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Okay, can you give me a level?
Just talk into the mic,
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Say something about life.
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I grew up in London
and one of my best friends
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thinks marriage is an illness.
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Well, he sounds
like a smart chap, doesn't he?
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Right, uh, we're set.
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This is all very professional.
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Did Jeremy see all this?
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Hold on, is this how it's gonna work?
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You ask me a question
and then interrupt me?
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Sorry, do you want me
to do my job or not?
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Well, I was hoping it might be
a little bit more fun.
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- The big day!
- I know!
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Why are you doing it?
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That's a weird opener, but, okay, um...
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This is the way I do it, Jeremy.
Look, you are welcome, of course,
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to find whole host of amateurs
that will, uh, charge you through the roof,
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if you want it done the normal way.
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- This is beneath you, isn't it?
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Asking me, as a local community TV,
award-winning, documentarian
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on the life of garden insects,
to film your wedding video means,
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I presume, is out of respect,
and not because I work in television,
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therefore I can hold the camera
whilst everybody else enjoys the day.
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Which means?
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- Yes, Jeremy, it is beneath me.
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Marriage is more than just a commitment,
it's...
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a declaration of love to the whole world.
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So you're not worried
about a loss of identity?
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Mrs... What will it be?
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Giddings.
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I'm not here to justify myself, am I?
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You are Jeremy.
it's called a documentary.
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It's a wedding video!
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I knew I should have just booked
someone online.
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-Ah, so you don't respect my work?
-Oh...
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This is going to be
an expensive lesson, isn't it?
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It'll be our wedding gift.
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Was Helen this mean to Alex?
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-Her normal professional self.
-Oh, God.
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Doesn't it feel like society,
the media, politicians,
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they're all pushing you towards this
for their own agenda?
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Um...
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No.
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Can we take a break?
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No, Jack, that's too far, no.
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Come on, wait! Where are you...
Where are you going?
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Wound-up and unsettled
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at exactly eight minutes.
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Nineteen minutes! Damn!
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I know if you've won,
I will never hear the end of this, will I?
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Here we find the creatures
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known as the Ralphus, sleeping
with his adopted brother, the Albert.
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Collectively known as the dimwits.
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- What the fuck!
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-Jacky. Oh, Jacky boy.
-All right, Albert, all right. Just a joke, yeah?
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-All right, listen... All right, fine.
-I'm gonna kill you.
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I'm gonna take you down to Chinatown.
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--Come on. Do you feel that?
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-Do you feel that, Jacky?
-Ahhh!
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Do you submit, Jacky?
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-Jacky! Do you submit?
-All right. All right.
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Okay. Look, I submit. I submit.
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Just get off, get off!
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Stupid.
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Two out of three!
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Ahhh! Off the ropes!
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You think you can win without the elixir of life
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and challenge me in my own domain?
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- I will be champion!
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Come on!
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The man in the chequered pants
is taking you down!
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Oi! Oi! Oi! What the hell are you guys doing?
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Sports entertainment, wrestling for the title.
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WWE, WWE,
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WWE... Oh!
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UFC.
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Who wants coffee?
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All right.
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Yeah, I'll have some
of that fresh-ground stuff.
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Got any soya milk?
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Good morning!
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What are you doing in my room?
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We, uh, made you breakfast.
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You're getting married.
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I'm getting married.
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My perfect day is here.
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--You're getting married!
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You're getting married!
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Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Ahhh!
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-What is it?
-I think you broke my toe.
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What...
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Okay, let's start your perfect day...
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HOW.
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Mum! Dad! I'm up!
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it's a great day.
My baby getting married.
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There's so much to do. Eloy, get up!
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Get up!
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Woman, this is my house.
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I get up when I'm ready to get up!
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Okay, okay, I get up.
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Neil!
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I don't know who you are,
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but you are about two seconds away
from getting a serious pounding!
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- Out!
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-That's it, we're even, yeah, Pete.
-No, no, no.
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No, you still owe me money,
so until I'm paid back...
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All right, dear?
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If it's any consolation, you do look very nice.
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-Oh, give my love to Suzanne.
-Oh, fuck off!
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-All right.
-Oh, you fucking...
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Yeah, go on, laugh.
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Ha!
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--Peter, what the fuck was that?
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Don't worry, man, I'm not gonna say a word.
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I didn't.
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I swear I didn't.
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Mate, she's never, ever,
going to hear it from me, okay?
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So you just have a drink, relax.
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I'm just going to go downstairs
and give you a minute.
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- {SHUSHES)
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Soy sauce! Yeah, very mature, guys!
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Jesus!
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Good... Oh!
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-Morning.
-Yeah.
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Do it, baby, yeah!
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-Hey, bitches!
-Hey, Sarah.
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Hi.
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-Today's the big day! Are you excited?
-Yep.
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By the end of today, I am gonna be
Mrs Alexandra Christina Fernandez-Giddings.
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I know it'll make us cousins,
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but if I weren't in it by blood, I don't know
if I'd marry into this family, so good luck.
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-Thanks.
-Just kidding.
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Or maybe I'll be Mrs Giddings-Fernandez.
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Yeah, do it. Rock on.
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It's a bit New Age, isn't it?
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Where's Anisha?
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-I thought she was with you?
-No. I thought she came here.
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-Great.
-Well, when did you last hear from her?
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-At the hen night.
-Do you think she's okay?
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Yeah, she'll be here. She's been looking
forward to this as much as you, trust me.
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- I'm just going to check my phone.
- Yeah, me too.
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Great. It's the morning of my wedding
and one of my bridesmaids is missing.
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--Oh, God.
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Okay, she might miss it,
but I guess this explains where she is.
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I mean, really, Anisha?
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Okay. Just relax, I'm gonna go tell everyone.
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Whee.
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That looks really tasty.
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I bet Alex had a cooked breakfast
this morning.
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The girls probably cooked for her, though.
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What?
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Did you, you know, with the guy in your bed?
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Alex, I did nothing.
He's just a stupid man with a stupid name,
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Ralphus, making stupid comments.
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Now, now, hold on.
You know how sensitive I am about my name.
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My mum's mind was going through
some things at the time...
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What? Her arse?
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Killer shot!
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Well, okay, so you think I'm stupid?
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At least I didn't turn down
candy-lips last night.
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Marriage is not
just a "once the ring is on the finger" thing.
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Okay, well, what about
that bloke in your bed this morning?
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All right, I'm a little bit confused about that.
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Anyway, last night wasn't even that
type of night. I thought it was pretty tame.
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You're right, it wasn't.
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-Shouldn't you two be getting ready?
-Yeah.
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Delicious. Mmm.
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I have good news and bad news.
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-Why is there never just good news?
-What is it?
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Well, I guess it kind of started
at Alex's hen night.
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That party was so awesome.
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It had absolutely everything.
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We really outdid ourselves.
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But you know Anisha,
she's just never satisfied.
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Then what happen?
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I mean, I'm shock.
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- This is hen night?
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I'm sorry,
what exactly are you trying to tell us?
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Anisha and that stripper
have run off together.
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She would send video to you?
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- Yeah, Anisha would.
- Oh.
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Yeah, I'm sure it's her.
God, Anisha, come on.
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So what's the good news?
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Oh, yeah. Prada sale, 50% off.
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Ooh, really?
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A bond between two people
that love each other,
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and the day they become
more than just a couple.
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A couple of what?
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Why won't you marry Helen?
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I'm asking the questions.
So, do you think marriage is just vanity?
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Obviously you do.
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You see it in your mind 1,000 times over.
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Perfecting every little detail.
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The flowing white dress,
and horse-drawn carriage, huge cathedral...
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So how close
will this be to the dream?
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Well, I know I'm getting the white dress.
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I love her and I'm proud to say that
to the whole world,
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and if that's vain,
well, book me in for a pedicure.
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As for the other stuff,
the church, dress, cake...
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I just want it to be right for her.
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The day itself is a bigger deal for the guy.
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Are you serious?
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That's ridiculous.
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Come on. A big open display of emotion?
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How often do men do that?
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Guys might think about being married,
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but girls dream of a wedding.
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Emotion?
Aren't most men driven by their dicks?
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Yeah. Maybe.
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But Jeremy's different.
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My God, you stink, man.
What do you eat? Rhino?
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-Why have we got to smoke in here?
-Because he doesn't like it,
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so we always smoke in here.
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Say it's coming through the vents,
he'll blame the neighbours.
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I think I've done a double-flusher.
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Something's turning in my stomach.
It must be nerves.
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What are you nervous about, anyway?
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I don't know.
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This time tomorrow, it's all over for Jeremy.
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You're right, actually.
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You know, we'll be free, single,
getting the ladies, and he'll be done.
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No more one-night stands.
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No more sneaking out in the morning
before the nagging.
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No more telling them, "I'll call you",
and not calling.
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In theory, no more lies. Full stop.
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-Yeah, I couldn't handle that.
-I would hate it.
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Never getting married, me.
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I'll tell you what, though, Alex is a nice girl.
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-Looks after him well.
-Gets on with all his mates.
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-Dynamite in the sack, he says.
-Got a good job.
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-Hope I get a girl like that.
-Yeah, I'd marry her in a heartbeat.
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Me, too.
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Well, I'd give her one anyway.
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What? What did you say?
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-What?
-Alexandra?
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-What?
-Jeremy's girlfriend, you'd give her...
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Unbelievable... You are unbelievable.
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Something's wrong with you, man.
You're unbelievable.
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-What have I done?
-Just...
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Sorry, I was just...
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I know what you mean, though.
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- Get those legs right over her head.
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-Have you got the rings on you?
-Yeah.
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Show me the rings.
I haven't seen them, show me.
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Rings? They're just silver rings.
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-This one.
-That is a silver ring.
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It is. A very nice one as well.
248
00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:07,502
--Oh...
249
00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:09,866
-What are you two doing in here?
-Nothing, mate.
250
00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:12,634
- Just throwing your ring in the toilet.
251
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:14,335
Is that weed I smell?
252
00:14:14,407 --> 00:14:15,722
No... Oh.
253
00:14:16,008 --> 00:14:17,612
Must be that neighbour again.
254
00:14:17,681 --> 00:14:20,122
Listen, I don't care if you got glaucoma,
stop smoking weed!
255
00:14:21,536 --> 00:14:22,994
All right, I'm getting ready.
256
00:14:28,082 --> 00:14:29,106
Get it.
257
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,176
-Did you just have a shower?
-Yeah.
258
00:14:45,612 --> 00:14:47,474
I don't have showers, I have baths.
259
00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:50,198
Are you gonna live with Jeremy
when you're married?
260
00:14:51,030 --> 00:14:51,983
Yeah.
261
00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:53,332
Are you gonna sleep in the same bed?
262
00:14:54,013 --> 00:14:56,310
-Yeah.
-Yuck! He's a boy!
263
00:14:56,559 --> 00:14:59,362
-Are you gonna do it and make babies?
-Where did you hear about that?
264
00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:01,258
Jenny at school says
the man puts his penis in...
265
00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:02,854
- Okay. You know what? I need to get ready.
266
00:15:02,923 --> 00:15:05,799
Why don't you go talk to Papa
or something, okay?
267
00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:25,446
What now?
268
00:15:26,018 --> 00:15:27,622
oh, man.
269
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,475
-Couldn't you answer the door?
-it's not my house, mate.
270
00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:44,574
Ah, my brothers, my brothers.
What is this funny, funny business?
271
00:15:44,638 --> 00:15:45,549
What?
272
00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:47,048
-Are you Jeremy Deadman?
-Jeremy Giddings.
273
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:51,011
-No, no, no. This is 69 Pat-Graf Street, yes?
-Yeah.
274
00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:54,355
Yes! I am Ujay Utaka,
you are Jeremy Deadman. Here you go.
275
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,405
-But my name's Jeremy Giddings...
-My friend,
276
00:15:55,477 --> 00:15:57,225
I don't care what your name is.
If you don't take this package,
277
00:15:57,295 --> 00:15:58,205
I'm going to throw it in the River Thames.
278
00:15:58,277 --> 00:16:01,122
And, you, stop filming me with that camera,
before I shove it in your bum-bum.
279
00:16:01,187 --> 00:16:03,441
-Just sign here.
-Must be a wedding gift.
280
00:16:03,768 --> 00:16:06,282
Oh, you're getting married? Congratulations.
281
00:16:06,387 --> 00:16:08,176
My cousin is getting married today as well.
282
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:09,779
Have a nice day, Jeremy.
283
00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:19,556
-Who was that?
-Package for Jeremy Deadman.
284
00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,597
Jack, get the boys.
285
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:28,618
-What do you think of Julie?
-Julie's married.
286
00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:31,522
-Yeah, but, I mean, if...
-No buts. Married.
287
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:34,254
You found it yet?
288
00:16:34,318 --> 00:16:36,759
Oh, God, I thought I had it then,
but I think it was just sweetcorn.
289
00:16:37,519 --> 00:16:39,556
Why the fuck am I looking in here?
You dropped it in here!
290
00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:41,273
It was safe in my pocket
until you asked to see it,
291
00:16:41,338 --> 00:16:43,158
so, technically, it's your fault.
292
00:16:43,229 --> 00:16:46,321
-What am I even saying? it's your shit.
-it's your shitting fault.
293
00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:48,434
Just get the ring.
294
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,124
Pete?
295
00:16:53,085 --> 00:16:54,512
-What are you doing?
-Albert's not feeling well.
