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Good evening, I welcome
you to the third and final
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of the 2016
presidential debates.
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We either have a
country, or we don't.
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Rounding up people
who are undocumented...
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We have some bad hombres here.
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...is an idea that
is not in keeping
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- with who we are as a nation.
- I tell it like it is.
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I'm happy to compare my
30 years of experience...
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The one thing you have over me is
experience, but it's bad experience.
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We are going to make America
great again and it has to start now.
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I hope you will give me a
chance to serve as your president.
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Donald Trump told the
American people the truth tonight
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as he always does.
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Hillary Clinton is
the real outsider.
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Look, whatever you
think you saw tonight...
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You didn't. You actually saw what I saw,
and I think that the American people...
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- Would agree with me.
- As long as I say it repeatedly, doggedly.
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And with unearned confidence.
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I lie.
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I am lying to you.
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And you know I lie. I'm
actually in this position
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because of how effectively
I lie to you. Are we clear?
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We call this the spin
room, without shame.
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Spinning is something
you do to disorient people.
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And you all know that
and yet, here we are.
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What a wonderful
play we're putting on.
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Thank you all so much.
And fuck you, America.
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I look forward to lying
to you in the future.
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See you at the bar.
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Thank you.
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Shock waves across America.
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The surprise victory
defied preelection polling.
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Tectonic plates shifting, 9.5
on the Richter scale earthquake.
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So that's just a snapshot of the
reaction we're getting this morning.
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We're still trying to get our good
old pal Gary Zimmer to talk to us.
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He's probably halfway
to Canada by now.
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Yeah, maybe halfway
to Candadian Club.
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I'd love to ask this guy
what the hell he was thinking.
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How did they blow this election?
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Hey, guys, did you find
the clip? You got it? Okay.
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This is our good
friend Gary Zimmer,
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grand old consigliere
of the Clinton campaign,
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not even a week
ago on this program.
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- So you're confident?
- Oh, no question.
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Hillary's made her case.
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She is the most qualified
presidential candidate,
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certainly in my
lifetime... maybe ever.
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Donald Trump will
not be president.
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Well, he is doing
well in the South.
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So maybe he can be
president of the Confederacy.
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But Ohio, Michigan,
Pennsylvania...
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Mika, he's not
winning Pennsylvania,
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he's not winning Michigan.
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That Rust Belt blue wall
Is impenetrable. If holds.
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"I guarantee."
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Well, you decided to spend
almost no time there campaigning.
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Was that a Carville impression?
All right, so wait a minute.
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- Tommy, try Gary again.
- Google, off.
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- We have Faith Brewster on the line.
- Hey, Google, off.
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Sorry, power controls
is not yet supported.
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Phone lady, decline.
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- Try asking again in a different way.
- Hang up.
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Hey, Google, tell
phone lady to hang up.
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Sorry, I'm not sure
how to help with that yet.
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- Off, off! Hey, Google, disengage!
- Sorry, I'm still not sure about that.
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- Songs aren't available on SiriusXM.
- Abort! Everybody, shut up!
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Try asking again
in a different way.
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♪ You always won Every
time you placed a bet ♪
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♪ You're still damn good ♪
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♪ No one's gotten to you yet ♪
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♪ Every time they were
sure They had you caught ♪
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♪ You were quicker
than they thought ♪
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♪ You'd just turn
your back and walk ♪
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♪ And you're still the same ♪
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- ♪ I caught up with you yesterday ♪
- ♪ Still the same, still the same ♪
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♪ Moving game to game ♪
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2> No one standing in your way ♪
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♪ Turning on the charm ♪
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- ♪ Long enough to get you by ♪
- ♪ Still the same, still the same ♪
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♪ You're still the same ♪
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♪ You still aim high ♪
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♪ Still the same,
still the same ♪
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♪ There's been a
load of compromisin' ♪
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♪ On the road to my horizon ♪
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♪ But I'm gonna be ♪
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♪ Where the lights
are shinin' on me ♪
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♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪
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♪ Riding out on a horse
In a star-spangled rodeo ♪
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♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪
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♪ Getting cards and letters
From people I don't even know ♪
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♪ And offers comin'
over the phone ♪
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So if there is no
further discussion,
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can I get a motion to vote
on resolution 1217, requiring
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a valid Wisconsin driver's
license or proof of US citizenship
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to qualify for any state or
municipality program or benefit
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such as food stamps,
welfare, and so on and so forth.
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- So moved.
- Second.
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- Second.
- I have a second. It's time...
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- Excuse me, fellas.
- Jack, I already told you.
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You can widen the easement
on Hamburg, just leave enough...
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Actually, it's about that resolution
you're thinking about passing.
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With all due respect, Colonel,
that discussion has ended.
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Yeah. Yeah, so
I heard. But, uh...
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the thing is that,
um... it's a bad idea.
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- You can't...
- Okay, well, I already seconded it.
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- But, whatever.
- I know we're in a bad spot, but...
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You can't bring it back by
throwing these people under the bus.
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We're not throwing anybody
under anything, Jack.
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Money was tight when the
base was still open, but now...
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I mean, we just gotta be smart. We
got to eliminate cheating the programs.
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There's not a damn soul
using those programs
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that doesn't need
'em and you know it.
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And all they need to do is produce
the acceptable ID and the benefits will...
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- And you know they can't do that.
- Well... I don't make the rules, Jack.
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I mean, I do... I guess. Not
by myself. But this is over.
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Yeah.
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Okay, we have a motion
that has been seconded.
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- It is time to bring it to a vote.
- Uh, you know, just curious.
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You know when
the river backed up,
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and the folks you think might be cheating
stood shoulder to shoulder with us,
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stuffing sandbags for three days
straight, ended up saving your store...
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- You check their IDs then?
- Discussion's closed, Jack.
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You checking IDs when they're
bringing food to the church potlucks?
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Walt?
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Enough, Jack. You had your say.
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Look, we got rules here, but
that don't make us bad people.
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I'm not saying you're a bad person,
Billy. I'm saying you're scared.
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Hell, we all are.
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Damn town went from
15,000 to five overnight,
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and business went with it.
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We're not bringing it back
by turning on each other.
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Corps taught me the chain's
only as strong as its weakest link.
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And Father Heuvel here taught
me that I am my brother's keeper.
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- Go back to that "weak link" part.
- Yeah, okay. Yeah.
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I mean, could this guy work?
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Corps taught me the chain's
only as strong as its weakest link.
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- Hmm. Pretty good.
- Mm-hmm.
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Father Heuvel here taught me
that I am my brother's keeper.
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Whatever you do for the
least of us, you do for the Lord.
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Looks conservative,
sounds progressive.
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The point is...
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it's easy to be strong of
character in the good times.
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The fest is the bad times.
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If you can't live your
principles then, well,
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I guess they aren't
principles, they're just hobbies.
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- Where is this again?
- Wisconsin. Deerlaken.
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- Deerlaken.
- Mm-hmm.
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Gentlemen,
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this square-jawed
paragon of Americana
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is our goddamn key
back in the forbidden city.
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- Well, that's my stop.
- Sit. Kurt, sit.
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- Call me when he gets here.
- Nope, you're not going anywhere. No, sit.
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And we have Alan to thank for
bringing this man to our attention.
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It's Evan.
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Did I happen to mention that he is
a veteran of the US Marine Corps?
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- Yes.
- And a farmer?
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And did I happen to
mention that he's a widower.
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Impressive.
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A man who makes Joe the Plumber
look like Dukakis in Mom Jeans
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and a fucking Easter bonnet
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in the reddest of counties in the
great now-swing state of Wisconsin is...
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a Democrat.
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He's a Democrat?
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Yeah. He just
doesn't know it yet.
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Here's the idea. I get on a
plane and I go to Wisconsin
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and I use this guy to road-test
a more rural-friendly message.
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It's a mayoral race in
the middle of nowhere.
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I don't get how this helps us.
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There are two million rural
votes in these states alone.
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If we lost them 2.7
to 1 instead of 3 to 1,
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we win, but we didn't even try.
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Their base turned
out, ours didn't.
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If we find a candidate
to activate our base,
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if our African-Americans...
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and Latino communities...
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- It's just Latino.
- ...Show up, we win.
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We have to get the rural voters
back into the tent. Even just a little bit.
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Well, if it's all the same to
you, I'll stick with pandering
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to our special-interest groups.
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Thank you very much.
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Sí, se puede. Sí, se puede.
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I like the idea of
expanding our base.
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Not taking any
voter for granted.
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It does have some merit.
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Okay, so we'll make sure a car
comes here and picks you up.
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- And we'll make sure the driver is Frank.
- Okay.
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It's a two-hour flight, but you'll
gain an hour when you get there.
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- What is that?
- The 7 Series.
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It was the closest thing
they had to your Tesla.
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Just take a Sharpie and write
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"liberal city douchebag"
on my forehead, okay?
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- Come on, guys.
- Yup.
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Um, Accord?
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I'm traveling to America.
Explorer, neutral color.
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- And pack me like a conference.
- Davos? TED?
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- Aspen, weekend package.
- Great.
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Thank you. Oh, and, guys.
You know what? Keep it simple.
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- Simple, no frills. Thank you.
- Got it.
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- Sure.
- Great.
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Although if the Explorer has a Bose
or a Bang & Olufsen sound package,
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if they have it, it'd be good.
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- Great.
- Gotcha.
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- Did they say anything about catering?
- Not yet.
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- Those little mozzarella balls are great.
- Yeah.
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- Caprese salad. Something light. Balsamic.
- Balsamic, all that jazz.
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Cool.
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- Nothing.
- Cool.
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That's fun.
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- Here you go, Mr. Zimmer.
- Oh, thank you.
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Trailing by three points
with time running out,
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the Packers roll 68 yards across
the frozen field and into legend.
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With only three minutes to play,
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all the hopes and
dreams of an entire season
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rested on the
shoulders of one man.
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♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪
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♪ Riding out on a horse
In a star-spangled rodeo ♪
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This is Fresh Air.
I'm Terry Gross.
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Richard Rodgers and
Oscar Hammerstein
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had one of the most successful
musical partnerships of the 20th century.
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But I also think its a canard that
Hammerstein can't write funny songs.
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She's got a beautiful voice,
So let's hear her singing
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"Everybody's Got a Home But Me."
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Will you set the scene for us about
where this song fits into the show?
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Well, this young prostitute
has just arrived in Monterey.
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Hello.
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- Evening.
- Hey.
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- What can I get ya?
- How about a Bud and a burger?
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That sounds good.
Thank you so much.
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Sure thing. Coming up.
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Hey, Charlie.
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- Tough day?
- A long day. Traveling.
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- Oh, yeah? Where from?
- Washington, ♪.C.
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Man, I ain't been there
since like a school trip.
234
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,347
Can't even remember how
many years ago that was.
235
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,182
- It was 29. Twenty-nine years.
- Was it?
236
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,100
Twenty-nine years. Ms.
Heuvel's history class.
237
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,995
- That's what it was.
- Ms. Heuvel's history class.
238
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,830
Security guards chased us
out of the Space Museum.
239
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,814
Well, we beat the dog
shit out of the little kids.
240
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,235
Well, you guys aren't missing
anything. It is a nightmare down there.
241
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,404
- Oh, yeah.
- No argument there.
242
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,073
Yeah. You can say that again.
243
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,492
- Mike Staadt.
- Hey.
244
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,535
- We call him Big Mike.
- Yeah.
245
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:33,039
- People call me Big Mike for some reason.
- Well, it's because... To tell us apart.
246
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,225
Because I'm... My name is
Mike, too. But I'm Little Mike.
247
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,876
Hey. How are you? Gary.
248
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,003
- Nice to meet you.
- Gary.
249
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,130
Gary from ♪.C. ♪.C. Gary.
250
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,132
He likes to give
everybody nicknames,
251
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,819
so that's why he's giving you a
nickname right now, which I don't think...
252
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,513
- It shows friendship and affection.
- Yeah, but he doesn't need...
253
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,324
- If you don't like yours, I'll take...
- No, I'm fine.
254
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:53,351
- Well, I appreciate it, Little Mike.
- Okay, thank you, ♪.C. Gary.
255
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,604
- Hey, this is our new friend, ♪.C. Gary.
- Hey. How are you?
256
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,898
- Dave.
- My name is Gary and I'm from ♪.C., so...
257
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,661
- That works.
- Well, welcome to Deerlaken.
258
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,902
- Thank you.
- Ever been to Wisconsin before?
259
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,738
- I spent a fair amount of time in Madison.
- So that's a no.
260
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,324
That's not Wisconsin.
261
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,427
Actually, I'm here to see Jack
Hastings. Do you know him?
262
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,246
- Oh, yeah.
