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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,050 --> 00:00:41,584 When a woman bends over 2 00:00:42,639 --> 00:00:45,324 a man sees a jelly doughnut. 3 00:00:46,378 --> 00:00:49,544 Her brain expands. His explodes. 4 00:00:51,366 --> 00:00:54,722 Dead on arrival in her powdered jelly doughnut. 5 00:01:51,396 --> 00:01:52,355 Dad. 6 00:01:54,562 --> 00:01:55,425 Daddy? 7 00:02:52,099 --> 00:02:57,565 ♪ I can remember when we walked together 8 00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:03,031 ♪ Sharing a love I thought 9 00:03:03,894 --> 00:03:06,579 ♪ Would last forever 10 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,373 ♪ Moonlight to show the way 11 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:14,825 ♪ So we can follow 12 00:03:17,223 --> 00:03:19,908 ♪ Waiting inside her eyes 13 00:03:20,675 --> 00:03:23,456 ♪ Was my tomorrow 14 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:27,580 ♪ Then something changed her mind 15 00:03:28,539 --> 00:03:31,128 ♪ Her kisses told me 16 00:03:33,621 --> 00:03:36,307 ♪ I had no loving arms 17 00:03:38,415 --> 00:03:39,470 ♪ To hold me 18 00:03:39,854 --> 00:03:43,211 ♪ Every day I wake up then I start to break up 19 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:47,239 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 20 00:03:48,772 --> 00:03:52,129 ♪ Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 21 00:03:53,088 --> 00:03:55,966 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 22 00:03:57,116 --> 00:04:00,473 ♪ Every day I wake up then I start to break up 23 00:04:01,431 --> 00:04:03,828 ♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above 24 00:04:05,267 --> 00:04:08,527 ♪ Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 25 00:04:09,486 --> 00:04:12,939 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 26 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:24,350 ♪ I cannot face this world that's fallen down on me 27 00:04:27,898 --> 00:04:30,295 ♪ So, if you see my girl 28 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:33,556 ♪ Please send her home to me 29 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,064 ♪ Tell her about my heart... ♪ 30 00:04:40,173 --> 00:04:42,666 One, two. One, two. Okay, go. 31 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,310 ♪ We are beautiful 32 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:48,803 ♪ We are not ugly? 33 00:04:49,475 --> 00:04:50,817 ♪ We are angry? ♪ 34 00:05:02,132 --> 00:05:04,339 Hey, honey? I'm home? 35 00:05:06,832 --> 00:05:08,367 Brought you some cookies. 36 00:05:10,475 --> 00:05:11,722 Pignolia nuts. 37 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,121 What's the matter? 38 00:05:37,231 --> 00:05:38,094 Somebody die? 39 00:05:48,354 --> 00:05:50,560 "If God's gift of grace or the light on your face... 40 00:05:51,327 --> 00:05:54,971 ...could make me forget your vagina is wet." 41 00:05:58,424 --> 00:05:59,191 Let me see that. 42 00:05:59,478 --> 00:06:02,164 "To Tula, my Tula, my red flower of love." 43 00:06:03,506 --> 00:06:05,136 What are you, a private dick? 44 00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:09,356 How different could it be, huh? It's just a hole. 45 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:11,753 You can't incriminate a man over some words. 46 00:06:12,233 --> 00:06:13,288 What do you think you're gonna find there? Peanuts? 47 00:06:13,671 --> 00:06:14,534 It's poetry? 48 00:06:14,918 --> 00:06:16,452 Po... Oh, it's poetry. 49 00:06:16,932 --> 00:06:18,754 Well, I'm gonna give you some fucking poetry. 50 00:06:20,479 --> 00:06:24,220 Pink motels. White thighs. Deep fried. Shake it, bake it, rotate it. 51 00:06:25,563 --> 00:06:28,535 Swollen heads. Busted beds. Empty lots. Dirty red twats. 52 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,658 - You just made that up? - I'm deep. 53 00:06:34,672 --> 00:06:36,015 A man is innocent till proven guilty. 54 00:06:36,494 --> 00:06:38,605 I'm gonna lop your power helmet right off. 55 00:06:39,275 --> 00:06:41,001 - Oh, you're gonna threaten me now? - You whoremaster. 56 00:06:41,481 --> 00:06:43,207 - You whoremaster. I smoked your ass out... - No. 57 00:06:43,782 --> 00:06:45,508 - ...you two-faced Judas! - I am not a whoremaster! 58 00:06:46,084 --> 00:06:47,426 My brothers, they're the whoremasters! Not me! 59 00:06:47,906 --> 00:06:49,536 Ever since you grew that filthy little moustache! 60 00:06:50,015 --> 00:06:50,879 I am not a whoremaster! 61 00:06:51,358 --> 00:06:54,906 Preening in the mirror like Maria Callas! Put the cologne all over my back, sweetie. 62 00:06:55,961 --> 00:06:59,701 I cook you chicken, fish, no butter low-cal this, low-cal that. 63 00:07:00,755 --> 00:07:02,673 I trim your nose hairs, you fuck! 64 00:07:03,728 --> 00:07:04,976 I swear on my father's grave, okay? 65 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:06,414 Oh, another whoremaster! 66 00:07:06,798 --> 00:07:07,565 What's going on, Mom? 67 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:09,387 Oh, your father went on a beaver diet! 68 00:07:09,866 --> 00:07:10,729 - This is not normal. - Grow up. 69 00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:12,742 Only a giant among idiots would marry you. 70 00:07:13,318 --> 00:07:14,277 It's all in your head! 71 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:15,619 - What? - What's in her head? 72 00:07:15,907 --> 00:07:16,962 He's shitting out of the cup! 73 00:07:17,441 --> 00:07:18,977 Will you listen to her? Listen to your daughter. 74 00:07:19,455 --> 00:07:20,702 Snatch hairs pasted on your lip! 75 00:07:21,086 --> 00:07:22,140 You shut up! 76 00:07:22,812 --> 00:07:23,771 It's between your mother and me! 77 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:27,223 Knock it off! That's not fucking nice! 78 00:07:28,662 --> 00:07:29,812 It's not fucking nice. 79 00:07:30,195 --> 00:07:31,922 Even Gogo hated you. 80 00:07:32,881 --> 00:07:33,648 Who's Gogo? 81 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,278 I don't like animals. 82 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:37,964 I don't like cats. I don't like dogs. 83 00:07:38,539 --> 00:07:40,553 I don't like birds. I don't like fish. 84 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,949 I'm like my mother. I don't like animals! 85 00:07:43,525 --> 00:07:45,156 - Who is Gogo? - Mommy's cat. 86 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:48,704 Every day you'll wake up alone. 87 00:07:51,197 --> 00:07:52,635 You don't even like me anymore, do you? 88 00:07:53,594 --> 00:07:56,855 I hate you with all the hate that you can hate with! 89 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,074 Did you hear that? 90 00:08:02,129 --> 00:08:04,047 Did you hear what your mother said to me? 91 00:08:05,869 --> 00:08:07,020 Can you hate more than that? 92 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:10,088 If you can, then I hate you more than that. 93 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:13,733 Then go back to him! Go back to your first love! 94 00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:16,130 Go back to him! Go! 95 00:08:26,487 --> 00:08:27,830 "I can remember when we walked together 96 00:08:29,939 --> 00:08:32,049 "Sharing a love I thought would last forever." 97 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:37,706 I'd give anything if you'd come back to me. Anything. 98 00:09:00,242 --> 00:09:02,064 ♪ I cannot face this world 99 00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:05,421 ♪ That's fallen down on me 100 00:09:07,626 --> 00:09:10,791 ♪ So, if you see my girl please send her back to me 101 00:09:14,338 --> 00:09:16,736 ♪ Tell her about my heart 102 00:09:17,886 --> 00:09:20,093 ♪ That's slowly dying 103 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:25,271 ♪ Say I can't stop myself 104 00:09:26,613 --> 00:09:29,106 ♪ From crying 105 00:09:29,874 --> 00:09:33,135 ♪ Every day I wake up then I start to break up 106 00:09:34,093 --> 00:09:36,587 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 107 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:41,190 ♪ Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 108 00:09:42,435 --> 00:09:45,120 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 109 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,711 ♪ Every day I wake up 110 00:09:48,094 --> 00:09:50,108 ♪ Then I start to break up 111 00:09:50,779 --> 00:09:52,985 ♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above 112 00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:57,683 ♪ Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 113 00:09:58,738 --> 00:10:01,136 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 114 00:10:02,766 --> 00:10:06,122 ♪ Every day I wake up then I start to break up 115 00:10:07,081 --> 00:10:09,766 ♪ Knowing that it's cloudy above 116 00:10:11,108 --> 00:10:13,890 ♪ Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 117 00:10:14,753 --> 00:10:15,520 Oh, three o'clock, three o'clock. 118 00:10:15,808 --> 00:10:17,726 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 119 00:10:19,164 --> 00:10:22,521 ♪ Every day I wake up then I start to break up 120 00:10:23,479 --> 00:10:26,164 ♪ Lonely is a man without love 121 00:10:26,932 --> 00:10:28,850 ♪ Every day I start out 122 00:10:29,521 --> 00:10:31,151 ♪ Then I cry my heart out 123 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,219 ♪ Lonely is a man 124 00:10:34,986 --> 00:10:38,631 ♪ Without love! ♪ 125 00:11:58,128 --> 00:11:58,799 What's the problem? 126 00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:00,622 I'm a married man. 127 00:12:01,869 --> 00:12:03,403 A domestic disturbance was reported, sir. 128 00:12:04,745 --> 00:12:06,471 - Yeah, that's the problem. - Name, sir? 129 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:08,293 Nick Murder. 130 00:12:10,403 --> 00:12:12,225 - You ever been married? - More than once, sir. 131 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:15,102 Yeah? What went wrong? 132 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,705 Everything, sir. Am now once again. Third wife, sir. 133 00:12:20,568 --> 00:12:23,733 No, no, no, one wife, that's all a man's meant to have. One wife. It's enough. 134 00:12:25,554 --> 00:12:26,225 Yes, sir. 135 00:12:28,528 --> 00:12:29,487 What's with all the "sir" shit? 136 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,405 Military habit, sir. 137 00:12:32,076 --> 00:12:33,227 Oh, yeah? What branch? 138 00:12:33,897 --> 00:12:35,048 101 st Airborne, sir. 139 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,733 Navy. Sound off! 140 00:12:38,788 --> 00:12:42,049 Rat shit. Bat shit. Dirty old twat. Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. 141 00:12:43,007 --> 00:12:44,446 Eat, bite, suck, fuck, nibble, gobble, chew. 142 00:12:44,925 --> 00:12:47,802 I'm a fucking paratrooper! Who the fuck are you? Sir! 143 00:12:50,487 --> 00:12:52,309 - Marriage is combat, son. - Yes, sir. 144 00:12:53,363 --> 00:12:54,995 - And not clean combat. - No, sir. 145 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,392 She's got her territory in there, I've got mine. 146 00:12:58,063 --> 00:13:00,557 She's got her army back in there. I'm out here alone. 147 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,364 There's no prayer in that animal. 148 00:13:08,516 --> 00:13:10,722 - He's a selfish man, Ma. - Something should be done about him. 149 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:13,599 Drink some water. 150 00:13:14,365 --> 00:13:15,516 I live in fear when he's around. 151 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,639 I love you, Ma. I love you so much. 152 00:13:20,598 --> 00:13:24,148 I love you so much with all my heart and soul. I love you more than my real mom. 153 00:13:25,106 --> 00:13:27,023 I mean, I love her, too but I can't remember her, so... 154 00:13:27,695 --> 00:13:29,133 Rara, come on, come on. 155 00:13:29,613 --> 00:13:32,681 I love Baby, but she doesn't any spend time with me anymore. She's changed. 