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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,969 --> 00:00:08,046 Hey, Dad, you think maybe we could go to Build-A-Bear today? 2 00:00:27,046 --> 00:00:29,891 Hey, Dad, you think maybe we could go to Build-A-Bear today? 3 00:00:29,915 --> 00:00:33,039 Butters, for the last time, you can't go to Build-A-Bear. 4 00:00:33,064 --> 00:00:34,663 But they said they were open again, so... 5 00:00:34,687 --> 00:00:37,199 Yes, they're open, but we are not the Johnsons, 6 00:00:37,223 --> 00:00:39,568 and we do not go to non-essential businesses 7 00:00:39,592 --> 00:00:41,000 when it's non-essential! 8 00:00:41,025 --> 00:00:42,921 Hey, do you people mind?! 9 00:00:43,329 --> 00:00:45,757 You're supposed to wear your mask over your nose. 10 00:00:45,782 --> 00:00:47,859 Looks like you're wearing a diaper for your chin. 11 00:00:47,884 --> 00:00:49,828 Chin diapers don't help. 12 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,642 What the? 13 00:00:54,156 --> 00:00:55,710 What's going on now?! 14 00:00:55,735 --> 00:00:58,418 Something at the town square! Everyone's gathering! 15 00:00:58,443 --> 00:01:01,056 Well, are we protesting, or are we rioting? 16 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,836 No, no. It's something to do with the pandemic! 17 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:04,704 Something big's going on. 18 00:01:04,843 --> 00:01:06,609 Stay here, Butters. 19 00:01:07,851 --> 00:01:10,599 Hey, everybody. Can everyone hear me okay? 20 00:01:10,835 --> 00:01:13,068 Thanks for turning out, everyone. 21 00:01:13,092 --> 00:01:16,605 You know, we've all been through a lot these past several months. 22 00:01:16,629 --> 00:01:19,240 We've shut down, and people have lost their businesses, 23 00:01:19,264 --> 00:01:21,281 lost their livelihoods. 24 00:01:21,306 --> 00:01:23,551 I also own a small business. 25 00:01:23,576 --> 00:01:25,087 I sell weed. 26 00:01:25,112 --> 00:01:26,990 And I have to say I... 27 00:01:27,015 --> 00:01:28,898 I'm actually doing pretty good. 28 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,533 Amazing, really. 29 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:34,588 Tegridy Farms' weed has seen a 400% increase in sales 30 00:01:34,613 --> 00:01:36,351 since the shutdown in March. 31 00:01:36,376 --> 00:01:38,454 I see Thomas Turner out there. 32 00:01:38,479 --> 00:01:41,458 Thomas opened a restaurant in SoDoSoPa. 33 00:01:41,574 --> 00:01:44,386 Doesn't seem like such a good idea now, does it, Turner? 34 00:01:44,742 --> 00:01:46,234 And there's Marley Jarvis, 35 00:01:46,258 --> 00:01:48,836 who owned and operated her own tanning salon. 36 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:50,250 Whoops. 37 00:01:50,275 --> 00:01:52,019 But I can't just stand here and gloat 38 00:01:52,044 --> 00:01:55,723 because Tegridy Weed is about giving back to people. 39 00:01:55,945 --> 00:01:58,646 And that's why I'm very proud to announce 40 00:01:58,670 --> 00:02:02,973 that Tegridy Weed is having a Pandemic Special! 41 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,118 An all-new hybrid of our best weed 42 00:02:05,143 --> 00:02:08,434 sold at nearly 10% off our usual price. 43 00:02:08,459 --> 00:02:11,057 Not only that, but when you buy three pounds or more 44 00:02:11,082 --> 00:02:12,247 of the Pandemic Special, 45 00:02:12,272 --> 00:02:15,385 you get a complimentary Pandemic 2020 bong. 46 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,380 We are a community. 47 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:21,006 Let's all be together with Tegridy. 48 00:02:23,561 --> 00:02:26,114 I think people are really excited. What do you think? 49 00:02:26,998 --> 00:02:30,300 A Pandemic Special, Randy? Really? 50 00:02:30,325 --> 00:02:32,755 - What? - People are hurting. 51 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:34,770 People are dying, Randy. 52 00:02:34,795 --> 00:02:38,083 And all you can think about is making a special about it? 53 00:02:38,108 --> 00:02:40,848 I'm doing something positive to try and help. 54 00:02:40,873 --> 00:02:42,617 People really need this right now. 55 00:02:42,642 --> 00:02:44,421 You are a child, Randy! 56 00:02:44,446 --> 00:02:47,224 These are very serious times, and nobody wants 57 00:02:47,249 --> 00:02:50,973 or cares about your stupid special right now! 58 00:02:52,855 --> 00:02:55,505 We'll see if they like my special. 59 00:02:58,777 --> 00:03:03,777 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 60 00:03:07,286 --> 00:03:09,168 Wow! 61 00:03:10,472 --> 00:03:13,949 ? Another day inside, don't have to do a thing ? 62 00:03:13,974 --> 00:03:17,121 ? I love you, social distancing ? 63 00:03:17,146 --> 00:03:19,857 ? No one's around, no one's talking to me ? 64 00:03:19,882 --> 00:03:22,636 ? Social distancing, I'm free ? 65 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:25,104 ? Don't have to brush my teeth or shower ? 66 00:03:25,129 --> 00:03:26,129 For what? 67 00:03:26,154 --> 00:03:28,098 ? I can sit on the toilet for hours ? 68 00:03:28,123 --> 00:03:29,136 As long as I want! 69 00:03:29,161 --> 00:03:31,607 ? 'Cause no one's saying to me ? 70 00:03:31,632 --> 00:03:36,095 ? You kids should get outside and do something ? 71 00:03:37,371 --> 00:03:39,750 Oh! 9:00 a.m. Time for school! 72 00:03:43,215 --> 00:03:44,216 Good morning, guys. 73 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,980 Everyone ready to start school? 74 00:03:46,005 --> 00:03:47,919 - Hi! - I'm... I'm here! 75 00:03:47,943 --> 00:03:49,722 Okay, I think we're all here. 76 00:03:49,747 --> 00:03:51,622 I see Jimmy and Clyde are on now. 77 00:03:51,647 --> 00:03:53,066 Eric, are you there? 78 00:03:53,091 --> 00:03:54,558 Yes, Teacher, I'm here! 79 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:57,207 I can't wait to start schoo... schoo... 80 00:03:57,232 --> 00:04:00,097 schoo... eh... eh... 81 00:04:00,122 --> 00:04:03,101 Oh, no, Eric, I think your computer is freezing up again. 82 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:04,803 Oh, no. Really? Can you guys hear me? 83 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:05,997 I just said... Eh. 84 00:04:06,022 --> 00:04:08,305 Eh. Eh. Eh. 85 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:10,375 Eric, you'll just have to listen again, okay? 86 00:04:10,399 --> 00:04:12,800 - Best you can. - So let's start today, guys, 87 00:04:12,825 --> 00:04:14,714 by going over yesterday's grammar examples. 88 00:04:14,739 --> 00:04:16,447 Wendy, can you read the first one? 89 00:04:16,471 --> 00:04:17,778 ? I'm cut off from the world ? 90 00:04:17,803 --> 00:04:19,416 ? Isolated, alone ? 91 00:04:19,441 --> 00:04:22,630 ? This is what I call existancing ? 92 00:04:22,655 --> 00:04:25,334 ? No one can touch me or boss me around ? 93 00:04:25,359 --> 00:04:26,614 ? Social distancing ? 94 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:28,731 Eric, aren't you supposed to be on your Zoom call? 95 00:04:28,756 --> 00:04:31,295 ? Stay away from me, Mom, yeah ? 96 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:34,575 ? You got to keep your social distance ? 97 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,113 ? 'Cause all I'm gonna do is sing ? 98 00:04:37,138 --> 00:04:40,970 ? About how much I love you and I need you ? 99 00:04:40,995 --> 00:04:42,440 ? Social distancing ? 100 00:04:42,464 --> 00:04:44,942 Sweetie, I know these are challenging times. 101 00:04:44,966 --> 00:04:48,779 ? Yeah, social distancing, Mom ? 102 00:04:48,803 --> 00:04:51,648 But we all still have to try and do our work. 103 00:04:52,044 --> 00:04:53,480 Computer keeps freezing, Mom. 104 00:04:53,505 --> 00:04:54,651 Maybe if you were an essential worker, 105 00:04:54,675 --> 00:04:56,231 we could afford faster Internet. 106 00:04:56,256 --> 00:04:58,981 I at least need you to get some of your homework done, okay? 107 00:04:59,006 --> 00:05:00,755 And then m-maybe take a shower. 108 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:02,558 Oh, what a folly a shower seems 109 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:04,660 when my generation is being denied their lives! 110 00:05:04,685 --> 00:05:07,264 I can't see my friends. I can't even go to school. 111 00:05:07,288 --> 00:05:09,606 How I miss Kyle. Heh heh heh heh. 112 00:05:09,631 --> 00:05:12,544 Sweetie, it's all going to be over soon. 113 00:05:12,569 --> 00:05:15,247 They're actually talking about school opening up again 114 00:05:15,272 --> 00:05:16,905 in a few days! 115 00:05:19,332 --> 00:05:22,559 What the fuck are you talking about? 116 00:05:22,737 --> 00:05:24,427 There's going to be a big meeting. 117 00:05:24,452 --> 00:05:27,553 Sounds like they're trying to get you kids back to school! 118 00:05:28,679 --> 00:05:31,687 We can't go back to school. There's a fucking pandemic! 119 00:05:31,712 --> 00:05:33,957 But they're talking about maybe staggering you kids 120 00:05:33,981 --> 00:05:35,625 - every other day... - They can't do that! 121 00:05:35,649 --> 00:05:36,771 Eric, you're going to be able 122 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,364 to be with all the other kids again! 