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[LUDACRIS]:
WELCOME TO TURKEY HOLLOW,
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THE TURKEY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!
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TURKEY HOLLOW
IS A QUAINT LITTLE TOWN,
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NESTLED RIGHT
IN THE PODUNK SECTION
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OF THE MOSTLY UNHIP
AND EXCEPTIONALLY DAMP REGION
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OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST.
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EVERY NOVEMBER,
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TOURISTS FROM FAR AND WIDE
DESCEND UPON THIS LITTLE TOWN
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TO CELEBRATE A TRADITIONAL
THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY.
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AH, THANKSGIVING,
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THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME
OF THE YEAR...
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UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU'RE A TURKEY!
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WHAT?
I DON'T GET A LAUGH TRACK?
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COME ON,
I WAS EXPECTING A LAUGH TRACK.
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IT KIND OF TAKES
THE PRESSURE OFF A LITTLE BIT.
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STILL NOTHING?
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[GRUNTS]
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LET'S JUST CUT
TO OUR MAIN CHARACTERS,
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THE EMMERSON FAMILY,
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WHO ARE APPROACHING
THE TOWN LIMITS
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AT THIS VERY MOMENT...
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[WHOOSH]
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[TIM]: WHOA!
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ARE THERE REALLY MOOSES
AROUND HERE?
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UH, MOOSES?
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UH, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T KNOW.
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MEESES...
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NO, THEY'RE INDIGENOUS
TO UPPER PARTS OF...
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YOU KNOW,
MORE NORTHERN...
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OH, YOU DON'T KNOW.
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I STILL DON'T
UNDERSTAND
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WHY WE HAVE
TO SPEND THANKSGIVING
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WITH SOMEONE WE BARELY KNOW.
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BECAUSE AUNT CLY IS FAMILY,
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AND, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S FLESH AND BLOOD,
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THERE AN INHERITANCE AT STAKE,
ISN'T THERE?
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LOOK, NOW THAT YOUR MOTHER
AND I ARE...
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UNATTACHED...
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DIVORCED?
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I THINK THAT WE HAVE
TO MAKE A CONCERTED EFFORT
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TO STRENGTHEN THE BRANCHES
OF OUR FAMILY TREE.
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DON'T YOU THINK THE TIME
TO STRENGTHEN THE FAMILY TREE
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ALREADY CAME AND WENT?
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SAY,
BEFORE YOU MOVED OUT?
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YOU KNOW,
WHEN I WAS TIM'S AGE,
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WE SPENT ALL
THE HOLIDAYS HERE.
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IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
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YOU GUYS ARE
GOING TO HAVE
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A GREAT EXPERIENCE,
YOU KNOW?
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YOU GET TO LEARN
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THE REAL MEANING
OF THANKSGIVING.
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OH, SO WE'RE HERE TO RIP OFF
SOME NATIVE AMERICANS.
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BANANA...
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DON'T CALL ME THAT.
I HATE THAT NICKNAME.
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LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
THERE'S THE SIGN!
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YOU'VE GOT
TO BE KIDDING ME.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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MY PHONE!
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I JUST LOST MY SERVICE
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THE SECOND WE WENT PAST
THAT STUPID SIGN!
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OOH, THE GPS IS DOWN, TOO!
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WHY DO YOU SOUND SO EXCITED?
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WE'RE OFFICIALLY OFF THE GRID!
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I'VE NEVER BEEN OFF
THE GRID BEFORE!
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THIS IS AWESOME!
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CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ME
BACK ON THE GRID?
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I LIKE THE GRID.
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AW, COME ON, BANANA.
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RRGH!
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THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF
PICK-UP TRUCKS AROUND HERE.
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YEAH, LIFE MOVES A LITTLE
SLOWER IN THIS TOWN.
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LOOKS LIKE LIFE MOVED
TO THE NEXT TOWN.
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WHOA, SLOW DOWN!
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WHAT IS THAT?
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[RON]: OH, YEAH!
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ALMOST FORGOT
ABOUT THAT GUY.
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THAT'S THE LOCAL
TALL TALE...
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THE HIDEOUS
HOWLING HOODOO.
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THE WHAT?
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THE HIDEOUS HOWLING HOODOO!
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TEN FEET TALL,
WITH RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS
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AND FANGS LIKE A BARRACUDA!
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SOMETIMES,
ON THE BLACKEST OF NIGHTS,
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YOU CAN HEAR HIM HOWLING
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ON THE DARK SIDE
OF THE SIEMPRE VERDE FOREST.
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SO IF THIS IS
THE BLACKEST OF NIGHTS,
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HOW CAN IT BE DARKER
ON ONE SIDE OF THE FOREST
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THAN THE OTHER?
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I'M JUST WONDERING.
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AND SHOULD YOU HEAR
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THAT HORRIBLE,
HIGH-PITCHED MOAN...
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RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN,
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BECAUSE
IF THE HOODOO GETS YOUR SCENT,
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HE'LL HUNT YOU DOWN
AND EAT YOU ALIVE!
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SERIOUSLY, NO ONE BELIEVES
THIS STUFF, RIGHT?
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HOODOO DOODOO?
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[TURKEY GOBBLES]
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DAD!
DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD!
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THE LADY WHO WORKS HERE,
SHE SAID THE HOODOO IS REAL!
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SHE SAID HE'S 10 FEET TALL,
AND HE LIVES IN THE FOREST!
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YEAH, I WOULDN'T PUT
TOO MUCH STOCK
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IN THAT STORY, KIDDO.
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I THINK SHE WAS JUST HAVING
A LITTLE FUN WITH YOU.
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WELL, WHY WOULD THEY
BUILD A STATUE
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OF SOMETHING
THAT WASN'T REAL?
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LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU
HOW THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WORKS.
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SEE,
THESE LITTLE JERKWATER TOWNS
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ALL HAVE
AN IMAGINARY MONSTER,
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LIKE BIGFOOT,
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER,
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HONEY BOO BOO...
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IT'S JUST TO SELL CRAP
TO GULLIBLE TOURISTS.
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LIKE HOODOO DOODOO?
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YEAH, AND T-SHIRTS.
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THEY HAD T-SHIRTS
IN THERE?
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[RON]: HEY,
COOL, BUD!
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HEY, DO ME A FAVOR...
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DON'T WEAR THAT
IN FRONT OF AUNT CLY, OKAY?
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WHY NOT?
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WELL, IT'S, UH...
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IT'S A BIT
OF A SORE SUBJECT.
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YOUR UNCLE NED,
HE WAS A LITTLE DAFFY,
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AND HE CLAIMED TO HAVE
SEEN THE HOODOO.
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WAIT, REALLY?
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YEAH, SO JUST, UH...
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DON'T BRING IT UP,
OKAY?
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[TIM]: "EMMERSONS'
ALL-NATURAL FARM.
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HERBS, FLOWERS,
AND ESSENTIAL OILS."
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[TURKEYS CLUCK]
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[TIM]: IT DOESN'T LOOK MUCH LIKE
FALL AROUND HERE.
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[RON]: WELL, THIS WHOLE AREA
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IS CALLED
THE SIEMPRE VERDE FOREST.
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THAT MEANS "ALWAYS GREEN"
IN SPANISH.
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[ANNIE]: DUH.
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[RON]: HEY, BANANA!
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[ANNIE GROANS]
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[RON]: HOPE SHE'S HOME!
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[TIM]: WAS THAT
A WILD TURKEY?
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OR WAS IT AUNT CLY'S?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUD.
WE'LL HAVE TO ASK.
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[ANNIE]: DO YOU THINK
IT'LL BITE?
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[TIM]: OH, I HOPE NOT!
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WELL, THAT ONE MIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT...
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WELL... LOOK WHAT
THE RAIN WASHED UP.
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I THOUGHT
MAYBE YOU, UH, GOT LOST,
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OR YOU GOT A BETTER OFFER.
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HEY, AUNT CLY!
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IT'S, UH...
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID
ON THE PHONE, BUT...
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IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME,
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SO WHY NOW?
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NO ONE DIED.
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WELL, I MEAN...
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COME ON,
IT'S THANKSGIVING!
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-YEAH...
-YEAH!
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AND I TOLD THE KIDS
I REALLY WANTED TO SHOW THEM
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A TRADITIONAL FAMILY HOLIDAY,
YOU KNOW,
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LIKE WE USED TO.
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HUH.
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KIDS, SAY HELLO
TO YOUR AUNT CLY!
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-HI.
-HI.
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THEY GROW UP FAST.
SO YOU MUST BE ANNIE.
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LAST TIME WE MET,
YOU WERE STINKING UP DIAPERS,
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AND, UH...
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AND YOU!
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YOU WERE JUST
AN ITCH IN YOUR DAD'S POCKET.
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WELL, AUNT CLY,
STILL SO COLORFUL.
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MM.
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[SNIFFS LIGHTLY]
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[SNIFFS]
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OKAY.
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OKAY, YOU'VE BEEN FEEDING THEM
MEAT, HAVEN'T YOU?
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UH, MEAT?
YEAH, WELL, SOMETIMES...
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OH, RONNIE, I THOUGHT
YOU HAD MORE SENSE THAN THAT.
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I MEAN, I CAN TELL
JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM,
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THEY'VE BEEN EATING
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BACON-CHEESEBURGERS
AND HOT DOGS.
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WE... WE'RE NOT VEGETARIANS,
BUT, YOU KNOW, I...
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BUT THAT STUFF IS NOTHING
BUT HORMONES AND CHEMICALS.
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THAT'S WHY KIDS
ARE SO GOOFY-LOOKING NOWADAYS.
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I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE, TOO...
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YOU CUT OUT
ALL THE ANIMAL PRODUCTS,
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AND THIS ONE
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WITH THE GRUMPY LITTLE
AURA THING GOING ON...
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THAT'S GOING
TO CLEAN RIGHT UP.
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-[RON]: WILL IT?
-[CLY]: YES. YES.
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REALLY? WELL, THEN WE ARE HERE
TO EMBRACE THE VEGAN LIFESTYLE,
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AREN'T WE?
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[CLY]: GOOD.
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AND I KNOW FOR MYSELF,
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I HAVEN'T HAD A BALANCED MEAL
SINCE BEFORE THE...
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MARITAL DISSOLUTION.
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DIVORCE?
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RIGHT.
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HUH.
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OKAY, THEN,
LET'S GO INSIDE.
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PLEASE WIPE
YOUR FEET FIRST.
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MY TURKEYS HAVE BEEN
FERTILIZING THE DRIVEWAY, SO...
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YOU RAISE TURKEYS?
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GODDESS, NO!
I RESCUE 'EM!
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COME ON.
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OKAY.
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THIS IS IT.
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THIS IS HOME.
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WHOA...
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THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!
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WOW... IT'S EXACTLY
HOW I REMEMBER IT.
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WELL, AUNT CLY,
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I LOVE WHAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE
WITH THE PLACE.
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YEAH, I'M NOT A BIG ONE
FOR REDECORATION.
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I JUST TRY TO GET THINGS
RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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UM, WHERE'S THE TV?
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I DON'T HAVE ONE.
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SERIOUSLY?
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SERIOUSLY.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM.
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DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM
AS IN,
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YOU HAVE A MORAL OBJECTION
TO TELEVISION?
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OR DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM
AS IN,
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YOU'RE UNCERTAIN
OF THEIR EXISTENCE?
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ANNIE, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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WHAT ABOUT INTERNET?
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OH, GOOD HEAVENS, NO.
NO, NO.
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I DON'T NEED THOSE ENERGY WAVES
BOUNCING AROUND MY HOUSE.
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THOSE THINGS GIVE YOU
BRAIN TUMORS.
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THAT'S EXACTLY
THE KIND OF THING
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THAT I COULD PROVE WRONG
WITH ONE GOOGLE SEARCH.
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OKAY, HEY,
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MAYBE THIS IS
A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
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FOR US TO UNPLUG,
RIGHT?
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I MEAN, THIS IS SUPPOSED
TO BE FAMILY TIME.
237
00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,613
[CLY]:
OKAY, WELL...
238
00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,114
I GUESS YOU WANT
TO GET SETTLED
239
00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,584
AND TAKE YOUR COATS OFF.
240
00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:39,753
UH, YOU KIDS CAN HAVE
THE SPARE ROOMS.
241
00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,288
ONE'S A LITTLE DRAFTY,
THE OTHER ONE HAS...
242
00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,591
A FUNKY SMELL THAT HAS
YET TO BE IDENTIFIED,
243
00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,292
BUT THEY ARE CLEAN,
244
00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,259
AND I FLUFFED
THE FEATHERBEDS, SO...
245
00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,729
FEATHERBEDS?
246
00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,163
UM...
I'M ALLERGIC TO FEATHERS.
247
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,232
YEAH, YEAH,
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
248
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,901
IT'S DUE TO ALL THAT
MEAT YOU'RE EATING.
249
00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,569
WELL, JUST PULL IT OFF,
250
00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:56,570
AND I'LL HIDE IT
IN MY ROOM.
251
00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:02,843
GUESS YOU'RE GOING
TO WANT TO EAT.
252
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,318
UH...
253
00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,354
I GUESS I'LL TAKE DRAFTY,
AND YOU TAKE SMELLY?
254
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,823
OKAY.
255
00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:22,596
[METALLIC SPRINGS CREAK]
256
00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:24,832
[SNEEZES]
257
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,746
[***]
258
00:10:31,699 --> 00:10:33,033
WHOA...
259
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,374
"JIBBERATOR."
260
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,865
$10,000?
261
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:24,952
"MAY 26, 1975.
262
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,386
"I'M NOW POSITIVELY CERTAIN
263
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,255
"THAT THERE IS SOME KIND
OF STRANGE ENCHANTMENT
264
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,423
"AT WORK IN SIEMPRE VERDE,
265
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,426
SOMETHING THAT DEFIES
RATIONAL EXPLANATION."
266
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,931
"AUGUST 19, 1975.
267
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:41,134
"MYSTERIOUS... 'BURBLE'
268
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,070
"FROM THE WESTERN SIDE
OF THE FOREST.
269
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:47,875
SLIGHTLY MORE FREQUENT
THAN ZORP DETECTED LAST WEEK."
270
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:48,876
"ZORP?"
271
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:04,291
SQUONK... BURBLE...
272
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,359
ZORP... THRINNG?
273
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,030
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
274
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,101
MAYBE UNCLE NED WAS CRAZY.
275
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:16,937
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
276
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,274
REALLY SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE,
TIMMY.
277
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,276
THIS ROOM IS NOTHING
BUT BAD VIBES.
278
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,378
BUT... IS IT TRUE?
279
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,081
DID UNCLE NED REALLY...
280
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,516
SEE THE HOODOO?
281
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,119
YEAH. HE SAW HIM.
282
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,087
AND HE WAS NEARLY
EATEN ALIVE.
283
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,924
THAT FOREST IS
A VERY DANGEROUS PLACE.
284
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,926
THINGS IN THERE ARE MEANT
TO BE LEFT ALONE.
285
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,328
COME ON.
IT'S ALMOST DINNER.
286
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,865
HOPE YOU LIKE BEETS.
287
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,766
SOUNDS... GREAT.
288
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,903
[TURKEYS GOBBLE]
289
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:54,441
SQUONK, BURBLE, ZORP?
290
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,312
ZORILLA... ZOSER?
291
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,885
I AM PROBABLY MISSING
SOME GREAT INTERNET SNARK
292
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,453
RIGHT NOW.
293
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,121
HASHTAG BORING.
294
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,458
DESSERT'LL BE READY SOON.
295
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,394
HOPE YOU LIKE BEETS!
296
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,465
[WHISPERING]
BEETS...
297
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,433
HEY, AUNT CLY?
298
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,537
DO YOU HAVE A LANDLINE?
299
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,840
THERE'S A ROTARY
IN THE OFFICE UPSTAIRS,
300
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,075
BUT I THINK YOUR DAD'S ON IT.
301
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,943
A ROTARY?
302
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,578
IT'S A PHONE.
303
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,413
OH, COOL!
THANKS.
304
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,885
[RON]: NO, NO, I KNOW, WALTER.
TRUST ME,
305
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:38,751
I'M, I'M GOING TO BE WORKING
VERY HARD
306
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,087
TO MAKE SURE THIS PRESENTATION
IS DONE.
307
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,421
I MEAN,
308
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,990
I WAS PLANNING ON WORKING
AT THE OFFICE
309
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,224
THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, YOU KNOW,
310
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,359
EVEN THROUGH THANKSGIVING,
BUT, BUT...
311
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:49,229
LIKE I SAID, MY EX KIND OF
AMBUSHED ME HERE.
312
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,331
SO, UM, I TOOK THE KIDS
UP TO MY AUNT'S HOUSE,
313
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,499
AND I'M HOPING
SHE CAN KEEP THEM BUSY
314
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,101
WHILE I GET SOME WORK DONE.
315
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,903
I WILL BE OUT OF CELL RANGE
FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS,
316
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,871
BUT LIKE I SAID, WALTER,
TRUST ME,
317
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,272
I WILL GET THIS DONE...
318
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,211
UM... MONDAY.
319
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,578
[CLEARS THROAT]
ALL RIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD.
320
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,220
YOU SHOULDN'T BE EAVESDROPPING
ON MY BUSINESS CALLS, HONEY.
321
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,154
OH, IS THAT
WHAT THAT WAS?
322
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,123
A BUSINESS CALL?
323
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,925
'CAUSE IT JUST SOUNDED
LIKE YOU WERE COMPLAINING
324
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,459
ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A BURDEN
WE ARE.
325
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,961
ANNIE,
THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID.
326
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,062
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY
327
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,431
A DREAM VACATION
FOR US EITHER.
328
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,999
I COULD HAVE SPENT
THANKSGIVING AT VERONICA'S.
329
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,667
YOU KNOW, WHEN
HER PARENTS GOT DIVORCED,
330
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,636
AT LEAST THEY HAD THE DECENCY
TO SPOIL HER!
331
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,473
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
332
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,442
YEAH, NO,
IT'S OKAY, AUNT CLY.
333
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,477
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HAVING US, AUNT CLY.
334
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,446
BY THE WAY,
THE REAL REASON
335
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,948
THAT DAD BROUGHT
US HERE TO VISIT YOU
336
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,215
IS BECAUSE
HE NEEDED SOMEONE
337
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,017
TO BABYSIT US
WHILE HE WORKED!
338
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,353
THAT TRUE, RON?
339
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,990
LOOK, I'M SWAMPED.
340
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,928
I GOT CLEANED OUT IN--
IN THE...
