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Oh, man. You guys missed
a great party last week.
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- Say hello to your new foster family.
- You're one of five wives?
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- Married to a dude named Clyde?
- Who's 65?
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Would it be all right
if my son Jonah came to visit?
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Keep laughing.
I will slit your throat while you sleep.
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- Shoplifting is out of hand.
- You have to stand up to him.
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Tried that once with his father.
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No, hold it like you wanna
do something with it.
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- Again?
- What was I supposed to do? Shoot?
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No touching the forbidden fruit
until I'm knocked up.
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Slept with someone. Not Kash.
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- This was like a booty call.
- Whatever.
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Steve got a text from Candace.
Is he dating someone else?
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Who the fuck is Candace?
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We work together. That's all.
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- I'm home.
- Little brother!
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Hey, you.
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Mm.
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Okay, but you gotta promise.
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Okay, I promise. I won't tell Fiona.
Now, whose house is this?
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I'm not sure.
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What the hell are we doing here?
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Trying to find out if Steve's cheating.
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What?
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Tell me that's not
a woman's car parked out front.
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Fiona is a big girl.
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Fiona takes care of everyone,
but no one takes care of Fiona.
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Is this about Candace?
Because Fiona knows about Candace.
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She won't do anything.
Too proud. So we have to.
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You're a sweet kid, Debs.
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Hey, bounce, come on
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Bounce, come on
Bounce, come on, bounce
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Everybody, just bounce, come on
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Bounce, come on
Bounce, come on
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Bounce, bounce
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I've just got this feeling
About to lose control
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Did you purposefully order a Sex on the
Beach so I'd say it to the gay bartender?
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Maybe. Maybe I was hoping
you'd actually take me away...
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...so we could have sex on a beach.
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I could barely get you
overnight in a local hotel.
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Well, that was then. This is now.
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I just feel like I haven't seen
a lot of you lately.
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You mean that you'd like
to see more of me?
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Yes. I guess that's what I'm saying.
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Usually by this time
in a relationship...
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...guy starts just showing up for booty
calls, or wants me to meet his mother.
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Either way, I start looking
for reasons to walk.
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Well, my mom is in Michigan,
so you don't have to worry.
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I think that's the first time
you've ever mentioned your family.
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Really?
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Not much to say. I mean...
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...they live in Michigan.
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The whole state?
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No. Near Detroit.
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Uh, Dad used to work for GM,
so I try to send back what I can to help.
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Family business.
He builds them. You steal them.
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Come on, let's dance.
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Come on.
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Liam is officially asleep.
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That was fast.
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Yeah, well, three pages from Deb's
Eat Pray Love and he's out.
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If James Franco wasn't in the movie,
I would've nodded off too.
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You got any cash you can float me?
Florence and the Machine are playing...
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...the Chicago Theatre.
I wanna take Karen for her birthday.
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Pricey gift. Things getting serious?
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Fuck off. She's my best friend.
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Okay? You know I never spend
that kind of cash on a girl anyway.
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All right. Well, I got a Hamilton.
It's yours.
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Thanks, man.
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One, two, three.
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God bless Jonah, my sweet baby boy.
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And God bless my husband, Clyde.
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May those caring for him remind him
to take his blood-pressure supplement...
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...and his glucosamine
chondroitin supplement...
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...so that he can bend down
to pick up our child.
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God bless the other wives
who are on their knees now...
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...asking you to bless me.
- Separated from her kid. Gotta suck.
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Hopefully, the visit with him
tomorrow will cheer her up.
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I'm kind of excited about it.
Having a full house. Two kids.
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Don't get too excited.
It's only temporary.
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Temporary, Kevin.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Mm-hm.
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Are you gonna put those in my ass?
I'm not even gonna feel it.
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They're earplugs, babe.
And they're for her.
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That would have sucked,
trying to fish those out.
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Hey.
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Wakey, wakey, Jackie Chan.
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Who the fuck are you?
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I'm Frank.
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Oh, my God.
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Did we?
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Oh, now, now.
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Chins up.
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Fuck off.
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How'd you know it was me?
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I was talking to my Promise Makers group
and I want you to know...
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...that I understand that so much of
your bad behavior is my responsibility.
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If you leave a dog in the house alone
for more than eight hours...
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...you can't get mad at him
for peeing the rug, right?
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I found this in an album in the basement.
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I don't know.
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Maybe we can try to capture
more moments like these together.
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Why is it that I feel like you can't
get away from me fast enough?
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- Ha-ha-ha!
- Because you're paranoid.
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What happened to that computer class
you were gonna take?
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They canceled it.
Not enough people, I guess.
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Liam's gonna be up.
I gotta get him fed and dressed...
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...and to the clinic for some shots.
Don't tell Jenny McCarthy.
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Hey, Debs.
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Steve.
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Liam up yet?
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Squawking a little. So everything cool
with, uh, you and Steve?
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What? Why?
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No reason. I'm just checking in.
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Hi, baby bottoms.
Did you have sweet dreams?
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I thought I was baby bottoms.
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No, I said you have a baby bottom.
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I swore I would never date a guy
whose ass was smaller than mine.
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But I seem to be breaking a lot of
my own rules lately, don't I? Don't I?
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He's assuming that was rhetorical.
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Hey, you wanna come by tonight
after Liam's down?
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V gave me a copy of
Queen of Outer Space.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor at her finest.
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We could watch it. And not watch it.
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- I gotta go to work.
- Okay.
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Mm. Ahh.
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Hey, Steve.
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Debs, breakfast?
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I'm good.
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- Breakfast!
- Hey, can I get a ride to the library?
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Motorcycle. No can do.
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- When did you get a motorcycle?
- Always had one.
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I guess there's a lot
I don't know about you.
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Truth? I'm in the CIA
and this is all just a cover.
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Any calls, Kate?
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Yeah, actually, some A-hole was
looking for you. Left this number.
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Hand me the phone, will you?
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Your tab is bigger than my ass
and you smell like kimchi and vomit.
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Now, stop that. Your ass looks great.
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Like you in the sack, make it quick.
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I wasn't quick.
I was just busy that day.
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Hello.
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Yes. I have Frank Gallagher calling.
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Hey, Frankie. Got great news.
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Who the fuck is this?
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Your settlement is in.
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Yeah. Which one?
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Yeah. Come see me. I'll give you the 411.
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Hey, everybody, next round's on me.
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Kev. Veronica.
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Didn't you just clean that yesterday?
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Child Protective Services is bringing
my baby, Jonah, for a visit.
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Everything has to be just so.
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You're so lucky you have a baby.
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How old are you?
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Ten and a quarter.
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Two more years and you'll be
old enough to start trying.
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Does it hurt?
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Sexual relations or childbirth?
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Both.
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Yes.
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He's such a douche bag.
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He's on this whole father-daughter
purity-ball kick.
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Fuck!
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He wants me to take a vow of celibacy...
