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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,044 --> 00:00:08,631 Just turn your wrists a little more, think of something or someone specific. 2 00:00:08,714 --> 00:00:10,799 It'll help keep your strikes focused. 3 00:00:11,842 --> 00:00:15,012 - Guess who I'm thinking of? - How's everything with you and J. Boyle? 4 00:00:15,095 --> 00:00:17,723 Good. Fine. I think he's happy with my work. 5 00:00:17,806 --> 00:00:18,807 He's happy with you. 6 00:00:18,891 --> 00:00:23,062 What? No, he's been nothing but professional, respectful. 7 00:00:23,145 --> 00:00:26,565 - Dude, he's my boss. - Two are not mutually exclusive. 8 00:00:26,649 --> 00:00:29,401 That person can have a thing for someone. 9 00:00:29,485 --> 00:00:31,654 You ever think maybe you have a thing for him? 10 00:00:31,737 --> 00:00:34,031 - No. And no. - Look I get it. 11 00:00:34,114 --> 00:00:37,284 He's "Other side of the pillow" cool. He's got that New York swagger. 12 00:00:37,368 --> 00:00:39,703 But I'm sorry, the two of you could never have a thing. 13 00:00:39,787 --> 00:00:41,997 Cop with cop, that just can't be a thing. 14 00:00:42,081 --> 00:00:44,333 People don't have "things" that's only on TV. 15 00:00:44,416 --> 00:00:47,294 Things are real. You and I, we have a thing. 16 00:00:47,378 --> 00:00:48,462 We don't have a thing. 17 00:00:48,546 --> 00:00:51,298 Oh, we have a thing. I've seen this on a million shows. 18 00:00:51,382 --> 00:00:55,594 The two leads, that's us, they have a long history with each other. 19 00:00:55,678 --> 00:00:59,557 They work well together, sparky banter, there's a connection. 20 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,934 There's a thing. Look, we have no choice. 21 00:01:02,017 --> 00:01:06,063 People want it, they see it in us, there's no avoiding it. 22 00:01:06,146 --> 00:01:07,481 I'm avoiding it pretty easily. 23 00:01:07,565 --> 00:01:10,234 Okay. You know what, let me tell you how it's gonna happen. 24 00:01:10,985 --> 00:01:13,571 We're gonna be on a case, we're gonna be forced into some 25 00:01:13,654 --> 00:01:16,156 tight quarters, like a closet or a sauna. 26 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,450 - A sauna? - It doesn't have to be a sauna. 27 00:01:18,534 --> 00:01:21,537 That's not the point. The point is we're gonna be super close, 28 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:23,247 we're gonna have to be quiet. 29 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:27,209 There's danger outside. Our lips are gonna be millimeters apart. 30 00:01:27,293 --> 00:01:31,171 The chemistry's gonna be electric and: we're gonna kiss. 31 00:01:31,255 --> 00:01:36,343 If there's fireworks, that's confirmation. If not, writers gotta get back to work. 32 00:01:37,469 --> 00:01:39,889 Wow, sounds like great TV, but that is not happening. 33 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:42,182 Hold on a second. 34 00:01:42,266 --> 00:01:43,976 Boyle wants to see you in his office. 35 00:01:44,059 --> 00:01:47,563 - He texted you? - He must really want you in his office. 36 00:02:00,117 --> 00:02:01,702 You wanted to see me right away? 37 00:02:01,785 --> 00:02:04,914 Shaw, what do you know about the Harthan family? 38 00:02:04,997 --> 00:02:07,333 The diamond mining Harthans out of Vancouver? 39 00:02:07,416 --> 00:02:09,168 More money than they know what to do with? What about them? 40 00:02:09,251 --> 00:02:11,629 Well, they're on something of a national tour, 41 00:02:11,712 --> 00:02:13,797 allowing people to view a rarely seen diamond 42 00:02:13,881 --> 00:02:15,841 that makes the rock from Titanic look like a Skittle. 43 00:02:15,925 --> 00:02:17,426 Helps raise money for their town. 44 00:02:17,509 --> 00:02:19,261 And they've picked Bishop as one of the stops. 45 00:02:19,345 --> 00:02:20,346 For Bishop? 46 00:02:20,429 --> 00:02:24,892 Yes, but they received an anonymous tip about the possible theft of the stone. 47 00:02:24,975 --> 00:02:28,103 Normally I would just triple up on security, send some bodies in there, 48 00:02:28,187 --> 00:02:30,064 but this is more than just protecting the stone. 49 00:02:30,147 --> 00:02:32,691 This is about finding out who might be planning on taking it. 50 00:02:32,775 --> 00:02:33,901 So, where is this going? 51 00:02:33,984 --> 00:02:37,071 The Harthans, they have a daughter, Wilhelmina. 52 00:02:37,154 --> 00:02:40,115 She used to be a socialite, seen at all the openings, parties. 53 00:02:40,199 --> 00:02:42,076 Rumor is she had some sort of a breakdown. 54 00:02:42,159 --> 00:02:44,537 This was gonna be her first public appearance. 55 00:02:44,620 --> 00:02:46,997 Why does this just feel like the set up? 56 00:02:47,081 --> 00:02:49,667 This is a photo of the Harthan family. 57 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:56,382 You want me to go undercover? Please tell me you're joking. 58 00:02:56,465 --> 00:03:00,261 If I were joking, you'd be laughing... Wilhelmina. 59 00:03:19,071 --> 00:03:21,282 Carter 60 00:03:28,497 --> 00:03:31,876 This is my first undercover anything, and I'm not an actress! 61 00:03:31,959 --> 00:03:34,420 You've gotta trust me on this, okay? This is what I do. 62 00:03:34,503 --> 00:03:37,256 I need six hours, some fine China, 63 00:03:37,339 --> 00:03:39,133 and a healthy disdain for the little people, 64 00:03:39,216 --> 00:03:42,720 and I will transform you into Wilhelmina Harthan. 65 00:03:42,803 --> 00:03:44,972 But first, we start with this. 66 00:03:46,098 --> 00:03:49,685 You want me to read the unauthorized biography of Judd Nelson? 67 00:03:49,768 --> 00:03:52,271 What? No. Cool. Didn't realize I had that. 68 00:03:52,354 --> 00:03:54,982 No, I want you to balance it on your head and walk around. 69 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:57,818 - We are gonna work on your posture. - Yeah, not gonna happen. 70 00:03:57,902 --> 00:04:01,447 Okay Dave, put Judd on your head, show Sam how it's done. 71 00:04:01,530 --> 00:04:05,576 Okay, Harley, I gotta say I have zero interest 72 00:04:05,659 --> 00:04:09,413 in taking any part of this job of helping the one percenters. 73 00:04:09,496 --> 00:04:10,831 If I have to spend one iota 74 00:04:10,915 --> 00:04:13,542 of a second helping these country club snobs, 75 00:04:13,626 --> 00:04:15,336 I will end up being the one getting arrested. 76 00:04:15,419 --> 00:04:18,797 Come on, we used to love breaking into that country club on summer nights. 77 00:04:18,881 --> 00:04:22,968 Remember we'd steal a golf cart, drive all crazy, do those insane 78 00:04:23,052 --> 00:04:25,638 putts on the putting green with the sticks and wiffle nuts? 79 00:04:25,721 --> 00:04:27,598 Remember the Sand Wedge Willy? 80 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:30,643 What, between the legs, off the 19th hole sign and off the golf cart? 81 00:04:30,726 --> 00:04:34,021 No, don't remember it at all. Harley, that shot is impossible. 82 00:04:34,104 --> 00:04:35,856 Okay, forget about the posture lesson, 83 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:38,901 let's just skip right ahead to the tea cup holding symposium. 84 00:04:38,984 --> 00:04:40,277 I know how to hold a teacup. 85 00:04:40,361 --> 00:04:41,362 - You do not know how to hold a tea cup. - I know how to hold 86 00:04:41,445 --> 00:04:42,446 - a tea cup - I've seen you hold a tea cup. 87 00:04:42,529 --> 00:04:44,949 You hold a tea cup like a peasant, you hold a tea cup like a commoner, 88 00:04:45,032 --> 00:04:46,283 they will peg you in two seconds 89 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:48,369 and this whole mission will be compromised! 90 00:04:48,452 --> 00:04:49,912 Take the tea cup. 91 00:04:51,205 --> 00:04:52,289 Thank you. 92 00:04:52,373 --> 00:04:56,335 Now here's the trick, acting rich and drinking tea. 93 00:04:57,836 --> 00:05:00,047 The pinky. That's what I'm talking about. 94 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:01,590 - That's the "money pinky". - I'm not doing the pinky. 95 00:05:01,674 --> 00:05:02,716 - Let's see a pinky. - Not doing the pinky. 96 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,260 - Look. Money. - No. 97 00:05:04,343 --> 00:05:05,761 - Look how rich we are. - We're not doing the pinky. 