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>> Announcer: TONIGHT ON
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"LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS" -
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SARAH PAULSON,
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STAR OF "ARCHER," ACTOR AND
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COMEDIAN H. JON BENJAMIN
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AN ALL-NEW "CLOSER LOOK,
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FEATURING THE 8G BAND WITH
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FRED ARMISEN
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AND NOW SETH MEYERS.
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>> Seth: GOOD EVENING.
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I'M SETH MEYERS.
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THIS IS "LATE NIGHT.
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HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT?
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IN THAT CASE, LET'S GET TO THE
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NEWS
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PRESIDENT TRUMP HELD A RALLY IN
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PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA, LAST
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NIGHT.
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LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE
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TRUMP MIGHT BE GETTING FOUR MORE
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YEARS, BUT I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT
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THE REST OF YOU.
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DURING HIS RALLY IN PENNSYLVANIA
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LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP
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ATTACKED DEMOCRATIC GOVERNORS
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FOR IMPLEMENTING PUBLIC HEALTH
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MEASURES AND SAID, QUOTE, "YOU
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CAN'T GIVE YOUR WIFE A KISS GOOD
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NIGHT.
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YOU'VE GOT TO WEAR A MASK.
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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WHERE DID HE HEAR THAT
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP TWEETED
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YESTERDAY THAT HE WILL ANNOUNCE
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HIS SUPREME COURT NOMINEE TO
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REPLACE JUSTICE
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RUTH BADER GINSBURG ON SATURDAY,
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AS OPPOSED TO WHEN
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MITCH McCONNELL WANTED TO DO IT,
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HALFWAY THROUGH THE FUNERAL.
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"I -- WE'VE WAITED AN
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APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF TIME."
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PRESIDENT TRUMP SPOKE TODAY AT A
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CEREMONY TO HONOR VETERANS OF
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THE CUBAN BAY OF PIGS INVASION
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AND IT WAS THE FIRST
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PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH TO START
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WITH THE WORDS, "ACCORDING TO
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WIKIPEDIA.
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THAT'S RIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP
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SPOKE AT A CEREMONY TO HONOR
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VETERANS OF THE FAILED BAY OF
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PIGS INVASION, WHICH MEANS ONE
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OF HIS AIDES HAD A REALLY LONG
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MORNING.
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"WE HAVE PIG SOLDIERS?
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"NO, IT'S -- THAT'S JUST WHAT
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IT'S CALLED.
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"WHERE ARE THE PIG SOLDIERS?
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"YOU KNOW WHAT
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LET'S JUST -- LET'S JUST START
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OVER."
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"WE SHOULD -- WE SHOULD PROBABLY
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LOOK INTO PIG SOLDIERS, THOUGH
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JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT, I THINK.
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BECAUSE WAR IS HELL.
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GET A COUPLE OF PIG SOLDIERS IN
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THERE, THAT MIGHT LIGHTEN UP THE
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MOOD
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WHAT UP?"
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IN A VIRTUAL ADDRESS YESTERDAY
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TO THE U.N. GENERAL ASSEMBLY,
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PRESIDENT TRUMP CRITICIZED CHINA
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OVER ITS ENVIRONMENTAL POLICIES.
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THOUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE
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EFFECTIVE IF THE WHITE HOUSE
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WASN'T CONSUMED BY A WILDFIRE
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MID-SPEECH
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ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, FORMER
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VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN AND
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PRESIDENT TRUMP ARE TIED IN
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IOWA, BUT THIS IS WEIRD, FOR
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SECOND
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A LOT OF KANYE FANS IN IOWA.
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FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN
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WAS REPORTEDLY LATE TO A VIRTUAL
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FUNDRAISER BECAUSE HE STOPPED AT
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AN ATM TO TAKE OUT CASH.
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SAID THE ATM, "PLEASE, CALL ME
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MIKE."
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TODAY WAS NATIONAL CHECKERS DAY.
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"KING ME," SAID TRUMP AT A
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RALLY.
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TODAY WAS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN'S
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71st BIRTHDAY.
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I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S OLD ENOUGH
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THAT HE SHOULD BE QUARANTINED,
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BUT HE DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T BE
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DOING THIS
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NOT EVEN IF IT'S BACK TO BACK.
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BECAUSE I KNOW YOU GUYS DO THAT
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TOO.
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JUST IN GENERAL, JUST RULE IT
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OUT.
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DORITOS HAS LAUNCHED A NEW
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FLAVOR CALLED TWISTED LIME
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DESPITE PROMISING BACK IN
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2016 NOT TO RELEASE ANY NEW
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FLAVORS IN THE LAST YEAR OF A
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PRESIDENT'S TERM
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THE STEAKHOUSE CHAIN SIZZLER HAS
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FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY AMID THE
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CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC
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"WOW, THIS IS TOUGH," SAID
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EVERYONE WHO'S EVER EATEN THERE.
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THAT'S A PERFECT JOKE.
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THAT WAS A PERFECT JOKE FOR ALL
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OF YOU, COURTESY OF ALEX BATES
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AND FINALLY, BECAUSE OF THE
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ONGOING CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC,
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MANY AMERICANS ARE PLANNING TO
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VOTE BY MAIL FOR THE UPCOMING
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ELECTION
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BUT THERE ARE FIVE STATES --
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TEXAS, LOUISIANA, INDIANA,
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SOUTH CAROLINA AND MISSISSIPPI
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THAT SAY THE PANDEMIC IS NOT AN
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EXCUSE FOR ANYONE TO VOTE BY
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MAIL
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SO WE LOOKED INTO WHAT EXCUSES
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THESE STATES WILL ACCEPT IN A
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NEW SEGMENT CALLED "OTHER
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MAIL-IN VOTING EXCUSES."
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♪
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>> Seth: IN TEXAS, THEY'LL ALLOW
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MAIL-IN VOTING IF YOU REMEMBER
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TO REGISTER, BUT FORGOT THE
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ALAMO.
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ELECTION DAY -- IS THIS THE
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SAME
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♪
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OH, MY GOD
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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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♪
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WE USED TO HAVE LIKE A GAME SHOW
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SONG THAT WE PLAYED FOR THESE.
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DID THE GAME SHOW SONG -- IS THE
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GAME SHOW SONG RECOVERING FROM
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CORONA
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♪
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ELECTION DAY FALLS ON CREW CUT
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DAY AT MISSION CONTROL
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THIS ACTUALLY IS YOUR FIRST
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RODEO, AND YOU REALLY NEED THE
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PRACTICE
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IN INDIANA, THEY'LL ALLOW
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MAIL-IN VOTING IF YOU ARE GARY
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YOU PROMISE TO SWING BY AUNT
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JUDY'S AND BRING BACK A
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CASSEROLE DISH
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OR IF YOU'RE ON CENTRAL TIME,
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BUT YOUR VOTING LOCATION IS ON
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EASTERN TIME AND YOU FORGOT
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DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ENDED AND
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DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU ARE ANYMORE.
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LOUISIANA ONLY ALLOWS MAIL-IN
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VOTING IF LE BON TEMPS ARE
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CURRENTLY NOT ROULE'ING.
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YOU LOST BOTH HANDS TO A CATFISH
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WHILE HILLBILLY HANDFISHING.
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OR IF YOU --
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I HATE THIS SONG SO MUCH
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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BY THE WAY, IT MIGHT BE A
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DIFFERENT SONG
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BUT I'M HEARING YESTERDAY'S
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SONG, BECAUSE IT'S STILL IN MY
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HEAD
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AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE AT HOME
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SAYING, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS
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NORMAL GAME SHOW SONG YOU USED
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TO USE?"
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OR IF YOU GOT TO STAY HOME TO
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STIR YOUR MAMA'S ETOUFFEE SO IT
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DON'T STICK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE
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PAN.
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IN MISSISSIPPI -
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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IN MISSISSIPPI, YOU CAN VOTE BY
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MAIL IF YOU LIVE MORE THAN
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100 MISSISSIPPIS FROM YOUR
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POLLING LOCATION
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YOU GOT A HOT HAND IN POKER ON A
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RIVERBOAT CASINO
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OR IF ELECTION DAY IS THE SAME
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DAY AS YOU AND YOUR COUSIN'S
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WEDDING.
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AND FINALLY, IN SOUTH CAROLINA,
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YOU CAN VOTE BY MAIL IF YOU HAVE
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PERMISSION FROM HOOTIE OR AT
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LEAST TWO BLOWFISH
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YOU'RE A CONFEDERATE STATUE
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WHO'S WORRIED YOU'LL LOSE YOUR
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PLACE.
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OR IF YOU'RE JUST TOO BUSY
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LETTING YOUR MIND WANDER SITTING
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ON THE BRANCH OF AN ANGEL OAK
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TREE, SKIN DEWY THE HEAT,
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LISTENING TO THE BUZZ OF THE
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TAWNY MOLE CRICKETS, HEART
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A'BURSTING WITH LOW COUNTRY
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PRIDE.
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NOW, I WANT TO STRESS, I'M GOING
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CRAZY FOR TWO REASONS.
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THIS SONG, AND ALSO I WISH YOU
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COULD SEE THE CUE CARD RIGHT NOW
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THAT HAS THE TINIEST SLIVER OF
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LIGHT ON IT.
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IT'S NOT IN TOTAL DARKNESS
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SO WE HAVE LIGHTS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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BUT THEY JUST WANT TO CATCH JUST
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THE EDGE, JUST THE TINIEST EDGE
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OF MY CUE CARD WHICH IS THE
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PERFECT COMPANION PIECE TO THIS
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[ BLEEP ] SONG
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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♪
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WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
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TONIGHT.
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MY FRIEND SARAH PAULSON WILL BE
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HERE
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HER NEW SHOW "RATCHED" IS
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AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX
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AND HE IS THE STAR OF TWO OF THE
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BIGGEST ANIMATED SHOWS ON
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TELEVISION
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JON BENJAMIN IS HERE
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HE IS IN "BOB'S BURGERS" AS BOB
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AND ARCHER IN "ARCHER.
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THOSE ARE THE TITULAR ROLES.
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THOSE CHARACTERS COULDN'T BE
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MORE OPPOSITE AND YET, IT IS THE
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SAME GUY
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I CAN'T WAIT TO TALK TO HIM.
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BUT BEFORE WE GET TO ALL OF
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THAT, THE PRESIDENT HELD YET
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ANOTHER RALLY WHERE PEOPLE WERE
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PACKED CLOSE TOGETHER, DESPITE
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THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC AFTER
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TELLING HIS SUPPORTERS THAT
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VIRTUALLY NOBODY IS AFFECTED BY
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A DISEASE THAT HAS KILLED AT
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LEAST 200,000 AMERICANS.
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FOR MORE ON THIS, IT'S TIME FOR
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"A CLOSER LOOK."
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>> Seth: THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN
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TRAVELING THE COUNTRY HOLDING
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BIG RALLIES WITH PEOPLE PACKED
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CLOSELY TOGETHER, OFTEN WITHOUT
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MASKS AND PUTTING AMERICANS IN
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DANGER IN ORDER TO MAKE HIMSELF
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FEEL BETTER.
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AND REMEMBER, VIRUSES GET PASSED
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ON, SO HE'S POTENTIALLY EXPOSING
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PEOPLE WHO AREN'T EVEN AT HIS
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RALLIES TO THE SPREAD OF
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CORONAVIRUS, ALL BECAUSE THE
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ADORATION OF HIS FANS SOOTHES
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HIS EGO.
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JUST A TIP, IF YOU'RE A CASHIER
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AT THE CHICK-FIL-A CLOSEST TO
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THE RALLY VENUE, YOU MIGHT
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CONSIDER DRESSING LIKE THE BAD
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GUYS FROM "E.T."
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AND BY THE WAY, THIS ISN'T
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HYPOTHETICAL
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WE ALREADY KNOW HIS RALLY IN
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TULSA LED TO A SURGE IN CASES
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THERE.
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AT THIS POINT, TRUMP RALLIES ARE
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ONE THE LIST OF HIGH-RISK
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ACTIVITIES, JUST LIKE DOORKNOB
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LICKING, HUGGING EVERYONE ON THE
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SUBWAY AND EATING SHRIMP AT THE
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STRIP CLUB BUFFET.
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AND I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT RALLY
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ATTENDEES ARE GETTING OUT OF IT
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FOR ALL THE RISKS THEY'RE
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TAKING
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I MEAN, YOU CAN'T EVEN REALLY
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FOLLOW WHAT THE GUY IS SAYING.
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MOST OF THE TIME HE JUST STANDS
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THERE SWEATING PROFUSELY AND
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COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS HE
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RECENTLY WATCHED ON TV
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HIS RALLIES ARE LIKE KARAOKE
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NIGHT AT THE CONCUSSION WARD
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YOU COULD SAFELY GET THE SAME
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EXPERIENCE FACETIMING WITH YOUR
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UNCLE WHO LIVES IN BOCA AND EATS
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DINNER EVERY NIGHT AT 4:30 AT
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RED LOBSTER.
