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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:05,000 SOUTH PARK 814 http://south-park.cz/ 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,000 P�eklad a �asov�n�: MND 3 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:42,400 Vysoko v hor�ch m�ste�ko stoj�, a tam se ulice na sv�tky zdob�. 4 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:49,100 Lid� ve front�ch stoj� i hodinu, aby koupili V�noce pro svoji rodinu. 5 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:56,700 Ale v les�ku nep��li� vzd�len�m i zv��tka se chystala na sv�j �t�dr� den. 6 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:59,800 Doba u� je skoro ta, co je jednou do roka. 7 00:00:59,836 --> 00:01:03,936 U� jsou t�m�� u vr�tek V�noce lesn�ch zv��tek. 8 00:01:04,137 --> 00:01:09,300 Zv��tka p�i pr�ci radostn� p�la a vskutku zaj�mav� jm�na m�la. 9 00:01:09,438 --> 00:01:15,238 Veverka Veve�i�ka, kr�l�k Kr�l��ek, bobr Bob��k a medv�d Medv�dek, 10 00:01:15,239 --> 00:01:21,300 dikobrazice Dikobr�zka, tcho� Tcho��k, li�ka Li�ti�ka a srnka Srne�ka, 11 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:28,500 datel Datl�k, My�ka my� a s�kora S�korka. Les byla jejich skr��. 12 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:32,600 A v ten kouzeln� den p�ed t�m v��m stoj�c� 13 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:37,700 byl p�ekvapen� hoch v �ervenomodr� �epici. 14 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:39,200 Co to sakra? 15 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:47,600 V�noce m� ka�d� r�d, co do roka jsou jedinkr�t. 16 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:56,300 Ka�d� zv��e, velk�, mal�. V�noce jsou n�m v�em drah�. 17 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:02,600 - Nazdar, v�tej u n�s v lese. - L�b� se ti n� strome�ek? 18 00:02:02,701 --> 00:02:06,700 - P�knej. - Je to ten nejlep�� strom v lese. 19 00:02:08,304 --> 00:02:14,304 - Je tu probl�m! - Jak�pak? - N� strome�ek nem� hv�zdu. 20 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:20,300 - Nem��em m�t strome�ek bez hv�zdy. - Co si po�neme? 21 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:24,000 Nezoufejte, t�eba n�m n� nov� kamar�d pom��e hv�zdu naj�t. 22 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,908 - Opravdu? - Pomohl bys n�m? 23 00:02:26,909 --> 00:02:28,500 No dobr�! 24 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:38,111 S trochou pap�ru a veselou tv�� vyrobil hoch hv�zdu, kter� z��. 25 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:43,800 To je nejkr�sn�j�� hv�zda, co jsem kdy vid�l. 26 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:47,214 Zv��tka se radovala a Bob��k ��k�: 27 00:02:47,215 --> 00:02:50,215 Poj� s n�ma tancovat a zp�vat. 28 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:53,716 A chlapec v �epici s �sm�vem odpov�: 29 00:02:53,717 --> 00:02:56,000 Ne, d�ky. Mus�m dom�. 30 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:01,600 M�j se, Stan�ku! 31 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:14,800 Ahoj, Stan�ku! 32 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:16,700 Co to? 33 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:22,722 P�ekvapen�, m� tu sv� p��tele. Usm�val se chlapec, o�i vesel�. 34 00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:23,800 Kolik je? 35 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:27,700 Tomu nebude� v��it, Stan�ku. Je to ten nejkouzeln�j�� v�no�n� d�rek. 36 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,825 Dikobr�zka je t�hotn�! 37 00:03:29,826 --> 00:03:31,626 J� z�tra musim do �koly. 38 00:03:31,627 --> 00:03:34,827 Ten chlapec asi nech�pe v�nost tohoto oplodn�n�. 39 00:03:34,828 --> 00:03:38,828 Dikobr�zka je panna, Stan�ku. P�i po�et� nebyla poskvrn�na. 40 00:03:38,829 --> 00:03:41,100 Porod� na�eho P�na a Spasitele. 41 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,030 Co? 42 00:03:43,031 --> 00:03:46,100 Bylo mi p�edpov�zeno, �e porod�m na �t�dr� den. 43 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,650 - To je za chv�li. - Na�e du�e jsou spaseny. 