341
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,063
CONSCIOUS UNCOUPLING...
342
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,430
WILL YOU CALL IT
WHAT IT IS?
343
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,932
I MEAN, YOU SOUND
RIDICULOUS!
344
00:14:58,966 --> 00:14:59,933
DIVORCE!
345
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:02,169
OKAY?
346
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,571
I GOT CLEANED OUT
IN THE DIVORCE,
347
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,040
AND I AM RIGHT BACK
TO WHERE I STARTED.
348
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,275
I'M JUST TRYING
TO MAKE ENDS MEET,
349
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,943
AND ALL I HAVE LEFT
IS MY JOB.
350
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,145
OKAY?
351
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,214
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
352
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,315
YOU HAVE US.
353
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,352
I APPRECIATE THAT, BUDDY.
I REALLY DO.
354
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,691
RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST TRYING
TO MAKE ENDS MEET.
355
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,460
AND HE CAN'T DO THAT
WITH US HOLDING HIM DOWN.
356
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,962
BANANA...
357
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,163
HEY, ANNIE!
358
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,698
LET HER GO.
359
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,470
DO YOU WANT TO...
360
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,340
READ THE DICTIONARY
WITH ME?
361
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,676
I'M TRYING TO FIND "ZORP."
362
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,349
UH, YEAH.
YEAH, THAT, THAT SOUNDS FINE.
363
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,617
CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME
A LITTLE BIT
364
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,451
TO GET SOME WORK DONE?
365
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,125
OLD-FASHIONED FAMILY
THANKSGIVING, HUH?
366
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,394
WHY DIDN'T
YOU JUST TELL ME
367
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,130
YOU NEEDED SOMEBODY
TO BABYSIT THE KIDS?
368
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,365
AUNT CLY,
369
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,134
I'M NOT TRYING TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF YOU, I SWEAR.
370
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,201
I JUST...
371
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,336
NAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
372
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,604
DO YOUR WORK.
373
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,340
I...
374
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,443
GUESS I CAN READ THE DICTIONARY
TO HIM.
375
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,345
JUST REMEMBER TO TAKE THEM BOTH
WHEN YOU LEAVE.
376
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,688
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
377
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,627
[STRANGE HOWL]:
YAARG!
378
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,367
[STRANGE HOWLING NOISES]
379
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,739
[HOWLING]
380
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,411
[HOWLING]
381
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,023
[HOWLING CONTINUES]
382
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,696
[CROAKING]
383
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,237
SQUONK!
384
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,439
BURBLE...
385
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,540
ZORP!
386
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,809
THRRRRIIIINNNG!
387
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,244
WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE!
388
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,182
SQUONK...
389
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,586
SQUONK...
390
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,587
BURBLE...
391
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,456
ZORP...
392
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,524
THRINNG!
393
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,292
SO THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT!
394
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,627
[WEIRD CRIES AND CALLS]
395
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,296
UNCLE NED...
396
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,165
I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE
TO MEET YOU,
397
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,635
BUT I THINK YOU WERE
ON TO SOMETHING PRETTY COOL.
398
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:52,539
I'D BE HONORED
TO FINISH IT FOR YOU.
399
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,740
BURBLE!
400
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,623
AND SO,
401
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,160
BRAVE LITTLE TIM EMMERSON
VENTURED DEEPER
402
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,795
INTO THE DARK,
MYSTERIOUS FOREST,
403
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,897
ARMED ONLY WITH HIS WIT,
HIS NERVE,
404
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,833
AND AUNT CLY'S
SOLAR-POWERED FLASHLIGHT.
405
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,902
HE WALKED UNTIL...
406
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,205
UH, WELL, HE KEPT WALKING,
AND THEN...
407
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,741
AND I'VE LOST HIM.
408
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,545
I THINK IT'S SAFE
TO SAY THE HOODOO GOT HIM.
409
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,214
I MEAN...
410
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,482
THAT'S JUST
MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION.
411
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,317
I...
412
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,485
LOOK, IF YOU THINK
I'M GOING INTO THAT FOREST
413
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,519
THIS LATE AT NIGHT,
414
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,221
YOU'D BETTER THINK AGAIN.
415
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,622
IT'S NOT THAT I'M SCARED,
I JUST...
416
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,590
[LOUD ROAR]
417
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,891
END SCENE!
418
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,493
IF ANYBODY WANTS ME,
I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER.
419
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,599
[SQUAWKING]
420
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,505
ZORP!
421
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,548
[TIM PANTS]
422
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,719
[GASPS]
423
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,788
BURBLE...
424
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,390
BURBLE...
425
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,767
COME ON... NOT NOW!
426
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,870
[GASPS]
427
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:40,880
ZORP!
428
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:52,859
[SQUAWKING]
429
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:05,838
ZORP!
430
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,266
HELLO?
431
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,272
HELLO?
432
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:42,542
[LOUD RUSH OF GOBBLING]
433
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,721
[ALARMS BLARING]
434
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,491
HEY! WHO'S OUT THERE?
435
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,560
HEY! HALT!
436
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,828
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
437
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,466
I SAID, HANDS UP,
TRESPASSER!
438
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,967
I'M SORRY!
439
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,802
I--I DIDN'T MEAN
ANY TROUBLE.
440
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,404
I JUST--
I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR...
441
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:12,705
LOOKIN' FOR WHAT?
442
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:13,840
THE...
443
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,942
HOWLING... HOODOO, SIR.
444
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,445
THE HOWLING HOODOO?
445
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,379
ON MY PRIVATE PROPERTY?
446
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:23,783
SON, THE ONLY MONSTER
ON THIS FARM
447
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,552
IS ME!
448
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:26,919
BUZZ! JUNIOR!
449
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,020
YEAH, BOSS,
WE'RE COMIN'.
450
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:28,888
YEAH, ME TOO.
451
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,558
WELL?
452
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,861
THEY'RE, LIKE,
GOOD AS GONE, BOSS.
453
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,063
WE CHASED 'EM
AS BEST WE COULD,
454
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,865
BUT THOSE BIRDS,
455
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,099
THEY'RE TOO FAST.
456
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,668
TOTALLY FAST.
457
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,035
WE GOT BEAT
BY OUR OWN MEAT.
458
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,571
[THEY LAUGH]
459
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,339
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BOY?
460
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:49,542
TIM EMMERSON, SIR.
461
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:50,443
EMMERSON!
462
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,680
YOU'RE CLY'S KIN?
463
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:58,418
SHE'S... MY GREAT-AUNT, SIR.
464
00:21:58,451 --> 00:21:59,686
I SEE.
465
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,454
WELL,
466
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:05,057
THAT TREE-HUGGIN',
HEMP-GROWIN' SOCIALIST WITCH
467
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,026
HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.
468
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,529
BUZZ, JUNIOR!
469
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:12,432
THE TWO OF YOU
GO CALL SHERIFF COWLY.
470
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:15,368
THIS ONE HERE
IS GONNA GET JUSTICED.
471
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,135
PLEASE, SIR... HEY!
472
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,837
GET OFF OF ME!
473
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:18,771
WAIT!
474
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,441
GET OFF OF ME!
475
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,409
PLEASE, STOP!
476
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,776
[KNOCKS]
477
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,117
SHERIFF?
478
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,454
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
479
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,756
UM...
HEY, CLY.
480
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,958
GROVER?
481
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,727
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
IT'S 2:00 A.M.
482
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,794
HUH?
483
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:46,065
OH, UH,
THAT'S RIGHT.
484
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,967
I'M SORRY
TO DISROBE YOU SO LATE.
485
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,569
DISROBE?
486
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,037
DISTURB!
DISTURB YOU SO LATE!
487
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,939
THERE'S BEEN
488
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,741
AN INDECENT...
489
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:55,842
INCIDENT INVOLVING, UH...
490
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,977
THERE SHE IS!
491
00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,446
THERE'S THE MASTERMIND!
492
00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:02,181
SHE'S BEEN PESTERING
MY POULTRY FOR YEARS,
493
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,884
AND NOW SHE'S GOT HER KIN
DOING THE DIRTY WORK!
494
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,185
AUNT CLY HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT. I WAS JUST...
495
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,987
AH, PEPPERCORN!
496
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,756
THIS IS PROFESSIONAL SABOTAGE!
497
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,458
OKAY, ELDRIDGE,
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO,
498
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,660
BUT IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR HANDS
OFF MY NEPHEW THIS SECOND,
499
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:16,796
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
A BRAND-NEW PAIR OF DENTURES.
500
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,503
AW, COME ON IN.
IT'S COLD OUT THERE.
501
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,640
WHAT IS GOING ON?
502
00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:29,709
OH, YOUR SON
FELL OUT OF BED
503
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,043
AND LANDED
IN THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD.
504
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,079
WHAT?
HEY, YOU OKAY?
505
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:34,647
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT OF BED SO LATE?
506
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:36,082
LET'S JUST BACK IT UP
507
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,116
AND START
FROM THE BEGINNING.
508
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,719
TIM?
509
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:44,156
I WAS INVESTIGATING
STRANGE NOISES.
510
00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,192
I HEARD THE HOWLING HOODOO.
511
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,460
OH, COME ON...
512
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:48,461
YOUNG MAN,
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
513
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,896
NOT TO GO INTO THAT FOREST.
514
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,599
BUT I HEARD SOMETHING!
515
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:53,733
I WAS LYING IN BED,
516
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,902
AND I HEARD
THESE WEIRD, CRAZY NOISES.
517
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:56,936
[RON]: DO YOU THINK
MAYBE YOU HEARD THOSE NOISES
518
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,137
IN YOUR SLEEP?
519
00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,839
I DIDN'T DREAM THEM,
THEY WERE REAL!
520
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,877
I FOLLOWED THE NOISES
INTO THE WOODS,
521
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:08,014
AND MY FLASHLIGHT DIED,
522
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,115
AND I RAN INTO THE FENCE.
523
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:10,517
MY FENCE!
524
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,585
HE BUSTED HIS WAY
ONTO MY PROPERTY
525
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:14,721
AND SET A WHOLE PEN
FULL OF MY BEST TURKEYS LOOSE!
526
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,824
IS THIS TRUE?
527
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,926
I-- I DIDN'T MEAN
TO LET THE TURKEYS OUT.
528
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,728
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THEY WERE TURKEYS.
529
00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:24,731
I THOUGHT
I'D FOUND THE HOODOO.
530
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,599
MY WHOLE PREMIUM-GRADE STOCK
IS GONE.
531
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,502
MY BIGGEST, JUICIEST TURKEYS.
532
00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:32,071
YEAH, BIG AND JUICY
AND PERFORMANCE-ENHANCED.
533
00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:34,507
ALL MY TURKEYS ARE ALL-NATURAL,
534
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,976
ETHICALLY RAISED,
THE MOST ORGANIC...
535
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,845
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
536
00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:42,582
THOSE BIRDS HAVE MORE HORMONES
THAN A HIGH-SCHOOL DRAMA CLUB.
537
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,951
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
PROVE THAT, WOMAN.
538
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:46,819
BELIEVE ME,
IF I COULD,
539
00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:48,655
YOU'D BE PUT OUT OF
BUSINESS IN A HEARTBEAT.
540
00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,690
PLEASE, EVERYBODY,
JUST CALM DOWN.
541
00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,893
MR. SUMP,
542
00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,928
EXACTLY HOW MANY TURKEYS
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?
543
00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:58,698
EXACTLY 175,
544
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,900
AVERAGING 30 POUNDS EACH!
545
00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,069
WHAT KIND OF TURKEYS
WEIGH 30 POUNDS?
546
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,303
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT KIND...
547
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,205
THE KIND THAT HAVE
TOXIC STEROIDS
548
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:07,306
PUMPED UP THEIR LITTLE...
549
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,642
CAN YOU PROVE THOSE FIGURES,
MR. SUMP?
550
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:13,279
HECK, I GOT DOCUMENTATION
RIGHT HERE!
551
00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:16,916
I GOT WITNESSES
SEEN THE WHOLE THING!
552
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:19,652
AND I GOT SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE
OF THAT LITTLE HOODLUM
553
00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,087
SETTING 'EM FREE!
554
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,990
[SHERIFF]: 175 TURKEYS,
555
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,925
AVERAGING 30 POUNDS EACH,
556
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,126
AT THE MARKET VALUE
OF $1.89 A POUND...
557
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:30,930
THAT'S $9,922.50!
558
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:32,965
AND I'M HOLDING HER
RESPONSIBLE
559
00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,834
FOR EVERY PENNY!
560
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,705
I'M SORRY, CLY,
BUT...
561
00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,339
GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
562
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,609
YOU'LL HAVE TO REIMBURSE HIM
FOR HIS LOSS.
563
00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,143
WHAT?
564
00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:46,245
SHERIFF, THAT'S ALMOST $10,000!
565
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,247
DID YOU SEE A DAMN MONEY TREE
GROWING OUT THERE
566
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,616
WHEN YOU CAME IN?
567
00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:50,917
WELL, MAYBE
WE COULD SET UP
568
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,785
SOME KIND OF
PAYMENT PROGRAM...
569
00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:54,053
[SUMP]: NOW,
WAIT A MINUTE!
570
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,923
I'M NOT GONNA STAND
FOR NO PAYMENT PLAN.
571
00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:59,025
I KNOW
MY RIGHTS!
572
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,060
READ THE TOWN CHARTER!
573
00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:05,364
ANY LANDOWNER WHO ABSTRACTS
ANOTHER LANDOWNER'S LIVESTOCK
574
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,700
IS BOUND BY LAW
TO SETTLE THAT DEBT
575
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,302
WITHIN TWO DAYS
BY 12 NOON,
576
00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:12,905
OR THEY FORFEIT THEIR OWN LAND
AND ALL THEIR HOLDINGS
577
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,974
AS COMPENSATION!
578
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,108
[RON]:
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
579
00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:18,845
MR. SUMP,
LET'S BE REASONABLE HERE.
580
00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:20,279
SHERIFF,
581
00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,348
YOU EXPECT US
TO COME UP WITH $10,000
582
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:23,916
TWO DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING?
583
00:26:23,950 --> 00:26:27,219
I'M AFRAID THE LAW
IS PRETTY CLEAR ON THIS.
584
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:29,622
THERE WAS A LOT OF POACHING
BACK IN THE OLD DAYS.
585
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:31,190
THE THING IS,
586
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:33,960
TURKEYS ARE BIG BUSINESS
IN TURKEY HOLLOW.
587
00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:35,795
YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT
OF THAT
588
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,196
BEFORE YOU SENT
THIS LITTLE NOSEPICKER
589
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,297
OUT TO MAKE TROUBLE.
590
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,800
YOU GOT TWO DAYS,
EMMERSON.
591
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:43,369
YOU DON'T COUGH UP
TEN GRAND BY THEN,
592
00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:46,005
I GOT NO PROBLEM TAKING
THIS FARM OFF YOUR HANDS.
593
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:46,873
[RON]: ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ENOUGH!
594
00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:47,907
GET OUT OF HERE.
595
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,246
AND YOU, IN THERE.
596
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:01,120
CLY...
597
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:05,357
I SINCERELY WISH THERE
WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO.
598
00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:07,293
SHERIFF...
599
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,996
I KNOW
YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB.
600
00:27:11,764 --> 00:27:13,232
I'M THE ONE TAKING THE BATH.
601
00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:15,067
BELIEVE ME,
602
00:27:15,101 --> 00:27:16,135
I'D BE RIGHT THERE
IN THAT BATH WITH YOU
603
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,036
IF I COULD.
604
00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:23,209
UH...
605
00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:24,176
I'M... I'M SORRY.
606
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,055
ELDRIDGE SUMP AND I HAVE BEEN
LOCKING HORNS FOR YEARS.
607
00:27:38,124 --> 00:27:40,092
I RUN A RESPECTABLE FARM HERE,
608
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,694
EVERYTHING ORGANIC
AND SUSTAINABLE,
609
00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:43,262
THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.
610
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:46,833
SUMP, ON THE OTHER HAND,
RUNS HIS FARM LIKE A SWEATSHOP.
611
00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:50,402
HE POLLUTES THE EARTH,
HE POISONS HIS LIVESTOCK...
612
00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:53,139
AND HE'S CRAFTY ABOUT IT.
613
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,774
HE COVERS HIS TRACKS
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
614
00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:57,443
I WOULD SHUT HIM DOWN
IF I COULD,
615
00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,178
AND HE KNOWS IT,
616
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:00,346
AND HE'S OUT
TO SHUT ME DOWN FIRST.
617
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:03,282
I'M AFRAID THIS TIME,
618
00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,718
HE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE
THE MEANS TO DO IT.
619
00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:08,821
WELL, MAYBE WE CAN
TALK TO THE BANK,
620
00:28:08,855 --> 00:28:10,089
YOU KNOW,
REFINANCE, OR GET YOU A LOAN...
621
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:12,191
YEAH, THE BANKS
AREN'T TOO FOND OF ME
622
00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:13,893
EVER SINCE I SPEARHEADED
623
00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,227
THE OCCUPY TURKEY HOLLOW
MOVEMENT
624
00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:16,262
BACK IN '09.
625
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,731
MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
626
00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:21,033
THAT WE COULD LOSE
THE WHOLE FARM OVER TURKEYS.
627
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:22,501
WELL, LIKE THE SHERIFF SAID,
628
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,104
TURKEYS ARE BIG BUSINESS
AROUND HERE.
629
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,339
I KNOW
THIS IS A LITTLE OFF-TOPIC,
630
00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,241
BUT DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK
631
00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:31,010
THAT THE SHERIFF HAS THE HOTS
FOR AUNT CLY?
632
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,211
WHAT?
633
00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:35,247
HE'S TOO SQUARE FOR ME.
634
00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:37,016
ANYWAY...
635
00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,385
WHAT GOOD'S FOOLING AROUND
WITH A LAWMAN
636
00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:40,419
IF HE CAN'T EVEN GET YOU
OUT OF TROUBLE?
637
00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:42,421
[TIM]: AUNT CLY?
638
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:47,193
I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
HOW SORRY I AM.
639
00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:51,263
I HEARD THE NOISE,
640
00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:54,200
AND I JUST WANTED TO FOLLOW
ON UNCLE NED'S FOOTSTEPS.
641
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,768
OH, WELL,
642
00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:58,237
I THINK YOUR UNCLE NED
WOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOU.
643
00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:01,073
SNEAKING OUT AFTER DARK,
CHASING AFTER MONSTERS...
644
00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:03,843
YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE
NED'S REINCARNATION.
