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"Festival of Magic"?
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This whole town's
gonna be full
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of magicians
turning tricks!
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Hi, Jimmy, Jr.
Hi, Zeke.
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What are you
wearing?
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Is it cape o'clock,
already?
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It's for the Young
Magicians Competition.
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I'm in it to win it.
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Abraca-yeah-bro!
I support ya!
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I didn't know
you were into magic.
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I thought you were
more into dancing.
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Well, I dance a lot
during my magic. Like this.
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? Ta-da!
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Whoa! Where'd the hell
that come from?!
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He's like
a magical florist!
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Thank you. Oh.
Whoop!
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Maybe I'll come to the
competition and cheer for you.
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Whatever.
It's a free country.
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He's so patriotic.
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Okay, then, see you at our date.
It's not a date.
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Yes, it is.
Not really.
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Pretty much, it is a date.
Definitely not. Whoop.
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Oh, this promotion
is a great idea, Bob!
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I love magic!
I know. Me, too.
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Ooh, I'm gonna stick
a quarter in my ear,
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so they have something
to pull out.
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Yeah, the only problem is,
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this sign could actually
attract magicians, so...
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Louise, this will
be good for business.
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Plus, magic is fun.
Mm-mm.
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Magic can take you
to places
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you could never
possibly imagine.
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Like Delaware!
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Oh, look, here comes
our first magician.
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Or a Wild West
wedding DJ?
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Hello.
Hello...
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Hello. Um, I couldn't help
but notice your sign.
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Notice anything else?
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Whoops. Uh, oh, where'd
that come from?
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Uh, come on in, Mr., uh...
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Mars Sazerac.
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Boy, that is a...
magicky name.
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Hold on. How do we know
you're a magician?
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Show us a trick!
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Oh, write my name
on a piece of cake,
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put it in a box,
and I'll eat it!
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Sorry, don't
listen to him.
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He's just wants
to eat cake.
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Fine, write it on a piece of
pizza and put it under my desk.
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It's always gonna have something
to do with eating something.
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Just hiding food in places
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that he already knows
the location of.
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I mean, it would be nice to
see something, like a trick.
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Well, I suppose me and my 52
friends could use the exercise.
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Oh, God,
it's happening!
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Miss, could I ask you
to be my assistant?
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Oh, I couldn't. No.
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Okay I'll do it!
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Oh, that's right,
magicians have assistants...
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Ta-da.
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Now I'll need a volunteer
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Me!
Me!
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Me!
Me!
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Me!
Me...!
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Me!
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You're already
the assistant, Linda.
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Oh.
You win.
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No need to shout.
Thank you.
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Bye, Gene.
Bye.
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Okay, Bob, let's move
you over here
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so the audience
can see you.
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Right here?
Perfect.
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Now, you're going
to pick a card.
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And while you're doing that,
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Linda's going to get me
your biggest knife.
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I have it right here.
Butcher knife, check!
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Whoa, why do
you have that?
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Me and Gene
were playing pirates.
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Mm-hmm.
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Pick a card, Bob.
Show it to them, not me.
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Okay, everyone, here's my card.
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Nice one, Dad.
Okay.
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That was not a
very good trick.
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Now, Linda,
cut the deck, literally.
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Go on! Whack it!
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All right, step back.
Whaaah!
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Whoa!
Still not a great trick.
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Well, well, looks like
we have a survivor.
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Recognize this?!
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Ha-ha!
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That's not my card.
Oh.
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Hit the bricks,
Fail-dini!
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You had your shot,
you blew it.
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Well, so much for
the magician's discount.
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In fact, maybe
I should pay you.
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Wait... that looks
like my wallet.
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Did you take my wallet?
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Oh-ho-ho, slow down,
there, Bob.
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Before you call the cops,
you'd better check the I.D.
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My card!
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Oh, my!
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Wait... how did you
pick my pocket?
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I didn't feel anything.
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Oh, I feel something.
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I feel like I want
to magically steal things, too.
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This must be what it's like when
people get called to the priesthood.
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I accept.
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Whoa!
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I've seen canned tuna,
but never canned Tina!
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Ugh! You're such
a locker stalker.
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Good one, Tammy.
I know.
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Oh, hi, Jimmy Jr.
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It's like I was padlocked
in a box, and you set me free.
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Um, okay.
Hi.
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How did you know
my locker combination?
