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Can I have some breakfast please?
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It's 3 quid for a cup of
coffee and a bacon sandwich.
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And obviously if you want it
heated up it is another tenner.
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Oh! OK.
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That's the orange ones, right?
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Hah!
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And it's another tenner
to park your jeep.
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Of course. Ahh.....
There you go.
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Excuse me, love. You do realise
that he's taking the...
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...uhhh, why don't you go
to the bathroom, Mandy?
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Use the big mirror - eh?
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You can put lipstick on a pig, man.
It's still a pig.
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Yeah! Yeah!
Fuck Off!
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May I use your bathroom?
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Of course you can, darling.
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Ten pounds.
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Can I help?
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Why do you work for a man who
speaks to you like that?
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No idea darling. It's probably the
same reason that I married the bastard.
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Why do you stay married to a
man who doesn't love you?
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You are weird.
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You foreign or something?
You don't sound foreign.
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Sort of.
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Can I have some of that?
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Just have the lot, darling.
It is cheap shit anyway.
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And listen.
That fellow of mine just stole from you.
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You do know that, don't you?
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You can be a right arsehole
sometimes, Carl. You know that...
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The fuck...
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Heyy.....Stop
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Is everything okay?
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Not really, no.
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You forgot your bacon sarnie.
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That's okay, Mandy.
I've had enough pig for one day.
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Aaaawwww...
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Aaaawwww...
God. Got me right in the eye.
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You know what, if it is alright
with you I will have that sandwich.
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It just... the pig line just
came to me and I kinda
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just rolled with it but I really am
quite starving
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so thanks so much.
That's really nice of you.
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See you.
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Ohhhh.. just warming the old girl up.
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Here we go....
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All I am saying is, you have
never been very good with women.
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What has that got to do with anything?
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Well, you have just been dumped, kid.
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Yeah, by someone I went
out with for three years.
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I'm not having a go, mate.
I'm just saying when it
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comes to girls you have always
been a duck out of water.
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What...So completely fine then?
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Eehhh?
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Ducks are amphibious Jay, so they are
completely fine in or out of water.
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Bullshit!
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What do you mean, bullshit?
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This is what I am talking about, Ron.
No one
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cares about all of your
univers-y bullshit.
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We two learnt that in year 2, Jay.
That's not even junior school.
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OK, look. The point is
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no matter how clever you think you are
you are never gonna get anywhere, cause
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you got shit clothes.
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Right!
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A shit haircut.
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OK.
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And...dick like a burst balloon.
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I've got a perfectly average sized penis, Jay.
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(Girls sniggering)
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OK. Do you wanna get over Ellie?
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Not really.
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Do you wanna prove
that you are a big man?
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Obviously not.
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OK then, you have to speak to the
next woman that walks in this pub.
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Whoever they are.
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I literally said no to both those things.
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Hey, do you want me to say it?
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No!
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I'm gonna...
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Don't.
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I will say it.
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Don't say it.
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I shall say it.
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Please don't.
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I'm gonna say it.
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I rather you didn't.
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You are my little brother...
and...
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Pfffffhh
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I..I..I love yooouu!
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And I want you to have some fun.
Alright?
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No! This is not non negotiable.
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You mean it is, non negotiable.
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What?
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Don't worry.
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Ooohhh
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Little brother - look...
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Welcome my friend to the
woman of my dreams.
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wooooaaahh!
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I am so sorry.
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I will get you another one.
at... the bar.
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Ooohh, sorry.
Sorry.
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Aaww.
Aaww.
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Aaww.
Aaww.
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You alright?
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Can I have a glass of cider?
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Sure.
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And..whatever the angry looking
man behind me was drinking.
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Thank you.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yes.
Yeah - fire away, amigo.
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Huh! Not amigo.
Just friend.
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Uhh. Not that we're friends.
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Although they do say a stranger
is a friend you haven't met yet.
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We have technically met, haven’t we?
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I consider it sort of depends
on definition, so like...
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Sorry, you had a question.
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Yes.
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This is definitely a shoe, right?
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Yeahh...
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I mean, I just feel like there has been
some sort of a fundamental mistake.
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I mean...
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...no one else seems
to be wearing them.
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Right.
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Sorry, It's just that I
never really dress up
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this smart before and
I'm feeling a bit...
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Yeah. No no no.