98 00:05:05,844 --> 00:05:07,221 Sam, it's how Judd Nelson drinks his tea. 99 00:05:07,304 --> 00:05:10,182 Okay, can we just stop with the pinky and the book. 100 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:12,434 That is not what I need help with. Okay? 101 00:05:12,518 --> 00:05:15,229 Here is a file on Wilhelmina. 102 00:05:15,312 --> 00:05:16,939 I have been reading it over and over and over. 103 00:05:17,022 --> 00:05:18,691 I know what she likes to eat for breakfast, 104 00:05:18,774 --> 00:05:20,776 I know what her favorite color is, I know what she wrote 105 00:05:20,859 --> 00:05:22,861 - her college thesis on - Judd Nelson? 106 00:05:23,404 --> 00:05:27,950 The problem is it's just words on a page and it's all just blending together. 107 00:05:28,033 --> 00:05:31,412 This is good. You're doing your research. 108 00:05:31,495 --> 00:05:34,331 You're getting into character. Let's test you. 109 00:05:34,415 --> 00:05:37,126 Wilhelmina was born in British Columbia. What town? 110 00:05:37,751 --> 00:05:39,795 - Chilliwack? - Wrong! Coquitlam. 111 00:05:39,879 --> 00:05:41,964 Oh, right, sorry, Coquitlam. 112 00:05:42,047 --> 00:05:44,216 Wrong! Chilliwack! That's what I'm talking about. 113 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:47,428 When you go in deep undercover, you say something you believe it, 114 00:05:47,511 --> 00:05:50,556 - They believe it. - Oh, so that's what acting's all about? 115 00:05:50,639 --> 00:05:53,100 You're just lying. Like a lying liar? 116 00:05:53,183 --> 00:05:56,353 Yes, Dave. That's it. You get me. You finally get me. 117 00:05:57,730 --> 00:06:01,609 Sam, look, I don't want to scare you, but...you're about to go in deep. 118 00:06:02,359 --> 00:06:06,030 And sometimes lines between you and Wilhelmina are gonna be blurred. 119 00:06:06,113 --> 00:06:08,616 And then you're Johnny Depp in Donnie Brasco. 120 00:06:08,699 --> 00:06:10,701 You know, I don't want you to be so deep that we're like, 121 00:06:10,784 --> 00:06:13,287 - "Sam, are you in there? - No. 122 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:14,705 Sam come back to us. 123 00:06:14,788 --> 00:06:18,125 Sam we love you. Sam, come home. "Come home, Sam." 124 00:06:18,209 --> 00:06:19,877 Oh, my God, there is something wrong with you! 125 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:23,297 Like internally, in the brain, where most people have an off switch. 126 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:26,425 This operation is happening tomorrow and I come to you, 127 00:06:26,508 --> 00:06:28,886 my best friend, stupidly, for help, 128 00:06:28,969 --> 00:06:30,554 and you're turning this whole thing into a joke. 129 00:06:30,638 --> 00:06:32,765 None of this is helpful. 130 00:06:32,848 --> 00:06:34,934 Okay, so you may know how to act, 131 00:06:35,017 --> 00:06:39,063 or pretend, or lie, or whatever you want to call it, but I am a cop, 132 00:06:39,146 --> 00:06:42,233 and I have instincts of my own, so I am gonna just rely on those 133 00:06:42,316 --> 00:06:44,193 to get me through whatever is coming at me, all right? 134 00:06:44,276 --> 00:06:45,653 How does that sound? 135 00:06:51,659 --> 00:06:52,868 You're ready. 136 00:07:00,709 --> 00:07:03,587 I told your police chief this will never work. 137 00:07:03,671 --> 00:07:06,715 Your posture is insane. 138 00:07:07,299 --> 00:07:09,051 And I do not know where you were going with that outfit, 139 00:07:09,134 --> 00:07:11,011 but you most certainly did not get there. 140 00:07:11,095 --> 00:07:13,681 Well, it's not my dream job either, but it is my duty. 141 00:07:13,764 --> 00:07:15,975 Those protestors are ill informed. 142 00:07:16,684 --> 00:07:18,185 They are lumping us in with every other company. 143 00:07:18,269 --> 00:07:21,063 Huey, honey, don't get your heart rate going, 144 00:07:21,146 --> 00:07:23,691 I only brought so many of your blood pressure pills. 145 00:07:23,774 --> 00:07:27,611 Okay, stay close to me when we exit, do not stop, 146 00:07:27,695 --> 00:07:29,863 keep moving until I know we are inside. 147 00:07:29,947 --> 00:07:33,367 And you try not to stomp when you walk. 148 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:36,161 Wilhelmina has the natural grace of a ballerina. 149 00:07:41,542 --> 00:07:42,751 Shame on you! 150 00:07:47,006 --> 00:07:49,133 Shame on you! Blood is on your conscience! 151 00:07:50,885 --> 00:07:52,428 Shame on you! 152 00:07:57,766 --> 00:07:59,602 Mr. and Mrs. Harthan. 153 00:08:00,227 --> 00:08:02,521 Byron Kane, president of the country club. 154 00:08:02,605 --> 00:08:05,316 I am so sorry about those pesky protestors. 155 00:08:05,399 --> 00:08:08,027 But it is a great honor of mine to be hosting your family 156 00:08:08,110 --> 00:08:09,111 and this illustrious diamond. 157 00:08:09,194 --> 00:08:12,072 And what a special treat to find the lovely Wilhelmina 158 00:08:12,156 --> 00:08:14,825 has chosen Bishop to return to the public eye! 159 00:08:15,618 --> 00:08:18,954 I promise to do everything I can to make your family comfortable. 160 00:08:21,498 --> 00:08:24,960 How lovely and greatly appreciated. 161 00:08:25,044 --> 00:08:27,671 Thank you. Well, ta-ta. 162 00:08:27,755 --> 00:08:29,215 Toodle-oo! 163 00:08:31,675 --> 00:08:32,676 Well, young lady. 164 00:08:33,344 --> 00:08:36,972 What exactly is it you're going to do to find out who is after our diamond? 165 00:08:39,266 --> 00:08:42,811 If I took over as CEO, you would know it, and you could tell Riggins, 166 00:08:42,895 --> 00:08:44,396 he'd have to stay on his toes. 167 00:08:45,731 --> 00:08:48,901 If that was the case, then he would be my late husband. Am I right? 168 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:52,613 Willa? Hey, now. 169 00:08:53,864 --> 00:08:56,617 Have you been avoiding me? Duff. 170 00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:59,203 - Duff Stubbins. - Oh, I-- no... 171 00:08:59,286 --> 00:09:04,458 - Duff. Yes, no. Yes, I-- you... - You don't answer your phone anymore. 172 00:09:05,209 --> 00:09:07,753 I was hoping we could pick up where we left off all those years ago. 173 00:09:08,754 --> 00:09:10,881 Don't tell me you don't remember St. Moritz. 174 00:09:12,758 --> 00:09:14,093 You ever find your red bra? 175 00:09:14,176 --> 00:09:19,723 Oh, my-- you know, I don't know what happened to that old thing. 176 00:09:19,807 --> 00:09:22,059 You seem...Different somehow. 177 00:09:22,142 --> 00:09:25,980 Not quite yourself. I can't quite...peg it. 178 00:09:28,607 --> 00:09:30,109 - Okay. - Wilhelmina! 179 00:09:32,319 --> 00:09:34,989 Duff, would you excuse me for just one quick second? 180 00:09:35,072 --> 00:09:36,824 Sure, you can run but you can't hide. 181 00:09:38,367 --> 00:09:40,536 What are you doing here? And what are you wearing? 182 00:09:40,619 --> 00:09:43,414 Come on, there's a dress code here. You don't get to have all the fun. 183 00:09:43,497 --> 00:09:45,708 Plus, you seemed to be in a little bit of a jam back there. 184 00:09:45,791 --> 00:09:48,294 That guy, Duff Stubbins and I, me-- I mean, 185 00:09:48,377 --> 00:09:50,838 Wilhelmina, apparently had some sort of thing, 186 00:09:50,921 --> 00:09:52,590 none of which was in the packet, but it's okay. 187 00:09:52,673 --> 00:09:53,966 I would have thought of something. 188 00:09:54,049 --> 00:09:57,136 Well, now you don't have to, because I am here. 189 00:09:57,219 --> 00:10:00,681 I do not need you here, I am doing fine other than my fake mother hating me. 190 00:10:00,764 --> 00:10:03,851 Besides, Boyle assigned this to me. This is a special covert operation. 191 00:10:03,934 --> 00:10:06,270 I am the epitome of covert, okay? 192 00:10:06,353 --> 00:10:09,732 I get it. This undercover stuff is subtle, delicate, nuanced. 193 00:10:09,815 --> 00:10:13,027 Duffy! You old bastard! I'm coming in for a hug! 194 00:10:13,777 --> 00:10:15,237 This is gonna be so much fun! 195 00:10:19,325 --> 00:10:22,745 How do you and Willa know each other? Is it an interesting story? 196 00:10:22,828 --> 00:10:25,873 Well, I was on family vay-cay, our parents go way back. 197 00:10:25,956 --> 00:10:30,628 And we got snowed in at the same lodge, trying to escape our respective families, 198 00:10:30,711 --> 00:10:34,465 so I bought a couple hot chocolates, we cozied up, talked about our hopes, 199 00:10:34,548 --> 00:10:38,552 our dreams, and let's just say, it was a...magical evening. 200 00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:41,472 Magic! Willa does love her magic. 