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All right, what size do we get?
Who's having soda?
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Not me. I can't chip in.
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I've got to start
saving for GED classes.
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Okay, just don't expect to have
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- any of our soda.
- I'm only gonna
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have a little bit.
I got to stop drinking that stuff.
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I guess we have to get a small. So lame.
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Yeah, Shelby said soda ages you.
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And since Harold's lying,
cheating, married ass
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wasted some of the
best months of my life,
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I'm running out of time, y'all.
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I got to find a man
before I'm old and nasty.
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What are you talking about?
We're so young.
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My mom married my dad when she was 20.
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Yeah, but that only lasted three weeks.
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My mom married my dad when she was 14.
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- How you doing, Debra?
- Uh...
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alive, I guess.
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Just the soda?
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Ooh, let's get a scratcher.
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We're getting a scratcher? I want in.
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Oh, you better cough up more
if you're having any soda.
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- I'm not having any soda.
- Damn right you're not.
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$2.79.
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Thank you. Have a good day, Debra.
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Yeah, that'd be a first.
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I don't know why we always do this.
It never works.
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You got to believe in it for it to work.
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- Holy crap.
- What?
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- Holy crap!
- What?
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Shut up.
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No way.
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$800?!
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I can finally afford GED classes!
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Shelby, stop ruining the moment!
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This is the best day of our lives!
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- 800 bucks.
- I can't believe it.
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- I've never won anything before.
- And it's hard to imagine
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a world without him in it.
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I never thought losing
him would hurt this much.
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And saying good-bye to our son Joshua
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is just one of the hardest
things I've ever had to do.
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I'm-a take my winnings,
and I'm-a make it rain at Juicys.
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New boots, new bag, new lashes.
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Then I'm-a go to the club,
and I'm-a find me a husband.
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I'm-a get sick LED
lights for under our car.
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Be driving around like ballers.
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Wait, we're all not
just buying a lot of weed?
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Guys, I have an idea.
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What if you spend your money
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on GED classes?
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We could take 'em together.
It would be so fun.
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What is your deal today?
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Are you mad at me?
Are you trying to upset me?
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We could barely afford
a scratcher and a soda.
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Do we really want to
live like that forever?
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This is our opportunity
to invest in our futures.
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Uh, no, thank you. School's boring.
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And I know that Joshua would want us to
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remember the good times.
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So, David, his best
friend, is here to share
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some of those good times with us.
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David, come on up.
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Josh Travis, y'all.
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That dude, he was my brother, man.
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My roll dog, man.
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Seven-Deuce-Seven Boyz forever.
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Swamp Crew, Ruby Lux Boyz,
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Jinx Gang, Davie Bangerz,
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Wick City.
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Them Natty Hurt Dawgs.
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Lester and Little Meanie, man.
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420 OG Kush Kids.
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Josh Travis, he threw
them island parties, y'all.
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Everybody on the beach, wildin' out.
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Rollin' up on them Jet Skis.
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Bitches doing keg stands, man.
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Whole crew out there leanin'.
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I love those island parties so much.
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Let's pour one out for
them island parties, man.
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Why are we pouring one out
for the island parties?
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I guess since Josh Travis
got eaten by a gator,
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he can't throw 'em no more.
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So the island parties are dead, too.
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No!
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Man, I can't believe
island parties are dead.
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We've been going every year
since we were, like, 12.
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You could spend your scratcher
money on throwing the next one.
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Do you know how much work that is,
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wrangling all those boats
and kegs and all that?
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No, I'm getting sick under-car lights.
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- Don't be an idiot.
- Who is that?
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Girl, look at his watch.
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That's a Movado.
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You can tell by the beveled edges.
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Maybe I don't need to go
to the club after all.
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Wait, Erica, isn't that your brother?
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No, my brother's either in jail
or lying in a ditch somewhere.
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Wait, that is Matty.
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Whoa. I can't believe he's still alive.
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I can't believe he
can afford that watch.
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Could I see myself boo'd
up with a white boy?
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My mom has married two white guys,
and it has not worked out.
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And the last time I saw him,
he did bath salts,
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and then he smashed my Xbox
and threatened to kill me.
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Damn, that's scary.
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Screw it. I need a man.
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Matty!
