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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:51,207 --> 00:01:53,926 Where you goin'? You almost killed me! 2 00:01:54,807 --> 00:01:56,160 Stop! 3 00:02:00,167 --> 00:02:01,207 Go to hell! 4 00:02:01,207 --> 00:02:04,916 You shits! Dirty bastards! 5 00:02:47,847 --> 00:02:49,447 l 'll clobber you! 6 00:02:49,447 --> 00:02:51,244 Shitty turkey! 7 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:15,887 Get down! 8 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:17,447 Get down , if you got the guts! 9 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,597 Get down! 10 00:03:48,047 --> 00:03:49,958 Get back up, go ahead! 11 00:04:16,767 --> 00:04:21,522 KAPUTT M UNDl 12 00:04:55,007 --> 00:04:55,837 Which one? 13 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,515 M ust be this one, ''The l slands'' C ondos. 14 00:06:09,527 --> 00:06:10,676 Enzo, honey? 15 00:06:17,887 --> 00:06:18,922 Are you there? 16 00:06:25,807 --> 00:06:27,525 They were out of red candles. 17 00:07:29,487 --> 00:07:31,637 Get down , mutts! 18 00:08:03,847 --> 00:08:04,882 That's two. . . 19 00:08:10,887 --> 00:08:12,115 Darlings. . . 20 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:36,805 Rowena! 21 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:08,957 'M orning! 22 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:15,680 Use a glass! 23 00:09:29,487 --> 00:09:30,715 M om! 24 00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:34,407 Why? 25 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,607 You're frying! How can l go out now? 26 00:09:37,607 --> 00:09:41,367 You're going out? You haven't been out for a week! 27 00:09:41,367 --> 00:09:43,207 Why tonight, of all nights? 28 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:45,767 - Stay home with us, Cristiano. - Who's us? 29 00:09:45,767 --> 00:09:50,127 Always the same people. You invited all the doormen from around here! 30 00:09:50,127 --> 00:09:53,244 You're with 'em all year, why holidays, too? 31 00:09:53,807 --> 00:09:55,167 Why? 32 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,805 What's the idea? 33 00:10:13,127 --> 00:10:15,436 Giulia? 34 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:18,607 lt's Mother. Happy New Year. 35 00:10:18,607 --> 00:10:20,247 Best wishes, Sweetie. 36 00:10:20,247 --> 00:10:22,283 l love you, you're always in my thoughts. 37 00:10:22,847 --> 00:10:26,007 How come you're not home? Aren't you preparing dinner? 38 00:10:26,007 --> 00:10:28,207 Of course, you already have. 39 00:10:28,207 --> 00:10:31,287 Did you get the stri ped bass? And prepare it like l said, 40 00:10:31,287 --> 00:10:32,925 with fennel seeds? 41 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:02,725 Eugenio. . . 42 00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:20,717 Remember, we have to... 43 00:11:28,607 --> 00:11:30,996 You there? lt's Francesco. 44 00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:35,607 Fiorenza's not coming, she's got a headache. 45 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,287 - Lie! - l hope it's all right! 46 00:11:37,287 --> 00:11:41,166 l'll be coming, though. See you later. 47 00:11:43,527 --> 00:11:45,836 Giulia, you there? lt's Lisa. 48 00:11:47,287 --> 00:11:49,676 l don't know what to wear. What are you wearing? 49 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:52,567 l'm desperate, call me. 50 00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:54,558 - Hello Lisa... - Enzo. 51 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,201 Giulia's not home. 52 00:11:59,247 --> 00:12:00,362 How are you? 53 00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:03,607 So so...What about you? 54 00:12:03,607 --> 00:12:04,960 Tired. 55 00:12:05,647 --> 00:12:08,115 l just finished writing that report for the company. 56 00:12:08,607 --> 00:12:10,677 About time! 57 00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:12,162 About time. 58 00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:14,556 What are you doing? 59 00:12:15,207 --> 00:12:16,526 l've had it. 60 00:12:17,087 --> 00:12:18,927 l don't feel like coming tonight. 61 00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:20,758 Neither do l. 62 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,567 She's in a dither! 63 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:26,727 She got up at si x to prepare the lentils! 64 00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:29,287 We could have got them at the deli. They're awful, anyway. 65 00:12:30,087 --> 00:12:32,967 - What if l didn't come? - No, it means a lot to her. 66 00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:34,116 She'd take it hard! 67 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,479 You're going to leave me alone? 68 00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:41,639 Why don't we go to the hot springs? Remember? 69 00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:45,847 lt'd be fabulous! We'll have a swim, and at midnight... 70 00:12:45,847 --> 00:12:49,283 l'll mount you like a bull, in the hot tub 71 00:12:50,487 --> 00:12:52,921 Same old pig. 72 00:12:54,527 --> 00:12:56,404 - Wouldn't be bad, though. - l know. 73 00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:00,967 Well? Quiet. 74 00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:03,117 You know we can't! 75 00:13:03,607 --> 00:13:05,199 Then come over here. 76 00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:08,242 lf you want me to come tonight, come over right now. 77 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,964 l'm on my way. 78 00:13:14,687 --> 00:13:15,836 Hurry up! 79 00:13:16,247 --> 00:13:17,521 l'm there... 80 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:54,397 How much gas? 81 00:13:55,687 --> 00:13:56,642 Twenty thousand. 82 00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:06,116 Filippo! How are you? 83 00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:08,558 Sure, just a second. 84 00:14:10,047 --> 00:14:11,639 l 'l l give it to you now. 85 00:14:13,847 --> 00:14:16,077 Hold on a second, l got my hands full. 86 00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:19,242 Here it is. 87 00:14:19,847 --> 00:14:21,485 Via Cassia. . . 88 00:14:23,687 --> 00:14:24,881 . . . 1 043. 89 00:14:26,127 --> 00:14:27,567 Right. 90 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:31,685 The doorbell reads, ''C ountess S cintilla Sinibaldi''. 91 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,280 You've decided to come, then? 92 00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:35,720 Fantastic. 93 00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:38,087 S cintilla'll be in seventh heaven. 94 00:14:38,087 --> 00:14:39,520 Gaetano! 95 00:14:43,527 --> 00:14:45,527 S on of a bitch! 96 00:14:45,527 --> 00:14:46,807 Hold on a second. 97 00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:48,638 We'll see you at the party. 98 00:14:50,607 --> 00:14:52,087 Damn you! 99 00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:53,202 C oach! 100 00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:58,047 - How are you? - Goddamn , what a surprise! 101 00:14:58,047 --> 00:15:01,607 Gaetano M alacozza the best fullback in Purchiano Terme! 102 00:15:01,607 --> 00:15:04,838 Where'd ya disappear to? Not even a postcard! 103 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,647 We had our Christmas tournament. 104 00:15:07,647 --> 00:15:10,007 - Where'd you finish? - Last. 105 00:15:10,007 --> 00:15:12,887 Really bad luck. . . Ya left us three years ago, 106 00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:15,087 and we haven't won a game in three years. 107 00:15:15,087 --> 00:15:17,247 C oach , why' re you gotten up like that? 108 00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:20,167 l 'm the mascot. D on't ya remember the turkey? 109 00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:23,637 Your team's emblem! Yer lookin' better than ever! . . . 110 00:15:24,727 --> 00:15:26,127 A real dude. 111 00:15:26,127 --> 00:15:29,915 - Look who's here, guys! - Stop screaming! 112 00:15:30,647 --> 00:15:33,167 - Hey, guys! - Quiet! 113 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,317 D on't make me look like a jerk! 114 00:15:36,087 --> 00:15:37,998 - S orry. - Wanna cry when l see ya. 115 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,447 Let's say hello to the guys. 116 00:15:40,447 --> 00:15:44,838 l can't. l 'm really sorry, but l gotta go. 117 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,921 l 've got an appointment l can't put off. 118 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,797 Ya won't say hello to the guys? 119 00:15:51,447 --> 00:15:52,967 They're happy just seein' ya. 120 00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:54,967 Ya gotta have a coffee. 121 00:15:54,967 --> 00:15:57,327 A drink, an aperitif. 122 00:15:57,327 --> 00:16:00,487 Ya can't say no, just to a coffee. 123 00:16:00,487 --> 00:16:03,207 You know l don't drink coffee. 124 00:16:03,207 --> 00:16:06,407 - S orry. l gotta go see my lawyer. - Yeah , l get it. . . 125 00:16:06,407 --> 00:16:07,887 They call 'em lawyers now! 126 00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:11,567 l know what ya like, asshole! 127 00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:14,807 - Ya got a barracuda down there? - Take your hands off! 128 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,767 Hands off, you're hurtin' me! 129 00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:20,645 Go ahead, take off. 130 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:23,442 l won't tell the guys l saw ya. 131 00:16:24,647 --> 00:16:27,957 l f they saw ya lookin' like this, they'd all wanna come to Rome. 132 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,725 Then who'd play for us? 133 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:31,447 Any way, 134 00:16:31,447 --> 00:16:34,407 thanks for everything , stay well , 135 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:36,204 and Happy New Year. 136 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:46,564 Gaetano, your appointment book! 137 00:17:15,127 --> 00:17:16,847 Right, put on the chain. 