201 00:10:42,306 --> 00:10:46,060 How about you Stubby, you into magic, sleight of hand? 202 00:10:46,143 --> 00:10:47,728 Making things disappear? 203 00:10:48,395 --> 00:10:51,315 I'm not a magician. I'm a gemologist. 204 00:10:51,398 --> 00:10:54,777 Diamond trade. So, how do you know TV's Harley Carter? 205 00:10:54,860 --> 00:10:58,489 Willa was a fan, huge fan. 206 00:10:58,572 --> 00:11:02,868 Little bit of a psycho. Lot of messages on social media. 207 00:11:02,952 --> 00:11:06,288 Then came the letters, pages and pages, hand written... 208 00:11:06,372 --> 00:11:08,707 - Cute little stickers on there, it was-- - They were suggestions really, 209 00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:11,710 you know, how to improve, be a better actor, 210 00:11:11,794 --> 00:11:13,837 not chew the scenery, that kind of thing. 211 00:11:13,921 --> 00:11:17,424 Anyway we finally met face to face, facha to facha. 212 00:11:17,508 --> 00:11:19,134 The poets have described it 213 00:11:19,218 --> 00:11:21,470 - way better than I can over the years. - I'm sure they have. 214 00:11:21,554 --> 00:11:23,681 Willa is my diamond. 215 00:11:24,431 --> 00:11:26,100 Is this the first drink you've made in your life? 216 00:11:26,183 --> 00:11:27,518 Do you not know what a twist is? 217 00:11:27,601 --> 00:11:30,020 I mean, I'm trying not to be overwhelmed by citrus here. 218 00:11:30,104 --> 00:11:33,440 You just, you rub the rind on the rim, you don't assault the glass with it. 219 00:11:33,524 --> 00:11:36,777 I am so sorry Mr. Stubbins. I'm new. I'll do better next time. 220 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,946 - Thank you. - Ladies and gentleman, 221 00:11:39,029 --> 00:11:41,615 the Harthan Diamond will be unveiled in five minutes, 222 00:11:41,699 --> 00:11:43,576 if you'd like to gather round, please. 223 00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:44,702 Excuse me. 224 00:11:46,453 --> 00:11:47,705 What were you just doing? 225 00:11:47,788 --> 00:11:51,125 I'm doing my thing. I'm working him, okay. He is definite suspect. 226 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:54,712 Gemologist? Diamond trade? That's just fancy talk for jewel thief. 227 00:11:54,795 --> 00:11:57,840 I don't disagree, but I was talking about you making us a couple! 228 00:11:57,923 --> 00:11:59,258 Would you rather be hooking up with Duffy? 229 00:11:59,341 --> 00:12:01,802 Willa would rather not date either of you. 230 00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:07,057 Well, Willa should talk to the audience, because they think we have a thing. 231 00:12:07,141 --> 00:12:08,267 Oh, jeez. 232 00:12:10,936 --> 00:12:12,730 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... 233 00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:14,815 the Harthan Diamond! 234 00:12:16,442 --> 00:12:17,693 Isn't it magnificent? 235 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,947 I just want to take a moment to thank the Harthans for their generosity, 236 00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:25,492 And for the chance to lay eyes on one of nature's priceless creations. 237 00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:36,212 Amazing fluorescence. Brilliant. Round cut-- and twinning wisps. 238 00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:37,838 Twinning wisps? 239 00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:40,758 A ribbon of pinpoints caused by natural distortion, 240 00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:43,260 created during the growing of the crystal. 241 00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:46,472 Perfection...in its imperfections. 242 00:12:46,555 --> 00:12:48,641 It is its asymmetry that makes it truly unique, 243 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:51,060 and unbelievably valuable. 244 00:12:51,143 --> 00:12:52,144 How valuable? 245 00:12:52,228 --> 00:12:54,855 Well, it seems a bit uncouth to say in front of Willa. 246 00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:59,985 Its auction value would exceed 12.8 million. 247 00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:01,904 Possibly more in a private sale. 248 00:13:01,987 --> 00:13:04,448 Private sale? What is that? Black market? 249 00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:06,617 People, please. Not too close to the glass. 250 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,244 As it is laser sensor secured. 251 00:13:08,327 --> 00:13:11,747 Will we be given an opportunity to lick the diamond? 252 00:13:13,082 --> 00:13:14,416 - I'm sorry? - What are you doing? 253 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,710 I'm inciting him. It's how you can see how someone really is. 254 00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:19,672 Yes licking, while unconventional, 255 00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:23,842 it's an accurate way to test a stone's carats, 256 00:13:23,926 --> 00:13:27,137 Facets, twinning wispiness all through licking. 257 00:13:27,221 --> 00:13:28,764 Young man, what is the matter with you? 258 00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:31,183 - Sir, this is TV's Harley Carter-- - You're not helping Stubbins. 259 00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:33,477 You're not helping. I don't care what his name is. 260 00:13:33,561 --> 00:13:35,604 I don't care what his pretend career is. 261 00:13:35,688 --> 00:13:39,441 You are not a member of the club. 262 00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:40,651 You don't belong here. 263 00:13:40,734 --> 00:13:43,696 So, why don't you just walk yourself out before I have you removed. 264 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,698 I am a member of many clubs. 265 00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:48,576 The Lorenzo Llamas fan club. For one. 266 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:51,829 We're taking new applicants by the way, if anyone wants in. 267 00:13:51,912 --> 00:13:52,913 He's with me. 268 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:59,420 Still, we have a strict jacket policy in the Diamond Display Room. 269 00:13:59,503 --> 00:14:02,047 I am wearing formal boxer briefs, fitted. 270 00:14:06,385 --> 00:14:08,846 You know what, I have to go. 271 00:14:08,929 --> 00:14:11,724 My friend wants me to meet him in the cloakroom. 272 00:14:12,766 --> 00:14:15,477 In the movies, two things happen in cloakrooms. 273 00:14:15,561 --> 00:14:17,563 One of them is murder. That better be why we're here. 274 00:14:17,646 --> 00:14:19,440 Please, this is the last place I want to be. 275 00:14:19,523 --> 00:14:21,692 Listen, Boyle came by the truck today. 276 00:14:21,775 --> 00:14:24,194 He knows everything about our investigation into him. 277 00:14:24,278 --> 00:14:25,487 How did he find out about it? 278 00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:30,743 Okay, I kinda panicked and I let the cat out of the bag. 279 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:33,954 But he didn't even care! He wasn't even surprised. 280 00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:35,039 This is not good... 281 00:14:35,122 --> 00:14:37,416 - Mr. Kane-- I'm so glad that I found you. - This is not good at all. 282 00:14:37,499 --> 00:14:39,293 - What isn't good? - The president of the club, 283 00:14:39,376 --> 00:14:41,337 he's kinda up my butt right now, 284 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:42,630 and you being here is not going to help that. 285 00:14:42,713 --> 00:14:44,882 - Okay, I'm outta here. - No, you're not. You have to stay. 286 00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:46,884 - No,-- please. - Stop, hold on one second. 287 00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:48,135 - Just give me one second. - Let me leave. 288 00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:49,428 Dave, please let me just think. 289 00:14:49,511 --> 00:14:50,888 - Yes, put this on. - I can-- 290 00:14:50,971 --> 00:14:52,181 - No. - Put it on. 291 00:14:52,264 --> 00:14:55,517 I really have to go, so if we can carry on this later, that'd be terrific. 292 00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:58,854 - Excuse me. Bye, now. - No, it really is-- 293 00:14:58,938 --> 00:15:01,482 Harley, you can't force a jacket on someone! 