- Everybody knows Jack, the colonel.
263
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,081
- Great guy.
- YouTube star.
264
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,126
We've got some rooms
upstairs, if you need.
265
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,253
- Sure, that sounds good.
- Tonya.
266
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,964
- Yeah, baby?
- This gentleman here would like a room.
267
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,716
Oh, sure. What do you need, hon?
268
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,637
- Uh, anything. Any room is fine.
- Okay.
269
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,724
If you have something on a high floor
with a king bed and a coffeemaker...
270
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,811
- Okay, everything is on the second floor.
- Perfect.
271
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,374
- They're all pretty much the same.
- That's perfect. I'm easy.
272
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,566
- Anything is fine.
- Take 206, it's the biggest.
273
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,861
- They're all unlocked.
- Okay. Thank you so much, Tonya.
274
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,406
- Hey, so, ♪.C. Gary.
- Yep?
275
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,950
- You ever been to the White House?
- I have.
276
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,035
- What's that like?
- What's that like?
277
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,830
- It's a lot smaller than you think.
- Really?
278
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,308
'Cause I don't think we got
by there on that student trip.
279
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,127
- Must not have been built at that point.
- Oh, that looks delicious.
280
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,296
Thank you so much. Do
you have a bottle opener?
281
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,132
- That's a... No, that's just a twist.
- Bud twist-off.
282
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,050
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know. I know.
283
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,155
- Maybe he does need a bottle opener.
- Maybe use your vest.
284
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,930
- Maybe European grip.
- I got it.
285
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,348
- There we go.
- There we go.
286
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,516
Cheers.
287
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,018
- Hey.
- Cheers.
288
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,352
- Cheers.
- Here's to you.
289
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,772
- Cheers.
- Budweiser. Mmm.
290
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,524
Mmm.
291
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,735
Mm-hmm.
292
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,990
You gotta be kidding me.
293
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,290
Okay.
294
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,585
All right.
295
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,380
All right! It's fine, it's fine.
296
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,049
It's fine!
297
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,675
All right.
298
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,762
And it's... fucking locked.
299
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,305
Goddamn it.
300
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,265
Shit.
301
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,893
Oh, fuck this.
302
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,938
Oh, Deerlaken.
303
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,190
Love it.
304
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,283
Okay.
305
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,578
Everything all right?
306
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,082
- Yes. Hello?
- It's Dave.
307
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,917
- Yes?
- From Hofbrau Haus.
308
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,211
- Downstairs?
- Yes.
309
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,838
- Oh. Okay.
- Everything all right?
310
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,758
Yeah, I was just looking
for a Wi-Fi password.
311
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,095
- Good luck.
- Case-sensitive?
312
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,389
No, good luck getting Wi-Fi.
313
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,599
You're better off
using your phone.
314
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,685
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
315
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,729
- All right, very good. Thank you.
- Sure.
316
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,566
- Goodbye.
- Night, Gar.
317
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,878
Everything all right?
318
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,688
Hey, ♪.C. Gary!
319
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,982
Hey, Gary.
320
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,568
Hey.
321
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,362
Good morning, Gary.
322
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,246
- Excuse me, Gary.
- Hi, Gary.
323
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,129
- Well, hello, Gary.
- Hey.
324
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,214
The Mikes told me
that you're up from ♪.C.
325
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,384
and I figured that you might be
on the hunt for some good caffeine.
326
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,677
Yes, um...
327
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,431
- Sure. May I have a...
- Coffee?
328
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,683
- A coffee.
- Cream, two sugars.
329
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,061
Not how I like it, but, good.
330
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,272
And if you don't mind, when you
head up to Jack's, can you give him this?
331
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,192
Jack, he gets a little cranky
if he doesn't get his Linzers.
332
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:16,155
Oh, and I put a little
streusel in there for you, too.
333
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,115
Just made it. Still warm.
334
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,996
- Mmm. Okay.
- No, no, no.
335
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,706
You're saving me a trip, so...
336
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,922
- Um, okay.
- Okay.
337
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,761
- Bye, Gary.
- Okay, bye!
338
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,723
- Have a good one.
- Thank you! You have a good one.
339
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,685
Hey, guys, have a good one.
340
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,062
Hey, lady, have a good one.
341
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,023
All right. Is everybody
having a good one?
342
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,526
What the fuck?
343
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,122
Oh, my God.
344
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,249
Oh, fuck!
345
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,344
Oh! Fuck me!
346
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,887
Oh, God!
347
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,701
Mmm.
348
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,511
God! Aah!
349
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,807
Oh, God!
350
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,227
Sonny! Muffin! Stand down.
351
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,062
Oh. Hey.
352
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,982
You Ann's new delivery guy?
353
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,694
I'm sorry. I'll go back and
get you some more of those.
354
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,198
No, it's fine. I'll probably end up
giving them most of 'em anyway.
355
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,953
Um, okay. Okay.
356
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,289
That's an angry labradoodle.
357
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,084
Oh. It's really
beautiful out here.
358
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,879
Really takes me back.
359
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,756
Are you a farm boy?
360
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,468
Uh, no. Political consultant.
361
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,223
Well, sir, I saw your
video on the Internet.
362
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,516
The town hall you busted up.
363
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,267
Um...
364
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:54,230
your comments on the responsibility
to the least of us moved me deeply.
365
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,524
- Grab a bucket.
- And I'll grab a bucket.
366
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,692
And here they come. Okay.
367
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:03,280
I think, increasingly, we have
lost the capacity to see each other.
368
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,535
Empathy for those
that we don't resemble.
369
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,537
Not to say partisanship
has no place,
370
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:14,250
but certainly not at the level of toxicity
that our current debate incorporates.
371
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,839
"No man left behind" is
your ethos as a marine.
372
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,633
I think it's especially
poignant in this day and age.
373
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:26,762
Your words spoke to values,
not identity. So important.
374
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,401
Ohh.
375
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:50,494
It was Abraham Lincoln who said,
"An appeal to our better angels."
376
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,131
You came out of there
pretty fast. Did you wash?
377
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,065
Okay. Here it is.
378
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:26,155
I want you to be the Democratic
candidate for mayor of Deerlaken.
379
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,517
Now, I know you probably
don't think that you're a Democrat,
380
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,662
but after watching your speech,
I can assure you that you are.
381
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:37,374
And I would like to offer my
company's services to help you do so.
382
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,593
Well... I thank you.
383
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,802
You're welcome.
384
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,097
- No, thanks for the help today.
- My pleasure.
385
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,893
But all things being equal,
386
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,228
I'd rather not.
387
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:02,775
All right.
388
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:07,905
Can I... be completely
honest with you? No bullshit.
389
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,950
Be nice. My daughter's here.
390
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:14,662
That was your daughter?
With her arm up the cow?
391
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:15,996
Okay. Look.
392
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:20,209
Democrats are getting
their asses kicked
393
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,963
because guys like me don't
know how to talk to guys like you.
394
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,384
I really believe that you
believe what I believe,
395
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,178
that what is happening
in this town is wrong.
396
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,806
What is happening in
this country is wrong.
397
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,766
People are turning their
backs on each other.
398
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:38,435
We are forgetting that
we need each other.
399
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:41,647
What you said in your speech:
"Strong as the weakest link."
400
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,566
Do you mean that? Did you
mean it when you said that?
401
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:48,070
Because if you did, I think
that you have an obligation
402
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,364
to try to strengthen
those weak links.
403
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,199
And you can do
it. You can do it.
404
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,619
You can do it in
this sort of position.
405
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,872
You can help strengthen
those weak links.
406
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,377
You can achieve that.
407
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:10,300
Okay. All right.
408
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,011
You know what?
409
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,016
All due respect, Colonel.
410
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:20,853
Anybody can make a speech. The
real test is backing up your words.
411
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,647
The things that you said to
those folks in that meeting,
412
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,399
was that principle?
413
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,569
Or was that just a hobby?
414
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,321
Let me know.
415
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,199
Why does he need three guns?
416
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,185
Ow!
417
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,562
Ow, God!
418
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,148
I'm sorry if I startled
you, sunshine.
419
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,485
Don't you people
believe in locks?
420
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,571
Or privacy, or basic
social contracts?
421
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,865
Yeah. Tonya let me in.
422
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:19,703
I told her I had something important
I needed to talk to you about.
423
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:25,042
- You'll do it?
- Under one condition.
424
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:26,668
Great. Name it.
425
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,089
You run the damn thing.
426
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,926
I got the farm to worry about. Don't
have any idea how to even start.
427
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,887
I will have one of my top guys
make himself available to you.
428
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,556
No. No, that's not
gonna do it. You.
429
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,393
The deal is you
run it from here.
430
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:48,023
I checked you out. You
got one hell of a portfolio.
431
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,611
So... deal?
432
00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:01,411
I'd like a big clump of the
cows right here in the center.
433
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,624
- Do you copy me?
- Yes, sir!
434
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,544
Okay. If you can just
move them over that way.
435
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,837
Yep!
436
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,799
And if you can get some of
'em to face front! Oh, my God.
437
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,009
Hey there, Colonel.
438
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,803
Gary.
439
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,140
Bobby, thanks a million
for coming out here.
440
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:24,226
- I'll certainly vote for you.
- Thank you all, folks, for coming.
441
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,854
This is just a quick kickoff.
442
00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:29,815
Let's make you look a
little more like farmer Jack
443
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,318
and less like certified
public accountant Jack.
444
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,487
- There you go.
- Okay.
445
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:36,989
Oh...
446
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,615
No, no. That's
okay. That's okay.
447
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,450
- Donny, right?
- Michael.
448
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,661
Michael, we can
just boom him, okay?
449
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,873
The pole with the thing on the
end? Do you do sound, Michael?
450
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,709
Chuck does sound, but
he's at the lake with his family.
451
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,337
Okay. Well, that's too bad that
he's... That's okay. We'll just go without.
452
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,214
- Thank you, Donny.
- Thank you, son.
453
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:57,676
Okay. Let's give it
a try. There you are.
454
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,180
- And this is...?
- Why you are running for mayor.
455
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:03,473
Wow.
456
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:07,060
I quote Patton... and Jesus.
457
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,397
Paraphrase. And you can't go
to the prom without a corsage.
458
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,318
Let's make magic.
459
00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:19,072
All right. Thank you for coming.
Can we quiet the cows, please?
460
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,282
Thank you!
461
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,827
Ladies and gentlemen,
Colonel Jack Hastings.
462
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:29,833
So, uh...
463
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,252
I am Colonel Jack Hastings
464
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:35,505
and I'm running for mayor.
465
00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:43,222
So, uh...
466
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,765
How we doing?
467
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,976
All right, beautifully put.
468
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:53,023
Are there any questions
for the colonel? Anyone?
469
00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,693
"Bueller?"
470
00:28:56,777 --> 00:29:00,072
- Uh, yes. Colonel?
- Yes. Name and affiliation, please.
471
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,574
- It's Dan.
- Name and affiliation, please.
472
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,409
I'm Dan?
473
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,412
Go ahead, Daniel.
Easy on the cows!
474
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,874
Um, yes. Mr. Hastings...
Colonel. Could you say that again?
475
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,210
Because I don't think
my recorder was on.
476
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,840
- Do it again?
- Hey, you know what?
477
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,009
It's okay. We'll get it.
478
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,678
Okay, this one...
479
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,097
What I'm looking for...
480
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,308
Don't put all the black
ones in the center.
481
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,811
He's running as
a moderate, okay?
482
00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:34,815
And if you could get some facing
this way, that would be helpful.
483
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,942
More local news
tonight out of Deerlaken.
484
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,820
Former marine Colonel Jack
Hastings announcing today
485
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,947
that he's running for
mayor as a Democrat.
486
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,949
While Braun may have
an incumbent's advantage,
487
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:47,786
political insiders say Hastings is
likely to give him a run for his money.
488
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,138
Happening now, a major ballot...
489
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,206
Well, how much
is this gonna cost?
490
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,458
You let me worry about that.
491
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,253
What I need from you
are people. Volunteers.
492
00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:59,214
We got a lot of legwork if we're
going to make a noise in this thing.
493
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,675
- More coffee?
- Oh, I'm good.
494
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,845
- No, I'm good, Lizzie. Thanks.
- You know what I do need?
495
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:09,516
I need a couple buckets of that
gravy so I can take a bath in it.
496
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:14,313
It's so good. Delicious.
497
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:19,151
- My compliments to the chef.
- I'll let Ziggy know.
498
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,737
Great. That oughta cheer him up.
499
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,699
- Just the check, Lizzie.
- Will do, Jack.
500
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,869
What's the deal
with the happy chef?
501
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:33,081
Oh, Ziggy's all right.
He owns the place.
