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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:11,700 >> ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE ♪ SO DYNAMITE 2 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:11,699 ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH 3 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:19,700 ♪ OOOHHH ♪ AHHHH 4 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:19,700 ♪ HE'S DYNAMITE 5 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:27,700 ♪ DY-NO, DY-NO ♪ OOOHHH, OOOHHH 6 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:27,699 ♪ OOOOHHHH 7 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:34,700 ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! >> THIS WEEK... 8 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:46,700 >> Black Dynamite: IT'S THE FIRST BLACK HISTORY MONTH IN 9 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:46,699 BLACKS' HISTORY, A TIME FOR US 10 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:49,699 TO REFLECT ON HOW GREAT OUR BLACK ASSES ARE. 11 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:52,699 BUT INSTEAD, WE ABOUT TO BEAT OUR BLACK ASSES TO DEATH. 12 00:00:52,700 --> 00:01:00,700 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> Honey Bee: MAN, IT IS FINALLY 13 00:00:52,700 --> 00:01:00,699 GREAT TO BE BLACK AT LEAST ONE 14 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:01,699 TIME OUT OF THE YEAR. 15 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,699 >> Cream Corn: YEAH, IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE BEING WHITE. 16 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:03,699 >> Black Dynamite: WELL, BLACK DYNAMITE AIN'T CELEBRATING 17 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:06,699 HIS BLACKNESS ON ANY MONTH THAT 18 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,699 THE WHITE MAN TELLS HIM TO. 19 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:12,700 SO FOR ALL OF FEBRUARY, I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE ONE DAMN GREAT 20 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:12,699 THING MY PEOPLE HAVE DONE. 21 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,699 >> GOOD EVENING, BLACK COMMUNITY! 22 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,700 I AM THE REVEREND AL SHARPTON, YOUTH DIRECTOR OF 23 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,699 OPERATION BLACKMALE AND FOUNDER 24 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:20,699 OF THE PRE-PAID RACE CARD. 25 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:23,699 ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHY THEY HAVE PAID ME TO BE HERE TODAY. 26 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,700 >> Bullhorn: MAN, THAT REVEREND SHARPTON IS SHARPER 27 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,699 THAN A TACK! 28 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:30,700 HE KNOWS HOW TO DROP THAT KNOWLEDGE WHILE STILL LOOKIN' 29 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:30,699 LIKE A MACK! 30 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:35,700 >> ON BEHALF OF OUR SPONSORS ROSCOES, ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR, 31 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:35,699 AND SMOKEY'S BBQ CIGARETTES, I 32 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:41,700 PRESENT TO YOU THE NEWEST AND BIGGEST, BLACKEST MEMBER OF THE 33 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:41,699 BLACK COMMUNITY, THE GREAT 34 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:42,699 DR. KING! 35 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:48,700 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Black Dynamite: DREAM 36 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:48,699 ACHIEVED? 37 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:50,699 IS HE DREAMIN' ABOUT TAKIN' A SHIT? 38 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,699 >> Honey Bee: MM, HE DOES LOOK A LITTLE CONSTIPATED. 39 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:54,699 AND COULDN'T THEY HAVE PUT A LEAF ON THAT THANG? 40 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:56,699 >> Bullhorn: MAN, THAT'S A SIGHT I WISH I'D NEVER SEEN! 41 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,699 A KING-SIZE, MARTIN LUTHER KING DING-A-LING! 42 00:01:58,700 --> 00:01:58,699 >> I SEEN TONS OF DING-A-LING, AND THAT IS DEFINITELY A BALL 43 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,699 SACK. 44 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,699 BUT WHY IS IT SO BIG? 45 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:06,699 >> Bullhorn: DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ART, YOU WHORE?! 46 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:08,699 IT'S OBVIOUS MARTIN'S BIG- ASS NUTS IS JUST A METAPHOR! 47 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:10,020 >> THAT'S RIGHT, BROTHER! 48 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:13,700 BUT THIS STATUE IS ABOUT MORE THAN METAPHORICAL BALLS AND 49 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:13,699 SHITTY DREAMS. 50 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,699 IT'S ABOUT STRUGGLE! 51 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,700 [ CROWD CHEERS ] >> Honey Bee: SO HE IS 52 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,699 CONSTIPATED. 53 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,699 >> AND UNITY! 54 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:26,700 SO THAT BLACK AND WHITE CHEEKS ALL OVER THE WORLD CAN COME 55 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:26,699 TOGETHER AND DOO-DOO FOR PEACE, 56 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:28,699 JUSTICE, AND EQUALITY FOR ALL! 57 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:33,700 [ CROWD CHEERS ] GIVE IT UP FOR THE KING AND HIS 58 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:33,699 MIGHTY DEUCE OF UNITY! 59 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:39,700 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE ] >> AWW, MAN, DR. KING IS 60 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:39,700 SHITTIN' IN THE SAME PLACE I WAS 61 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:42,699 GONNA SHIT! MOVE YO ASS, DR. KING! 62 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:50,700 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> Black Dynamite: BLACK HISTORY 63 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:50,699 MONTH HAD THE BLACK COMMUNITY 64 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,699 FEELING MORE HISTORICALLY BLACK THAN ANY MONTH THEY EVER HAD. 65 00:02:52,700 --> 00:02:54,699 BUT NOT BLACK DYNAMITE. 66 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:57,700 HE'S BEEN FEELIN' LIKE A BAD BLACK MOTHER SINCE HE CAME OUT 67 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:57,699 HIS BAD BLACK MOTHER. 68 00:02:57,700 --> 00:02:59,699 >> MMM! MMM! 69 00:02:59,700 --> 00:02:59,699 THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THE FIRST DAY OF 70 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,699 BLACK HISTORY THAN WITH A PLATE 71 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:05,700 OF CHICKEN TITTIES AND FIDDLE FADDLE, A STATUE OF DR. KING ON 72 00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:05,699 A WHITE SHITTER AND THE WORLD 73 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,699 PREMIERE OF "ROOTS" THE MINISERIES AT ROSCOES. 74 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:08,699 >> Cream Corn: "ROOTS"? 75 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:09,699 WHAT'S THAT, A GARDENING SHOW? 76 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:12,700 >> Bullhorn: NO, I THINK IT'S ABOUT BLACK MAGIC OR MAYBE 77 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:12,699 VOODOO! 78 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:15,700 BUT HOW DOES IT TIE INTO DR. KING'S STATUE TAKING A 79 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:15,699 BOO-BOO? 80 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:17,699 >> [ LAUGHS ] IT'S TIME, Y'ALL! 81 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:20,699 THE MOMENT WE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR - "ROOTS" THE MINISERIES! 