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Nice ride.
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Hey, say hello to your dad for me.
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l haven't seen the big kahuna
for a while.
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Greetings from Venice, California.Hi, I'm Emily Tyler.
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I'm a lucky kid.
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My sister, Tess, and I livein the greatest place.
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People come herefrom all over the world.
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But for us, this is our back yard.
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This is Venice Boardwalk.It's got cool shops...
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...great places to eat,and tons of interesting people.
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It may not look like a typicalneighborhood. You'd be surprised.
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These people are the greatest.
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The real way to judge a placeis when things aren't good.
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Years ago, it was a difficulttime for our family.
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Everyone here really pitched in.
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But more about that later.
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-Hey, Tess.
-Emily.
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Oops!
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My sister and I are a lot alike.Some people can't tell us apart.
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But we're really very different.
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Tess is better at sports,but I surf better.
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My sister's left-handed.I'm right.
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Tess likes boys and I like boys.
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Well, there's gotta besome things we agree on.
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And another thing we agree on. We gotabout the greatest dad in the world.
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Anyway, we're just a couple kidsfrom Venice, California.
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It isn't just a cool place to visit.It's our home.
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Hey, Emily.
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Have you seen the whisk?
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What?
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We've lost the whisk?
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!
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How can we go on?
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-Do you know what a whisk is?
-No.
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-Chefs use it to scramble eggs.
-Why not forks?
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lt bruises.
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Next you'll worry about hurting
their feelings.
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Here. Watch.
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Scramble, scramble, scramble....
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-Scrambled eggs.
-No, no, no.
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That is scrambled eggs.
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-Dad's been working again.
-Let's bring him breakfast.
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This is our dad. He's a sculptor.
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Not a starving artist.Maybe you've seen his work.
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Since our mom died two years ago,all he does is work.
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That's great for his fans,but not so great for us.
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-Morning, Dad.
-Morning, Dad.
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Morning, Monster. Munchkin.
Come here.
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-Oh, you're so dirty.
-Dirty man. Dirty man.
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-Whisk.
-Oh, there it is.
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l was looking for that.
lf l could find my blowtorch.
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lt's under the coffeepot.
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-You've been working all night again.
-all night, what?
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ls it morning already?
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See that bright stuff out there?
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-Hear the birds chirping?
-Yes, yes, l do.
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Oh, Dad, it's excellent.
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-What happens here?
-You know, l'm not really sure yet.
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I'm working more from sort of
a "feeling" place these days.
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You can't work on an empty stomach,
so let's eat.
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-Come on.
-Oh, look at this! Great.
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You missed killer waves this morning.
El Ni�o sent some awesome 6-footers.
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How come you never surf anymore?
You used to be first on the beach.
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l don't know. l guess l just
haven't felt like it.
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Are you meeting us for ice cream?
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lce cream? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
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Dad, are you okay?
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Yeah, sure. Why?
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Lately, you seem kind of out of it.
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No, l haven't been out of it.
l've been totally with it.
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Dad!
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What is that?
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Orange juice.
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-Oh, my God!
-On cereal.
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l wanted milk.
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-lt's me. l forgot my key.
-What's the password?
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l've got a client with me.
They love to tease me.
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-Just go let him in.
-all right.
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l discovered Maxwell as a student.
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Classically trained but very hip.
Very now. Very cutting edge. Edgy.
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This is Nigel, my dad's agent.
He's like family.
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The kind of family that moves inand never leaves.
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Hi, Nige.
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-And the password is...?
-Client.
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Where's your daddy? ln the studio
creating his latest masterpiece?
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Dad.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go sit down.
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Hi.
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-Max Tyler.
-Enola Rubenstein.
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As in the Rubenstein Foundation.
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-Mrs. Rubenstein.
-Ms. Rubenstein.
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The piece l want to show you
is right over this way.
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-ls he single?
-Widower.
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Excellent!
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This one...
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...is breathtaking.
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That's our mother.
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-Really?
-She was a ballerina.
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Dad fell for her when he saw her dance.
lt was love at first sight.
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Later he waited backstage with
a huge bouquet of roses.
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And she flipped for him.
Who wouldn't?
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And from that day on,
they were never apart.
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Dad said every day with her
was magic.
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How utterly romantic.
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l must have him.
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lt.
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How much?
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l'm sorry. This piece isn't for sale.
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Nigel will let you know
what's available. Excuse us.
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Artists. They're so temperamental,
so moody, so-- You know.
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Call my contractor when the sculpture's
ready to be delivered.
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There's an extra 25% for you
if you get me a date with Max.
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Wish l could.
He hasn't gotten over losing his wife.
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Yes, what a shame. What a tragedy.
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And yet his anguish
keeps you in Armani.
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-Ta, darling.
-Ta, dear.
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Thank you!
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The bank won't cash that
if there's slobber on it.
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Nice suit!
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-Another Rolex?
-Saw your new Range Rover outside.
