All language subtitles for S1E24-The Contest_Subtítulos01.ENG

[whinnies]

Hello. I'm Mr. Ed.

♪ A horse is a horse,
of course, of course ♪

♪ And no one can talk
to a horse, of course ♪

♪ That is, of course,
unless the horse ♪

♪ Is the famous
Mister Ed ♪

♪ Go right to the source
and ask the horse ♪

♪ He'll give you the answer
that you'll endorse ♪

♪ He's always
on a steady course ♪

♪ Talk to Mister Ed ♪

[Woman on record]
J'ai le crayon.

I have the pencil.

J'ai le crayon.

[Ed]
J'ai le crayon.

[Woman]
You have the pencil.

Vous avez le crayon.

[Ed]
Vous avez le crayon.

Hey, what's
goin' on here?

Oh, hello, chéri.

How are you?

What's with the beret
and the phonograph?

Where'd you get 'em?

[French accent]
I orders zem

over ze telephone.

I am thinking

of taking ze trip
around ze world.

The only trip you're taking
is around ze stable.

- [Ed mutters]
- A horse wanting to travel.

That's the most ridiculous thing
I ever heard of.

But I want to see Spain...

- France...China.
- China?

- Mm-hmm.
- China coming up.

[Ed chuckles]

Ah. Get in the rickshaw.
I'll be right with you.

Ohh! Oh, hop in rickshaw, sir.

Uh, 25 yen first mile.

I am very fast.
Oh, come on. Here we go.

Ohh. And here we have
Great Wall of China.

Here, on the left,
a carpet place.

And on the right,
we have the fa--

I think you've flipped
your fortune cookie.

Hi, Roger.

Well.

What's new?
You still married to Kay?

Wilbur. I don't understand
what goes on in here.

Somehow, you're
a different man

once you come
into this barn.

You talk to yourself.
You act strangely.

Why don't you
give up this place

and get yourself
an office on the outside?

I can't.
I'm not well.

[door closes]

I'll see the world

if I have to join
the Navy.

[telephone rings]

[Ed] Hello?

Hello. This
is George Hausner

from radio station WPXQ.

What's on your mind, George?

I'm calling for
our Giant Jackpot contest.

Is this Mr., uh...Post?

How much is the prize?

$100.

This is Mr. Post.

What's your question?

Mr. Post, you have just
one minute to answer.

Now, you may feel free
to use any books that you have.

Your friends can help you.

Stop gabbin', George,
and ask the question.

All right, Mr. Post.
You have one minute to answer.

Can you tell us?

What is the capital
of Iceland?

[chuckles]
That's easy.

Uh, Reykjavik.

Congratulations, Mr. Post.

You have won
a hundred dollars,

and you are now eligible

for our Giant Jackpot
$5,000 prize next week.

$5,000!

Ho ho!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Those little Spanish fillies

are practically sitting
on my lap now.

♪ La cucaracha ♪

♪ La cucaracha ♪

♪ La da dee day dee ♪

Ohh!

What? What's the matter?

Why didn't you tell me
you won a contest?

Oh, well, I--

What contest?

This contest. Oh,
you should've told me.

Um...

"Wilbur Post,
17 Valley Road...

"won contest...

eligible for $5,000
final next week!"

Uh, must be
some other Wilbur Post.

Living at the same address?

You've got a point there.

Oh, dear,
I'm so proud of you.

Honey, I tell you,
it wasn't me.

I'm gonna call
the radio station and--

It was me, buddy boy.

Had you fooled
for a minute, didn't I? [chuckles]

[mutters, chuckles]

Oh, Wilbur!
How did you know

that the capital
of Iceland was Reykjavik?

It is?
I mean, it is! Yes.

Any school horse knows--
Any schoolboy knows that.

Well, how's
our famous quiz kid?

Congratulations, my boy!

Isn't it wonderful?
Just imagine--

If he answers this question,
we get $5,000!

Two mink coats
as the fur flies.

Wilbur, uh...

what do you intend to do

with the 5,000
if you win?

Well, I really
hadn't thought about it.

Well, we've always
wanted to travel.

But we never
could afford it.

- Maybe we could
go to Europe. - Sure.

And if we run out of money
in Copenhagen,

I'll just pick up the phone
and win another 5,000.

Oh, I wish
we could go along.

Why not? Money
was meant to be spent.

Oh, I think
it's a wonderful idea.

The four of us should have
a rousing time in Europe.

Sure! We'll spend
the 5,000 we won,

and then, with the 5,000
you're gonna spend,

we will have
a rousing time!

You mean...

...we're not going
as your guests?

Well, on second thought...

let's see America first.

It's-- It's more patriotic.

And cheaper.

Yeah.

Oh, honey.

I always said
you were smart.

Wait till my family
read about your winning.

My father always thought
you were a dumbbell.

