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My name is Shu Qi.

That's right. It's the same Shu as the movie star "Shu Qi".

Though not the same Qi.

My "Qi" means curiosity.

Throughout my life,

I've spent 90% of my time gambling.

I am a pathological gambler.

No more bets.

Gourd... Gourd, is it?

The result is...

Look, UFO.

I am casual about eating.

Faster...

I told you to go faster, bastard!

I told you to go faster, not go down, bastard!

And I am casual in sex too.

Hey dude,

what do you think about this horse "The Nice Wind"?

Nice...

So nice...

It sounds nice.

I'm casual in everything.

As long as I can gamble day and night.

I hit the bed when I've lost every penny.

When I wake up, I rack my brains to make money to gamble again.

Until I met this woman.

The woman that made me change everything.

First match, 2 with 4, 6 and 8.

$1,000 each. $3,000 in total.

I don't need to work any more if I get this one.

I am not sure if the Almanac has it right.

The one I got around noon is not the God of Wealth...

but the God of Plague.

Excuse me...

Here comes a taxi...

Bitch, you hurt me!

Who's the Bitch now? Who are you talking to?

Look at you, which part of you look human?

Driver, Racecourse please!

Bitch, you are not the only one on the way to the Racecourse.

What about me?

Shit, really don't have enough time to get there. Go to Jockey Club.

Three thousand, Sir.

Shit! Where is my money?

Excuse me...

Here comes a taxi...

No...

What happen to horse number 11 today?

What the hell! This is the first time in my life...

that all the sequences of the horses I picked are matched.

Are you kidding?

If I catch them, I would definitely rape and kill them.

Don't think that's the end of it.

I'll get my father to rape and kill them again. Not only this.

I'll summon my grandpa's spirit...

to rape and kill them again.

You two bitches stopped me from winning my money.

You blocked me from getting to the Racecourse?

Then I am going to Macau.

Buddy Qi.

How come you are so early today?

If you came early, you would have been rich by now.

The banker keeps winning for more than 20 times in a row. It's unbelievable.

Look.

Are you kidding?

It's true.

The banker's winning again as We speak.

This time it's for real.

Ok. Some freebies for refreshment.

No problem.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Five carton of cigarettes.

Chao. Yes.

Get me 10 thousand chips.

Just for you.

For these banker, I just need to place an average bet...

until it busts.

I can do this all my life.

I'll bet for the banker.

I'd never thought I'd be confronting my enemies.

My heart was burning with rage.

You Copy-cat.

I am not asking you not to bet.

But don't sink the boat.

Did you hear what she just said?

Hearing that, my blood shot right up to my head...

then right down my spine.

I decided to battle her.

10 thousand on player.

That's good.

No. 5 player.

This is gambling.

There is no rule in gambling?

Be an 8, be a 9 but not a lover.

4 edges... it's really 4 edges.

Let me blow.

It's 9.

Television...

No edge...

How did you know?

Player, 1 point.

You'll win him if you get a nine.

Nice.

3 edges...

Ace...

This is more than enough to beat him.

Banker, 2 points.

Enough to beat him. Give him the face card.

Television...

There is a number.

1 point.

1 is enough to beat you.

1 is enough to win.

Blow it...

Three of a kind...

Block it... Three of a kind...

Player, 2 points. Banker, no point. Player wins.

Just like you. There is nothing.

Yeah.

Judging from your height. You should be just...

tiny.

Tiny, We-

How does she know?

What do you mean by tiny? Have you tried it?

Tiny? You just lost a tiny bit of money, and you have to hit the road.

Chicken!

Who are you calling?

I am calling you, chicken!

Tiny.

You are out of luck. You just pissed us off.

You are going to lose a fortune, Tiny.

Chao.

What's up?

Who are they?

Just two gambling addicts.

The one with no figure is called "Princess Flora".

The one that looks like a distorting mirror...

is called "Vulgarlina".

They're not only figureless, they've got gross names too.

Scares me to death?

And I thought they are girlfriends of some big shots.

Who dares to take them?

They were really the Wonder Ladies.

Whoever lays eyes on them will get screwed.

Really?

There was a big shot that came here for dinner one time.

He just said hi to her.

Once he stepped out the door, he got chopped up with only the head left.

Bad luck is good.

Bad luck is good?

Chao.

What's up, madam?

Who is this?

It's just a regular gambler.

Shu Qi... no wonder he always loses.

That's the bastard.

Shit, I thought he is some big shot.

He gets beaten up by big shots.

Did he bug you?

I'll bugger him.

No need to do that.

He looks fine

but his mother gave him a girl's name.

Poor thing.

Get me 100 thousand chips.

Yes, madam.

Me too.

In order to get back my pride, I had to battle this Princess Flora.

There is no day or night. We lost all sense of time.

We both win some, lose some. Nobody is really winning. It's a tie.

The gaming table smells blood.

The higher the bet, the more chances to lose.

We end up gambling until dawn.

Both of us had lost to the banker.

Chao, how much did we lose?

It's just a hundred thousand. Do you have to treat us like this?

I have no choice.

Boss ordered us to do that. We are already treating you nicely.

And you call this nice?

You may like to look over there first.

So heavy duty.

How can you be so cruel to your friend?

I don't have money nor friend...

and I don't have relatives' phone number for them to call.

I'm in such bad luck.

They are going to cut my kidney later on.

Yes.

Go call your relatives and friends

to bring money to save you.

Call your boyfriend.

He is poorer than me.

Call your mom. She's got social assistance.

Are you human...

casting your eyes on other's mom's Comprehensive Social Security Assistance?

Hers is assistance from China.

Her mother has China funding.

Stop your bullshit.

Buddy, drag this guy out and cut his kidney.

Just a minute.

Would you not cut my kidney, just cut my foreskin instead?

Cut his kidney, then his foreskin.

Vulgarlina...

Actually, I...

am so scared... help.

I am scared, too.

Actually, think about it...

It was us who brought him to this.

We shouldn't fight with him for the taxi...

and we shouldn't even gamble with him to vent our spleen.

Now I have...

a very uncomfortable feeling. Help.

We'll burn some incense for him later.

You are quite a good actor.

You did show some depth in your acting.

Look at the two women. You scared the shit out of them...

You deserve some great Yeung Chow Fried Rice.

Buddy Kam, don't look down on me because I am young.

Actually I graduated from

TVB 7th Annual Artist Training School.

My school-mates included Michael Tao and Kiki Sheung.

Just listening to these names-you're gonna look at me in a different light now.

My teacher, Stanislavski...

always said, being an actor...

the most important thing is humbleness.

Otherwise, I dare to say...

that my acting...

should have got me an academy.

Best Male Actor?

Bastard, I just gave you a teeny weeny little compliment,

and you already think you are on top of the world.

I'll beat your ass! Beat your Stanis...

How are you Best Male Actor? Still kicking?

Good for you - roasted pork and chicken with rice.

Oh poor thing, I share my roasted pork with you.

How is it? Have you made your call?

I would be having roasted pork if I have.

There's no need to shout. Why don't you call then?

I am too ashamed to call.

My father is really getting the Comprehensive Social Security Assistance.

He had already settled my loans 6 times this year.

I see there still some conscience in you.

Give you a bite.

I want to have that shrimp, too.

I want to have a piece of chicken.

Does it mean you can't get out of here?

Are you insane?

If I've called my aunt then she had called my father.

You bastard.

I've swallowed the meat already. What you got is just the chicken bone.