645
00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:04,811
THANKS.
646
00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:08,114
I'M SO SORRY.
647
00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:09,148
YEAH, I'M NOT A HUGGER.
648
00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:10,983
[RON]: YEAH, KIDS,
649
00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:11,851
WHY DON'T YOU
GET BACK TO BED?
650
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,152
IT'S LATE, OKAY?
651
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,987
WE'VE HAD
ENOUGH EXCITEMENT.
652
00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:15,454
WHY DON'T YOU LET THE
GROWNUPS HANDLE THIS?
653
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,532
HOODOOS!
654
00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,302
[ROOSTER CROWS]
655
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:36,342
[ROOSTER CROWS]
656
00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:45,051
[TURKEYS GOBBLE]
657
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:48,154
[***]
658
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:05,137
[GATE SLAMS]
659
00:30:20,186 --> 00:30:22,054
[SIGHS]
660
00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:23,122
MY GOD...
661
00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,496
[ANNIE]: HEY!
662
00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:31,998
HEY!
663
00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,632
NOT SO FAST,
DORA THE EXPLORER!
664
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,302
JUST LET ME GO, ANNIE.
665
00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,137
I HAVE TO FIND THE HOODOO.
666
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,139
AGAIN WITH THE HOODOO!
667
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,440
PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME
668
00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:42,975
WHY THIS IDEA
IS ANY LESS STUPID TODAY
669
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:44,310
THAN IT WAS YESTERDAY!
670
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,548
THAT'S YOUR BIG PLAN?
671
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:52,218
THEY'RE OFFERING $10,000.
672
00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:53,886
FOR ONE PICTURE!
673
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,888
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
674
00:30:55,922 --> 00:30:57,123
THIS SO-CALLED REWARD
675
00:30:57,156 --> 00:30:58,657
IS FROM, LIKE,
10 YEARS AGO...
676
00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:01,027
YEAH, THAT MEANS IT'S
PROBABLY WORTH MORE BY NOW.
677
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:03,395
ALSO, THIS ISN'T EVEN
FROM A REAL MAGAZINE.
678
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,031
THIS IS FROM
A SUPERMARKET TABLOID.
679
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,665
REAL NEWS PUBLICATIONS
680
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,034
DON'T USE SO MANY
EXCLAMATION POINTS.
681
00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,003
AND...
682
00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:11,938
WHAT'S THIS THING?
683
00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:13,072
DON'T!
684
00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:14,440
IT'S EXTREMELY IMPORTANT,
685
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:17,043
AND IT'S THE ONLY ONE
OF ITS KIND.
686
00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:18,644
IT'S A WEAPON
UNCLE NED INVENTED
687
00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:19,912
TO DEFEND
AGAINST THE HOODOO.
688
00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:20,879
SEE?
689
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,983
RIGHT. OKAY.
690
00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:25,684
AND DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE
TO OPERATE THIS THING,
691
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,453
OR DID YOU MAKE YOURSELF ONE
OUT OF CRAYONS AND GLITTER?
692
00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:30,589
SEE, THIS IS WHY
I PREFER TO WORK ALONE.
693
00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,259
HEY!
694
00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:34,693
YOU ALREADY MADE
A BIG ENOUGH MESS OF THINGS
695
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,962
LAST NIGHT.
696
00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,229
CAN'T YOU JUST COME HOME?
697
00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:38,497
AND DO WHAT?
698
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,332
YOU WANT TO SIT BY
AND DO NOTHING
699
00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:42,401
WHILE AUNT CLY
LOSES HER FARM?
700
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:45,037
BECAUSE OF ME?
701
00:31:45,071 --> 00:31:47,473
I KNOW IT'S
A LONG SHOT, OKAY?
702
00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:50,642
BUT IT'S A CHANCE FOR ME
TO MAKE UP FOR WHAT I DID.
703
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:52,344
NOW I'M GOING.
704
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:56,348
RRGH!
705
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,087
UGH!
706
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,388
TIM!
707
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,355
COME ON!
708
00:32:06,558 --> 00:32:07,659
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
709
00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:12,698
TIM, STOP!
710
00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:14,033
[LOUD ROAR]
711
00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:17,569
WHAT WAS THAT?
712
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,038
I DON'T KNOW.
713
00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,473
IS THAT THE SAME THING
YOU HEARD LAST NIGHT?
714
00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:23,609
NOPE...
THAT'S A NEW ONE.
715
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,177
[SNARLING SOUNDS]
716
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,386
[LUDACRIS]: DON'T LET YOUR EYES
DECEIVE YOU.
717
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,988
THE SIEMPRE VERDE FOREST,
718
00:32:36,022 --> 00:32:37,523
ON THE OUTSKIRTS
OF TURKEY HOLLOW,
719
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,491
MIGHT SEEM PEACEFUL
AND PICTURESQUE...
720
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,360
AH-HAH!
721
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,229
BUT THESE DENSE,
MOSS-COVERED WOODS
722
00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:45,431
HOLD MANY SECRETS.
723
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:48,767
AND IT WAS IN THIS VERY FOREST,
TWO DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING,
724
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,104
THAT TIM AND ANNIE EMMERSON
WERE TRAGICALLY SLAYED BY THE...
725
00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:53,405
WAIT, I'M SORRY,
726
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:54,506
DOES THAT-- DOES THAT SAY
"TRAGICALLY SLAYED"
727
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:57,009
OR "MAGICALLY SAVED"?
728
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:59,378
I CAN BARELY SEE THE CUE CARDS
IN THIS PIECE.
729
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,579
YOU KNOW WHAT?
730
00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:02,181
LET'S JUST PAN OVER
TO TIM AND ANNIE
731
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:03,549
AND HOPE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE,
ALL RIGHT?
732
00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,417
FINGERS CROSSED!
733
00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:06,552
[ROARING SOUNDS]
734
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:08,154
WE'VE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE...
735
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:10,122
ONE PICTURE,
THEN WE'LL RUN.
736
00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,091
I CAN HEAR SOMETHING
GNASHING ITS TEETH IN THERE,
737
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:13,425
AND YOU WANT TO SNAP
A CAMERA IN ITS FACE?
738
00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:15,594
IT'S FOR $10,000.
739
00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,729
WE CAN SAVE THE FARM.
740
00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:19,298
WE'LL BE FAMOUS...
741
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:21,200
WORLD-FAMOUS...
742
00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:22,568
NO. I'M NOT DYING
FOR A PICTURE.
743
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,271
INSTAGRAM FAMOUS.
744
00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:26,672
TWITTER FAMOUS!
745
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,240
[CREATURE SNARLS]
746
00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:29,441
FINE.
747
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:32,111
ONE PICTURE,
AND THEN WE RUN FOR IT.
748
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,412
SO TURN ON... WHATEVER
THAT CONTRAPTION IS,
749
00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:34,480
AND COVER ME.
750
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,547
[STATIC, RUSTLING SOUNDS]
751
00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:37,149
'KAY, IT'S MOVING.
752
00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,417
-[RUSTLING]
-IT'S GETTING CLOSER!
753
00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:39,385
DO SOMETHING, TIMMY!
754
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,519
I'M TRYING!
755
00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:42,388
[MACHINE MAKES
CAWING SOUND]
756
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:43,589
[PLAYS CAWING "NOTES]
757
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,059
IT'S WORKING!
758
00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:49,761
IT'S NOT A WEAPON,
IT'S SOME KIND OF NOISEMAKER!
759
00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,297
[MACHINE MAKES CAWING SOUNDS]
760
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:55,167
SQUONK.
761
00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:56,602
WHAT THE FRIDGE?
762
00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:57,569
IS THAT THE HOODOO?
763
00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,605
IT CAN'T BE...
764
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:01,107
YOU SAW THE STATUE.
765
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,474
THE HOODOO'S
10 FEET TALL AND...
766
00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,410
AND SCARY.
767
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:05,844
WELL, THEN,
WHAT IS IT?
768
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,079
I DON'T KNOW...
ITS BABY?
769
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,349
IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF...
770
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,817
OVERGROWN, INBRED WEASEL!
771
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,152
YEAH, I WATCH
A LOT OF ANIMAL PLANET.
772
00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:14,820
I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT'S NO WEASEL.
773
00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:16,788
[CREATURE TRILLS]
774
00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:19,125
HEY! HEY,
LITTLE GUY.
775
00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:20,359
TIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
776
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,493
IT'S OKAY.
777
00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:24,130
IT'S-- IT'S OKAY.
778
00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,697
IT'S OKAY. I'M NOT
GOING TO HURT YOU.
779
00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:31,303
[TRILLS HAPPILY]
780
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,141
[LAUGHS] GOOD JOB.
781
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:36,808
NOW TOUCH YOUR NOSE.
782
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,748
[CREATURE BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY]
783
00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:43,882
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
784
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:46,452
I'M TESTING
ITS INTELLIGENCE.
785
00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:47,719
CAN YOU DANCE?
786
00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:55,227
[SQUAWKS]
787
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,496
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY
YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS ABOUT EVEN.
788
00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:00,166
SQUONK, SQUONK!
789
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,270
[ANOTHER CREATURE MUTTERS]
790
00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:05,737
SHUT UP!
THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
791
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,539
BURBLE.
792
00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:08,774
-[RUSTLING]
-ZORP!
793
00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:09,908
THRINNG!
794
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,177
[ANNIE]:
OH, GREAT!
795
00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:13,545
GREAT,
IT'S A WHOLE NEST OF THEM!
796
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:14,846
SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE THEY?
797
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,150
OKAY, LET'S THINK ABOUT
THIS SCIENTIFICALLY.
798
00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:21,587
THEY'RE EITHER
ALIENS, MUTANTS...
799
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,921
OR MONSTERS.
800
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,190
SQUONK.
801
00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:26,292
WAS THAT A "YES"?
802
00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:27,659
-SQUONK!
-BURBLE.
803
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:29,695
-ZORP!
-THRINNG!
804
00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,497
[ANNIE]: DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE DANGEROUS?
805
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:34,400
NO, I THINK THEY'RE
INTRODUCING THEMSELVES!
806
00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:38,237
SQUONK, BURBLE,
ZORP, AND THRINNG!
807
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,307
JUST LIKE IT SAID
IN UNCLE NED'S JOURNAL!
808
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,608
[THRINNG PANTS EXCITEDLY]
809
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:44,776
I THINK UNCLE NED
INVENTED THE JIBBERATOR
810
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:45,811
TO COMMUNICATE
WITH THEM,
811
00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,780
NOT TO DEFEND
AGAINST THEM.
812
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,182
[PLAYS "SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT"
ON JIBBERATOR]
813
00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:54,653
SQUONK!
814
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:56,355
-BURBLE.
-ZORP, ZORP...
815
00:35:56,388 --> 00:35:58,457
THRINNG, THRINNG!
816
00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,592
OKAY, I AM PREPARED
817
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,428
TO BELIEVE ANYTHING
AT THIS POINT.
818
00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,830
OKAY.
819
00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:07,899
MY NAME
IS TIM EMMERSON.
820
00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,668
[SQUAWKS]
821
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,970
THIS IS MY SISTER,
ANNIE.
822
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,406
WE'RE HERE TO FIND
THE HOWLING HOODOO.
823
00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:19,711
HE'S A MONSTER,
MUCH LIKE YOURSELVES,
824
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:22,681
BUT HE'S 10 FEET TALL,
825
00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:25,717
WITH RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS
AND FANGS LIKE A...
826
00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:26,985
[WHIMPERING]
827
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,321
WHAT IS IT?
828
00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:31,490
DO YOU GUYS KNOW
ABOUT THE HOODOO?
829
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,292
[TRILLING]
830
00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:34,993
I THINK
THAT'S A YES...
831
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,828
OR THEY NEED TO PEE.
832
00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,598
CAN YOU...
HELP US FIND HIM?
833
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:40,666
NO!
834
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:43,335
THEY ARE TERRIFIED!
835
00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:45,804
WHEN A BUNCH OF MONSTERS
ARE SCARED OF SOMETHING,
836
00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:47,306
WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?
837
00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,809
OKAY. OKAY,
LISTEN, LISTEN.
838
00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:53,779
I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE
SCARED OF THE HOODOO.
839
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,581
WE'RE SCARED, TOO.
840
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,883
BUT THE THING IS...
841
00:36:57,916 --> 00:37:01,453
OUR AUNT CLY'S FARM
IS AT STAKE.
842
00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:03,922
AND I'M GOING
TO FIND THIS HOODOO,
843
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:06,458
EVEN IF I END UP
DEAD AND DISMEMBERED
844
00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:07,426
IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE...
845
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:09,261
NO, FINDING THE MONSTER
846
00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:11,363
THAT A BUNCH OF MONSTERS
ARE SCARED OF
847
00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:13,565
IS NOT THE TAKE-AWAY
FROM THIS LITTLE CHAT.
848
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:14,966
I UNDERSTAND
849
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,902
IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO JOIN US, ANNIE.
850
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:19,805
BUT... WE DON'T HAVE LONG,
851
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:23,842
AND WE'RE GOING TO NEED
ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.
852
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,445
SO PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT.
853
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,614
[WHIMPERING SOFTLY]
854
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:29,681
[TALKING IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE]
855
00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,822
-SQUONK.
-BURBLE.
856
00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,590
ZORP.
857
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:42,294
THRINNG!
858
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:43,529
THANK YOU.
859
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:44,696
WE WON'T FORGET THIS.
860
00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:45,897
WAIT, WHAT?
861
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,433
LEAD THE WAY.
862
00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:50,436
[ANNIE]: NO, NO, HOLD ON!
DID I MISS SOMETHING?
863
00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:52,571
THEY VOWED
THEIR ALLEGIANCE TO US.
864
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,673
DID THEY? REALLY?
865
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:56,408
YOU SPEAK MONSTER NOW?
866
00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:57,643
SQUONK!
867
00:37:57,676 --> 00:37:58,844
[SQUAWKING]
868
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:01,613
DAD'S GONNA KILL ME.
869
00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:03,014
[TURKEYS GOBBLE]
870
00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:13,759
WELL, GOOD AFTERNOON.
871
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,461
SOMEBODY NEEDED
THEIR BEAUTY SLEEP.
872
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,364
CAN I GET YOU SOME TEA?
873
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:19,898
UGH, JUST SOME ESPRESSO,
IF YOU HAVE IT.
874
00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:21,633
I GOT TEA.
875
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:24,570
THEN I'M GOOD.
876
00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:28,907
DID YOU GET ANY SLEEP AT ALL?
877
00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:31,343
NO, I'LL SLEEP
WHEN THIS PRESENTATION'S DONE.
878
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:36,415
YOU KNOW, I RESPECT
ANYBODY WHO WORKS HARD
879
00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:37,516
AND PROVIDES
FOR THEIR FAMILY,
880
00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:40,118
BUT THERE'S A FINE LINE
881
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,853
BETWEEN PROVIDING...
882
00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:42,921
AND HIDING.
883
00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:48,727
NO, THAT...
884
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,795
THIS ISN'T FOR ME.
885
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,733
I FIGURE IF I CAN GET
THIS PRESENTATION DONE TODAY,
886
00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:57,369
MAYBE I CAN ASK MY BOSS
FOR AN ADVANCE OF TEN GRAND.
887
00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:58,136
I MEAN,
IT'S A LONG SHOT, BUT...
888
00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,838
NO! RONNIE!
889
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,673
THIS IS NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
890
00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:03,775
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
891
00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:04,843
YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS
892
00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:05,777
IF I DIDN'T SHOW UP
AT YOUR DOORSTEP
893
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:06,812
WITH MY KIDS IN TOW.
894
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:07,846
THIS IS MY FAULT,
AND I...
895
00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:10,482
NO, IT'S NO ONE'S FAULT
BUT NED'S!
896
00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:11,850
I LOVED HIM,
897
00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:15,687
BUT...
HE WAS A FINANCIAL CATASTROPHE.
898
00:39:15,721 --> 00:39:17,155
HE SPENT ALL HIS TIME
899
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,757
LOOKING AFTER
HIS HAIRY LITTLE SIDEKICKS
900
00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:20,392
INSTEAD OF TENDING
TO THIS FARM.
901
00:39:20,426 --> 00:39:21,560
SIDEKICKS?
902
00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:23,429
AND THEN HE GOES
AND CHECKS OUT EARLY
903
00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:24,796
AND LEAVES ME TO LOOK AFTER
THE WHOLE PLACE ALONE.
904
00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:25,864
AUNT CLY...
905
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:26,965
YOU'RE NOT BY YOURSELF.
906
00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,902
I'M NOT GOING
TO LET YOU LOSE THIS PLACE.
907
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,173
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH
OF MY BELLY-ACHING.
908
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,107
THE UNIVERSE WILL PROVIDE
FOR ME.
909
00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:38,176
SHE ALWAYS DOES.
910
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,646
AND IF SHE DOESN'T THIS TIME,
WELL...
911
00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:41,947
I'LL JUST HAVE
TO MOVE IN WITH YOU.
912
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,516
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
913
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:45,651
I'M GOING TO GO
LIGHT SOME INCENSE,
914
00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:46,952
WAKE THOSE KIDS UP.
915
00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:57,596
-RON!
-YEAH?
916
00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:59,498
-WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
-I DON'T KNOW.
917
00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:00,432
WELL, THEY'RE GONE.
918
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:02,834
GONE?
919
00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,140
LOOK AT THIS.
920
00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:11,977
"OCTOBER 1ST, 1975.
921
00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:14,012
"SIX MONTHS
OF EXPLORATION,
922
00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,547
"AND I HAVE YET
TO MAKE CONTACT
923
00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:16,582
"WITH THE MYTHICAL HOODOO.
924
00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,750
"BUT I CAN'T SHAKE THE FEELING
925
00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:21,853
"THAT THIS FOREST
HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN.
926
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,955
EVEN THE PUMPKINS
ARE WATCHING ME."
927
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:25,824
WAIT, LET ME SEE.
928
00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:27,125
"EVEN THE PUMPKINS
ARE WATCHING ME."
929
00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:28,527
PERIOD.
930
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,360
LOOK, SEE,
THAT'S THE KIND OF CRAZY
931
00:40:29,394 --> 00:40:30,729
THAT WARRANTS
SOME EXCLAMATION POINTS.
932
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,232
EXCEPT...
IT'S NOT CRAZY.
933
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,166
LOOK.
934
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:40,839
PUMPKINS?
935
00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,440
PUMPKINS WITH FACES!
936
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,079
[MONSTERS MUTTER AND GIGGLE]
937
00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:59,591
I SWEAR, IF THIS THING
STARTS TALKING,
938
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,959
I AM OFFICIALLY DONE
FOR THE DAY.
