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Charlie Carter, you can walk in here
and derail my investigation,
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but the bottom line is,
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I spell murder with an "M"...
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just like the next guy!
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Stop.
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- What was that?
- Acting.
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I don't want you acting.
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I want you to live it.
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I want you to love it!
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- I want you to feel it!
- Yes.
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You are playing
Detective Sneeps Sneepkins.
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He was?...
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I never saw the show.
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- What?
- I said I never saw the show man.
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What the frigs Martin!
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He was Harley's nemesis
on every season of "Call Carter"?
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- And a fan favorite I might add.
- I only took drama
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so I didn't have to do
the mandatory gym course.
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Okay my heart lies squarely
in the world of science.
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The world has enough scientists,
we need more actors!
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We're rehearsing the grand finale
for BISHOP's 150th BIRTHDAY WEEKEND.
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So pay attention.
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This is the only man
who should be talking right now.
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He's your director.
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Who are you again?
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I'm Dave. I'm your Stage Manager.
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- Gross.
- What, why is that gross?
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Why is that gross?
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You are very mean. She's really mean.
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Alright Mercedes take a chill pill.
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Yes Dave is our stage manager
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and that's the lowest rung
on the totem pole but he's still a human.
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Listen up,
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come Saturday night,
these seats are gonna be filled.
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Oh, speaking of...
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It is my honor to introduce to you
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the OG Detective Sneeps Sneepkins,
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Dwick Brisebois!
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Yes.
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Clap!
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When I finally realized you were never
coming back to Los Angeles,
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what choice did I have?
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What are you stalking me now?
Get your butt up here!
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Harley, you said
you wouldn't make a big deal.
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I feel kinda weird.
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Dwick is a lot more shy,
a lot more humble than I am
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but we had a blast shooting
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- nine seasons of "Call Carter".
- Sure did.
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So this is the guy you said I looked like?
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He's like your doppelganger,
fifty years from now.
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Exactly how old do you think I am?
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- Seventy.
- Jesus.
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Okay, Dave and I are going to go grab
some vegan smoothies over at North Star,
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but Mr. Brisebois
is gonna hang around here,
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give you some pointers, run some lines.
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- No.
- Yeah, come on.
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- No, as I said I'm here on vacation.
- Come on.
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I just wanted to hit the beach you know,
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get some sun maybe...
Oh okay, I can run some lines I guess,
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you know, yeah you know,
believe it or not,
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I myself was once a bit of a science nerd.
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- I believe it.
- You are so mean. She is so mean.
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Good luck.
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I think we should cordon off the boardwalk
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filter people through
the North Beach pathway,
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- you agree?
- I agree.
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Yeah, especially
when the fireworks display happens,
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we want to have
all of these exit routes mapped.
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Hey.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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Just...I know every inch of this town.
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And, every spot has a memory.
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Seems like you're thinking about
a particular spot right now.
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No it's just,
I mean yes but its kid's stuff.
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This is my interested face.
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Okay, I was a freshman in high school
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and I was supposed
to meet this boy out here.
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It was the carnival, summer night and,
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in a way it was supposed to be
my first real date
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and that guy didn't show up.
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He didn't show up.
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What idiot wouldn't show up for you?
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You'll excuse me if I'm too blunt,
but I don't know how else to play this.
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Don't you think we should talk about
what happened at the range?
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That I outshot you?
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Yeah.
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Listen...
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I know what happened.
And we should talk about it.
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It's just I'm not always that great
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at putting together the right words
to describe how I'm feeling.
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Alright, I understand that, I get it.
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Just make sure you let me know
when the right words come together.
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- I will.
- Okay.
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- We got time.
- Yeah. We got time.
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But right now we should
head back to the station,
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start initiating this plan?
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- Yeah, let's do that.
- Okay.
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Okay, Tears For Fears. Brilliant name.
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- Flock of Seagulls, ridiculous.
- Oh, I like it.
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Men at Work. Brilliant.
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- Men Without Hats, ridonculous.
- Okay.
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- Counting Crows...
- Oh, that's a hard one...
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Smash Mouth?
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What the?
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Sam!
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- She's breathing!
- Oh god.
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Dave call an ambulance...
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Boyle, hey.
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Call all the ambulances Dave.
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Carter
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- Here comes the jiggly.
- No, I feel fine.
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- I don't want any...
- Come on, have a little jiggly.
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- I don't want any.
- Here comes the jiggly train.
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Come on have a little jiggly.
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Jiggly train trying to get
into the station.
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Alright fine. Suit yourself.
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Hey Dave, you want some jiggly?
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Wes, what do we got?
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All personnel at the station
at the time of the attack
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had at least trace amounts
of the drug ketamine in their systems.
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Chief Boyle hit his head when he fell.
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He's stable,
but in and out of consciousness.
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Ketamine?
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It is often used as an anesthetic
in surgeries.
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Alright Dave and I are gonna head
to the station
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and try and see if we can figure this out.
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- Well, I'm coming with you.
- Maybe you should rest
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until your functions stabilize.
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I'm not gonna stay in this bed
while this is happening.
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Let's get back to work. I'm still a cop.
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- I gotta change.
- Oh, okay.
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- Well I think she...
- Sorry.
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Ms. Mayor,
I get this is a big deal for your town...
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Yes, I get that it's not every day
a town turns 150 years old,
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but with all due,
there has been a serious threat.
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You should cancel all the festivities...
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Fine, it's your call.
I will keep you posted.
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- Hi there, how are you?
- Abigail?
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Sam. Hello.
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- Hi this is...
- Staff Sergeant Major Pershing-Linn.
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RCMP.
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Pershing?
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- As in...Chief Pershing?
- My dad, Angus, yes.
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Oh, this is amazing.
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- How are you? I am...
- I know who you are.
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The peacock.
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Aside from the nickname,
he doesn't talk about you much.
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Which tells me everything I need to know.
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The peacock?
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Your dad was the best.
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I always used to give him these hugs
and lift him up
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and his feet would just dangle
just a little bit off the ground.
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It was so cute. Tell him that we said hi.
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Abigail. I haven't seen you
since you were finishing up training.
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- So you're a sergeant. Congratulations.
- Thanks Sam. I've worked hard.
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Hard enough to feel comfortable
in someone else's office.
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Your chief has been incapacitated
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and I've been put in charge
of this investigation
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with full authority of my branch.
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And this is an office
I spent a considerable amount of time
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in as a kid, so yeah,
I'd say it feels pretty familiar.
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Now, this whole station
is considered a crime scene
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so I am having your coffee stations
and vending machines tested by the lab.
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I'm sorry, you think an entire department
was poisoned from bad station coffee
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or a nasty nut 'n nougat bar
in the vending machine?
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Harley...You have a better idea, Carter?
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Well, I mean the fact
that the ketamine had such a wide effect,
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it was probably airborne,
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likely administered
from the vents or the ducts.
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That's where I'd start but hey,
what do I know, I'm just a peacock.
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I'm so sorry.
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Abigail, we found this canister
in the ducts filled with ketamine.