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"YOU HAVE TO GET THERE EARLY SO
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THEY DON'T RUN OUT OF THE
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CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS
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WE LOVE -- WE LOVE THE CHEDDAR
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BAY.
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DON'T WE FOLKS?"
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FOR EXAMPLE, TRUMP OFTEN TELLS
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TWO KINDS OF FAKE STORIES.
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STORIES ABOUT GOING HOME TO HIS
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WIFE MELANIA AFTER RALLIES AND
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STORIES ABOUT GENERALS AND OTHER
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PEOPLE WHO COME UP TO HIM AND
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CALL HIM SIR
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OBVIOUSLY ALL THESE STORIES ARE
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MADE UP.
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EVEN TRUMP SEEMS TO HAVE TROUBLE
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KEEPING TRACK OF HIS
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BULL[ BLEEP ] BECAUSE YESTERDAY
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AT HIS RALLY IN PENNSYLVANIA, HE
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MIXED THEM UP.
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HOME
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AND I TELL YOU THIS, I GO HOME
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ALL THE TIME
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FIRST LADY, HOW'D YOU LIKE THE
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CROWD?
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"SIR, I DIDN'T SEE IT.
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I DIDN'T SEE IT.
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BUT I DIDN'T SEE IT, DONALD.
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I DIDN'T SEE IT.
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SOMETIMES SHE'LL CALL ME
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MR. PRESIDENT BUT SHE'S ONLY
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KIDDING, BELIEVE ME.
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>> Seth: YOUR WIFE CALLS YOU
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SIR?
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ARE YOU MARRIED TO MARCIE?
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AND IF SO, MARCIE, WHAT ARE YOU
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DOING?
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STOP PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING
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WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE NOT
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WHILE I CAN ENJOY TRUMP
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FORGETTING HE WAS TELLING A FAKE
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MELANIA STORY AND SLIPPING INTO
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A SIR STORY, I DO WISH IT WAS
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THE OTHER WAY AROUND
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CHANCES ARE MOST PEOPLE AT A
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TRUMP RALLY THINK A WIFE SHOULD
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CALL A HUSBAND SIR, BUT NONE OF
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THEM WOULD NOT BE OKAY IF A
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GENERAL CALLED YOU DARLING
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"THIS GENERAL CAME UP TO ME.
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BIG GUY, TOUGH GUY, HANDS LIKE
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FRYING PANS.
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AND HE TOOK ME BY THE SHOULDER
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AND SAID, 'DARLING, YOU WERE
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GREAT TONIGHT.
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AND THEN GAVE ME THE TINIEST
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KISS, TINIEST KISS ON THE LIPS
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A PAIR OF BUTTERFLY WINGS.
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WHY IS BLOOD COMING OUT OF
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EVERYONE'S EARS?
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THE TRUTH IS MELANIA DOESN'T
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CALL YOU ANYTHING.
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NOT SIR, NOT MR. PRESIDENT
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MAYBE A "YOU, AGAIN?
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I DOUBT THEY'VE SPOKEN AT ALL
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DURING THE LAST FOUR YEARS,
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EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THAT ONE TIME
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THEY WERE LEAVING THE WHITE
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HOUSE AND HE POINTED AT A
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PUDDLE
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DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR HER,
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JUST POINTS AT THE PUDDLE.
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DID YOUR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR
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RECOMMEND FINDING THINGS YOU
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BOTH HAVE IN COMMON?
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"OH LOOK, WATER.
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MELANIA LIKES WATER.
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I'VE SEEN HER DRINK WATER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'LL POINT AT IT
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POINT AT IT SO SHE DOESN'T MISS
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IT
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, JUST
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YESTERDAY, THAT WAS FROSTY THE
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SNOWMAN.
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TRAGIC LOSS.
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TRAGIC LOSS OF FROSTY BUT IT IS
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MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO
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APPOINT A REPLACEMENT FOR
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FROSTY
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AND I'M HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT
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OUR NEWEST ADDITION TO BELOVED
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CHRISTMAS MASCOT IS [ BLEEP ]
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THE PENGUIN.
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THAT WAS MY FIRST -- THAT'S THE
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FIRST TIME I'M PUTTING EYES ON
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[ BLEEP ] AND I FEEL THE
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GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT DID A REALLY
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NICE JOB
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SO TRUMP SAYS THAT HIS WIFE
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CALLS HIM SIR, BUT SURE,
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JOE BIDEN IS THE ONE IN
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COGNITIVE DECLINE.
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I'VE NEVER HEARD BIDEN MAKE A
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MISTAKE LIKE THAT.
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THE ONE TIME HE MIXED UP HIS
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WIFE AND HIS SISTER, HE
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IMMEDIATELY CORRECTED HIMSELF.
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>> BY THE WAY, THIS IS MY LITTLE
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SISTER VALERIE AND I'M JOE'S
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HUSBAND.
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OH, NO
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YOU SWITCHED ON ME
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THIS IS MY WIFE.
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THIS IS MY SISTER.
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THEY SWITCHED ON ME.
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>> Seth: YEAH, I MEAN, SURE.
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IT WOULD BE IDEAL IF IT HADN'T
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HAPPENED AT ALL.
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BUT IF THAT HAD BEEN TRUMP, HE
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WOULD HAVE INSISTED HE WAS
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RIGHT.
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"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
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THIS IS MY WIFE MELANIA.
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"SIR, I'M THE VICE PRESIDENT."
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"COME HERE, MELANIA, LET ME GIVE
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YOU A KISS
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OH, MELANIA IS ICY TONIGHT."
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AND THE MELANIA STORY MIX UP WAS
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STILL PROBABLY THE MOST COHERENT
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THING HE SAID.
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WEIRD DYNAMIC HAS DEVELOPED WITH
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TRUMP WHERE HE ROUTINELY SAYS
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SOME OF THE MOST DEPRAVED,
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AUTHORITARIAN THING A PRESIDENT
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HAS EVER UTTERED AND AS A
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NATION, WE MOSTLY JUST HIM PASS
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BY WITHOUT COMMENT
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WE TREAT HIM LIKE A GUY HANDING
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OUT LEAFLETS ON THE SUBWAY
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I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF AT
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THE FIRST DEBATE, JOE BIDEN JUST
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PUT IN EARBUDS AND STARTED
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PLAYING "MINECRAFT" ON HIS
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PHONE.
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FOR EXAMPLE, ON MONDAY AT
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ANOTHER -- AT ANOTHER -- EXCUSE
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ME
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ONE OF HIS CORONAVIRUS
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COUGH-A-THONS IN OHIO, TRUMP
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TOLD HIS SUPPORTERS THAT
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VIRTUALLY NOBODY IS AFFECTED BY
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THE CORONAVIRUS AS THE TOTAL
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NUMBER OF DEATHS IN THE U.S. HIT
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200,000.
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ELDERLY PEOPLE WITH HEART
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PROBLEMS AND OTHER PROBLEMS.
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IF THEY HAVE OTHER PROBLEMS,
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THAT'S WHAT IT REALLY AFFECTS,
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THAT'S IT.
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YOU KNOW, IN SOME STATES
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THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, NOBODY
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YOUNG.
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BELOW THE AGE OF 18, LIKE
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NOBODY
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THEY HAVE A STRONG IMMUNE
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SYSTEM
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WHO KNOWS?
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YOU LOOK -- YOU TAKE YOUR HAT
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OFF TO THE YOUNG, BECAUSE THEY
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HAVE A HELL OF AN IMMUNE SYSTEM.
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BUT IT AFFECTS VIRTUALLY NOBODY.
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IT'S AN AMAZING THING.
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>> Seth: IMAGINE STANDING THERE
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AND LISTENING TO THE PRESIDENT
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TELL YOU WHO DIES FROM A VIRUS
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AND HAVING IT DESCRIBE YOU TO A
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"T."
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"IT AFFECTS OLD PEOPLE
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OLD PEOPLE WITH HEART ISSUES,
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MAYBE DIABETES
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PEOPLE WHO GATHER, GATHER IN
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LARGE GROUPS WITHOUT A MASK,
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THEY'RE CERTAINLY IN THE DANGER
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ZONE."
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MUST BE SUCH A WEIRD DRIVE HOME.
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"HEY HONEY, DO YOU THINK MY
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PACEMAKER COUNTS AS A HEART
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ISSUE?
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BUT YEAH, MAN, IT'S AN AMAZING
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THING THAT NOBODY IS REALLY
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AFFECTED BY THIS DEADLY AND
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HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS VIRUS.
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I'M SURE ALL THOSE PEOPLE DIED
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JUST TO MAKE YOU LOOK BAD.
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I HEARD THEY WERE DEEP STATE,
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ANTIFA TERRORISTS PAID FOR BY
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GEORGE SOROS TO STOP BREATHING
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THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN DEAD
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THEY'RE PROBABLY ALL HANGING OUT
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ON AN ANTIFA ISLAND TALKING
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ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY LOVE
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SOCIALISM AND FAKE NEWS.
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THE PRESIDENT IS A DEEPLY SICK
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MAN.
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USUALLY WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE
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SOME ONE TALK LIKE THAT, THEY'RE
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BEING FITTED FOR A
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HANNIBAL LECTER MASK OR HOLDING
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A SIGN IN TIMES SQUARE
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"CORONAVIRUS ISN'T REAL.
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dE BLASIO IS AN ALIEN.
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THE MOON IS FOLLOWING ME
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EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, IT'S
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THERE.
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COVID IS CURRENTLY THE THIRD
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HIGHEST CAUSE OF DEATH IN THE
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U.S.
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200,000 PEOPLE HAVE DIED
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MANY MORE COULD DIE IN THE
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COMING MONTHS.
529
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AND THE PRESIDENT IS OUT THERE
530
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TELLING PEOPLE, SIX MONTHS IN,
531
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THAT VIRTUALLY NOBODY IS
532
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AFFECTED
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JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AFFECTED
534
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DOESN'T MEAN NOBODY'S AFFECTED
535
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YOU'RE SAFE BECAUSE YOU AND
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EVERYONE AROUND YOU GET TESTED
537
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EVERY DAY AND YOU GET THE
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RESULTS BACK INSTANTLY
539
00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:02,029
MEANWHILE, REGULAR PEOPLE HAD TO
540
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WAIT IN THEIR CARS FOR HOURS
541
00:13:02,029 --> 00:13:04,149
LIKE THEY WERE LINED UP AT A
542
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TOLLBOOTH TRYING TO LEAVE
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NEW JERSEY DURING THE THIRD
544
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QUARTER OF A JETS GAME
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OR A GIANTS GAME
546
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THEY'RE BOTH -- THEY'RE BOTH BAD
547
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AT FOOTBALL.
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I SAY THAT RISKING THE FACT THAT
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THE GIANTS ARE THE TEAM ALL THE
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SECURITY GUARDS LIKE
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ALSO, ONE MORE THING
552
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IT'S NOT TRUE THAT CORONAVIRUS
553
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ONLY AFFECTS THE ELDERLY AND
554
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PEOPLE WITH PRE-EXISTING
555
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CONDITIONS
556
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BUT EVEN IF IT WERE, THAT'S LIKE
557
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HALF THE POPULATION.
558
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IT'S LIKE IF AN AX MURDERER WAS
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ON THE LOOSE AND THE COPS WERE
560
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LIKE, "DON'T WORRY, IT ONLY
561
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AFFECTS SEXY TEENS TAKING
562
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SHOWERS.
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AND TRUMP KNOWS BETTER
564
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HE KNOWS BETTER.
565
00:13:34,169 --> 00:13:37,220
REMEMBER, HE TOLD JOURNALIST
566
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BOB WOODWARD IN THOSE TAPED
567
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CONVERSATIONS THAT THE
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00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:40,240
CORONAVIRUS WAS ACTUALLY VERY
569
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INFECTIOUS AND VERY DEADLY AND
570
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DIDN'T JUST AFFECT THE ELDERLY
571
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IN FACT, HE WENT OUT OF HIS WAY
572
00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:47,000
TO SAY YOUNG PEOPLE COULD GET
573
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SICK TOO
574
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THAT'S ALWAYS TOUGHER THAN THE
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TOUCH, YOU KNOW.
576
00:13:51,049 --> 00:13:53,070
THE TOUCH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
577
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TOUCH THINGS, RIGHT?
578
00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,009
BUT THE AIR, YOU JUST BREATHE
579
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THE AIR AND THAT'S HOW IT'S
580
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PASSED
581
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IT'S ALSO MORE DEADLY THAN YOUR,
582
00:14:00,009 --> 00:14:03,159
YOU KNOW -- EVEN YOUR STRENUOUS
583
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FLUS
584
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:05,149
SO THIS IS DEADLY STUFF.
585
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:05,149
THIS THING IS A KILLER IF IT
586
00:14:05,149 --> 00:14:07,210
GETS YOU
587
00:14:05,149 --> 00:14:07,210
IF YOU'RE THE WRONG PERSON, YOU
588
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DON'T HAVE A CHANCE.