44 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:52,432 Kone�n� budou m�t zv��tka sv�ho vlastn�ho Spasitele. 45 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:58,000 Je tu ale probl�m. Nem�me ��dn� jesle. 46 00:04:00,036 --> 00:04:02,400 Ale my jesle pot�ebujeme. 47 00:04:02,437 --> 00:04:05,137 Ud�l� to, Stane? Postav� n�m jesle? 48 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:15,439 Chlape�ek ��k�: "Jesle v�m postav�m!" Mrkl na zv��tka a hopsl k nim. 49 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:23,500 V les�ku se hoch do pr�ce vlo��. Postav� m�sto, kde ml�d� hlavu slo��. 50 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,900 P�ni, to jsou ty nejhez�� jesle, co jsem kdy vid�l. 51 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:31,000 Zde bude moci odpo��vat syn na�eho P�na. 52 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:33,700 U� m��u j�t sp�t? 53 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:36,500 M�j syn bude m�t nejkr�sn�j�� post�lku v lese. 54 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,600 To budou ty nejlep�� V�noce zv��tek! 55 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:43,700 Doba u� je skoro ta, co je jednou do roka. 56 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,305 - J� u� jdu. - U� jsou t�m�� u vr�tek... 57 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,107 - Puma! - Schovejte se! 58 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:56,600 Mazej pry�! K��! 59 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,200 - Je pry�? - Mysl�m, �e jo. 60 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,109 J� nevylezu. 61 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:13,650 Tak to je konec. Puma v�, �e je Dikobr�zka t�hotn� a chce ji zase zab�t. 62 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:14,800 Zase? 63 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:19,411 Ka�d� V�noce puma se�ere zv��e nesouc� syna na�eho P�na. 64 00:05:19,412 --> 00:05:25,612 - J� se tak boj�m. - Puma nikdy nedovol�, aby se n� Spasitel narodil. 65 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:31,100 Letos se nemus�me b�t, m�me p�ece Stan�ka. 66 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:35,700 No jasn�! Kdy� dok�zal postavit jesle, dok�e i zastavit tu zlou pumu. 67 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,400 V�noce jsou zachr�n�ny. 68 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:46,500 Vysoko nad lesem na sk�le tmav�, �ila tam puma, co lovila slab�. 69 00:05:47,118 --> 00:05:50,500 N�kdo musel zastavit tu hrozbu ��c�. 70 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,580 To je kurva absurdn�! 71 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,500 �ekl chlape�ek v �ervenomodr� �epici. 72 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:02,119 Nebyl mu to snadn� �kol d�n. V tom ho najednou napadl pl�n. 73 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:06,500 Vrrr! Vrrr! Vylez ven! 74 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:15,300 Poj�, ty vrahu! Tvoje dny zab�jen� nevinn�ch zv��tek jsou u konce! 75 00:06:34,122 --> 00:06:39,300 V m�iku byl konec, co ��kat v�ce? Na chladn� p�d� le�ela lvice. 76 00:06:43,223 --> 00:06:44,523 A je to. 77 00:06:47,524 --> 00:06:50,100 - Mami? - Mami! 78 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:56,850 - Maminko, probu� se. - Neopou�t�j n�s. 79 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:05,100 Pro�, �lov��e? Pro� jsi n�m zabil maminku? 80 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:12,525 J�... to ta zv��ata. Oni... narozen� Spasitele... 81 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:21,526 Lv��ata spole�n� �alostn� bre�ela, �e jejich maminka na dobro zem�ela. 82 00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:33,829 - Jsi v po��dku, Dikobr�zko? - Jen m� tro�ku kopl. 83 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:38,500 U� je to dlouho. Zd� se, �e to n� ob�tav� Stan�k nep�e�il. 84 00:07:38,531 --> 00:07:44,700 - Puma ho asi cel�ho spolkla. - Z na�eho Spasitele bude sekan�. 