502
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:36,084
And he may be a bit peeved
about the election thing.
503
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,211
He's Mayor Braun's brother.
504
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,756
Why isn't this place
called Braun's?
505
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:45,677
A Hansen has owned this
place since probably... Korea.
506
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,015
Bobby Hansen started
it, his kids ran it for years
507
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,309
and had to sell
once the base closed,
508
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:56,188
but no matter who owns
it, it'll always be Hansen's.
509
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,940
Base closing really
hammered this place.
510
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,318
Yeah, it did.
511
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:04,279
More than half of our
storefronts are shut down.
512
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,866
In fact, we're losing our high school
if we can't come up with the funding.
513
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:11,912
But no matter what
folks might wish for here...
514
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,164
it ain't coming back.
515
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,666
"Vote for Jack Hastings,
516
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,270
'cause no matter what you wish
for, it ain't never coming back."
517
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:23,632
- I like it. It's good.
- Well, I'm not gonna lie to people.
518
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:27,511
No, I know. I know. I was
just being witty and cynical.
519
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:31,765
Can't win a battle if you're not honest
about what you're really up against.
520
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,934
No, you cannot.
521
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,938
Not enough for a bath,
522
00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:40,107
but you can get a
good foot soaking.
523
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,028
Thank you. A straw!
524
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,825
All right, let's bring
it in. Everybody in.
525
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,828
- Ohh! Phone bank!
- Phone bank.
526
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,871
Well, you'll get it
next time. Okay!
527
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,707
I want you to be upbeat.
I want you to be positive.
528
00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,377
Active participation is
what we're looking for.
529
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:04,256
Would they volunteer? Would they
donate? Can we drop off a lawn sign?
530
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,091
Would they donate?
531
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,218
Would they donate?
532
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,345
Yes, write that
down. That's good.
533
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,974
Got some sample scripts for
you there. Contact list there.
534
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,517
To the ramparts!
535
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,021
- That means, go. You can begin.
- Oh!
536
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,649
Now, you guys are my A team.
537
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:25,152
So first we're going to
take these lawn signs
538
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,029
and we're going to put them
in all available public spaces.
539
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,532
I want them visible,
but not obnoxiously so.
540
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,285
Isn't it a little early
for lawn signs?
541
00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,873
I'm sorry, she just, um...
542
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:41,543
'Cause just around here,
sometimes people aren't so keen.
543
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,880
But then, I do appreciate
that you got the signs made.
544
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,467
I mean, we've always used lawn signs.
They've worked for hundreds of years, so...
545
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,010
- Great.
- Yeah, let's just use "em."
546
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,012
Great. All right. Ann?
547
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:54,014
- I want you to take the downtown area.
- Okay.
548
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,726
Martha, Dave, how about
everything west of 397
549
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,579
And, Diana, I'd like
you to stay here.
550
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,730
- Hello?
- To do...
551
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,816
Hi, this is Mathew, and I'm a
volunteer calling with Jack...
552
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,569
Hello?
553
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,196
What are you doing?
554
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,698
- Zimmer.
- Good morning, Mr. Zimmer.
555
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,201
My name is Michael, calling
on behalf of Colonel Hastings...
556
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,579
Guys? Guys? Guys, guys. All
right, this is what's happening here.
557
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,915
You're calling off
the office contact list.
558
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,502
This is the voter contact
list, so... Yeah, I know.
559
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:28,173
I want you to call the voter contact
list. We're already voting for the colonel.
560
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:31,426
Okay? Good. Let's
go do the signs, too.
561
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,719
Oh, my God.
562
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,930
Keep doing that, guys.
563
00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,398
Gar! Hey, ♪.C. Gary.
564
00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,734
- Hi.
- Hey, Gar, come on over.
565
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,070
Okay. All right.
566
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,447
- You got...
- Nothing, nothing, nothing.
567
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,324
That is a six. That is a five.
568
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,618
And a four. Look
at that, and a seven.
569
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,203
I'm keeping it, baby!
570
00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,829
Ahh!
571
00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:02,832
Hey, everybody.
This is ♪.C. Gary.
572
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:04,167
He's staying above the Hofbrau.
573
00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:05,669
- Hey!
- Good to see you.
574
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,064
- Welcome to the ambassador's lounge.
- Thank you very much.
575
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,298
- Hear you're in town helping the colonel.
- Yes, I am.
576
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,592
- He's a good man.
- He is. He is a good man.
577
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,263
- So, is this your campaign office here?
- This?
578
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,891
No, this is the
ambassador's lounge,
579
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:25,564
an elite social club of the area's top
entrepreneurs, athletes and raconteurs.
580
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:26,690
It's a shithole.
581
00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:30,610
Hey, guys. Jack's already
got lawn signs printed up.
582
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,033
Well, I gotta head out.
583
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:40,620
Got a lot of work to catch up
on. Pleasure meeting everybody.
584
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,207
Hey, Father, you want to go with
him? He might need a miracle or two.
585
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:47,794
This town hasn't had a Democrat
mayor since La Follette ruled these parts
586
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,463
and hasn't had a Democratic
Party since the '70s.
587
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,717
It's gonna take a little
bit more than lawn signs.
588
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,386
Okay.
589
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:08,148
Colonel Jack Hastings.
Tempered by war.
590
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,775
A chain is only as
strong as its weakest link.
591
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,278
Driven by faith.
592
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,322
I am my brother's keeper.
593
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:20,368
A new kind of Democrat. A
Democrat for the heartland.
594
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:24,414
Jack Hastings, a
redder kind of blue.
595
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,458
Paid for by Real
Americans for...
596
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,084
What are you up to, Zimmer?
597
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:32,422
I am telling you, guys,
Jack could be the real deal.
598
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,050
- On a national level.
- On a national level?
599
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,260
It's like he's a
cross between...
600
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:41,097
- MacArthur and elk jerky.
- Wait. What?
601
00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,475
And one of those machines
that test grip strength.
602
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,728
- Sounds too good to be true.
- Oh, my God.
603
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,772
Semicolon.
604
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,524
She took the bait.
605
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,110
It's on here, boys. Game on.
606
00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,282
- And let him be the star. You know?
- Yeah.
607
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,408
So...
608
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:03,286
♪ A little bit of
Hastings all the time ♪
609
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:06,039
♪ We're gonna win the
election Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
610
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,208
Oh, yeah. Oh, here I am.
611
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,585
Yes! Hello, party people.
612
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:14,964
Oh, it's a beautiful day to be alive
and on the vanguard of change.
613
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:18,218
Who wants something to
eat? They're so delicious.
614
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,098
Okay.
615
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,309
What's going on?
Why all the long faces?
616
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,729
Do you not see
it? The billboard.
617
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:33,942
The one on Main with the
giant "Vote for Mayor Braun"?
618
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,151
- Yes.
- What about it?
619
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,697
- What about it?
- That's the McGregor Ford billboard.
620
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,198
Okay.
621
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:43,076
Okay, so it's been the McGregor
Ford billboard for probably 40 years.
622
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,494
God only knows how much it cost.
623
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,038
And it looks like Braun has
taken over Jerry's old office
624
00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,748
as some sort of
campaign headquarters.
625
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,875
Wait a second, wait a
second. Hold on, hold on.
626
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:55,255
Um, are you telling me that the
mayor, who's running for reelection,
627
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:59,300
has decided to advertise
his campaign for mayor
628
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,804
and he's doing it from
a campaign office?
629
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,223
Oh, my God! Ohh, this is...
630
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,518
This is overwhelming
to me. Oh, my God!
631
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,979
I don't... I... What...
632
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,732
I have the vapors, I...
I'm hyperventilating.
633
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:17,402
- Why are these spoons just sitting there?
- You don't get it.
634
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,614
- Sorry! Sorry. Sorry.
- You don't get it.
635
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,325
Do you have any idea
how much that costs?
636
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,411
Well, that space
is 3,800 square feet
637
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,788
and it rents for $20
a square foot yearly.
638
00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,958
Prorated to two
months is 7,600 dollars.
639
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:35,253
The billboard... A little
bit harder to decipher.
640
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:39,048
But I'd say based on the location
and Mayor Braun's desperation,
641
00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:40,925
8K all in.
642
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,471
Design and printing included. I don't
know, maybe something like that?
643
00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:47,056
Well, there's no way that
Braun's got that much money.
644
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:50,435
Unless... this little
campaign of ours
645
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,438
has caught the attention of
the National Republican Party,
646
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,399
and they are sending
money and reinforcements.
647
00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:01,070
It's okay. It's exactly
what we wanted to happen.
648
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:06,618
They are scared.
On a national level.
649
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,537
They are scared of Colonel Jack.
650
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:15,084
So we have to plan our
next move. Come here.
651
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:17,962
Gather round.
652
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,048
We are going to need
653
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:23,676
something a little like... that.
654
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:33,269
- And you scroll down...
- There's a donate button.
655
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,689
Well, the money be
just one clicky away.
656
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,818
And one clicky goes to where?
657
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:42,779
- Our website.
- We don't have a web...
658
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,244
Awesome.
659
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,204
Good slogan, right?
660
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,206
You've been one step
ahead the whole time.
661
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,875
Well, three or four. But
thank you very much.
662
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:58,378
- I will take that.
- Oh, wow.
663
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,030
Mmm.
664
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,117
Mm.
665
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,078
Know how I knew you were here?
666
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,497
Your pussy tingled.
667
00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,500
Semicolon on the billboard.
668
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,753
Classic Faith Brewster
over-punctuation.
669
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:45,383
Look, Zim, you all punched your
ticket on a changing demographic
670
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,385
and now whitey
don't want you back.
671
00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,889
Okay, Jeb, exclamation point.
672
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,308
So why are you here?
673
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,977
Because I enjoy
demoralizing you.
674
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:59,480
Because crushing the last piece of
hope in your eyes really gets me off.
675
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:04,527
You are a twisted fuck, Faith.
676
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,362
And you don't know Jack.
677
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,992
Please don't tell me that is the
campaign slogan you came up with.
678
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,539
This guy, Zim, he's
not the last Jedi.
679
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,626
And even if he were, I'd still
crush him, because that's what I do.
680
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:22,003
You realize in that
analogy, you're Darth Vader.
681
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,588
Whatever you say, nerd.
682
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,214
- It was good to see you.
- Yeah.
683
00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:26,466
You look fat.
684
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,096
Hmm.
685
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,600
Divine, Ann. You have to
tell me your secret sometime.
686
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,855
I would never tell you.
687
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,149
Never tell her.
688
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,568
Cream, two sugars.
689
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,696
- No, that's not how I take it.
- I know, but...
690
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,324
And here's some streusel I
made for you. It's still warm.
691
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,218
- No, no. I can't.
- These are cookies I made for you.
692
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,262
- I'm getting fat. I can't do that.
- They're called "The Garys."
693
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,163
Thank you. No, I
appreciate it. Thank you.
694
00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:59,141
- Okay, bye-bye. Thank you.
- Okay. All right then.
695
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:02,205
- All right then. Bye-bye. Have a good day.
- Okay. Up all night for nothing.
696
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,686
- Coming back. Here you go.
- Just today.
697
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,547
- Okay.
- Thank you.
698
00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:08,883
- Bye-bye now. Bye-bye.
- Bye, Gar.
699
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,095
Have a good one.
700
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,488
Okay, good night.
701
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,116
Oh, hey. Good night. I didn't
know anybody else was here.
702
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,160
I just wanted to make sure
everything was set for tomorrow.
703
00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,496
I was just finishing up the
pamphlets on immigration.
704
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:43,126
Ooh. That sounds complicated. I
hope the small minds can manage.
705
00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,921
I'm sorry about that.
706
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,382
Sometimes messaging for the base
707
00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:52,510
doesn't resonate with
the broader electorate.
708
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,513
Oh. Okay.
709
00:41:56,264 --> 00:42:00,601
So to flatter them, you
have to condescend to us.
710
00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:03,479
I get it.
711
00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:06,899
Uh, no, no, that wasn't...
712
00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:09,152
That wasn't what...
713
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,658
Sorry.
714
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,414
How's your dad doing?
Is he okay? Nervous?
715
00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:25,293
- No.
- No? Well, why would he be?
716
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,795
He's been through a war.
He's not gonna sweat a fish fry.
717
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,380
No, he doesn't
really get nervous.
718
00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:32,008
Mm-mm. Just quiet.
719
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,302
Right.
720
00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:41,225
Runs in the family.
721
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,065
- Maybe.
- Ohh.
722
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:54,781
Yes, my mom was
really more the talker.
723
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,200
She was...
724
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,413
You ever know anyone
that just lit up a room?
725
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,459
Mm-hmm.
726
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,961
- Well, she was that.
- Yeah.