589
00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:09,289
>> IT'S A MONSTER.
590
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>> RIPS YOU APART.
591
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>> THIS IS A SCOURGE
592
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AND --
593
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:15,100
>> IT IS THE PLAGUE.
594
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,250
NOW IT'S TURNING OUT IT'S NOT
595
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JUST OLD PEOPLE, BOB, BUT JUST
596
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:22,000
TODAY AND YESTERDAY, SOME
597
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:22,000
STARTLING FACTS CAME OUT
598
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IT'S NOT JUST OLD, OLDER -
599
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>> YEAH, EXACTLY
600
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>> IT'S PLENTY OF YOUNG PEOPLE
601
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>> Seth: IT'S AMAZING HOW
602
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,100
DIFFERENT HE SOUNDS IN PRIVATE
603
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,100
WHEN HE WANTS TO IMPRESS SOMEONE
604
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,289
HE THINKS IS IMPORTANT
605
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,289
IT'S LIKE SEEING LARRY THE CABLE
606
00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:34,110
GUY IN A FANCY RESTAURANT
607
00:14:31,289 --> 00:14:34,110
WEARING SLEEVES AND HOLDING
608
00:14:34,110 --> 00:14:38,190
FORTH ON WINE VARIETALS.
609
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TRUMP ALMOST SOUNDS NORMAL
610
00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:41,009
IT'S LIKE A LOCAL NEWS STORY
611
00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:41,009
WHERE A GUY GETS HIT ON A HEAD
612
00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:43,259
WITH A PAINT CAN AND BECOMES A
613
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GENIUS, EXCEPT TRUMP PROBABLY
614
00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:47,070
GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A GOLF
615
00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:47,070
BALL AFTER SHANKING IT IN THE
616
00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:48,230
WOODS AND RICOCHETING IT OFF A
617
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TREE
618
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"CORONAVIRUS IS A HOAX
619
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ON THE OTHER HAND, I DID READ A
620
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DOUBLE BLIND PEER-REVIEWED
621
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CLINICAL STUDY THAT SUGGESTS
622
00:14:55,159 --> 00:14:57,090
AEROSOLS ARE A MORE CONCERNING
623
00:14:57,090 --> 00:15:00,029
VECTOR THAN FOMITES.
624
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,029
DID I SAY FOMITES?
625
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,029
I MEANT --
626
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,289
>> Seth: REMEMBER?
627
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,289
WE FORGET THAT THAT ALSO
628
00:15:04,289 --> 00:15:08,139
HAPPENED
629
00:15:04,289 --> 00:15:08,139
HEARING TRUMP IN THE WOODWARD
630
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:10,000
TAPES IS LIKE THE ORIGINAL
631
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:10,000
HOMER SIMPSON.
632
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,049
IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
633
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,049
PERSON
634
00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:14,110
THAT'S HOMER
635
00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:14,110
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
636
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:18,059
WALTER MATTHAU
637
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:18,059
SAL GENTILE WRITES SOME
638
00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:21,139
TRENCHANT POLITICAL COMMENTARY,
639
00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:21,139
BUT HE ALSO GOT THAT OLD HOMER
640
00:15:21,139 --> 00:15:25,179
JOKE IN.
641
00:15:21,139 --> 00:15:25,179
SO WE KNOW THAT TRUMP IS AT
642
00:15:25,179 --> 00:15:28,169
LEAST CAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING
643
00:15:25,179 --> 00:15:28,169
THE DEADLY REALITY OF THE VIRUS,
644
00:15:28,169 --> 00:15:31,090
WHICH MAKES HIS LIES ABOUT IT
645
00:15:28,169 --> 00:15:31,090
ALL THE MORE PSYCHOTIC AND
646
00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:33,240
CRIMINALLY NEGLIGENT
647
00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:33,240
HE KNOWS PEOPLE WILL DIE AND
648
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,100
HE'S TELLING THEM NOT TO WORRY
649
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,100
ANYWAY
650
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,090
HE'S PRESIDENT BIG TOBACCO
651
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,090
ANYONE ELSE DOING THAT WOULD GET
652
00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:42,139
SUED OR GO TO JAIL
653
00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:42,139
IF AN AUTO MANUFACTURER TOLD
654
00:15:42,139 --> 00:15:45,250
PEOPLE THEIR CAR WAS PERFECTLY
655
00:15:42,139 --> 00:15:45,250
SAFE EVEN THOUGH THEY KNEW THERE
656
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,279
WERE NO AIR BAGS AND THE BRAKES
657
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:47,279
WERE 50/50, THEY'D GET IN
658
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,230
TROUBLE.
659
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,230
OF COURSE, IF THEY JUST CALLED
660
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,279
IT MAGARATI, 40% OF THE COUNTRY
661
00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,279
WOULD RUSH TO BUY IT SO THEY
662
00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:55,169
COULD OWN THE LIBS BY DRIVING
663
00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:55,169
OFF FREEDOM CLIFF.
664
00:15:55,169 --> 00:15:59,019
THE SIMPLE FACT IS THE SAME
665
00:15:55,169 --> 00:15:59,019
PEOPLE WHO SPENT ANY AMOUNT OF
666
00:15:59,019 --> 00:16:01,200
TIME WITH HIM KNOW TRUMP IS A
667
00:15:59,019 --> 00:16:01,200
DEEPLY DISTURBED INDIVIDUAL WITH
668
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:05,019
NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE,
669
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:05,019
DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE OR
670
00:16:05,019 --> 00:16:07,210
ANYTHING UNLESS IT CAN ENRICH OR
671
00:16:05,019 --> 00:16:07,210
EMPOWER HIM.
672
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:10,100
WE KEEP HEARING THAT SAME STORY
673
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:10,100
OVER AND OVER FROM PEOPLE WHO
674
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:13,190
WORKED FOR HIM, QUIT, CALLED HIM
675
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:13,190
UNFIT FOR OFFICE AFTER LEAVING
676
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,139
EVERY THREE DAYS, THERE'S
677
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,139
ANOTHER BOOK BY A FORMER
678
00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:18,059
ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL.
679
00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:18,059
AND NOT ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN
680
00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:21,009
TITLED "HE WAS VERY NICE AND
681
00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:21,009
THAT WAS FINE.
682
00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:24,129
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT HOW MANY
683
00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:24,129
PEOPLE HAVE LEFT TRUMP'S INNER
684
00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:26,179
CIRCLE OR HIS ADMINISTRATION AND
685
00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:26,179
BASICALLY SAID HE'S A SOCIOPATH
686
00:16:26,179 --> 00:16:28,139
WHO'S INCAPABLE OF DOING THE
687
00:16:26,179 --> 00:16:28,139
JOB.
688
00:16:28,139 --> 00:16:30,230
IT CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE THAT
689
00:16:28,139 --> 00:16:30,230
ALL THESE PEOPLE WORKED WITH HIM
690
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:34,009
AND NOW HATE HIS GUTS.
691
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:34,009
LIKE IF YOU WERE MANAGER AT BEST
692
00:16:34,009 --> 00:16:37,230
BUY AND 50 -- 50 OF YOUR
693
00:16:34,009 --> 00:16:37,230
EMPLOYEES QUIT AND THEY ALL SAID
694
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,110
IT'S BECAUSE THE NEW GUY BRAD
695
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,110
KEPT PUTTING PICTURES OF HIS
696
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:43,110
BUTTHOLE UP ON THE 4K ULTRA HD
697
00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:43,110
TVs, YOUR REACTION WOULDN'T BE
698
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:45,059
LIKE, "WELL, I GUESS THEY'RE
699
00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:45,059
LEAVING BECAUSE THEY'RE WALMART
700
00:16:45,059 --> 00:16:48,240
FANS."
701
00:16:45,059 --> 00:16:48,240
TAKE FOR EXAMPLE, OLIVIA TROYE,
702
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,230
FORMER ADVISOR TO VICE PRESIDENT
703
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,230
MIKE PENCE WHO WORKED ON THE
704
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:54,019
CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE
705
00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:54,019
IN A RECENT AD FOR BIDEN, TROYE
706
00:16:54,019 --> 00:16:55,110
EXPLAINED THAT SHE QUIT BECAUSE
707
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,179
TRUMP DIDN'T CARE IF PEOPLE DIED
708
00:16:56,139 --> 00:16:58,179
FROM THE VIRUS, INCLUDING --
709
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,179
INCLUDING HIS OWN SUPPORTERS
710
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,039
>> THE TRUTH IS, HE DOESN'T
711
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,039
ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE
712
00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:05,289
BUT HIMSELF.
713
00:17:02,039 --> 00:17:05,289
HE MADE A STATEMENT ONCE THAT
714
00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:08,109
WAS VERY STRIKING.
715
00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:08,109
I NEVER FORGOT IT BECAUSE IT
716
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:12,089
PRETTY MUCH DEFINED WHO HE WAS
717
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:12,089
WHEN WE WERE IN A TASK FORCE
718
00:17:12,089 --> 00:17:14,180
MEETING, THE PRESIDENT SAID,
719
00:17:12,089 --> 00:17:14,180
"MAYBE THIS COVID THING IS A
720
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:15,180
GOOD THING
721
00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:15,180
I DON'T LIKE SHAKING HANDS WITH
722
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,269
PEOPLE
723
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,269
I DON'T HAVE TO SHAKE HANDS WITH
724
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:21,150
THESE DISGUSTING PEOPLE.
725
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:21,150
THOSE DISGUSTING PEOPLE ARE THE
726
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,069
SAME PEOPLE THAT HE CLAIMS TO
727
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,069
CARE ABOUT
728
00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:25,289
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE STILL GOING
729
00:17:23,069 --> 00:17:25,289
TO HIS RALLIES TODAY WHO HAVE
730
00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:29,140
COMPLETE FAITH IN WHO HE IS.
731
00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:29,140
>> Seth: I'M SURPRISED TRUMP
732
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,069
EVER SHOOK HANDS WITH HIS
733
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,069
SUPPORTERS
734
00:17:31,069 --> 00:17:33,250
HE'S A WEALTHY GERMOPHOBE WHO
735
00:17:31,069 --> 00:17:33,250
LIVED IN A GOLDEN PENTHOUSE AND
736
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,240
TRAVELED EVERYWHERE BY LIMO.
737
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,240
OF COURSE HE WAS DISGUSTED BY
738
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:40,150
INTERACTING WITH NORMAL,
739
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:40,150
NON-RICH PEOPLE.
740
00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:42,009
EVEN BEFORE THE PANDEMIC, HE
741
00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:42,009
PROBABLY FINISHED HIS RALLIES
742
00:17:42,009 --> 00:17:43,289
AND THEN SENT MIKE PENCE OUT TO
743
00:17:42,009 --> 00:17:43,289
SHAKE HANDS IN A TRUMP DISGUISE.
744
00:17:43,289 --> 00:17:46,150
"I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS,
745
00:17:43,289 --> 00:17:46,150
SIR.
746
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:50,109
"THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
747
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:50,109
BEEN SO STINGY WITH YOUR KISSES.
748
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:53,059
MAYBE YOU'RE STARTING TO REGRET
749
00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:53,059
THAT CHOICE NOW.
750
00:17:53,059 --> 00:17:55,250
REPUBLICANS ARE IN LOCKSTEP
751
00:17:53,059 --> 00:17:55,250
BEHIND THIS GUY ALL SO THEY CAN
752
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:58,039
WIN AND MAINTAIN POWER, THAT'S
753
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:58,039
THE CORRUPT BARGAIN THEY'VE
754
00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:02,049
MADE
755
00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:02,049
BACK AN UNREPENTANT CRIMINAL
756
00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:03,240
SOCIOPATH WHO'S OVERSEEN THE
757
00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:03,240
PREVENTABLE DEATH OF HUNDREDS OF
758
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,230
THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS AND IN
759
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,230
RETURN, THEY GET A CONSERVATIVE
760
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:08,180
SUPER MAJORITY ON THE SUPREME
761
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:08,180
COURT THAT COULD DESTROY
762
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:11,259
OBAMACARE, RIP UP ROE V WADE AND
763
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:11,259
INVALIDATE THE RESULTS OF THE
764
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:14,079
NOVEMBER ELECTION IF TRUMP
765
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:14,079
LOSES, THAT'S THEIR PLAN
766
00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:16,109
THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE
767
00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:16,109
PANDEMIC
768
00:18:16,109 --> 00:18:18,230
INSIDE THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE AND
769
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,230
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, THE COVID
770
00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:18,230
DEATH TOLL -
771
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,250
>> AFFECTS VIRTUALLY NOBODY.
772
00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,250
>> Seth: THIS HAS BEEN "A CLOSER
773
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,140
LOOK."