939
00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:08,567
THANK GOD.
940
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:13,805
[KNOCKS]
941
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,945
OH, SHERIFF.
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
942
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:22,948
SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG
TO GET HERE, CLY.
943
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:24,650
IT'S THE TURKEY-CALLING
CONTEST TODAY,
944
00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:25,584
AND THE TRAFFIC
WAS TERRIBLE.
945
00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:27,018
YEAH.
946
00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:30,656
ANY-WHOOZLE, I WAS LOOKING
OVER THE TOWN CHARTER,
947
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:32,791
AND I WISH THERE WAS SOME KIND
OF WIGGLE ROOM,
948
00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,092
BUT AS YOU KNOW,
949
00:41:34,125 --> 00:41:36,194
SUMP'S A PRETTY BIG WHEEL
IN THIS TOWN.
950
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:37,696
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
IT'S OKAY.
951
00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:38,830
THAT'S NOT WHY I CALLED YOU.
952
00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:41,132
THERE'S A MORE PRESSING MATTER
AT HAND.
953
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:42,167
MORE PRESSING
THAN LOSING THE FARM?
954
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,735
YUP.
955
00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:44,736
MY NEPHEW'S KIDS ARE MISSING.
956
00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,171
YEAH.
957
00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:47,673
APPARENTLY,
THEY'RE BREAKING LAWS
958
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:48,774
AS A TEAM NOW.
959
00:41:48,807 --> 00:41:49,908
AUNT CLY!
960
00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:51,076
I FOUND SOMETHING.
961
00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:52,911
SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS ONE
COMING.
962
00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:54,946
[CLY]: "OFF TO FIND
THE HOWLING HOODOO!
963
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:55,747
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I'M ARMED!"
964
00:41:58,116 --> 00:41:58,950
WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS?
965
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,653
[WHISTLES]
966
00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:03,555
LOOK AT THIS.
967
00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:05,957
I THINK OLD NED WOULD'VE MADE
A FINE DETECTIVE.
968
00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:08,259
YEAH, THERE'S A LOT
OF GEAR MISSING.
969
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:09,828
NED'S JOURNAL, TOO.
970
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:12,063
THOSE KIDS ARE
IN THAT FOREST, ALL RIGHT.
971
00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:13,965
I CAN'T BELIEVE
972
00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:15,033
THAT TIM WOULD PULL
THIS STUNT AGAIN,
973
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,135
ESPECIALLY AFTER
LAST NIGHT!
974
00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:18,269
AND ANNIE
SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
975
00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:19,037
SHE'S OLDER
AND SMARTER!
976
00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:21,640
[MUTTERING TO SELF]
NO... NO, NO.
977
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,609
WELL, AT LEAST
WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
978
00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:25,911
THEY WILL COME WANDERING BACK
WHEN THEY GET COLD OR HUNGRY
979
00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:27,178
THEY'RE IN TROUBLE.
980
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:28,647
YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
THEY'RE IN TROUBLE.
981
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,882
ANNIE, I'M GOING TO GROUND HER
FOR A MONTH...
982
00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:33,919
NO, I MEAN, YOUR KIDS
ARE IN DANGER, MR. EMMERSON.
983
00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:35,553
THE HOODOO IS OUT THERE.
984
00:42:37,288 --> 00:42:38,990
THE HOODOO?
REALLY?
985
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:41,126
SHERIFF, COME ON.
986
00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:42,227
WHAT, DON'T TELL ME
987
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,595
THAT YOU BELIEVE
IN THAT THING, TOO!
988
00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:46,031
I DIDN'T...
UNTIL I SAW HIM MYSELF.
989
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,969
WITH MY OWN TWO EYES.
990
00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:53,071
IT WAS A FEW YEARS AGO.
991
00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:55,340
I WAS ON A RESCUE MISSION,
992
00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:57,075
LOOKING FOR A LOST HIKER.
993
00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:01,980
THE VALLEY MISTS WERE THICK
AS CHOWDER.
994
00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:05,651
IT WAS PROBABLY 2:00 A.M.,
995
00:43:05,684 --> 00:43:08,620
AND MY FLASHLIGHT
STARTED ACTING UP.
996
00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:11,389
I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO CALL IT A NIGHT...
997
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:14,259
WHEN I HEARD
THE WEIRDEST SOUNDS.
998
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:17,095
NOT NORMAL ANIMAL SOUNDS.
999
00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:22,300
THEY WERE WEIRD CALLS OR CRIES.
1000
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:25,737
I GET GOOSEBUMPS
JUST REMEMBERING.
1001
00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:27,205
[HOWLING]
1002
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:29,841
AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW HIM.
1003
00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:32,343
HE WAS STANDING THERE,
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,
1004
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:33,712
10 FEET TALL.
1005
00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:35,914
AND WHEN HE HOWLED,
1006
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:38,016
HE SOUNDED
LIKE THE DEVIL HIMSELF.
1007
00:43:38,049 --> 00:43:39,350
[LOUD ROARING]
1008
00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:41,953
WELL, I RAN LIKE HELL
AND NEVER LOOKED BACK.
1009
00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:43,722
AND I HAVEN'T SET FOOT
IN THOSE WOODS SINCE THAT NIGHT.
1010
00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:45,023
HOLD ON.
1011
00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:47,125
SHERIFF, YOU HONESTLY EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE
1012
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,027
THAT THERE'S A GIANT CREATURE
OUT THERE?
1013
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,628
LOOK AROUND YOU,
MR. EMMERSON.
1014
00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:53,932
THERE'S YEARS' WORTH OF EVIDENCE
RIGHT HERE IN THIS ROOM.
1015
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,934
YES, BUT UNCLE NED WAS CRAZY.
1016
00:43:57,202 --> 00:43:58,904
I'M SORRY, BUT...
WASN'T HE?
1017
00:43:58,937 --> 00:44:00,806
NED WAS CRAZY
1018
00:44:00,839 --> 00:44:02,674
IN A "LET'S GO STREAKING
DOWN MAIN STREET,
1019
00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:05,276
FREAK OUT THE ESTABLISHMENT"
KIND OF WAY.
1020
00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:07,078
NED WASN'T CRAZY
1021
00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:08,747
IN A "SEEING THINGS
THAT AREN'T THERE" KIND OF WAY.
1022
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,019
RON, WAIT A MINUTE...
1023
00:44:14,052 --> 00:44:16,021
NO, I DON'T HAVE A MINUTE.
MY KIDS ARE OUT THERE.
1024
00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:17,088
WELL, I KNOW THAT FOREST
BETTER THAN YOU DO.
1025
00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,423
I'M COMING, TOO.
1026
00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:28,066
[ROAR ECHOING]
1027
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:33,772
[MONSTERS SNUFFLE AND SNIFF]
1028
00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:35,440
WHAT IS THAT?
1029
00:44:35,473 --> 00:44:38,209
IT SMELLS LIKE MOLD AND...
1030
00:44:38,243 --> 00:44:39,277
ROTTEN EGGS?
1031
00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:41,446
I KNOW
WHERE WE MIGHT BE!
1032
00:44:42,948 --> 00:44:44,315
BURBLE!
1033
00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:47,052
THE STUMP
OF UNKNOWN DEPTHS!
1034
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:49,687
[MONSTERS SNUFFLE, INHALE]
1035
00:44:51,857 --> 00:44:52,991
OH, GOOD LORD...
1036
00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:54,726
OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
1037
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,428
UNCLE NED WROTE THAT THE HOLE
IN THE CENTER OF THE STUMP
1038
00:44:57,462 --> 00:44:58,964
IS RUMORED
TO GO ALL THE WAY DOWN
1039
00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:00,398
TO ANOTHER WORLD.
1040
00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:04,269
MAYBE THIS IS WHERE
THEY CAME FROM?
1041
00:45:04,302 --> 00:45:06,037
THRRIIINNG!
1042
00:45:06,071 --> 00:45:07,272
I WONDER
HOW DEEP IT GOES?
1043
00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:13,178
[MONSTERS PANT
AND SQUAWK EXCITEDLY]
1044
00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:15,847
HEY!
1045
00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:17,148
[CRUNCHING]
1046
00:45:17,182 --> 00:45:18,283
HEY...
1047
00:45:18,316 --> 00:45:20,418
DID YOU JUST EAT THAT?
1048
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:22,320
[BELCHES]
1049
00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:23,955
SQUONK, SQUONK!
1050
00:45:23,989 --> 00:45:24,790
THRINNG, THRINNG!
1051
00:45:26,191 --> 00:45:27,392
[GRUNTING, PANTING]
1052
00:45:28,994 --> 00:45:30,261
ZORP.
1053
00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:32,931
[SQUEAKS]
1054
00:45:32,964 --> 00:45:33,999
[CRUNCHING, MUNCHING]
1055
00:45:34,032 --> 00:45:36,067
THEY EAT ROCKS!
1056
00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:38,303
THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.
1057
00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:39,871
IT'S PROBABLY BETTER
THAN AUNT CLY'S BEETS,
1058
00:45:39,905 --> 00:45:42,407
BUT IT'S STILL REALLY WEIRD.
1059
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,142
OKAY, YOU READY, GUYS?
1060
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:45,877
TRY AND GET ALL FOUR.
1061
00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:47,012
OKAY?
1062
00:45:47,045 --> 00:45:48,413
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK...
1063
00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:51,950
FIRE!
1064
00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:54,319
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1065
00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:58,189
[TRILLING]
1066
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:00,959
YAGH!
1067
00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:05,230
[LOUD MUNCHING]
1068
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:07,765
AWESOME! FOUR OUT OF FOUR.
HIGH FIVE.
1069
00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:11,970
OKAY, WELL...
1070
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:13,805
IF THEY EAT ROCKS,
1071
00:46:13,839 --> 00:46:14,973
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW
WHAT COMES OUT THE OTHER END.
1072
00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:16,041
[FARTING SOUND]
1073
00:46:16,074 --> 00:46:17,408
[RIMSHOT]
1074
00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:19,077
ZORP?
1075
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,545
WELL, ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS?
1076
00:46:20,578 --> 00:46:21,947
I MEAN,
I BOUGHT THEM AT A MUSIC STORE,
1077
00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:23,849
AND I DRAGGED THEM OUT HERE
INTO THE FOREST.
1078
00:46:23,882 --> 00:46:25,083
ZORP?
1079
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:28,053
NO, NOT JUST
FOR OCCASIONAL RIMSHOTS.
1080
00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:29,320
THEY'LL COME IN HANDY
1081
00:46:29,354 --> 00:46:31,122
IF A SPONTANEOUS MUSICAL NUMBER
BREAKS OUT.
1082
00:46:31,156 --> 00:46:32,090
LIKE THIS!
1083
00:46:32,123 --> 00:46:33,291
ZORP!
1084
00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:35,226
HEY, IT COULD HAPPEN!
1085
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:36,527
YOU KNOW, THAT PROFANITY
IS UNCALLED FOR.
1086
00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:37,863
ZORP!
1087
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:38,964
[SCOFFS]
1088
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:40,565
MONSTERS.
1089
00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:42,067
[TURKEYS CLUCK AND GOBBLE]
1090
00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:48,039
[SUMP]:
ALL RIGHT NOW...
1091
00:46:48,073 --> 00:46:49,841
THE LAW SAYS
I ACQUIRE HER PROPERTY RIGHTS
1092
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:51,142
BY NOON OF TOMORROW.
1093
00:46:51,176 --> 00:46:53,278
THAT'S IF MS. EMMERSON
CAN'T MAKE PAYMENT.
1094
00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:55,146
SHE AIN'T GONNA MAKE PAYMENT.
1095
00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:57,448
THAT OLD HIPPIE'S SO BROKE,
HER CASH BOUNCES.
1096
00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:58,616
NOW...
1097
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,418
[TURKEYS FLUTTER AND CLUCK]
1098
00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:02,553
SHUT UP!
1099
00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:04,890
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK!
1100
00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:06,224
[SILENCE]
1101
00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:07,292
STUPID BIRDS...
1102
00:47:09,394 --> 00:47:11,396
NOW, WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS,
1103
00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:15,166
HOW SOON CAN WE GET IN THERE
AND BULLDOZE THAT PLACE?
1104
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,069
SEE, I GOT PLANS TO PUT
1105
00:47:18,103 --> 00:47:19,537
THIS HIGH TECH,
STATE-OF-THE-ART HOG FARM
1106
00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:20,538
RIGHT WHERE THE...
1107
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:21,940
[BUZZ]:
UH, BOSS?
1108
00:47:23,909 --> 00:47:25,343
WHAT IS IT?
1109
00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:26,511
UH...
1110
00:47:26,544 --> 00:47:28,179
SORRY, BOSS,
1111
00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:28,613
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE...
1112
00:47:28,646 --> 00:47:29,614
OUTSIDE.
1113
00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:30,548
OUTSIDE.
1114
00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:33,351
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1115
00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:36,421
GO ON! GIT!
1116
00:47:36,454 --> 00:47:37,522
HI, BOSS.
1117
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,226
THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
1118
00:47:41,259 --> 00:47:44,429
I GOT THAT EGGHEAD LAWYER
CHARGIN' ME 300 BUCKS AN HOUR.
1119
00:47:44,462 --> 00:47:46,431
IF IT'S ANOTHER TWO-HEADED
TURTLE YOU FOUND...
1120
00:47:46,464 --> 00:47:49,400
HEH-HEH.
THAT TURTLE WAS HILARIOUS.
1121
00:47:49,434 --> 00:47:51,602
OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE
PICKLING MY BISCUITS!
1122
00:47:51,636 --> 00:47:53,171
WHERE'D THEY COME FROM?
1123
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:55,406
WELL, THEY STARTED SHOWING UP
ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
1124
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,275
FIRST, IT WAS
JUST A FEW OF 'EM.
1125
00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:59,978
THEN SOME MORE OF 'EM,
THEN SOME MORE OF 'EM,
1126
00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:00,946
AND THEN THE REST OF 'EM.
1127
00:48:00,979 --> 00:48:02,180
YUP.
WE COUNTED 'EM UP.
1128
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,281
175 EXACTLY.
1129
00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:05,016
[BUZZ]: EXACTLY.
1130
00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:06,184
YOU'RE TELLING ME
1131
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:08,053
EVERY SINGLE ONE
OF THEM RUN-OFF TURKEYS
1132
00:48:08,086 --> 00:48:09,654
CAME A'WANDERIN'
BACK FROM THE WILD
1133
00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:11,222
AND GOT BACK IN THEIR PEN
ON THEIR OWN ACCORD?
1134
00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:12,657
MAYBE THEY MISSED US.
1135
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:15,994
THIS NEVER HAPPENED.
1136
00:48:16,027 --> 00:48:16,962
YOU GOT THAT?
1137
00:48:16,995 --> 00:48:18,129
[GASPS]
1138
00:48:18,163 --> 00:48:19,597
MAYBE THEY'RE IMPOSTERS!
1139
00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:21,532
NO, YOU BONEHEAD!
1140
00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:22,633
'COURSE THEY'RE OUR BIRDS,
1141
00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:25,703
BUT NOBODY CAN KNOW
THEY CAME BACK.
1142
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,205
IF ANYBODY FOUND OUT
ABOUT THIS,
1143
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,306
THEN THAT MEANS
1144
00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:30,708
THAT CLY'S NO LONGER
IN MY DEBT,
1145
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:33,211
AND THAT MEANS
I DON'T GET HER FARM.
1146
00:48:35,346 --> 00:48:36,647
WE'VE GOT TO GET RID OF 'EM.
1147
00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:43,021
GOT TO PUT 'EM SOMEWHERE
THEY CAN'T GET BACK FROM,
1148
00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:44,555
SOMEWHERE NOBODY CAN FIND 'EM.
1149
00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:47,993
YOU MEAN, LIKE...
THE OCEAN?
1150
00:48:48,026 --> 00:48:49,294
OH, YEAH!
1151
00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:51,362
NO, YOU IDIOT!
1152
00:48:51,396 --> 00:48:52,330
JUNIOR!
1153
00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:53,965
OW.
1154
00:48:53,999 --> 00:48:56,067
TAKE 'EM
TO THE "FACILITY."
1155
00:48:56,101 --> 00:48:58,236
AND YOU MAKE SURE
THEY STAY THERE
1156
00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:01,006
UNTIL EMMERSON'S FARM IS MINE.
1157
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:03,074
OOH!
1158
00:49:03,108 --> 00:49:04,609
STUPID BIRDS!
1159
00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:07,312
[RON]: ANNIE!
1160
00:49:07,345 --> 00:49:08,446
TIM!
1161
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,382
YOU KNOW,
IT'S GOING TO BE DARK SOON.
1162
00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:12,317
CONSIDERING THAT
AN ARMED SHERIFF
1163
00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:13,318
DIDN'T WANT
TO JOIN US,
1164
00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:14,552
DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE
1165
00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:15,520
WE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT
SOME KIND OF PROTECTION?
1166
00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:18,289
OH, MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL BETTER
CARRYING THIS.
1167
00:49:18,323 --> 00:49:19,557
IT'S FULLY LOADED.
1168
00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:20,491
OH, YEAH,
I'D RATHER NOT...
1169
00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:22,727
WHAT IS THIS?
1170
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,262
GREEN TEA
WITH GINGER,
1171
00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:25,496
FULLY LOADED
WITH ECHINACEA.
1172
00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:26,631
AND BE CAREFUL,
1173
00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:28,699
'CAUSE IT PACKS
A SERIOUS PUNCH.
1174
00:49:28,733 --> 00:49:30,068
I WAS TALKING
ABOUT SOME KIND OF WEAPON.
1175
00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,736
WEAPON?
1176
00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:33,771
OH, GODDESS, NO.
1177
00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:36,341
YOU DON'T WANT TO INTRODUCE
THAT KIND OF HOSTILITY
1178
00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:38,409
INTO AN ENVIRONMENT
OF THIS PARTICULAR KIND.
1179
00:49:38,443 --> 00:49:39,610
AND WHAT KIND IS THAT?
1180
00:49:41,279 --> 00:49:42,413
SUPERNATURAL, RON.
1181
00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:44,282
SUPERNATURAL. UH-HUH.
1182
00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:46,584
[YELLING] NELLY!
1183
00:49:46,617 --> 00:49:48,386
WHOO!
1184
00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:49,454
YEAH, OKAY, UM...
YOU KNOW, I DON'T DOUBT
1185
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,357
THAT UNCLE NED
AND SHERIFF COWLY
1186
00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:55,060
SAW WHAT THEY THOUGHT
WAS A HOODOO, BUT...