294 00:15:01,565 --> 00:15:03,734 - Next arm. Let's go. - Are you drinking in the hallway? 295 00:15:03,817 --> 00:15:04,818 - Yes, but-- - That's a no. 296 00:15:04,902 --> 00:15:05,945 Now if anyone talks to you, 297 00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:07,696 - don't say a word. You understand me? - What? 298 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:09,198 You just shut your mouth. Don't say anything! 299 00:15:09,281 --> 00:15:10,908 I know, it's a rule. I don't make the rules. 300 00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:12,743 That's your character. You just don't say anything! 301 00:15:12,826 --> 00:15:14,036 - My character? - Your character. 302 00:15:14,119 --> 00:15:15,621 Mr. Carter! 303 00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:18,040 What are you doing now, and who is this? 304 00:15:18,123 --> 00:15:21,669 You told me to get a jacket, and I am a 42 long, 305 00:15:21,752 --> 00:15:24,880 And I just wanted to see how that translates in d-bag sizes. 306 00:15:24,964 --> 00:15:30,553 This is...Horace Thimble's son, of the Philadelphia Thimbles. 307 00:15:30,636 --> 00:15:32,471 I'm sure you've heard of the Thimble family. 308 00:15:33,138 --> 00:15:34,139 I may have, maybe. 309 00:15:34,223 --> 00:15:36,850 This is Thim-Thim Thimble...The third. 310 00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:40,688 Their family is thinking about adding this club to their portfolio. 311 00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:43,482 You may be working for this one someday real soon. 312 00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:46,694 Well, I wasn't aware the board was considering selling. 313 00:15:46,777 --> 00:15:48,571 How you been meeting with the board? 314 00:15:49,113 --> 00:15:51,907 I knew they were gonna meet behind my back. I knew. 315 00:15:59,623 --> 00:16:02,126 We apprehended her, she tried to steal the diamond. 316 00:16:03,002 --> 00:16:05,337 Guess she's got something new to protest about. 317 00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:09,258 What's going on with you, man? Why are you standing like that? 318 00:16:10,676 --> 00:16:12,553 I wasn't trying to steal that diamond. 319 00:16:12,636 --> 00:16:15,055 No, you just wanted to get a better look, say hi. 320 00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:17,516 Look, I'm a protester, not a thief. 321 00:16:18,893 --> 00:16:22,146 You know, I got something that's been driving me nuts. 322 00:16:22,229 --> 00:16:27,276 What do you do when the to-go container is recyclable, but the lid isn't? 323 00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:31,530 I'm sorry, diamond mining practices your only cause? 324 00:16:31,614 --> 00:16:33,866 Are you not a do-gooder in general? 325 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,702 Collect plastic on the beach, save the whales? Ever hug a tree? 326 00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:38,495 Yeah. I have. 327 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:42,499 You know, I love all living things, and I believe in what I was doing. 328 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,543 I was gonna spray that diamond with red paint 329 00:16:44,627 --> 00:16:46,503 to symbolize the lives that were ruined for profit. 330 00:16:46,587 --> 00:16:50,549 That's a noble and criminal story. But here's the thing, Priya. 331 00:16:52,134 --> 00:16:54,261 My guys didn't find any red paint can in your bag. 332 00:16:54,887 --> 00:16:56,555 What, you think there was gonna be a paint store by the display? 333 00:16:56,639 --> 00:16:58,682 - It was stolen from my bag. - And who'd want to do that? 334 00:16:58,766 --> 00:17:00,517 One of the other protestors. 335 00:17:00,601 --> 00:17:02,353 - 'Cause they aren't real. - They seemed pretty real to me. 336 00:17:02,436 --> 00:17:05,105 They were paid to be there, to hold signs and chant. 337 00:17:05,189 --> 00:17:06,232 Paid? 338 00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:08,359 By who? 339 00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:14,698 I paid those protestors to convince Hugh that this whole thing isn't worth it. 340 00:17:14,782 --> 00:17:16,700 His health is suffering. 341 00:17:16,784 --> 00:17:19,620 I want off this train, I want to stop touring, 342 00:17:19,703 --> 00:17:23,541 - And I want out of the diamond business. - I mean, there's gotta be an easier way. 343 00:17:23,624 --> 00:17:26,460 I pleaded with Hugh, but he won't listen. 344 00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:30,673 He is proud, and he's stubborn, and he feels obligated to pay it forward. 345 00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:33,217 But I want my family back. 346 00:17:35,469 --> 00:17:36,470 Okay, Carter. 347 00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:39,306 I accept your putting challenge, but only if you make it interesting. 348 00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:42,685 What do you say to, I don't know, five hundo per putt? 349 00:17:42,768 --> 00:17:44,228 Kane will stake me. 350 00:17:46,855 --> 00:17:49,775 Five hundo a putt? Please. 351 00:17:49,858 --> 00:17:52,111 I can find that kind of change in the crack of my couch cushions. 352 00:17:52,194 --> 00:17:54,238 Let's make it really interesting. 353 00:17:54,321 --> 00:17:56,824 A thousand a putt. Thim-Thim will stake me. 354 00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:00,286 What the hell are you doing? 355 00:18:00,369 --> 00:18:01,787 We've been playing this course since we were kids. 356 00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:04,164 We know every nook and cranny of this putting green. 357 00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:06,000 We got this. 358 00:18:07,209 --> 00:18:09,169 - Shall we? - Oh, we shall. 359 00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:14,174 Can I ask you, what exactly happened with Wilhelmina? 360 00:18:14,258 --> 00:18:19,763 She has a smile that can light up a room, like yours. 361 00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:25,352 But she rebelled. And I did the only thing I knew to do. 362 00:18:25,436 --> 00:18:29,064 I pushed back harder and did everything 363 00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:33,068 I could to fix her messes and to protect her. 364 00:18:33,152 --> 00:18:34,445 But it backfired. 365 00:18:34,528 --> 00:18:38,407 And now here I am, talking to a cop instead of my daughter. 366 00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:44,079 What about you? Sam, do you talk to your mother? 367 00:18:44,163 --> 00:18:45,206 Sometimes... 368 00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:49,335 But she's not around anymore. 369 00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:54,089 You know I never got the chance to tell her this, 370 00:18:54,173 --> 00:18:57,843 but I can tell you, as a daughter, 371 00:18:58,552 --> 00:19:01,263 you don't need to solve all your kids' problems. 372 00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:05,976 Sometimes...we just need to be heard. 373 00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:10,898 Let me just line this up. 374 00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:14,109 Oh yeah, you seeing that there? 375 00:19:14,193 --> 00:19:16,445 There it goes, I can see it. 376 00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:18,155 Yeah. You can feel it. 377 00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:20,824 Yeah there it is, its going right to left. 378 00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:23,911 I got this now, okay. Oh, yeah. 379 00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:25,287 Okay. 380 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:27,373 Okay. 381 00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:33,712 Okay... 382 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:44,848 Well that puts you down 2K. 383 00:19:44,932 --> 00:19:47,851 At this rate, Thim-Thim and I are going to have to steal that diamond 384 00:19:47,935 --> 00:19:50,312 ourselves in order to pay off this debt. 385 00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:55,401 Well, that raises an interesting question. How would we go about doing that? 386 00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:58,946 Stealing the diamond, if we were jewel thieves. 