774
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,140
♪
775
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:29,150
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OUR
776
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:29,150
FRIEND SARAH PAULSON, EVERYONE
777
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:50,279
♪
778
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:50,279
>> Seth: WE'VE BEEN SO LUCKY TO
779
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:53,069
HAVE FRED ARMISEN LEADING THE
780
00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:53,069
8G BAND FROM HOME ALL WEEK
781
00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:57,059
THANK YOU SO MUCH, FRED.
782
00:18:53,069 --> 00:18:57,059
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN
783
00:18:57,059 --> 00:19:01,099
EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE
784
00:18:57,059 --> 00:19:01,099
AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS.
785
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,230
YOU KNOW HER FROM HER WORK IN
786
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,230
"AMERICAN CRIME STORY," "THE
787
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:04,150
PEOPLE VERSUS O.J. SIMPSON,"
788
00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:04,150
"OCEAN'S 8," AND "12 YEARS A
789
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:07,039
SLAVE.
790
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:07,039
SHE'S THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE
791
00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:12,140
PRODUCER OF "RATCHED" WHICH IS
792
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,140
CURRENTLY STREAMING ON NETFLIX,
793
00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:12,140
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
794
00:19:15,059 --> 00:19:17,089
TREATMENTS HAVE HELPED YOU
795
00:19:15,059 --> 00:19:17,089
>> I BELIEVE HE'S THE ONLY
796
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:21,099
PERSON WHO CAN HELP ME
797
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:21,099
>> AS HEAD NURSE, I'M ALLOWING
798
00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:26,269
BOTH OF THEM TO GO
799
00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:26,269
>> I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET YOU
800
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:33,180
INTO THIS HOSPITAL
801
00:19:26,269 --> 00:19:33,180
>> I KNOW THE KIND OF PRICE
802
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:37,029
THAT'S ON YOUR HEAD, DOCTOR.
803
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:37,029
AND I'M LETTING YOU WALK RIGHT
804
00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:42,029
OUT THE DOOR
805
00:19:37,029 --> 00:19:42,029
SO I'D SAY LETTING ME INTO THIS
806
00:19:42,029 --> 00:19:46,079
HOSPITAL WAS THE BEST DECISION
807
00:19:42,029 --> 00:19:46,079
YOU EVER MADE.
808
00:19:46,079 --> 00:19:48,000
>> Seth: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO
809
00:19:46,079 --> 00:19:48,000
THE SHOW OUR FRIEND,
810
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,059
SARAH PAULSON!
811
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,059
HOW ARE YOU, SARAH
812
00:19:50,059 --> 00:19:53,140
>> I'M WELL, THANK YOU
813
00:19:50,059 --> 00:19:53,140
HOW ARE YOU?
814
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:56,160
>> Seth: I AM WELL TOO
815
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:56,160
IT'S SO LOVELY TO SEE YOU, AND
816
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,250
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW.
817
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,250
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY,
818
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:02,099
CONGRATULATIONS.
819
00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:02,099
I HEARD YOU JUST GOT A DOG
820
00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:04,160
>> I DID GET A DOG
821
00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:04,160
BUT I ONLY GOT A DOG, BECAUSE I
822
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,150
CAN'T HAVE YOUR DOG.
823
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,150
[ LAUGHTER ]
824
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:10,000
AND THAT'S REALLY THE TRUTH.
825
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:10,000
I HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR DOG THAT
826
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,019
I TOOK ONCE WHEN I RAN INTO YOUR
827
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,019
DOG, AND IT'S SOMETHING I LOOK
828
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:13,180
AT
829
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:13,180
I MIGHT LOOK AT IT LIKE ONCE A
830
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,269
WEEK, AT LEAST
831
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,269
>> Seth: IT WAS A VERY BIG DEAL,
832
00:20:15,269 --> 00:20:18,220
AND IT'S VERY NICE TO HEAR THAT,
833
00:20:15,269 --> 00:20:18,220
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW
834
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:21,099
THIS VERY TRUE THING
835
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:21,099
MY FRIEND ANDY SAMBERG THINKS MY
836
00:20:21,099 --> 00:20:25,180
DOG IS AN UGLY RAT MONSTER
837
00:20:21,099 --> 00:20:25,180
AND SO IT'S VERY NICE TO HAVE
838
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:28,099
SOMEONE ON THE SHOW WHO IS SORT
839
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:28,099
OF SUPPORTING AND SINGING THE
840
00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:31,250
PRAISES OF FRISBEE
841
00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:31,250
>> FRISBEE IS THE GREATEST DOG
842
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,009
EVER AND BEAUTIFUL BEYOND
843
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:34,009
MEASURE, LIKE A FAWN AND A BABY
844
00:20:34,009 --> 00:20:36,170
DEER IN THE WOODS.
845
00:20:34,009 --> 00:20:36,170
SO ANDY SAMBERG ACTUALLY DOESN'T
846
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,089
KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
847
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:38,089
>> Seth: YEAH.
848
00:20:38,089 --> 00:20:40,180
AND I THINK ANYBODY WATCHING THE
849
00:20:38,089 --> 00:20:40,180
SHOW WOULD REALIZE THAT YOU ARE
850
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:44,230
A PERSON OF TASTE, WHEREAS HE'S
851
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:44,230
A GUTTER DWELLER
852
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:47,019
>> I'M GOING TO VOTE YES ON THAT
853
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:47,019
AS WELL.
854
00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:49,069
I DON'T KNOW THE GUY, BUT I'M
855
00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:49,069
GOING TO SAY YES
856
00:20:49,069 --> 00:20:51,049
>> Seth: SO YOU -- YOU'RE AN
857
00:20:49,069 --> 00:20:51,049
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF THIS SHOW
858
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:55,039
AS WELL.
859
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:55,039
AND ONE OF THE THINGS THAT
860
00:20:55,039 --> 00:21:00,180
MEANS, IS YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT
861
00:20:55,039 --> 00:21:00,180
AS YOU ARE MAKING IT
862
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:03,059
AND I KNOW FROM OUR HISTORY THAT
863
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:03,059
YOU DO NOT PARTICULARLY LIKE
864
00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:05,150
WATCHING YOURSELF ON FILM, SO
865
00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:05,150
HOW WAS THAT TRANSITION INTO
866
00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:12,059
WATCHING DAILIES
867
00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:12,059
>> I BECAME LIKE A -- IT WAS
868
00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:15,039
LIKE AT LUNCH EVERY DAY I WAS
869
00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:15,039
LIKE IN THE TRAILER, WITH LIKE
870
00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:17,049
POPCORN, JUST LIKE, "ALL RIGHT,
871
00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:17,049
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS
872
00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:18,259
GOOD, THAT WAS BAD, THAT WASN'T
873
00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:18,259
GOOD."
874
00:21:18,259 --> 00:21:22,039
EMAILING, YOU KNOW, THE PRODUCER
875
00:21:18,259 --> 00:21:22,039
GOING, YOU KNOW, "PLEASE DON'T
876
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:24,059
USE TAKE 6, CAN YOU PUSH IN ON
877
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:24,059
7?
878
00:21:24,059 --> 00:21:26,220
I MEAN, I BECAME LIKE AN
879
00:21:24,059 --> 00:21:26,220
ABSOLUTE NUT
880
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,109
NUT.
881
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,109
>> Seth: BUT THIS IS SORT OF --
882
00:21:28,109 --> 00:21:30,200
THIS ARCED
883
00:21:28,109 --> 00:21:30,200
BECAUSE, IN THE BEGINNING OF
884
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,019
YOUR CAREER, YOU WOULD WATCH
885
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,019
YOURSELF
886
00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:34,210
BUT THEN I GUESS "PEOPLE VERSUS
887
00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:34,210
O.J. SIMPSON" IS THE ONE THAT
888
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:37,130
YOU FAMOUSLY HAVE NOT WATCHED,
889
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:37,130
CORRECT?
890
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,119
>> YEAH, I THINK IN THE
891
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,119
BEGINNING I WAS SO EXCITED THAT
892
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:43,140
PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY LETTING ME
893
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:43,140
DO IT, THAT I WAS LIKE, "LOOK!
894
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:46,119
YOU KNOW, I WOULD JUST -- IT WAS
895
00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:46,119
REALLY KIND OF CRAZY TO ME
896
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,180
NOT THAT IT ISN'T ANYMORE, I'M
897
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,180
NOT SAYING IT'S LIKE OLD HAT OR
898
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:52,029
ANYTHING, SETH
899
00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:52,029
I'M JUST SAYING -- IT'S JUST,
900
00:21:52,029 --> 00:21:54,250
YOU KNOW, THE O.J. SIMPSON
901
00:21:52,029 --> 00:21:54,250
THING, AND THIS IS GOING TO BE
902
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,200
REALLY EXCEEDINGLY ACTRESSY
903
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,200
THING TO SAY, BUT, YOU KNOW, I
904
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:02,039
HAD A VERY PROFOUND EXPERIENCE
905
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:02,039
MAKING IT WHERE I ALMOST DIDN'T
906
00:22:02,039 --> 00:22:05,059
KNOW WHERE I STOPPED AND MARCIA
907
00:22:02,039 --> 00:22:05,059
BEGAN.
908
00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:06,279
AND THIS HAPPENED TO VERY
909
00:22:05,059 --> 00:22:06,279
SERIOUS ACTORS
910
00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:08,140
I'M SURE YOU'VE TALKED TO A LOT
911
00:22:06,279 --> 00:22:08,140
OF THEM.
912
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:10,230
AND SO I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE IT,
913
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:10,230
BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A
914
00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:13,279
PROFOUNDLY SPECIAL THING
915
00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:13,279
AND THEN A LOT OF PEOPLE SEEMED
916
00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:16,009
TO THINK IT WAS GOOD, AND THEN I
917
00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:16,009
WAS LIKE, "WELL, NOW I'M REALLY
918
00:22:16,009 --> 00:22:18,230
NOT GOING TO WATCH IT FOR FEAR
919
00:22:16,009 --> 00:22:18,230
THAT I WILL THINK THEY'RE ALL
920
00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:22,009
IDIOTS AND WHAT IF I HATED IT?
921
00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:22,009
IT JUST FELT TOO PRECIOUS TO ME.
922
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,200
>> Seth: I THINK THAT'S THE
923
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,200
RIGHT WAY TO PLAY IT, GENUINELY.
924
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,250
ESPECIALLY, BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS
925
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,250
SAID, MYSELF INCLUDED, IT'S SO
926
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:31,130
PERFECT.
927
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:31,130
LIKE, AS A PERFORMER, YOU WOULD
928
00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:34,019
JUST -- EVEN IF YOU FOUND ONE OR
929
00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:34,019
TWO IMPERFECTIONS, IT WOULD THEN
930
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,079
LESSEN YOUR VALUE OF IT.
931
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,079
>> BELIEVE ME, I WOULD FIND
932
00:22:36,079 --> 00:22:39,150
MANY
933
00:22:36,079 --> 00:22:39,150
MARCIA WAS LEFT-HANDED, SHE HAD
934
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,180
BEEN A DANCER, SO SHE WALKED IN
935
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,180
A PARTICULAR WAY
936
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:43,269
AND I THOUGHT, THEY'RE GOING TO
937
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:43,269
USE A TAKE -- THAT WAS BACK
938
00:22:43,269 --> 00:22:45,289
BEFORE I WAS WATCHING DAILIES,
939
00:22:43,269 --> 00:22:45,289
WHERE I PROBABLY PICKED UP
940
00:22:45,289 --> 00:22:48,049
SOMETHING WITH MY RIGHT HAND,
941
00:22:45,289 --> 00:22:48,049
AND NOBODY WAS PAYING ATTENTION
942
00:22:48,049 --> 00:22:50,170
TO THAT THE WAY I WAS.
943
00:22:48,049 --> 00:22:50,170
SO I THOUGHT, "THIS IS GOING TO
944
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:53,089
BE A DISASTER FOR ME."
945
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:53,089
BUT, STERLING K. BROWN, YOU'VE
946
00:22:53,089 --> 00:22:55,180
GOT TO SAY THE "K.", EVERY TIME
947
00:22:53,089 --> 00:22:55,180
I SEE HIM, HE'S LIKE, "HAVE YOU
948
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:58,000
REALLY NOT YET?"
949
00:22:55,180 --> 00:22:58,000
AND I'M LIKE, "NO.
950
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,289
AND HE'S LIKE, "DO YOU THINK
951
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,289
YOU'RE EVER, I MEAN EVER
952
00:22:59,289 --> 00:23:01,049
AND I WAS LIKE, "IT'S BEEN LIKE
953
00:22:59,289 --> 00:23:01,049
FIVE YEARS NOW
954
00:23:01,049 --> 00:23:03,240
NOW I REALLY DON'T THINK I'M
955
00:23:01,049 --> 00:23:03,240
GOING TO DO IT."
956
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,190
AND HE'S LIKE, "I THINK YOU
957
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,190
REALLY SHOULD.
