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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,851 WwW.SubYab.CoM Good evening, I welcome you to the third and final 2 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,937 of the 2016 presidential debates. 3 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,498 We either have a country, or we don't. 4 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,500 Rounding up people who are undocumented... 5 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,067 We have some bad hombres here. 6 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,503 ...is an idea that is not in keeping 7 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,796 - with who we are as a nation. - I tell it like it is. 8 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,156 I'm happy to compare my 30 years of experience... 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,676 The one thing you have over me is experience, but it's bad experience. 10 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:37,496 We are going to make America great again and it has to start now. 11 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,916 I hope you will give me a chance to serve as your president. 12 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:44,105 Donald Trump told the American people the truth tonight 13 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,504 as he always does. 14 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:48,131 Hillary Clinton is the real outsider. 15 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,259 Look, whatever you think you saw tonight... 16 00:00:50,342 --> 00:00:53,720 You didn't. You actually saw what I saw, and I think that the American people... 17 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,765 - Would agree with me. - As long as I say it repeatedly, doggedly. 18 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:59,059 And with unearned confidence. 19 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:00,727 I lie. 20 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:02,688 I am lying to you. 21 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,482 And you know I lie. I'm actually in this position 22 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,569 because of how effectively I lie to you. Are we clear? 23 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,946 We call this the spin room, without shame. 24 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,949 Spinning is something you do to disorient people. 25 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,451 And you all know that and yet, here we are. 26 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,328 What a wonderful play we're putting on. 27 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,623 Thank you all so much. And fuck you, America. 28 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,393 I look forward to lying to you in the future. 29 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,626 See you at the bar. 30 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,628 Thank you. 31 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,566 Shock waves across America. 32 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,027 The surprise victory defied preelection polling. 33 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,322 Tectonic plates shifting, 9.5 on the Richter scale earthquake. 34 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:56,217 So that's just a snapshot of the reaction we're getting this morning. 35 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,911 We're still trying to get our good old pal Gary Zimmer to talk to us. 36 00:01:59,995 --> 00:02:01,835 He's probably halfway to Canada by now. 37 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,790 Yeah, maybe halfway to Candadian Club. 38 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:06,376 I'd love to ask this guy what the hell he was thinking. 39 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,754 How did they blow this election? 40 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,673 Hey, guys, did you find the clip? You got it? Okay. 41 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,425 This is our good friend Gary Zimmer, 42 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,219 grand old consigliere of the Clinton campaign, 43 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,264 not even a week ago on this program. 44 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,229 - So you're confident? - Oh, no question. 45 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,518 Hillary's made her case. 46 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,772 She is the most qualified presidential candidate, 47 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,565 certainly in my lifetime... maybe ever. 48 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,567 Donald Trump will not be president. 49 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,778 Well, he is doing well in the South. 50 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,572 So maybe he can be president of the Confederacy. 51 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,658 But Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania... 52 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,493 Mika, he's not winning Pennsylvania, 53 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:40,702 he's not winning Michigan. 54 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:43,997 That Rust Belt blue wall Is impenetrable. If holds. 55 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,582 "I guarantee." 56 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,960 Well, you decided to spend almost no time there campaigning. 57 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:51,606 Was that a Carville impression? All right, so wait a minute. 58 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,882 - Tommy, try Gary again. - Google, off. 59 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,551 - We have Faith Brewster on the line. - Hey, Google, off. 60 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:59,388 Sorry, power controls is not yet supported. 61 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:00,764 Phone lady, decline. 62 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,767 - Try asking again in a different way. - Hang up. 63 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:05,018 Hey, Google, tell phone lady to hang up. 64 00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:06,871 Sorry, I'm not sure how to help with that yet. 65 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,898 - Off, off! Hey, Google, disengage! - Sorry, I'm still not sure about that. 66 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,543 - Songs aren't available on SiriusXM. - Abort! Everybody, shut up! 67 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,778 Try asking again in a different way. 68 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:38,635 ♪ You always won Every time you placed a bet ♪ 69 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,558 ♪ You're still damn good ♪ 70 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,893 ♪ No one's gotten to you yet ♪ 71 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:55,068 ♪ Every time they were sure They had you caught ♪ 72 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,197 ♪ You were quicker than they thought ♪ 73 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:04,327 ♪ You'd just turn your back and walk ♪ 74 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,039 ♪ And you're still the same ♪ 75 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:13,587 - ♪ I caught up with you yesterday ♪ - ♪ Still the same, still the same ♪ 76 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,797 ♪ Moving game to game ♪ 77 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:20,594 2> No one standing in your way ♪ 78 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:24,806 ♪ Turning on the charm ♪ 79 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:30,437 - ♪ Long enough to get you by ♪ - ♪ Still the same, still the same ♪ 80 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,398 ♪ You're still the same ♪ 81 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:40,071 ♪ You still aim high ♪ 82 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,871 ♪ Still the same, still the same ♪ 83 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:24,741 ♪ There's been a load of compromisin' ♪ 84 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:28,411 ♪ On the road to my horizon ♪ 85 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,622 ♪ But I'm gonna be ♪ 86 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:35,293 ♪ Where the lights are shinin' on me ♪ 87 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:39,714 ♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪ 88 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:47,097 ♪ Riding out on a horse In a star-spangled rodeo ♪ 89 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:52,394 ♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪ 90 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:59,693 ♪ Getting cards and letters From people I don't even know ♪ 91 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:05,115 ♪ And offers comin' over the phone ♪ 92 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,375 So if there is no further discussion, 93 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:19,462 can I get a motion to vote on resolution 1217, requiring 94 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:24,134 a valid Wisconsin driver's license or proof of US citizenship 95 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,346 to qualify for any state or municipality program or benefit 96 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:32,434 such as food stamps, welfare, and so on and so forth. 97 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,894 - So moved. - Second. 98 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,770 - Second. - I have a second. It's time... 99 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,734 - Excuse me, fellas. - Jack, I already told you. 100 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,233 You can widen the easement on Hamburg, just leave enough... 101 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:44,487 Actually, it's about that resolution you're thinking about passing. 102 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,240 With all due respect, Colonel, that discussion has ended. 103 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:50,368 Yeah. Yeah, so I heard. But, uh... 104 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:54,873 the thing is that, um... it's a bad idea. 105 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,627 - You can't... - Okay, well, I already seconded it. 106 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:01,379 - But, whatever. - I know we're in a bad spot, but... 107 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:04,966 You can't bring it back by throwing these people under the bus. 108 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,636 We're not throwing anybody under anything, Jack. 109 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,681 Money was tight when the base was still open, but now... 110 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:16,269 I mean, we just gotta be smart. We got to eliminate cheating the programs. 111 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:18,730 There's not a damn soul using those programs 112 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,333 that doesn't need 'em and you know it. 113 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:24,444 And all they need to do is produce the acceptable ID and the benefits will... 114 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:29,115 - And you know they can't do that. - Well... I don't make the rules, Jack. 115 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:36,122 I mean, I do... I guess. Not by myself. But this is over. 116 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,416 Yeah. 117 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,836 Okay, we have a motion that has been seconded. 118 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,965 - It is time to bring it to a vote. - Uh, you know, just curious. 119 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,592 You know when the river backed up, 120 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:51,721 and the folks you think might be cheating stood shoulder to shoulder with us, 121 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:56,893 stuffing sandbags for three days straight, ended up saving your store... 122 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,980 - You check their IDs then? - Discussion's closed, Jack. 123 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:03,274 You checking IDs when they're bringing food to the church potlucks? 124 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,651 Walt? 125 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,113 Enough, Jack. You had your say. 126 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:15,662 Look, we got rules here, but that don't make us bad people. 127 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:19,541 I'm not saying you're a bad person, Billy. I'm saying you're scared. 128 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,419 Hell, we all are. 129 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:27,132 Damn town went from 15,000 to five overnight, 130 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,009 and business went with it. 131 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,679 We're not bringing it back by turning on each other. 132 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:37,684 Corps taught me the chain's only as strong as its weakest link. 133 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:43,857 And Father Heuvel here taught me that I am my brother's keeper. 134 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:47,610 - Go back to that "weak link" part. - Yeah, okay. Yeah. 135 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,405 I mean, could this guy work? 136 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,575 Corps taught me the chain's only as strong as its weakest link. 137 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,661 - Hmm. Pretty good. - Mm-hmm. 138 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,998 Father Heuvel here taught me that I am my brother's keeper. 139 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:03,084 Whatever you do for the least of us, you do for the Lord. 140 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,920 Looks conservative, sounds progressive. 141 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,338 The point is... 142 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:11,176 it's easy to be strong of character in the good times. 143 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,804 The fest is the bad times. 144 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,557 If you can't live your principles then, well, 145 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,852 I guess they aren't principles, they're just hobbies. 146 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:26,149 - Where is this again? - Wisconsin. Deerlaken. 147 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,110 - Deerlaken. - Mm-hmm. 148 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,904 Gentlemen, 149 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:33,865 this square-jawed paragon of Americana 150 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,160 is our goddamn key back in the forbidden city. 151 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,662 - Well, that's my stop. - Sit. Kurt, sit. 152 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,665 - Call me when he gets here. - Nope, you're not going anywhere. No, sit. 153 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,877 And we have Alan to thank for bringing this man to our attention. 154 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,045 It's Evan. 155 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:50,048 Did I happen to mention that he is a veteran of the US Marine Corps? 156 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,050 - Yes. - And a farmer? 157 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,886 And did I happen to mention that he's a widower. 158 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:56,096 Impressive. 159 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,807 A man who makes Joe the Plumber look like Dukakis in Mom Jeans 160 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,683 and a fucking Easter bonnet 161 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:07,107 in the reddest of counties in the great now-swing state of Wisconsin is... 162 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,276 a Democrat. 163 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,986 He's a Democrat? 164 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,948 Yeah. He just doesn't know it yet. 165 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,701 Here's the idea. I get on a plane and I go to Wisconsin 166 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:23,206 and I use this guy to road-test a more rural-friendly message. 167 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,543 It's a mayoral race in the middle of nowhere. 168 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:27,877 I don't get how this helps us. 169 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,296 There are two million rural votes in these states alone. 170 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,049 If we lost them 2.7 to 1 instead of 3 to 1, 171 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,343 we win, but we didn't even try. 172 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,928 Their base turned out, ours didn't. 173 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,889 If we find a candidate to activate our base, 174 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,976 if our African-Americans... 175 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,829 and Latino communities... 176 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,522 - It's just Latino. - ...Show up, we win. 177 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:51,025 We have to get the rural voters back into the tent. Even just a little bit. 178 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,862 Well, if it's all the same to you, I'll stick with pandering 179 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:56,447 to our special-interest groups. 180 00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,158 Thank you very much. 181 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:02,495 Sí, se puede. Sí, se puede. 182 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,914 I like the idea of expanding our base. 183 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,876 Not taking any voter for granted. 184 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:10,962 It does have some merit. 185 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,820 Okay, so we'll make sure a car comes here and picks you up. 186 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,929 - And we'll make sure the driver is Frank. - Okay. 187 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,575 It's a two-hour flight, but you'll gain an hour when you get there. 188 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,685 - What is that? - The 7 Series. 189 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,770 It was the closest thing they had to your Tesla. 190 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:29,189 Just take a Sharpie and write 191 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,191 "liberal city douchebag" on my forehead, okay? 192 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,650 - Come on, guys. - Yup. 193 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,194 Um, Accord? 194 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,447 I'm traveling to America. Explorer, neutral color. 195 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,241 - And pack me like a conference. - Davos? TED? 196 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,619 - Aspen, weekend package. - Great. 197 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,080 Thank you. Oh, and, guys. You know what? Keep it simple. 198 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,166 - Simple, no frills. Thank you. - Got it. 199 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,626 - Sure. - Great. 200 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:54,672 Although if the Explorer has a Bose or a Bang & Olufsen sound package, 201 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,174 if they have it, it'd be good. 202 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,592 - Great. - Gotcha. 