Mine is a piece of meat.

That's simple, that means I've swallowed the bone.

Shit! Open the door...

He is choking on a chicken bone...

He's foaming...

Open the door...

Is he acting again?

Boss, don't stop me. Let me get in there and beat him to death.

Who is stopping you?

Use this hammer to beat them to death.

Good! But someone is really dragging my legs.

What's up with you?

Please don't beat my son.

Although my son is a bastard.

He is like this because he has my genes.

If you want to beat somebody, just beat me.

You are a real bastard too.

Boss.

Actually I am a real bastard.

Open the door...

Stop yelling.

Son...

Open the door.

Son...

Old man. Next time you'd better take a taxi

if you want to bail your son out.

Then he would have been still alive.

I am not here to bail him out.

I gave life to him...

but I did not teach him well. I am to blame for his death.

I came here to die with him.

Please kill me, too.

You father and son are really getting on my nerves...

You're giving me a heart attack! Get me the medicine.

Boss...

Son...

Boss, do you want us to beat this bastard to death, too?

Beat the bastard to death, that little bitch!

Where's the bitch?

He's the little bitch, you son of a bitch!

Beat my little bitch?

You are really killing me.

Do you think we want more bodies?

Get him out of here.

Be quick, please.

Hey...

You should drag me farther away.

I haven't eaten anything, boss

Why didn't you?

What time is it?

I am dying anyway. Why should I eat?

Is that right?

Okay, just to get you out of my hair.

Take the money and buy yourself some beef noodle.

Thank you...

We will come back for you on Ghost Festival.

No!

Don't come back. Thank you...

Remember not to report to the police.

Thank you...

Son...

Son! You don't deserve to die...

You take care in hell...

Cut!

He's gone far away.

Why are you still crying? And why you rest your head on my shoulder?

I'm not done with you.

If you don't have any tears then bring some eye drops.

You can't fool people by pretending to cry.

I know I don't have tears. But I know how to avoid the camera.

I am an experienced actor you know.

I can rest my head on your shoulder.

I know how to avoid the camera.

I am not Sean Lau, you know.

When he couldn't cry, he would...

Like this?

I think Nick Cheung can produce some tears...

because his life is so rough.

He holds back his emotions in his real life...

so he could explode in the movies.

Are you a good friend of his?

The newspaper and magazine say so.

My father is called Shu Tu. He is a freelance actor.

In English "Carefree".

He can really act.

As I have his genes,

I also work as a part-time actor sometimes.

One day when I was working,

I met someone that I thought I wouldn't see again.

Come to my place for an audition today. I'll give you a role.

Duncan

Director.

Have you finished flirting with the girls?

Finished... I've finished flirting.

Can we shoot now?

Come on, get ready... be quick.

Later on, you walk into the temple.

You feel calm yet complicated.

Yes.

Your emotion lies between the evil and the kindhearted,

the calm and the passionate.

Yes.

I will capture your struggle between the love of man-and-beast...

and heterosexuality...

in order to show the backward ideology of post-modernistic contemporary mankind.

You get it?

I think I get it.

You think you get it?

No, you think I get it.

I think you get it. I got it.

Let's start. Yes.

Hey, do you really understand it?

I understand shit.

Even he himself doesn't understand.

Obviously this shot is going to end up in the trash can.

You don't know, I may know, perhaps he knows...

his mother seems to know'. Shot 18, Take 1.

Action!

Buddha,Buddha. I don't know the rules of worshipping you.

If I've done anything wrong, please forgive me.

I have a friend...

Actually he is not really my friend.

But if you look for him in hell,

I heard that his name is Shu Qi.

He is quite fat with fair skin.

His eyes are like this... his mouth is like this.

He died because of me.

I hope you can bless him.

Actually he is not a bad guy.

I hope you can bless his next life...

so he can be rich.

No more poverty for him.

So he doesn't have to go to the loan sharks for money for gambling.

I could donate more to you when I have time.

Thanks Buddha...

Director, let's cut.

Cut?

Don't you realize he is using the back of his head to act?

Don't you feel the sorrow from the back of his head?

Keep rolling.

Yes...

Give me some more.

I never noticed the kindness in her.

I fell in love with her as of that second.

I really wanted to run to her, hold her and kiss her.

But I know I can't do that.

I have to do it in another way.

I promise you.

You...

That's me.

Hey.

Help...

Good...

Help...

The script doesn't say he has to come out with a woman in his arms.

Retard, you know nothing.

He found his true love in the unknown future.

That feeling of emptiness is so deep that even I couldn't imagine.

I am sure I will win in Cannes award this year.

I can't hold it any more.

Yes! Cut! Good shot! It's a wrap.

He fell down...

What is the problem of falling down?

He found the true love of his life.

He of course cannot stand the burden of fate.

So he collapsed.

That's the idea. You know nothing.

Let's call it a day!

I broke my right leg.

Flora had also broken her left leg.

We got into the hospital together and got well together...

and fell in love together...

I love you.

I have never thought...

that you've been thinking about me.

I love you so much.

Do you think we are breaking the rule if we make love in the hospital?

I think a little bit should be fine.

The Grannies are so happy to see us, they can't utter a word.

Faster...

Faster... number 2.

Yeah!

We also held a party in the hospital...

that made everyone happy.

That's why when we left the hospital,

we got special treatment.

Thank you...

Go away...

Just go...

Both of us were so addicted to gambling.

Of course we would bet at the ball games and horse races together.

We loved going to a 24-hour cafeteria

to watch football games at night.

The boss had a good rapport with us.

Once we arrived, he would usually give me a black coffee...

and a hot lemon Ribena to Flora.

So sweet.

Baby.

I think Chelsea will win by 2 scores.

But I think Manchester United low odds will win.

We are not going to argue.

Let's bet separately.

Hello? Brother Keung, it's Qi Qi.

Hello?

Fat Jing Jing, this is Flora.

What's the situation of Chelsea today?

How is Manchester United today?

US$5,000

Hey, $5,000, and don't tell...

No, better $6,000.

$8,800...

$5,000 is fine, thanks. Bye.

After spending countless happy nights in the cafeteria,

our relationship advanced by leaps and bounds.

And we finally decided we had to meet each other's parents.

Are you after my Flora?

May I, Auntie?

Call me Pauline.

Poorline.

It's Pauline.

Poorline, right?

Why do you have to speak English?

Just call her auntie.

Auntie Poorline.

This is the symptom of...

disarticulator, dyslexic, amnesiac,

speech fluency inability cum-ultimate directional failure syndrome.

You're talking so fast

I could only hear the "erection failure".

Did I say that? There's no erection failure.

Yes, there was erection failure.

If there was erection failure, I would have known.

There was erection failure.

Hi both.

It is none of your business whether there is erection failure or not.

But I do want to be with your daughter.

You mean you did make outwith Flora, but you did not have erection?

Yes.

Your daughter and I did make out but there was no erection.

So what?

What's up?

Have some Pu Er Tea, but erection's not guaranteed.

What's so strange about that?

Mom.

He has no problem with erecting.

Really?

Mom, let's play some mahjong games to lighten it up.

Sure.

I am not a greedy person.

But I've raised her for so many years. I do deserve some compensation.

How much can you afford?

It depends on what I have here.

10 thousand?

Shit.

20 thousand?

Not for me.

50 thousand?

Are you out of your mind. Even when I got married, I was worth 200 thousand.

You were worth 200 thousand?

As I love her so much...

360 thousand.

360 thousand?