123 00:05:38,389 --> 00:05:40,767 Oh, no, I see! There's all this horrible stuff going on 124 00:05:40,792 --> 00:05:43,099 in the world, but apparently Cartman's life doesn't matter! 125 00:05:43,123 --> 00:05:44,934 - Eric, you can't... - Ahp! Get back! Get back! 126 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:47,225 Six feet, Mom! Six fucking feet! 127 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,532 Okay. Thank you very much! 128 00:05:55,557 --> 00:05:57,903 Hope you enjoy the Pandemic Special! 129 00:05:59,242 --> 00:06:02,277 Hi! You here for the special? Here you go. 130 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,208 How was school, Stanley? 131 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,581 It's not school. It's a frickin' joke. 132 00:06:08,606 --> 00:06:09,966 We're not even learning anything. 133 00:06:09,991 --> 00:06:12,603 I know this has all been really hard on you, Stanley. 134 00:06:12,628 --> 00:06:14,072 Do you want to talk about it? 135 00:06:14,097 --> 00:06:17,058 No. I'm fine, Mom. You know, I'm strong. 136 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:18,701 I'm just worried about how this all affecting 137 00:06:18,725 --> 00:06:20,622 weaker kids like... You know, like Butters. 138 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:23,392 Yeah. Well, it's nice you care about your friend. 139 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,039 But if you need to talk... 140 00:06:25,064 --> 00:06:27,558 I know this is really hard on everyone. 141 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,176 Well, that's it, guys. 142 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,184 We have run out of weed for the day. 143 00:06:32,871 --> 00:06:35,349 Oh, hang on. Sorry. Uh, didn't somebody say 144 00:06:35,373 --> 00:06:37,645 the Pandemic Special was a bad idea? 145 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:40,329 I wasn't saying you wouldn't make money. 146 00:06:40,354 --> 00:06:43,474 I was saying maybe that's not what should matter right now. 147 00:06:43,499 --> 00:06:45,176 Oh, come on. Think about it. 148 00:06:45,201 --> 00:06:48,372 Do you even know anyone personally who's dying of COVID? 149 00:06:48,397 --> 00:06:51,809 Yes! My brother Jimbo, who is in the hospital! 150 00:06:51,834 --> 00:06:53,364 Yeah. Uncle Jimbo. 151 00:06:53,389 --> 00:06:56,216 Jimbo's a fat alcoholic who'd be in the hospital anyway. 152 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:58,118 All I'm saying is that we can't let 153 00:06:58,143 --> 00:07:00,254 some dirty virus from "China" 154 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:02,775 completely upend our lives and shut us down! 155 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,779 Please do not quote the President in front of our child! 156 00:07:05,803 --> 00:07:08,949 Sharon, I went to China. Remember? Last season? 157 00:07:08,973 --> 00:07:11,485 I went there to sell our weed, and I ended up hanging out 158 00:07:11,509 --> 00:07:13,872 with Disney and Mickey Mouse. You remember all that? 159 00:07:13,897 --> 00:07:15,508 I know what China's like. 160 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:18,023 Doesn't surprise me all this shit came from there. 161 00:07:18,048 --> 00:07:20,981 - We're going back to school! - What? 162 00:07:21,006 --> 00:07:23,262 They're gonna let us go back to school! 163 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,799 The Park County School District is holding 164 00:07:25,823 --> 00:07:28,635 an all-parent meeting tomorrow, and officials are hopeful 165 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:31,075 that students can return to school on Monday. 166 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,378 Oh, that's great! 167 00:07:32,403 --> 00:07:34,544 Oh, I don't know if this is a good idea. 168 00:07:34,569 --> 00:07:36,270 The openings come on the heels of news 169 00:07:36,295 --> 00:07:38,817 that scientists are getting closer to finding the origins 170 00:07:38,842 --> 00:07:40,679 of the COVID pandemic. 171 00:07:40,704 --> 00:07:43,248 Y-Yes, we've been able to trace the virus 172 00:07:43,272 --> 00:07:45,630 and confirm that it did, in fact, come from 173 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:47,532 a seedy part of China. 174 00:07:47,557 --> 00:07:49,263 Ha! Told ya! 175 00:07:49,288 --> 00:07:51,521 And, in fact, we've pinpointed the virus 176 00:07:51,546 --> 00:07:53,755 to a certain bat in Wuhan. 177 00:07:55,312 --> 00:07:56,790 A bat in Wuhan? 178 00:07:56,815 --> 00:07:58,583 What we still don't understand is, 179 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:02,755 how did a transmitted disease get from a bat to a human? 180 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:05,636 How can a virus jump species like that? 181 00:08:05,661 --> 00:08:06,738 We just don't know. 182 00:08:09,499 --> 00:08:11,091 Hello. 183 00:08:11,976 --> 00:08:13,387 Oh! Oh, hey! 184 00:08:14,184 --> 00:08:16,841 You could use some tegridy, China! 185 00:08:16,866 --> 00:08:20,151 - Here's to China! Ha ha! - To China! 186 00:08:20,176 --> 00:08:21,966 Boy, you sure know how to party, Mick! 187 00:08:21,991 --> 00:08:24,246 Oh, my God! Look at her! Ha ha! 188 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,074 She is so hot! 189 00:08:26,099 --> 00:08:27,493 I think that's a bat. 190 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:28,927 Yeah! It's a bat! 191 00:08:28,951 --> 00:08:31,063 It's a mouse with wings! 192 00:08:31,087 --> 00:08:32,864 Hey, Mick? Where'd ya go? 193 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:34,799 Ha ha! Ha ha! Ooh, boy! 194 00:08:34,823 --> 00:08:35,825 - Ohh! - Ha ha! 195 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:38,336 Randy, you gotta try it! Go ahead. Take a turn. 196 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:39,838 Ohh-oh-oh-oh! 197 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:41,306 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! 198 00:08:41,330 --> 00:08:42,623 If they're letting us go back to school, 199 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,022 then soon we can get back to everything. 200 00:08:44,046 --> 00:08:46,686 I mean, doesn't this mean things are finally going back to normal? 201 00:08:46,711 --> 00:08:48,388 - Dad? - I gotta go! 202 00:08:54,805 --> 00:08:57,146 Then sell fucking Epcot Center! 203 00:08:57,171 --> 00:08:58,944 If we can't get people on the rides, 204 00:08:58,969 --> 00:09:00,591 then sell the fucking thing! 205 00:09:00,616 --> 00:09:03,361 No, no, no! I said more "Mandalorian"! 206 00:09:03,385 --> 00:09:06,064 Jesus Christ! We're fucking dying here! 207 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:08,171 What?! Fucking what?! Ha ha. 208 00:09:08,196 --> 00:09:11,234 Hey. It's Randy Marsh. From... From Tegridy Farms? 209 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,975 What do you want, Marsh?! I'm in the fucking weeds here! 210 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,872 Look. Um... Do you remember 211 00:09:15,897 --> 00:09:17,686 when we fucked that bat in Wuhan? 212 00:09:17,711 --> 00:09:19,509 I've fucked a lot of bats! 213 00:09:19,534 --> 00:09:21,612 Well, I've only fucked one! 214 00:09:21,636 --> 00:09:23,858 I remember... right after, I got really sick, 215 00:09:23,883 --> 00:09:26,027 and this was all back in October. 216 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:30,944 Jesus Christ, you fucker! You started all this! 217 00:09:30,969 --> 00:09:32,679 You told me to fuck the bat! 218 00:09:32,704 --> 00:09:35,192 You didn't quarantine yourself after you got home?! 219 00:09:35,217 --> 00:09:37,506 Nobody knew anything about COVID when I fucked the bat! 220 00:09:37,531 --> 00:09:39,843 I thought I just came back from China with the flu! 221 00:09:39,868 --> 00:09:42,932 Look. We can't let scientists find that bat. 222 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,735 My wife is crazy. 223 00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:47,037 If she finds out I started the pandemic, 224 00:09:47,061 --> 00:09:49,999 she's gonna be a total bitch about it. 225 00:10:10,006 --> 00:10:11,918 Dude, you are not gonna believe this. 226 00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:13,037 What are you doing here? 227 00:10:13,062 --> 00:10:14,983 Is your dad home, Kyle? We need to talk to a lawyer. 228 00:10:15,007 --> 00:10:17,076 - Mr. Broflovski?! - Dude, get outta my house! 229 00:10:17,101 --> 00:10:19,388 If you wanna talk, we can go outside! 230 00:10:19,705 --> 00:10:22,105 They're gonna try and make us go back to school. 231 00:10:23,754 --> 00:10:25,533 Dude, you could be spreading germs! 232 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,402 Maybe you didn't hear me, Kyle. 233 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,013 They want us to go back to school! 234 00:10:30,335 --> 00:10:32,545 - So?! - "So?" What the fuck? 235 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:34,287 You really wanna go back to that slavery?! 236 00:10:34,312 --> 00:10:35,748 I want an education! 