296
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,923
Jeremy just got a package
addressed to "Deadman".
297
00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:01,487
Oh, shin
298
00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:03,711
What the fuck!
299
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,516
You sicken me.
300
00:17:25,016 --> 00:17:26,040
Are you nervous yet?
301
00:17:26,471 --> 00:17:27,381
No.
302
00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:29,893
It's three years since Steve and I got married.
303
00:17:29,962 --> 00:17:32,445
-Yeah, I know. That was a great day.
-Yeah.
304
00:17:32,981 --> 00:17:36,001
You know wearing sexy underwear
gets a bit redundant, right?
305
00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:37,790
Okay. Uh...
306
00:17:38,472 --> 00:17:40,044
Why is that, Julie?
307
00:17:40,909 --> 00:17:42,626
One, they're uncomfortable.
308
00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:44,367
Two, he'll barely notice.
309
00:17:44,837 --> 00:17:48,044
Three, if you do get any action,
he'll probably just pull them off,
310
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,479
thrill himself for a couple of minutes,
then go out drinking with his mates,
311
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,295
coming back the next day smelling
of some other girl's fanny
312
00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:53,648
with a half-full pack of condoms,
313
00:17:53,711 --> 00:17:55,821
which you'll discover in a pocket
while you're washing the grass stains
314
00:17:55,893 --> 00:17:57,352
out of his trousers.
315
00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:01,715
Sorry, I'm only joking.
316
00:18:03,894 --> 00:18:04,918
Okay.
317
00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:07,101
So...
318
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,114
-Do you think he'll like?
-Mmm-hmm.
319
00:18:10,513 --> 00:18:12,375
Jeremy, baby, this is all for you.
320
00:18:15,496 --> 00:18:17,462
- Work it, baby.
321
00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:19,897
Whoo-hoo!
322
00:18:20,696 --> 00:18:22,879
- Darling, we bring things for you.
- Mama.
323
00:18:22,952 --> 00:18:25,683
-Do you not knock?
-We see all before.
324
00:18:25,752 --> 00:18:27,356
Don't be silly, girl.
325
00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:29,833
Hello again!
326
00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:32,961
When you watch this, you married.
I very proud.
327
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,432
Shut up, don't embarrass her.
328
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:39,865
We bring traditional things,
something new, borrowed, blue and old.
329
00:18:40,226 --> 00:18:42,119
-Something new!
-Mama!
330
00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:44,961
- I told you they're amazing.
331
00:18:45,609 --> 00:18:47,575
-Let me see, let me see.
-Aw, Ma, thank you.
332
00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:49,544
-Thank you, Papa.
-Oh, wow!
333
00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:52,338
- See.
- Hey, they look wonderful.
334
00:18:52,410 --> 00:18:55,865
Something old, borrowed, and, uh, blue.
335
00:18:57,466 --> 00:18:58,997
We borrow them from Aunt Delia,
336
00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:01,869
but she needs them back, because your
cousin, she get married next month.
337
00:19:01,939 --> 00:19:04,049
We kill three cats, one rock.
338
00:19:05,067 --> 00:19:08,418
No. There's no way
I'm wearing somebody else's knickers.
339
00:19:08,485 --> 00:19:09,943
Especially not those.
340
00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:11,327
It's tradition.
341
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:15,768
All women in our family get married in these.
I got married in these.
342
00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:17,799
Plus, the luck of this
343
00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:19,617
bring a good bedroom life.
344
00:19:24,669 --> 00:19:26,314
Come on, baby, for me.
345
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,971
For Mama. Please, please, please.
346
00:19:36,816 --> 00:19:38,130
So beautiful.
347
00:19:39,726 --> 00:19:43,150
Well, I can't reach Anisha,
her phone is still off.
348
00:19:44,635 --> 00:19:46,136
Why are you wearing granny panties?
349
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:48,709
No.
350
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,459
I say no.
351
00:19:50,818 --> 00:19:51,728
Am I the only one?
352
00:19:53,255 --> 00:19:54,859
-None of you guys sent this?
-No.
353
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:55,880
No.
354
00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:05,556
--What the fuck is that? Shit!
355
00:20:09,984 --> 00:20:11,009
Deadman.
356
00:20:11,258 --> 00:20:12,571
Think someone's trying
to send you a message.
357
00:20:12,639 --> 00:20:13,695
Oh, you think?
358
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,412
They can't be human, can they?
359
00:20:15,476 --> 00:20:18,901
It's obviously a gesture of goodwill.
it's a virility gift, innit?
360
00:20:19,513 --> 00:20:21,086
-Albert, what's that on your face?
-What?
361
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,060
There.
362
00:20:28,278 --> 00:20:29,519
Jeremy, look, man,
there's probably an ex-girlfriend
363
00:20:29,587 --> 00:20:30,756
who heard about the wedding
who's all pissed off.
364
00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:32,355
You know how girls get all schizo, so just...
365
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,668
Or worse, could be the ex,
old redhead herself.
366
00:20:35,915 --> 00:20:37,881
-She never did get over you.
-Mandy.
367
00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,070
Oh, well, this is all I need.
368
00:20:42,062 --> 00:20:43,417
You all right, mate?
369
00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:49,886
I can't believe he actually came.
370
00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:52,437
-Well, we paid enough for him.
-Yeah, that's true.
371
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:56,110
I'm fed up of being filmed. Already.
372
00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:59,163
Ooh,
this decor is marvellous.
373
00:20:59,228 --> 00:21:01,380
Remember the celebrity hair stylist
we booked?
374
00:21:01,555 --> 00:21:02,538
Well, he's here.
375
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:05,378
Alex, meet Voller.
376
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,274
I don't see much right now,
377
00:21:07,338 --> 00:21:09,593
but I do see potential.
378
00:21:10,684 --> 00:21:12,432
Pollyanna! Potential?
379
00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:14,620
-I see lots of potential.
-Hmm.
380
00:21:14,867 --> 00:21:16,294
I'm sorry, but who are you?
381
00:21:16,357 --> 00:21:19,709
Alex, he's that celebrity
from that reality show,
382
00:21:19,776 --> 00:21:21,596
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow...
- No.
383
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:25,420
For the next hour,
I am the puppeteer and you are my work
384
00:21:25,486 --> 00:21:28,911
in this cruel theatre of life. Hmm.
385
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,286
Everybody out!
386
00:21:30,905 --> 00:21:32,798
Out! Out!
387
00:21:33,524 --> 00:21:36,037
-Bye.
-Except you. With the camera.
388
00:21:37,524 --> 00:21:39,707
My art must be captured.
389
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,716
Good luck.
390
00:21:42,798 --> 00:21:45,529
Right now you are a lump of coal,
391
00:21:45,598 --> 00:21:48,732
but when I am finished,
you shall be a diamond.
392
00:21:52,362 --> 00:21:53,532
Yes.
393
00:21:53,926 --> 00:21:55,530
Uh, please, please don't go crazy.
394
00:21:56,472 --> 00:21:58,655
Some of the greats were crazy, hmm?
395
00:21:58,727 --> 00:22:00,951
Apparently Walt Disney was a Nazi,
396
00:22:01,491 --> 00:22:03,240
and look what he achieved.
397
00:22:07,056 --> 00:22:08,949
I don't know what her problem is.
398
00:22:09,456 --> 00:22:12,404
It's just a bit unusual, all being in one item.
399
00:22:12,474 --> 00:22:14,046
Yeah, it's not that she doesn't appreciate it.
400
00:22:14,111 --> 00:22:17,029
Well, she should. Because it's old,
borrowed, and blue, like it says.
401
00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:19,794
You wash, right?
402
00:22:22,076 --> 00:22:23,059
Hmm.
403
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,461
-It suits you.
-Thank you.
404
00:22:30,258 --> 00:22:32,048
I'm shooting a make-over show.
405
00:22:32,368 --> 00:22:34,261
This would be so much more interesting
if you were a bitch.
406
00:22:34,332 --> 00:22:36,887
Yeah, I really, really... I love it.
407
00:22:36,987 --> 00:22:39,615
My regular guy said this style
wouldn't suit my face shape.
408
00:22:39,896 --> 00:22:40,993
The man is a buffoon.
409
00:22:41,788 --> 00:22:43,867
You guys are both welcome
to come to the wedding, if you'd like.
410
00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:47,245
Part of the service is that
we do your hair, and make-up,
411
00:22:47,316 --> 00:22:49,726
or anything at the event, so, thank you.
412
00:22:50,298 --> 00:22:52,304
I can't attend. I'm exhausted.
413
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,741
My creativity is drained.
414
00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:56,452
But remember everything, Pollyanna,
415
00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:59,796
and immerse me in the nuptials
of the proletariat.
416
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,723
I depart.
417
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,397
I love it!
418
00:23:25,866 --> 00:23:27,325
And has marriage
ever come up before?
419
00:23:27,394 --> 00:23:30,197
You know, like, in a previous,
uh, relationship?
420
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:32,668
You know it has.
421
00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,220
So you're doing this for him?
422
00:23:35,286 --> 00:23:36,962
We're doing it for us.
423
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,179
It's not the 18th century.
424
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,678
Women don't get married
because they have to,
425
00:23:40,742 --> 00:23:42,024
they get married because they want to.
426
00:23:42,596 --> 00:23:44,676
We said "honesty". it's for the film.
427
00:23:45,251 --> 00:23:47,258
So put yourself back then.
428
00:23:47,651 --> 00:23:51,262
You didn't want to get married,
she did, and... action.
429
00:23:53,543 --> 00:23:55,292
I didn't love her.
430
00:23:55,362 --> 00:23:57,545
I think you can think you're in love,
431
00:23:57,616 --> 00:24:00,710
but ask yourself if you wanna spend
the rest of your life with that person
432
00:24:00,781 --> 00:24:01,950
and you might just reassess.
433
00:24:02,162 --> 00:24:04,603
Him promising himself to me,
434
00:24:05,436 --> 00:24:06,967
and my belief in him.
435
00:24:08,236 --> 00:24:09,591
That means everything.
436
00:24:10,127 --> 00:24:12,020
What's the difference with Alex?
437
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,111
Me.
438
00:24:13,182 --> 00:24:14,755
# With a beautiful face
439
00:24:14,819 --> 00:24:17,550
# With beautiful eyes, beautiful eyes #
440
00:24:23,584 --> 00:24:25,259
it's the only way he's gonna learn.
441
00:24:26,056 --> 00:24:27,846
Why are we using these cups?
442
00:24:27,911 --> 00:24:29,587
Couldn't find the mugs.
443
00:24:32,566 --> 00:24:34,822
I think I'm getting
quite nervous, actually.
444
00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:36,684
It's not that hard, Pete.
I just had my face in shit...
445
00:24:36,749 --> 00:24:38,321
Yeah, yeah. Not about the organisation.
446
00:24:38,385 --> 00:24:40,568
I mean, at the end of the day,
he's gonna be Mr Giddings.
447
00:24:40,641 --> 00:24:42,027
What if he turns into his dad?
448
00:24:42,095 --> 00:24:43,119
-Jeremy?
-Jeremy!
449
00:24:43,187 --> 00:24:45,772
Jeremy,
you getting married today, you big old fool?
450
00:24:45,841 --> 00:24:47,196
- One of us could be next.
451
00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:48,315
No.
452
00:24:49,006 --> 00:24:50,868
I don't see any of us getting married soon.
453
00:24:50,933 --> 00:24:52,464
-We're real men.
-Mmm.
454
00:24:54,934 --> 00:24:55,957
Ah.
455
00:24:56,097 --> 00:24:59,552
I mean, parents always go on
about gaining a daughter or a son.
456
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,343
-I mean, what do we get?
-Nish.
457
00:25:01,407 --> 00:25:03,414
Or lame excuses about why
they can't go out with the boys,
458
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,735
because them and the missus
need some quality time.
459
00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:09,418
I mean, why don't people just say,
"Not tonight, I'm shagging the missus."
460
00:25:09,881 --> 00:25:12,757
Twenty years, us boys. We're like The Beatles.
461
00:25:13,009 --> 00:25:15,192
Now Alex has come along
and taken our Lennon.
462
00:25:17,155 --> 00:25:18,944
There were four of them.
463
00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:21,524
Well, you're like the fifth one that died
of a brain haemorrhage or something,
464
00:25:21,592 --> 00:25:22,833
but is still here.
465
00:25:23,374 --> 00:25:25,484
To Jeremy, still being a man.
466
00:25:28,829 --> 00:25:29,925
-Pete.
-Hmm.
467
00:25:30,757 --> 00:25:33,271
To Jeremy and Alex. The smart ones.
468
00:25:37,630 --> 00:25:39,379
Do you think he's gonna change?
469
00:25:39,558 --> 00:25:41,854
Nah. He'll always be the one helping us out.
470
00:25:42,285 --> 00:25:44,872
Good point, and today we have to help him.
471
00:25:45,013 --> 00:25:47,496
'Cause if Mandy did send those balls
in the jar, she's probably gonna turn up.
472
00:25:47,559 --> 00:25:49,494
We have to be on the lookout.
I don't want any more problems today.
473
00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:51,856
Do you hear me? No more pranks.
474
00:25:58,142 --> 00:26:00,657
Wasabi? Yeah, funny, you pricks!
475
00:26:01,343 --> 00:26:03,060
No more pranks.
476
00:26:09,598 --> 00:26:11,099
Wow, you do really great work.
477
00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:12,764
Thank you.