156 00:13:33,831 --> 00:13:34,503 Enough. 157 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:38,339 If the love ain't there it's gonna come back, Ma. 158 00:13:38,915 --> 00:13:40,737 Come on. Rara, give her some space. Come here, come here. 159 00:13:43,613 --> 00:13:44,764 Here. Come here. 160 00:13:45,147 --> 00:13:47,928 What did he mean, "Go back to him? " Go back to who? 161 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:55,792 There was someone else in my life a long time ago. 162 00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:01,833 A gentle man. 163 00:14:05,861 --> 00:14:06,916 You were married to him? 164 00:14:09,409 --> 00:14:10,368 Before the war. 165 00:14:13,341 --> 00:14:15,356 He went off to fight far, far away. 166 00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:22,931 I met your father then. 167 00:14:32,713 --> 00:14:34,918 No, I saw her coming out of the loo at her crazy sister's apartment. 168 00:14:35,589 --> 00:14:37,890 She had this headful of wet hair and was wearing 169 00:14:38,561 --> 00:14:40,575 a soft, cream-coloured terry cloth robe. 170 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,549 So I asked her. I need to borrow a piece of luggage. 171 00:14:44,219 --> 00:14:46,233 - You shacking up? - Ah, ain't nothing wrong with sex. 172 00:14:47,192 --> 00:14:48,631 You have big ones, buster. 173 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:50,740 Yeah. Dinosaur balls. 174 00:14:51,795 --> 00:14:54,480 I'm from Brooklyn. Boys don't talk to girls like that in Brooklyn. 175 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,701 I felt a sharp pain, like death. 176 00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:10,016 The girl with the kind eyes, I says. 177 00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:14,235 That's the girl. The girl I will marry. 178 00:15:30,921 --> 00:15:31,976 You rat bastard. 179 00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:36,866 I know you're in there. 180 00:15:39,743 --> 00:15:40,511 Where are you? 181 00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:46,455 Lost in the void. 182 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:50,772 Help me! 183 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,320 Somebody help me! 184 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,485 God had to give me cataracts. 185 00:16:07,649 --> 00:16:10,813 One day you'll be blind like me! In the dark forever, like me! 186 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,471 "Oh, sunlight of no light 187 00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:21,458 "Once you were mine 188 00:16:25,868 --> 00:16:28,074 "Let me feel the pillars upon which this house rests 189 00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:38,624 "Oh, Lord God, remember me, I pray thee 190 00:16:40,924 --> 00:16:44,665 "And strengthen me, I pray thee only this once, oh, God 191 00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:50,226 "that I may revenge myself upon the Philistines for one of my two eyes." 192 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:55,693 Die, Samson! 193 00:16:56,075 --> 00:16:58,090 "Let me die with the Philistines!" 194 00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:21,872 Wait, I'm coming up. Wait! 195 00:17:25,613 --> 00:17:28,394 I'm not the type of guy who goes up to a woman 196 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,078 says, "You want to go out with me? " and then takes his dick out. 197 00:17:31,749 --> 00:17:34,051 That's not my style. I'm no beast. 198 00:17:34,722 --> 00:17:35,393 What? 199 00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:40,572 I'd like to fuck a woman tennis player. 200 00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:45,271 You know, with the outfit on. And a tennis ball stuck in her panties. 201 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,724 Know what I heard? Tony Curtis almost lost his sex life. 202 00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,271 Back in '44 he's on a Navy sub. 203 00:18:00,901 --> 00:18:01,860 A winch falls off 204 00:18:02,244 --> 00:18:04,450 hits him in the base of the spine. Right? 205 00:18:06,176 --> 00:18:07,231 Tony was paralysed. 206 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:09,628 He was laying there, just, he was praying. 207 00:18:10,107 --> 00:18:12,601 Tony started praying that his private parts would not be dead. 208 00:18:14,711 --> 00:18:17,300 And about a week later he starts to feel a tingling. 209 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,191 Tony fucking Curtis. 210 00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:26,218 What am I gonna do? 211 00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:28,519 Oh, you've got it bad, Nick. 212 00:18:29,094 --> 00:18:30,629 I told you. I warned you. 213 00:18:31,108 --> 00:18:33,123 Chicks smell a boner 10 miles away. 214 00:18:33,794 --> 00:18:34,849 I'd be better off a fag. 215 00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:37,343 Those guys are in shape. Randolph Scott was a fag. 216 00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:39,835 Not Randolph Scott? 217 00:18:41,082 --> 00:18:42,041 Yeah, him and Cary Grant. 218 00:18:42,424 --> 00:18:43,575 Get out of here. Not in a million years. 219 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,877 The list is long. There's a lot of great fags. 220 00:18:46,453 --> 00:18:47,699 Coming up. All right? 221 00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:50,096 And she's a redhead. 222 00:18:51,439 --> 00:18:52,302 Au naturel? 223 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,548 The whole megillah. 224 00:18:54,124 --> 00:18:56,233 It's rare. They feel more. That's scientifically proven. 225 00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:00,261 - What? - You take a natural red versus a brunette. 226 00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:03,809 Right? And you prod them both with a jolt of electric shock, mild. 227 00:19:05,536 --> 00:19:07,933 The carrot-top's gonna need 20% more anaesthesia. 228 00:19:10,809 --> 00:19:11,576 To numb the pain? 229 00:19:12,153 --> 00:19:15,317 Pain, pleasure, it's all nerve-related. The point is, they feel more. 230 00:19:17,426 --> 00:19:20,878 Nice as she is, red as her bush is fuckable as she is 231 00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:24,714 you gotta put the fire out, my friend. Attend to it. 232 00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:28,455 Stamp out that Benson & Hedges bitch once and for all. 233 00:19:57,414 --> 00:19:59,524 All right, you bitch in heat you're going down! 234 00:20:02,305 --> 00:20:03,360 Come down from there right now! 235 00:20:31,937 --> 00:20:33,376 Oh, my God! She's hot! 236 00:20:59,554 --> 00:21:00,802 - I might need some for... - No, but you don't. 237 00:21:01,665 --> 00:21:02,720 Get them when you really need them. 238 00:21:03,104 --> 00:21:03,871 - Sometimes I need - Take one. 239 00:21:04,254 --> 00:21:05,405 - ...to have some in the house. - Take one. 240 00:21:05,789 --> 00:21:07,227 Choose one you're gonna keep. Put the other ones back. 241 00:21:07,707 --> 00:21:09,529 All right. One card. I'm gonna get a card. I'm gonna choose one. 242 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,925 - Go ahead. Put the other ones back. - How the hell are you? 243 00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:13,940 - Grace. - What's the matter? 244 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:15,666 I had diarrhoea yesterday, Grace. 245 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:17,872 I was in the bathroom when you knocked on the door. Bad. 246 00:21:18,446 --> 00:21:20,077 You've been wronged. I feel it. 247 00:21:20,652 --> 00:21:23,721 You don't have to tell me anything. I have never met one man who was faithful. 248 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,174 - You've only been with one man, Grace. - Till death do us part. 249 00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:31,489 Did you ever feel that you wanted to squeeze a kitten until the head pops off? 250 00:21:32,447 --> 00:21:33,694 All right, put this back. That's enough. 251 00:21:34,078 --> 00:21:37,434 He was a beautiful man, my Chester. A real Southern gentleman. 252 00:21:39,255 --> 00:21:42,133 Quiet. Dark. Graceful. 253 00:21:43,763 --> 00:21:45,873 I still love him with every fibre. 254 00:21:46,544 --> 00:21:47,503 That was 20 years ago, Grace. 255 00:21:47,887 --> 00:21:50,572 Look, don't touch! Don't touch! 256 00:21:51,338 --> 00:21:54,120 - You want to buy it or not? You buy it. - I don't want to buy it. I just... 257 00:21:54,983 --> 00:21:57,381 It's good. All this ones is good. Look at... You can look as much as... 258 00:21:58,052 --> 00:22:00,450 - He's the only man I've ever loved. - He thought you were shoplifting, Ma. 259 00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:02,558 - Don't touch! - I can't help it. 260 00:22:03,038 --> 00:22:05,148 - Tell him to stick his cards up his ass. - You want me to say that? 261 00:22:05,723 --> 00:22:06,778 I'm too weak to break the chains. 262 00:22:07,162 --> 00:22:08,697 I don't feel so good. I mean, I was up and now I'm down. 263 00:22:09,271 --> 00:22:11,669 He's been married four times. Four times, Gracie, since he left you. 264 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:14,258 Mickey Rooney was married eight times! 265 00:22:14,929 --> 00:22:17,135 I don't care! I love Chester! 266 00:22:19,052 --> 00:22:21,354 What a woman thinks she's doing doesn't count for anything, Grace. 267 00:22:23,272 --> 00:22:24,039 Oh, Kitty. 268 00:22:29,888 --> 00:22:31,998 Okay, okay, that's enough now. 269 00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:35,164 That's enough, that's enough. 270 00:22:35,643 --> 00:22:38,136 When I see somebody hugging it's make me sick. 271 00:22:38,904 --> 00:22:40,726 I feel lonely. So lonely. 272 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,122 Don't make me cry. Please, go out! 273 00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:49,548 ♪ We are not ugly 274 00:22:51,849 --> 00:22:53,671 ♪ And we are not beautiful 275 00:22:54,726 --> 00:22:55,973 ♪ No, we are angry 276 00:22:56,356 --> 00:22:57,603 - Rara, where's Mommy? - Out. 277 00:22:59,424 --> 00:23:00,191 Where? 278 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:01,726 ♪ We are not pretty 279 00:23:02,494 --> 00:23:04,795 I'm not supposed to say nothing. She told me not to tell you. 280 00:23:05,562 --> 00:23:06,809 ♪ No, we are angry 281 00:23:07,768 --> 00:23:08,919 Church. She went to church. 282 00:23:10,548 --> 00:23:11,315 She went to church? 283 00:23:12,562 --> 00:23:13,617 ♪ We are angry 284 00:23:14,481 --> 00:23:15,536 Went to see God, huh? 285 00:23:16,399 --> 00:23:17,741 God's everywhere. 286 00:23:18,796 --> 00:23:19,947 Don't need to go to church to see him. 287 00:23:20,426 --> 00:23:22,823 You're right, Dad. God is everywhere. 288 00:23:23,494 --> 00:23:24,549 ♪ I'm outta here ♪ 289 00:23:24,933 --> 00:23:26,467 All right, I'm hungry, let's eat. What's for dinner? 290 00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:28,194 We ate already. 291 00:23:29,632 --> 00:23:31,550 - You ate? - Pork chops. 292 00:23:33,084 --> 00:23:35,386 Without me, your father? 293 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,208 Mommy didn't cook for you. 294 00:23:37,591 --> 00:23:38,646 I had three pork chops 295 00:23:39,030 --> 00:23:41,044 Your mother's down there lighting candles and a man's here starving? 296 00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:43,441 - ...and apple sauce. - I paid for those pork chops! 297 00:23:44,016 --> 00:23:44,975 Papa wants pork chops. 