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...so we can rekindle
our father-daughter relationship.
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Maybe we could not talk
about your father right now.
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Not what you had in mind for dirty talk?
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Not exactly, no. Unh!
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Fuck!
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Oh, shit!
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Shh! Carl's right outside. Shh!
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- Oh, fuck! Fuck!
- Fuck.
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Oh, shit! Oh!
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- Shh! Shit!
- Keep going!
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Yes. Shatterproof, my ass.
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Wanna go to the planetarium tonight
and get high?
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I can't. I'm busy.
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- Doing what? Danielle?
- Less you know, the better.
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Are we still on for Friday night?
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Yeah.
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Can you give me a hint?
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Yeah, but not gonna.
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Aha.
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Crucial Confrontations.
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Haven't seen you here in a while.
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Been kind of busy, Simon.
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I got a signed first edition
of Harry Potter.
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Overrated.
Made a better movie than a book.
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And now with all those
kid actors grown up...
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...they're scarier looking
than the villains.
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Hey, can you help me
on the computers?
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What do you wanna do?
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Dig up some dirt.
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Name?
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Steve. Wilson? Wilton?
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You need to know what the name is
before you can look it up.
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Try "Wilton." In Lake Forest.
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There are zero in Illinois,
but there are 15 of them nationwide.
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- Can you do it backwards?
- "Notliw"?
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No, I mean, if I give you an address,
can you work from there?
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Hey, um, maybe sometime we could
just casually hang out.
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Fine. Fine, yes.
We can casually hang out.
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1055 North Ave.
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Says the property owners
are Lloyd and Candace Lishman.
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Hello, Ms. D-Lish.
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- Cool. Then we can hang out sometime?
- We just did.
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She opened an ING Direct
savings account.
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Hasn't kept any large bills in there
for months. Believe me, I've looked.
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- You know where she is?
- No idea. How much you need?
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- Gotta buy concert tickets.
- Yikes.
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Wish I had it. Maybe you should take
Mrs. Niedereiter up on her offer.
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Well, that should do it, Mrs. Niedereiter.
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There are a lot of dark corners
around my house...
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...that could use some attention, Phillip.
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- Thanks for the idea.
- You're not seriously gonna do it?
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- Mommy.
- No.
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But I could smash her birdhouse again.
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Hey...
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...what do you think of Steve?
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Ass is kind of small.
Not really my type.
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You about to retreat
and count your wounded?
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No, just...
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I just wanna know
if I should trust him.
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That's like asking if
you should believe in God.
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Just be yourself.
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Okay. Okay.
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Here we go.
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Hi. Come in.
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Jonah, baby! Mama missed you so much.
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Hi, baby. Hi.
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Good afternoon.
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- I'm Kev.
Mm-hm.
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This is my wife, Veronica.
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Hello. Good afternoon.
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How you doing?
I'm Andréa Johnson from DCFS...
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...and I'm here to observe
the home visit today.
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So if everything go good,
then baby Jonah may stay overnight.
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Is your voice dressed up
for Halloween?
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Excuse me?
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Think we don't know
how to, ha-ha-ha, raise a child?
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Come tell me
I don't know how to be a mother?
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Uh, you got it wrong, sister girl.
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I'm here to see how Ethel mothers,
not you.
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What do you mean?
Oh, please. Have a seat.
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That girl is only 13 years old,
but she's still got her parental rights.
247
00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:37,914
I need to make sure the child
can handle the child. You feel me?
248
00:15:38,082 --> 00:15:40,959
Mm-hm.
- Yeah. I feel you.
249
00:15:42,545 --> 00:15:46,214
Oh, baby Jonah. Look at you.
250
00:15:46,382 --> 00:15:48,466
You're hung like a little bear, aren't you?
251
00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:51,511
Hey, Andrea?
252
00:15:51,679 --> 00:15:52,720
- Andréa.
- Andréa.
253
00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:56,975
You think we could apply to get
baby Jonah as a foster kid too?
254
00:15:57,184 --> 00:15:59,269
That's gonna be a crap load of paperwork...
255
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:02,897
...but we do encourage keeping
family members together.
256
00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:04,399
Yay!
257
00:16:11,407 --> 00:16:13,032
All right, then.
258
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,452
Uh, Eddie's just down in the basement.
He'll be right up.
259
00:16:16,620 --> 00:16:20,331
And, of course, you will all get your
shoes back when you go, so don't worry.
260
00:16:20,499 --> 00:16:22,959
It'd be great if mine
came back shined.
261
00:16:25,963 --> 00:16:28,339
That would be great.
262
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,094
But at last came a knock
263
00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:37,473
And I thought of the door
With no lock to lock.
264
00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:41,644
Robert Frost.
I was a poetry major in college.
265
00:16:43,147 --> 00:16:45,690
- If you'll open your Bibles to Psalms...
- Oh, sweetie.
266
00:16:45,858 --> 00:16:49,485
- 127 verses three to five.
- Okay. Um...
267
00:16:49,653 --> 00:16:51,821
"Children are a heritage of the Lord..."
268
00:16:51,989 --> 00:16:53,990
You guys? Okay.
269
00:16:54,158 --> 00:16:55,783
Oh, sweetie.
270
00:16:56,952 --> 00:16:58,703
Oh!
271
00:16:58,871 --> 00:17:00,997
Oh, you are ripe.
272
00:17:01,165 --> 00:17:04,417
Nothing a little
Puerto Rican bath can't fix.
273
00:17:04,585 --> 00:17:06,794
Honey. Where were you last night?
274
00:17:06,962 --> 00:17:09,172
I had to spend the night with the kids.
275
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:11,507
- They needed a little Frankie time.
- Oh.
276
00:17:11,675 --> 00:17:14,802
You're such a good dad. Ha-ha-ha.
277
00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:16,095
Oh! Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
278
00:17:16,263 --> 00:17:19,182
Sorry, folks,
I had a little plumbing issue.
279
00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:20,934
The house is not mine.
280
00:18:00,265 --> 00:18:02,850
- Lou?
- Frankie boy. How's it hanging?
281
00:18:03,018 --> 00:18:05,019
Still from the left.
Where the hell are you?
282
00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:07,647
Jesus, it's hard to take a piss
with this thing on.
283
00:18:07,815 --> 00:18:10,066
That's a lie. It was the wiping
that was tough.
284
00:18:10,234 --> 00:18:12,235
This from the escalator thing
at the mall?
285
00:18:12,403 --> 00:18:15,989
No, no, no. This is the train doors
closing on your ankle.
286
00:18:16,156 --> 00:18:19,242
- Right. I haven't been the same since.
- Yeah.
287
00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:24,455
All I need is your signature and Monica's,
and the money is all yours.
288
00:18:24,623 --> 00:18:27,500
With the exception of a third of it.
It goes to me.
289
00:18:27,668 --> 00:18:29,502
Plus expenses.