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- Erica. Hey.
- All right, man. See you.
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Hey. How are you?
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- What are you doing here?
- Oh, you know.
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Uh, Josh Travis and I were
in that program together
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after we burned down that warehouse.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Uh, but-but those days are behind me.
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I'm sober now.
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Going on four months.
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I even started my own business.
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Matty's Kayak Tours and Rentals.
Check it out.
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And rentals. Okay!
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That's dope. I moved out of Mom's,
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and I won cash on a scratcher
from the ghetto store,
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so I'm doing pretty good, too.
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Wow. It is so inspiring
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to see somebody from
around here doing so well.
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- Thanks, dude.
- What?
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No, I'm talking to Matty.
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How did you do it?
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I mean, you were homeless,
like, a year ago.
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I was.
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Growing up with a mother who tells you
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you're a worthless loser every day,
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I actually started to believe it.
Right, Erica?
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Um, I actually don't
remember my childhood.
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Well, you know, back when I was living
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on the street and smoking meth,
I stumbled into a church one day
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to use the bathroom
and steal some statues,
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and I overheard the pastor
talking about how all lives
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are filled with worth
in the eyes of Jesus.
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And, you know, I just...
I kept coming back,
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to listen to his sermons
and steal more statues.
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And, you know, over time,
I learned to let go of my rage,
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uh, forgive my mother
and believe in my worth.
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Hallelujah.
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Oh.
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Oh, it's my sponsor.
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I got to go. I got to take this.
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Hey.
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Well, he got super lame.
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God, if that church stuff
helped Matty fix his life,
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what if it could do
the same for you guys?
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We don't need to fix our lives.
We just won the lotto.
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Yeah, church isn't real.
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If there's a God,
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then why'd he murder Josh Travis
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and take island parties
away from everyone, hmm?
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I'm just saying,
maybe church could be the thing
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that puts you guys on the right path
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so you don't blow all
your money on dumb crap.
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You guys should totally go to church.
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Oh, my God.
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You meet one church loser,
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and now you're suddenly
all about church?
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- Sheep!
- He made a huge transformation.
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I can't believe you're
not blown away by it.
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Nah, I miss the old Matty.
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Remember when he broke
our principal's jaw?
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That was hilarious.
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I can't believe y'all won.
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I got a boot on my car this morning.
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Let go of the cash, Debra.
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Oh, I'm about to fuck
up Juicys' summer line!
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Whoa! This is so random
and out of the blue.
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Matty just texted me,
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and he's like, "Hey,
I know this is really random,
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but do you want to go
kayaking for free today?"
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- Wow, that is so random.
- Huh?
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How'd he get your number?
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Do you think Matty's
trying to see me again?
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Oh, that's cute. I like that.
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Wait, he definitely said "free,"
though, right?
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'Cause I hate kayaking unless it's free.
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Yeah. We just got to go now.
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Oh, I'm not going to
the beach without a hat.
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Shelby said the sun ages you.
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And I'm definitely not going
without a vodka-Squirt.
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Who's in? Keep in mind,
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we just won the lottery!
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Oh, my God.
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We're finally getting a Mego Jumbo!
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Hey, boo!
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Matty!
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You're gonna have to teach
me how to use that paddle.
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Oh, you'll be fine.
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Jesus blessed us with
perfect kayaking conditions.
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Oh, my God.
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Look at these derps
going on a church trip.
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Derp, derp, derp.
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Wait.
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What's going on?
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Are we on a church trip?!
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Did you and that turd set us up?!
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Why would you do this?!
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- It'll be fun!
- Take me back, Shelby!
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- No, it'll be fun! I promise!
- You're the worst!
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- Stop paddling!
- Stop fighting me!
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- Stop paddling!
- It's too late!
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And we should be grateful
to Matty for donating
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these wonderful kayaks
as we clean up the beach
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in the name of Jesus.
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Making us clean up trash
with church people?
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You're disgusting.
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If anyone finds out I did
this, you're dead.
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Look, after Josh Travis's funeral,
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I told Matty that I thought
you guys should go to church,
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and he suggested we come with him today.
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So just try to make
the best of it, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh, my God! Real mature, Kaitlin!
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- I know I am. Thank you.
- Stop it!
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I'll stop when you stop.