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It only took
a couple thousand tries.
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Allow me.
Okay.
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Is there anything else
I could assist you with?
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Uh, I need to get
my science book.
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This perfectly ordinary textbook.
Thanks.
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You know, I could also assist
you with your magic act
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as your magician's assistant.
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Classy.
Like a lady butler.
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Um, okay, I-I guess
you could do that.
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I practice after school.
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Oh, okay, cool.
All right, see ya.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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What? What?
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Oh, I just found a cool book
I've been meaning to read.
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Oh, it's mine.
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Oh.
That's his!
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Can I borrow it? No,
I don't think so. I kinda need it.
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Okay, I'll
read it here. Bye.
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Um, Jimmy Junior?!
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What, Tina?
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Maybe I should be facing
the audience, too?
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Fine.
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Um... okay, there's more?
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Remember?
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The blades?
I remember!
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Stupid magic.
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? Ta-dance!
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Uh, hello? Jimmy Jr.?
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What, Tina?
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If this were a dancing
competition, forget about it.
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But you might want to put a little
more flair into the actual magic.
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What makes you such
an expert, Tina?
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You've only been doing
magic for a day.
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I've been doing it
for nine days!
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Jimmy Jr., they spilled a crate
of yogurt in the cafeteria!
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Let's go slide
around in it!
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Cool, Zeke.
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Come on! Let's go!
Wait up, Zeke!
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Okay, I'll be here.
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Sweep up all the
confetti, okay?
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Okay, Gene, let's start
with an easy mark.
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Uh, there we go.
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You distract
while I extract.
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Got it.
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Andy, there's something
I need to ask you,
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but you have
to really focus on me
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while I'm saying
these words!
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Oh, okay!
I'll focus, too!
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I've never done
that before!
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What do you think of bacon?
Hmm?
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Bacon, bacon, bacon.
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Andy, someone's trying
to steal your candy!
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Ugh!
Thanks, Ollie!
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You're welcome, Andy!
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Damn it, Ollie!
How did you know?!
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I felt it coming out
of Andy's pocket!
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Get a womb,
you wacky twins.
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That hurt my feelings.
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I felt it hurt
your feelings!
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You did?
Yes!
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Ah-choo!
Oh, I wish somebody had
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a really long handkerchief
up their sleeve. Anybody? Hmm?
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Come on.
Where's the pizazz-matazz?
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I thought they'd
get more food.
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They split an order
of fries three hours ago
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and they haven't ordered
anything since.
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Now they're just
loitering.
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They tricked you, Bob!
It's what they do!
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So, Sazerac, can I get you
and your friends anything else?
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Remember, it's half off,
so don't hold back.
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Ah, well, your delicious fries
have left my fingers greasy.
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Bring me a huge plate
of napkins.
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Well, how 'bout a burger?
I can get you a...
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Napkins.
All right, napkins.
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Get him a napkin.
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Hey, Bob, I think he
got your wallet again.
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And keys!
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And your gas pills!
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And your dignity.
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Ha-ha, ha-ha-ha,
great.
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Hi, I'm looking for
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a magician's
assistant's costume.
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Something classy!
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So no butt cheek!
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Well, you're in luck!
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This is my last assistant's
costume in your size.
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The sequins are French crystal.
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Well, French-Canadian.
Is that good?
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How much do you know
about sequins?
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Nothing.
They're the best.
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She'll take it!
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Rented!
Okay, what else?
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How's your magician set
for cups and balls?
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I beg your pardon!
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Oh...
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That looks pretty advanced.
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My magician's better
with his feet than his hands.
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He's more
of a dance-ician?
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Well, for those with only the
slightest sleight-of-hand,
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you can't go wrong
with magic rope.
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? Ta-da!
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Great.
I'll take that too.
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The only thing I need now
is some magic
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between me and my magician.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Are you talking
about mixing magic and romance?
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Big time.
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Don't do it!
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It's dangerous.
Also, don't mix
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magic with taxes.
Or plumbing.
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That's okay... danger
is my middle name.
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But I spell it R-U-T-H.
It spells Ruth.
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Yeah. Yeah, it does. Mm-hmm.
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Looks like there's
a wait, huh?
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Yeah.
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Maybe I'll just
come back later.
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Oh, hold on,
that guy's getting up.
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No, he's levitating!
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What? Nope,
he was just leaning over to fart.