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Fan blew it into the vents.
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- Looks like Harley was right.
- You kidding me?
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Guys, let's concentrate
on the upside here.
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- I was right.
- Zip it Carter.
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Thank you.
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Me and my team will take it from here.
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Why don't you three go
through the surveillance footage.
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If you can handle that.
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Surveillance footage?
What are we rent-a-cops?
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You don't think Abigail squeezing us
out of this investigation
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is in any way suspicious?
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Well, if you would pay attention,
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maybe we could be the ones
cracking the case, right here.
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Oh no. Abigail's purse just fell.
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What the hell are you doing?
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That is a Sergeant's personal property.
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Well she left her purse out here
so it's kind of her fault.
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Yeah you know,
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some psychologists might say
she wanted us to search it.
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By the way, three hand sanitizers?
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Well that explains
why she didn't want to shake our hands.
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- Guys!
- It's a plain view search
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which I'm pretty sure is a thing.
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It's a thing when you have probable cause.
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Are you really gonna let
Pershing's offspring
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just waltz in here
and take over our investigation?
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In my world, there is something called
the chain of command
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and as abrasive as she may be,
Abigail was sent here to do a job.
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You just have a problem with authority.
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So get your fingers
out of that woman's purse.
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Freeze it right there.
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That's from four days ago.
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RAME Duct Works?
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No. That's a fake name.
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It's like a name that a bunch of writers
on a TV show would come up with
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cause it's easy to clear.
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It's probably the writer's initials like
Roddy, Andy, Michael, Evan?
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Roddy?
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Get this, there is no business in Bishop
called RAME Duct Works.
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So who is the guy in the jacket?
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Want to explain this Carter?
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Oh, if you wanted an autograph
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probably should have been nicer to me
when we first met.
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This whole thing is about you.
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We found this in the duct.
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"Dear Carter: Real danger, fake detective.
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Having fun, yet?
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Wondering what's next? Celebrate big!"
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It's a riddle.
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I'm gonna have to call in
our code department
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but there's no question
there's a clock on this.
224
00:10:14,944 --> 00:10:15,986
Look how it's signed.
225
00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:18,739
- Xoxoxo...?
- No, there's a "U" in there.
226
00:10:18,823 --> 00:10:22,201
XOXO...U...XO. Is that a mistake?
227
00:10:22,284 --> 00:10:26,997
No, UXO is military speak for,
"Unexploded Ordinance"
228
00:10:27,081 --> 00:10:30,126
i.e., a possible live bomb.
229
00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:31,419
They still find them
on the beaches at Normandy,
230
00:10:31,502 --> 00:10:32,795
75 years after World War Two.
231
00:10:32,878 --> 00:10:34,463
I know it's not the same thing
232
00:10:34,547 --> 00:10:37,883
but they're holding
that 150th beach volleyball tournament
233
00:10:37,967 --> 00:10:39,301
down at Calypso Beach right now.
234
00:10:39,385 --> 00:10:40,386
We have to get to that beach...
235
00:10:40,469 --> 00:10:42,304
And we need to bring
the bomb squad with us.
236
00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:47,017
Field 26, I need a go signal or all clear.
237
00:10:47,101 --> 00:10:49,228
- Do you have eyes?
- All clear!
238
00:10:49,311 --> 00:10:51,105
26 what are we looking at?
239
00:10:51,188 --> 00:10:54,066
Not an explosive, no detonator...
240
00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:55,985
but I don't know what this thing is.
241
00:10:57,778 --> 00:10:59,947
Hey look, it's me!
242
00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:01,949
North American tour of Greece.
243
00:11:03,242 --> 00:11:04,368
"KABOOM!
244
00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:05,494
You got lucky this time.
245
00:11:05,578 --> 00:11:08,873
But unless flavor of the month
Harley Carter leaves Bishop,
246
00:11:08,956 --> 00:11:11,042
you're gonna get assaulted!"
247
00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:17,840
On a positive note,
the ice cream truck just got here.
248
00:11:23,929 --> 00:11:25,389
That was the Mayor on the phone.
249
00:11:25,473 --> 00:11:27,933
In light of what could have been
a major tragedy...
250
00:11:28,017 --> 00:11:29,268
More of a minor prank.
251
00:11:29,351 --> 00:11:31,896
she's given me full authority
to cancel the celebration,
252
00:11:31,979 --> 00:11:36,358
including your little high school play,
effective immediately.
253
00:11:39,236 --> 00:11:42,156
Okay, you know what,
I'm just gonna come out and say it.
254
00:11:42,239 --> 00:11:45,618
Abigail Pershing is the worst. Right?
255
00:11:45,701 --> 00:11:48,454
Well, unofficially I got your back
but she really scares me.
256
00:11:48,537 --> 00:11:51,874
What if this is just an elaborate scheme
for her to make a name for herself?
257
00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:54,585
- I wasn't thinking that.
- How would that work, exactly?
258
00:11:54,668 --> 00:11:57,046
Think about it. She creates the mayhem,
259
00:11:57,129 --> 00:11:59,799
to save the town from mayhem,
and become the hero.
260
00:11:59,882 --> 00:12:01,801
- Compelling.
- It's not really.
261
00:12:01,884 --> 00:12:04,553
She rolls into town from out of nowhere,
she's got an attitude.
262
00:12:04,637 --> 00:12:07,098
She is determined
to cancel the town celebration.
263
00:12:07,181 --> 00:12:10,976
She is the one who finds the notes
on the back of my precious head shots.
264
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:13,854
- She's clearly got it out for me...
- Oh, yes.
265
00:12:13,938 --> 00:12:14,939
Okay.
266
00:12:15,022 --> 00:12:16,774
I see, so this is about you?
267
00:12:16,857 --> 00:12:18,401
No, that's not what I meant.
268
00:12:18,484 --> 00:12:19,610
You're kinda reaching there buddy.
269
00:12:19,693 --> 00:12:21,404
There's something off
about Abigail Pershing.
270
00:12:21,487 --> 00:12:22,863
I can feel it!
271
00:12:26,617 --> 00:12:29,120
Excuse me, sorry, we're gonna have
to commandeer this
272
00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:31,747
and your helmet
for a police investigation.
273
00:12:31,831 --> 00:12:33,582
- Thank you. Hey relax.
- Hey!
274
00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:35,167
It's the most exciting thing
to happen to you
275
00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:37,712
since I walked up to you five seconds ago.
276
00:12:37,795 --> 00:12:39,505
- Thank you.
- What are you doing?
277
00:12:39,588 --> 00:12:42,341
Just look.
That dude was filming the whole time.
278
00:12:42,425 --> 00:12:46,637
Let's see if Abigail Pershing
was up to any suspicious activity...
279
00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:48,973
- Oh my gosh!
- What is it?
280
00:12:49,056 --> 00:12:51,892
These new pants I got.
Look at me running, they fit me so well.
281
00:12:51,976 --> 00:12:53,561
All that core work is really paying off.
282
00:12:53,644 --> 00:12:56,522
Okay here we go. Sam!