478
00:26:14,654 --> 00:26:16,516
So, I called Anisha's boyfriend,
479
00:26:16,582 --> 00:26:18,734
and he hasn't seen her in three days.
480
00:26:19,018 --> 00:26:20,838
But she picked up her dress,
so that's a good sign.
481
00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:23,283
Oh, I'm gonna kill her. it's my wedding day.
482
00:26:23,419 --> 00:26:24,702
She's run off with a bloody stripper.
483
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,933
She's probably being fucked
by "the chap" right now.
484
00:26:30,001 --> 00:26:32,411
She needs to stop thinking with her pussy
and start thinking with her brain.
485
00:26:32,911 --> 00:26:33,893
Slut.
486
00:26:33,965 --> 00:26:35,424
Well, I'm jealous.
487
00:26:35,675 --> 00:26:36,585
Really?
488
00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:40,190
Jules! If there's anything
you wanna add on tape
489
00:26:40,257 --> 00:26:42,668
about marital sex, or the lack thereof,
490
00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:45,068
I think it would fit in nicely
with the wider brief.
491
00:26:45,131 --> 00:26:46,589
- No.
- Beautiful.
492
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,367
You look amazing.
493
00:26:48,804 --> 00:26:49,973
Jeremy's a lucky guy.
494
00:26:50,295 --> 00:26:51,899
You make sure he knows how lucky he is.
495
00:26:52,805 --> 00:26:54,014
What else can we say?
496
00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,522
Sluts get fucked
'cause they think with their pussy.
497
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:01,753
-The car is here.
-Shut up. Baby, car is here.
498
00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:03,610
Come on, vamos!
499
00:27:04,479 --> 00:27:05,534
I'll see you later.
500
00:27:06,370 --> 00:27:07,497
Bye.
501
00:27:08,553 --> 00:27:11,470
Okay, have we got everything?
Old? New? Borrowed? Blue?
502
00:27:12,043 --> 00:27:15,250
- Sorry. Er, ah, bouquet!
- Yes.
503
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:16,773
-Uh, veil?
-Yes.
504
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:17,754
-Garter?
-Yes.
505
00:27:17,826 --> 00:27:18,737
-Vows?
-In my head.
506
00:27:18,808 --> 00:27:19,718
-Tiara?
-On my head.
507
00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:20,773
-No, it's not.
-Where is it?
508
00:27:20,845 --> 00:27:22,924
I don't know. We'll find it.
Come on, we gotta go.
509
00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,210
Oh, you okay?
510
00:27:25,682 --> 00:27:28,558
-Whoa, you all right?
-Sorry, I just feel like I'm gonna be sick.
511
00:27:28,628 --> 00:27:30,965
Hey, it's just nerves, you'll be fine, okay?
512
00:27:31,028 --> 00:27:32,632
-Okay.
-Right. Let's go!
513
00:27:35,538 --> 00:27:36,562
Oh.
514
00:27:41,102 --> 00:27:43,978
- This is more than just nerves.
- I gotta go.
515
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,236
Sandra?
516
00:27:53,758 --> 00:27:56,965
I think she's going to be sick.
517
00:27:59,432 --> 00:28:01,108
From the nerves.
518
00:28:14,088 --> 00:28:15,330
Okay.
519
00:28:15,979 --> 00:28:17,004
Mmm.
520
00:28:20,053 --> 00:28:21,181
Hello, my name is Sandra.
521
00:28:21,653 --> 00:28:22,636
Bye.
522
00:28:23,108 --> 00:28:24,131
-Start again.
-Why are you touching my elbow?
523
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:25,187
-Start again.
-Why are you touching...
524
00:28:25,254 --> 00:28:26,164
-Restart, no, restart...
-Don't touch the...
525
00:28:26,235 --> 00:28:27,984
-...because that is not... No.
-Just focus on the game.
526
00:28:28,272 --> 00:28:29,772
So how do I look?
527
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,802
You look fine, man. You look fine.
528
00:28:31,873 --> 00:28:34,718
What? I don't look good? Yeah, leave it to me
to look normal on my wedding day.
529
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,407
-You slapped me?
-Because you're moaning
530
00:28:37,474 --> 00:28:38,530
like an old lady.
531
00:28:38,601 --> 00:28:41,808
Everything is sorted.
All you need to do is turn up at the church
532
00:28:41,874 --> 00:28:43,188
and remember your lines.
533
00:28:43,256 --> 00:28:45,884
I'm gonna go downstairs and give you
a minute to yourself, all right, man?
534
00:28:45,947 --> 00:28:47,882
-Are Ralphus and Albert ready?
-Yep.
535
00:28:47,948 --> 00:28:49,768
-And you got the rings?
-Uh, yeah.
536
00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:52,277
What about the car? Is he here?
537
00:28:53,294 --> 00:28:54,681
Yeah. Yeah.
538
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,350
Have you driven an actual car in your life?
539
00:29:06,132 --> 00:29:09,008
Oh, my God! Why are you two not ready?
He's gonna come down, he's gonna kill you.
540
00:29:09,078 --> 00:29:11,488
Relax, guy.
I just took the suit off to beat his ass.
541
00:29:11,551 --> 00:29:13,992
Yeah, I just feel
a lot more comfortable like this.
542
00:29:14,643 --> 00:29:16,980
-Peter!
-What time is the car due?
543
00:29:17,043 --> 00:29:17,953
Car?
544
00:29:22,426 --> 00:29:24,361
-What time's the car here?
-What? I said I'm checking, go sit down.
545
00:29:24,426 --> 00:29:25,336
-All right, mate?
-Relax.
546
00:29:25,408 --> 00:29:27,125
-What's going on?
-What's going on?
547
00:29:27,190 --> 00:29:29,125
Nothing's going on.
Erm, you're acting a little strange.
548
00:29:29,190 --> 00:29:32,210
Everything's fine. I will just go check,
so you sit here, have a cup of tea.
549
00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:33,595
I'll be back in a sec.
550
00:29:36,318 --> 00:29:37,301
--Oh, honey,
551
00:29:37,373 --> 00:29:39,452
- I thought you were going to throw up.
552
00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:41,525
I mean, this is really testing the limits
of our friendship here.
553
00:29:41,592 --> 00:29:44,871
I'm sorry. I couldn't hold it in.
554
00:29:46,575 --> 00:29:48,612
-Don't get any on my dress.
-I'm not wiping your ass.
555
00:29:48,684 --> 00:29:50,546
- Will you two stop?
556
00:29:50,648 --> 00:29:52,654
This is embarrassing enough as it is.
557
00:29:53,739 --> 00:29:54,649
Yuck!
558
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:58,623
Out! Out! Get her out! Get her out!
Get her out! Get her out!
559
00:30:01,594 --> 00:30:03,415
-Are you done?
-Yes.
560
00:30:03,522 --> 00:30:04,505
Ugh.
561
00:30:04,831 --> 00:30:05,887
Thank you.
562
00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,386
Is Alex angry at me?
563
00:30:07,450 --> 00:30:09,933
No. She just wants it to be a nice day.
564
00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:16,510
Oh, Sandra, I'm so sorry I yelled at you.
565
00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:18,835
-You know who my favourite girl is, right?
-Me?
566
00:30:18,906 --> 00:30:21,637
-Yes.
-Will I get flowers like yours today?
567
00:30:21,706 --> 00:30:23,641
You'll definitely get flowers like mine today.
568
00:30:23,706 --> 00:30:26,438
-You'll get your own special flowers.
-Yes!
569
00:30:27,998 --> 00:30:30,947
-That wasn't on, was it?
-Uh, no.
570
00:30:31,671 --> 00:30:34,475
Guys, thank you so much for being there
571
00:30:34,908 --> 00:30:35,818
for me.
572
00:30:35,890 --> 00:30:37,783
Yeah, well, I have to change the batteries,
so you guys go down
573
00:30:37,854 --> 00:30:39,820
-and I'll catch up with you.
-Yeah.
574
00:30:40,764 --> 00:30:43,929
-You didn't have to wipe her arse, did you?
-Never speak of this again.
575
00:30:44,292 --> 00:30:45,501
I asked you to order that car.
576
00:30:45,564 --> 00:30:48,119
-I honestly don't remember that.
-Yeah? Well, I've got a list.
577
00:30:51,092 --> 00:30:53,099
Well, it's too late now, just get ready.
578
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,221
-Pete?
-Hmm?
579
00:30:56,293 --> 00:30:57,203
-What's the matter?
-I may have been mistaken,
580
00:30:57,275 --> 00:30:59,312
-but I think on the list...
-What? Hmm?
581
00:31:00,876 --> 00:31:01,827
So where's the car?
582
00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:06,809
Jeremy, you're not gonna believe this,
but, uh, Albert forgot to order it.
583
00:31:06,876 --> 00:31:07,859
Albert didn't...
584
00:31:08,622 --> 00:31:10,660
I knew you lot would mess it up.
585
00:31:10,732 --> 00:31:12,552
So I took the liberty of ordering one myself.
586
00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:14,847
You see, babe, you are marrying a smart man.
587
00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:16,445
So you ordered one, even though
you asked me to delegate...
588
00:31:16,514 --> 00:31:18,117
-Do you really wanna go there?
-No.
589
00:31:18,805 --> 00:31:21,650
Actually, saying that, he should be here
by now. I'll give him a call.
590
00:31:23,424 --> 00:31:25,679
I can't believe you'd grass up Albert like that.
591
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:27,607
I didn't.
592
00:31:29,170 --> 00:31:30,743
-No memory, that boy.
-None.
593
00:31:31,171 --> 00:31:33,756
Hi, it's Jeremy Giddings.
I'm getting married today. I've a car ordered.
594
00:31:34,371 --> 00:31:36,668
I am so sorry.
595
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,136
You got another one though, right?
596
00:31:40,590 --> 00:31:42,194
I don't want a refund!
I'm getting married in two hours!
597
00:31:42,264 --> 00:31:43,690
How am I supposed to get there?
598
00:31:43,899 --> 00:31:45,834
A message? Yeah, well, what message?
599
00:31:46,409 --> 00:31:49,212
Yeah! I will check,
and I will check you if there isn't!
600
00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,033
Shit!
601
00:31:51,246 --> 00:31:52,156
"I'll check you"?
602
00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:54,600
-Good one.
-What am I supposed to do now?
603
00:31:55,392 --> 00:31:57,430
Look, hang up the phone again,
I'll get a cut-away,
604
00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:59,539
-we're gonna push in. This is a killer shot.
-Jack, you're a prick.
605
00:31:59,647 --> 00:32:00,558
But...
606
00:32:02,848 --> 00:32:05,289
-Listen, about the car...
-Ah, no one blames you, mate.
607
00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:06,486
Yeah?
608
00:32:07,757 --> 00:32:11,109
Well, then who is willing to take me on
for the championship?
609
00:32:11,503 --> 00:32:15,331
Will it be you, King Ralphus, or you,
Tiny Pete?
610
00:32:15,431 --> 00:32:17,541
-Ralph, Ralph...
-Have you learned nothing from this morning?
611
00:32:17,650 --> 00:32:19,687
-I will take you down!
-Uh-oh.
612
00:32:19,759 --> 00:32:21,114
-Off the ropes!
-And a miss!
613
00:32:21,214 --> 00:32:22,124
-Okay!
-To the head!
614
00:32:22,196 --> 00:32:23,510
-Oh!
-To the head!
615
00:32:23,578 --> 00:32:24,488
-Oh!
-Guys.
616
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,470
-And again!
-Ahhh!
617
00:32:27,215 --> 00:32:28,673
oh, shin
618
00:32:31,070 --> 00:32:32,601
I don't believe this!
619
00:32:35,107 --> 00:32:36,348
What's wrong?
620
00:32:36,635 --> 00:32:38,134
The car I ordered, it crashed.
621
00:32:38,199 --> 00:32:41,364
Oh, mate, listen,
you are getting married today,
622
00:32:41,435 --> 00:32:44,973
I understand that, but you are worrying
about things that in the big scheme of things
623
00:32:45,036 --> 00:32:46,205
means nothing.
624
00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:50,281
Is it too much to ask for a good day?
625
00:32:50,527 --> 00:32:51,583
-No.
-No, no.
626
00:32:51,982 --> 00:32:55,881
From now on,
this day is gonna continue without a hitch.
627
00:32:56,201 --> 00:32:58,901
-Absolutely.
-it's gonna be the perfect day.
628
00:32:59,365 --> 00:33:00,575
- Absolutely.
- Yeah?
629
00:33:00,929 --> 00:33:01,880
Right.
630
00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:04,285
Now, has anyone seen my phone?
They said they left a message.
631
00:33:04,638 --> 00:33:06,718
Er, don't you remember,
when we came in drunk last night
632
00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:09,411
you said your phone looked like a goldfish?
633
00:33:11,112 --> 00:33:12,281
What's your point?
634
00:33:16,349 --> 00:33:17,518
Oh, mate.
635
00:33:18,786 --> 00:33:20,896
It's only a phone. You'll be all right.
636
00:33:21,222 --> 00:33:22,723
-Oh.
-Um...
637
00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:25,739
Oh, my God.
638
00:33:25,877 --> 00:33:28,505
It's just, uh... Big scheme of things...
639
00:33:28,678 --> 00:33:30,396
- Don't have to...
- First of all...
640
00:33:30,569 --> 00:33:32,173
-Yeah?
-...there was a man in my bed.
641
00:33:32,242 --> 00:33:33,814
-Okay.