387 00:19:59,488 --> 00:20:02,449 Cracking codes on alarm systems, not really my strong suit. 388 00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:04,118 Any ideas, Stubbins? 389 00:20:04,201 --> 00:20:06,245 All right, Carter, I'll play your hypothetical 390 00:20:06,328 --> 00:20:08,497 "If I were a diamond thief." 391 00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:12,418 Well, I'll tell you this much, I'd be like the male Catherine Zeta Jones. 392 00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:16,213 Acrobatic moves, tight leather pants. Or I'd descend from the ceiling. 393 00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:18,257 I mean, either way it'd just be for show. 394 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:21,385 I have more than actor money. See my car back there? 395 00:20:21,969 --> 00:20:23,846 That limited edition red jobbie. 396 00:20:24,555 --> 00:20:27,349 Yeah, it's cute. I used to have one. It's a good starter car. 397 00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:30,311 Easy with the tables! 398 00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:38,652 Oh, would you look at that? I just got richer. 399 00:20:39,278 --> 00:20:41,238 What about Duff Stubbins? 400 00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:44,074 He and Wilhelmina apparently had some sort of tryst? 401 00:20:44,158 --> 00:20:45,534 Oh, well you might call it that, 402 00:20:45,618 --> 00:20:47,369 but Willa would never have taken him seriously. 403 00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:48,746 Why do you say that? 404 00:20:48,829 --> 00:20:53,626 Because he's a fool, and everything that comes out of that boy's mouth is a lie. 405 00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:56,587 His family made some bad investments 406 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:59,173 and now they're in terrible financial trouble. 407 00:20:59,256 --> 00:21:02,635 But he wears a Rolex and drives a fancy car. 408 00:21:02,718 --> 00:21:04,511 It's all a sham. 409 00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:09,600 He is one car payment away from riding a bike with a bell on it. 410 00:21:09,683 --> 00:21:11,644 There's nothing to it but to do it. 411 00:21:11,727 --> 00:21:12,728 And... 412 00:21:15,814 --> 00:21:19,526 - Well, now you're down $6000. - Not that I'm keeping score. 413 00:21:19,610 --> 00:21:21,654 Well, we know when we're beat. 414 00:21:21,737 --> 00:21:24,448 Thim-Thim, pull out your check book and pay the man. 415 00:21:24,531 --> 00:21:26,450 What's the matter, Thimble? You look a little flush? 416 00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:28,327 It's just a friendly parlor game amongst gentlemen. 417 00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:29,703 We are men of business. 418 00:21:29,787 --> 00:21:32,081 Well, I've played men of business. What's your line, Kane? 419 00:21:32,164 --> 00:21:34,500 Well, recently I've been buying up abandoned buildings in Bishop. 420 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:35,626 Gonna make a fortune. 421 00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:38,337 But I'll tell you what the best feeling in the world is. 422 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:39,797 It's when somebody owes you something. 423 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,132 'cause when somebody owes you something, that is power. 424 00:21:42,216 --> 00:21:43,676 Wouldn't you agree? 425 00:21:44,552 --> 00:21:46,971 Hold on a second, Thim-Thim. Put that check book away. 426 00:21:47,763 --> 00:21:49,640 What do you fellas say we make this interesting? 427 00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:52,476 Double or nothing. One shot. 428 00:21:53,185 --> 00:21:56,897 For lack of a better name, let's call it, "The Sand Wedge Willy". 429 00:21:58,148 --> 00:22:01,235 I'm going to hit the ball between my legs, behind my back. 430 00:22:01,318 --> 00:22:04,071 It's gonna hit that 19th hole sign, 431 00:22:04,154 --> 00:22:07,199 ricochet off the golf cart and into the cup. 432 00:22:07,283 --> 00:22:10,578 I make it we're even, I miss, you're up 12K. 433 00:22:10,661 --> 00:22:13,372 - What do you say, Stubbins? - Oh, you're on. 434 00:22:17,334 --> 00:22:21,881 Okay, Sand Wedge Willy, it's been a little while. 435 00:22:22,631 --> 00:22:25,551 Right there, through the legs, Sand Wedge Willy. 436 00:22:25,634 --> 00:22:28,095 Okay. I know how this goes. 437 00:22:28,846 --> 00:22:30,389 Sand Wedge Willy. 438 00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:39,440 I was so scared there for a second, 439 00:22:39,523 --> 00:22:42,151 thinking you were gonna risk all that money on a stupid fluke chance, 440 00:22:42,234 --> 00:22:44,028 but you must have been practicing that shot 441 00:22:44,111 --> 00:22:45,946 like a madman for this very moment. 442 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,866 - You dog! - It was a fluke. It was a total fluke. 443 00:22:48,949 --> 00:22:50,659 - What? - I can't believe I made it. 444 00:22:50,743 --> 00:22:53,495 Fellas, Thim-Thim and I are gonna get gussied up for the gala. 445 00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:56,874 We will see you fellas tonight for the festivities. 446 00:23:05,674 --> 00:23:07,301 Were the calf garters necessary? 447 00:23:07,384 --> 00:23:09,762 - They're strangling my calves. - All part of the role, buddy. 448 00:23:09,845 --> 00:23:13,057 - All part of the role. - My role? I don't have any lines, Harley. 449 00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:22,608 Holy moly, Wilhelmina. Look at you! 450 00:23:22,691 --> 00:23:24,610 Oh, thank you, Dave, it's all pins and tape. 451 00:23:24,693 --> 00:23:27,696 - Could fall apart at any second. - You look beautiful. 452 00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:30,282 Thank you, you look pretty good yourself. 453 00:23:30,366 --> 00:23:32,952 All pins and tape. Could fall apart at any second. 454 00:23:33,577 --> 00:23:36,497 Wilhelmina, I would like to introduce you to Joyce Boyle, 455 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,707 - our Interim Chief of Police. - Pleasure. 456 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:39,792 - Pleasure. - Interim. 457 00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:41,710 That means temporary right? 458 00:23:42,753 --> 00:23:44,713 - If you'll excuse me. - Yes. 459 00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:47,633 Chief, are you here because you think I can't handle myself? 460 00:23:47,716 --> 00:23:50,469 I know you can handle yourself. I'm here for two other reasons. 461 00:23:50,553 --> 00:23:54,473 One, to rock this tux, the other is I have a new lead. 462 00:23:54,557 --> 00:23:57,101 Gentleman over there by the bar. That's Gerald Banichek. 463 00:23:57,184 --> 00:24:00,896 He just got out of the bucket after a six year stint for felony theft. 464 00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:03,232 Object of choice? Diamonds. 465 00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:07,319 And his first stop off the clink train was to buy a ticket to the diamond show. 466 00:24:07,945 --> 00:24:09,071 I'm gonna go work that. 467 00:24:16,328 --> 00:24:18,247 - May I have this dance? - Oh, no. 468 00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:21,500 Come on, we're supposed to be a couple. It would be weird if we didn't. 469 00:24:22,126 --> 00:24:24,295 Come on, we're supposed to have a thing. 470 00:24:24,378 --> 00:24:27,715 Banichek, Joyce Boyle, Chief of Police. 471 00:24:28,632 --> 00:24:30,718 Now, I can be your best friend here, or your worst enemy, 472 00:24:30,801 --> 00:24:33,512 but that all depends on what you came here to do tonight. 473 00:24:34,597 --> 00:24:35,931 Chief Boyle. 474 00:24:36,015 --> 00:24:39,310 Full disclosure, I'm the one who called in the anonymous tip to the Harthans. 475 00:24:39,393 --> 00:24:41,770 I thought about stealing this stone for years 476 00:24:41,854 --> 00:24:44,231 and realized if I wanted to I could. 477 00:24:44,315 --> 00:24:45,816 Tonight. 478 00:24:47,484 --> 00:24:49,612 - How are you doing with all this? - Doing good. 479 00:24:49,695 --> 00:24:53,866 I think you were right about Stubbins. It's all a show. He's broke. Desperate. 480 00:24:53,949 --> 00:24:56,577 I meant how are you doing with your fake family? 