958
00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:07,279
BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO
959
00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:07,279
>> Seth: WELL, LET'S SEE
960
00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:10,099
LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR
961
00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:10,099
TV PRODUCTION TO START UP AGAIN,
962
00:23:10,099 --> 00:23:12,039
BECAUSE YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GO
963
00:23:10,099 --> 00:23:12,039
BACK AND WATCH EVERYTHING THAT
964
00:23:12,039 --> 00:23:13,220
WAS EVER MADE BEFORE
965
00:23:12,039 --> 00:23:13,220
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
966
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:16,170
>> OKAY, OKAY, FINE.
967
00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:16,170
>> Seth: SO THIS IS SORT OF A
968
00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:20,119
DIFFERENT CHALLENGE WHERE YOU'RE
969
00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:20,119
TAKING ON A FICTIONAL CHARACTER,
970
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,210
NURSE RATCHED, THAT WE KNOW FROM
971
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,210
"CUCKOO'S NEST," BUT ONE THAT WE
972
00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:26,259
HAVE SEEN, AND WE FEEL LIKE WE
973
00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:26,259
KNOW FROM THE FILM
974
00:23:26,259 --> 00:23:31,069
HOW DID YOU -- PLAYING A
975
00:23:26,259 --> 00:23:31,069
CHARACTER IN PREQUEL, THAT HAS
976
00:23:31,069 --> 00:23:33,200
BEEN OBVIOUSLY PLAYED BEFORE, TO
977
00:23:31,069 --> 00:23:33,200
GREAT ACCLAIM -- HOW DID YOU
978
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,210
APPROACH THAT?
979
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,210
>> WELL I MEAN, SHE WON AN
980
00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:38,130
ACADEMY AWARD FOR THAT
981
00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:38,130
PERFORMANCE.
982
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:41,019
SO IT REALLY BEGS THE QUESTION
983
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:41,019
ABOUT, YOU KNOW, HOW SANE AM I
984
00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:44,099
THAT I WOULD THINK THAT WOULD BE
985
00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:44,099
A GOOD IDEA TO MAYBE SEE IF
986
00:23:44,099 --> 00:23:46,190
THERE WAS ANYTHING ELSE I COULD
987
00:23:44,099 --> 00:23:46,190
PARSE THAT SHE DIDN'T, YOU KNOW,
988
00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:49,210
BRING TO THE TABLE
989
00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:49,210
BUT I JUST, YOU KNOW, I WATCHED
990
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:52,259
THE PERFORMANCE, AND I TRIED AS
991
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:52,259
MUCH AS I COULD TO STEAL
992
00:23:52,259 --> 00:23:55,089
EVERYTHING I COULD FROM
993
00:23:52,259 --> 00:23:55,089
LOUISE FLETCHER AND JUST SORT OF
994
00:23:55,089 --> 00:23:56,279
PRETEND IT HAD BEEN MY
995
00:23:55,089 --> 00:23:56,279
INVENTION.
996
00:23:56,279 --> 00:24:00,160
I THINK THAT'S USUALLY THE BEST
997
00:23:56,279 --> 00:24:00,160
WAY TO DO IT IF YOU'RE GOING TO
998
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:04,009
BE CREATING SOME BACKSTORY
999
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:04,009
AND THE GOOD NEWS IS WE INVENTED
1000
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:07,089
THE WHOLE THING, SO WE COULD
1001
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:07,089
KIND OF SAY THAT ANYTHING GOES
1002
00:24:07,089 --> 00:24:10,039
'CAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE
1003
00:24:07,089 --> 00:24:10,039
BOOK NOR IN THE MOVIE, ABOUT HER
1004
00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:13,029
LIFE OUTSIDE THAT HOSPITAL, SO
1005
00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:13,029
WE WERE FREE TO DO ANYTHING WE
1006
00:24:13,029 --> 00:24:16,009
WANTED, AND BOY DID WE TAKE
1007
00:24:13,029 --> 00:24:16,009
LIBERTY WITH THAT.
1008
00:24:16,009 --> 00:24:19,130
>> Seth: ALSO, YEARS FROM NOW,
1009
00:24:16,009 --> 00:24:19,130
IF SOMEBODY DECIDES TO WATCH IT
1010
00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:22,079
IN SORT OF NARRATIVE ORDER AND
1011
00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:22,079
START WITH THE PREQUEL, IT WILL
1012
00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:26,200
LOOK LIKE LOUISE STOLE FROM YOU.
1013
00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:26,200
>> YOU KNOW, I DID HAVE THIS
1014
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,079
THOUGHT.
1015
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,079
>> Seth: YOU'RE ALWAYS SO MANY
1016
00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:32,009
STEPS AHEAD.
1017
00:24:30,079 --> 00:24:32,009
>> IT'S PART OF MY MASTER PLAN,
1018
00:24:32,009 --> 00:24:34,160
THAT YOU KNOW -- YOUR
1019
00:24:32,009 --> 00:24:34,160
DONALD TRUMP IMPRESSION, CAN I
1020
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,009
JUST STATE, FOR THE RECORD
1021
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,009
>> Seth: YES
1022
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,000
>> I THINK IT BESTS
1023
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,000
ALEC BALDWIN
1024
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,099
I REALLY DO.
1025
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,099
I MEAN, I KNOW THIS IS
1026
00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:42,079
SACRILEGIOUS
1027
00:24:40,099 --> 00:24:42,079
I KNOW THIS IS "NBC.
1028
00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:45,099
I KNOW WE ALL LOVE -- I MEAN, I
1029
00:24:42,079 --> 00:24:45,099
LOVE ALEC.
1030
00:24:45,099 --> 00:24:47,220
I THINK HE'S A -- YOU HAVE NO
1031
00:24:45,099 --> 00:24:47,220
ACCOUTERMENT
1032
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:51,140
I LIKE TO SAY ACCOUTERMENT
1033
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:51,140
>> Seth: YEAH.
1034
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:53,059
>> YOU'RE NOT HAVING ANY HELP.
1035
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:53,059
IT'S A VERY SPECIAL, VERY
1036
00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:56,079
SPECIAL IMPRESSION
1037
00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:56,079
>> Seth: I DON'T LIKE THE MAN,
1038
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,259
BUT HE DOES SPEAK THROUGH ME
1039
00:24:56,079 --> 00:24:59,259
>> HE REALLY DOES.
1040
00:24:59,259 --> 00:25:02,099
THERE'S LIKE A WEIRD -- TALK
1041
00:24:59,259 --> 00:25:02,099
ABOUT NOT KNOWING WHERE YOU
1042
00:25:02,099 --> 00:25:04,079
BEGIN AND SOMEONE ELSE -
1043
00:25:02,099 --> 00:25:04,079
WHATEVER IT IS
1044
00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:05,240
BUT YEAH
1045
00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:05,240
>> Seth: LIKE WHEN I COME HOME
1046
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,160
AT NIGHT, SOME NIGHTS ALEXI'S
1047
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,160
LIKE, "HEY, YOU'VE GOT TO LEAVE
1048
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,150
DONALD TRUMP AT THE DOOR."
1049
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,150
>> YOU'VE GOT TO LEAVE
1050
00:25:09,150 --> 00:25:13,000
DONALD TRUMP IN THE WORKPLACE.
1051
00:25:09,150 --> 00:25:13,000
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
1052
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,049
>> Seth: HEY, WHEN WE COME -
1053
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,049
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
1054
00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:19,069
FROM SARAH PAULSON RIGHT AFTER
1055
00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:19,069
THIS
1056
00:25:19,069 --> 00:25:33,130
M♪
1057
00:25:19,069 --> 00:25:33,130
>> Seth: WELCOME BACK.
1058
00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:36,059
WE'RE TALKING TO SARAH PAULSON
1059
00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:36,059
HER NEW SHOW "RATCHED" IS
1060
00:25:36,059 --> 00:25:41,200
AVAILABLE NOW ON "NETFLIX.
1061
00:25:36,059 --> 00:25:41,200
AND THIS IS A RYAN MURPHY SHOW
1062
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,119
AND YOU'VE BEEN IN THE
1063
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,119
RYAN MURPHY WORLD FOR A WHILE
1064
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,019
NOW.
1065
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:45,019
IT MUST BE NICE.
1066
00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:47,039
THERE MUST BE A LEVEL OF COMFORT
1067
00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:47,039
THERE.
1068
00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:48,259
>> I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO QUIT
1069
00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:48,259
HIM.
1070
00:25:48,259 --> 00:25:50,289
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM
1071
00:25:48,259 --> 00:25:50,289
IS
1072
00:25:50,289 --> 00:25:53,109
HE JUST -- I DON'T KNOW.
1073
00:25:50,289 --> 00:25:53,109
I SORT OF FEEL LIKE, WHY WOULD I
1074
00:25:53,109 --> 00:25:56,220
WANT TO LEAVE A PLACE WHERE I
1075
00:25:53,109 --> 00:25:56,220
FEEL SO COMPLETELY SEEN?
1076
00:25:56,220 --> 00:26:00,039
AND MOST SIGNIFICANTLY, HE JUST
1077
00:25:56,220 --> 00:26:00,039
KEEPS THROWING ME THESE
1078
00:26:00,039 --> 00:26:02,190
WONDERFUL, JUICY, MEATY PARTS TO
1079
00:26:00,039 --> 00:26:02,190
PLAY
1080
00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:04,279
AND, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ACTUALLY
1081
00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:04,279
WATCH THEM
1082
00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:07,259
YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD
1083
00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:07,259
TO MAKE YOUR THING THAT NOBODY'S
1084
00:26:07,259 --> 00:26:10,089
GOING TO SEE
1085
00:26:07,259 --> 00:26:10,089
MIGHT AS WELL WORK WITH THE MAN
1086
00:26:10,089 --> 00:26:13,049
THAT PEOPLE ARE VERY INTERESTED
1087
00:26:10,089 --> 00:26:13,049
IN WATCHING WHAT HE PRODUCES
1088
00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,259
SO, IT'S GOOD.
1089
00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,259
>> Seth: HE DOES THROW
1090
00:26:15,259 --> 00:26:19,150
INCREDIBLY JUICY ROLES YOUR WAY.
1091
00:26:15,259 --> 00:26:19,150
BUT IS IT TRUE THAT YOU DID HAVE
1092
00:26:19,150 --> 00:26:22,099
TO SORT OF GIVE HIM A LITTLE
1093
00:26:19,150 --> 00:26:22,099
ELBOW HERE TO REMIND HIM THAT
1094
00:26:22,099 --> 00:26:25,150
THIS ONE IS LINED UP VERY WELL
1095
00:26:22,099 --> 00:26:25,150
WITH YOUR TALENTS?
1096
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:30,059
>> I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
1097
00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:30,059
THAT LAST HALF OF WHAT YOU SAID.
1098
00:26:30,059 --> 00:26:31,180
BUT I DID FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD,
1099
00:26:30,059 --> 00:26:31,180
BECAUSE MY AGENT CALLED AND WAS
1100
00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:32,279
LIKE, "HAS RYAN TALKED TO YOU
1101
00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:32,279
ABOUT THIS 'RATCHED' SHOW HE
1102
00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:34,230
HAS?
1103
00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:34,230
AND I THOUGHT, "WELL THAT'S
1104
00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:38,279
FUNNY, BECAUSE NO.
1105
00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:38,279
HE ACTUALLY HASN'T."
1106
00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:42,269
AND I CALLED HIM UP AND HE WAS
1107
00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:42,269
LIKE, "WELL, LADY, I JUST -- YOU
1108
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:43,289
KNOW, I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU'D
1109
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:43,289
WANT TO DO IT.
1110
00:26:43,289 --> 00:26:45,190
I WAS LIKE, "WHY WOULD I NOT
1111
00:26:43,289 --> 00:26:45,190
WANT TO DO IT?
1112
00:26:45,190 --> 00:26:46,210
AND HE'S LIKE, "WELL JUST READ
1113
00:26:45,190 --> 00:26:46,210
IT."
1114
00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:49,160
AND I WAS LIKE, "LOOK, IF YOU
1115
00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:49,160
WANT KATE WINSLET, GO GET HER,
1116
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,180
I'M SURE SHE'LL DO IT.
1117
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,180
BUT HE'S LIKE, "NO, NO."
1118
00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:55,069
IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, ON
1119
00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:55,069
"AMERICAN HORROR STORY" I PLAYED
1120
00:26:55,069 --> 00:26:57,029
A THOUSAND CHARACTERS.
1121
00:26:55,069 --> 00:26:57,029
THAT'S AN EXAGGERATION, BUT YOU
1122
00:26:57,029 --> 00:26:58,180
KNOW WHAT I MEAN
1123
00:26:57,029 --> 00:26:58,180
>> Seth: YES
1124
00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:00,240
>> OVER THE COURSE OF SEVEN
1125
00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:00,240
YEARS -- AND I THINK HE FELT
1126
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,230
LIKE, AND HE'S NOT WRONG, EVERY
1127
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,230
YEAR I GOT TO TRY SOMETHING
1128
00:27:02,230 --> 00:27:04,250
DIFFERENT.
