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Just turn your wrists a little more,
think of something or someone specific.
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It'll help keep your strikes focused.
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- Guess who I'm thinking of?
- How's everything with you and J. Boyle?
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Good. Fine.
I think he's happy with my work.
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He's happy with you.
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What? No, he's been nothing
but professional, respectful.
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- Dude, he's my boss.
- Two are not mutually exclusive.
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That person can have a thing for someone.
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You ever think maybe
you have a thing for him?
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- No. And no.
- Look I get it.
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He's "Other side of the pillow" cool.
He's got that New York swagger.
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But I'm sorry,
the two of you could never have a thing.
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Cop with cop, that just can't be a thing.
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People don't have "things"
that's only on TV.
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Things are real.
You and I, we have a thing.
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We don't have a thing.
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Oh, we have a thing.
I've seen this on a million shows.
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The two leads, that's us,
they have a long history with each other.
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They work well together,
sparky banter, there's a connection.
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There's a thing. Look, we have no choice.
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People want it, they see it in us,
there's no avoiding it.
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I'm avoiding it pretty easily.
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Okay. You know what,
let me tell you how it's gonna happen.
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We're gonna be on a case,
we're gonna be forced into some
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tight quarters, like a closet or a sauna.
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- A sauna?
- It doesn't have to be a sauna.
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That's not the point.
The point is we're gonna be super close,
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we're gonna have to be quiet.
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There's danger outside.
Our lips are gonna be millimeters apart.
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The chemistry's gonna be electric and:
we're gonna kiss.
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If there's fireworks, that's confirmation.
If not, writers gotta get back to work.
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Wow, sounds like great TV,
but that is not happening.
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Hold on a second.
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Boyle wants to see you in his office.
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- He texted you?
- He must really want you in his office.
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You wanted to see me right away?
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Shaw, what do you know
about the Harthan family?
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The diamond mining Harthans
out of Vancouver?
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More money than they know what to do with?
What about them?
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Well, they're on something
of a national tour,
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allowing people to view
a rarely seen diamond
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that makes the rock from Titanic
look like a Skittle.
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Helps raise money for their town.
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And they've picked Bishop
as one of the stops.
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For Bishop?
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Yes, but they received an anonymous tip
about the possible theft of the stone.
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Normally I would just triple up
on security, send some bodies in there,
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but this is more than
just protecting the stone.
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This is about finding out
who might be planning on taking it.
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So, where is this going?
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The Harthans,
they have a daughter, Wilhelmina.
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She used to be a socialite,
seen at all the openings, parties.
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Rumor is she had some sort of a breakdown.
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This was gonna be
her first public appearance.
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Why does this just feel like the set up?
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This is a photo of the Harthan family.
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You want me to go undercover?
Please tell me you're joking.
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If I were joking, you'd be laughing...
Wilhelmina.
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Carter
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This is my first undercover anything,
and I'm not an actress!
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You've gotta trust me on this, okay?
This is what I do.
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I need six hours, some fine China,
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and a healthy disdain
for the little people,
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and I will transform you
into Wilhelmina Harthan.
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But first, we start with this.
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You want me to read the unauthorized
biography of Judd Nelson?
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What? No. Cool. Didn't realize I had that.
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No, I want you to balance it on your head
and walk around.
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- We are gonna work on your posture.
- Yeah, not gonna happen.
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Okay Dave, put Judd on your head,
show Sam how it's done.
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Okay, Harley,
I gotta say I have zero interest
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in taking any part of this job
of helping the one percenters.
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If I have to spend one iota
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of a second helping these
country club snobs,
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I will end up being the one
getting arrested.
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Come on, we used to love breaking
into that country club on summer nights.
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Remember we'd steal a golf cart,
drive all crazy, do those insane
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putts on the putting green
with the sticks and wiffle nuts?
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Remember the Sand Wedge Willy?
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What, between the legs, off the 19th
hole sign and off the golf cart?
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No, don't remember it at all.
Harley, that shot is impossible.
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Okay, forget about the posture lesson,
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let's just skip right ahead to the tea cup
holding symposium.
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I know how to hold a teacup.
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- You do not know how to hold a tea cup.
- I know how to hold
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- a tea cup
- I've seen you hold a tea cup.
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You hold a tea cup like a peasant,
you hold a tea cup like a commoner,
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they will peg you in two seconds
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and this whole mission
will be compromised!
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Take the tea cup.
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Thank you.
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Now here's the trick,
acting rich and drinking tea.
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The pinky. That's what I'm talking about.
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- That's the "money pinky".
- I'm not doing the pinky.
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- Let's see a pinky.
- Not doing the pinky.
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- Look. Money.
- No.
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- Look how rich we are.
- We're not doing the pinky.
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Sam, it's how Judd Nelson drinks his tea.
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Okay, can we just stop
with the pinky and the book.
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That is not what I need help with. Okay?
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Here is a file on Wilhelmina.
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I have been reading it
over and over and over.
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I know what she likes to eat
for breakfast,
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I know what her favorite color is,
I know what she wrote
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- her college thesis on
- Judd Nelson?
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The problem is it's just words on a page
and it's all just blending together.
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This is good. You're doing your research.
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You're getting into character.
Let's test you.
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Wilhelmina was born in British Columbia.
What town?
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- Chilliwack?
- Wrong! Coquitlam.
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Oh, right, sorry, Coquitlam.
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Wrong! Chilliwack!
That's what I'm talking about.
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When you go in deep undercover,
you say something you believe it,
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- They believe it.
- Oh, so that's what acting's all about?
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You're just lying. Like a lying liar?
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Yes, Dave. That's it.
You get me. You finally get me.
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Sam, look, I don't want to scare you,
but...you're about to go in deep.
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And sometimes lines between you
and Wilhelmina are gonna be blurred.
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And then you're Johnny Depp
in Donnie Brasco.
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You know, I don't want you to be so deep
that we're like,
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- "Sam, are you in there?
- No.
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Sam come back to us.
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Sam we love you. Sam, come home.
"Come home, Sam."
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Oh, my God, there is something
wrong with you!
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Like internally, in the brain,
where most people have an off switch.
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This operation is happening tomorrow
and I come to you,
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my best friend, stupidly, for help,
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and you're turning this whole thing
into a joke.
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None of this is helpful.