290
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,379
Sounds fair.
291
00:18:31,547 --> 00:18:33,214
Me.
292
00:18:33,382 --> 00:18:34,799
And Monica.
293
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:39,762
Yay. That was a hell of a warm-up.
Unfortunately, those aren't the originals.
294
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:43,558
You two will have to go down to the city
legal offices and do it in person.
295
00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:47,145
What? I'm supposed to take off work
to go do this?
296
00:18:47,312 --> 00:18:49,647
Of course not, because, as you know...
297
00:18:49,815 --> 00:18:52,275
...this injury's prevented you
from working, remember?
298
00:18:52,443 --> 00:18:53,901
Oh, shit.
299
00:18:55,738 --> 00:18:56,946
Hey, look at that.
300
00:18:57,114 --> 00:18:59,198
Client just went into labor.
301
00:18:59,658 --> 00:19:02,118
Is that gonna be a problem?
Getting Monica to sign?
302
00:19:02,286 --> 00:19:03,953
No. Why would it be a problem?
303
00:19:04,121 --> 00:19:07,832
Well, if memory serves,
she was a summa cum laude cunt.
304
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,293
Yeah, well, she was a lot of things.
305
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:11,753
You even know where she is?
306
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,381
- I have a phone number. I'll make it happen.
- Uh-huh. I hope so.
307
00:19:15,549 --> 00:19:18,217
She's a joint claimant on this thing.
No Monica, no money.
308
00:19:18,385 --> 00:19:20,595
Do me a favor.
Feed the dogs before you go?
309
00:19:20,763 --> 00:19:23,306
Bag of dog food in my desk drawer.
Thanks, buddy.
310
00:19:23,474 --> 00:19:25,266
Yeah.
311
00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:36,402
Mm!
312
00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:39,072
All right. Come on.
313
00:19:39,239 --> 00:19:40,490
Get off of her.
314
00:19:41,408 --> 00:19:44,911
Hey, man. It's Lip.
I'm calling you from a phone booth.
315
00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:48,998
Just hit me back at whatever number
comes up on your cell. It's important.
316
00:19:57,424 --> 00:19:59,967
Thanks for taking long enough
to let me enjoy the scent of urine.
317
00:20:00,135 --> 00:20:02,261
I didn't know phone booths
existed anymore.
318
00:20:02,429 --> 00:20:03,846
What's up? Sounded urgent.
319
00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:07,683
Yeah. I was just wondering. You, uh...?
320
00:20:07,851 --> 00:20:12,438
- You think you can loan me a couple bills?
- I can pay you for a job.
321
00:20:12,606 --> 00:20:15,066
- You got a driver's license?
- Few of them, yeah.
322
00:20:15,234 --> 00:20:17,902
All right. Meet me by the EL at 11.
323
00:20:23,408 --> 00:20:25,409
Are you screwing my sister's boyfriend?
324
00:20:27,037 --> 00:20:30,123
If you're selling cookies,
that's a hell of an opening line.
325
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:32,667
Do come in.
326
00:20:41,426 --> 00:20:42,635
Can I get you something?
327
00:20:42,803 --> 00:20:44,971
Milk? Soda?
328
00:20:45,848 --> 00:20:48,474
A joint? It's medicinal.
329
00:20:48,642 --> 00:20:51,018
No, thank you, Mrs. Lishman.
330
00:20:51,186 --> 00:20:52,979
How do you know Steve?
331
00:20:53,147 --> 00:20:55,356
Who is Steve?
332
00:20:55,941 --> 00:20:57,775
He's my sister's boyfriend.
333
00:20:58,527 --> 00:21:00,361
How nice.
334
00:21:01,697 --> 00:21:02,905
So he's not pushing it into you?
335
00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:09,412
Hey, Mom, me and Chip are gonna
swing by the hospital to see Dad...
336
00:21:09,580 --> 00:21:11,372
...so you can relax tonight.
- Oh!
337
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,875
- Okay?
- Thank you, Jimmy.
338
00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:16,294
You take such good care
of your Mama Bear.
339
00:21:16,461 --> 00:21:18,129
Mwah!
340
00:21:19,631 --> 00:21:22,717
- Oh! Uh, this is, oh...
- Debbie.
341
00:21:22,885 --> 00:21:23,926
Debbie Gallagher.
342
00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:27,722
Nice to meet you. Jimmy.
343
00:21:27,890 --> 00:21:30,224
Jimmy is my youngest.
344
00:21:30,642 --> 00:21:35,021
Top of his class at Michigan
in med school.
345
00:21:35,606 --> 00:21:38,649
He is going to be
a cardiothoracic surgeon...
346
00:21:38,817 --> 00:21:42,069
...like his big brother and his daddy.
347
00:21:42,237 --> 00:21:44,238
He has been taking
such good care of me...
348
00:21:44,406 --> 00:21:47,658
...since his father went
into the hospital.
349
00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:48,951
A fender bender.
350
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:50,870
Broke his knee cap.
351
00:21:51,038 --> 00:21:54,457
And you know,
doctors make the worst patients.
352
00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,877
Would you like to stay for dinner,
sweetheart?
353
00:21:58,045 --> 00:22:01,005
Oh, shit. I liked her.
354
00:22:04,885 --> 00:22:08,137
Hello? Hello?
355
00:22:08,305 --> 00:22:10,389
Shit! Shit!
356
00:22:10,557 --> 00:22:12,183
Shit, shit, shit!
357
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,894
Frank?
358
00:22:17,189 --> 00:22:22,235
Frank, I certainly hope you're not
pooping in there. It's a closet.
359
00:22:23,153 --> 00:22:24,737
Frank?
360
00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:31,577
You didn't poop in there, did you?
361
00:22:31,745 --> 00:22:35,248
- I was waiting to surprise you.
- Oh.
362
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,625
- Surprise!
- Aah!
363
00:22:39,419 --> 00:22:41,671
You got me!
364
00:22:42,464 --> 00:22:44,048
Oh, Frankie.
365
00:22:44,216 --> 00:22:45,549
Hey, do me a favor.
366
00:22:46,176 --> 00:22:50,846
Call this number
and ask if Monica is there.
367
00:22:51,014 --> 00:22:53,849
And if she is, tell her...
368
00:22:54,184 --> 00:22:56,519
...congratulations, she's won.
369
00:22:56,687 --> 00:22:58,604
Who's Monica?
370
00:22:59,064 --> 00:23:01,482
- Doesn't matter.
- What'd she win?
371
00:23:01,692 --> 00:23:05,987
Uh, I don't know, whatever.
A lottery. Something.
372
00:23:06,154 --> 00:23:08,072
- Lottery?
- A prize.
373
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,615
A teddy bear.
374
00:23:11,034 --> 00:23:12,076
What for?
375
00:23:12,244 --> 00:23:15,121
Jesus, with the questions already.