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You know what?
I'll handle this.
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What are you
gonna do?
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Yeah, wait, you'll see.
What?
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Look, guys, you've been here
all day
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working on one order
of fries, so...
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Understood, Bob.
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Let me settle my tab.
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Do you have change for this?
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Sorry I don't have
anything smaller.
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No, you know what?
To be honest, Sazerac,
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I don't even enjoy
this anymore.
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I don't, I, I, honestly don't
even like magic that much now,
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because of you.
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So, you and your friends,
you now all pay full price.
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No magicians' discount.
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Well, if that's how you feel,
you can have your fries back.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, God!
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Look, it says "Ta-da"!
254
00:08:42,209 --> 00:08:44,877
That's it!
I don't care that that was good.
255
00:08:44,888 --> 00:08:47,757
You and your regurgitated
potatoes and the rest
256
00:08:47,767 --> 00:08:49,634
of your magic buddies,
you're banned!
257
00:08:49,676 --> 00:08:52,077
Bob, you can't just ban them!
258
00:08:52,086 --> 00:08:53,653
This isn't the '60s,
you know!
259
00:08:53,694 --> 00:08:55,461
Fellow conjurers,
let's go somewhere
260
00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,269
our craft is
appreciated.
261
00:08:57,276 --> 00:08:59,477
Like my mother's!
262
00:08:59,519 --> 00:09:01,787
Oh, and one
last thing, Bob.
263
00:09:01,796 --> 00:09:03,329
Your name goes
in the book.
264
00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:06,371
What book?
The "Enemies of Magic" book.
265
00:09:06,383 --> 00:09:08,384
Good! I want to be
in your stupid book
266
00:09:08,392 --> 00:09:10,626
because I am
an enemy of magic!
267
00:09:10,668 --> 00:09:12,602
Well, then this is
the perfect book for you!
268
00:09:12,610 --> 00:09:13,977
Will this page do?
269
00:09:14,016 --> 00:09:15,015
Love it!
270
00:09:16,226 --> 00:09:17,960
Don't gasp, Linda!
271
00:09:17,967 --> 00:09:19,534
Oh!
Don't you gasp!
272
00:09:19,541 --> 00:09:20,441
Rest assured, Bob,
273
00:09:20,445 --> 00:09:21,745
I will never set foot
274
00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,284
in this restaurant again.
275
00:09:23,290 --> 00:09:26,125
And yet, you will never be
rid of me!
276
00:09:28,781 --> 00:09:31,216
I just got chills!
Oh, my God.
277
00:09:31,258 --> 00:09:34,494
Come on, J-Ju,
get your dance on!
278
00:09:34,506 --> 00:09:35,940
I'm doing it, Zeke.
279
00:09:35,946 --> 00:09:37,246
My little tiny dancer.
280
00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,819
Here we go!
281
00:09:38,825 --> 00:09:40,785
Look, Jimmy Jr. I got something
new for our act...
282
00:09:40,801 --> 00:09:42,368
magic rope.
283
00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:45,343
Cool! A rope!
No, that's not how it works.
284
00:09:45,354 --> 00:09:47,054
Yee-hah! Whoo!
285
00:09:47,095 --> 00:09:48,662
No... Giddy up, magic cowboy!
Come on!
286
00:09:48,669 --> 00:09:50,370
Look, you're supposed
to cut the rope,
287
00:09:50,376 --> 00:09:52,076
then restore it.
I can show you.
288
00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:53,417
Oh, cool, scissors!
Hyah! Hyah!
289
00:09:53,423 --> 00:09:56,225
Jimmy Jr., stop.
Snipping and a-whipping.
290
00:09:56,235 --> 00:09:57,101
Doola-di-doo!
291
00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,608
Jimmy Jr., stop.
Tina, move!
292
00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:01,951
Listen to me!
Stop it, Tina. I can't dance
293
00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,028
to the sound
of you telling me what to do.
294
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,303
Yeah! Boom!
295
00:10:05,308 --> 00:10:06,542
I'm trying to help.
296
00:10:06,581 --> 00:10:08,348
Assist me assist you.
297
00:10:08,355 --> 00:10:10,523
You know what, Tina?
This isn't working.
298
00:10:10,531 --> 00:10:11,932
That's why we have
to keep practicing.
299
00:10:11,938 --> 00:10:14,072
No, this isn't working.