138 00:17:16,847 --> 00:17:18,326 Ya never know. . . 139 00:17:29,087 --> 00:17:30,367 Two thousand lire, 140 00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:32,198 son of a bitch! 141 00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:40,084 - Who's that guy? - Nah , everything's cool. 142 00:17:42,847 --> 00:17:44,367 Why don't we go to the hot springs? 143 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,641 Remember? 144 00:17:46,207 --> 00:17:49,967 lt'd be fabulous! We'll have a swim, and at midnight... 145 00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:53,243 l'll mount you \ like a bull, in the hot tub. 146 00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:56,800 Same old pig... 147 00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:00,437 - Wouldn't be bad, though. - l know. 148 00:18:02,807 --> 00:18:05,007 - Well? - Quiet! 149 00:18:05,007 --> 00:18:07,237 You know we can't! 150 00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:09,120 Then come over here. 151 00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:12,202 lf you want me to come tonight, come over right now. 152 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,041 l'm on my way. 153 00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:19,762 Hurry up! 154 00:18:20,487 --> 00:18:21,556 l'm there... 155 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:38,800 Well? How are they? 156 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,876 Great, M a'am. 157 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,322 D elicious. 158 00:18:44,487 --> 00:18:46,398 How come there're no anchovies? 159 00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:48,326 M ake you thirsty. 160 00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:54,847 - Cristiano? - He's in his room. 161 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:56,927 He's been in there since Christmas. 162 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,727 Why don't you tell him to come out? Talk to him. 163 00:18:59,727 --> 00:19:02,525 Try to convince him. He won't listen to me. 164 00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:08,205 What's wrong with Cristiano? And the rest of you? 165 00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:11,319 You're not on drugs, are you? 166 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:29,320 Grandpa! 167 00:20:31,327 --> 00:20:33,447 Look, the woman up there, she's naked! 168 00:20:33,447 --> 00:20:36,767 - Where? - There! M rs. Giovannini! 169 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:39,964 - She's peeing in the living room! - Go get my binoculars! 170 00:20:42,127 --> 00:20:43,924 M ichele, give me a hand here. . . 171 00:20:46,207 --> 00:20:47,720 C oming! 172 00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:53,162 - What're those binoculars for? -We're watchin' the fireworks. 173 00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:55,676 Here, Grandpa. 174 00:20:58,887 --> 00:21:00,684 What a babe! 175 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,116 A big , humongous joint. . . 176 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,636 What is it? 177 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,443 Calabrian grass. 178 00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,887 M y brother gave it to me for Christmas. 179 00:22:04,887 --> 00:22:06,002 Nice gift! 180 00:22:09,407 --> 00:22:10,847 Hallucinogen! 181 00:22:10,847 --> 00:22:12,644 - Yeah. . . - l t'll blow your mind! 182 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:16,886 M ake a filter. 183 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,440 With a M etro ticket? 184 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:23,077 l t's gotta really draw. 185 00:22:27,527 --> 00:22:29,518 Got the paper? 186 00:22:33,887 --> 00:22:36,401 B e a nightmare if l didn't have 'em , either! 187 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:38,327 We'd be up the creek. 188 00:22:38,327 --> 00:22:40,636 Wait, maybe they're in here. 189 00:22:45,327 --> 00:22:46,601 What's all this stuff? 190 00:22:47,127 --> 00:22:48,167 D ynamite. 191 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,316 D ynamite! 192 00:22:52,047 --> 00:22:54,807 M y cousin gave it to me, he works in M assa Carrara. . . 193 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,638 - . . . at the marble quarry. - What do you need it for? 194 00:22:57,687 --> 00:22:59,207 We'll set it off at midnight! 195 00:22:59,207 --> 00:23:01,447 You're off your rocker! 196 00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:03,483 The big New Year's explosion! 197 00:23:03,887 --> 00:23:05,287 You know where we'll set it off? 198 00:23:05,287 --> 00:23:08,167 At the lake near the Japanese Cultural l nstitute. 199 00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:10,887 They've got these Koi carp, the coloured ones. 200 00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:13,447 Those mothers weigh 30 kilos! What a blast! 201 00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:17,006 l think they'll land at the M odern Art M useum! 202 00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:27,527 - Who is it? - l t's me, how's it going? 203 00:23:27,527 --> 00:23:28,926 Oh , it's you. 204 00:23:29,887 --> 00:23:31,847 - Am l disturbing you? - Yes, a little. 205 00:23:31,847 --> 00:23:34,287 - Anything new? - Everything's fine. 206 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:37,087 Paolo says he doesn't want to ski , he'll wait for his Dad. 207 00:23:37,087 --> 00:23:41,080 l bought red M oon B oots for both children. 208 00:23:41,607 --> 00:23:44,327 Fine, go on spending money on needless junk! 209 00:23:44,327 --> 00:23:46,807 - Any snow? - Lots. What about Cagliari? 210 00:23:46,807 --> 00:23:50,327 Oh , right. No, all we've got here is sun. 211 00:23:50,327 --> 00:23:53,687 E xcuse me, l 'll be there in a minute. 212 00:23:53,687 --> 00:23:55,327 S orry, am l disturbing you? 213 00:23:55,327 --> 00:23:56,362 Actually, yes. 214 00:23:57,007 --> 00:23:58,447 l have a briefing. 215 00:23:58,447 --> 00:24:00,487 - l know, l 'm sorry. - D on't be silly. 216 00:24:00,487 --> 00:24:03,207 Remember, l told you not to call. We'll talk later 217 00:24:03,207 --> 00:24:07,564 Call us, the kids want to say hello. They're dying to see you. 218 00:25:01,327 --> 00:25:02,806 - What. floor? - Fourth. 219 00:25:03,647 --> 00:25:04,841 The C ountess! 220 00:25:16,007 --> 00:25:16,962 Crumpet! 221 00:25:24,327 --> 00:25:25,447 S orry, darling. 222 00:25:25,447 --> 00:25:27,807 - Where were you? - l went to see Dad. 223 00:25:27,807 --> 00:25:29,365 l t was important for him. 224 00:25:30,047 --> 00:25:32,800 - How is he? - Fine, he's playing cards. . . 225 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,967 They've prepared him a New Year's dinner. 226 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:38,481 - What are you making? - Lentils. 227 00:25:39,127 --> 00:25:40,606 l love 'em! 228 00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,598 D elicious. l got these for you. 229 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,721 Lovely! l 'll put them in water. 230 00:25:51,887 --> 00:25:53,247 You must be tired, honey. . . 231 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:54,566 Just a bit. 232 00:25:55,807 --> 00:25:57,525 Why don't you take a hot bath? 233 00:25:58,847 --> 00:26:01,967 l need to unwind, l 'm a little stressed. 234 00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:03,127 Stressed? 235 00:26:03,127 --> 00:26:04,526 Work, my Dad. . . 236 00:26:05,127 --> 00:26:07,127 D on't think about it. 237 00:26:07,127 --> 00:26:09,087 l promised to help you. . . 238 00:26:09,087 --> 00:26:11,527 D on't worry, everything's ready. 239 00:26:11,527 --> 00:26:12,437 You sure? 240 00:26:13,127 --> 00:26:15,277 Okay, Crumpet, l 'll do as you say. 241 00:26:16,927 --> 00:26:18,407 Can l prepare you a drink? 242 00:26:18,407 --> 00:26:19,442 That'd be great! 243 00:26:20,127 --> 00:26:21,355 A Bloody M ary. . . 244 00:26:35,047 --> 00:26:36,321 You know something? 245 00:26:37,047 --> 00:26:39,197 When l left Dad a while ago. . . 246 00:26:40,127 --> 00:26:43,244 l felt. . . kind of empty, 247 00:26:44,807 --> 00:26:46,927 leaving him alone, with all those old-timers, 248 00:26:46,927 --> 00:26:48,485 on New Year's Eve. 249 00:26:49,727 --> 00:26:51,604 You know what hurt most? 250 00:26:53,167 --> 00:26:54,759 Looking into his eyes, 251 00:26:55,767 --> 00:26:57,678 they looked so sad and empty, 252 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,085 as if they were saying: ''Go on , Enzo, 253 00:27:01,807 --> 00:27:03,445 l 've lived my life, 254 00:27:04,007 --> 00:27:05,440 now it's your turn''. 255 00:27:09,887 --> 00:27:11,843 l think l 'll go back there tomorrow. 256 00:27:34,687 --> 00:27:36,484 You know something , Gaetano? 257 00:27:37,047 --> 00:27:39,641 l wish this music would never end. 258 00:27:40,207 --> 00:27:43,597 l 'd like to stay here in your arms all night. 259 00:27:45,327 --> 00:27:47,477 l wish no one would show up. 260 00:27:48,247 --> 00:27:49,965 How well l understand, S cintilla. 261 00:27:50,687 --> 00:27:52,200 S cintilla. . . 262 00:27:52,647 --> 00:27:54,727 You know what l love most about you , 263 00:27:54,727 --> 00:27:57,287 what really drives me crazy? 264 00:27:57,287 --> 00:27:59,647 What, Gaetano. . . 