203 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:02,305 - Did they say anything about catering? - Not yet. 204 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,557 - Those little mozzarella balls are great. - Yeah. 205 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:08,019 - Caprese salad. Something light. Balsamic. - Balsamic, all that jazz. 206 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:09,437 Cool. 207 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,818 - Nothing. - Cool. 208 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:18,238 That's fun. 209 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,288 - Here you go, Mr. Zimmer. - Oh, thank you. 210 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:31,125 Trailing by three points with time running out, 211 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:37,215 the Packers roll 68 yards across the frozen field and into legend. 212 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,347 With only three minutes to play, 213 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,725 all the hopes and dreams of an entire season 214 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,894 rested on the shoulders of one man. 215 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,773 ♪ Like a rhinestone cowboy ♪ 216 00:12:55,566 --> 00:13:01,447 ♪ Riding out on a horse In a star-spangled rodeo ♪ 217 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,327 This is Fresh Air. I'm Terry Gross. 218 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,454 Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein 219 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:12,250 had one of the most successful musical partnerships of the 20th century. 220 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:17,338 But I also think its a canard that Hammerstein can't write funny songs. 221 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,008 She's got a beautiful voice, So let's hear her singing 222 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,801 "Everybody's Got a Home But Me." 223 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:25,555 Will you set the scene for us about where this song fits into the show? 224 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,933 Well, this young prostitute has just arrived in Monterey. 225 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:37,942 Hello. 226 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,695 - Evening. - Hey. 227 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:44,407 - What can I get ya? - How about a Bud and a burger? 228 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,786 That sounds good. Thank you so much. 229 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,538 Sure thing. Coming up. 230 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:54,083 Hey, Charlie. 231 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,590 - Tough day? - A long day. Traveling. 232 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,343 - Oh, yeah? Where from? - Washington, ♪.C. 233 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,346 Man, I ain't been there since like a school trip. 234 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,347 Can't even remember how many years ago that was. 235 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,182 - It was 29. Twenty-nine years. - Was it? 236 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,100 Twenty-nine years. Ms. Heuvel's history class. 237 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,995 - That's what it was. - Ms. Heuvel's history class. 238 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,830 Security guards chased us out of the Space Museum. 239 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,814 Well, we beat the dog shit out of the little kids. 240 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,235 Well, you guys aren't missing anything. It is a nightmare down there. 241 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,404 - Oh, yeah. - No argument there. 242 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,073 Yeah. You can say that again. 243 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,492 - Mike Staadt. - Hey. 244 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,535 - We call him Big Mike. - Yeah. 245 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:33,039 - People call me Big Mike for some reason. - Well, it's because... To tell us apart. 246 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,225 Because I'm... My name is Mike, too. But I'm Little Mike. 247 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,876 Hey. How are you? Gary. 248 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,003 - Nice to meet you. - Gary. 249 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,130 Gary from ♪.C. ♪.C. Gary. 250 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,132 He likes to give everybody nicknames, 251 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,819 so that's why he's giving you a nickname right now, which I don't think... 252 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,513 - It shows friendship and affection. - Yeah, but he doesn't need... 253 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,324 - If you don't like yours, I'll take... - No, I'm fine. 254 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:53,351 - Well, I appreciate it, Little Mike. - Okay, thank you, ♪.C. Gary. 255 00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,604 - Hey, this is our new friend, ♪.C. Gary. - Hey. How are you? 256 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,898 - Dave. - My name is Gary and I'm from ♪.C., so... 257 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,661 - That works. - Well, welcome to Deerlaken. 258 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,902 - Thank you. - Ever been to Wisconsin before? 259 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,738 - I spent a fair amount of time in Madison. - So that's a no. 260 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,324 That's not Wisconsin. 261 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,427 Actually, I'm here to see Jack Hastings. Do you know him? 262 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,246 - Oh, yeah. - Everybody knows Jack, the colonel. 263 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,081 - Great guy. - YouTube star. 264 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,126 We've got some rooms upstairs, if you need. 265 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,253 - Sure, that sounds good. - Tonya. 266 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,964 - Yeah, baby? - This gentleman here would like a room. 267 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,716 Oh, sure. What do you need, hon? 268 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,637 - Uh, anything. Any room is fine. - Okay. 269 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,724 If you have something on a high floor with a king bed and a coffeemaker... 270 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,811 - Okay, everything is on the second floor. - Perfect. 271 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,374 - They're all pretty much the same. - That's perfect. I'm easy. 272 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,566 - Anything is fine. - Take 206, it's the biggest. 273 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,861 - They're all unlocked. - Okay. Thank you so much, Tonya. 274 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,406 - Hey, so, ♪.C. Gary. - Yep? 275 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,950 - You ever been to the White House? - I have. 276 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,035 - What's that like? - What's that like? 277 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,830 - It's a lot smaller than you think. - Really? 278 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,308 'Cause I don't think we got by there on that student trip. 279 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,127 - Must not have been built at that point. - Oh, that looks delicious. 280 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,296 Thank you so much. Do you have a bottle opener? 281 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,132 - That's a... No, that's just a twist. - Bud twist-off. 282 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,050 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I know. 283 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,155 - Maybe he does need a bottle opener. - Maybe use your vest. 284 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,930 - Maybe European grip. - I got it. 285 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,348 - There we go. - There we go. 286 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,516 Cheers. 287 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,018 - Hey. - Cheers. 288 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,352 - Cheers. - Here's to you. 289 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,772 - Cheers. - Budweiser. Mmm. 290 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,524 Mmm. 291 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,735 Mm-hmm. 292 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,990 You gotta be kidding me. 293 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,290 Okay. 294 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,585 All right. 295 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,380 All right! It's fine, it's fine. 296 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,049 It's fine! 297 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,675 All right. 298 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,762 And it's... fucking locked. 299 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,305 Goddamn it. 300 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,265 Shit. 301 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,893 Oh, fuck this. 302 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,938 Oh, Deerlaken. 303 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,190 Love it. 304 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,283 Okay. 305 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,578 Everything all right? 306 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,082 - Yes. Hello? - It's Dave. 307 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,917 - Yes? - From Hofbrau Haus. 308 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,211 - Downstairs? - Yes. 309 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,838 - Oh. Okay. - Everything all right? 310 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,758 Yeah, I was just looking for a Wi-Fi password. 311 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,095 - Good luck. - Case-sensitive? 312 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,389 No, good luck getting Wi-Fi. 313 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,599 You're better off using your phone. 314 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,685 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 315 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,729 - All right, very good. Thank you. - Sure. 316 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,566 - Goodbye. - Night, Gar. 317 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,878 Everything all right? 318 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,688 Hey, ♪.C. Gary! 319 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,982 Hey, Gary. 320 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,568 Hey. 321 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,362 Good morning, Gary. 322 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,246 - Excuse me, Gary. - Hi, Gary. 323 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,129 - Well, hello, Gary. - Hey. 324 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,214 The Mikes told me that you're up from ♪.C. 325 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,384 and I figured that you might be on the hunt for some good caffeine. 326 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,677 Yes, um... 327 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,431 - Sure. May I have a... - Coffee? 328 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,683 - A coffee. - Cream, two sugars. 329 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,061 Not how I like it, but, good. 330 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,272 And if you don't mind, when you head up to Jack's, can you give him this? 331 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,192 Jack, he gets a little cranky if he doesn't get his Linzers. 332 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:16,155 Oh, and I put a little streusel in there for you, too. 333 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,115 Just made it. Still warm. 334 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,996 - Mmm. Okay. - No, no, no. 335 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,706 You're saving me a trip, so... 336 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,922 - Um, okay. - Okay. 337 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,761 - Bye, Gary. - Okay, bye! 338 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,723 - Have a good one. - Thank you! You have a good one. 339 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,685 Hey, guys, have a good one. 340 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,062 Hey, lady, have a good one. 341 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,023 All right. Is everybody having a good one? 342 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,526 What the fuck? 343 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,122 Oh, my God. 344 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,249 Oh, fuck! 345 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,344 Oh! Fuck me! 346 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,887 Oh, God! 347 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,701 Mmm. 348 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,511 God! Aah! 349 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,807 Oh, God! 350 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,227 Sonny! Muffin! Stand down. 351 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,062 Oh. Hey. 352 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,982 You Ann's new delivery guy? 353 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,694 I'm sorry. I'll go back and get you some more of those. 354 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,198 No, it's fine. I'll probably end up giving them most of 'em anyway. 355 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,953 Um, okay. Okay. 356 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,289 That's an angry labradoodle. 357 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,084 Oh. It's really beautiful out here. 358 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,879 Really takes me back. 359 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,756 Are you a farm boy? 360 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,468 Uh, no. Political consultant. 361 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,223 Well, sir, I saw your video on the Internet. 362 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,516 The town hall you busted up. 363 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,267 Um... 364 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:54,230 your comments on the responsibility to the least of us moved me deeply. 365 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,524 - Grab a bucket. - And I'll grab a bucket. 366 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,692 And here they come. Okay. 367 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:03,280 I think, increasingly, we have lost the capacity to see each other. 368 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,535 Empathy for those that we don't resemble. 369 00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,537 Not to say partisanship has no place, 370 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:14,250 but certainly not at the level of toxicity that our current debate incorporates. 371 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,839 "No man left behind" is your ethos as a marine. 372 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,633 I think it's especially poignant in this day and age. 373 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:26,762 Your words spoke to values, not identity. So important. 374 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,401 Ohh. 375 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:50,494 It was Abraham Lincoln who said, "An appeal to our better angels." 376 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,131 You came out of there pretty fast. Did you wash? 377 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,065 Okay. Here it is. 378 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:26,155 I want you to be the Democratic candidate for mayor of Deerlaken. 379 00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,517 Now, I know you probably don't think that you're a Democrat, 380 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,662 but after watching your speech, I can assure you that you are. 381 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:37,374 And I would like to offer my company's services to help you do so. 382 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,593 Well... I thank you. 383 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,802 You're welcome. 384 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,097 - No, thanks for the help today. - My pleasure. 385 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,893 But all things being equal, 386 00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,228 I'd rather not. 387 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:02,775 All right. 388 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:07,905 Can I... be completely honest with you? No bullshit. 389 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,950 Be nice. My daughter's here. 390 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:14,662 That was your daughter? With her arm up the cow? 391 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:15,996 Okay. Look. 392 00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:20,209 Democrats are getting their asses kicked 393 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,963 because guys like me don't know how to talk to guys like you. 394 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,384 I really believe that you believe what I believe, 395 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,178 that what is happening in this town is wrong. 396 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,806 What is happening in this country is wrong. 397 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,766 People are turning their backs on each other. 398 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:38,435 We are forgetting that we need each other. 399 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:41,647 What you said in your speech: "Strong as the weakest link." 400 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,566 Do you mean that? Did you mean it when you said that? 401 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:48,070 Because if you did, I think that you have an obligation 402 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,364 to try to strengthen those weak links. 403 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,199 And you can do it. You can do it. 404 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,619 You can do it in this sort of position. 405 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,872 You can help strengthen those weak links. 406 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,377 You can achieve that. 407 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:10,300 Okay. All right. 408 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,011 You know what? 409 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,016 All due respect, Colonel. 410 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:20,853 Anybody can make a speech. The real test is backing up your words. 411 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,647 The things that you said to those folks in that meeting, 412 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,399 was that principle? 413 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,569 Or was that just a hobby? 414 00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,321 Let me know. 415 00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,199 Why does he need three guns? 416 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,185 Ow! 417 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,562 Ow, God! 418 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,148 I'm sorry if I startled you, sunshine. 