1187
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:56,494
YEAH, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE HOODOO.
1188
00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:01,099
THERE'S ENCHANTMENT AT WORK,
ALL AROUND US.
1189
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,135
SO THIS IS
AN ENCHANTED FOREST.
1190
00:50:04,169 --> 00:50:05,370
YEP.
1191
00:50:05,403 --> 00:50:06,704
MM-HMM. GOOD.
1192
00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:07,738
YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?
1193
00:50:07,772 --> 00:50:08,773
YEAH, I BELIEVE IT.
1194
00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:10,508
NED BELIEVED IT.
1195
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:12,410
INDIGENOUS PEOPLES
FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS
1196
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:13,711
BELIEVED IT.
1197
00:50:13,744 --> 00:50:15,280
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, RON?
1198
00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:16,781
THAT'S HOW I KNOW
YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO BE FINE.
1199
00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:18,183
OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
1200
00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:20,118
YUP, THAT'S RIGHT.
1201
00:50:20,151 --> 00:50:21,052
COME ON, I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
1202
00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,659
UH, YEP, OKAY,
I THINK THIS IS IT.
1203
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,330
UH, LET'S SEE...
1204
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,432
YEAH,
IT'S A FUNKY-LOOKING TREE.
1205
00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:35,466
CAN WE GET BACK
TO THE MISSING KIDS, PLEASE?
1206
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:36,401
SHH.
1207
00:50:38,603 --> 00:50:39,570
[TAPS]
1208
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:43,308
WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU GOING?
1209
00:50:43,341 --> 00:50:46,544
LA, LA...
1210
00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:49,414
LA LA LA LA,
LA LAAAA LA...
1211
00:50:51,482 --> 00:50:55,686
[SHE SINGS]
1212
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,589
WHOA...
1213
00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,225
AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
1214
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:01,426
IT'S INCREDIBLE...
1215
00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:05,163
BUT IT'S NOT MAGIC.
1216
00:51:05,196 --> 00:51:06,264
IT'S-- IT'S SCIENTIFIC.
1217
00:51:06,297 --> 00:51:07,832
THE SOUND WAVES
ARE STIMULATING
1218
00:51:07,865 --> 00:51:09,400
THE TREE'S INNER ENERGY.
1219
00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:10,768
THERE'S A SPECIES
IN SOUTHEAST ASIA
1220
00:51:10,801 --> 00:51:12,203
THAT DOES
THE EXACT SAME THING.
1221
00:51:12,237 --> 00:51:13,504
YOU'VE BEEN TO ASIA?
1222
00:51:13,538 --> 00:51:15,140
NO.
1223
00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:17,142
NO. I SAW IT
ON NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC.
1224
00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:19,344
TIM ASKED ME
ABOUT WHAT IS SUPERNATURAL,
1225
00:51:19,377 --> 00:51:20,611
AND I SAID,
THERE IS NO SUCH THING.
1226
00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:22,580
EVERYTHING CAN BE
EXPLAINED, SCIENTIFICALLY,
1227
00:51:22,613 --> 00:51:24,649
RATIONALLY...
1228
00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:26,517
CAN WE PLEASE GO FIND MY KIDS?
1229
00:51:26,551 --> 00:51:27,552
YES.
1230
00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:30,388
OKAY.
1231
00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:32,457
I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC,
1232
00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:33,691
BUT THIS CONVERSATION
IS NOT OVER.
1233
00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:36,161
[RON]: TIMMY!
1234
00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:41,666
[TIM]: DO YOU THINK
MOM'LL LET US KEEP
1235
00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:42,900
[ANNIE SCOFFS]
1236
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,435
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK
SHE'D LET YOU HAVE
1237
00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:47,572
FOUR HAIRY, NOISY,
UNIDENTIFIED FOREST CREATURES?
1238
00:51:47,605 --> 00:51:49,207
WHY DON'T YOU BRING HOME
A SASQUATCH
1239
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:50,408
AND SEE WHERE THAT GETS YOU.
1240
00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:52,277
WE COULD ASK DAD.
1241
00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:54,645
DAD DOESN'T EVEN
WANT US AROUND.
1242
00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:55,780
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1243
00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:57,648
[SCARFING SOUNDS]
1244
00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,483
[ANNIE]: YEAH, YOU SHOULD'VE
HEARD HIM ON THE PHONE.
1245
00:51:58,516 --> 00:52:00,851
TALKED LIKE
WE WERE TOTAL BAGGAGE.
1246
00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:04,189
HE'S A GOOD DAD.
1247
00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:07,425
HE'S JUST...
UNDER A LOT OF STRESS.
1248
00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,227
IF WE REALLY NEEDED
SOMETHING,
1249
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,728
HE'D BE THERE FOR US.
1250
00:52:10,761 --> 00:52:11,796
WHATEVER.
1251
00:52:11,829 --> 00:52:12,930
BURBLE. BURBLE!
1252
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,465
[MONSTERS MAKE NOISES]
1253
00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,902
[MONSTERS SHIVER AND WHIMPER]
1254
00:52:17,935 --> 00:52:19,837
WHAT IS IT, GUYS?
1255
00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:21,506
WE MUST BE NEAR
THE HOODOO.
1256
00:52:22,773 --> 00:52:23,941
LOOK AT THEM,
THEY'RE SHAKING.
1257
00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:26,344
IS... IS THIS IT?
1258
00:52:26,377 --> 00:52:27,678
IS THIS WHERE THE HOODOO LIVES?
1259
00:52:27,712 --> 00:52:29,547
[CAWS]
1260
00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:32,517
OKAY, COME ON.
1261
00:52:32,550 --> 00:52:33,951
ONE PICTURE,
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE.
1262
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:35,886
ANNIE, PHONE?
1263
00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:39,490
THANKS.
1264
00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:40,391
COME ON, YOU GUYS!
1265
00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:46,564
TIM, MAYBE--
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T.
1266
00:52:46,597 --> 00:52:47,765
I...
1267
00:52:47,798 --> 00:52:48,533
[MONSTERS WHIMPER AND WHINE]
1268
00:52:50,235 --> 00:52:53,404
ANNIE, GEEZ, COME ON.
DON'T BE SUCH A CHICKEN.
1269
00:52:53,438 --> 00:52:54,939
WE CAN'T JUST...
1270
00:52:54,972 --> 00:52:55,973
[ROARS]
1271
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,575
[SCREAMING]
1272
00:53:08,386 --> 00:53:10,521
WAIT A MINUTE.
1273
00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:11,589
ANNIE! WAIT, STOP!
1274
00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:12,723
NO, TIM!
1275
00:53:12,757 --> 00:53:13,658
COME BACK!
KEEP RUNNING!
1276
00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:15,660
IT'S NOT THE HOODOO!
1277
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:16,827
[ROARS]
1278
00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:20,931
HEH. LOOK FAMILIAR?
1279
00:53:20,965 --> 00:53:22,533
IT'S ONE OF THE MASKS
FROM THE GENERAL STORE!
1280
00:53:24,302 --> 00:53:25,370
GEEZ.
1281
00:53:27,905 --> 00:53:30,275
HEY, SQUONK, BURBLE!
1282
00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:31,742
IT'S SAFE!
IT'S NOT THE HOODOO!
1283
00:53:31,776 --> 00:53:33,244
ZORP! THRINNG!
1284
00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:34,379
THEY'RE PROBABLY
A MILE AWAY BY NOW.
1285
00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:40,618
SO THE MONSTERS
WERE SCARED OF A DUMMY
1286
00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:41,852
THE WHOLE TIME.
1287
00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,989
I THINK IT'S, LIKE,
A SCARECROW...
1288
00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:46,991
YOU KNOW,
TO KEEP PEOPLE AWAY.
1289
00:53:47,024 --> 00:53:49,394
AWAY FROM WHAT?
1290
00:53:49,427 --> 00:53:50,495
I DON'T KNOW.
1291
00:53:54,665 --> 00:53:55,633
ANNIE...
1292
00:53:57,868 --> 00:53:59,370
WHAT'S THAT?
1293
00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:11,316
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
1294
00:54:11,349 --> 00:54:12,917
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?
1295
00:54:14,619 --> 00:54:16,020
IT LOOKS
LIKE A BAD-GUY LAIR.
1296
00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:17,522
BAD-GUY LAIR?
1297
00:54:22,427 --> 00:54:23,661
-WHAT'S IN HERE?
-TIM, DON'T!
1298
00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:27,732
IT LOOKS...
1299
00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:31,369
IT LOOKS LIKE KIBBLE.
1300
00:54:31,402 --> 00:54:32,737
KIBBLE?
1301
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:35,373
YEAH.
YOU KNOW, LIKE CAT FOOD.
1302
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:37,608
IT'S GOT A PICTURE
OF A TURKEY ON IT,
1303
00:54:37,642 --> 00:54:39,677
IN, LIKE, RUSSIAN
OR SOMETHING.
1304
00:54:39,710 --> 00:54:41,612
[CAR APPROACHES]
1305
00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:42,447
SOMEONE'S COMING!
COME ON.
1306
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,381
HIDE!
1307
00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:56,060
[LUDACRIS]: SHE TOLD ME
I LOOK A LITTLE LIKE DENZEL.
1308
00:54:56,093 --> 00:54:57,462
HEH, YOU KNOW...
1309
00:54:57,495 --> 00:54:59,063
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
1310
00:54:59,096 --> 00:55:01,466
OH, OH, I'M SORRY,
AM I ON?
1311
00:55:01,499 --> 00:55:03,468
I THOUGHT
SOMEBODY CALLED LUNCH.
1312
00:55:03,501 --> 00:55:04,635
OKAY, WELL,
HOLD ON A SECOND.
1313
00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:06,471
WHERE WERE WE?
WHERE WERE WE?
1314
00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:09,507
OH, RIGHT,
THE MYSTERIOUS CLEARING.
1315
00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:12,109
SO IT TURNS OUT THE HOODOO
1316
00:55:12,142 --> 00:55:13,978
THAT THE MONSTERS
WERE SO AFRAID OF
1317
00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:16,547
WAS JUST A DECOY ALL ALONG.
1318
00:55:16,581 --> 00:55:19,584
BUT IS THERE STILL
A REAL HOODOO OUT THERE?
1319
00:55:19,617 --> 00:55:21,452
AND WHAT HAVE TIM AND ANNIE
FOUND
1320
00:55:21,486 --> 00:55:23,888
IN THE MYSTERIOUS CLEARING?
1321
00:55:23,921 --> 00:55:26,924
MEANWHILE, A VEHICLE APPROACHES
FROM THE DISTANCE,
1322
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:29,594
AS THE NARRATOR HIDES BEHIND
A POISONOUS DINGLEBERRY BUSH...
1323
00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:31,996
POISONOUS DINGLEBERRY BUSHES?
1324
00:55:32,029 --> 00:55:33,664
[SQUEAKS]
1325
00:55:33,698 --> 00:55:34,965
PLEASE TELL ME
THESE ARE PROPS.
1326
00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,767
MM...
1327
00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:37,835
THRINNG?
1328
00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:41,038
[TURKEYS GOBBLE]
1329
00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:42,773
THIS UGLY ROASTER
IS 174.
1330
00:55:45,142 --> 00:55:48,446
PUFFLES MCUGLYKINS,
THAT'S NUMBER 175.
1331
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:49,980
I JUST CALL HIM UGLY
FOR SHORT.
1332
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,649
OH, HE'S UGLY,
ALL RIGHT!
1333
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:52,683
THAT'S ALL OF 'EM.
1334
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:56,454
MOVE 'EM OUT.
1335
00:55:58,523 --> 00:56:01,025
THOSE GUYS WORK
FOR FARMER SUMP!
1336
00:56:01,058 --> 00:56:02,359
I TOLD YOU
IT WAS A BAD GUY LAIR!
1337
00:56:08,766 --> 00:56:10,167
[TURKEYS CLUCK AND GOBBLE]
1338
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:11,636
[BUZZ]: SHUT UP,
YOU STUPID BIRDS.
1339
00:56:11,669 --> 00:56:13,471
WANT ME TO CLOSE
THE DOOR?
1340
00:56:13,504 --> 00:56:14,705
HOLD ON.
1341
00:56:14,739 --> 00:56:15,940
IT'S SMELLY.
1342
00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:18,476
NO, IT'S...
1343
00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:20,978
TOTALLY DUBIOUS,
IF YOU ASK ME.
1344
00:56:21,011 --> 00:56:22,112
YEAH?
1345
00:56:22,146 --> 00:56:23,748
175 BIRDS
1346
00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:26,116
COMIN' ALL THE WAY BACK
TO SUMP'S FARM?
1347
00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:29,053
THAT'S LIKE A STEER GETTING
HOMESICK FOR THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE.
1348
00:56:29,086 --> 00:56:30,588
[LAUGHING]
1349
00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:31,456
TOTALLY DUBIOUS.
1350
00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:34,525
WHAT'S DUBIOUS?
1351
00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:37,161
175 FUGITIVE BIRDS
COMING BACK TO SUMP'S FARM!
1352
00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:39,063
WELL, THAT IS DUBIOUS.
1353
00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:41,866
YOU HEARD
WHAT OLD MAN SUMP SAID.
1354
00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:43,534
WE DON'T KEEP THESE BIRDS
UNDER WRAPS,
1355
00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:45,102
IT'S GOING
TO BLOW THE WHOLE DEAL.
1356
00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:47,204
GOT TO HAND IT
TO OLD MAN SUMP,
1357
00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:48,939
HE'S ALWAYS GOT A PLAN
IN THE HOPPER.
1358
00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:50,074
YEAH.
1359
00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:50,941
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
1360
00:56:50,975 --> 00:56:52,209
WHAT?
1361
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:53,944
WE NEED A PIECE
OF THE ACTION.
1362
00:56:53,978 --> 00:56:55,145
I MEAN, HE'S GETTING
THIS EMMERSON PLACE
1363
00:56:55,179 --> 00:56:57,114
ON A DEBT THAT
AIN'T EVEN LEGIT,
1364
00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:58,182
AND WE'RE DOING
ALL THE DIRTY WORK.
1365
00:56:58,215 --> 00:56:59,817
[JUNIOR]:
SHYEAH...
1366
00:57:00,951 --> 00:57:02,820
TELL YOU WHAT...
1367
00:57:02,853 --> 00:57:04,489
WE COULD BLACKMAIL HIM.
1368
00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,024
YEAH...
1369
00:57:08,659 --> 00:57:12,497
BUT HE'D BE PROBABLY
BLACKMAIL US RIGHT BACK.
1370
00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:15,500
I MEAN, HE KNOWS
ALL ABOUT MY PRIVATE DISPENSARY
1371
00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:18,703
AND MY COPPER-FLIPPING
AND MY BOOTLEG DVDS.
1372
00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:20,871
YOU GOT A POINT THERE.
1373
00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:22,840
SUMP ALSO KNOWS ABOUT LARISSA
BEING MY FIRST COUSIN.
1374
00:57:22,873 --> 00:57:24,174
AND IF THAT
EVER GOT OUT,
1375
00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:26,944
LARISSA WOULD TOTALLY
BREAK UP WITH ME.
1376
00:57:26,977 --> 00:57:27,712
[PHONE MAKES BEEPING SOUND]
1377
00:57:28,946 --> 00:57:30,180
HEY!
1378
00:57:30,214 --> 00:57:31,682
WHAT DO WE DO?
1379
00:57:31,716 --> 00:57:33,618
GET HER!
1380
00:57:33,651 --> 00:57:35,019
STOP RIGHT THERE,
GIRLY-GIRL!
1381
00:57:35,052 --> 00:57:36,587
[ANNIE SCREAMS]
1382
00:57:36,621 --> 00:57:37,922
GET HER PHONE!
1383
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,857
STOP! STOP!
1384
00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:40,925
[YELLS]
1385
00:57:42,593 --> 00:57:44,228
OW!
1386
00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:46,531
HEY! PICK ON
SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!
1387
00:57:46,564 --> 00:57:48,098
THAT REALLY HURTS ON MY LEG!
PREVIOUS INJURY...
1388
00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:50,000
LET GO OF ME!
1389
00:57:50,034 --> 00:57:51,769
NO, THAT'S MY LIFE!
1390
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:54,071
[KIDS AND SCREAM]
1391
00:57:54,104 --> 00:57:55,573
STOP IT!
1392
00:57:55,606 --> 00:57:57,642
[YELLING]
1393
00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:01,011
[SOBBING] NO!
1394
00:58:01,045 --> 00:58:02,012
GEE WHIZ!
1395
00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:04,281
NO! NO!
1396
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:05,282
[SNICKERS]
1397
00:58:05,315 --> 00:58:06,951
[YELLING]
1398
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,285
[MUFFLED]
1399
00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,621
YEAH...
THEY'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE NOW.
1400
00:58:10,655 --> 00:58:12,289
[YELLING]
1401
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,124
LET'S GO TELL SUMP.
1402
00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:15,292
[KIDS YELL]
1403
00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,261
SOMEBODY, COME HERE!
PLEASE, HELP!
1404
00:58:25,069 --> 00:58:26,136
[CLUCKING]
1405
00:58:34,645 --> 00:58:35,613
[RON]: ANNIE?
1406
00:58:35,646 --> 00:58:36,280
[CLY]: TIMMY?
1407
00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:42,553
WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS
FOR HOURS, CLY.
1408
00:58:42,587 --> 00:58:44,321
I HAVEN'T SEEN A FOOTPRINT
SINCE THE SUN WENT DOWN,
1409
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:45,189
AND DO WE EVEN KNOW
WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY?
1410
00:58:45,222 --> 00:58:47,725
IT'S POSSIBLE
YOU'RE LOOKING TOO HARD.
1411
00:58:47,758 --> 00:58:50,060
JUST OPEN UP YOUR MIND
1412
00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:51,161
AND LET THE UNIVERSE
HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY.
1413
00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:52,329
AGAIN WITH THE UNIVERSE...
1414
00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:53,197
LISTEN, I'M TRYING
TO RESPECT YOUR BELIEFS.
1415
00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:54,264
THIS ISN'T A PHISH CONCERT.
1416
00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:55,766
MY SON AND DAUGHTER
ARE MISSING.
1417
00:58:57,968 --> 00:58:59,003
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1418
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,671
TURN YOUR FLASHLIGHT OFF.
1419
00:59:00,705 --> 00:59:01,906
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO,
SMOKE A PEACE PIPE?