237 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:37,904 I want to be able to compete for a job when I'm older. 238 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:41,312 You crazy, psychotic... Kyle, we need to get a lawyer 239 00:10:41,337 --> 00:10:42,974 to stop the schools from forcing us back. 240 00:10:42,999 --> 00:10:44,716 Now, whatever your messed-up beliefs are 241 00:10:44,741 --> 00:10:46,318 about wanting to go to school... 242 00:10:46,343 --> 00:10:48,255 You really wanna spend the next year on Zoom? 243 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,891 You don't have to be on Zoom. 244 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,584 There's a million ways around it! 245 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,826 Mark my words, Kyle. 246 00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:54,319 First, they'll force us back to school, 247 00:10:54,343 --> 00:10:56,622 then they'll take social distancing away from us completely, 248 00:10:56,646 --> 00:10:59,052 and I'll be out of my room having to hang out with you! 249 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:01,966 You're out of your room hanging out with me now. 250 00:11:04,186 --> 00:11:07,131 - Oh, my God. - They won't get away with this! 251 00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:46,190 _ 252 00:11:47,611 --> 00:11:50,023 Hey! Excuse me! 253 00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,488 Y-You're Randy Marsh, right? 254 00:11:52,513 --> 00:11:54,041 Uh... m-maybe. 255 00:11:54,066 --> 00:11:57,946 Yeah. Look, man. I just wanna say thanks. You know? 256 00:11:58,146 --> 00:12:00,657 The Pandemic Special is really amazing. 257 00:12:00,798 --> 00:12:03,604 Oh, yeah. Cool. Thank you. 258 00:12:03,629 --> 00:12:06,963 No, no, listen. You... You're awesome. 259 00:12:06,988 --> 00:12:09,333 All this horrible stuff going on, and... 260 00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:11,476 well, you come along and try to fight it! 261 00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:12,912 Okay. Thanks. 262 00:12:12,937 --> 00:12:14,281 Y-You see, I... 263 00:12:14,306 --> 00:12:16,784 I lost my wife. To the virus. 264 00:12:16,995 --> 00:12:18,436 My kids, I... 265 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:19,945 I don't even know how to talk to them. 266 00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:21,726 You know? Just... 267 00:12:21,751 --> 00:12:23,796 Just thank God for your Pandemic Special. 268 00:12:23,821 --> 00:12:25,124 Thank God. 269 00:12:25,149 --> 00:12:27,022 It's a great special. It really is. 270 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,554 - Okay. - No, it's an awesome special. 271 00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:31,702 A-And it was a great idea to do a special. 272 00:12:31,727 --> 00:12:33,638 Okay, okay! Just stop! 273 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:40,388 M'kay, welcome, parents, to this all-school town meeting 274 00:12:40,413 --> 00:12:42,654 to talk about how we're gonna get your kids 275 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,590 back into the classroom. 276 00:12:44,615 --> 00:12:46,593 Can everyone hear me m'kay? 277 00:12:49,087 --> 00:12:50,623 M'kay, well, parents, we've made 278 00:12:50,648 --> 00:12:53,357 some amazing adjustments and hirings, m'kay. 279 00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:56,862 We believe we can welcome students back on Monday. M'kay? 280 00:12:56,887 --> 00:12:58,732 How are you going to do this? 281 00:12:58,757 --> 00:13:00,603 Yeah, what happens when my son is sitting in a room 282 00:13:00,627 --> 00:13:02,138 with Craig Tucker, whose father 283 00:13:02,163 --> 00:13:03,779 doesn't even wear a mask outside? 284 00:13:03,804 --> 00:13:07,576 Oh, here we fucking go again! Stop mask shaming, Stotch! 285 00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:09,662 Well, it's really not a mask if you wear it 286 00:13:09,687 --> 00:13:11,795 down around your chin. That's a chin diaper. 287 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,398 There's no real proof that a mask 288 00:13:13,423 --> 00:13:14,767 even fucking does anything! 289 00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:16,263 Spoken like a true redneck! 290 00:13:16,288 --> 00:13:17,859 Oh, fuck you! 291 00:13:20,653 --> 00:13:23,443 M'kay, m'kay, everyone! Alright! 292 00:13:24,147 --> 00:13:27,443 M'kay! I just muted everybody! M'kay? 293 00:13:27,483 --> 00:13:29,013 Now, if we don't get along, 294 00:13:29,038 --> 00:13:31,272 I'll just sit here with you all on mute. 295 00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:36,013 M'kay. Now, let's try this again. 296 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,693 I saw Wendy's mother not wearing a mask 297 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,295 in the changing room at Ross. 298 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,597 The fuck are you doing 299 00:13:41,622 --> 00:13:43,300 spying on me in the changing room?! 300 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,498 M'kay! Boom! You're all muted! 301 00:13:47,523 --> 00:13:49,662 M'kay? I can do this all day! 302 00:13:49,687 --> 00:13:51,698 Now, we've made changes at the school, 303 00:13:51,723 --> 00:13:54,396 and we feel prepared to welcome your students back. 304 00:13:56,308 --> 00:13:58,019 Mr. Donovan. 305 00:13:58,262 --> 00:13:59,904 I don't care what changes you've made. 306 00:13:59,929 --> 00:14:02,307 My son Clyde is not going to class! 307 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,155 And that is your prerogative. Mute! 308 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:07,248 M'kay. Mrs. Marsh. 309 00:14:07,273 --> 00:14:10,753 I thought that the issue was the teachers not coming back. 310 00:14:11,089 --> 00:14:12,239 That is correct. 311 00:14:12,264 --> 00:14:14,841 Our teaching staff does not feel safe to return. 312 00:14:14,866 --> 00:14:18,476 But... we have hired all new teachers. M'kay. 313 00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:21,113 These are people who have recently lost their jobs 314 00:14:21,138 --> 00:14:24,015 due to recent events and are desperate for work. 315 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,797 M'kay. So they'll do just about anything. 316 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,593 What new teachers? 317 00:14:32,255 --> 00:14:33,847 Alright, men! 318 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:36,139 As you all know, due to recent events 319 00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:40,109 totally beyond our control, we have lost most of our funding. 320 00:14:40,134 --> 00:14:41,964 But this new venture will be great, 321 00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:46,769 and I know we will all thrive as elementary schoolteachers. 322 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,730 This might be our last chance at a job, 323 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,878 so I don't want any unnecessary deaths. 324 00:14:54,072 --> 00:14:56,886 Ahp! Ahp! No unnecessary deaths! 325 00:14:57,124 --> 00:15:02,204 And let's show this town just what great leaders we can be. 326 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,206 This is gonna be great. 327 00:15:04,231 --> 00:15:06,109 All over South Park this morning, 328 00:15:06,134 --> 00:15:08,808 children are getting ready for their first day of class. 329 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,445 And as they do, scientists say 330 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,948 they're closer to finding a vaccine. 331 00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:14,706 Oh, cool! Turn it up! 332 00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:16,910 Tom, I'm standing in front of the newly built 333 00:15:16,935 --> 00:15:19,925 viral research center where scientists say they have found 334 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:22,629 the animal which started the coronavirus. 335 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,022 The creature was located in China 336 00:15:25,046 --> 00:15:26,597 and then flown to the facility here 337 00:15:26,622 --> 00:15:28,792 where scientists are studying it thoroughly. 338 00:15:28,817 --> 00:15:30,747 Hey, hey, hey! W-Whoa! W-What are you guys doing?! 339 00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:32,278 They think they're about to find a vaccine. 340 00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:34,894 Yes, now that we have the animal in our possession, 341 00:15:34,919 --> 00:15:37,664 we'll finally be able to unlock what caused a virus 342 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:39,214 to jump from it to humans. 343 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,449 Does it matter what started coronavirus?! 344 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,152 Who cares what started coronavirus?! 345 00:15:43,177 --> 00:15:44,464 You guys are being racist! 346 00:15:44,489 --> 00:15:46,364 We don't need to watch this! Where's the remote? 