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How come Dad's still driving his old
Cutlass and you get a new car?
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l have to look successful
in the circles l travel.
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l don't want anyone l meet
to think...
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...they're the first person
to write me a big check.
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Now speaking of big checks, l think
l'll walk this one to the bank.
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There's something fishy
about that guy.
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Fishy? all you need is mayonnaise
and you've got tuna salad.
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This is our swim club,home of the Westside Squids.
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Every year there's a diving meetbetween the Squids...
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...and our Palos Verdes rivals.
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My sister, Tess,is the team's best diver.
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Me? I do okay.
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And this is Brad, our swim coach.Need I say more?
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Great try, Emily. Better.
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Thanks, Bod! l mean, Brad.
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l never trained a more beautiful
and talented diver.
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-Can l take you to the 7th grade dance?
-Pick me up at 7:30.
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-Next!
-lsn't Tess gonna dive?
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See you later.
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Put this on my back.
l don't wanna get sunburned.
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all right already.
l'm not your slave girl.
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Oops!
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lf you'd concentrate on diving like
you do on the diving instructor...
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...we might have a chance to win.
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l can't help it. He's a hunkasaurous.
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How could you not think
he is totally delish?
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-He's not her type.
-What is?
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A man who can jamDude with a tude
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A tower of powerCan rock the shower
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-Rock what?
-l gotta work on my rhyming.
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This is Cody.We've known him since...
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...forever.He lives in the neighborhood.
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Cody has a big crushon my sister, Tess.
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She's the only one that doesn't know.
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Two tickets to the No Doubt concert
next weekend.
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My old man worked on their album.
l got backstage passes.
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That's so cool! My favorite band.
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Good, l was hoping
you might be up for it.
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We can't go
without a responsible adult.
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-My au pair. She's 18.
-She said responsible.
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Your au pair used to be a groupie.
Your dad met her on tour.
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Tess, let's show 'em how it's done.
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Hey, Jules. Hey, Kristen.
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Who's that?
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-Some new kid.
-l heard he's from Holly-weird.
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-Don't panic. l've got you!
-Let go of me, college boy, l'm fine.
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How would you like it if someone
laughed because you fell in the water?
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-Well, it was sort of funny.
-Yeah, hilarious.
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l heard he goes to a special school
for problem kids.
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-Heard he got kicked out.
-He did time at juvie hall.
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One thing's for sure. He should be
arrested for crimes against fashion.
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What is he doing?
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That guy probably can't swim a stroke.
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You don't even dive
off the high platform...
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...and you're our best diver!
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Banzai!
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l think your reputation's safe.
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This is our hangout, Van Gogh's Ear.Dad took Mom here on their first date.
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We came here so often,Autumn named a sandwich after us.
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Autumn! Autumn!
Hi, guess who we brought?
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Hi, stranger. We missed you!
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Hi, girls.
lt's good to see you.
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lt's good to see you too.
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Wow, look at this!
The place has not changed at all.
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Thank you.
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That wasn't a compliment.
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Hey, Max, where you been, man?
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Dude, you look like a fish belly.
You're in need of serious sun.
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-l've been busy working.
-Bummer.
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Here, let's sit.
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-Autumn, my dear?
-Yes?
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Still make those famous
ice cream sundaes?
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With cookie dough and three spoons!
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-And marshmallow sauce.
-And whipped cream?
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And nuts?
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Dad?
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Yeah. Nuts.
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Okay, well,
Tyler family special coming up.
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This is a great idea, huh?
Get out of the house...
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-...see all your friends for a change.
-Sure.
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Maybe we can ride the roller coaster
at the pier?
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l hardly ever throw up anymore.
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Except yesterday.
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And there's supposed to be
a pretty sunset tonight.
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-Do you girls remember your mother?
-Dad.
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Of course we do.
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No, l mean...
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...l mean really remember her?
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Remember her laugh?
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How her hair smelled?
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Just how full of life she was.
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l remember Mom would make us all drive
to Big Bear just to touch the snow.
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l remember she was great
at telling stories.
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Especially about San Francisco.
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lt'd be fun if we drove up
there some weekend.
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What do you say?
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-Thank you.
-Thanks, Daddy.
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-Oh, here.
-Oh, it's on the house.
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Oh! Thanks.
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You know, l never liked the nuts.
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l always just got them
on my sundae because...
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...because your mother did.
l'm sorry.
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You girls go ahead and finish up.
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l'll meet you at home.
Come right away.
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-Tess, you awake?
-You can't sleep either?
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Thinking about Mom?
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l miss her.
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l miss her too.
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l think about her every night.
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Every day.
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There's so much we never
got to talk about.
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lf she were here,
she'd know how to help Dad.
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-l wish she were here.
-Me too.
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What if something happens to Dad?
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What? Like he could die of sadness?
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You've seen Jerry Springer.
lt happens.
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Let's face it, maybe what Dad needs
to cheer him up...