85 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,333 Hele, pod�vejte! 86 00:07:50,834 --> 00:07:52,300 Stan�k! 87 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:58,134 - Stan�ku, ty �ije�! - To znamen�, �e jsi zabil pumu? 88 00:07:58,435 --> 00:07:59,835 Je mrtv�. 89 00:08:00,070 --> 00:08:02,600 - Fakt doopravdy? - Jsi si jist�? 90 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,736 Jo, u� v�m neubl��. 91 00:08:04,837 --> 00:08:08,600 Dok�zal to! Kone�n� nastanou V�noce zv��tek! 92 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,700 - A� �ije Satan! - A� �ije Satan! 93 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,700 Co�e? 94 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:19,541 Moc jsi n�m pomohl, Stan�ku. Nyn� m��e Dikobr�zka porodit Antikrista. 95 00:08:20,643 --> 00:08:23,300 Antikrista? ��kali jste va�eho Spasitele! 96 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,444 Spr�vn�, syna Satana, prince temnot. 97 00:08:25,445 --> 00:08:27,150 Ale j� myslel, �e syna Boha! 98 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,946 V�n� mysl�, �e by B�h soulo�il s dikobrazem? 99 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,300 N�co takov�ho by ud�lal jen Satan, princ temnot a vl�dce zla. 100 00:08:34,550 --> 00:08:37,700 To chce oslavit. Ob�tujeme Kr�l��ka a sn�me jeho maso! 101 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,347 Jo, ob�tujte m� ��blu! 102 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,400 Napijte se jeho krve! 103 00:08:56,650 --> 00:09:01,250 - Krvav� orgie! - J�, krvav� orgie! 104 00:09:08,050 --> 00:09:11,550 Ve zvl�tn� chv�li a zvl�tn� �as jsou V�noce lesn�ch zv��tek. 105 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,050 A� �ije Satan! 106 00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:20,752 V lese r�no na �t�dr� den se jist� zv��tka chystala na zrod Antikrista. 107 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:29,450 �lechetn� puma ni�ila zlo cel� ta l�ta. Nyn� je mrtv� a sov tu p�r vzl�t�. 108 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:35,654 Lv��at�m zat�m smutek vl�dne, je ne�ekaj� V�noce ��dn�. 109 00:09:36,155 --> 00:09:44,655 Brzy Satan�v syn zahub� v�e �ij�c�. V�e kv�li hochovi v �ervenomodr� �epici. 110 00:09:45,857 --> 00:09:50,657 Proto�e zabil �lechetnou lv� pan�, apokalypse te� nikdo nezabr�n�. 111 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:58,650 S �sm�vem ��k�: "Co d�lat v�m! Do lesa zajdu a se zv��tky promluv�m." 112 00:09:58,650 --> 00:10:00,360 To teda ne. 113 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:06,300 Rozhodl se zhasnout a z pokoje j�t zp�tky do lesa a tam v�e napravit. 114 00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:15,762 �el zp�tky do lesa v�e napravit. 115 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:25,763 Aby na v�e zapomn�l, zapl si televizi, nakonec uposlechl sv� sv�dom� ryz�. 116 00:10:27,650 --> 00:10:32,864 Ut�ci probl�m�m v�ak nen� moci, co ud�lat m�, v� ve sv�m srdci. 117 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:34,450 Dej mi pokoj! 118 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:40,150 - V�d�l, �e pouze v lese m��e... - No tak dobr�, pro bo�� klid! 119 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:46,350 Pod�vejte, to je n� kamar�d Stan�k. 120 00:10:46,850 --> 00:10:51,467 - Stan�ku, jde� pr�v� v�as. - M�me velik� probl�m. 121 00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:56,168 Satan n�m na��dil, �e pro Antikrista mus�me naj�t lidsk�ho hostitele. 122 00:10:56,169 --> 00:10:58,769 Aby tak mohl ovl�dnout celi�k� sv�t. 123 00:10:58,770 --> 00:11:02,670 Hostitel nesm� b�t pok�t�n a nesm� uct�vat Krista. 124 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,950 Mysleli jsme, �e by ses na to hodil. 125 00:11:05,872 --> 00:11:09,272 Ale j� byl pok�t�n a jsem k�es�an. 126 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:15,200 Ale my pot�ebujeme hostitele pro Antikrista. 127 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,474 Nakonec asi ��dn� V�noce m�t nebudeme. 