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- I'm serious!
- I'm serious.
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- Stop!
- Stop!
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Hope everybody's having fun.
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Uh, if you guys are enjoying yourselves,
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please leave a Yelp review
for Matty's Kayak Tours.
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Uh, every review counts.
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I give it ten stars, boo!
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It actually only goes up to five stars,
but thank you so much.
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Man, I can't get a
read on this white boy.
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Oh, my God,
you're actually picking up trash?
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I don't even know you anymore.
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This is the worst day of my life.
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I don't know,
I'm digging this church trip.
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Sun's shining, we got our vodka-Squirt,
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and there's a dolphin or something.
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Ew, dude!
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That's a dead manatee.
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- Excuse me, priest?
- Dude!
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Why did God kill that manatee?
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Are you freaking kidding me?
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Uh, okay.
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Uh, no need to let this taint anyone's
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Matty's Kayak experience.
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Uh, as-as Pastor Zack
and Jesus have taught me,
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I can handle anything.
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So... okay.
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We're just gonna get this
majestic fella back out to sea.
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- It's okay! It's okay.
- Oh, man.
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I didn't realize it was rotted, so...
251
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I'm just gonna go clean...
clean my stuff off.
252
00:10:13,432 --> 00:10:14,872
- Ew.
- I'm not angry,
253
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,563
and I don't want to smoke meth.
254
00:10:19,783 --> 00:10:21,293
Hey, Matty.
255
00:10:21,318 --> 00:10:23,579
You need help wiping off that manatee?
256
00:10:23,604 --> 00:10:25,610
I think I got most of it, but thank you.
257
00:10:27,254 --> 00:10:30,199
Okay, look, maybe
I'm not making this clear.
258
00:10:30,224 --> 00:10:31,582
I'm into you,
259
00:10:31,607 --> 00:10:34,340
and I know you're into me,
so if you got a condom,
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we can go to the woods
and throw down right now.
261
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,287
Oh, wow.
262
00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:38,934
Uh, uh, I'm sorry,
263
00:10:38,959 --> 00:10:41,253
I-I-I think you're
very beautiful, but...
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- Thank you.
- The church is against contraception,
265
00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:44,410
and-and I'm born-again, uh,
266
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,543
so I'm-I'm saving myself for marriage.
267
00:10:46,568 --> 00:10:48,838
- Oh... Oh, no, no, no, no.
- Yeah.
268
00:10:48,863 --> 00:10:51,184
Okay, you heard what I said.
No, that's not what I meant.
269
00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:53,960
Look, you read this all wrong.
270
00:10:53,985 --> 00:10:55,192
- When I said "throw down"...
- Yeah.
271
00:10:55,216 --> 00:10:57,098
I meant throw the condoms down,
272
00:10:57,123 --> 00:11:00,480
- 'cause condoms is bad, and sex is bad.
- Yeah. Yeah.
273
00:11:00,505 --> 00:11:03,941
I, too, am saving myself for marriage.
274
00:11:03,966 --> 00:11:06,480
- Actually, I've never had sex.
- Really?
275
00:11:06,505 --> 00:11:08,738
Yeah. I'm a full virgin.
276
00:11:08,763 --> 00:11:10,590
I ain't had nothing in my asshole.
277
00:11:10,615 --> 00:11:12,238
I ain't even done no handies.
278
00:11:12,263 --> 00:11:15,004
But I am confident that
after I get married,
279
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I'll know how to work the dick.
280
00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,567
You know, since you're friends
with my sister,
281
00:11:18,591 --> 00:11:20,277
I-I think I may have misjudged you.
282
00:11:20,302 --> 00:11:22,254
- Oh. Yeah, yeah.
- And I am sorry for that.
283
00:11:22,279 --> 00:11:24,684
That is the opposite of
what Jesus stands for.
284
00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,254
I love Jesus.
285
00:11:26,434 --> 00:11:30,426
- And you love Jesus, so...
- Uh... Oh.
286
00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,488
Got manatee in my eye.
287
00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:35,918
Hey, Pastor Zack. Hi.
288
00:11:35,943 --> 00:11:38,324
So, my friends and I are
loving this beach clean-up.
289
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,466
Oh, I'm pleased to hear that.