Yeah, well,
this'll prove--

He did?

Well! I bet
he doesn't know

that Reykjavik
is the capital of Sweden.

[Roger, Carol]
Iceland.

Yeah, well,
I just wanted to see

if you were
on your toes. [laughs]

Well, if you want me, dear,
I'll be in my office...

resting my brain.
[laughs]

Ho ho!

Oh, Wilbur.

Maybe you should
start studying.

Who knows what question
they're gonna ask you next week.

Just let them dial.
I'll be ready at my end.

Ed? Oh, boy.

Ed, how did you do it?

Oh, it was nothing.

Look, start
at the very beginning. Tell me all about it.

Nothing to tell.

The phone rang,
I answered,

and please put the hundred
in my account.

[chuckles]
Carol is so excited.

You know,
if we win that $5,000, I'm gonna take her to Europe.

Sure. We can't
leave her here.

- Let's take her with us.
- What?

And we'll travel
first class.

I don't like to mix
with the hoi polloi.

Ed, forget about it.
We can't take a horse along.

Now, hold it, mac.

Who's takin' whom?

I answered the phone
last night.

Yeah, but
you used my name.

But I used my brain.

Well, we'll try

to work something out, Ed.

Meanwhile, I'd better
start boning up.

Wilbur.

I've been thinking.

When that phone rings
next week, you may get stage fright.

They may ask you
a perfectly simple question,

like, "Who was the 13th
president of the United States?"

You can't answer.
The next day,

millions of people
are going to be laughing at you.

Why is your horse
wearing this Tyrolean hat?

Oh. Well, I let him eat a piece
of my Swiss cheese sandwich,

and it went to his head.
[chuckles]

You were right.
You aren't well.

[sputtering]

Ed.

The, um,
13th president.

Abraham Lincoln?

Andrew Jackson.

Zachary Taylor?

Try Mickey Mouse.

Who was it?

Millard Fillmore.

Born January 7, 1800.
Died--

All right,
don't rub it in.

Ed, I'll feel like a fool
if I miss an easy question.

And you can't help me
because Carol and the Addisons will be with me.

Well, don't worry
about that.

Just cancel all
your engagements this week.

What for?

I'm gonna coach you.

Ed, I would really
appreciate it.

Cut the corn.
Just repeat after me...

George Washington,

born February 22nd...

Carol, be sensible.
Is it worth it?

Your husband is driving
himself to exhaustion.

He's been studying
every night this week.

He hasn't slept.
He's been skipping meals.

He's been--

Wilbur...
you look tired.

Can I get you
some coffee?

Coffee. Brazil.

Area: 3,288,050 square miles.

He's a walking zombie.

Honey, you skipped dinner.
Can I fix you a turkey sandwich?

Turkey.
Republic since 1923.

Bordered on the west
by Greece, Bulgaria, and the Aegean Sea.

Look what he's going through
to win this contest.

And you want him
to throw away that prize money.

Money: The international rate
of exchange.

In Greece, the currency unit
is the drachma.

In Guatemala,
it's the quetzal.

In Honduras, it's the lempira.

In Iceland, it--

Iceland, it's--

Dried fish.

Oh, Addison, why don't you
leave him alone?

A loan: The act of lending,
or a sum of money lent for interest.

See "Interest."

Honey, maybe you've studied
enough tonight.

Hmm? No. I've got a lot more
reading to do, dear.

If you want me,
I'll be in the barn.

Darling,
the barn's over here.

Good morning, Roger.
Good morning, Kay.

9:00 at night,
and he says "Good morning"?

Is this worth
a trip to Europe?

Europe: A continent
with adjacent islands.

[continues indistinct]

[humming]

[continues humming]

[clatter]

Uh, get your thinkin' cap
on, amigo.

We're doin' Spain.

Yes, master.

What is the capital?

[yawning]
The cap-- The cap-- capital of Spain.

The capital of Spain...

let's see...
[mutters sleepily]

Oh, Ed.
Ed, it's no use. I'm worn out.

Shall I give you
a massage?

Ed, it won't help.

When that phone rings
tomorrow,

I'll-- I'll be too tired
to think of the answer.

And with Carol and Addison
in the room with me,

you won't be able
to help me.

Oh, yes, I will.

Ed. You mean...

you're gonna talk
in front of everyone?

No. It's gonna
be just you and me in this barn, chum.

Mmm. Here.

How far is the earth
from the moon?

[birds chirping]

Uh, 250,000 miles.

Right. Uh, what year
was Lincoln assassinated?

1865.

The month?

April.

The day?

The 14th.

Do you want to know
what Abe had for dinner?

[laughs]

Oh, we're a cinch
to win tonight, Ed.

Mmm. Then I'll--

I'll take you
on the continent. All over.

Oh, we'll eat
like a king.