298 00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:46,893 Medium rare. 299 00:23:48,236 --> 00:23:49,099 Mama ain't... 300 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:52,646 Mama ain't cookin', bastin' 301 00:23:53,893 --> 00:23:55,620 floppin' pork chops. 302 00:23:56,196 --> 00:23:57,346 - Pork chops! - Lamb chops! 303 00:23:57,730 --> 00:23:59,072 - Lamb chops! Chops, chops. - Loin chops! 304 00:23:59,552 --> 00:24:01,278 ♪ Barometer, parameter ♪ Ooh! Barometer, diameter 305 00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:03,483 ♪ Stuck his meat thermometer and tested her barometer 306 00:24:04,058 --> 00:24:05,880 ♪ Papa pop a cork Fuckin' the pork 307 00:24:06,456 --> 00:24:08,566 ♪ Papa ate out! Gonna take out! 308 00:24:09,238 --> 00:24:10,868 ♪ Take out! Ate out! ♪ Ate out! 309 00:24:11,346 --> 00:24:12,497 ♪ Take out! ♪ Take out! ♪ 310 00:24:45,581 --> 00:24:48,170 ♪ How my heart does rejoice 311 00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:51,719 ♪ When I hear his sweet voice 312 00:24:52,582 --> 00:24:58,048 ♪ And the tempest to Him I do flee 313 00:24:59,774 --> 00:25:02,556 ♪ That to lean on his arm 314 00:25:03,322 --> 00:25:05,911 ♪ Safe, secure from all harm 315 00:25:07,158 --> 00:25:10,898 ♪ When He reached out his hand for me 316 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:13,678 ♪ For me 317 00:25:14,158 --> 00:25:18,378 ♪ When my Saviour reached down for me 318 00:25:19,529 --> 00:25:20,776 ♪ For me 319 00:25:21,350 --> 00:25:25,665 ♪ When He reached down his hand for me 320 00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:27,967 ♪ For me 321 00:25:28,446 --> 00:25:31,133 ♪ I was lost and undone 322 00:25:31,899 --> 00:25:34,872 ♪ Without my God or his Son 323 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:40,434 ♪ When He reached down his hand for me 324 00:25:41,775 --> 00:25:45,037 ♪ For ♪ For 325 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:50,695 ♪ Me ♪ 326 00:25:53,763 --> 00:25:56,161 What have we here? Return of the prodigal daughter? 327 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,271 Come! 328 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:02,393 Come on in. 329 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,313 ♪ Never, ever gonna give you up ♪ 330 00:26:26,656 --> 00:26:28,286 "Can't get enough of your love, babe." 331 00:26:29,532 --> 00:26:31,259 "I'm gonna love you just a little bit more, Baby." 332 00:26:32,408 --> 00:26:34,614 "I'll do for you anything you want me to." 333 00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:36,629 "Let the music play." 334 00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:39,698 "Your sweetness is my weakness." 335 00:27:12,972 --> 00:27:15,466 You're the best kisser in the whole world Fryburg. 336 00:27:16,329 --> 00:27:18,152 I'm going to make out with your whole family, Baby. 337 00:27:28,795 --> 00:27:30,234 Do it, baby! Do it! 338 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,646 ♪ Didn't I make you feel 339 00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:47,208 ♪ Like you were the only man? 340 00:27:51,427 --> 00:27:54,976 ♪ Didn't I give you everything a woman possibly can? 341 00:27:57,853 --> 00:27:59,675 ♪ But with all the love I give you 342 00:28:00,825 --> 00:28:02,456 ♪ It's never enough 343 00:28:02,934 --> 00:28:04,756 ♪ I'm gonna show you, baby 344 00:28:05,715 --> 00:28:07,250 ♪ That a woman can be tough 345 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,702 ♪ So come on, come on 346 00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:13,676 ♪ Come on, come on 347 00:28:14,346 --> 00:28:15,305 ♪ Take it 348 00:28:15,689 --> 00:28:18,374 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 349 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:20,867 ♪ Break it 350 00:28:21,347 --> 00:28:24,704 ♪ Break another little bit of my heart now, honey 351 00:28:25,854 --> 00:28:26,813 ♪ Have a 352 00:28:27,196 --> 00:28:30,361 ♪ Have another little piece of my heart now, baby 353 00:28:31,991 --> 00:28:35,827 ♪ You know you've got it if it makes you feel good ♪ 354 00:28:59,513 --> 00:29:00,664 Hello? Who's this? 355 00:29:01,047 --> 00:29:02,582 Hey, baby, it's me. 356 00:29:03,923 --> 00:29:04,691 Oh. 357 00:29:05,555 --> 00:29:06,322 Hello. 358 00:29:07,952 --> 00:29:09,199 Did you make love last night? 359 00:29:09,678 --> 00:29:10,445 Love? 360 00:29:11,308 --> 00:29:12,076 No. 361 00:29:12,843 --> 00:29:15,240 So you've lost a night. 362 00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:18,116 Oh, Nicky. 363 00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:21,474 I want you to put your finger up my asshole right now. 364 00:29:25,117 --> 00:29:25,788 Tula. 365 00:29:27,035 --> 00:29:28,953 My pussy's lonely, baby. 366 00:29:29,624 --> 00:29:30,391 Yeah? 367 00:29:30,679 --> 00:29:31,927 Kiss it, nasty man. Come on. 368 00:29:33,748 --> 00:29:36,049 Yeah. Give me those balls that clang. 369 00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:38,542 Don't talk like that, will you? 370 00:29:40,556 --> 00:29:42,187 Well, you know what, Nicky? I can't talk. 371 00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:46,311 I'm just getting fucked by a big, hard young, circumcised cock. 372 00:29:48,324 --> 00:29:49,763 What are you talking about? Are you with somebody else? 373 00:29:50,338 --> 00:29:51,297 You're not here. 374 00:29:51,681 --> 00:29:53,790 What do you want me to do sit around and touch myself? 375 00:29:55,899 --> 00:29:57,050 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do. 376 00:29:59,544 --> 00:30:00,599 Let me put the radio on. All right. 377 00:30:01,846 --> 00:30:02,517 All right. 378 00:30:04,722 --> 00:30:05,681 All right, all right, go ahead. 379 00:30:06,352 --> 00:30:07,790 ♪ Come on, come on 380 00:30:08,366 --> 00:30:10,667 So, I put my ass in your face and move it up and down, up and down. 381 00:30:11,339 --> 00:30:12,874 ♪ Come on and take it 382 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,888 ♪ Take an other little piece of my heart now, baby ♪ 383 00:30:15,462 --> 00:30:17,860 Do you like it like that, Nicky, do ya? I'm rubbing my pussy. 384 00:30:18,531 --> 00:30:22,079 Are you getting really hard? How is your foreskin? Is it still on, is it? 385 00:30:23,134 --> 00:30:26,491 Show me your face, big boy! Yeah, that's it, nasty man. 386 00:30:27,449 --> 00:30:29,272 You know what to do. You know all the tricks, don't you? 387 00:30:29,847 --> 00:30:31,573 ♪ You know you got it 388 00:30:35,024 --> 00:30:35,983 ♪ Take it ♪ 389 00:30:36,942 --> 00:30:39,724 It's tasty, isn't it? Come on, lick the icing off me cupcakes. 390 00:30:40,492 --> 00:30:42,314 I'm rubbing myself really rubbing myself hard... 391 00:31:45,795 --> 00:31:49,249 ♪ If you're looking for trouble You came to the right place 392 00:31:51,454 --> 00:31:54,619 ♪ If you're looking for trouble Just look right in my face 393 00:31:56,728 --> 00:31:58,166 ♪ I was born standing up 394 00:31:59,605 --> 00:32:01,044 ♪ And talking back 395 00:32:01,523 --> 00:32:05,168 ♪ My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack 396 00:32:06,317 --> 00:32:08,139 ♪ Because I'm evil ♪ 397 00:32:08,715 --> 00:32:09,386 Cousin Bo! 398 00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:11,879 What's the trouble, Kitten? 399 00:32:14,086 --> 00:32:15,716 "Breaking in a brand new broken heart? 400 00:32:17,058 --> 00:32:19,072 "Lost that loving feeling? 401 00:32:20,127 --> 00:32:21,757 "Three cigarettes in an ashtray? " 402 00:32:22,236 --> 00:32:23,867 It's worse than any song could say. 403 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,128 If anyone could, the King would. I know, I know the hurt. 404 00:32:27,894 --> 00:32:29,525 Been there. Nick's been shacking? 405 00:32:30,292 --> 00:32:31,059 Not now, Bo. 406 00:32:31,347 --> 00:32:33,456 I'll lay him right out. Boom! Like that. 407 00:32:35,469 --> 00:32:37,867 No one messes with my Special K. 408 00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:39,689 All right, Baby. 409 00:32:40,745 --> 00:32:43,238 Baby, you're the 50-foot woman. 410 00:32:45,539 --> 00:32:46,402 You'd better not be getting hitched. 411 00:32:46,689 --> 00:32:48,416 No! The dummy was just too short. 412 00:32:55,896 --> 00:32:56,951 "Here's looking at you, kid." 413 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,759 I got my teeth fixed. 414 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,239 Good for you, Bo. 415 00:33:13,924 --> 00:33:14,788 Are you circumcised? 416 00:33:15,267 --> 00:33:16,034 What? 417 00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:17,951 Are you circumcised? 418 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:19,390 Circularise? 419 00:33:20,253 --> 00:33:21,500 No, circumcised! 420 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,418 My circulation's fine. 421 00:33:24,281 --> 00:33:26,295 No. Are you circumcised? You know? 422 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,610 Does a man's calzone look better that way? 423 00:33:31,856 --> 00:33:33,295 Is it more attractive to women with... 424 00:33:34,830 --> 00:33:37,132 I'd like to fuck a woman with a backside as big as the world. 425 00:33:38,761 --> 00:33:40,295 Are you listening to me? I'm talking to you. 426 00:33:40,871 --> 00:33:41,542 Well, who wants to know? 427 00:33:42,022 --> 00:33:43,940 You cocksucker. You should have been a scientist. 428 00:33:46,049 --> 00:33:47,775 It's cleaner. It's cleaner without the foreskin. 429 00:33:48,639 --> 00:33:50,940 Most guys in pornos, John Leslie nobody better. 430 00:33:52,091 --> 00:33:53,050 Yes. I would say, yes. 431 00:33:55,927 --> 00:33:56,886 Are you circumcised? 432 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:58,899 Hell, no. That shit hurts. 433 00:33:59,762 --> 00:34:01,200 Somebody cuts my dick it better be for vengeance. 434 00:34:01,681 --> 00:34:03,886 ♪ One, two, three, uh! 435 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,243 ♪ Hot pants! 436 00:34:07,721 --> 00:34:09,160 ♪ Hey, hot pants! 437 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:13,475 ♪ Hot pants! Smokin'! Hot pants! 438 00:34:15,394 --> 00:34:16,737 ♪ Where it's at 439 00:34:17,311 --> 00:34:19,133 ♪ That's where it's at 440 00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:21,339 ♪ Baby, take your Fryburg 441 00:34:22,490 --> 00:34:23,640 ♪ Looks much better with time 442 00:34:24,024 --> 00:34:24,791 I fucking love you! 443 00:34:25,079 --> 00:34:26,517 - ♪ My fever keeps growing - I fucking love you! 444 00:34:26,996 --> 00:34:28,243 ♪ Girl, you're blowing my mind! ♪ 445 00:34:29,394 --> 00:34:33,134 We've got the address, no last name. Find the love shack. 446 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:35,244 You got a weapon? 447 00:34:41,476 --> 00:34:43,971 Maybe we should stop get something bigger. 448 00:34:47,038 --> 00:34:48,477 I don't need something bigger. 449 00:34:53,943 --> 00:34:54,614 Yes. 450 00:34:55,670 --> 00:34:57,205 Do you have a decrease in libido? 451 00:34:57,779 --> 00:34:58,642 Sure. Thank you. 452 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,423 Do you have a decrease in strength and/or endurance? 453 00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:06,314 Have you lost height? Are your erections less strong? 454 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,670 Has your uncircumcised foreskin 455 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:12,835 ever resulted in an adverse reaction from your partner? 456 00:35:15,616 --> 00:35:17,822 Does the shape of your glans cause you anxiety? 457 00:35:19,355 --> 00:35:21,657 Are you concerned about inadequate penile hygiene? 458 00:35:23,384 --> 00:35:25,110 If you answered, "Yes, " to question one 459 00:35:25,685 --> 00:35:26,453 Mr Murder, please. 460 00:35:27,028 --> 00:35:28,466 ...or at least three of the questions 461 00:35:28,945 --> 00:35:31,438 you may be a candidate for adult circumcision. 462 00:35:33,644 --> 00:35:37,001 I heard you with Fryburg. You make loud noises and I hear them. 463 00:35:37,959 --> 00:35:38,918 You make loud noises? 