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...is a woman.
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Sometimes l think you're the smart one.
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You just figured that out?
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l'm gonna get you.
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SWF, 30s, n/s...
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...lSO SM, B&B for R&M?
244
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:36,375
You need a code book to decipher this.
245
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:41,780
lt's easy, single, white female
in her 30s, non-smoker...
246
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:46,980
...seeks single male, brown hair,
brown eyes, for romance and monogamy.
247
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:51,026
-Wow, you're good.
-You have to read between the lines.
248
00:18:51,263 --> 00:18:54,824
-Any time they compare--
-My fly girls. How's it going?
249
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,900
-Cody.
-Reading the personals? What's up?
250
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,536
Finding Dad a woman.
251
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:03,263
Easy. Get him a guitar.
Chicks dig musicians.
252
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:07,104
Our dad is a famous artist.
He's got enough groupies.
253
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,973
A smart and pretty woman.
254
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:12,411
lndependent, but still likes
to be taken care of.
255
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,484
You could sit
on an lnternet chat room.
256
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,554
Don't you watch the news?
That's creepy.
257
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:23,625
You go in for a chat, and you end up
stalked by psycho-people.com.
258
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,159
Dad won't go for it.
259
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:30,096
My dad's company got a billboard
on Sunset to advertise his CD.
260
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:33,532
Went platinum in one day.
Girls were mobbing him.
261
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:37,264
-l'm liking this.
-A personal ad on a billboard?
262
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,672
-The whole city would see it.
-Cody, you rock.
263
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,909
-lt's perfect.
-Maximum exposure.
264
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,643
We go in under cover of darkness.
265
00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,290
Go, go, go!
266
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,288
Stop.
267
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,429
-Cool, pull out.
-Go, come on.
268
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,632
Stop, stop.
269
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,508
Stay right behind me.
270
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,234
all clear. Go, go, go.
271
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,636
-There's cars coming.
-Don't look down.
272
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,575
Camouflage, part two!
273
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,218
Easy, easy, easy. Take it back up!
274
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:35,150
Careful.
275
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:46,660
Wrong house.
The musician lives three doors down.
276
00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,128
l'm looking for you, Dad.
277
00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:51,693
Excuse me?
278
00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:56,931
l realize it's unorthodox, just showing
up. But l'm no good with letters.
279
00:22:57,743 --> 00:22:59,176
l can't write.
280
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:04,514
-Dad, what's going on?
-You must be the artists.
281
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:08,345
l'm the artist. These are my daughters.
Who are you?
282
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:10,680
Well, l'm interested.
283
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,958
-Cool to the max!
-Right on.
284
00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,689
My gosh, Emily, it's working!
285
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:20,955
Will somebody tell me
what this is all about?
286
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:26,262
The billboard, what else?
Big gestures really get me.
287
00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,537
l am completely clueless here.
288
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:38,841
Somebody better give me the 41 1 ,
and fast.
289
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:43,081
-You mean he doesn't know about this?
-Girls?
290
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,987
lt's really gonna blow your mind.
291
00:23:48,527 --> 00:23:52,019
-Let's get dressed.
-We'll show you your billboard.
292
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:57,858
You'll excuse us, won't you?
Girls?
293
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,643
In L.A., people will do anythingto get noticed.
294
00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:13,578
I'm on Sunset Blvd.with Billboard Dad...
295
00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:16,617
...the man who put a personal adon a billboard.
296
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:20,990
Billboard Dad, is this gettingthe results you wanted?
297
00:24:21,226 --> 00:24:24,593
I find the whole thinga little embarrassing--
298
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:27,594
Brooke, check this out.
"Billboard Dad."
299
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:31,064
He put a personal ad
on a billboard over Sunset.
300
00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,361
Not interested.
301
00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:36,665
-Are you crazy? He's gorgeous.
-Please. l'm not that shallow.
302
00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:41,743
l am! Come on, he's not drooling,
he's not talking to himself.
303
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:46,314
His knuckles don't drag when he walks.
"Here comes the bride."
304
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:51,113
Only in L.A. are desperation and
insanity a public interest story.
305
00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:54,382
l know, l know. But he's so cute.
306
00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:57,423
lt's like rock, paper, scissors.
307
00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:01,462
Really cute covers desperation
and smashes insanity.
308
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:07,028
You're the first person l've met whose
mom doesn't worry about her enough.
309
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:12,107
You have to start dating. lt's been
26 months since you got divorced.
310
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,608
26 months? You're counting?
311
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,178
A bookkeeper's job is to count.
312
00:25:17,415 --> 00:25:21,351
lf you don't put yourself out there,
you won't meet anyone.
313
00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:26,490
l finally have my life together.
l don't need a rebound relationship.
314
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,956
Jack's remarrying.
Look what it's done to our son.
315
00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:35,531
So the cheating ex-husband gets
to be happy, but you have to suffer?
316
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:40,068
l'm not suffering.
l don't need a man to make me happy.
