11:31,787
from senior
to have-you-seen-her?
372
00:11:31,822 --> 00:11:33,288
(shudders)
373
00:11:33,324 --> 00:11:35,657
Just a little more blush.
374
00:11:35,709 --> 00:11:36,575
Little more.
375
00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:37,910
Okay, maybe a little less.
376
00:11:37,995 --> 00:11:38,878
(grunts)
377
00:11:38,879 --> 00:11:40,713
Hi, Aunt Meryl.
378
00:11:40,714 --> 00:11:42,381
What's going on in here?
379
00:11:42,466 --> 00:11:43,466
Joel!
380
00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:44,792
Did we have a visit today?
381
00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:47,170
Yeah, we did, it's my birthday.
382
00:11:47,171 --> 00:11:48,838
Oh, of course.
383
00:11:48,839 --> 00:11:50,223
Let me get my checkbook.
384
00:11:50,224 --> 00:11:52,392
Wait, Joel, I thought
your birthday was last week.
385
00:11:52,393 --> 00:11:53,393
Well, you're wrong.
386
00:11:53,394 --> 00:11:54,594
My birthday is today.
387
00:11:54,595 --> 00:11:55,929
Right, Aunt Meryl?
388
00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:58,181
Joel visits every year
on his birthday.
389
00:11:58,182 --> 00:11:59,566
Hmm.
390
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,518
Sounds like, at the rate
you're having birthdays,
391
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:03,486
pretty soon you're
gonna be older than Meryl.
392
00:12:03,487 --> 00:12:06,606
Uh... can I have a word
with my aunt in private?
393
00:12:06,607 --> 00:12:09,242
I want to talk
about nephew stuff.
394
00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:12,195
Joel puts the "ew" in "nephew."
395
00:12:12,196 --> 00:12:13,363
Yeah, and also the "eh."
396
00:12:13,364 --> 00:12:14,447
Oh, hey, Joel.
397
00:12:14,448 --> 00:12:15,581
We weren't just
talking about you.
398
00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:16,665
Same here.
399
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,585
Happy birthday.
400
00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:20,420
But not today because
it's not your birthday today.
401
00:12:20,421 --> 00:12:22,872
Unless it is
and last week wasn't.
402
00:12:22,873 --> 00:12:24,707
Um...
?Nailed you.
403
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:27,043
Now, what should
we do with your hair?
404
00:12:27,044 --> 00:12:28,878
Lady mullet.
I used to wear it up.
405
00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:30,380
Boo.
406
00:12:30,381 --> 00:12:31,548
Tina, question.
Where are the pearls?
407
00:12:31,549 --> 00:12:32,549
On the dresser.
408
00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:33,715
Not anymore.
409
00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:35,018
TINA (gasps): The pearls.
410
00:12:35,019 --> 00:12:36,018
They're gone.
411
00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:37,720
(gasps) Joel!
412
00:12:37,721 --> 00:12:41,140
(grunts) Joel will never be
able to pull those off.
413
00:12:42,693 --> 00:12:46,349
I got a call from a Meryl
Winters about stolen pearls.
414
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,250
Uh, one moment, Sergeant Bosco.
415
00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:49,719
Hey, Meryl, we'll be just a sec.
416
00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,271
Nothing happening out here.
Heh.
417
00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:54,278
No problem, I'm happy
to have some alone time.
418
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,275
Sergeant Bosco, we called you.
419
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,110
Meryl has no idea
her pearls were stolen.
420
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,241
Because you kids stole them?
421
00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:00,313
What? No.
422
00:13:00,314 --> 00:13:01,748
Her nephew Joel stole them.
423
00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:03,166
But she doesn't
know that either.
424
00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:05,235
She can't know any of this
until after tonight.
425
00:13:05,236 --> 00:13:07,570
We have a big date with
a retired navy admiral.
426
00:13:07,571 --> 00:13:10,373
Okay, so Joel the nephew
stole the pearls
427
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:13,126
on the night of the big date
with the retired navy admiral.
428
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:15,211
Let me just close
my notebook here.
429
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,262
Don't waste my time.
(kids grunting)
430
00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:19,053
I'm a real policeman.
431
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,383
It's true, there really are
stolen pearls.
432
00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:21,967
(quietly):
But we need to keep it a secret.
433
00:13:22,053 --> 00:13:23,386
I've got a secret for you.
434
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,387
I'm leaving.
435
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,721
That's not how secrets work!