300
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,314
I am firing you.
301
00:10:16,223 --> 00:10:17,222
What?
302
00:10:17,228 --> 00:10:19,195
You can't stop my dancing!
303
00:10:19,203 --> 00:10:21,371
You can't tie me up
with your magic rope!
304
00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,447
Holy moly!
Tell it, James Ju!
305
00:10:23,488 --> 00:10:26,323
I'm not trying to tie you up,
you gorgeous idiot!
306
00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:28,502
Maybe I should enter this stupid
contest myself
307
00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,578
just to show you
an actual magic act!
308
00:10:30,619 --> 00:10:32,220
You see that, Zeke?
309
00:10:32,227 --> 00:10:34,361
Yeah.
She got pretty mad.
310
00:10:34,403 --> 00:10:35,703
She's a trip.
311
00:10:35,742 --> 00:10:36,943
Her face turned purple.
312
00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:39,382
Plus, you're not even
a magician, Tina.
313
00:10:39,391 --> 00:10:40,625
I am now!
314
00:10:40,631 --> 00:10:42,131
Oh.
315
00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:43,238
It worked in the store. Look, Zeke,
316
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:45,109
tassels!
Yeah!
317
00:10:45,117 --> 00:10:46,317
Come on, let me touch 'em.
318
00:10:50,495 --> 00:10:51,728
So, you and
your magician split up...
319
00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:52,834
big surprise.
320
00:10:52,839 --> 00:10:54,339
Jimmy Junior
thinks assistants
321
00:10:54,345 --> 00:10:55,679
should be sequined
and not heard.
322
00:10:55,685 --> 00:10:57,052
So, presto.
323
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,290
Now I'm the magician.
324
00:10:58,296 --> 00:10:59,964
So, uh... what do
you got for this
325
00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:01,537
no-trick pony, eh?
Set her up.
326
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,278
Young lady, you're in luck.
327
00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:05,086
Here's a classic
of escapology...
328
00:11:05,093 --> 00:11:06,326
the straitjacket.
329
00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:07,632
Last one in your size.
330
00:11:07,637 --> 00:11:09,638
It just takes
a little bit of practice
331
00:11:09,646 --> 00:11:11,313
and some dislocateable
shoulders.
332
00:11:11,353 --> 00:11:13,288
I'll dislocate
Jimmy Junior's heart...
333
00:11:13,296 --> 00:11:14,496
and my shoulders.
334
00:11:14,534 --> 00:11:15,801
You sound like
you could use
335
00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:17,307
the full
revenge package.
336
00:11:17,313 --> 00:11:19,814
For just $19.95,
you could get this...
337
00:11:19,857 --> 00:11:22,292
Hmm... interesting.
338
00:11:22,335 --> 00:11:24,569
When Doves Cry.
339
00:11:24,578 --> 00:11:26,145
The Art of
Magic Sabotage.
340
00:11:26,151 --> 00:11:27,885
No, thanks.
I want to win fair and square.
341
00:11:27,926 --> 00:11:29,827
Keeping it clean?
I have just the thing.
342
00:11:29,835 --> 00:11:31,168
A-ha.
343
00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,409
A Guide to Not Cheating
344
00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:34,784
in Magic Competitions.
345
00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:36,691
I'll just take
the straitjacket.
346
00:11:36,698 --> 00:11:38,465
It's not going to be
the last time she says that.
347
00:11:38,472 --> 00:11:39,873
It's our
family motto!
348
00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:43,691
Wow.
349
00:11:43,729 --> 00:11:44,896
This place looks
pretty big
350
00:11:44,901 --> 00:11:45,934
without all those
magicians in it.
351
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,139
Ah! Oh! Whoa!
352
00:11:47,144 --> 00:11:48,712
Oh!
353
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,418
Oh... Wow,
that's never happened before.
354
00:11:50,425 --> 00:11:51,792
That flustered
the heck out of me.
355
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,332
Can I get some
water, Bobby?
356
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,940
Yeah, sure.
357
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,450
What the hell?
358
00:11:57,456 --> 00:11:58,656
Bobby,
it's the curse!
359
00:11:58,695 --> 00:11:59,828
Oh!
What curse?
360
00:11:59,867 --> 00:12:01,000
The Curse of Sazerac!
361
00:12:01,038 --> 00:12:02,873
Linda's right, Bob.