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Okay, so you may know how to act,
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or pretend, or lie, or whatever you want
to call it, but I am a cop,
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and I have instincts of my own,
so I am gonna just rely on those
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to get me through
whatever is coming at me, all right?
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How does that sound?
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You're ready.
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I told your police chief
this will never work.
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Your posture is insane.
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And I do not know where you were going
with that outfit,
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but you most certainly did not get there.
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Well, it's not my dream job either,
but it is my duty.
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Those protestors are ill informed.
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They are lumping us in
with every other company.
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Huey, honey,
don't get your heart rate going,
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I only brought so many
of your blood pressure pills.
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Okay, stay close to me when we exit,
do not stop,
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keep moving until I know we are inside.
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And you try not to stomp when you walk.
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Wilhelmina has the natural grace
of a ballerina.
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Shame on you!
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Shame on you! Blood is on your conscience!
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Shame on you!
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Mr. and Mrs. Harthan.
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Byron Kane, president of the country club.
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I am so sorry about
those pesky protestors.
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But it is a great honor of mine
to be hosting your family
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and this illustrious diamond.
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And what a special treat
to find the lovely Wilhelmina
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has chosen Bishop
to return to the public eye!
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I promise to do everything I can
to make your family comfortable.
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How lovely and greatly appreciated.
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Thank you. Well, ta-ta.
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Toodle-oo!
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Well, young lady.
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What exactly is it you're going to do
to find out who is after our diamond?
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If I took over as CEO, you would know it,
and you could tell Riggins,
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he'd have to stay on his toes.
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If that was the case, then he would be
my late husband. Am I right?
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Willa? Hey, now.
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Have you been avoiding me? Duff.
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- Duff Stubbins.
- Oh, I-- no...
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- Duff. Yes, no. Yes, I-- you...
- You don't answer your phone anymore.
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I was hoping we could pick up
where we left off all those years ago.
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Don't tell me
you don't remember St. Moritz.
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You ever find your red bra?
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Oh, my-- you know, I don't know
what happened to that old thing.
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You seem...Different somehow.
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Not quite yourself.
I can't quite...peg it.
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- Okay.
- Wilhelmina!
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Duff, would you excuse me
for just one quick second?
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Sure, you can run but you can't hide.
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What are you doing here?
And what are you wearing?
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Come on, there's a dress code here.
You don't get to have all the fun.
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Plus, you seemed to be in a little bit
of a jam back there.
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That guy, Duff Stubbins and I, me--
I mean,
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Wilhelmina,
apparently had some sort of thing,
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none of which was in the packet,
but it's okay.
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I would have thought of something.
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Well, now you don't have to,
because I am here.
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I do not need you here, I am doing fine
other than my fake mother hating me.
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Besides, Boyle assigned this to me.
This is a special covert operation.
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I am the epitome of covert, okay?
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I get it. This undercover stuff is subtle,
delicate, nuanced.
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Duffy! You old bastard!
I'm coming in for a hug!
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This is gonna be so much fun!
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How do you and Willa know each other?
Is it an interesting story?
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Well, I was on family vay-cay,
our parents go way back.
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And we got snowed in at the same lodge,
trying to escape our respective families,
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so I bought a couple hot chocolates,
we cozied up, talked about our hopes,
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our dreams, and let's just say,
it was a...magical evening.
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Magic! Willa does love her magic.
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How about you Stubby, you into magic,
sleight of hand?
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Making things disappear?
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I'm not a magician. I'm a gemologist.
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Diamond trade.
So, how do you know TV's Harley Carter?
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Willa was a fan, huge fan.
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Little bit of a psycho.
Lot of messages on social media.
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Then came the letters, pages and pages,
hand written...
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- Cute little stickers on there, it was--
- They were suggestions really,
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you know, how to improve,
be a better actor,
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not chew the scenery, that kind of thing.
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Anyway we finally met face to face,
facha to facha.
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The poets have described it
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- way better than I can over the years.
- I'm sure they have.
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Willa is my diamond.
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Is this the first drink
you've made in your life?
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Do you not know what a twist is?
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I mean, I'm trying not to be overwhelmed
by citrus here.
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You just, you rub the rind on the rim,
you don't assault the glass with it.
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I am so sorry Mr. Stubbins.
I'm new. I'll do better next time.
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- Thank you.
- Ladies and gentleman,
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the Harthan Diamond will be unveiled
in five minutes,
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if you'd like to gather round, please.
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Excuse me.
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What were you just doing?
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I'm doing my thing. I'm working him, okay.
He is definite suspect.
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Gemologist? Diamond trade?
That's just fancy talk for jewel thief.
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I don't disagree, but I was talking about
you making us a couple!
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Would you rather be hooking up with Duffy?
229
00:11:59,341 --> 00:12:01,802
Willa would rather not date either of you.
230
00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:07,057
Well, Willa should talk to the audience,
because they think we have a thing.
231
00:12:07,141 --> 00:12:08,267
Oh, jeez.
232
00:12:10,936 --> 00:12:12,730
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
233
00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:14,815
the Harthan Diamond!
234
00:12:16,442 --> 00:12:17,693
Isn't it magnificent?
235
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,947
I just want to take a moment to thank
the Harthans for their generosity,
236
00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:25,492
And for the chance to lay eyes
on one of nature's priceless creations.
237
00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:36,212
Amazing fluorescence.
Brilliant. Round cut-- and twinning wisps.
238
00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:37,838
Twinning wisps?
239
00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:40,758
A ribbon of pinpoints
caused by natural distortion,
240
00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:43,260
created during the growing of the crystal.
241
00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:46,472
Perfection...in its imperfections.
242
00:12:46,555 --> 00:12:48,641
It is its asymmetry
that makes it truly unique,
243
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:51,060
and unbelievably valuable.
244
00:12:51,143 --> 00:12:52,144
How valuable?
245
00:12:52,228 --> 00:12:54,855
Well, it seems a bit uncouth to say
in front of Willa.
246
00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:59,985
Its auction value
would exceed 12.8 million.
247
00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:01,904
Possibly more in a private sale.
248
00:13:01,987 --> 00:13:04,448
Private sale? What is that? Black market?
249
00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:06,617
People, please.
Not too close to the glass.
250
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,244
As it is laser sensor secured.
251
00:13:08,327 --> 00:13:11,747
Will we be given an opportunity
to lick the diamond?
252
00:13:13,082 --> 00:13:14,416
- I'm sorry?