82 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,699 [ CROWD CHEERS ] >> MAN, YOU BULLSHITTIN' MAN. 83 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,699 THEY ACTUALLY SHOWIN' "ROOTS," MAN, UP IN HERE? 84 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:26,699 >> Honey Bee: WE FINALLY GET TO LEARN OUR HISTORY! 85 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:28,699 THIS IS SO EXCITING! 86 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:28,699 >> Black Dynamite: DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN THE PAST, 87 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,699 HONEY BEE. 88 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:31,699 REMEMBER, IT AIN'T WHERE YOU COME FROM. 89 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:34,699 IT'S WHERE YOU GOT YOUR DICK RIGHT NOW. 90 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:38,700 [ WHIP CRACKING ] >> [ GROANING ] 91 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:38,699 [ CROWD GASPS ] 92 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:39,699 >> WHAT? 93 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:41,699 >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BOY? 94 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:42,699 >> LeVAR BURTON! 95 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:43,699 >> IT'S TOBY! 96 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:44,699 >> LOOK AT THAT - OOH - RIGHT THERE. 97 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:45,699 >> I'M ANGRY NOW. 98 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:46,699 >> Cream Corn: WAIT A MINUTE! 99 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:47,699 BLACK PEOPLE WERE SLAVES? 100 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:49,699 I THOUGHT WE WERE FROM CLEVELAND! 101 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:52,700 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT "ROOTS" TALKIN' ABOUT 'CAUSE I AIN'T 102 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:52,699 BEEN A SLAVE TO NOTHIN'. 103 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,699 >> Honey Bee: HOLD UP. 104 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:57,700 THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT! I KNEW WE WAS SLAVES, BUT WHO 105 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:57,699 THE FUCK THEY YELLIN' AT LIKE 106 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:57,699 THAT?! 107 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:58,699 AND WHAT'S WITH THE WHIPS?! 108 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:00,699 I WISH AN N-WORD WOULD! 109 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:00,699 >> Bullhorn: NOW, I'M NOT SAYING I WOULD HAVE WILLINGLY PICKED 110 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,699 COTTON ON MY KNEES! 111 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,700 BUT AT LEAST THEM MEAN MOTHAFUCKA'S COULD HAVE SAID 112 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,699 PLEASE! 113 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:09,700 >> MAN, IF BLACK FOLKS HAD SLAVES, WE'D BE LIVING LIKE 114 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:09,699 WHITE FOLKS, TOO! 115 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:12,699 I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MUCH MONEY THEY MADE SELLING SLAVES. 116 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:15,700 [ CASH REGISTER DINGS ] >> THAT'S ENOUGH WITH THE WHIP, 117 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:15,699 MOTHER- 118 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:16,699 >> THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! 119 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:18,699 WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING! 120 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:18,699 >> Black Dynamite: OKAY, OKAY NOW, BEFORE YOU GET YOUR SLAVERY 121 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:21,699 SHACKLES IN A BUNCH, WE DON'T 122 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:24,699 EVEN KNOW IF THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY. 123 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:26,699 ROSCOE, CHECK OUT THE TV GUIDE AND SEE WHAT IT SAYS. 124 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,699 >> OKAY, BLACK DYNAMITE. 125 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:29,699 LET'S SEE. 126 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:29,699 IT SAYS HERE THAT "ROOTS" THE MINISERIES IS BASED ON THE TRUE 127 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:32,699 STORY OF BLACKS BEING ENSLAVED 128 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:33,699 BY WHITE MAN FOR 465 YEARS?! 129 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:36,699 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> NO WAY! 130 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:37,699 THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. 131 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,699 >> HOLD ON. THERE'S MORE. 132 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:42,699 THE DEPICTION OF SLAVERY IN THIS MOVIE IS NOT AT ALL ACCURATE. 133 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:45,699 >> Black Dynamite: NOW, SEE THERE. 134 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:46,699 KEEP GOIN', ROSCOE. 135 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,700 >> "IN FACT IT WAS A HELL OF A LOT WORSE. 136 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:54,700 THERE IS NO WAY ON GOD'S EARTH WE COULD SHOW HOW BAD REAL 137 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:54,699 SLAVERY WAS TO BLACK FOLKS 138 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:58,700 'CAUSE THEY WOULD LOSE THEY COTTON-PICKIN' MINDS?!" 139 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:58,699 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 140 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:03,700 >> Honey Bee: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL, BUT I FEEL LIKE WHOOPIN' 141 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:03,699 SOME ASS - WHITE-CHEEKS-ONLY 142 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:05,699 ASS! 143 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:08,700 >> I THINK THE BIBLE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE, "DO UNTO OTHERS 144 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:08,700 AS THEY HAVE DONE UNTO YOU! 145 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:13,700 AND AN EYE FOR AN EYE IS LIKE A SLAVE FOR A SLAVE" OR SOMETHING 146 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:13,699 LIKE THAT. 147 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:18,700 BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY, AS MY 148 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:18,699 GOOD-FOOTED BROTHER JAMES BROWN 149 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:22,699 WOULD SAY, IT IS TIME FOR THE BIG PAYBACK! 150 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:30,700 [ CROWD CHEERS ] >> ♪ I NEED SOME GET-BACK! 151 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:30,699 ♪ OH, YEAH 152 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:34,699 ♪ I'M MAD! >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 153 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:39,700 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> HEY, SUCKA, YOU BLACK OR 154 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:39,699 WHITE? 155 00:05:39,700 --> 00:05:41,699 >> UH, UH, UH THAT DEPENDS ON WHY YOU'RE ASKING? 156 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,699 >> OKAY, OKAY, LET'S RUN IT THIS WAY. 157 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:46,699 DO YOU PREFER GRAPE JUICE OR PURPLE DRINK? 158 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:48,699 >> UH, UH, GRAPE JUICE? 159 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:49,699 I MEANT DRINK! PURPLE DRINK! 160 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:50,699 NO! 161 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:53,699 >> "INSIDE ANNIE'S HALL," TAKE SIXTY-NINE! 162 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,699 >> AND ACTION! 