You think you are dealing with the triads?

No more bargaining, 500 thousand!

Moreover, you're short... I'm short?

You're several tiles short.

I'm short...

Hi Auntie.

Want some sugar?

Dad, she is Flora.

And who are you, little handsome?

I am your son, call me Shu Qi.

And who are you?

I am Andy Lau.

Andy Lau?

Andy Lau doesn't lie.

Let me get you some tea.

Andy Lau did me last night.

Mom, as you are so hyper,

What do you think if Flora and I get married?

Good.

Good, with whom?

Me.

I am Flora.

Who are you marrying to?

Me, your son.

We just did it last night. How do I get a son today?

Sure we can...

Your mom is quite serious.

Not too bad.

Do you want to be my daughter-in-law?

Yes.

Call me mom. See if it sounds nice.

Mom.

No passion at all, one more time.

Mom.

So pretentious, again.

Mom.

No energy at all, better leave it.

You such a freak...

Mom.

This time it sounds nice, nice.

But you were about to call me Freaking Dinosaur,

Bitch!

When I heard her scream like that, I was sure she was out of control.

At that time I believed there were only three possibilities to what might happen next.

My first guess, she would beat up my mom.

My second guess...

beat up my mom some more.

My third guess, she wouldn't beat up my mom...

but would beat me up instead.

However, the unexpected happened.

It was my father who beat up my mom.

So cruel.

Papa, how could you attack mom's private part?

But she has nothing for you to attack down there.

Right, I'll go for what she has then!

Just ignore her. Just imagine she is singing.

You think Alzheimer puts you on top of everything?

But you're beating her up so badly, aren't you worried that she will take revenge?

She won't remember anything after a while. I'll kick your ass!

I remember everything! You beat me! I'll call the police!

Who am I?

Don't think I am too old to remember.

You are dead. I am going to call the police.

999

Is it the police?

Andy Lau just beat me up. Come and get him.

You are dead.

My daughter-in-law.

Let's play a few rounds of mahjong.

Sure...

How can we play with her?

When she wins, she takes the money; when she loses, she forgets.

I'm not playing. Ask your sister to play.

You got a sister?

Yes, she is Shu Qing.

Where is she?

She is trying to kill herself by burning charcoal in her room.

Sister, are you burning charcoal again?

Yes.

Why?

Tai wants to break up with me.

I have to die.

You can't die like this...

because you haven't shut the window.

You will definitely die after shutting the window.

Want to play Mahjong?

At a moment like this...

you're still asking me such a question?

Of course!

Get out of my way. Where is the mahjong?

You guys play mahjong. I am going to bed.

Game.

Good.

Self-drawn, mixed one suit, triplets hand.

One East, one red dragon.

3 flowers, eyes.

Pure hand, accumulate one.

51 points.

Yes.

Game.

2 same sequences, no dragon nor flower.

Eyes, single draw, accumulate 3.

62 points.

Self-drawn, sequence hand.

Eyes, single draw, no dragon nor flower.

Accumulate 9.

You've accumulated 10 wins already.

Yes.

My daughter-in-law, what are you calculating?

I am calculating how much you guys had lost to me.

We never said we're playing for cash.

Are you kidding?

Everyone knows it is normally 120 per set.

My future sister-in-law, we don't play mahjong for cash.

Yes, we are a family. We just play for fun.

If my daughter-in-law likes to play in cash,

then let's play 120 per set as of next round.

Remember you said so.

It's 120 Hong Kong dollars, mother-in-law.

Hong Kong dollar it is then, daughter-in-law.

You heard that...

Yes. Yes.

Good then. Let's continue.

Self-drawn!

Three lessor scholars, triplet hands, 3 flowers.

76 points.

2 same sequences, Niko Niko, no dragon nor flower.

Pure hand, accumulate 3.

86 points.

That's crazy.

Self-drawn, sequence hand, single draw, eyes, no dragon nor flower.

Accumulate 9.

Mom, why are you so happy?

We didn't say we're playing cash.

We didn't?

Didn't you say 120 per round?

No, did we?

Daughter, did we?

Mom, I can't remember.

If my daughter-in-law wants to play in cash.

Then let's play 120 per set as of next round.

It's 120 Hong Kong dollars, mother-in-law.

Hong Kong dollars it is then, daughter-in-law.

Do you think I am old and screwed up?

Give me the money.

Don't do that! No... I can't stand it any more!

Calm down...

If you love me, don't hit her.

I love!

Let's reason with her...

Mother-in-law...

Go to hell!

I am going to kill you!

Don't beat...

Why are you so stupid? You should put out the charcoal fire first before you sleep.

You're dead now!

Sister, why don't you call the police?

Yes!

Hello?

Hello!

Brother, no one's picking up the phone.

Bastard...

Hello...

Who beat you up like this?

A burglar just broke into the house

You and I made a great team fighting him off.

But unluckily, I got a few punches from him. Do you remember?

Really?

After our happy acquaintances with the parents,

we went for a wedding dress photo x between the evil and the kindhearted,

and we got married the week after.

As Flora was pregnant,

and we couldn't wait any longer.

The guy with the mask is Poorline's Sugar Daddy.

He was worried that his legitimate wife would recognize him, so he wore a mask.

Closer, smile...

Good.

Open the door!

Our red pocket for opening the door.

999,999 dollars.

That's the loan shark.

Calm down, I am no longer a triad boss.

Pretty, I've move to the movie industry.

No Wonder the Hong Kong movies are so crappy now.

Not really, the market is getting better.

No more bullshit, open the door!

Just a minute!

Shu Qi, if you cannot answer 3 questions successfully,

we will shed your wife's wedding dress off.

So when your buddies come in,

they will see her with only her T-Back panties.

What an unconscionable person.

Buddy Qi, no worries.

We could shut our eyes and not look.

Buddy Qi, don't give in to them.

You have to keep your self-esteem!

Well said!

Buddies, let's swear together.

Whoever goes in and peep at my wife,

he will become impotent in front of pretties,

and suffer from diarrhea after every good meal.

Okay?

Bring it on!

When you play Triple Trio, the first round has 9 horses,

the second round has 5 horses and the third round has 4 horses.

For 10 dollars per unit bet, how much do you pay totally?

33,600 dollars.

Bravo, Buddy Qi!

Remarkable.

Good! Question 2.

In Mark Six, for 5 dollars per unit bet,

how much do you pay for playing all numbers?

69,919,080 dollars.

Yeah!

Shu Qi, you are really living up to your name.

How can you not lose your ass for gambling like this.

Good! Listen, Question 3!

Give us something harder, please.

You have 10,000 dollars in your pocket. You are going to bet on the seventh game.

You play Win on a double point horse and you do win.

You then use your whole winnings to bet on the eighth game.

You bet a horse with 3 times the principle, and lose all.

How much money do you still have?

How can you keep yapping like that and not get tired?

If he loses all, then he will have nothing left, of course.

No, I would still have $2,000.

How?

Because according to Hong Kong Jockey Club,

if you play Win or Quinella,

we can get 10% rebate if the bet is over 10,000 dollars.

Meaning you can have $2,000 back.

Good luck to you all.

Open the door, bastard!

Come in, retard!

You must be kidding me.

We have 1, 2, 3, 3 brides here.

If you could guess which one is Flora, you can take her for free.

If you fail,

please give us 100,000 dollars red packet.

Poorline, you are ruthless.

So what?

Buddy Qi!

Let's play Mahjong first, the marriage thing can wait.