1129
00:27:02,230 --> 00:27:04,250
AND I BECAME ACCUSTOMED TO SORT
1130
00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:07,069
OF SHEDDING IT
1131
00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:07,069
I'M BEING SO ACTRESSY, IT'S
1132
00:27:07,069 --> 00:27:09,160
CREEPY
1133
00:27:07,069 --> 00:27:09,160
BUT, LIKE, SHEDDING THE SKIN OF
1134
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,039
THE CHARACTER, THEN TAKING ON A
1135
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:13,039
NEW ROLE EACH YEAR
1136
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:16,099
AND SO HE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS A
1137
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:16,099
SERIALIZED THING."
1138
00:27:16,099 --> 00:27:18,160
AND I WAS LIKE, "RIGHT, BUT
1139
00:27:16,099 --> 00:27:18,160
THERE'S A BLUEPRINT, THERE'S A
1140
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,000
CHARACTER THAT EXISTS PRIOR,
1141
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,000
THAT I CAN, AS I SAID, STEAL
1142
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,059
FROM, THEN TRY TO MAKE IT SEEM
1143
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,059
LIKE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."
1144
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,180
AND THEN, HE LET ME HAVE IT, BUT
1145
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,180
I LIKE HOW PUBLICLY HE'S
1146
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:28,069
SPEAKING THIS NARRATIVE THAT
1147
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:28,069
LIKE IT WAS ALWAYS MINE.
1148
00:27:28,069 --> 00:27:30,089
IT WASN'T.
1149
00:27:28,069 --> 00:27:30,089
IT WASN'T.
1150
00:27:30,089 --> 00:27:33,180
[ LAUGHTER ]
1151
00:27:30,089 --> 00:27:33,180
>> Seth: THAT'S GOOD -- THIS
1152
00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:37,119
IS -- I FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW,
1153
00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:37,119
LAST 10, 20 YEARS, RIGHT, WE'VE
1154
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:43,059
SEEN THESE ANTI-HERO SHOWS THAT
1155
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:43,059
LOOK LIKE VERY JUICY TO PLAY
1156
00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:45,119
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, ACTORS -- AND
1157
00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:45,119
I SAY ACTORS, BECAUSE IT'S
1158
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,009
ALMOST ENTIRELY MALE
1159
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,009
DOMINATED -- GET TO PLAY THESE
1160
00:27:48,009 --> 00:27:50,079
BAD PEOPLE THAT AN AUDIENCE ENDS
1161
00:27:48,009 --> 00:27:50,079
UP ROOTING FOR, WHICH IS WHAT
1162
00:27:50,079 --> 00:27:54,240
HAPPENS WITH THIS SHOW
1163
00:27:50,079 --> 00:27:54,240
THAT MUST BE SO MUCH FUN TO TAKE
1164
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,089
ON, KNOWING THAT YOU'RE GOING TO
1165
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,089
START WITH SORT OF A DEFICIT OF
1166
00:27:58,089 --> 00:28:00,150
AN AUDIENCE KNOWING THAT YOU'RE
1167
00:27:58,089 --> 00:28:00,150
NOT THE PERSON THEY SHOULD BE
1168
00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:03,130
ROOTING FOR AND CHANGING THEIR
1169
00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:03,130
MINDS.
1170
00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:05,119
>> YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S MASTER
1171
00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:05,119
MANIPULATION, AND I AM DOWN WITH
1172
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:10,029
THAT
1173
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:10,029
[ LAUGHTER ]
1174
00:28:10,029 --> 00:28:11,119
IT'S JUST LIKE -- I THINK IT'S
1175
00:28:10,029 --> 00:28:11,119
REALLY FUN
1176
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,009
I MEAN, EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT
1177
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,009
HOW IT'S FUN TO BE BAD
1178
00:28:14,009 --> 00:28:17,160
AND I DO REALLY THINK PLAYING
1179
00:28:14,009 --> 00:28:17,160
WITH AN AUDIENCE -- AND I DON'T
1180
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,240
MEAN, YOU KNOW, TOTALLY IN A
1181
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,240
TOYING WAY, BUT AS YOU SAID, WE
1182
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,069
DO KNOW THAT THERE'S A VESTED
1183
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,069
INTEREST THAT SOME AUDIENCE
1184
00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:25,130
MEMBERS COME TO THE TABLE WITH,
1185
00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:25,130
IN TERMS OF LOVING TO HATE THIS
1186
00:28:25,130 --> 00:28:28,240
CHARACTER.
1187
00:28:25,130 --> 00:28:28,240
SO IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING TO
1188
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,029
REVERSE ENGINEER THAT AND SEE IF
1189
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,029
WE CAN'T GET THEM TO HAVE A
1190
00:28:31,029 --> 00:28:34,009
LITTLE BIT MORE UNDERSTANDING,
1191
00:28:31,029 --> 00:28:34,009
AND TO WHILE THEY'RE WATCHING
1192
00:28:34,009 --> 00:28:36,269
HAVE A MORE VISCERAL EXPERIENCE
1193
00:28:34,009 --> 00:28:36,269
WHERE THEY'RE VACILLATING.
1194
00:28:36,269 --> 00:28:42,009
THAT'S ALLITERATION, ALMOST.
1195
00:28:36,269 --> 00:28:42,009
SO THAT THEY CAN ALMOST FEEL
1196
00:28:42,009 --> 00:28:44,259
KIND OF -- THAT THING LIKE
1197
00:28:42,009 --> 00:28:44,259
THEY'RE HAVING AN IMMEDIATE
1198
00:28:44,259 --> 00:28:47,019
EXPERIENCE WHILE WATCHING IT, SO
1199
00:28:44,259 --> 00:28:47,019
THAT THEY FEEL THAT THEY'RE
1200
00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:49,200
HAVING SOME CRAZY RIDE
1201
00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:49,200
WHICH I THINK --
1202
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,089
>> Seth: ONE OF THE THINGS YOU
1203
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,089
MENTIONED ABOUT THIS SHOW, AND
1204
00:28:52,089 --> 00:28:54,039
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF RYAN MURPHY
1205
00:28:52,089 --> 00:28:54,039
SHOWS, BUT THIS SHOW IN
1206
00:28:54,039 --> 00:28:55,180
PARTICULAR, IS A LOT OF PEOPLE
1207
00:28:54,039 --> 00:28:55,180
ARE WATCHING IT.
1208
00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:59,289
IT'S INCREDIBLY POPULAR.
1209
00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:59,289
AND WE -- YOU AND I ARE BOTH ON
1210
00:28:59,289 --> 00:29:03,099
SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT I'VE NEVER
1211
00:28:59,289 --> 00:29:03,099
RISKED DIPPING MY TOE INTO
1212
00:29:03,099 --> 00:29:04,130
INSTAGRAM LIVE, WHICH YOU HAVE
1213
00:29:03,099 --> 00:29:04,130
DONE
1214
00:29:04,130 --> 00:29:07,119
HOW ARE YOU FINDING IT
1215
00:29:04,130 --> 00:29:07,119
>> THIS GUY'S DONE IT.
1216
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:10,099
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1217
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:10,099
IT'S BOTH EXCITING AND TOTALLY
1218
00:29:10,099 --> 00:29:13,180
NERVE-RACKING.
1219
00:29:10,099 --> 00:29:13,180
BECAUSE, I'VE BEEN ACTUALLY
1220
00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:15,210
TAKING REQUESTS, WHICH EVERY
1221
00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:15,210
TIME YOU DO IT, YOU JUST LIKE,
1222
00:29:15,210 --> 00:29:18,119
HOPE TO CHRIST IT'S NOT A PERSON
1223
00:29:15,210 --> 00:29:18,119
WHO'S JUST NOT REALLY A FAN,
1224
00:29:18,119 --> 00:29:20,180
WHO'S SORT OF TRICKING YOU
1225
00:29:18,119 --> 00:29:20,180
THAT'S MY BIG NIGHTMARE, IS LIKE
1226
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,099
THEY GET THERE AND THEY'RE LIKE,
1227
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:22,099
"YOU'RE THE WORST ACTRESS I'VE
1228
00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:24,160
EVER SEEN!
1229
00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:24,160
I'VE BEEN WAITING TO GET YOU FOR
1230
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,049
DECADES!
1231
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,049
AND I'LL BE LIKE -
1232
00:29:26,049 --> 00:29:28,109
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN THIS
1233
00:29:26,049 --> 00:29:28,109
THING OFF.
1234
00:29:28,109 --> 00:29:31,259
SO IT'S LIKE TOTALLY RISKY
1235
00:29:28,109 --> 00:29:31,259
AND AT THE SAME TIME, I FEEL
1236
00:29:31,259 --> 00:29:35,109
LIKE IN THIS MOMENT WHERE, YOU
1237
00:29:31,259 --> 00:29:35,109
KNOW, THE CORONAVIRUS HAS US ALL
1238
00:29:35,109 --> 00:29:38,160
BY THE THROAT, IN A WAY, I FEEL
1239
00:29:35,109 --> 00:29:38,160
LIKE IT MAKES THE WORLD FEEL
1240
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,059
VERY SMALL, AND, YOU KNOW,
1241
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,059
SOMETHING'S REALLY HAPPENING
1242
00:29:40,059 --> 00:29:43,140
GLOBALLY
1243
00:29:40,059 --> 00:29:43,140
AND TO BE ABLE TO CONNECT WITH
1244
00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:48,009
PEOPLE ACROSS THE WORLD AND JUST
1245
00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:48,009
ACTUALLY EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE
1246
00:29:48,009 --> 00:29:50,259
FOR, YOU KNOW, GIVING ME SOME OF
1247
00:29:48,009 --> 00:29:50,259
THEIR TIME AND THEIR HOURS AND
1248
00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:53,019
THEIR AFFECTION, IS, YOU KNOW, A
1249
00:29:50,259 --> 00:29:53,019
VERY NICE THING THAT I CAN
1250
00:29:53,019 --> 00:29:54,240
REALLY GET BEHIND.
1251
00:29:53,019 --> 00:29:54,240
BUT IT'S DICEY
1252
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,000
I'M ALWAYS LIKE --
1253
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,000
>> Seth: DICEY, BUT IT A NICE
1254
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,279
REMINDER THAT THERE IS GOOD --
1255
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,279
LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA AS IT WAS
1256
00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:03,109
ORIGINALLY DESIGNED HAD THIS
1257
00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:03,109
GOODNESS IN IT OF CONNECTING
1258
00:30:03,109 --> 00:30:05,099
WITH PEOPLE, AND IT'S NICE TO
1259
00:30:03,109 --> 00:30:05,099
WATCH YOU DO THAT.
1260
00:30:05,099 --> 00:30:07,059
>> DID YOU WATCH THE SOCIAL
1261
00:30:05,099 --> 00:30:07,059
DILEMMA, THOUGH" 'CAUSE, OOF
1262
00:30:07,059 --> 00:30:10,039
>> Seth: YEAH.
1263
00:30:07,059 --> 00:30:10,039
NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE HAVING A
1264
00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:12,259
PHONE.
1265
00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:12,259
>> NOT A GREAT TIME TO BE --
1266
00:30:12,259 --> 00:30:16,109
JUST LIKE, UGH
1267
00:30:12,259 --> 00:30:16,109
>> Seth: THIS IS WHY I ONLY TALK
1268
00:30:16,109 --> 00:30:18,099
TO PEOPLE ON ZOOM IN A TV
1269
00:30:16,109 --> 00:30:18,099
STUDIO
1270
00:30:18,099 --> 00:30:19,289
>> YEAH, GREAT
1271
00:30:18,099 --> 00:30:19,289
AND I THINK THAT -
1272
00:30:19,289 --> 00:30:21,150
>> Seth: THIS IS MY SCREEN TIME
1273
00:30:19,289 --> 00:30:21,150
RIGHT NOW.
1274
00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:23,069
>> EXACTLY
1275
00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:23,069
>> Seth: HEY, THANKS SO MUCH FOR
1276
00:30:23,069 --> 00:30:24,230
BEING HERE
1277
00:30:23,069 --> 00:30:24,230
IT'S ALWAYS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
1278
00:30:24,230 --> 00:30:26,250
THE ENTIRE FIRST SEASON OF
1279
00:30:24,230 --> 00:30:26,250
"RATCHED" IS NOW AVAILABLE ON
1280
00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:28,109
"NETFLIX."
1281
00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:28,109
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
1282
00:30:28,109 --> 00:30:49,240
JON BENJAMIN
1283
00:30:28,109 --> 00:30:49,240
♪
1284
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,059
>> Seth: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN
1285
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:52,059
EMMY NOMINATED ACTOR AND
1286
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,130
COMEDIAN YOU KNOW FROM SHOWS
1287
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,130
LIKE "BOB'S BURGERS" AND
1288
00:30:54,130 --> 00:30:56,170
"ARCHER.