163 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:59,700 [ GROANS ] >> Black Dynamite: NOW, I DIDN'T 164 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:59,699 AGREE WITH REV'S BIG PAYBACK AS 165 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:01,699 A WAY TO TAKE OUR 400 YEARS OF SLAVERY PAIN AWAY. 166 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:05,700 BUT BLACK DYNAMITE MUST ADMIT, IT FELT KIND OF GOOD TO SEE 167 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:05,699 "THE MAN" IN SHACKLES. 168 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:06,699 >> DON'T TOUCH ME! 169 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,699 LET ME GO! 170 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,699 GET YOUR DAMN STINKING PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE! 171 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:10,699 >> HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 172 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:11,699 I LOVE THE SHOW "GOOD TIMES." 173 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:15,699 TEMPORARY LAYOFFS! 174 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:20,700 >> NOW, BULLHORN, I'M PUTTIN' YOU IN CHARGE OF THE SELLING AND 175 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:20,699 MASTERING OF ALL THE SLAVES. 176 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:23,699 YOU WILL BE MY DEPUTY OVERSEEING OFFICER OVERSEER. 177 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:28,700 >> Bullhorn: AL SHARPTON, I'LL WORK THESE SLAVES TO THE BONE 178 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:28,699 AND SELL 'EM BY THE POUND! 179 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,699 SO DON'T WORRY YOUR PRETTY PERM. 180 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:32,699 OFFICER OVERSEER BULLHORN WON'T LET YOU DOWN! 181 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:35,700 [ FEEDBACK ] NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE USED TO SWAP 182 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:35,699 MEETS THAT HAVE EVERYTHING YOUR 183 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,699 HEART COULD BUY! 184 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,699 BUT WHO WOULD EVER THUNK WE'D BE HAWKIN' HONKIES, 2 FOR 25! 185 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,699 >> THEY SELLIN' THESE WHITE BOYS 2 FOR 25! 186 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,699 THAT'S A DEAL. 187 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:43,699 >> Cream Corn: WHAT A BARGAIN, BLACK DYNAMITE! 188 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:44,699 WAIT. WHAT? 189 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,699 DO THEY COME WITH THE SHACKLES OR THOSE SOLD SEPARATELY? 190 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:47,699 >> IS THERE SUCH THING AS A SLAVE LAYAWAY? 191 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:48,699 LIKE A "SLAVEAWAY"? 192 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,699 >> LIKE A SLAVEAWAY, YEAH. 193 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:50,699 >> Honey Bee: MMM, I THINK I'M GONNA GET THAT LITTLE CUTE, 194 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,699 CHUBBY, BALD-HEADED ONE RIGHT 195 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:53,699 OVER THERE. 196 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:54,699 HE GOT SOME NICE TOE-SUCKIN' LIPS. 197 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:54,699 >> Black Dynamite: SOMEWHERE DEEP INSIDE, WHITE SLAVERY 198 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,700 FEELS RIGHT. 199 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,080 BUT I KNOW IT'S A WRONG RIGHT. 200 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:02,700 AND IF THERE IS ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT WRONG RIGHTS, IS 201 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:02,699 THAT THEY NEVER RIGHT THE WRONG. 202 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:07,700 >> Bullhorn: FIRST UP ON THE SLAVE BLOCK IS THE SMALLEST, 203 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:07,699 NEUROTIC, SERIAL-KILLIN', 204 00:07:07,700 --> 00:07:09,699 PEDOPHILE-LOOKIN' MOTHAFUCKA WE GOT IN STOCK! 205 00:07:09,700 --> 00:07:11,699 >> WAIT. YOU DON'T WANT ME! 206 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:12,699 I'M A BIG-TIME FILM DIRECTOR. 207 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,699 MY ONLY TALENT IS MAKING FILMS. 208 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,700 >> IF ALL HE DID WAS MAKE MOVIES, AIN'T NOBODY HEARD OF 209 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,699 HIM, WE OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO GET 210 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:18,699 HIM FOR $10. 211 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:20,699 >> Bullhorn: MAN, NOBODY HERE RECOGNIZES YO ASS! 212 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,699 NOW ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS CAN YOU CUT GRASS?! 213 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:24,699 >> MAYBE WHEN I WAS A KID, I DID IT ONCE? 214 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:28,700 >> Bullhorn: THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY, AND YOU AIN'T GOT TO SAY 215 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:28,699 NO MORE! 216 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,699 NOW THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS. 217 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,699 WHO NEEDS A LAWNMORA! 218 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:36,699 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 219 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:37,699 I'M ALREADY A SLAVE! 220 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:41,699 I WORK IN HOLLYWOOD! 221 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:45,700 >> Black Dynamite: SLAVERY WAS IN FULL SWING, AND THE BLACK 222 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:45,699 COMMUNITY WAS LIVING LIFE LIKE A 223 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,699 17th-CENTURY WHITE MAN. 224 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:48,699 EVEN BASEHEAD. 225 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:49,699 >> COME ON, COLEMAN. 226 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,699 I'M AIN'T PAYIN' YOU NOTHIN' FOR NOTHIN' NOW. 227 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:52,699 WHERE'S MY BASE?! 228 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,699 >> HERE IT IS, YOUR BASEHEADEDNESS. 229 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,700 SHALL I FIND A VEIN, SIR? 230 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,699 >> YES, YOU MAY, MY DEAR COLEMAN. 231 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:01,699 AND, COLEMAN, WHY AM I RUBBIN' MY OWN NIPPLES? 232 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:08,700 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE [ CHILDREN LAUGHING ] 233 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:08,699 >> Bullhorn: UH-OH! HELL NO! 234 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:12,700 LIL ORPHAN PENNY, THESE SLAVES AIN'T FOR YOU TO BE SHUCKIN' AND 235 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:12,699 JIVIN' WIT'! 236 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,699 THIS IS OUR BIG PAYBACK! 237 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:14,699 SO YOU BETTER PICK UP A WHIP! 238 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:18,700 >> BUT WHAT ABOUT DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING'S DREAM 239 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:18,699 OF RACIAL EQUALITY? 240 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:22,700 >> Bullhorn: REVEREND SHARPTON SAYS MARTIN LUTHER KING'S DREAM 241 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:22,699 CAN KICK ROCKS! 242 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:26,700 FROM NOW ON, MAKE YOUR CRACKER SLAVES PICK UP YO' MOTHERFUCKIN' 243 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:26,699 BLOCKS! 244 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:30,700 NOW, THERE'S PLENTY OF WHIPS, SO GRAB YOU ONE AND LET 245 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:30,699 OVERSEER BULLHORN SHOW YOU HOW 246 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:31,699 TO DO THIS YOUNG! 