-Then soy sauce.
642
00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:35,554
-Yeah, but that was...
-A threat!
643
00:33:35,842 --> 00:33:37,735
-Testicles in the post!
-I'll give you that.
644
00:33:37,806 --> 00:33:40,061
-Wasabi! The car! My phone!
-Yep.
645
00:33:40,135 --> 00:33:41,738
And now this! Come here!
646
00:33:41,952 --> 00:33:43,670
-No, no, no, no...
-Jeremy, Jeremy?
647
00:33:43,734 --> 00:33:45,814
Not the face! Don't! Get off me!
648
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,773
I will sort a car right now!
649
00:33:50,827 --> 00:33:53,702
-If you're...
-Don't say a word.
650
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:03,087
- He looks friendly.
- Shut up, man!
651
00:34:03,155 --> 00:34:05,452
You're a good driver, aren't you?
It's a nice car.
652
00:34:05,519 --> 00:34:06,647
It's a lovely car.
J, you're very lucky.
653
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,526
Just shut up!
654
00:34:22,831 --> 00:34:25,014
Well, this is it,
it's only two more hours to marriage town.
655
00:34:25,086 --> 00:34:26,544
- Another one bites the dust.
656
00:34:26,614 --> 00:34:28,951
You and Julie down,
there's only three of us left.
657
00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,161
-I guess you're next.
-I think not.
658
00:34:31,232 --> 00:34:33,094
Well, it's whoever catches the bouquet.
659
00:34:33,487 --> 00:34:36,115
That thing will land in hell
before I ever try to catch it.
660
00:34:36,179 --> 00:34:38,806
-I'm so over relationships.
-Yeah, I know how you feel.
661
00:34:39,815 --> 00:34:41,387
Ugh, God! Need some air.
662
00:34:45,997 --> 00:34:47,022
Whoo!
663
00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:49,244
--Hi!
664
00:34:49,307 --> 00:34:51,935
Whoo! I'm getting married today!
665
00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:57,755
- I love you, Jeremy!
666
00:34:58,618 --> 00:34:59,673
Hi!
667
00:35:01,382 --> 00:35:02,986
Oh, my God! isn't that Anisha?
668
00:35:03,346 --> 00:35:05,094
- Anisha!
669
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,459
-Anisha! That's my bridesmaid!
-Oh, my God!
670
00:35:07,528 --> 00:35:09,204
- Look at my hair!
- Anisha!
671
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,920
Meet us round the corner!
672
00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:15,166
- Oh.
673
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:19,568
--That was hilarious!
674
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,864
-Hey, girls!
-Hi!
675
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,777
Oh, where the hell have you been?
We've been worried sick.
676
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,250
Oh, my God! Remember that stripper, Steelo?
677
00:35:27,313 --> 00:35:30,737
I've been with him for three days. He is a god!
678
00:35:31,059 --> 00:35:32,042
What about your boyfriend?
679
00:35:32,114 --> 00:35:33,541
Oh, I called him and said,
680
00:35:33,604 --> 00:35:35,787
"Baby, welcome to Singlesville,
you."
681
00:35:36,187 --> 00:35:38,225
-That's so mean.
-How much of a god?
682
00:35:38,296 --> 00:35:41,575
- Like, actually, really, all night, no break.
683
00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,214
I'm so glad I booked him.
684
00:35:43,278 --> 00:35:44,882
No offence, but if it wasn't for him,
685
00:35:44,952 --> 00:35:47,321
your hen night would have
been totally uninteresting.
686
00:35:54,808 --> 00:35:56,049
Yeah, it would have
been totally uninteresting.
687
00:35:56,299 --> 00:35:58,926
-Agreed.
-Anyway, I got you a gift from him.
688
00:36:00,699 --> 00:36:02,561
They're called love drops.
689
00:36:03,172 --> 00:36:06,483
They vibrate when you tense
and emit little pulses -
690
00:36:07,173 --> 00:36:08,631
instant orgasms.
691
00:36:09,864 --> 00:36:11,684
-Gross.
-Relax, I didn't use them.
692
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,613
What do you do with them?
693
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,974
Use your imagination, prissy.
694
00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:17,326
Oh.
695
00:36:18,484 --> 00:36:20,490
Well, we shouldn't leave them lying around.
696
00:36:20,847 --> 00:36:22,162
--What?
697
00:36:22,593 --> 00:36:24,094
Oh, champagne!
698
00:36:25,212 --> 00:36:26,670
I'll get it.
699
00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:32,239
Take those. And here's a fresh bottle.
700
00:36:38,377 --> 00:36:40,529
Oh, my God! Oh, my God,
I sat on the glasses!
701
00:36:40,596 --> 00:36:42,416
My arse!
702
00:36:42,669 --> 00:36:44,924
My bum-bum!
703
00:36:48,015 --> 00:36:49,070
Hello?
704
00:36:49,142 --> 00:36:50,497
I'll be there in a sec.
705
00:36:50,561 --> 00:36:51,915
So, Peter,
706
00:36:52,561 --> 00:36:54,785
what do you think
about Jeremy falling in love?
707
00:36:55,470 --> 00:36:58,708
Well, you know,
since his last relationship with Mandy
708
00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:01,071
ended quite badly,
709
00:37:01,144 --> 00:37:03,079
you know, it was amazing
that he found love at all.
710
00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:05,731
What? Exes not entitled to their say?
711
00:37:06,054 --> 00:37:08,206
Probably not, but go ahead.
712
00:37:09,545 --> 00:37:13,879
Just because I'm no longer part
of the famous Jeremy and his entourage...
713
00:37:14,164 --> 00:37:15,736
How do you feel about the wedding?
714
00:37:15,873 --> 00:37:17,621
Good. You know,
I introduced the two of them.
715
00:37:18,019 --> 00:37:19,002
Sort of.
716
00:37:19,365 --> 00:37:21,547
More or less. Well, I was there, weren't I?
717
00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:24,021
This should have been my seat.
718
00:37:24,893 --> 00:37:26,248
- She's an imposter.
- Right, that's...
719
00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:28,101
No, look, I'm just having my say.
720
00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,810
Still sporting the Doc Martens, I see.
721
00:37:29,875 --> 00:37:31,664
They complement each other like...
722
00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:33,809
Like a fine Beaujolais and a good Brie.
723
00:37:34,094 --> 00:37:35,408
Or like bangers and mash.
724
00:37:35,912 --> 00:37:37,123
Saltfish and ackee.
725
00:37:37,185 --> 00:37:39,192
You haven't eaten today, have you?
726
00:37:41,004 --> 00:37:44,067
It was always us, you and me
against the rest of the world.
727
00:37:44,132 --> 00:37:45,880
Your cat dying was a terrible accident.
728
00:37:45,951 --> 00:37:47,047
You and your friends are total...
729
00:37:48,678 --> 00:37:50,396
- Shit!
- What?
730
00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:53,452
Alex and I agreed the car I got
would be the one to leave in.
731
00:37:53,515 --> 00:37:54,829
Her's is only booked to take her there.
732
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:56,934
When she sees this waiting to whisk her away,
733
00:37:57,006 --> 00:37:58,899
she'll divorce me
before she's even left the church.
734
00:37:58,970 --> 00:37:59,923
And when she sees your jacket...
735
00:38:00,025 --> 00:38:02,756
Well, the tailor could have made them better.
These are pecks, not moobs.
736
00:38:03,443 --> 00:38:05,305
-Stop the car!
-Are you serious?
737
00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:07,304
What are you doing?
738
00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:09,409
The wedding starts in an hour,
finishes in two.
739
00:38:09,481 --> 00:38:11,487
You've got until then to find a suitable car.
740
00:38:11,554 --> 00:38:13,591
How am I gonna get a car in two hours?
741
00:38:14,609 --> 00:38:15,996
Where are you going?
742
00:38:16,246 --> 00:38:19,018
Tell someone who cares!
All I wanna do today is get married.
743
00:38:19,845 --> 00:38:21,449
What? Where's the church?
744
00:38:21,628 --> 00:38:23,014
Notts Road! And fix that jacket!
745
00:38:23,519 --> 00:38:25,164
You fix your face!
746
00:38:25,228 --> 00:38:26,583
Right, come on, mate.
747
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,233
Is he for real?
748
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,926
I tried calling Jeremy. His phone's off.
749
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,076
This was supposed to be my perfect day.
750
00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:40,293
It's gonna be okay. Let me call Peter.
751
00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:44,295
My wedding day's always going
to be remembered for Julie's arse.
752
00:38:48,795 --> 00:38:51,423
-Pete...
-Sorry, it's the suit trousers. Sorry, sorry.
753
00:38:52,251 --> 00:38:53,491
Sarah? Hello?
754
00:38:54,687 --> 00:38:55,814
-What?
-What's happened?
755
00:38:56,215 --> 00:38:57,528
- Julie's had an accident.
- Well, is she okay?
756
00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:58,620
Is she okay?
757
00:38:58,688 --> 00:39:00,002
Tell Alex I love her.
758
00:39:00,070 --> 00:39:01,280
Jeremy says he loves Alex.
759
00:39:01,342 --> 00:39:03,680
Tell Julie I hope her... I hope she's okay.
760
00:39:04,289 --> 00:39:06,254
-Okay, we'll see you soon.
-I don't think I can do this.
761
00:39:09,962 --> 00:39:11,679
-What?
-it's nothing. it's fine.
762
00:39:12,835 --> 00:39:14,366
Jeremy says he loves you.
763
00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:26,880
Look out!
764
00:39:28,510 --> 00:39:29,606
Sorry.
765
00:39:38,512 --> 00:39:40,953
-Oh, my God, how are you feeling?
-How do you think?
766
00:39:41,057 --> 00:39:43,395
Helen, you keep that camera
at this end of me, okay?
767
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,467
Did you get through to Steve?
768
00:39:45,712 --> 00:39:46,953
No. Voicemail.
769
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,450
But Peter says hi.
770
00:39:48,513 --> 00:39:50,479
-He's hot for you, you know?
-What about the dress?
771
00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:52,660
- The tears are small, it'll be fine.
- Oh, thank God...
772
00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:55,100
...you're okay.
773
00:39:55,750 --> 00:39:57,498
-Where's the nurse? What did she say?
-She?
774
00:39:57,568 --> 00:39:58,479
Hi.
775
00:39:59,496 --> 00:40:02,951
So we gave her a tetanus shot,
and she needs to take it slow for a while.
776
00:40:03,024 --> 00:40:04,669
Just a few more stitches
and then we're done, okay?
777
00:40:04,733 --> 00:40:05,685
Oh, let's see.
778
00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:08,266
Oh, no, no, no. Please, guys, come on!
779
00:40:08,770 --> 00:40:10,663
- Oh, my God!
780
00:40:10,734 --> 00:40:12,669
-How many stitches?
-Twelve.
781
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,628
Four there, one there,
782
00:40:15,171 --> 00:40:16,919
three there, three there,
783
00:40:16,989 --> 00:40:20,010
and one... right there.
784
00:40:21,936 --> 00:40:23,466
I didn't know you were pierced.
785
00:40:23,864 --> 00:40:24,991
Mmm.
786
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,292
You know these trousers,
they supposed to dry-clean?
787
00:40:35,355 --> 00:40:37,766
Yeah, I know, mate.
it's, uh, my mate's wedding.
788
00:40:37,829 --> 00:40:39,473
I've only got five minutes.
789
00:40:40,193 --> 00:40:41,764
-So...
-Mate, huh?
790
00:40:42,739 --> 00:40:45,801
Right, I'm not being racist,
but you lot are really freaking me out.
791
00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:53,213
-We're late, where's the driver?
-In the toilet.
792
00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:55,330
-Got you a cushion.
-Oh, thanks.
793
00:40:55,832 --> 00:40:57,724
So is Jeremy a sprayer or a lifter?
794
00:40:58,196 --> 00:40:59,726
-What?
-Does he pee on the toilet seat,
795
00:40:59,796 --> 00:41:00,819
or does he lift it and leave it up?
796
00:41:00,886 --> 00:41:02,418
Will you get your mind
out of the gutter, please?
797
00:41:02,487 --> 00:41:05,404
Seriously. Cosmo says
you can tell the type of man by what he does.
798
00:41:05,469 --> 00:41:08,097
If he pees on it,
then he's rebellious and controlling.
799
00:41:08,161 --> 00:41:10,715
If he leaves it up, then he's unreliable
and lazy. It's one or the other.
800
00:41:10,779 --> 00:41:11,876
- it's rubbish.
801
00:41:11,943 --> 00:41:13,184
it's true!
802
00:41:13,871 --> 00:41:16,384
-Julie?
-Uh, Steve pees all over.
803
00:41:16,562 --> 00:41:17,917
-Helen?
-He leaves it up.
804
00:41:18,198 --> 00:41:20,060
-Sarah?
-Hello? Single.
805
00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:22,900
-Well, Alex?
-it's always dry and down.
806
00:41:23,362 --> 00:41:26,931
Wow, a guy that doesn't pee
all over the toilet seat. Impressive.
807
00:41:27,326 --> 00:41:28,610
It's almost unheard of.
808
00:41:28,672 --> 00:41:31,113
But if that's what he does, then he's a rarity.
809
00:41:31,472 --> 00:41:32,383
Or he's gay.
810
00:41:32,455 --> 00:41:33,364
Oh, God!
811
00:41:33,436 --> 00:41:36,240
Wait, whay are we talking about
how my future husband goes to the loo?