128 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:22,975 - Nesmutn�te, Stan�k n�m pom��e naj�t hostitele. - V�n�, Stan�ku? 129 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:27,050 Ne! U� v�m nebudu pom�hat a nenech�m v�s porodit Antikrista! 130 00:11:27,050 --> 00:11:28,976 P�i�el jsem tohle v�echno zastavit. 131 00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:36,877 - Zastavit? - Ale to na tebe budeme muset pou��t na�e zl� satanick� s�ly. 132 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:39,978 Poslu�te si. Jdu zbourat ty jesle. 133 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:59,750 - Na�e satanick� s�ly se ale povedly. - Jsou ka�di�k�m dnem siln�j��. 134 00:11:59,751 --> 00:12:03,900 Vid�, zrodu Antikrista nic nezabr�n�, krom� pumy. 135 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:05,751 A t� jsi n�s zbavil. 136 00:12:06,753 --> 00:12:15,050 Hoch, �okov�n hn�vem, ztr�cel u� s�ly, jen�e na kopci je�t� dal�� t�i pumi�ky byly. 137 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:16,400 No jasn�! 138 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:24,550 Hal�? Je tam n�kdo? 139 00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:29,656 - To je ten �lov�k, co zabil maminku. - Te� p�i�el zab�t i n�s. 140 00:12:29,657 --> 00:12:36,857 - Stejn� moje du�e um�ela s maminkou. - Lep�� tohle, ne� pomal� smrt bez maminky. 141 00:12:37,058 --> 00:12:41,050 Omlouv�m se, �e jsem v�m zabil m�mu. Veverka mi �ekla, �e je zl�. 142 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:45,759 Tebe oklamala veverka? Nejsi moc chytr�, co? 143 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:51,460 Chci v�echno napravit, ale ��belsk� zv��ata zabije jedin� puma. 144 00:12:51,461 --> 00:12:55,161 - A tu jsi zabil ty. - Vy jste taky pumy. 145 00:12:55,162 --> 00:12:58,262 My jsme jen ml��ata. Je�t� m�me ml��n� zoubky. 146 00:12:58,263 --> 00:13:01,300 - A mal� dr�pky. - A mrtvou maminku. 147 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:06,065 Po��d mus� b�t zp�sob, jak zab�t d�t� dikobrazice. 148 00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:12,066 - Mysl� potrat? - Jo, potrat. To by �lo. 149 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:17,250 - Ale my neum�me d�lat potrat. - V�, kde bychom se to mohli nau�it? 150 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:23,280 "Kde se to nau��?", �elo si mne. "V�dy� kousek za m�stem klinika je." 151 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,169 Co? 152 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:29,670 Hoch opustil horu s pumami v n�ru�� a vzal je na m�sto, kde se potraty nau��. 153 00:13:29,671 --> 00:13:34,571 - Ne, nevzal. - Ale vzal. 154 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:38,972 - Ne, nevzal! - Ale vzal! 155 00:13:38,973 --> 00:13:40,373 Krucin�l! 156 00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:45,574 �ekl hoch v �ervenomodr� �epici. "U� jsme tu, pumi�ky, cel� a �ij�c�!" 157 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:48,190 Co tu d�l�te? 158 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:52,875 - Doktor se pt�. - Zde m��e b�t jen ten, kdo povolen� m�. 159 00:13:52,876 --> 00:13:58,576 M�m t�mhle pum�m uk�zat, jak se d�laj� potraty. V�m, �e to zn� sm�n�. 160 00:13:58,577 --> 00:14:04,577 �t�st� to m�, r�d je zasv�t�m. Do V�noc je nau��m v�echno, co v�m. 161 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:09,578 Poj�te sem, ml��ata rozechv�l�, nau��m v�s, jak se potrat d�l�. 162 00:14:09,579 --> 00:14:16,479 A tak v�ichni z�stali v s�le mal�m a cel� den sledovali potrat za potratem. 163 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:26,580 V�noce m� ka�d� r�d, co do roka jsou jedinkr�t. 164 00:14:26,581 --> 00:14:33,581 Ka�d� zv��e, velk�, mal�. V�noce jsou n�m v�em drah�. 165 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:41,782 V�no�n� doba je jen jednou ro�n�. Je jenom jednou do roka. 166 00:14:41,983 --> 00:14:51,700 V�no�n� doba je jen jednou ro�n�. Kdy� sly��me, �e V�noce jsou jednou do roka. 167 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:54,400 A� tohleto m� n�jakej ��el, vole. 168 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:58,750 Doba u� je skoro ta, co je jen jednou do roka. 169 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:04,850 - Hele, ten chlape�ek je �pln� s�m. - P�ni, vypad� smutn�. 