376
00:23:15,289 --> 00:23:18,666
Just call. Say it's a teddy bear.
And a hundred bucks.
377
00:23:18,834 --> 00:23:22,378
And she has to pick it up.
Just say that.
378
00:23:23,505 --> 00:23:25,047
Well...
379
00:23:25,549 --> 00:23:27,591
...I hope this Monica...
380
00:23:27,759 --> 00:23:30,011
...whoever she is...
381
00:23:30,178 --> 00:23:34,849
...worked really hard for this prize.
382
00:23:37,185 --> 00:23:39,145
- Sheils.
- I didn't get a teddy bear.
383
00:23:39,313 --> 00:23:42,940
Sheil. Shit.
384
00:23:47,696 --> 00:23:52,908
Hey.
385
00:23:53,076 --> 00:23:55,786
Come on.
386
00:23:58,999 --> 00:24:03,127
She didn't really win a teddy bear.
387
00:24:03,295 --> 00:24:05,171
But you wanna know what?
388
00:24:05,339 --> 00:24:07,548
If I was giving away teddy bears...
389
00:24:07,716 --> 00:24:12,511
...you would be absolutely
top of the list.
390
00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:34,617
If you will do this for me...
391
00:24:34,785 --> 00:24:37,620
...I will dress up any way you want.
392
00:24:39,039 --> 00:24:41,040
No safety word.
393
00:24:43,085 --> 00:24:44,502
Is this Monica?
394
00:24:47,631 --> 00:24:51,801
Well, hello. This is Sheila
from Market Promotions.
395
00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:56,222
Can I ask you where you do
all of your grocery shopping?
396
00:24:57,516 --> 00:24:59,725
Well, yes. That's right.
397
00:24:59,893 --> 00:25:04,105
You've won. First prize.
Congratulations.
398
00:25:04,523 --> 00:25:06,899
It's $100.
399
00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:08,150
- And a teddy bear.
- Yes.
400
00:25:08,318 --> 00:25:10,027
- And... What?
- Teddy bear.
401
00:25:10,195 --> 00:25:12,071
- Teddy bear.
- And a teddy bear!
402
00:25:12,239 --> 00:25:15,658
And a great big teddy bear.
403
00:25:17,411 --> 00:25:18,452
Hello?
404
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:20,663
- What?
- Yeah.
405
00:25:20,831 --> 00:25:24,208
- She's crying.
- Oh, fuck.
406
00:25:24,376 --> 00:25:27,044
Yeah. No, I've never won
anything either.
407
00:25:27,212 --> 00:25:28,379
No one cares.
408
00:25:28,547 --> 00:25:32,258
- It's so great. Yeah. I'm thrilled.
- Zip it.
409
00:25:32,426 --> 00:25:33,801
I'm thrilled for you.
410
00:25:33,969 --> 00:25:35,177
Get to the fucking point.
411
00:25:35,345 --> 00:25:39,974
Anyway, prizes will be given out at 3:00.
412
00:25:40,559 --> 00:25:42,768
At the store.
413
00:25:43,395 --> 00:25:44,520
Yes.
414
00:25:45,147 --> 00:25:48,649
WGN's own Tom Skilling
will be presenting.
415
00:25:48,817 --> 00:25:50,443
What? What?
416
00:25:52,112 --> 00:25:53,571
She doesn't know Tom Skilling.
417
00:25:53,738 --> 00:25:56,073
- I don't know Tom Skilling.
- He does the weather.
418
00:25:56,241 --> 00:25:59,118
Tom Skilling does the weather on WGN.
419
00:25:59,286 --> 00:26:01,704
Anyway, 3:00 on the dot.
420
00:26:01,872 --> 00:26:04,248
- Jim Ramsey might be there too.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
421
00:26:04,416 --> 00:26:06,375
- He does weekend weather. Okay.
- Hang up.
422
00:26:06,543 --> 00:26:08,544
Congratulations.
See you there, Monica.
423
00:26:08,712 --> 00:26:10,463
What did she say? Is she coming?
424
00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:14,425
How can you not know who
two of Chicago's weathermen are?
425
00:26:14,593 --> 00:26:16,260
What kind of person is this Monica?
426
00:26:16,428 --> 00:26:19,346
Is she coming to get
the fucking prize or not?
427
00:26:19,514 --> 00:26:22,016
Yeah. She... Oh, she's going.
428
00:26:22,184 --> 00:26:25,311
She's excited about that teddy bear.
429
00:26:36,573 --> 00:26:42,244
You know, not sure I can prove it,
but I think it's colder on the North Side.
430
00:26:43,455 --> 00:26:45,748
Let me take you home, Debs.
431
00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:48,417
I'm not supposed to take rides
from strangers...
432
00:26:48,585 --> 00:26:50,961
...and it's clear that you are a stranger.
433
00:26:51,588 --> 00:26:53,547
Oh, man.
434
00:26:53,965 --> 00:26:55,841
Are you gonna tell Fiona?
435
00:26:56,009 --> 00:26:58,427
Exactly what am I supposed to tell her?
436
00:26:59,012 --> 00:27:00,971
That your name isn't Steve?
437
00:27:01,139 --> 00:27:03,849
That you have a family in Chicago
she's never met?
438
00:27:04,059 --> 00:27:07,353
Or that your mom kisses you on the lips?
Which is really gross.
439
00:27:07,521 --> 00:27:09,897
Life gets really complicated
when you're an adult.
440
00:27:10,065 --> 00:27:14,109
I mean, you can't possibly understand
these things right now.
441
00:27:15,862 --> 00:27:19,907
I understand that you lied
to my sister. Why?
442
00:27:20,075 --> 00:27:23,118
Because I was raised
by a pack of wolves.
443
00:27:23,703 --> 00:27:26,830
Just like you were.
Only my wolves went to Harvard.
444
00:27:26,998 --> 00:27:28,999
They have red wolves at Lincoln Park Zoo.
445
00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,752
Maybe we could go
check them out sometime.
446
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,630
Trying to distract me
by asking me out on a date?
447
00:27:34,798 --> 00:27:38,425
I do not wanna be a doctor.
I do not wanna be like the rest of my family.
448
00:27:38,593 --> 00:27:42,721
What I want is Fiona. I love her.
449
00:27:44,349 --> 00:27:47,685
Love is fleeting, Jimmy.
What are your intentions?
450
00:27:47,852 --> 00:27:51,814
You're distracting her, and I need her
in the game for at least a few more years.
451
00:27:52,566 --> 00:27:56,068
I can't have you breaking her heart
or running off with her.
452
00:27:56,236 --> 00:28:00,197
So if you're not serious about
sticking around, back off now.
453
00:28:01,116 --> 00:28:04,910
I bought her a house.
Is that serious enough?
454
00:28:05,078 --> 00:28:06,495
You what?
455
00:28:07,706 --> 00:28:09,623
Come on. I'll show you.