Come and take a look at this!
283
00:12:56,605 --> 00:12:58,899
Who is that?
284
00:12:58,983 --> 00:13:01,694
That's Jasper Hightower.
He's a veterinarian.
285
00:13:01,777 --> 00:13:05,865
Why is Abigail Pershing
yelling at a veterinarian?
286
00:13:05,948 --> 00:13:08,492
That is a good question.
287
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:17,334
Dr. Hightower? Sorry the door...
288
00:13:17,418 --> 00:13:19,837
I came here to talk...
I'm sorry, what is that smell?
289
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:23,966
I'm just doing labs on four year old
Jason Kinefsky's stool sample.
290
00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:25,634
- On a four year old child?
- No,
291
00:13:25,718 --> 00:13:29,180
Jason is a Golden Doodle
with some pretty severe IBS issues.
292
00:13:29,263 --> 00:13:30,681
I'll say.
293
00:13:32,224 --> 00:13:34,435
Oh my God...Did you just...
294
00:13:34,518 --> 00:13:38,022
No...It's chocolate.
295
00:13:38,105 --> 00:13:41,108
Just chocolate.
Yeah with a little nut and caramel.
296
00:13:41,192 --> 00:13:43,069
- Care for one?
- No.
297
00:13:43,152 --> 00:13:44,487
Are you my 1PM?
298
00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,447
The Cornish Rex with the abscess tooth?
299
00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:49,408
No, I'm Sam Shaw, Bishop PD.
300
00:13:49,492 --> 00:13:51,285
I came to talk to you
about Abigail Pershing?
301
00:13:51,369 --> 00:13:53,371
- The Great Dane?
- The RCMP Sergeant.
302
00:13:53,454 --> 00:13:56,207
Pershing? Yeah, Pershing.
303
00:13:56,957 --> 00:13:58,209
Remember that name.
304
00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:01,545
It's like but I don't I don't know her.
305
00:14:01,629 --> 00:14:04,590
That's funny because, you were seen
306
00:14:04,673 --> 00:14:08,636
here arguing with her on video
about an hour ago.
307
00:14:08,719 --> 00:14:12,098
Oh, Abigail Pershing.
308
00:14:12,181 --> 00:14:14,850
Yeah, I don't know her, know her.
309
00:14:14,934 --> 00:14:18,187
But, I'm just familiar with her,
from when she was a kid.
310
00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:22,942
You know, when I was a kid
and we were both kids.
311
00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:25,277
- What were you talking about?
- Oh, we were just catching up.
312
00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:28,197
You know like, hey how's your dad,
he's good, how's your dad?
313
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,282
- He's also good.
- Okay here's the thing
314
00:14:30,366 --> 00:14:33,494
Dr. Hightower, the labs from the attack
on the precinct
315
00:14:33,577 --> 00:14:34,995
came back showing traces of ketamine.
316
00:14:35,079 --> 00:14:36,706
What does that have to do with me?
317
00:14:36,789 --> 00:14:41,460
Ketamine issued along with other drugs
to anesthetize livestock for surgery.
318
00:14:41,544 --> 00:14:43,421
And you're the town veterinarian,
319
00:14:43,504 --> 00:14:46,257
and you were seen arguing
with the Sergeant
320
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:49,009
who is investigating that very attack
321
00:14:49,093 --> 00:14:51,721
so it seemed like a fair line
of questioning.
322
00:14:52,722 --> 00:14:56,767
Have you had any ketamine
go missing lately?
323
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:03,649
Look I told you everything I know
and I think I've been very helpful.
324
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:06,944
So, if there's nothing else, please...
325
00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:09,029
leave?
326
00:15:09,113 --> 00:15:11,949
Just so you know, protecting somebody
327
00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:14,493
can make you an accessory after the fact.
328
00:15:15,119 --> 00:15:17,663
You'll excuse me
if I don't shake your hand.
329
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,750
Chili time!
330
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:21,834
You're not eating?
331
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:23,753
No, I'll pass, too salty for me.
332
00:15:23,836 --> 00:15:26,881
Gord the fry cook
has an itchy salt finger.
333
00:15:26,964 --> 00:15:30,092
- Always has.
- Mr. Dwick, a selfie?
334
00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:33,512
Sure of course.
335
00:15:36,891 --> 00:15:38,726
Loved you on "Call Carter".
336
00:15:38,809 --> 00:15:41,020
Not sure what I've seen you in since,
337
00:15:41,771 --> 00:15:43,606
but to me you'll always be Sneeps.
338
00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,191
Just indelible.
339
00:15:45,274 --> 00:15:46,942
You're a real weasel.
340
00:15:47,026 --> 00:15:48,944
Thank you.
341
00:15:49,028 --> 00:15:50,821
Oh, you are so sweet.
342
00:15:52,573 --> 00:15:56,452
Oh, I tell you in our business
you're lucky to get one role
343
00:15:56,535 --> 00:15:58,537
that people identify
with you that strongly.
344
00:15:58,621 --> 00:16:02,750
Yeah we had a good time on "Call Carter"
but I'm sorta glad that I hung it up.
345
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,336
I mean you remember
how close we all got on the show.
346
00:16:05,419 --> 00:16:08,923
I feel that way here in Bishop
except I don't have to deal with ratings
347
00:16:09,006 --> 00:16:10,216
or worry about getting canceled.
348
00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:16,806
Oh, look who it is,
the admirable Martin Seymour Hoffman.
349
00:16:16,889 --> 00:16:18,682
You know, I should be pissed at you
for ruining the festival,
350
00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:21,185
if I wasn't so relieved
I didn't have to do that stupid scene
351
00:16:21,268 --> 00:16:23,354
- from your stupid show.
- You want me to take care of that kid?
352
00:16:23,437 --> 00:16:25,773
You want to blame someone
for canceling all these festivities,
353
00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:28,442
look no further than Abigail Pershing!
354
00:16:31,612 --> 00:16:33,572
- Beat it.
- Hey you know I gotta go to the restroom.
355
00:16:33,656 --> 00:16:36,117
Sorry guys, I'm so scared of her.
356
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,244
You are going to take this pen
357
00:16:38,327 --> 00:16:41,706
and you are going to write down
the names of everyone in this town
358
00:16:41,789 --> 00:16:45,084
who has or will have a grudge against you.
359
00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:53,509
So they're keeping you sedated
till the swelling in your brain goes down.
360
00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:59,014
But the nurse said
I should feel free to talk to you.
361
00:16:59,098 --> 00:17:01,100
So, here goes.
362
00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:07,273
I thought I knew how I wanted things
to go in my life.
363
00:17:07,356 --> 00:17:11,318
But I don't know, lately I just,
I've been thinking that maybe
364
00:17:11,402 --> 00:17:13,446
there's something more out there for me.
365
00:17:13,529 --> 00:17:16,824
And I never thought that
before you showed up...
366
00:17:19,201 --> 00:17:21,454
And the kiss was good.
367
00:17:21,537 --> 00:17:23,205
It felt good...