347 00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:48,918 This is... This is racist television, and we're not gonna watch it! 348 00:15:48,942 --> 00:15:51,308 - I want to hear this, Randy! - No! 349 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,246 No. You know what? You guys are horrible! 350 00:15:53,271 --> 00:15:54,426 Just... Just stop it right now! 351 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:56,095 You traced the virus to Wuhan, 352 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,800 but what you found was not a bat. Is that correct? 353 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,292 No, no, the virus did not come from a bat. 354 00:16:01,317 --> 00:16:03,963 You guys... What? What'd he say? 355 00:16:03,988 --> 00:16:06,099 We were able to break down the virus enough 356 00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:08,235 to see there was actually no bat involved. 357 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:11,199 No bat involved. No bat involved! 358 00:16:11,224 --> 00:16:13,167 ? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ? 359 00:16:13,192 --> 00:16:15,355 ? It wasn't a bat, it wasn't a bat ? 360 00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:17,859 ? It wasn't a bat, in your face! ? 361 00:16:17,884 --> 00:16:21,143 ? In your face, it wasn't a bat ? 362 00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:23,831 When we tracked the virus, we found it did originate 363 00:16:23,856 --> 00:16:27,228 in Wuhan, but from a species called pholidota. 364 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,732 And what exactly is pholidota? 365 00:16:29,757 --> 00:16:32,686 It's a pangolin. And here it is right over here. 366 00:16:34,058 --> 00:16:36,261 - What's a pangolin, Mom? - I'm not even sure. 367 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,205 Do you know what a pangolin is, Randy? 368 00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:40,900 Randy? 369 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,365 Do you know what a pangolin is, Dad? 370 00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:48,068 Ha ha! Ha ha! 371 00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:51,005 Dude, I still can't believe you fucked that bat. 372 00:16:51,321 --> 00:16:54,052 - Okay, okay. Shh! - Ha ha! 373 00:16:54,077 --> 00:16:56,021 You really let her have it! Oh, boy! 374 00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:58,658 Okay! I don't wanna think about that right now, Mickey. 375 00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:00,360 I'm just impressed, that's all. 376 00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:02,817 I mean, if you can handle a bat, then... 377 00:17:02,842 --> 00:17:03,857 Then what? 378 00:17:03,882 --> 00:17:05,786 You ever have sex with a pangolin? 379 00:17:05,811 --> 00:17:07,221 What the fuck is a pangolin? 380 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,644 Ha ha! Ha whoa! Ho ho! 381 00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:14,951 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! 382 00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:17,622 Shit! 383 00:17:26,702 --> 00:17:29,537 Alright, children, welcome back to class. 384 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,045 I'm your new teacher, Detective Harris, 385 00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:35,334 and this is our homeroom teacher's assistant, 386 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:36,834 Officer Johnston. 387 00:17:36,859 --> 00:17:39,045 Let's start the day off with some math. 388 00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:41,920 Does anyone understand math? 389 00:17:42,087 --> 00:17:45,534 Who would like to lead the class with some math? 390 00:17:52,389 --> 00:17:54,834 Pandemic! There's a pandemic! You can't make me go to school! 391 00:17:54,859 --> 00:17:57,396 You can't... Arghh! Aaaghh! No, no, no! 392 00:17:57,421 --> 00:17:59,270 Oh, no, no! You can't make me! 393 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,084 I don't know if I can do this, Mitch. 394 00:18:01,109 --> 00:18:03,688 I fucking hate kids. I can't be a teacher. 395 00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:06,492 It's all we got, sir. Let me try. 396 00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:09,633 Kids! Alright! Come on! Let's settle down! 397 00:18:09,658 --> 00:18:12,428 Now we're gonna do some fingerpaints. You got that? 398 00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:16,537 You're gonna fingerpaint... "a marsupial of your choice 399 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,318 or a fun thing you did over the summer." 400 00:18:19,343 --> 00:18:20,679 You can't make us stay here! 401 00:18:20,703 --> 00:18:23,240 This is a violation of our freedom! Who's with me, guys?! 402 00:18:23,265 --> 00:18:26,107 Now, listen! We're gonna start fingerpaintin' right now! 403 00:18:26,132 --> 00:18:28,693 Oh, my God! I forgot how much it sucks to be around everybody! 404 00:18:28,718 --> 00:18:30,865 I think I'm gonna be sick! All over Kyle! 405 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:32,499 Bluggggh! 406 00:18:33,101 --> 00:18:34,345 Fuck you! 407 00:18:38,296 --> 00:18:39,845 That's enough! 408 00:18:45,929 --> 00:18:47,514 Got 'im! 409 00:18:57,912 --> 00:18:59,389 And here it is. 410 00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:02,259 This is the pangolin we tracked down in China, 411 00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:05,228 the animal that could lead us to a vaccine. 412 00:19:05,252 --> 00:19:07,163 The mysteries of COVID can be unlocked 413 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,566 by our studies of this creature. 414 00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:11,968 I'll just ask you all to keep a good distance away. 415 00:19:11,999 --> 00:19:15,400 Obviously we can't let anything happen to this pangolin. 416 00:19:17,396 --> 00:19:20,042 You see, this pangolin's DNA has mutated, 417 00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:22,511 which is what we believe started it all. 418 00:19:22,535 --> 00:19:24,581 The pangolin has mutated how? 419 00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:26,215 We're not completely sure, 420 00:19:26,239 --> 00:19:29,518 but we believe now that something somehow... 421 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:33,177 got its DNA up into the pangolin. 422 00:19:34,482 --> 00:19:36,424 How exactly could that happen? 423 00:19:36,449 --> 00:19:38,628 Well, i-it's almost like another creature 424 00:19:38,652 --> 00:19:43,799 somehow inserted its DNA up into the pangolin. 425 00:19:43,902 --> 00:19:45,568 Perhaps some other species 426 00:19:45,592 --> 00:19:47,541 somehow mated with the pangolin? 427 00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:49,222 Oh, come on! What kind of animal 428 00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:50,752 would have sex with a pangolin? 429 00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:52,708 - Yeah! - Look how ugly that thing is! 430 00:19:52,732 --> 00:19:54,243 Yeah. Yeah! 431 00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:56,004 Okay. Okay. 432 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,279 Again, what really matters is that we decode 433 00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:00,449 the foreign DNA inside the pangolin. 434 00:20:00,473 --> 00:20:03,919 That would be the key to a vaccine, perhaps even a cure. 435 00:20:03,943 --> 00:20:06,330 We have to know what raped the pangolin. 436 00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:08,355 Oh. So now it was "rape." 437 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,996 Excuse me, sir. Who are you? 438 00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:14,694 This tour is for scientists that specialize in pandemics. 439 00:20:14,719 --> 00:20:16,998 Are you... a pandemic specialist? 440 00:20:17,223 --> 00:20:20,490 Yeah, I'm a pandemic specialist. I'm making one right now. 441 00:20:22,327 --> 00:20:25,940 O-kay. Anyway, if you all follow me now to the micro labs, 442 00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:27,808 I can show you the containment system 443 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:30,845 for once a vaccine is able to be tried. 444 00:20:44,893 --> 00:20:47,094 M'kay. M'kay, parents? 445 00:20:47,118 --> 00:20:49,049 Can everyone hear me m'kay? 446 00:20:49,074 --> 00:20:50,956 Everyone listen up. 447 00:20:51,222 --> 00:20:53,494 We don't want anyone to panic, m'kay, 448 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:57,102 but there has been a COVID exposure here at the school. 449 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,141 M'kay. One of our fourth graders 450 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,953 was taken to the hospital a couple hours ago, m'kay? 451 00:21:04,978 --> 00:21:07,581 But we... we think Token's gonna be okay. 452 00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:11,125 Now, due to county protocol, everyone that was in the school 453 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:13,654 now has to quarantine for two weeks. 