265 00:27:59,647 --> 00:28:01,247 Your name, 266 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,727 S cintilla. 267 00:28:02,727 --> 00:28:04,080 l t's a name that. . . 268 00:28:04,687 --> 00:28:06,847 Lights you up! 269 00:28:06,847 --> 00:28:08,565 Lights my fire! 270 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:37,478 Good Evening! 271 00:28:40,247 --> 00:28:44,167 Welcome to our live show from Theater 1 0... 272 00:28:44,167 --> 00:28:48,604 ...for the last night of the year... 273 00:28:55,727 --> 00:28:58,927 We're here together to celebrate these last hours 274 00:28:58,927 --> 00:29:01,247 of the last night of the year. 275 00:29:01,247 --> 00:29:02,805 Are you ready? 276 00:29:03,407 --> 00:29:05,796 Are you ready in Theater 1 0? 277 00:29:07,647 --> 00:29:10,923 l'd like to know if you're all ready at home! 278 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,556 We are, are you? 279 00:29:14,967 --> 00:29:15,922 Yes. 280 00:29:24,527 --> 00:29:27,280 -These Ascolan olives are great. -They really stuff 'em. 281 00:29:28,087 --> 00:29:29,645 They' re good, heh? 282 00:29:30,247 --> 00:29:31,566 Look! 283 00:29:32,367 --> 00:29:35,040 - You're missin' a tooth. - Let's see. 284 00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:38,395 Two years ago 285 00:29:38,967 --> 00:29:40,567 l was at the ''Flying Saucer'' , 286 00:29:40,567 --> 00:29:45,436 at the crossroads of Casal dei Pazzi and S cannaroli. 287 00:29:46,167 --> 00:29:48,203 l used to have ''calzonis'' there. 288 00:29:48,847 --> 00:29:51,447 But that night, that sonofabitch M ario 289 00:29:51,447 --> 00:29:54,757 started buggin' me 'bout these stuffed olives from Ascoli. 290 00:29:55,287 --> 00:29:58,327 Ya gotta eat 'em because this, because that, 291 00:29:58,327 --> 00:30:00,967 gotta eat 'em because here. . . 292 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,400 B ecause there, we got the point. 293 00:30:03,087 --> 00:30:04,884 Finally, l tell him: 294 00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:08,967 ''Okay, man , lemme have some goddam Ascolan olives, 295 00:30:08,967 --> 00:30:10,685 'n stop buggin' me''. 296 00:30:11,367 --> 00:30:12,686 The first one! 297 00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:15,676 Not the second or the third, 298 00:30:16,087 --> 00:30:17,202 the first one! 299 00:30:17,847 --> 00:30:19,246 Right off the bat! 300 00:30:19,967 --> 00:30:21,847 A stone! 301 00:30:21,847 --> 00:30:24,887 - He put a stone in there? - He was havin' a little joke. 302 00:30:24,887 --> 00:30:27,607 - What a sonofabitch! - Wasn't a goddam joke! 303 00:30:27,607 --> 00:30:30,647 - He buys 'em frozen! - With stones inside? 304 00:30:30,647 --> 00:30:34,207 No, there was just one. 305 00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,767 They forgot to take the pit out. 306 00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:40,647 - Rotten luck! - Your first Ascolan olive? 307 00:30:40,647 --> 00:30:41,682 Ya get it? 308 00:30:42,247 --> 00:30:44,044 l wanted to clobber him , 309 00:30:44,687 --> 00:30:48,367 but he started bawlin' , n' said it wasn't his fault, 310 00:30:48,367 --> 00:30:50,358 never happened before. . . 311 00:30:50,927 --> 00:30:52,565 S o then Plinio. . . 312 00:30:55,487 --> 00:30:57,682 Ya know Plinio? 313 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:02,245 l get it, ya don't know him. 314 00:31:02,847 --> 00:31:04,727 Plinio, one o' my pals, 315 00:31:04,727 --> 00:31:06,399 knows where it's at. 316 00:31:06,887 --> 00:31:08,727 He told me to forget it, 317 00:31:08,727 --> 00:31:11,407 n' gave me some advice. 318 00:31:11,407 --> 00:31:15,047 - What'd he tell ya? - To sue the guy. 319 00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:16,560 He was right. 320 00:31:19,967 --> 00:31:21,127 Sue which guy? 321 00:31:21,127 --> 00:31:23,846 The guys who make 'em! 322 00:31:24,727 --> 00:31:26,167 Where're they at? 323 00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:29,687 Who knows where they're at? Where the hell can they be? 324 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:31,007 Who the hell knows? 325 00:31:31,007 --> 00:31:34,317 Where're the guys who make Ascolan olives? 326 00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:37,727 l n Ascoli! 327 00:31:37,727 --> 00:31:39,763 - He got it! - No! 328 00:31:42,007 --> 00:31:43,767 Where do they make Ascolan olives? 329 00:31:43,767 --> 00:31:45,325 l n M acerata. 330 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:58,367 - What is it? - A surprise, Dad 331 00:31:58,367 --> 00:31:59,607 Open it. 332 00:31:59,607 --> 00:32:01,807 C ome on , Dad, open it! 333 00:32:01,807 --> 00:32:03,445 Open it! 334 00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:06,639 l s it for me? 335 00:32:14,287 --> 00:32:15,640 Oh , my God! 336 00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:24,367 You shouldn't have! 337 00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:26,961 - Are they the ones? - Yes! 338 00:32:27,767 --> 00:32:30,447 They're the originals, the first series! 339 00:32:30,447 --> 00:32:32,278 How did you ever find them? 340 00:32:32,887 --> 00:32:34,767 You like 'em? 341 00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:36,439 l knew you'd like them. 342 00:32:38,367 --> 00:32:41,996 M aybe l can still make it and sign up for the Subiaco rally. 343 00:32:47,207 --> 00:32:49,087 Here we are, 1 043. 344 00:32:49,087 --> 00:32:51,078 - How much is it? - 4 7, 000. 345 00:32:55,047 --> 00:32:56,807 Happy New Year. 346 00:32:56,807 --> 00:32:57,956 Likewise. 347 00:33:09,887 --> 00:33:11,007 l t's me. 348 00:33:11,007 --> 00:33:12,201 Come on up. 349 00:33:18,807 --> 00:33:21,927 ln Borneo, the sharks are always hunting for food... 350 00:33:21,927 --> 00:33:22,916 Holy shit! 351 00:33:27,687 --> 00:33:29,006 Whatta ya wanna do? 352 00:33:33,927 --> 00:33:36,077 We can always go to that party in Genzano. 353 00:33:37,687 --> 00:33:40,838 But that's where those ''Animal D eath'' dorks' re playin' 354 00:33:45,247 --> 00:33:48,087 Or we can go to the barge on the Tiber, 355 00:33:48,087 --> 00:33:49,361 ya know, Fisichella's. 356 00:33:54,527 --> 00:33:55,562 Well? 357 00:33:56,967 --> 00:33:58,320 Good grass, right? 358 00:33:59,007 --> 00:34:00,122 S o what'll we do? 359 00:34:00,887 --> 00:34:03,447 Ya just don't listen! 360 00:34:04,687 --> 00:34:06,120 What's this stink? 361 00:34:06,807 --> 00:34:08,160 We do the barge, then? 362 00:34:12,087 --> 00:34:13,202 l don't know. 363 00:34:18,287 --> 00:34:19,515 They invite you? 364 00:34:20,127 --> 00:34:21,003 No. 365 00:34:21,487 --> 00:34:22,602 l should've known. 366 00:34:23,287 --> 00:34:25,047 What do you have, scabies? 367 00:34:25,047 --> 00:34:26,605 Nobody ever invites you! 368 00:34:27,247 --> 00:34:29,203 How many years have we known each other? 369 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:31,046 Five, at least! 370 00:34:31,687 --> 00:34:33,405 You got some disease? 371 00:34:34,487 --> 00:34:36,637 Now that l think about it, l never invited you , either. 372 00:34:38,047 --> 00:34:40,207 C over up those dogs, 373 00:34:40,207 --> 00:34:42,247 that's what the stink is! Put on your shoes! 374 00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,317 You're not at home now! 375 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,607 . . . a real sweetheart. . . 376 00:34:49,607 --> 00:34:51,757 He's my friend, great guy. 377 00:35:04,647 --> 00:35:05,841 Get undressed. 378 00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:09,007 Now? 379 00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:11,043 Get undressed! 380 00:35:11,647 --> 00:35:12,767 Right now? 381 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:16,087 Yes right now! 382 00:35:16,087 --> 00:35:17,927 The guests'll be here soon. 383 00:35:17,927 --> 00:35:20,395 l said get undressed. 384 00:35:22,567 --> 00:35:24,683 l pay you! 385 00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:23,487 What about those? 386 00:36:23,487 --> 00:36:25,762 Well? 387 00:36:58,247 --> 00:37:00,527 Where are my briefs? 388 00:37:00,527 --> 00:37:02,247 l washed them 389 00:37:02,247 --> 00:37:03,885 What do you mean? 390 00:37:04,327 --> 00:37:07,160 l had to wash them , they were full of woodworms. 391 00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:09,925 What do l wear now? 392 00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:14,605 Jesus, nine-thirty! 393 00:37:15,487 --> 00:37:16,442 Who is it? 394 00:37:17,127 --> 00:37:18,082 l 'm opening up. 395 00:37:18,767 --> 00:37:19,961 l s it open? 396 00:37:31,567 --> 00:37:32,761 l 'll kill you! 397 00:37:34,607 --> 00:37:35,727 Wait. . . 398 00:37:35,727 --> 00:37:37,287 Wait a second. 399 00:37:37,287 --> 00:37:38,686 Help me. 400 00:37:40,487 --> 00:37:41,715 What is it? 401 00:37:42,487 --> 00:37:44,284 Take this thing off! 402 00:37:46,127 --> 00:37:47,242 Just a second. . . 403 00:37:51,047 --> 00:37:52,526 l t won't go dawn , S cintilla. 404 00:37:53,407 --> 00:37:54,647 Just a second. 405 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,286 Hold it, don't move. 406 00:39:15,207 --> 00:39:16,925 You're dead! 407 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:23,967 M y compliments, 408 00:39:23,967 --> 00:39:25,527 you've done a beautiful job. 409 00:39:25,527 --> 00:39:27,927 That salmon colour on the walls, 410 00:39:27,927 --> 00:39:31,127 lights everything up. Did you ask a decorator? 411 00:39:31,127 --> 00:39:32,727 No, my mother. 412 00:39:32,727 --> 00:39:34,479 Your mother? Good taste. 413 00:39:39,327 --> 00:39:40,567 Well? 414 00:39:40,567 --> 00:39:42,767 l 'm glad l came tonight 415 00:39:42,767 --> 00:39:46,237 to celebrate with my old friends. l was supposed to go to Norcia. 