Completely. That's...
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It's the same for the film 'She's all that'
and look what happened there.
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What did happen there?
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Oh, at the start of the film
everyone's like 'she's
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a gnome" and at then she pops
this dress on by the end
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and then everyone's kicking
themselves, cause they are
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like "Ahh, turned out that
she wasn't all bad all along."
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It's a classic.
You've gotta watch it.
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OK.
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I put it on my list.
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Wow, so this was taken
on their first date?
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Yeah, that's wanted
this place to be my first pub.
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I thought it would be nice to
come for a drink here with dad.
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Oh, is he coming down?
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Oh, sort of.
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You are leaning on him.
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Oh God! I'm so...I'm so sorry.
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Oh my God
I...I...
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You don't need to apologise to him.
He's dead.
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He can't hear you.
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You want to ask me, don’t you?
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Ask you?
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Why this is my first time in a pub.
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Or in those shoes.
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Or why the only 4 films, I have
seen in my life are Terminator 2,
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Shawshank Redemption,
Home Alone 2 and Braveheart.
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Yeahhh. You know, I do actually.
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I am afraid I've got some bad news, Nicky.
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Kim?
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Kim?
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It's your turn to disembowel
dinner when you got a sec.
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Kim?
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Dear Mum
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I'm sorry for leaving, but I knew
that you would try and stop me.
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The thing is...
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...I finally feel ready to try new things.
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Work out what's out there for me.
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And make things right...
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...for Dad.
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For all of us.
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I'm not a little belle anymore.
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I can look after myself, Mom.
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The world is a scary place.
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But it is just like he said in that beautiful
poem he wrote for my 21ˢᵗ birthday.
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"I've got all my life to live."
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"And all my love to give."
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"And as long as I know how to love."
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"I know I will stay alive."
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'I will survive, Mum.'
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Love
Kim
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So just to be clear - the end of
the world is coming tomorrow?
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No. I am saying it could be
tomorrow, but when it does
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happen the more off grid you
are the better chance you'll have.
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So, how is that gonna happen?
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Nuclear war.
Probably.
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Oh!
But it could be artificial intelligence.
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Polar ice caps melting.
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The next outbreak of fish measles
could wipe us out entirely.
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I'm sorry? Fish...
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My mum always said the
defining feature of humanity
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is in patience. Even in it's destruction.
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Our mum always says one cheese toastie
is never enough but two is always too much.
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You are only making fun of me because the
government is hiding how bad it truly is.
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If you had any idea...
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No, no. I am on your side, bro.
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Don't believe their lies, man.
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Like yeah guys. Shall we just get
on a spaceship and go to the moon.
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As if man. One giant leap
for fucking bullshit me.
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Okay. All right. So Kim, you
said your mom told you all this.
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You think we're wrong then?
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Well no. I'm just saying.
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I think even if we are all fucked,
I'd rather take my chances in
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the real world, than hide out in
the middle of nowhere in a cave.
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It's a hut. My mum only
makes me sleep in the cave
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when the bald man comes
to fix the generator.
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Yeah, that thing breaks
down a lot.
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What does that mean?
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Okay, fun thought. Let's say
it is the end of the world
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and we will have two weeks to live.
What would you do?
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Easy. I'd marry my girlfriend on
like a roller coaster or something.
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Nice.
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Nicky?
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I would ride a lot of pain.
Seek out the majesty of nature.
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Oh really?
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Nah. I'd eat donuts and try
to have sex with people.
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That's good, because if no one
wanted to have sex with you,
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then you could just
use the donuts.
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That was my thinking exactly.
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Alright. Go on Kim, what about you?
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Ummm. Sex and donuts
sounds good to me.
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Well, there we are guys. To
the end of the world, baby.
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Me and Ellie have been
together three years.
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Met at uni.
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You know how it goes.
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I guess it was a mutual then?
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It was actually.
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It was a mutual decision between
her and her new boyfriend.
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Don't you have to
take your pollution pill?
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What?
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You are immunised, I guess.
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Did your mom give you
those by any chance?
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Yeah.
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I can't believe this your first
trip into civilisation.
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Like...
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...ever.
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Well, I did the supply run a few times?
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But I guess that's just in and out so...
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And why did you
decide to leave now?
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I haven't left.
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I'm going back.
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Just felt like now is a
good time to
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cross some things off my list...