317
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:41,966
Okay.
318
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:47,372
-We're certainly hoping.-These are your girls? They're twins!
319
00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:50,104
Why did you do this for your father?
320
00:25:50,348 --> 00:25:53,215
He's got a lot to offer a woman.
321
00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:56,181
So we said it for him.He's the greatest.
322
00:25:56,421 --> 00:26:01,324
-From the mouths of babes.-She called us "babes. "
323
00:26:01,526 --> 00:26:03,153
Forgive her.
324
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,891
And I'm the smart one.
325
00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:12,030
Who'd date a man who puts
a personal ad up on a billboard?
326
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:13,430
l would.
327
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:16,641
You think Jughead from Archie
has potential.
328
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:19,571
With a different hat,
is all l'm saying.
329
00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:24,043
Billboard Dad has a sense of humor,
and his kids like him.
330
00:26:24,282 --> 00:26:26,773
Listen to you! You're as bad as him.
331
00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:29,885
lf you write a letter,
you're on your own.
332
00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:33,989
Yes, yes, and l'm very, very sorry.
333
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,224
l think we all are.
334
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:37,826
No, no.
335
00:26:38,029 --> 00:26:42,227
l had no idea they were
planning any of this.
336
00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:46,125
l did see it on the news.
337
00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:48,662
A new one?
338
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,201
Oh, so this isn't a problem?
339
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,503
Don't thank me.
Please, do not thank me.
340
00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:58,375
Me? Well, l have blue eyes.
341
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,108
Great. Goodbye.
342
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,044
Well.
343
00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:08,191
lt seems the billboard company
won't press charges.
344
00:27:08,426 --> 00:27:09,620
Billboard company?
345
00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:13,059
lt seems they love the free publicity.
346
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,560
What publicity?
347
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:17,064
They'll put up a new billboard.
348
00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:20,601
-They can't take it down!
-What about the women?
349
00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:22,101
What women?
350
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:27,745
Girls, girls. lf l wanted
to go out, which l don't...
351
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:30,379
...l would find my own date, okay?
352
00:27:30,615 --> 00:27:34,483
And not by putting
a billboard up over Sunset Strip!
353
00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:38,122
Then how?
You hardly ever leave the studio.
354
00:27:38,356 --> 00:27:41,883
You don't hang with your friends.
You never go out.
355
00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:45,460
You don't even do anything
with us anymore!
356
00:27:46,464 --> 00:27:48,261
Now....
357
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:51,762
Sit. Nobody moves.
358
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,804
l'll get it.
359
00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:55,763
What is going on?
360
00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:57,669
Nigel....
361
00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:13,220
Hey, Mr. Tyler.
362
00:28:14,659 --> 00:28:16,490
Got quite a bit of mail.
363
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,095
-Unbelievable!
-You're a hottie!
364
00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:23,961
-Who in the world is this mail for?
-Me.
365
00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:27,361
By the way, l saw you on the news.
366
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:31,572
Nice job, Tess, Emily.
We're with you.
367
00:28:32,977 --> 00:28:36,606
The news? Nobody asked me
about airtime!
368
00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:39,476
Maxwell, l'm in charge of your PR!
369
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,346
l know what's best for you!
370
00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:51,791
-There must be a million letters here.
-Two million.
371
00:28:52,931 --> 00:28:58,028
-This one smells romantic.
-This one sent a bribe.
372
00:29:01,106 --> 00:29:04,837
-This one sent a picture.
-That's a cat.
373
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:10,173
Oh, my goodness, you're right.
lt was the whiskers that threw me.
374
00:29:10,381 --> 00:29:12,906
You've got to be a little curious.
375
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:16,120
-Some of these women sound good.
-Yeah?
376
00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,379
Look, this one's a doctor.
377
00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:24,287
A concert cellist.
378
00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:31,227
And a fashion model.
379
00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:34,834
Come on, just a couple dates. Please?
380
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,765
-Please, Dad? For us?
-Please?
381
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:40,945
-Please?
-Please, please, please?
382
00:29:44,682 --> 00:29:48,914
all right, l tell you what.
l will go out on three dates.
383
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,087
-Seven.
-Five.
384
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:51,619
Sold.
385
00:29:53,358 --> 00:29:55,724
Only because l love you two.
386
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,895
After these five dates...
387
00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:02,558
...you will leave me alone.
Understood?
388
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:06,100
Great. Five dates.
You have your wish.
389
00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:09,898
l hope you're happy.
Any more money, give it to me.
390
00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:27,057
So you come here often?
391
00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:31,488
Pardon me, but you don't look
like you want to be here.
392
00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:34,630
l'm sorry....
393
00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:39,226
lt's been a while since l've been out.
394
00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:42,098
l think l'm just out of practice.
395
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,332
Don't worry, l've had plenty.
396
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:47,738
lt's always the same story.