436
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,357
I'll let you know
if anything turns up
437
00:13:27,358 --> 00:13:30,110
in the process of
my exhaustive investigation.
438
00:13:30,111 --> 00:13:31,110
Hello, Mother.
439
00:13:31,112 --> 00:13:32,861
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
440
00:13:32,897 --> 00:13:34,447
MERYL: Tina, you okay?
441
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:35,899
Yep, I was just saying,
442
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,239
"Damn it, this dance is gonna be
damn great. Damn it!"
443
00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:41,703
Here you go.
Burger of the Day, Teddy.
444
00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:43,155
Uh... what is it?
445
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,492
Well, it's an open-faced burger
with ketchup gel
446
00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:47,159
and emulsified cheese.
447
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,461
Where's the bun?
It's on the bottom.
448
00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:49,629
Why would you put it
on the bottom?
449
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:50,964
It's supposed to be
on the top, eh.
450
00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:52,799
Because it's
a new presentation, Teddy.
451
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,750
Where's the lettuce?
It's under the foam.
452
00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:56,562
What, am I supposed to
wash my hands in this?
453
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:57,837
Gross.
?(sighs)
454
00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,722
Taj and I came up
with it last night.
455
00:13:59,723 --> 00:14:01,508
It sounded good when
we were talking about it,
456
00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:03,892
but I realized today it
takes me an hour to make.
457
00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:05,678
Eh, a little more.
458
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,647
While we're on the subject
of being a little "eh,"
459
00:14:07,648 --> 00:14:09,603
what's with the coat?
His friend Lionel gave it to him.
460
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,817
The jacket looks good,
461
00:14:10,818 --> 00:14:12,936
but you, on the other hand, ugh.
462
00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:14,854
(sighs)
Yeah, I don't feel so great.
463
00:14:15,609 --> 00:14:17,192
I mean, last night
was pretty crazy.
464
00:14:17,278 --> 00:14:19,028
Lionel wanted to go
to the fish market
465
00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:21,030
to get first pick of
the line-caught swordfish,
466
00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:23,866
but we never made it 'cause
we kept stopping off for drinks.
467
00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:26,206
Geez, Bob, you're really
burning the candle at both ends.
468
00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:28,004
You can't keep this up, Bob.
469
00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,756
I know you think these
are your people,
470
00:14:29,757 --> 00:14:32,091
but you're old enough to be
their not very cool uncle.
471
00:14:32,092 --> 00:14:34,259
Well, I'm pretty sure
we're all staying in tonight.
472
00:14:34,345 --> 00:14:37,013
I mean, we got to take
a break at some point.
473
00:14:37,014 --> 00:14:39,015
Ugh, Lionel wants
to meet a restaurant
474
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:40,265
in Little Romania tonight.
475
00:14:40,351 --> 00:14:41,935
I'm not gonna go.
476
00:14:41,936 --> 00:14:44,304
He says I'm going.
I guess I'm going.
477
00:14:44,305 --> 00:14:46,389
But I-I'm not gonna drink.
478
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:48,608
"We're all drinking tsuica."
479
00:14:48,609 --> 00:14:50,310
It's Romanian
schnapps apparently.
480
00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:51,394
Oh, my God.
481
00:14:51,395 --> 00:14:52,896
Well, it was nice
knowing you, Bob.
482
00:14:52,897 --> 00:14:54,981
I'll take good care
of Linda and the kids for you.
483
00:14:54,982 --> 00:14:56,232
Thanks, Teddy.
484
00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:58,067
You need any help
with your dress, Meryl?
485
00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,486
I'm okay.
I don't remember...
486
00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:01,738
(muffled): being a turtleneck.
487
00:15:01,739 --> 00:15:03,489
You have your head
through the arm hole.
488
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,291
But other than that,
you look great.
489
00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:06,993
So what do we do
about the necklace?
490
00:15:06,994 --> 00:15:08,377
Look, chalky white mints.
491
00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:10,579
They're not that good.
Avoid.
492
00:15:10,664 --> 00:15:12,382
No, if we get some
dental floss and some glue,
493
00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:13,383
we'll have some pearls.
494
00:15:13,384 --> 00:15:15,301
Some fresh smelling pearls.
495
00:15:15,302 --> 00:15:17,920
So we're not gonna tell her
that her nephew stole her necklace.
496
00:15:18,005 --> 00:15:20,089
Later, after the dance.