481 00:24:57,286 --> 00:24:59,705 Well, I don't want you to accuse me of being Johnny Depp, 482 00:24:59,788 --> 00:25:02,958 but it has made me think about my mom a lot, 483 00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:05,336 and I haven't done that in a while... 484 00:25:05,419 --> 00:25:06,837 Well, if you need to talk... 485 00:25:07,379 --> 00:25:11,467 come see the guy who's graciously allowing you to lead right now. 486 00:25:12,218 --> 00:25:13,260 May I? 487 00:25:16,722 --> 00:25:18,724 - You look amazing. - Why thank you. 488 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:23,479 So, TV's Harley Carter, you sure that's the right guy for you? 489 00:25:24,104 --> 00:25:26,482 The thing is, he doesn't look serious enough. 490 00:25:26,565 --> 00:25:29,235 Is he really gonna give you the life that you know you deserve? 491 00:25:29,318 --> 00:25:32,404 What is the life that I deserve? And are you the guy to give it to me? 492 00:25:32,488 --> 00:25:34,114 Funny you should ask. 493 00:25:34,198 --> 00:25:36,075 I'm working on a large investment right now 494 00:25:36,158 --> 00:25:39,703 that would put us on easy street for the rest of our lives. 495 00:25:39,787 --> 00:25:44,250 Really? What might that be? I want details. 496 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:45,793 That is not important right now. 497 00:25:45,876 --> 00:25:48,295 What is important is that you're listening. 498 00:25:49,088 --> 00:25:50,130 If you don't mind... 499 00:25:53,342 --> 00:25:54,426 Now here's a twist. 500 00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:57,638 Banichek is now working for the other side. 501 00:25:57,721 --> 00:25:59,765 Using his powers for good. 502 00:25:59,848 --> 00:26:02,434 Wants to start a security service, says that the diamond's 503 00:26:02,518 --> 00:26:04,228 a lot more vulnerable than we thought. 504 00:26:04,311 --> 00:26:06,522 Said the security is penetrable by the right person. 505 00:26:06,605 --> 00:26:10,067 - So, we gotta be all eyes and ears. - Okay. 506 00:26:13,195 --> 00:26:14,905 Isn't that wonderful? 507 00:26:14,989 --> 00:26:18,284 You know as your president I'd like to take advantage of this opportunity 508 00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:21,620 to once again thank the Harthans for their generosity 509 00:26:21,704 --> 00:26:23,038 for hosting this evening's event. 510 00:26:23,122 --> 00:26:25,040 Thank you very much. Thank you. 511 00:26:25,124 --> 00:26:28,460 And as you all know, Wilhelmina Harthan has sang for two presidents 512 00:26:28,544 --> 00:26:30,296 and the entire U.N. Assembly. 513 00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:32,172 So, as a surprise tonight I would like to invite her up 514 00:26:32,256 --> 00:26:33,966 on our stage and sing for us. 515 00:26:35,467 --> 00:26:36,844 - No... - Before you say no, 516 00:26:36,927 --> 00:26:39,305 let me tell you that Reggie and Betty Souther 517 00:26:39,388 --> 00:26:42,391 are willing to donate $10,000 to the Bishop Pediatric Fund 518 00:26:42,474 --> 00:26:44,810 for just the one song, let's not let the kids down. 519 00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:47,688 I can stop this, just give me one second, I will stop it. 520 00:26:47,771 --> 00:26:50,524 No. I think have to do this for myself. 521 00:26:51,483 --> 00:26:53,277 I kinda know this one. 522 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,322 Ladies and gentlemen, Wilhelmina Harthan. 523 00:27:06,707 --> 00:27:07,958 Seems-- 524 00:27:08,542 --> 00:27:15,090 Seems like old time 525 00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:35,861 Feel the thrill that it was 526 00:27:35,945 --> 00:27:40,366 The day I found you 527 00:27:40,449 --> 00:27:46,872 Seems like old... 528 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,416 Time 529 00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:57,007 Dinners dates and flower 530 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:05,474 Old time 531 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:10,479 - Invalid code. - Come on. 532 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:16,819 Making dreams come true 533 00:28:18,153 --> 00:28:19,947 Doing thing 534 00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:26,287 We used to do 535 00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:31,375 Seems like old time 536 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:35,296 Here with... 537 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:41,385 You 538 00:28:53,689 --> 00:28:54,815 Come on... 539 00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:58,277 Duff Stubbins. You old bastard. 540 00:28:59,486 --> 00:29:04,241 - Carter, hey. - Not exactly Zeta Jones smooth, is it? 541 00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:05,659 Oh, you know, I was just... 542 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:08,537 Just taking a little walk with this... Mask! 543 00:29:11,582 --> 00:29:13,959 Well, you sounded pretty good up there. 544 00:29:14,543 --> 00:29:16,587 Not as good as Wilhelmina, but... 545 00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:19,715 I think you pulled it off. 546 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,301 Thank you. 547 00:29:23,677 --> 00:29:24,845 Come here. 548 00:29:27,848 --> 00:29:30,726 That's for the one you can't get from your mom anymore. 549 00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:35,689 Wilhelmina would be lucky to get one of these. 550 00:29:37,024 --> 00:29:38,776 And she still can. 551 00:29:43,697 --> 00:29:45,324 Go find Hugh. 552 00:29:50,913 --> 00:29:52,831 All right, you got me. I'm not gonna run. 553 00:29:52,915 --> 00:29:54,458 Yeah, that's what you said the first time. 554 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:55,918 - Carter! - Chief! 555 00:29:56,835 --> 00:29:59,255 Okay, let's get him up. Get up. 556 00:30:00,422 --> 00:30:02,967 I was holding him down all by myself, Chief. 557 00:30:03,050 --> 00:30:04,927 - Way to hustle, Dave. - What? 558 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:07,346 These, these calf garters, they really slow me down, man. 559 00:30:07,429 --> 00:30:10,975 Look, I was given the wrong code. I'm being set up, I'm telling you. 560 00:30:11,058 --> 00:30:12,476 Yeah? By who? 561 00:30:13,477 --> 00:30:16,564 When somebody owes you something, that is real power. 562 00:30:16,647 --> 00:30:19,358 I have a theory. And I think it's a pretty solid one. 563 00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:22,528 You were broke, desperate. 564 00:30:22,611 --> 00:30:24,572 You got a loan from Kane for a business venture, 565 00:30:24,655 --> 00:30:25,823 you couldn't pay him back. 566 00:30:25,906 --> 00:30:27,616 Let us know if we're on the right track, 567 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:28,826 otherwise you're going down for this alone. 568 00:30:28,909 --> 00:30:31,036 I wasn't even supposed to be here, I had no choice. 569 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,580 Wrong, you had a choice. 570 00:30:32,663 --> 00:30:34,290 - Dave had no choice. - That's true. 571 00:30:34,373 --> 00:30:36,333 I owed him so much money, okay? 572 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,669 He told me that if I took the diamond, that he'd forgive my debt. 573 00:30:38,752 --> 00:30:40,671 Wait a minute, if he wanted you to steal the diamond, 574 00:30:40,754 --> 00:30:43,048 - why would he give you the wrong code? - Because it was a diversion. 575 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:47,136 It's a note. Of the ransom variety. "We have Wilhelmina. 576 00:30:47,219 --> 00:30:49,847 "You can have her back for million in unmarked bills. 577 00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:51,599 "Wait for a call with drop off instructions." 578 00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:54,685 They thought of something a lot more valuable than the diamond. 579 00:30:54,768 --> 00:30:56,228 - Where's Kane? - Where's Sam? 580 00:30:56,312 --> 00:30:57,980 I saw her follow somebody outside. 581 00:30:58,063 --> 00:31:01,191 Carter, wait! We gotta do this right. Carter! 582 00:31:10,951 --> 00:31:14,288 Recently I've been buying up abandoned buildings in Bishop. 583 00:31:14,371 --> 00:31:16,248 Easy with the tables! 