464 00:35:39,302 --> 00:35:42,083 Yeah. I want to make them, too. I told my psychiatrist. 465 00:35:42,850 --> 00:35:43,617 - What? - What? 466 00:35:43,905 --> 00:35:44,960 I had nothing else to tell him. So... 467 00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:47,453 Fuck off, Fryburg. 468 00:35:48,028 --> 00:35:48,891 I'm a fucking star. 469 00:35:49,275 --> 00:35:51,097 Did he do his Richard Gere for you? Jumping all around in his jockstrap? 470 00:35:51,673 --> 00:35:52,536 Gere! 471 00:35:52,824 --> 00:35:54,454 - Richard Gere, he's hot! - Hot chocolate! 472 00:35:55,029 --> 00:35:55,796 Chetty! 473 00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:57,331 He's got an ass that yodels. 474 00:35:57,713 --> 00:35:58,576 Call me! 475 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,782 Chetty, Junior! Chetty, Junior! 476 00:36:03,468 --> 00:36:04,715 Good God! Chetty! 477 00:36:06,057 --> 00:36:07,496 Mom. Fryburg, Ma! 478 00:36:07,974 --> 00:36:09,029 Was für ein Name ist denn Fryburg? Fryburg? 479 00:36:09,413 --> 00:36:10,660 Chester the Molester. 480 00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:11,906 You're just jealous. 481 00:36:12,290 --> 00:36:15,263 Look, I know that you know that I know that you want me, Connie-lingus. 482 00:36:16,702 --> 00:36:20,059 Don't you talk to her like that, you animal! I'll put your head in a pillory! 483 00:36:23,030 --> 00:36:23,893 Your father called. 484 00:36:24,948 --> 00:36:25,620 So? 485 00:36:26,291 --> 00:36:28,401 He wants to come to your sister's house for the holidays. 486 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:30,606 How am I going to face him? 487 00:36:35,977 --> 00:36:38,182 Some day, somewhere, somehow 488 00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:42,113 I am going to go up in one of those metal cans and I am gonna fly away. 489 00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:45,566 Far away. 490 00:36:50,648 --> 00:36:51,799 Okay, this is the block. 491 00:36:52,374 --> 00:36:54,484 That redheaded skank is going down. 492 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:59,951 ♪ Someone I belong to 493 00:37:02,539 --> 00:37:03,690 I've got your back. 494 00:37:04,074 --> 00:37:07,718 ♪ Doesn't belong to me 495 00:37:08,772 --> 00:37:10,978 Men. They blow smoke up your ass 496 00:37:12,129 --> 00:37:13,088 make you pregnant 497 00:37:14,143 --> 00:37:15,869 then go hunt for new snapper. 498 00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:19,322 ♪ Someone who can be faithful 499 00:37:20,663 --> 00:37:25,075 ♪ Who knows that I have to be 500 00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:33,801 ♪ Why must I be alone? 501 00:37:35,048 --> 00:37:37,734 ♪ So 502 00:37:38,501 --> 00:37:40,899 ♪ Why can I 503 00:37:41,665 --> 00:37:46,651 ♪ On my own 504 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,295 ♪ So 505 00:37:53,173 --> 00:37:56,337 ♪ Alone from night to night you find me 506 00:37:59,309 --> 00:38:00,076 Is Tula here? 507 00:38:00,364 --> 00:38:01,706 ♪ Too weak 508 00:38:02,186 --> 00:38:03,337 Does that bitch live here? 509 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,776 ♪ To break the chains that bind me 510 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:05,927 No. 511 00:38:06,694 --> 00:38:09,283 ♪ I need no shackles 512 00:38:10,433 --> 00:38:12,543 ♪ To remind me 513 00:38:14,077 --> 00:38:17,050 ♪ I'm just a prisoner 514 00:38:17,914 --> 00:38:19,736 ♪ Of love 515 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,667 ♪ For one command 516 00:38:24,243 --> 00:38:27,024 ♪ I stand and wait now 517 00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:32,682 ♪ For one who's master of my fate now 518 00:38:33,736 --> 00:38:34,408 Yeah, baby. 519 00:38:36,134 --> 00:38:38,052 ♪ I can't escape 520 00:38:39,202 --> 00:38:42,174 ♪ For it's too late now 521 00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:46,779 ♪ I'm just a prisoner of love 522 00:38:47,738 --> 00:38:49,368 ♪ Just a prisoner of love 523 00:38:49,942 --> 00:38:54,066 ♪ Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love 524 00:38:56,559 --> 00:38:59,821 ♪ What's the good of my caring 525 00:39:00,683 --> 00:39:01,450 Give it up. 526 00:39:01,834 --> 00:39:03,752 ♪ If someone is sharing 527 00:39:04,327 --> 00:39:07,204 ♪ Those arms 528 00:39:08,067 --> 00:39:09,985 ♪ With me 529 00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:14,013 ♪ Although he has another 530 00:39:14,972 --> 00:39:17,753 ♪ I can't have another 531 00:39:18,616 --> 00:39:20,534 ♪ 'Cause I'm 532 00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:24,464 ♪ I'm not free 533 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,397 ♪ He is in my dreams 534 00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,754 ♪ Awake or sleeping 535 00:39:33,863 --> 00:39:35,972 ♪ Upon my knees 536 00:39:36,452 --> 00:39:38,754 ♪ To her I'm creeping 537 00:39:39,521 --> 00:39:42,782 ♪ His very life, my very life 538 00:39:43,644 --> 00:39:45,754 ♪ Is in his keeping 539 00:39:47,288 --> 00:39:51,028 ♪ Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love ♪ 540 00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:53,905 Thongs, half bras, full bras 541 00:39:54,481 --> 00:39:58,029 g- strings, push-up bras, teddies garter belts, crotchless panty hose. 542 00:39:59,851 --> 00:40:01,577 Fuck bloomers. That's what I sell. 543 00:40:02,919 --> 00:40:04,453 To rich, tan, bored housewives 544 00:40:04,932 --> 00:40:07,043 who take the fat from their ass-cheeks and inject it into their lips. 545 00:40:08,290 --> 00:40:10,783 If you're gonna kiss someone's arse, then you should know that's what you're kissing. 546 00:40:11,837 --> 00:40:13,467 Personally, I think kissing's sexier than shagging 547 00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:15,577 but you're sucking on chicken fat there. 548 00:40:16,057 --> 00:40:16,920 Not that their husbands mind. 549 00:40:17,303 --> 00:40:18,935 You know, they're out buying big homes, buying paintings 550 00:40:19,414 --> 00:40:21,428 going to the fucking opera taking one up the bum for the Queen 551 00:40:22,098 --> 00:40:24,304 while the misses are out sticking their fannies in my face. 552 00:40:24,975 --> 00:40:26,701 Does my bum look big in this? Can you see my cellulite? 553 00:40:27,756 --> 00:40:29,866 What they need, these women is a good old-fashioned horsefuck. 554 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,551 They can buy all the new panties they want but they get stained, don't they? 555 00:40:33,318 --> 00:40:35,332 Stained panties, part of life no matter how hard you wipe. 556 00:40:36,003 --> 00:40:37,058 I think you're dead sexy. 557 00:40:38,976 --> 00:40:39,743 Not at first. 558 00:40:40,893 --> 00:40:44,537 Then one day, I looked up and I saw you working with your shirt off and your gut out. 559 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,182 "That's a man" I said to myself. 560 00:40:48,566 --> 00:40:49,333 A real man. 561 00:40:50,196 --> 00:40:51,922 Someone to take me down the pub for a pint. 562 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:56,908 You're way too old for me but I figure you only go round once in life. 563 00:40:58,826 --> 00:41:01,992 I've got, what, 75 years if I don't get hit by a bus? 564 00:41:04,868 --> 00:41:06,210 I want to kiss you, big man. 565 00:41:07,553 --> 00:41:09,375 I want to give you a big, sloppy, wet kiss. 566 00:41:11,771 --> 00:41:13,115 You won't tell anyone, right? 567 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,759 Inch by inch 568 00:41:18,102 --> 00:41:20,020 the elephant fucked the ant. 569 00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:44,473 Ouch. 570 00:41:46,582 --> 00:41:47,925 I'm qualified to satisfy you. 571 00:41:49,939 --> 00:41:52,144 Don't worry, kid. We'll find the ho. 572 00:41:53,008 --> 00:41:55,117 We've got to think like Kojak. "Who loves you, baby? " 573 00:41:56,268 --> 00:41:59,049 We'll smoke her redheaded ass out then we'll let the music play. 574 00:42:00,871 --> 00:42:02,310 What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. 575 00:42:03,076 --> 00:42:05,186 Who knows what anybody's doing? 576 00:42:06,913 --> 00:42:08,064 Some people fear the Lord. 577 00:42:09,502 --> 00:42:10,365 I fear women. 578 00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:11,899 What really happened 579 00:42:13,145 --> 00:42:14,104 between you and Roe? 580 00:42:16,214 --> 00:42:16,981 Roe 581 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:23,119 was my first love. 582 00:42:24,941 --> 00:42:27,338 I traced her name in cowshit. She was "my first..." 583 00:42:29,544 --> 00:42:30,886 "my last, my everything." 584 00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:36,065 Was it, um, true, I mean, that you had... 585 00:42:38,270 --> 00:42:38,942 What? 586 00:42:41,051 --> 00:42:41,819 Um. 587 00:42:42,105 --> 00:42:42,873 Trouble? 588 00:42:43,736 --> 00:42:44,599 Only with Roe. 589 00:42:46,325 --> 00:42:47,285 With other chicks 590 00:42:48,819 --> 00:42:49,586 I'm Barry White. 591 00:42:51,217 --> 00:42:54,765 I go to the meat market I'm in and out like car service. 592 00:42:55,819 --> 00:42:57,929 - Okay, okay. - I don't mean to be crude, but it's the truth. 593 00:42:59,846 --> 00:43:01,382 Maybe I knew her too well. 594 00:43:01,861 --> 00:43:02,533 I don't know. 595 00:43:03,587 --> 00:43:04,545 Is that why she left? 596 00:43:06,847 --> 00:43:07,902 She met the Greek. 597 00:43:14,519 --> 00:43:15,478 Come here. 598 00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:16,629 Come up here. 599 00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:19,985 ♪ I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window 600 00:43:23,341 --> 00:43:27,369 ♪ I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind 601 00:43:30,726 --> 00:43:34,274 ♪ She was my woman 602 00:43:35,232 --> 00:43:36,287 Spank, spank! 603 00:43:38,013 --> 00:43:41,466 ♪ As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind 604 00:43:45,301 --> 00:43:49,041 ♪ My, my, my, Delilah 605 00:43:52,398 --> 00:43:56,426 ♪ Why, why, why, Delilah? 606 00:43:59,590 --> 00:44:01,700 ♪ I could see 607 00:44:02,371 --> 00:44:05,344 ♪ That girl was no good for me 608 00:44:07,069 --> 00:44:10,522 ♪ But I was lost like a slave that no man could free 609 00:44:13,974 --> 00:44:17,234 ♪ At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting 610 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:21,455 The Greek! 611 00:44:21,838 --> 00:44:25,003 ♪ I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door 612 00:44:27,591 --> 00:44:28,262 Roe! 613 00:44:29,126 --> 00:44:29,893 Why? 614 00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:32,674 ♪ She stood there laughing 615 00:44:35,743 --> 00:44:39,291 ♪ I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more 616 00:44:42,647 --> 00:44:46,963 ♪ My, my, my, Delilah 617 00:44:49,744 --> 00:44:52,429 ♪ Why, why, why, Delilah? 618 00:44:53,195 --> 00:44:54,442 You stabbed me. 619 00:44:56,935 --> 00:44:59,141 ♪ So before 620 00:45:00,579 --> 00:45:02,882 ♪ They come to break down the door 621 00:45:04,127 --> 00:45:08,251 ♪ Forgive me, Delilah I just couldn't take any more 622 00:45:25,799 --> 00:45:28,389 ♪ So before 623 00:45:29,157 --> 00:45:31,842 ♪ They come to break down the door 624 00:45:32,993 --> 00:45:35,582 ♪ Forgive me, Delilah, I just couldn't take 625 00:45:36,348 --> 00:45:41,622 ♪ Any more! ♪ 626 00:45:43,062 --> 00:45:43,733 Bo? 627 00:45:45,842 --> 00:45:46,705 Roe? 628 00:45:46,993 --> 00:45:47,760 Bo. 629 00:45:49,678 --> 00:45:50,349 Loser. 630 00:45:58,117 --> 00:46:00,035 ♪ I know a guy who's tough but sweet 631 00:46:02,241 --> 00:46:04,542 ♪ He's so fine, he can't be beat 632 00:46:06,459 --> 00:46:08,761 ♪ He's got everything that I desire 633 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,502 ♪ Sets the summer sun on fire 634 00:46:14,994 --> 00:46:16,624 ♪ I want candy 635 00:46:19,022 --> 00:46:20,652 ♪ I want candy ♪ 636 00:46:21,419 --> 00:46:24,009 Wait, whoa, whoa! What are you... What is going on here? 637 00:46:25,639 --> 00:46:26,694 What are you wear... That... 638 00:46:27,077 --> 00:46:29,187 Oh, my God. That's Mrs Lipshitz's daughter's dress. 