- What are you doing?
253
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,710
I'm inciting him. It's how you can see
how someone really is.
254
00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:19,672
Yes licking, while unconventional,
255
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:23,842
it's an accurate way
to test a stone's carats,
256
00:13:23,926 --> 00:13:27,137
Facets, twinning wispiness
all through licking.
257
00:13:27,221 --> 00:13:28,764
Young man, what is the matter with you?
258
00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:31,183
- Sir, this is TV's Harley Carter--
- You're not helping Stubbins.
259
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:33,477
You're not helping.
I don't care what his name is.
260
00:13:33,561 --> 00:13:35,604
I don't care what his pretend career is.
261
00:13:35,688 --> 00:13:39,441
You are not a member of the club.
262
00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:40,651
You don't belong here.
263
00:13:40,734 --> 00:13:43,696
So, why don't you just walk yourself out
before I have you removed.
264
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,698
I am a member of many clubs.
265
00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:48,576
The Lorenzo Llamas fan club. For one.
266
00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:51,829
We're taking new applicants by the way,
if anyone wants in.
267
00:13:51,912 --> 00:13:52,913
He's with me.
268
00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:59,420
Still, we have a strict jacket policy
in the Diamond Display Room.
269
00:13:59,503 --> 00:14:02,047
I am wearing formal boxer briefs, fitted.
270
00:14:06,385 --> 00:14:08,846
You know what, I have to go.
271
00:14:08,929 --> 00:14:11,724
My friend wants me to meet him
in the cloakroom.
272
00:14:12,766 --> 00:14:15,477
In the movies, two things happen
in cloakrooms.
273
00:14:15,561 --> 00:14:17,563
One of them is murder.
That better be why we're here.
274
00:14:17,646 --> 00:14:19,440
Please, this is the last place
I want to be.
275
00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:21,692
Listen, Boyle came by the truck today.
276
00:14:21,775 --> 00:14:24,194
He knows everything
about our investigation into him.
277
00:14:24,278 --> 00:14:25,487
How did he find out about it?
278
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:30,743
Okay, I kinda panicked
and I let the cat out of the bag.
279
00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,954
But he didn't even care!
He wasn't even surprised.
280
00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:35,039
This is not good...
281
00:14:35,122 --> 00:14:37,416
- Mr. Kane-- I'm so glad that I found you.
- This is not good at all.
282
00:14:37,499 --> 00:14:39,293
- What isn't good?
- The president of the club,
283
00:14:39,376 --> 00:14:41,337
he's kinda up my butt right now,
284
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:42,630
and you being here
is not going to help that.
285
00:14:42,713 --> 00:14:44,882
- Okay, I'm outta here.
- No, you're not. You have to stay.
286
00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:46,884
- No,-- please.
- Stop, hold on one second.
287
00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:48,135
- Just give me one second.
- Let me leave.
288
00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:49,428
Dave, please let me just think.
289
00:14:49,511 --> 00:14:50,888
- Yes, put this on.
- I can--
290
00:14:50,971 --> 00:14:52,181
- No.
- Put it on.
291
00:14:52,264 --> 00:14:55,517
I really have to go, so if we can carry
on this later, that'd be terrific.
292
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:58,854
- Excuse me. Bye, now.
- No, it really is--
293
00:14:58,938 --> 00:15:01,482
Harley, you can't force a jacket
on someone!
294
00:15:01,565 --> 00:15:03,734
- Next arm. Let's go.
- Are you drinking in the hallway?
295
00:15:03,817 --> 00:15:04,818
- Yes, but--
- That's a no.
296
00:15:04,902 --> 00:15:05,945
Now if anyone talks to you,
297
00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:07,696
- don't say a word. You understand me?
- What?
298
00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,198
You just shut your mouth.
Don't say anything!
299
00:15:09,281 --> 00:15:10,908
I know, it's a rule.
I don't make the rules.
300
00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:12,743
That's your character.
You just don't say anything!
301
00:15:12,826 --> 00:15:14,036
- My character?
- Your character.
302
00:15:14,119 --> 00:15:15,621
Mr. Carter!
303
00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:18,040
What are you doing now, and who is this?
304
00:15:18,123 --> 00:15:21,669
You told me to get a jacket,
and I am a 42 long,
305
00:15:21,752 --> 00:15:24,880
And I just wanted to see
how that translates in d-bag sizes.
306
00:15:24,964 --> 00:15:30,553
This is...Horace Thimble's son,
of the Philadelphia Thimbles.
307
00:15:30,636 --> 00:15:32,471
I'm sure you've heard
of the Thimble family.
308
00:15:33,138 --> 00:15:34,139
I may have, maybe.
309
00:15:34,223 --> 00:15:36,850
This is Thim-Thim Thimble...The third.
310
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:40,688
Their family is thinking about adding
this club to their portfolio.
311
00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:43,482
You may be working
for this one someday real soon.
312
00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:46,694
Well, I wasn't aware the board
was considering selling.
313
00:15:46,777 --> 00:15:48,571
How you been meeting with the board?
314
00:15:49,113 --> 00:15:51,907
I knew they were gonna meet
behind my back. I knew.
315
00:15:59,623 --> 00:16:02,126
We apprehended her,
she tried to steal the diamond.
316
00:16:03,002 --> 00:16:05,337
Guess she's got something new
to protest about.
317
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:09,258
What's going on with you, man?
Why are you standing like that?
318
00:16:10,676 --> 00:16:12,553
I wasn't trying to steal that diamond.
319
00:16:12,636 --> 00:16:15,055
No, you just wanted to get a better look,
say hi.
320
00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:17,516
Look, I'm a protester, not a thief.
321
00:16:18,893 --> 00:16:22,146
You know, I got something
that's been driving me nuts.
322
00:16:22,229 --> 00:16:27,276
What do you do when the to-go container
is recyclable, but the lid isn't?
323
00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:31,530
I'm sorry, diamond mining practices
your only cause?
324
00:16:31,614 --> 00:16:33,866
Are you not a do-gooder in general?
325
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,702
Collect plastic on the beach,
save the whales? Ever hug a tree?
326
00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:38,495
Yeah. I have.
327
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:42,499
You know, I love all living things,
and I believe in what I was doing.
328
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,543
I was gonna spray that diamond
with red paint
329
00:16:44,627 --> 00:16:46,503
to symbolize the lives
that were ruined for profit.
