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I'm freezing!
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Can I have a Popsicle?
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No way.
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You had enough sugar at the school fair.
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And it's tub time.
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Why do I have to take a bath?
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Lulu's the one who had an accident.
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It's okay, Lulu.
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I'm the one who gave
you huevos rancheros.
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Oh, no. Did Lulu have an accident?
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Uh, no, Mom. We're throwing her away.
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Jo!
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Hey, how's that bath coming?
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It's not. The water won't get hot.
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Oh, that explains it.
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Explains what?
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Oh, the final notice you
got from the gas company.
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What?
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They shut off our gas
during a freak cold snap?
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Bill! Did you pay them?
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Uh, no, you pay the gas.
I pay the electric.
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- No.
- Yes!
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I came up with a song
just to remember it.
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? Jo and Bill, Jo and Bill ?
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? Which one pays the electric bill? ?
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Crap. That's as far as I got.
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It's fine. I will just
call them and tell them
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that we're not broke, just disorganized.
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Come on, Lulu.
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Mommy wanted new kitchen towels anyway.
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Oh, look at this.
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A card from Grandma Pam. Huh.
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None of us have a birthday coming up.
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Hey, do you think your mom
is finally getting a little,
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you know, forgetful?
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I hope so.
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My mother is so overbearing.
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You have no idea what it's like.
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Sounds rough.
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Operator.
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Operat...
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Ugh! Stupid gas robot.
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Ooh! Check for 10 bucks.
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"Happy 10th anniversary,
William and Josefina."
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Wait. Jo, that's us.
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Oh, my God.
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Our 10th anniversary!
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It was two weeks ago!
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A 95-year-old remembered, and we forgot?
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How is that even possible?
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The tub is about to overflow!
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Shut it off!
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No, not the gas. Not the gas!
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay. Here we go.
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"Rodriguez-Ryan Wedding, 2010."
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Hey, Emily, you want to watch
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Mama and Daddy get married?
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Yeah!
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Huh? That's not Daddy.
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It is. Daddy used to have hair.
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Emily, sweetie,
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life will take everything
that you care about
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and destroy it.
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Why is the man speaking Spanish?
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Because we got married on
a beach in Puerto Rico.
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Yep. Still no idea what I agreed to.
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We wrote our own vows,
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but we didn't get to
read them because...
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A tropical storm hit the beach.
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Oh, tell me this isn't "Jurassic Park."
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I haven't seen it yet!
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No, Mom. It's our wedding video.
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Want to watch with us?
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No, thanks.
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Not being there once was enough for me.
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Why weren't you there, Grandma?
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Ask your parents.
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Because, sweetheart, we eloped.
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What's "eloped"?
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It's something criminals do to
hurt their parents' feelings.
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You didn't invite Grandma?!
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No, we planned a big wedding,
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and we invited all our families, but...
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They started acting like
it was their wedding.
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So we ran far away,
where nobody could complain
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about Mommy's dress or
Daddy's not being Catholic.
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Mm.
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All I wanted was one dance
with my son on his wedding day.
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And complete creative
control of the reception.
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Oh, come on, Jo!
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Were you kidding me
with those tablescapes?
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Anyway, the whole island flooded,
and we almost died.
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And I missed it!
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Hey, uh, that video of me with hair
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do it for anybody else?
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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I don't suppose those
are tears of desire?
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Look, it's our wedding vows.
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They were still in the time capsule.
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We never even opened the envelopes.
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Yeah, well, you know,
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kind of killed the mood
when I got hit in the face
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with that horseshoe crab.
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Man.
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Every single aspect of our
wedding got screwed up.
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- It's like...
- Yeah.
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We thought our
families would destroy it,
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but instead, God himself destroyed it.
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It just stinks that that's
our one wedding for life.
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Aw. No.
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Well, one of us might die.
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Stop.
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I just wish we could do
our wedding over again
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and get it right.
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Well, we could.
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How?
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We just redo our wedding here.
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You mean, like, renew our vows?
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Yeah, sure.
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You know, just a simple,
low-key thing at the house
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for whoever can make it.
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We could do it this weekend.
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Yeah. W-We'll keep it small.
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You know,
just invite some of my brothers.
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We can ordain Emily on the Internet.
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You'll make ribs.
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And I can give my mom her stupid dance
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so she'll stop resenting me.