454 00:21:13,678 --> 00:21:16,190 So we will be keeping your kids here, 455 00:21:16,214 --> 00:21:18,358 and the teachers will be staying with them. 456 00:21:21,752 --> 00:21:24,118 Alright, students, shut up. 457 00:21:24,143 --> 00:21:26,797 I know this situation is not ideal, 458 00:21:26,822 --> 00:21:29,883 but we all have to quarantine together for two weeks. 459 00:21:29,908 --> 00:21:31,485 This is bullshit! 460 00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:33,828 You don't want to infect your families, do you? 461 00:21:33,853 --> 00:21:36,042 You were all exposed to a student here 462 00:21:36,066 --> 00:21:38,727 who was taken to the hospital due to COVID. 463 00:21:38,752 --> 00:21:39,979 Yes? 464 00:21:40,003 --> 00:21:41,715 Uh, we were there, and Token was actually 465 00:21:41,739 --> 00:21:44,236 taken to the hospital because you guys shot him. 466 00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:47,653 Yes, due to COVID. 467 00:21:47,677 --> 00:21:49,856 If it weren't for COVID, all the previous teachers 468 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,324 would have still been here, 469 00:21:51,348 --> 00:21:52,589 we wouldn't have been in the class, 470 00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:54,127 and nobody would have gotten shot. 471 00:21:54,152 --> 00:21:57,261 Therefore the young man is in the hospital due to COVID. 472 00:21:57,286 --> 00:21:59,164 It was COVID-related. 473 00:21:59,188 --> 00:22:01,221 That doesn't make any sense! 474 00:22:01,246 --> 00:22:04,335 And scientists are asking all South Park County residents 475 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,671 to keep an eye out for the creature. 476 00:22:06,695 --> 00:22:08,273 Once again, the pangolin 477 00:22:08,297 --> 00:22:10,252 escaped from the facility yesterday, 478 00:22:10,277 --> 00:22:12,790 and many people are fearing the worst. 479 00:22:12,815 --> 00:22:14,292 Scientists say that even though 480 00:22:14,317 --> 00:22:16,228 they have samples from the pangolin, 481 00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:19,265 they now don't have what they need for a vaccine. 482 00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:22,955 Yes, you see, what we needed was the foreign DNA 483 00:22:22,979 --> 00:22:25,290 that was up inside the pangolin. 484 00:22:25,314 --> 00:22:29,628 It's whatever that DNA was that was our key to a cure. 485 00:22:31,775 --> 00:22:33,898 Hello?! Anyone home?! 486 00:22:38,527 --> 00:22:41,206 Got a delivery here. Needs a signature. 487 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,739 Oh, okay. 488 00:22:42,764 --> 00:22:44,751 Oh, h-hey. If you're gonna come any closer, 489 00:22:44,776 --> 00:22:47,693 would you mind wearing a, you know, chin diaper? 490 00:22:47,718 --> 00:22:49,466 Oh. Sorry. 491 00:22:51,676 --> 00:22:53,497 Here you go. Just sign right there. 492 00:22:54,496 --> 00:22:56,279 Have a nice day. 493 00:22:56,697 --> 00:23:00,477 Oh, and, hey. I'm really loving the Pandemic Special. 494 00:23:00,563 --> 00:23:02,461 Yeah, thanks. 495 00:23:09,252 --> 00:23:11,492 _ 496 00:23:15,613 --> 00:23:17,727 Why did you send that to me? 497 00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:20,695 Ha ha! Because you're a dead man, Marsh! 498 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:24,165 It's your DNA that they need for a vaccine! Ha ha! 499 00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:26,250 Yeah, I know, but I can't just turn myself in! 500 00:23:26,275 --> 00:23:28,617 This isn't personal, Marsh. It's business. 501 00:23:28,642 --> 00:23:31,955 I'm having you killed, then secretly we'll send your DNA 502 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:34,141 to the scientists for the vaccine. Ha ha. 503 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:36,403 This is all your fault, Mickey Mouse! 504 00:23:36,428 --> 00:23:37,758 You made the deal with the devil 505 00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:40,706 when you sold your "Mulan" shit to China! 506 00:23:40,731 --> 00:23:43,844 And then you took me out and sold me on how great China was 507 00:23:43,868 --> 00:23:45,664 and how we should all suck their dick! 508 00:23:45,689 --> 00:23:49,867 You made me lose my tegridy and anything special that I had... 509 00:23:50,201 --> 00:23:53,286 Special. Wait a minute. 510 00:23:53,311 --> 00:23:54,461 That's it. 511 00:23:54,486 --> 00:23:55,864 What's it? Ha ha. 512 00:23:55,889 --> 00:23:58,531 The special. The Pandemic Special! 513 00:23:58,556 --> 00:24:01,102 That's how we can get my DNA into people! 514 00:24:01,127 --> 00:24:03,328 We can vaccinate them without them even knowing! 515 00:24:03,353 --> 00:24:04,766 What are you talking about? 516 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:06,999 Just give me a couple more days before you have me killed. 517 00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:09,852 I-I think I know a way out of this. 518 00:24:38,242 --> 00:24:39,359 Randy? 519 00:24:39,384 --> 00:24:41,766 Shh! Hey, Jimbo. 520 00:24:42,141 --> 00:24:43,273 W-What are you...? 521 00:24:43,298 --> 00:24:46,883 It's okay, Jimbo. I think I might have a cure for COVID. 522 00:24:51,814 --> 00:24:54,548 You're just gonna haveto trust me, okay? 523 00:25:01,187 --> 00:25:02,431 Unh. 524 00:25:03,408 --> 00:25:05,007 Ohhhhhhh. 525 00:25:11,641 --> 00:25:13,397 - Uh... Uh... - Shh! 526 00:25:13,421 --> 00:25:15,767 - This is gonna be great. - No, uh... 527 00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:17,936 It's okay. It's okay. Just breathe. 528 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,237 Br-e-e-e-eathe. 529 00:25:19,901 --> 00:25:21,006 It's okay. 530 00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:22,907 It's okay. Breathe. 531 00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:27,415 _ 532 00:25:36,545 --> 00:25:38,156 We miss ya, honey! 533 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,480 We can't wait for quarantine to be over! 534 00:25:49,356 --> 00:25:51,334 Group 4! Your meal is over! 535 00:25:51,358 --> 00:25:52,985 Back to your class! 536 00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:58,845 Alright. Group 5, it's now mealtime! 537 00:25:58,870 --> 00:26:01,727 Come in but keep your social distance! 538 00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:06,801 Yeah, that's good social distancing. Real good. 539 00:26:08,174 --> 00:26:12,121 March 16th! It was March 16th! 540 00:26:12,146 --> 00:26:14,110 That's how long it's been! 541 00:26:14,135 --> 00:26:15,858 It was supposed to be a party! 542 00:26:15,883 --> 00:26:17,884 A big, happy gathering at Build-A-Bear 543 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:21,001 to celebrate me being a big boy at the dentist! 544 00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:23,092 Then they shut it all down. 545 00:26:23,117 --> 00:26:25,467 They said I'd have to wait until April. 546 00:26:25,492 --> 00:26:27,977 And then it was May. And then they said wait until summer! 547 00:26:28,002 --> 00:26:30,147 It's fucking October now! 548 00:26:30,191 --> 00:26:32,069 Why doesn't anyone tell me the truth?! 549 00:26:32,094 --> 00:26:34,009 That I'm never going to Build-A-Bear! 550 00:26:34,034 --> 00:26:36,165 That I'm never going ever again! 551 00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:37,877 Butters, Butters, you gotta calm down. 552 00:26:37,901 --> 00:26:39,546 I'm never going to Build-A-Bear, am I?! 553 00:26:39,571 --> 00:26:42,216 Oh, hey, Teachers. Sorry. W-Wait. I'm sorry. 554 00:26:42,241 --> 00:26:44,946 I don't need to go to Build-A-Bear! Fellas? 555 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,351 Randy. Where are the car keys? 556 00:26:57,966 --> 00:26:59,211 Randy! 557 00:26:59,236 --> 00:27:00,545 Huh? Uh... What? What? 558 00:27:00,569 --> 00:27:02,514 Where are the car keys? 559 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,829 They're probably in my pants pocket. Why? 560 00:27:04,854 --> 00:27:06,977 I have to get over to the hospital. 561 00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,626 The hospital? For what? 562 00:27:08,651 --> 00:27:12,360 It's Jimbo. Doctor said he's better, so I can take him home. 563 00:27:13,468 --> 00:27:15,821 - Jimbo's better? - They said he doesn't have 564 00:27:15,846 --> 00:27:18,157 any symptoms, and his tests are showing negative. 565 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:21,196 Holy shit. 566 00:27:26,302 --> 00:27:29,480 It works. It can help! 567 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:40,144 Unh. 568 00:27:49,931 --> 00:27:51,409 Oh, boy. 569 00:27:58,082 --> 00:27:59,761 Kyle, I need to talk to you. 570 00:27:59,786 --> 00:28:01,830 Hey, dude. I'm really worried... 571 00:28:01,855 --> 00:28:04,387 about Butters. I think he's sick. 572 00:28:04,593 --> 00:28:06,558 You think he got the virus? 573 00:28:06,583 --> 00:28:07,910 No! It's all the other stuff. 574 00:28:07,935 --> 00:28:10,113 The isolation and the uncertainty. 