362
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,313
You're cursed. You're in
the "Enemies of Magic" book.
363
00:12:04,353 --> 00:12:05,653
We're not cursed.
364
00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:07,026
We're not cursed.
You are.
365
00:12:07,032 --> 00:12:08,332
You're the one who's cursed. Yeah.
366
00:12:08,337 --> 00:12:09,671
It's your name
in the book.
367
00:12:09,677 --> 00:12:11,378
The black magic
death book.
368
00:12:11,384 --> 00:12:13,251
Look, it's just
a bunch of stupid tricks.
369
00:12:13,259 --> 00:12:14,893
Someone must've
snuck in and...
370
00:12:14,899 --> 00:12:16,133
Where are you going?
371
00:12:16,139 --> 00:12:17,906
What?
Nowhere.
372
00:12:17,913 --> 00:12:19,547
Just, if something heavy falls
on you, I don't want to...
373
00:12:19,553 --> 00:12:21,120
I mean, I want to be
able to help you, bye.
374
00:12:21,127 --> 00:12:22,394
I'm not cursed!
375
00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:23,800
Aah!
I don't want to die!
376
00:12:23,806 --> 00:12:26,641
? Don't be so into tragic
377
00:12:26,651 --> 00:12:28,285
? Shoop-shoop, shoop-shoop
378
00:12:28,292 --> 00:12:30,126
? Who should face
a straitjacket? ?
379
00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:32,635
? Shoop-shoop, shoop-shoop
380
00:12:32,645 --> 00:12:34,812
? Don't be so into magic
381
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,254
? Shoop-shoop, shoop-shoop
382
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:41,209
? Doo-wah!
383
00:12:41,215 --> 00:12:44,084
? Don't be so into magic
384
00:12:45,702 --> 00:12:48,070
? Who should face
a straitjacket? ?
385
00:12:48,079 --> 00:12:50,013
? Dub-a-doo, dub-a-doo, da!
386
00:12:51,695 --> 00:12:53,930
I'm not sure I can escape
from my straitjacket.
387
00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:56,039
Maybe I should have stuck
to being an assistant.
388
00:12:56,047 --> 00:12:57,447
No...
389
00:12:57,453 --> 00:12:59,755
you're really
talented.
390
00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:05,045
Hah!
391
00:13:05,087 --> 00:13:06,587
Tammy?
What are you doing?
392
00:13:06,627 --> 00:13:08,294
I'm Jimmy Junior's
new assistant.
393
00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:09,334
You coul't en wait
394
00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:10,773
until the Zig-Zag box was cold?
395
00:13:10,779 --> 00:13:12,780
Oh, I thought I smelled
your B.O. in there.
396
00:13:12,787 --> 00:13:14,988
Uh-oh. Battle of
the training bras.
397
00:13:15,031 --> 00:13:17,365
I feel like I'm back
in diapers at divorce court!
398
00:13:17,408 --> 00:13:18,675
You know what
really stinks, Tammy?
399
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,980
His act.
400
00:13:19,986 --> 00:13:21,920
It's not magic,
it's tragic.
401
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,928
Don't be such a rhymin' hymen,
Tina. Yeah, Tina.
402
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,837
You're not even good at it.
Yeah, Tina.
403
00:13:25,845 --> 00:13:27,679
Oh, Jimmy Junior,
you make me so mad!
404
00:13:27,686 --> 00:13:28,887
What are you gonna
do about it?
405
00:13:28,925 --> 00:13:30,592
I'll take it.
406
00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:31,966
Here you go!
407
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,553
Do you have something
caught in your throat?
408
00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:38,059
That was my evil laugh.
409
00:13:38,065 --> 00:13:39,732
I also have something
caught in my throat.
410
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,847
And... we're in.
411
00:13:43,888 --> 00:13:45,722
His magic cape
won't be so magic
412
00:13:45,729 --> 00:13:48,231
when the hidden pockets
are stapled shut.
413
00:13:49,647 --> 00:13:51,848
Guys, code red,
Hocus and Dopus!
414
00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:53,123
Tina, start stapling!
415
00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:54,630
Hurry!
416
00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:55,869
Done.
417
00:13:57,179 --> 00:13:58,446
Go! Split up!
418
00:13:59,691 --> 00:14:02,192
You missed
the cape, Tina!
419
00:14:02,236 --> 00:14:04,137
Oh, hi, Jimmy Junior.