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And maybe this time,
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we could actually consummate things.
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Oh. Yeah. What a wedding night that was.
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Separate cots in a hurricane shelter
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under the vague threat of death.
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Mom, Lulu keeps looking at me!
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She's looking at me, too,
and it's creeping me out.
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That was such a great night of sleep.
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Oh.
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Good morning, Chuy.
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Afternoon.
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What?
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I wake up at 3:00 a. m.
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So I have 21 usable hours per day.
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Okay. Um...
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Bill and I would like to invite you
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to our vow renewal
ceremony this weekend.
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Huh.
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Is that a "yes"?
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I'm not sure.
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Last time you got married,
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you two left me with a very nasty STD.
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What?
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An STD! "Save The Date," Jo.
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Those words mean something to me.
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I missed a Creed concert for you.
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I'm sorry.
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I know that must've been devastating.
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But I was hoping
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that you would give me
away at the ceremony.
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You know, since Dad won't leave Arizona
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unless there's a slot tournament.
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Hmm.
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Might be hard to both officiate
and give the bride away.
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Oh, you're not officiating. Emily is.
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If your goal was to enrage me,
congratulations.
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- What up?
- Yo.
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Hey, guys.
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Bill and I are renewing
our vows this weekend,
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if you can make it.
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- Ooh.
- Oh, cool.
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We can give you away.
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Uh, I'm giving Jo away.
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Uh...
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We should.
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- It would look way cooler.
- Pbht.
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Hmm. One on each side. Picture that.
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Beefy bookends.
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Ooh.
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??
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Kids are down.
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Could this finally be the night
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we finish half a movie?
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Nope.
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We need to talk.
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I've been thinking about the ceremony,
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and I have a list of demands.
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"No" in advance.
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Demand number one...
All my friends can come.
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After all...
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this is my big day, too.
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Benicio, how did you get in here?
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The kitchen window's unlocked.
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So is the front door.
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Jo, you invite the whole family
to your wedding except me?
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Benicio, you are invited.
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I just asked our other brothers first
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because I saw them at work.
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Well... isn't that convenient.
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Yeah. That's why I did it.
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I'll come to the wedding
under one condition...
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I am in charge of music.
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Uh, Benicio,
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you have zero experience as a deejay.
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Uh, false.
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I deejayed the wedding
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when my two ex-wives married each other.
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Wait, that... that... That happened?
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Yeah.
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It sucks, but at least my kids
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got to keep the same stepmoms.
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What a sweet fairy tale for our times.
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Hey! The door is unlocked.
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So is the kitchen window.
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Brie, what is all this?
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The food, silly.
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The wedding's a huge opportunity
for my catering business.
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What catering business?
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Well, I just started it two hours ago.
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Look, Brie,
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I was actually just planning
on cooking some ribs.
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Ribs?! Oh, Bill, you can't serve ribs.
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I have out-of-town guests.
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Sandy, can you help me with this?
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I'm sculpting a Jo out of p�t�.
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Ooh. I'll do the boobs!
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This is spiraling out of control.
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We've got to draw a
line with these people.
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??
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We had to make some room,
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so we put a lot of your food outside.
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It's still snowing out.
It should be fine.
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This is the pattern for Jo's dress.
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Oh, we could totally
knock that out tonight.
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Come over. We'll do a sleepover.
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I don't want to wear a dress.
I'm wearing jeans.
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Mm, jeans. I don't know.
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It's a pretty formal ceremony.
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Chuy read it to me earlier.
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Hey, is anybody even listening to us?
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Picture Jo in all gingham.
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No, don't!
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And Bill in matching gingham.
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Oppa gingham style.
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Hey, sexy lady! Whoo!
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Your wedding is going to be so great
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now that we have taken the wheel.
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[BLEEP] "Oppa gingham style"?!
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Now I remember why we eloped.
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I hate our new wedding.
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Yeah, me, too. It sucks.
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'Cause it's not our wedding,
it's their wedding... again.
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Do we just grab the kids and elope?
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Babe, I love that idea, you know?
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Just ditch everybody all over again.
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Okay.
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Tomorrow morning, we wake up and drive.
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Where are we going?
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If you want, we can leave right now.
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I'm wearing everything I own.
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Bill. Bill, wake up. Look!
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It snowed 6 feet last night!
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Aw, man!