368
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:30,504
And also bad
because it was just so confusing.
369
00:17:31,338 --> 00:17:34,717
It just sparked
so many unanswered questions...
370
00:17:36,385 --> 00:17:37,470
So here we are.
371
00:17:38,345 --> 00:17:40,890
And now we have a ticking clock
of a different kind
372
00:17:40,973 --> 00:17:43,893
and a case that's running away from us.
373
00:17:46,979 --> 00:17:50,274
Maybe I should fill you in
on what you've missed.
374
00:17:50,357 --> 00:17:52,318
No one has a grudge against me
in this town.
375
00:17:52,401 --> 00:17:53,402
Everyone loves me.
376
00:17:53,486 --> 00:17:55,863
A third attack is imminent,
and people are in danger.
377
00:17:55,946 --> 00:17:58,949
So, if you truly love Bishop.
378
00:17:59,617 --> 00:18:00,659
Start writing.
379
00:18:00,743 --> 00:18:03,996
And take your time.
I wouldn't want you to miss anyone.
380
00:18:05,373 --> 00:18:08,501
What about this guy?
381
00:18:08,584 --> 00:18:10,795
Yes you're right, that man hates you.
382
00:18:14,799 --> 00:18:16,342
So the first note brought us to the beach.
383
00:18:16,425 --> 00:18:18,177
So, the second note
has to have a clue in it
384
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,554
that tells us
where the third attack happens.
385
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:23,974
"If flavor of the month,
Harley Carter doesn't leave,
386
00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:25,935
you will all be assaulted!"
387
00:18:26,644 --> 00:18:30,523
If Harley Carter, flavor of the month
doesn't leave, you will all be assaulted.
388
00:18:31,649 --> 00:18:32,983
Assaulted, assaulted.
389
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,902
A-salted.
390
00:18:34,985 --> 00:18:38,906
Salt is something you flavor,
something you salt, its food.
391
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:44,078
But what would you salt
that the whole town would be eating?
392
00:18:46,872 --> 00:18:48,207
I gotta tell ya,
393
00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:50,584
I think there's something funky
in that chili.
394
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:56,173
Mommy, I feel, funny.
395
00:18:56,257 --> 00:18:58,259
I don't feel so good.
396
00:19:01,303 --> 00:19:02,346
Oh my god...
397
00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:05,057
We've been poisoned!
398
00:19:20,322 --> 00:19:21,449
Nobody eat that...
399
00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:29,331
And, scene.
400
00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:34,045
Constable.
All evidence to be bagged and tagged.
401
00:19:34,128 --> 00:19:38,090
You mean this mysterious,
odd and foreboding medical vial.
402
00:19:38,174 --> 00:19:41,260
A medical vial possibly used
in the poisoning of our citizenry?
403
00:19:41,343 --> 00:19:45,097
That was curiously found
next to the tire of vehicle?
404
00:19:45,181 --> 00:19:46,974
Here's what I'm curious about.
405
00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:52,688
All of these police here
and the amateur's the one who finds this?
406
00:19:52,772 --> 00:19:55,357
Interesting. Bag it.
407
00:19:55,441 --> 00:19:57,610
We'll send it to an independent lab
outside of Bishop.
408
00:19:58,402 --> 00:20:00,237
Cutting Wes out of the picture?
409
00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:02,531
You still think your girl in on the up
and uppies?
410
00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:05,785
What I think is that sometimes
ambitious women
411
00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:07,828
are labeled differently
than ambitious men.
412
00:20:08,579 --> 00:20:09,663
This is her crime scene.
413
00:20:11,957 --> 00:20:14,502
Okay, we're gonna have to take this
in our own hands.
414
00:20:14,585 --> 00:20:16,087
Oh, yeah and how are we gonna do that?
415
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:17,755
Depends on how hungry you still are?
416
00:20:19,799 --> 00:20:22,134
What can you tell us about the chili?
417
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,428
- Wow, you gonna be okay?
- Yeah.
418
00:20:25,262 --> 00:20:26,555
Well if Gord made it I'm guessing
419
00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:28,766
- it was over-salted.
- Right!
420
00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:33,062
But it also contained high concentrations
of major alkaloids emetine,
421
00:20:33,145 --> 00:20:34,939
methyl cephaeline, and cephaeline,
422
00:20:35,022 --> 00:20:38,150
which act locally
by irritating the gastric mucosa
423
00:20:38,234 --> 00:20:41,487
and centrally by stimulating
the medullary chemoreceptor trigger zone.
424
00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:47,743
Oh yes, medullary chemoreceptor,
trigger zone, yes of course.
425
00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:49,829
- Inglés por favor?
- Thank you.
426
00:20:49,912 --> 00:20:52,540
It's Ipecac. It basically makes you hurl
427
00:20:52,623 --> 00:20:55,668
and there's worse news.
As far as finding a culprit Harley,
428
00:20:55,751 --> 00:20:58,045
you can buy this over the counter
at any pharmacy.
429
00:20:58,129 --> 00:21:00,756
So, it could be virtually anyone.
430
00:21:15,771 --> 00:21:19,191
Oh, we believe this is the shovel
used to dig the hole at the beach.
431
00:21:19,275 --> 00:21:21,402
We found it discarded
at a nearby wooded area.
432
00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:23,863
We're still trying to pull a print
from the shaft.
433
00:21:23,946 --> 00:21:27,324
- He said shaft.
- What is literally wrong with you two?
434
00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:31,037
- Sam you snuck into the records room?
- Yes, I snuck in there.
435
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,788
You're not the only one
who can break the rules.
436
00:21:32,872 --> 00:21:34,999
And what I found in there
I think you might be right about Abigail.
437
00:21:35,082 --> 00:21:36,500
We have to find her.
438
00:21:36,584 --> 00:21:39,795
- Hey, where's Pershing?
- She's in the interrogation room.
439
00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:41,756
I want you to tell me the truth.
440
00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:43,007
What is this?
441
00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:45,134
I'm interrogating my prime suspect.
442
00:21:46,302 --> 00:21:48,387
- A kid?
- He's fifteen
443
00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:51,390
and he's admitted to defacing
one of Carter's billboards.
444
00:21:51,474 --> 00:21:54,643
He blacked out his teeth,
drew a mustache and horns.
445
00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:57,313
No those weren't horns but yeah, okay,
I was trying to get back at him.
446
00:21:57,396 --> 00:21:59,565
Because every day
he walks into drama class like he's,
447
00:21:59,648 --> 00:22:01,317
he's cooler than Johnny Galecki...
448
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,153
Whoa, I'm not cooler than Johnny Galecki?
449
00:22:04,236 --> 00:22:06,280
- Why isn't he in here?
- Sorry.
450
00:22:06,363 --> 00:22:09,408
Too many people in this scene.
I'm just waiting for my cue.
451
00:22:09,492 --> 00:22:11,410
I didn't attack anyone! I swear.
452
00:22:11,494 --> 00:22:15,790
The ketamine used in the attack
was stolen from your father's cabinet.