Buddy Qi, you seem to have quite some good hands recently.

I'm not bluffing, really. I am saying...

even the God of Gambler, Gao Jin hasn't seen such a special hand.

Pure one suit hand, Niko Niko, 2 same sequences.

Are you making that up?

I don't believe it.

Show me your meld!

I don't rely on anyone but myself.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Self-drawn, the tile "50 thousand"!

Pure one suit hand, Niko Niko, 2 same sequences.

Can't stand the temptation? It is you!

Sorry...

I've got athlete's hands, so itchy...

You lost, give me the money.

100,000 dollars, red packet.

You've got it wrong.

Whoever moves first, violates the rule.

If you don't believe me, watch the CCTV.

Oh my god.

This meld is so impressive.

So impressive...

It's a close call, I just won by an inch.

That's how I took my wife without spending a dollar.

Don't you think I am great?

It's a coincidence.

The night we had our banquet was also a horse racing night.

All my buddies like gamble.

Of course they would bet a bit as we were so happy.

Faster...

12

Number 2...

Faster...

Number 2...

12...

Who yelled number 2?

Me.

You bet on number 2?

Do you know I've bet on number 12?

I just learnt now.

The result of the photo finish will be revealed soon. Hold your tickets.

Look, I may not win.

It's a draw!

Let's forget them and see what we should bet in the next race.

Let's go!

What took you so long?

It's cashapon, buddy, not love bug.

Sweetheart.

Time for the ceremony. Let's go.

Let's go, they are waiting for you Okay...

Put some lipstick on first...

Why do I need lipstick?

It's you who are getting married, not me.

Forget the lipstick. Come on, let's move.

Okay.

If I had known it's so annoying, I would not be getting married.

Cut it out, don't say that.

Let's go. Good girl.

Almost time to enter the starting gate...

Be good...

Good girl...

Come

Getting married...

Mr. Shu Qi...

will you take Miss Flora Zhang to be your lawfully wedded wife...

and swear you will love her in sickness or in health, for rich or for poor...

disaster...

in times of diversity...

Are you willing to?

You'd better ask her first.

Miss Flora Zhang,

will you take Mr. Shu Qi...

You may ask, but can you keep your voice down?

Excuse me.

Faster...

No way. How could it be number 3?

Are you two willing?

Whatever you say, as you wish.

Then please exchange the rings now.

Be quick. Come on.

How could that be? It's in sane.

No way.

You've pawned our wedding ring?

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride now.

So are we still kissing?

Don't ask me...

I've put all the money from the cash gifts on number 4.

I've lost all of it...

That means we don't have money to pay for the banquet?

My roast pig!

Give me back my pig.

You are inhuman.

The client last night was so rough.

How about yours?

Andy Lau came to visit me last night.

No way! Bluffer!

I'd say Leon Lai paid me a visit too.

Hey gal, how much do you charge for putting that wedding dress on?

I am really getting married.

Forget it if you don't want to tell. You think you are classier than us?

Exactly.

Why don't we do this?

For a hundred dollar bet...

let's see which one of us will get bailed first.

What do you think?

Of course I'm in.

Be quick...

100 dollars... hey, there are two more. Don't sleep.

Come and bet.

Buddy, what do you want?

Buddy.

I noticed you have a nice frame and a lofty character.

Your left eye resembles the dragon and your right eye, the phoenix.

And you have a treasure hole in between your butt.

That is the look of a rich man.

You could see my hole?

Can you tell when I will become wealthy?

Your forehead is glowing with hope already.

Within 3 days, you will meet your benefactor.

You will be rich.

Buddy, I am not rich...

although I am dressed decent.

I don't even know if someone will bail me out tonight.

There must be someone.

However you got to remember this - Don't ever leave your wife and child.

Or your riches will come and go.

Look at all the undesirable kind in Yau Ma Tei police station.

Shit, look at all these people.

Shu Qi, someone here to bail you out!

Don't you want to leave?

Are you in sane? I am leaving now!

By the way, who would want to bail you out?

Who will be that stupid?

Me.

Director?

Why did you want to bail me out?

Because I have to thank you.

The movie I've made last time won an award

in Cannes Film Festival.

You were part of it.

Me?

Just the back of my head was shot.

It was exactly that shot.

That completely expressed the rebellious nature amongst human.

We got the "Best Honored Award on Hindbrain Technique".

You are the Best Male Actor now!

I am the Best Male Actor?

Yes!

So who is he?

Him?

He is the German movie master, Crus Maker.

Cru What?

Crus maker

Crus maker?

~'>A%*%&A*#A#%A$“*“&*“&...

What did he say?

He said, he is going to shoot a movie.

Called "Master of the Century-2046".

He would like to invite you to be the main character.

Are you kidding?

How to say "thank you" in German?

Thank you in German.

Thank you.

Thank you...

That's how I became an international star.

In the movie "Master of the Century",

I am both the female character and the male character.

Since it is a western movie,

I've got double remuneration.

Shot 12, Take 4.

Hold on! I would like to stop for a while!

What happened?

My arm broke...

Keep fighting!

As for when this movie will be shown, who knows.

Cause no one knows when will it be finished.

The name of the movie had also been changed.

It's now called "Master of the Century-2086".

They are worried that it won't be finished before year 2046.

2086 is more secure.

I've been looking everywhere...

but still couldn't find the crazy guy

who predicted my fortune in the detention center.

However, some benefactor did pay me a visit during the shoot.

This is Sir Xiao's grand-daughter, Michelle Xiao.

She has been admiring your talent.

She has decided to produce a western movie.

She'll invite Brad Pitt,

Will Smith and Johnny Depp...

to star in a movie with you.

Nice to meet you...

Very painful.

Ah yes, what kind of movie is it?

The English name is called the Invisible Hero.

The Chinese name is "The Three King of Gods versus the Invisible Hero".

What kind of character will I take?

The Invisible Hero.

May I ask who will be the director?

Director Wong Jing.

I never work with director that has no talent.

Your remuneration will be 5 million US dollars.

Director Wong Jing is one of the most talented directors.

This is exactly my dream as a kid.

You don't believe me? Hear the voice from my heart.

Can you hear it?

Actually there is something I've been wanting to say.

A bastard like me will do anything for money.

Are you kidding me?

Has my wife forgotten to pay the electricity bill again?

Happy birthday to you

Happy Birthday!

Again?

What do you mean by again?

14th May, it's your birthday, right?

Last month on the 14th,

you've already shown me this.

My birthday is on 14th July.

Is it?

Holy shit.

Has the pregnancy made me stupid?

How could that be?

Only women with big breasts are stupid.

I've never heard pregnancy has any impact on women.

I should be very smart, then?

In your case, look...

You are one of the smartest.

I'm happy, BoBoPiggy.

BiBiBu..

Let's celebrate again.

Great.

Actually I am not stupid at all.

I really had forgotten to pay the electricity bill.

So our electricity was cut.

I was afraid he would yell at me.

So I came up with this idea.

However, Qi seems to like it.

So my cover-up idea worked again.

Actually this guy is treating me quite well and he makes me happy.

Is it true that fate...

brought us together again in that temple?

Of course not!

After we split up in Macau,

I felt something was very wrong with me.

So I went to find a fortune teller with Vulgarlina...

and see what advice she could give me.

Miss Zhang.

Actually these 3 years...

is the worst 3 years in your life.

Therefore you will stumble when you walk,

lose money for buying property...

and fall asleep when you're driving.