419 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,485 Don't you people believe in locks? 420 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,571 Or privacy, or basic social contracts? 421 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,865 Yeah. Tonya let me in. 422 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:19,703 I told her I had something important I needed to talk to you about. 423 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:25,042 - You'll do it? - Under one condition. 424 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:26,668 Great. Name it. 425 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,089 You run the damn thing. 426 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,926 I got the farm to worry about. Don't have any idea how to even start. 427 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,887 I will have one of my top guys make himself available to you. 428 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,556 No. No, that's not gonna do it. You. 429 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,393 The deal is you run it from here. 430 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:48,023 I checked you out. You got one hell of a portfolio. 431 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,611 So... deal? 432 00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:01,411 I'd like a big clump of the cows right here in the center. 433 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,624 - Do you copy me? - Yes, sir! 434 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,544 Okay. If you can just move them over that way. 435 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,837 Yep! 436 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,799 And if you can get some of 'em to face front! Oh, my God. 437 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,009 Hey there, Colonel. 438 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,803 Gary. 439 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,140 Bobby, thanks a million for coming out here. 440 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:24,226 - I'll certainly vote for you. - Thank you all, folks, for coming. 441 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,854 This is just a quick kickoff. 442 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:29,815 Let's make you look a little more like farmer Jack 443 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,318 and less like certified public accountant Jack. 444 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,487 - There you go. - Okay. 445 00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:36,989 Oh... 446 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,615 No, no. That's okay. That's okay. 447 00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,450 - Donny, right? - Michael. 448 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,661 Michael, we can just boom him, okay? 449 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,873 The pole with the thing on the end? Do you do sound, Michael? 450 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,709 Chuck does sound, but he's at the lake with his family. 451 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,337 Okay. Well, that's too bad that he's... That's okay. We'll just go without. 452 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,214 - Thank you, Donny. - Thank you, son. 453 00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:57,676 Okay. Let's give it a try. There you are. 454 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,180 - And this is...? - Why you are running for mayor. 455 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:03,473 Wow. 456 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:07,060 I quote Patton... and Jesus. 457 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,397 Paraphrase. And you can't go to the prom without a corsage. 458 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,318 Let's make magic. 459 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:19,072 All right. Thank you for coming. Can we quiet the cows, please? 460 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,282 Thank you! 461 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,827 Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel Jack Hastings. 462 00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:29,833 So, uh... 463 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,252 I am Colonel Jack Hastings 464 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:35,505 and I'm running for mayor. 465 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:43,222 So, uh... 466 00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,765 How we doing? 467 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,976 All right, beautifully put. 468 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:53,023 Are there any questions for the colonel? Anyone? 469 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,693 "Bueller?" 470 00:28:56,777 --> 00:29:00,072 - Uh, yes. Colonel? - Yes. Name and affiliation, please. 471 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,574 - It's Dan. - Name and affiliation, please. 472 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,409 I'm Dan? 473 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,412 Go ahead, Daniel. Easy on the cows! 474 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,874 Um, yes. Mr. Hastings... Colonel. Could you say that again? 475 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,210 Because I don't think my recorder was on. 476 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,840 - Do it again? - Hey, you know what? 477 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,009 It's okay. We'll get it. 478 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,678 Okay, this one... 479 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,097 What I'm looking for... 480 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,308 Don't put all the black ones in the center. 481 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,811 He's running as a moderate, okay? 482 00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:34,815 And if you could get some facing this way, that would be helpful. 483 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,942 More local news tonight out of Deerlaken. 484 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,820 Former marine Colonel Jack Hastings announcing today 485 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,947 that he's running for mayor as a Democrat. 486 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,949 While Braun may have an incumbent's advantage, 487 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:47,786 political insiders say Hastings is likely to give him a run for his money. 488 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,138 Happening now, a major ballot... 489 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,206 Well, how much is this gonna cost? 490 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,458 You let me worry about that. 491 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,253 What I need from you are people. Volunteers. 492 00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:59,214 We got a lot of legwork if we're going to make a noise in this thing. 493 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,675 - More coffee? - Oh, I'm good. 494 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,845 - No, I'm good, Lizzie. Thanks. - You know what I do need? 495 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:09,516 I need a couple buckets of that gravy so I can take a bath in it. 496 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:14,313 It's so good. Delicious. 497 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:19,151 - My compliments to the chef. - I'll let Ziggy know. 498 00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,737 Great. That oughta cheer him up. 499 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,699 - Just the check, Lizzie. - Will do, Jack. 500 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,869 What's the deal with the happy chef? 501 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:33,081 Oh, Ziggy's all right. He owns the place. 502 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:36,084 And he may be a bit peeved about the election thing. 503 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,211 He's Mayor Braun's brother. 504 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,756 Why isn't this place called Braun's? 505 00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:45,677 A Hansen has owned this place since probably... Korea. 506 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,015 Bobby Hansen started it, his kids ran it for years 507 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,309 and had to sell once the base closed, 508 00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:56,188 but no matter who owns it, it'll always be Hansen's. 509 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,940 Base closing really hammered this place. 510 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,318 Yeah, it did. 511 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:04,279 More than half of our storefronts are shut down. 512 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,866 In fact, we're losing our high school if we can't come up with the funding. 513 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:11,912 But no matter what folks might wish for here... 514 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,164 it ain't coming back. 515 00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,666 "Vote for Jack Hastings, 516 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,270 'cause no matter what you wish for, it ain't never coming back." 517 00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:23,632 - I like it. It's good. - Well, I'm not gonna lie to people. 518 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:27,511 No, I know. I know. I was just being witty and cynical. 519 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:31,765 Can't win a battle if you're not honest about what you're really up against. 520 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,934 No, you cannot. 521 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,938 Not enough for a bath, 522 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:40,107 but you can get a good foot soaking. 523 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,028 Thank you. A straw! 524 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,825 All right, let's bring it in. Everybody in. 525 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,828 - Ohh! Phone bank! - Phone bank. 526 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,871 Well, you'll get it next time. Okay! 527 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,707 I want you to be upbeat. I want you to be positive. 528 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,377 Active participation is what we're looking for. 529 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:04,256 Would they volunteer? Would they donate? Can we drop off a lawn sign? 530 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:06,091 Would they donate? 531 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,218 Would they donate? 532 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,345 Yes, write that down. That's good. 533 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,974 Got some sample scripts for you there. Contact list there. 534 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,517 To the ramparts! 535 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,021 - That means, go. You can begin. - Oh! 536 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,649 Now, you guys are my A team. 537 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:25,152 So first we're going to take these lawn signs 538 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,029 and we're going to put them in all available public spaces. 539 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,532 I want them visible, but not obnoxiously so. 540 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,285 Isn't it a little early for lawn signs? 541 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,873 I'm sorry, she just, um... 542 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:41,543 'Cause just around here, sometimes people aren't so keen. 543 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,880 But then, I do appreciate that you got the signs made. 544 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,467 I mean, we've always used lawn signs. They've worked for hundreds of years, so... 545 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,010 - Great. - Yeah, let's just use "em." 546 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,012 Great. All right. Ann? 547 00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:54,014 - I want you to take the downtown area. - Okay. 548 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,726 Martha, Dave, how about everything west of 397 549 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,579 And, Diana, I'd like you to stay here. 550 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,730 - Hello? - To do... 551 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,816 Hi, this is Mathew, and I'm a volunteer calling with Jack... 552 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,569 Hello? 553 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,196 What are you doing? 554 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,698 - Zimmer. - Good morning, Mr. Zimmer. 555 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,201 My name is Michael, calling on behalf of Colonel Hastings... 556 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,579 Guys? Guys? Guys, guys. All right, this is what's happening here. 557 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,915 You're calling off the office contact list. 558 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,502 This is the voter contact list, so... Yeah, I know. 559 00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:28,173 I want you to call the voter contact list. We're already voting for the colonel. 560 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:31,426 Okay? Good. Let's go do the signs, too. 561 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,719 Oh, my God. 562 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,930 Keep doing that, guys. 563 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,398 Gar! Hey, ♪.C. Gary. 564 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,734 - Hi. - Hey, Gar, come on over. 565 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,070 Okay. All right. 566 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,447 - You got... - Nothing, nothing, nothing. 567 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,324 That is a six. That is a five. 568 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,618 And a four. Look at that, and a seven. 569 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,203 I'm keeping it, baby! 570 00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,829 Ahh! 571 00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:02,832 Hey, everybody. This is ♪.C. Gary. 572 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:04,167 He's staying above the Hofbrau. 573 00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:05,669 - Hey! - Good to see you. 574 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,064 - Welcome to the ambassador's lounge. - Thank you very much. 575 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,298 - Hear you're in town helping the colonel. - Yes, I am. 576 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,592 - He's a good man. - He is. He is a good man. 577 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,263 - So, is this your campaign office here? - This? 578 00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,891 No, this is the ambassador's lounge, 579 00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:25,564 an elite social club of the area's top entrepreneurs, athletes and raconteurs. 580 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:26,690 It's a shithole. 581 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:30,610 Hey, guys. Jack's already got lawn signs printed up. 582 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,033 Well, I gotta head out. 583 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:40,620 Got a lot of work to catch up on. Pleasure meeting everybody. 584 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,207 Hey, Father, you want to go with him? He might need a miracle or two. 585 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:47,794 This town hasn't had a Democrat mayor since La Follette ruled these parts 586 00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,463 and hasn't had a Democratic Party since the '70s. 587 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,717 It's gonna take a little bit more than lawn signs. 588 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,386 Okay. 589 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:08,148 Colonel Jack Hastings. Tempered by war. 590 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,775 A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. 591 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,278 Driven by faith. 592 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,322 I am my brother's keeper. 593 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:20,368 A new kind of Democrat. A Democrat for the heartland. 594 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:24,414 Jack Hastings, a redder kind of blue. 595 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,458 Paid for by Real Americans for... 596 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,084 What are you up to, Zimmer? 597 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:32,422 I am telling you, guys, Jack could be the real deal. 598 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,050 - On a national level. - On a national level? 599 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,260 It's like he's a cross between... 600 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:41,097 - MacArthur and elk jerky. - Wait. What? 601 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,475 And one of those machines that test grip strength. 602 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,728 - Sounds too good to be true. - Oh, my God. 603 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,772 Semicolon. 604 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,524 She took the bait. 605 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,110 It's on here, boys. Game on. 606 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,282 - And let him be the star. You know? - Yeah. 607 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,408 So... 608 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:03,286 ♪ A little bit of Hastings all the time ♪ 609 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:06,039 ♪ We're gonna win the election Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 610 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,208 Oh, yeah. Oh, here I am. 611 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,585 Yes! Hello, party people. 612 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:14,964 Oh, it's a beautiful day to be alive and on the vanguard of change. 613 00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:18,218 Who wants something to eat? They're so delicious. 614 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,098 Okay. 615 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,309 What's going on? Why all the long faces? 616 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,729 Do you not see it? The billboard. 617 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:33,942 The one on Main with the giant "Vote for Mayor Braun"? 618 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,151 - Yes. - What about it? 619 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,697 - What about it? - That's the McGregor Ford billboard. 620 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,198 Okay. 621 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:43,076 Okay, so it's been the McGregor Ford billboard for probably 40 years. 622 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,494 God only knows how much it cost. 623 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,038 And it looks like Braun has taken over Jerry's old office 624 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,748 as some sort of campaign headquarters. 