330
00:16:46,587 --> 00:16:50,549
That's a noble and criminal story.
But here's the thing, Priya.
331
00:16:52,134 --> 00:16:54,261
My guys didn't find
any red paint can in your bag.
332
00:16:54,887 --> 00:16:56,555
What, you think there was gonna be
a paint store by the display?
333
00:16:56,639 --> 00:16:58,682
- It was stolen from my bag.
- And who'd want to do that?
334
00:16:58,766 --> 00:17:00,517
One of the other protestors.
335
00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:02,353
- 'Cause they aren't real.
- They seemed pretty real to me.
336
00:17:02,436 --> 00:17:05,105
They were paid to be there,
to hold signs and chant.
337
00:17:05,189 --> 00:17:06,232
Paid?
338
00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:08,359
By who?
339
00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:14,698
I paid those protestors to convince Hugh
that this whole thing isn't worth it.
340
00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:16,700
His health is suffering.
341
00:17:16,784 --> 00:17:19,620
I want off this train,
I want to stop touring,
342
00:17:19,703 --> 00:17:23,541
- And I want out of the diamond business.
- I mean, there's gotta be an easier way.
343
00:17:23,624 --> 00:17:26,460
I pleaded with Hugh, but he won't listen.
344
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:30,673
He is proud, and he's stubborn,
and he feels obligated to pay it forward.
345
00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:33,217
But I want my family back.
346
00:17:35,469 --> 00:17:36,470
Okay, Carter.
347
00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:39,306
I accept your putting challenge,
but only if you make it interesting.
348
00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:42,685
What do you say to, I don't know,
five hundo per putt?
349
00:17:42,768 --> 00:17:44,228
Kane will stake me.
350
00:17:46,855 --> 00:17:49,775
Five hundo a putt? Please.
351
00:17:49,858 --> 00:17:52,111
I can find that kind of change
in the crack of my couch cushions.
352
00:17:52,194 --> 00:17:54,238
Let's make it really interesting.
353
00:17:54,321 --> 00:17:56,824
A thousand a putt.
Thim-Thim will stake me.
354
00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:00,286
What the hell are you doing?
355
00:18:00,369 --> 00:18:01,787
We've been playing this course
since we were kids.
356
00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:04,164
We know every nook
and cranny of this putting green.
357
00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:06,000
We got this.
358
00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:09,169
- Shall we?
- Oh, we shall.
359
00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:14,174
Can I ask you,
what exactly happened with Wilhelmina?
360
00:18:14,258 --> 00:18:19,763
She has a smile that can
light up a room, like yours.
361
00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:25,352
But she rebelled.
And I did the only thing I knew to do.
362
00:18:25,436 --> 00:18:29,064
I pushed back harder and did everything
363
00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:33,068
I could to fix her messes
and to protect her.
364
00:18:33,152 --> 00:18:34,445
But it backfired.
365
00:18:34,528 --> 00:18:38,407
And now here I am, talking to a cop
instead of my daughter.
366
00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:44,079
What about you?
Sam, do you talk to your mother?
367
00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:45,206
Sometimes...
368
00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:49,335
But she's not around anymore.
369
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:54,089
You know I never got the chance
to tell her this,
370
00:18:54,173 --> 00:18:57,843
but I can tell you, as a daughter,
371
00:18:58,552 --> 00:19:01,263
you don't need to solve
all your kids' problems.
372
00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:05,976
Sometimes...we just need to be heard.
373
00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:10,898
Let me just line this up.
374
00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:14,109
Oh yeah, you seeing that there?
375
00:19:14,193 --> 00:19:16,445
There it goes, I can see it.
376
00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:18,155
Yeah. You can feel it.
377
00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:20,824
Yeah there it is, its going right to left.
378
00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:23,911
I got this now, okay. Oh, yeah.
379
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:25,287
Okay.
380
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:27,373
Okay.
381
00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:33,712
Okay...
382
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:44,848
Well that puts you down 2K.
383
00:19:44,932 --> 00:19:47,851
At this rate, Thim-Thim and I are going
to have to steal that diamond
384
00:19:47,935 --> 00:19:50,312
ourselves in order to pay off this debt.
385
00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:55,401
Well, that raises an interesting question.
How would we go about doing that?
386
00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:58,946
Stealing the diamond,
if we were jewel thieves.
387
00:19:59,488 --> 00:20:02,449
Cracking codes on alarm systems,
not really my strong suit.
388
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:04,118
Any ideas, Stubbins?
389
00:20:04,201 --> 00:20:06,245
All right, Carter,
I'll play your hypothetical
390
00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:08,497
"If I were a diamond thief."
391
00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:12,418
Well, I'll tell you this much,
I'd be like the male Catherine Zeta Jones.
392
00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:16,213
Acrobatic moves, tight leather pants.
Or I'd descend from the ceiling.
393
00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:18,257
I mean, either way it'd just be for show.
394
00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:21,385
I have more than actor money.
See my car back there?
395
00:20:21,969 --> 00:20:23,846
That limited edition red jobbie.
396
00:20:24,555 --> 00:20:27,349
Yeah, it's cute. I used to have one.
It's a good starter car.
397
00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:30,311
Easy with the tables!
398
00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:38,652
Oh, would you look at that?
I just got richer.
399
00:20:39,278 --> 00:20:41,238
What about Duff Stubbins?
400
00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:44,074
He and Wilhelmina apparently
had some sort of tryst?
401
00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:45,534
Oh, well you might call it that,
402
00:20:45,618 --> 00:20:47,369
but Willa would never
have taken him seriously.
403
00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:48,746
Why do you say that?
404
00:20:48,829 --> 00:20:53,626
Because he's a fool, and everything that
comes out of that boy's mouth is a lie.
405
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:56,587
His family made some bad investments
406
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:59,173
and now they're in terrible
financial trouble.
407
00:20:59,256 --> 00:21:02,635
But he wears a Rolex
and drives a fancy car.
408
00:21:02,718 --> 00:21:04,511
It's all a sham.
409
00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:09,600
He is one car payment away
from riding a bike with a bell on it.
410
00:21:09,683 --> 00:21:11,644
There's nothing to it but to do it.
411
00:21:11,727 --> 00:21:12,728
And...
412
00:21:15,814 --> 00:21:19,526
- Well, now you're down $6000.