420
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,146
We were just leaving
in that direction.
421
00:14:07,191 --> 00:14:09,259
Man, I wish
I had siblings
422
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,534
I could walk
that close with.
423
00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:12,540
My brother's 44.
424
00:14:12,548 --> 00:14:13,948
There has to be
something else
425
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,888
in here that will
ruin Jimmy Junior.
426
00:14:15,895 --> 00:14:17,863
This one would be great,
if we had eight weeks,
427
00:14:17,871 --> 00:14:19,739
25 rabbits,
and a fireman's hose.
428
00:14:19,746 --> 00:14:21,079
Ooh, look at
this one.
429
00:14:21,085 --> 00:14:22,319
"Find the heart of his act,
430
00:14:22,324 --> 00:14:23,591
and cut it out."
431
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,929
Like when Shelley
Long left Cheers.
432
00:14:24,935 --> 00:14:26,136
Okay, Tina,
433
00:14:26,174 --> 00:14:28,075
time to put on
your straitjacket.
434
00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:30,184
Oh, all this white,
it's like your wedding day.
435
00:14:30,192 --> 00:14:31,492
Oh, I'm tearing up!
436
00:14:31,531 --> 00:14:32,798
Thank you, Mother.
437
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:34,438
I must prepare.
438
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:36,511
Boy, she's really
in the zone, huh?
439
00:14:36,553 --> 00:14:38,287
Uh, I think I should
stay here, Lin.
440
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,295
Protect the restaurant
from another Sazerac attack.
441
00:14:40,303 --> 00:14:41,636
A Saz attack.
442
00:14:41,676 --> 00:14:43,043
Forget the restaurant, Bob.
443
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,549
You're gonna be cursed,
no matter what.
444
00:14:44,555 --> 00:14:46,389
You might as well come
support your daughter.
445
00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:47,764
And let's be
honest, Dad,
446
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:49,437
how much more cursed
can you really get?
447
00:14:49,443 --> 00:14:51,677
What, is he gonna give you
an even weirder body?
448
00:14:51,686 --> 00:14:53,521
Thanks, Louise.
You got it.
449
00:14:56,575 --> 00:14:59,110
Great. Sazerac's the emcee.
450
00:14:59,152 --> 00:15:00,786
I can't get away
from that idiot.
451
00:15:00,793 --> 00:15:03,261
So... maybe...
I'm going to get even with him.
452
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,504
What?
453
00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:05,777
I mean...
uh, nothing.
454
00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:07,950
Be right back.
Good luck, Tina.
455
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,025
Okay, my little
Teenie-Weenie Houdini!
456
00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,300
Go kick some butt!
457
00:15:11,306 --> 00:15:13,040
Some butt,
or one butt?
458
00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:14,314
Okay...
459
00:15:14,319 --> 00:15:15,653
We need to go,
too, Mom.
460
00:15:15,659 --> 00:15:16,893
Uh, I'm Tina's...
461
00:15:16,898 --> 00:15:18,231
silk scarf wrangler.
462
00:15:18,236 --> 00:15:20,170
And I'm the one who
has to make sure
463
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:21,646
there's nothing
up her sleeves.
464
00:15:21,652 --> 00:15:22,985
I love that.
465
00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:25,059
All right, Team Tina!
Go, Team Tina!
466
00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:35,232
Enjoy your complimentary
cold-cuts, Saza-jerk!
467
00:15:38,727 --> 00:15:40,060
The "Enemies of Magic" book!
468
00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:43,507
David Cassidy?
Larry Bird?!
469
00:15:43,514 --> 00:15:44,948
Diane Keaton?
470
00:15:44,954 --> 00:15:46,621
Ha!
My name's not in your book
471
00:15:46,661 --> 00:15:49,830
anymore, Sazerac,
but this is!
472
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,519
Uh-oh, that's not good.
473
00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:55,559
Ow.
That's a peppercorn.
474
00:16:02,531 --> 00:16:03,765
Say that again.
475
00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:05,170
Now we cut out the heart
476
00:16:05,176 --> 00:16:07,511
of Jimmy Junior's act
and put in this.
477
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,855
"Poly-rhythmic
synth-jazz"!
478
00:16:09,864 --> 00:16:11,264
No one can
dance to that.
479
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,904
That's right.
Not even Jimmy Junior.
480
00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:14,611
Yeah!