416 00:39:47,567 --> 00:39:51,127 A friend of Gianluca's is giving a party in a castle, 417 00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:52,487 but l decided not to go. 418 00:39:52,487 --> 00:39:54,955 -You think l did right? - Would you like some salami? 419 00:39:55,207 --> 00:39:58,407 That way l let him understand that l 'm independent, 420 00:39:58,407 --> 00:40:01,167 that l can celebrate New Year's by myself, 421 00:40:01,167 --> 00:40:02,127 and that l 'm not feeling bad. 422 00:40:02,127 --> 00:40:05,367 - You' re not? - No, l am feeling bad- 423 00:40:05,367 --> 00:40:07,164 Not that much , just a' bit. . . 424 00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:09,807 l 'm a bit sorry, though. 425 00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:11,767 Who knows what he's doing! 426 00:40:11,767 --> 00:40:13,519 M aybe l should have gone. 427 00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:17,287 Wake up! S cintilla, wake up! 428 00:40:17,287 --> 00:40:19,887 Goddam it, wake up! 429 00:40:19,887 --> 00:40:22,127 Hold on , maybe this'll wake you up. 430 00:40:22,127 --> 00:40:23,887 Shit, it doesn't work. 431 00:40:23,887 --> 00:40:26,687 Wake up! Lemme listen. Heart's still beating. 432 00:40:26,687 --> 00:40:29,247 Wake up! 433 00:40:29,247 --> 00:40:30,441 Just a second. . . 434 00:40:31,287 --> 00:40:35,644 Outta the way, mutts! 435 00:40:39,767 --> 00:40:40,756 Who is it? 436 00:40:42,727 --> 00:40:43,967 Who is this? 437 00:40:43,967 --> 00:40:46,727 - Goddam it! - Who is it? 438 00:40:46,727 --> 00:40:50,287 - What's wrong with ya? - Who is this? 439 00:40:50,287 --> 00:40:52,727 Whatta ya mean? l t's me, Trecchia! 440 00:40:52,727 --> 00:40:54,285 How'd ya find me? 441 00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:56,967 - What happened? - Nothin'. 442 00:40:56,967 --> 00:40:59,527 Stop screamin' , everything's okay. 443 00:40:59,527 --> 00:41:01,597 You're the one who's screamin'. 444 00:41:02,247 --> 00:41:05,007 Everything's okay What the hell do ya want? 445 00:41:05,007 --> 00:41:06,201 Your appointment book! 446 00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:08,887 Ya forgot your appointment book. 447 00:41:08,887 --> 00:41:10,559 Shithead! 448 00:41:11,007 --> 00:41:15,287 Ya forgot it at the gas station. That's why l called, you jerk! 449 00:41:15,287 --> 00:41:17,487 - What're ya talkin' about? - You're a shit! 450 00:41:17,487 --> 00:41:20,047 Wait a minute! Ya got some nerve, 451 00:41:20,047 --> 00:41:23,167 with all this ''shithead, you moron. damn you''! 452 00:41:23,167 --> 00:41:25,487 l never wanna hear about Purchiano Terme 453 00:41:25,487 --> 00:41:27,727 and all you shit-kickers, dorks 454 00:41:27,727 --> 00:41:30,087 e mafia hoods! 455 00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:31,367 You got that? 456 00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:33,244 S o now l told ya! 457 00:41:34,967 --> 00:41:36,241 l got ya. 458 00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:39,595 - Ya sound a little bitter. - That's right, l 'm bitter. 459 00:41:41,487 --> 00:41:43,000 Fuck you , too! 460 00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:56,717 Who is it? 461 00:42:00,367 --> 00:42:01,482 Who is it? 462 00:42:04,887 --> 00:42:07,606 Slip it under the door. 463 00:42:10,247 --> 00:42:12,283 Under the door! 464 00:42:16,327 --> 00:42:20,400 We don't want any tears! No long faces! 'Bye! 465 00:42:24,927 --> 00:42:26,360 l don't want to talk about work. 466 00:42:28,687 --> 00:42:31,201 Tell them about it, it's great. 467 00:42:32,447 --> 00:42:34,517 All right, just a little bit. 468 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:36,486 But first, a question. 469 00:42:37,207 --> 00:42:39,127 How many dogs do you know in the movies? 470 00:42:39,127 --> 00:42:40,321 Lots! 471 00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:44,727 D on't kid around, l mean real dogs. 472 00:42:44,727 --> 00:42:46,847 - White Fang. . . - Rin Tin Tin! 473 00:42:46,847 --> 00:42:48,647 - Lassie. - B eethoven. 474 00:42:48,647 --> 00:42:51,719 - 1 01 Dalmatians? - Live dogs, no animated cartoons. 475 00:42:52,687 --> 00:42:54,200 What do they have in common? 476 00:42:55,087 --> 00:42:56,805 They don't talk. 477 00:42:57,167 --> 00:43:00,767 The poodles in ''Look Who's Talking Now'' talk a whole lot. 478 00:43:00,767 --> 00:43:03,440 No, that's not it. Can't you understand? 479 00:43:05,007 --> 00:43:06,326 They're all loved. 480 00:43:07,087 --> 00:43:09,601 All these dogs are loved and cuddled by their masters, 481 00:43:10,127 --> 00:43:13,127 the kids who play with them , their grandfathers, their uncles. . . 482 00:43:13,127 --> 00:43:15,007 l t's the classical Holly wood stereotype. 483 00:43:15,007 --> 00:43:19,407 But there are millions of strays abandoned on the roads, 484 00:43:19,407 --> 00:43:22,087 because their masters don't know what to do with them in the summer. 485 00:43:22,087 --> 00:43:25,762 And people set up fights, where they tear each other apart. 486 00:43:26,167 --> 00:43:27,919 l wrote a script about this. 487 00:43:29,847 --> 00:43:31,246 With Carmine Smilov. 488 00:43:33,367 --> 00:43:35,835 - What films has he done? - ''Thieves of Life. '' 489 00:43:37,447 --> 00:43:38,407 Well? 490 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:40,602 l t's a difficult story, 491 00:43:41,487 --> 00:43:44,797 and all the producers turned it down , because it was too hard. 492 00:43:45,447 --> 00:43:47,327 Spaventa was the only producer who believed in the project. 493 00:43:47,327 --> 00:43:48,919 Spaventa's kind of special. . . 494 00:44:30,727 --> 00:44:31,921 l'm alive. 495 00:44:32,287 --> 00:44:34,687 Khmer Rouge finally released me. 496 00:44:34,687 --> 00:44:36,006 Arriving tomorrow. 497 00:44:36,767 --> 00:44:38,439 l love you. Eugenio. 498 00:44:41,927 --> 00:44:43,155 Not now. . . 499 00:44:44,047 --> 00:44:48,279 l 'll tell it to you , but you've got to promise you won't talk about it. 500 00:44:50,007 --> 00:44:52,441 l n this business they'll steal your idea in a second. 501 00:44:52,927 --> 00:44:55,157 - l t's sensational. - You know this already? 502 00:44:59,167 --> 00:45:01,567 l t's the story of Cyrus, a police dog. 503 00:45:01,567 --> 00:45:04,247 - A German shepherd drug addict. - He takes drugs? 504 00:45:04,247 --> 00:45:05,607 No, they drug him , 505 00:45:05,607 --> 00:45:08,644 so he'll need drugs, and he'll look for it in luggage. 506 00:45:09,567 --> 00:45:12,206 The first part of the story is all about his training. 507 00:45:13,407 --> 00:45:15,807 And then how he sinks into total addiction , 508 00:45:15,807 --> 00:45:18,275 when he's at the Ciampino airport, trying to catch drug dealers. 509 00:45:18,767 --> 00:45:21,167 l won't tell you everything that happens next, 510 00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:22,767 but at a certain point, 511 00:45:22,767 --> 00:45:25,281 when he's become hooked on heroine, 512 00:45:26,047 --> 00:45:28,356 he decides to run off, and regain his freedom. 513 00:45:29,127 --> 00:45:32,087 He runs, for miles and miles, 514 00:45:32,087 --> 00:45:34,442 night and day, day and night, without stopping. 515 00:45:35,407 --> 00:45:38,607 But he can't get the monkey off his back. 516 00:45:38,607 --> 00:45:42,043 - You mean there's a monkey too? - No, it means throwing the habit! 517 00:45:43,767 --> 00:45:46,607 - He decides to return to Ciampino. - Just like Lassie! 518 00:45:46,607 --> 00:45:48,287 Listen , if you all keep interrupting. . . 519 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:51,447 No, please, go on , l really like this. 520 00:45:51,447 --> 00:45:53,287 Eventually he stops at some construction 521 00:45:53,287 --> 00:45:55,887 site along the way 522 00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:59,118 where he sniffs a whole pile of lime thinking it's cocaine. 523 00:46:00,047 --> 00:46:02,487 When he gets to Ciampino he's having acute spasms. 524 00:46:02,487 --> 00:46:04,159 and decides to kill himself. 525 00:46:05,007 --> 00:46:08,327 He ends up dying of an overdose after eating 526 00:46:08,327 --> 00:46:10,795 a statue of the god Ganesh stuffed with brown sugar. 527 00:46:11,527 --> 00:46:14,447 ln the final scene you see Cyrus, dead, 528 00:46:14,447 --> 00:46:16,567 among all those suitcases, lying on the baggage-claim belt. 529 00:46:16,567 --> 00:46:19,320 Only no one's going to come to claim him. 530 00:46:23,767 --> 00:46:25,407 Dad! 531 00:46:25,407 --> 00:46:28,367 M ichele, be careful! 532 00:46:28,367 --> 00:46:29,800 l t's beautiful! 533 00:46:34,807 --> 00:46:36,407 l t's perfect! 534 00:46:36,407 --> 00:46:38,523 l t's perfect now! 535 00:46:39,247 --> 00:46:40,807 l t's really perfect now! 536 00:46:40,807 --> 00:46:43,967 No, the rear view mirror isn't original , it's new! 537 00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:45,116 What's that got to do with it? 538 00:46:45,887 --> 00:46:48,327 They didn't have them before, now they're obligatory. 539 00:46:48,327 --> 00:46:51,607 - Let's go up, Grandpa's waiting. - l 've got an idea. 540 00:46:51,607 --> 00:46:55,127 Why don't we all get into the car. 541 00:46:55,127 --> 00:46:57,243 and drive to Via Veneto to celebrate! 542 00:46:58,007 --> 00:46:59,887 You promised me we'd set off the fireworks! 543 00:46:59,887 --> 00:47:02,287 No, just think of all the cars! 544 00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:04,367 We might get into a traffic jam! 545 00:47:04,367 --> 00:47:05,887 You're right! 546 00:47:05,887 --> 00:47:10,085 After midnight, we'll drive all around the ring road. 547 00:47:12,407 --> 00:47:15,126 Hooray! Hooray for New Year's! 548 00:47:15,807 --> 00:47:20,164 Grandpa, we're doing the ring road after midnight, all right? 549 00:47:20,847 --> 00:47:22,326 No, not the ''D epilady''! 550 00:47:30,247 --> 00:47:31,999 Yes, the ''D epilady''! 