- Not that I'm keeping score.
413
00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:21,654
Well, we know when we're beat.
414
00:21:21,737 --> 00:21:24,448
Thim-Thim, pull out your check book
and pay the man.
415
00:21:24,531 --> 00:21:26,450
What's the matter, Thimble?
You look a little flush?
416
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:28,327
It's just a friendly parlor game
amongst gentlemen.
417
00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:29,703
We are men of business.
418
00:21:29,787 --> 00:21:32,081
Well, I've played men of business.
What's your line, Kane?
419
00:21:32,164 --> 00:21:34,500
Well, recently I've been buying up
abandoned buildings in Bishop.
420
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,626
Gonna make a fortune.
421
00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:38,337
But I'll tell you what the best feeling
in the world is.
422
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:39,797
It's when somebody owes you something.
423
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,132
'cause when somebody owes you something,
that is power.
424
00:21:42,216 --> 00:21:43,676
Wouldn't you agree?
425
00:21:44,552 --> 00:21:46,971
Hold on a second, Thim-Thim.
Put that check book away.
426
00:21:47,763 --> 00:21:49,640
What do you fellas say
we make this interesting?
427
00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:52,476
Double or nothing. One shot.
428
00:21:53,185 --> 00:21:56,897
For lack of a better name,
let's call it, "The Sand Wedge Willy".
429
00:21:58,148 --> 00:22:01,235
I'm going to hit the ball between my legs,
behind my back.
430
00:22:01,318 --> 00:22:04,071
It's gonna hit that 19th hole sign,
431
00:22:04,154 --> 00:22:07,199
ricochet off the golf cart
and into the cup.
432
00:22:07,283 --> 00:22:10,578
I make it we're even,
I miss, you're up 12K.
433
00:22:10,661 --> 00:22:13,372
- What do you say, Stubbins?
- Oh, you're on.
434
00:22:17,334 --> 00:22:21,881
Okay, Sand Wedge Willy,
it's been a little while.
435
00:22:22,631 --> 00:22:25,551
Right there, through the legs,
Sand Wedge Willy.
436
00:22:25,634 --> 00:22:28,095
Okay. I know how this goes.
437
00:22:28,846 --> 00:22:30,389
Sand Wedge Willy.
438
00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:39,440
I was so scared there for a second,
439
00:22:39,523 --> 00:22:42,151
thinking you were gonna risk all
that money on a stupid fluke chance,
440
00:22:42,234 --> 00:22:44,028
but you must have been
practicing that shot
441
00:22:44,111 --> 00:22:45,946
like a madman for this very moment.
442
00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,866
- You dog!
- It was a fluke. It was a total fluke.
443
00:22:48,949 --> 00:22:50,659
- What?
- I can't believe I made it.
444
00:22:50,743 --> 00:22:53,495
Fellas, Thim-Thim and I are gonna
get gussied up for the gala.
445
00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:56,874
We will see you fellas tonight
for the festivities.
446
00:23:05,674 --> 00:23:07,301
Were the calf garters necessary?
447
00:23:07,384 --> 00:23:09,762
- They're strangling my calves.
- All part of the role, buddy.
448
00:23:09,845 --> 00:23:13,057
- All part of the role.
- My role? I don't have any lines, Harley.
449
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:22,608
Holy moly, Wilhelmina. Look at you!
450
00:23:22,691 --> 00:23:24,610
Oh, thank you, Dave,
it's all pins and tape.
451
00:23:24,693 --> 00:23:27,696
- Could fall apart at any second.
- You look beautiful.
452
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,282
Thank you, you look pretty good yourself.
453
00:23:30,366 --> 00:23:32,952
All pins and tape.
Could fall apart at any second.
454
00:23:33,577 --> 00:23:36,497
Wilhelmina, I would like
to introduce you to Joyce Boyle,
455
00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,707
- our Interim Chief of Police.
- Pleasure.
456
00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:39,792
- Pleasure.
- Interim.
457
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,710
That means temporary right?
458
00:23:42,753 --> 00:23:44,713
- If you'll excuse me.
- Yes.
459
00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:47,633
Chief, are you here
because you think I can't handle myself?
460
00:23:47,716 --> 00:23:50,469
I know you can handle yourself.
I'm here for two other reasons.
461
00:23:50,553 --> 00:23:54,473
One, to rock this tux,
the other is I have a new lead.
462
00:23:54,557 --> 00:23:57,101
Gentleman over there by the bar.
That's Gerald Banichek.
463
00:23:57,184 --> 00:24:00,896
He just got out of the bucket
after a six year stint for felony theft.
464
00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:03,232
Object of choice? Diamonds.
465
00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:07,319
And his first stop off the clink train
was to buy a ticket to the diamond show.
466
00:24:07,945 --> 00:24:09,071
I'm gonna go work that.
467
00:24:16,328 --> 00:24:18,247
- May I have this dance?
- Oh, no.
468
00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:21,500
Come on, we're supposed to be a couple.
It would be weird if we didn't.
469
00:24:22,126 --> 00:24:24,295
Come on, we're supposed to have a thing.
470
00:24:24,378 --> 00:24:27,715
Banichek, Joyce Boyle, Chief of Police.
471
00:24:28,632 --> 00:24:30,718
Now, I can be your best friend here,
or your worst enemy,
472
00:24:30,801 --> 00:24:33,512
but that all depends on what you
came here to do tonight.
473
00:24:34,597 --> 00:24:35,931
Chief Boyle.
474
00:24:36,015 --> 00:24:39,310
Full disclosure, I'm the one who called
in the anonymous tip to the Harthans.
475
00:24:39,393 --> 00:24:41,770
I thought about stealing
this stone for years
476
00:24:41,854 --> 00:24:44,231
and realized if I wanted to I could.
477
00:24:44,315 --> 00:24:45,816
Tonight.
478
00:24:47,484 --> 00:24:49,612
- How are you doing with all this?
- Doing good.
479
00:24:49,695 --> 00:24:53,866
I think you were right about Stubbins.
It's all a show. He's broke. Desperate.
480
00:24:53,949 --> 00:24:56,577
I meant how are you doing
with your fake family?
481
00:24:57,286 --> 00:24:59,705
Well, I don't want you to accuse me
of being Johnny Depp,
482
00:24:59,788 --> 00:25:02,958
but it has made me think about
my mom a lot,
483
00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:05,336
and I haven't done that in a while...