290
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,418
Yeah, yeah, um,
but they're about to make, like,
291
00:11:41,443 --> 00:11:42,738
a really dumb decision,
292
00:11:42,763 --> 00:11:44,060
and I was wondering if maybe you could
293
00:11:44,084 --> 00:11:46,185
help put them on the right path,
like you did for Matty?
294
00:11:46,209 --> 00:11:47,902
As with all of God's children,
295
00:11:47,927 --> 00:11:49,809
the key to Matty's
transformation was trusting
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that Jesus is always by his side.
297
00:11:52,154 --> 00:11:53,855
Oh, cool. How long does that take?
298
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,790
Well, it took me 15 years
to put my faith in Jesus.
299
00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:58,231
But if you're looking for a quick fix...
300
00:11:58,255 --> 00:12:00,158
- I am.
- It doesn't exist.
301
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,363
But something that
helps me keep the faith
302
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,410
is noticing all the
signs of his presence.
303
00:12:05,435 --> 00:12:07,988
If you look close enough,
you'll see them everywhere.
304
00:12:08,013 --> 00:12:10,254
Like that cloud. That could be God.
305
00:12:10,491 --> 00:12:12,559
Or that stick. You know, it's all God.
306
00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:16,371
Wow, okay. Signs. Thank you.
307
00:12:16,979 --> 00:12:19,504
Boo! That guy sucks.
308
00:12:20,296 --> 00:12:21,459
I can't believe
you're buying into this crap.
309
00:12:21,483 --> 00:12:23,740
I can't believe
you're buying into this crap.
310
00:12:23,765 --> 00:12:28,943
Or... what if winning those
scratchers was a sign?
311
00:12:28,968 --> 00:12:30,154
Think about it.
312
00:12:30,179 --> 00:12:32,233
GED classes cost 200 bucks, right?
313
00:12:32,258 --> 00:12:34,561
And then we each win 200 bucks?
314
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:37,248
Maybe Jesus gave us
that money for a reason.
315
00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:38,740
- Whoa!
- Right?
316
00:12:38,765 --> 00:12:40,311
I just found a blunt roach.
317
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:43,022
Maybe it's a sign Jesus wants
me to spend my money on weed.
318
00:12:43,047 --> 00:12:45,539
Whatever. Erica, make me some nipples.
319
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:46,898
Yo. On it.
320
00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:55,921
Ah-ah. Save some room for Jesus.
321
00:12:55,946 --> 00:12:59,054
Don't want to tempt us
virgins unnecessarily.
322
00:12:59,461 --> 00:13:02,556
Now, today's prayer and share
was inspired by young Shelby.
323
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:05,468
She confided in me on how she
wants to improve her life.
324
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,859
Oh, no, no. No, um, not me, my friends.
325
00:13:07,884 --> 00:13:10,436
My life is actually great.
I'm going back to school.
326
00:13:10,461 --> 00:13:13,061
Now, as we all know,
the only true way to improve our lives
327
00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:15,084
is to pray to Jesus
and ask for his help.
328
00:13:15,109 --> 00:13:16,523
Really? The only way?
329
00:13:16,859 --> 00:13:18,351
What about finding a ton of gold?
330
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:19,471
Well, why don't we share
331
00:13:19,496 --> 00:13:21,297
some of the things we
want to pray to Jesus for?
332
00:13:21,321 --> 00:13:22,914
Matty, why don't you start?
333
00:13:22,939 --> 00:13:27,148
Yeah. Um, I want Jesus to
keep helping me stay clean
334
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:30,375
and believe in me so I
can build my business
335
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,054
and provide a wonderful life for myself.
336
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,336
And my future wife and kids, of course.
337
00:13:34,361 --> 00:13:36,336
- Amen.
- Amen.
338
00:13:36,361 --> 00:13:38,507
That was a good prayer, Matty.
339
00:13:38,532 --> 00:13:42,492
For my prayer, I would like
to ask Jesus to send me a man
340
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:45,821
that I can cherish while he
builds a lucrative business.
341
00:13:45,846 --> 00:13:49,741
Ooh, and I want Jesus to
help me keep my virginity.
342
00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:51,233
- What the...?
- Shut up!