625 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,875 Wait a second, wait a second. Hold on, hold on. 626 00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:55,255 Um, are you telling me that the mayor, who's running for reelection, 627 00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:59,300 has decided to advertise his campaign for mayor 628 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,804 and he's doing it from a campaign office? 629 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,223 Oh, my God! Ohh, this is... 630 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,518 This is overwhelming to me. Oh, my God! 631 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,979 I don't... I... What... 632 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,732 I have the vapors, I... I'm hyperventilating. 633 00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:17,402 - Why are these spoons just sitting there? - You don't get it. 634 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,614 - Sorry! Sorry. Sorry. - You don't get it. 635 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,325 Do you have any idea how much that costs? 636 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,411 Well, that space is 3,800 square feet 637 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,788 and it rents for $20 a square foot yearly. 638 00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,958 Prorated to two months is 7,600 dollars. 639 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:35,253 The billboard... A little bit harder to decipher. 640 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:39,048 But I'd say based on the location and Mayor Braun's desperation, 641 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:40,925 8K all in. 642 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,471 Design and printing included. I don't know, maybe something like that? 643 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:47,056 Well, there's no way that Braun's got that much money. 644 00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:50,435 Unless... this little campaign of ours 645 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,438 has caught the attention of the National Republican Party, 646 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,399 and they are sending money and reinforcements. 647 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:01,070 It's okay. It's exactly what we wanted to happen. 648 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:06,618 They are scared. On a national level. 649 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,537 They are scared of Colonel Jack. 650 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:15,084 So we have to plan our next move. Come here. 651 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:17,962 Gather round. 652 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,048 We are going to need 653 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:23,676 something a little like... that. 654 00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:33,269 - And you scroll down... - There's a donate button. 655 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,689 Well, the money be just one clicky away. 656 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,818 And one clicky goes to where? 657 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:42,779 - Our website. - We don't have a web... 658 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,244 Awesome. 659 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,204 Good slogan, right? 660 00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,206 You've been one step ahead the whole time. 661 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,875 Well, three or four. But thank you very much. 662 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:58,378 - I will take that. - Oh, wow. 663 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,030 Mmm. 664 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,117 Mm. 665 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,078 Know how I knew you were here? 666 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,497 Your pussy tingled. 667 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,500 Semicolon on the billboard. 668 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,753 Classic Faith Brewster over-punctuation. 669 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:45,383 Look, Zim, you all punched your ticket on a changing demographic 670 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,385 and now whitey don't want you back. 671 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,889 Okay, Jeb, exclamation point. 672 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,308 So why are you here? 673 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,977 Because I enjoy demoralizing you. 674 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:59,480 Because crushing the last piece of hope in your eyes really gets me off. 675 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:04,527 You are a twisted fuck, Faith. 676 00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,362 And you don't know Jack. 677 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,992 Please don't tell me that is the campaign slogan you came up with. 678 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,539 This guy, Zim, he's not the last Jedi. 679 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,626 And even if he were, I'd still crush him, because that's what I do. 680 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:22,003 You realize in that analogy, you're Darth Vader. 681 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,588 Whatever you say, nerd. 682 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,214 - It was good to see you. - Yeah. 683 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:26,466 You look fat. 684 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,096 Hmm. 685 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,600 Divine, Ann. You have to tell me your secret sometime. 686 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,855 I would never tell you. 687 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,149 Never tell her. 688 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,568 Cream, two sugars. 689 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,696 - No, that's not how I take it. - I know, but... 690 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,324 And here's some streusel I made for you. It's still warm. 691 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,218 - No, no. I can't. - These are cookies I made for you. 692 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,262 - I'm getting fat. I can't do that. - They're called "The Garys." 693 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,163 Thank you. No, I appreciate it. Thank you. 694 00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:59,141 - Okay, bye-bye. Thank you. - Okay. All right then. 695 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:02,205 - All right then. Bye-bye. Have a good day. - Okay. Up all night for nothing. 696 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,686 - Coming back. Here you go. - Just today. 697 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,547 - Okay. - Thank you. 698 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:08,883 - Bye-bye now. Bye-bye. - Bye, Gar. 699 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,095 Have a good one. 700 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,488 Okay, good night. 701 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,116 Oh, hey. Good night. I didn't know anybody else was here. 702 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,160 I just wanted to make sure everything was set for tomorrow. 703 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,496 I was just finishing up the pamphlets on immigration. 704 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:43,126 Ooh. That sounds complicated. I hope the small minds can manage. 705 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,921 I'm sorry about that. 706 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,382 Sometimes messaging for the base 707 00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:52,510 doesn't resonate with the broader electorate. 708 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,513 Oh. Okay. 709 00:41:56,264 --> 00:42:00,601 So to flatter them, you have to condescend to us. 710 00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:03,479 I get it. 711 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:06,899 Uh, no, no, that wasn't... 712 00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:09,152 That wasn't what... 713 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,658 Sorry. 714 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,414 How's your dad doing? Is he okay? Nervous? 715 00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:25,293 - No. - No? Well, why would he be? 716 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,795 He's been through a war. He's not gonna sweat a fish fry. 717 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,380 No, he doesn't really get nervous. 718 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:32,008 Mm-mm. Just quiet. 719 00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,302 Right. 720 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:41,225 Runs in the family. 721 00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,065 - Maybe. - Ohh. 722 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:54,781 Yes, my mom was really more the talker. 723 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,200 She was... 724 00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,413 You ever know anyone that just lit up a room? 725 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,459 Mm-hmm. 726 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,961 - Well, she was that. - Yeah. 727 00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,380 - She sounds great. - Yeah. 728 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:16,135 So, why did your dad get involved with all this? 729 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,888 I mean, why speak at that meeting? 730 00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:23,726 Why run when it involves talking and people? 731 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:29,774 I think he just loves this town, you know? 732 00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,901 I think he'd do anything to save it. 733 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:33,945 What about you? 734 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:43,412 I guess I would do just about anything to save him. 735 00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:58,928 I'll just take one. 736 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,015 Hey, how are you? 737 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,184 Pamphlet? Vote for Colonel Jack. 738 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,480 Vote for Colonel Jack. 739 00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:14,652 Any kind of genealogy. It's an incredible database. 740 00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:16,904 - Yeah. - All your information is in there. 741 00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:26,956 Hey, Gary. 742 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,917 Sorry I'm late. I was just waiting for these to get finished. 743 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:33,504 Beer koozies might be a little more helpful than just the pamphlets. 744 00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,928 How big is that booth? 745 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,350 - Faith. - Gary. 746 00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:50,146 You seem to be doing a brisk business. "Deerlaken: Always." 747 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:54,192 So, apparently "Deerlaken über alles" was copyrighted? 748 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:55,915 Well, we were gonna go with "I'm with him" 749 00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,112 until we remembered how fucking stupid it sounded. 750 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,657 No, no, no. I love it. I love the whole town genealogy angle. 751 00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:05,453 It's got a real, bold "You ain't from around here" flavor. 752 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:09,123 With subtle notes of xenophobia. 753 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,083 Not to mention the cognitive dissonance 754 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,544 that your booth is basically a love letter to immigration. 755 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,754 That's a great observation. 756 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:17,298 So all these people are hypocrites? I'd run with that. 757 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,967 - All you have is fear. - Now we're getting somewhere. 758 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,887 Twenty bucks says I do better with fear than you do with shame. 759 00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:25,556 - Oh. - Okay. It's all set, Miss Brewster. 760 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,558 Thank you, sweetie. 761 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:29,101 Well, well, well. 762 00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,980 I'm really sorry, Mr. Z. I like working with you guys. 763 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:35,650 But I'm saving up for a car and she's paying us. 764 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,485 "Yay. She's paying us." 765 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:41,280 Wow, way to stand up for what you believe in there... 766 00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,158 - M... - It's Michael. 767 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,661 Michael. I know his name is Michael. 768 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,455 I know it. I was pausing for effect. Michael. 769 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:51,832 - Thank you, Michael. - Character is destiny, Michael. 770 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,236 - Character is destiny. - Don't listen to him. He's a jerk. 771 00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,920 Ooh. Good burn. 772 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,005 Jack has lived here for 30 years. 773 00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,300 You really think you can run a campaign that paints him as a carpetbagger? 774 00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:03,844 Probably not. But I think I can run one that says you are. 775 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,513 - Beer koozie. - Oh, my God. 776 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,392 Oh, Hastings koozie. 777 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,435 - Yeah. - Touché. 778 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:14,689 That's right. That's in our booth. What do you think of that? 779 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,899 What do you think of that right there? 780 00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,277 Boom, boom. What do you think of that? 781 00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,112 - Don't... - Ohh! 782 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,197 Sorry. Not you, Dot. 783 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,575 Oh, Dot. 784 00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:19,670 - We're not doing this. - What? 785 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:21,964 Ugh. 786 00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:23,382 You go through my stuff? 787 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:30,056 - Why here? You have your own room. - I don't want to smoke alone. 788 00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,099 Oh, come on. Are... Really? 789 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,185 - Lord. - Ha ha! 790 00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,480 Gary, I'm bored. 791 00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:39,607 Please, can we just forget it? 792 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,276 You've made your point. There's Democrats with calloused hands. 793 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,029 Gonna bode very well for the midterms, I promise. 794 00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,864 But can we all just go back to Washington 795 00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,949 and forget that we ever made camp in a place 796 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,660 where the shit you skim off milk is considered a food? 797 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:54,163 They are called cheese curds and they are delicious. 798 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,791 - They're disgusting. - And you can't make poutine without them. 799 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,834 - Come on. Please? - Go. 800 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,795 You can go. You don't have to be here. 801 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:04,131 I made these people a promise. I'm a good person. 802 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,759 It's your last chance, Zim. I'm gonna make a big deal of this. 803 00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:08,844 Tons of press, lots of money. 804 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,406 You're gonna lose and then you're gonna look like a giant asshole. 805 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,932 Good. That's what I want. 806 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:16,560 Not the asshole, but for you to make a big deal of this. 807 00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:19,063 I want it to be a big deal. It is a big deal. 808 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,358 - Well, let's make it interesting. - Okay, why don't we? 809 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,444 The loser has to eat the winner's pussy out for an hour. 810 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:29,115 You better grab a big old bib 'cause it's chow time. 811 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,034 Dick chow time. 812 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:36,705 "Cause I'm gonna win, and you're gonna have to eat my dick for an hour." 813 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:41,210 And you know something? That's a long time dick-eating wise. 814 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,046 A long time! 815 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,049 To eat my dick. 816 00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:57,643 In a dangerous world gone mad, we need emotionally stable leadership. 817 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:03,858 Only Mayor Braun is stable enough to keep Deerlaken safe. 818 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,610 To keep Deerlaken, Deerlaken. 819 00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,530 I gotcha! 820 00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:14,160 I'm Mayor Braun, and I approved this message. Here. 821 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,830 Paid for by Traditional Wisconsin Families for Faith and Freedom. 822 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:20,875 What's that mean? 823 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,118 They've taken the office Just across from mine. 824 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,088 They're definitely ramping up, so I'm gonna need the full crew. 825 00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:29,133 If Zimmer wants to take a stand in Turdsville, USA, 826 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,926 I say we bury him here. 827 00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:35,514 Sorry. Not a turd. Heart and soul of America. 828 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:38,767 - Get me the nerdy guy from Analytics. - Who's that? 829 00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,051 I don't know his name. 830 00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:42,062 He wears glasses and plaid. 831 00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:44,190 - Has a very complicated beard. - Which one? 832 00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:46,817 How the fuck does that not narrow it down? 833 00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:49,653 - God-fucking-damn it! - What? 834 00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,072 Then send me everyone, by yesterday. 