453
00:22:15,873 --> 00:22:18,292
He knew it and that's why
he lied to me at the beach
454
00:22:18,376 --> 00:22:20,836
to protect you and here's the kicker.
455
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:24,465
We pulled this from your social media
and I quote,
456
00:22:24,548 --> 00:22:28,886
"Harley Carter has turned this whole town
into a crap episode of his crap show.
457
00:22:28,969 --> 00:22:31,347
Time to cancel it and him."
458
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,310
Wow Martin? Super rude about my show.
I'm pretty sure that was a death threat.
459
00:22:36,394 --> 00:22:38,104
- Harley.
- Yeah.
460
00:22:38,187 --> 00:22:40,356
- I really think my son did it.
- Dad!
461
00:22:40,439 --> 00:22:43,692
I love my boy but all the evidence
is pointing right at him!
462
00:22:43,776 --> 00:22:46,737
Also you should probably
read his diary, too!
463
00:22:46,821 --> 00:22:49,281
It's possibly filled
with a lot of really dark thoughts.
464
00:22:49,365 --> 00:22:51,867
- You read my diary?
- You're supposed to be a genius right?
465
00:22:51,951 --> 00:22:54,912
And under the mattress is the best
hiding spot you could think of?
466
00:22:54,995 --> 00:22:58,165
Martin is a self-professed
science aficionado.
467
00:22:58,249 --> 00:23:00,835
He'd be capable of knowing
how to set up the ketamine
468
00:23:00,918 --> 00:23:03,087
for maximum effect in the vents.
469
00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:04,255
Martin?
470
00:23:04,338 --> 00:23:06,966
Yeah of course I know how,
that's like science 101.
471
00:23:07,049 --> 00:23:09,552
That is a viable theory, Abigail.
472
00:23:09,635 --> 00:23:11,095
Thank you Sam, glad you approve.
473
00:23:11,178 --> 00:23:14,140
But I have discovered another theory.
474
00:23:14,223 --> 00:23:17,351
Rafalski? Keep an eye on these two
for a few minutes.
475
00:23:17,435 --> 00:23:19,520
- That's my suspect.
- Not going anywhere.
476
00:23:19,603 --> 00:23:23,441
You know in a pinch a toothbrush
makes for a handy shiv.
477
00:23:23,524 --> 00:23:24,525
Dad!
478
00:23:24,608 --> 00:23:29,113
Angus Pershing did not retire willingly.
I read this in his file.
479
00:23:29,196 --> 00:23:31,741
I did not know that and it sucks.
480
00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:34,827
- He was forced out...
- He gave his life's blood to this town.
481
00:23:34,910 --> 00:23:37,246
And I wouldn't blame you
if you held Bishop
482
00:23:37,329 --> 00:23:40,124
and maybe even Harley Carter responsible.
483
00:23:40,207 --> 00:23:42,960
I mean he didn't exactly
make your dad's last year easy.
484
00:23:43,044 --> 00:23:45,004
Excuse me are you accusing me
of something?
485
00:23:45,671 --> 00:23:47,381
How could I even do that?
486
00:23:47,465 --> 00:23:50,634
I was assigned this case.
I'm not a fortune teller.
487
00:23:50,718 --> 00:23:53,554
Harley, you ready for your show and tell?
488
00:23:53,637 --> 00:23:56,015
Finally. Been waiting for my cue.
489
00:23:56,098 --> 00:23:57,349
Sergeant Pershing.
490
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:01,854
You mind if we take a look see
in your purse? Thank you.
491
00:24:01,937 --> 00:24:07,109
We conducted a legal open view search
of the contents of your purse
492
00:24:07,193 --> 00:24:09,737
and we found nothing out of the ordinary
except for this receipt
493
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:11,280
for an open pharmacy item.
494
00:24:11,363 --> 00:24:13,657
Might it be for ipecac?
495
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:20,539
Well done, Harley Carter.
496
00:24:20,623 --> 00:24:23,250
But the $18.95 isn't for ipecac.
497
00:24:23,334 --> 00:24:27,171
It's for Werther's Original butter candy.
An impulse buy.
498
00:24:27,254 --> 00:24:28,756
Are you proud of yourself?
499
00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:30,549
This is not about the Werther's.
500
00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:32,468
This about the date.
501
00:24:32,551 --> 00:24:37,223
The date you bought those delicious
sucking candies four days ago.
502
00:24:37,306 --> 00:24:40,851
Before anything went down,
before there was a case to be assigned.
503
00:24:40,935 --> 00:24:44,230
You were here and had access
and opportunity to plant everything.
504
00:24:44,313 --> 00:24:46,607
I was in town helping my father.
505
00:24:46,690 --> 00:24:48,567
Your father was in Florida playing golf.
506
00:24:48,651 --> 00:24:53,197
He came back for his birthday,
but I'm sure you guys forgot about that.
507
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,949
Just like you forgot about him.
508
00:24:55,574 --> 00:24:58,869
And that gives you legs to an alibi...
509
00:24:58,953 --> 00:25:03,082
And that's why I'm going to arrest Martin
and hold him responsible.
510
00:25:03,165 --> 00:25:05,710
And I guess that's good news
for you Harley Carter.
511
00:25:05,793 --> 00:25:08,379
You get to put on
your little high school play.
512
00:25:11,632 --> 00:25:14,385
- I was sure we had her.
- We'll get her.
513
00:25:14,468 --> 00:25:15,845
What the hell is going on out there?
514
00:25:17,388 --> 00:25:19,306
- What is that?
- There's about thirty more
515
00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:21,559
just like this
being paraded around out there,
516
00:25:21,642 --> 00:25:23,436
calling for you to leave town.
517
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:25,104
I mean the whole station
is a madhouse man!
518
00:25:30,401 --> 00:25:33,821
You know, I have never replaced an actor
who was incarcerated before.
519
00:25:33,904 --> 00:25:35,781
Couple of dead guys sure.
520
00:25:40,244 --> 00:25:43,247
Toy boat...
521
00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:45,958
I can't believe
I get to play Sneeps again.
522
00:25:46,042 --> 00:25:48,335
You know,
I don't know if I'm excited or nervous.
523
00:25:48,419 --> 00:25:50,421
You know I just,
I haven't felt way in a long time.
524
00:25:50,504 --> 00:25:51,756
And I like it.
525
00:25:51,839 --> 00:25:54,341
I doubt anyone's going to show up anyway.
526
00:25:54,425 --> 00:25:57,094
Pershing really torpedoed
my cred in this town.
527
00:25:57,178 --> 00:26:00,014
Hey, you know what?
528
00:26:00,556 --> 00:26:04,727
So, what if it doesn't work out in Bishop.
You've always got a home in Hollywood.
529
00:26:05,394 --> 00:26:07,021
You know, my couch is your couch.
530
00:26:07,104 --> 00:26:08,105
Actually, it is your couch.
531
00:26:08,189 --> 00:26:09,648
You gave it to me
when you moved back here.
532
00:26:09,732 --> 00:26:10,733
Alright.