All the people will treat you as a fool.

So what shall I do?

You may "borrow some luck".

From whom?

I see it now.

That guy is chubby.

Uubalanced eye-brows, obscene-looking.

Triangular nose, distorted lips.

Pink nipples, better have a big belly.

Likes bluffing and has just escaped death.

If you are with this kind of guy,

you will get whatever you want. And you'll have a healthy baby.

That's him?

Him?

But that guy...

is dead.

Maybe not.

If you meet him again, don't ever let him go.

Someone is shooting a movie here.

Ah yes.

I wonder if Louis Koo is there.

Koo your ass, you could only think of man in your head.

Flora.

What's up?

The "healthy baby" guy!

It's him.

He hasn't died?

Hey, go flirt with him.

Don't keep thinking about the flirting thing.

We have to plan it nicely.

We have to callous, cruel and unscrupulous.

I won't let him escape from my fingers.

Ready...

Rolling.

Action.

Buddha...

I hope you could bless him.

Actually he is not that bad.

I hope you could bless his next life...

to become a wealthy guy.

So he doesn't need to live a poor life any more.

See what stupid idea you have.

I promised you!

Is that all you've got?

"'8 you?

Yes, that's me.

Hey!

Fat guy. hurry up.

The floor is so hard.

Help!

Today, when a woman desires a man,

she will have to play some tricks.

Right?

The fortune teller has been right.

Since I married him...

not only did everything run smoothly for me.

I can get almost whatever I want.

500 dollars.

That expensive?

I don't want it, then.

I want this one, please.

I like these numbers, beautiful.

This one, all of them.

Yeah!

Even the unwanted ticket that I picked up got the second prize.

You have to believe pregnancy is really something.

After I married him, I win in all my gambles.

My bank account has 7 digit savings already.

I'm so happy.

I think after our baby is born,

we will be even luckier.

So nervous, turning to the straight road.

Hey! Faster...

Faster for what? Is it a boy or a girl?

Crossing the finishing line. Need to take a photo to determine what it is.

Is it a boy or a girl?

The photo is kinda blur, maybe a gynandromorphy.

You don't get a gynandromorphy easily.

It's a girl.

It's a girl!

Girl!

My father had thought of a name for my daughter.

Called Xiao Xiao.

Shu Xiao Xiao (meaning losing a little).

My father thinks the Shu family had been losing on gambling for generations.

It's time to concede.

Let alone winning, losing less is already very nice.

Self-drawn.

Game.

No Way! You're winning big!

Scene 230,

shot 1, take 1259.

As for my movie career, there has been no progress.

Since "Master of the Century-2086"...

may extend until the year 2086.

The left nostril have to enlarge a bit, yes.

Fume comes out from the right nostril.

And from the mouth, too.

Both eyes and ears as well.

I need the fume...

to express the helpless feeling when China was being bullied by foreign powers...

which led to the fume of anger.

Yes... that's the 7 fumes I was talking about.

It condenses into the murderous atmosphere just before the battle.

Cut!

Why didn't the ears emit fume?

Director, can we use some CG effect?

Movie is for real, I hate plug-ins!

Director,

why don't we do the bed scene first? The one with the second actress.

The second actress is supposed to be a virgin.

You found someone?

Yes... we did.

But all of them are little girls.

It's fine.

Sign a contract with her and nurture her.

I'll have this shot when she's 18.

What I am after is the real thing.

Director, may I ask...

how about the bad guy

that I beat to death in the final scene?

I have found a guy

who is willing to be beaten to death for real.

Honestly, there is only one person that I would like to beat to death.

I know, you want to beat me to death.

However, the contract stated clearly...

that if you haven't finished shooting this movie,

you cannot cast in another one.

Once I die, the movie cannot be finished...

and you can never act in another movie.

Come on, beat me, beat me...

Come on... beat me.

I'm ready now.

Hey, beat me!

Buddy Qi...

How many more takes do you think we will have before he calls it a day?

It's hard to tell. Everyone has been working so hard.

Let's play a betting game, I'll be the banker.

If there are more than 50 times, it's big. If it's fewer than 50 times, it's small.

Let's bet.

Good. Buddy Qi is the banker. Come and bet.

It ended up the director took more than 600 takes.

We didn't finish until the next morning.

You can see my distress from behind.

So depressed.

I heard that you are not happy with the shooting.

What can I do?

He is a famous director.

Maybe I can help you.

Wong Jing Wai.

Director. How are you, director?

You have to catch the one who beat me up.

Yes.

And ask him to be the martial arts director.

He did a real kickass job.

Michelle really had her ways.

Two days later, when the director was going to the washroom,

he got beaten up by somebody and his head was seriously injured.

The doctor said he had gone in sane.

And did not have the ability to finish the movie.

Michelle took over and assigned me the role of director-cum-main actor.

A job that's much harder than before.

Cut!

It's really hard to direct and act at the same time.

Let's just go home and have sex.

However, there were also rewards.

This movie, Master of the Century-2012...

got the Best Movie Award in Munkala Movie Festival in Africa.

It also got the Best Director and Best Male Actor Award.

What can I say.

The Oscar has no taste, they never awarded me anything.

I don't give a shit about them anyway, coterie.

2, 3...

Not 2,3. lt's 1

I keep losing!

200 dollars.

I owe you 90 dollars. I quit.

Hey, don't quit.

One more game. It's so much fun.

Mom, we want to play.

You want to play? Good...

Sit... money...

I bet one. I bet two.

Ready? 1, 2, 3.

Time flies. Xiao Xiao is 3 years old already.

Shu Qi has become more and more famous.

He is making Batman 18.

Playing the mother of Batman, called Batmother.

And I am home alone...

and always unable to see him.

I really feel bored, so bored...

So freaking bored.

Sometimes when I feel so bored I can't take it any more.

I would ask my mom to take care of our daughter...

so I could go to Macau to gamble a little.

9...

Yeah!

Is this taken?

No, you may take it.

Why don't you sit over there? There are a lot of hot gals over there.

They are not my cup of tea.

9...

Excuse me. Bye.

Hang on. You've been winning, why do you leave?

There is a guide light over there.

Someone at this table is cheating.

If you don't want people to be thought as one of them,

you better leave as soon as possible.

Miss.

Someone is cheating? How come I didn't notice?

Those hotties.

Whenever they win, they shake their boobs.

They are trying too hard.

And the banker behind them.

He is so happy watching them.

That he didn't notice the fat guy.

I've been observing them for a long time.

Every time when they are about to meld, he would twitch his sleeve.

He is actually changing card.

Remarkable. You are really good.

I went to casino by borrowing ID cards when I was 16.

He can't fool me.

Miss, this is my business card.

Don't say anything. Come with me.

Thanks, Miss Zhang.

Those cons have been winning in here for several days now.

But my staff is not sure

if they are really cheating.

I didn't expect you to spot their trick before us.

It was just a wild guess.

I think you are really observant.

Do you own this casino?

Actually this hotel is also mine.

I have 7 casinos in Macau and two floating casinos in Hong Kong.

I also have casinos in Singapore and the Philippines.

How about you? What do you do?

I take care my daughter full time.

You look a little young to be married.

My daughter is 4 years old now.

What about your husband? What does he do?

My husband is great, he is an actor.

He is making a movie in the U.S.A.

You should have heard of his name. His name is Shu Qi.

I'm afraid I...

seldom watch movies, so...

I don't know.

If there is nothing else, I think I should go.

Where are you going? Let me give you a ride.