639 00:46:29,858 --> 00:46:30,817 What is she gonna say if she sees that? 640 00:46:31,105 --> 00:46:32,639 She's gonna say that I look better than her daughter Stacy in it. 641 00:46:33,310 --> 00:46:34,078 That's what she's gonna say. 642 00:46:34,364 --> 00:46:35,132 - Take it off. - No. 643 00:46:35,515 --> 00:46:38,873 - Right now. Take it off. Now! - It's wasted on her. I'm not taking it off! 644 00:46:39,832 --> 00:46:40,695 They're engaged. 645 00:46:48,653 --> 00:46:51,531 You two must think I'm the cucumber in the gardener's ass. 646 00:46:53,929 --> 00:46:55,079 Your mother know about this, Chetty? 647 00:46:55,462 --> 00:46:56,709 Yes, Chetty, does your mother know? 648 00:46:57,284 --> 00:46:59,490 Fryburg does as Fryburg pleases. Fryburg is a free man! 649 00:47:00,353 --> 00:47:02,175 I don't care if he calls himself Melvin the Moon Man 650 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:03,614 he's not marrying my daughter. 651 00:47:03,902 --> 00:47:05,436 - You're not going to come to my wedding? - I'm coming. 652 00:47:05,915 --> 00:47:06,970 Your mother's not coming to the nuptials? 653 00:47:07,353 --> 00:47:08,408 - Hold on. - Ma, you want a hit? 654 00:47:08,792 --> 00:47:10,997 If I died and was born again no, I'm not coming. 655 00:47:11,669 --> 00:47:13,491 I'm your daughter! Your baby daughter! 656 00:47:14,066 --> 00:47:14,833 I'm in love, Ma. 657 00:47:15,312 --> 00:47:16,751 Love is the vaguest word in the human vocabulary. 658 00:47:17,327 --> 00:47:19,532 - My head is full of Fryburg. - It's terrible and beautiful. 659 00:47:20,204 --> 00:47:21,546 - His lips fill my dreams. - Empty glasses. 660 00:47:22,026 --> 00:47:23,081 - When I'm away from him... - Senseless conversations. 661 00:47:23,464 --> 00:47:25,478 - ...my thoughts are of him and only him. - Cigarette ashes. 662 00:47:26,148 --> 00:47:27,395 He's my first love. 663 00:47:27,779 --> 00:47:29,313 Well, anybody can be in love. 664 00:47:29,792 --> 00:47:31,328 - I've read romances... - When you've seen your lover... 665 00:47:31,903 --> 00:47:33,438 - ...puke his guts out... - ...in prose and verse... 666 00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:35,547 - ...grow a cyst on his ass... - ...in different languages. 667 00:47:36,026 --> 00:47:37,848 - ...crush you with his beer belly... - So I must be... 668 00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:40,437 - ...stink of cheese... - I must be in love. I love Fryburg... 669 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,451 - ...reach in there and rip your heart out - ...Mom... 670 00:47:42,930 --> 00:47:45,617 ...and leaves a big, empty hole then and only then can you say, "I love him!" 671 00:47:46,862 --> 00:47:48,493 Do you even love dad? 672 00:47:52,233 --> 00:47:54,822 I loved him. He pulled down the shade. 673 00:47:56,739 --> 00:47:57,411 Now I hate him. 674 00:48:00,288 --> 00:48:01,726 Why did you guys even get married then? 675 00:48:05,657 --> 00:48:06,329 I... 676 00:48:07,575 --> 00:48:08,342 I was lonely. 677 00:48:10,933 --> 00:48:11,700 He was handsome. 678 00:48:15,631 --> 00:48:19,083 Wild, crazy eyes, like an animal peering out of a forest on fire. 679 00:48:23,111 --> 00:48:24,071 You know, love doesn't... 680 00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:30,879 Not everything is cured by love, huh? 681 00:48:35,194 --> 00:48:37,016 Look, my life has been one hell of a mess 682 00:48:37,591 --> 00:48:39,605 but you are one of the reasons that I keep trying. 683 00:48:42,099 --> 00:48:43,153 Rosebud's my heartache. 684 00:48:48,331 --> 00:48:50,057 Get a life and then do love. 685 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,182 Don't throw your dreams into the never-never. 686 00:48:55,716 --> 00:48:57,442 Life doesn't give you second chances. 687 00:49:00,989 --> 00:49:02,812 Come on, baby. Check it out! Check it out! 688 00:49:04,058 --> 00:49:04,922 We're gonna work. 689 00:49:06,456 --> 00:49:07,606 Hey, you asshole. 690 00:49:18,635 --> 00:49:22,471 Tease me, tease me! Hammer me! Slam me! Drill me! 691 00:49:23,526 --> 00:49:25,060 You did it for me. For me! 692 00:49:25,635 --> 00:49:27,937 Give me all of that helldog! Pour it into my red-hot oven! 693 00:49:28,607 --> 00:49:30,525 Ooh, yeah, does it feel different? Oh, does it feel different? 694 00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,636 Tease me! Love me! Don't stop! 695 00:49:33,307 --> 00:49:35,513 Oh, it's so beautiful! Oh, yeah! It's so beautiful! 696 00:49:36,183 --> 00:49:40,211 Oh, yeah! I can't believe... I can't believe you cut it off for me! 697 00:49:42,033 --> 00:49:44,911 You kill me! Oh! Yeah! Yes! I love it! 698 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:48,075 Go on. Keep going, Nicky! You know you can! You know you can! 699 00:49:48,746 --> 00:49:50,472 You used to be an athlete, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did. 700 00:49:51,047 --> 00:49:53,924 That's it! Ooh, you filthy bugger! Oh, keep going now. I love it! I love it! 701 00:49:55,938 --> 00:49:59,487 Oh, God, yes! Oh, yeah! Like that. 702 00:50:03,322 --> 00:50:05,528 It's lovely like that! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 703 00:50:13,008 --> 00:50:15,405 Give me that fucking fairy dusting, Nick. 704 00:50:31,803 --> 00:50:32,666 You know what? 705 00:50:34,872 --> 00:50:36,022 Next time a flag rises 706 00:50:37,556 --> 00:50:38,708 you can knock on me back door. 707 00:50:40,721 --> 00:50:41,680 Marlon Brando style. 708 00:50:46,763 --> 00:50:50,407 What do you mean, up... Up your stovepipe? 709 00:50:52,709 --> 00:50:53,476 Yeah. 710 00:50:54,531 --> 00:50:55,202 Sure. 711 00:50:55,969 --> 00:50:56,640 Why not? 712 00:50:59,037 --> 00:51:00,092 Open my safe. 713 00:51:04,215 --> 00:51:05,174 This is great chicken. 714 00:51:05,559 --> 00:51:07,573 I'd better stop eating it. I'll blow up like a fucking whale. 715 00:51:09,010 --> 00:51:10,641 You don't want a fat bird for a girlfriend, do you? 716 00:51:13,038 --> 00:51:14,477 God. You are one crude broad. 717 00:51:18,407 --> 00:51:19,463 Is that what you think of me? 718 00:51:22,244 --> 00:51:24,162 I'm not a thinker. No. 719 00:51:28,189 --> 00:51:30,203 Do you think of me? Ever? 720 00:51:33,368 --> 00:51:35,478 Tell me what you like about me. And don't be fucking polite. 721 00:51:40,943 --> 00:51:42,094 The nasty way you look at me. 722 00:51:44,875 --> 00:51:45,547 Mmm-hmm. 723 00:51:47,178 --> 00:51:50,534 The way you touch your hair and you twirl it. 724 00:51:53,890 --> 00:51:54,561 Right. 725 00:51:55,424 --> 00:51:58,493 Your soft, white basket 726 00:51:59,931 --> 00:52:00,794 up in the air 727 00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:04,343 staring at me like a third eyeball. 728 00:52:07,315 --> 00:52:08,083 You're funny. 729 00:52:08,465 --> 00:52:09,232 Your... 730 00:52:13,261 --> 00:52:14,604 I don't know, just, you're... 731 00:52:16,809 --> 00:52:18,440 Your red everything. 732 00:52:24,001 --> 00:52:25,055 I really like you. 733 00:52:25,727 --> 00:52:26,687 I like you, too. 734 00:52:29,179 --> 00:52:31,672 What about our future? What are we gonna do? 735 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,386 Just living till you die is hard work. 736 00:52:50,755 --> 00:52:55,359 ♪ Tell me your love is true 737 00:52:57,469 --> 00:53:01,017 ♪ Like I love you 738 00:53:13,963 --> 00:53:17,127 ♪ Too many times romantic words are spoken 739 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:20,964 ♪ Too many words of love are said in vain 740 00:53:22,114 --> 00:53:25,087 ♪ Too many times a foolish heart is broken 741 00:53:26,142 --> 00:53:29,210 ♪ And left with just a memory for a token 742 00:53:30,648 --> 00:53:34,676 ♪ How can I know that you won't hurt me, too? 743 00:53:36,499 --> 00:53:38,225 ♪ Do you love me the way you kiss me? 744 00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:41,197 ♪ 'Cause you kiss me like you love me 745 00:53:41,868 --> 00:53:43,402 ♪ Do you mean everything you say 746 00:53:43,978 --> 00:53:45,800 ♪ And do you say everything you mean? 747 00:53:48,294 --> 00:53:49,732 ♪ Do you love me the way you hold me? 748 00:53:50,307 --> 00:53:52,417 ♪ 'Cause you hold me like you love me 749 00:53:53,663 --> 00:53:55,006 ♪ Is it only a lovely dream 750 00:53:55,485 --> 00:53:58,170 ♪ Or can I dream of a wedding day? 751 00:54:36,241 --> 00:54:37,871 ♪ Do you love me the way you hold me? 752 00:54:38,447 --> 00:54:40,556 ♪ 'Cause you hold me like you love me 753 00:54:41,515 --> 00:54:45,064 ♪ Is it only a lovely dream or can I dream 754 00:54:47,653 --> 00:54:51,776 ♪ Of a wedding day? ♪ 755 00:55:05,873 --> 00:55:06,640 Tsk. 756 00:55:12,010 --> 00:55:14,407 There's nothing so magical as a woman's ass! 757 00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:19,586 Give me hot broads in high heels with asses that forgot to get old. 758 00:55:27,929 --> 00:55:30,231 What is with men, huh? They think they can whip their schlongs out 759 00:55:30,997 --> 00:55:33,394 whenever they want just in broad daylight for the whole world to see? 760 00:55:34,066 --> 00:55:34,929 Give the guy a break. 761 00:55:35,505 --> 00:55:36,943 - What? - Man is a beast. 762 00:55:37,807 --> 00:55:41,547 Take myself, for instance. I see a young girl get up on a school bus 763 00:55:42,984 --> 00:55:45,957 jeans riding low, showing a thong. 764 00:55:47,683 --> 00:55:51,040 My first thought is "I want to buzz your butt." 765 00:55:51,998 --> 00:55:52,862 - Am I right? - Uh-huh. 766 00:55:53,725 --> 00:55:57,561 My second, "How could your mommy and daddy allow you to go to school like that?" 767 00:55:58,711 --> 00:55:59,862 You should be ashamed of yourself. 768 00:56:00,245 --> 00:56:03,027 I am, but it doesn't last. Blah blah blah. 769 00:56:03,890 --> 00:56:04,657 Do you know where we're going? 770 00:56:04,945 --> 00:56:07,438 Ring-a-ding-ding. All right, $1.69, plus tax. 771 00:56:08,301 --> 00:56:09,068 Where? 772 00:56:09,835 --> 00:56:12,233 Round two Baby Mazoa against Spice Wallah. 773 00:56:12,999 --> 00:56:14,629 Baby looks a little bit out of shape, there. 774 00:56:16,836 --> 00:56:17,699 Come on! 775 00:56:19,329 --> 00:56:20,672 These guys today, they can't fight! 776 00:56:21,150 --> 00:56:22,205 - Daddy. - What? 777 00:56:22,589 --> 00:56:23,356 I've got to talk to you. 778 00:56:23,644 --> 00:56:24,507 I'm in the flesh. 779 00:56:24,795 --> 00:56:26,425 Yeah, but it's something that's really really important... 780 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,439 In the kidney, hit him in the kidney! 781 00:56:28,919 --> 00:56:30,549 - 'Cause I've been wrestling... - Have some liquorice. 782 00:56:31,124 --> 00:56:31,891 No, thank you. 783 00:56:32,275 --> 00:56:33,138 Where's your mother? 784 00:56:33,521 --> 00:56:34,384 Mother? 785 00:56:34,672 --> 00:56:37,933 That's it! Hit him in the stomach! In the stomach! In the stomach! Yeah! 786 00:56:40,713 --> 00:56:41,576 - Dad? - Yeah. 787 00:56:43,207 --> 00:56:44,358 I'm going into wedlock. 788 00:56:55,193 --> 00:56:56,153 So what did your mother say? 789 00:56:58,838 --> 00:57:00,181 She says I can't... 790 00:57:03,632 --> 00:57:05,550 She says I can't marry no one. I'm... 791 00:57:07,948 --> 00:57:08,907 I'm too young. 792 00:57:11,304 --> 00:57:12,263 So she's against it. 793 00:57:14,373 --> 00:57:15,236 Right. 794 00:57:19,168 --> 00:57:20,127 And so am I. 795 00:57:22,044 --> 00:57:22,812 What? 796 00:57:23,963 --> 00:57:26,264 You guys don't even talk to one another anymore. 797 00:57:27,031 --> 00:57:28,566 Well, I don't have to talk to your mother to agree with her. 798 00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:30,100 That doesn't make any sense. 