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Mail's here!
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Look, it's our annual rejection
letter from "Family Feud."
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A mustache hair.
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Oh, my God.
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Steve Harvey licked
that envelope himself.
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Wait, this isn't a rejection letter.
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It's an invitation to the second phase
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of the application process...
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"filling out a questionnaire"!
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Oh, yeah!
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But we've got to be very
careful filling it out.
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Says here we can't get another one.
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It's only one question long...
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"What is the funniest thing
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that has ever happened to your family?"
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I could think of 300 funny
things that have happened to us.
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300 funny things.
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I can think of 400 funny things.
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I could think of a million.
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Okay, do 50.
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Okay, first one...
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* Good morning, U.S.A. *
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* I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day *
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* The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face *
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* And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race *
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* Oh, boy, it's swell to say *
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- * Good... *
- * Good morning, U.S.A. *
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Aah!
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* Good morning, U.S.A. *
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This is "Family Feud," guys.
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We need our A-1 stuff.
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What's the funniest thing
that's ever happened to us?
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I heard a funny word at
the doctor yesterday...
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"terminal."
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That's an airport word!
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I have a funny one.
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Remember the time Dad got
locked in the stockades
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in Colonial Williamsburg?
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Sorry I knocked over that plant, Dad.
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They say they'll let you
out at the end of the day.
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Uh, guys?
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I started a small electrical fire
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in Ye Olde Candlery.
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- We gotta run!
- Aah!
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I forgot Roger really ruined that trip.
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Ooh! How about that time
we saw Seinfeld in Hawaii?
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I think that's Seinfeld
at the omelet station.
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You just know he's observing
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some really funny stuff right now.
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Guys, I accidentally
triggered an active volcano.
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We gotta run!
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What's the deal with all this lava?
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Damn it! Roger ruined that, too!
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Ooh! What about the time
we went to that super fancy
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underground cheese shop?
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I can't believe this is the
day I finally get to try Gouda!
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Guys, I accidentally
triggered an active volcano.
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We gotta run!
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And this was the day
I was finally gonna try Gouda!
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Can't we think of one memory
that wasn't ruined by Roger?
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Enchanté.
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The name's Hibachi Liberace:
Terrible Origami Artist.
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Allow me to demonstrate. Mm, too big.
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No!
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Bingo!
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Double bingo!
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And fold, and fold, and... ta-da!
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Hanging chad!
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Remember that?
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From one of the elections or something?
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Damn it, Roger!
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That was our "Family Feud" application!
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We got to the next round?!
That's amazing!
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I wonder what I'll wear if we make it.
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You'll wear nothing.
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That's kinda what I was thinking, too.
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Because we're not going to be
on "Family Feud."
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They famously only give
you one application!
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And you ruined it!
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You ruin everything!
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I don't ruin things!
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We spent all day trying
to remember things,
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but all the rememories were bad!
'Cause of you!
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Being on the "Feud"
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is all the Smiths have ever wanted.
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- So...
- So, what, Stan?
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So, the Smiths are done with you.
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Forever! You must leave at once!
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You guys don't want me to leave, right?
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Fine! I'll go.
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Francine, let's go, baby.
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No!
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We found him,
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the creator of the evil artifact.
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According to the prophecy,
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the artifact can only be destroyed
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by sending it back
into the portal through
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which it appeared on Earth.
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What portal?
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I have 12 chalupas for...
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secret meeting.
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The artifact corrupts and
twists the human mind.
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Once it is destroyed,
the world will finally be at peace.
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I shall take it to America at once.
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Perhaps I should take it, hmm?
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No! He wants it for himself!
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- I'll take it.
- No! Me!
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Friends!
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Beyoncé speaks!
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Don't you see?
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Its power is corrupting even us.
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Don't touch it.
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I must have it!
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Little girl,
what you are holding is very dangerous.
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You must give it to me.
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No problemo.
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Kazim, wait.
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She offers it without hesitation.
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It does not corrupt her.
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She is pure of heart.
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She must be the one.
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We are the Knights Turdlar,
an ancient order tasked
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with destroying this evil excrement.
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We need you to take this somewhere.
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It could be dangerous.
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But it will save the world from evil.
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I will deliver this anywhere you want,
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but you must order it through the app.
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Yeah, that cat doesn't live here
anymore, ya dig?