481
00:16:14,618 --> 00:16:16,619
Here's the new music
for Jimmy Junior's act.
482
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,462
Um, I don't see anything
on my list about new music.
483
00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:21,607
Look, we did a Kickstarter
to make this music
484
00:16:23,155 --> 00:16:25,256
Oh, okay, okay!
All right!
485
00:16:26,838 --> 00:16:28,539
Oh, boy.
486
00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:30,347
I snuck into Sazerac's
dressing room
487
00:16:30,354 --> 00:16:33,156
and I found his stupid
book and tore my name out.
488
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,399
What?
You did what?
489
00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:35,672
Ooh...
490
00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:36,877
Ooh, you smell
like salami.
491
00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:38,350
Thank you, and welcome
492
00:16:38,356 --> 00:16:40,323
to the Young Magician's
Competition!
493
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:43,000
These kids are the magic stars
of the future.
494
00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:44,410
Well, not all of them.
495
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:45,683
Some will give up,
496
00:16:45,688 --> 00:16:47,355
become teachers, doctors...
497
00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:49,534
I know, I know.
498
00:16:49,538 --> 00:16:51,039
I agree, but come on.
499
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:52,545
Let's hear it for
our first contestant,
500
00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:54,485
The Amazing Jimmy Pesto Junior
501
00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:56,728
and his assistant,
Tammy Larson!
502
00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:00,414
That's not my music.
503
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,619
Just go with it.
504
00:17:05,877 --> 00:17:07,444
I can't dance
to this!
505
00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:12,298
Damn it!
506
00:17:12,305 --> 00:17:14,206
It looks like he's
having a funky stroke.
507
00:17:14,213 --> 00:17:15,847
I miss you, Grandpa!
508
00:17:15,888 --> 00:17:18,089
This doesn't bother me at all,
509
00:17:18,097 --> 00:17:19,764
watching my almost
boyfriend get
510
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,338
horribly humiliated...
511
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,112
Ah! Yes, it does!
I can't do this!
512
00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:25,120
I gotta save him.
It's not too late.
513
00:17:27,037 --> 00:17:28,704
Oh, maybe it is too late.
514
00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:30,311
Still, I've gotta try.
515
00:17:32,393 --> 00:17:34,127
What are you doing out here?
516
00:17:34,134 --> 00:17:35,802
Trying to save you.
I switched your music
517
00:17:35,809 --> 00:17:37,510
to something with
a nine-eight time signature.
518
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,149
That's like dance Kryptonite!
519
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:41,324
I know, I'm sorry.
I was really mad at you
520
00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:43,333
for firing me and for
replacing me with Tammy.
521
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,809
I'm sorry, too, for being
so sensitive about my dancing.
522
00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:47,320
So what do we do now?
523
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,794
We have the rest of our
lives to figure that out.
524
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:52,171
No, I mean right now. Oh.
525
00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:53,647
Get off
the stage, Tina!
526
00:17:53,687 --> 00:17:54,920
You're not his assistant.
527
00:17:54,926 --> 00:17:56,160
I am! Deal with it!
528
00:17:56,165 --> 00:17:57,532
Sorry, Tammy,
I can't hear you
529
00:17:57,538 --> 00:17:58,504
while you're rolling
away so fast.
530
00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:00,643
Aah!
531
00:18:00,684 --> 00:18:01,684
Hi, Tammy!
Bye, Tammy!
532
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:02,823
Great magic!
533
00:18:02,861 --> 00:18:04,428
Well, should I
do a trick?
534
00:18:04,468 --> 00:18:05,935
No, I'll be the magician
535
00:18:05,941 --> 00:18:08,242
and you assist me
with your dancing.
536
00:18:08,284 --> 00:18:10,719
I told you, I can't
dance to this music!
537
00:18:10,728 --> 00:18:12,963
And I probably can't
get out of this.
538
00:18:12,972 --> 00:18:15,073
But follow my lead anyway.
Okay, Tina.
539
00:18:15,114 --> 00:18:16,348
Is this part of the show?
540
00:18:16,354 --> 00:18:17,921
Yeah, right?
Do a trick!
541
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:20,762
And now, with the help
of my lovely assistant,
542
00:18:20,773 --> 00:18:22,674
I will perform
an amazing escape
543
00:18:22,681 --> 00:18:24,182
from the Jacket
of Doom.
544
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,874
Huh.