343
00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:53,218
Oh, and after I get married,
344
00:13:53,243 --> 00:13:56,947
I'm gonna get real freaky
and nasty, but not before,
345
00:13:56,972 --> 00:13:59,165
because that's the good
Christian that I am. Amen.
346
00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,204
Amen.
347
00:14:00,229 --> 00:14:03,072
What? No. Hold on.
We're not "amen"-ing that.
348
00:14:03,097 --> 00:14:05,618
Come on. She shouldn't be
living her life for some man.
349
00:14:05,643 --> 00:14:08,829
She should get her GED and start
her own lucrative business.
350
00:14:08,854 --> 00:14:09,868
Actually, Shelby,
351
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,907
Jesus frowns upon judging others,
352
00:14:11,932 --> 00:14:14,150
so we don't comment on
other people's shares.
353
00:14:14,550 --> 00:14:16,062
Young lady, it's your turn.
354
00:14:16,087 --> 00:14:18,877
Oh, okay. I want Jesus
to wrap up this nightmare
355
00:14:18,902 --> 00:14:21,072
so I can go get sick LED
lights for under our car.
356
00:14:21,097 --> 00:14:22,479
That's pretty much it. I got to piss.
357
00:14:22,503 --> 00:14:24,416
Amen.
358
00:14:24,441 --> 00:14:25,475
Belinda?
359
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,166
I would like for Jesus to
grant me some patience,
360
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:31,346
because I have not seen my
son in a very long time.
361
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:37,892
Holy shit! Are you...?
362
00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:40,291
Oh, my God,
are you freaking kidding me?!
363
00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:47,361
Got me hanging out with Jesus freaks,
364
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,346
got piss all over myself.
365
00:14:50,729 --> 00:14:52,642
Screw this,
I'm getting the hell out of here.
366
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,935
No!
367
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:05,002
Goddamn it!
368
00:15:07,163 --> 00:15:08,846
Stupid son of a bitch!
369
00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:15,354
But my parole officer said it
was gonna be another six months.
370
00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:17,206
Okay, great, we get it.
You want to see your son again.
371
00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,611
- Amen. Erica, it's your turn.
- Amen.
372
00:15:19,636 --> 00:15:21,791
Uh, I don't know.
I guess I like getting high,
373
00:15:21,816 --> 00:15:23,674
but I don't need
Jesus for that, so amen.
374
00:15:23,699 --> 00:15:24,877
Amen.
375
00:15:24,902 --> 00:15:27,619
Dude, come on. There's got to be
something you want to ask for.
376
00:15:27,644 --> 00:15:30,189
Don't you want to, like,
get out of the mobile home?
377
00:15:30,214 --> 00:15:32,736
Stop stealing to survive?
Stop cutting your own hair?
378
00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:36,041
I'm pretty content with the
way my life is right now,
379
00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:37,650
but I'll take a haircut from Jesus
380
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,236
if he's gonna give it to me for free.
381
00:15:39,261 --> 00:15:40,472
Well, no, you got to work for it.
382
00:15:40,496 --> 00:15:42,557
"God helps those who help themselves."
383
00:15:42,582 --> 00:15:43,963
That's actually not in the Bible.
384
00:15:43,988 --> 00:15:47,224
Pastor Zack, please!
I am trying to help Erica
385
00:15:47,249 --> 00:15:49,166
go back to school and
get her life on track.
386
00:15:49,191 --> 00:15:51,228
Matty, can you help me?
387
00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:53,759
I mean, yeah, Erica, I am definitely
388
00:15:53,784 --> 00:15:55,283
- worried about you.
- Me, too.
389
00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:57,424
I-I know you think
you're content, but...
390
00:15:58,089 --> 00:16:00,666
Do you know, when we were kids,
I used to think I was content
391
00:16:00,691 --> 00:16:02,541
with gummy worms and
Kool-Aid for breakfast.
392
00:16:02,912 --> 00:16:05,352
But do you want to know what I
had for breakfast this morning?
393
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,321
- A French Slam from Denny's.
- Ooh.
394
00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:10,924
Yep. All because I started
believing I deserve better.
395
00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:12,097
Do you believe you deserve better?
396
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,088
- I know you do.
- Well, I mean, I...
397
00:16:14,113 --> 00:16:17,260
- I guess I could...