835 00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,533 I'll get on it. 836 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,379 Sorr... Hey, Dot. 837 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:12,343 - Gary. - Hey, big guy? 838 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,136 - Yes. - We got a problem. 839 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:19,642 What's up? Having trouble rounding up focus groups? 840 00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:21,227 -Shh. 841 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,191 I don't even know what to say. 842 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,985 Hey, hey, everybody! 843 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:32,905 Do we know why we have dial-up in this space? 844 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,449 Duffy had it upgraded right before he closed his shop. 845 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:38,744 - Upgraded from what? - Nothing. 846 00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,997 Well, is there any way we could piggyback Wi-Fi from some place? 847 00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,499 There's a place where the kids go, 848 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:45,793 and they do homework and they play games and whatnot. 849 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,045 - I know the password. - Okay. 850 00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,422 Solving problems. 851 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,352 Listen, I... 852 00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,938 I don't think you're allowed to be here 853 00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:08,774 unless you're on official school business, so... 854 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:12,236 - Okay, look, Officer... - Tommy. 855 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:16,365 Officer Tommy. Um, we are with the Hastings campaign, 856 00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:19,952 and we're trying to get some work done here... it's sort of time-sensitive. 857 00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:21,912 So, um... 858 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,957 Okay, here we go. Here is a pen. 859 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:29,420 - And one of these beer thingies. - Koozie. 860 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:30,546 Koozie. 861 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:31,880 And, uh... 862 00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:34,425 thank you for your service. 863 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,441 Oh, for God's sakes. 864 00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:54,194 Hello, boys. 865 00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:56,780 Gentlemen, these are children! 866 00:51:57,364 --> 00:51:58,407 -Hey. 867 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,610 - Great job, guys. - Do you know what that looks like? 868 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,788 Sitting in your car? A bunch of boys on a computer? 869 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:13,255 No, no, no. Thank you. 870 00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,467 I see they sprung you from detention, huh? 871 00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:20,095 Yeah. Apparently, small-town hospitality doesn't apply to Wi-Fi. 872 00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:23,849 They're not too keen on strangers staking out a school parking lot. Kids and all. 873 00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:26,226 Yeah. In hindsight, that makes complete sense. 874 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:29,194 - Guys? Could I talk to you for a sec? - Yeah. 875 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,315 In my office? Come on in. 876 00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,859 Have a seat. You can leave the door open. 877 00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:34,985 Here's the deal. 878 00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:37,446 Our opponents are pumping 879 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,990 way more into this than I ever expected them to. 880 00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:45,079 This rink y-dink stuff is not gonna fly. We need to up our fund-raising game. 881 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:50,250 Okay. Let's... Sure, do you want to do like a street fair or...? 882 00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:51,835 That's a good idea. 883 00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:55,631 No, it's not a good idea. Don't... No, we're not gonna do that. 884 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,549 Have you ever been to New York? 885 00:53:01,637 --> 00:53:04,598 Oh, my God. Please unplug it. Please unplug it! 886 00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:07,768 Unplug it! 887 00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,231 I'm just looking at the guest list here. 888 00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:14,858 Great. Great turnout. 889 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:19,029 Especially considering the short notice. Really good. 890 00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:23,283 Mmm. Ever have one of those? 891 00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:28,956 - Green beans? - Haricot vert. 892 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,918 Well, that's... French for green beans. 893 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,421 These are more delicate... 894 00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,881 thinner, more flavorful. 895 00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:43,053 - I didn't know you spoke French. - Mm. 896 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:49,393 - Would you like something? - No. 897 00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:55,065 Is this too loud? 898 00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:09,705 Hmm. 899 00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,557 Richard and Ginnie Peeler are hosting. 900 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,227 He's a hedge fund swell, she's been saving the Hudson for about 25 years. 901 00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:35,022 Richard Peeler? Yeah. Got it. 902 00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:39,902 Are you like 127 903 00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:45,091 It's not only that the sand traps are deeper, 904 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,534 but the quality of the sand at... 905 00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:51,246 - Excuse me. Gary! - Hey, Dick. Peeler. 906 00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:53,665 Gary. Thank you for coming. 907 00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:55,876 Oh, my pleasure. Thanks for having us. 908 00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:58,062 - We're really, really excited. - We're excited. 909 00:54:58,086 --> 00:55:01,799 Jack? Jack. I'd like you to meet Richard Peeler. 910 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,943 - What an honor. - Jack Hastings. Very nice to meet you. 911 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:06,678 - Thank you for having us. - It's really an honor, yeah. 912 00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:11,642 No, it's, you know, the authentic thing here. I see that. 913 00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:14,228 It's amazing. Can I get you something to drink? 914 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,729 Sure. What would you like? 915 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:20,651 Uh, I'd like a little... tea, chamomile, if you have it. 916 00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:23,695 All right. That's fine. You want a scotch. 917 00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,531 - Yes, please. - Yes, I know that. 918 00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,579 Does this have alcohol? 919 00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:36,041 He's a criminal. Oh, thank you. 920 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,794 He's a criminal, trust me. I've done deals with him. 921 00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:41,588 Our democracy is falling apart. We're gonna lose it. 922 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,507 Tom Friedman had a great line. 923 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,568 I like to say he's the Bitcoin of presidents. 924 00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:47,278 Her whole dress line was made in China. 925 00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:49,304 The man is mentally ill. 926 00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:52,516 - Fuckface Von Clownstick. - I'm mad. We should all be mad. 927 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,977 I mean, what kind of person hunts elephants? 928 00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:58,814 There's not a whole lot of the... What did you call it? 929 00:55:58,897 --> 00:56:00,899 - Farm to table. - The farm to table. 930 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:04,486 I mean, I guess it all kind of, uh... 931 00:56:05,487 --> 00:56:09,324 all goes from farms to tables of some kind. 932 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:18,000 We're so excited that you're all here, and we are so thankful 933 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:20,085 to our old friend for presenting us 934 00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:23,922 with another informative and stimulating evening. 935 00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,299 Oh. 936 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:27,759 You know him. You love him. 937 00:56:27,843 --> 00:56:29,177 And sometimes hate. 938 00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:31,722 - Hate writing the checks, but, you know... - Yeah. 939 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:36,143 - Gary. - Thank you. Thanks so much. 940 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:39,104 Thanks for coming. And thank you... 941 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:43,692 Keep that going for the Peelers, please. Their tremendous hospitality. 942 00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:47,171 Listen, I'm not going to take up too much of your time other than to say 943 00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:49,031 thank you all for being here. 944 00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:50,824 One thing I do want to say, though, 945 00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:54,578 is that Colonel Jack Hastings 946 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:58,248 is the embodiment of America's real greatness. 947 00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:02,085 Service to nation, hard work, faith. 948 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:06,006 Republicans don't own those values. Do they? 949 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:08,091 They don't own 'em. They can't. 950 00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:11,803 Inclusion. That's the most important of all. 951 00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:16,099 But sometimes we get comfortable in our own little ideological bubbles. 952 00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:19,478 I see them. You can't see them necessarily, but I see 'em. 953 00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:22,397 There's a little bubble there, there's a little bubble there, 954 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,608 and we forget to reach out, 955 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:28,904 to find empathy and understanding across 956 00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:31,198 religious, or racial, 957 00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:33,659 or just plain geographical boundaries. 958 00:57:34,242 --> 00:57:36,703 And I hope tonight changes that, even just a little bit. 959 00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:40,499 So, without further ado, 960 00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:43,710 I would like you to join me in welcoming the next mayor 961 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,129 of Deerlaken, Wisconsin, 962 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:48,882 Colonel Jack Hastings. 963 00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:51,927 Hear! Hear! 964 00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:57,391 Well, uh... 965 00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:58,600 thanks, folks. 966 00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:03,105 And thanks to Gary and to the Peelers. 967 00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,564 Thank you. 968 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:08,777 Wow, this is a... great house. It's a great house. 969 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,028 Um... 970 00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:15,575 I see some of you are 971 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,245 wondering what I'm doing here. 972 00:58:19,413 --> 00:58:20,539 And... 973 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:24,543 I think I'm wondering the same. 974 00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,129 Uh... 975 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,339 I guess that's the point. 976 00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:34,803 Without all this, you might never have met me. 977 00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:37,973 And I certainly wouldn't have met you. 978 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:40,934 But... 979 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,521 uh, now we have. 980 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,693 So, um... 981 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,281 Um... 982 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,241 Colonel? Colonel? 983 00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:58,744 - Yeah? - Gary Zimmer, from the ♪.C. Bugle. 984 00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:00,746 Um... 985 00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:04,124 Why should a bunch of uptight Upper Westsiders 986 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,668 care about a little town in Wisconsin? 987 00:59:08,754 --> 00:59:11,006 Uh, it's hard to say. 988 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,051 I guess we're hurting. 989 00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:17,179 Looking for help from you. 990 00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:21,308 What can we do to help? 991 00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:24,352 I'll take that. Money. Money. 992 00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:28,190 It's a serious question, actually. 993 00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:31,151 You know, our politics seem broken. 994 00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:35,489 Colonel, what do you see as the system's greatest weakness? 995 00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:43,663 Hmm. Well, I guess, for one thing, this. 996 00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:46,875 Here, tonight. 997 00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:51,296 And I mean no disrespect. 998 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:55,801 I just think this seems a bit crazy. 999 00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,971 I want to help my town. I want to be mayor. 1000 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:02,474 Some town in the middle of Wisconsin. 1001 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,896 So instead of being home working on some smart things to help my town, 1002 01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:11,066 I have to fly here to your town 1003 01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:14,152 and convince you that my town is worth saving. 1004 01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:16,363 And that I'm worth it. 1005 01:00:17,072 --> 01:00:20,117 And that saving it is worth it to you. 1006 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:25,705 All so you can give me some money. Not for my town, but for me. 1007 01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:29,668 To help convince my town that I'm worth it. 1008 01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:35,048 I'm... I mean... 1009 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,427 I don't know, it just sounds so stupid. 1010 01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:57,028 Still crying? 1011 01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,906 A little bit. 1012 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,200 Mmm. 1013 01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:07,664 You gonna do that all the way home? 1014 01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:09,916 Yes. 1015 01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:15,172 Why? 1016 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:20,260 Because the seat belt sign is on and I can't get up to hug you. 1017 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,263 Damn, Jack. 1018 01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:29,895 You walked in there... into the lion's den like that... 1019 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:33,565 - Daniel. - Yeah. And just... 1020 01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:35,609 You told them. Straight up. 1021 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,737 This isn't right, this is wrong. The system is corrupt. 1022 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:42,115 "I'm out of order. You're out of order. The whole damn system is out of order. 1023 01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,533 Attica!" 1024 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,706 Money! Oh, God. 1025 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:52,876 Their money is the problem? 1026 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,462 Ohh! 1027 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:58,298 - You should have seen their faces. - I saw. 1028 01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:01,968 They ate it up! 1029 01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,262 We could have named our price. 1030 01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:10,185 - Oh, no way Faith matches. - Why is that, now? 1031 01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:14,439 Oh, because they are spending to stop something 1032 01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:16,358 and we're spending to start something. 1033 01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:19,402 Hmm. 1034 01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:23,865 "I'm mad as hell and I can't take it anymore!" 1035 01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,743 Oh! 1036 01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:29,955 - Gary, you... Green bean? - No... No. 1037 01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:31,831 Okay. No, thank you. 1038 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:36,002 Wow. 1039 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,964 I am telling you, he is the real deal. 1040 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:41,841 It is like a Bill Clinton with impulse control. 1041 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:45,553 Like a church-going Bernie Sanders with better bone density. 1042 01:02:45,637 --> 01:02:48,014 - Hello. - Here they are. Here they are! 1043 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,642 Ladies and gentlemen, the next mayor of Deerlaken 1044 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:52,005 and his talented first daughter. 1045 01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:54,229 - Please join me. - You are fired up. 1046 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:56,481 I am fired... Why wouldn't I be fired up? 1047 01:02:56,564 --> 01:03:01,152 I am working with the future of the Democratic Party here. 1048 01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:04,447 Oh, your dad the other night was transcendent. 1049 01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:06,908 He crushed it, and because of that, 1050 01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:09,160 I'd like to show you the fruits of your labor. 