799 00:57:33,456 --> 00:57:36,717 There's a lot of things in this pothole of a life that don't make sense. 800 00:57:38,156 --> 00:57:39,019 But you do them. 801 00:57:40,074 --> 00:57:42,279 It takes me a good, solid hour plus coffee and a cigarette 802 00:57:42,950 --> 00:57:45,443 to evacuate in the morning. Does that make sense? No. 803 00:57:47,361 --> 00:57:50,431 But I do it, because when I'm high up on that bridge, I don't have a choice. 804 00:57:54,841 --> 00:57:55,608 Okay. 805 00:58:21,117 --> 00:58:22,651 Don't overreact. Let me finish what I'm saying. 806 00:58:23,130 --> 00:58:24,376 What do you mean we don't know each other enough? 807 00:58:24,856 --> 00:58:25,911 - I've known you since you were born. - I know that we... 808 00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:29,075 I know. But we don't know each other like we're getting to know each other right now 809 00:58:29,843 --> 00:58:31,282 and I don't want to hop in right now. I want to date... 810 00:58:31,762 --> 00:58:33,775 Let me tell you something, Baby. It's all or nothing with Fryburg, okay? 811 00:58:34,446 --> 00:58:35,213 All or nothing! 812 00:58:35,501 --> 00:58:37,227 You take all of me or you take none of me. I live right there. 813 00:58:37,802 --> 00:58:39,816 How am I gonna show my face in this neighbourhood if you don't marry me now? 814 00:58:40,391 --> 00:58:41,830 Don't say that right now. Let's just... We love each other... 815 00:58:42,308 --> 00:58:44,131 What do you want me to do? You want me to change? Fryburg can't change. 816 00:58:45,954 --> 00:58:46,721 Fryburg stays like this. 817 00:58:47,008 --> 00:58:48,351 - You fell in love with this. - Don't take that away from me. 818 00:58:48,830 --> 00:58:51,132 That's it! And you know what? You're not in my band anymore. 819 00:58:51,803 --> 00:58:52,570 Oh, God. 820 00:58:52,857 --> 00:58:53,816 That's not what this is about... 821 00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:54,967 You're not in my band anymore! 822 00:58:56,405 --> 00:58:57,174 - Oh, God. - Get back here 823 00:58:57,461 --> 00:58:58,516 and let's finish the conversation... 824 00:58:58,900 --> 00:58:59,763 - I loved you! - ...Iike mature adults! 825 00:59:00,146 --> 00:59:01,489 No not loved. Get back here! 826 00:59:15,201 --> 00:59:15,969 Hello. 827 00:59:18,941 --> 00:59:19,709 Can I help? 828 00:59:20,476 --> 00:59:21,339 Twat did you say? 829 00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:23,160 Do you need help? 830 00:59:23,544 --> 00:59:25,558 Cunt hear you. Scum a little closer. 831 00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:28,339 What did you say? 832 00:59:30,737 --> 00:59:34,189 What kind of underwear do you think a man fancies? 833 00:59:36,586 --> 00:59:38,121 - Depends on the man. - A man with a moustache. 834 00:59:40,039 --> 00:59:41,094 What sort of moustache? 835 00:59:41,477 --> 00:59:42,245 A dirty one. 836 00:59:44,162 --> 00:59:45,025 Dirty black one? 837 00:59:46,751 --> 00:59:48,381 Yeah. You hit the nail on the head. 838 00:59:50,107 --> 00:59:51,067 I like doing that. 839 00:59:53,847 --> 00:59:56,053 I'm in the market for some underwear. The, uh 840 00:59:57,683 --> 01:00:00,560 kind of underwear that makes a man lose his mind. 841 01:00:02,478 --> 01:00:04,493 Okay, well, I can help you with that. 842 01:00:09,575 --> 01:00:10,821 You know, a long time ago 843 01:00:12,068 --> 01:00:14,369 women didn't wear underwear if they were well-bred. 844 01:00:15,903 --> 01:00:17,533 Only prostitutes wore panties. 845 01:00:19,932 --> 01:00:22,329 Right. I didn't know that. 846 01:00:25,301 --> 01:00:27,602 Well, now you know. 847 01:00:31,151 --> 01:00:33,357 Right. Do you want to follow me? 848 01:00:37,864 --> 01:00:38,918 Oh, God, I'm dying! 849 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:40,165 No, you're not, sir. 850 01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:41,699 I'm dying! I'm dying! 851 01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:42,946 Where is the pain, sir? 852 01:00:43,616 --> 01:00:44,863 Stomach! It's his stomach. 853 01:00:46,398 --> 01:00:48,221 What did you eat, sir? What was the last thing that you ate? 854 01:00:51,577 --> 01:00:54,166 You said you were gonna leave some for me. That was a four-pound tub! 855 01:00:54,932 --> 01:00:55,700 You ate the whole tub? 856 01:00:58,385 --> 01:00:59,153 How you doing, Mr Murder? 857 01:01:02,509 --> 01:01:04,235 How you doing? How's married life? 858 01:01:04,810 --> 01:01:06,920 Better, sir. Much better. Thanks for your words of wisdom. 859 01:01:07,399 --> 01:01:08,646 - He tried to kill his self. - With what? 860 01:01:09,221 --> 01:01:10,084 Black Liquorice. 861 01:01:10,372 --> 01:01:12,962 You tell your mother I apologise. You tell her 862 01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:17,852 men are seaweed. Women are oak trees. 863 01:01:18,715 --> 01:01:20,345 Amen. Men die young. 864 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:24,469 They think they ladies' men, 24l7. Attila of the Springs and shit. 865 01:01:26,003 --> 01:01:27,825 Lips raw with love and then they be dead. 866 01:01:30,702 --> 01:01:31,949 You tell your mother I'm truly sorry. 867 01:01:35,017 --> 01:01:36,072 I know your tragedy. 868 01:01:36,455 --> 01:01:37,222 What tragedy? 869 01:01:38,085 --> 01:01:38,950 You got a loose one. 870 01:01:40,484 --> 01:01:41,347 Loose what? 871 01:01:41,731 --> 01:01:42,498 Pussy. 872 01:01:42,785 --> 01:01:44,895 Fuck you! What did you say? 873 01:01:45,566 --> 01:01:46,620 Wide fucking shores. 874 01:01:47,196 --> 01:01:49,210 You calling me used goods? Who the fuck are you? 875 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:51,991 Second-hand love doesn't work for me, bitch. 876 01:01:52,567 --> 01:01:53,430 Don't worry, love. 877 01:01:54,196 --> 01:01:56,402 I lose interest in a man as soon as he begins to care for me. 878 01:01:57,361 --> 01:01:58,799 I'm gonna rip your can wide open! 879 01:02:05,992 --> 01:02:08,869 ♪ Hee, hee, hee 880 01:02:09,636 --> 01:02:10,883 Stop it! 881 01:02:12,321 --> 01:02:13,088 I'll kill you! 882 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,541 ♪ Hee, hee, hee 883 01:02:17,403 --> 01:02:19,513 Get your fingers off me you stupid cow! 884 01:02:20,089 --> 01:02:21,527 Kick that big, red butt. 885 01:02:23,158 --> 01:02:24,308 Why you try to kill yourself, sir? 886 01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:28,623 ♪ Well brunettes are fine, man And blondes are fun 887 01:02:29,390 --> 01:02:32,075 ♪ But when it comes to getting a dirty job done 888 01:02:32,843 --> 01:02:34,569 ♪ I'll take a redheaded woman 889 01:02:36,774 --> 01:02:38,213 ♪ A redheaded woman 890 01:02:39,651 --> 01:02:43,391 ♪ It takes a redheaded woman To get a dirty job done 891 01:02:44,446 --> 01:02:45,884 I'm going to break your face! 892 01:02:47,323 --> 01:02:49,720 ♪ Well, listen up, stud your life's been wasted 893 01:02:50,487 --> 01:02:53,364 ♪ Till you've got down on your knees and tasted 894 01:02:54,228 --> 01:02:55,858 ♪ A redheaded woman 895 01:02:58,062 --> 01:02:59,309 ♪ A redheaded woman 896 01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:02,954 ♪ It takes a redheaded woman 897 01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:05,160 ♪ Get a dirty job done 898 01:03:05,926 --> 01:03:07,556 The one in the middle's mine she looks dirty! 899 01:03:08,324 --> 01:03:10,913 ♪ Well, I don't know how many girls you've dated, man 900 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,366 ♪ But you ain't lived till you've had your tires rotated 901 01:03:15,228 --> 01:03:16,954 ♪ By a redheaded woman 902 01:03:18,872 --> 01:03:20,119 ♪ Redheaded woman 903 01:03:20,598 --> 01:03:21,270 Ow! 904 01:03:21,941 --> 01:03:25,393 ♪ It takes a redheaded woman get a dirty job done ♪ 905 01:03:26,351 --> 01:03:27,695 Well, she done made that man sick. 906 01:03:32,873 --> 01:03:33,928 It's no picnic being a guy. 907 01:03:35,462 --> 01:03:36,421 Right? It's hard. 908 01:03:37,955 --> 01:03:40,929 I mean, If I was a woman I would have been a prostitute. 909 01:03:43,902 --> 01:03:46,683 I broke up with Wanda. Her ass was a travesty. 910 01:03:48,504 --> 01:03:50,134 There's just some things you can't overlook. 911 01:03:54,450 --> 01:03:55,601 What is going on out there? 912 01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:00,587 Get him, get him! 913 01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:07,588 Well, I'd run too, if I was gonna be a steak. 914 01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:13,437 Oh. 915 01:04:14,109 --> 01:04:16,794 Mrs Murder. Nice to see you. How are you? 916 01:04:18,519 --> 01:04:19,766 Every breath is a victory. 917 01:04:20,917 --> 01:04:21,685 Hiya, Mom. 918 01:04:22,356 --> 01:04:23,986 Don't you, "Hi, Mom" me. 919 01:04:29,068 --> 01:04:30,698 I told you. I told you! 920 01:04:32,328 --> 01:04:36,453 In the sixth grade, I told you "Never tell a woman your business." 921 01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:40,384 "You just do your thing and you keep it to yourself!" 922 01:04:44,411 --> 01:04:45,274 Maybe I should go. 923 01:04:45,658 --> 01:04:46,617 Sit down! 924 01:04:53,713 --> 01:04:57,358 I've got one foot on the banana peel and one foot in the grave. 925 01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:00,617 And you do this to me? 926 01:05:02,824 --> 01:05:05,509 You have got dinosaur balls, buster. 927 01:05:07,809 --> 01:05:09,440 I should have clopped them off when you were a kid. 928 01:05:10,015 --> 01:05:12,413 I'm your son, Ma! I could use some help. 929 01:05:13,276 --> 01:05:15,099 Does it look like I'm wearing a white uniform? 930 01:05:16,058 --> 01:05:17,304 I'm supposed to be number one. 931 01:05:17,687 --> 01:05:20,372 You overshot your boundaries, number one! 932 01:05:21,523 --> 01:05:23,920 You go and get yourself a mistress and on top of that 933 01:05:24,688 --> 01:05:26,318 you got yourself circumcised! 934 01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:29,482 Jesus! We're not even Jewish! 935 01:05:30,154 --> 01:05:31,017 I told him not to do it. 936 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,510 Shut up! Who asked you? 937 01:05:34,373 --> 01:05:38,113 You're just like your father. And your grandfather. May they rest in peace. 938 01:05:44,538 --> 01:05:45,401 Oh, yeah. 939 01:05:50,291 --> 01:05:51,346 Nicholas Nicotine. 940 01:05:51,730 --> 01:05:55,471 Wolf lungs. The doctor says he's got wolf lungs. They're all black. 941 01:05:59,785 --> 01:06:01,895 Did I tell you his grandfather tried to have sex with me? 942 01:06:04,005 --> 01:06:04,772 Really? 943 01:06:05,060 --> 01:06:05,827 I'm telling you. 944 01:06:07,936 --> 01:06:09,375 Told me my husband was a boy. 945 01:06:10,142 --> 01:06:12,731 That he could do things to me that I couldn't imagine. 946 01:06:14,649 --> 01:06:15,512 Sexually? 947 01:06:16,088 --> 01:06:19,157 Well, yeah, sure. He wasn't talking about going to Jersey. 948 01:06:21,553 --> 01:06:22,417 Jersey. 949 01:06:23,184 --> 01:06:27,020 That man, my father-in-law had more ass than the seat on a toilet. 950 01:06:29,704 --> 01:06:31,814 Once he had an affair with his architect's wife. 951 01:06:33,253 --> 01:06:36,994 He had them over to the house. Right in front of his wife, he said to me 952 01:06:38,048 --> 01:06:39,678 "You take care of him and I'll take care of her." 953 01:06:42,363 --> 01:06:43,610 Like I was his whore! 954 01:06:45,528 --> 01:06:46,487 You can't do that nowadays. 955 01:06:47,636 --> 01:06:48,788 His own daughter-in-law. 956 01:06:49,939 --> 01:06:51,090 He was dancing with her. 957 01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,679 He was a good dancer. 958 01:06:55,501 --> 01:06:56,364 And the woman 959 01:06:57,322 --> 01:06:58,856 Mrs Thompson was her name 960 01:06:59,528 --> 01:07:00,583 she had no bloomers on. 961 01:07:01,733 --> 01:07:02,981 I seen it when he twirled her. 962 01:07:05,474 --> 01:07:07,584 My mother-in-law was in the kitchen pulling her hair out. 963 01:07:12,762 --> 01:07:14,584 And now this bastard goes and does the same thing. 