- Whoa! I just saw the kayaks
398
00:16:17,285 --> 00:16:20,789
floating away on their own
for no reason. It was crazy.
399
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,447
What? Wh-Where... where are my kayaks?
400
00:16:22,472 --> 00:16:23,517
Oh, they're right out...
401
00:16:24,419 --> 00:16:25,510
Oh, they're gone.
402
00:16:25,872 --> 00:16:27,275
No!
403
00:16:27,409 --> 00:16:30,119
Oh, please, God, no!
404
00:16:30,144 --> 00:16:31,580
Not my kayaks!
405
00:16:31,789 --> 00:16:33,728
Holy shit.
406
00:16:33,753 --> 00:16:36,353
I am such a fucking loser.
407
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:37,991
I can't have my own business.
408
00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:40,507
I can't even tie up a goddamn kayak.
409
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,267
I am worthless!
410
00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:44,769
Erica, forget what I said about
deserving a better life, okay?
411
00:16:44,802 --> 00:16:46,270
Mom was right... we're losers.
412
00:16:46,295 --> 00:16:48,265
I am just a burnt-out meth head
413
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:50,033
who should have died a long time ago!
414
00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:51,580
And fuck you, Jesus!
415
00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:53,330
Matty. Remember,
416
00:16:53,355 --> 00:16:55,392
anger gives a foothold to the Devil.
417
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:57,275
And you, you lied to me,
you piece of shit.
418
00:16:57,300 --> 00:16:58,714
I should kill you for filling my head
419
00:16:58,738 --> 00:16:59,850
with all that Jesus bullshit.
420
00:16:59,874 --> 00:17:00,979
- I should kill you!
- Matty!
421
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:02,533
- No, no, no! Matty!
- Get over here!
422
00:17:02,558 --> 00:17:03,854
Matty, Matty, Matty, Matty, no.
423
00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:05,813
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you!
424
00:17:07,232 --> 00:17:10,111
Man, that's a tough break.
425
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:19,330
I'm trying to call us a cab.
Why can't I get us any service?
426
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:21,197
Probably 'cause we're on an island.
427
00:17:21,222 --> 00:17:22,222
- What?
- Wait.
428
00:17:22,247 --> 00:17:24,383
Wait, we're not connected
to land right now?
429
00:17:24,408 --> 00:17:25,955
You mean we trapped out here?
430
00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:28,713
It's okay. Jesus is just testing us.
431
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,781
All we have to do is
pray and look for signs
432
00:17:30,806 --> 00:17:33,379
of his divine presence,
and the way home will be clear.
433
00:17:33,404 --> 00:17:34,837
And where was his divine presence
434
00:17:34,861 --> 00:17:36,932
when you were getting your
ass handed to you, huh?
435
00:17:37,274 --> 00:17:38,369
Come on, y'all.
436
00:17:38,394 --> 00:17:39,978
Let's go find a way off this island.
437
00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:48,182
Hey, boo.
438
00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:52,238
You know, all this will get sorted out
with the insurance, right?
439
00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:01,483
Why didn't I get insurance?!
440
00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:11,191
So, you still believe in church, Shelby?
441
00:18:11,368 --> 00:18:14,597
Or are you ready to admit that
you were wrong about everything?
442
00:18:14,622 --> 00:18:16,121
I was not wrong.
443
00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:18,905
I still think church can
work if you're not a psycho.
444
00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:21,230
Oh, sweet. A keg.
445
00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,340
There's still some beer in here.
I'm keeping it.
446
00:18:24,365 --> 00:18:26,316
What the hell is a keg doing out here?
447
00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:28,959
Wait.
448
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:34,229
Oh, my God.
449
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,160
I can't believe it.
450
00:18:36,553 --> 00:18:38,629
We've been on Josh Travis's party island
451
00:18:38,654 --> 00:18:40,691
this whole time, y'all!
452
00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:42,894
That's why you found
that keg and the joint.
453
00:18:43,093 --> 00:18:44,749
We're on party island!
454
00:18:46,029 --> 00:18:47,558
Look, it's the dick tree!
455
00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:50,543
No way.
456
00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:52,457
Holy crap, y'all.
457
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:54,066
Signs are real.