1420
00:59:01,939 --> 00:59:03,207
I WANT TO TRY
SOMETHING.
1421
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,742
IT WON'T WORK WITHOUT
YOUR FLASHLIGHT OFF.
1422
00:59:04,775 --> 00:59:05,576
COME ON.
TURN IT OFF.
1423
00:59:09,614 --> 00:59:10,280
NED...
1424
00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:14,284
IT'S CLY AND...
1425
00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:17,287
AND RON.
1426
00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:19,824
OH, GOD, LOOK AT YOU!
1427
00:59:19,857 --> 00:59:21,659
YOU... COME ON!
1428
00:59:21,692 --> 00:59:23,594
-WORK WITH ME A LITTLE BIT.
-I AM.
1429
00:59:23,628 --> 00:59:24,762
WELL, YOU'RE JUST
STANDING THERE
1430
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:26,130
BEING SO NEGATIVE!
1431
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:27,297
TRY TO BE A LITTLE
BIT POSITIVE.
1432
00:59:27,331 --> 00:59:29,299
HONESTLY, CLY,
THIS IS A HUGE WASTE OF TIME.
1433
00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:30,835
AND YOU KNOW I DON'T BELIEVE
IN ANY OF THIS STUFF.
1434
00:59:30,868 --> 00:59:32,236
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BELIEVE IN IT.
1435
00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:34,104
JUST BELIEVE
IN THE POSSIBILITY OF IT.
1436
00:59:36,273 --> 00:59:37,908
NED...
1437
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:42,780
I MISS YOU.
I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
1438
00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:45,850
AND...
1439
00:59:45,883 --> 00:59:47,317
I KNOW YOU LOVED THIS FOREST,
1440
00:59:47,351 --> 00:59:50,220
SO I HOPE YOU'RE OUT THERE,
AND YOU CAN HEAR ME,
1441
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:51,822
AND, UH...
1442
00:59:51,856 --> 00:59:52,690
IF YOU CAN...
1443
00:59:54,825 --> 00:59:56,026
IT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT
1444
00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:58,696
IF YOU COULD HELP US
FIND TIMMY AND ANNIE.
1445
00:59:58,729 --> 00:59:59,864
REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
1446
01:00:02,199 --> 01:00:03,200
HOPE YOU LISTENED.
1447
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:20,918
THANK YOU, NED.
1448
01:00:22,052 --> 01:00:23,287
WHAT HAPPENED?
1449
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:25,289
WHAT'D I MISS?
1450
01:00:25,322 --> 01:00:26,924
THE MOON CAME OUT.
1451
01:00:29,193 --> 01:00:31,862
WELL, THAT'S NOT
EXACTLY A MIRACLE...
1452
01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:35,733
[CLY]: NO,
BUT THOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE.
1453
01:00:37,067 --> 01:00:38,335
COME ON, WE'RE
BACK ON TRACK.
1454
01:00:41,939 --> 01:00:44,008
HEY, THANKS, NED.
1455
01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:45,209
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
1456
01:00:45,242 --> 01:00:46,276
WELL, I MEAN,
I WON'T SEE YOU, BUT...
1457
01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:47,044
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
1458
01:00:53,751 --> 01:00:56,053
ANNIE...
1459
01:00:56,086 --> 01:00:57,087
I'M SCARED.
1460
01:00:58,823 --> 01:00:59,690
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
1461
01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:02,993
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1462
01:01:03,027 --> 01:01:05,963
I'M OLDER AND SMARTER,
AND I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
1463
01:01:09,399 --> 01:01:11,401
[TURKEY GOBBLES]
1464
01:01:17,775 --> 01:01:18,943
I'VE BEEN EATING
YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY.
1465
01:01:20,878 --> 01:01:22,079
WHAT?
1466
01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:25,349
UH, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED,
HERE AND THERE...
1467
01:01:25,382 --> 01:01:27,785
THE DARK CHOCOLATE,
SPECIFICALLY.
1468
01:01:29,186 --> 01:01:30,755
I DID.
I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
1469
01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:34,291
OH.
1470
01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:35,893
WELL, SORRY.
1471
01:01:35,926 --> 01:01:38,829
LOOK,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
1472
01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:39,830
WE'RE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE.
1473
01:01:39,864 --> 01:01:41,866
I MEAN, IT'S
PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT
1474
01:01:41,899 --> 01:01:43,100
FOR HOARDING IT
1475
01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:44,501
LIKE SOME KIND OF
DOOMSDAY SURVIVALIST.
1476
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,003
I MEAN, JUST
EAT IT ALREADY.
1477
01:01:49,006 --> 01:01:50,207
I...
1478
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,341
DROPPED YOUR CURLING IRON
IN THE TOILET.
1479
01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,017
WHAT WAS THE, UH...
1480
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,152
STATUS OF THE TOILET
1481
01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:03,153
WHEN YOU DROPPED IT?
1482
01:02:05,289 --> 01:02:06,123
LIGHTLY USED.
1483
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,729
I GAVE YOUR CROCS
TO GOOD WILL.
1484
01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:15,132
MY RED CROCS?
1485
01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:17,534
I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR.
1486
01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,069
NO ONE WEARS CROCS ANYMORE,
ESPECIALLY NOT EVERY DAY,
1487
01:02:19,103 --> 01:02:21,038
AND ESPECIALLY NOT BOYS.
1488
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:24,274
I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THOSE.
YOU KNEW I LOVED THEM!
1489
01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:25,943
WELL, YOU'LL FORGIVE ME
WHEN YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
1490
01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:27,177
I READ YOUR DIARY.
1491
01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:30,547
NO WAY.
1492
01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,917
I ESPECIALLY LIKED THE PART
WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT
1493
01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:35,185
HOW YOU DON'T HAVE A CRUSH
ON TYLER HEALEY,
1494
01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:37,988
BUT THEN YOU SPEND FOUR PAGES
DESCRIBING HIS HAIR.
1495
01:02:38,022 --> 01:02:39,356
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1496
01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:41,025
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST STOP
WITH THE CONFESSIONS.
1497
01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:42,226
I TOLD YOU
NOT TO START.
1498
01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:51,902
I'M A REAL BRAT SOMETIMES,
AREN'T I?
1499
01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:54,471
ONLY WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE.
1500
01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,077
I'M RUDE TO DAD.
1501
01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:01,778
I BARELY TALK TO MOM.
1502
01:03:03,881 --> 01:03:05,415
I MEAN,
I LOVE THEM BOTH, IT'S JUST...
1503
01:03:05,449 --> 01:03:06,450
I KNOW.
1504
01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:09,286
ME TOO.
1505
01:03:13,057 --> 01:03:14,191
THEY WERE SUPPOSED
TO STICK TOGETHER,
1506
01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:15,993
NO MATTER WHAT...
1507
01:03:16,026 --> 01:03:18,395
YOU KNOW,
AND MAKE IT WORK.
1508
01:03:18,428 --> 01:03:20,130
I MEAN, ISN'T THAT WHAT PARENTS
ARE FOR?
1509
01:03:20,164 --> 01:03:21,231
NO.
1510
01:03:26,336 --> 01:03:28,839
THAT'S WHAT BROTHERS
AND SISTERS ARE FOR.
1511
01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:41,986
[HOWLING IN DISTANCE]
1512
01:03:46,891 --> 01:03:49,326
[TURKEY GOBBLES]
1513
01:03:53,397 --> 01:03:54,598
[GOBBLING]
1514
01:04:00,104 --> 01:04:01,238
HOW'D YOU GET OUT?
1515
01:04:01,271 --> 01:04:02,206
ANNIE.
1516
01:04:03,373 --> 01:04:04,541
ANNIE?
1517
01:04:04,574 --> 01:04:07,011
ANNIE!
WAKE UP, A TURKEY GOT OUT.
1518
01:04:07,044 --> 01:04:08,478
[SHE COUGHS]
1519
01:04:10,614 --> 01:04:12,382
[COUGHS BREATHLESSLY]
1520
01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:14,184
I CAN'T BREATHE!
1521
01:04:14,218 --> 01:04:16,186
FEATHERS!
1522
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,454
COME ON,
JUST BREATHE, PLEASE.
1523
01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:18,989
JUST BREATHE.
GO AWAY!
1524
01:04:19,023 --> 01:04:20,357
[ANNIE]:
I CAN'T BREATHE...
1525
01:04:20,390 --> 01:04:22,526
DEEP BREATHS,
COME ON. IN, OUT.
1526
01:04:22,559 --> 01:04:24,061
[ANNIE COUGHS]
1527
01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:28,298
[TIM, BANGING ON WALL]
HELP! SOMEBODY!
1528
01:04:28,332 --> 01:04:30,935
[CLY]: TIM?
1529
01:04:30,968 --> 01:04:31,768
[RON]: ANNIE!
1530
01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:36,974
ANNIE!
1531
01:04:40,177 --> 01:04:41,145
HEY!
1532
01:04:41,178 --> 01:04:42,179
TIMMY!
1533
01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:44,214
CLY...
1534
01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:47,117
WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE
ALL NIGHT.
1535
01:04:47,151 --> 01:04:48,919
IT'S TIME TO BRING IN
THE BIG GUNS.
1536
01:04:48,953 --> 01:04:50,454
NO MORE CHANTING,
NO MORE TALKING TO GHOSTS.
1537
01:04:50,487 --> 01:04:52,322
WE NEED RANGERS.
WE NEED HELICOPTERS.
1538
01:04:52,356 --> 01:04:53,590
WE NEED DOGS!
1539
01:04:53,623 --> 01:04:55,159
[TIM]: HELP!
SOMEBODY, PLEASE! SOMEBODY!
1540
01:04:55,192 --> 01:04:56,260
DID YOU...?
1541
01:04:56,293 --> 01:04:57,661
YEAH, I HEARD IT, TOO.
1542
01:04:57,694 --> 01:04:59,463
TIMMY!
1543
01:05:01,966 --> 01:05:04,268
[TIM]: HELP! WE NEED HELP!
SOMEONE!
1544
01:05:04,301 --> 01:05:05,102
SOMEBODY, PLEASE HELP!
1545
01:05:05,135 --> 01:05:06,436
TIM!
1546
01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:08,705
WHAT'S THAT THING DOING
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?
1547
01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:11,141
[TIM]:
WE'RE IN HERE!
1548
01:05:11,175 --> 01:05:13,510
[CLY]: ANNIE!
1549
01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:15,079
WE'RE IN HERE!
COME ON!
1550
01:05:15,112 --> 01:05:17,047
ANNIE CAN'T BREATHE!
1551
01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:18,148
WHAT?
1552
01:05:18,182 --> 01:05:19,116
ANNIE CAN'T BREATHE!
1553
01:05:19,149 --> 01:05:20,184
HER ALLERGIES!
1554
01:05:20,217 --> 01:05:22,286
HURRY, DAD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
1555
01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:23,620
WHAT'S EVERYWHERE?
1556
01:05:23,653 --> 01:05:26,323
SUMP'S TURKEYS!
THEIR FEATHERS!
1557
01:05:26,356 --> 01:05:28,125
SUMP?
THAT CONNIVING SON OF A...
1558
01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:29,526
[RON]: CLY!
1559
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,328
LISTEN, TIMMY, STAND BACK!
1560
01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,496
I'M GOING TO GET YOU
OUT OF HERE!
1561
01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:33,930
COME ON, ANNIE.
1562
01:05:35,732 --> 01:05:37,401
CAREFUL, RONNIE!
1563
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:38,668
CLY, I GOT THIS.
STAND BACK!
1564
01:05:41,038 --> 01:05:41,705
[CRASH]
1565
01:05:44,241 --> 01:05:45,509
[CRASH]
1566
01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:49,046
RONNIE, IT'S A STEEL
ROLL-UP DOOR!
1567
01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:50,480
YOU'RE GOING
TO DISLOCATE YOUR SHOULDER!
1568
01:05:50,514 --> 01:05:53,350
LISTEN, I'VE SEEN LIAM NEESON
DO THIS A HUNDRED TIMES.
1569
01:05:53,383 --> 01:05:54,484
THAT GUY'S OLD ENOUGH
TO BE MY GRANDFATHER.
1570
01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:55,485
I CAN DO THIS.
1571
01:05:55,519 --> 01:05:56,320
TIM, YOU GET BACK!
1572
01:05:58,788 --> 01:05:59,589
[TURKEYS GOBBLE]
1573
01:06:03,593 --> 01:06:04,528
[GRUNTS]
1574
01:06:08,198 --> 01:06:09,766
-WHAT IN THE...?
-RONNIE...
1575
01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:12,602
WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE
MUST NEVER LEAVE THIS FOREST.
1576
01:06:12,636 --> 01:06:13,970
YOU UNDERSTAND?
1577
01:06:18,042 --> 01:06:18,675
[HUMS, BLASTS STATIC]
1578
01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:22,379
[PLAYS A NOTE]
1579
01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:23,747
[MONSTERS CALL BACK]
1580
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:28,152
[PLAYS DEEP NOTES]
1581
01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:32,189
DON'T WORRY,
DAD'S HERE.
1582
01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:33,557
HE'S GOING
TO GET US OUT.
1583
01:06:33,590 --> 01:06:35,525
DON'T WORRY.
JUST KEEP BREATHING.
1584
01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:37,327
ZORP, ZORP...
1585
01:06:42,432 --> 01:06:44,101
[PLAYS OTHER MONSTER NOISES]
1586
01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:48,505
[SQUEAKS]
1587
01:06:48,538 --> 01:06:49,506
SQUONK,
THANKS FOR COMING.
1588
01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:55,079
OH, BURBLE.
THANK GOD, YOU MADE IT.
1589
01:06:57,247 --> 01:06:58,348
[GRUNTS]
1590
01:06:58,382 --> 01:06:59,483
ZORP!
1591
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:01,451
I KNEW
I COULD COUNT ON YOU.
1592
01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:03,120
[TRILLING SOUND]
1593
01:07:03,153 --> 01:07:04,154
THRINNG!
1594
01:07:06,456 --> 01:07:10,327
WHAT THE FFFFUUUZZZY...
ANIMALS?
1595
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,129
THERE ARE TWO KIDS
TRAPPED IN THAT SHED OVER THERE,
1596
01:07:12,162 --> 01:07:14,098
AND WE NEED YOUR HELP.
1597
01:07:14,131 --> 01:07:15,599
WE'VE GOT TO GET THEM OUT.
1598
01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:18,135
I NEED YOU TO EAT ROCKS
LIKE YOU'VE NEVER EATEN BEFORE,
1599
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:19,569
OKAY?
1600
01:07:19,603 --> 01:07:22,139
ALL RIGHT.
GO TO IT! GO!
1601
01:07:22,172 --> 01:07:22,772
[MONSTERS MAKE NOISES]
1602
01:07:24,474 --> 01:07:26,076
THAT MEANS YOU, TOO, THRINNG.
1603
01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:27,211
GO, GO, GO!
1604
01:07:27,244 --> 01:07:28,445
SQUONK! SQUONK!
1605
01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:35,085
[MUNCHING SOUNDS]
1606
01:07:41,758 --> 01:07:42,826
[CLY]: WHAT'RE YOU STARING AT?
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP.
1607
01:07:42,859 --> 01:07:45,195
PRY AWAY THE ROCKS.
COME ON.
1608
01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:46,296
[MONSTERS MUNCH AND CRUNCH]
1609
01:07:49,433 --> 01:07:51,135
HEY, TIMMY,
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
1610
01:07:51,168 --> 01:07:52,469
DAD, HURRY!
1611
01:07:52,502 --> 01:07:53,603
WE'RE COMING THROUGH!
1612
01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:55,439
[TIM]: HURRY, DAD!
COME ON, PLEASE!
1613
01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:56,540
COME ON, GUYS.
1614
01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:57,841
COME ON, HURRY.
1615
01:07:57,874 --> 01:07:59,409
HANG IN THERE, KIDDO!
1616
01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:00,710
WE'RE COMING, GUYS!
1617
01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:01,845
[TIM]: HURRY!
1618
01:08:01,878 --> 01:08:02,712
[MONSTERS SNARF AND MUNCH]
1619
01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:06,116
HEY, BOSS?
1620
01:08:06,150 --> 01:08:08,252
UH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO
WITH THEM TWO KIDS
1621
01:08:08,285 --> 01:08:09,653
LOCKED UP IN THE FACILI... UH...
1622
01:08:09,686 --> 01:08:10,854
UM, THE...
1623
01:08:10,887 --> 01:08:11,855
[JUNIOR]:
FACULTY.
1624
01:08:11,888 --> 01:08:13,290
SECRET PLACE?
1625
01:08:13,323 --> 01:08:16,226
DON'T WORRY,
I GOT THAT ALL FIGURED OUT.
1626
01:08:16,260 --> 01:08:17,861
REMEMBER THAT TIME
WHEN JUNIOR HERE
1627
01:08:17,894 --> 01:08:19,896
SAT DOWN ON THE WRONG END
OF HIS CATTLE PROD
1628
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,665
AND FORGOT HIS OWN NAME
FOR A WEEK?
1629
01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:22,566
[LAUGHING]
1630
01:08:25,902 --> 01:08:26,736
WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED?
1631
01:08:30,474 --> 01:08:32,642
THOSE AREN'T THE PRODS
WE USE FOR REGULAR PRODDIN'.
1632
01:08:32,676 --> 01:08:34,844
NO, THEY AIN'T.
1633
01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:37,381
THESE ARE
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH,
1634
01:08:37,414 --> 01:08:39,449
HALF A MILLION
VOLTS EACH.
1635
01:08:39,483 --> 01:08:41,218
YOU CAN COOK AN EGG
WITH 'EM!
1636
01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:43,453
WHOO!
1637
01:08:43,487 --> 01:08:47,191
ONE ZAP, AND THEY'LL WAKE UP
THINKING IT'S LAST MAY.
1638
01:08:47,224 --> 01:08:49,459
HELL, GIVE 'EM A FEW ZAPS
FOR GOOD MEASURE.
1639
01:08:49,493 --> 01:08:50,894
[LAUGHS]
1640
01:08:50,927 --> 01:08:52,196
YOU REALLY WOULD THINK
I WOULD REMEMBER THAT!
1641
01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:53,363
[LAUGHS]
1642
01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:56,766
YOU SEE HIS FACE?
1643
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,236
WHA... WHAT?
WHAT?
1644
01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:00,204
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
1645
01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:00,870
[MUNCHING]
1646
01:09:03,673 --> 01:09:04,741
COME ON, GUYS!
1647
01:09:09,413 --> 01:09:11,281
BURBLE, DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE FULL ALREADY!