551 00:47:39,487 --> 00:47:42,207 S omeone rang , Sir. 552 00:47:42,207 --> 00:47:43,037 What? 553 00:47:44,167 --> 00:47:46,727 - S omeone rang the doorbell. - That's impossible. 554 00:47:47,807 --> 00:47:49,126 Who is it? 555 00:47:50,927 --> 00:47:53,047 l don't know! Who could it be? 556 00:47:53,047 --> 00:47:55,197 l 'm going to see. 557 00:47:59,367 --> 00:48:01,403 Quiet! 558 00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:10,878 Quiet, understand? 559 00:48:14,607 --> 00:48:18,122 -Who is it? - Just one of the neighbours. 560 00:48:20,087 --> 00:48:24,399 Her husband disappeared 1 0 years ago. She's a real pain in the neck. 561 00:48:27,167 --> 00:48:28,202 Let's go. 562 00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:32,245 We'll continue. 563 00:48:34,607 --> 00:48:36,040 l t burns! 564 00:48:37,967 --> 00:48:40,807 -Please, why are you doing this? - Close the door! 565 00:48:40,807 --> 00:48:43,367 C ome on out! We're having the cake! 566 00:48:43,367 --> 00:48:45,007 - l don t want any. - C ome into the living room. 567 00:48:45,007 --> 00:48:47,807 Tell your friend to come too. l made cream puffs. 568 00:48:47,807 --> 00:48:49,847 l don't want any, l don't like them. 569 00:48:49,847 --> 00:48:51,767 l really love cream puffs! 570 00:48:51,767 --> 00:48:55,127 What have you been doing! What did you burn? 571 00:48:55,127 --> 00:48:57,887 We didn't burn a thing! 572 00:48:57,887 --> 00:48:59,807 Are you sure? There's a burnt smell! 573 00:48:59,807 --> 00:49:02,767 l t's my friend's feet. Leave us alone, we're going out! 574 00:49:02,767 --> 00:49:04,687 - You're going out, then? - Yes, we've made up our minds. 575 00:49:04,687 --> 00:49:06,447 The fresh air'll do you good 576 00:49:06,447 --> 00:49:09,807 Say hello on your way out, be polite! 577 00:49:09,807 --> 00:49:11,487 Okay! 578 00:49:11,487 --> 00:49:13,847 We can't hang out in here forever. 579 00:49:13,847 --> 00:49:16,486 She's wise to us, we gotta go! 580 00:49:23,967 --> 00:49:26,197 - What's that? - Ya fall asleep? 581 00:49:26,767 --> 00:49:29,759 Enough of this, if we keep waiting here, we'll all fall asleep. 582 00:49:29,807 --> 00:49:32,002 C ool it, we still got an hour. 583 00:49:32,567 --> 00:49:34,367 Why, what're we waitin' for? 584 00:49:34,367 --> 00:49:37,367 l said it's too early. Can't ya see? 585 00:49:37,367 --> 00:49:38,516 No, l can't see. 586 00:49:41,367 --> 00:49:42,356 Let's go, Augusto. 587 00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:48,527 Jeez, it's cold! 588 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:50,802 l 'm all stiff. 589 00:49:57,007 --> 00:49:58,360 Did ya make it, Osvaldo? 590 00:50:02,527 --> 00:50:03,607 Now we're talkin'! 591 00:50:03,607 --> 00:50:05,199 Hey, man , . . . 592 00:50:05,887 --> 00:50:07,764 you ripped open the jacket! 593 00:50:09,167 --> 00:50:11,287 Who's gonna tell Fausto? 594 00:50:11,287 --> 00:50:12,561 Let's go. 595 00:50:33,887 --> 00:50:35,036 The jimmy. . . 596 00:50:57,407 --> 00:51:00,160 Oh , my God! 597 00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:11,207 An ambulance. . . 598 00:51:11,207 --> 00:51:12,606 Help. . . 599 00:51:25,207 --> 00:51:26,526 File. 600 00:51:40,927 --> 00:51:42,679 l t's too big. 601 00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:45,805 Put it in this way. . . 602 00:52:27,447 --> 00:52:30,327 Look at what they do to themselves on New Year's Eve! 603 00:52:30,327 --> 00:52:32,636 She's sloshed, 604 00:52:33,247 --> 00:52:34,760 we'll take the stairs. 605 00:52:39,487 --> 00:52:41,637 You lush! 606 00:52:42,327 --> 00:52:44,443 Ya like the sauce, right? 607 00:52:52,327 --> 00:52:53,316 Stop it! 608 00:52:55,727 --> 00:52:57,558 Crying won't change a thing! 609 00:52:58,487 --> 00:53:02,007 M other, what're you doing here? 610 00:53:02,007 --> 00:53:03,967 Whatever any mother would do 611 00:53:03,967 --> 00:53:07,118 if she saw her daughter in trouble. 612 00:53:07,967 --> 00:53:09,967 That's true, M other. 613 00:53:09,967 --> 00:53:11,767 You're right. 614 00:53:11,767 --> 00:53:18,115 -D o you finally realize now? - l feel horrible! 615 00:53:18,807 --> 00:53:22,687 l 've done everything wrong! 616 00:53:22,687 --> 00:53:24,643 Stop feeling sorry for yourself and get your act together. 617 00:53:25,207 --> 00:53:26,887 You never change. 618 00:53:26,887 --> 00:53:30,807 You're just like your father. You're nearly thirty 619 00:53:30,807 --> 00:53:33,007 and you still don't know how things work 620 00:53:33,007 --> 00:53:35,157 You have something priceless the others don't have. 621 00:53:35,967 --> 00:53:38,607 A mother who loves you , and would give her life for you. 622 00:53:38,607 --> 00:53:40,687 - l know. - You've got to react. 623 00:53:40,687 --> 00:53:43,406 You've got to show yourself and the world what you're capable of. 624 00:53:44,807 --> 00:53:46,767 Show that pig who you are. 625 00:53:46,767 --> 00:53:48,120 He has to pay. 626 00:53:48,647 --> 00:53:50,247 To pay, S weety! 627 00:53:50,247 --> 00:53:51,805 He's got to pay for his mistakes. 628 00:53:52,367 --> 00:53:55,837 A little laxative's not enough. But we can still make it. 629 00:53:56,607 --> 00:53:58,407 C ome on , let's get busy. 630 00:53:58,407 --> 00:54:00,398 Let's begin the New Year with a bang. 631 00:54:01,927 --> 00:54:03,519 Your mother loves you. 632 00:54:04,207 --> 00:54:06,516 Loves you , understand? 633 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:16,007 Where's the wine? 634 00:54:16,007 --> 00:54:18,607 There should be some in the fridge. 635 00:54:18,607 --> 00:54:20,287 No, l wanted red. 636 00:54:20,287 --> 00:54:21,686 Here it is. 637 00:54:22,367 --> 00:54:24,087 A nice Chianti. 638 00:54:24,087 --> 00:54:27,124 Bravo, everything's great. 639 00:54:52,087 --> 00:54:53,315 The lights. 640 00:54:56,087 --> 00:54:58,647 Easy as eatin' a stick of butter. 641 00:54:58,647 --> 00:54:59,875 What're ya talkin' about? 642 00:55:00,767 --> 00:55:03,287 S o it's easy to eat a stick of butter? 643 00:55:03,287 --> 00:55:05,847 - Sure it is! - l 'd like to make ya eat one. 644 00:55:05,847 --> 00:55:07,883 Did ya ever eat a stick of butter? 645 00:55:08,647 --> 00:55:10,167 No, it's a saying. 646 00:55:10,167 --> 00:55:13,603 The saying's ''easy as drinkin' a glass of water'' 647 00:55:14,007 --> 00:55:16,087 l made a mistake. S o what? 648 00:55:16,087 --> 00:55:17,076 Easy does it! 649 00:55:18,247 --> 00:55:19,646 l said easy does it! 650 00:55:20,287 --> 00:55:22,562 C ool it, we gotta work. 651 00:55:34,527 --> 00:55:35,960 Fishbone. . . 652 00:55:37,207 --> 00:55:38,117 C ome here. 653 00:55:39,807 --> 00:55:41,559 l want to show you somethin'. 654 00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:00,727 Jeez, what a place! 655 00:56:00,727 --> 00:56:01,727 S ee? 656 00:56:01,727 --> 00:56:03,365 Why didn't ya ever tell me? 657 00:56:04,567 --> 00:56:06,205 l t's fabulous! 658 00:56:32,167 --> 00:56:33,885 Watch your head. 659 00:56:43,887 --> 00:56:44,842 You hear? 660 00:56:46,207 --> 00:56:47,879 S ounds like it's breathing. 661 00:56:49,487 --> 00:56:53,162 l t was built in 1 89 4 662 00:56:53,687 --> 00:56:55,447 by a Norwegian engineer, 663 00:56:55,447 --> 00:56:57,563 a guy named Lars Fenning. 664 00:56:59,607 --> 00:57:00,407 Look. . . 665 00:57:00,407 --> 00:57:03,285 He called it ''Heidi'' in honour of his dead daughter 666 00:57:04,207 --> 00:57:06,163 Never misses a beat. 667 00:57:07,247 --> 00:57:09,407 They say he committed suicide inside. 668 00:57:09,407 --> 00:57:11,637 - Who? - Lars Fenning. 669 00:57:12,447 --> 00:57:13,880 He was desperate, 670 00:57:14,407 --> 00:57:17,479 his life had lost all meaning after his daughter died. 671 00:57:19,847 --> 00:57:20,916 B eautiful , huh? 672 00:57:21,727 --> 00:57:22,876 Really beautiful. 673 00:57:23,687 --> 00:57:25,962 The tenants complain everyonce in a while, 674 00:57:26,767 --> 00:57:30,047 they say they hear noises coming from the radiators, 675 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:31,958 like a voice calling: 676 00:57:33,607 --> 00:57:36,565 ''Heidi. . . '' 677 00:58:00,767 --> 00:58:03,201 Yes, yes, the golden rain! 678 00:58:04,927 --> 00:58:07,047 Just like that, the golden rain! 679 00:58:07,047 --> 00:58:08,167 M ore, more! 680 00:58:08,167 --> 00:58:09,725 All you've got! 681 00:58:10,807 --> 00:58:12,206 That's wonderful! 682 00:58:13,847 --> 00:58:15,121 You're the best! 683 00:58:20,327 --> 00:58:21,919 What's she doin'? 684 00:58:22,047 --> 00:58:24,167 S onofabitch! 685 00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:26,635 She's pissin' on him! 686 00:58:28,247 --> 00:58:29,236 Say it to me. . . 687 00:58:32,207 --> 00:58:32,967 They're good. 688 00:58:32,967 --> 00:58:37,207 But to make it special you have to use string beans, potatoes, 689 00:58:37,207 --> 00:58:39,118 and then you've got the real thing! 690 00:58:41,527 --> 00:58:42,721 Gaetano! 691 00:58:45,767 --> 00:58:47,837 l brought your appointment book! 692 00:58:48,007 --> 00:58:49,647 l 'm taking your check. 693 00:58:49,647 --> 00:58:52,167 You can't go now, and leave me here like this! 694 00:58:52,167 --> 00:58:53,805 Sukia! 695 00:58:54,967 --> 00:58:57,687 l f you ever need special services 696 00:58:57,687 --> 00:59:00,767 sado-maso, bondage, shit-love 697 00:59:00,767 --> 00:59:02,485 and fetish , 698 00:59:03,287 --> 00:59:06,447 just call me, my cell phone number's on there, too. 699 00:59:06,447 --> 00:59:08,005 Where are you going? 700 00:59:08,487 --> 00:59:11,160 Untie me, please! 701 00:59:11,647 --> 00:59:13,126 Sukia. . . 702 00:59:14,447 --> 00:59:16,278 - Can l ask ya somethin'? - C ertainly 703 00:59:17,047 --> 00:59:19,322 Why'd ya piss on him before? 704 00:59:20,607 --> 00:59:22,120 He likes it. 705 00:59:47,887 --> 00:59:49,718 Guess what l found! 706 00:59:52,727 --> 00:59:54,160 S olvent, 707 00:59:54,567 --> 00:59:56,603 for paintin' , for model makin'. 