456
00:28:22,345 --> 00:28:23,470
- Really?
- Yeah.
457
00:28:23,638 --> 00:28:25,055
Yes! Yes!
458
00:28:25,223 --> 00:28:26,682
This was Mr. Harris' house.
459
00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:30,519
They said he died of lung cancer, but
we're pretty sure it was full-blown AIDS.
460
00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:36,859
Oh, my God!
461
00:28:37,027 --> 00:28:39,820
- Has Fiona seen it?
- No, she doesn't know about it yet.
462
00:28:39,988 --> 00:28:43,282
I was gonna fix it up a bit
and surprise her when the time is right.
463
00:28:45,035 --> 00:28:47,161
Think we could build
an aboveground walkway...
464
00:28:47,329 --> 00:28:48,871
...that connects the two houses?
465
00:28:49,039 --> 00:28:50,331
What, like a Habitrail tube?
466
00:28:50,999 --> 00:28:53,042
That would be awesome.
467
00:28:54,085 --> 00:28:55,794
Are you gonna tell Fiona?
468
00:28:59,674 --> 00:29:01,467
Don't know yet, Jimmy.
469
00:29:01,635 --> 00:29:04,136
Saw a really cool pink vest at the mall.
470
00:29:04,304 --> 00:29:05,679
Really?
471
00:29:05,847 --> 00:29:08,349
And I could use a new rolling pin
and flour sifter.
472
00:29:08,516 --> 00:29:10,809
Sheila's teaching me how to bake.
473
00:29:11,436 --> 00:29:12,519
Anything else?
474
00:29:15,190 --> 00:29:16,649
Not for the moment.
475
00:29:16,816 --> 00:29:20,653
So which room would be mine
when I sleep over?
476
00:29:31,915 --> 00:29:35,042
Not going out
with that Gallagher degenerate tonight?
477
00:29:36,419 --> 00:29:39,797
Good. You deserve better.
478
00:29:39,964 --> 00:29:42,675
I've been reading more
about this purity-ball thing.
479
00:29:42,842 --> 00:29:45,928
It says here you can
rededicate yourself as a virgin.
480
00:29:46,096 --> 00:29:48,430
Start over. Isn't that nice?
481
00:29:52,686 --> 00:29:55,604
I mean, you show up,
you confess your transgressions...
482
00:29:55,772 --> 00:29:59,733
...and pledge yourself to be pure again
in the eyes of the Lord.
483
00:30:02,028 --> 00:30:03,278
I'll give you the damn car.
484
00:30:05,824 --> 00:30:06,865
Really?
485
00:30:18,086 --> 00:30:21,880
Fiona would be pissed if she knew
you were into this shit with me.
486
00:30:22,716 --> 00:30:25,718
Well, what she doesn't know
won't hurt her, right?
487
00:30:26,803 --> 00:30:30,305
All right. Task at hand,
you'll be driving the follow car.
488
00:30:30,473 --> 00:30:32,975
Golden rule: Always use a follow car.
489
00:30:33,143 --> 00:30:36,812
- Hey, silver Mercedes.
- And a security camera at the intersection.
490
00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:39,690
Why don't we head up to some
asshole town like Lake Forest?
491
00:30:39,858 --> 00:30:41,275
- Plenty of douche-mobiles.
- No.
492
00:30:41,443 --> 00:30:43,152
- I was thinking...
- Listen. No.
493
00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:45,988
Two hundred bucks
to follow me after I lift the car.
494
00:30:46,156 --> 00:30:49,366
You get your concert tickets,
I get my work done. That's it. Okay?
495
00:30:49,534 --> 00:30:50,617
All right, man.
496
00:30:55,248 --> 00:30:56,915
Shit.
497
00:30:57,083 --> 00:31:02,421
Rule number two: Always remember
where you parked the follow car.
498
00:31:15,852 --> 00:31:17,436
Fuck.
499
00:31:33,787 --> 00:31:35,704
Monica.
500
00:31:49,803 --> 00:31:50,844
Monica?
501
00:32:10,824 --> 00:32:12,032
Deb.
502
00:32:12,575 --> 00:32:14,243
Jimmy.
503
00:32:14,869 --> 00:32:17,287
Fiona's next door with Liam.
504
00:32:17,705 --> 00:32:19,414
That my shut-up gift?
505
00:32:19,582 --> 00:32:22,918
Well, I like to think of it
as a peace offering.
506
00:32:23,086 --> 00:32:26,338
A peace offering implies
a one-time thing.
507
00:32:26,506 --> 00:32:29,258
This could take a while.
508
00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:30,717
How long?
509
00:32:31,469 --> 00:32:34,513
Until I'm sure that you're not still lying.
510
00:32:35,515 --> 00:32:36,598
Okay.
511
00:32:36,766 --> 00:32:39,935
I gotta get back up to Lake Forest.
They're releasing my dad.
512
00:32:40,103 --> 00:32:44,106
I'm gonna take him home.
You know everything there is to know.
513
00:32:44,274 --> 00:32:48,151
No more secrets. I promise.
514
00:32:49,779 --> 00:32:52,239
Sifter sifts and rolling pin rolls.
515
00:32:53,032 --> 00:32:55,284
Nice when things do
what they say they will.
516
00:33:02,792 --> 00:33:04,877
- Jimmy.
- Steve.
517
00:33:05,044 --> 00:33:07,212
- Is this your idea of a joke?
- No, ma'am.
518
00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:09,756
Because you're scared
of women with an opinion.
519
00:33:09,924 --> 00:33:11,008
- No.
- Yeah?
520
00:33:11,175 --> 00:33:14,803
Yeah? Watch this, crinkle-dick.
Oh, yeah, I'll show you what's funny...
521
00:33:14,971 --> 00:33:17,931
...when I rip your fucking face
off your fucking head!
522
00:33:18,099 --> 00:33:21,143
- Bob. Bob. No. No. No.
- Out of the way, Monica.
523
00:33:21,311 --> 00:33:23,270
- Get out of my way! Out of the way, now.
524
00:33:23,438 --> 00:33:26,064
Put the shovel down. Let's just leave.
525
00:33:26,232 --> 00:33:28,859
- Just go.
- I'm sorry.
526
00:33:29,027 --> 00:33:30,861
Who lies about a teddy bear?
527
00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:34,406
Wasting my fucking time!
Are you sure this is the right store?
528
00:33:34,574 --> 00:33:36,658
- Yes!
- Did they specifically say this store?
529
00:33:36,826 --> 00:33:40,829
Yes! I told you. Yes. I wrote it down.
I wrote everything down.
530
00:33:40,997 --> 00:33:43,999
Stop talking to me like I'm stupid.
531
00:33:51,716 --> 00:33:54,092
Frank?
532
00:33:55,845 --> 00:33:58,013
- Frank!
- What?
533
00:33:58,181 --> 00:34:00,599
Frank!