727
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,380
- She sounds great.
- Yeah.
728
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:16,135
So, why did your dad
get involved with all this?
729
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,888
I mean, why speak
at that meeting?
730
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:23,726
Why run when it involves
talking and people?
731
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:29,774
I think he just loves
this town, you know?
732
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,901
I think he'd do
anything to save it.
733
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:33,945
What about you?
734
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:43,412
I guess I would do just
about anything to save him.
735
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:58,928
I'll just take one.
736
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,015
Hey, how are you?
737
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,184
Pamphlet? Vote for Colonel Jack.
738
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,480
Vote for Colonel Jack.
739
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:14,652
Any kind of genealogy.
It's an incredible database.
740
00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:16,904
- Yeah.
- All your information is in there.
741
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:26,956
Hey, Gary.
742
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,917
Sorry I'm late. I was just
waiting for these to get finished.
743
00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:33,504
Beer koozies might be a little
more helpful than just the pamphlets.
744
00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,928
How big is that booth?
745
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,350
- Faith.
- Gary.
746
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:50,146
You seem to be doing a brisk
business. "Deerlaken: Always."
747
00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:54,192
So, apparently "Deerlaken
über alles" was copyrighted?
748
00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:55,915
Well, we were gonna
go with "I'm with him"
749
00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,112
until we remembered how
fucking stupid it sounded.
750
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,657
No, no, no. I love it. I love the
whole town genealogy angle.
751
00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:05,453
It's got a real, bold "You
ain't from around here" flavor.
752
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:09,123
With subtle notes of xenophobia.
753
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,083
Not to mention the
cognitive dissonance
754
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,544
that your booth is basically
a love letter to immigration.
755
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,754
That's a great observation.
756
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:17,298
So all these people are
hypocrites? I'd run with that.
757
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,967
- All you have is fear.
- Now we're getting somewhere.
758
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,887
Twenty bucks says I do better
with fear than you do with shame.
759
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:25,556
- Oh.
- Okay. It's all set, Miss Brewster.
760
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,558
Thank you, sweetie.
761
00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:29,101
Well, well, well.
762
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,980
I'm really sorry, Mr. Z. I
like working with you guys.
763
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:35,650
But I'm saving up for a
car and she's paying us.
764
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,485
"Yay. She's paying us."
765
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:41,280
Wow, way to stand up for
what you believe in there...
766
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,158
- M...
- It's Michael.
767
00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,661
Michael. I know
his name is Michael.
768
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,455
I know it. I was pausing
for effect. Michael.
769
00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:51,832
- Thank you, Michael.
- Character is destiny, Michael.
770
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,236
- Character is destiny.
- Don't listen to him. He's a jerk.
771
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,920
Ooh. Good burn.
772
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,005
Jack has lived
here for 30 years.
773
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,300
You really think you can run a campaign
that paints him as a carpetbagger?
774
00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:03,844
Probably not. But I think I
can run one that says you are.
775
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,513
- Beer koozie.
- Oh, my God.
776
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,392
Oh, Hastings koozie.
777
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,435
- Yeah.
- Touché.
778
00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:14,689
That's right. That's in our
booth. What do you think of that?
779
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,899
What do you think
of that right there?
780
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,277
Boom, boom. What
do you think of that?
781
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,112
- Don't...
- Ohh!
782
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,197
Sorry. Not you, Dot.
783
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,575
Oh, Dot.
784
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:19,670
- We're not doing this.
- What?
785
00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:21,964
Ugh.
786
00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:23,382
You go through my stuff?
787
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:30,056
- Why here? You have your own room.
- I don't want to smoke alone.
788
00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,099
Oh, come on. Are... Really?
789
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,185
- Lord.
- Ha ha!
790
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,480
Gary, I'm bored.
791
00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:39,607
Please, can we just forget it?
792
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,276
You've made your point. There's
Democrats with calloused hands.
793
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,029
Gonna bode very well
for the midterms, I promise.
794
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,864
But can we all just
go back to Washington
795
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,949
and forget that we ever
made camp in a place
796
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,660
where the shit you skim
off milk is considered a food?
797
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:54,163
They are called cheese
curds and they are delicious.
798
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,791
- They're disgusting.
- And you can't make poutine without them.
799
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,834
- Come on. Please?
- Go.
800
00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,795
You can go. You
don't have to be here.
801
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:04,131
I made these people a
promise. I'm a good person.
802
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,759
It's your last chance, Zim. I'm
gonna make a big deal of this.
803
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:08,844
Tons of press, lots of money.
804
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,406
You're gonna lose and then you're
gonna look like a giant asshole.
805
00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,932
Good. That's what I want.
806
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:16,560
Not the asshole, but for
you to make a big deal of this.
807
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:19,063
I want it to be a big
deal. It is a big deal.
808
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,358
- Well, let's make it interesting.
- Okay, why don't we?
809
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,444
The loser has to eat the
winner's pussy out for an hour.
810
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:29,115
You better grab a big old
bib 'cause it's chow time.
811
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,034
Dick chow time.
812
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:36,705
"Cause I'm gonna win, and you're
gonna have to eat my dick for an hour."
813
00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:41,210
And you know something?
That's a long time dick-eating wise.
814
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,046
A long time!
815
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,049
To eat my dick.
816
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:57,643
In a dangerous world gone mad, we
need emotionally stable leadership.
817
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:03,858
Only Mayor Braun is stable
enough to keep Deerlaken safe.
818
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,610
To keep Deerlaken, Deerlaken.
819
00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,530
I gotcha!
820
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:14,160
I'm Mayor Braun, and I
approved this message. Here.
821
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,830
Paid for by Traditional Wisconsin
Families for Faith and Freedom.
822
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:20,875
What's that mean?
823
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,118
They've taken the office
Just across from mine.
824
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,088
They're definitely ramping up,
so I'm gonna need the full crew.
825
00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:29,133
If Zimmer wants to take
a stand in Turdsville, USA,
826
00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,926
I say we bury him here.
827
00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:35,514
Sorry. Not a turd. Heart
and soul of America.
828
00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:38,767
- Get me the nerdy guy from Analytics.
- Who's that?
829
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,051
I don't know his name.
830
00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:42,062
He wears glasses and plaid.
831
00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:44,190
- Has a very complicated beard.
- Which one?
832
00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:46,817
How the fuck does
that not narrow it down?
833
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:49,653
- God-fucking-damn it!
- What?
834
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,072
Then send me
everyone, by yesterday.
835
00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,533
I'll get on it.
836
00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,379
Sorr... Hey, Dot.
837
00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:12,343
- Gary.
- Hey, big guy?
838
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,136
- Yes.
- We got a problem.
839
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:19,642
What's up? Having trouble
rounding up focus groups?
840
00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:21,227
-Shh.
841
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,191
I don't even know what to say.
842
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,985
Hey, hey, everybody!
843
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:32,905
Do we know why we
have dial-up in this space?
844
00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,449
Duffy had it upgraded right
before he closed his shop.
845
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:38,744
- Upgraded from what?
- Nothing.
846
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,997
Well, is there any way we could
piggyback Wi-Fi from some place?
847
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,499
There's a place
where the kids go,
848
00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:45,793
and they do homework and
they play games and whatnot.
849
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,045
- I know the password.
- Okay.
850
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,422
Solving problems.
851
00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,352
Listen, I...
852
00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,938
I don't think you're
allowed to be here
853
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:08,774
unless you're on official
school business, so...
854
00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:12,236
- Okay, look, Officer...
- Tommy.
855
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:16,365
Officer Tommy. Um, we are
with the Hastings campaign,
856
00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:19,952
and we're trying to get some work
done here... it's sort of time-sensitive.
857
00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:21,912
So, um...
858
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,957
Okay, here we go. Here is a pen.
859
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:29,420
- And one of these beer thingies.
- Koozie.
860
00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:30,546
Koozie.
861
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:31,880
And, uh...
862
00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:34,425
thank you for your service.
863
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,441
Oh, for God's sakes.
864
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:54,194
Hello, boys.
865
00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:56,780
Gentlemen, these are children!
866
00:51:57,364 --> 00:51:58,407
-Hey.
867
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,610
- Great job, guys.
- Do you know what that looks like?
868
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,788
Sitting in your car? A bunch
of boys on a computer?
869
00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:13,255
No, no, no. Thank you.
870
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,467
I see they sprung you
from detention, huh?
871
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:20,095
Yeah. Apparently, small-town
hospitality doesn't apply to Wi-Fi.
872
00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:23,849
They're not too keen on strangers staking
out a school parking lot. Kids and all.
873
00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:26,226
Yeah. In hindsight, that
makes complete sense.
874
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:29,194
- Guys? Could I talk to you for a sec?
- Yeah.
875
00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,315
In my office? Come on in.
876
00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,859
Have a seat. You can
leave the door open.
877
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:34,985
Here's the deal.
878
00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:37,446
Our opponents are pumping
879
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,990
way more into this than
I ever expected them to.
880
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:45,079
This rink y-dink stuff is not gonna fly.
We need to up our fund-raising game.
881
00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:50,250
Okay. Let's... Sure, do you
want to do like a street fair or...?
882
00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:51,835
That's a good idea.
883
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:55,631
No, it's not a good idea. Don't...
No, we're not gonna do that.
884
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,549
Have you ever been to New York?
885
00:53:01,637 --> 00:53:04,598
Oh, my God. Please
unplug it. Please unplug it!
886
00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:07,768
Unplug it!
887
00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,231
I'm just looking at
the guest list here.
888
00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:14,858
Great. Great turnout.
889
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:19,029
Especially considering the
short notice. Really good.
890
00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:23,283
Mmm. Ever have one of those?
891
00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:28,956
- Green beans?
- Haricot vert.
892
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,918
Well, that's... French
for green beans.
893
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,421
These are more delicate...
894
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,881
thinner, more flavorful.
895
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:43,053
- I didn't know you spoke French.
- Mm.
896
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:49,393
- Would you like something?
- No.
897
00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:55,065
Is this too loud?
898
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:09,705
Hmm.
899
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,557
Richard and Ginnie
Peeler are hosting.
900
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,227
He's a hedge fund swell, she's been
saving the Hudson for about 25 years.
901
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:35,022
Richard Peeler? Yeah. Got it.
902
00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:39,902
Are you like 127
903
00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:45,091
It's not only that the
sand traps are deeper,
904
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,534
but the quality
of the sand at...
905
00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:51,246
- Excuse me. Gary!
- Hey, Dick. Peeler.
906
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:53,665
Gary. Thank you for coming.
907
00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:55,876
Oh, my pleasure.
Thanks for having us.
908
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:58,062
- We're really, really excited.
- We're excited.
909
00:54:58,086 --> 00:55:01,799
Jack? Jack. I'd like you
to meet Richard Peeler.
910
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,943
- What an honor.
- Jack Hastings. Very nice to meet you.
911
00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:06,678
- Thank you for having us.
- It's really an honor, yeah.
912
00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:11,642
No, it's, you know, the
authentic thing here. I see that.
913
00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:14,228
It's amazing. Can I get
you something to drink?
914
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,729
Sure. What would you like?
915
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:20,651
Uh, I'd like a little... tea,
chamomile, if you have it.
916
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:23,695
All right. That's fine.
You want a scotch.
917
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,531
- Yes, please.
- Yes, I know that.
918
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,579
Does this have alcohol?
919
00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:36,041
He's a criminal. Oh, thank you.
920
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,794
He's a criminal, trust me.
I've done deals with him.
921
00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:41,588
Our democracy is falling
apart. We're gonna lose it.
922
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,507
Tom Friedman had a great line.
923
00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,568
I like to say he's the
Bitcoin of presidents.
924
00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:47,278
Her whole dress line
was made in China.
925
00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:49,304
The man is mentally ill.
926
00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:52,516
- Fuckface Von Clownstick.
- I'm mad. We should all be mad.
927
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,977
I mean, what kind of
person hunts elephants?
928
00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:58,814
There's not a whole lot of
the... What did you call it?
929
00:55:58,897 --> 00:56:00,899
- Farm to table.
- The farm to table.
930
00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:04,486
I mean, I guess
it all kind of, uh...
931
00:56:05,487 --> 00:56:09,324
all goes from farms
to tables of some kind.
932
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:18,000
We're so excited that you're
all here, and we are so thankful
933
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:20,085
to our old friend
for presenting us
934
00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:23,922
with another informative
and stimulating evening.
935
00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,299
Oh.
936
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:27,759
You know him. You love him.
937
00:56:27,843 --> 00:56:29,177
And sometimes hate.
938
00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:31,722
- Hate writing the checks, but, you know...
- Yeah.
939
00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:36,143
- Gary.
- Thank you. Thanks so much.