170 00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:07,850 Nazdar! 171 00:15:09,387 --> 00:15:13,088 - Co to sakra? - Jakto�e jsi o V�noc�ch s�m? 172 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:17,850 - Moje rodina neslav� V�noce. - Ale pro�? 173 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,200 Proto�e nev��me v Je��e. 174 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:28,991 - Tak�e nejsi pok�t�n�? - Ne, jsem �id. 175 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:36,350 - Mus� j�t s n�ma! - Jsi perfektn�. 176 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,900 Ve zvl�tn� chv�li a zvl�tn� �as jsou V�noce lesn�ch zv��tek. 177 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,300 A� �ije Satan! 178 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:53,347 T� noci p�ed �t�dr�m dnem planula nov� hv�zda nad nebem. 179 00:15:53,448 --> 00:16:00,348 Jedin�, kdo mohli sv�tu sp�su d�t, byl chlape�ek s pumami a pl�nem na potrat. 180 00:16:00,549 --> 00:16:04,649 Je to t�mhle sm�rem. Jste p�ipraveni zabr�nit narozen� Antikrista? 181 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,750 Jasn�. U� v�me, jak d�lat potraty. 182 00:16:06,751 --> 00:16:13,851 Dor�� k zv��tk�m p�ipraven k boji, n�hle v�ak uvid�, co p�ed n�m stoj�. 183 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,753 Dok�zali jsme to. 184 00:16:18,753 --> 00:16:21,853 Zv��ec� Antikristus se narodil a p�in�� s sebou tis�c let temnoty. 185 00:16:25,955 --> 00:16:33,750 Antikristus se narodil, s n�m i zk�zy hrozn�. Hoch v �ervenomodr� �epici p�i�el pozd�. 186 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,650 - Pozd�? To si d�l� prdel! - Ahojky, Stan�ku! 187 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:42,257 - Stane, co se to tu d�je? - To ty pitom� V�noce lesn�ch zv��tek! 188 00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:46,258 Nyn� sta�� vlo�it Antikrista do na�eho hostitele. 189 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:52,160 Deset tis�c let temnoty a j� ani nebudu m�t vesel� V�noce? 190 00:16:52,461 --> 00:16:58,720 Z oblohy se nese rolni�ek zn�n�, jak �erven� s�n� klesaj� k zemi. 191 00:16:58,762 --> 00:17:02,362 - Pod�vejte, to je Santa Klaus! - Jo! 192 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,300 Sn�me jeho maso! 193 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:12,700 Co se to tu d�je? Pro� na obloze z�� rud� hv�zda? 194 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:17,700 S pomoc� Stan�ka se n�m kone�n� poda�ilo p�iv�st na sv�t Antikrista. 195 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,700 V�echny te� �ek� smrt a utrpen�. 196 00:17:19,866 --> 00:17:22,500 M�l by ses styd�t, chlap�e! 197 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,767 J� jim necht�l pomoct, zkou�el jsem je zastavit. 198 00:17:24,768 --> 00:17:30,868 Dobr� pr�ce, h�upe! Je jedin� mo�nost, jak zastavit satanistick� zv��ata. 199 00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,170 Ty vole! 200 00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:43,872 Poj�, vole. 201 00:17:46,973 --> 00:17:50,473 M� p�ece nezabije�, �e ne, Santo? 202 00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:55,920 Santo, co ud�l�me s Antikristem? 203 00:17:55,920 --> 00:18:02,200 Nebojte se, Antikristus nedok�e p�e��t bez hostitele. 204 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:06,476 - Ne, j� chci m�t v sob� Antikrista. - Co? Kyle! 205 00:18:06,777 --> 00:18:10,200 S jeho moc� ud�l�m sv�t lep��m m�stem pro �idy. 206 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,950 Ned�lej to, Kyle! 207 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:18,779 Ty vole! 208 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:24,280 Ano! Nyn� kone�n� �idi ovl�dnou V�noce! 209 00:18:24,281 --> 00:18:25,600 P�esta�, Cartmane! 