964 01:07:16,215 --> 01:07:17,653 It's in the genes. He can't help it. 965 01:07:20,433 --> 01:07:21,584 That long ago dance. 966 01:07:23,310 --> 01:07:24,269 I'm telling you 967 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:26,955 I don't think I'm over it yet. 968 01:07:28,967 --> 01:07:31,749 Three generations of whoremasters. 969 01:07:37,216 --> 01:07:38,175 Ever been on a plane? 970 01:07:38,845 --> 01:07:40,283 No. Never. 971 01:07:43,257 --> 01:07:44,120 Someday. 972 01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:46,326 Yeah. Someday. 973 01:07:49,010 --> 01:07:49,969 - Look, Tula... - Nicky? 974 01:07:55,243 --> 01:07:56,107 You shaved your moustache. 975 01:07:56,779 --> 01:07:57,738 Yeah, yeah. It's gone. 976 01:07:59,751 --> 01:08:00,614 Forever? 977 01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:06,464 You know, I could never... 978 01:08:07,518 --> 01:08:09,821 I can never find the right words to say what I'm trying to say. 979 01:08:11,450 --> 01:08:13,176 Then don't say anything. 980 01:08:16,916 --> 01:08:17,971 We gotta stop. 981 01:08:18,354 --> 01:08:19,409 No. No, it doesn't. 982 01:08:19,792 --> 01:08:21,519 - Yeah. We're through. It's over. - No! 983 01:08:23,533 --> 01:08:26,027 Come on. We deserve each other. 984 01:08:26,794 --> 01:08:28,520 Huh. You may be right about that, but... 985 01:08:29,094 --> 01:08:30,629 I am! You were meant for me. 986 01:08:32,451 --> 01:08:34,561 Look, I almost love you. 987 01:08:38,397 --> 01:08:39,451 "Killing me softly." 988 01:08:41,561 --> 01:08:42,520 I gotta go home. 989 01:08:42,904 --> 01:08:43,767 Home? 990 01:08:45,973 --> 01:08:46,931 Where is home? 991 01:08:50,288 --> 01:08:53,165 A place where a girl with kind eyes named Kitty lives. 992 01:08:57,768 --> 01:08:58,727 I love my wife. 993 01:08:59,110 --> 01:08:59,877 Yeah. 994 01:09:00,260 --> 01:09:01,315 She's not gonna take you back. 995 01:09:01,699 --> 01:09:02,562 Yeah, we'll see. I... 996 01:09:04,481 --> 01:09:05,440 You fit into me. 997 01:09:08,029 --> 01:09:08,700 You know. 998 01:09:10,330 --> 01:09:11,289 But I gotta change. 999 01:09:13,015 --> 01:09:14,741 I'm a slow learner, but I'm gonna change. 1000 01:09:16,179 --> 01:09:18,002 You wouldn't be able to say that if I was licking your balls. 1001 01:09:20,878 --> 01:09:21,741 It'd be hard. 1002 01:09:22,605 --> 01:09:24,618 Yeah, it'd be hard. It'd be rock hard. 1003 01:09:25,194 --> 01:09:27,016 Yeah, look, there's more to life than that, Tula. Okay. 1004 01:09:27,591 --> 01:09:28,454 I let you in. 1005 01:09:29,221 --> 01:09:33,153 I let you open my apple like a fucking flower in the fucking rain, you fuck! 1006 01:09:34,304 --> 01:09:35,743 There's more to life than a hard on, okay? 1007 01:09:36,222 --> 01:09:39,099 No, there's not! It starts there, doesn't it? 1008 01:09:39,961 --> 01:09:41,016 That's where life starts. 1009 01:09:41,879 --> 01:09:43,030 - Let me suck you before you leave me. - No. 1010 01:09:43,509 --> 01:09:44,373 - Go on. - No. 1011 01:09:44,661 --> 01:09:45,428 No! 1012 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,333 ♪ Under here 1013 01:10:08,347 --> 01:10:11,033 ♪ You just take my breath away 1014 01:10:12,758 --> 01:10:14,293 ♪ Under here 1015 01:10:14,772 --> 01:10:17,937 ♪ The water flows over my head 1016 01:10:19,374 --> 01:10:20,525 ♪ I can hear 1017 01:10:21,484 --> 01:10:23,881 ♪ The little fishes 1018 01:10:24,937 --> 01:10:27,718 ♪ Under here whispering 1019 01:10:28,581 --> 01:10:31,075 ♪ Your most terrible name 1020 01:10:31,841 --> 01:10:33,567 ♪ Under here 1021 01:10:34,143 --> 01:10:37,307 ♪ They've given me starfish for eyes 1022 01:10:38,171 --> 01:10:40,569 ♪ And your head 1023 01:10:41,335 --> 01:10:46,322 ♪ Is a big red balloon 1024 01:10:47,664 --> 01:10:51,116 ♪ Under here your huge hand is heavy on my chest 1025 01:10:52,459 --> 01:10:54,473 ♪ And under here, sir 1026 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:57,638 ♪ Your lovely voice retreats 1027 01:10:58,596 --> 01:11:00,514 ♪ And yes 1028 01:11:01,185 --> 01:11:06,652 ♪ You take my breath away 1029 01:11:47,216 --> 01:11:49,038 ♪ And I glow 1030 01:11:50,379 --> 01:11:53,065 ♪ With the greatness 1031 01:11:54,503 --> 01:11:59,874 ♪ Of my hate for you ♪ 1032 01:12:36,985 --> 01:12:37,848 Kitty, I... 1033 01:12:38,136 --> 01:12:39,095 - Stay away from me. - Please. 1034 01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:40,630 - I'm not talking to you. - I'm your husband. 1035 01:12:41,013 --> 01:12:42,835 I know that, you're the one that forgot it. 1036 01:12:43,410 --> 01:12:44,369 Can't you forgive? 1037 01:12:44,753 --> 01:12:45,616 The die is cast. 1038 01:12:45,999 --> 01:12:46,862 From the bottom of my heart... 1039 01:12:47,150 --> 01:12:48,301 You made your bed. Go lie in it 1040 01:12:48,684 --> 01:12:49,931 - I apologise. - ...with your slut! 1041 01:12:50,411 --> 01:12:51,370 I know I lied to you. 1042 01:12:51,752 --> 01:12:52,615 Point blank. 1043 01:12:52,904 --> 01:12:55,014 Can't you give me one more chance? Please! 1044 01:12:55,685 --> 01:12:57,699 I'll do anything. Anything. I'll give you anything. 1045 01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:02,109 I love you. 1046 01:13:02,972 --> 01:13:05,178 Maybe I don't know how to show it like they do in the movies or in books 1047 01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:07,480 but I love. I have love to give! 1048 01:13:13,425 --> 01:13:16,014 I don't want your tired gestures of love. 1049 01:13:30,495 --> 01:13:31,933 ♪ This is a man's world 1050 01:13:35,865 --> 01:13:37,400 ♪ This is a man's world 1051 01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:44,591 ♪ But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing 1052 01:13:46,798 --> 01:13:49,003 ♪ Without a woman or a girl 1053 01:13:55,332 --> 01:13:56,291 ♪ You see 1054 01:13:56,674 --> 01:13:57,825 Oh, my God, a dog! 1055 01:13:58,209 --> 01:13:59,551 ♪ Man made the train 1056 01:14:02,524 --> 01:14:04,250 ♪ To carry the heavy load 1057 01:14:06,935 --> 01:14:08,470 ♪ Man made the electric light 1058 01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:12,018 ♪ To take us out of the dark 1059 01:14:15,374 --> 01:14:17,292 ♪ Man made the boat for the water 1060 01:14:19,594 --> 01:14:20,936 ♪ Like Noah made the Ark 1061 01:14:21,990 --> 01:14:25,347 ♪ This is a man's, man's, man's world 1062 01:14:26,881 --> 01:14:28,992 ♪ But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing 1063 01:14:30,334 --> 01:14:31,869 ♪ Without a woman or a girl 1064 01:14:37,622 --> 01:14:40,979 ♪ He's lost in the wilderness 1065 01:14:45,198 --> 01:14:46,252 ♪ He's lost 1066 01:14:49,513 --> 01:14:50,760 ♪ In bitterness ♪ 1067 01:15:01,788 --> 01:15:04,377 ♪ I tell myself what's done is done 1068 01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:08,693 ♪ I tell myself don't be a fool 1069 01:15:30,748 --> 01:15:33,146 Whoa, whoa, mister, hey! What do you think you're doing? 1070 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:35,447 Shovelling. 1071 01:15:36,310 --> 01:15:37,940 Not in my yard. Hey! 1072 01:15:38,899 --> 01:15:40,050 What are we, peeping Toms? 1073 01:15:40,434 --> 01:15:41,393 Buddy, you don't have to put this here... 1074 01:15:41,776 --> 01:15:45,612 This is my boyfriend! My boyfriend! My one and only! 1075 01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:48,873 He's the Fruitman. I know who he is. He works at the Big R. 1076 01:15:49,544 --> 01:15:51,654 You got one beautiful pair of little hills there, lady. 1077 01:15:52,613 --> 01:15:54,914 - What? - I watch you like dessert. 1078 01:15:56,256 --> 01:15:58,749 Bending over in them tight little clamdiggers. 1079 01:15:59,517 --> 01:16:02,011 Feeling the tomatoes. Squeezing them. 1080 01:16:03,928 --> 01:16:06,997 Full moons. Grand, wide open cans. 1081 01:16:07,860 --> 01:16:11,312 Oh, woman's ass! Roundly defeating man's in every class! 1082 01:16:12,367 --> 01:16:13,518 Frances, that's enough! 1083 01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:14,764 - Shut up, Ma! - Don't you talk to me... 1084 01:16:15,244 --> 01:16:18,792 You didn't want me to have a boyfriend! You never did! You want them all to yourself! 1085 01:16:19,751 --> 01:16:20,998 The Fruitman's here to stay, Mommy! 1086 01:16:21,477 --> 01:16:22,340 - Don't you talk that way to me! - Hey! 1087 01:16:22,628 --> 01:16:24,066 What the hell's going on out here? 1088 01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:27,518 Die, you bastard! Go on, throw it in his fucking face! 1089 01:16:40,176 --> 01:16:41,903 You just twisted the cap off the tube, buddy. 1090 01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:43,917 When's the last time you and your wife had sex? 1091 01:16:44,396 --> 01:16:45,738 She hasn't been fucked in over a year! 1092 01:16:46,218 --> 01:16:47,848 - Tobacco Road! - Come on, kumquat! 1093 01:16:48,328 --> 01:16:49,574 Fruitman, in the street! 1094 01:16:50,054 --> 01:16:52,068 - In the street! In the street! - In the street! 1095 01:16:52,643 --> 01:16:55,425 Wait, wait, wait! Hey, what are you doing? What do you think you're doing? 1096 01:16:59,835 --> 01:17:00,698 She speaks to me. 1097 01:17:06,451 --> 01:17:07,890 Over here, Magoo! 1098 01:17:08,369 --> 01:17:09,329 Come on. Come on. Time for school! 1099 01:17:09,713 --> 01:17:10,480 - Come on! - Ding dong, baby! 1100 01:17:12,014 --> 01:17:13,069 What's the matter, can't you smell me? 1101 01:17:13,453 --> 01:17:15,754 - Come here. - Sad fuck! Come on, kill him! Murder him! 1102 01:17:18,726 --> 01:17:19,781 - Time for school, baby. - Come on. 1103 01:17:20,261 --> 01:17:22,467 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Come on! 1104 01:17:23,330 --> 01:17:24,193 Hit him! 1105 01:17:24,576 --> 01:17:27,933 Get him! Murder him! Come on! Get him! Get in there! Punch him! 1106 01:17:34,069 --> 01:17:34,836 Come on, hurry up! 1107 01:17:35,124 --> 01:17:36,276 Ow, you fuck! 1108 01:17:36,659 --> 01:17:40,112 ♪ It must be him, it must be him 1109 01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:42,989 ♪ Or I shall die ♪ 1110 01:17:43,564 --> 01:17:46,249 Get him! Come on! Kill him! Punch him! Kill him! 1111 01:17:50,756 --> 01:17:53,825 Give me a slap! Come on! Punch him, I wanna see some blood! 1112 01:17:54,687 --> 01:17:56,797 Show me you love me! Dickhead, show me you fucking love me! 1113 01:17:57,948 --> 01:17:58,907 Choke him! That's it! 1114 01:18:00,057 --> 01:18:01,784 Sweetheart! Watch out! 1115 01:18:05,140 --> 01:18:06,674 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1116 01:18:07,921 --> 01:18:10,798 Fuck! She hit me with a fucking tree! 1117 01:18:11,565 --> 01:18:14,922 Fucking troublemaker! I'll kill you with a Glamour Stretcher! 1118 01:18:19,908 --> 01:18:21,922 Come on, you skinny thing. Come on, you bastard. 1119 01:18:25,278 --> 01:18:28,346 ♪ It must be him, it must be him 1120 01:18:29,209 --> 01:18:31,320 ♪ Or I shall die ♪ 1121 01:18:54,047 --> 01:18:57,117 My name is Rosebud. I did not begin right. 1122 01:18:59,130 --> 01:19:01,239 If I was ever well it was before I can remember. 1123 01:19:03,061 --> 01:19:06,705 We're a crazy family but there's love still here. 1124 01:19:09,677 --> 01:19:11,788 Our next door neighbours are mean people. 1125 01:19:12,939 --> 01:19:15,432 Frances' mother was in a circus. She was an acrobat. 1126 01:19:16,198 --> 01:19:18,692 And she tried and tried to have a baby and finally she had Frances 1127 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:24,063 a foul-mouthed, spoiled princess who fell in love with The Fruitman 1128 01:19:25,117 --> 01:19:27,323 who was born without a brain and a pea for a heart. 1129 01:19:29,624 --> 01:19:32,693 This is my statement of feelings. Thank you very much. 1130 01:20:02,516 --> 01:20:03,475 Rara, where are you going? 1131 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:14,887 So how are you? 1132 01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:17,860 Fine. You? 1133 01:20:23,422 --> 01:20:24,285 My head hurts. 