940
00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:39,104
Thanks for coming.
And thank you...
941
00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:43,692
Keep that going for the Peelers,
please. Their tremendous hospitality.
942
00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:47,171
Listen, I'm not going to take up too
much of your time other than to say
943
00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:49,031
thank you all for being here.
944
00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:50,824
One thing I do
want to say, though,
945
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:54,578
is that Colonel Jack Hastings
946
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:58,248
is the embodiment of
America's real greatness.
947
00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:02,085
Service to nation,
hard work, faith.
948
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:06,006
Republicans don't own
those values. Do they?
949
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:08,091
They don't own 'em. They can't.
950
00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:11,803
Inclusion. That's the
most important of all.
951
00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:16,099
But sometimes we get comfortable
in our own little ideological bubbles.
952
00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:19,478
I see them. You can't see
them necessarily, but I see 'em.
953
00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:22,397
There's a little bubble there,
there's a little bubble there,
954
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,608
and we forget to reach out,
955
00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:28,904
to find empathy and
understanding across
956
00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:31,198
religious, or racial,
957
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:33,659
or just plain
geographical boundaries.
958
00:57:34,242 --> 00:57:36,703
And I hope tonight changes
that, even just a little bit.
959
00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:40,499
So, without further ado,
960
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:43,710
I would like you to join me
in welcoming the next mayor
961
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,129
of Deerlaken, Wisconsin,
962
00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:48,882
Colonel Jack Hastings.
963
00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:51,927
Hear! Hear!
964
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:57,391
Well, uh...
965
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:58,600
thanks, folks.
966
00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:03,105
And thanks to Gary
and to the Peelers.
967
00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,564
Thank you.
968
00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:08,777
Wow, this is a... great
house. It's a great house.
969
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,028
Um...
970
00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:15,575
I see some of you are
971
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,245
wondering what I'm doing here.
972
00:58:19,413 --> 00:58:20,539
And...
973
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:24,543
I think I'm wondering the same.
974
00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,129
Uh...
975
00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,339
I guess that's the point.
976
00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:34,803
Without all this, you
might never have met me.
977
00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:37,973
And I certainly
wouldn't have met you.
978
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:40,934
But...
979
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,521
uh, now we have.
980
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,693
So, um...
981
00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,281
Um...
982
00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,241
Colonel? Colonel?
983
00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:58,744
- Yeah?
- Gary Zimmer, from the ♪.C. Bugle.
984
00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:00,746
Um...
985
00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:04,124
Why should a bunch of
uptight Upper Westsiders
986
00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,668
care about a little
town in Wisconsin?
987
00:59:08,754 --> 00:59:11,006
Uh, it's hard to say.
988
00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,051
I guess we're hurting.
989
00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:17,179
Looking for help from you.
990
00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:21,308
What can we do to help?
991
00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:24,352
I'll take that. Money. Money.
992
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:28,190
It's a serious
question, actually.
993
00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:31,151
You know, our
politics seem broken.
994
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:35,489
Colonel, what do you see as
the system's greatest weakness?
995
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:43,663
Hmm. Well, I guess,
for one thing, this.
996
00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:46,875
Here, tonight.
997
00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:51,296
And I mean no disrespect.
998
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:55,801
I just think this
seems a bit crazy.
999
00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,971
I want to help my
town. I want to be mayor.
1000
01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:02,474
Some town in the
middle of Wisconsin.
1001
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,896
So instead of being home working
on some smart things to help my town,
1002
01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:11,066
I have to fly here to your town
1003
01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:14,152
and convince you that
my town is worth saving.
1004
01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:16,363
And that I'm worth it.
1005
01:00:17,072 --> 01:00:20,117
And that saving
it is worth it to you.
1006
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:25,705
All so you can give me some
money. Not for my town, but for me.
1007
01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:29,668
To help convince my
town that I'm worth it.
1008
01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:35,048
I'm... I mean...
1009
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,427
I don't know, it just
sounds so stupid.
1010
01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:57,028
Still crying?
1011
01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,906
A little bit.
1012
01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,200
Mmm.
1013
01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:07,664
You gonna do that
all the way home?
1014
01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:09,916
Yes.
1015
01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:15,172
Why?
1016
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:20,260
Because the seat belt sign is
on and I can't get up to hug you.
1017
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,263
Damn, Jack.
1018
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:29,895
You walked in there...
into the lion's den like that...
1019
01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:33,565
- Daniel.
- Yeah. And just...
1020
01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:35,609
You told them. Straight up.
1021
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,737
This isn't right, this is
wrong. The system is corrupt.
1022
01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:42,115
"I'm out of order. You're out of order.
The whole damn system is out of order.
1023
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,533
Attica!"
1024
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,706
Money! Oh, God.
1025
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:52,876
Their money is the problem?
1026
01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,462
Ohh!
1027
01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:58,298
- You should have seen their faces.
- I saw.
1028
01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:01,968
They ate it up!
1029
01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,262
We could have named our price.
1030
01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:10,185
- Oh, no way Faith matches.
- Why is that, now?
1031
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:14,439
Oh, because they are
spending to stop something
1032
01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:16,358
and we're spending
to start something.
1033
01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:19,402
Hmm.
1034
01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:23,865
"I'm mad as hell and I
can't take it anymore!"
1035
01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,743
Oh!
1036
01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:29,955
- Gary, you... Green bean?
- No... No.
1037
01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:31,831
Okay. No, thank you.
1038
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:36,002
Wow.
1039
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,964
I am telling you,
he is the real deal.
1040
01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:41,841
It is like a Bill Clinton
with impulse control.
1041
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:45,553
Like a church-going Bernie
Sanders with better bone density.
1042
01:02:45,637 --> 01:02:48,014
- Hello.
- Here they are. Here they are!
1043
01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,642
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next mayor of Deerlaken
1044
01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:52,005
and his talented first daughter.
1045
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:54,229
- Please join me.
- You are fired up.
1046
01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:56,481
I am fired... Why
wouldn't I be fired up?
1047
01:02:56,564 --> 01:03:01,152
I am working with the future
of the Democratic Party here.
1048
01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:04,447
Oh, your dad the other
night was transcendent.
1049
01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:06,908
He crushed it, and
because of that,
1050
01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:09,160
I'd like to show you
the fruits of your labor.
1051
01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:13,540
Because he was so
good, I was able to hire...
1052
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,126
the A team.
1053
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:20,797
I am just kidding. They're not the
A team. Not that you aren't great.
1054
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,132
But this...
1055
01:03:23,842 --> 01:03:24,968
...Is the real A team.
1056
01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:28,930
- I get it, but what are the numbers?
- I was thinking we want to open there.
1057
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:31,558
Continue the conversation
here and connect that.
1058
01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,144
You know Kurt Lehman?
Polling and Modeling?
1059
01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:35,353
- Yes. Hi.
- Hi.
1060
01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,273
Gives us a window into the
electorate. Best in the business.
1061
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,484
When everyone was predicting
Hillary in a landslide over Trump,
1062
01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:45,697
Kurt was the one guy who
had her just barely beating him.
1063
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,950
My models just picked
up the trend lines, so...
1064
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:51,012
If the election had taken
place a month or two later...
1065
01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:53,830
My numbers would have
been 100% on the money.
1066
01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:54,914
Mm-hmm.
1067
01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:57,125
Wow. Impressive.
1068
01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:00,045
- Well...
- Well, he was the least wrong.
1069
01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:01,838
Tina Kuryev. Analytics.
1070
01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:04,924
- She gives us a window into the voters.
- Good to meet you, sir.
1071
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:08,720
- Oh. I thought Polling did that.
- It does.
1072
01:04:08,803 --> 01:04:12,140
He tells you how he thinks they
feel, I tell you how they really feel.
1073
01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,978
- People are liars.
- Here we go.
1074
01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:20,148
He can tell you how often
people say they go to church.
1075
01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:23,818
- She can tell you if they actually go.
- I can tell you if God is in their hearts.
1076
01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:26,154
- Oh, my God.
- Tina is in Online Analytics.
1077
01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:29,282
Can I just say, we take
deception into account too, okay?
1078
01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,368
Yeah, polling is an art form,
1079
01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:33,828
but there's plenty of
science to back it up.
1080
01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,331
Says the guy still
calling landlines.
1081
01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:38,583
People tell computers
the truth, all right?
1082
01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,752
Their desires, their prejudices.
1083
01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:44,881
Every search, every transaction...
It's an unguarded private moment.
1084
01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:48,009
So there's no margin
of error, you know?
1085
01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:50,762
The digital footprint
is your true self.
1086
01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:54,974
But surely people are more
complicated than their online transactions.
1087
01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:57,352
Well, says the
woman with three cats
1088
01:04:57,435 --> 01:04:59,646
and an intense search
history of the herpes virus.
1089
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:07,779
One of the cats...
1090
01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:09,781
Is this legal?
1091
01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,492
Law enforcement or
in the eyes of God?
1092
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,640
With two weeks to
go until election day,
1093
01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:20,041
we have an update on
the Deerlaken mayoral race.
1094
01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:22,043
The race between
Colonel Jack Hastings
1095
01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,671
and incumbent Mayor
Billy Braun is tightening.
1096
01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:28,508
Who here has been chosen as
527e7? Raise your hands, please.
1097
01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:31,428
One, two, three, four.
1098
01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:33,513
Good. You all run
super PACs now.
1099
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:37,725
You are no longer
associated with this campaign.
1100
01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:42,522
And as such, it is time to move
to your super PAC location,
1101
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,942
which is all the way
at the back of the room,
1102
01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:49,362
far, far away from the
activity of the campaign.
1103
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:52,407
Right now?
1104
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,243
I am not at liberty to say.
1105
01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:58,621
The campaign cannot
coordinate with the super PAC.
1106
01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:01,291
- So...
- After the meeting.
1107
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:06,796
♪ You always won Every
time you placed a bet... ♪
1108
01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:14,179
Get me that fucking sat truck. Get it
now. They're going to out-communicate us.
1109
01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:17,348
Here we have an unusual
cluster of single women.
1110
01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:19,618
They're all going to get
pamphlets saying that the mayor
1111
01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:22,353
is going to repeal the health
care payment for birth control.
1112
01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:25,940
- What's this?
- It's eight SMAWS.
1113
01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:28,902
Stay-at-home-middle-aged
women, 29 to 54.
1114
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,154
Twenty-nine? That's middle-aged?
1115
01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:34,699
Yes. Yes, it is.
1116
01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:37,785
Got to do it on the adjective.
"Safe" streets. It's not safe "streets."
1117
01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:40,872
- Everybody wants safe streets.
- No, no. That's coming off a little angry.
1118
01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:44,384
- Did you finish those donor calls?
- Yeah, just about.
1119
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:46,544
I just always had a
notion that farmers...
1120
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,505
Sorry. Are you
clicking your heels?
1121
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:51,549
Are you Dorothy? Is
there no place like home?
1122
01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:52,759
♪ Turning on the charm ♪
1123
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:56,846
- ♪ Long enough to get you by ♪
- ♪ Still the same ♪
1124
01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:59,891
America's greatness
and God's grace?
1125
01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,810
I'd go to battle for
those two any day.
1126
01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:07,886
Paid for by Wisconsinites for
Religiously-based Compassionate Empathy.
1127
01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,006
- Did you just sigh?
- Did he just sigh?
1128
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,657
Don't even get me
started with sighing.
1129
01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:18,826
Now here, this cluster
in blue have children.
1130
01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:22,163
So, they're going to get pamphlets
saying "Save Our Schools,"
1131
01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:25,250
because it's 1950 and
everybody loves pamphlets.
1132
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:28,169
Hi, my name is
Jack. I'm exasperated.
1133
01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:31,589
Why don't we move on to the
WoMAMs? White middle-aged men.
1134
01:07:35,677 --> 01:07:39,097
♪ I had nothing left to say ♪
1135
01:07:40,348 --> 01:07:42,058
♪ 'Cause you're still the same ♪
1136
01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:46,145
♪ Still the same Baby,
babe, you're still the same... ♪
1137
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:47,230
What's this?
1138
01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:49,023
Walt.
1139
01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:51,442
Is that an acronym?
1140
01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:53,611
No, it is not.
1141
01:07:56,197 --> 01:08:00,285
Can I still bring baked goods
to the super PAC location?
1142
01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:09,252
No.
1143
01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:30,315
I'm Colonel Jack Hastings
and I approve this message.
1144
01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:33,860
You want to come to Deerlaken,
you'll have to go through him.
1145
01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:38,740
Paid for by Powerful
Progressives for Strength.
1146
01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:41,117
So good.
1147
01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:44,132
- Thank you so much, sir.
- You're welcome.