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All the roads are closed, and...
and more snow is coming.
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Ohh. My mom is still at Chuy's.
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- You think she's okay?
- Please.
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She's probably way better over there.
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They like her stories.
269
00:11:41,898 --> 00:11:44,195
Well, I guess we can't elope.
270
00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,851
Our first wedding gets rained out,
271
00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:47,515
and then this one gets snowed out.
272
00:11:48,243 --> 00:11:50,518
Clearly, God does not want us married.
273
00:11:52,592 --> 00:11:53,902
But hey...
274
00:11:54,059 --> 00:11:56,287
If we're snowed in...
275
00:11:56,312 --> 00:11:57,586
Then they are, too.
276
00:11:57,611 --> 00:11:59,695
Oh, hold on a second. This is great.
277
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,658
I mean, we get all the credit
for inviting our families
278
00:12:01,682 --> 00:12:03,448
without actually seeing them.
279
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,742
Yes!
280
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:05,851
Oh!
281
00:12:05,876 --> 00:12:08,062
- Let's get remarried, baby.
- Aww.
282
00:12:09,176 --> 00:12:10,945
Um...
283
00:12:10,970 --> 00:12:12,547
Listen, are you gonna
brush your teeth first?
284
00:12:12,571 --> 00:12:13,924
I mean, I will if you will.
285
00:12:13,949 --> 00:12:15,851
But if you're not gonna,
then I won't bother.
286
00:12:17,732 --> 00:12:20,002
Okay, Emily. Time to marry us.
287
00:12:20,027 --> 00:12:22,882
I thought weddings were
supposed to be special.
288
00:12:24,855 --> 00:12:26,656
This is special.
289
00:12:26,681 --> 00:12:29,429
But no one's here,
and you're wearing jeans,
290
00:12:29,454 --> 00:12:31,445
and Dad's breath stinks.
291
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,646
I mean, this does feel a little low-key.
292
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,382
No! It's perfect.
293
00:12:38,407 --> 00:12:40,343
We are here together
294
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:41,679
with the children we created
295
00:12:41,704 --> 00:12:43,404
in the home we made.
296
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,532
Okay. Yeah. You're right.
297
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:47,201
Emily?
298
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,829
We are gathered here today...
299
00:12:53,377 --> 00:12:56,500
What is that? A Russian fighter jet?
300
00:12:56,763 --> 00:12:58,679
Are we getting "Red Dawn"-ed?
301
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,023
It's our company truck.
302
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,091
What? How? The roads are closed.
303
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,039
Well, they've hooked up a snow plow,
304
00:13:05,064 --> 00:13:07,167
and our family is crammed inside!
305
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,325
Okay, Jo. Come on! Come on.
306
00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:11,145
Let's finish really fast
before they can ruin it.
307
00:13:11,169 --> 00:13:12,438
I do. Do you...
308
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,101
- Oh, good! You made it!
- Hey.
309
00:13:24,511 --> 00:13:27,573
Well, now that
you're all here, let's go!
310
00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:30,619
Not yet! I have to butterfly the lamb.
311
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,995
I have to steam Jo's dress.
312
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,924
Hey, where's your double cassette deck?
313
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,573
Please.
314
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:40,211
Can we just have the
simple ceremony we want?
315
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,488
Well, Jo, relax. You're the bride.
316
00:13:41,512 --> 00:13:42,755
This isn't about you.
317
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,675
Did you get the Cyndi Lauper?
318
00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:50,674
Okay, guys. Listen.
319
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,073
Excuse me. Fellas?
320
00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:54,600
Mom?
321
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,479
Alright. Enough!
322
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,763
Look, today is about two people, okay?
323
00:14:00,788 --> 00:14:02,677
Jo and me.
324
00:14:03,053 --> 00:14:05,127
Now, if you can't let
me marry my damn wife
325
00:14:05,152 --> 00:14:07,228
who I love, right now, the way we want,
326
00:14:07,253 --> 00:14:08,736
then there's the door.
327
00:14:09,546 --> 00:14:11,502
I've got plenty of snowshoes.
328
00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:18,517
I think he's bluffing.
329
00:14:18,832 --> 00:14:21,244
Yeah, that's like 12 snowshoes. No way.
330
00:14:22,301 --> 00:14:23,970
Where are the snowshoes, Bill?