247 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:34,699 [ WHIP CRACKS ] >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, BOY?! 248 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:35,699 >> TIMOTHY BRADLEY! 249 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,699 >> NO! IT'S KUNTA! 250 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:40,699 A-AND NEXT TIME YOU- YOU GON' PICK UP MY MOTHERFUCKIN' BLOCKS! 251 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:43,699 >> OKAY, HE-HE- YEAH. 252 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:46,700 >> Black Dynamite: LITTLE ORPHAN PENNY, WHAT KIND OF 253 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:46,699 WHITE-OPPRESSION "ROOTS" 254 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,699 TREACHERY HAS TAKEN OVER YOU?! 255 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:48,699 >> BULLHORN'S WHITE-OPPRESSION "ROOTS" TREACHERY TOOK OVER US, 256 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,700 BLACK DYNAMITE! 257 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:54,700 >> Bullhorn: REVEREND AL SAYS GIVE A MAN A SLAVE - 258 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:54,699 >> Black Dynamite: BULLHORN, I 259 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,699 DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT AL SHARPTON SAYS! 260 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:59,700 WHIPPIN' CRACKERS AND PUTTIN' 'EM IN CHAINS IS SOME RACIST 261 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:59,699 HONKY SHIT! 262 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:03,700 >> Bullhorn: EITHER MY EYES ARE DECEIVING ME OR MAYBE I'M JUST A 263 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:03,699 WEE DUMB! 264 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:06,700 BUT IT APPEARS TO ME THAT BD IS FIGHTIN' FOR THE WHITE MAN'S 265 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:06,699 FREEDOM! 266 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:06,699 >> Cream Corn: LOOK, BLACK DYNAMITE, I FINALLY GOT ME 267 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,699 SOME HOES! 268 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:11,700 I MEAN, IT AIN'T LIKE THEY HAD A CHOICE, BUT A HOE IS A 269 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:11,699 HOE, RIGHT? 270 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,700 >> Black Dynamite: WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY 271 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,699 SHACKLED TO YOU? 272 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:15,320 YOU AIN'T THE SLAVE, CREAM CORN! 273 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:15,699 >> Cream Corn: WELL, YOU KNOW HOW PIMPS ALWAYS SAY, "WHERE MY 274 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,699 BITCHES AT?" 275 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:18,699 WELL, THIS WAY I ALWAYS KNOW WHERE MINE ARE. 276 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,699 I MEAN, THEY ARE A LITTLE TIGHT. 277 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,699 THAT'S THE PRICE OF PIMPIN', YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 278 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:28,700 >> [ WHIMPERING ] >> Honey Bee: WHERE'S MY LITTLE 279 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:28,699 WHITE SEX SLAVE SO I CAN STOMP 280 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,699 HIS ASS IN THE NUTS?! 281 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,699 [ WHIMPERING CONTINUES ] WHAT? 282 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:33,699 LOOK, AIN'T NOBODY SAY WHAT KIND OF SLAVE! 283 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:37,700 IF I WANT TO TOUCH A WHITE SCHALANGALANG AND SOME NUTS, 284 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:37,699 THAT'S WHAT I'M GON' DO. 285 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:40,700 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE 286 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:49,699 DOMINATRIX BITCH. 287 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:53,700 IT'S STARTIN' TO LOOK LIKE DR. KING'S BIG OLE UNITY DUMP IN 288 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:53,699 THAT WHITE-CHEEKS-ONLY TOILET 289 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:55,699 WAS JUST A BIG OLE UNITY DUMP IN VAIN. 290 00:09:55,700 --> 00:10:02,700 >> All: ♪ NEGROES ♪ THREW US HONKIES IN SHACKLES 291 00:09:55,700 --> 00:10:02,699 ♪ CHANGED MY NAME FROM TIMMY TO 292 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:07,700 JERO-O-O-O-ME! ♪ ♪ SOLD US AT THE SWAP MEET FOR 293 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:07,700 2 FOR 25 ♪ 294 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,700 ♪ NOW WE'RE PICKIN' COTTON WITH A COMB ♪ 295 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,699 >> NOT A PICK. 296 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:17,700 >> All: ♪ WHITEY AIN'T NEVER BEEN CALLED SO MANY HONKIES ♪ 297 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:17,699 ♪ BLUE-EYED DEVIL, CRACKER, PINK 298 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:23,700 TO-O-O-ES ♪ ♪ NEGROES THE WORD WE CHOSE 299 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:23,699 ♪ BECAUSE WE CAN'T SAY NIG- 300 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:33,700 ♪ N-WORD ♪ CRACKERS GONNA CRY WHEN WE GET 301 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:33,699 HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-ME ♪ 302 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:40,699 >> [ GROANING ] >> OH, DAMN! 303 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:41,699 MAYBE I SHOULD LET ONE OF MY HOES GIVE HIM MOUTH TO MOUTH. 304 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,699 >> SHE-E-E-ET! 305 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:43,699 MY HOES AIN'T PUTTIN THEY MOUTH ON NO MOTHERFUCKER THAT AIN'T 306 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:46,699 PAYIN'. 307 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,699 >> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 308 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,699 >> I THINK OUR SLAVE FRIEND HERE IS ABOUT TO DIE! 309 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,699 >> SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 310 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:52,699 >> MAN, ALL THESE SUCKAS LOOK LIKE THEY 'BOUT TWO COTTON BALLS 311 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:55,699 AWAY FROM CROAKIN' OVER. 312 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:57,699 >> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 313 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,700 [ WHIP CRACKS ] >> Bullhorn: GIVE IT TO ME 314 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,699 STRAIGHT, DOC, WITH NO CHASER, 315 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,699 NO JIVE! 316 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:02,699 ARE ALL MY WHITE SLAVES GONNA DIE? 317 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:05,699 >> WELL, OF COURSE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. 318 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:10,700 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU GAVE US A TEA BREAK, OR A LATTE, OR A 319 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:10,699 MAYONNAISE SANDWICH? 320 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,699 >> MAYONNAISE? 321 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,699 UGH. THAT'S DISGUSTING. 322 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,699 >> YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GIVEN US ANY SUNTAN LOTION. 323 00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:19,699 YOU HAVE TO PAMPER WHITE PEOPLE IF YOU WANT US TO... 324 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:20,699 [ GASPS ] WANT US TO... 325 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,699 IF YOU WANT US TO LIVE. 326 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:26,700 [ GROANS ] >> ALL RIGHT, I GUESS WE GOT TO 327 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:26,699 GET THESE MOTHERFUCKERS SOME 328 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,699 MAYONNAISE. 329 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:27,699 BULLHORN, GIVE ALL THOSE SLAVE MASTERS SOME MONEY TO BUY SOME 330 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,699 PAMPERIN'. 