1148
01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:46,163
- Thank you so much for your support.
- Thank you.
1149
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:52,670
How the hell did she get the
Bayou billionaires involved?
1150
01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:54,481
You okay? Do you need some help?
1151
01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:55,965
- Just fine. Yeah.
- Okay. Thank you.
1152
01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:59,385
She must have promised that they could
have the town smelted after the election.
1153
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,643
I'm just very
impressed with all this.
1154
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,811
- You did the polling?
- Uh-huh. In fact...
1155
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:11,397
There it is.
1156
01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:14,359
- What is that?
- No, "who" is that. Elton Chambers?
1157
01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:18,363
- The Rocket Man?
- The billionaire Rocket Man, yes.
1158
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:21,032
- Jesus Chr... I thought he was dead.
- He is dead.
1159
01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:24,535
No, no, no. A series of
micro-strokes. It's all good.
1160
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:46,808
Sir Elton, thank you
so, so much for coming.
1161
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:49,686
Everyone, this is
the great Sir Elton.
1162
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,481
Let's get through
the pleasantries.
1163
01:09:53,564 --> 01:09:56,275
This is Jack Hastings.
And his daughter, Diana.
1164
01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:59,654
Hello, Colonel.
1165
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,699
All right, well, let's
get right to it then.
1166
01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:08,496
♪ Tell me, what
is your position ♪
1167
01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:11,666
♪ Concerning the settlements ♪
1168
01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:16,587
♪ Of Givat and Shearim? ♪
1169
01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:20,174
Uh...
1170
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:22,927
- I'm not sure I'm...
- Israel.
1171
01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:27,140
Jack believes that sovereign
nations are entitled to self-defense.
1172
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:30,143
- Strongly.
- Strongly believes. Yes.
1173
01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,648
Oh! Edna!
1174
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,985
"An election is a moral horror.
1175
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,571
As bad as a battle,
but without the blood."
1176
01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:43,740
That's George Bernard Shaw.
1177
01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:48,286
- Get the car.
- I think that went well.
1178
01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:51,330
- Seemed like a really nice guy.
- Actually, looked pretty good, right?
1179
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:52,749
- Yeah.
- Surprisingly robust.
1180
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,961
- Elton Chambers is in.
- Yeah! All right.
1181
01:10:57,044 --> 01:11:00,465
Making it rain. He actually
has a machine that makes it rain.
1182
01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:16,773
Excuse me. Gary? Mr. Zimmer?
1183
01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:19,233
Mm-mm. Becca. Super PAC.
1184
01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:20,943
Okay.
1185
01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:24,405
Big guy? We got a problem.
1186
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,543
Hey, everybody!
1187
01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:40,588
Hard at work, I see.
That's good, that's good.
1188
01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:44,550
I had a couple of questions.
The first is... what the fuck?
1189
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:48,346
What tactical genius in here thought
it might be a good idea to carpet bomb
1190
01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:51,390
a particular
neighborhood in this town
1191
01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:55,394
with flyers suggesting
that Colonel Jack Hastings
1192
01:11:55,478 --> 01:12:00,107
would make sure that contraception
is paid for by the government?
1193
01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,446
Uh, I did.
1194
01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:06,531
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
1195
01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:09,700
The data showed an unusually concentrated
grouping of single women in the area
1196
01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:12,036
who are deeply interested
in reproductive rights.
1197
01:12:12,119 --> 01:12:14,747
- And you know why that is.
- Well, why is not really...
1198
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:17,834
Because this concentrated grouping
of single women, as you put it,
1199
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,502
is a convent.
1200
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,963
They are nuns.
1201
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,757
Which is how many of them
are going to end up voting for us.
1202
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:27,051
"Nuns" of them. Zero.
1203
01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:29,262
It's not funny.
1204
01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,305
I'm not laughing.
1205
01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,893
Fuck.
1206
01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:41,607
Well, I think we can appreciate the
humor in this very honest mistake,
1207
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:45,069
and the fact that the nuns are
generously turning the other cheek
1208
01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:47,256
- makes it a non-story, but...
- Brooke, Brooke, if I may.
1209
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,324
This is really just another
perfect example of the ♪.C. elite
1210
01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:53,995
coming into a place they don't understand
and trying to dictate how we should live.
1211
01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:57,123
The Democrat Party can't
win, they're getting desperate.
1212
01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:59,375
They don't know us,
they don't want to know us.
1213
01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,645
- And they look down on our values.
- No. No. That's "we."
1214
01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:04,714
- You're ♪.C. elite.
- Oh, no. Actually, I'm from here.
1215
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,900
Faith, I didn't know that.
You're from Wisconsin?
1216
01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:09,594
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, no,
"Deerlaiken." I'm from "Deerlaiken."
1217
01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:10,678
What? Whoa.
1218
01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:13,222
Wow. So this campaign has
been a bit of a homecoming.
1219
01:13:13,306 --> 01:13:17,101
- It really is, Brooke. Thank you.
- No, no, no. That's a lie.
1220
01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:19,437
- That's a lie. You're lying.
- No. It's...
1221
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,898
She's ly... That's not...
What are you even doing?
1222
01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:25,610
Okay, well, as always, a
great and spirited discussion.
1223
01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:28,029
Thank you, but unfortunately,
we have to leave it there.
1224
01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:31,115
Coming up, we'll look at
more of this year's hot races
1225
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,784
and how those will affect
races four years from now.
1226
01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:36,203
Why do you even lie
about something like that?
1227
01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:39,749
Honestly, I... I
don't even know.
1228
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:43,044
"I don't even know." What
do you mean you don't know?
1229
01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:45,421
You can't just lie about
something like that.
1230
01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:48,007
You just walk away?
1231
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:52,011
You just told America that
you're from "Deerlaiken"?
1232
01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:53,888
That's not even how
you pronounce it!
1233
01:13:54,889 --> 01:13:57,099
"Deerlaiken," my ass!
1234
01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:59,518
Oh, my God.
1235
01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:02,605
She's a fucking genius.
1236
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,401
Oh, my God, I hate
her so much. I hate her.
1237
01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:10,529
I hate her. She said
it, and now it's the truth.
1238
01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:12,990
Fuck me.
1239
01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:30,007
- Come on, let's get out of here.
- Hey, Mikes! How you doing, guys?
1240
01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:35,930
- Hello, everybody.
- Hey, big guy.
1241
01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,306
Hey, Gary.
1242
01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:39,642
- Burger and Bud.
- Thank you very much.
1243
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:41,644
That looks great. Can
I have one of those?
1244
01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:43,062
No.
1245
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:47,233
- What you guys doing? Looking at some ads?
- Yeah. They're just taking me through it.
1246
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:51,070
Bio, very nice.
Education, that's important.
1247
01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:53,489
Hey, are we sure that we
want to be doing this here
1248
01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:56,117
and not in Faith's room
or the mayor's office?
1249
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,868
Because right now, I'm not sure
1250
01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:00,663
that our opposition knows
exactly what we're about to do.
1251
01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:04,000
And that seems unfair. No, no!
Don't put them away on my account.
1252
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,460
Why don't we get one of
those overhead projectors...
1253
01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:08,230
- Stop.
- ...that you have at a bowling alley?
1254
01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:10,715
So everybody here can
see it. Wouldn't that be good?
1255
01:15:11,298 --> 01:15:12,758
Kurt? Come on.
1256
01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:17,722
- Why do you talk to them like that?
- Mmm! Like what?
1257
01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,849
Like that, like they're idiots.
1258
01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,809
Well...
1259
01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:23,853
Listen.
1260
01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:27,023
I saw some polls.
1261
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:30,451
If we don't figure this out soon,
there's no way we're gonna beat her.
1262
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:33,279
- Our demographics are so...
- "Her"?
1263
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,656
- Who?
- Her.
1264
01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:40,411
You said, "If we don't figure it out soon,
we're not gonna be able to beat her."
1265
01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:43,789
We're not gonna beat her
candidate. Braun. Mayor Braun.
1266
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:46,459
Herr... Herr Braun.
1267
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:49,045
- Herr, her. Same thing.
- Mm-hmm.
1268
01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:53,799
Look, Gary, I don't really understand
how you guys do things in ♪.C.,
1269
01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,486
but if you're gonna work for my father,
you need to treat people with respect.
1270
01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:58,304
- "With." "With."
- What?
1271
01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:01,307
Work with your father,
not for. You said "for."
1272
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:05,686
It's a semantic thing, but it's... You
know, it's an important distinction.
1273
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:13,319
Just so you know,
they don't actually serve
1274
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,905
hamburgers and Budweiser
here because it's the Hofbrau Haus,
1275
01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:18,240
so they would serve German
food and German beers.
1276
01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:20,201
They've been patronizing you.
1277
01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:27,249
Just so you know,
1278
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:30,961
I don't even like hamburgers or
Budweiser, so I've been patronizing them.
1279
01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:32,338
- Okay.
- The whole time.
1280
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:35,633
- Did a little switcheroo.
- Oh, and just so you know.
1281
01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:38,552
Congratulations. Our
campaign made the paper.
1282
01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:43,099
Oh, God.
1283
01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:51,732
She's so pretty.
1284
01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:53,859
I bet she smells like Pop-Tarts.
1285
01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:00,533
Is he still looking?
1286
01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,660
You know, Colonel Jack Hastings.
1287
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:04,328
- Military man.
- Absolutely.
1288
01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:06,205
- From the heartland.
- Yup.
1289
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:08,290
- No greater place in America.
- No.
1290
01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:09,375
- Am I right?
- No.
1291
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,503
He is now part
of the loony left.
1292
01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:15,131
Not just the loony left.
He's not just a Democrat.
1293
01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:16,549
He has joined the...
1294
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,467
- Squad.
- Socialism.
1295
01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,052
Socialism.
1296
01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:22,263
Do you think it
hurts our military
1297
01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:25,558
to have one of their own
throw in with the Democrats?
1298
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:29,603
I know that if I had served...
1299
01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:32,356
I wouldn't like it
1300
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:33,524
Mmm.
1301
01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,317
Yeah.
1302
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:38,737
Wow, that was a harsh segment.
1303
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,990
Cutting but fair.
1304
01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:43,951
It's like I wrote it myself
last night and sent it to them,
1305
01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:46,829
and they read it
verbatim like a scene.
1306
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:48,080
Go to bed.
1307
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,399
What is this? What
am I looking at?
1308
01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,587
- Those are the...
- Why are we being outspent three to one?
1309
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:57,590
And how do white women not realize
they're backing the wrong horse?
1310
01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,527
- These numbers aren't solidified.
- Yeah, well, you gotta make it happen.
1311
01:18:00,551 --> 01:18:03,554
Or you gotta find me some
more fucking Hispanics.
1312
01:18:03,637 --> 01:18:05,973
Where are my fucking Hispanics?
1313
01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:10,102
I need some more
fucking Hispanics, Kurt!
1314
01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,068
Hey, everybody.
1315
01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:20,029
Listen.
1316
01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:24,658
I am profoundly disappointed
in the comments that I just made.
1317
01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:28,037
My words and/or actions
1318
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,373
do not represent who
I am as a person and...
1319
01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:33,709
- A teachable moment?
- It is a teachable moment.
1320
01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:36,128
It's something I think
we can all learn from.
1321
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:39,256
And in that way, I feel
like I have given you a gift.
1322
01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,152
- You're in my heart.
- And from this moment on, I vow
1323
01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:47,890
to make this office a color- and
gender-neutral work environment.
1324
01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:51,060
That is my... Are
you gonna get that?
1325
01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:53,854
It's ringing off
the fucking hook.
1326
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:57,918
- Hundred percent.
- What do you mean you're sure?
1327
01:18:57,942 --> 01:19:00,319
- I'm sure.
- You're sure or you're just pretty sure?
1328
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:02,238
- One-hundred-percent sure.
- Okay.
1329
01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:06,075
Okay, Tina. Better not
be another nun situation.
1330
01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:07,159
It's not.
1331
01:19:08,369 --> 01:19:10,871
- Hey, is your dad here?
- Yeah. Dad?
1332
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,499
- Yeah?
- Come on in, Colonel.
1333
01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:20,381
So, um... we can't win.
1334
01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:26,971
The people in this town
are pretty set in their ways.
1335
01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:30,474
And we lost the eight
nuns. That wasn't good.
1336
01:19:30,557 --> 01:19:33,143
So, we can't win.
1337
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:39,400
Well... you know, we
appreciate all you've done.
1338
01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:42,111
I mean, the campaign and...
1339
01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:45,114
I'm just sorry we
let you down, but...
1340
01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,992
Well, all I can
say is thank you.
1341
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:52,955
- Really, Gary, thank you for everything.
- It was a hell of a ride.