1134 01:20:37,710 --> 01:20:40,299 "Will there be any stars any stars in my crown" 1135 01:20:44,424 --> 01:20:46,054 "When the evening sun goes down?" 1136 01:20:49,601 --> 01:20:51,711 "Will there be any stars in my crown?" 1137 01:21:05,808 --> 01:21:06,671 What can I say? 1138 01:21:08,588 --> 01:21:09,739 There's nothing to say. 1139 01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:19,808 Ethel Merman. 1140 01:21:27,768 --> 01:21:29,206 What about Ethel Merman? 1141 01:21:29,685 --> 01:21:31,412 - I never liked Ethel Merman. - Yeah? 1142 01:21:33,809 --> 01:21:38,029 When I took you to see her she intruded on our aloneness 1143 01:21:39,179 --> 01:21:41,289 with that foghorn of a voice. 1144 01:21:42,344 --> 01:21:43,687 There's lots of kinds of singers. 1145 01:21:44,070 --> 01:21:45,605 - Ethel belted. - Yeah. 1146 01:21:48,385 --> 01:21:50,494 Didn't... Didn't Ernest Borgnine give her a smack? 1147 01:21:51,166 --> 01:21:51,838 Yep. Yep. 1148 01:21:53,948 --> 01:21:56,920 Gave her the bloody end of the stick. Marriage lasted a week. 1149 01:22:00,372 --> 01:22:02,002 Well, you can't blame Ernie. 1150 01:22:03,536 --> 01:22:06,223 "You Can't Get A Man With A Gun" would drive any man crazy. 1151 01:22:12,263 --> 01:22:13,414 Ray Middleton, him I liked. 1152 01:22:13,893 --> 01:22:14,565 Hmm. 1153 01:22:27,989 --> 01:22:30,675 ♪ The girl that I marry would have to be 1154 01:22:32,977 --> 01:22:35,375 ♪ Soft and as pink as a nursery 1155 01:22:38,251 --> 01:22:40,744 ♪ The girl I call my own 1156 01:22:43,717 --> 01:22:45,923 ♪ Would wear satin and laces 1157 01:22:47,649 --> 01:22:49,087 ♪ And smell like cologne ♪ 1158 01:24:25,271 --> 01:24:28,723 Dear Father, forgive me for I have sinned. It's been... 1159 01:24:31,215 --> 01:24:33,997 twenty, thirty years since my last confession. 1160 01:24:38,217 --> 01:24:39,560 Do you believe in God? 1161 01:24:40,805 --> 01:24:43,107 I don't know. I'd like to. 1162 01:24:53,272 --> 01:24:55,382 I'm a jealous, selfish man. 1163 01:24:58,833 --> 01:25:01,232 My wife, she never got her due, not from me. 1164 01:25:03,437 --> 01:25:04,588 I loved her, but, but... 1165 01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:08,807 that's not enough. 1166 01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:16,383 Now the, uh 1167 01:25:19,451 --> 01:25:21,177 smoke fairy's gonna make me disappear. 1168 01:25:23,862 --> 01:25:24,917 Puff by puff. 1169 01:25:27,316 --> 01:25:29,234 My sweet little Princess Nicotine. 1170 01:25:33,069 --> 01:25:34,411 I'm going to die, Father. 1171 01:25:35,562 --> 01:25:37,576 Like everybody does, even the rich people. 1172 01:25:43,426 --> 01:25:45,248 So I just thought that maybe it was time to, uh 1173 01:25:48,604 --> 01:25:50,522 get a few things down on the record. 1174 01:26:08,071 --> 01:26:09,126 I'm Kitty's husband. 1175 01:26:12,098 --> 01:26:12,961 I know. 1176 01:26:20,632 --> 01:26:21,400 Two things. 1177 01:26:23,990 --> 01:26:25,428 Two things a man should be able to do. 1178 01:26:25,908 --> 01:26:28,497 Be romantic and smoke his brains out. 1179 01:26:32,428 --> 01:26:33,291 I agree. 1180 01:26:51,991 --> 01:26:53,046 ♪ One 1181 01:26:53,429 --> 01:26:57,169 ♪ Thou shalt never love another 1182 01:26:58,608 --> 01:27:00,046 ♪ Thou shalt never love another 1183 01:27:00,525 --> 01:27:01,292 ♪ Two 1184 01:27:01,580 --> 01:27:04,841 ♪ And stand by me all the while 1185 01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:07,814 ♪ And stand by me all the while 1186 01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:09,157 ♪ Three 1187 01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:13,184 ♪ Take happiness with the heartaches 1188 01:27:14,526 --> 01:27:15,965 ♪ Take happiness with the heartaches 1189 01:27:16,445 --> 01:27:17,212 ♪ Four 1190 01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:20,952 ♪ And go through life wearing a smile 1191 01:27:22,006 --> 01:27:23,253 ♪ And go through life wearing a smile 1192 01:27:23,636 --> 01:27:26,513 ♪ Oh, how happy we will be 1193 01:27:27,376 --> 01:27:29,487 ♪ If we keep 1194 01:27:30,158 --> 01:27:33,610 ♪ The ten commandments of love 1195 01:27:35,432 --> 01:27:38,404 ♪ Of love 1196 01:27:40,609 --> 01:27:41,376 ♪ Five 1197 01:27:41,664 --> 01:27:45,021 ♪ Thou should always have faith in me 1198 01:27:47,419 --> 01:27:48,857 ♪ Thou should always have faith in me 1199 01:27:49,337 --> 01:27:52,501 ♪ In everything I say and do ♪ 1200 01:27:54,514 --> 01:27:56,146 - Can I sit down? - Sure. 1201 01:28:05,159 --> 01:28:06,118 I really miss you. 1202 01:28:14,173 --> 01:28:15,324 I miss you, too. 1203 01:28:20,789 --> 01:28:21,844 I wanted to ask you 1204 01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:25,298 if you could maybe... 1205 01:28:30,380 --> 01:28:33,161 I'll be there for you. I'll take care of you. But I... 1206 01:28:34,311 --> 01:28:36,805 I can't, you know. 1207 01:28:37,573 --> 01:28:38,627 Oh, no, no, no. 1208 01:28:40,545 --> 01:28:41,696 That's not what I'm asking you. 1209 01:28:44,572 --> 01:28:45,243 Oh. 1210 01:28:46,682 --> 01:28:47,737 Sorry. 1211 01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:49,560 No, I'm sorry. I should've... 1212 01:28:50,998 --> 01:28:53,012 - I mean, I want to. - Well. 1213 01:28:53,682 --> 01:28:55,121 I still have feelings. 1214 01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:56,943 I should hope so. 1215 01:28:59,724 --> 01:29:01,642 What I wanted to ask you is 1216 01:29:04,327 --> 01:29:08,163 now that I'm not feeling so good if maybe you could 1217 01:29:10,848 --> 01:29:11,807 once in a while 1218 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,890 scare me or something. 1219 01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:21,205 You know, let me know I'm still alive. 1220 01:29:28,301 --> 01:29:29,068 Okay. 1221 01:29:29,355 --> 01:29:30,507 - You understand? - I do. 1222 01:29:31,561 --> 01:29:32,328 Okay. 1223 01:29:41,151 --> 01:29:42,014 Thank you. 1224 01:29:43,452 --> 01:29:44,507 You're welcome. 1225 01:31:39,678 --> 01:31:40,541 I love you. 1226 01:31:47,637 --> 01:31:48,884 I love you, too. 1227 01:31:52,528 --> 01:31:53,391 Kiss me. 1228 01:32:09,789 --> 01:32:11,804 "I never knew the sky could be so deep a blue 1229 01:32:13,912 --> 01:32:15,926 "Until I knew I could not grow old with you" 1230 01:32:27,146 --> 01:32:28,105 Hello. 1231 01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:30,503 Yeah. 1232 01:32:31,941 --> 01:32:32,804 Yeah. 1233 01:32:35,776 --> 01:32:36,639 Yeah. 1234 01:34:57,223 --> 01:34:59,908 ♪ The girl that I marry would have to be 1235 01:35:02,114 --> 01:35:04,511 ♪ Soft and as pink as a nursery 1236 01:35:07,292 --> 01:35:09,785 ♪ The girl I call my own 1237 01:35:12,950 --> 01:35:15,156 ♪ Would wear satin and laces 1238 01:35:16,785 --> 01:35:18,032 ♪ And smell like cologne 1239 01:35:21,293 --> 01:35:23,787 ♪ Her nails will be polished and in her hair 1240 01:35:26,758 --> 01:35:28,581 - ♪ She'll wear a gardenia - ♪ There'll be a gardenia 1241 01:35:29,156 --> 01:35:30,498 ♪ And I'll be there 1242 01:35:32,512 --> 01:35:35,966 ♪ Instead of flittin', she'll be sittin' 1243 01:35:37,787 --> 01:35:40,184 ♪ Next to me and she'll purr like a kitten 1244 01:35:44,787 --> 01:35:46,993 ♪ A doll I can carry 1245 01:35:48,527 --> 01:35:50,637 ♪ The girl that I marry 1246 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:53,706 ♪ Must be ♪ 1247 01:36:21,803 --> 01:36:24,104 ♪ Didn't I make you feel 1248 01:36:26,213 --> 01:36:29,667 ♪ Like you were the only man? 1249 01:36:33,982 --> 01:36:37,530 ♪ Didn't I give you everything that a woman possibly can? 1250 01:36:40,982 --> 01:36:44,723 ♪ But with all the love I give you it's never enough 1251 01:36:45,777 --> 01:36:47,408 ♪ But I'm gonna show you, baby 1252 01:36:48,270 --> 01:36:50,380 ♪ That a woman can be tough 1253 01:36:51,147 --> 01:36:53,736 ♪ So come on, come on 1254 01:36:54,503 --> 01:36:57,285 ♪ Come on, come on 1255 01:36:58,147 --> 01:37:01,216 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 1256 01:37:02,846 --> 01:37:03,805 ♪ Break it 1257 01:37:04,189 --> 01:37:07,353 ♪ Break another little bit of my heart now, honey 1258 01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:09,367 ♪ Have a 1259 01:37:09,655 --> 01:37:12,628 ♪ Have another little piece of my heart now, baby 1260 01:37:14,738 --> 01:37:18,286 ♪ You know you've got it if it makes you feel good 1261 01:37:19,244 --> 01:37:21,642 ♪ You're out on the street 1262 01:37:22,409 --> 01:37:23,752 ♪ Looking good 1263 01:37:24,232 --> 01:37:27,684 ♪ And you know deep down in your heart that ain't right 1264 01:37:30,176 --> 01:37:34,300 ♪ You never, never hear me when I cry at night 1265 01:37:38,423 --> 01:37:41,684 ♪ I tell myself that I can't stand the pain 1266 01:37:42,931 --> 01:37:46,671 ♪ But when you hold me in your arms I say it again 1267 01:37:49,068 --> 01:37:51,370 ♪ So come on, come on 1268 01:37:52,041 --> 01:37:54,247 ♪ Come on, come on 1269 01:37:54,918 --> 01:37:55,685 ♪ Take it 1270 01:37:55,973 --> 01:37:58,754 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 1271 01:38:00,287 --> 01:38:01,150 ♪ Break it 1272 01:38:01,534 --> 01:38:04,316 ♪ Break another little bit of my heart now, baby 1273 01:38:05,083 --> 01:38:06,330 ♪ You can have a 1274 01:38:06,809 --> 01:38:10,549 ♪ Have another little piece of my heart now, baby 1275 01:38:11,603 --> 01:38:15,632 ♪ You know you got it if it makes you feel good 1276 01:38:18,412 --> 01:38:21,289 ♪ Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 1277 01:38:22,727 --> 01:38:23,590 ♪ Break it 1278 01:38:23,974 --> 01:38:27,330 ♪ Break another little piece of my heart now, honey ♪ 1279 01:38:40,180 --> 01:38:44,400 ♪ I wonder who's kissing him now 1280 01:38:49,290 --> 01:38:54,181 ♪ I wonder who's showing him how 1281 01:38:58,880 --> 01:39:01,469 ♪ I wonder who's looking 1282 01:39:02,908 --> 01:39:06,935 ♪ Into his eyes 1283 01:39:08,181 --> 01:39:11,443 ♪ Breathing sighs 1284 01:39:12,977 --> 01:39:16,429 ♪ Telling lies 1285 01:39:17,484 --> 01:39:21,128 ♪ I wonder who's buying 1286 01:39:22,374 --> 01:39:24,005 ♪ The wine 1287 01:39:27,266 --> 01:39:32,540 ♪ For lips that I used to call mine 1288 01:39:36,664 --> 01:39:39,445 ♪ And I wonder if he 1289 01:39:41,170 --> 01:39:45,294 ♪ Ever tells her of me 1290 01:39:46,444 --> 01:39:48,075 ♪ I wonder 1291 01:39:48,649 --> 01:39:53,157 ♪ Who's kissing him now ♪ 1292 01:39:56,609 --> 01:39:59,007 That's Rosebud. Rosebud at Cabaret. 1293 01:40:01,403 --> 01:40:05,240 ♪ I asked my love to take a walk 1294 01:40:07,350 --> 01:40:11,090 ♪ Take a walk, just a little way 1295 01:40:12,528 --> 01:40:15,021 ♪ And as we walked along 1296 01:40:15,788 --> 01:40:21,255 ♪ We talked of when would be our wedding day 1297 01:40:23,172 --> 01:40:27,488 ♪ And only say that you'll be mine 1298 01:40:28,733 --> 01:40:32,858 ♪ And in no others' arms entwine 1299 01:40:34,488 --> 01:40:38,132 ♪ Down beside where the waters flow 1300 01:40:39,474 --> 01:40:43,118 ♪ Down by the banks of the Ohio 1301 01:40:45,037 --> 01:40:49,352 ♪ I plunged a knife into her breast 1302 01:40:50,598 --> 01:40:54,914 ♪ And told her she was going to rest 1303 01:40:56,064 --> 01:40:59,997 ♪ She cried, "Oh, Willy, don't you murder me" 1304 01:41:01,243 --> 01:41:05,462 ♪ "I'm not prepared for eternity" 1305 01:41:06,613 --> 01:41:10,642 ♪ And only say that you'll be mine 1306 01:41:12,271 --> 01:41:16,395 ♪ And in no others' arms entwined 1307 01:41:17,833 --> 01:41:21,669 ♪ Down beside where the waters flow 1308 01:41:22,915 --> 01:41:26,848 ♪ Down by the banks of the Ohio 1309 01:41:28,190 --> 01:41:32,026 ♪ And going home between 12:00 and 1:00 1310 01:41:33,368 --> 01:41:37,780 ♪ I cried, "Oh Lord, what have I done?" 1311 01:41:39,027 --> 01:41:42,767 ♪ I killed the girl I love, you see 1312 01:41:44,300 --> 01:41:46,218 ♪ Because she would not marry me ♪ 96384

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