331 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:31,699 NOW I GOT TO GO. 332 00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:33,699 I'M-A BE LATE FOR MY BRAZILIAN SCROTUM WAX. 333 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:41,700 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> Black Dynamite: FOR THE FIRST 334 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:41,699 TIME, BLACK DYNAMITE FELT LIKE 335 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,699 THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD DO TO TURN HIS COMMUNITY AROUND. 336 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:43,699 I GUESS SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO LET THE BAD THINGS GET WORSE BEFORE 337 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:46,699 THE WORST THINGS CAN GET BETTER 338 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:47,750 THAN BAD. 339 00:11:47,751 --> 00:11:48,699 >> Cream Corn: MAN, WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN WHITE OPPRESSION 340 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:49,900 WOULD BE SUCH HARD WORK? 341 00:11:49,901 --> 00:11:50,699 >> Bullhorn: IF WE CAN JUST GET SOME CREAM CHEESE AND BAGELS, 342 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,699 EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE. 343 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,699 LOOK! 344 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:59,699 THEY GOT A SLAVERY SALE ON MANISCHEWITZ WINE! 345 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:03,700 >> Black Dynamite: THE COMMUNITY WAS BREAKIN' THEIR BACKS TO 346 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:03,699 PAMPER ALL THEIR WHITE MINIONS. 347 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:09,699 AT THIS POINT, I WASN'T SURE WHO WAS WORKIN' FOR WHO NO MORE. 348 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,700 >> I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M HERE. 349 00:12:11,701 --> 00:12:13,699 I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT FOR SLAVERY. 350 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,699 AND MY FILM! 351 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,699 OH, GOD, WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY FILM? 352 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:17,699 I'M GONNA GET FIRED. 353 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,699 I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 354 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:27,700 [ PANTS ] [ SCREAMS ] 355 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:27,700 >> Black Dynamite: LOOK WHAT THE 356 00:12:27,701 --> 00:12:28,699 FUCK YOU DID TO MY CAR! 357 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,699 >> I'M SORRY. 358 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:30,699 I'M JUST A POOR WHITE RUNAWAY SLAVE TRYING TO GET BACK TO 359 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,750 HOLLYWOOD. 360 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:33,780 PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! 361 00:12:33,781 --> 00:12:34,699 >> Black Dynamite: HEY, AREN'T YOU THAT PEDOPHILE-LOOKIN' HONKY 362 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,699 FILM DIRECTOR THAT GOT SOLD AS A 363 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,699 LAWN MOWER ON THE SLAVE BLOCK THE OTHER DAY? 364 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,220 >> YES. WOODY ALLEN. PLEASE - >> Black Dynamite: WAIT. 365 00:12:41,221 --> 00:12:41,699 THE WOODY ALLEN FROM THE "PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM" 366 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,699 WOODY ALLEN? 367 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,699 >> YEP, YEP, THAT'S ME. 368 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:45,699 NOW IF YOU COULD - Black Dynamite: [ LAUGHS ] 369 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,699 MAN, I LOVE THAT MOVIE! 370 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,700 YOU WERE ONE CLUMSY, WEAK MOTHERFUCKER 371 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,699 [ LAUGHS ] 372 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:50,699 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 373 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,699 HOW DID THAT SCENE GO AGAIN? 374 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:52,699 REMEMBER WHEN THE GUYS CAME OUT OF THE BAR AND THAT ONE DUDE PUT 375 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:55,699 YOU IN A HEADLOCK LIKE THIS? 376 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:59,700 AND - AND - AND HE SAID, "ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, SHORTY!" 377 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:59,699 NOW YOU GO, WOODY. 378 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:00,699 >> [ Choking ] I-I CAN'T BREATH! 379 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,699 >> Black Dynamite: NAH, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID. 380 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:05,700 IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE, "YOUR TATTOOS ARE RUBBING OFF MY 381 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:05,699 NECK." 382 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:07,700 >> YOF TAFTOOS OPH ROMUF OFFAMUNEPH! 383 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,860 >> Black Dynamite: YEAH, YEAH, THAT WAS IT! 384 00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:12,699 [ LAUGHS ] WOODY MOTHERFUCKIN' ALLEN! 385 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,699 NOW, WHY THE HELL DID YOU RUN INTO MY CAR? 386 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,080 >> LOOK, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! 387 00:13:16,081 --> 00:13:17,699 I'M JUST TRYING TO GET BACK HOME TO HOLLYWOOD! 388 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:21,700 >> Black Dynamite: HMM. ONLY BECAUSE BLACK DYNAMITE LIKES 389 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:21,699 YOUR MOVIES AND HE'S ON THE 390 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:25,700 FENCE ABOUT WHITEY SLAVERY IS HE EVEN TAKIN' THE TIME TO 391 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:25,699 UNDERSTAND YOUR WHITEY PLIGHT. 392 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:26,699 [ HOOVES CLACKING ] >> OH, GOD, THEY'RE COMING! 393 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,699 PLEASE HELP ME. 394 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:28,699 >> Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT, I'LL HELP YOU, BUT 395 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,699 BLACK DYNAMITE DON'T DRIVE NO 396 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,699 MS. DAISIES OR MR. WOODYS. 397 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,700 CAN YOU DIG IT? 398 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:42,700 [ WHIP CRACKS ] >> [ Panting ] THIS IS NOT 399 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:42,699 EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, 400 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:43,699 BLACK DYNAMITE. 401 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:46,699 >> Black Dynamite: THE KEY WORD IN "RUNAWAY SLAVE" IS "RUN." 402 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:50,700 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE >> Black Dynamite: AND JUST WHEN 403 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:50,699 I THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET 404 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:54,699 WORSE, I THOUGHT ONE MORE TIME AND THEN THEY DID. 405 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:58,700 THESE TURKEYS TURNED BLACK DYNAMITE'S DOJO INTO A 406 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:58,699 SLAVE QUARTERS, SPA, SLAVERY 407 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,699 PAMPERING SUITE, WHATEVER IT IS! 408 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,699 THEY'RE INTERRUPTING MY KUNG FU. 409 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:06,699 THIS WHITE SLAVERY SHIT HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TOO FAR. 410 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,699 BULLHORN?! HONEY BEE?! 411 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,699 >> Honey Bee: BLACK DYNAMITE, OOH, I'M IN HERE, I'M IN HERE! 412 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:09,699 >> Black Dynamite: HONEY BEE, I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR HIDE-N-SEEK 413 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,699 RIGHT NOW. 414 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:13,699 >> Honey Bee: SHH! 415 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,699 NOW YOU SHUSH YO' MOUTH. 