1289
00:30:54,130 --> 00:30:56,170
THE 11th SEASON OF "ARCHER" AIRS
1290
00:30:56,170 --> 00:31:01,039
WEDNESDAYS ON FXX AND STREAMS
1291
00:30:58,059 --> 00:31:01,039
THE NEXT DAY VIA FX ON HULU,
1292
00:31:00,049 --> 00:31:01,039
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
1293
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,200
>> HOW'D DO YOU GET HERE BEFORE
1294
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,200
US
1295
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,029
>> GOD DAMMIT CYRIL.
1296
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,029
I JUST TOLD YOU, I'M THE WORLD'S
1297
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:07,210
GREATEST SPY
1298
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:07,210
>> IT IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE YOU
1299
00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:11,099
SHUT OFF ALL THE COUNTERMEASURES
1300
00:31:07,210 --> 00:31:11,099
WITHOUT OUR INTEL SO YOU COULD
1301
00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:16,210
ACCESS THE VAULT
1302
00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:16,210
[ ALARM
1303
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:20,089
>> UH, DO WHAT, NOW?
1304
00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:20,089
>> Seth: PLEASE WELCOME TO THE
1305
00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:23,140
SHOW, JON BENJAMIN
1306
00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:23,140
THANKS FOR BEING HERE, JON
1307
00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:25,029
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME, HOW ARE
1308
00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:25,029
YOU?
1309
00:31:25,029 --> 00:31:27,180
>> Seth: I'M DOING VERY WELL
1310
00:31:25,029 --> 00:31:27,180
CONGRATULATIONS, 11 SEASONS ON
1311
00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:29,170
TWO DIFFERENT SHOWS.
1312
00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:29,170
THAT IS QUITE THE
1313
00:31:29,170 --> 00:31:31,039
ACCOMPLISHMENT
1314
00:31:29,170 --> 00:31:31,039
>> I KNOW, YOU DIDN'T
1315
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:34,150
CONGRATULATE ME ON ANY OTHER
1316
00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:34,150
SEASON
1317
00:31:34,150 --> 00:31:35,170
[ LAUGHTER ]
1318
00:31:34,150 --> 00:31:35,170
>> Seth: JUST THE 11th, THAT'S
1319
00:31:35,170 --> 00:31:37,160
THE ONLY ONE THAT I'M IMPRESSED
1320
00:31:35,170 --> 00:31:37,160
WITH
1321
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,190
>> YEAH, YOU ONLY --
1322
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,190
YOU'RE STARTING REALLY LATE TO
1323
00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:42,079
CONGRATULATE
1324
00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:42,079
11 YEARS
1325
00:31:42,079 --> 00:31:44,240
>> Seth: I WAS THERE, I WAS WITH
1326
00:31:42,079 --> 00:31:44,240
YOU FOR ALL SIX OF "DR. KATZ."
1327
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:48,180
>> YOU DID
1328
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:48,180
I GOT ALL YOUR NOTES EVERY YEAR.
1329
00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:51,289
YOU WERE LIKE ONE OF THE -- I
1330
00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:51,289
THINK ONE OF THE LIKE FIRST 150
1331
00:31:51,289 --> 00:31:53,230
PEOPLE TO WATCH THAT SHOW.
1332
00:31:51,289 --> 00:31:53,230
>> Seth: VERY HAPPY TO BE IN
1333
00:31:53,230 --> 00:31:58,230
THAT ELITE GROUP
1334
00:31:53,230 --> 00:31:58,230
I WANT TO ASK WHERE YOU -- YOU
1335
00:31:58,230 --> 00:32:01,049
HAD TO RECORD SOME OF THIS
1336
00:31:58,230 --> 00:32:01,049
SEASON AFTER THE PANDEMIC
1337
00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:05,089
STRUCK
1338
00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:05,089
HOW WAS RECORDING FROM HOME?
1339
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:08,109
>> UM, IT WAS LIKE -- I'M SORRY
1340
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:08,109
I'M DOING THIS, CAUSE I HAVE
1341
00:32:08,109 --> 00:32:10,130
PROGRESSIVE LENSES, SO I FEEL
1342
00:32:08,109 --> 00:32:10,130
LIKE I'M GOING TO BE LEANING
1343
00:32:10,130 --> 00:32:13,250
THIS WAY
1344
00:32:10,130 --> 00:32:13,250
>> Seth: IT DOES SEEM LIKE
1345
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:17,009
YOU'RE JUDGING ME, THE WAY
1346
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:17,009
YOU'RE HOLDING YOUR CHIN
1347
00:32:17,009 --> 00:32:18,230
>> DO YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT
1348
00:32:17,009 --> 00:32:18,230
EVERYBODY THINKS
1349
00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:20,259
AND IT'S JUST BEEN MY GLASSES,
1350
00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:20,259
YES, RIGHT
1351
00:32:20,259 --> 00:32:28,220
[ LAUGHTER ]
1352
00:32:20,259 --> 00:32:28,220
NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD, SETH
1353
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:35,109
IT WAS -- IT WAS LIKE A LITTLE
1354
00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:35,109
CHALLENGING, BECAUSE -- WELL,
1355
00:32:35,109 --> 00:32:37,269
ACTUALLY, "ARCHER'S" NOT THAT
1356
00:32:35,109 --> 00:32:37,269
DIFFERENT CAUSE WE RECORD
1357
00:32:37,269 --> 00:32:43,269
INDIVIDUALLY ANYWAY.
1358
00:32:37,269 --> 00:32:43,269
SO ESSENTIALLY, THE SHOW SENT ME
1359
00:32:43,269 --> 00:32:46,190
A MICROPHONE
1360
00:32:43,269 --> 00:32:46,190
>> Seth: THAT'S GREAT.
1361
00:32:46,190 --> 00:32:50,049
>> TO MY HOUSE
1362
00:32:46,190 --> 00:32:50,049
>> Seth: THAT'S THE HIGH-TECH
1363
00:32:50,049 --> 00:32:51,109
SOLUTION
1364
00:32:50,049 --> 00:32:51,109
>> THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
1365
00:32:51,109 --> 00:32:52,160
I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO THE
1366
00:32:51,109 --> 00:32:52,160
TECHNICAL ASPECTS OF THE SHOW,
1367
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,089
BUT IT BASICALLY FULLY REVOLVES
1368
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,089
AROUND ME AND A MICROPHONE
1369
00:32:55,089 --> 00:32:58,039
SO TO BE ALONE DOING THAT AT
1370
00:32:55,089 --> 00:32:58,039
HOME WAS NOT LIKE THE WORST
1371
00:32:58,039 --> 00:33:00,220
THING IN THE WORLD
1372
00:32:58,039 --> 00:33:00,220
SO FROM MY PART, IT DIDN'T
1373
00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:03,079
CHANGE
1374
00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:03,079
I THINK FOR THE SHOW AS A WHOLE,
1375
00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:07,150
IT CHANGED A LOT
1376
00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:07,150
'CAUSE THEY HAD TO, YOU KNOW,
1377
00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:10,210
COMPLETELY SWITCH UP HOW THEY
1378
00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:10,210
PRODUCED IT.
1379
00:33:10,210 --> 00:33:13,259
LIKE THE ANIMATORS WERE AT HOME.
1380
00:33:10,210 --> 00:33:13,259
EVERYBODY'S WORKING REMOTELY
1381
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:19,029
SO MY PART WAS NOT TOO BAD
1382
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:19,029
>> Seth: YOU -- I DO WANT TO ASK
1383
00:33:19,029 --> 00:33:22,250
AT THIS POINT, BEING ON THESE
1384
00:33:19,029 --> 00:33:22,250
ICONIC SHOWS, ARE PEOPLE, AS
1385
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,240
TIME PASSES, MORE LIKELY TO
1386
00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,240
RECOGNIZE YOU FROM YOUR VOICE
1387
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,220
ALONE?
1388
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,220
>> IT'S DEFINITELY HAPPENED MORE
1389
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:34,259
OFTEN.
1390
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:34,259
AND INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, SINCE
1391
00:33:34,259 --> 00:33:39,130
THE PANDEMIC STRUCK, I DON'T
1392
00:33:34,259 --> 00:33:39,130
WANT TO DEPRESS YOU ABOUT THE
1393
00:33:39,130 --> 00:33:42,079
PANDEMIC
1394
00:33:39,130 --> 00:33:42,079
>> Seth: THAT'S FINE
1395
00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:44,140
>> NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN HANDLE
1396
00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:44,140
IT
1397
00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:49,109
SORRY.
1398
00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:49,109
SINCE THE -- SINCE THE PANDEMIC
1399
00:33:49,109 --> 00:33:52,160
STRUCK, I'VE FOUND A -- LIKE A
1400
00:33:49,109 --> 00:33:52,160
SEA CHANGE IN PEOPLE RECOGNIZING
1401
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,150
ME
1402
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,150
BECAUSE IT -- I DIDN'T KNOW AT
1403
00:33:56,150 --> 00:33:59,200
FIRST WHY IT WAS HAPPENING
1404
00:33:56,150 --> 00:33:59,200
AND THEN I DISCOVERED THAT IT
1405
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,119
WAS THE MASK
1406
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,119
CAUSE I WEAR A MASK WHENEVER I'M
1407
00:34:02,119 --> 00:34:06,000
OUT.
1408
00:34:02,119 --> 00:34:06,000
AND FOR SOME REASON, THAT
1409
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,219
TRIGGERS PEOPLE TO HEAR MY
1410
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,219
VOICE, I ASSUME THE WAY THEY
1411
00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:13,230
HEAR IT LIKE ON TELEVISION WHEN
1412
00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:13,230
THEY DON'T HAVE TO SEE MY FACE
1413
00:34:13,230 --> 00:34:16,079
WHICH IS TYPICALLY LIKE A GOOD
1414
00:34:13,230 --> 00:34:16,079
THING.
1415
00:34:16,079 --> 00:34:20,059
SO NOW I'M LIKE CONSTANTLY
1416
00:34:16,079 --> 00:34:20,059
RECOGNIZED, EITHER FOR "ARCHER"
1417
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:22,280
OR FOR "BOB'S.
1418
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:22,280
AND IT'S SOME WEIRD BRAIN
1419
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,230
TEASER
1420
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,230
IF YOU SEE SOMEONE'S MOUTH -
1421
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:30,050
>> Seth: ARE YOU -
1422
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:30,050
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY I'VE KNOWN YOU
1423
00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:32,139
FOREVER, I'VE KNOWN YOUR WORK
1424
00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:32,139
FOREVER.
1425
00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:36,119
ARE PEOPLE SURPRISED WHEN YOU
1426
00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:36,119
ARE THE VOICE OF "ARCHER"?
1427
00:34:36,119 --> 00:34:37,250
>> ARE PEOPLE SURPRISED WHEN
1428
00:34:36,119 --> 00:34:37,250
THEY SEE ME?
1429
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:41,000
>> Seth: YEAH.
1430
00:34:37,250 --> 00:34:41,000
>> YES
1431
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:46,070
LIKE -- MORE DISAPPOINTED.
1432
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:46,070
ARCHER IS VERY HANDSOME, LIKE
1433
00:34:46,070 --> 00:34:50,239
WELL -- LIKE WELL -- WHAT DO YOU
1434
00:34:46,070 --> 00:34:50,239
SAY?
1435
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,099
WELL STRUCTURED?
1436
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,099
>> Seth: A WELL-BUILT FELLOW, I
1437
00:34:52,099 --> 00:34:53,000
GUESS?
1438
00:34:52,099 --> 00:34:53,000
>> WELL BUILT.
1439
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,110
WELL-BUILT FELLOW.
1440
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,110
SO THEY -- YES
1441
00:34:57,110 --> 00:35:00,289
I COME LIKE IT'S AN UNEXPECTED
1442
00:34:57,110 --> 00:35:00,289
PACKAGE.
1443
00:35:00,289 --> 00:35:05,139
I THINK THEY WOULD PREFER TO SEE
1444
00:35:00,289 --> 00:35:05,139
THE -- THE ANIMATED VERSION.
1445
00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:11,010
>> Seth: YOU -- YOUR SON IS 17
1446
00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:11,010
SO HE, YOU KNOW -- MUCH OF HIS
1447
00:35:11,010 --> 00:35:13,070
CHILDHOOD, YOU HAVE HAD THESE
1448
00:35:11,010 --> 00:35:13,070
SHOWS ON TELEVISION.
1449
00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:15,260
IS HE A FAN OF THEM?
1450
00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:15,260
IS HE A FAN OF ONE MORE THAN THE
1451
00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:20,260
OTHER?
1452
00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:20,260
>> HE'S -- LIKE RECENTLY NOT A
1453
00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:25,110
FAN OF ME.
1454
00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:25,110
>> Seth: OH, RIGHT
1455
00:35:25,110 --> 00:35:28,159
>> AND THAT PROBABLY LIKE BOILS
1456
00:35:25,110 --> 00:35:28,159
INTO -- THAT SPILLS INTO MY WORK
1457
00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:32,099
NOW.