397
00:30:47,946 --> 00:30:53,885
You ask me to tell you about myself.
l'll pour my heart out.
398
00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:58,851
You'll tell me exactly
what l want to hear...
399
00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:02,926
...make me fall
madly in love with you...
400
00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:06,619
...and that's the moment
when you'll dump me.
401
00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:10,924
Let's end this charade right now,
before l get hurt...
402
00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:15,606
...while l've still got enough Prozac
left from the last jerk.
403
00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,934
l'm out of here.
404
00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:19,972
Okay.
405
00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:25,843
Waiter. The check.
406
00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:28,548
Do you have ear wax?
lt's genetic.
407
00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:32,189
My entire family has
a terrible problem with it.
408
00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:35,392
Oh wait!
l have a Q-Tip in my purse!
409
00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:37,254
Gotcha!
410
00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,860
lt's in here, l swear.
411
00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:42,964
Q-tippie!
412
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:50,100
Check.
413
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,208
You have lovely eyes.
414
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,487
Thank you.
415
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,993
Waiter, the check.
416
00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:15,423
Have you ever dated
a Parisian woman before?
417
00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:17,396
No.
418
00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:21,197
You're in for a treat, ch�ri.
419
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,039
Garcon!
420
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:27,008
Oh, boy.
421
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,707
Waiter! Garcon.
422
00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:34,242
Make sure you chew it real good.
423
00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:39,218
Don't eat too fast, or you'll give
yourself a little tummy ache.
424
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,358
Oh, you need a napkin.
425
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,619
Here you go.
426
00:32:44,862 --> 00:32:46,261
Thank you.
427
00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,694
Little cute guy needs a napkin.
428
00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:52,632
Oh, look at that.
He's got a little schmutz.
429
00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:55,271
Oh, he's a cute one!
430
00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:57,532
-He's so cute.
-Yeah, he is.
431
00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:00,241
Waiter!
432
00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:03,413
-He's a cutie.
-l'm gonna sit down now.
433
00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,048
-Okey-dokey.
-Okey-dokey.
434
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:14,815
-We should've made it seven dates.
-You can't give up!
435
00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:17,254
Girls, a deal is a deal.
436
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,354
We have a whole bag full of letters.
437
00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:23,658
There's gotta be someone
in there for you.
438
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,133
lt just didn't work out.
439
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,770
Come on, Tess. Let's go.
440
00:33:51,429 --> 00:33:55,456
Goes in, l go out on a date.
441
00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:03,865
Close, but....
all right, one more.
442
00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:11,006
l will marry this woman.
443
00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:20,279
lt's up...
444
00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:22,652
...and it's bad.
445
00:34:28,332 --> 00:34:30,732
The man never liked dating anyway...
446
00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:32,766
...and that one's bad too.
447
00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,599
The pressure's on.
448
00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:41,937
all right, there's
no pressure whatsoever.
449
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:43,875
Oh....
450
00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:46,310
Oh, boy.
451
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,215
Oh, you're kidding!
452
00:34:51,823 --> 00:34:56,851
Wow! Of course l'd like to meet you.
How about tomorrow?
453
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,620
At the art museum? 1 1 :30?
454
00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:03,561
l'll be there. Okay, bye.
455
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:08,963
Guess who's got a date
with Billboard Dad? Moi.
456
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:14,136
-l'm nervous.
-Don't be nervous.
457
00:35:14,378 --> 00:35:17,472
He had the sense to pick a museum.
Shows class.
458
00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:21,207
-Hey, you're right. He's cultured.
-Yeah, educated.
459
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,818
He's never gonna like me.
460
00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:26,923
Yes, he will. He's gonna love you.
461
00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:28,125
l look okay?
462
00:35:28,359 --> 00:35:30,486
-You look beautiful.
-Not too--
463
00:35:30,728 --> 00:35:33,754
You didn't try too hard,
but you look nice.
464
00:35:35,399 --> 00:35:38,232
This is your day.
Tell me why l'm here.
465
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:43,736
The guy looks fine on TV, but what if
he turns out to be a weirdo?
466
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:45,303
When l tug my ear--
467
00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:48,637
l know, l pretend to bump into you.
Then what?
468
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,576
l tag along?
This is so high school.
469
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,376
Hey, high school was my best years.
470
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:58,111
-l'll be your best friend.
-You already are.
471
00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:01,655
Okay, l'll be over there.
472
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:04,987
lf you need me, just tug.
473
00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:16,536
-Do you mind if l sit here?
-No.
474
00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:27,642
l love Calder.
475
00:36:27,885 --> 00:36:31,446
So do l. His work just
makes me feel like smiling.
476
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,994
l always loved that piece.
477
00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:44,201
l did studies of it
when l was a student.
478
00:36:44,435 --> 00:36:48,030
-Are you an artist?
-Sculptor, actually.
479
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:52,866
Not that l've ever gotten
any of my work in here yet....
480
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:56,307
Don't feel bad.
l think you have to be dead.