We'll break it to her then,
497
00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,091
and she'll be so in love
with the admiral,
498
00:15:22,092 --> 00:15:23,676
that she won't even care
that her nephew's a thief.
499
00:15:23,677 --> 00:15:24,676
I just know it.
500
00:15:24,728 --> 00:15:26,095
The admiral.
501
00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:28,231
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
502
00:15:28,232 --> 00:15:29,983
There is no admiral.
503
00:15:29,984 --> 00:15:31,651
What?
?What?
504
00:15:31,652 --> 00:15:33,435
Joel comes every week
and gets a $25 birthday check,
505
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,988
but he wants more.
506
00:15:34,989 --> 00:15:36,990
And he knows
Aunt Meryl has pearls,
507
00:15:36,991 --> 00:15:38,591
but he doesn't know
where she keeps them.
508
00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:40,859
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Nodding along but confused.
509
00:15:40,945 --> 00:15:44,948
Joel creates the admiral
and this romantic dance baloney
510
00:15:44,949 --> 00:15:46,416
so she'll take her pearls out
511
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:48,000
from wherever
she's storing them,
512
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:50,253
and once they're here,
they're easy to swipe.
513
00:15:50,254 --> 00:15:52,287
Joel sent that letter,
don't you see?
514
00:15:52,373 --> 00:15:53,789
No, it can't be.
515
00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:56,542
Come on, Tina, Joel shows up
on the exact same day
516
00:15:56,543 --> 00:15:58,710
the admiral's supposed to come?
517
00:15:58,796 --> 00:16:00,263
Isn't that a little
coincidental?
518
00:16:00,264 --> 00:16:01,798
"You wear your dress and pearls,
519
00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:03,383
and I'll wear my navy whites."
520
00:16:03,384 --> 00:16:04,801
Whites. Whites.
521
00:16:04,802 --> 00:16:06,469
And I still have my pearls.
522
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,054
They're in a storage unit.
523
00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:09,439
Unit. Unit.
524
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,557
Can I have a word
with my aunt in private?
525
00:16:11,558 --> 00:16:13,943
(voice slowing down):
Private. Private.
526
00:16:13,944 --> 00:16:15,143
Oh, my God.
527
00:16:15,229 --> 00:16:17,030
When you replied
to "the admiral,"
528
00:16:17,031 --> 00:16:18,865
you set this whole thing
in motion.
529
00:16:18,866 --> 00:16:21,250
Sorry, T, this romance
is a "faux-mance."
530
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,720
Huh, huh, huh, huh.
531
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,722
Tina, are you okay?
532
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,890
Meryl, we have something
to tell you.
533
00:16:27,891 --> 00:16:29,891
I have something
to tell you, too.
534
00:16:29,927 --> 00:16:33,713
I haven't had anything to look
forward to in quite some time.
535
00:16:33,714 --> 00:16:36,099
They're not
as "handsy-outsy" with the meds
536
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,735
as they used to be around here.
537
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:42,137
But tonight I have something
to look forward to.
538
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:43,473
Thanks to you, Tina.
539
00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:45,391
I'm Gene.
?Where's Tina?
540
00:16:45,392 --> 00:16:46,426
I'm over here.
541
00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:47,844
Tina, move your arms around.
542
00:16:47,845 --> 00:16:49,145
It'll help me see.
543
00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:50,596
(grunts)
544
00:16:50,597 --> 00:16:53,648
There you are,
my magnificent matchmaker.
545
00:16:53,684 --> 00:16:55,651
Uh...
546
00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:57,652
Uh, Meryl, will you excuse us
for a second?
547
00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:58,854
Okay.
548
00:16:58,939 --> 00:17:00,690
You guys,
the admiral might not be real,
549
00:17:00,691 --> 00:17:02,692
but Meryl's dance can be.
Huh?
550
00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:05,194
This can still work.
We just need an admiral.
551
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:07,697
So her nephew fooled her
and now we're gonna fool her, too?
552
00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,532
But we're fooling her for love,
not for money.
553
00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,200
I'll tell her the truth
after the dance.
554
00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,536
Well, that won't be
a totally awkward conversation.
555
00:17:13,537 --> 00:17:15,921
Meryl, get ready because
the admiral is on his way.
556
00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:17,695
(whispering):
After we find an admiral.
557
00:17:17,696 --> 00:17:19,463
And after we find more mints.
558
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:26,105
This hat was once a Tom Skerritt
in Top Gun Halloween costume
559
00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:27,456
and now look at it.