812
00:41:36,310 --> 00:41:38,028
-And he's your cousin!
-Gross!
813
00:41:41,183 --> 00:41:43,003
So, Sarah, what's with the single thing?
814
00:41:43,074 --> 00:41:43,985
Hate men?
815
00:41:44,057 --> 00:41:46,539
I don't hate men, I've just had my fill.
816
00:41:46,966 --> 00:41:49,335
Excuse the pun.
Plus, the good ones are taken.
817
00:41:49,402 --> 00:41:51,368
Hey, that's not true. They're not all taken.
818
00:41:51,730 --> 00:41:52,826
I mean, Peter's nice.
819
00:41:53,003 --> 00:41:56,758
Average at best. But I guess we all like
the taste of a bit of chocolate now and again.
820
00:41:56,894 --> 00:41:58,643
God! You're such a dirty pig.
821
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,933
We all know he and Julie have sexual tension.
822
00:42:01,004 --> 00:42:03,631
- Excuse me, I don't think so.
823
00:42:03,732 --> 00:42:07,156
Have you ever thought about, you know,
drinking from the furry cup?
824
00:42:07,368 --> 00:42:09,707
- Anisha?
- I don't know.
825
00:42:10,169 --> 00:42:11,700
No, women are crazy.
826
00:42:11,842 --> 00:42:14,283
Yeah, we are. Totally crazy.
Yeah, we are.
827
00:42:15,879 --> 00:42:17,482
-Excuse me!
-Finally!
828
00:42:17,697 --> 00:42:19,663
-Yep?
-Do you pee on your toilet seat?
829
00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:21,885
- Crazy.
830
00:42:23,152 --> 00:42:24,539
So, Jeremy?
831
00:42:25,189 --> 00:42:26,834
Who do you think sent you the balls?
832
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,945
Man, if I'm late, you lot are taking the blame.
833
00:42:31,008 --> 00:42:31,919
What? why?
834
00:42:32,136 --> 00:42:34,360
Think about it.
If she thinks I've ruined her big day,
835
00:42:34,572 --> 00:42:35,856
there will be no consummating
of the marriage.
836
00:42:35,918 --> 00:42:37,925
You want us to take the blame
for not getting to the church on time,
837
00:42:37,991 --> 00:42:39,160
-and with a man down?
-Yeah.
838
00:42:39,227 --> 00:42:40,541
And you've been with her for ages.
839
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:41,743
The fanny won't be any more special.
840
00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:43,558
Can you not talk about her like that?
This is my wife.
841
00:42:43,956 --> 00:42:44,938
Future wife.
842
00:42:45,010 --> 00:42:46,138
-Shut up!
-Shut up!
843
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:48,837
Next time I'm best man, I want a contract.
844
00:42:48,974 --> 00:42:50,402
-Here.
-Good luck, my friend.
845
00:42:50,466 --> 00:42:51,893
You have balls turning up late, innit?
846
00:42:52,829 --> 00:42:53,926
What did you say?
847
00:42:54,393 --> 00:42:56,038
-What do you know about the balls?
-Huh, what?
848
00:42:56,103 --> 00:42:57,126
The testicles I got this morning.
849
00:42:57,193 --> 00:42:58,580
Get off me, man!
850
00:42:58,648 --> 00:43:01,451
-You don't touch a man...
-How would he know? Let's go.
851
00:43:03,594 --> 00:43:06,078
They're already here.
They're supposed to arrive after us.
852
00:43:11,450 --> 00:43:12,981
I'm so sorry, babe.
853
00:43:13,305 --> 00:43:14,981
-It's all right, mate, it's all right.
-I'm ready.
854
00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:18,113
-Ugh!
-What do you mean, "ugh"?
855
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:20,072
Deadman! You are a dead man now!
856
00:43:20,143 --> 00:43:21,125
-Run?
-Yeah.
857
00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:33,967
- Peter, what was that?
- Keep moving!
858
00:43:34,508 --> 00:43:39,132
They're still coming!
There's loads of them! Run!
859
00:43:46,037 --> 00:43:47,391
Should've seen your face, man!
860
00:43:47,455 --> 00:43:49,244
They are very angry.
861
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:57,931
Finish them!
862
00:43:58,002 --> 00:43:58,954
No problem!
863
00:44:01,457 --> 00:44:03,567
Ralph, Ralphus? Let's have you up, come on.
Come on, get up.
864
00:44:07,385 --> 00:44:09,423
What are you doing?
Let's go back to the wedding, indoors.
865
00:44:12,295 --> 00:44:15,284
My glasses! Oh! What the hell was that?
866
00:44:15,751 --> 00:44:17,395
-What road was that?
-Notts Road.
867
00:44:17,459 --> 00:44:18,700
Oh, shin
868
00:44:18,914 --> 00:44:21,024
We're supposed
to be at St Mary's on Notts Avenue.
869
00:44:21,132 --> 00:44:22,085
That's the wrong church.
870
00:44:22,151 --> 00:44:24,261
What idiot denomination
would build two churches so close...
871
00:44:24,551 --> 00:44:25,461
Don't even answer that.
872
00:44:25,533 --> 00:44:27,426
I just wanna find the church and get married.
873
00:44:27,825 --> 00:44:28,776
But I don't know where we are.
874
00:44:28,843 --> 00:44:29,867
You don't know where you're getting married?
875
00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:32,634
Well, it's the church her mum goes to.
You were at the rehearsal, you should know.
876
00:44:32,698 --> 00:44:33,681
Well, the directions are on the...
877
00:44:33,753 --> 00:44:34,663
Oh, I've lost the iPad.
878
00:44:34,771 --> 00:44:35,681
Oh, you've lost the iPad.
879
00:44:35,753 --> 00:44:37,719
Oh, well, it was a wedding present,
so technically it was your iPad.
880
00:44:37,790 --> 00:44:40,159
Today was a demo about how good
it was going to be, Jeremy.
881
00:44:40,226 --> 00:44:41,581
Can this day get any worse?
882
00:44:42,118 --> 00:44:44,818
I just wanna find my wife and get married.
883
00:44:45,354 --> 00:44:46,265
Future wife.
884
00:44:46,373 --> 00:44:47,469
-Shut up.
-What?
885
00:44:47,536 --> 00:44:48,664
Let's go.
886
00:44:56,338 --> 00:44:58,521
--Yeah?
887
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,216
What happened to, "Welcome to Figarude,
how may I help?"
888
00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:04,232
-Do you want something?
-Yeah, I wanna rent a car.
889
00:45:04,339 --> 00:45:07,650
-For when?
-Now. I want a limo or something posh.
890
00:45:07,721 --> 00:45:10,235
All of our cars are out,
most of them ain't due back till later today.
891
00:45:11,139 --> 00:45:12,494
So why did you ask me what I wanted?
892
00:45:12,594 --> 00:45:14,818
I never. I asked when you wanted it.
893
00:45:14,886 --> 00:45:19,292
Listen, you little fanny, could you stop being
smart with me and go get your boss?
894
00:45:19,359 --> 00:45:21,770
-You wanna speak to the manager?
-Yes, dumbo, thank you.
895
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,860
Dad! There's a bloke here
that wants to speak to you!
896
00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,093
Who is it?
897
00:45:34,198 --> 00:45:36,235
Guys, the limo! Ah, fuck!
898
00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:44,640
Okay, we need to go before she sees us.
899
00:45:46,926 --> 00:45:48,427
Go, go, go!
900
00:45:54,273 --> 00:45:56,135
-How's your, um...
-Fine.
901
00:45:56,310 --> 00:45:57,768
Are you still feeling sick?
902
00:45:58,855 --> 00:46:01,410
Listen, when I got married,
I was as nervous as hell.
903
00:46:02,638 --> 00:46:05,079
Mind you, if I'd known the outcome,
I might not have bothered.
904
00:46:05,584 --> 00:46:09,442
Okay, Julie, you know what?
You've been saying stuff like that all day.
905
00:46:09,512 --> 00:46:11,922
Is there something
going on with you and Steve?
906
00:46:13,003 --> 00:46:14,430
Yeah, he's been cheating on me.
907
00:46:14,494 --> 00:46:16,646
Oh, God, Julie, hon, I'm so sorry.
908
00:46:17,185 --> 00:46:21,013
Shit! I missed it! Can you say
that again with the same intensity?
909
00:46:21,076 --> 00:46:22,204
-Oh, God!
-No!
910
00:46:24,277 --> 00:46:28,136
-Yeah, she's a 19-year-old gymnast.
-Ugh!
911
00:46:28,205 --> 00:46:29,332
-Fucking asshole!
-Imagine that.
912
00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:32,756
Someone else that would take
that wanker other than me?
913
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:36,974
-Why didn't you say anything?
-I don't know. What is there to say?
914
00:46:38,388 --> 00:46:42,681
Anyway, at least I've got these
to look forward to when I get home.
915
00:46:44,316 --> 00:46:45,889
-We'll talk about it later, okay?
-Okay.
916
00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:48,214
-it's your day.
-Are you okay?
917
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,870
-I love you.
-I love you, too.
918
00:46:51,262 --> 00:46:52,390
Come on.
919
00:47:00,028 --> 00:47:01,632
That reminds me,
920
00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:04,614
I've invited Steele. He should be in there now.
But don't worry, he's lovely.
921
00:47:04,683 --> 00:47:06,070
-The stripper?
-Not now, honey. Showtime!
922
00:47:06,138 --> 00:47:07,783
-Alex, Alex!
-You invited a stripper to my wedding?
923
00:47:07,847 --> 00:47:08,799
How could you do that...
924
00:47:13,993 --> 00:47:17,344
-Great, just great.
-Oh, Alex, I'm so sorry.
925
00:47:17,594 --> 00:47:19,197
I'm wearing stupid blue knickers,
926
00:47:19,266 --> 00:47:22,691
one dress is covered in blood and glass
and the other one's torn! it's...
927
00:47:22,758 --> 00:47:24,651
Someone up there
does not want me to get married.
928
00:47:26,904 --> 00:47:28,363
So maybe I just shouldn't get married?
929
00:47:31,268 --> 00:47:34,434
We made it. Nothing can go wrong now.
930
00:47:35,597 --> 00:47:38,979
I'm getting married and we're
in the safest place young men can be,
931
00:47:39,779 --> 00:47:41,382
the Catholic Church.
932
00:47:43,852 --> 00:47:45,352
See you up there.
933
00:47:49,343 --> 00:47:53,751
Come on, Alex. You're here. We're all here.
Jeremy loves you,
934
00:47:53,817 --> 00:47:56,765
and I promise there will be no more mishaps
for the rest of the day.
935
00:47:57,963 --> 00:48:00,766
Oh, come on, it's your wedding day!
936
00:48:06,691 --> 00:48:08,946
Where the hell have you been?
You're 20 minutes late.
937
00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:11,136
Mum.Aunt Claire. Dad.
938
00:48:11,310 --> 00:48:12,769
I thought I brought you up better than that.
939
00:48:12,874 --> 00:48:15,864
-Yeah, well, we had to make a couple of stops.
-The Giddings are never late.
940
00:48:16,038 --> 00:48:17,787
You must get that
from your mother's side of the family.
941
00:48:17,966 --> 00:48:19,786
Or those hooligans you muck around with.
942
00:48:19,857 --> 00:48:20,809
Will you two stop rambling?
943
00:48:20,948 --> 00:48:23,680
-Darling, you look great, I'm so proud.
-Thanks.
944
00:48:24,258 --> 00:48:26,223
-Granddad having a good time?
-Yes, he's loving it.
945
00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,336
Jeremy, you've made an old spinster
very proud today.
946
00:48:30,876 --> 00:48:34,011
-Thank you. You still single, Aunt Claire?
-Yes, but on the prowl.
947
00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:35,976
Seen some lovely young men here today.
948
00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:39,061
A Jamaican friend of mine
calls them "stamina daddies".
949
00:48:39,132 --> 00:48:40,704
I need me a stamina daddy.
950
00:48:41,788 --> 00:48:45,138
I don't wear panties any more,
so I'm always ready.
951
00:48:45,897 --> 00:48:48,597
-Can I, uh, borrow the groom for a second?
-Yes, of course.
952
00:48:52,989 --> 00:48:53,899
Um...
953
00:48:56,807 --> 00:48:58,339
Forget all of them, that's what I say,
954
00:48:58,771 --> 00:49:00,995
I mean, I love Alex.
Well, I mean, I did till now.
955
00:49:01,062 --> 00:49:03,546
But it's always been Jeremy and Peter,
and it always will be.
956
00:49:03,609 --> 00:49:05,180
What are you talking about?
957
00:49:08,009 --> 00:49:09,830
I'm sorry, man, but I don't think Alex
is going to turn up.
958
00:49:11,064 --> 00:49:11,974
What?
959
00:49:12,046 --> 00:49:15,066
I heard her say
that she didn't want to get married.
960
00:49:16,047 --> 00:49:17,329
I'm sorry.
961
00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:22,418
Just one last joke as a single man.
962
00:49:22,484 --> 00:49:24,129
You get up there. I'll see you in a second.
963
00:49:29,030 --> 00:49:30,127
-Oh, hi.
-Here!
964
00:49:30,739 --> 00:49:31,692
Where have you been?
965
00:49:31,758 --> 00:49:34,127
I'm the maid of honour. I've been with Alex
all day, like I should've been.