1051 01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:13,540 Because he was so good, I was able to hire... 1052 01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,126 the A team. 1053 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:20,797 I am just kidding. They're not the A team. Not that you aren't great. 1054 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,132 But this... 1055 01:03:23,842 --> 01:03:24,968 ...Is the real A team. 1056 01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:28,930 - I get it, but what are the numbers? - I was thinking we want to open there. 1057 01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:31,558 Continue the conversation here and connect that. 1058 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,144 You know Kurt Lehman? Polling and Modeling? 1059 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:35,353 - Yes. Hi. - Hi. 1060 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,273 Gives us a window into the electorate. Best in the business. 1061 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,484 When everyone was predicting Hillary in a landslide over Trump, 1062 01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:45,697 Kurt was the one guy who had her just barely beating him. 1063 01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,950 My models just picked up the trend lines, so... 1064 01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:51,012 If the election had taken place a month or two later... 1065 01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:53,830 My numbers would have been 100% on the money. 1066 01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:54,914 Mm-hmm. 1067 01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:57,125 Wow. Impressive. 1068 01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:00,045 - Well... - Well, he was the least wrong. 1069 01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:01,838 Tina Kuryev. Analytics. 1070 01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:04,924 - She gives us a window into the voters. - Good to meet you, sir. 1071 01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:08,720 - Oh. I thought Polling did that. - It does. 1072 01:04:08,803 --> 01:04:12,140 He tells you how he thinks they feel, I tell you how they really feel. 1073 01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,978 - People are liars. - Here we go. 1074 01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:20,148 He can tell you how often people say they go to church. 1075 01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:23,818 - She can tell you if they actually go. - I can tell you if God is in their hearts. 1076 01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:26,154 - Oh, my God. - Tina is in Online Analytics. 1077 01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:29,282 Can I just say, we take deception into account too, okay? 1078 01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,368 Yeah, polling is an art form, 1079 01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:33,828 but there's plenty of science to back it up. 1080 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,331 Says the guy still calling landlines. 1081 01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:38,583 People tell computers the truth, all right? 1082 01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,752 Their desires, their prejudices. 1083 01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:44,881 Every search, every transaction... It's an unguarded private moment. 1084 01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:48,009 So there's no margin of error, you know? 1085 01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:50,762 The digital footprint is your true self. 1086 01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:54,974 But surely people are more complicated than their online transactions. 1087 01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:57,352 Well, says the woman with three cats 1088 01:04:57,435 --> 01:04:59,646 and an intense search history of the herpes virus. 1089 01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:07,779 One of the cats... 1090 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:09,781 Is this legal? 1091 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,492 Law enforcement or in the eyes of God? 1092 01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,640 With two weeks to go until election day, 1093 01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:20,041 we have an update on the Deerlaken mayoral race. 1094 01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:22,043 The race between Colonel Jack Hastings 1095 01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,671 and incumbent Mayor Billy Braun is tightening. 1096 01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:28,508 Who here has been chosen as 527e7? Raise your hands, please. 1097 01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:31,428 One, two, three, four. 1098 01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:33,513 Good. You all run super PACs now. 1099 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:37,725 You are no longer associated with this campaign. 1100 01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:42,522 And as such, it is time to move to your super PAC location, 1101 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,942 which is all the way at the back of the room, 1102 01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:49,362 far, far away from the activity of the campaign. 1103 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:52,407 Right now? 1104 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,243 I am not at liberty to say. 1105 01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:58,621 The campaign cannot coordinate with the super PAC. 1106 01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:01,291 - So... - After the meeting. 1107 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:06,796 ♪ You always won Every time you placed a bet... ♪ 1108 01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:14,179 Get me that fucking sat truck. Get it now. They're going to out-communicate us. 1109 01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:17,348 Here we have an unusual cluster of single women. 1110 01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:19,618 They're all going to get pamphlets saying that the mayor 1111 01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:22,353 is going to repeal the health care payment for birth control. 1112 01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:25,940 - What's this? - It's eight SMAWS. 1113 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:28,902 Stay-at-home-middle-aged women, 29 to 54. 1114 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,154 Twenty-nine? That's middle-aged? 1115 01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:34,699 Yes. Yes, it is. 1116 01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:37,785 Got to do it on the adjective. "Safe" streets. It's not safe "streets." 1117 01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:40,872 - Everybody wants safe streets. - No, no. That's coming off a little angry. 1118 01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:44,384 - Did you finish those donor calls? - Yeah, just about. 1119 01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:46,544 I just always had a notion that farmers... 1120 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,505 Sorry. Are you clicking your heels? 1121 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:51,549 Are you Dorothy? Is there no place like home? 1122 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:52,759 ♪ Turning on the charm ♪ 1123 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:56,846 - ♪ Long enough to get you by ♪ - ♪ Still the same ♪ 1124 01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:59,891 America's greatness and God's grace? 1125 01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,810 I'd go to battle for those two any day. 1126 01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:07,886 Paid for by Wisconsinites for Religiously-based Compassionate Empathy. 1127 01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,006 - Did you just sigh? - Did he just sigh? 1128 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,657 Don't even get me started with sighing. 1129 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:18,826 Now here, this cluster in blue have children. 1130 01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:22,163 So, they're going to get pamphlets saying "Save Our Schools," 1131 01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:25,250 because it's 1950 and everybody loves pamphlets. 1132 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:28,169 Hi, my name is Jack. I'm exasperated. 1133 01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:31,589 Why don't we move on to the WoMAMs? White middle-aged men. 1134 01:07:35,677 --> 01:07:39,097 ♪ I had nothing left to say ♪ 1135 01:07:40,348 --> 01:07:42,058 ♪ 'Cause you're still the same ♪ 1136 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:46,145 ♪ Still the same Baby, babe, you're still the same... ♪ 1137 01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:47,230 What's this? 1138 01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:49,023 Walt. 1139 01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:51,442 Is that an acronym? 1140 01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:53,611 No, it is not. 1141 01:07:56,197 --> 01:08:00,285 Can I still bring baked goods to the super PAC location? 1142 01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:09,252 No. 1143 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:30,315 I'm Colonel Jack Hastings and I approve this message. 1144 01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:33,860 You want to come to Deerlaken, you'll have to go through him. 1145 01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:38,740 Paid for by Powerful Progressives for Strength. 1146 01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:41,117 So good. 1147 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:44,132 - Thank you so much, sir. - You're welcome. 1148 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:46,163 - Thank you so much for your support. - Thank you. 1149 01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:52,670 How the hell did she get the Bayou billionaires involved? 1150 01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:54,481 You okay? Do you need some help? 1151 01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:55,965 - Just fine. Yeah. - Okay. Thank you. 1152 01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:59,385 She must have promised that they could have the town smelted after the election. 1153 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,643 I'm just very impressed with all this. 1154 01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,811 - You did the polling? - Uh-huh. In fact... 1155 01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:11,397 There it is. 1156 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:14,359 - What is that? - No, "who" is that. Elton Chambers? 1157 01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:18,363 - The Rocket Man? - The billionaire Rocket Man, yes. 1158 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:21,032 - Jesus Chr... I thought he was dead. - He is dead. 1159 01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:24,535 No, no, no. A series of micro-strokes. It's all good. 1160 01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:46,808 Sir Elton, thank you so, so much for coming. 1161 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:49,686 Everyone, this is the great Sir Elton. 1162 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,481 Let's get through the pleasantries. 1163 01:09:53,564 --> 01:09:56,275 This is Jack Hastings. And his daughter, Diana. 1164 01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:59,654 Hello, Colonel. 1165 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,699 All right, well, let's get right to it then. 1166 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:08,496 ♪ Tell me, what is your position ♪ 1167 01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:11,666 ♪ Concerning the settlements ♪ 1168 01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:16,587 ♪ Of Givat and Shearim? ♪ 1169 01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:20,174 Uh... 1170 01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:22,927 - I'm not sure I'm... - Israel. 1171 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:27,140 Jack believes that sovereign nations are entitled to self-defense. 1172 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:30,143 - Strongly. - Strongly believes. Yes. 1173 01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,648 Oh! Edna! 1174 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,985 "An election is a moral horror. 1175 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,571 As bad as a battle, but without the blood." 1176 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:43,740 That's George Bernard Shaw. 1177 01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:48,286 - Get the car. - I think that went well. 1178 01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:51,330 - Seemed like a really nice guy. - Actually, looked pretty good, right? 1179 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:52,749 - Yeah. - Surprisingly robust. 1180 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,961 - Elton Chambers is in. - Yeah! All right. 1181 01:10:57,044 --> 01:11:00,465 Making it rain. He actually has a machine that makes it rain. 1182 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:16,773 Excuse me. Gary? Mr. Zimmer? 1183 01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:19,233 Mm-mm. Becca. Super PAC. 1184 01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:20,943 Okay. 1185 01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:24,405 Big guy? We got a problem. 1186 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,543 Hey, everybody! 1187 01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:40,588 Hard at work, I see. That's good, that's good. 1188 01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:44,550 I had a couple of questions. The first is... what the fuck? 1189 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:48,346 What tactical genius in here thought it might be a good idea to carpet bomb 1190 01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:51,390 a particular neighborhood in this town 1191 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:55,394 with flyers suggesting that Colonel Jack Hastings 1192 01:11:55,478 --> 01:12:00,107 would make sure that contraception is paid for by the government? 1193 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,446 Uh, I did. 1194 01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:06,531 Oh-ho-ho-ho. 1195 01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:09,700 The data showed an unusually concentrated grouping of single women in the area 1196 01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:12,036 who are deeply interested in reproductive rights. 1197 01:12:12,119 --> 01:12:14,747 - And you know why that is. - Well, why is not really... 1198 01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:17,834 Because this concentrated grouping of single women, as you put it, 1199 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,502 is a convent. 1200 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,963 They are nuns. 1201 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,757 Which is how many of them are going to end up voting for us. 1202 01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:27,051 "Nuns" of them. Zero. 1203 01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:29,262 It's not funny. 1204 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,305 I'm not laughing. 1205 01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,893 Fuck. 1206 01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:41,607 Well, I think we can appreciate the humor in this very honest mistake, 1207 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:45,069 and the fact that the nuns are generously turning the other cheek 1208 01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:47,256 - makes it a non-story, but... - Brooke, Brooke, if I may. 1209 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,324 This is really just another perfect example of the ♪.C. elite 1210 01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:53,995 coming into a place they don't understand and trying to dictate how we should live. 1211 01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:57,123 The Democrat Party can't win, they're getting desperate. 1212 01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:59,375 They don't know us, they don't want to know us. 1213 01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,645 - And they look down on our values. - No. No. That's "we." 1214 01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:04,714 - You're ♪.C. elite. - Oh, no. Actually, I'm from here. 1215 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,900 Faith, I didn't know that. You're from Wisconsin? 1216 01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:09,594 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, no, "Deerlaiken." I'm from "Deerlaiken." 1217 01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:10,678 What? Whoa. 1218 01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:13,222 Wow. So this campaign has been a bit of a homecoming. 1219 01:13:13,306 --> 01:13:17,101 - It really is, Brooke. Thank you. - No, no, no. That's a lie. 1220 01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:19,437 - That's a lie. You're lying. - No. It's... 1221 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,898 She's ly... That's not... What are you even doing? 1222 01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:25,610 Okay, well, as always, a great and spirited discussion. 1223 01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:28,029 Thank you, but unfortunately, we have to leave it there. 1224 01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:31,115 Coming up, we'll look at more of this year's hot races 1225 01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,784 and how those will affect races four years from now. 1226 01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:36,203 Why do you even lie about something like that? 1227 01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:39,749 Honestly, I... I don't even know. 1228 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:43,044 "I don't even know." What do you mean you don't know? 1229 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:45,421 You can't just lie about something like that. 1230 01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:48,007 You just walk away? 1231 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:52,011 You just told America that you're from "Deerlaiken"? 1232 01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:53,888 That's not even how you pronounce it! 1233 01:13:54,889 --> 01:13:57,099 "Deerlaiken," my ass! 1234 01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:59,518 Oh, my God. 1235 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:02,605 She's a fucking genius. 1236 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,401 Oh, my God, I hate her so much. I hate her. 1237 01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:10,529 I hate her. She said it, and now it's the truth. 1238 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:12,990 Fuck me. 1239 01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:30,007 - Come on, let's get out of here. - Hey, Mikes! How you doing, guys? 1240 01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:35,930 - Hello, everybody. - Hey, big guy. 1241 01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,306 Hey, Gary. 1242 01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:39,642 - Burger and Bud. - Thank you very much. 1243 01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:41,644 That looks great. Can I have one of those? 1244 01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:43,062 No. 1245 01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:47,233 - What you guys doing? Looking at some ads? - Yeah. They're just taking me through it. 1246 01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:51,070 Bio, very nice. Education, that's important. 1247 01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:53,489 Hey, are we sure that we want to be doing this here 1248 01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:56,117 and not in Faith's room or the mayor's office? 1249 01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,868 Because right now, I'm not sure 1250 01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:00,663 that our opposition knows exactly what we're about to do. 1251 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:04,000 And that seems unfair. No, no! Don't put them away on my account. 