575 00:28:10,447 --> 00:28:12,058 I'm just really worried what all the stuff 576 00:28:12,082 --> 00:28:14,504 around COVID is doing to some kids. 577 00:28:14,645 --> 00:28:16,390 You know, not every kid is like us. 578 00:28:16,415 --> 00:28:18,942 There's some kids who really can't take it anymore. 579 00:28:19,737 --> 00:28:21,081 I know. This bullshit sucks. 580 00:28:21,106 --> 00:28:22,642 But Butters'll be okay. 581 00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:24,212 And what if he's not? 582 00:28:24,237 --> 00:28:26,540 What if Butters is actually starting to lose his mind? 583 00:28:26,565 --> 00:28:29,178 What if he feels his body shutting down right now? 584 00:28:29,437 --> 00:28:30,978 You really think it's that bad? 585 00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:32,880 It's time for us to ask for help, 586 00:28:32,905 --> 00:28:34,284 from someone who has more authority 587 00:28:34,308 --> 00:28:36,320 at this school than these cops. 588 00:28:42,061 --> 00:28:44,115 Mr. President! The CDC is on the line. 589 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,751 They need to speak with you urgently! 590 00:28:45,776 --> 00:28:48,318 Tell them to suck my asshole. 591 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,953 Mr. President, Dr. Fauci is on line two, 592 00:28:50,978 --> 00:28:52,920 and FDA chief is on line three. 593 00:28:52,945 --> 00:28:55,589 Ooh! Tell Fauci to shove it up his ass 594 00:28:55,614 --> 00:28:58,824 and let the FDA chief know he can eat shit off my balls. 595 00:28:59,207 --> 00:29:01,840 Sir! Sir, you have an urgent call on line four 596 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,066 from a Mr. Slave. 597 00:29:05,202 --> 00:29:07,019 Mr. Slave? 598 00:29:07,526 --> 00:29:09,270 Okay, go! Go, go, go! 599 00:29:11,198 --> 00:29:15,411 Yes? This is the President of the entire United States. 600 00:29:15,581 --> 00:29:17,792 Uh, hi. It's Stan Marsh. 601 00:29:18,137 --> 00:29:20,113 Stan Marsh? Where's Mr. Slave? 602 00:29:20,138 --> 00:29:22,016 I'm sorry. We had to get your attention. 603 00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:23,536 Listen, we're being kept at the school, 604 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,402 and one of the students here is really sick. 605 00:29:25,427 --> 00:29:27,805 Oh, for Pete's sake, here we go again. 606 00:29:27,830 --> 00:29:30,129 Just deal with it. I am busy. 607 00:29:30,154 --> 00:29:31,431 No, no, Mr. President, please! 608 00:29:31,456 --> 00:29:32,778 You gotta come back to South Park. 609 00:29:32,802 --> 00:29:34,413 Our teachers are shooting people! 610 00:29:34,438 --> 00:29:36,050 Everyone's arguing, and... and there's a facility 611 00:29:36,074 --> 00:29:37,685 outside of town that found the pangolin 612 00:29:37,710 --> 00:29:38,987 and are working on a vaccine. 613 00:29:39,012 --> 00:29:41,024 You might be able to stop the pandemic! 614 00:29:41,566 --> 00:29:43,761 Why would I do that? 615 00:29:44,297 --> 00:29:45,640 Huh? 616 00:29:45,664 --> 00:29:47,449 Stan, this is gonna be very difficult 617 00:29:47,474 --> 00:29:48,800 for a child to understand, 618 00:29:48,825 --> 00:29:51,566 but I made a promise to the American people... 619 00:29:51,591 --> 00:29:54,144 To get rid of all the Mexicans. 620 00:29:55,457 --> 00:29:58,168 But the pandemic isn't just killing Mexicans. 621 00:29:58,193 --> 00:30:00,058 It's killing a lot of them. 622 00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:02,082 I've gone over the statistics, Stan. 623 00:30:02,107 --> 00:30:04,786 All I have to do now is sort of guide the avalanche 624 00:30:04,811 --> 00:30:07,194 in right direction, and I'm fulfilling my promises 625 00:30:07,219 --> 00:30:08,590 to the American People. 626 00:30:08,615 --> 00:30:11,482 I was doing a crap job until this pandemic happened. 627 00:30:13,014 --> 00:30:15,550 You're just going to sit there and not do anything? 628 00:30:15,575 --> 00:30:18,316 I am going to actively not do anything. 629 00:30:18,341 --> 00:30:21,320 And you can eat shit off my balls and die. 630 00:30:22,101 --> 00:30:24,176 God dammit! 631 00:30:31,154 --> 00:30:32,664 Okay, there you go. 632 00:30:32,689 --> 00:30:34,496 That's all I can sell you right now. 633 00:30:34,521 --> 00:30:36,269 Just make sure you smoke it, okay? 634 00:30:36,294 --> 00:30:38,324 Enjoy the special. 635 00:30:38,901 --> 00:30:40,613 H-Hang on, guys! 636 00:30:40,638 --> 00:30:43,938 I gotta prep some more. Just give me like four minutes. 637 00:30:49,241 --> 00:30:50,351 Randy?! 638 00:30:50,376 --> 00:30:51,541 - Oh! - Randy! 639 00:30:51,566 --> 00:30:52,865 Just... what?! 640 00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:54,701 Randy, you've gotta get in here! 641 00:30:54,726 --> 00:30:56,837 I'm doing something important, Sharon! 642 00:30:56,862 --> 00:30:58,710 People need this right now! 643 00:30:58,735 --> 00:31:00,871 Come upstairs. Something's wrong with Jimbo! 644 00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:04,651 He's just been sleeping for days. 645 00:31:04,675 --> 00:31:06,386 They said he was getting better. 646 00:31:06,652 --> 00:31:08,574 Last night, his fever came back. 647 00:31:08,599 --> 00:31:11,644 And then a few hours ago, this thing appeared on his face. 648 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:13,527 What thing? 649 00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:21,155 Jimbo's never been able to grow a mustache. 650 00:31:21,592 --> 00:31:23,980 Huh. That's weird. 651 00:31:24,005 --> 00:31:25,737 Should I call the doctor? 652 00:31:25,762 --> 00:31:27,774 No! No, no, no! Don't call the doctor! 653 00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:30,496 - They're busy. - These are unprecedented times. 654 00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:32,949 W-We have no idea what caused this. 655 00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,311 Special... 656 00:31:35,336 --> 00:31:36,605 What, Jimbo? 657 00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:40,042 Pandemic... uh... Special... 658 00:31:40,067 --> 00:31:42,279 Why's he talking about your special? 659 00:31:42,304 --> 00:31:44,207 Everyone's talking about the special, Sharon. 660 00:31:44,232 --> 00:31:46,168 It's a big deal. He obviously needs it right now. 661 00:31:46,193 --> 00:31:48,227 I'm gonna get the thermometer. 662 00:31:49,486 --> 00:31:50,864 Just fucking shut up! 663 00:31:50,888 --> 00:31:52,465 You have no idea if it's because of the special! 664 00:31:52,489 --> 00:31:53,668 You could just be sick again 665 00:31:53,693 --> 00:31:55,433 'cause you're a fat fucking alcoholic, 666 00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:57,603 and I am not going to jail for you! 667 00:32:02,598 --> 00:32:05,574 And you say you've never had a mustache before? 668 00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:06,871 No! Never! 669 00:32:06,896 --> 00:32:08,641 It just came outta nowhere! 670 00:32:08,666 --> 00:32:10,465 How can this happen, doctor? 671 00:32:10,490 --> 00:32:13,425 Have you put anything toxic in your body lately? 672 00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:14,925 Any drugs or alcohol? 673 00:32:14,950 --> 00:32:17,195 No! I mean... 674 00:32:17,329 --> 00:32:20,141 I've enjoyed a little of the Pandemic Special... 675 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:22,355 Oh, no, no no. That... That's totally fine. 676 00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:25,050 Doctor! You better come to the emergency room! 677 00:32:27,522 --> 00:32:29,133 Holy shit. 678 00:32:39,443 --> 00:32:40,754 Another strain of COVID, 679 00:32:40,779 --> 00:32:43,160 or simply more COVID-related symptoms? 680 00:32:43,185 --> 00:32:45,864 A reported one in 10 people in Park County 681 00:32:45,889 --> 00:32:49,488 are experiencing mustaches and nobody seems to know why. 682 00:32:49,513 --> 00:32:52,558 The mayor has called for help from infectious disease experts, 683 00:32:52,583 --> 00:32:54,327 and Dr. Anthony Fauci arrived 684 00:32:54,352 --> 00:32:56,824 at South Park Hospital today to give his advice. 685 00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,308 We aren't sure why some people are getting a mustache 686 00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:02,044 and some aren't, but we have to do all we can 687 00:33:02,069 --> 00:33:04,113 to avoid it becoming fashionable. 688 00:33:04,491 --> 00:33:06,988 Will our chin diapers keep us safe? 689 00:33:07,203 --> 00:33:11,043 Yes, but we must wear them where the mustache would be. 690 00:33:11,068 --> 00:33:14,457 We need to wear them over our mouth and nose. 691 00:33:15,806 --> 00:33:17,317 Are you out of your mind? 692 00:33:17,342 --> 00:33:20,155 You expect people to wear a diaper over their nose? 693 00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:23,082 That's disgusting. Fuck you, Fauci! 694 00:33:23,551 --> 00:33:26,229 Citizens are asked to stay indoors 695 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,766 and just try and relax 696 00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:30,308 and maybe enjoy some of the Pandemic Special. 697 00:33:30,333 --> 00:33:32,500 No! Shit! 698 00:33:52,141 --> 00:33:53,746 Nice... 699 00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:08,596 Butters...? Butters? 