1458
00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:32,099
HE WAS A BIG "BOB'S BURGERS" FAN
1459
00:35:32,099 --> 00:35:35,250
I THINK FOR YEARS.
1460
00:35:32,099 --> 00:35:35,250
THAT WAS A SHOW THAT WE WOULD
1461
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:39,239
WATCH REGULARLY.
1462
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:39,239
AND HE WAS A BIG "ARCHER" FAN.
1463
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:44,150
"ARCHER" ACTUALLY HELPED HIM
1464
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:44,150
THROUGH HIS FIRST CAMP CAUSE I
1465
00:35:44,150 --> 00:35:48,030
GAVE HIM ALL THE AUDIO
1466
00:35:44,150 --> 00:35:48,030
HE WAS ALLOWED TO HAVE, YOU
1467
00:35:48,030 --> 00:35:52,210
KNOW, LIKE A DEVICE THAT SHOWED
1468
00:35:48,030 --> 00:35:52,210
THE SHOW
1469
00:35:52,210 --> 00:35:55,289
BUT THAT WAS -- THAT WAS WHEN HE
1470
00:35:52,210 --> 00:35:55,289
WAS LIKE 11.
1471
00:35:55,289 --> 00:35:59,039
SO HE'S NOT ENJOYED ME SINCE
1472
00:35:55,289 --> 00:35:59,039
>> Seth: SO, IT'S SORT OF LIKE
1473
00:35:59,039 --> 00:36:01,000
THERE WAS AN ARC OF IT LIKE
1474
00:35:59,039 --> 00:36:01,000
PEAKING, LIKE HAVING
1475
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,159
JON BENJAMIN AS A --
1476
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,159
>> IT PEAKED AT 11 >> Seth:
1477
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:05,070
YEAH
1478
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:05,070
>> AND YES, NOW HE'S JUST
1479
00:36:05,070 --> 00:36:08,260
DISGRUNTLED.
1480
00:36:05,070 --> 00:36:08,260
>> Seth: SO I HAD THIS REALLY
1481
00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:13,010
FUN JOURNEY TODAY, BECAUSE YOU
1482
00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:13,010
HAVE A JAZZ ALBUM.
1483
00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:16,130
IT IS -- IT'S WONDERFUL,
1484
00:36:13,010 --> 00:36:16,130
"JON BENJAMIN JAZZ DAREDEVIL,"
1485
00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:18,210
AND I HAD THIS REALLY GREAT
1486
00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:18,210
JOURNEY TODAY BECAUSE MY FIRST
1487
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:23,090
THOUGHT WAS, I DIDN'T KNOW JON
1488
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:23,090
PLAYED PIANO
1489
00:36:23,090 --> 00:36:27,099
AND THEN IT TURNS OUT YOU DON'T.
1490
00:36:23,090 --> 00:36:27,099
>> NO.
1491
00:36:27,099 --> 00:36:32,039
THAT -- YES.
1492
00:36:27,099 --> 00:36:32,039
I'M SORRY FOR THE SURPRISE
1493
00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:35,190
I CAME OUT WITH MY DEBUT JAZZ
1494
00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:35,190
ALBUM IN 2015, SO THIS IS LIKE,
1495
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:40,030
A FOLLOW-UP.
1496
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:40,030
AND I HAVE YET TO LEARN HOW TO
1497
00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:43,090
PLAY PIANO
1498
00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:43,090
>> Seth: AND SO IT'S -
1499
00:36:43,090 --> 00:36:47,010
WONDERFUL JAZZ MUSICIANS, AND
1500
00:36:43,090 --> 00:36:47,010
THEN YOU
1501
00:36:47,010 --> 00:36:50,219
>> THE ORIGINAL ALBUM WAS A
1502
00:36:47,010 --> 00:36:50,219
QUARTET.
1503
00:36:50,219 --> 00:36:54,230
THREE VERY TALENTED JAZZ
1504
00:36:50,219 --> 00:36:54,230
MUSICIANS, AND ME, NOT BEING
1505
00:36:54,230 --> 00:36:57,219
ABLE TO PLAY, BUT TRYING VERY
1506
00:36:54,230 --> 00:36:57,219
HARD
1507
00:36:57,219 --> 00:37:00,110
>> Seth: THAT'S THE REALLY FUN
1508
00:36:57,219 --> 00:37:00,110
PART ABOUT IT IS IT'S NOT --
1509
00:37:00,110 --> 00:37:03,019
YOU'RE NOT PURPOSELY PLAYING
1510
00:37:00,110 --> 00:37:03,019
BADLY.
1511
00:37:03,019 --> 00:37:05,050
YOU'RE DOING THE VERY BEST YOU
1512
00:37:03,019 --> 00:37:05,050
CAN.
1513
00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:06,210
>> EXACTLY
1514
00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:06,210
YES.
1515
00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:08,000
I'M GLAD THAT --
1516
00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:08,000
>> Seth: AND EVEN TO THE
1517
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,219
UNTRAINED EAR, IT'S VERY CLEAR
1518
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,219
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY
1519
00:37:10,219 --> 00:37:13,139
>> YES
1520
00:37:10,219 --> 00:37:13,139
AND I'M DOING -- THE NEW ALBUM,
1521
00:37:13,139 --> 00:37:17,090
I'M DOING COVERS OF SOUNDTRACKS,
1522
00:37:13,139 --> 00:37:17,090
YOU KNOW, FROM TV AND MOVIES, SO
1523
00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:21,199
IT'S VERY APPARENT
1524
00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:21,199
ALTHOUGH I SWITCHED TO
1525
00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:23,159
SYNTHESIZER TO TRY AND COVER
1526
00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:23,159
SOME OF THE BAD ACOUSTIC
1527
00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:26,179
PLAYING, BUT THAT DIDN'T REALLY
1528
00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:26,179
WORK OUT
1529
00:37:26,179 --> 00:37:31,050
>> Seth: YOU WENT -- IS THIS A
1530
00:37:26,179 --> 00:37:31,050
SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA IN HUNGARY?
1531
00:37:31,050 --> 00:37:34,170
>> YEAH.
1532
00:37:31,050 --> 00:37:34,170
>> Seth: SO YOU WENT TO PLAY -
1533
00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:36,230
I THINK -- WAS IT "2001"
1534
00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:36,230
IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE -- THE
1535
00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:39,269
SOUNDTRACK YOU WERE PLAYING?
1536
00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:39,269
>> WE WENT TO -- WE RECORDED -
1537
00:37:39,269 --> 00:37:42,130
NO, NOT THE -- OH, THE "2001
1538
00:37:39,269 --> 00:37:42,130
SPACE ODYSSEY," THE PRELUDE.
1539
00:37:42,130 --> 00:37:46,070
>> Seth: YEAH.
1540
00:37:42,130 --> 00:37:46,070
>> SO IT'S LIKE THE THREE-MINUTE
1541
00:37:46,070 --> 00:37:47,099
PRELUDE THAT YOU -- FEATURED IN
1542
00:37:46,070 --> 00:37:47,099
"2001.
1543
00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:49,099
>> Seth: AND THEY DIDN'T
1544
00:37:47,099 --> 00:37:49,099
REALIZE --
1545
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:52,219
YOU SORT OF HIRED THEM TO PLAY
1546
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:52,219
ALONG WITH YOU, AND THEY WERE
1547
00:37:52,219 --> 00:37:54,110
NOT -- THEY DIDN'T QUITE KNOW
1548
00:37:52,219 --> 00:37:54,110
WHAT YOUR DEAL WAS GOING TO BE,
1549
00:37:54,110 --> 00:37:57,000
RIGHT?
1550
00:37:54,110 --> 00:37:57,000
>> WELL, THEY WERE LIKE
1551
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,139
DEFINITELY CONFUSED WHEN THEY
1552
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,139
SAW THE SPACE THEY WERE --
1553
00:38:00,139 --> 00:38:02,199
>> Seth: YEAH, I THINK THAT'S
1554
00:38:00,139 --> 00:38:02,199
FAIR
1555
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:05,150
I THINK THAT'S FAIR OF THEM TO
1556
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:05,150
BE CONFUSED.
1557
00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:08,039
>> BUT I THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE
1558
00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:08,039
THOUGHT, LIKE, OH, THIS GUY IS
1559
00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:13,010
REALLY SERIOUS
1560
00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:13,010
HE'S VERY INTO HIS MUSIC
1561
00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:16,030
HE WEARS A SPACESUIT
1562
00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:16,030
I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT MIGHT HAVE
1563
00:38:16,030 --> 00:38:19,139
BEEN SOMETHING
1564
00:38:16,030 --> 00:38:19,139
THEY DID NOT ALSO SPEAK VERY
1565
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MUCH ENGLISH
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AND WE DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF
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TIME, AND THEY WERE NOT TOLD
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THAT I COULDN'T PLAY AND I WAS
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SHOCKED.
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CAUSE WE WERE SHOOTING A VIDEO
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OF THAT.
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AND I WAS SHOCKED THEY WERE NOT
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AT ALL DISRUPTED
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LIKE WHEN THEY HEARD ME PLAY
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WITH THEM, THEY KEPT PLAYING
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SO THEY WERE TOTAL PROS.
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AND I -- I DON'T APPRECIATE
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THAT
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Seth: WAS IT EVER EXPLAINED
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TO THEM, LIKE AT THE END
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>> AT THE END IT WAS, YEAH
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AND I THINK THEY WERE KIND OF
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LIKE -- THEY WERE BUSY, LIKE
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THEY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT MY JOKE
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SO THEY LIKE -- I THINK THEY
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LIKE -
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THE JOKE SORT OF WAS LIKE, SOME
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OF THEM, ONCE IT WAS
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COMMUNICATED THROUGH -
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YOU KNOW, I WAS LISTENING TO --
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I WAS OBSERVING THEM HEAR ABOUT
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THE JOKE
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AND ONLY LIKE TWO OR THREE OF
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THEM WERE LIKE -- LIKE TITTERED.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AND THEN THE REST WERE LIKE, OH,
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THAT SEEMS LIKE A BIG WASTE OF
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OUR TIME
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>> Seth: IT'S ON YOUTUBE, IT'S A
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00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:22,000
REALLY FUNNY VIDEO
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00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:22,000
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND EVERYBODY
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00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,179
WATCHES THAT
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00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,179
THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE,
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JON.
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00:39:23,179 --> 00:39:26,239
"ARCHER," WEDNESDAYS ON FXX.
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00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,079
STREAMS THE NEXT DAY VIA FX ON
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00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:29,079
HULU
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00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:30,269
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
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00:39:29,079 --> 00:39:30,269
"LATE NIGHT.
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♪
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>> Seth: IF YOU LIKE THIS SHOW,
1613
00:39:54,090 --> 00:39:58,130
YOU'RE PROBABLY WAITING FOR ME
1614
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TO FINISH TALKING SO
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00:39:58,130 --> 00:39:59,289
AMBER RUFFIN CAN COME ON
1616
00:39:58,130 --> 00:39:59,289
SO NOW, DO I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS
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00:39:59,289 --> 00:40:01,219
FOR YOU.
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00:39:59,289 --> 00:40:01,219
THIS FRIDAY, "THE AMBER RUFFIN"
1619
00:40:01,219 --> 00:40:04,019
SHOW PREMIERES ON THE STREAMING
1620
00:40:01,219 --> 00:40:04,019
SERVICE, PEACOCK
1621
00:40:04,019 --> 00:40:07,099
DOWNLOAD PEACOCK FOR FREE AND
1622
00:40:04,019 --> 00:40:07,099
GET READY, AND YES, SHE WILL
1623
00:40:07,099 --> 00:40:09,190
ALSO CONTINUE TO APPEAR ON THIS
1624
00:40:07,099 --> 00:40:09,190
SHOW
1625
00:40:09,190 --> 00:40:12,110
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN
1626
00:40:09,190 --> 00:40:12,110
US, CAUSE I'VE SEEN THE POLLING
1627
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,260
AND SHE IS PRETTY MUCH
1628
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:14,260
EVERYONE'S FAVORITE.
1629
00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:16,280
I CAN'T SAY I BLAME YOU.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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♪
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00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:36,159
>> Seth: I WANT TO THANK MY
1633
00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:38,210
GUESTS, SARAH PAULSON AND
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00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:38,210
H. JON BENJAMIN.
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00:40:38,210 --> 00:40:40,269
I WANT TO THANK FRED ARMISEN AND
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00:40:38,210 --> 00:40:40,269
THE 8G BAND.
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00:40:40,269 --> 00:40:43,019
STAY TUNED FOR "LILLY SINGH.
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00:40:40,269 --> 00:40:43,019
STAY SAFE.
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00:40:43,019 --> 00:40:45,010
WASH YOUR HANDS.
1640
00:40:43,019 --> 00:40:45,010
WEAR A MASK.
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00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:57,289
WE LOVE YOU.
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