1252 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,460 Why don't we get one of those overhead projectors... 1253 01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:08,230 - Stop. - ...that you have at a bowling alley? 1254 01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:10,715 So everybody here can see it. Wouldn't that be good? 1255 01:15:11,298 --> 01:15:12,758 Kurt? Come on. 1256 01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:17,722 - Why do you talk to them like that? - Mmm! Like what? 1257 01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,849 Like that, like they're idiots. 1258 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,809 Well... 1259 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:23,853 Listen. 1260 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:27,023 I saw some polls. 1261 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:30,451 If we don't figure this out soon, there's no way we're gonna beat her. 1262 01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:33,279 - Our demographics are so... - "Her"? 1263 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,656 - Who? - Her. 1264 01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:40,411 You said, "If we don't figure it out soon, we're not gonna be able to beat her." 1265 01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:43,789 We're not gonna beat her candidate. Braun. Mayor Braun. 1266 01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:46,459 Herr... Herr Braun. 1267 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:49,045 - Herr, her. Same thing. - Mm-hmm. 1268 01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:53,799 Look, Gary, I don't really understand how you guys do things in ♪.C., 1269 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,486 but if you're gonna work for my father, you need to treat people with respect. 1270 01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:58,304 - "With." "With." - What? 1271 01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:01,307 Work with your father, not for. You said "for." 1272 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:05,686 It's a semantic thing, but it's... You know, it's an important distinction. 1273 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:13,319 Just so you know, they don't actually serve 1274 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,905 hamburgers and Budweiser here because it's the Hofbrau Haus, 1275 01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:18,240 so they would serve German food and German beers. 1276 01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:20,201 They've been patronizing you. 1277 01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:27,249 Just so you know, 1278 01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:30,961 I don't even like hamburgers or Budweiser, so I've been patronizing them. 1279 01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:32,338 - Okay. - The whole time. 1280 01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:35,633 - Did a little switcheroo. - Oh, and just so you know. 1281 01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:38,552 Congratulations. Our campaign made the paper. 1282 01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:43,099 Oh, God. 1283 01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:51,732 She's so pretty. 1284 01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:53,859 I bet she smells like Pop-Tarts. 1285 01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:00,533 Is he still looking? 1286 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,660 You know, Colonel Jack Hastings. 1287 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:04,328 - Military man. - Absolutely. 1288 01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:06,205 - From the heartland. - Yup. 1289 01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:08,290 - No greater place in America. - No. 1290 01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:09,375 - Am I right? - No. 1291 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,503 He is now part of the loony left. 1292 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:15,131 Not just the loony left. He's not just a Democrat. 1293 01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:16,549 He has joined the... 1294 01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,467 - Squad. - Socialism. 1295 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,052 Socialism. 1296 01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:22,263 Do you think it hurts our military 1297 01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:25,558 to have one of their own throw in with the Democrats? 1298 01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:29,603 I know that if I had served... 1299 01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:32,356 I wouldn't like it 1300 01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:33,524 Mmm. 1301 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,317 Yeah. 1302 01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:38,737 Wow, that was a harsh segment. 1303 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,990 Cutting but fair. 1304 01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:43,951 It's like I wrote it myself last night and sent it to them, 1305 01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:46,829 and they read it verbatim like a scene. 1306 01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:48,080 Go to bed. 1307 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,399 What is this? What am I looking at? 1308 01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,587 - Those are the... - Why are we being outspent three to one? 1309 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:57,590 And how do white women not realize they're backing the wrong horse? 1310 01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,527 - These numbers aren't solidified. - Yeah, well, you gotta make it happen. 1311 01:18:00,551 --> 01:18:03,554 Or you gotta find me some more fucking Hispanics. 1312 01:18:03,637 --> 01:18:05,973 Where are my fucking Hispanics? 1313 01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:10,102 I need some more fucking Hispanics, Kurt! 1314 01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,068 Hey, everybody. 1315 01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:20,029 Listen. 1316 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:24,658 I am profoundly disappointed in the comments that I just made. 1317 01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:28,037 My words and/or actions 1318 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,373 do not represent who I am as a person and... 1319 01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:33,709 - A teachable moment? - It is a teachable moment. 1320 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:36,128 It's something I think we can all learn from. 1321 01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:39,256 And in that way, I feel like I have given you a gift. 1322 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,152 - You're in my heart. - And from this moment on, I vow 1323 01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:47,890 to make this office a color- and gender-neutral work environment. 1324 01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:51,060 That is my... Are you gonna get that? 1325 01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:53,854 It's ringing off the fucking hook. 1326 01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:57,918 - Hundred percent. - What do you mean you're sure? 1327 01:18:57,942 --> 01:19:00,319 - I'm sure. - You're sure or you're just pretty sure? 1328 01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:02,238 - One-hundred-percent sure. - Okay. 1329 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:06,075 Okay, Tina. Better not be another nun situation. 1330 01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:07,159 It's not. 1331 01:19:08,369 --> 01:19:10,871 - Hey, is your dad here? - Yeah. Dad? 1332 01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,499 - Yeah? - Come on in, Colonel. 1333 01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:20,381 So, um... we can't win. 1334 01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:26,971 The people in this town are pretty set in their ways. 1335 01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:30,474 And we lost the eight nuns. That wasn't good. 1336 01:19:30,557 --> 01:19:33,143 So, we can't win. 1337 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:39,400 Well... you know, we appreciate all you've done. 1338 01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:42,111 I mean, the campaign and... 1339 01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:45,114 I'm just sorry we let you down, but... 1340 01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,992 Well, all I can say is thank you. 1341 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:52,955 - Really, Gary, thank you for everything. - It was a hell of a ride. 1342 01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:56,000 Are you shitting me? 1343 01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:59,795 All I have to say is we can't win and you're through. 1344 01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:01,880 - You're out. - You said we can't win. 1345 01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:06,176 Unless. We can't win "unless." You didn't let me finish. 1346 01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:08,971 We can't win unless it turns out 1347 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:12,599 that this town isn't the Mayberry everybody thinks it is. 1348 01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:15,811 I just got a little piece of intel that's kind of intriguing. 1349 01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:20,524 So, the mayor's brother, Ziggy... He had an oxy problem. 1350 01:20:20,607 --> 01:20:23,485 He was a roofer and got hurt on the job. 1351 01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:26,572 Yes, well, what you might not know is that the mayor... 1352 01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:31,285 pulled some strings, kept him out of jail, got him into rehab. 1353 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:34,955 That is abuse of power, nepotism, probably some clerical shit in there. 1354 01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:37,124 Come on, Gary. 1355 01:20:37,207 --> 01:20:41,295 - We're the good guys, right? - Yeah, we're the good guys. 1356 01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:43,672 When they go low... 1357 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,424 We go high. 1358 01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:48,302 Unless we also need to go low, apparently. 1359 01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:50,846 Only to keep those who would go lower out of power. 1360 01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,431 So, when they go low, 1361 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:55,476 we go higher incrementally in relation to how low they went. 1362 01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:57,603 Regrettably, yes. 1363 01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:01,607 When they go low, we go almost as low, but we feel worse doing it. 1364 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:05,152 You think they thought twice about making your dad look like a PTS nutcase, 1365 01:21:05,235 --> 01:21:08,989 and I'm going low because I'm gonna tell the truth about the mayor? 1366 01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:11,075 His brother is fragile, Gary. 1367 01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:14,119 This town is fragile. The whole area is fragile. 1368 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,622 - Our democracy. - Oh, stop. 1369 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:20,042 We're not doing it, okay? People are gonna get hurt. 1370 01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,337 I'm sorry, I really am, but sometimes 1371 01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:26,799 good people have to do shitty things in service of the greater good. 1372 01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:29,051 Isn't that right, Colonel? 1373 01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:37,518 Hey. 1374 01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:43,148 - Hey. - Yeah? 1375 01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:46,151 Gary, stop. 1376 01:21:49,696 --> 01:21:51,240 Is this politics? 1377 01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:56,703 It's not politics anymore, Diana. It's math. 1378 01:21:56,787 --> 01:21:59,123 That's what an election is. It's just math. 1379 01:21:59,206 --> 01:22:01,125 We need what they get plus one. 1380 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,252 That's all. 1381 01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:07,673 And if I can't get that by getting more people to vote for your dad, 1382 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,759 then I have to get fewer people to vote for Braun. 1383 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,246 Hi. 1384 01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:42,207 - Come on in. - Thank you. 1385 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,877 I'm so sorry. 1386 01:22:47,838 --> 01:22:50,507 I... I'm pulling the plug. 1387 01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:53,760 - Hey, hey. - Mean, we have the money we need. 1388 01:22:53,844 --> 01:22:57,848 We have more than we would need, and this would... destroy your brother. 1389 01:22:59,183 --> 01:23:02,269 - And I'm just so sorry. - Hey. 1390 01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:06,440 You have nothing to be sorry for. 1391 01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:10,736 You saved us, Diana. 1392 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:11,862 Mm-hmm. 1393 01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:13,864 This place was done. 1394 01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:17,034 It's just another town in the middle of nowhere, going nowhere. 1395 01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:21,288 And everyone agreed... Yours was the best idea we had. 1396 01:23:21,747 --> 01:23:24,500 Unless you want to go back to the two Mikes' idea of... 1397 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,376 ...ostrich meat farms. 1398 01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:32,299 Diana, you moving back here, caring so much... 1399 01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:34,301 I mean, this whole thing... 1400 01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:39,890 Well, I just know how proud of you your dad is. 1401 01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:43,060 And how proud your mom would be. 1402 01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:49,149 And how grateful every single one of us are 1403 01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:52,486 for what you've done and everything you've given. 1404 01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:56,281 It's working. 1405 01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,205 Okay. 1406 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,795 What do we do about Gary? 1407 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,507 Whatever Gary thinks he's got... 1408 01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,301 why don't we just give him something better? 1409 01:24:41,118 --> 01:24:42,119 Hmm. 1410 01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:44,055 No, forget the rehab thing. This is bigger. 1411 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,914 Obviously, you can't use my name, so just, 1412 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:49,585 "Senior official with inside knowledge of campaign strategy." 1413 01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:51,670 Yes, you are welcome. 1414 01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:53,690 - Tell me they're running it. - They are running it. 1415 01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:55,591 - Yeah, baby! - Shit's gonna hit the fan. 1416 01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:58,218 - Oh, feels good. - Now, the word of the day is disappointed. 1417 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,512 We are not mad at the mayor. We are not shocked. 1418 01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:02,615 - We're just disappointed. - Yeah, I am disappointed. 1419 01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:04,701 - I'm disappointed, too. - I mean, it's disappointing. 1420 01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:06,310 It is. You know what? He's the mayor. 1421 01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:08,729 - He betrayed us. - He betrayed us and it's disappointing. 1422 01:25:08,812 --> 01:25:10,105 - I'm hurt. - But I'm not mad. 1423 01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:11,898 - No, I'm disappointed. - Me too. 1424 01:25:11,982 --> 01:25:15,277 Tonight we have this picture of the alleged ten-year-old love child 1425 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,195 of the Wisconsin mayor and the girl's mother. 1426 01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:19,990 We've obscured the child's face to protect her identity, 1427 01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:23,243 but left enough clues so that you could probably figure it out. 1428 01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,495 To discuss this important late-breaking story 1429 01:25:25,579 --> 01:25:29,625 we go to our panel with a feature you'll only see here on CNN, 1430 01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,335 the "duodecabox." 1431 01:25:31,418 --> 01:25:32,753 What do you think? 1432 01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:36,715 Bill, Diane, Liz, Carl, Barbra and... let's say, Craig. 1433 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:48,310 Kaylie? 1434 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:49,978 - Kaylie. - Yeah? 1435 01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,938 - Can you clean this up, please? - Sure. 1436 01:25:52,022 --> 01:25:53,857 It was an accident with a sandwich. Thank you. 1437 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:21,510 Hey, man. Can I talk to you about White Power? 1438 01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:33,021 No, no. 1439 01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:40,445 It has been a hard-fought campaign, but now it's in the hands of the voters. 1440 01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:43,448 Excuse me. There's the colonel right there. 1441 01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:44,658 Colonel, come on in. 1442 01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:46,451 - Hi, good morning. - You get some rest? 1443 01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:48,662 - Yeah, we got a little bit. - Excuse us, folks. 1444 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,664 - Good morning. - Excuse us. 1445 01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,542 There he is. 1446 01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:56,169 - Billy, hey. How are you? - Colonel. Good to see you, sir. 1447 01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:59,548 - How about a picture? - All righty. Ha ha! 1448 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,717 Come on, come on. Let's go, let's go. 1449 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,511 Oh, make sure you get this guy's ID. 1450 01:27:04,594 --> 01:27:06,346 Okay. Billy, we're just talking to Fox. 1451 01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:07,657 - Just Fox. - Hello. Good morning. 1452 01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:08,932 Good morning, Jack. 1453 01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,727 - Here. - All right. 1454 01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:13,478 - Your dad is really something. - Yeah. 1455 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:14,914 - He's done a great job. - Yeah, yeah. 1456 01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:15,939 Over here? 1457 01:27:16,022 --> 01:27:18,859 - So have you. Thank you for everything. - My pleasure. 1458 01:27:19,317 --> 01:27:21,838 I was thinking, maybe later, if you wanna watch the returns come in? 1459 01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:24,364 Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd love to. 1460 01:27:25,449 --> 01:27:30,203 Oh. Shoot. You know what? I have to head back to the farm. 1461 01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:32,372 - But I'll see you later, okay? - Okay. 1462 01:27:33,874 --> 01:27:35,459 Diana, aren't you gonna vote? 1463 01:27:42,716 --> 01:27:44,092 Nothing? 