533
00:26:14,653 --> 00:26:16,489
- Need some help?
- No, I got it.
534
00:26:17,323 --> 00:26:19,325
Okay little.
535
00:26:19,408 --> 00:26:22,119
Okay, alright, you know,
I'm gonna run out grab a smoke
536
00:26:22,203 --> 00:26:23,829
and I'll see you in the scene, buddy.
537
00:26:23,913 --> 00:26:25,164
Yeah.
538
00:26:26,207 --> 00:26:28,542
Harley? I hope this isn't a bad time.
539
00:26:28,626 --> 00:26:31,670
I wouldn't want to break
your concentration before the big show.
540
00:26:31,754 --> 00:26:33,047
Doesn't matter. What do you need?
541
00:26:33,130 --> 00:26:34,840
I brought you an opening night present.
542
00:26:35,966 --> 00:26:38,594
I was able to identify the person
whose prints were on the shovel
543
00:26:38,677 --> 00:26:40,054
we found near the beach.
544
00:26:40,137 --> 00:26:42,181
But, it's odd.
545
00:26:48,270 --> 00:26:51,857
Harley Carter, you've done it again.
546
00:26:51,941 --> 00:26:53,401
- Talking to me?
- What are you doing here?
547
00:26:53,484 --> 00:26:55,778
Get out of here!
No civilians back stage. Go!
548
00:26:56,737 --> 00:26:59,615
Guys, you're not going to believe this.
It's a full house.
549
00:26:59,698 --> 00:27:02,660
You see that,
the town does believe in you!
550
00:27:02,743 --> 00:27:05,413
People didn't stay away!
They had to be turned away!
551
00:27:05,496 --> 00:27:07,373
It's a who's who of Bishop out there!
552
00:27:14,296 --> 00:27:15,297
And we...
553
00:27:21,429 --> 00:27:24,765
Listen to me Charlie Carter,
you can walk in here,
554
00:27:24,849 --> 00:27:29,311
derail my investigation,
take a lot of cheap shots at my methods,
555
00:27:29,937 --> 00:27:33,274
but I spell murder with an "M",
just like the next guy!
556
00:27:33,357 --> 00:27:35,234
So good, he's so good.
557
00:27:35,317 --> 00:27:36,485
Murder...
558
00:27:36,569 --> 00:27:40,197
The end for some
but just the beginning for Charlie Carter.
559
00:27:41,323 --> 00:27:42,616
Hey you know what everybody?
560
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,910
You folks, we all know
how this scene goes.
561
00:27:44,994 --> 00:27:49,707
I have a theory, Sneeps has a theory,
my theory is usually right.
562
00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:52,668
You've seen this scene after scene,
563
00:27:52,752 --> 00:27:55,087
episode after episode,
season after season.
564
00:27:55,171 --> 00:27:57,465
- Hey buddy, that's not the line?
- Harley, what are you doing?
565
00:27:57,548 --> 00:27:59,967
You're going to blow all the cues.
He's going to blow all the cues.
566
00:28:00,051 --> 00:28:03,429
We were going to perform for you
an episode of "Call Carter"
567
00:28:03,512 --> 00:28:06,265
but I thought we'd try something
a little different tonight.
568
00:28:06,348 --> 00:28:09,769
A little something called improvisation.
569
00:28:09,852 --> 00:28:11,145
Hey everybody!
570
00:28:11,228 --> 00:28:14,815
That's our rascal of an evidence tech,
Wes, right over there.
571
00:28:14,899 --> 00:28:18,027
Let's give him a round of applause
everybody yeah!
572
00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:19,528
Yes!
573
00:28:19,612 --> 00:28:21,405
Sit down, Douche Face!
574
00:28:21,489 --> 00:28:25,534
Now Wes actually came to me
with a very important piece of information
575
00:28:25,618 --> 00:28:27,953
right before we all took the stage
576
00:28:28,037 --> 00:28:32,625
he gave me the identity of the person
whose fingerprints we found on the shovel
577
00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:37,046
that was used to bury the fake bomb
at Calypso beach.
578
00:28:37,129 --> 00:28:38,172
And it was none other...
579
00:28:40,049 --> 00:28:41,926
than Abigail Pershing!
580
00:28:43,594 --> 00:28:44,804
That is not true.
581
00:28:44,887 --> 00:28:47,973
Now listen, hold on a second.
I said fingerprints
582
00:28:48,057 --> 00:28:51,352
but it was more specifically
one fingerprint,
583
00:28:51,435 --> 00:28:53,521
her thumbprint over and over
and over again.
584
00:28:53,604 --> 00:28:55,898
All up and down the handle.
585
00:28:55,981 --> 00:28:59,193
Now either Abigail is literally all thumbs
586
00:28:59,276 --> 00:29:03,072
or someone planted that thumbprint
over and over and over again
587
00:29:03,823 --> 00:29:05,241
in order to implicate her.
588
00:29:06,075 --> 00:29:08,285
It reminded me
of an episode of "Call Carter".
589
00:29:08,369 --> 00:29:10,538
Our guest star
was actually Corbin Bernsen.
590
00:29:10,621 --> 00:29:12,415
Yes, loved him.
591
00:29:12,498 --> 00:29:16,252
Weird bellybutton. Old Corby's got this
long like outtie, it's so weird.
592
00:29:16,335 --> 00:29:21,757
But, Corby played Tom Farfugan,
this baseball manager/drug smuggler,
593
00:29:21,841 --> 00:29:24,343
who tried to implicate someone
by planting their thumbprint
594
00:29:24,427 --> 00:29:26,303
all up and down a baseball bat.
595
00:29:26,387 --> 00:29:28,055
Sadly, the scene had to be cut.
596
00:29:28,139 --> 00:29:32,435
So, only two people in Bishop
knew about that scene.
597
00:29:33,185 --> 00:29:34,270
Myself.
598
00:29:36,063 --> 00:29:38,190
And Dwick Brisebois!
599
00:29:39,483 --> 00:29:44,155
It was you Dwick
who gassed the precinct with ketamine.
600
00:29:44,697 --> 00:29:48,325
It was you who planted the fake bomb
at Calypso beach,
601
00:29:48,409 --> 00:29:50,870
and it was you who tainted the chili
602
00:29:50,953 --> 00:29:56,417
and it was you who wrote those notes
on the back of my precious headshots!
603
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,960
That's ridiculous!
604
00:29:58,878 --> 00:30:01,047
You're accusing me
based on some old footage
605
00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:02,757
that nobody's ever even seen.
606
00:30:06,260 --> 00:30:08,137
How very Sneepsian of you.
607
00:30:08,929 --> 00:30:12,433
Well let me implicate you
within an inch of your life.
608
00:30:12,516 --> 00:30:14,143
Dwick used his science background...
609
00:30:14,226 --> 00:30:17,146
Believe or not I myself
was a bit of a science nerd.
610
00:30:17,229 --> 00:30:21,776
To fill the aerosol cans with the ketamine
he stole from the town veterinarian...