484
00:25:05,419 --> 00:25:06,837
Well, if you need to talk...
485
00:25:07,379 --> 00:25:11,467
come see the guy who's graciously
allowing you to lead right now.
486
00:25:12,218 --> 00:25:13,260
May I?
487
00:25:16,722 --> 00:25:18,724
- You look amazing.
- Why thank you.
488
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:23,479
So, TV's Harley Carter,
you sure that's the right guy for you?
489
00:25:24,104 --> 00:25:26,482
The thing is,
he doesn't look serious enough.
490
00:25:26,565 --> 00:25:29,235
Is he really gonna give you the life
that you know you deserve?
491
00:25:29,318 --> 00:25:32,404
What is the life that I deserve?
And are you the guy to give it to me?
492
00:25:32,488 --> 00:25:34,114
Funny you should ask.
493
00:25:34,198 --> 00:25:36,075
I'm working on a large investment
right now
494
00:25:36,158 --> 00:25:39,703
that would put us on easy street
for the rest of our lives.
495
00:25:39,787 --> 00:25:44,250
Really? What might that be?
I want details.
496
00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:45,793
That is not important right now.
497
00:25:45,876 --> 00:25:48,295
What is important
is that you're listening.
498
00:25:49,088 --> 00:25:50,130
If you don't mind...
499
00:25:53,342 --> 00:25:54,426
Now here's a twist.
500
00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:57,638
Banichek is now working
for the other side.
501
00:25:57,721 --> 00:25:59,765
Using his powers for good.
502
00:25:59,848 --> 00:26:02,434
Wants to start a security service,
says that the diamond's
503
00:26:02,518 --> 00:26:04,228
a lot more vulnerable than we thought.
504
00:26:04,311 --> 00:26:06,522
Said the security is penetrable
by the right person.
505
00:26:06,605 --> 00:26:10,067
- So, we gotta be all eyes and ears.
- Okay.
506
00:26:13,195 --> 00:26:14,905
Isn't that wonderful?
507
00:26:14,989 --> 00:26:18,284
You know as your president I'd like
to take advantage of this opportunity
508
00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:21,620
to once again thank the Harthans
for their generosity
509
00:26:21,704 --> 00:26:23,038
for hosting this evening's event.
510
00:26:23,122 --> 00:26:25,040
Thank you very much. Thank you.
511
00:26:25,124 --> 00:26:28,460
And as you all know, Wilhelmina Harthan
has sang for two presidents
512
00:26:28,544 --> 00:26:30,296
and the entire U.N. Assembly.
513
00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:32,172
So, as a surprise tonight
I would like to invite her up
514
00:26:32,256 --> 00:26:33,966
on our stage and sing for us.
515
00:26:35,467 --> 00:26:36,844
- No...
- Before you say no,
516
00:26:36,927 --> 00:26:39,305
let me tell you
that Reggie and Betty Souther
517
00:26:39,388 --> 00:26:42,391
are willing to donate $10,000
to the Bishop Pediatric Fund
518
00:26:42,474 --> 00:26:44,810
for just the one song,
let's not let the kids down.
519
00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:47,688
I can stop this, just give me one second,
I will stop it.
520
00:26:47,771 --> 00:26:50,524
No. I think have to do this for myself.
521
00:26:51,483 --> 00:26:53,277
I kinda know this one.
522
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,322
Ladies and gentlemen, Wilhelmina Harthan.
523
00:27:06,707 --> 00:27:07,958
Seems--
524
00:27:08,542 --> 00:27:15,090
Seems like old time
525
00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:35,861
Feel the thrill that it was
526
00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:40,366
The day I found you
527
00:27:40,449 --> 00:27:46,872
Seems like old...
528
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,416
Time
529
00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:57,007
Dinners dates and flower
530
00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:05,474
Old time
531
00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:10,479
- Invalid code.
- Come on.
532
00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:16,819
Making dreams come true
533
00:28:18,153 --> 00:28:19,947
Doing thing
534
00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:26,287
We used to do
535
00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:31,375
Seems like old time
536
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:35,296
Here with...
537
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:41,385
You
538
00:28:53,689 --> 00:28:54,815
Come on...
539
00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:58,277
Duff Stubbins. You old bastard.
540
00:28:59,486 --> 00:29:04,241
- Carter, hey.
- Not exactly Zeta Jones smooth, is it?
541
00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:05,659
Oh, you know, I was just...
542
00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:08,537
Just taking a little walk with this...
Mask!
543
00:29:11,582 --> 00:29:13,959
Well, you sounded pretty good up there.
544
00:29:14,543 --> 00:29:16,587
Not as good as Wilhelmina, but...
545
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:19,715
I think you pulled it off.
546
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,301
Thank you.
547
00:29:23,677 --> 00:29:24,845
Come here.
548
00:29:27,848 --> 00:29:30,726
That's for the one you can't get
from your mom anymore.
549
00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:35,689
Wilhelmina would be lucky
to get one of these.
550
00:29:37,024 --> 00:29:38,776
And she still can.
551
00:29:43,697 --> 00:29:45,324
Go find Hugh.
552
00:29:50,913 --> 00:29:52,831
All right, you got me. I'm not gonna run.
553
00:29:52,915 --> 00:29:54,458
Yeah, that's what you said the first time.
554
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:55,918
- Carter!
- Chief!
555
00:29:56,835 --> 00:29:59,255
Okay, let's get him up. Get up.
556
00:30:00,422 --> 00:30:02,967
I was holding him down all by myself,
Chief.
557
00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:04,927
- Way to hustle, Dave.
- What?
558
00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:07,346
These, these calf garters,
they really slow me down, man.
559
00:30:07,429 --> 00:30:10,975
Look, I was given the wrong code.
I'm being set up, I'm telling you.
560
00:30:11,058 --> 00:30:12,476
Yeah? By who?
561
00:30:13,477 --> 00:30:16,564
When somebody owes you something,
that is real power.
562
00:30:16,647 --> 00:30:19,358
I have a theory.
And I think it's a pretty solid one.
563
00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:22,528
You were broke, desperate.
564
00:30:22,611 --> 00:30:24,572
You got a loan from Kane
for a business venture,
565
00:30:24,655 --> 00:30:25,823
you couldn't pay him back.