In Italy, it'll be
hay parmesan.

And France...
oats Suzette.

And Germany...
carrots Weiner schnitzel.

[laughs] Oh, that's
what I call eating.

Wilbur, you've been
around that horse so long,

you're starting
to eat like one.

Hi, Roger.
Pull up a chair.

Thanks.

Uh, have a grape.

No. No, no, no.

Wilbur. I've come
to appeal to you.

If you answer that question
correctly tonight,

you may break up
a happy marriage.

Oh, no.
Carol loves me.

I'm talking about
my own marriage.

I'm gonna be
frank with you.

I'm not as well off
as Kay thinks.

And if she goes
on a spending spree in Europe,

I'll come home a pauper.

Please. I happen to know
you are loaded.

Why don't you want
to take your wife on a trip through Europe?

Because I'm not only loaded,
I'm stingy.

Wilber?
This is Mr. Hausner

from the Giant Jackpot show.

- Oh, don't get up,
Mr. Post. - Thank you.

Mr. Hausner,
this is my neighbor, Mr. Addison.

Mr. Addison.

How do you do?

If you'll excuse me,

I have an appointment

with the bankruptcy board.

Honey, Mr. Hausner's
here to give you

last-minute instructions.

That's right, Mr. Post.

I want to make sure,
first of all,

that you'll be home at 9:00

when we make that big
telephone call.

Oh, don't you worry.
I'll be here. [chuckles]

Honey, would you wake me
at, oh, about 5 to 9?

I'll be taking
a little nap.

Isn't he confident?

Do you know he has
barely looked at a book in two days.

Well, once I read something,
I never forget it.

I have total recall.

Total recall?
[snickers]

He can't remember
what he ate today.

Just one more reminder,
Mr. Post.

You'll have one minute
to answer the question.

Now, then. Feel free to use
any reference books.

Your friends or your wife
can help you.

No, thank you.
I don't need anybody with me.

You certainly have
the most amazing confidence.

I just left your competitor,
Carl Schultz,

at his grocery store,

and you've never seen
a more nervous man.

Well, some people have it,
and some people don't.

He's pretty smart
with my brains.

Well, good luck,
Mr. Post.

Thanks, but
I won't need it.

[Hausner chuckles]

Oh. Did, uh...

did I leave my briefcase
in your living room, Mrs. Post?

Briefcase? No.
You didn't have any.

Oh. Uh, I must've
left it somewhere.

Well, remember,
you'll have just 60 seconds

to come up
with the right answer.

60 seconds for a simple
geography question.

Hmm. I wonder what I'll do
with the extra 59. [laughs]

[Hausner laughs]

Here. I'll show you out,
Mr. Hausner.

Thank you.

♪ [comedic]

Carl.

Do you think
it's all right

to come back here?

Nobody answered
the front door.

Maybe there's
somebody back here.

But, Carl,
maybe we should bring Mr. Hausner's briefcase

to his radio station.

He must be
looking for it.

But he told us
he will be coming here.

Maybe there's somebody
back in the barn.

Let's look.

Nobody answers.

Oh, uh...
[chuckles]

What a beautiful horse.

Carl, if you are lucky enough
to win the contest,

could we buy a little farm
and a nice horse like that?

There you go,
dreaming again, Freda.

People like us
don't have such luck.

I guess you are right.

Look at this beautiful house.

He must be
a very smart man, that architect.

Yes, Freda, he must be.

Carl, if we are
lucky enough, if we win,

maybe we can send
for my mother.

I haven't seen her
in 33 years.

We'll see, Freda.
We'll see. Come on.

33 years?

That's a long time
not to see your mother.

[snorts softly]

[choked up]

[sniffles]
Oh, those Schultzes

are gonna need some help.

Carol, shouldn't you
be waking him?

They'll be calling
in a few minutes.

Oh, Addison, doll,
you do want Wilbur to win after all.

Well, nobody wants to live
next door to a loser.

Oh, Roger,
you'll love Europe.

Of course! They say
travel is very broadening.

When it comes to money,
it can be very flattening.

Wilbur! It's time!

Coming, dear.

Honey, guess what.
If you win, Roger is coming to Europe with us.

Well!

We'll come down the stairs
and say hello to you.

Honey.

Are you sure
you don't want us to go to the barn with you?

[Kay] We could look
for the answer in the books.

I'm an expert page turner.
I used to date a librarian.

Thank you, thank you.
That won't be necessary.

At a time like this,
I should be alone with my thoughts.

I'm a lucky girl
to be married to such a brilliant man.

Well, um, Addison
may not be smart, sweetie,

but, uh, he's loaded.

[doorbell]

Oh, what a time
for company.

- Mrs. Post?
- That's right.

I'm Charley Grant
from the Giant Jackpot show.

I'm here to take some pictures
of your husband.