534
00:34:04,854 --> 00:34:06,229
Start the car!
535
00:34:06,397 --> 00:34:07,940
What?
536
00:34:08,316 --> 00:34:10,692
- Go, go, go!
- What the fuck, Frank?
537
00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:12,653
- She saw me.
- What's going on?
538
00:34:14,322 --> 00:34:16,490
Come on!
We gotta get out of here! Go!
539
00:34:24,374 --> 00:34:26,792
I'm gonna rip it off when I catch you!
540
00:34:29,462 --> 00:34:32,714
- Can't this piece of shit go any faster?
- No!
541
00:34:33,466 --> 00:34:35,550
Monica's batting for the other team.
542
00:34:35,718 --> 00:34:37,511
- What?
- My wife's a lesbian.
543
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:38,845
Shit!
544
00:34:52,068 --> 00:34:54,194
- No. No. No.
- Shut up, Frank.
545
00:34:54,362 --> 00:34:55,988
No. No.
546
00:35:02,495 --> 00:35:04,871
Fuck off, lesbos!
547
00:35:06,416 --> 00:35:11,586
Okay. My advice to you would be to let
Fiona live in her own relationship.
548
00:35:11,754 --> 00:35:13,797
You can't do it for her.
549
00:35:13,965 --> 00:35:15,507
There's things she should know.
550
00:35:15,675 --> 00:35:19,177
Well, sometimes, sweetie,
when people are in love...
551
00:35:19,345 --> 00:35:22,806
...they don't tell someone
everything for a reason.
552
00:35:22,974 --> 00:35:24,516
That's like lying.
553
00:35:24,684 --> 00:35:29,771
No, sweetie, it's just...
It's a little editing.
554
00:35:29,939 --> 00:35:36,403
Now, by sifting, see, we separate
and aerate those flour particles...
555
00:35:36,571 --> 00:35:39,740
...to make them absorb liquids better.
556
00:35:39,907 --> 00:35:42,367
Someone should sift my dad.
557
00:35:42,535 --> 00:35:46,329
Ha, ha. You Gallaghers.
You're all so funny.
558
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,751
- Frank! This is bullshit!
- Lock the door! Lock the door!
559
00:35:50,918 --> 00:35:53,420
What is happening?!
560
00:35:53,588 --> 00:35:55,380
- It's okay.
- I thought we lost them.
561
00:35:55,548 --> 00:35:57,591
Did you even have a plan back there?
562
00:35:57,759 --> 00:36:01,636
I was going to charm her into signing
once she was there.
563
00:36:01,804 --> 00:36:03,972
How was I supposed to know
she would show up...
564
00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:07,100
...with ghetto Godzilla in a Peterbilt?
565
00:36:07,268 --> 00:36:10,437
I am seriously this close
to punching you in the dick.
566
00:36:23,034 --> 00:36:25,160
Get... They're just girls.
567
00:36:25,328 --> 00:36:27,454
Stop. You talk to them.
568
00:36:27,622 --> 00:36:29,998
I need the key to the back door.
569
00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:32,918
That is not a sexual euphemism.
I need the fucking key.
570
00:36:33,086 --> 00:36:34,461
What did you do with it?
571
00:36:34,629 --> 00:36:36,630
I don't know.
I can't think when you yell!
572
00:36:36,798 --> 00:36:38,590
I'm not! What did you do with the key?
573
00:36:38,758 --> 00:36:41,718
- You're still yelling.
- I need the key, Sheila!
574
00:36:41,886 --> 00:36:45,138
Okay. It's by the... It's by the...
It's by the washing machine.
575
00:36:45,306 --> 00:36:47,474
- It's not by the washing machine.
- It is.
576
00:36:47,642 --> 00:36:50,936
- I put it by the washing machine.
- It's not by...
577
00:36:51,104 --> 00:36:52,562
Mom.
578
00:36:54,982 --> 00:36:57,526
It's Mom.
579
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,161
Debbie.
580
00:37:09,872 --> 00:37:12,999
My sweet pea.
581
00:37:29,058 --> 00:37:32,561
What the fuck are you looking at?
582
00:37:36,816 --> 00:37:38,483
- I got nothing to do with it.
- Sit.
583
00:37:38,651 --> 00:37:41,111
- I'm just the driver.
- Sit your ass down.
584
00:37:48,202 --> 00:37:53,331
That was a nasty trick.
Even for you, Frank.
585
00:37:53,499 --> 00:37:55,750
I had my heart set on that teddy bear.
586
00:37:55,918 --> 00:37:59,588
Poor Monica.
Well, what about your kids?
587
00:37:59,755 --> 00:38:02,090
Remember? The six kids?
588
00:38:02,258 --> 00:38:05,051
Youngest was only 2 months old
before you ran off...
589
00:38:05,219 --> 00:38:07,929
...ended up with fucking Shrek here.
590
00:38:08,097 --> 00:38:12,517
- You want me to step in?
- No. I didn't leave you, Frank.
591
00:38:12,685 --> 00:38:13,768
Yes, you did.
592
00:38:13,936 --> 00:38:18,273
I didn't choose to leave my family.
You almost destroyed me.
593
00:38:18,441 --> 00:38:20,358
When I turned up at Roberta's
that night...
594
00:38:20,526 --> 00:38:22,527
- ...I was an emotional cripple.
- Emotional cripple.
595
00:38:22,695 --> 00:38:24,946
- With not one ounce of self-respect.
- Bullshit.
596
00:38:25,114 --> 00:38:29,409
- I'm gonna start crying.
- You drove me into the ground, Frank.
597
00:38:29,577 --> 00:38:36,041
You robbed me
of any sense of dignity I ever had and...
598
00:38:37,168 --> 00:38:38,585
Where's the rest of the kids?
599
00:38:38,753 --> 00:38:42,422
- They're out playing.
- They live down at Fiona's.
600
00:38:44,842 --> 00:38:46,801
You mind putting some bags on?
601
00:38:46,969 --> 00:38:49,054
Can you put some bags
on your feet, please?
602
00:38:49,222 --> 00:38:52,974
- Bags on my feet?
- Yeah, I need you to put bags on.
603
00:39:10,284 --> 00:39:13,328
- Don't, don't, don't.
- Hell hath no fury like popcorn burned.
604
00:39:13,496 --> 00:39:14,579
All right.
605
00:39:14,747 --> 00:39:16,456
- Steve coming?
- Hope so.
606
00:39:16,624 --> 00:39:19,125
Are you guys gonna make a baby
while we watch Cosmos?
607
00:39:19,293 --> 00:39:21,086
Because that's gonna
make me throw up.
608
00:39:21,254 --> 00:39:24,589
- Billions and billions of sperm.
- Ew!
609
00:39:25,549 --> 00:39:30,470
- Can you please turn it on already?
- Yeah, hurry up, I gotta get back to work.
610
00:39:30,638 --> 00:39:31,763
Cool.