416 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,699 MY WHITE SEX SLAVE GON' HEAR YA NOW. 417 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,699 >> Black Dynamite: WHAT?! 418 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,699 >> Honey Bee: THIS MOTHER[BLEEP]'S IN LOVE! 419 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:18,699 OHH, HE SAYS HE WANTS US TO BE SHACKLED TOGETHER, SO I CAN WHIP 420 00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,699 HIS ASS FOREVER! 421 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,699 HE'S SICK, I'S TELLS YA. 422 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,699 HE'S SICK. 423 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:23,699 >> Black Dynamite: HONEY BEE, DO ME A FAVOR WHILE WE HAVIN' THIS 424 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:25,699 CONVERSATION. 425 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:25,699 STOP TALKIN' LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE AND GET THE FUCK OUT 426 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,700 THE FREEZER! 427 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,700 >> Bullhorn: NOW, BLACK DYNAMITE, I KNOW YOU DON'T 428 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,699 BELIEVE A WORD THE WHITE MAN 429 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,699 SAY! 430 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,699 BUT THIS RUNAWAY SLAVE I CAUGHT SAYS YOU HELPED HIM RUN AWAY! 431 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,699 >> Honey Bee: CREAM CORN, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? 432 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:36,699 >> Cream Corn: I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH CRENSHAW PETE OVER 433 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,699 SOME SUNTAN LOTION. 434 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:41,700 HE MIGHT HAVE BRANDED ME LIKE A BITCH, BUT GUESS WHO GOT THE 435 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:41,699 SUNTAN LOTION? 436 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,699 >> Honey Bee: THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 437 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,699 LOOK AT YOUR ANKLES - THEY'RE BLEEDING. 438 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,700 >> Cream Corn: YEAH, I THINK I GOT TO GIVE MY HOES A BREAK 439 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,699 'CAUSE THESE SHACKLES, THEY'RE 440 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,699 KILLIN' ME. 441 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,700 >> Black Dynamite: NOW, BULLHORN, IT'S TIME TO PUT WHITE 442 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,699 SLAVERY TO AN END! 443 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,700 >> Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY AND MAKE 444 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,699 SURE YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID! 445 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:55,699 THESE ARE BULLHORN'S SLAVES, TOP DEPUTY OVERSEER OF THE WORLD, 446 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:58,700 CRAIG! 447 00:14:58,701 --> 00:15:00,699 >> Black Dynamite: WHO THE FUCK IS CRAIG? 448 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,700 I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS SHIT 449 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,699 HONEY BEE, CALL UP THE REVEREND. 450 00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:04,699 WE NEED TO HAVE A BLACK COMMUNITY TOWN MEETING. 451 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:08,700 [ GAVEL BANGS ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 452 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:08,699 >> WHY IS THIS MEETING HAPPENING 453 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,699 RIGHT NOW? 454 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,160 I GOT TOO MANY WHITE SLAVES THAT NEED MY MASTERIN'. 455 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,699 >> WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT, BLACK DYNAMITE? 456 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,680 I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF GETTIN' MY HUR' DID. 457 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:20,700 >> Black Dynamite: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, SHUT THE FUCK UP 458 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:20,699 WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS ABOLISHING 459 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:21,699 SLAVERY! 460 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,699 >> ABOLISHIN'? 461 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:23,699 BULLHORN, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 462 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,699 I WANT YOU TO STOP HIM RIGHT NOW! 463 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:30,700 >> Black Dynamite: [ GRUNTS ] >> Bullhorn: [ GRUNTS ] 464 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:30,699 >> THAT'S IT! 465 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,700 YOU ARE OFFICIALLY FIRED AS DEPUTY OVERSEER OFFICER 466 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,699 OVERSEER OF THE WORLD! 467 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:34,699 NOT JUST THE COMMUNITY. 468 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,699 THE WORLD! 469 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,700 >> Black Dynamite: NOW, I KNOW YOU ALL THOUGHT THAT WHITE 470 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,700 SLAVERY WAS THE RIGHT THING TO 471 00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:42,699 DO AFTER DISCOVERING YOUR ROOTS IN A MINISERIES. 472 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,699 BUT IT'S DESTROYING THIS COMMUNITY! 473 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:46,470 >> BLACK DYNAMITE, DON'T WHOOP MY ASS, BUT I DISAGREE! 474 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:49,700 MY WHITE LAWYER SLAVE HERE NOT ONLY HELP ME BEAT THE TRIPLE 475 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:49,699 HOMICIDE I WAS FACING, BUT HE 476 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,699 ALSO HELPED ME SAVE MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE. 477 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:51,699 [ CROWD CHEERS ] >> WELL, MY WHITE SLAVE IS 478 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,700 WORTHLESS! 479 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,700 HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO ROLL A JOINT, WASH A CADILLAC, COOK A 480 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,699 POT ROAST, NOTHIN'! 481 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,700 AND I GOT TO KEEP FEEDIN' HIM FISH EGGS AND MAKIN' TEA ALL 482 00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:00,699 DAY! 483 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,699 I'M WITH BLACK DYNAMITE. 484 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,699 I SAY WE NEED TO END WHITE SLAVERY! 485 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:09,700 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> SHUT UP! EVERYBODY, SHUT UP! 486 00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:12,699 WHAT WE NEED IS SOME DEMOCRACY UP IN THIS BITCH! 