966
00:49:34,195 --> 00:49:35,436
Why are you walking like that?
967
00:49:36,486 --> 00:49:39,144
I fell on some glass.
Twelve stitches.
968
00:49:39,213 --> 00:49:40,527
-I did try to call you from the...
-Glass?
969
00:49:40,813 --> 00:49:41,724
Are you stupid?
970
00:49:42,341 --> 00:49:44,234
-Is Julie okay?
-Yeah, she's fine. it's, uh...
971
00:49:44,632 --> 00:49:46,019
Just been one of those days.
972
00:49:46,124 --> 00:49:49,734
You, uh, you look absolutely amazing.
Awesome. All of you look great.
973
00:49:49,906 --> 00:49:50,961
-Thank you.
-No problem.
974
00:49:51,033 --> 00:49:54,199
-How is he? Is he okay?
-Yeah. I've never... never seen him happier.
975
00:49:54,343 --> 00:49:57,509
Uh, can we start? I'm late
and I have another wedding at 2:00 pm.
976
00:49:59,070 --> 00:50:00,963
-Okay, guys.
-Good thing this is a church, man, I tell you.
977
00:50:02,962 --> 00:50:04,018
This is it!
978
00:50:15,728 --> 00:50:19,410
I have had a right old time.
I have been to every single car rental,
979
00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:23,731
every cafe, every pub, every restaurant
in this area. Honestly, mate.
980
00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,117
I'm desperate.
981
00:50:29,184 --> 00:50:30,715
Customer of mine, outside.
982
00:50:31,257 --> 00:50:33,192
He's got a pretty fancy car.
983
00:50:33,331 --> 00:50:34,240
What's he look like?
984
00:50:34,748 --> 00:50:35,876
-You'll know.
-Cheers!
985
00:50:38,531 --> 00:50:40,103
Cheers, mate.
986
00:50:43,805 --> 00:50:44,973
Oh, shit.
987
00:50:46,314 --> 00:50:49,086
Uh, excuse me, sorry to interrupt,
988
00:50:49,223 --> 00:50:53,961
are you the bloke with the fancy car,
and if so, could I borrow it?
989
00:50:54,497 --> 00:50:56,069
Yeah, I'm the G with the fancy vehicle.
990
00:50:56,170 --> 00:50:58,353
-Okay.
-No, you can't borrow it. You feel me?
991
00:50:58,861 --> 00:51:00,867
Okay, I... Yeah, I feel you.
992
00:51:00,934 --> 00:51:02,899
Could you try and feel me, right?
993
00:51:03,079 --> 00:51:05,811
My mate's getting married
and there's no car to pick him up.
994
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,701
I'm missing the wedding,
'cause it's my fault.
995
00:51:07,990 --> 00:51:11,051
You can drive the car and I will...
I've got money, I will pay you. I've got...
996
00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:14,177
-Give me that!
-I've got, like... That's, like, 250 quid,
997
00:51:14,245 --> 00:51:16,138
-and you can get more later from the groom.
-How much?
998
00:51:16,718 --> 00:51:18,290
A lot, he's fucking loaded.
999
00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:22,760
Where's this car, then?
1000
00:51:23,228 --> 00:51:26,538
-Right there.
-Oh, Christ!
1001
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:27,816
Peter and I were at a bar...
1002
00:51:27,883 --> 00:51:29,746
I was at this dodgy bar with Julie and, um...
1003
00:51:29,884 --> 00:51:31,673
She turned, raised her glass...
1004
00:51:31,957 --> 00:51:34,211
Lifted my glass up to see if it was clean and...
1005
00:51:34,466 --> 00:51:35,966
I sauntered over, all 007...
1006
00:51:36,030 --> 00:51:37,417
He came stumbling over like a hobo...
1007
00:51:37,558 --> 00:51:38,467
Slipped her the number smoothly...
1008
00:51:38,539 --> 00:51:40,763
Dropped a piece of paper in my lap
with his number scribbled on it...
1009
00:51:40,830 --> 00:51:41,741
And the rest...
1010
00:51:41,813 --> 00:51:43,313
And then he just shuffled off
without getting my name.
1011
00:51:43,377 --> 00:51:44,286
...is history.
1012
00:51:45,377 --> 00:51:46,907
So he asked you
to marry him?
1013
00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:49,642
Yes. it's very unempowered of me.
1014
00:51:50,177 --> 00:51:52,039
-But isn't that the real power?
-The vagina.
1015
00:51:52,105 --> 00:51:53,346
A woman, you cynic.
1016
00:51:53,523 --> 00:51:54,433
What do you love about her?
1017
00:51:54,905 --> 00:51:56,405
Well, what's not to love?
1018
00:51:56,687 --> 00:51:58,580
And that's the real truth about love,
1019
00:51:58,760 --> 00:51:59,888
it's not...
1020
00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:01,638
some big thing.
1021
00:52:02,034 --> 00:52:03,927
It's all the small things
1022
00:52:03,997 --> 00:52:05,787
that make you so much more
than when you're alone.
1023
00:52:06,252 --> 00:52:08,073
Anyone can make me laugh,
1024
00:52:08,434 --> 00:52:11,311
but Alex makes me smile.
1025
00:52:12,180 --> 00:52:15,895
- Who'd wanna get married anyway?
- You should read more romance.
1026
00:52:25,710 --> 00:52:28,120
-Where's Albert? What do we do?
-Walk!
1027
00:52:29,710 --> 00:52:31,064
Come here, quick!
1028
00:52:43,603 --> 00:52:44,730
-Who's he?
-I don't know.
1029
00:52:54,950 --> 00:52:56,077
Please be seated.
1030
00:52:57,387 --> 00:52:59,062
Ladies and gentlemen, before we start,
1031
00:52:59,132 --> 00:53:02,050
can I just say how happy I am
to see two young people
1032
00:53:02,260 --> 00:53:04,701
who still believe in the institution of marriage.
1033
00:53:04,951 --> 00:53:06,007
And I think we should applaud them.
1034
00:53:09,498 --> 00:53:11,391
-Where's Albert?
-Long story.
1035
00:53:13,061 --> 00:53:14,665
Almost makes me want to do it, man.
1036
00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:17,360
I mean, who wouldn't want a girl
that beautiful to be in love with you?
1037
00:53:17,426 --> 00:53:19,867
Well, she's definitely better
than the girl that was in his bed this morning.
1038
00:53:24,154 --> 00:53:25,509
Jeremy, what the fuck?
1039
00:53:28,118 --> 00:53:29,101
No...
1040
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,612
-Wait till I get my hands on you!
-You absolute prick!
1041
00:53:33,683 --> 00:53:34,923
- Oh!
- Let go of me!
1042
00:53:36,010 --> 00:53:38,162
Gosh! Fiery people, these Spaniards.
1043
00:53:39,211 --> 00:53:40,234
Alex?
1044
00:53:40,811 --> 00:53:42,238
Who was in your bed, Jeremy? Who?
1045
00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,978
Look, I know how that sounded and...
1046
00:53:44,448 --> 00:53:46,052
Look, last night was a bit hazy, right?
1047
00:53:46,121 --> 00:53:48,458
-Who the fuck was in your bed?
-It wasn't...
1048
00:53:48,521 --> 00:53:51,801
Uh, before anything else is said,
Alex, I just want you to know
1049
00:53:51,867 --> 00:53:54,205
that there wasn't a woman in Jeremy's bed,
it was a man.
1050
00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:58,199
And wait, wait, I know how that sounds.
Um, what I mean is the boys and I,
1051
00:53:58,413 --> 00:54:00,751
-we just set it up as a, uh...
-Stag night.
1052
00:54:00,813 --> 00:54:01,766
...stag-night prank.
1053
00:54:02,087 --> 00:54:05,397
Please understand, because I would never
do anything ever, or let him do anything,
1054
00:54:05,469 --> 00:54:07,766
to jeopardise what you two have,
because you are just the best.
1055
00:54:08,814 --> 00:54:10,387
Could this get any more emotional?
1056
00:54:11,288 --> 00:54:12,529
Thank you, Peter.
1057
00:54:14,924 --> 00:54:16,166
Move, man, move!
1058
00:54:17,980 --> 00:54:19,335
You all right?
1059
00:54:20,525 --> 00:54:22,170
I wasn't upset
'cause I thought you'd done something,
1060
00:54:22,235 --> 00:54:23,693
I was upset 'cause I didn't know.
1061
00:54:24,635 --> 00:54:27,480
-What?
-I just don't know if I wanna be...
1062
00:54:28,163 --> 00:54:31,184
one of those angry wives at home. I want you
to be with me because you want to be,
1063
00:54:31,255 --> 00:54:33,665
and if you'd had to be with someone else
one last time to figure that out,
1064
00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:35,332
-I just wish you could've told me.
-Alex,
1065
00:54:35,401 --> 00:54:37,045
I haven't lied to you.
1066
00:54:37,692 --> 00:54:41,623
What Peter says sounds likely.
1067
00:54:41,692 --> 00:54:46,057
But for the sake of honesty,
have you ever been unfaithful?
1068
00:54:48,238 --> 00:54:50,028
From the moment I saw you,
1069
00:54:50,093 --> 00:54:52,028
you have been the only woman in my life.
1070
00:54:53,002 --> 00:54:55,661
No one's been in my bed, or my mind,
1071
00:54:56,094 --> 00:54:57,336
because you
1072
00:54:57,804 --> 00:54:59,262
are in my heart.
1073
00:54:59,877 --> 00:55:02,029
The only confession I have to make
1074
00:55:02,095 --> 00:55:05,188
is that I love you with my entire being.
1075
00:55:06,459 --> 00:55:08,063
-Okay?
-Okay.
1076
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:14,356
Look, I'm not qualified
to make this kind of sweet melodrama,
1077
00:55:14,496 --> 00:55:16,907
but we could keep going
and make a fuck tape.
1078
00:55:18,388 --> 00:55:19,629
Just saying.
1079
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:21,670
Walking back.
1080
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,789
-All right?
-Yeah.
1081
00:55:23,553 --> 00:55:25,342
-Shall we go?
-Yeah, let's get married.
1082
00:55:27,007 --> 00:55:28,652
Anything to confess?
1083
00:55:28,935 --> 00:55:29,887
Um...
1084
00:55:30,571 --> 00:55:33,592
I got really drunk at Helen's birthday party
and snogged some random guy.
1085
00:55:35,627 --> 00:55:36,579
Oh, and,
1086
00:55:36,645 --> 00:55:38,000
um, that weekend you were away in France,
1087
00:55:38,064 --> 00:55:39,957
this doesn't really count
'cause we were just mucking around,
1088
00:55:40,028 --> 00:55:42,065
but I slept with your cousin Sarah.
1089
00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:44,139
Yeah, go on with you!
1090
00:55:45,265 --> 00:55:46,175
Well?
1091
00:55:47,592 --> 00:55:51,016
- Yeah, we're getting married!
1092
00:55:53,411 --> 00:55:55,377
-Go get my money, yeah?
-All right.
1093
00:56:03,776 --> 00:56:07,232
# Balabushka, Balabushka #
1094
00:56:08,286 --> 00:56:10,293
Start the car! Start the car!
1095
00:56:10,831 --> 00:56:12,042
Shit!
1096
00:56:13,269 --> 00:56:14,986
Start the fucking car!
1097
00:56:16,178 --> 00:56:18,402
-Go, go, go.
-Oh, what the fuck are you doing?
1098
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,097
-Jesus Christ! Shit.
-Stop pushing buttons, stop pushing buttons!
1099
00:56:21,161 --> 00:56:24,471
-Stop pushing buttons!
-What the fuck! Drive! Fucking drive!
1100
00:56:25,598 --> 00:56:30,004
-Drive. Go, go, go.
-What the fuck? Look out!
1101
00:56:32,507 --> 00:56:33,862
Bloody hell!
1102
00:56:36,871 --> 00:56:37,782
Jesus!
1103
00:56:37,854 --> 00:56:40,037
What the hell is going on?
1104
00:56:40,399 --> 00:56:41,527
One minute you say I'm going to get paid
1105
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:42,954
and the next minute
your friends wanna kill you!
1106
00:56:43,019 --> 00:56:44,663
That wasn't them, this is the wrong church.
1107
00:56:44,909 --> 00:56:47,247
Get your arse out of my car now.
1108
00:56:47,455 --> 00:56:49,865
Or I'm gonna drive back round that corner
and let them have you.
1109
00:56:49,928 --> 00:56:51,790
I promise you'll get paid.
1110
00:56:52,946 --> 00:56:55,171
Give me something now or no deal.
1111
00:56:56,002 --> 00:56:57,389
What else do you want?
1112
00:57:01,094 --> 00:57:02,003
Oh...
1113
00:57:03,530 --> 00:57:05,423
Maria, what can I say?
1114
00:57:07,276 --> 00:57:09,387
Except that you look absolutely ravishing.
1115
00:57:10,949 --> 00:57:13,174
-Just thought you should know.
-Thank you.
1116
00:57:14,949 --> 00:57:16,336
Keep your mouth shut this time.
1117
00:57:21,097 --> 00:57:22,006
At last.
1118
00:57:24,988 --> 00:57:25,898
Right.
1119
00:57:26,406 --> 00:57:31,723
If anyone knows any reason why these
two people should not be married, speak now!
1120
00:57:33,062 --> 00:57:35,576
He doesn't wanna marry you, fucker!
1121
00:57:35,716 --> 00:57:38,271
He loves me! Me!