708 00:59:58,167 --> 01:00:01,207 - l t's a powerful hallucinogen. - How do you know? 709 01:00:01,207 --> 01:00:03,327 M y cousin told me. 710 01:00:03,327 --> 01:00:05,407 He was once really hooked on makin' models, 711 01:00:05,407 --> 01:00:09,167 then he became a hophead. He used to sniff this stuff. 712 01:00:09,167 --> 01:00:10,885 Said it was better than acid. 713 01:00:12,607 --> 01:00:13,847 Always skeptic! 714 01:00:13,847 --> 01:00:15,407 l hate ya! 715 01:00:15,407 --> 01:00:17,398 Ya never believe me when l tell ya somethin'. 716 01:00:23,767 --> 01:00:27,237 know how good this stuff is. . . B esides, it's New Y 717 01:00:27,607 --> 01:00:28,727 C ome on! 718 01:00:28,727 --> 01:00:29,921 Let's sniff it! 719 01:00:30,567 --> 01:00:32,558 Whatta ya got to lose? One good sniff! 720 01:00:34,527 --> 01:00:35,676 l 'm gonna do it. 721 01:00:39,927 --> 01:00:40,996 Should l ? 722 01:00:41,487 --> 01:00:42,602 D o it! 723 01:00:52,807 --> 01:00:54,763 Where you goin' with that picture? 724 01:00:57,127 --> 01:00:58,958 What, are ya crazy? 725 01:00:59,727 --> 01:01:01,843 Have some manners! 726 01:01:04,847 --> 01:01:06,447 Good evening. 727 01:01:06,447 --> 01:01:10,287 D on Fefe' , you tell 'em , they' re ruining me! 728 01:01:10,287 --> 01:01:11,356 B eautiful house! 729 01:01:14,407 --> 01:01:16,204 What am l gonna do? 730 01:01:18,327 --> 01:01:20,636 Trecchia, say something! 731 01:01:22,247 --> 01:01:23,839 They're ruining me! 732 01:01:34,527 --> 01:01:37,087 -What if she tells the cops? - She'd better not. 733 01:01:37,087 --> 01:01:39,687 Didn't ya see? She's a real professional. 734 01:01:39,687 --> 01:01:42,367 What do we do with him? D o we kill him? 735 01:01:42,367 --> 01:01:44,244 - No! - How're we gonna kill him? 736 01:01:45,167 --> 01:01:48,045 We'll suffocate him , we'll cover his face with a cushion. 737 01:01:48,887 --> 01:01:51,647 Where're ya gonna find a cushion? Can't ya see this is an office? 738 01:01:51,647 --> 01:01:54,687 -We'll take one from the couch. - l t won't work. 739 01:01:54,687 --> 01:01:56,405 They're made of leather, they'd slip. 740 01:01:57,087 --> 01:01:59,396 You're right. What do we do? 741 01:01:59,647 --> 01:02:02,923 We'll stuff his mouth , and put two fingers up his nose. . . 742 01:02:04,207 --> 01:02:06,127 How'll he breathe? Through his ears? 743 01:02:06,127 --> 01:02:08,402 Stop kidding around, you guys. 744 01:02:09,007 --> 01:02:11,607 - l don't want to die! - We're thinkin' , take it easy! 745 01:02:11,607 --> 01:02:13,727 C ome on now. . . please. . . 746 01:02:13,727 --> 01:02:16,446 Hold the phone! Change of plans! . 747 01:02:18,127 --> 01:02:19,242 l got an idea. 748 01:02:21,127 --> 01:02:22,242 We'll blackmail him! 749 01:02:23,207 --> 01:02:24,959 We'll take pictures of him! 750 01:02:25,647 --> 01:02:27,842 l f he doesn't pay off, we'll send 'em to his wife. 751 01:02:28,767 --> 01:02:30,607 - And we'll beat 'em up - Who? 752 01:02:30,607 --> 01:02:31,687 Him! 753 01:02:31,687 --> 01:02:33,887 - No pictures, please! - And we'll beat her up, too. 754 01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:35,206 No pictures! 755 01:02:35,247 --> 01:02:38,603 - l t's a great idea. - Great idea, huh? 756 01:02:39,367 --> 01:02:42,404 - S ee whatta moron y'are? - Ya don't like it? 757 01:02:43,087 --> 01:02:45,396 We take pictures of him alone? Wouldn't mean a thing. 758 01:02:46,327 --> 01:02:47,999 We shoulda taken 'em with that broad. 759 01:02:49,567 --> 01:02:52,001 Goddam , we let her go away. 760 01:02:53,047 --> 01:02:54,767 He's tied up though. 761 01:02:54,767 --> 01:02:56,678 We coulda tied him up. 762 01:02:57,647 --> 01:02:59,319 We shoulda taken 'em with Sukia. 763 01:03:04,287 --> 01:03:05,356 We need a broad. 764 01:03:06,087 --> 01:03:07,281 We gotta find one. 765 01:03:24,087 --> 01:03:25,315 C ountess? 766 01:03:26,807 --> 01:03:28,527 C ould you come out, please? 767 01:03:28,527 --> 01:03:31,519 C ountess, please come out! 768 01:03:38,807 --> 01:03:41,167 Criminal bastards, l always said so. 769 01:03:41,167 --> 01:03:43,158 What is it Rowena? What did they do to you? 770 01:03:43,367 --> 01:03:46,439 - Help me, please. - Whatta you want from me? 771 01:03:47,687 --> 01:03:49,882 Help! 772 01:03:50,727 --> 01:03:52,001 Call police! 773 01:03:53,167 --> 01:03:54,567 You're right. 774 01:03:54,567 --> 01:03:57,127 Enough , let's call 'em. 775 01:04:02,527 --> 01:04:04,367 Easy! 776 01:04:04,367 --> 01:04:06,047 Goddammit, pull! 777 01:04:06,047 --> 01:04:07,241 Not you! 778 01:04:07,607 --> 01:04:11,156 The pizzeria? Who'll ya leave it to? 779 01:04:12,847 --> 01:04:14,647 Phone calls, too! Lemme have it! 780 01:04:14,647 --> 01:04:15,887 l knew it! 781 01:04:15,887 --> 01:04:17,479 Gimme the receiver! 782 01:04:19,887 --> 01:04:21,447 No manners! 783 01:04:21,447 --> 01:04:23,005 For a lousy phone call! 784 01:04:35,407 --> 01:04:38,207 What'd ya do? Take the onion! 785 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:41,119 You wanna make our Gaetano look like shit? 786 01:04:49,447 --> 01:04:50,727 All right, that's enough! 787 01:04:50,727 --> 01:04:54,287 You can't do this. l 'll have you all arrested. 788 01:04:54,287 --> 01:04:55,527 l 'll ruin you. 789 01:04:55,527 --> 01:04:58,200 You'll spend the rest of your lives in jail! 790 01:04:58,607 --> 01:05:00,207 You people are the dregs of society, the pits. 791 01:05:00,207 --> 01:05:03,447 You're nothing but thieves! 792 01:05:03,447 --> 01:05:07,367 Oh , yeah? We may be thieves, but you're worse. 793 01:05:07,367 --> 01:05:10,567 You're a pre-vert! 794 01:05:10,567 --> 01:05:14,647 Who's worse, us or the prevert? 795 01:05:14,647 --> 01:05:15,841 He is! 796 01:05:20,047 --> 01:05:21,480 Ya wanted to blind me? 797 01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:23,924 Why? 798 01:05:28,087 --> 01:05:30,327 Quiet down! 799 01:05:30,327 --> 01:05:31,919 What is this stuff? 800 01:05:33,687 --> 01:05:36,407 This munificent space 801 01:05:36,407 --> 01:05:40,967 is provisioning us with wide and ranging refreshments, 802 01:05:40,967 --> 01:05:43,927 satisf ying all of us here, 803 01:05:43,927 --> 01:05:45,967 and we know 804 01:05:45,967 --> 01:05:49,967 it's a specialty place, 805 01:05:49,967 --> 01:05:53,447 a verificable space, 806 01:05:53,447 --> 01:05:56,803 one that is severely right! 807 01:05:58,927 --> 01:06:00,287 l give a thank 808 01:06:00,287 --> 01:06:04,405 to the C oach of all C oaches 809 01:06:05,207 --> 01:06:07,487 the true innate son, 810 01:06:07,487 --> 01:06:11,526 Pasquale Trecchia, born of Nicola! 811 01:06:14,167 --> 01:06:16,847 Gaetano, my love, 812 01:06:16,847 --> 01:06:17,887 come to me! 813 01:06:17,887 --> 01:06:18,876 Who's that? 814 01:06:40,087 --> 01:06:41,202 Not even any paper! 815 01:06:46,607 --> 01:06:47,756 l t figures. . . 816 01:06:59,127 --> 01:07:01,004 Look at you! 817 01:07:31,967 --> 01:07:34,527 Greetings, Fishbone, l am. . . 818 01:07:34,527 --> 01:07:36,085 l know who you are. 819 01:07:36,767 --> 01:07:40,396 You're Lars Fenning , the builder of steam boilers 820 01:07:41,087 --> 01:07:42,315 How are you? 821 01:07:43,687 --> 01:07:45,245 Fine, and you? 822 01:07:46,047 --> 01:07:47,765 Very fine. 823 01:07:49,047 --> 01:07:51,766 - And your daughter? - She's here. 824 01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:53,596 Heidi. . . 825 01:07:57,247 --> 01:07:58,919 Hi , Heidi. 826 01:08:08,327 --> 01:08:10,158 Are you tired? 827 01:08:11,927 --> 01:08:12,723 A little. 828 01:08:13,327 --> 01:08:17,607 l wonder how you do it. The fuel will soon be gone, 829 01:08:17,607 --> 01:08:19,165 do you know that? 830 01:08:21,047 --> 01:08:21,843 S o. . . ?. 831 01:08:22,727 --> 01:08:23,876 Nothing. 832 01:08:24,687 --> 01:08:25,756 Are you ready? 833 01:08:26,607 --> 01:08:29,487 - Yes - You're not concerned? 834 01:08:29,487 --> 01:08:32,240 No, not a bit. 835 01:09:03,767 --> 01:09:05,723 You don't remember me. 836 01:09:06,447 --> 01:09:09,447 - Well , right now, l . . . - Angela C oticone! 837 01:09:09,447 --> 01:09:12,727 We were in the same class at the hotel school 838 01:09:12,727 --> 01:09:14,445 Then they flunked you. 839 01:09:15,407 --> 01:09:18,160 - l never studied. - You know something? 840 01:09:18,887 --> 01:09:20,367 l can tell you this now: 841 01:09:20,367 --> 01:09:22,367 l had a crush on you. 842 01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:26,326 l used to spend the whole day writing your name in my diary: 843 01:09:27,047 --> 01:09:30,039 M alacozza. . . 844 01:09:32,487 --> 01:09:33,966 And you never gave me a tumble. 845 01:09:34,687 --> 01:09:36,040 How stupid of me! 846 01:09:37,087 --> 01:09:39,727 C oticone, you know what. . . 847 01:09:39,727 --> 01:09:42,967 There's a party on a barge on the Tiber. 848 01:09:42,967 --> 01:09:44,647 Why don't we go together? 849 01:09:44,647 --> 01:09:48,925 Then l can show you all the beautiful spots in Rome. 850 01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:53,567 The C olosseum , St. Peter's, Piazza Navona, Piazza di Spagna, 851 01:09:53,567 --> 01:09:55,239 Piazza B ologna. . . 852 01:09:57,327 --> 01:09:58,999 - Not again! - l gotta talk to ya. 853 01:09:59,767 --> 01:10:02,447 - l did somethin' bad. -l know, you went a little too far. 854 01:10:02,447 --> 01:10:05,047 -That's true, but l didn't want to. - Well , you did wrong. 855 01:10:05,047 --> 01:10:07,327 l did wrong , and that's the truth. 856 01:10:07,327 --> 01:10:08,999 What do we do now? 857 01:10:09,927 --> 01:10:13,287 Forget it, what's done is done, any way, the C ountess. . . 858 01:10:13,287 --> 01:10:15,926 - Was in bad shape? - Real bad, she drinks. 859 01:10:17,327 --> 01:10:19,367 - She drank. - She always did! 860 01:10:19,367 --> 01:10:20,527 What do we do now? 861 01:10:20,527 --> 01:10:23,166 Nothin' , it's New Year's, life goes on. 862 01:10:24,047 --> 01:10:26,887 Yeah , out with the old. Can things be worked out? 863 01:10:26,887 --> 01:10:29,207 D on't worry about it, go have a drink. 