Hmm.
560
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,025
I think this is gonna work.
561
00:17:29,026 --> 00:17:30,777
He's starting to look
like a real admiral, sort of.
562
00:17:30,778 --> 00:17:32,278
(groans)
?And we found a good use
563
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:33,980
(muttering) ?for
your super special chef jacket.
564
00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:36,616
This is such, such a bad idea.
565
00:17:36,617 --> 00:17:37,700
Shh.
It's all a dream.
566
00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:38,868
Go back to sleep.
567
00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:40,403
(whispering):
He's weak, he can't stop us.
568
00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:42,121
Keep taping.
I got to sit down.
569
00:17:42,122 --> 00:17:43,822
You are sitting down, Dad.
Oh, my God.
570
00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:45,241
So you think Meryl won't notice
571
00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:46,958
this cheese on
your father's shoulders?
572
00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:48,544
Her eyesight is really bad.
573
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,797
So you think she won't notice
there's a little bite out of it?
574
00:17:50,798 --> 00:17:52,414
Mom, don't eat
the shoulder cheese.
575
00:17:52,466 --> 00:17:53,583
Aw.
576
00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:54,916
(groans) I really need a nap.
577
00:17:54,968 --> 00:17:56,586
Damn it, sailor,
you can nap after
578
00:17:56,587 --> 00:17:58,221
you've given Meryl
a night of romance.
579
00:17:58,222 --> 00:18:00,590
That means a smooch, too,
if she wants it.
580
00:18:00,591 --> 00:18:02,224
Gene.
?Mm.
581
00:18:03,727 --> 00:18:05,762
Okay, Meryl, you ready?
582
00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:06,763
I think so.
583
00:18:06,764 --> 00:18:08,014
You look great,
584
00:18:08,015 --> 00:18:09,899
and your pearls have
never looked more real.
585
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,601
Thank you.
Hit it, Gene.
586
00:18:12,686 --> 00:18:13,853
(big band music playing)
587
00:18:13,854 --> 00:18:15,028
Oh.
588
00:18:19,026 --> 00:18:19,941
Um...
589
00:18:19,993 --> 00:18:21,160
Hello, Meryl.
590
00:18:21,161 --> 00:18:23,196
I'm Peter, uh...
591
00:18:23,197 --> 00:18:24,613
retired Admiral
592
00:18:24,698 --> 00:18:26,082
of the Navy.
593
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:26,948
Peter, hi.
594
00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:28,951
Good evening, Admiral.
595
00:18:28,952 --> 00:18:31,586
You look as beautiful
as I remember.
596
00:18:31,622 --> 00:18:33,547
You look official.
597
00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:35,458
May I have this dance?
598
00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:37,093
I'd be honored.
599
00:18:37,094 --> 00:18:38,344
TINA: It's working.
600
00:18:38,345 --> 00:18:40,046
Aw, they look so cute together.
601
00:18:40,047 --> 00:18:42,298
LOUISE:
I hope they have weird, old babies.
602
00:18:42,299 --> 00:18:44,133
Aw, weird, old babies.
603
00:18:44,134 --> 00:18:45,551
? ?
604
00:18:45,552 --> 00:18:47,353
Is that cheese?
?Oh. Yeah.
605
00:18:47,354 --> 00:18:49,522
I was, uh, given...
606
00:18:49,523 --> 00:18:52,141
the cheese by the Swiss Navy.
607
00:18:52,142 --> 00:18:54,811
What's... happening
to your uniform?
608
00:18:54,812 --> 00:18:56,895
It's, um... it's old.
609
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:58,114
Oh, no.
610
00:18:58,115 --> 00:18:59,482
You tried, T.
611
00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:01,367
(sighs) I got to tell her.
612
00:19:01,368 --> 00:19:02,985
MAN: Meryl?
613
00:19:02,986 --> 00:19:06,321
? ?
614
00:19:06,373 --> 00:19:07,824
What the hell?
Who's that?
615
00:19:07,825 --> 00:19:09,708
The male nurses here
really dress up.
616
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:10,909
Who are you?
617
00:19:10,994 --> 00:19:13,246
It's me, Admiral Peter Wilcox.
618
00:19:13,247 --> 00:19:14,045
Huh? ?Huh?
?What?!
619
00:19:14,131 --> 00:19:15,164
Oh, my God.
620
00:19:15,165 --> 00:19:16,716
Oh, my God, the admiral's real.