I'm fine.

Say if I would like to offer you a job here,

will you be interested?

Look, a gorgeous woman like Michelle...

what exactly does she see in me?

Actually with my ability and body,

I do not deserve such a woman that is top-class socially and sexually...

and above all so ridiculously rich, and who wants to marry me.

I should be grateful even if I had to trade it for a few years of my life.

You are so strange. You're not drinking?

Since you are taking a break these two days,

why don't we go to Milan together?

There is no fun about Milan. Let's go to Las Vegas.

But I had an appointment with the designer of Valentino for my wedding dress.

I'm not yet divorced.

That's fine, then.

If you do not resolve this soon,

I am marrying another guy.

You are leaving me with no choice.

I really don't understand.

The gambling addict at your home is no where near to being my rival.

The fact that you are taking so long to make a decision is already an insult to me.

I don't intend to take this long.

I just want to round it up in a better way.

Just offer her more money.

Hong Kong women will do anything for money, right?

That could have been true in the past.

But now she is working in a casino in Macau...

as Supervisor.

I know. Sam hired her.

Which Sam?

The new god of gambling.

And one of the wealthiest bachelors in Macau.

He has his eyes on my wife?

Yes, and he is after her now.

Do you think they made out already?

I think not. Sam is such an idiot.

He likes love more than sex.

I was with him for 3 months before...

and we didn't have sex.

Therefore I dumped him.

However, it's been almost 3 months for them now.

Let's go back to Hong Kong!

You better file for divorce immediately when you get to Hong Kong.

Or, we are over.

You know I am negotiating with MGM...

to make you the first Chinese James Bond.

Me? James Bond?

James Bond is hairy.

I don't have any hair on my chest, nor my tongue.

I work here now and I am doing very well.

I became Sam's right hand almost immediately.

I've set up 2 more casinos for him...

and had earned a lot of money.

I know Sam likes me.

But I can't let go of Qi and my daughter.

You've changed completely since you got here.

Have I?

Before, you were so addicted to gambling.

You could even bet with colleagues on what time I arrive in the office.

You are different now. You've become a successful businesswoman.

Your desire for gambling have decreased quite a lot.

How do you know my desire on gamble have decreased?

I am a good observer.

Sam, I really have to thank you.

If it were not for you,

I think I am...

still a good-for-nothing ludomaniac.

So why don't you consider...

ridding yourself from your previously life completely?

Michelle has been with your husband for a long time.

You should have known that.

Thank you.

Divorce him.

Excuse me.

A ring?

Will you marry me?

It hurts...

It hurts me more to see that you don't get the happiness you deserve.

I can't. I really can't accept this.

I will not take it back.

This is such cliché.

You have been watching too many Korean soaps, right?

Mom.

Good girl.

Papa.

Good girl.

It's been a while since you went to U.S.A. Do you have anything to say to me?

There could be some.

This Someone did something to that someone.

He said when she was doing that something, she was quite something.

So I told him, hey...

You and her better only do a little something.

Otherwise in case something happens, it would be really something, right?

Do you think I am right?

What are you saying?

Something.

I am asking you what were you saying.

Something is something, that's exactly what I said.

Do you expect me to understand what you were saying?

Or you didn't want to tell?

You asked me right? So I'm telling you.

Why are you snapping at me? Do you want a fight?

Good, let's fight.

But you know what?

We better speak in English, it's not suitable for children.

You are very good in English.

Ok. Let's speak in English.

But we better smile while we quarrel.

Smile while we quarrel.

Why not? I am the Best Male Actor.

This is too easy. You...

BITCH!

Me Bitch?

You know what? Your dick is so small.

But actually I just want a little bit,

a little bit...

Argh, little bit more.

Wow! You have a very big airport...

and many airplanes can land on you!

I tell you, every night you lay on me.

I felt horrible because you were so fat!

And you thin...

like a chopstick!

Damn! Your grandfather!

Damn! Your grandmother!

Daddy.

Mommy.

Don't quarrel please.

We are not quarrelling.

The English you are speaking is what Maria always says.

Fire Maria. Hire an Indonesian maid tomorrow.

So are we gonna continue fighting?

I don't want to quarrel now.

I know.

You don't want to quarrel, you want a divorce.

Since you mentioned it, let's talk about it.

It's not that I happened to mention it.

It's something you wanted to say but don't have the guts to do so.

I'm just speaking for you.

So let me tell you.

I am telling you...

I am telling you next week!

When men have to talk about these things,

they are always indecisive.

The stronger they are outside, the Weaker inside.

But I can tell he doesn't want to say it.

Just like me. I have feelings for Sam.

But I really don't understand.

Why I can't let go of this fatso?

You're dead.

I'm bombing you with four Aces.

You're dead.

I'm bombing you with four 2s.

You are dead. Here come two jokers.

Followed by 3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-J-Q-K,

it's 3 times the bomb.

Eat your heart out.

People said when you are suffering in love, you will win in gambling.

But look what happens now?

Don't stress yourself out for nothing.

Why do you say so?

Buddy.

Your problem is just that you have a nice wife...

and a cute daughter.

But there is a billionaires who fancies you.

Even if you have to kill your wife,

throw you daughter out the window...

and spit on her. It will be still fine.

As long as you win that woman's heart.

Con the billions of dollars she has and then you can kill her, too.

By that time, you can leave everything behind...

and live your life happily ever after.

What's up?

Calm down!

How can you say such heartless words?

One can only think such heartless thoughts...

and keep it inside him quietly.

Now that you've said it out loud.

You'll keep me wondering.

I'm gonna crack your balls!

Go crack a joke, don't crack my balls.

Get out of here!

Why is he unhappy?

Your son and your daughter-in-law are getting divorced.

I don't have a son.

It's our son.

Stop it, please behave yourself.

I am not even married.

If you keep touching me, I'm gonna scream.

Son, you'd better kill me.

See, I have been taking your mom's craziness for decades.

How can you just divorce your wife so easily?

Because he is lustful.

Eat this!

It's our family matter is none of your business.

Go away!

Father!

Our family matter is his business from now on.

Chao is my boyfriend.

Are you okay?

I admire you.

For you two difficult people to hit it off...

is truly a benefit to society.

Don't beat them any more.

Son, any chance to turn it around?

I don't think so.

Flora's lawyer had already sent me the divorce agreement.

How about my darling granddaughter?

I thought you don't remember anything.

My granddaughter is everything to me!

Let the court decide.

Both of you want to have the custody

of your daughter, Shu Xiao Xiao.

However you claimed that...

your opponent is a pathological gambler...

that is unfit to take care of your daughter.

Tell me now, which one of you are the pathological gambler here?

Him! Her!

Or you both are?

Your highness, my client has presented a lot of evidence...

to prove that Ms. Flora Zhang is a pathological gambler.

She plays mahjong for more than 200 days a year.

Moreover, she bets on horses in every single race.

Mr. Shu Qi has a record of visiting Macau

for 364 days per year.

Of which 11 times he was held custody by loan sharks...

and was saved by the police.

I really went there for so many days?

Yes.

Your highness, I really have quit gambling already.

No one would believe you.

Your highness, I am the one who has quit gambling.

I hate gambling now.

According to the prima facie evidence.

I cannot make a fair judgment now.

Maybe, I need to chat with your kid.

I don't want this to leave a mark in her heart.

I will avoid it as much as I can.

Let us collect more evidence on her.

Everyone knows she is a pathological gambler, Flat Boobs.