864 01:10:29,207 --> 01:10:31,007 -You'll take care of it, then? - l 'll take care of it. 865 01:10:31,007 --> 01:10:32,647 Hold it now! 866 01:10:32,647 --> 01:10:34,399 He was always a great guy. 867 01:10:36,487 --> 01:10:39,285 - l 'll never forget this. - No, just forget everything. 868 01:10:40,727 --> 01:10:43,241 You're right. M aybe it's better. 869 01:10:44,167 --> 01:10:45,680 l 'll forget everything. 870 01:10:49,687 --> 01:10:51,723 Show that pig who you are. 871 01:10:52,127 --> 01:10:55,119 He has to pay. He has to pay, Sweetie 872 01:11:01,687 --> 01:11:04,807 - Enzo, darling. . . - You finally made it. 873 01:11:04,807 --> 01:11:07,127 The toilet paper was all gone, l found these. 874 01:11:07,127 --> 01:11:08,127 Give'em to me. . . 875 01:11:08,127 --> 01:11:11,324 What the hell got into you to make that fish risotto? 876 01:11:14,247 --> 01:11:16,567 l want to go out, l can't stand it here anymore. 877 01:11:16,567 --> 01:11:18,607 - You sure? - Yeah , l want to go out. 878 01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:20,927 l want to celebrate, raise some hell. 879 01:11:20,927 --> 01:11:23,847 - l t's great in here! - How much time left? 880 01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:26,847 -l don't know. Twenty minutes. - Let's go! 881 01:11:26,847 --> 01:11:27,916 We'll go now. 882 01:11:31,527 --> 01:11:35,122 She's half dead. Liven her up. 883 01:11:36,487 --> 01:11:37,807 Let's go, doll. 884 01:11:37,807 --> 01:11:39,525 C'mon , baby. . . 885 01:11:40,567 --> 01:11:42,327 We gotta take a picture, not make a painting! 886 01:11:42,327 --> 01:11:44,795 No, no pictures! 887 01:11:46,247 --> 01:11:49,167 Shut him up! l can't concentrate. 888 01:11:49,167 --> 01:11:51,397 l 'm gonna hit ya in the head again. 889 01:11:54,287 --> 01:11:56,807 l t's my wife, l 'm sure. 890 01:11:56,807 --> 01:11:57,922 She wants to wish me a Happy New Year. 891 01:11:58,727 --> 01:12:00,967 Let me talk to her, l have to talk to her. 892 01:12:00,967 --> 01:12:03,607 You don't know how she is, who knows what she'll think. 893 01:12:03,607 --> 01:12:06,647 - What do we do? - Please, she'll be suspicious 894 01:12:06,647 --> 01:12:08,444 Give him the phone. 895 01:12:08,767 --> 01:12:10,758 Thank you , you're very kind. 896 01:12:13,167 --> 01:12:15,362 D on't get smart, or l 'll strangle ya. 897 01:12:15,807 --> 01:12:17,320 D on't worry. 898 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:24,807 l 'm sorry, 899 01:12:24,807 --> 01:12:28,487 but the children wanted to wish you a Happy New Year. How are you? 900 01:12:28,487 --> 01:12:30,367 - Fine. - Where are you? 901 01:12:30,367 --> 01:12:33,407 l 'm in bed. 902 01:12:33,407 --> 01:12:36,567 What a terrible New Year! l 'm sorry. 903 01:12:36,567 --> 01:12:39,764 - You're telling me. - Stop it! 904 01:12:40,567 --> 01:12:41,522 Who is that? 905 01:12:42,327 --> 01:12:43,327 Nobody! 906 01:12:43,327 --> 01:12:46,127 Whose voice was that? 907 01:12:46,127 --> 01:12:48,007 Nobody's. 908 01:12:48,007 --> 01:12:50,646 - l don't know. - l can still hear it! 909 01:12:52,367 --> 01:12:54,127 - What are you saying? - Tell me who it is. 910 01:12:54,127 --> 01:12:56,047 - Nobody! - There's a woman there 911 01:12:56,047 --> 01:12:57,927 D on't be ridiculous! 912 01:12:57,927 --> 01:12:59,527 l know, there's a woman there! 913 01:12:59,527 --> 01:13:02,247 No, l swear! 914 01:13:02,247 --> 01:13:03,726 Then who's there with you? 915 01:13:04,727 --> 01:13:06,604 D o you really want to know? 916 01:13:08,247 --> 01:13:09,646 Are you sure? 917 01:13:11,287 --> 01:13:12,356 Well , then. . . 918 01:13:12,967 --> 01:13:14,400 l 'll tell you , if you insist. 919 01:13:15,367 --> 01:13:16,967 M y lawyer, M astrantonio. 920 01:13:16,967 --> 01:13:19,887 What's he doing in your bedroom? 921 01:13:19,887 --> 01:13:21,605 l 'm consoling him. 922 01:13:22,807 --> 01:13:25,924 He's crying , he's desperate. . . 923 01:13:26,927 --> 01:13:27,807 Let me talk to him. 924 01:13:27,807 --> 01:13:31,607 Leave him alone, he's in very bad shape. 925 01:13:31,607 --> 01:13:33,837 l said, put him on , l want to talk to him 926 01:13:34,567 --> 01:13:37,400 l f you really want to talk to him. . . 927 01:13:37,727 --> 01:13:39,160 l 'll put him on. 928 01:13:40,927 --> 01:13:41,807 Here, 929 01:13:41,807 --> 01:13:43,206 it's my wife. 930 01:13:44,327 --> 01:13:47,319 M y wife wants to talk to you. 931 01:13:48,167 --> 01:13:49,156 To me? 932 01:13:50,847 --> 01:13:53,847 l know you're desperate, that you don't want to talk to anyone, 933 01:13:53,847 --> 01:13:55,807 but do me this favour, please. 934 01:13:55,807 --> 01:13:57,320 Please. . . 935 01:13:57,727 --> 01:13:59,240 l 'll put him on now. 936 01:14:03,767 --> 01:14:07,047 - Who is this? - Good evening , M adame. 937 01:14:07,047 --> 01:14:10,607 This is M astrantonio. 938 01:14:10,607 --> 01:14:12,047 l 'm sorry, 939 01:14:12,047 --> 01:14:14,607 but for a moment, l thought my husband. . . 940 01:14:16,247 --> 01:14:17,487 l 'm sorry. 941 01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:20,967 l 've been told you're very sad, and l don't want to be indiscreet. . . 942 01:14:20,967 --> 01:14:23,003 but what's wrong? 943 01:14:23,727 --> 01:14:28,118 Well , l 'm sad because. . . 944 01:14:28,887 --> 01:14:30,367 l f you'd rather not talk. . . 945 01:14:30,367 --> 01:14:32,287 No, it's just that. . . 946 01:14:32,287 --> 01:14:36,041 . . . a friend of mine. . . 947 01:14:37,047 --> 01:14:38,687 Go on! 948 01:14:38,687 --> 01:14:40,405 . . . was beaten up. 949 01:14:40,727 --> 01:14:45,327 - Who did it? - l 'm not sure about his name. 950 01:14:45,327 --> 01:14:47,167 But l do know that. . . 951 01:14:47,167 --> 01:14:48,687 . . . these people. . . 952 01:14:48,687 --> 01:14:51,087 beat him up. 953 01:14:51,087 --> 01:14:54,079 Poor man! Why? How did it happen? 954 01:14:54,847 --> 01:14:56,487 They didn't beat him up. . . 955 01:14:56,487 --> 01:14:58,447 . . . they just wanted to. 956 01:14:58,447 --> 01:15:00,039 And then. . . 957 01:15:02,967 --> 01:15:04,320 they knocked him out. 958 01:15:05,087 --> 01:15:08,287 - Knocked him out? How. ? - They stretched him out. . . 959 01:15:08,287 --> 01:15:09,561 . . . and cut off. . . 960 01:15:10,407 --> 01:15:12,167 What? 961 01:15:12,167 --> 01:15:15,047 - They cut off. . . - What? 962 01:15:15,047 --> 01:15:16,924 Go ahead, tell me! 963 01:15:18,807 --> 01:15:19,956 M y ass! 964 01:15:20,967 --> 01:15:22,002 Yes! 965 01:15:23,087 --> 01:15:24,847 l went to Nepal for six months. 966 01:15:24,847 --> 01:15:27,567 - What did you do there? - Nothing. 967 01:15:27,567 --> 01:15:30,607 l was in a monastery, meditating. 968 01:15:30,607 --> 01:15:33,567 l meditated a lot, about who l was, and what l wanted. 969 01:15:33,567 --> 01:15:34,886 - And what did you want? - Lisa? 970 01:15:35,687 --> 01:15:38,727 - What is it? - S omething important to tell you. 971 01:15:38,727 --> 01:15:42,247 - Can't you see, l 'm talking. - What happened to you? 972 01:15:42,247 --> 01:15:43,885 l t's important, please. 973 01:15:44,847 --> 01:15:46,207 E xcuse me. 974 01:15:46,207 --> 01:15:48,207 You have to react. 975 01:15:48,207 --> 01:15:51,244 You have to show yourself and the world what you're worth. 976 01:15:52,247 --> 01:15:55,287 Show that pig who you are, he has to pay. 977 01:15:55,287 --> 01:15:57,287 He has to pay, Sweety, 978 01:15:57,287 --> 01:16:00,127 He has to pay for his mistakes. Let' s get busy. 979 01:16:00,127 --> 01:16:02,243 Let's begin the New Year with a bang. 980 01:16:02,767 --> 01:16:03,836 You gotta say: 981 01:16:05,967 --> 01:16:07,366 ''Happy New Year 982 01:16:08,487 --> 01:16:10,478 and many happy returns''. 983 01:16:12,647 --> 01:16:15,967 Happy New Year, and many happy returns. 984 01:16:15,967 --> 01:16:18,037 Perfect, you seem normal that way. 985 01:16:19,007 --> 01:16:21,487 And then. . . real cool , 986 01:16:21,487 --> 01:16:23,398 just normal , 987 01:16:23,887 --> 01:16:25,479 you head for the door, 988 01:16:26,367 --> 01:16:28,597 walk out, and wait for me. 989 01:16:29,047 --> 01:16:30,116 Easy, right? 990 01:16:33,767 --> 01:16:35,997 - Can you do it? - Sure. 991 01:16:37,087 --> 01:16:38,807 - Say it again. - Sure. 992 01:16:38,807 --> 01:16:41,321 No, the thing you have to say! 993 01:16:43,407 --> 01:16:47,327 Happy New Year and many happy returns! 994 01:16:47,327 --> 01:16:48,727 Happy New Year. . . 995 01:16:48,727 --> 01:16:50,240 and many happy returns. 996 01:16:50,327 --> 01:16:51,555 Giulia knows everything. 997 01:16:52,087 --> 01:16:54,727 - About the two of us. - That' s ridiculous! 998 01:16:54,727 --> 01:16:58,242 She does! Remember the picture with the fish? l t's gone. 999 01:16:59,127 --> 01:17:02,207 -And the one of you she had? - Are you paranoid? 1000 01:17:02,207 --> 01:17:04,880 l 'm not paranoid! She cut off the lights! 1001 01:17:05,607 --> 01:17:08,807 She made me wipe my ass with the company report l 'd finished! 1002 01:17:08,807 --> 01:17:11,087 Stop it, you're delirious! Let go of me! 1003 01:17:11,087 --> 01:17:12,967 - Listen! - No, you listen to me! 1004 01:17:12,967 --> 01:17:16,447 l 'm not accustomed to making a spectacle of myself! Calm down! 1005 01:17:16,447 --> 01:17:18,767 l f a little fucking had this effect on you. . . 1006 01:17:18,767 --> 01:17:22,167 This is Lisa. - What's that, Enzo? 1007 01:17:22,167 --> 01:17:24,681 l don't know what to wear. What are you wearing? 1008 01:17:25,527 --> 01:17:28,687 - l'm desperate, call me. - Hello, Lisa? 1009 01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:30,127 S ounds like an answering machine. 1010 01:17:30,127 --> 01:17:32,243 Quiet, let's listen. 1011 01:17:32,847 --> 01:17:33,882 How are you? 1012 01:17:35,647 --> 01:17:38,286 - So so... what about you? - Tired. 1013 01:17:38,927 --> 01:17:41,567 l just finished writing that report for the company. 