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We've looked everywhere.
Even Snot's house.
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Come back here!
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Come on, lil' cricket!
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I ain't gonna eat ya!
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Stupid cricket!
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Stupid Smiths!
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Making me lie to crickets
about eating them.
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Oh, hey, little girl.
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Can you grab that cricket for me?
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I ain't gonna eat it or anything.
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Oh, hey, that looks familiar.
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Nice of you to bring it back.
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This is just the cherry
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on top of a really interesting week.
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Well, it's official.
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I'm not black.
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- How do you know?
- Heh!
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'Cause black don't...
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Listen up. This is an emergency.
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Has there been an attack?
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No, silly.
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We live in utopia now!
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The emergency is, I got a new guitar!
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* Everyone is happy in utopia *
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* From Spain to Japan to Ethiopia *
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* Mertz was a bully who
only cared for shoving *
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* But now he's a pacifist
all about loving *
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* Now that the world is at peace *
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* I have my own flock of geese *
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* Everyone is happy in utopia *
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* The roads are all empty *
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* Everyone gets a Bentley *
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* I can dunk a basketball *
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* Everyone is happy in utopia *
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* I used to smoke six times a day,
no joking *
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* But in this new world,
I get high without toking *
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* Everyone is happy in utopia *
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* We're all full of hope-ia *
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* I can fly without my rope-ia *
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* 'Cause everyone loves utopia *
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* And things are going well for me *
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* Too-o-o-o-o *
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This just in. Everything is still great!
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Coming up after the break,
a beautiful sound!
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Oh, what the heck?
Let's just play it right now.
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I hate utopia. I hate this.
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Oh, my God! Thank you!
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Remember when you used
to see a helicopter crash
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on the news and get kind of horned up?
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That's gone.
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And I hate singing that song every day.
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- I miss my old song!
- Daddy.
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That is the silver lining, Rogu.
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At least Roger's been
gone since utopia started.
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Daddy.
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No.
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That's the door.
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Damn, Francine,
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you made the doorbell ring.
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Delivery! And may peace be with...
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Please send me to the Smiths.
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123 Cherry Street.
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It's Roger's mouth!
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They're a bunch of dicks,
but I really need to talk to them.
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Roger! Shh!
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Mm. Mm.
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I think it's Steve,
but just to make sure...
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Get off me!
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Yep! That's my Steve!
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Okay, as you can see, I'm just a mouth.
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That's probably because
I exploded into 300 pieces.
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My ears heard the Knights Turdlar
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talking about how they'd spread
the pieces to the furthest,
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most inaccessible corners of the world.
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That way no one could rebuild me
and return the world to chaos.
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Any questions?
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I might have one.
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Trick question! I can't hear
questions because I'm just a mouth.
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Rogu can help you find the rest of me.
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Probably. I just said a name.
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Does he look confident?
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I can say someone else's name.
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Uhh...
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Calvin?
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Is he still around?
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Daddy ear at mall.
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Daddy's ear.
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Finally,
I can hear your beautiful voices.
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And more importantly,
my own beautiful voice!
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Ugh! I can't do this!
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I can't talk to these gross,
flappy body parts.
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I've got an idea!
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This was my idea!
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And you guys promise me
you got the rainbow sloth
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and not just the brown bear
because it was cheaper?
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Yes, Roger.
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Where to now, Rogu?
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_
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- _
- I do not want to go in there.
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Take these. Someone sold them
to me by the porta-johns.
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I have no idea what they are.
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Coachella!
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EDM is amazing!
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And I never would have found out
if we didn't have to go in there
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to find Roger's elbow.
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Roger's elbow!
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Coachella!
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_
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* I'm your Venus *
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299 pieces.
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Only one to go.
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Possibly the most important of all...
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my butthole.
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We have to find your butthole?
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Without it, no turd.
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You know what they say...
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Butthole always last place you look.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Let's go.
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No [BLEEP] way!
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Hello?
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So, you've come for the butthole.
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Steve Harvey?!
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Unfortunately,
I can't just hand it over to you.
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To obtain it,
you'll have to win the "Feud."
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And since there's no other family here,
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we're going straight to Fast Money!
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I'm gonna ask Roger and Stan
the same five questions.
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If together, they get over 200 points,
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what do the Smiths win?
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The butthole!
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Let's play!