Mini sausage.

Don't be cocky, she is yours because I don't want her.

Don't be cocky, he is yours because I don't want him.

Sam

I know.

I'll try all means within these two weeks...

and help you gather the evidence of his addiction to gambling.

So, don't you worry.

I will help you to get Xiao Xiao's custody.

I know they will find someone to take my pictures.

You have to watch me in these two weeks.

You must not let me gamble.

Okay.

I have to get Xiao Xiao's custody.

Don't worry, I've already hired the best stalkerazzi.

I definitely could get evidence of her gambling.

Anyway from now on, whenever you hear me mention the word gamble,

slap me.

I mean starting from the next one.

Xiao Xiao, give mom a piece of roast pork.

Nice.

How about Uncle Sam? Give Uncle Same a piece.

Mom, where is papa?

Papa needs to go to a faraway land to work.

So he doesn't have time to accompany us.

Xiao Xiao, papa is always busy, right?

Yes.

But do you know...

unlike papa, Uncle Sam...

will treat mom and Xiao Xiao very nicely.

He will have a lot of time to play with you.

He will eat with you every day.

Do you like that?

I don't want uncle, I want papa.

Yes, how is it?

Have you fixed it?

Okay.

Let me say again, no matter what you do,

you have to get what I want, understand?

Is everything fine?

They said Michelle is confident

she will find evidence of your gambling.

I suggest you stay away from the casino these two weeks.

Don't even go out, either. There is a Jockey Club at the corner.

I don't want them to grasp any chance to accuse you.

Believe me.

I can quit gambling for my daughter.

It is nice that you have such confidence, but you have to prepare for the worst.

You should stay at home and draw the curtains.

Or ask your good friends to come and keep you company.

Son, what are those things on your...

chest, hand and head?

I want to know, too.

The sensors all over his body aim

at keeping him away from the cards.

The red light on his chest...

would go off when it senses the word gamble.

Whenever you hear words like mahjong, horse betting, Ace to King in poker cards,

all the mahjong tiles,

the four winds and three scholars,

these words will all trigger off the alarm which will release electricity.

At that time, you four should stop him right-a-way.

Moreover, the four of you cannot gamble

in these two weeks either...

nor assisting or luring him to gamble.

Future daughter-in-law, what are we supposed to do?

Are we going to kill him if he wants to gamble?

If we win this lawsuit,

I will reward each of you 300 thousand.

That sounds right!

Whenever you mention the word "gamble", I'll cut you off!

You don't have to cut me...

because I've already made up my mind to quit.

Seriously? Seriously?

If I continue to gamble in such circumstance,

what good am I even if you don't cut me.

I can't lose my daughter.

Good.

I want you to stay in for these two weeks...

to show how much you love your family...

and that you are a good man and capable of taking care of your daughter.

Don't even step out of the house in these two weeks...

to avoid being lured.

I have three guards guarding the door.

You may ask them to shop for whatever you need.

The three guys at the door?

Don't let anyone of them leave the apartment.

Yes!

I am leaving, remember...

they have hired stalkerazzi to get the evidence of your gambling.

You have to control yourself.

Otherwise no one can help you.

I understand.

Good-bye.

Yes!

Keep your eyes on him. Don't let him gamble!

Yes! Yes!

But it is boring for us...

to just look at him.

What else can we do? Yes.

How about...

several games of mahjong?

Go to hell!

Calm down... everyone calm down!

It's not my idea nor my intention to play.

Why electrocute me? It is not fair.

That's not it.

Right.

Okay.

What is this word?

One.

How about this?

Two.

And this one?

Five.

Five? It's three.

Tree.

You are three years old. This is three.

Auntie Pauline, where is Flora?

In the living room, I guess.

Three.

Tree.

Let me have a look at your teeth.

Three.

Tree.

What are you doing?

What's up? Practicing Yoga?

I'm really suffering.

You are rolling around; are you having a bad tummy ache?

I am holding back my urge for gambling.

I am withholding the mahjong bug.

No...

I suspect that this sofa has the mahjong bug.

Pick them out for me, It is so itchy...

You look more like a drug addict.

Has it been two weeks already?

What's up with you?

Ah yes.

What day is today?

Wednesday.

Why isn't there any horseracing channel?

Sam has cut all the stations that broadcast horse racing.

I can't even watch the races. What should I do?

I know it, Mom. Play Chinese Poker with me.

We all play Chinese Poker.

Poker your ass.

Can't you see I am teaching Xiao Xiao addition?

You silly.

Mom...

Xiao, what is 1 plus 1?

A pair of eyes.

Of course not eyes, nonsense...

Again...

What is 1 plus 1 plus 1?

Bingo.

What do you mean by bingo?

Look at your daughter.

She looks like a pathological gambler.

See if you dare to gamble at home any more.

When 1 plus 2...

Plus 1, 2 and 3. What is it equal to?

What does 1 plus 2 plus 3 equal to?

Sequence.

What sequence?

Not sequence.

Don't listen to your mom. Let grandma teach you. Come on.

Look here...

1 plus 2 plus 3 is not sequence, it is 6.

1 plus 2 plus 3, is it 6?

I'm sorry.

It's mom's fault. Mammy's fault.

Mom, starting from today,

you lock me in this room and don't let me go out.

I have decided to quit gambling.

Really?

Xiao Xiao, would you like it if mom quits gambling?

Kiss mommy. Mom is going to quit gambling.

Fish filet curry with rice. How about you, Miss?

Beef brisket curry with rice.

Beef brisket curry with rice. Drink?

Ice milk tea. That's it. Okay.

Okay.

Boss.

Flora.

Haven't seen you for a long time.

Yes, it's the UEFA Champions League Final tonight.

Did you bet on anything?

No...

Take a seat...

Hot Ribena with lemon.

Okay, sure. Hot Ribena with lemon.

Hey, Fat Jing Jing.

Flora.

It's Flora. Haven't seen you for a long time.

May I ask what is the deal of the UEFA Champions League tonight?

Barcelona vs. Manchester United with Barcelona handicap -0.5, 95%.

I see.

Please bet 30,000 dollars on Manchester United for me.

No...

50,000 dollars.

Flora, I can tell you the deal.

But I cannot accept your bet.

Sam had notified all the dealers in China, Hong Kong and Macau.

Not to accept your bet.

Otherwise we'll be in trouble. I'm sorry.

Hey... don't worry about it...

I'm sorry, Flora. I will take care of Sam...

Hey...

You're not a friend.

You're not my friend.

The money I spent on betting with you meant nothing to you?

It's worth several movies' income to me.

So Michelle told you not to accept my bet...

and you really don't have the guts to?

Hey?

You such an idiot.

Black coffee.

Coming...

Beware of the hot cup.

I ordered black coffee, how do I get hot Ribena with lemon?

Because that is my order at this table here.

Yes... sorry...

I thought you were together.

Did you have a fight?

Oh I'd never. We're talking to the Best Male Actor here.

We are divorced. Are you happy?

Coming.

I wonder why someone over there is calling me.

I can't believe no one would take your bet, Casino Queen.

How about you, Mr. Hollywood Star?

I don't see anyone taking your bet either.

Why does it taste different?

Have you forgotten to put sugar?

Try muddling the lemon first.

How many cubes of sugar do I usually take?

Three quarters of one.

Are you muddling the lemon correctly?

I usually make mess, you know it.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

That's the taste. That's the taste.

Rooney scored all by himself... 1-1.

Yeah!

Which team you support?