210 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,600 To by sta�ilo! 211 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,082 Nebude� ��st u� ani slovo z t� tv� pitom� poh�dky! 212 00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:34,784 Nevzpom�n�m si, �e by tebe p�i �ten� n�kdo p�eru�oval. 213 00:18:34,785 --> 00:18:38,985 Cel� tohle je o tom, abys m� zase pod�lal p�ed V�nocema! 214 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:40,750 Pane Garrisne, m��ete mu n�co ��ct? 215 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:45,986 Jestli to Kyla diskriminuje, m�l bys p�estat, jinak mi zase bude volat jeho matka. 216 00:18:46,187 --> 00:18:48,087 Tak fajn, zapome�te na to. 217 00:18:49,988 --> 00:18:54,500 - Ale co bylo d�l? - P�inesl Kyle tis�c let temnoty? 218 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,950 Co se stalo s pumama? 219 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,789 To se nikdy nedozv�me, p�� Kyle to nechce sly�et. 220 00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:01,850 V�echno dob�e dopadne, ne? Sv�t bude zachr�n�n a j� oslav�m V�noce. 221 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,691 Pro� t� to zaj�m�? 222 00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:07,192 Aspo� chci v�d�t, jestli budu m�t vesel� V�noce nebo jestli zv�t�z� zlo. 223 00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:12,193 Je jasn�, jak to skon��. Santa m� zabije, aby zachr�nil V�noce. 224 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,894 Takhle to v�bec nen�. 225 00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:17,995 - No tak, a� n�m p�e�te konec. - Jo, no tak! 226 00:19:18,796 --> 00:19:20,300 No dobr�! 227 00:19:29,297 --> 00:19:34,097 "M�j k�mo� je posedl�! Co s t�m d�l?" hoch v �erveno-modr� �epici se ptal. 228 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,400 Nyn� budu vl�dnout... 229 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,500 Bo�e, to p�l�! 230 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,400 Moje du�e ho��! 231 00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:48,199 To se mi nel�b�. To je moc temn� a zl�. 232 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,400 A cos �ekal? Je to syn ��bla. 233 00:19:50,401 --> 00:19:55,300 Co jsem to ud�lal? Odpus�te mi, nechci b�t n�dobou pro Antikrista. 234 00:19:55,350 --> 00:20:00,002 Je mi l�to, ale na to u� je pozd�. Santa t� bude muset zab�t. 235 00:20:00,003 --> 00:20:01,103 Ned�lej to, Santo! 236 00:20:01,104 --> 00:20:07,004 Nem�me na v�b�r, za p�r hodin mu ta temn� stv�ra se�ere du�i. 237 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:14,205 Chlapec se boj�, nejistota vl�dne. Ten nejlep�� n�pad napadl ho n�hle. 238 00:20:14,306 --> 00:20:15,530 Pumy! 239 00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:19,780 - Hoch pokra�oval d�l. - V�dy� j� je na potraty vzal! 240 00:20:19,808 --> 00:20:20,808 Co? 241 00:20:20,809 --> 00:20:25,309 Jak jste to vid�li, d�lejte p��tel�. Vyt�hn�te mu Antikrista z prdele! 242 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:35,010 Za svitu hv�zdy d�l� ka�d� sv�j kus pr�ce. Sta�ilo si vzpomenout a do potratu d�t se. 243 00:20:49,013 --> 00:20:52,013 D�ky, lidi. Promi�te, �e jsem blbl. 244 00:20:52,014 --> 00:20:58,700 Zd� se, �e toho m� hodn� za sebou. M� letos n�jak� zvl�tn� p��n�? 245 00:20:59,215 --> 00:21:01,015 Jedno by tu bylo. 246 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,216 Co se stalo? 247 00:21:11,217 --> 00:21:14,617 Mami? Jsi zp�tky, chyb�la jsi n�m. 248 00:21:14,618 --> 00:21:16,100 Dobr�. 249 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:20,500 Doma ho �ekaly d�rky a tu�n� j�dla. 250 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:26,320 Byly to ty nejlep�� V�noce, co kdy m�val. 251 00:21:27,521 --> 00:21:30,500 A v�ichni a� do smrti ��astn� �ili. 252 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:34,100 A� na Kyla, kter� zam�el na AIDS za dva t�dny. 253 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:36,900 Krucin�l, Cartmane! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 23586