700 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,165 - Wha? - Don't worry. 701 00:34:10,189 --> 00:34:11,732 I'm going to save you! 702 00:34:11,756 --> 00:34:13,723 Okay. Save me from what? 703 00:34:16,161 --> 00:34:17,505 Guys! Guys! 704 00:34:20,564 --> 00:34:23,510 You guys, we have to get Butters out of here. 705 00:34:23,534 --> 00:34:25,745 Who else can we call, Stan? 706 00:34:25,769 --> 00:34:27,915 No. We have to get him out of here... now. 707 00:34:27,939 --> 00:34:30,184 We need to take him to Build-A-Bear. 708 00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:31,618 Are you nuts? 709 00:34:31,642 --> 00:34:33,921 He has to go out and do something normal! 710 00:34:33,945 --> 00:34:36,123 Stan, Build-A-Bear is currently by appointment only. 711 00:34:36,147 --> 00:34:38,591 And a only maximum party of four can visit at one time. 712 00:34:38,615 --> 00:34:41,360 We can't sit around and wait for people to figure things out, okay?! 713 00:34:41,385 --> 00:34:42,796 It's not gonna happen. 714 00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:44,264 They just keep taking everything from him 715 00:34:44,288 --> 00:34:45,959 and saying it's for his own good. 716 00:34:45,991 --> 00:34:48,709 But who's to say he can't go out and have a little goddamn fun?! 717 00:34:48,734 --> 00:34:50,078 If we want things to go back to normal, 718 00:34:50,102 --> 00:34:51,688 then we just gotta go do it! 719 00:34:51,713 --> 00:34:53,424 Stan's right. If we want things 720 00:34:53,449 --> 00:34:55,303 to go back to normal, we have to do it ourselves. 721 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:57,046 They're just gonna keep making more restrictions 722 00:34:57,070 --> 00:34:58,815 and more rules, and who's gonna fight 723 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,317 to go back to the way things were? 724 00:35:00,342 --> 00:35:02,037 I sure as hell will! 725 00:35:02,062 --> 00:35:04,073 We can make things normal for Butters again 726 00:35:04,098 --> 00:35:05,676 and make school the way it was. 727 00:35:05,701 --> 00:35:08,246 The way it was! Online, in our own rooms! 728 00:35:08,271 --> 00:35:09,381 Wait. What? 729 00:35:09,406 --> 00:35:11,482 No, in a class, with real teachers! 730 00:35:11,507 --> 00:35:13,490 Wait. What? What normal are you talking about? 731 00:35:13,515 --> 00:35:15,693 I'm talking about normal, like back in March. 732 00:35:15,718 --> 00:35:17,162 What normal are you talking about? 733 00:35:17,187 --> 00:35:18,699 I'm talking about normal like three days ago 734 00:35:18,723 --> 00:35:19,867 when everything was awesome. 735 00:35:19,892 --> 00:35:21,402 Look, it doesn't matter. 736 00:35:21,427 --> 00:35:24,021 We just gotta break the fuck outta here. 737 00:35:34,016 --> 00:35:36,027 Timmy! 738 00:35:43,471 --> 00:35:46,424 The new outbreak in South Park is spreading rapidly, 739 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:48,041 and as highways into town close 740 00:35:48,066 --> 00:35:50,033 and governments consider a full lockdown, 741 00:35:50,058 --> 00:35:52,648 one question is on everyone's mind... 742 00:35:52,673 --> 00:35:54,999 Where is the damn pangolin? 743 00:35:55,024 --> 00:35:57,269 Some speculate the pangolin took its own life 744 00:35:57,293 --> 00:35:59,871 while others think that... Sorry. 745 00:35:59,895 --> 00:36:01,806 Sorry, we're getting some breaking news! 746 00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:03,141 Oh, God. 747 00:36:03,165 --> 00:36:04,943 Students at South Park Elementary School 748 00:36:04,967 --> 00:36:07,463 have broken quarantine and are now out on the loose! 749 00:36:07,488 --> 00:36:10,345 The fugitives broke out sometime last night. 750 00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:12,848 Teachers are reporting there's no cause for alarm 751 00:36:12,873 --> 00:36:15,585 except that these children have all been exposed to COVID 752 00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:18,889 and could be running around spreading mustaches right now! 753 00:36:22,016 --> 00:36:24,194 Super spreaders! 754 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:29,163 One can of shaving cream per family! 755 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,701 Butters?! 756 00:36:32,726 --> 00:36:34,404 Butters, you get back to quarantine 757 00:36:34,429 --> 00:36:36,405 or you are gonna be grounded! 758 00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:37,974 Hey, Stotch! 759 00:36:37,998 --> 00:36:39,843 You heard what the scientist said! 760 00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:42,244 Get your diaper up over your mustache area! 761 00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:45,382 I'm not wearing a damn diaper over my nose! 762 00:36:45,407 --> 00:36:46,807 Don't you care about people?! 763 00:36:46,832 --> 00:36:49,799 Yeah, we care way more about what's right than you do, bitch! 764 00:36:56,827 --> 00:37:00,252 For Christ's sake... The entire town is in chaos! 765 00:37:00,277 --> 00:37:03,814 How the hell did you let those kids out of quarantine?! 766 00:37:03,839 --> 00:37:06,034 Don't blame this on us teachers! 767 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:08,537 You opened the school and gave us barely enough resources 768 00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:09,705 to do our job! 769 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:12,450 Everyone is terrified of catching something 770 00:37:12,475 --> 00:37:14,053 from these super spreaders! 771 00:37:14,078 --> 00:37:16,090 Well, I don't know what you're gonna do, Mayor. 772 00:37:16,115 --> 00:37:17,947 You took all our funding away. 773 00:37:17,972 --> 00:37:20,840 You said our equipment was too extreme. 774 00:37:20,865 --> 00:37:24,083 Now, if we had some of that stuff back... 775 00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:26,552 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Tsst-tst-tst! 776 00:37:26,805 --> 00:37:29,483 We certainly don't want you teachers 777 00:37:29,508 --> 00:37:32,487 to be without every resource available. 778 00:37:32,512 --> 00:37:34,724 I'll write an executive order to get you 779 00:37:34,749 --> 00:37:36,527 everything you need. 780 00:37:39,988 --> 00:37:43,538 Boys... we are back in business! 781 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:45,507 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 782 00:37:58,962 --> 00:38:01,807 Possible COVID exposure at four o'clock! 783 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:05,145 You there! 784 00:38:05,170 --> 00:38:08,856 You are violating a mandated safer-inside order! 785 00:38:08,881 --> 00:38:11,927 Put down the snowball and get back to quarantine! 786 00:38:14,043 --> 00:38:15,670 We've got a runner! 787 00:38:27,283 --> 00:38:28,794 Okay, all clear. 788 00:38:28,819 --> 00:38:30,497 Come on. Go, go, go! 789 00:38:30,522 --> 00:38:32,668 All right, you ready to have some fun, Butters? 790 00:38:32,693 --> 00:38:34,804 - I sure am, fellas! - Okay! 791 00:38:34,829 --> 00:38:36,793 Shit, shit, get back! Back, back, back, back! 792 00:38:41,542 --> 00:38:43,520 Okay, all good. Come on. 793 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,013 Dude, we made it! 794 00:38:49,504 --> 00:38:51,716 Butters, Butters... look! 795 00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:54,309 Whoa! 796 00:38:54,334 --> 00:38:55,875 Is it really for reals? 797 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:56,989 Yeah, it's real. Come on! 798 00:38:57,014 --> 00:38:58,714 We got an appointment! 799 00:39:00,378 --> 00:39:02,528 Oh. Hey, excuse me. We have an appointment. 800 00:39:02,553 --> 00:39:04,650 Oh, no, sorry. We're closed. 801 00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,119 But I called. 802 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:07,701 You said you were open today for appointments! 803 00:39:07,725 --> 00:39:09,102 Yeah, we had to shut down again! 804 00:39:09,127 --> 00:39:11,339 Somebody came into the store with a mustache. 805 00:39:11,649 --> 00:39:13,126 A mustache? 806 00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:15,395 Please, my friend has to build a bear. 807 00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:17,263 I'm sorry! These are unprecedented times! 808 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,458 Oh, just give us one minute! 809 00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:20,893 Oh, good job, Stan! 810 00:39:20,918 --> 00:39:22,568 Thanks for getting my hopes up, you asshole! 811 00:39:22,592 --> 00:39:24,906 Come on, dude, we better get outta here before we're spotted. 812 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,740 - We can't go. - What do you mean? 813 00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:29,271 We don't have a choice. We're gonna have to break in. 814 00:39:29,296 --> 00:39:30,573 And then do what? 815 00:39:30,598 --> 00:39:32,076 And then build him a bear! 816 00:39:32,101 --> 00:39:33,745 Without any employees? 