487 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:18,700 THIS ALLOWS THE CITIZENS OF THIS COMMUNITY TO PARTICIPATE EQUALLY 488 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:18,699 BY ENCOMPASSING THE DAMN SOCIAL, 489 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:23,700 ECONOMIC, AND CULTURAL CONDITIONS THAT ENABLE THE FREE 490 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:23,699 AND EQUAL PRACTICE OF POLITICAL 491 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:29,699 SELF-DETERMINATION, ALL BY HAVING A SIMPLE ASS VOTE! 492 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,699 WHAT? 493 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:33,699 A BASEHEAD COULDN'T USE TO BE A POLITICAL SCIENTIST? 494 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,699 >> SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME. 495 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:39,700 OKAY, BY SHOW OF HANDS, ALL THOSE FOR HONKY SLAVES? 496 00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:41,699 >> Honey Bee: I GOT 237. 497 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:45,699 >> Black Dynamite: AND THOSE FOR FREE HONKIES? 498 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,699 >> Honey Bee: 237 AGAIN. 499 00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,699 >> Black Dynamite: DAMN. 500 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:48,699 IT'S A TIE. 501 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:49,699 NOW WHAT? 502 00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,699 >> WHAT ABOUT BASEHEAD? 503 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,699 HE DIDN'T VOTE. 504 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,699 >> HOLD ON. I'M STILL THINKIN'! 505 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,699 HMM... 506 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:58,700 COLEMAN IS REALLY GOOD AT FINDIN' MY VEINS, AND HE DOES 507 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:58,699 COOK MY HEROIN JUST THE WAY I 508 00:16:58,700 --> 00:16:59,699 LIKES IT. 509 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,699 >> THANK YOU, SIR. 510 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,699 I DO MY BEST. 511 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:06,700 >> BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU NOT REALLY GOOD AT STEALIN' 512 00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:06,699 SHIT COLEMAN, AND YOU KNOW I 513 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,699 CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR MY HABIT SO UH... 514 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:14,699 FOR THAT REASON ALONE, I AM VOTIN' TO END WHITE SLAVERY! 515 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,699 >> SORRY, COLEMAN. 516 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:16,699 [ CROWD CHEERING, GRUMBLING ] >> Black Dynamite: THERE YOU 517 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,699 HAVE IT - WHITE SLAVERY IS 518 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,699 OFFICIALLY ABOLISHED. 519 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:24,699 [ GAVEL BANGS ] >> I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 520 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:25,699 WE'RE FREE. 521 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,699 I GUESS I SHOULD BE HAPPY, BUT I'M NOT. 522 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:33,700 I MEAN, I THOUGHT I WANTED TO GO BACK HOME, BUT HOW CAN I AFTER 523 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:33,699 THIS TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE? 524 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,700 WAIT! EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! 525 00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:37,699 WE CAN'T GO HOME. 526 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,699 >> Black Dynamite: WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, WOODY ALLEN? 527 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:39,699 >> HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION IN WHITE SOCIETY 528 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,699 NOW, HUH? 529 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:46,700 BEING A SLAVE FOR A WHOLE MONTH HAS DESTROYED US 530 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:46,699 PSYCHOLOGICALLY. 531 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:49,699 WE HAVE LOST ALL OUR WHITE SELF-ESTEEM. 532 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:55,700 WHERE'S THAT WHITE ARROGANCE THAT OUR ANCESTORS HAD WHEN THEY 533 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:55,699 KILLED THE INDIANS, HUH? 534 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,699 WHERE'S ALL THAT AMBITION THAT DROPPED THE BOMB ON HIROSHIMA? 535 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,699 IT'S GONE! 536 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:04,700 SO WE CAN'T GO BACK TO BEING OURSELVES ANYMORE BECAUSE WE ARE 537 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:04,699 NOT OURSELVES ANYMORE. 538 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:08,700 I GUESS WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO ASSIMILATE OURSELVES INTO THE 539 00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:08,699 BLACK COMMUNITY UNTIL WE CAN 540 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:12,700 BUILD UP THE SELF-CONFIDENCE TO STEAL IT, 'CAUSE WE DAMN SURE 541 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:12,700 CAN'T GO BACK TO BEVERLY HILLS 542 00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:15,699 OR BEVERLY HILLS ADJACENT. 543 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,699 WE WOULD BE A SHAME TO OUR WHOLE RACE. 544 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:21,700 [ CHEERS, APPLAUSE ] SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, WHITE 545 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:21,699 FOLKS? 546 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,699 LET'S GO GET US SOME ROSCOES! 547 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,700 [ CROWD CHEERS ] >> Black Dynamite: AND 548 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,699 ASSIMILATE THEIR WHITE ASSES 549 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,699 THEY DID. 550 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:27,699 THEY WERE DRIVING CADILLACS, PIMPIN', HUSTLIN;, WEARING 551 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:30,699 AFROS. 552 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:34,700 THEY EVEN PUT THEIR MOUTHS ON OUR WATER FOUNTAINS, AND THAT'S 553 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:34,699 JUST NASTY. 554 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:38,700 I GUESS THEY WANTED EQUAL RIGHTS, BUT THE BLACK COMMUNITY 555 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:38,699 JUST AIN'T THE BLACK COMMUNITY 556 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,700 WITHOUT THE COMMUNITY BEING BLACK. 557 00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:42,699 HM. 558 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,699 >> HM. 559 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:44,699 >> Black Dynamite: ROSCOE, WHAT'S UP WITH OUR SEATS, AND 560 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:45,699 WHY ARE ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE 561 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:46,750 OUTSIDE? 562 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:47,699 >> I'M SORRY, BLACK DYNAMITE, BUT I'M AFRAID THEY HAD 563 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,699 RESERVATIONS. 564 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:52,699 SEE, THAT'S WHAT WHITE FOLKS DO WHEN THEY GO OUT TO EAT. 565 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,699 AND DID YOU KNOW THEY HAD A THING CALLED "TIPS"? 566 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,699 >> Black Dynamite: WELL, HERE'S A TIP FOR THEM. 567 00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:01,700 AN ASS IN BLACK DYNAMITE'S SEAT, NO MATTER WHAT COLOR IT IS, IS 568 00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:01,699 AN ASS IN BLACK DYNAMITE'S SEAT. 569 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:05,700 >> WE HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO EAT HERE AS YOU DO, 570 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:05,699 BLACK DYNAMITE, AND WE DESERVE 571 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,699 TO BE TREATED LIKE BLACK PEOPLE. 572 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:10,699 >> ♪ WHITE SHALL OVERCOME BLACKS! 