566
00:30:25,906 --> 00:30:27,616
Let us know if we're on the right track,
567
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:28,826
otherwise you're going down
for this alone.
568
00:30:28,909 --> 00:30:31,036
I wasn't even supposed to be here,
I had no choice.
569
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,580
Wrong, you had a choice.
570
00:30:32,663 --> 00:30:34,290
- Dave had no choice.
- That's true.
571
00:30:34,373 --> 00:30:36,333
I owed him so much money, okay?
572
00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,669
He told me that if I took the diamond,
that he'd forgive my debt.
573
00:30:38,752 --> 00:30:40,671
Wait a minute,
if he wanted you to steal the diamond,
574
00:30:40,754 --> 00:30:43,048
- why would he give you the wrong code?
- Because it was a diversion.
575
00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:47,136
It's a note. Of the ransom variety.
"We have Wilhelmina.
576
00:30:47,219 --> 00:30:49,847
"You can have her back for million
in unmarked bills.
577
00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:51,599
"Wait for a call
with drop off instructions."
578
00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:54,685
They thought of something
a lot more valuable than the diamond.
579
00:30:54,768 --> 00:30:56,228
- Where's Kane?
- Where's Sam?
580
00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:57,980
I saw her follow somebody outside.
581
00:30:58,063 --> 00:31:01,191
Carter, wait!
We gotta do this right. Carter!
582
00:31:10,951 --> 00:31:14,288
Recently I've been buying up
abandoned buildings in Bishop.
583
00:31:14,371 --> 00:31:16,248
Easy with the tables!
584
00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:21,086
The caterers.
585
00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:31,847
Get over here now
with the communications unit
586
00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:33,515
with tracers and wait for the call.
587
00:31:34,308 --> 00:31:36,101
What do you mean we don't have
requisition cash in that amount?
588
00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:37,228
Then call all the area banks!
589
00:31:37,311 --> 00:31:38,979
What kind of Mayberry operation
are we running here?
590
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,397
We'll pay the ransom.
591
00:31:44,526 --> 00:31:47,613
- I'm sorry?
- No need to call any banks.
592
00:31:47,696 --> 00:31:51,492
We'll put up the 20$ million
to get Detective Shaw back safely.
593
00:31:54,286 --> 00:31:55,329
Thank you.
594
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,289
Get me that unit.
595
00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:08,092
Hey boss, I saw Stubbins' car outside.
596
00:32:08,175 --> 00:32:10,302
How would that shanker know where we are?
597
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:11,679
Go take a look around.
598
00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:14,223
Kane.
599
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,478
Sam!
600
00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:22,982
Just happened to be in the neighborhood,
thought I'd swing by and save your life.
601
00:32:23,065 --> 00:32:24,400
Harley!
602
00:32:30,948 --> 00:32:33,450
Those caterers were just
Kane's henchmen in disguise.
603
00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:34,702
Once I knew they were kidnapping me,
604
00:32:34,785 --> 00:32:37,746
I let them,
so I could figure out who was behind this.
605
00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:39,957
- That was your plan?
- This was yours?
606
00:32:40,624 --> 00:32:42,084
Well, come on now, we're in this together.
607
00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:44,712
We gotta use team work
to get out of this pickle.
608
00:32:45,462 --> 00:32:49,758
Okay, I have an idea
but I'm not happy about it.
609
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,471
Can you reach into my bra?
610
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,224
I wasn't kidding about the pins.
611
00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,767
If you can fish one out,
612
00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:01,228
we might be able to use it
to pick these cuffs.
613
00:33:02,104 --> 00:33:03,814
- Your bra?
- Yeah.
614
00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:20,080
- Just don't stick me.
- I won't.
615
00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:24,668
Getting closer...
616
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:26,754
Yeah.
617
00:33:27,504 --> 00:33:29,131
- Feel something...
- Okay.
618
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:32,259
Got it?
619
00:33:37,514 --> 00:33:38,807
Good work.
620
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,279
Thank you for showing up.
621
00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:56,242
How do you know
I didn't come for the food?
622
00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:21,058
Did you feel anything?
623
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,191
Yeah, me neither.
624
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:33,654
I mean that thing you did
with your bottom lip.
625
00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:35,072
What was that?
626
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,575
When I say stay don't leave your post,
627
00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:39,535
it's not a suggestion,
you don't leave your post!
628
00:34:39,618 --> 00:34:43,289
- But I was just trying to--
- Be an idiot? Well, you nailed that.
629
00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:56,927
I told you the rice would work!
Hey, Chief.
630
00:34:57,636 --> 00:34:59,513
Great, you're on your way.
631
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:02,683
Listen, how many are you coming with,
cause I'm gonna get some Peking duck.
632
00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:04,727
You know what,
I'll just get enough for everyone,
633
00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:07,813
and stuff for people
with food restrictions.
634
00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:10,858
You're a special kind of cop, Shaw.
635
00:35:10,941 --> 00:35:14,904
Being your first undercover assignment,
you made quite an impression.
636
00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:18,240
I'm not sure there's anyone
I met a couple days ago
637
00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,451
willing to pay twenty mil for my ransom.
638
00:35:20,534 --> 00:35:23,204
Hey Chief,
do you mind if I talk to this gentlemen?
639
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,206
- Make it quick.
- Thank you.
640
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,001
- Thim-Thim?
- No, it's not Thim-Thim.
641
00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:33,672
You know what the trouble
is with people like you?
642
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:37,092
That country club that you're
so damn proud to be a member of?
643
00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:38,928
Well, my father used to be
a groundskeeper there
644
00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,012
for over thirty years.
645
00:35:40,846 --> 00:35:42,097
Yeah.
646
00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,475
Day after day,
he would bend down on his knees
647
00:35:44,558 --> 00:35:48,979
to fill in the divots
of your failed nine iron chip shots.
648
00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:52,608
And it was people like you
who would look down on him,
649
00:35:52,691 --> 00:35:54,902
and always make him feel less than.
650
00:35:55,861 --> 00:36:00,950
And I would have to see that on his face
every night when he came home.
651
00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:06,830
But here's the thing, you don't know
what honest work is all about,
652
00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:10,543
which means you also don't understand
what true pride really is.
653
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,128
Because that's something you can't buy.
654
00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:16,423
And that makes him richer
than you'll ever be.
655
00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,634
That's it. Enjoy your cell.