Ed, in a few minutes,
that phone's gonna ring.

You'll give the answer,
and soon you'll be serenading

a Spanish filly
under her stable window.

Pull up a chair, Wilbur.

For you or me?

Wilbur, there comes
a time in your life

when you have to make
sacrifices.

What do you mean?

33 years
is a long, long time

not to see
your old mother.

What are you
talking about?

- Mr. Post?
- Yes?

I'm Charley Grant
from Giant Jackpot.

Oh, yes. Well, would you mind
waiting in the house?

I'm expecting a call
in a few seconds.

Well, that's why I'm here.
I'm gonna take your picture.

Oh. Well, why don't you
take it after I win?

I'll have a bigger
smile on my face.

Well, no. I'd lose my job
if I didn't get a shot

of you on the phone.

[telephone rings]

You'd better answer it,
Mr. Post.

That's 5,000 bucks.

Yeah. Oh, yes. Uh...

- Uh...
- [ring]

Well. [chuckles]

Uh...hello?

Mr. Post,
you have 60 seconds

to answer our
Giant Jackpot question.

For $5,000,

in what ocean
are the Cape Verde Islands?

The...Cape Verde Islands?

The Cape Verde Islands?

Cape...Verde...Islands.

J-Just a minute!

Help! Roger, help!

Kay! Help!

Geography.
Where's the geography book?

Hold on, hold on.

Geography. Come on,
where are you?

Wait, wait. I--

Geography. Excuse me.
Geography.

Geography.

Geography, geography.
Where is it?

Oh. Wilbur.
What's the matter, huh?

- What's the matter?
- What's wrong? - Wilbur! What's happened?

Where are
the Cape Verde Islands?

Oh, no.

Addison, tell him!

- Ohh...
- [Roger stammering]

Wilbur, the book.
Which book would have it?

The geography book!
Help me find the geography book!

[Roger]
Geography book.

Yeah, just--
just a minute!

- Geography book!
- Don't stand there!

- [overlapping
panicky chatter] - Look over there!

Mr. Post, you have
just 20 seconds.

19...

18...

Hurry!

It's got to be
here somewhere!

- [Hausner]
15...14... - Under this! Under...

13...12...

- Quiet!
- 11...

10...

9...

8...

7...

- The Cape Verde Islands
- 6...

are...

...in the Pacific Ocean?

No, I'm sorry,
Mr. Post.

They're
in the North Atlantic.

I was wrong.

They're
in the North Atlantic.

Just-- Just slightly off.

How far?

$5,000 worth.

Mr. Post.

How about a big smile?

Wouldn't you rather
have an honest picture of a man crying?

Thanks a lot.
Better luck next time.

Oh, Addison.

Don't you fret,
my dear.

I'll take you
on a trip real soon.

Where to, Big Daddy?
Cucamonga?

Why don't you kids
come over for coffee in a few minutes.

I should be
over my nervous breakdown by then.

Aw, never mind, honey.

We'll take a trip someday.

Yeah, but not
to the Cape Verde Islands.

Why don't you give Kay a hand.
I'll be right in, dear.

All right.

[sighs]

Ed, why did you turn
your back on me?

It wasn't my fault.

I know you
were looking forward

to taking this trip,
but I couldn't

get rid
of the photographer.

And about
that geography book.

What do you suppose
could've happened to it?

There, there.

Ed! Why did you hide it?

I mean...
we might've won!

I did it
for Carl and Freda.

Carl and Freda?
Who are they?

Well, that's
a long story.

As I said,
there comes a time in your life

when you have to
make sacrifices.

This old couple...

she hasn't seen her mother
in 33 years.

I just felt terrible
about it.

Ed, here's a picture
of the Schultzes

accepting the $5,000.

They're cute.

You're not sore at me,
are you, Wilbur?

Oh, of course not.

That was a nice thing
you did,

making it possible
for Mrs. Schultz

to bring her mother over.

Yeah, I always was
a softie.

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J.R. Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA

♪ A horse is a horse,
of course, of course ♪

♪ And no one can talk
to a horse, of course ♪

♪ That is, of course,
unless the horse ♪

♪ Is the famous Mister Ed ♪

♪ Go right to the source
and ask the horse ♪

♪ He'll give you the answer
that you'll endorse ♪

♪ He's always
on a steady course ♪

♪ Talk to Mister Ed ♪

♪ People yakkity-yak
a streak ♪

♪ And waste
your time of day ♪

♪ But Mister Ed
will never speak ♪

♪ Unless he has
something to say ♪

♪ A horse is a horse,
of course, of course ♪

♪ And this one will talk
till his voice is hoarse ♪

♪ You never heard
of a talking horse? ♪

♪ Well, listen to this ♪

[Mister Ed]
♪ I am Mister Ed ♪

[Man]
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