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Name something you don't
want to see in the ocean.
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- Shark.
- Zombies.
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What is a place you go on vacation?
267
00:12:37,438 --> 00:12:38,770
- Hawaii.
- Uzbekistan.
268
00:12:38,772 --> 00:12:41,907
Something you don't want
to find in your pantry.
269
00:12:41,909 --> 00:12:44,242
- Rats.
- Gotta go with Hitler-r-r-r!
270
00:12:44,244 --> 00:12:46,511
A drink you have in the morning.
271
00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:48,447
- Coffee.
- Warm saltwater.
272
00:12:48,449 --> 00:12:50,915
Something you get for your birthday.
273
00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:52,384
- Balloons.
- Potato gravy.
274
00:12:52,817 --> 00:12:54,385
- Okay, Roger.
- Yeah?
275
00:12:54,387 --> 00:12:57,455
As you know, Stan got 198.
276
00:12:57,457 --> 00:12:59,725
- Mm-hmm.
- You've gotten zero so far.
277
00:12:59,727 --> 00:13:03,095
- Yup.
- All you need is two points.
278
00:13:03,997 --> 00:13:05,797
Your final question was,
279
00:13:05,799 --> 00:13:08,867
"What is something you
get for your birthday?"
280
00:13:08,869 --> 00:13:09,935
You said...
281
00:13:09,937 --> 00:13:12,237
- Potato gravy.
- Idiot.
282
00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:15,407
Survey says...
283
00:13:16,476 --> 00:13:18,543
- Oh, yeah!
- We did it!
284
00:13:18,545 --> 00:13:20,879
- Whoo-hoo!
- The Smiths have done it!
285
00:13:20,881 --> 00:13:22,881
They won the butthole!
286
00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:24,082
I ain't gonna lie.
287
00:13:24,084 --> 00:13:25,483
I ain't sad to see it go.
288
00:13:25,485 --> 00:13:27,752
Welcome home, buddy!
289
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:46,437
Aah!
290
00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:50,508
At long last, it's finally mine!
291
00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,443
Wait, you wanted us to have it?
292
00:13:52,445 --> 00:13:53,712
Why did you make us play the game?
293
00:13:53,714 --> 00:13:55,447
I didn't really think it through.
294
00:13:55,449 --> 00:13:57,849
That's why I gave you points
for potato gravy at the end.
295
00:13:57,851 --> 00:14:00,519
Now I'm gonna use this
to put my "Family Feud"
296
00:14:00,521 --> 00:14:02,186
on every channel!
297
00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:03,922
- Wait, how?
- It's very complicated.
298
00:14:03,924 --> 00:14:07,726
Just trust me when I say
that I will rule the...
299
00:14:07,728 --> 00:14:08,793
Jesus!
300
00:14:09,336 --> 00:14:11,329
- Whoa!
- Don't look at it!
301
00:14:11,331 --> 00:14:12,931
This thing is dangerous.
302
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:14,900
I'll destroy it.
303
00:14:17,362 --> 00:14:18,804
Suckers.
304
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:23,341
It's just you and me now.
305
00:14:28,359 --> 00:14:31,208
_
306
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,051
Usual, Dirk?
307
00:15:11,001 --> 00:15:12,758
Where is it?
308
00:15:15,195 --> 00:15:16,461
How'd you find me?
309
00:15:17,222 --> 00:15:19,664
The whole world found you.
310
00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:22,401
Trust me, Steve. You don't want it.
311
00:15:22,403 --> 00:15:24,336
Actually, it's the only thing
312
00:15:24,338 --> 00:15:26,604
I've wanted since I saw it that day.
313
00:15:26,606 --> 00:15:28,873
Well, you're out of luck.
314
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:32,144
I got rid of that thing a long time ago.
315
00:15:32,146 --> 00:15:34,012
Maybe try Craigslist.
316
00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,559
Aah! Aah!
317
00:16:45,952 --> 00:16:48,019
Aah!
318
00:16:54,161 --> 00:16:56,494
You led me right to it, little brother.
319
00:17:14,715 --> 00:17:16,381
You dropped something.
320
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,317
I thought we had a deal.
321
00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:22,253
What happened to girls against boys?
322
00:17:22,255 --> 00:17:24,723
Only one problem.
323
00:17:26,059 --> 00:17:27,392
I'm a woman.