611
00:30:22,401 --> 00:30:24,820
When Sam told me the cabinet
looked like it'd been broken into,
612
00:30:24,904 --> 00:30:27,114
I remembered the bandage on Dwick's hand.
613
00:30:27,198 --> 00:30:31,786
Dwick then placed the cans
in the ducts at the Precinct.
614
00:30:31,869 --> 00:30:34,413
You used my suspicion
of Abigail Pershing to frame her.
615
00:30:34,497 --> 00:30:35,790
She creates the mayhem,
616
00:30:35,873 --> 00:30:37,208
to save the town from the mayhem,
617
00:30:37,291 --> 00:30:38,626
- to be the hero.
- Compelling.
618
00:30:38,709 --> 00:30:40,961
Dwick claimed
he needed to use the restroom
619
00:30:41,045 --> 00:30:44,173
so he could slip out
and plant the ipecac in Abigail's car.
620
00:30:44,256 --> 00:30:46,425
But it was locked,
so he placed the bottle by the tire.
621
00:30:46,509 --> 00:30:48,636
Then he pretended
to be sick from the chili
622
00:30:48,719 --> 00:30:49,929
I gotta tell ya.
623
00:30:50,012 --> 00:30:51,931
I think there's something funky
in that chili.
624
00:30:52,014 --> 00:30:53,766
Even though he hadn't eaten any
625
00:30:53,849 --> 00:30:56,685
cause he knew it was filled
with stomach clearing ipecac.
626
00:30:56,769 --> 00:30:58,437
But all that
would have been circumstantial
627
00:30:58,521 --> 00:31:01,273
without hardcore physical evidence
like prints
628
00:31:01,357 --> 00:31:04,276
which you pulled off
of Abigail's mug at the diner.
629
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:07,738
And then disguised yourself as RCMP
in order to get access.
630
00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:10,825
- Hey, where's Perishing?
- She's in the interrogation room.
631
00:31:10,908 --> 00:31:13,202
And plant those prints on the shovel.
632
00:31:13,285 --> 00:31:16,997
We all know being an actor
is the most important job on a TV show.
633
00:31:17,081 --> 00:31:18,999
Don't tell the writer's I said that.
634
00:31:20,626 --> 00:31:24,922
And as actors we have our go-to's,
our tricks of the trade.
635
00:31:25,005 --> 00:31:30,094
Dwick, yours is your elaborate handwriting
on the murder board.
636
00:31:30,177 --> 00:31:32,638
Did you know
you can positively identify someone
637
00:31:32,722 --> 00:31:35,224
based on their handwriting
the same way you can
638
00:31:35,307 --> 00:31:37,727
from a fingerprint like for example,
639
00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:40,521
the curve of your "R"
here on the murder board
640
00:31:40,604 --> 00:31:44,066
matches the curve of the "R" on the note
641
00:31:44,150 --> 00:31:46,569
written on the back
of my precious headshot.
642
00:31:49,530 --> 00:31:52,074
Why, Dwick, why?
643
00:31:53,534 --> 00:31:56,662
We had such a fun time
shooting "Call Carter".
644
00:31:57,371 --> 00:31:59,582
But maybe that's the reason right there.
645
00:31:59,665 --> 00:32:02,126
When "Call Carter" ended
you couldn't get another job.
646
00:32:02,209 --> 00:32:05,671
You were typecast as Sneeps.
So, what do you do?
647
00:32:05,755 --> 00:32:08,758
You try and get the good people of Bishop
to turn against me,
648
00:32:08,841 --> 00:32:10,676
to force me back to Hollywood,
649
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,637
so we would have to resume
shooting "Call Carter".
650
00:32:13,721 --> 00:32:16,932
But you underestimated
the good people of Bishop.
651
00:32:17,016 --> 00:32:18,934
These are my people.
652
00:32:19,018 --> 00:32:22,563
Where no amount of ketamine, or fake bombs
653
00:32:22,646 --> 00:32:27,943
or tainted chili could stop us
from celebrating our town!
654
00:32:40,873 --> 00:32:43,167
Ladies and gentlemen Chief Boyle!
655
00:32:48,506 --> 00:32:50,841
You know Carter,
starting to like this acting thing.
656
00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:53,135
You're a natural. They love you.
657
00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:00,601
You know what everybody, get up here.
658
00:33:00,684 --> 00:33:03,479
Dot, Wes, Dave get up here.
659
00:33:03,562 --> 00:33:05,815
Everybody come on up it's time to bow.
660
00:33:05,898 --> 00:33:08,692
Where's my cast? Come on everybody.
661
00:33:08,776 --> 00:33:12,405
Oh yeah, enjoy it, take your bow folks.
662
00:33:12,488 --> 00:33:13,489
Yes!
663
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:15,741
Alright everybody
664
00:33:15,825 --> 00:33:17,952
we're gonna jump up on three
for the freeze frame.
665
00:33:18,035 --> 00:33:19,578
One, two, three!
666
00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:27,420
I'm in a coma for two seconds
and the whole town falls apart.
667
00:33:28,295 --> 00:33:30,589
To pieces. You feeling okay?
668
00:33:33,426 --> 00:33:35,886
Harley Carter, he's something, isn't he?
669
00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:38,180
Oh, he is something.
670
00:33:39,432 --> 00:33:43,394
Hey listen, I was made to understand that,
671
00:33:43,477 --> 00:33:46,647
you were by my side in the hospital.
Thank you.
672
00:33:48,107 --> 00:33:50,109
Were you? Did you?
673
00:33:52,445 --> 00:33:56,657
Of course, I mean you're,
you're one of us now. You're family.
674
00:33:56,741 --> 00:34:00,578
Yeah, well I really feel part of the town
largely because of you.
675
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:04,081
That's sweet...
why do I feel a "but" coming?
676
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,626
NYPD wants me back.
677
00:34:08,544 --> 00:34:10,504
They offered me a job. A big job.
678
00:34:12,214 --> 00:34:16,302
Good for you,
that's, when did you find out?
679
00:34:16,385 --> 00:34:19,972
Actually I've known for a couple weeks.
680
00:34:20,056 --> 00:34:22,266
Listen, Sam,
I want you to understand that...
681
00:34:23,267 --> 00:34:26,020
everything I said to you
the first time we met
682
00:34:26,103 --> 00:34:28,064
in my office was all true.
683
00:34:28,731 --> 00:34:32,234
But there's a fire in my belly
that's calling me back to the action.
684
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,612
It's just in my bones.
685
00:34:37,073 --> 00:34:40,368
Well, I think you should follow
your bones.
686
00:34:40,910 --> 00:34:45,373
There is one big question mark
that's making this decision a lot harder.
687
00:34:46,415 --> 00:34:48,167
- And that's you.
- Me?
688
00:34:48,876 --> 00:34:50,294
Us.
689
00:34:51,337 --> 00:34:52,338
Us...
690
00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:56,842
Look Sam, I am not a man who plays games,
not at this point in my life.
691
00:34:57,510 --> 00:35:00,971
I think there's a lot of potential for us.