1648
01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:12,282
COME ON.
1649
01:09:12,316 --> 01:09:14,184
BURBLE.
1650
01:09:14,218 --> 01:09:15,385
OH, YEAH, YEAH,
I'VE HEARD IT ALL.
1651
01:09:15,419 --> 01:09:17,721
COME ON.
GET BACK IN THERE.
1652
01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:18,888
IT'S THANKSGIVING!
1653
01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:19,823
GOT TO EAT 'TIL YOU POP.
1654
01:09:19,856 --> 01:09:20,790
COME ON!
1655
01:09:22,259 --> 01:09:23,360
[SIGHS]
1656
01:09:23,393 --> 01:09:24,494
COME ON,
WE NEED YOUR HELP.
1657
01:09:24,528 --> 01:09:25,362
[LOUD MUNCHING]
1658
01:09:27,364 --> 01:09:28,698
[TIM]: GUYS, HURRY!
1659
01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:29,733
I'M SCARED!
1660
01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:30,734
PLEASE HURRY, DAD!
1661
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:34,704
YES, YES,
PLEASE HURRY...
1662
01:09:34,738 --> 01:09:35,705
TIM?
1663
01:09:35,739 --> 01:09:37,374
TIM!
1664
01:09:37,407 --> 01:09:38,775
CAN YOU GET OUT HERE?
1665
01:09:38,808 --> 01:09:40,310
COME ON.
1666
01:09:40,344 --> 01:09:41,511
GIVE ME YOUR HAND!
1667
01:09:41,545 --> 01:09:42,679
COME ON, BUD.
I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU.
1668
01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:43,680
GET ANNIE!
1669
01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:44,914
YOU OKAY?
1670
01:09:44,948 --> 01:09:45,749
THERE YOU GO.
HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.
1671
01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:46,883
[ANNIE COUGHS, PANTS]
1672
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:48,985
OKAY, COME ON.
1673
01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:49,953
THERE YOU GO, COME ON.
I GOT YOU.
1674
01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:55,259
OKAY, I GOT YOU NOW.
1675
01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:56,460
HEY, TIMMY,
GRAB ME THAT CHAIR, WOULD YOU?
1676
01:09:56,493 --> 01:09:57,561
ALL RIGHT.
1677
01:09:57,594 --> 01:09:59,263
SHH. IT'S OKAY,
SWEETHEART.
1678
01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:00,930
IT'S OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
1679
01:10:00,964 --> 01:10:02,632
OKAY,
THERE WE GO.
1680
01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:03,833
WHERE'S MY BANANA, HUH?
1681
01:10:03,867 --> 01:10:05,369
[COUGHS]
1682
01:10:05,402 --> 01:10:06,603
NO, I HATE THAT NAME.
1683
01:10:06,636 --> 01:10:07,771
AW, THERE SHE IS.
THERE SHE IS.
1684
01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:08,672
HEY, BUDDY.
1685
01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:11,541
YOU SAVED US!
1686
01:10:11,575 --> 01:10:12,542
YOU TOTALLY SAVED US.
1687
01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:13,743
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
1688
01:10:13,777 --> 01:10:14,978
YOU THINK
I'D LEAVE YOU OUT HERE?
1689
01:10:15,011 --> 01:10:17,314
I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU GUYS.
I'D DIE FOR YOU.
1690
01:10:17,347 --> 01:10:19,349
I'D MOVE MOUNTAINS.
1691
01:10:19,383 --> 01:10:20,784
OH, RIGHT...
1692
01:10:20,817 --> 01:10:22,752
I ALSO HAD A LITTLE HELP
FROM AUNT CLY...
1693
01:10:22,786 --> 01:10:23,787
AND, UH...
1694
01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:27,424
THESE FOUR...
1695
01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:28,925
MONSTERS, RON.
1696
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,894
MAGICAL MONSTERS.
1697
01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:31,995
[RON]: YEAH. YEAH.
1698
01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:34,364
OKAY, UM...
1699
01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:36,400
IT'S JUST THAT
I'VE ALWAYS SUBSCRIBED
1700
01:10:36,433 --> 01:10:39,869
TO THE POPULAR THEORY
THAT MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST.
1701
01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:41,705
YEAH, WELL,
1702
01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:43,573
MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO TAKE TIME
TO GET TO KNOW A FEW MONSTERS.
1703
01:10:43,607 --> 01:10:44,741
SO, THIS IS SQUONK...
1704
01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:45,909
SQUONK!
1705
01:10:45,942 --> 01:10:46,910
BURBLE...
1706
01:10:46,943 --> 01:10:47,944
BURBLE.
1707
01:10:47,977 --> 01:10:49,346
-ZORP...
-ZORP.
1708
01:10:49,379 --> 01:10:50,347
AND THRINNG.
1709
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:51,348
THRINNG!
1710
01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:53,617
WELL, IT'S...
1711
01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:54,718
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
1712
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,787
THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY KIDS.
1713
01:10:57,821 --> 01:10:58,522
[MONSTERS MAKE CONTENTED SOUNDS]
1714
01:11:00,924 --> 01:11:01,825
BOY, THEY REALLY DO TOE
THE LINE
1715
01:11:01,858 --> 01:11:03,393
BETWEEN FUGLY AND ADORABLE, HUH?
1716
01:11:03,427 --> 01:11:05,061
HEY, RON, WATCH IT!
1717
01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:07,831
THESE ARE PRACTICALLY
MY KIDS.
1718
01:11:07,864 --> 01:11:09,666
I'M SORRY ABOUT HIM.
1719
01:11:09,699 --> 01:11:11,301
YEAH, HE'S JUST BEEN
REALLY STRESSED
1720
01:11:11,335 --> 01:11:12,636
BECAUSE OF THE...
UNCOUPLING.
1721
01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:14,771
DIVORCE.
1722
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,642
WAIT, SO...
1723
01:11:18,675 --> 01:11:20,009
AUNT CLY,
1724
01:11:20,043 --> 01:11:21,878
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN
ABOUT THESE GUYS?
1725
01:11:21,911 --> 01:11:24,581
SINCE LONG BEFORE
YOU WERE BORN.
1726
01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:25,749
[ANNIE]:
I'M STILL CONFUSED.
1727
01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:27,551
I MEAN,
WHAT ABOUT THE HOODOO?
1728
01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:29,419
DOES IT EVEN ACTUALLY EXIST?
1729
01:11:29,453 --> 01:11:31,921
[MONSTERS TRILL AND GRUNT]
1730
01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:34,624
YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION.
1731
01:11:34,658 --> 01:11:35,459
[TRUCK APPROACHES]
1732
01:11:39,062 --> 01:11:40,797
THAT'S THEM!
1733
01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:41,765
THOSE ARE THE GUYS THAT TOOK US
AND LOCKED US IN THERE.
1734
01:11:41,798 --> 01:11:43,567
YEAH, LOOKS LIKE
THOSE KIDS.
1735
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:44,801
THEY'RE LOOSE!
1736
01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:45,735
GET OUT OF HERE!
1737
01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:46,670
COME ON.
1738
01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:50,006
[MONSTERS MAKE SOUNDS]
1739
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:52,041
NO, NO, NO!
DON'T FOLLOW ME. RUN! HIDE!
1740
01:11:52,075 --> 01:11:53,076
BURBLE?
1741
01:11:53,109 --> 01:11:54,711
HURRY! RUN!
1742
01:11:54,744 --> 01:11:55,545
[MONSTERS SQUAWK AND SQUEAK]
1743
01:11:57,514 --> 01:11:58,715
[BUZZ]:
AND THAT EMMERSON LADY...
1744
01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:01,351
MAN, SHE'S LIKE...
1745
01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,387
LIKE THAT ONE BOOGER
THAT YOU JUST CAN'T FLICK OFF.
1746
01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:05,088
NOW SHE'S GONNA
BE ROADKILL!
1747
01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:15,665
[SQUAWKS, THEN YELPS]
1748
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,402
I'LL CUT 'EM OFF
AT THE BEND.
1749
01:12:18,435 --> 01:12:19,903
[LAUGHS]
1750
01:12:21,538 --> 01:12:23,507
ZORP. ZORP!
ZORP?
1751
01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,542
[WHIMPERS]
1752
01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:31,581
[GRUMBLES AND CHATTERS]
1753
01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:35,519
[ROAR IN UNISON]
1754
01:12:36,786 --> 01:12:38,154
ALL RIGHT,
GET A MOVE ON, GUYS.
1755
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,022
THEY'RE COMING
1756
01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:51,701
YEE-HAW!
1757
01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:53,069
KEEP RUNNING!
1758
01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:54,604
DON'T LOOK BACK.
1759
01:12:54,638 --> 01:12:56,573
COME ON.
1760
01:12:56,606 --> 01:12:58,475
[BUZZ]:
GO, LITTLE RABBITS!
1761
01:12:58,508 --> 01:12:59,409
GOTTA HIT IT.
HIT IT!
1762
01:12:59,443 --> 01:13:00,410
BETTER RUN!
1763
01:13:00,444 --> 01:13:02,011
YOU BETTER RUN!
1764
01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:03,713
-RON! RON.
-WHAT?
1765
01:13:03,747 --> 01:13:04,648
GIVE ME MY THERMOS.
1766
01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:06,750
HERE.
1767
01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:09,385
[JUNIOR]: GUN IT!
GUN IT! YEAH, YEAH.
1768
01:13:11,555 --> 01:13:13,790
[SCREAMING]
1769
01:13:13,823 --> 01:13:14,958
[HIGH-PITCHED YELPS]
1770
01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:17,594
TOLD YOU IT HAD
A SERIOUS KICK.
1771
01:13:17,627 --> 01:13:18,928
HUH.
1772
01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:20,063
[BUZZ]: YOU'LL PAY
FOR THAT WINDSHIELD!
1773
01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:22,499
COME ON!
1774
01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:26,770
WANNA PLAY?
1775
01:13:26,803 --> 01:13:27,904
OH, IT'S ON NOW.
1776
01:13:27,937 --> 01:13:30,039
YEE-HAW!
1777
01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:31,941
COME ON!
1778
01:13:31,975 --> 01:13:34,143
YOU WANNA PLAY?
1779
01:13:34,177 --> 01:13:35,044
COME ON!
1780
01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:38,482
[LAUGHING]
1781
01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:43,853
WHOO!
ROADKILL!
1782
01:13:45,589 --> 01:13:46,856
WHERE DO WE GO NOW?
1783
01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:47,791
YEE-HAW!
1784
01:13:51,194 --> 01:13:52,662
YOU STAY BACK, KIDS.
1785
01:13:52,696 --> 01:13:53,763
I'M NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING
HAPPEN TO YOU.
1786
01:13:58,167 --> 01:14:00,203
WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
1787
01:14:00,236 --> 01:14:01,938
LOOKS LIKE OUR BIRDS
DONE FLEW THE COOP!
1788
01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:03,773
YEAH!
1789
01:14:03,807 --> 01:14:06,042
TIME TO ROAST THESE BIRDS
FOR THANKSGIVING!
1790
01:14:06,075 --> 01:14:07,711
HEY, YOU GOT A PROBLEM,
YOU SETTLE IT WITH ME.
1791
01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:08,712
YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF IT.
1792
01:14:08,745 --> 01:14:11,214
I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T DO THAT.
1793
01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:14,818
YOU'RE ALL GOING DOWN
FOR A NICE LONG NAP.
1794
01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:19,055
SAY GOODNIGHT,
BUNCHA HIGHHATS.
1795
01:14:26,262 --> 01:14:27,631
TIME TO GO TO SLEEP.
1796
01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:29,733
FZZT!
1797
01:14:29,766 --> 01:14:31,000
[CHUCKLES]
1798
01:14:31,034 --> 01:14:32,936
[STRANGE GROWLING SOUND]
1799
01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:36,906
-BUZZ?
-[GROWLING]
1800
01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:38,508
BUZZ?
1801
01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:39,876
[LOUD ROARING]
1802
01:14:39,909 --> 01:14:40,944
BUZZ!
1803
01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:42,278
[ROARING]
1804
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:43,613
G-G-GET IT!
1805
01:14:43,647 --> 01:14:44,648
YOU GET IT!
1806
01:14:44,681 --> 01:14:45,882
Y-Y-Y-YOU GET IT!
1807
01:14:45,915 --> 01:14:47,717
YOU'RE THE ONE
WITH THE BIGGER PROD!
1808
01:14:47,751 --> 01:14:49,018
DO SOMETHING!
1809
01:14:49,052 --> 01:14:50,520
[BOTH YELLING]
1810
01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:56,893
[GRUNTS]
1811
01:14:56,926 --> 01:14:58,662
BURBLE.
1812
01:14:58,695 --> 01:14:59,596
ZORP! ZORP!
1813
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:03,900
THRINNG, THRINNG!
1814
01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:06,736
[LAUGHS IN RELIEF]
1815
01:15:08,738 --> 01:15:10,607
HEY!
1816
01:15:11,808 --> 01:15:12,876
HI!
1817
01:15:12,909 --> 01:15:14,143
WE, UH...
1818
01:15:14,177 --> 01:15:15,612
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO BE VERY SELECTIVE
1819
01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:17,747
ABOUT WHAT WE TELL YOUR MOTHER
WHEN WE GET HOME.
1820
01:15:17,781 --> 01:15:19,783
SO YOU GUYS
WERE THE HOODOO ALL ALONG?
1821
01:15:21,184 --> 01:15:22,619
YEAH, THERE'S A LESSON
IN THERE SOMEWHERE
1822
01:15:22,652 --> 01:15:23,987
AROUND STICKING TOGETHER.
1823
01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,689
GOOD WORK, YOU GUYS.
1824
01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:29,325
THIS IS, BY FAR,
THE COOLEST VACATION EVER.
1825
01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:30,860
[MONSTERS COO AND PANT,
OTHERS CHATTER]
1826
01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:34,564
[PURRING, HONKING]
1827
01:15:34,598 --> 01:15:36,299
WAIT, AUNT CLY!
1828
01:15:36,332 --> 01:15:37,233
YOUR FARM!
WHAT TIME IS IT?
1829
01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:40,870
IT'S QUARTER TO NOON.
WE HAVE 15 MINUTES!
1830
01:15:40,904 --> 01:15:42,572
THE TRUCK!
1831
01:15:42,606 --> 01:15:43,940
-BURBLE...
-LET'S GO! GET A MOVE ON.
1832
01:15:46,309 --> 01:15:47,276
WE GOT KEYS?
1833
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:48,177
WHO NEEDS KEYS?
1834
01:15:52,148 --> 01:15:53,182
[ENGINE SPUTTERS TO LIFE]
1835
01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:54,250
THERE!
1836
01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:57,854
[PEELS OUT]
1837
01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:02,258
WELL, HOW DO YOU
LIKE THAT?
1838
01:16:02,291 --> 01:16:04,193
WHAT AN AMAZING
TURN OF EVENTS!
1839
01:16:04,227 --> 01:16:05,695
TURNS OUT
THE MUSICAL MONSTERS
1840
01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:07,931
TEAM UP TO FORM
THE HOWLING HOODOO.
1841
01:16:07,964 --> 01:16:08,798
I MEAN, WHO COULD'VE SEEN
THAT ONE COMING?
1842
01:16:08,832 --> 01:16:09,999
BURBLE BURBLE.
1843
01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:10,934
YOU KNOW,
THAT'S A GREAT POINT, BURBLE.
1844
01:16:12,836 --> 01:16:14,037
AND HOW ABOUT LITTLE TIM
AND ANNIE EMMERSON,
1845
01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:16,005
STILL ALIVE
GOING INTO THE HOME STRETCH?
1846
01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:17,907
YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT GONNA LIE...
1847
01:16:17,941 --> 01:16:19,676
I HAD 20 BUCKS
ON THE EVIL FARMHANDS.
1848
01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:21,811
BURBLE.
1849
01:16:21,845 --> 01:16:22,679
I ONLY HAVE
FIVE DOLLARS.
1850
01:16:22,712 --> 01:16:23,780
BURBLE!
1851
01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:25,682
FINE! FINE.
1852
01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:27,016
YOU GUYS KEEP WATCHING
1853
01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:28,084
WHILE WE SORT OUT
THIS PERSONAL MATTER.
1854
01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:29,318
-BURBLE.
-BURBLE!
1855
01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:30,754
-BURBLE!
-BURBLE BURBLE!
1856
01:16:30,787 --> 01:16:31,721
BURBLE!
1857
01:16:31,755 --> 01:16:32,889
CLY?
1858
01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:34,123
[SIGHS]
1859
01:16:38,728 --> 01:16:39,829
[SUMP]: ALL RIGHT,
SHERIFF...
1860
01:16:39,863 --> 01:16:41,631
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
1861
01:16:41,665 --> 01:16:43,066
WHERE'S THAT WOMAN?
1862
01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:44,734
WHERE'S THAT VIXEN AT?
1863
01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:46,069
SHE'S NOT ANSWERING.
1864
01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:48,337
HELL, I DON'T CARE
IF SHE'S HERE OR NOT!
1865
01:16:48,371 --> 01:16:52,175
MY WATCH SAYS 12:01,
AND SHE'S IN MY DEBT.
1866
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:55,879
THIS IS BETWIXT
ME AND YOU NOW, SHERIFF.
1867
01:16:57,714 --> 01:17:00,249
IT'S A STANDARD DEED
OF TRANSFER, SHERIFF,
1868
01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:03,052
IN ACCORDANCE
WITH THE TOWNSHIP BYLAWS.
1869
01:17:03,086 --> 01:17:04,821
GO AHEAD
AND SIGN AT THE BOTTOM.
1870
01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:21,070
[TRUCK HORN HONKS AND BLARES]
1871
01:17:30,947 --> 01:17:33,182
WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES?
1872
01:17:33,216 --> 01:17:34,417
THAT'S MY TRUCK!
1873
01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:37,453
LET'S GO!
COME ON, LET'S GO, TIMBO!
1874
01:17:37,486 --> 01:17:39,723
[CLY]: HEY! STOP!
DON'T SIGN ANYTHING!
1875
01:17:40,957 --> 01:17:42,191
SHERIFF,
ARREST THAT MAN!
1876
01:17:42,225 --> 01:17:43,727
ON WHAT GROUNDS?
1877
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,194
HE KIDNAPPED MY KIDS.
1878
01:17:45,228 --> 01:17:47,296
I'M PRESSING CHARGES.
1879
01:17:47,330 --> 01:17:48,898
ON TOP OF THAT,
THIS GUY'S A COMPLETE FRAUD!