1342
01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:56,000
Are you shitting me?
1343
01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:59,795
All I have to say is we
can't win and you're through.
1344
01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:01,880
- You're out.
- You said we can't win.
1345
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:06,176
Unless. We can't win
"unless." You didn't let me finish.
1346
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:08,971
We can't win unless it turns out
1347
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:12,599
that this town isn't the
Mayberry everybody thinks it is.
1348
01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:15,811
I just got a little piece of
intel that's kind of intriguing.
1349
01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:20,524
So, the mayor's brother,
Ziggy... He had an oxy problem.
1350
01:20:20,607 --> 01:20:23,485
He was a roofer and
got hurt on the job.
1351
01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:26,572
Yes, well, what you might
not know is that the mayor...
1352
01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:31,285
pulled some strings, kept him
out of jail, got him into rehab.
1353
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:34,955
That is abuse of power, nepotism,
probably some clerical shit in there.
1354
01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:37,124
Come on, Gary.
1355
01:20:37,207 --> 01:20:41,295
- We're the good guys, right?
- Yeah, we're the good guys.
1356
01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:43,672
When they go low...
1357
01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,424
We go high.
1358
01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:48,302
Unless we also need
to go low, apparently.
1359
01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:50,846
Only to keep those who
would go lower out of power.
1360
01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,431
So, when they go low,
1361
01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:55,476
we go higher incrementally in
relation to how low they went.
1362
01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:57,603
Regrettably, yes.
1363
01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:01,607
When they go low, we go almost
as low, but we feel worse doing it.
1364
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:05,152
You think they thought twice about
making your dad look like a PTS nutcase,
1365
01:21:05,235 --> 01:21:08,989
and I'm going low because I'm
gonna tell the truth about the mayor?
1366
01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:11,075
His brother is fragile, Gary.
1367
01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:14,119
This town is fragile.
The whole area is fragile.
1368
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,622
- Our democracy.
- Oh, stop.
1369
01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:20,042
We're not doing it, okay?
People are gonna get hurt.
1370
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,337
I'm sorry, I really
am, but sometimes
1371
01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:26,799
good people have to do shitty
things in service of the greater good.
1372
01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:29,051
Isn't that right, Colonel?
1373
01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:37,518
Hey.
1374
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:43,148
- Hey.
- Yeah?
1375
01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:46,151
Gary, stop.
1376
01:21:49,696 --> 01:21:51,240
Is this politics?
1377
01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:56,703
It's not politics anymore,
Diana. It's math.
1378
01:21:56,787 --> 01:21:59,123
That's what an
election is. It's just math.
1379
01:21:59,206 --> 01:22:01,125
We need what they get plus one.
1380
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,252
That's all.
1381
01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:07,673
And if I can't get that by getting
more people to vote for your dad,
1382
01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,759
then I have to get fewer
people to vote for Braun.
1383
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,246
Hi.
1384
01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:42,207
- Come on in.
- Thank you.
1385
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,877
I'm so sorry.
1386
01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:50,507
I... I'm pulling the plug.
1387
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:53,760
- Hey, hey.
- Mean, we have the money we need.
1388
01:22:53,844 --> 01:22:57,848
We have more than we would need,
and this would... destroy your brother.
1389
01:22:59,183 --> 01:23:02,269
- And I'm just so sorry.
- Hey.
1390
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:06,440
You have nothing
to be sorry for.
1391
01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:10,736
You saved us, Diana.
1392
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:11,862
Mm-hmm.
1393
01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:13,864
This place was done.
1394
01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:17,034
It's just another town in the
middle of nowhere, going nowhere.
1395
01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:21,288
And everyone agreed...
Yours was the best idea we had.
1396
01:23:21,747 --> 01:23:24,500
Unless you want to go back
to the two Mikes' idea of...
1397
01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,376
...ostrich meat farms.
1398
01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:32,299
Diana, you moving back
here, caring so much...
1399
01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:34,301
I mean, this whole thing...
1400
01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:39,890
Well, I just know how
proud of you your dad is.
1401
01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:43,060
And how proud your mom would be.
1402
01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:49,149
And how grateful every
single one of us are
1403
01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:52,486
for what you've done and
everything you've given.
1404
01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:56,281
It's working.
1405
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,205
Okay.
1406
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,795
What do we do about Gary?
1407
01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,507
Whatever Gary thinks he's got...
1408
01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,301
why don't we just give
him something better?
1409
01:24:41,118 --> 01:24:42,119
Hmm.
1410
01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:44,055
No, forget the rehab
thing. This is bigger.
1411
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,914
Obviously, you can't
use my name, so just,
1412
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:49,585
"Senior official with inside
knowledge of campaign strategy."
1413
01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:51,670
Yes, you are welcome.
1414
01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:53,690
- Tell me they're running it.
- They are running it.
1415
01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:55,591
- Yeah, baby!
- Shit's gonna hit the fan.
1416
01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:58,218
- Oh, feels good.
- Now, the word of the day is disappointed.
1417
01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,512
We are not mad at the
mayor. We are not shocked.
1418
01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:02,615
- We're just disappointed.
- Yeah, I am disappointed.
1419
01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:04,701
- I'm disappointed, too.
- I mean, it's disappointing.
1420
01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:06,310
It is. You know
what? He's the mayor.
1421
01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:08,729
- He betrayed us.
- He betrayed us and it's disappointing.
1422
01:25:08,812 --> 01:25:10,105
- I'm hurt.
- But I'm not mad.
1423
01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:11,898
- No, I'm disappointed.
- Me too.
1424
01:25:11,982 --> 01:25:15,277
Tonight we have this picture of
the alleged ten-year-old love child
1425
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,195
of the Wisconsin mayor
and the girl's mother.
1426
01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:19,990
We've obscured the child's
face to protect her identity,
1427
01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:23,243
but left enough clues so that
you could probably figure it out.
1428
01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,495
To discuss this important
late-breaking story
1429
01:25:25,579 --> 01:25:29,625
we go to our panel with a feature
you'll only see here on CNN,
1430
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,335
the "duodecabox."
1431
01:25:31,418 --> 01:25:32,753
What do you think?
1432
01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:36,715
Bill, Diane, Liz, Carl,
Barbra and... let's say, Craig.
1433
01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:48,310
Kaylie?
1434
01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:49,978
- Kaylie.
- Yeah?
1435
01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,938
- Can you clean this up, please?
- Sure.
1436
01:25:52,022 --> 01:25:53,857
It was an accident with
a sandwich. Thank you.
1437
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:21,510
Hey, man. Can I talk to
you about White Power?
1438
01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:33,021
No, no.
1439
01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:40,445
It has been a hard-fought campaign,
but now it's in the hands of the voters.
1440
01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:43,448
Excuse me. There's
the colonel right there.
1441
01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:44,658
Colonel, come on in.
1442
01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:46,451
- Hi, good morning.
- You get some rest?
1443
01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:48,662
- Yeah, we got a little bit.
- Excuse us, folks.
1444
01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,664
- Good morning.
- Excuse us.
1445
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,542
There he is.
1446
01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:56,169
- Billy, hey. How are you?
- Colonel. Good to see you, sir.
1447
01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:59,548
- How about a picture?
- All righty. Ha ha!
1448
01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,717
Come on, come
on. Let's go, let's go.
1449
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,511
Oh, make sure
you get this guy's ID.
1450
01:27:04,594 --> 01:27:06,346
Okay. Billy, we're
just talking to Fox.
1451
01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:07,657
- Just Fox.
- Hello. Good morning.
1452
01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:08,932
Good morning, Jack.
1453
01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,727
- Here.
- All right.
1454
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:13,478
- Your dad is really something.
- Yeah.
1455
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:14,914
- He's done a great job.
- Yeah, yeah.
1456
01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:15,939
Over here?
1457
01:27:16,022 --> 01:27:18,859
- So have you. Thank you for everything.
- My pleasure.
1458
01:27:19,317 --> 01:27:21,838
I was thinking, maybe later, if you
wanna watch the returns come in?
1459
01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:24,364
Yeah. Oh, yeah,
yeah, I'd love to.
1460
01:27:25,449 --> 01:27:30,203
Oh. Shoot. You know what? I
have to head back to the farm.
1461
01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:32,372
- But I'll see you later, okay?
- Okay.
1462
01:27:33,874 --> 01:27:35,459
Diana, aren't you gonna vote?
1463
01:27:42,716 --> 01:27:44,092
Nothing?
1464
01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:47,554
No early returns?
What about exit polling?
1465
01:27:49,014 --> 01:27:51,141
Well, is there another precinct?
1466
01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:55,645
Wh... Where else can they
vote? Was it all early voting?
1467
01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:59,524
What do you mean
nobody has voted yet?
1468
01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:01,902
Big guy? You're
gonna want to see this.
1469
01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:04,529
...smear Mayor Braun with a
falsehood of an illegitimate child,
1470
01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:08,742
which, as the report you just read
stated, is actually the man's dear niece.
1471
01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:10,994
Has the Hastings
campaign apologized?
1472
01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:13,789
No, they haven't And
it's too late for that.
1473
01:28:13,872 --> 01:28:16,416
- Braun continues to focus on the issues.
- Oh, fuck!
1474
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:19,711
And quite frankly, Brooke, the media
owes the mayor an apology as well
1475
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:22,506
for credulously covering
a poorly-sourced story...
1476
01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:25,425
- Faith. Congratulations, well done.
- What the fuck are you doing?
1477
01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:27,010
- A new low.
- Oh, yeah.
1478
01:28:27,093 --> 01:28:29,262
Like I leaked a cocked-up
story about a bastard child
1479
01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:30,907
who happens to be
the man's fucking niece.
1480
01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:32,611
- Please, Gary.
- You fed me that bullshit.
1481
01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:34,619
- You know? Go fuck yourself.
- You go fuck yourself.
1482
01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:36,245
- You go fuck yourself.
- Okay, you two.
1483
01:28:36,269 --> 01:28:38,122
Unfortunately, we're going
to have to leave it there.
1484
01:28:38,146 --> 01:28:39,356
Thank you so much, Brooke.
1485
01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:41,334
- Thanks, Brooke.
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
1486
01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:42,776
We're clear.
1487
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:45,737
- Why would I leak this, huh?
- To just make me take the bait?
1488
01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:49,115
You didn't just wanna win. You
wanted to castrate me, didn't you?
1489
01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:51,993
If I wanted to cut your dick off,
I would've done it in front of you
1490
01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:54,621
just to see the last look
of horror in your eyes.
1491
01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:59,209
- You're telling the truth.
- No shit.
1492
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:02,546
- What the fuck is going on here?
- Evan?
1493
01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:03,797
What...
1494
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:06,716
- Evan? Evan, oh, my God!
- What's up, Abby?
1495
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,094
- How the hell are you?
- How are you? Nice to see you.
1496
01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:11,054
- How's everything?
- Yeah, I mean, it's going.
1497
01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:13,181
What the hell?
1498
01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:16,226
How the hell does he
know her? Is he from here?
1499
01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:18,937
Gary, look at his
shoes. I mean, really.
1500
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:22,774
And we have Alan to thank for
bringing this man to our attention.
1501
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:24,609
- It's Evan.
- Did I happen to mention...
1502
01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:26,987
Oh, shit.
1503
01:29:27,070 --> 01:29:28,405
- What? What?
- Come on!
1504
01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:33,910
So, with 100% of
the vote counted,
1505
01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:37,289
the mayoral race is tied.
1506
01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:39,624
One vote to one vote!
1507
01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:44,671
No! Okay... No, no, no!
1508
01:29:44,754 --> 01:29:48,008
Wait, wait, wait! Hold on!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
1509
01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:54,180
I, uh... I don't know exactly
what's going on here, but it's weird.
1510
01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:57,642
- Could somebody explain what's happening?
- Well, we had an election.
1511
01:29:57,726 --> 01:29:59,811
- Yes, I know that.
- And we gave it our best.
1512
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,355
- Just didn't work out.
- Didn't work out? Jack, come on.
1513
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,524
Do you know how much
money we invested in this?
1514
01:30:04,608 --> 01:30:06,568
Yes, if the news
media is to be believed,
1515
01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:10,822
more than 45 million dollars
was raised between the two of you.
1516
01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:21,082
Oh, shit.
1517
01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,627
Did you sucker me, Jack?
1518
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,838
- I guess.
- You know what?
1519
01:30:26,922 --> 01:30:29,299
Folks, sorry, but I'm
getting all that money back.
1520
01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:32,594
- From where?
- We put millions into those PACs.
1521
01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:36,765
Well, campaign finance law says
that money needn't be accounted for.
1522
01:30:37,849 --> 01:30:40,936
Oh, my God. I gotta
give it to this place.