458
00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:55,989
Jesus doesn't want me to spend my money
459
00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:57,776
on sick under-car lights, no.
460
00:18:57,801 --> 00:19:00,905
Jesus wants me to do
something even more baller.
461
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,051
He wants me to throw the
next island party.
462
00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:05,574
Well, guess what, sir.
463
00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:07,222
Message received.
464
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,793
I'm gonna throw the bombest island party
465
00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:10,152
Clearwater has ever seen!
466
00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:11,791
Awesome.
467
00:19:11,816 --> 00:19:13,285
That's what I was saying yesterday.
468
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,215
Really, Erica?
You have to take credit away
469
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,342
from our Lord Jesus Christ?
What is wrong with you?
470
00:19:17,746 --> 00:19:21,066
Maybe Matty losing his
damn mind was a sign, too.
471
00:19:21,299 --> 00:19:23,436
Maybe Jesus was trying
to protect me from having
472
00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:25,472
to pretend that I was a
virgin on my wedding night.
473
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,497
What happened?
474
00:19:26,521 --> 00:19:28,067
I don't know how I would have done that.
475
00:19:28,091 --> 00:19:29,927
I'm so skilled at lovemaking.
476
00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:33,996
Or what if Jesus was trying
to get you off men altogether
477
00:19:34,021 --> 00:19:35,948
so you could earn your
own money someday?
478
00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:37,947
Nah, that ain't it, but I know
479
00:19:37,972 --> 00:19:41,035
when Jesus sends me
the right man, I'm-a be ready.
480
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,458
I really think you'd
be happier if you...
481
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,379
Wh-What is up with you today, dude?
482
00:19:44,404 --> 00:19:46,826
You're so all up in
everybody's business.
483
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:49,098
Yeah, you keep trying
to make us get our GED,
484
00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:50,696
but what about your GED?
485
00:19:50,721 --> 00:19:51,794
You got your cut of the money.
486
00:19:51,818 --> 00:19:53,879
You could've gone down
there today and signed up.
487
00:19:53,904 --> 00:19:55,692
But instead, you're over here,
judging us.
488
00:19:55,717 --> 00:19:58,551
Yeah, judge not,
lest you be judged, dick.
489
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:00,706
Well, no, I was waiting to sign up
490
00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:02,044
'cause I really want to help you guys.
491
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,285
Do you want to help us,
or are you just too scared
492
00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:05,809
to get your GED alone?
493
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,606
I swear to God, if we've been stuck
494
00:20:07,631 --> 00:20:09,474
out here all day
'cause you're too much of a pussy
495
00:20:09,498 --> 00:20:11,984
to go to class by yourself,
I'm gonna lose it.
496
00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:15,817
Okay, fine, maybe I am scared,
497
00:20:15,842 --> 00:20:19,168
but that's 'cause I've never
done anything without you guys.
498
00:20:19,193 --> 00:20:20,892
We do everything together.
499
00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:22,551
We learned how to Rollerblade together.
500
00:20:22,576 --> 00:20:24,098
We learned how to drive together.
501
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:25,770
Remember that time we did whippets?
502
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:29,293
Yeah. I-I just...
503
00:20:29,326 --> 00:20:31,129
I don't think I can do this on my own.
504
00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:37,903
Damn, we walked in a full circle.
505
00:20:38,189 --> 00:20:39,691
We gonna die out here.
506
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,356
I think we got to swim.
507
00:20:41,381 --> 00:20:42,512
Great idea.
508
00:20:42,537 --> 00:20:43,617
You go ahead and swim to shore
509
00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:45,357
and tell the Coast Guard
to come pick us up.
510
00:20:45,381 --> 00:20:46,746
I would do it, but...
511
00:20:46,771 --> 00:20:48,669
Jesus has bigger plans for me.
512
00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:52,129
Look, Shelby's swimming.
513
00:20:52,154 --> 00:20:54,988
Whoa, she's doing something on her own.
514
00:20:55,169 --> 00:20:56,990
Oh, hell yeah!
515
00:20:57,266 --> 00:20:58,266
Yes!
516
00:20:59,194 --> 00:21:00,262
Get it, girl!
517
00:21:00,287 --> 00:21:02,785
Shelby! Swim faster!
518
00:21:08,761 --> 00:21:12,161
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