481
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:00,543
Dad's talking to that woman.
482
00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:03,310
l'll give that a few years.
483
00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:07,584
-She must be his date.
-She's pretty.
484
00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:11,788
He's laughing.
l think he likes her.
485
00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:16,898
So you say your friend
is here for a date.
486
00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:18,726
That's right.
487
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:24,465
My best friend actually wrote
that guy on TV, Billboard Dad.
488
00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:27,542
l'm here in case
she needs bailing out.
489
00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:31,237
Oh, yeah. Well, l know how that goes.
490
00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:34,981
Hey, you two were on TV.
491
00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:37,016
Billboard Dad's kids.
492
00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:38,586
-Yeah.
-That's us.
493
00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:42,225
Somebody great on paper,
then you meet them...
494
00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:45,520
...and it's like,
""What planet are you from?""
495
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,391
Especially in this case.
496
00:37:51,135 --> 00:37:53,831
Where's your father? l'm his date.
497
00:37:54,071 --> 00:37:55,698
You're his date?
498
00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:58,437
Then who's he talking to?
499
00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:03,273
l'm curious.
Why didn't you answer that?
500
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:06,177
-What? The billboard?
-Yeah.
501
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,947
Well, because...
502
00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:16,282
...love doesn't happen that way.
503
00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:19,725
You don't believe in love
at first sight?
504
00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:24,931
l'm sorry. What did you say?
505
00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:27,571
Dad, we found your date.
506
00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:30,741
-Did you see us?
-l thought you stood me up.
507
00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:33,739
l'm sorry.
l was talking to your friend.
508
00:38:33,944 --> 00:38:36,310
l didn't realize you were waiting.
509
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:39,142
You're Billboard Dad?
510
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,585
-Max, actually.
-Brooke.
511
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:43,954
Debbie.
512
00:38:44,388 --> 00:38:46,253
-Debbie. Debbie.
-Debbie.
513
00:38:47,191 --> 00:38:49,591
-You met Emily and Tess.
-Oh, yes.
514
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,796
This could've beena really weird moment.
515
00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:56,956
We knew Dad liked Brooke.Debbie knew Brooke liked Dad.
516
00:38:57,201 --> 00:39:00,102
She suggested theyhave lunch together.
517
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,932
Talk about a good friend.
518
00:39:05,042 --> 00:39:06,839
-Nice meeting you.
-You too.
519
00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:11,481
-You girls behave yourselves.
-Don't worry, we will.
520
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,352
That's what he thinks.
521
00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:22,788
So l moved from Boston
after optometry school.
522
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:27,930
l did post-graduate work at Parsons
and my company was born.
523
00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:31,464
-Why glasses?
-My mom used to say:
524
00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:32,658
So far, so good.
525
00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:35,770
""Men don't make passes
at girls in glasses.""
526
00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:37,167
l'll change that.
527
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,833
Well, l can't imagine men
not making passes at you.
528
00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:44,138
l mean, you're very beautiful.
529
00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:46,983
Thank you.
530
00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:51,119
-He said she's beautiful.
-She's crushing on him.
531
00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:55,985
Let's give them a nudge.
Give me all the money you've got.
532
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:04,292
No, no! Not that table!
533
00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:06,662
Sit somewhere else!
534
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,631
-Thank you.
-So why sculpting?
535
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:15,835
l was just so bad at basketball.
Very clumsy young man.
536
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:20,244
-l don't think we ordered these.
-Compliments of the house.
537
00:40:20,484 --> 00:40:21,849
Well, thank you.
538
00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:26,548
-ls he gonna kiss her?
-l don't know, l can't see!
539
00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,452
That has to do with you.
540
00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:30,557
For mademoiselle.
541
00:40:30,795 --> 00:40:32,319
How beautiful!
542
00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:36,231
-lt's been taken care of.
-Thank you.
543
00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:40,265
Oh, well. lt's nothing, really.
544
00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:42,872
You're stepping on my foot!
545
00:40:43,073 --> 00:40:45,940
Get your elbow out of my stomach!
l'll fall!
546
00:40:48,979 --> 00:40:52,608
Don't look at me.
My sister's the graceful one.
547
00:40:52,817 --> 00:40:55,718
Girls, hello.
548
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,445
We'll be talking later, won't we?
549
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,593
Hey, down in the seat, both of you.
550
00:41:03,828 --> 00:41:07,229
l don't want to hear
another peep out of you.
551
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,093
They could use a lesson in subtlety.
552
00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:15,533
Oh, l don't know. l think being direct
always gets the best results.
553
00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:18,141
Well, in that case...
554
00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:23,711
...l'm supposed to wait three days,
but you want to go out with me again?
555
00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:26,747
l mean, just me this time?
556
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:31,512
l'd really like to get
to know you better, but....
557
00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:34,451
Uh-oh. ""But.""
558
00:41:36,393 --> 00:41:41,888
l've rushed into relationships before,
and they've ended badly.