I guess.
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You and Jay are quite
different then?
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My dad died when we were kids.
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So that's all...
for us together.
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I'm sorry.
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I feel bad now.
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That's alright.
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He had this
landscaping business.
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And me and Jay, we've
always had this plan to
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resurrect it.
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But you don't want to?
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I studied English at Uni.
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I've been offered this
internship in London.
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It's going to
break his heart.
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So, how did your dad die?
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Heart attack.
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Yours?
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Yes, same.
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He died when I was six. It's kind of the reason
why me and mom left in the first place.
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It's funny.
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My dad died the exact same day
my little cousin was born.
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We've moved past my
aunt in the hospital.
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It's like there's a finite amount
of love allowed in the world.
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He's added.
259
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And you got a pour bit out to
make room for the next bit.
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Guys!
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Oh my God!
Come quick!
262
00:18:19,169 --> 00:18:23,469
You're not gonna believe this.
You guys need to come right now.
263
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,969
Kim, your mom was right.
It is is happening.
264
00:18:26,983 --> 00:18:28,669
Dude, it is fucking happening.
265
00:18:29,969 --> 00:18:33,969
But it's okay, because I found
some donuts in the kitchen.
266
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,825
Oh my God!
267
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:42,456
Is this is happening right now?
268
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How does it stop?
269
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:45,168
Kim, there isn't any...
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Chlorinated chicken
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00:18:46,857 --> 00:18:48,109
and....
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climate change.
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Combined.
274
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OK, One of us needs to call the WHO.
275
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:54,544
The who?
Exactly.
276
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What?
Oh, never mind, I need to go.
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Hold on a sec.
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I just don't believe it. You
spend your whole life thinking
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world's gonna end in the blink of
an eye and then suddenly it is.
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00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:03,169
Hold on two seconds. Don't worry,
there is nothing actually..
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Nicky, this is such
a serious situation.
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There's nothing actually what?
283
00:19:07,269 --> 00:19:08,869
There is nothing actually...
Dud....
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That we can do right now.
285
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You're right.
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00:19:19,681 --> 00:19:20,146
This isn't funny.
287
00:19:20,171 --> 00:19:21,406
Kid's fucking insane!
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Jay!
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00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,830
It is just a little joke because
the whole sex, donut and
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end of the world thing. I didn't
think she would actually believe it.
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Oh.
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KIM!
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KIM!
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Get in the car.
295
00:19:42,766 --> 00:19:43,946
Don't worry dad.
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There's enough time.
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00:19:51,422 --> 00:19:52,995
Where the hell is
she going, anyway?
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Just shut up and follow her.
299
00:20:30,744 --> 00:20:31,544
KIM!
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00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,144
KIM!
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00:20:35,197 --> 00:20:36,069
KIM!
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I can't believe she actually fell for it.
303
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She's probably never seen
the internet before.
304
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,460
Of course she fell for it.
305
00:20:42,569 --> 00:20:44,469
Why didn't she realise on
the drive over?
306
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Because it's the middle
of the night, even if
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00:20:46,716 --> 00:20:48,769
it was true no fucker
would be awake to see it.
308
00:20:49,821 --> 00:20:50,970
Stop worrying man.
309
00:20:51,088 --> 00:20:52,915
Look, whoever she's gone
in there to see will
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tell her that it is a
joke and that's that.
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00:20:54,715 --> 00:20:55,600
What's the problem?
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I had chance to say
something and I didn't.
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She's gonna think I'm a right dick.
314
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,385
It was just a little joke.
315
00:21:45,442 --> 00:21:47,046
She's gonna think it's hilarious?
316
00:21:47,050 --> 00:21:48,145
Is she though?
317
00:21:48,556 --> 00:21:51,342
Look, if she doesn't. What is
the worst that can happen?
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Trust me.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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00:22:11,717 --> 00:22:12,655
Yeah, I guess you're right.
321
00:23:17,966 --> 00:23:18,743
Ian!
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00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,888
Is that you, playing silly
buggers downstairs?
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00:23:23,629 --> 00:23:24,595
Ian!
324
00:23:32,221 --> 00:23:33,123
Ian!
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00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:36,385
Hello, Jimmy.
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Remember me?
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00:23:42,531 --> 00:23:44,666
Aahhhh-ummmmhhh.
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