1464 01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:47,554 No early returns? What about exit polling? 1465 01:27:49,014 --> 01:27:51,141 Well, is there another precinct? 1466 01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:55,645 Wh... Where else can they vote? Was it all early voting? 1467 01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:59,524 What do you mean nobody has voted yet? 1468 01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:01,902 Big guy? You're gonna want to see this. 1469 01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:04,529 ...smear Mayor Braun with a falsehood of an illegitimate child, 1470 01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:08,742 which, as the report you just read stated, is actually the man's dear niece. 1471 01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:10,994 Has the Hastings campaign apologized? 1472 01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:13,789 No, they haven't And it's too late for that. 1473 01:28:13,872 --> 01:28:16,416 - Braun continues to focus on the issues. - Oh, fuck! 1474 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:19,711 And quite frankly, Brooke, the media owes the mayor an apology as well 1475 01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:22,506 for credulously covering a poorly-sourced story... 1476 01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:25,425 - Faith. Congratulations, well done. - What the fuck are you doing? 1477 01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:27,010 - A new low. - Oh, yeah. 1478 01:28:27,093 --> 01:28:29,262 Like I leaked a cocked-up story about a bastard child 1479 01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:30,907 who happens to be the man's fucking niece. 1480 01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:32,611 - Please, Gary. - You fed me that bullshit. 1481 01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:34,619 - You know? Go fuck yourself. - You go fuck yourself. 1482 01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:36,245 - You go fuck yourself. - Okay, you two. 1483 01:28:36,269 --> 01:28:38,122 Unfortunately, we're going to have to leave it there. 1484 01:28:38,146 --> 01:28:39,356 Thank you so much, Brooke. 1485 01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:41,334 - Thanks, Brooke. - Thank you so much. Thank you. 1486 01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:42,776 We're clear. 1487 01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:45,737 - Why would I leak this, huh? - To just make me take the bait? 1488 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:49,115 You didn't just wanna win. You wanted to castrate me, didn't you? 1489 01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:51,993 If I wanted to cut your dick off, I would've done it in front of you 1490 01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:54,621 just to see the last look of horror in your eyes. 1491 01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:59,209 - You're telling the truth. - No shit. 1492 01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:02,546 - What the fuck is going on here? - Evan? 1493 01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:03,797 What... 1494 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:06,716 - Evan? Evan, oh, my God! - What's up, Abby? 1495 01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,094 - How the hell are you? - How are you? Nice to see you. 1496 01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:11,054 - How's everything? - Yeah, I mean, it's going. 1497 01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:13,181 What the hell? 1498 01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:16,226 How the hell does he know her? Is he from here? 1499 01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:18,937 Gary, look at his shoes. I mean, really. 1500 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:22,774 And we have Alan to thank for bringing this man to our attention. 1501 01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:24,609 - It's Evan. - Did I happen to mention... 1502 01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:26,987 Oh, shit. 1503 01:29:27,070 --> 01:29:28,405 - What? What? - Come on! 1504 01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:33,910 So, with 100% of the vote counted, 1505 01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:37,289 the mayoral race is tied. 1506 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:39,624 One vote to one vote! 1507 01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:44,671 No! Okay... No, no, no! 1508 01:29:44,754 --> 01:29:48,008 Wait, wait, wait! Hold on! Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1509 01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:54,180 I, uh... I don't know exactly what's going on here, but it's weird. 1510 01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:57,642 - Could somebody explain what's happening? - Well, we had an election. 1511 01:29:57,726 --> 01:29:59,811 - Yes, I know that. - And we gave it our best. 1512 01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,355 - Just didn't work out. - Didn't work out? Jack, come on. 1513 01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,524 Do you know how much money we invested in this? 1514 01:30:04,608 --> 01:30:06,568 Yes, if the news media is to be believed, 1515 01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:10,822 more than 45 million dollars was raised between the two of you. 1516 01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:21,082 Oh, shit. 1517 01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,627 Did you sucker me, Jack? 1518 01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,838 - I guess. - You know what? 1519 01:30:26,922 --> 01:30:29,299 Folks, sorry, but I'm getting all that money back. 1520 01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:32,594 - From where? - We put millions into those PACs. 1521 01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:36,765 Well, campaign finance law says that money needn't be accounted for. 1522 01:30:37,849 --> 01:30:40,936 Oh, my God. I gotta give it to this place. 1523 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:45,482 - Hey, Alan. - It's Evan. 1524 01:30:45,565 --> 01:30:48,401 Shit weasel. You're from this town, aren't you? 1525 01:30:48,485 --> 01:30:50,362 - Yeah. - You set this whole thing up. 1526 01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:54,699 You set me up, huh? You are so fired. And you're going to jail! 1527 01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:57,661 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. It was me. I did it. 1528 01:30:58,203 --> 01:30:59,412 You? 1529 01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:05,085 - Why? - You know... 1530 01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:10,173 It was just this weird idea I had 'cause the town needed money. 1531 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,509 So you... 1532 01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:16,554 I shot the video and then had Evan show it to you. 1533 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:22,852 We needed 750 grand over three years to keep the school from closing down. 1534 01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:24,813 We blew way past that. 1535 01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,190 We got enough to buy back the base, redevelop it. 1536 01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:32,362 And the speech? The viral speech? 1537 01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:33,947 Can I get a motion to vote? 1538 01:31:34,030 --> 01:31:36,658 Actually, I'm here about that... Fuck, what's the word? 1539 01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:38,201 Resolution. I'll get it. 1540 01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:41,287 - Mike, you wanna help him with... - Yeah. 1541 01:31:41,371 --> 01:31:42,831 - No. - Just have it low and... 1542 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:45,309 Just leave enough room for that road sign in there. 1543 01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:47,019 - Am I supposed to have these glasses? - No glasses. 1544 01:31:47,043 --> 01:31:49,254 I'm lost. 1545 01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:52,257 Okay, Dad, that's good, but you have fo leave after. 1546 01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:55,593 All right, one more time. I guess they weren't principles. 1547 01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:58,763 They're just hobbies. 1548 01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:08,815 Holy shit, I think we got it. 1549 01:32:22,662 --> 01:32:24,956 And that was really just baiting the hook. 1550 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,292 You guys took it from there. I was never expecting her. 1551 01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,252 Oh, I had a fucking blast. 1552 01:32:30,795 --> 01:32:32,589 So you used me. 1553 01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:36,009 We used you? 1554 01:32:37,302 --> 01:32:39,971 You guys only show up here once every four years, 1555 01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:41,931 and only then 'cause it's a swing state. 1556 01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:44,601 And then when it's over, you're gone. 1557 01:32:44,684 --> 01:32:47,645 But we're still here with all the same problems we had before, 1558 01:32:47,729 --> 01:32:50,065 just waiting around for you to come back 1559 01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:52,776 and make the same empty promises as last time. 1560 01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:55,612 We used the system. 1561 01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:59,449 You make millions of dollars funneling tens of millions of dollars 1562 01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:03,078 into this election economy. 1563 01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:05,663 All we did is take a cut. 1564 01:33:07,999 --> 01:33:09,125 Mmm. 1565 01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:13,129 Well... I guess I just... 1566 01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:17,634 I thought that maybe you and I had a little something. 1567 01:33:23,014 --> 01:33:24,641 I'm 28. 1568 01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:29,604 In what world would this... be okay? 1569 01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:35,860 ♪ .C. and LA. Parts of New York. Miami. Maybe Dallas. 1570 01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:39,989 Look. 1571 01:33:41,241 --> 01:33:42,617 - It wasn't personal. - Mmm. 1572 01:33:44,035 --> 01:33:46,538 - It was math. - Math. 1573 01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:51,292 But this system? The way we elect people? 1574 01:33:52,168 --> 01:33:55,505 It's terrifying. And exhausting. 1575 01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:58,967 And I think it's driving us all insane. 1576 01:34:08,726 --> 01:34:12,647 The real problem is that the media is completely complicit in this whole thing. 1577 01:34:12,730 --> 01:34:15,608 I absolutely agree. It's like Postman said in Entertaining Ourselves. 1578 01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:17,819 - It's that news has become entertainment. - Yeah. 1579 01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:19,612 And when that happens, it's gone. 1580 01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:22,532 I thought he knew. I would get so nervous every time he would come in. 1581 01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:24,885 I would just like... I couldn't get my coffee order right. 1582 01:34:24,909 --> 01:34:27,096 - You were great. You were perfect. - I was giving him the wrong thing. 1583 01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:31,624 - Plus, he has dreamy eyes a little bit. - He's dashing. 1584 01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:33,418 He actually made me cry. 1585 01:34:34,210 --> 01:34:36,296 - He was like a shithead. - Yeah. 1586 01:34:36,379 --> 01:34:39,799 It metastasizes, so it keeps growing and... 1587 01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:42,719 Well, it becomes sort of like any sort of autoimmune disorder. 1588 01:34:42,802 --> 01:34:45,138 - Yeah. - It's like lupus. You know what I mean? 1589 01:34:45,221 --> 01:34:47,807 - That's actually a really great metaphor. - It's a simile. 1590 01:34:47,891 --> 01:34:50,727 - It's like... 'Cause you said... - 'Cause I said, "It's like." 1591 01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,010 - You said, "It's like." - Yeah, right. It's like lupus. 1592 01:34:54,522 --> 01:34:56,608 What a clusterfuck. 1593 01:34:57,525 --> 01:34:59,319 Amen. 1594 01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:05,200 How we looking? 1595 01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:08,119 Well, they're saying these back acres 1596 01:35:08,203 --> 01:35:11,539 are gonna become the over-55 community health center. 1597 01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:14,876 Madison has promised a satellite campus for the front. 1598 01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:16,002 Okay. 1599 01:35:16,085 --> 01:35:18,463 And you know that we have to redo the septic on the back 50. 1600 01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:20,048 - We heard all about it. - Okay. 1601 01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:22,383 - Hey, you. - Hey, you. 1602 01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:24,761 She is something, huh? 1603 01:35:24,844 --> 01:35:25,845 Hmm. 1604 01:35:31,476 --> 01:35:32,769 Are you listening to me? 1605 01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:37,899 Are you listening to me? 1606 01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,069 Are you listening to me? 1607 01:35:41,611 --> 01:35:44,530 Oh, Gary, honey. I'm just so excited. 1608 01:35:44,614 --> 01:35:46,658 I can't wait until we get the cafe tables in. 1609 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:50,787 I think people are really gonna like those a lot, you know? 1610 01:35:50,870 --> 01:35:53,539 And then we can put the umbrellas up. 1611 01:35:53,623 --> 01:35:57,710 And people can just sit outside and have coffee and, you know... 1612 01:35:57,794 --> 01:35:59,712 Are you... Are you listening to me? 1613 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:03,299 Are you listening to me? Hey, fuck up! 1614 01:36:03,383 --> 01:36:05,843 Hey, fuck up. Are you listening to me? 1615 01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:08,388 Yes, yes, yes. I'm listening to you. 1616 01:36:08,471 --> 01:36:11,057 You don't open a dossier for less than two million dollars. 1617 01:36:11,140 --> 01:36:13,601 I know. That's what I'm talking to them about right now. 1618 01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:16,562 - Two million dollars. - God, I hate you. 1619 01:36:16,646 --> 01:36:17,647 Ditto. 1620 01:36:20,108 --> 01:36:23,361 Gary? Gary, are you there? 1621 01:36:24,696 --> 01:36:25,863 Gary? 1622 01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:28,116 Yo, Gary. 1623 01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:58,688 Colonel Jack Hastings, Deerlaken. 1624 01:36:58,771 --> 01:37:00,732 Did the media fall for a false narrative 1625 01:37:00,815 --> 01:37:03,067 just because it fit into our preconceived notion 1626 01:37:03,151 --> 01:37:05,862 of the divide of this country between red and blue 1627 01:37:05,945 --> 01:37:08,323 without actually checking the facts? 1628 01:37:08,406 --> 01:37:09,949 Were we irresponsible? 1629 01:37:10,033 --> 01:37:13,828 Well, we're the news. Are we not supposed to cover the news? 1630 01:37:13,911 --> 01:37:15,705 I mean, these are newsworthy stories. 1631 01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:18,207 We're absolutely in the right to cover them. 1632 01:37:18,291 --> 01:37:21,961 It is literally our job to cover the news. 1633 01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:25,131 But isn't there a way to report the news without so much speculation, 1634 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:27,008 without a false sense of urgency 1635 01:37:27,091 --> 01:37:31,554 that causes us to breathlessly report facts that maybe are not facts, 1636 01:37:31,637 --> 01:37:35,600 and are we framing these stories on an artificial right-left axis 1637 01:37:35,683 --> 01:37:38,603 because that's how our pundit economy is set up? 1638 01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:40,355 Is there a better way to do this? 1639 01:37:45,943 --> 01:37:48,696 I'm just kidding. Unfortunately, we have to leave it there. 1640 01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:50,865 Thank you all for watching. 1641 01:37:50,948 --> 01:37:52,617 She's kidding! 1642 01:37:58,831 --> 01:38:01,292 ♪ Talking like we used to do ♪ 1643 01:38:02,710 --> 01:38:05,421 ♪ It was always me and you ♪ 1644 01:38:06,589 --> 01:38:10,760 ♪ Hold on, darling ♪ 1645 01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,097 ♪ This body is yours ♪ 1646 01:38:14,180 --> 01:38:18,559 ♪ This body is yours and mine ♪ 1647 01:38:19,644 --> 01:38:24,482 ♪ Well, hold on, my darling ♪ 1648 01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:27,819 ♪ This mess was yours ♪ 1649 01:38:29,195 --> 01:38:31,948 ♪ Now your mess is mine ♪ 1650 01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:45,670 ♪ Your mess is mine ♪ 1651 01:38:46,587 --> 01:38:48,673 ♪ See you in the marketplace... ♪ 1652 01:38:48,756 --> 01:38:50,967 Could something like this happen? 1653 01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:55,179 Legally, this could absolutely happen. 1654 01:38:55,263 --> 01:39:00,184 Somebody could create a political organization, 1655 01:39:00,268 --> 01:39:04,188 a so-called outside group, a super PAC, 527, 1656 01:39:04,272 --> 01:39:07,316 raise an unlimited amount of money 1657 01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:10,570 and then choose to give that money 1658 01:39:10,653 --> 01:39:13,322 to another organization... a charity... 1659 01:39:13,406 --> 01:39:16,242 And use it for public purposes. 1660 01:39:16,325 --> 01:39:19,579 And you don't need the donor's consent to do that. 1661 01:39:20,163 --> 01:39:21,956 The problem we have is that 1662 01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:25,251 none of the pieces of the system are working today. 1663 01:39:25,334 --> 01:39:28,754 You have regulators like the Federal Election Commission 1664 01:39:28,838 --> 01:39:30,756 that don't have a quorum, can't meet, 1665 01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:33,718 and when they do, they disagree on what the law is. 1666 01:39:33,801 --> 01:39:37,513 You have Congress deadlocked, so it can't rewrite the laws. 1667 01:39:37,597 --> 01:39:43,144 You have the Supreme Court that thinks almost nothing is corrupt 1668 01:39:43,227 --> 01:39:47,565 and that citizens won't think the sale of access... 1669 01:39:47,648 --> 01:39:53,070 What the Court calls ingratiation in return for giving money to candidates... 1670 01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,405 Is a problem. 1671 01:39:54,489 --> 01:39:55,740 So, to sum up, 1672 01:39:55,823 --> 01:39:58,743 we currently have hundreds of millions to billions of dollars 1673 01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:00,870 that is untraceable, 1674 01:40:01,621 --> 01:40:04,040 that can pour into groups 1675 01:40:04,123 --> 01:40:07,084 that are actually coordinating with candidates 1676 01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:10,046 who end up having to spend a good amount of their time 1677 01:40:10,129 --> 01:40:14,717 raising more and more money to keep up with the arms race that is occurring. 1678 01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:19,138 Uh, the money continues to pour in and corrupt 1679 01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:23,142 not just where they spend their time and how they spend their time, 1680 01:40:23,226 --> 01:40:27,313 but on the types of legislation that they would even bring to the fore. 1681 01:40:27,730 --> 01:40:33,611 And the one group that would be charged with regulating this spigot, 1682 01:40:33,694 --> 01:40:37,907 uh, doesn't meet 'cause there aren't enough of them. 1683 01:40:38,324 --> 01:40:39,450 Yes. 1684 01:40:43,454 --> 01:40:45,289 I realize that's not helpful to you, but... 1685 01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:47,041 It is very helpful. Thank you. 1686 01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:51,337 ♪ Your mess is mine ♪ 1687 01:40:54,632 --> 01:40:57,218 ♪ Your mess is mine ♪ 135273

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