559
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:45,432
-We'd have to take things slow.
-Sure, slow.
560
00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:51,574
We can do slow.
We can go however you'd like.
561
00:41:51,809 --> 00:41:55,370
-So how's Saturday?
-Saturday's good.
562
00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:22,969
Hello. You look gorgeous.
563
00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:26,904
-Thank you. You look nice too.
-Thank you.
564
00:42:27,144 --> 00:42:28,543
Shall we?
565
00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:36,452
-There you go.
-Thank you very much.
566
00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:42,121
-So thank you.
-lt was very nice getting to know you.
567
00:42:42,626 --> 00:42:45,652
-My love.
-Thank you.
568
00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:49,860
-lt was fun.
-Yeah.
569
00:42:52,002 --> 00:42:54,698
-There you go.
-That door.
570
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:02,708
-Good night.
-Good night.
571
00:43:18,796 --> 00:43:22,630
-Good night.
-Yeah.
572
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,787
Well, it's about time, Maxwell.
573
00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:50,425
Who is this woman
keeping you from your work?
574
00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:53,755
We're two weeks away from the show!
575
00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:59,402
You should be in your studio,
not frolicking with some trollop.
576
00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:02,966
Language! Besides...
577
00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:05,903
...when have l ever let you down?
578
00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:09,772
There will be plenty of pieces
for the new show.
579
00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:14,144
This new direction l'm going in
is very exciting.
580
00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:17,843
New? No, no, no!
New is bad.
581
00:44:18,589 --> 00:44:23,856
The buyers want to see a sculpture
like the piece that made you famous.
582
00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:28,394
Remember that? Stick with
the old stuff. l can sell it.
583
00:44:28,632 --> 00:44:31,465
Oh, posh, Nigel!
584
00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:37,372
You could sell igloos to the Eskimos.
We all know this. Besides....
585
00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:41,203
Brooke's encouraging me
to broaden my focus.
586
00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:44,312
And you know something?
587
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:49,782
So l tell you what, pal, you stick
with the money. That'll be your job.
588
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:53,615
l want to do my job, my friend.
589
00:44:54,391 --> 00:44:58,623
Don't listen to her.
l made you famous, my friend.
590
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,057
Nigel, my friend...
591
00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:03,725
...good night.
592
00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:13,007
l'm the one with the massive
credit card debt.
593
00:45:13,243 --> 00:45:16,838
l'm also the one with
the astronomical car payments.
594
00:45:17,081 --> 00:45:20,642
He's in love.
That's wonderful, yeah.
595
00:45:21,318 --> 00:45:24,310
They're trying to ruin me.
Great, thanks.
596
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,492
Wake up!
597
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,466
-Time to hang ten off the long board!
-What time is it?
598
00:45:41,705 --> 00:45:45,106
What time? Time to go!
Come on!
599
00:45:48,011 --> 00:45:49,569
He's back!
600
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,880
Let's see what you got.
601
00:46:05,028 --> 00:46:07,826
You're gonna get wet
in a minute, Emily.
602
00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:18,204
Less than a minute.
603
00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:21,206
Watch where you point
that thing, jerk!
604
00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:28,340
l got you a tape and shirt
from the No Doubt concert.
605
00:46:28,852 --> 00:46:32,049
Wow, thanks, Cody.
That's awesome!
606
00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:37,617
Everybody, listen up!
607
00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:43,356
As you know, the Regional Diving Meet
is coming up at the end of this month.
608
00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:50,006
You remember last year, we got robbed
by those snobs from Palos Verdes.
609
00:46:51,775 --> 00:46:56,838
This year, we've got a chance to
win back first place, and our dignity.
610
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:01,073
Let's all work hard to put
a trophy in our case!
611
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:10,889
They added a new dive.
A reverse pike off the high platform.
612
00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:12,857
Palos Verdes has it.
613
00:47:13,096 --> 00:47:16,532
Well, l'm not great with heights.
614
00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:18,428
But l'll give it a shot.
615
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:20,432
That's my girl.
616
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:27,106
-He called you his girl?
-Get over yourself, Emily.
617
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,317
Okay, you can do this.
618
00:47:41,558 --> 00:47:44,026
Just pretend it's like the low dive.
619
00:47:44,261 --> 00:47:45,819
Only higher.
620
00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:52,294
Much higher.
Like Mount Everest higher!
621
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,403
Concentrate, keep your legs together.
622
00:47:55,639 --> 00:47:57,664
Nice, clean entry.
623
00:48:07,351 --> 00:48:08,318
Darn.
624
00:48:08,518 --> 00:48:10,645
We got a couple of weeks.
625
00:48:10,854 --> 00:48:15,450
Gonna do that at the regionals?
You'll be in the Losers Hall of Shame.
626
00:48:15,659 --> 00:48:18,321
You think you can do better?
Let's see it.
627
00:48:18,528 --> 00:48:19,495
all right.