1014 01:17:41,567 --> 01:17:42,682 About time! 1015 01:17:43,407 --> 01:17:44,886 What are you doing? 1016 01:17:45,647 --> 01:17:46,841 l've had it! 1017 01:17:47,647 --> 01:17:49,607 l don' t feel like coming tonight! 1018 01:17:49,607 --> 01:17:51,199 Neither do l! 1019 01:17:52,407 --> 01:17:54,087 She's in a dither. 1020 01:17:54,087 --> 01:17:57,327 She got up at si x to prepare the lentils. 1021 01:17:57,327 --> 01:17:59,921 We could have got them at the deli, they're awful anyway. 1022 01:18:01,047 --> 01:18:03,887 - What if l didn't come? - No, it means a lot to her. 1023 01:18:03,887 --> 01:18:04,767 She'd take it hard! 1024 01:18:04,767 --> 01:18:07,127 Nothing happened, give me that rifle. 1025 01:18:07,127 --> 01:18:10,407 You mustn't think. . . Give me that rifle! 1026 01:18:10,407 --> 01:18:12,602 l t didn't mean anything at all! 1027 01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:19,044 - ...at midnight... - l'll mount you like a bull... 1028 01:18:19,927 --> 01:18:21,679 l t's not that way. 1029 01:18:23,327 --> 01:18:24,919 l t's not the way it looks. 1030 01:18:29,007 --> 01:18:31,805 Everything's much more complicated than you can even imagine! 1031 01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:35,007 So come tonight. 1032 01:18:35,007 --> 01:18:38,124 lf you want me to come tonight come here right away. 1033 01:18:41,367 --> 01:18:42,641 l'm there... 1034 01:18:45,127 --> 01:18:47,197 l gave you the keys to my home. 1035 01:18:47,887 --> 01:18:51,721 l gave you my life, my love, l gave you everything. 1036 01:18:52,807 --> 01:18:56,117 You took it all , you even took my best friend. 1037 01:18:57,727 --> 01:18:58,603 And you? 1038 01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:00,486 What did you give me? 1039 01:19:01,247 --> 01:19:02,839 What? 1040 01:19:05,127 --> 01:19:06,276 l love you! 1041 01:19:07,447 --> 01:19:08,641 S o do l . 1042 01:19:51,887 --> 01:19:55,402 Happy New Year, and many happy returns to all. 1043 01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:04,247 Dad! l 'm gonna start! 1044 01:20:04,247 --> 01:20:06,687 Relax, we've still got 20 minutes. 1045 01:20:06,687 --> 01:20:09,042 1 5. The people across the way just started. 1046 01:20:12,287 --> 01:20:13,322 C ome here look! 1047 01:20:16,487 --> 01:20:17,476 What is it? 1048 01:20:20,927 --> 01:20:23,680 What are they doing , firing at us? 1049 01:20:38,767 --> 01:20:40,200 Not the D odge! 1050 01:20:43,407 --> 01:20:46,240 You'll pay for this, goddam nobles! 1051 01:21:19,487 --> 01:21:20,602 Grandpa! 1052 01:21:24,247 --> 01:21:25,965 Take cover behind here! 1053 01:21:28,207 --> 01:21:29,322 Careful! 1054 01:21:30,527 --> 01:21:32,767 Look at what you've done, you idiot! 1055 01:21:32,767 --> 01:21:34,280 Clean it up. 1056 01:21:42,287 --> 01:21:45,007 Forget it. You're a dead loss. 1057 01:21:45,007 --> 01:21:47,965 Get out. 1058 01:21:49,447 --> 01:21:50,800 Take cover, Grandpa! 1059 01:21:52,647 --> 01:21:54,478 The lighter! 1060 01:22:07,287 --> 01:22:08,367 Help! 1061 01:22:08,367 --> 01:22:10,287 Help me, someone! 1062 01:22:10,287 --> 01:22:12,198 There's a madwoman here! 1063 01:22:19,127 --> 01:22:22,756 Happy New Year, and many happy returns to all. 1064 01:22:23,047 --> 01:22:26,727 l 'm going to smash up that whore's Jaguar! 1065 01:22:26,727 --> 01:22:29,161 l 'll help you , Dad. 1066 01:22:29,887 --> 01:22:31,367 - You feel up to it? - Yeah. 1067 01:22:31,367 --> 01:22:34,247 Then go get the baseball bat. 1068 01:22:34,247 --> 01:22:35,680 l 'll cover you from here. 1069 01:22:40,927 --> 01:22:42,440 Thanks, Grandpa. 1070 01:22:52,927 --> 01:22:55,767 l want a quieter life, with less stress. 1071 01:22:55,767 --> 01:22:58,440 l got a house in the country. 1072 01:22:59,087 --> 01:23:01,555 Just a few kilometres from Rome. 1073 01:23:02,407 --> 01:23:06,087 There are lots of animals.: hens, chickens, turkeys...\ 1074 01:23:06,087 --> 01:23:09,087 There's even a garden. l grow things there. 1075 01:23:09,087 --> 01:23:10,527 lt's biological. 1076 01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:14,076 You know, on cold winter mornings, when you wake up in the morning... 1077 01:23:14,687 --> 01:23:16,882 ...you can still smell the fire. 1078 01:23:17,967 --> 01:23:19,887 There's the smell of milk soup. 1079 01:23:19,887 --> 01:23:22,401 Fantastic! 1080 01:23:31,087 --> 01:23:33,207 Why? 1081 01:23:33,207 --> 01:23:35,007 l t was perfect! 1082 01:23:35,007 --> 01:23:37,927 We'll make that old bitch pay. 1083 01:23:37,927 --> 01:23:41,556 - We'll smash up her car. - l t was perfect! 1084 01:23:43,607 --> 01:23:45,677 l 'll show you! 1085 01:23:53,647 --> 01:23:55,126 Bastards! 1086 01:23:58,607 --> 01:24:01,963 Bulldog? 1087 01:24:04,087 --> 01:24:05,687 Run! They're firing! 1088 01:24:05,687 --> 01:24:08,679 Stop this goddam music! 1089 01:24:09,487 --> 01:24:10,807 They're firing. 1090 01:24:10,807 --> 01:24:12,638 A bullet whizzed right past me. 1091 01:24:46,247 --> 01:24:48,367 Stop. 1092 01:24:48,367 --> 01:24:51,127 What are ya doin'? Ya can't do that, think a minute! 1093 01:24:51,127 --> 01:24:54,607 This isn't just any place, it's a private home. 1094 01:24:54,607 --> 01:24:57,767 Put the TV down , you can't do that. 1095 01:24:57,767 --> 01:24:59,359 l gotta do it! 1096 01:25:00,127 --> 01:25:02,277 l gonna smash it down there! 1097 01:25:02,327 --> 01:25:05,007 You'll pay for this, you bastards! You won't get away with it! 1098 01:25:05,007 --> 01:25:08,087 Ugly bitch! M y Dad'll show ya now! 1099 01:25:08,087 --> 01:25:10,123 Fire, Grandpa! 1100 01:25:24,167 --> 01:25:26,078 What'd they do to me? 1101 01:25:45,647 --> 01:25:47,683 What'd they do to you? 1102 01:25:56,487 --> 01:25:57,806 Why? 1103 01:26:06,967 --> 01:26:09,925 Now. . . the animal! 1104 01:26:14,087 --> 01:26:16,647 M y hand! 1105 01:26:16,647 --> 01:26:18,527 l t got blown off! 1106 01:26:18,527 --> 01:26:21,927 God, that hurts! 1107 01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:24,395 Find my hand! 1108 01:27:04,847 --> 01:27:08,476 Happy New Year, and many happy returns to all. 1109 01:27:24,687 --> 01:27:27,367 Giulia, darling? Happy New Year! 1110 01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:30,527 Two minutes to go, and l wanted to call you. 1111 01:27:30,527 --> 01:27:32,287 Happy New Year, S weety. 1112 01:27:32,287 --> 01:27:33,807 Happy New Year, M other. 1113 01:27:33,807 --> 01:27:35,126 How are things there? 1114 01:27:36,007 --> 01:27:37,367 Fine. 1115 01:27:37,367 --> 01:27:39,807 Did you follow my advice? 1116 01:27:39,807 --> 01:27:41,087 Yes. 1117 01:27:41,087 --> 01:27:43,647 You sound strange. 1118 01:27:43,647 --> 01:27:44,875 Everything all right? 1119 01:27:45,847 --> 01:27:47,687 Yes. l did it. 1120 01:27:47,687 --> 01:27:49,917 What? The striped bass? 1121 01:27:53,847 --> 01:27:55,200 l killed him. 1122 01:27:57,287 --> 01:27:59,247 l did what you told me. 1123 01:27:59,247 --> 01:28:00,487 What did you do? 1124 01:28:00,487 --> 01:28:03,843 Please, be quiet! l can't hear a thing! 1125 01:28:04,007 --> 01:28:07,767 You see? l didn't let him walk all over me. 1126 01:28:07,767 --> 01:28:09,207 l killed him. 1127 01:28:09,207 --> 01:28:10,686 What did you say? 1128 01:28:12,847 --> 01:28:14,367 l killed him. 1129 01:28:14,367 --> 01:28:19,647 What did you say? Answer me! 1130 01:28:19,647 --> 01:28:22,287 Only one minute left to the New Year! 1131 01:28:22,287 --> 01:28:24,127 Are you ready? 1132 01:28:24,127 --> 01:28:25,207 Yes! 1133 01:28:25,207 --> 01:28:26,686 l didn't hear you! 1134 01:28:28,687 --> 01:28:30,086 And you, Winnie? 1135 01:28:31,007 --> 01:28:34,397 Happy New Year, and M any Happy returns to all. 1136 01:28:45,927 --> 01:28:47,758 Greetings to all! 1137 01:28:49,047 --> 01:28:52,960 Happy New Year, and many happy returns. . . 1138 01:29:19,327 --> 01:29:21,647 Get on your knees. 1139 01:29:21,647 --> 01:29:25,327 D on't move, or l 'll spray your brains all over the wall. 1140 01:29:25,327 --> 01:29:26,967 Turn over the stuff. 1141 01:29:26,967 --> 01:29:29,327 -Hurry up, you black bastard. - Okay! 1142 01:29:29,327 --> 01:29:33,007 l 'll do whatever ya say. D on't shoot! 1143 01:29:33,007 --> 01:29:35,607 You can have the stuff. 1144 01:29:35,607 --> 01:29:37,518 Here it is. 1145 01:29:38,767 --> 01:29:40,207 Hophead. 1146 01:29:40,207 --> 01:29:43,517 You're just a hophead! 1147 01:29:45,687 --> 01:29:46,767 Here! 1148 01:29:46,767 --> 01:29:48,519 You won't get me. 1149 01:29:50,087 --> 01:29:52,047 You'll never get me! 1150 01:29:52,047 --> 01:29:54,007 Cristiano! 1151 01:29:54,007 --> 01:29:55,807 They're up to us! 1152 01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:58,162 The cops! 1153 01:30:00,367 --> 01:30:01,967 We gotta get out! 1154 01:30:01,967 --> 01:30:03,927 Cristiano, it's your M om. 1155 01:30:03,927 --> 01:30:05,121 Let's block the door. 1156 01:30:06,207 --> 01:30:08,927 - They' re out there. - l t's not the cops. 1157 01:30:08,927 --> 01:30:11,487 They're really pissed off! 1158 01:30:12,807 --> 01:30:16,327 Listen to me! D on't open the door! 1159 01:30:16,327 --> 01:30:18,367 Let go of me, it's my mother! 1160 01:30:18,367 --> 01:30:21,327 l t's not your mother, it's the cops! 1161 01:30:21,327 --> 01:30:23,847 They want the grass! They can imitate any voice. 1162 01:30:23,847 --> 01:30:25,647 Even your mother's! 1163 01:30:25,647 --> 01:30:27,967 Cristiano, open up. l t's your M om. 1164 01:30:27,967 --> 01:30:30,007 - M om! - l t's not your M om. 1165 01:30:30,007 --> 01:30:33,247 She's the spitting image, but it's not her! 1166 01:30:33,247 --> 01:30:34,967 Wake up! 1167 01:30:34,967 --> 01:30:36,798 We gotta get away! 1168 01:30:39,247 --> 01:30:41,247 Wait. 1169 01:30:41,247 --> 01:30:43,283 Ten seconds to go. 1170 01:30:59,127 --> 01:31:00,685 We got the dyna. . . 1171 01:31:17,927 --> 01:31:20,885 M om , look how beautiful. 81469

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