611
00:39:31,931 --> 00:39:33,348
Shaped our evolution...
612
00:39:33,516 --> 00:39:34,557
Hey.
613
00:39:34,725 --> 00:39:36,476
- And what our fate may be.
614
00:39:36,644 --> 00:39:38,603
- Missed you, stranger.
- You too.
615
00:39:41,190 --> 00:39:42,440
Get a room.
616
00:39:42,608 --> 00:39:44,734
- Get your tickets?
- Yeah. Thanks.
617
00:39:45,194 --> 00:39:46,945
Glad I could help.
618
00:39:47,113 --> 00:39:48,363
Glad you're glad.
619
00:39:48,531 --> 00:39:49,656
Steve.
620
00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:51,574
Boy.
621
00:39:51,742 --> 00:39:53,618
This popcorn's burnt.
622
00:39:53,786 --> 00:39:55,328
Our microwave sucks.
623
00:39:55,496 --> 00:39:57,789
It doesn't mean I want you
to buy us a new one.
624
00:39:57,957 --> 00:40:00,792
Universes smaller than atoms.
625
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,336
- But it's also a story of our own planet...
- Debs?
626
00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:05,130
...and the plants and animals...
627
00:40:05,298 --> 00:40:08,717
- Honey, what happened?
- Dad have one too many again?
628
00:40:09,677 --> 00:40:11,803
You just gotta ignore him
when he's like that, Debs.
629
00:40:12,722 --> 00:40:14,723
Why do you always blame Dad first?
630
00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:16,141
Who else is there?
631
00:40:18,394 --> 00:40:19,936
She's over at Sheila's.
632
00:40:20,646 --> 00:40:23,023
- Who?
- Monica.
633
00:40:23,190 --> 00:40:26,067
Exquisite interrelationships...
634
00:40:26,235 --> 00:40:28,528
...of the awesome machinery of nature.
635
00:40:29,447 --> 00:40:31,865
- Who the hell is Monica?
- Our mother.
636
00:40:32,033 --> 00:40:34,200
Shore of the cosmic ocean.
637
00:40:34,368 --> 00:40:35,577
On this shore...
638
00:40:35,745 --> 00:40:40,206
- Debs, did you s...?
- What do you care?
639
00:40:40,374 --> 00:40:43,960
You'll be living with Steve
in that house he bought next door.
640
00:40:50,885 --> 00:40:53,219
Surprise.
641
00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:56,723
Because the cosmos is also within us.
642
00:40:56,891 --> 00:40:58,767
We're made of stars. We are...
643
00:40:58,934 --> 00:41:02,437
- I'm going to work.
- Ian, come on. Wait.
644
00:41:05,107 --> 00:41:07,776
Mommy. Mommy.
645
00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:09,486
I know.
646
00:41:09,653 --> 00:41:14,199
Mommy.
647
00:41:32,468 --> 00:41:33,593
What the fuck?
648
00:41:33,761 --> 00:41:36,179
- I need to see you.
- Not a good time.
649
00:41:36,347 --> 00:41:40,016
Who keeps hanging
their fucking laundry on my pull-up bar?
650
00:41:40,184 --> 00:41:41,935
I don't know where else to go.
651
00:41:43,646 --> 00:41:45,980
I thought you were working today.
652
00:41:46,816 --> 00:41:50,902
Linda's gonna have my ass.
I'm supposed to be there now.
653
00:41:51,737 --> 00:41:53,488
I'll meet you there in 20.
654
00:41:57,284 --> 00:41:59,119
- Aw, bullshit!
- Yes!
655
00:41:59,286 --> 00:42:02,497
- You physically abused me.
- What? When?
656
00:42:02,665 --> 00:42:04,749
- That 4th of July.
- Oh, come on!
657
00:42:04,917 --> 00:42:07,710
You hit me in the face
with a tray of apple pandowdy.
658
00:42:07,878 --> 00:42:09,462
And you hit me back.
659
00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:12,632
Yeah, after you broke my nose
and scratched my cornea.
660
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,300
Oh, yeah? What about this?
661
00:42:14,468 --> 00:42:16,302
Oh, come on! You started that one!
662
00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:18,638
And I'll finish it
if you lay a finger on her.
663
00:42:18,806 --> 00:42:21,433
- Roberta.
- "Bob." Only Moni calls me Roberta.
664
00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:26,104
All right. Well, Bob,
perhaps we're just in the way here.
665
00:42:26,272 --> 00:42:32,068
And we should make our exit
and leave Monica for her apologies.
666
00:42:32,236 --> 00:42:35,613
Apologies? For walking out
on this piece of shit?
667
00:42:35,781 --> 00:42:38,700
No. For walking out on them.
668
00:42:44,790 --> 00:42:47,167
Oh, my God.
669
00:42:47,710 --> 00:42:51,379
It's all right. I'm not one of yours.
Just came to rubberneck.
670
00:43:01,390 --> 00:43:03,141
Ian! I did it!
671
00:43:03,309 --> 00:43:06,561
Linda's pregnant! Ian!
672
00:43:06,729 --> 00:43:08,938
Finally knocked her up!
Where are you? I did it!
673
00:43:09,523 --> 00:43:11,024
It's over!
674
00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:21,201
What the fuck?
675
00:43:40,054 --> 00:43:41,554
You're all so big.
676
00:43:41,722 --> 00:43:43,348
Thank you.
677
00:43:44,308 --> 00:43:46,851
I missed you so much.
678
00:43:48,687 --> 00:43:50,396
Why didn't you take us with you?
679
00:43:53,442 --> 00:43:55,818
Because...
680
00:43:55,986 --> 00:43:58,947
...I knew you'd be fine with Fiona.
681
00:44:26,809 --> 00:44:29,143
Fucking right,
you keep your mouth shut.
682
00:44:33,357 --> 00:44:34,774
You better keep it shut.
683
00:44:36,986 --> 00:44:38,111
You hear me?
684
00:44:39,405 --> 00:44:41,739
Put the candy back, Mickey.
685
00:44:45,744 --> 00:44:48,538
Mm. That's sweet.
686
00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:50,957
I like them sweet.
687
00:44:52,001 --> 00:44:57,046
But then, uh, so do you, huh? Ha, ha.
688
00:44:57,214 --> 00:45:01,843
Put it back. Now.
689
00:45:05,848 --> 00:45:07,015
Fuck.
690
00:45:08,434 --> 00:45:11,603
- Kash, what are you doing?
- It's a fucking Snickers bar.
691
00:45:12,563 --> 00:45:15,148
- Fuck!
- Holy shit!
692
00:45:15,774 --> 00:45:18,985
- Jesus Chr...
- Okay.
693
00:45:19,153 --> 00:45:20,486
- You okay?
- Fuck.
694
00:45:21,780 --> 00:45:25,158
- Hey. Hey. Listen to me. Look at me.