621
00:19:16,717 --> 00:19:18,668
But who are you?
?Oh, uh,
622
00:19:18,669 --> 00:19:21,504
I guess I'm not
Admiral Peter Wilcox.
623
00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:23,973
I'm, um, Admiral
William... P-Peacocks.
624
00:19:23,974 --> 00:19:25,557
Wh-What a mix-up.
625
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,009
Dismissed!
Dismissed!
626
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,344
Oh. Right. Uh...
627
00:19:28,345 --> 00:19:30,178
Excuse me.
Admiral.
628
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:31,481
Admiral?
629
00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:33,933
Meryl, may I finally
have this dance?
630
00:19:33,934 --> 00:19:35,518
Uh... y-yes.
631
00:19:35,519 --> 00:19:37,904
That other one was too
old for me, I think.
632
00:19:37,905 --> 00:19:39,856
And soft. I mean, I like Jell-O,
633
00:19:39,857 --> 00:19:41,908
but I don't want
to dance with it.
634
00:19:41,909 --> 00:19:43,859
I don't get it.
The admiral is real?
635
00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:46,112
I guess I was right
about all this romance stuff.
636
00:19:46,113 --> 00:19:47,697
I knew it!
I mean, I doubted it,
637
00:19:47,698 --> 00:19:48,998
but before that, I knew it.
638
00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:50,616
All right,
maybe the admiral is real,
639
00:19:50,617 --> 00:19:52,451
but Joel still took the pearls.
640
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,704
That's not romantic,
that's cold-blooded.
641
00:19:54,705 --> 00:19:56,622
(snoring)
642
00:19:56,623 --> 00:19:57,874
LOUISE: Oh, my God, the pearls!
643
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,092
Whoa. Meryl had the pearls
in her purse.
644
00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:01,627
They weren't stolen at all.
645
00:20:01,628 --> 00:20:03,713
Hey, you were wrong
about everything, Louise.
646
00:20:03,714 --> 00:20:06,048
(laughs): Okay,
that's not how I'd put it.
647
00:20:06,049 --> 00:20:08,601
Hooray for romance!
True love does exist.
648
00:20:08,602 --> 00:20:10,937
Remind me to tell Jimmy Jr.
that true love exists.
649
00:20:10,938 --> 00:20:12,555
Oh, you're gonna make his day.
650
00:20:12,556 --> 00:20:14,140
Hey, should we call
Sergeant Bosco
651
00:20:14,141 --> 00:20:16,058
and let him know
we found the pearls?
652
00:20:16,059 --> 00:20:18,861
Nah. I'm sure he's totally
forgotten about this case.
653
00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:20,229
BOSCO: Joel Glassman?
654
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,363
Yes?
655
00:20:21,398 --> 00:20:23,316
Sergeant Bosco. Robbery.
656
00:20:23,317 --> 00:20:25,117
Oh, my God! Is this
about the birthday checks?
657
00:20:25,118 --> 00:20:27,285
I swear to God I'll stop.
I'll rip up the check.
658
00:20:27,371 --> 00:20:29,655
I-I'll give her
all the money back!
659
00:20:29,656 --> 00:20:31,207
I... Oh, my God!
660
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,575
(yelling)
661
00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:34,327
Stop crying.
Stop crying.
662
00:20:34,328 --> 00:20:35,878
I-I'm not crying!
663
00:20:35,879 --> 00:20:37,662
Stop crying.
?I'm not crying!
664
00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:40,416
LIONEL AND DONNY: Bob! Bob!
665
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,083
Bob! Bob!
What the hell is that?
666
00:20:42,169 --> 00:20:44,253
(gasps)
It's them! Turn off the TV!
667
00:20:44,254 --> 00:20:45,887
Okay, okay, okay.
Get on the floor. Get down.
668
00:20:45,923 --> 00:20:47,223
We know you're up there!
669
00:20:47,224 --> 00:20:49,141
We saw you turn off the TV!
670
00:20:49,142 --> 00:20:50,726
LIONEL: Make us a burger!
671
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,728
They won't stop.
They're never gonna stop.
672
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:53,930
(whispers): I'm so scared.
673
00:20:53,931 --> 00:20:55,481
All right, calm down, calm down.
674
00:20:55,482 --> 00:20:57,600
How about this?
I'll tell them you died.
675
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,267
Great idea. Thank you.
Love you.
676
00:20:59,353 --> 00:21:01,041
He's dead! Go away! He's dead!
677
00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:05,641
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