1880
01:17:48,932 --> 01:17:51,267
NOW, HOLD ON,
WHO'S KIDNAPPING WHO?
1881
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:52,168
[TIM]:
SUMP'S FARMHANDS...
1882
01:17:52,201 --> 01:17:53,703
KIDNAPPED US!
1883
01:17:53,737 --> 01:17:54,838
THEY LOCKED US UP
AND LEFT US TO DIE!
1884
01:17:56,139 --> 01:17:58,141
SUMP, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
1885
01:17:58,174 --> 01:17:59,208
SHERIFF,
HOW MUCH'A THIS BULLCORN
1886
01:17:59,242 --> 01:18:02,478
ARE YOU GONNA STAND FOR?
1887
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:05,348
THIS MUSHROOM-GROWING,
DOWNWARD-DOGGING DEVILWOMAN
1888
01:18:05,381 --> 01:18:08,184
RAN OFF MY TURKEYS.
1889
01:18:08,217 --> 01:18:12,722
AND NOW SHE'S GOT HER KIN
PEDDLIN' SOME HAREBRAINED STORY
1890
01:18:12,756 --> 01:18:14,323
STARRIN' THE DAMNED
HOWLIN' HOODOO!
1891
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,125
YES...
1892
01:18:16,159 --> 01:18:18,194
GOOD LUCK MAKING
THAT STICK IN COURT.
1893
01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:19,829
THE TURKEYS AREN'T GONE!
THEY CAME BACK!
1894
01:18:19,863 --> 01:18:21,898
[ANNIE]: YEAH.
1895
01:18:21,931 --> 01:18:22,999
SO AUNT CLY DOESN'T OWE
THIS JERK ANYTHING!
1896
01:18:25,168 --> 01:18:26,102
IS THIS TRUE, SUMP?
1897
01:18:26,135 --> 01:18:28,337
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1898
01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:31,074
NOW, WHY IN THE HECK
WOULD 175 TURKEYS
1899
01:18:31,107 --> 01:18:32,441
COME BACK TO CAPTIVITY
1900
01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:34,077
AFTER THEY'VE BEEN SET LOOSE?
1901
01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:36,746
BECAUSE THEY'RE HOOKED
ON THIS STUFF.
1902
01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:38,414
SORRY TO SAY
I TOLD YOU SO, SHERIFF,
1903
01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:39,448
BUT HERE'S THE PROOF.
1904
01:18:41,317 --> 01:18:43,953
SUMP'S BEEN PUMPING HIS TURKEYS
FULL OF ILLEGAL HORMONES.
1905
01:18:43,987 --> 01:18:46,055
THAT'S WHY
THEY CAME BACK...
1906
01:18:46,089 --> 01:18:48,191
'CAUSE THEY'RE USED TO
A STEADY DIET OF CHEMICALS.
1907
01:18:48,224 --> 01:18:51,027
HE'S GOT TONS OF THAT STUFF
STASHED IN THE FOREST,
1908
01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:52,428
WHERE THE FARM INSPECTORS
CAN'T FIND IT.
1909
01:18:52,461 --> 01:18:54,530
THIS IS NOTHING
1910
01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:55,799
BUT FALLACIOUS,
OUTRAGEOUS SLANDER,
1911
01:18:55,832 --> 01:18:58,034
PLAIN AND SIMPLE.
1912
01:18:58,067 --> 01:18:59,502
DON'T SAY
A WORD, ELDRIDGE.
1913
01:18:59,535 --> 01:19:01,470
WELL, THAT'S ONE THING
1914
01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:02,972
YOUR LAWYER AND I
CAN AGREE UPON.
1915
01:19:03,006 --> 01:19:05,341
ELDRIDGE SUMP...
1916
01:19:05,374 --> 01:19:06,409
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.
1917
01:19:06,442 --> 01:19:07,410
NOW, SHERIFF...
1918
01:19:07,443 --> 01:19:08,978
JUST... A MINUTE.
1919
01:19:09,012 --> 01:19:10,346
JUST A MINUTE.
1920
01:19:12,315 --> 01:19:13,216
HEY!
1921
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,284
HAH!
1922
01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:19,122
GONNA CHASE HIM, SHERIFF?
1923
01:19:19,155 --> 01:19:20,990
WELL, HE'S WEARING
ORTHOPEDIC SHOES.
1924
01:19:21,024 --> 01:19:22,225
HOW FAR CAN HE GET?
1925
01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,093
[GROWLING]
1926
01:19:24,127 --> 01:19:25,228
WHAT?
1927
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:26,195
WHAT THE...?
1928
01:19:26,229 --> 01:19:27,931
[ROARS]
1929
01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:28,998
[YELLING, ROARING]
1930
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:32,368
AAGH!
1931
01:19:34,203 --> 01:19:35,438
HELP, GET IT OFF OF ME!
1932
01:19:35,471 --> 01:19:37,874
GET IT OFF ME!
1933
01:19:37,907 --> 01:19:39,342
OW! OW! OW!
1934
01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:45,348
[SCREAMING GOES QUIET]
1935
01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:50,319
SHERIFF! SHERIFF...
1936
01:19:50,353 --> 01:19:51,254
TAKE ME TO JAIL!
1937
01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:53,089
I'LL GO!
1938
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,590
I'LL GO, I'LL GO...
1939
01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:55,925
JUST--
JUST GET ME OUTTA HERE.
1940
01:20:04,934 --> 01:20:06,335
AND YOU WOULD HAVE GOT
AWAY WITH IT, TOO...
1941
01:20:06,369 --> 01:20:08,404
IF IT WEREN'T
FOR US MEDDLING KIDS!
1942
01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:12,842
SHERIFF?
1943
01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:17,280
I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.
1944
01:20:20,216 --> 01:20:21,985
ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP, CLY.
1945
01:20:22,018 --> 01:20:23,186
LET ME KNOW
1946
01:20:23,219 --> 01:20:24,587
IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN DO TO YOU.
1947
01:20:24,620 --> 01:20:26,255
FOR YOU!
1948
01:20:26,289 --> 01:20:27,156
DO FOR YOU...
1949
01:20:32,628 --> 01:20:34,397
YOU FOLKS HAVE
A LOVELY THANKSGIVING.
1950
01:20:36,232 --> 01:20:38,467
ELDRIDGE!
1951
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,169
I'LL GET YOU OUT,
ELDRIDGE!
1952
01:20:41,537 --> 01:20:42,405
[RON]: YOU WERE RIGHT.
1953
01:20:42,438 --> 01:20:43,506
I KNOW!
1954
01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:44,307
THEY DO LIKE EACH OTHER.
1955
01:20:46,075 --> 01:20:47,576
AUNT CLY,
I HAVE A QUESTION.
1956
01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:49,345
MM?
1957
01:20:49,378 --> 01:20:51,247
WHERE DO YOU THINK
THE MONSTERS WENT?
1958
01:20:52,648 --> 01:20:53,849
OH, I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
1959
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:03,927
[MUNCHING SOUNDS]
1960
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:04,627
[CLY]: THEY ALWAYS LIKE
A LITTLE SWEET GRAVEL
1961
01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:06,162
AT THE END OF A BUSY DAY.
1962
01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,596
WANT TO FEED THEM?
1963
01:21:07,630 --> 01:21:10,499
HMM? NO.
I'M... GOOD.
1964
01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:13,336
SO UNCLE NED
MADE FRIENDS WITH THESE GUYS
1965
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:15,438
ALL THOSE YEARS AGO?
1966
01:21:15,471 --> 01:21:17,140
YEAH, UM...
1967
01:21:17,173 --> 01:21:19,308
AND THEN HE INTRODUCED
THEM TO ME,
1968
01:21:19,342 --> 01:21:21,177
AND THEN WE BECAME FAMILY.
1969
01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:25,314
YOU KEPT THEM A SECRET
THIS WHOLE TIME?
1970
01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:26,182
YOU COULD'VE BEEN FAMOUS!
1971
01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:28,117
ZORP.
1972
01:21:28,151 --> 01:21:30,186
[CLY]: WELL, THE THING IS,
TIMMY...
1973
01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:32,355
YOUR UNCLE NED AND I...
1974
01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:34,123
WE WERE ALWAYS CONTENT
TO BELIEVE IN MAGIC.
1975
01:21:35,658 --> 01:21:37,126
I LIKE TO THINK
THESE LITTLE CREATURES
1976
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:40,529
ARE THE BEAUTIFUL OFFSPRING
OF AN ENCHANTED FOREST,
1977
01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:42,531
AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
1978
01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:44,333
[BURPS]
1979
01:21:44,367 --> 01:21:46,102
PLEASE, BURBLE.
1980
01:21:46,135 --> 01:21:46,970
EXCUSE YOU.
1981
01:21:48,437 --> 01:21:50,439
PLUS, CAN YOU IMAGINE
THE CIRCUS WE WOULD HAVE
1982
01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:53,642
IF PEOPLE KNEW THERE WERE FOUR
CUTE, CUDDLY, MUSICAL MONSTERS
1983
01:21:53,676 --> 01:21:54,510
LIVING IN THAT FOREST?
1984
01:21:54,543 --> 01:21:55,444
HA!
1985
01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:00,716
IS THAT WHY UNCLE NED
STOPPED WRITING THE JOURNAL?
1986
01:22:00,749 --> 01:22:03,452
WE JUST REALIZED
IT WAS FOR THE BEST
1987
01:22:03,486 --> 01:22:04,587
TO LET PEOPLE BELIEVE
IN THE HOODOO.
1988
01:22:06,355 --> 01:22:07,556
PLUS, IT SELLS T-SHIRTS.
1989
01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:12,295
THEY SAY
"ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL."
1990
01:22:12,328 --> 01:22:13,462
I'M NOT EVEN SURE
WHAT THAT MEANS,
1991
01:22:13,496 --> 01:22:16,299
BUT SHAKESPEARE,
HE'S NEVER WRONG.
1992
01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:18,667
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
THE FARM WAS SAFE AT LAST...
1993
01:22:18,701 --> 01:22:20,436
JUST IN TIME
1994
01:22:20,469 --> 01:22:23,439
FOR AUNT CLY'S FAMOUS
VEGAN THANKSGIVING DINNER.
1995
01:22:23,472 --> 01:22:25,174
NO TURKEY, OF COURSE,
1996
01:22:25,208 --> 01:22:26,709
AND THAT WAS JUST FINE
WITH TIM AND ANNIE,
1997
01:22:26,742 --> 01:22:29,212
WHO NEVER WANTED
TO SEE ANOTHER TURKEY AGAIN.
1998
01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:31,714
YES, THE TABLE WAS CROWDED,
1999
01:22:31,747 --> 01:22:33,282
AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET
EVEN MORE CROWDED...
2000
01:22:42,725 --> 01:22:43,726
[KNOCKS]
2001
01:22:49,432 --> 01:22:51,634
OH... HEY, SHERIFF!
BACK SO SOON?
2002
01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:53,002
HEY, CLY.
2003
01:22:53,036 --> 01:22:53,702
MIND IF I COME IN?
2004
01:22:53,736 --> 01:22:54,637
OH...
2005
01:22:56,539 --> 01:22:57,773
SURE, BU... UH...
2006
01:22:57,806 --> 01:22:59,375
WE WERE JUST, JUST, AH,
2007
01:22:59,408 --> 01:23:01,244
SITTING DOWN
TO THANKSGIVING DINNER, SO...
2008
01:23:01,277 --> 01:23:03,146
WOW, YOU CLEAN UP GOOD.
2009
01:23:03,179 --> 01:23:04,547
OH, THANK YOU!
2010
01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:06,549
YOU... JUST...
2011
01:23:06,582 --> 01:23:08,384
YOU LOOK...
2012
01:23:08,417 --> 01:23:09,785
I JUST WANTED
TO STOP BY
2013
01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:11,554
TO LET YOU KNOW
2014
01:23:11,587 --> 01:23:14,190
THAT I PERSONALLY DELIVERED
ALL OF SUMP'S TURKEYS
2015
01:23:14,223 --> 01:23:15,691
OVER TO DALE AND BEVERLY'S
ANIMAL RESCUE.
2016
01:23:15,724 --> 01:23:18,227
OH, THAT WAS VERY
THOUGHTFUL OF YOU.
2017
01:23:18,261 --> 01:23:19,295
WELL, THANKS FOR LETTING ME
KNOW THAT. I'LL...
2018
01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:21,130
MM-MM-MM...
2019
01:23:21,164 --> 01:23:22,765
SOMETHING SURE DOES
SMELL FAN--
2020
01:23:22,798 --> 01:23:24,733
JUST SOMETHING VEGAN!
IT'S...
2021
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,338
THERE YOU HAVE IT!
2022
01:23:31,174 --> 01:23:33,476
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
2023
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:34,643
OKAY...
2024
01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:36,245
WELL, SHERIFF...
2025
01:23:36,279 --> 01:23:37,280
I BELIEVE YOU KNOW
THE EMMERSONS.
2026
01:23:39,482 --> 01:23:44,420
AND THIS IS SQUONK, BURBLE,
ZORP, AND THRINNG.
2027
01:23:44,453 --> 01:23:45,521
THRINNG!
2028
01:23:45,554 --> 01:23:46,689
[THEY SQUAWK AND HONK]
2029
01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:50,326
WHAT THE HECK
ARE THEY, CLY?
2030
01:23:52,328 --> 01:23:54,463
THEY ARE MONSTERS,
GROVER.
2031
01:23:54,497 --> 01:23:56,799
THEY ARE MAGICAL,
MUSICAL MONSTERS.
2032
01:23:58,334 --> 01:23:59,835
BUT LUCKILY,
THEY'RE VERY FRIENDLY,
2033
01:23:59,868 --> 01:24:01,304
SO COME ON IN
AND SIT DOWN.
2034
01:24:01,337 --> 01:24:03,072
OKAY.
2035
01:24:03,106 --> 01:24:05,474
HEY, RON, CAN WE PULL UP
A CHAIR FOR THE SHERIFF HERE?
2036
01:24:05,508 --> 01:24:07,076
HEY, SHERIFF!
2037
01:24:07,110 --> 01:24:08,544
[CLY]: THERE WE GO...
2038
01:24:08,577 --> 01:24:09,745
JUST, UH,
GO WITH IT.
2039
01:24:09,778 --> 01:24:11,814
GET YOU SET UP HERE.
2040
01:24:15,351 --> 01:24:16,452
I'M PRETTY SURE
2041
01:24:16,485 --> 01:24:18,287
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT
A LITTLE WINE.
2042
01:24:18,321 --> 01:24:20,089
UH, YEAH.
2043
01:24:20,123 --> 01:24:21,657
[CLY]: ALL RIGHT!
2044
01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:22,658
SHERIFF...
2045
01:24:22,691 --> 01:24:24,760
THANK YOU.
2046
01:24:24,793 --> 01:24:26,762
WOULD YOU CARE
FOR SOME BEETS?
2047
01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:33,336
[TAPS GLASS]
2048
01:24:33,369 --> 01:24:35,271
I'D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.
2049
01:24:35,304 --> 01:24:39,375
TO OUR DAD AND AUNT CLY,
FOR RESCUING US.
2050
01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:41,144
YEAH!
2051
01:24:41,177 --> 01:24:43,146
I'VE NEVER BEEN
MORE PROUD OF MY FAMILY.
2052
01:24:43,179 --> 01:24:43,846
AW...
2053
01:24:47,616 --> 01:24:49,885
THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR AUNT CLY.
2054
01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:51,254
JUST WHEN THINGS
WERE GETTING DARK,
2055
01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:53,856
SHE... SHOWED ME THE LIGHT,
2056
01:24:53,889 --> 01:24:55,324
WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM UNCLE NED.
2057
01:24:55,358 --> 01:24:56,392
TO NED.
2058
01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:03,766
SO, UH...
2059
01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:06,169
THEY'RE, UH, MUSICAL MONSTERS?
2060
01:25:06,202 --> 01:25:07,803
OH, YES!
2061
01:25:07,836 --> 01:25:09,104
THEY'RE VERY,
VERY TALENTED.
2062
01:25:10,506 --> 01:25:12,875
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?
2063
01:25:12,908 --> 01:25:13,709
ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
2064
01:25:17,346 --> 01:25:18,581
HIT IT, BOYS!
2065
01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:19,815
ONE, TWO...
2066
01:25:19,848 --> 01:25:21,484
ONE, TWO, THREE...
2067
01:25:21,517 --> 01:25:22,885
[STRUMS]
2068
01:25:22,918 --> 01:25:25,421
ZORP, ZORP, ZORP, ZORP...
2069
01:25:25,454 --> 01:25:26,289
["ZORPS" TO TUNE OF RAINDROPS
KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD]
2070
01:25:30,326 --> 01:25:32,161
THRINNG!
2071
01:25:32,195 --> 01:25:34,463
[MONSTERS MAKE NOISES
TO TUNE]
2072
01:25:48,844 --> 01:25:50,513
[PLAYS ALONG ON JIBBERATOR]
2073
01:26:03,959 --> 01:26:05,561
[LAUGHING]
2074
01:26:07,463 --> 01:26:11,234
[***]
2075
01:26:15,471 --> 01:26:17,640
WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT.
2076
01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:20,276
ANOTHER MAGICAL THANKSGIVING
IN TURKEY HOLLOW,
2077
01:26:20,309 --> 01:26:22,411
A PLACE
WHERE LEGENDS COME TO LIFE,
2078
01:26:22,445 --> 01:26:24,547
TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION,
2079
01:26:24,580 --> 01:26:26,315
AND PEOPLE AND MONSTERS
LIVE TOGETHER
2080
01:26:26,349 --> 01:26:28,917
IN PEACE AND HARMONY.
2081
01:26:28,951 --> 01:26:30,253
ALSO, I JUST WANT YOU
ALL TO KNOW
2082
01:26:30,286 --> 01:26:31,086
THAT NO TURKEYS
WERE HARMED
2083
01:26:31,119 --> 01:26:32,721
IN THE MAKING
OF THIS PRODUCTION.
2084
01:26:32,755 --> 01:26:33,589
[TURKEY GOBBLES]
2085
01:26:34,890 --> 01:26:36,725
HAPPY HOLIDAYS.
2086
01:26:36,759 --> 01:26:38,294
[***]
2087
01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:42,365
BURBLE, BURBLE, BURBLE!
2088
01:26:42,398 --> 01:26:43,599
HA HA HA HA!
2089
01:26:43,632 --> 01:26:45,468
HA-HAH!
2090
01:26:47,303 --> 01:26:51,974
[***]
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