331
00:14:25,816 --> 00:14:27,674
Okay, fine. I don't have them.
332
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:32,080
Why can't we just get
married the way we want?
333
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,959
Because yours isn't very special.
334
00:14:34,984 --> 00:14:38,072
And it's... it's just not sexy.
335
00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:41,007
Do you even know how fragile love is?
336
00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:43,024
Yes.
337
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,568
Then act like it.
338
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,904
You know,
we have put in a lot more effort
339
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,564
than you guys.
340
00:14:48,589 --> 00:14:50,692
I made a dress.
341
00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:53,392
Brie cooked a feast.
Benicio brought music.
342
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:54,978
And the twins created
343
00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:57,767
an ambitious piece of choreography.
344
00:14:59,468 --> 00:15:01,494
And what did you do?
345
00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:03,809
Move the couch?
346
00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:06,795
Bill, can I talk to you for a second?
347
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,095
I hate to admit it,
but they did put a lot of work
348
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,570
into ruining this for us.
349
00:15:17,636 --> 00:15:19,739
You know, having kids has taught me
350
00:15:19,764 --> 00:15:21,354
you can either struggle for what's right
351
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,439
or just go limp and finish sooner.
352
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,853
Mm.
353
00:15:24,878 --> 00:15:26,776
I want this to be over. Let's go limp.
354
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,033
Perfect.
355
00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:30,079
It's every man's dream to
go limp on his wedding day.
356
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,002
Hey, guys.
357
00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,409
You win, okay? Is everybody happy?
358
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:37,814
Alright.
359
00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:39,510
Sandy, let's get me in that dress.
360
00:15:39,535 --> 00:15:40,535
Okay.
361
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,080
Hey, Bill, can I, uh,
borrow some clothes?
362
00:15:43,105 --> 00:15:45,167
Mine got soaked
hooking up the snow plow.
363
00:15:45,192 --> 00:15:47,921
Uh, yeah, well, Chuy,
we're not exactly the same size.
364
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:50,447
Pbht! Come on, man. Yeah, we are.
365
00:16:03,907 --> 00:16:05,844
Wow. Great dress.
366
00:16:05,869 --> 00:16:07,749
We decided against gingham.
367
00:16:07,774 --> 00:16:09,742
We didn't think Jo could pull it off.
368
00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:14,758
This is where we were
going to do a backflip.
369
00:16:17,091 --> 00:16:21,187
Instead, we honor your wishes
with a tasteful cartwheel.
370
00:16:37,726 --> 00:16:39,210
Okay, everybody.
371
00:16:41,295 --> 00:16:43,382
Thank me for being here.
372
00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:47,815
The bride and groom will now
read their original vows.
373
00:16:48,343 --> 00:16:50,882
So... really? That's it?
374
00:16:50,907 --> 00:16:52,009
You're done?
375
00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,640
Today isn't about me.
376
00:17:02,848 --> 00:17:04,265
Bill...
377
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,460
I promise to cherish
every single moment.
378
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,960
Jo...
379
00:17:08,985 --> 00:17:12,078
I pledge you everlasting patience.
380
00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:15,049
Pbht!
381
00:17:20,174 --> 00:17:22,687
What childless idiots wrote these?
382
00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:24,406
We knew nothing.
383
00:17:26,476 --> 00:17:27,813
Should we just hit the big stuff?
384
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,328
Okay. Deal.
385
00:17:30,204 --> 00:17:31,682
Ah.
386
00:17:31,707 --> 00:17:33,226
Bill...
387
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:35,945
I promise to love you
with my whole heart.
388
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:38,999
When you laugh, I will laugh with you.
389
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,281
And when you cry...
390
00:17:41,306 --> 00:17:43,100
I will laugh at you.
391
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,125
Jo...
392
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,578
I promise to always be by your side...
393
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:52,511
until you turn to me and say,
"That's enough."
394
00:17:54,371 --> 00:17:55,849
Then...
395
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,301
Then I will leave.
396
00:17:59,549 --> 00:18:00,616
Now?
397
00:18:00,641 --> 00:18:01,992
Now, sweetie.
398
00:18:02,017 --> 00:18:03,601
Um...
399
00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:05,272
Look, you deserve more
than I could ever give you,
400
00:18:05,296 --> 00:18:07,603
but, uh, I went and
got you something anyway.