692
00:35:03,599 --> 00:35:06,435
I just want a chance
to turn that question mark
693
00:35:06,519 --> 00:35:09,271
into something else...
694
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:17,405
So this morning I finally got the results
from my mail in DNA kit...
695
00:35:18,572 --> 00:35:22,201
Turns out I'm not exotic, Harl.
I'm not even a little bit Dutch.
696
00:35:22,910 --> 00:35:25,705
I'm a 100% Northern Canadian guy...
697
00:35:26,789 --> 00:35:29,083
But ya know what? I'm happy being me.
698
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,712
And I'm grateful for you and what we have.
699
00:35:32,795 --> 00:35:34,046
I what we have too.
700
00:35:34,130 --> 00:35:37,466
I think we got a few more years in us,
a few more seasons.
701
00:35:37,550 --> 00:35:40,845
Me, you, and Sam.
At least until we get a streaming deal.
702
00:35:45,266 --> 00:35:46,767
Look who it is.
703
00:35:46,851 --> 00:35:48,352
- What's going down?
- What up?
704
00:35:48,436 --> 00:35:50,062
Yeah, boom.
705
00:35:50,146 --> 00:35:52,398
Oh, what, why?
706
00:35:55,609 --> 00:35:57,153
Please don't make Dave do that again.
707
00:35:57,236 --> 00:35:58,738
- It wasn't great.
- See you guys.
708
00:35:58,821 --> 00:35:59,864
Yeah, I know.
709
00:36:02,825 --> 00:36:04,076
It's a nice night.
710
00:36:05,411 --> 00:36:06,412
Nice town.
711
00:36:08,456 --> 00:36:09,457
Yeah...
712
00:36:12,752 --> 00:36:13,878
you ever think about that night?
713
00:36:15,046 --> 00:36:16,380
What night?
714
00:36:16,464 --> 00:36:19,133
That night you were supposed
to meet me on the boardwalk.
715
00:36:20,718 --> 00:36:23,804
We were supposed to have a date,
but you never showed up.
716
00:36:26,599 --> 00:36:28,726
I'm so sorry, I don't remember.
717
00:36:32,938 --> 00:36:36,108
In a way, I feel like
I've been waiting for you ever since.
718
00:36:38,611 --> 00:36:40,446
Harl, I gotta ask you.
719
00:36:41,405 --> 00:36:44,909
That night
when we were outside of the car,
720
00:36:44,992 --> 00:36:48,788
the night before
Dave married a bank robber.
721
00:36:50,081 --> 00:36:52,041
When you leaned in to kiss me...
722
00:36:54,210 --> 00:36:58,714
- was that really about Boyle, or...
- What are you asking?
723
00:37:02,426 --> 00:37:04,804
Boyle is going back to New York.
724
00:37:05,721 --> 00:37:07,515
He got his old job back with a promotion.
725
00:37:10,142 --> 00:37:12,103
- That's great.
- Yeah.
726
00:37:14,146 --> 00:37:15,689
He asked me to join him.
727
00:37:16,816 --> 00:37:20,986
Well, to go there and work.
He thinks I'm ready.
728
00:37:21,070 --> 00:37:24,949
Yeah you are ready.
You've always been ready.
729
00:37:25,574 --> 00:37:26,784
So you think I should go?
730
00:37:26,867 --> 00:37:30,871
I think it's only important
what you think.
731
00:37:32,373 --> 00:37:35,918
Well, I mean I think it would be
a huge opportunity.
732
00:37:36,001 --> 00:37:40,297
You know, I mean, have I fantasized
about something like that? Maybe.
733
00:37:41,132 --> 00:37:44,009
It'd be a big learning curve I'm sure,
734
00:37:44,093 --> 00:37:45,678
- but...
- I guess what I'm asking is...
735
00:37:50,141 --> 00:37:51,726
what do you think about Boyle?
736
00:37:53,853 --> 00:37:55,354
I think he's terrific.
737
00:37:56,605 --> 00:37:58,315
I mean I don't know
if there is anything real there
738
00:37:58,399 --> 00:38:02,695
but I would be lying
if I said I wasn't curious to find out.
739
00:38:04,488 --> 00:38:06,407
Well that's two reasons right there.
740
00:38:10,161 --> 00:38:14,457
Okay, lot to think about then.
741
00:38:28,596 --> 00:38:29,597
Hey Harl?
742
00:38:30,598 --> 00:38:31,599
Yeah?
743
00:38:33,684 --> 00:38:35,895
If I go, you'll come visit, right?
744
00:38:39,523 --> 00:38:40,566
You kidding?
745
00:38:41,692 --> 00:38:46,072
You and me in New York, Coney dogs,
going to see "Cats" the musical,
746
00:38:46,155 --> 00:38:47,573
mouthing all the words?
747
00:38:48,783 --> 00:38:50,993
We would crush that city.
748
00:38:54,455 --> 00:38:55,748
Good.
749
00:38:58,042 --> 00:39:01,587
Red converse, no laces,
750
00:39:03,214 --> 00:39:05,549
a Smiths T-shirt, torn jean jacket...
751
00:39:07,259 --> 00:39:10,096
That's what you were wearing that night
in high school on the boardwalk.
752
00:39:14,725 --> 00:39:16,310
You were there.
753
00:39:23,526 --> 00:39:25,611
I thought you were
the most beautiful girl,
754
00:39:26,904 --> 00:39:30,408
the most beautiful person,
I had ever seen.
755
00:39:30,491 --> 00:39:33,327
I was terrified
that I was gonna screw it up.
756
00:39:33,411 --> 00:39:35,371
I kept having this thought, this vision,
757
00:39:37,415 --> 00:39:39,083
I would disappoint you someday.
758
00:39:41,669 --> 00:39:43,045
So here we are tonight.
759
00:39:44,922 --> 00:39:45,965
You're still the most beautiful,
760
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,178
still terrified
that I'm gonna screw it up,
761
00:39:51,262 --> 00:39:56,559
but I also know
we rarely get second chances in life.
762
00:39:56,642 --> 00:39:58,769
And I'm not gonna make
that same mistake again.
763
00:40:03,023 --> 00:40:05,526
Don't go Sam. Don't.
764
00:40:06,944 --> 00:40:08,028
Stay.
765
00:40:08,904 --> 00:40:12,324
I know it's not my place
and I have no right to tell you that.
766
00:40:12,408 --> 00:40:14,785
I'm not going to stand in the way
of your dreams.
767
00:40:14,869 --> 00:40:16,245
I got to chase mine,
768
00:40:16,954 --> 00:40:18,789
but if you think
we have the slightest chance,
769
00:40:18,873 --> 00:40:20,207
the slightest chance...
770
00:40:21,459 --> 00:40:22,626
Stay.
771
00:40:24,336 --> 00:40:25,963
I'm asking you to stay.
772
00:40:31,135 --> 00:40:32,344
Look at that.
773
00:40:33,679 --> 00:40:37,141
I walked us right into a cliff-hanger.
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