817 00:39:33,770 --> 00:39:36,277 What, do you expect us to just... build our own bear? 818 00:39:36,302 --> 00:39:37,831 If we have to, yes. 819 00:39:37,856 --> 00:39:39,986 Dude, you need people to help you do the stuffing and the closing. 820 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:41,654 You don't... You don't actually build your own bear... 821 00:39:41,678 --> 00:39:44,614 I don't care! I'm not following the rules anymore. 822 00:39:50,886 --> 00:39:52,564 What the hell are you doing? 823 00:39:52,588 --> 00:39:54,366 I just gotta take all the Pandemic Special 824 00:39:54,390 --> 00:39:55,872 over to Thompson Lake and dump it. 825 00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:57,274 Dump it?! 826 00:39:57,299 --> 00:39:59,911 Why are you worrying about this right now?! 827 00:39:59,936 --> 00:40:02,281 Because the Pandemic Special needs to end. 828 00:40:02,306 --> 00:40:03,750 A special has to end, Sharon, 829 00:40:03,775 --> 00:40:05,833 or else it's not really a "special," is it? 830 00:40:06,202 --> 00:40:09,681 God dammit, Randy, our son is out in this chaos! 831 00:40:09,705 --> 00:40:11,683 This is not the time for you to be dealing with 832 00:40:11,707 --> 00:40:13,519 your fucking marijuana! 833 00:40:13,543 --> 00:40:15,630 Somebody's gotta find him! 834 00:40:16,111 --> 00:40:18,890 No, no! Okay! Okay, okay, hold on, I'm coming! 835 00:40:18,914 --> 00:40:21,193 Maybe we can just stop the special by the lake on the way. 836 00:40:21,217 --> 00:40:22,919 Fuck you! 837 00:40:34,796 --> 00:40:37,278 Here we are, Butters! Look... you made it! 838 00:40:37,303 --> 00:40:39,007 Oh, boy! Is this a dream? 839 00:40:39,032 --> 00:40:40,591 No, it's not a dream! 840 00:40:40,616 --> 00:40:43,044 We are really here, and we are gonna build you a bear! 841 00:40:43,069 --> 00:40:44,680 Which one you want? You want the panda? 842 00:40:44,705 --> 00:40:46,182 You want the Bronco koala? 843 00:40:46,207 --> 00:40:47,885 The Cabellero Grizzly. 844 00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:49,554 Cabellero Grizzly. 845 00:40:49,579 --> 00:40:52,992 Okay, we just find the shell, and the, uh... the outfit... 846 00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:55,529 Stan, you really need employee assistance with this. 847 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:58,005 It's gonna fucking work! Just fucking shut up! 848 00:40:58,283 --> 00:41:00,036 Okay. Okay, Butters look! 849 00:41:00,061 --> 00:41:01,572 We're gonna put the stuffing in! 850 00:41:01,597 --> 00:41:03,432 Wow! 851 00:41:03,457 --> 00:41:04,835 Okay, uh, um... 852 00:41:09,096 --> 00:41:11,161 Aaaah! God! 853 00:41:11,497 --> 00:41:13,375 It's okay! We can start over! We can start over! 854 00:41:13,399 --> 00:41:15,684 There's a do-over machine right over there! Look! 855 00:41:23,183 --> 00:41:24,661 Stanley! 856 00:41:24,686 --> 00:41:26,788 St-a-a-a-a-an! 857 00:41:26,813 --> 00:41:28,658 What if he's dead, Randy?! 858 00:41:28,682 --> 00:41:30,292 He's not dead, Sharon. 859 00:41:30,316 --> 00:41:32,594 Then why hasn't he even called?! 860 00:41:34,653 --> 00:41:37,299 Hey, can we have some of that Pandemic Special? 861 00:41:37,323 --> 00:41:38,533 No! 862 00:41:38,557 --> 00:41:40,836 Nobody needs the special right now! 863 00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:42,786 It's not helping! 864 00:41:43,742 --> 00:41:45,486 Oh, my God. 865 00:41:45,511 --> 00:41:47,277 - Oh, God, no. - What?! 866 00:41:49,584 --> 00:41:52,239 They got Applebee's, too. 867 00:41:53,139 --> 00:41:55,751 Drive me back to the farm, Sharon. 868 00:41:55,775 --> 00:41:57,853 I need to get something. 869 00:42:03,850 --> 00:42:05,883 God dammit! 870 00:42:12,725 --> 00:42:14,269 Dude, just let it go. 871 00:42:14,293 --> 00:42:16,638 No, Kyle, we can't let Butters down! 872 00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:18,973 Stan, are you sure this is about Butters? 873 00:42:18,997 --> 00:42:21,443 'Cause you seem really desperate to build a bear. 874 00:42:21,467 --> 00:42:23,645 Attention protesting looters! 875 00:42:26,694 --> 00:42:29,239 Protesting slash looting is a violation 876 00:42:29,264 --> 00:42:30,974 of the mayor's health order. 877 00:42:30,999 --> 00:42:32,678 You have five minutes to come out 878 00:42:32,703 --> 00:42:35,269 or we will have to take action. 879 00:42:36,622 --> 00:42:38,200 We gotta surrender, fellas! 880 00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:39,871 I'm honestly not having that much fun anyways. 881 00:42:39,895 --> 00:42:41,706 No! I'm not giving up! 882 00:42:41,731 --> 00:42:43,709 All right, that was about five minutes. 883 00:42:43,734 --> 00:42:45,879 Okay, boys, light 'em up! 884 00:42:55,419 --> 00:42:56,643 Wait! 885 00:42:56,668 --> 00:42:58,878 Everyone just stop! 886 00:43:01,706 --> 00:43:03,384 Who the hell is that? 887 00:43:03,408 --> 00:43:07,597 I have something that might change all of this. 888 00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:14,027 - It's the pangolin! - Look! 889 00:43:14,051 --> 00:43:15,563 - He found it! - The pangolin! 890 00:43:15,587 --> 00:43:17,197 He's found it! 891 00:43:17,221 --> 00:43:20,167 This is what you've all been looking for, right? 892 00:43:20,191 --> 00:43:21,702 Well, here! 893 00:43:21,726 --> 00:43:24,581 Go ahead and do all the tests you want on it. 894 00:43:24,931 --> 00:43:26,875 You'll find out... 895 00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:29,012 everything you need to know. 896 00:43:32,403 --> 00:43:34,548 Oh, no! You're not ending this pandemic! 897 00:43:34,572 --> 00:43:36,405 - Hey! - Cartman, no! 898 00:43:37,961 --> 00:43:40,691 Don't do it, Cartman! That thing is our only chance. 899 00:43:40,716 --> 00:43:43,556 Your only chance! For your normal, not mine! 900 00:43:43,581 --> 00:43:45,859 I am not going back to school! 901 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,206 You guys were right, okay? 902 00:43:48,818 --> 00:43:50,629 This hasn't been about Butters. 903 00:43:50,654 --> 00:43:52,566 I've been acting like this because I can't take 904 00:43:52,591 --> 00:43:53,902 these shutdowns anymore, 905 00:43:53,927 --> 00:43:55,671 and I'm scared what it's doing to me. 906 00:43:55,696 --> 00:43:57,140 I'm looking for who to blame. 907 00:43:57,165 --> 00:43:58,676 Saying I'm trying to help people 908 00:43:58,701 --> 00:44:00,913 to make myself feel better, because the truth is... 909 00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:03,083 I just want to have fun again. 910 00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:05,887 I wanted to see that I could go out in the world 911 00:44:05,912 --> 00:44:08,757 and do things that I used to do, but I can't. 912 00:44:08,782 --> 00:44:10,793 I'm not any better, and I don't care any more 913 00:44:10,818 --> 00:44:12,263 than anyone else. 914 00:44:12,288 --> 00:44:16,011 And I did all this because I just want my life back. 915 00:44:16,597 --> 00:44:19,209 I just want my life back... 916 00:44:40,036 --> 00:44:42,185 I don't believe it. 917 00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:44,592 So... So what happens now? 918 00:44:44,847 --> 00:44:46,691 Now we have hope. 919 00:44:46,716 --> 00:44:50,063 We've learned that we might never get back to our old lives, 920 00:44:50,088 --> 00:44:53,367 but by working together, we just might find a new way to... 921 00:44:53,392 --> 00:44:56,303 Aargh! Ohh! 922 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:06,471 Don't forget to get out and vote, everybody! 923 00:45:06,496 --> 00:45:08,232 Big election coming up. 924 00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:22,287 And since the students broke quarantine, 925 00:45:22,311 --> 00:45:24,735 all South Park residents are now exposed 926 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,852 and under complete lockdown for the unforeseeable future. 927 00:45:35,170 --> 00:45:38,655 How do I even begin to apologize? 928 00:45:38,827 --> 00:45:40,842 You guys we were right. 929 00:45:41,363 --> 00:45:45,241 I think all the marijuana really did go to my head. 930 00:45:45,601 --> 00:45:51,202 You said it... a drug is a drug, and I'm not who I used to be. 931 00:45:51,559 --> 00:45:54,295 It's time for me to own up to everything. 932 00:45:54,696 --> 00:45:58,155 It's time everyone knew what started this pandemic. 933 00:46:02,916 --> 00:46:06,205 Hey, Sharon, I need to talk to you. 934 00:46:06,602 --> 00:46:09,347 I'm not as strong as you are, Sharon. 935 00:46:09,676 --> 00:46:13,278 I can't deal with hard times the way that you can. 936 00:46:15,929 --> 00:46:19,398 If you're ready to talk, I'm ready to listen, Randy. 937 00:46:21,723 --> 00:46:23,549 What? 938 00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:28,050 You want nothing to do with the Pandemic Special. 939 00:46:28,075 --> 00:46:30,908 No. I don't smoke marijuana, Randy. 940 00:46:31,779 --> 00:46:33,518 Uh-huh. 941 00:46:33,543 --> 00:46:35,554 What did you want to talk to me about? 942 00:46:35,948 --> 00:46:40,447 I just... think maybe I'm gonna do a few more specials. 943 00:46:40,472 --> 00:46:43,018 You got some shit on your face. 944 00:46:46,735 --> 00:46:49,871 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 70930

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