- You fucking suck!
695
00:45:32,374 --> 00:45:34,459
I thought you were at work.
696
00:45:35,794 --> 00:45:37,545
There was a shooting.
697
00:45:37,713 --> 00:45:39,130
Mickey and Kash.
698
00:45:39,548 --> 00:45:41,799
Holy shit. Mickey shot Kash?
699
00:45:41,967 --> 00:45:44,177
- Kash shot Mickey.
- What?
700
00:45:44,345 --> 00:45:48,556
In the leg. He's fine. Just wanted to get
out of there before the cops got there.
701
00:45:48,724 --> 00:45:50,058
Huh.
702
00:45:50,559 --> 00:45:52,644
What'd I miss with Mom?
703
00:45:52,811 --> 00:45:56,314
Well, you know how Dad's
a total fucking asshole?
704
00:45:56,482 --> 00:45:57,607
Yeah.
705
00:45:57,775 --> 00:46:00,151
Turns out he's the good one.
706
00:46:00,319 --> 00:46:03,029
I can't believe you sucked me
back in here for money.
707
00:46:03,197 --> 00:46:05,490
I did no such thing!
708
00:46:06,241 --> 00:46:09,577
But since you're in town,
why don't you sign up for this little thing...
709
00:46:09,745 --> 00:46:11,996
- ...and I'll cut you in.
- Fuck you, Frank!
710
00:46:12,164 --> 00:46:13,748
Wait. You brought her back here?
711
00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:16,042
Oh, Ian.
712
00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:18,753
Wait. You knew where
she was the whole time?
713
00:46:18,921 --> 00:46:22,131
This little reunion was bound to happen
sooner or later, anyway.
714
00:46:22,299 --> 00:46:24,926
We were thinking about
coming around to talk to you.
715
00:46:25,094 --> 00:46:27,470
- No, no. Not now.
- Yes, now! Yes, now!
716
00:46:27,638 --> 00:46:29,889
Moni and I wanna take Liam
to live with us.
717
00:46:30,057 --> 00:46:31,808
- What?
- Over my dead body!
718
00:46:31,975 --> 00:46:35,770
How about Moni sign whatever
the hell it is you need, we get Liam?
719
00:46:35,938 --> 00:46:37,563
- Done.
- No fucking way!
720
00:46:37,731 --> 00:46:38,981
You can't have Liam.
721
00:46:39,149 --> 00:46:41,442
Why the hell not?
He's not even Frank's.
722
00:46:41,610 --> 00:46:43,528
Fact is Liam is black.
723
00:46:43,696 --> 00:46:45,947
All you white folks
scooping up black babies...
724
00:46:46,115 --> 00:46:48,991
...like fashion accessories
have a rude awakening coming.
725
00:46:49,159 --> 00:46:53,037
No. There will be a backlash
if people don't stop underestimating...
726
00:46:53,205 --> 00:46:57,667
...the cultural importance
of a black parent raising a black baby.
727
00:46:57,835 --> 00:47:00,670
Liam needs me
and he's coming with us.
728
00:47:00,838 --> 00:47:02,964
No. Out of the fucking question,
Roberta.
729
00:47:03,132 --> 00:47:05,633
Roberta and I wanna start
a family of our own.
730
00:47:05,801 --> 00:47:07,802
How about you finish this one first?
731
00:47:07,970 --> 00:47:09,345
- Taking Liam?
- Yes!
732
00:47:09,513 --> 00:47:14,600
- No. Nobody's taking anyone anywhere.
- You don't get to abandon your kids...
733
00:47:14,768 --> 00:47:17,687
...and then show up one day
to take your pick of the litter.
734
00:47:17,855 --> 00:47:19,897
Oh, now, that's not fair.
735
00:47:20,065 --> 00:47:22,984
Your mother's made mistakes,
but she's here now.
736
00:47:23,152 --> 00:47:26,696
- That's got to count for something.
- Shut up, Frank!
737
00:47:27,072 --> 00:47:29,157
This isn't about you.
738
00:47:29,783 --> 00:47:31,325
This is about you.
739
00:47:31,493 --> 00:47:33,953
This is about what you didn't do.
740
00:47:34,371 --> 00:47:35,913
It's about what I did.
741
00:47:36,081 --> 00:47:40,501
And you know what?
I did a fucking great job.
742
00:47:40,669 --> 00:47:42,378
Debbie is class president.
743
00:47:42,546 --> 00:47:45,506
She's on the debate team
going to nationals.
744
00:47:45,674 --> 00:47:48,217
And Lip, he's top of his class.
745
00:47:48,385 --> 00:47:50,011
He set the curve.
746
00:47:50,179 --> 00:47:53,765
Ian was promoted in ROTC
and he tested out of English.
747
00:47:53,932 --> 00:47:58,686
And Carl made something blow up for
his science fair. And you know what?
748
00:47:58,854 --> 00:48:03,024
They did it all, no thanks to you,
because you weren't here.
749
00:48:03,525 --> 00:48:08,488
And I appreciate that, Fiona,
but I'm here now...
750
00:48:08,655 --> 00:48:12,492
...and Liam belongs with me.
751
00:48:12,659 --> 00:48:14,827
- He doesn't even know who you are.
- I'm his mother!
752
00:48:14,995 --> 00:48:17,038
You were my mother too!
753
00:48:21,543 --> 00:48:22,960
I don't! I don't know!
754
00:48:23,128 --> 00:48:26,547
Maybe I'll never be able
to make things right with you...
755
00:48:28,550 --> 00:48:31,052
...but there's still time with Liam.
756
00:48:32,262 --> 00:48:34,722
And, Debbie and Carl...
757
00:48:34,890 --> 00:48:37,558
...I am so sorry if I hurt you.
758
00:48:39,061 --> 00:48:42,522
Please. I love you so much.
759
00:48:42,689 --> 00:48:45,316
Please let me be your mommy again.
760
00:48:45,651 --> 00:48:47,276
Please.
761
00:48:52,908 --> 00:48:54,242
Oh!
762
00:48:58,914 --> 00:49:00,122
You know what?
763
00:49:02,292 --> 00:49:03,751
You're right.
764
00:49:04,753 --> 00:49:06,546
You are their mother.
765
00:49:07,089 --> 00:49:10,550
And you're here now, so I'm done.
766
00:49:10,717 --> 00:49:14,762
I'm done with the school
and the bills and the clinics.
767
00:49:14,930 --> 00:49:16,514
I'm done.
768
00:49:17,516 --> 00:49:19,809
They're all yours now, Mom.
769
00:49:20,394 --> 00:49:22,228
Good luck.
770
00:49:28,527 --> 00:49:30,236
It's okay.
771
00:49:57,472 --> 00:49:58,890
Come here.
772
00:50:04,062 --> 00:50:05,688
Show me the house?
773
00:50:05,856 --> 00:50:07,231
Yeah.
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