656
00:36:18,717 --> 00:36:21,804
Oh, and do be polite to the staff.
They carry Tasers.
657
00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:26,600
Thanks, chief.
658
00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:28,936
Shaw, get some rest.
659
00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:33,357
- Hey, how you doing?
- Good.
660
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,944
I was just,
thinking about tonight and Harley...
661
00:36:37,027 --> 00:36:39,113
Taking down Kane. You guys were awesome.
662
00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:42,575
No, just about me and him
663
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:47,079
and what we're doing together,
running around as some kind of team.
664
00:36:47,162 --> 00:36:52,001
I'm a cop, he's a pretend cop. I don't...
I don't even know what to call it.
665
00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:55,129
Well, I think Harley would call it a show.
666
00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:57,172
That's the thing,
everything is a show with him,
667
00:36:57,256 --> 00:36:59,133
nothing's real.
668
00:36:59,216 --> 00:37:00,217
And...
669
00:37:01,343 --> 00:37:03,804
That works for him, but...
670
00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:09,977
Listen, I know that I am the one
who is always pushing him away.
671
00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,522
But the truth is, I think this whole time,
672
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:18,402
I have been hanging onto this
weird possibility between us.
673
00:37:18,485 --> 00:37:21,488
I mean, since we were kids,
it's always been this question mark.
674
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:22,990
What is this about?
675
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:25,701
Did something happen in there?
676
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:29,330
No. I think it's...
677
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,457
more about what didn't happen.
678
00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:33,292
That's okay.
679
00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:36,462
Oddly,
I have my sister's voice in my head.
680
00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:39,673
Yeah, weird, right? And you know what?
681
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,593
Maybe it's time I figured out
what I really want.
682
00:37:42,676 --> 00:37:46,180
- And be open to letting myself have it.
- Yeah.
683
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,725
Maybe this is a good thing.
684
00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:55,898
Hey, buddy...Dot let me in.
685
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,567
I think she's sleepwalking.
686
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,778
She was doing lines from Seinfeld
687
00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,988
and I'm pretty sure she thought
I was Newman.
688
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,699
- Mind if I join you?
- I'm just...
689
00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:09,411
getting in some alone milkshake time.
690
00:38:09,995 --> 00:38:11,747
I'm not giving you a sip.
691
00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:28,180
Spoke to Sam.
She seemed upset about something.
692
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:31,600
- Any ideas what that might be?
- She tell you about the kiss?
693
00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,852
She hadn't. But...
694
00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,272
now I'm starting to fill in some blanks.
695
00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:39,525
Wow. That happened. Good.
696
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:43,487
- It should have. 'Bout time.
- It did not go well.
697
00:38:45,739 --> 00:38:47,408
And that's what she's upset about.
698
00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:51,287
The way I reacted.
699
00:38:52,746 --> 00:38:56,250
I feel like she felt like
I didn't feel anything.
700
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,003
Buddy, that's not your fault.
701
00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:02,298
There's so much history,
so much build up between you two,
702
00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:07,344
but sometimes these things
just are what they are.
703
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:10,848
It's chemistry. You can't control that.
704
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:14,727
- You didn't feel anything.
- That's the crazy thing, Dave.
705
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,689
I felt everything. I felt it in...
706
00:39:18,772 --> 00:39:22,234
Every fiber of my body.
707
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:25,613
I passed out and when I came to
it was still happening.
708
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,697
What do you mean?
709
00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:29,074
I choked. I just didn't know what to say,
710
00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:34,371
and I think Sam took my silence
as not caring but...
711
00:39:36,248 --> 00:39:38,459
I care so much, Dave.
712
00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,921
I care so much.
713
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,382
Okay, you gotta go to her.
714
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:49,970
- I can't, it's over. The moment's over.
- No. It's not over.
715
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,224
You need to go and tell her,
show her, how you really feel,
716
00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:55,434
or you're going to regret it
for the rest of your life.
717
00:39:55,517 --> 00:39:59,063
She is spinning right now,
and by the way that she's talking,
718
00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:01,398
if you're not careful,
she's gonna spin away from you.
719
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:06,237
You need to Love Actually,
Punch Drunk Love it.
720
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,156
Pick any movie from the late 90's
and go and get your girl!
721
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,742
This is exactly what you would tell me.
722
00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:15,246
So, are you going to take your own advice
or you just gonna sit here
723
00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:17,081
and nurse this stupid milkshake?
724
00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:39,019
Lighting in the eveninIn the holy highland
725
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:42,481
Down in the hall, up against the wall
726
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:45,359
I know you're struggling with the cold
727
00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:48,862
Why you gotta call it anything at all now
728
00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:52,074
Is it a dream or some softer poison
729
00:40:52,157 --> 00:40:55,244
I was looking awaywhile you bled the blues, yeah
730
00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:57,162
Get so long
731
00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,832
Before you get high
732
00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:03,335
Before you go
733
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:06,589
Hot tears...
734
00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:09,758
Hot tears
735
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:13,095
Well, I know..
736
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:19,435
You're so lost
737
00:41:24,189 --> 00:41:25,566
Before you go..
738
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:39,538
It's been a night. Letting off steam.
739
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,124
- You?
- Same.
740
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:45,794
This is my normal routine,
but I usually do it alone.
741
00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:49,131
Well, not tonight I guess.
742
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:53,177
Come here. Let me spot you.
743
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,102
Heavenly low,
744
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,147
it's right on time
745
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,234
But is it enough?
746
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,612
You gotta find the light
747
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,907
Find the light
748
00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:17,952
Find the light
749
00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:21,121
Heavenly low
750
00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,500
Find the light
751
00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:38,138
I'm ready when you are.
752
00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:46,522
Maybe I'm just gone to the world
753
00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:49,525
I can feel it coming,do you hear the night
754
00:42:49,608 --> 00:42:53,320
From the river bridge, I hear the thunder
755
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,864
I hear the storm, and your skin on mine
756
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:59,243
Tell me, what's the story, morning glory?
757
00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:02,496
Whisper it to me in a grand hotel
758
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:05,875
Telling me all the time, "I'm sorry"
759
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:09,253
Babe, don't I know it ain't hard to tell
760
00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:11,046
Well, I know
761
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,008
Yeah, I know
762
00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:17,344
You get so low
763
00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,097
Before you get high
764
00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:26,020
Before you go, come say hello
63007
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