584 00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:21,086 The caterers. 585 00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:31,847 Get over here now with the communications unit 586 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:33,515 with tracers and wait for the call. 587 00:31:34,308 --> 00:31:36,101 What do you mean we don't have requisition cash in that amount? 588 00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:37,228 Then call all the area banks! 589 00:31:37,311 --> 00:31:38,979 What kind of Mayberry operation are we running here? 590 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,397 We'll pay the ransom. 591 00:31:44,526 --> 00:31:47,613 - I'm sorry? - No need to call any banks. 592 00:31:47,696 --> 00:31:51,492 We'll put up the 20$ million to get Detective Shaw back safely. 593 00:31:54,286 --> 00:31:55,329 Thank you. 594 00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,289 Get me that unit. 595 00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:08,092 Hey boss, I saw Stubbins' car outside. 596 00:32:08,175 --> 00:32:10,302 How would that shanker know where we are? 597 00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:11,679 Go take a look around. 598 00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:14,223 Kane. 599 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,478 Sam! 600 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:22,982 Just happened to be in the neighborhood, thought I'd swing by and save your life. 601 00:32:23,065 --> 00:32:24,400 Harley! 602 00:32:30,948 --> 00:32:33,450 Those caterers were just Kane's henchmen in disguise. 603 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:34,702 Once I knew they were kidnapping me, 604 00:32:34,785 --> 00:32:37,746 I let them, so I could figure out who was behind this. 605 00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:39,957 - That was your plan? - This was yours? 606 00:32:40,624 --> 00:32:42,084 Well, come on now, we're in this together. 607 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:44,712 We gotta use team work to get out of this pickle. 608 00:32:45,462 --> 00:32:49,758 Okay, I have an idea but I'm not happy about it. 609 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,471 Can you reach into my bra? 610 00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,224 I wasn't kidding about the pins. 611 00:32:57,308 --> 00:32:58,767 If you can fish one out, 612 00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:01,228 we might be able to use it to pick these cuffs. 613 00:33:02,104 --> 00:33:03,814 - Your bra? - Yeah. 614 00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:20,080 - Just don't stick me. - I won't. 615 00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:24,668 Getting closer... 616 00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:26,754 Yeah. 617 00:33:27,504 --> 00:33:29,131 - Feel something... - Okay. 618 00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:32,259 Got it? 619 00:33:37,514 --> 00:33:38,807 Good work. 620 00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,279 Thank you for showing up. 621 00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:56,242 How do you know I didn't come for the food? 622 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:21,058 Did you feel anything? 623 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,191 Yeah, me neither. 624 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:33,654 I mean that thing you did with your bottom lip. 625 00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:35,072 What was that? 626 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:37,575 When I say stay don't leave your post, 627 00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:39,535 it's not a suggestion, you don't leave your post! 628 00:34:39,618 --> 00:34:43,289 - But I was just trying to-- - Be an idiot? Well, you nailed that. 629 00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:56,927 I told you the rice would work! Hey, Chief. 630 00:34:57,636 --> 00:34:59,513 Great, you're on your way. 631 00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:02,683 Listen, how many are you coming with, cause I'm gonna get some Peking duck. 632 00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:04,727 You know what, I'll just get enough for everyone, 633 00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:07,813 and stuff for people with food restrictions. 634 00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:10,858 You're a special kind of cop, Shaw. 635 00:35:10,941 --> 00:35:14,904 Being your first undercover assignment, you made quite an impression. 636 00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:18,240 I'm not sure there's anyone I met a couple days ago 637 00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,451 willing to pay twenty mil for my ransom. 638 00:35:20,534 --> 00:35:23,204 Hey Chief, do you mind if I talk to this gentlemen? 639 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,206 - Make it quick. - Thank you. 640 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,001 - Thim-Thim? - No, it's not Thim-Thim. 641 00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:33,672 You know what the trouble is with people like you? 642 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:37,092 That country club that you're so damn proud to be a member of? 643 00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:38,928 Well, my father used to be a groundskeeper there 644 00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,012 for over thirty years. 645 00:35:40,846 --> 00:35:42,097 Yeah. 646 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,475 Day after day, he would bend down on his knees 647 00:35:44,558 --> 00:35:48,979 to fill in the divots of your failed nine iron chip shots. 648 00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:52,608 And it was people like you who would look down on him, 649 00:35:52,691 --> 00:35:54,902 and always make him feel less than. 650 00:35:55,861 --> 00:36:00,950 And I would have to see that on his face every night when he came home. 651 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:06,830 But here's the thing, you don't know what honest work is all about, 652 00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:10,543 which means you also don't understand what true pride really is. 653 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,128 Because that's something you can't buy. 654 00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:16,423 And that makes him richer than you'll ever be. 655 00:36:16,507 --> 00:36:18,634 That's it. Enjoy your cell. 656 00:36:18,717 --> 00:36:21,804 Oh, and do be polite to the staff. They carry Tasers. 657 00:36:25,224 --> 00:36:26,600 Thanks, chief. 658 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:28,936 Shaw, get some rest. 659 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:33,357 - Hey, how you doing? - Good. 660 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,944 I was just, thinking about tonight and Harley... 661 00:36:37,027 --> 00:36:39,113 Taking down Kane. You guys were awesome. 662 00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:42,575 No, just about me and him 663 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:47,079 and what we're doing together, running around as some kind of team. 664 00:36:47,162 --> 00:36:52,001 I'm a cop, he's a pretend cop. I don't... I don't even know what to call it. 665 00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:55,129 Well, I think Harley would call it a show. 666 00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:57,172 That's the thing, everything is a show with him, 667 00:36:57,256 --> 00:36:59,133 nothing's real. 668 00:36:59,216 --> 00:37:00,217 And... 669 00:37:01,343 --> 00:37:03,804 That works for him, but... 670 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:09,977 Listen, I know that I am the one who is always pushing him away. 671 00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:13,522 But the truth is, I think this whole time, 672 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:18,402 I have been hanging onto this weird possibility between us. 673 00:37:18,485 --> 00:37:21,488 I mean, since we were kids, it's always been this question mark. 674 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:22,990 What is this about? 