1122
00:57:38,335 --> 00:57:40,889
It's a lie, it's a lie.
I don't know her, I've never...
1123
00:57:42,881 --> 00:57:44,992
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1124
00:57:59,065 --> 00:58:00,492
To love and to honour...
1125
00:58:01,357 --> 00:58:02,856
...until death do us part.
1126
00:58:05,539 --> 00:58:06,449
I will.
1127
00:58:07,757 --> 00:58:08,667
I will.
1128
00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:13,178
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
1129
00:58:41,180 --> 00:58:42,236
Baby, I'm so...
1130
00:58:42,344 --> 00:58:45,406
You remembered the car
and it plays a Spanish song?
1131
00:58:47,327 --> 00:58:48,495
-Why am I not surprised?
-Shut up.
1132
00:58:48,963 --> 00:58:49,987
-Hmm?
-But you...
1133
00:58:50,054 --> 00:58:51,585
Seriously, do not...
1134
00:59:00,419 --> 00:59:02,354
How brave are you, getting that car?
1135
00:59:02,419 --> 00:59:05,844
Not many men would have the balls to do that,
but that's why I love you.
1136
00:59:06,165 --> 00:59:08,131
-Balls, yeah.
-Hmm?
1137
00:59:11,875 --> 00:59:13,334
Shall we do the speech? I'll do the speech.
1138
00:59:14,203 --> 00:59:16,240
Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention, please?
1139
00:59:17,331 --> 00:59:19,337
it's all right.
I can get a set of these at 2.99 from Homebase.
1140
00:59:19,404 --> 00:59:21,297
--I told you they're hooligans.
1141
00:59:22,277 --> 00:59:23,591
Bear with me, I've not brought my glasses.
1142
00:59:24,495 --> 00:59:27,123
Uh, first, I would like
to thank you all for coming. Thank you.
1143
00:59:27,187 --> 00:59:30,901
And especially I'd like to thank
the beautiful bridesmaids.
1144
00:59:31,987 --> 00:59:35,629
Yes, yes, for doing a... Thank you,
thank you... For doing a wonderful job
1145
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:37,414
of putting one foot in front of the other,
1146
00:59:37,479 --> 00:59:38,834
and Julie, Sarah,
1147
00:59:38,970 --> 00:59:40,614
Helen, you're all beautiful and...
1148
00:59:42,825 --> 00:59:43,777
- Anisha, great legs.
1149
00:59:43,843 --> 00:59:46,688
And, of course, the wonderful Sandra...
1150
00:59:46,752 --> 00:59:50,136
--...who has been outshining everyone today.
1151
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:51,264
Um, so...
1152
00:59:51,336 --> 00:59:53,746
I first met Jeremy when we were in college
1153
00:59:54,027 --> 00:59:56,540
and immediately I thought,
"What a well-groomed,
1154
00:59:56,827 --> 00:59:58,761
"wonderfully articulate,
good-looking young man."
1155
00:59:58,828 --> 01:00:01,311
So I thought I would set him up
with a friend of mine.
1156
01:00:01,410 --> 01:00:03,085
Imagine my surprise
when we found out he wasn't gay.
1157
01:00:04,537 --> 01:00:05,634
You boys remember that.
1158
01:00:06,028 --> 01:00:07,746
But, hey, if the guy says he's not gay,
he's not gay.
1159
01:00:07,810 --> 01:00:09,486
I stand by him, not in front or behind,
1160
01:00:09,556 --> 01:00:11,522
but shoulder to shoulder.
1161
01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:13,310
Yeah, um...
1162
01:00:14,211 --> 01:00:17,057
We always knew Jeremy would be
the most successful out of all of us.
1163
01:00:17,157 --> 01:00:20,250
He was the first one to get a full-time job,
he was the first one
1164
01:00:20,684 --> 01:00:22,982
to get his own place,
which I can tell you, comes in very handy
1165
01:00:23,049 --> 01:00:25,304
between Thursday and Sunday,
when you need to have a little liaison
1166
01:00:25,377 --> 01:00:28,438
with one, two,
or, at one time, three ladies.
1167
01:00:29,486 --> 01:00:31,824
Anyway, anyway, I've realised that, again,
1168
01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:36,440
Jeremy is the first of us to do something
amazing, and that is to settle down,
1169
01:00:36,505 --> 01:00:38,150
and he has found the beautiful,
1170
01:00:38,214 --> 01:00:40,728
absolutely stunning Alexandra,
so I think we should all...
1171
01:00:45,379 --> 01:00:49,569
The truth is, I didn't ever really think Jeremy
could get much better than he is, but you...
1172
01:00:49,707 --> 01:00:52,045
you have made him a better person.
1173
01:00:52,544 --> 01:00:53,454
Um,
1174
01:00:53,526 --> 01:00:55,315
and I know that he's going to spend
1175
01:00:55,381 --> 01:00:56,508
the rest of his life
1176
01:00:56,580 --> 01:00:58,225
making sure that you come first,
1177
01:00:58,326 --> 01:01:01,172
- in and out of the bedroom.
1178
01:01:01,636 --> 01:01:03,891
Thank you. In all seriousness,
1179
01:01:04,473 --> 01:01:05,425
um,
1180
01:01:05,964 --> 01:01:07,753
Jeremy's a man of honour
1181
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,315
and integrity.
1182
01:01:09,492 --> 01:01:12,409
But the truth is, when he met you,
he became a whole lot better,
1183
01:01:12,655 --> 01:01:16,007
and, uh, I was really honoured
when you asked me to be the best man,
1184
01:01:16,656 --> 01:01:18,622
because he's the best man I know.
1185
01:01:19,311 --> 01:01:21,649
And you are... You are the best woman.
1186
01:01:24,075 --> 01:01:25,648
Um,
1187
01:01:25,712 --> 01:01:27,792
I didn't ever really believe, to be honest,
1188
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:31,320
that two souls could be meant for each other,
1189
01:01:32,113 --> 01:01:34,554
but, you know, you two really prove
that love is real.
1190
01:01:35,314 --> 01:01:39,751
And, you know, I don't really know
what else I can say after that, except...
1191
01:01:41,569 --> 01:01:42,852
To the bride and groom.
1192
01:01:43,206 --> 01:01:45,212
To the bride and groom.
1193
01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:51,101
Sorry, Alex.
1194
01:01:52,043 --> 01:01:53,326
-I love you, man.
-I love you too, man.
1195
01:02:01,972 --> 01:02:04,009
Jack? Is it on?
1196
01:02:04,408 --> 01:02:06,632
Haven't I done enough filming for you?
Can't I just enjoy the day?
1197
01:02:06,699 --> 01:02:08,810
It won't be a big Festen speech or anything,
but I thought I'd give you
1198
01:02:08,882 --> 01:02:10,671
the heads-up on the big finale.
1199
01:02:10,737 --> 01:02:11,647
My speech.
1200
01:02:11,973 --> 01:02:13,980
-It better be good.
-Yeah, it will be.
1201
01:02:15,137 --> 01:02:17,620
All right, everyone,
can I have your attention, please?
1202
01:02:17,865 --> 01:02:20,927
Uh, first of all, thank you all for coming.
1203
01:02:21,175 --> 01:02:23,585
The whole point of all of this, for me and Alex,
1204
01:02:23,793 --> 01:02:26,927
was to celebrate "us" with all of you.
1205
01:02:27,248 --> 01:02:31,613
Because there's no other way
to get this many people you know and love
1206
01:02:32,158 --> 01:02:34,164
in one place and...
1207
01:02:35,031 --> 01:02:36,821
shout from the rooftops,
1208
01:02:37,577 --> 01:02:39,397
"I love this girl!"
1209
01:02:45,105 --> 01:02:46,129
Now,
1210
01:02:46,742 --> 01:02:48,997
my good friends Jack and Helen
1211
01:02:49,324 --> 01:02:50,637
have been documenting this day,
1212
01:02:50,852 --> 01:02:53,624
trying to get to the bottom of what
all this wedding business is all about.
1213
01:02:54,015 --> 01:02:54,926
Now,
1214
01:02:54,998 --> 01:02:56,673
I look at these two,
1215
01:02:56,889 --> 01:02:59,620
sweet, nihilistic lovers,
1216
01:03:00,089 --> 01:03:01,186
and I think to myself
1217
01:03:01,289 --> 01:03:03,296
there is nobody better suited.
1218
01:03:03,471 --> 01:03:05,582
Even though you two
are never going to get married.
1219
01:03:05,653 --> 01:03:07,008
There's something about
1220
01:03:07,436 --> 01:03:11,077
your dark, twisted souls
that are going to need each other forever.
1221
01:03:11,872 --> 01:03:15,700
And it's this intimate madness
that gels you two.
1222
01:03:16,309 --> 01:03:19,155
And that's what Alex and I
are celebrating with this.
1223
01:03:19,219 --> 01:03:20,274
So,
1224
01:03:20,674 --> 01:03:22,028
for the record,
1225
01:03:23,547 --> 01:03:26,971
- here's to the madness!
- To the madness.
1226
01:03:37,476 --> 01:03:39,121
I'll see you in a sec.
1227
01:03:39,186 --> 01:03:41,771
-Hi.
-Hey, Julie. How's your, uh...
1228
01:03:41,913 --> 01:03:44,250
-Oh, yeah. it's getting better, thanks.
-Oh, good.
1229
01:03:44,313 --> 01:03:46,320
-Oh, well, we'll speak later. Hey, Sarah.
-Hey, Peter.
1230
01:03:47,659 --> 01:03:49,914
Hey, I know you're upset.
1231
01:03:50,023 --> 01:03:52,869
But just in case your husband
hasn't told you,
1232
01:03:52,969 --> 01:03:54,832
I just wanted to say
that you look really beautiful today.
1233
01:03:55,588 --> 01:03:56,902
Thanks, Sarah.
1234
01:03:58,024 --> 01:04:00,579
What are you doing here anyway? I thought
you didn't want to catch the bouquet.
1235
01:04:00,643 --> 01:04:01,926
Yeah, yeah, I don't.
1236
01:04:02,061 --> 01:04:05,889
I just thought it'd be fun to be part of the
chaos that is bouquet-wrestling.
1237
01:04:06,899 --> 01:04:08,502
-Why are you here?
-Exactly.
1238
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,235
-Are you trying to embarrass me?
-No.
1239
01:04:11,408 --> 01:04:12,360
People know you're married to me
1240
01:04:12,426 --> 01:04:14,175
and you're standing out here
waiting to catch the flowers?
1241
01:04:14,244 --> 01:04:15,745
lt's just a bit of fun, Steve.
1242
01:04:16,317 --> 01:04:17,228
Go and sit down.
1243
01:04:22,865 --> 01:04:25,998
I know this is supposed to be at the end,
but I couldn't wait. Are you ready?
1244
01:04:26,173 --> 01:04:27,415
Yeah!
1245
01:04:27,483 --> 01:04:29,201
Get ready for your John Woo moment.
1246
01:04:55,669 --> 01:04:57,241
We put this in 3-D, we got a seller.
1247
01:04:57,814 --> 01:04:59,966
-I don't know if I want to see that in 3-D, mate.
-You're sick!
1248
01:05:11,380 --> 01:05:12,403
Hi.
1249
01:05:13,417 --> 01:05:14,627
Oh, Julie.
1250
01:05:16,435 --> 01:05:18,545
-Are you okay?
-Yeah. Sorry.
1251
01:05:18,872 --> 01:05:20,330
Yeah, I'll take it from here, babe.
1252
01:05:21,527 --> 01:05:24,299
Jules, he's a prick, not worth crying over.
1253
01:05:25,128 --> 01:05:27,930
-Don't let him control you. Take charge.
-No, it's not just that.
1254
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,573
It's everything.
1255
01:05:29,637 --> 01:05:34,478
My arse hurts. My heart hurts.
And I'm completely ruining Alex's day.
1256
01:05:34,584 --> 01:05:35,866
No, you're not!
1257
01:05:36,548 --> 01:05:39,609
I just want something to take the pain away.
1258
01:05:40,548 --> 01:05:41,717
Anything.
1259
01:05:43,930 --> 01:05:44,840
Well...
1260
01:05:46,694 --> 01:05:48,225
If you can avoid the stitches.
1261
01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:49,423
Remember to...
1262
01:05:50,913 --> 01:05:51,751
Well...
1263
01:05:57,350 --> 01:05:58,373
What are you doing?
1264
01:06:04,442 --> 01:06:05,352
Oi!
1265
01:06:09,861 --> 01:06:12,995
Please. From what I've heard, I'd have
to piss on you so you could find it.
1266
01:06:28,336 --> 01:06:30,706
-Did you get a chance to tell Jeremy?
-Yeah, yeah, I did. Shh.
1267
01:06:32,701 --> 01:06:34,376
-I'm going to steal my wife.
-Congratulations!
1268
01:06:34,446 --> 01:06:35,543
Love youse.
1269
01:06:37,319 --> 01:06:39,978
Jeremy, I love you, but I need my daughter.
Come on.
1270
01:06:40,047 --> 01:06:42,199
-I love you more.
-Love you more!
1271
01:06:42,411 --> 01:06:45,039
Ah, so that's it, man.
How does it feel?
1272
01:06:47,175 --> 01:06:49,803
I feel better
than I have ever felt about anything.
1273
01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:52,676
I can tell, man. And you know what?
You've made me think about a few things, too.