I've always been a fan of Manchester United.

I also switched to supporting Manchester United today.

Good taste.

We're on the same side.

Aren't you afraid I'd tell about your gambling?

Aren't you afraid I'd tell about your gambling?

Manchester United attractive counter attacked pursues 1-1.

I'm sorry.

I never wanted to come to this.

I'm also wrong in a way.

Even if we are to break up, we shouldn't involve our daughter.

Well, sometimes in life, we don't drive, we are driven.

This isn't only true in movies.

It's really happening to us.

Got it.

I understand.

Rooney scores again. 2-1.

Bravo.

Goodbye.

Thank you...

Done?

Should be.

Let's go...

Boss.

You are usually open 24 hours.

How come you close it this early today?

Today is our last day in business. We are closing down.

How come?

The rent has gone up ridiculously.

We can never make enough for the rent.

Guess we got lucky today.

If we didn't come here today, we would never see you again.

This is what we called meant to be.

If we work against fate, we will lose what's meant to be.

I will move to Cheung Lok Street in a few days.

Come and visit me more often.

Alright then. Goodbye.

Take care.

Bye.

Here comes a taxi.

Flora, why don't we...

Miss, where to?

Cross the harbor, please.

Don't worry, I am not going anywhere.

Smoking.

Boss, we're just trying to make a living here.

Don't make it difficult for us.

Shit, you speak Cantonese?

Our clients don't like us speaking Cantonese.

So we pretend we don't know.

Last night I saw you climb through the window.

What was I supposed to do? Beat you up?

You are a real buddy.

We've been standing here for two weeks already. It's so boring.

You see after today, we will get paid,

and everybody will be happy.

You okay, I'm okay.

Brother, don't leave.

We just have to get through today.

I've bought you food already.

Qing, take the food inside and plate it up. Go.

Okay.

Why are you so sneaky? You got something to say?

Buddy, just for you...

as you can't bet at the ball games nor horse racing.

Look at these.

I'm sure it's a winner.

This one is a top favorite, how much can we make out of it?

Forget it then. I got something to do.

Count me in. 500 dollars.

I'm not saying no, but...

You know what to do.

Come on.

I'm out of cigarettes.

I'll go get some.

Have you finished?

I want some more rice.

Let's eat out.

Andy Lau take me out for sharks fin. I want it, too.

Good...

So you have something to say?

See for yourself.

Having fun?

You're lucky that my people took it.

If Sam's people had shot it, you would have lost the suit already.

I found someone to do some tweaking with it. We'll show it to the judge tomorrow.

That's not right.

All the things I did were for you.

It was you who wanted your daughter's custody.

You watched a ball game with her in the middle of the night.

Did you ever consider my feelings?

No matter what, this is too mean.

It is not just about you any more.

Sam wants to go to war with me.

If you lose, I will lost face.

So you will have to win.

You have to win your daughter's custody.

Even though I will not marry you.

Can we discuss this?

Not until after tomorrow.

You'd better not appear at trial tomorrow.

Lawyer Zhu will take care of it.

But I really think it isn't right to do that.

Those guards won't allow you to go out.

Hey!

Hey! Will you stop that?

Michelle, don't do that.

Go back... Michelle!

What's up?

So I can't go because you said so?

I don't think so. What can you do to me?

Ouch! It really hurts...

Why did I have to hit the wall?

Shit!

Flora. Hm?

I think your daughter has a fever.

Is she okay? Is it serious?

Shall we take her to the doctor?

No, I just gave her some aspirin.

Let's see what happens first. I'll keep an eye on her.

Sam, why are you here, it's so late?

I have a present for you.

Who shot this?

His sister.

Why would his sister betray her own brother?

For 3 million dollars, why not?

Xing Chao will talk her into it anyway.

You've decided to show it to the judge tomorrow?

You can get the champagne ready.

Michelle thought she is nasty, but she is still...

too far to being my match.

You look very happy.

Aren't you?

May I ask,

are you happy because you have won over Michelle...

or because I got my daughter's custody?

I think you've got me wrong. I didn't mean that.

Flora, your daughter's temperature has suddenly gone up to 102 degrees.

We need to take her to the hospital. Come quickly.

Let me go with you.

No, I can go by myself.

Mom.

Xiao Xiao, you will be fine.

Where is daddy?

I want daddy.

Don't be afraid. Mom is here. Mom is here with you.

Qi, where have Xing and your sister gone? It's still early.

I don't care where they went.

There is something written on the wall outside. It's huge. Did you see it?

Brother, sorry. I've betrayed you.

Dude, someone had written this nice and neat in here.

Can't you see it?

Yes I can.

Why didn't you tell me? You know Chinese, don't you?

We can speak it but not write it.

Who knows What it is.

What did she do?

How would I know?

But I really want Flora to know that I didn't betray her.

Call her.

She has changed her number.

Then tell her face to face.

With these guys standing here. How can I go?

Son, I know you still love Flora.

True love was once right here in front of you...

but you didn't cherish it.

Now you've lost it and you regret it so much.

If God is to give you another chance...

I know.

It's that old saying about the ten thousand year expiration date again, right?

Son, muster up your courage...

and do what you have to do.

Okay. Do you have 200 dollars?

Yes.

I'm not gonna hold back.

Dude, we're just trying to make some money here.

You've climbed down the windows before, you can do it again.

You're right. We'll meet again.

We'll meet again.

Are you okay?

"'8 you?

I've been looking for you.

What for?

What you said really happened.

Can you tell me more?

Do you still remember the most important thing that I said?

Which is?

Don't ever leave your wife and kid.

Or all your fortune will just come and go, buddy.

Where can I find you?

Go find yourself first.

Today, we are having the trial on Mr. Shu Qi...

and Miss Flora Zhang's divorce agreement...

which involves the custody of their daughter Shu Xiao Xiao.

Mr. Shu, you are late.

Your highness, I come here today is to retrieve...

the filing of my daughter Shu Xiao Xiao's custody.

Moreover, I also would like to retrieve everything

that is not favorable to Miss Flora Zhang.

Those are not my intentions.

Please take a seat and tell us slowly.

Please let me finish.

The clip wasn't altered by me.

Do you still remember the days when...

we were happy even though we were poor?

The mess we made today...

is my fault. I have failed you.

I won't fight for our daughter's custody any more.

Because she is your everything.

I cannot do that.

You are my wife.

I've finished.

Mr. Shu, there is something I should tell you.

Do you want to sue me for contempt of the court?

Miss Flora Zhang had already retrieved her divorce application.

Do YOU agree?

Retrieved?

Your wife doesn't want to divorce you.

What do you think?

We didn't show the clip?

Neither party has submitted further evidence.

Do you still want to file for divorce?

Of course not!

Honey.

From now on, no more gambling.

And don't teach anything bad to our kid, okay?

Okay!

And you will not become the first Chinese James Bond.

You okay with that?

Of course!

Who's gonna come and watch if I play James Bond?

Honey!

Hubby!

We finally quit gambling...

and gave two presents to our daughter.

A brother and a sister.

Now five of us are together everyday.

So I didn't become James Bond.

Instead I stayed in Hong Kong to support local movies.

I took over Jackie Chan...

and shot Police Story IX

As for Flora, she also quit her supervisor job in Macau.

Now she has paired up with the boss of that restaurant...

to open a new 24-hour local restaurant.

They also opened several chain shops in a very short time.

We are living happily together.

If God really has to assign our family an expiration date,

I hope it would be ten thousand years.