1523
01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:45,482
- Hey, Alan.
- It's Evan.
1524
01:30:45,565 --> 01:30:48,401
Shit weasel. You're
from this town, aren't you?
1525
01:30:48,485 --> 01:30:50,362
- Yeah.
- You set this whole thing up.
1526
01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:54,699
You set me up, huh? You are
so fired. And you're going to jail!
1527
01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:57,661
Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
It was me. I did it.
1528
01:30:58,203 --> 01:30:59,412
You?
1529
01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:05,085
- Why?
- You know...
1530
01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:10,173
It was just this weird idea I had
'cause the town needed money.
1531
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,509
So you...
1532
01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:16,554
I shot the video and then
had Evan show it to you.
1533
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:22,852
We needed 750 grand over three years
to keep the school from closing down.
1534
01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:24,813
We blew way past that.
1535
01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,190
We got enough to buy
back the base, redevelop it.
1536
01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:32,362
And the speech?
The viral speech?
1537
01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:33,947
Can I get a motion to vote?
1538
01:31:34,030 --> 01:31:36,658
Actually, I'm here about
that... Fuck, what's the word?
1539
01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:38,201
Resolution. I'll get it.
1540
01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:41,287
- Mike, you wanna help him with...
- Yeah.
1541
01:31:41,371 --> 01:31:42,831
- No.
- Just have it low and...
1542
01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:45,309
Just leave enough room
for that road sign in there.
1543
01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:47,019
- Am I supposed to have these glasses?
- No glasses.
1544
01:31:47,043 --> 01:31:49,254
I'm lost.
1545
01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:52,257
Okay, Dad, that's good,
but you have fo leave after.
1546
01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:55,593
All right, one more time. I
guess they weren't principles.
1547
01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:58,763
They're just hobbies.
1548
01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:08,815
Holy shit, I think we got it.
1549
01:32:22,662 --> 01:32:24,956
And that was really
just baiting the hook.
1550
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,292
You guys took it from there.
I was never expecting her.
1551
01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,252
Oh, I had a fucking blast.
1552
01:32:30,795 --> 01:32:32,589
So you used me.
1553
01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:36,009
We used you?
1554
01:32:37,302 --> 01:32:39,971
You guys only show up
here once every four years,
1555
01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:41,931
and only then 'cause
it's a swing state.
1556
01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:44,601
And then when it's
over, you're gone.
1557
01:32:44,684 --> 01:32:47,645
But we're still here with all the
same problems we had before,
1558
01:32:47,729 --> 01:32:50,065
just waiting around
for you to come back
1559
01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:52,776
and make the same
empty promises as last time.
1560
01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:55,612
We used the system.
1561
01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:59,449
You make millions of dollars
funneling tens of millions of dollars
1562
01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:03,078
into this election economy.
1563
01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:05,663
All we did is take a cut.
1564
01:33:07,999 --> 01:33:09,125
Mmm.
1565
01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:13,129
Well... I guess I just...
1566
01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:17,634
I thought that maybe you
and I had a little something.
1567
01:33:23,014 --> 01:33:24,641
I'm 28.
1568
01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:29,604
In what world would
this... be okay?
1569
01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:35,860
♪ .C. and LA. Parts of New
York. Miami. Maybe Dallas.
1570
01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:39,989
Look.
1571
01:33:41,241 --> 01:33:42,617
- It wasn't personal.
- Mmm.
1572
01:33:44,035 --> 01:33:46,538
- It was math.
- Math.
1573
01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:51,292
But this system? The
way we elect people?
1574
01:33:52,168 --> 01:33:55,505
It's terrifying. And exhausting.
1575
01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:58,967
And I think it's
driving us all insane.
1576
01:34:08,726 --> 01:34:12,647
The real problem is that the media is
completely complicit in this whole thing.
1577
01:34:12,730 --> 01:34:15,608
I absolutely agree. It's like Postman
said in Entertaining Ourselves.
1578
01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:17,819
- It's that news has become entertainment.
- Yeah.
1579
01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:19,612
And when that
happens, it's gone.
1580
01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:22,532
I thought he knew. I would get so
nervous every time he would come in.
1581
01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:24,885
I would just like... I couldn't
get my coffee order right.
1582
01:34:24,909 --> 01:34:27,096
- You were great. You were perfect.
- I was giving him the wrong thing.
1583
01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:31,624
- Plus, he has dreamy eyes a little bit.
- He's dashing.
1584
01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:33,418
He actually made me cry.
1585
01:34:34,210 --> 01:34:36,296
- He was like a shithead.
- Yeah.
1586
01:34:36,379 --> 01:34:39,799
It metastasizes, so it
keeps growing and...
1587
01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:42,719
Well, it becomes sort of like
any sort of autoimmune disorder.
1588
01:34:42,802 --> 01:34:45,138
- Yeah.
- It's like lupus. You know what I mean?
1589
01:34:45,221 --> 01:34:47,807
- That's actually a really great metaphor.
- It's a simile.
1590
01:34:47,891 --> 01:34:50,727
- It's like... 'Cause you said...
- 'Cause I said, "It's like."
1591
01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,010
- You said, "It's like."
- Yeah, right. It's like lupus.
1592
01:34:54,522 --> 01:34:56,608
What a clusterfuck.
1593
01:34:57,525 --> 01:34:59,319
Amen.
1594
01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:05,200
How we looking?
1595
01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:08,119
Well, they're saying
these back acres
1596
01:35:08,203 --> 01:35:11,539
are gonna become the
over-55 community health center.
1597
01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:14,876
Madison has promised a
satellite campus for the front.
1598
01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:16,002
Okay.
1599
01:35:16,085 --> 01:35:18,463
And you know that we have to
redo the septic on the back 50.
1600
01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:20,048
- We heard all about it.
- Okay.
1601
01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:22,383
- Hey, you.
- Hey, you.
1602
01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:24,761
She is something, huh?
1603
01:35:24,844 --> 01:35:25,845
Hmm.
1604
01:35:31,476 --> 01:35:32,769
Are you listening to me?
1605
01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:37,899
Are you listening to me?
1606
01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,069
Are you listening to me?
1607
01:35:41,611 --> 01:35:44,530
Oh, Gary, honey.
I'm just so excited.
1608
01:35:44,614 --> 01:35:46,658
I can't wait until we
get the cafe tables in.
1609
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:50,787
I think people are really gonna
like those a lot, you know?
1610
01:35:50,870 --> 01:35:53,539
And then we can
put the umbrellas up.
1611
01:35:53,623 --> 01:35:57,710
And people can just sit outside
and have coffee and, you know...
1612
01:35:57,794 --> 01:35:59,712
Are you... Are you
listening to me?
1613
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:03,299
Are you listening
to me? Hey, fuck up!
1614
01:36:03,383 --> 01:36:05,843
Hey, fuck up. Are
you listening to me?
1615
01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:08,388
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm listening to you.
1616
01:36:08,471 --> 01:36:11,057
You don't open a dossier for
less than two million dollars.
1617
01:36:11,140 --> 01:36:13,601
I know. That's what I'm
talking to them about right now.
1618
01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:16,562
- Two million dollars.
- God, I hate you.
1619
01:36:16,646 --> 01:36:17,647
Ditto.
1620
01:36:20,108 --> 01:36:23,361
Gary? Gary, are you there?
1621
01:36:24,696 --> 01:36:25,863
Gary?
1622
01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:28,116
Yo, Gary.
1623
01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:58,688
Colonel Jack
Hastings, Deerlaken.
1624
01:36:58,771 --> 01:37:00,732
Did the media fall
for a false narrative
1625
01:37:00,815 --> 01:37:03,067
just because it fit into
our preconceived notion
1626
01:37:03,151 --> 01:37:05,862
of the divide of this country
between red and blue
1627
01:37:05,945 --> 01:37:08,323
without actually
checking the facts?
1628
01:37:08,406 --> 01:37:09,949
Were we irresponsible?
1629
01:37:10,033 --> 01:37:13,828
Well, we're the news. Are we
not supposed to cover the news?
1630
01:37:13,911 --> 01:37:15,705
I mean, these are
newsworthy stories.
1631
01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:18,207
We're absolutely in
the right to cover them.
1632
01:37:18,291 --> 01:37:21,961
It is literally our job
to cover the news.
1633
01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:25,131
But isn't there a way to report the
news without so much speculation,
1634
01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:27,008
without a false sense of urgency
1635
01:37:27,091 --> 01:37:31,554
that causes us to breathlessly
report facts that maybe are not facts,
1636
01:37:31,637 --> 01:37:35,600
and are we framing these
stories on an artificial right-left axis
1637
01:37:35,683 --> 01:37:38,603
because that's how our
pundit economy is set up?
1638
01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:40,355
Is there a better
way to do this?
1639
01:37:45,943 --> 01:37:48,696
I'm just kidding. Unfortunately,
we have to leave it there.
1640
01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:50,865
Thank you all for watching.
1641
01:37:50,948 --> 01:37:52,617
She's kidding!
1642
01:37:58,831 --> 01:38:01,292
♪ Talking like we used to do ♪
1643
01:38:02,710 --> 01:38:05,421
♪ It was always me and you ♪
1644
01:38:06,589 --> 01:38:10,760
♪ Hold on, darling ♪
1645
01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,097
♪ This body is yours ♪
1646
01:38:14,180 --> 01:38:18,559
♪ This body is yours and mine ♪
1647
01:38:19,644 --> 01:38:24,482
♪ Well, hold on, my darling ♪
1648
01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:27,819
♪ This mess was yours ♪
1649
01:38:29,195 --> 01:38:31,948
♪ Now your mess is mine ♪
1650
01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:45,670
♪ Your mess is mine ♪
1651
01:38:46,587 --> 01:38:48,673
♪ See you in the
marketplace... ♪
1652
01:38:48,756 --> 01:38:50,967
Could something
like this happen?
1653
01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:55,179
Legally, this could
absolutely happen.
1654
01:38:55,263 --> 01:39:00,184
Somebody could create
a political organization,
1655
01:39:00,268 --> 01:39:04,188
a so-called outside
group, a super PAC, 527,
1656
01:39:04,272 --> 01:39:07,316
raise an unlimited
amount of money
1657
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:10,570
and then choose
to give that money
1658
01:39:10,653 --> 01:39:13,322
to another
organization... a charity...
1659
01:39:13,406 --> 01:39:16,242
And use it for public purposes.
1660
01:39:16,325 --> 01:39:19,579
And you don't need the
donor's consent to do that.
1661
01:39:20,163 --> 01:39:21,956
The problem we have is that
1662
01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:25,251
none of the pieces of the
system are working today.
1663
01:39:25,334 --> 01:39:28,754
You have regulators like the
Federal Election Commission
1664
01:39:28,838 --> 01:39:30,756
that don't have a
quorum, can't meet,
1665
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:33,718
and when they do, they
disagree on what the law is.
1666
01:39:33,801 --> 01:39:37,513
You have Congress deadlocked,
so it can't rewrite the laws.
1667
01:39:37,597 --> 01:39:43,144
You have the Supreme Court
that thinks almost nothing is corrupt
1668
01:39:43,227 --> 01:39:47,565
and that citizens won't
think the sale of access...
1669
01:39:47,648 --> 01:39:53,070
What the Court calls ingratiation in
return for giving money to candidates...
1670
01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,405
Is a problem.
1671
01:39:54,489 --> 01:39:55,740
So, to sum up,
1672
01:39:55,823 --> 01:39:58,743
we currently have hundreds
of millions to billions of dollars
1673
01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:00,870
that is untraceable,
1674
01:40:01,621 --> 01:40:04,040
that can pour into groups
1675
01:40:04,123 --> 01:40:07,084
that are actually
coordinating with candidates
1676
01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:10,046
who end up having to spend
a good amount of their time
1677
01:40:10,129 --> 01:40:14,717
raising more and more money to keep
up with the arms race that is occurring.
1678
01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:19,138
Uh, the money continues
to pour in and corrupt
1679
01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:23,142
not just where they spend their
time and how they spend their time,
1680
01:40:23,226 --> 01:40:27,313
but on the types of legislation that
they would even bring to the fore.
1681
01:40:27,730 --> 01:40:33,611
And the one group that would be
charged with regulating this spigot,
1682
01:40:33,694 --> 01:40:37,907
uh, doesn't meet 'cause
there aren't enough of them.
1683
01:40:38,324 --> 01:40:39,450
Yes.
1684
01:40:43,454 --> 01:40:45,289
I realize that's not
helpful to you, but...
1685
01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:47,041
It is very helpful. Thank you.
1686
01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:51,337
♪ Your mess is mine ♪
1687
01:40:54,632 --> 01:40:57,218
♪ Your mess is mine ♪
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