545
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,147
I thought we were
getting revenge.
546
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,720
More like revenge on us,
having to watch.
547
00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:36,704
Ho-ho.
548
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:38,611
And now for the master
to become the mark...
549
00:18:42,268 --> 00:18:44,936
This... isn't
going well...
550
00:18:44,946 --> 00:18:46,446
Aah!
551
00:18:46,452 --> 00:18:48,420
? Ta-dance.
Hah!
552
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:54,247
And now, for the winner
553
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:55,955
of the Young Magician's
Competition...
554
00:18:55,961 --> 00:18:57,761
The envelope, please!
555
00:18:57,768 --> 00:18:59,669
I can't believe you
got out of that thing.
556
00:18:59,677 --> 00:19:01,645
How'd you do it?
Magic.
557
00:19:01,653 --> 00:19:03,053
Would you mind
558
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:04,659
popping my shoulder back in?
Yeah, sure.
559
00:19:04,699 --> 00:19:06,200
Thank you.
560
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:08,007
Now, that's what
I call air mail!
561
00:19:09,253 --> 00:19:11,254
The $500 grand prize goes to...
562
00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:14,664
Peter Pescadero,
the Impescadaralist!
563
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:20,531
I can't turn it off!
564
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:21,736
Thank you!
565
00:19:21,774 --> 00:19:23,642
And the Honorable Mention Award
566
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,784
for On-Stage Chemistry
goes to...
567
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:28,894
Tina Belcher and
Jimmy Pesto Junior!
568
00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:29,906
Go, Tina!
569
00:19:29,944 --> 00:19:31,177
What?!
570
00:19:31,182 --> 00:19:32,649
"On Stage Chemistry"?
571
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:34,189
That's almost as good
as off-stage chemistry.
572
00:19:34,195 --> 00:19:35,996
Why don't you two nerds
go have wizard babies?
573
00:19:36,004 --> 00:19:37,271
Enjoy your prize.
574
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:38,676
A $50 gift
certificate from
575
00:19:38,682 --> 00:19:40,950
Wands! Wands! Wands!
magic shop.
576
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,626
Can not be applied to
the purchase of wands.
577
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:44,033
Sweet. Thanks, Tina.
578
00:19:44,039 --> 00:19:46,908
Don't thank me,
thank my lips.
579
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,319
Thanks, lips!
580
00:19:48,358 --> 00:19:49,525
See ya!
581
00:19:50,836 --> 00:19:52,770
Now I see him, now I don't.
582
00:19:52,778 --> 00:19:54,879
Way to go, Tina!
Your trick was the best!
583
00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:56,221
Everyone was
talking about it.
584
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:58,194
Thanks, Mom.
Cool if we don't hug?
585
00:19:58,235 --> 00:20:00,402
So you won
the Honorable Mention
586
00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:01,912
Onstage Chemistry award.
587
00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:03,152
That's something, right?
588
00:20:03,157 --> 00:20:04,557
No, I've thought
about it
589
00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:05,796
and I don't think
it is anything.
590
00:20:05,801 --> 00:20:07,068
Meanwhile,
591
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,574
I picked my first pocket.
592
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:10,114
Sazerac's.
593
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,088
Oh, the "Enemies
of Magic" book.
594
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,997
Thanks, Louise,
but I already tore my name out
595
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,538
and look what I put in.
596
00:20:15,544 --> 00:20:16,978
Wait, what is this?
597
00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:19,552
"Look on the back of
the page you tore out."
598
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:24,572
"Dear Bob, I knew this
is how it would end...
599
00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:26,418
"...you sneaking
into my dressing room,
600
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:27,926
"licking my cold-cuts,
601
00:20:27,932 --> 00:20:29,599
"and ripping your name
out of the book,
602
00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:31,440
which I then let Louise
take from my pocket."
603
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,015
He let me
take it?
604
00:20:33,022 --> 00:20:35,056
Wow.
That guy is good.
605
00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:36,765
Yeah, he's great!
There's a P.S.
606
00:20:36,771 --> 00:20:38,772
"P.S. I farted on the meat."
607
00:20:38,813 --> 00:20:40,881
Oh! Oh, God!
608
00:20:40,889 --> 00:20:43,390
Oh! Well, I hope you
learned your lesson, Bob.
609
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,401
Don't lick meat.
Disagree.
610
00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:50,001
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