675 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:25,701 Did something happen in there? 676 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:29,330 No. I think it's... 677 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:31,457 more about what didn't happen. 678 00:37:32,291 --> 00:37:33,292 That's okay. 679 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:36,462 Oddly, I have my sister's voice in my head. 680 00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:39,673 Yeah, weird, right? And you know what? 681 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,593 Maybe it's time I figured out what I really want. 682 00:37:42,676 --> 00:37:46,180 - And be open to letting myself have it. - Yeah. 683 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,725 Maybe this is a good thing. 684 00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:55,898 Hey, buddy...Dot let me in. 685 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,567 I think she's sleepwalking. 686 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,778 She was doing lines from Seinfeld 687 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,988 and I'm pretty sure she thought I was Newman. 688 00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,699 - Mind if I join you? - I'm just... 689 00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:09,411 getting in some alone milkshake time. 690 00:38:09,995 --> 00:38:11,747 I'm not giving you a sip. 691 00:38:23,926 --> 00:38:28,180 Spoke to Sam. She seemed upset about something. 692 00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:31,600 - Any ideas what that might be? - She tell you about the kiss? 693 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,852 She hadn't. But... 694 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,272 now I'm starting to fill in some blanks. 695 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:39,525 Wow. That happened. Good. 696 00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:43,487 - It should have. 'Bout time. - It did not go well. 697 00:38:45,739 --> 00:38:47,408 And that's what she's upset about. 698 00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:51,287 The way I reacted. 699 00:38:52,746 --> 00:38:56,250 I feel like she felt like I didn't feel anything. 700 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,003 Buddy, that's not your fault. 701 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:02,298 There's so much history, so much build up between you two, 702 00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:07,344 but sometimes these things just are what they are. 703 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:10,848 It's chemistry. You can't control that. 704 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:14,727 - You didn't feel anything. - That's the crazy thing, Dave. 705 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,689 I felt everything. I felt it in... 706 00:39:18,772 --> 00:39:22,234 Every fiber of my body. 707 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:25,613 I passed out and when I came to it was still happening. 708 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,697 What do you mean? 709 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:29,074 I choked. I just didn't know what to say, 710 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:34,371 and I think Sam took my silence as not caring but... 711 00:39:36,248 --> 00:39:38,459 I care so much, Dave. 712 00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,921 I care so much. 713 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,382 Okay, you gotta go to her. 714 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:49,970 - I can't, it's over. The moment's over. - No. It's not over. 715 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,224 You need to go and tell her, show her, how you really feel, 716 00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:55,434 or you're going to regret it for the rest of your life. 717 00:39:55,517 --> 00:39:59,063 She is spinning right now, and by the way that she's talking, 718 00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:01,398 if you're not careful, she's gonna spin away from you. 719 00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:06,237 You need to Love Actually, Punch Drunk Love it. 720 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,156 Pick any movie from the late 90's and go and get your girl! 721 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,742 This is exactly what you would tell me. 722 00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:15,246 So, are you going to take your own advice or you just gonna sit here 723 00:40:15,329 --> 00:40:17,081 and nurse this stupid milkshake? 724 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:39,019 Lighting in the evenin In the holy highland 725 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:42,481 Down in the hall, up against the wall 726 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:45,359 I know you're struggling with the cold 727 00:40:45,442 --> 00:40:48,862 Why you gotta call it anything at all now 728 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:52,074 Is it a dream or some softer poison 729 00:40:52,157 --> 00:40:55,244 I was looking away while you bled the blues, yeah 730 00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:57,162 Get so long 731 00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,832 Before you get high 732 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:03,335 Before you go 733 00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:06,589 Hot tears... 734 00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:09,758 Hot tears 735 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:13,095 Well, I know.. 736 00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:19,435 You're so lost 737 00:41:24,189 --> 00:41:25,566 Before you go.. 738 00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:39,538 It's been a night. Letting off steam. 739 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,124 - You? - Same. 740 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:45,794 This is my normal routine, but I usually do it alone. 741 00:41:47,254 --> 00:41:49,131 Well, not tonight I guess. 742 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:53,177 Come here. Let me spot you. 743 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,102 Heavenly low, 744 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,147 it's right on time 745 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:08,234 But is it enough? 746 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,612 You gotta find the light 747 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,907 Find the light 748 00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:17,952 Find the light 749 00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:21,121 Heavenly low 750 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:24,500 Find the light 751 00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:38,138 I'm ready when you are. 752 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:46,522 Maybe I'm just gone to the world 753 00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:49,525 I can feel it coming, do you hear the night 754 00:42:49,608 --> 00:42:53,320 From the river bridge, I hear the thunder 755 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,864 I hear the storm, and your skin on mine 756 00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:59,243 Tell me, what's the story, morning glory? 757 00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:02,496 Whisper it to me in a grand hotel 758 00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:05,875 Telling me all the time, "I'm sorry" 759 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:09,253 Babe, don't I know it ain't hard to tell 760 00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:11,046 Well, I know 761 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,008 Yeah, I know 762 00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:17,344 You get so low 763 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,097 Before you get high 764 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:26,020 Before you go, come say hello 63007

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