1274
01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:54,167
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1275
01:06:54,230 --> 01:06:55,617
-So thank you.
-I love you.
1276
01:06:55,685 --> 01:06:57,000
I love you, too.
1277
01:07:11,397 --> 01:07:13,332
Sorry, I'm not in the mood.
1278
01:07:14,925 --> 01:07:17,656
Look at Anisha.
I wish I could take charge like her.
1279
01:07:18,489 --> 01:07:20,827
How does she do it?
I mean, do you think she's happy?
1280
01:07:21,507 --> 01:07:23,328
-Yeah, if she's in control, she's happy.
-True.
1281
01:07:24,563 --> 01:07:27,552
-Come on, dance with me.
-Aw, really?
1282
01:07:29,508 --> 01:07:32,964
So, um, do you think we should
ever tell them about Vegas?
1283
01:07:33,073 --> 01:07:34,790
And lose the high ground?
1284
01:07:35,764 --> 01:07:36,674
Never.
1285
01:07:37,909 --> 01:07:39,875
I cheese-sandwich you, monkey.
1286
01:07:40,382 --> 01:07:42,462
I cheese-sandwich you, flatfoot.
1287
01:07:50,893 --> 01:07:52,569
I like your clothes. So brave.
1288
01:07:52,639 --> 01:07:55,122
Yeah, I was sort of going
for a, uh, wrestling motif.
1289
01:07:55,330 --> 01:07:56,934
I'm actually quite a trend-setter.
1290
01:07:57,112 --> 01:07:59,005
This time next year
everyone will be wearing this.
1291
01:07:59,076 --> 01:08:00,463
We love wrestling.
1292
01:08:01,186 --> 01:08:03,555
But it's not really the fashion side
that interests me.
1293
01:08:03,804 --> 01:08:05,087
You love wrestling?
1294
01:08:07,259 --> 01:08:08,169
So do we.
1295
01:08:08,423 --> 01:08:10,140
Going to show me
some of your special holds, then?
1296
01:08:10,533 --> 01:08:14,360
Yeah, I would love to. Uh, I could show
you a counter on a figure-four leglock.
1297
01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:15,370
-Ooh.
-Yeah.
1298
01:08:15,442 --> 01:08:17,594
I could hit you with a chair.
1299
01:08:29,662 --> 01:08:30,686
Hey.
1300
01:08:31,917 --> 01:08:33,489
-You okay?
-Mmm.
1301
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:35,927
Yeah, I'm fine.
1302
01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:43,230
It's funny, you know, it takes one hour
and a vicar to get married.
1303
01:08:43,955 --> 01:08:47,741
And a divorce takes months
and a whole load of money and lawyers...
1304
01:08:48,829 --> 01:08:50,764
Ugh, God, this is such a mess.
1305
01:08:52,247 --> 01:08:54,802
-I just feel like such a failure, you know?
-No, you're not.
1306
01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:58,873
If there were one decent person here,
they'd notice us.
1307
01:08:59,230 --> 01:09:03,130
Two beautiful, sexy, young women
sitting here, and they'd come right over,
1308
01:09:03,485 --> 01:09:06,723
look you dead in the eye,
tell you how great you look and say...
1309
01:09:07,049 --> 01:09:08,332
Would you like to dance?
1310
01:09:09,377 --> 01:09:10,401
Who, me?
1311
01:09:10,468 --> 01:09:14,513
I saw you sitting here and thought
you looked like you could do with a dance.
1312
01:09:14,578 --> 01:09:16,544
Yeah, but why would you think that...
1313
01:09:17,124 --> 01:09:19,493
Oh, sorry, I thought...
1314
01:09:19,778 --> 01:09:22,219
-Well, Alex said...
-Look, she is, okay?
1315
01:09:23,706 --> 01:09:25,351
Look, Sarah, we know.
1316
01:09:26,943 --> 01:09:29,426
And we love you
and we just want you to be happy.
1317
01:09:31,598 --> 01:09:32,622
Thank you.
1318
01:09:33,744 --> 01:09:36,081
We love you, too. A lot.
1319
01:09:58,948 --> 01:10:00,406
Oh, Mandy! How did you get in here?
1320
01:10:00,475 --> 01:10:01,530
-Through the front door.
-There was a guard.
1321
01:10:01,602 --> 01:10:03,785
-Punched him in the throat.
-What's going on? Are you guys okay?
1322
01:10:03,857 --> 01:10:06,733
I'm sorry, J, but I tried to stop the wedding
like you wanted, but I was late.
1323
01:10:06,985 --> 01:10:08,372
I think you should leave, love!
1324
01:10:08,658 --> 01:10:10,810
-Wait, wait, wait.
-See, he needs me.
1325
01:10:11,058 --> 01:10:12,662
Jeremy, what is going on?
1326
01:10:13,313 --> 01:10:17,678
Um, when you think about it,
I tried to let you know in my speech.
1327
01:10:19,314 --> 01:10:21,724
-"To the madness."
-In your speech?
1328
01:10:21,860 --> 01:10:24,446
-Oh, right, yeah, you said...
-Said he still loves me.
1329
01:10:24,697 --> 01:10:26,051
What?
1330
01:10:26,151 --> 01:10:28,304
- What?
- Jeremy!
1331
01:10:30,370 --> 01:10:33,680
Please tell me this is some kind of sick joke!
1332
01:10:34,079 --> 01:10:37,028
Mandy, I owe Alex an explanation.
1333
01:10:37,607 --> 01:10:40,556
So just give me a minute
and I'll see you outside.
1334
01:10:41,499 --> 01:10:42,523
See?
1335
01:10:42,663 --> 01:10:44,381
You can't fight against true love.
1336
01:10:44,445 --> 01:10:45,541
--Mandy.
1337
01:10:50,519 --> 01:10:53,002
Okay, um, now what
are you going to say to her?
1338
01:10:53,064 --> 01:10:54,926
-I don't know.
-Okay, what the fuck is going on?
1339
01:10:54,992 --> 01:10:55,902
Why are you going to speak to her?
1340
01:10:55,973 --> 01:10:58,011
"To the madness." Keep up, Pete.
1341
01:10:58,883 --> 01:11:00,673
-I love you, Alex.
-I love you, Jeremy.
1342
01:11:03,066 --> 01:11:05,548
Just try not to get stabbed in the throat.
1343
01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:07,876
-Yeah.
-All right.
1344
01:11:07,939 --> 01:11:08,891
Good luck.
1345
01:11:08,957 --> 01:11:11,440
Why does he need luck?
Why is he going to go and speak to her?
1346
01:11:11,503 --> 01:11:14,276
-I really need a drink, Pete.
-No, no. I love this song. Let's dance.
1347
01:11:15,394 --> 01:11:16,926
-To the madness.
-To the madness.
1348
01:11:22,450 --> 01:11:23,360
Mandy...
1349
01:11:26,269 --> 01:11:27,479
Thanks for back there.
1350
01:11:28,306 --> 01:11:31,223
Not making me feel so crazy
as I sometimes do.
1351
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,365
Part of me knew you weren't
going to leave her today.
1352
01:11:37,434 --> 01:11:39,152
-So I got you something...
-Whoa! Mandy, no!
1353
01:11:39,252 --> 01:11:40,236
What?
1354
01:11:40,453 --> 01:11:42,636
It's a gift.
1355
01:11:43,180 --> 01:11:46,056
I wrapped it in tinfoil because I couldn't
find any wrapping paper.
1356
01:11:46,454 --> 01:11:47,363
A boomerang?
1357
01:11:47,944 --> 01:11:49,620
It's symbolic, you knob.
1358
01:11:51,218 --> 01:11:53,297
You might not leave her today,
1359
01:11:53,836 --> 01:11:55,771
but one day you'll be back.
1360
01:11:59,073 --> 01:12:00,284
Come here.
1361
01:12:01,619 --> 01:12:03,626
You'll be okay. You'll find someone.
1362
01:12:13,221 --> 01:12:16,242
Hey, you didn't happen to send a package
to me at home, did you?
1363
01:12:16,531 --> 01:12:19,406
-A pair of balls? In ajar?
-I wish I had.
1364
01:12:20,931 --> 01:12:22,432
You need a pair.
1365
01:13:03,082 --> 01:13:05,523
Why am I having to look for you
amongst all these strangers? Huh?
1366
01:13:05,592 --> 01:13:08,033
Are you trying to make me
look like some sort of cock today?
1367
01:13:08,137 --> 01:13:11,200
-Show me up like this again and I'll...
-There won't be a next time, Steve,
1368
01:13:11,701 --> 01:13:12,943
- because I'm leaving you.
1369
01:13:13,084 --> 01:13:14,212
I'd like to see that.
1370
01:13:14,357 --> 01:13:16,001
Who's going to love you,
with all your whining and crying?
1371
01:13:16,066 --> 01:13:17,928
My friends love me, and you know what?
1372
01:13:17,993 --> 01:13:21,779
I'm starting to realise I'm not that bad
and I deserve a lot better than this.
1373
01:13:21,848 --> 01:13:22,759
Yeah.
1374
01:13:23,049 --> 01:13:24,797
Why don't you leave her alone?
1375
01:13:26,795 --> 01:13:29,164
Why don't you stay out of this, mate?
1376
01:13:30,468 --> 01:13:32,651
- Come on, then.
1377
01:13:34,469 --> 01:13:35,379
Wanker!
1378
01:13:36,505 --> 01:13:38,295
Yeah, really?
1379
01:13:38,869 --> 01:13:41,962
- Um, you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1380
01:13:42,033 --> 01:13:42,943
Sure?
1381
01:13:43,233 --> 01:13:45,385
Do you have somewhere to stay,
like with one of the girls or something?
1382
01:13:45,452 --> 01:13:47,789
Yeah, I'll be fine. Thanks.
1383
01:13:47,852 --> 01:13:49,207
Okay. 'Cause you know
you can stay at my place
1384
01:13:49,270 --> 01:13:51,929
-if you want to get out...
-Peter, not all of us need saving, okay?
1385
01:13:52,798 --> 01:13:53,854
Okay.
1386
01:13:56,035 --> 01:13:57,245
What's your place like?
1387
01:13:58,181 --> 01:13:59,350
Oh, uh...
1388
01:14:00,509 --> 01:14:01,491
One bedroom.
1389
01:14:01,563 --> 01:14:03,135
- But I can sleep on the couch, or you can.
1390
01:14:03,999 --> 01:14:06,586
There's a cinema down the road. I cook.
Might make a difference from that twat.
1391
01:14:07,964 --> 01:14:09,278
But, you know,
if you don't want to, it's cool...
1392
01:14:09,346 --> 01:14:10,557
No, actually that would be amazing.
1393
01:14:10,619 --> 01:14:11,529
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1394
01:14:11,601 --> 01:14:12,511
Great!
1395
01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:13,606
Good, good, yeah.
1396
01:14:14,001 --> 01:14:14,953
Um, good.
1397
01:14:16,038 --> 01:14:18,738
-Um, just have one question.
-Yeah?
1398
01:14:18,947 --> 01:14:21,244
Please answer honestly. Um...
1399
01:14:21,748 --> 01:14:23,062
Do you pee on the toilet seat?
1400
01:14:23,312 --> 01:14:28,773
What? No, no, no. I don't...
No, I lift it up, I do my thing,
1401
01:14:29,167 --> 01:14:30,987
- and I put it back down again.
1402
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,060
That's a really bizarre question...
1403
01:14:46,224 --> 01:14:48,231
Welcome to family, son!
1404
01:14:51,025 --> 01:14:56,301
If you ever hurt my daughter, it's not
going to be pig's balls in ajar or box,
1405
01:14:56,371 --> 01:14:59,174
it's going to be yours, entender?
1406
01:14:59,971 --> 01:15:01,791
Of course! You sent them!
1407
01:15:04,954 --> 01:15:07,106
Family!
1408
01:15:07,427 --> 01:15:09,144
-Shall we go? Okay.
-Yeah.
1409
01:15:11,682 --> 01:15:13,648
Why is Julie snogging Peter?
1410
01:15:14,955 --> 01:15:19,145
And why the fuck is my cousin
kissing that girl?
1411
01:15:19,937 --> 01:15:22,958
Baby, don't worry about it.
1412
01:15:25,538 --> 01:15:29,759
-Right! We're off to consummate marriage!
-Whoo!
1413
01:15:39,649 --> 01:15:42,205
I want what every single man
wants from marriage...
1414
01:15:42,269 --> 01:15:43,178
Sex on tap.
1415
01:15:44,596 --> 01:15:46,127
I'm joking. Mostly.
1416
01:15:46,633 --> 01:15:49,912
No, I'm not bothered about all the stuff
that goes with marriage...
1417
01:15:49,978 --> 01:15:52,679
-The house, car...
-Dinner plates...
1418
01:15:53,070 --> 01:15:54,497
Who needs all that crap?
1419
01:15:54,597 --> 01:15:56,780
I just wanna spend
the rest of my life with someone...
1420
01:15:57,288 --> 01:16:00,713
...I can reach out for and have them
find my hand without thinking.
1421
01:16:01,143 --> 01:16:03,844
Someone that I can look across
a crowded room for...
1422
01:16:04,272 --> 01:16:07,003
...and see them staring back at me, smiling.
1423
01:16:07,835 --> 01:16:10,246
-Someone to finish...
-...your thoughts and sentences.
1424
01:16:11,218 --> 01:16:13,401
Someone I can just...
1425
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,314
...connect with.
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