324
00:17:31,999 --> 00:17:34,065
Francine!
325
00:17:35,269 --> 00:17:37,135
That's mine!
326
00:17:50,017 --> 00:17:51,215
Ow!
327
00:17:51,217 --> 00:17:52,950
Give it up, Francine!
328
00:17:52,952 --> 00:17:55,487
You look like shit, Stan.
329
00:18:04,364 --> 00:18:06,565
Stan, please! Don't!
330
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:07,966
You can have it!
331
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:46,204
Hmm, maybe I didn't have
time to stop for fries.
332
00:18:47,674 --> 00:18:49,007
The turd!
333
00:18:49,009 --> 00:18:51,476
- I must have it!
- Give me a break, Klaus.
334
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,811
You're a fish. You're fine.
335
00:18:52,813 --> 00:18:54,279
Yeah, I just wanted to be a part of it.
336
00:18:54,281 --> 00:18:56,748
And they think I mess everything up.
337
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:58,817
Look what they do when I'm not around.
338
00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:00,552
Besides,
even if I do get them in trouble,
339
00:19:00,554 --> 00:19:02,087
I always get them out of it.
340
00:19:02,089 --> 00:19:03,689
Well, not this time.
341
00:19:03,691 --> 00:19:05,824
This time is a bad example.
342
00:19:05,826 --> 00:19:08,293
This time, they're all dead.
343
00:19:08,295 --> 00:19:09,561
You still have me, Roger.
344
00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:12,898
Klaus, please.
I'm not in the mood for jokes.
345
00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:22,173
What the...?
346
00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:24,443
No, no, no, Steve.
347
00:19:24,445 --> 00:19:25,843
Don't come near this bush.
348
00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:28,647
Pal, that burrito did a
number on my alien stomach.
349
00:19:28,649 --> 00:19:30,181
Come on. Let's just go home.
350
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:31,316
Too bad.
351
00:19:31,318 --> 00:19:34,152
I guess I'll never
find my special power.
352
00:19:35,188 --> 00:19:38,790
Whoa, this is where
I laid the Golden Turd!
353
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,059
Hey, what am I doing here? Listen!
354
00:19:41,061 --> 00:19:43,061
You can't leave that
thing in the bushes!
355
00:19:43,063 --> 00:19:46,197
Someone finds it and
ruins your family's lives.
356
00:19:46,199 --> 00:19:47,732
What? Oh, no!
357
00:19:47,734 --> 00:19:49,867
The only way to change
the future is to hide it
358
00:19:49,869 --> 00:19:51,136
where no one can find it.
359
00:19:51,138 --> 00:19:53,604
Don't worry. I'll hide it real good.
360
00:19:53,606 --> 00:19:55,674
Not behind the skateboard in the garage.
361
00:19:55,676 --> 00:19:57,809
Wow, you really want this thing hidden!
362
00:19:57,811 --> 00:19:59,344
Oh, and... and one more thing.
363
00:19:59,346 --> 00:20:01,680
If you don't want to get
kicked out of the house,
364
00:20:01,682 --> 00:20:03,682
don't ever take up origami.
365
00:20:03,684 --> 00:20:05,584
Okay, bye, me!
366
00:20:07,621 --> 00:20:09,620
Hey, Steve! Road trip!
367
00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:11,556
I'm thinking Boca Raton!
368
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,759
It mean's "rat's mouth"!
369
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,337
_
370
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,938
_
371
00:20:19,032 --> 00:20:22,234
Can't we think of one memory
that wasn't ruined by Roger?
372
00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:23,435
Enchanté!
373
00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:26,437
The name's Hibachi Liberace:
Terrible Origami Art...
374
00:20:26,439 --> 00:20:29,240
Wait a second.
I feel like I'm not supposed to do this.
375
00:20:29,242 --> 00:20:31,309
Staples McFoldsalot!
376
00:20:31,311 --> 00:20:32,377
Paper hater!
377
00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:33,779
You think you hate paper?
378
00:20:33,781 --> 00:20:35,647
Wait till you see this!
379
00:20:37,184 --> 00:20:38,850
Roger! No! That's our...
380
00:20:39,276 --> 00:20:41,375
_
381
00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:50,862
Damn it! I want it so bad!
382
00:20:58,339 --> 00:21:04,174
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