401
00:18:09,618 --> 00:18:11,524
Figured your ring could
use a little updating.
402
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:15,502
Bill.
403
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,281
It's beautiful.
404
00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:19,718
I didn't get you anything.
405
00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,726
Oh.
406
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:23,536
Ah, no, no, no, you know?
407
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,953
Looking like the thoughtful one
408
00:18:24,986 --> 00:18:26,906
is the greatest gift of all, so...
409
00:18:27,632 --> 00:18:30,023
You can kiss my mom now.
410
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,843
Okay!
411
00:18:42,868 --> 00:18:44,234
Here we go!
412
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:51,606
Finally.
413
00:18:51,851 --> 00:18:53,851
I'm turning this ship around.
414
00:19:00,855 --> 00:19:03,324
? Whoa-oh, oh ?
415
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,076
? Well, my friends, the time has come ?
416
00:19:08,654 --> 00:19:12,169
? Raise the roof and have some fun ?
417
00:19:12,889 --> 00:19:17,054
? Throw away the work to be done ?
418
00:19:18,414 --> 00:19:21,249
Oh, wow, Mom. You can really move.
419
00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:24,210
The rumba never leaves you, Bill.
420
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,978
That's why Castro lived so long.
421
00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:29,710
Oh.
422
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,593
I hadn't heard that.
423
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,249
I'm so happy for you two.
424
00:19:34,694 --> 00:19:37,374
I'm so glad I got to see it.
425
00:19:37,918 --> 00:19:39,608
Me too, Mom.
426
00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,569
It wouldn't have been
the same without you.
427
00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:43,643
? Fiesta, forever ?
428
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,557
? Come on and... ?
429
00:19:45,582 --> 00:19:46,995
May I cut in?
430
00:19:47,415 --> 00:19:48,809
He's all yours.
431
00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:50,699
? All night ?
432
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:51,745
? All night ?
433
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,510
- ? All night ?
- ? All night long ?
434
00:19:53,535 --> 00:19:55,635
This wedding is kind of perfect.
435
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,440
In a weird way.
436
00:19:59,337 --> 00:20:00,647
Uh, what's weird?
437
00:20:00,672 --> 00:20:02,109
That our guests showed up in a snow plow
438
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,573
and your brother's wearing
my clothes, including my underwear?
439
00:20:08,738 --> 00:20:10,674
- No, I expected that.
- Oh.
440
00:20:11,549 --> 00:20:12,971
But...
441
00:20:12,996 --> 00:20:15,266
that our annoying family
442
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,580
was actually right about everything.
443
00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:20,417
The dress, the food, the music.
444
00:20:20,442 --> 00:20:23,429
Yeah, that is freaky
to think about, yes.
445
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,006
Let's never admit it to them.
446
00:20:26,031 --> 00:20:27,664
Never.
447
00:20:29,199 --> 00:20:30,492
Hey.
448
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:32,536
We got a good family.
449
00:20:32,561 --> 00:20:34,164
Great family.
450
00:20:39,298 --> 00:20:41,079
Uh, may I cut in?
451
00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:42,591
Uh, no.
452
00:20:46,008 --> 00:20:50,571
? Way to parti' o we goin',
oh, jambali ?
453
00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:52,344
? Tom bo li de say de moi ya ?
454
00:20:52,369 --> 00:20:55,305
Hey, just so you know,
the truck is out of fuel,
455
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,523
so we're probably all stuck
here for the next week.
456
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,446
? Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah ?
457
00:20:59,471 --> 00:21:01,305
Have a great night!
458
00:21:01,516 --> 00:21:03,758
Congratulations!
459
00:21:04,253 --> 00:21:06,782
? Unh, all night long ?
460
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:07,852
? All night ?
461
00:21:07,877 --> 00:21:09,452
- ? All night ?
- ? All night ?
462
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,329
? All night long ?
463
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,456
? All night ?
464
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,657
? Yeah ?
465
00:21:13,682 --> 00:21:15,696
- ? All night long ?
- ? All night ?
466
00:21:15,721 --> 00:21:16,744
? All night ?
467
00:21:16,769 --> 00:21:18,078
? All night ?
468
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:19,971
- ? All night long ?
- ? All night ?
469
00:21:19,996 --> 00:21:21,088
? All night ?
470
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,114
? Whoa ?
471
00:21:22,139 --> 00:21:28,139
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