573 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:17,700 ♪ WHITE SHALL OVER- [ CROWD CHEERS ] 574 00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:17,699 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! 575 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:21,700 >> Bullhorn: BLACK DYNAMITE, YOU WERE RIGHT FOR BRINGING SLAVERY 576 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:21,699 TO AN END. 577 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,699 I SHOULD HAVE STUCK BY YOU AND BEEN A BETTER FRIEND. 578 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:27,700 BUT NOW I KNOW FOLLOWING AL SHARPTON WAS DUMB, 'CAUSE I 579 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:27,699 SURE WISH THESE PECKERWOODS 580 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,699 WOULD GO BACK FROM WHERE THEY COME. 581 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,700 >> Black Dynamite: IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL TO FEEL LIKE 582 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,699 PUTTING WHITE PEOPLE IN SHACKLES 583 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:32,699 SOMETIMES, BULLHORN, BUT REMEMBER, VENGEANCE AIN'T ALWAYS 584 00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,699 AS SWEET AS IT TASTES. 585 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,699 >> Honey Bee: UH-OH. 586 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,699 YOU MIGHT WANT TO SLOW DOWN, BLACK DYNAMITE. 587 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,699 CRACKER RIGHTS FREEDOM FIGHTERS, 12:00. 588 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:41,699 >> [ Chanting ] BEING WHITE IS ALSO RIGHT! 589 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,699 BEING WHITE IS ALSO RIGHT! 590 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:49,700 >> WE, THE WHITE FOLKS OF THE BLACK COMMUNITY, ARE NOT MOVING 591 00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:49,699 OUR CHEEKS FROM THIS HERE 592 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,699 MONUMENT UNTIL WE RECEIVE REPARATIONS! 593 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:52,699 >> THAT'S RIGHT! 594 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:53,699 STICK IT TO THE MAYNE! 595 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,700 >> Bullhorn: SHIT! REVEREND AL DONE FLIPPED THE 596 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,699 SCRIPT. 597 00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:00,700 AL SHARPTON, UNLESS YOU WENT COLOR-BLIND, YOU GOT SOME 598 00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:00,699 'SPLAININ' TO DO ABOUT THESE 599 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,699 WHITE-POWER SIGNS. 600 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:06,700 >> RACIAL INEQUALITY DOES NOT HAVE A COLOR, BROTHER, BUT IT 601 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:06,699 DOES HAVE A PRICE, SO THE ONLY 602 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:09,699 SIGNS I SEE ARE GREEN DOLLAR SIGNS. 603 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:09,699 >> MAN, GET YOUR WHITE ASSES OFF OUR KING AND TAKE THEM BACK TO 604 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,699 BEVERLY HILLS AND 605 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,699 BEVERLY HILLS ADJACENT! 606 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,699 >> WE DIDN'T LAND ON THIS BLACK COMMUNITY! 607 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,699 THIS BLACK COMMUNITY LANDED ON US! 608 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:27,700 [ ALL SHOUTING ] >> Black Dynamite: EVERYBODY, 609 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:27,699 STOP, STOP! 610 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:34,700 [ ALL SHOUTING ] >> Black Dynamite: EVERYBODY, 611 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:34,699 STOP, STOP! 612 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,699 SO, HERE WE ARE, IN THE SAME FREEZE FRAME WE STARTED WITH. 613 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:41,700 BULLHORN IS ABOUT TO KILL AL SHARPTON, AND THE BLACK 614 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:41,699 COMMUNITY IS ABOUT TO SPRAY 615 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,699 WHITE CIVIL-RIGHTS FIGHTERS WITH HOSES. 616 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,700 THIS IS SOME WEIRD-ASS, HEAVY SHIT 617 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,699 AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY TO 618 00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,750 STOP IT. 619 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,750 SUEY! 620 00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:00,040 >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, BLACK DYNAMITE? 621 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,699 >> Black Dynamite: THE SAME THING YOU'RE DOING. 622 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:01,699 >> NO, I'M JUST BEATING UP A WHITE SLAVE FIGHTING FOR RACIAL 623 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:04,699 EQUALITY. 624 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:04,699 YOU'RE DESTROYING A MONUMENT THAT IS A SYMBOL OF OUR STRUGGLE 625 00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:07,699 FOR FREEDOM. 626 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,699 >> Black Dynamite: YOU ALL NEED TO WAKE UP. 627 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,699 LOOK AT YOURSELVES, BLACK COMMUNITY. 628 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,699 IF DR. KING WAS HERE TO SEE THIS, HE WOULD SHIT A BRICK. 629 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:17,700 NOW, WE CAN'T BEAT THE MAN BY BEING THE MAN, AND, WHITE 630 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:17,699 PEOPLE, DON'T LET AL SHARPTON 631 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,699 GET YOUR ASS WHUPPED. 632 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:19,699 SO BEFORE THINGS GET ANY WORSE AND SOMEBODY TOUCHES MY CAR, 633 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,699 CAUSING ME TO FUCK UP 634 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:27,700 EVERYBODY, I SUGGEST WE PRETEND NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED AND 635 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:27,699 GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE. 636 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:28,699 >> WE'RE SORRY, NEGROES. 637 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:29,699 WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO? 638 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,699 >> SO, DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO GO BACK HOME? 639 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:31,699 >> Black Dynamite: WELL, AS FOR YOU, WOODY ALLEN, YOU DON'T HAVE 640 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,699 TO GO HOME. 641 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:35,699 >> I DON'T? 642 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,699 >> Black Dynamite: NAH. 643 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:42,699 BUT YOU GOT TO GET THE FUCK UP OUT OF HERE. 644 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:46,699 >> [ FARTING ] DREAM ACHIEVED! 645 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:47,699 THANK YOU, DR. KING. 646 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:50,699 [ SNIFFS ] SOMEBODY GOT SOME INCENSE? 647 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,699 'CAUSE IT DON'T SMELL RIGHT. 648 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:55,699 [ COUGHS ] I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND! 649 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:55,699 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! 650 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:56,699 >> [ FARTS ] 651 00:21:56,700 --> 00:22:02,699 >> ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! ♪ DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! 652 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:03,699 >> [ FARTS ] 653 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,749 ♪♪ 654 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:09,300 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49019

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