628
00:48:20,497 --> 00:48:23,660
Like he can dive.
He's a total spazoid.
629
00:48:25,502 --> 00:48:28,062
Oh, my gosh!
630
00:48:28,305 --> 00:48:30,364
He's gonna hurt himself.
631
00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:40,348
Oh, my gosh!
He's better than Tess!
632
00:48:42,686 --> 00:48:44,085
You're on the team!
633
00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:46,915
l don't want to be
on your stupid team.
634
00:48:47,157 --> 00:48:50,820
-That jerk!
-What an idiot!
635
00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:54,054
There are only six spaces on the team.
636
00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:58,735
lf he's on, somebody's
gonna get bumped off.
637
00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:01,301
l'm number six.
638
00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:04,604
lt's gonna be me.
639
00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:12,444
Wow! Where'd you find this place?
640
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:15,675
-l built it.
-You built it?
641
00:49:15,919 --> 00:49:18,888
Designed it.
Supervised the building.
642
00:49:19,356 --> 00:49:23,952
-Why do you have a tractor?
-Forklift, actually.
643
00:49:24,194 --> 00:49:29,154
About half the pieces l work on
are pretty large.
644
00:49:29,399 --> 00:49:31,959
Some are upwards of 18, 20 feet.
645
00:49:32,202 --> 00:49:35,638
l don't feel like lifting that much...
646
00:49:35,872 --> 00:49:39,069
...so a forklift comes in handy.
647
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:43,769
My son would love to get his hands
on some of these tools.
648
00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:46,642
ls he mechanically inclined?
649
00:49:47,217 --> 00:49:49,685
He tinkers with gears and parts.
650
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,651
Or used to, until he hitthis rebellious stage.
651
00:49:53,857 --> 00:49:58,760
l think all kids go through
that ""testing the limits"" thing.
652
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,588
Yeah, l know.
653
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,732
He's upset about his dad
getting remarried.
654
00:50:05,268 --> 00:50:08,260
He wants to make a statementat the wedding.
655
00:50:08,505 --> 00:50:12,032
All right, speaking of statements...
656
00:50:12,309 --> 00:50:16,302
...this is one of my newest pieces.
657
00:50:17,714 --> 00:50:21,309
Eavesdropping? Naughty girls.
658
00:50:21,551 --> 00:50:24,019
We're kids.
Nobody tells us anything.
659
00:50:24,254 --> 00:50:27,018
How else can we find out
what's going on?
660
00:50:27,257 --> 00:50:32,194
l'll have you know that when
l was a boy, we didn't have intercoms.
661
00:50:32,396 --> 00:50:35,559
To find things out,
we had to peek at keyholes...
662
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:39,031
...and root through trash
just like everyone else.
663
00:50:39,269 --> 00:50:42,204
-Okay, Nigel.
-Whatever.
664
00:50:49,446 --> 00:50:52,745
It's a bit of a departure, the finish.
665
00:50:56,086 --> 00:50:59,419
l love all the movement in it.
lt's great.
666
00:51:04,027 --> 00:51:07,053
-Girls? Come on down.
-Blast it!
667
00:51:07,297 --> 00:51:09,663
Brooke's here for your field trip.
668
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:14,128
Brooke was great.She took us to do fun things.
669
00:51:14,371 --> 00:51:16,100
Girl stuff.
670
00:51:20,143 --> 00:51:23,112
-Enjoying yourselves?
-Are you kidding?
671
00:51:23,346 --> 00:51:25,678
When are we gonna meet your son?
672
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:28,646
Definitely soon.
You'll get along great.
673
00:51:29,186 --> 00:51:32,952
Would a college guy fall in love
with a younger woman?
674
00:51:33,190 --> 00:51:34,350
Much younger.
675
00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:39,755
Emily's crushing on our coach.
She almost drooled on his clipboard.
676
00:51:40,397 --> 00:51:42,490
You would too, if you saw him.
677
00:51:42,732 --> 00:51:44,893
He's totally dreamy.
678
00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:49,037
He was on the calendar
""The Men of USC.""
679
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:53,073
Dreamy is good, but the most
important thing is trust.
680
00:51:53,310 --> 00:51:55,870
Without trust, you have nothing.
681
00:51:56,079 --> 00:52:00,277
-l'd trust Brad with my life.
-Duh! He's a lifeguard.
682
00:52:00,484 --> 00:52:04,614
Go ahead, laugh. At least l know
when a guy sends me signals.
683
00:52:05,088 --> 00:52:07,613
-What does that mean?
-Figure it out.
684
00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:11,384
l'm going to get my legs waxed.
685
00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:14,597
You don't even have hair on them yet!
686
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:25,670
l'm talking about the production run,
you imbecile!
687
00:52:25,909 --> 00:52:28,901
How long is it going to take you?
688
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:33,276
Stop complaining or l'll send you
back to where l found you.
689
00:52:33,517 --> 00:52:36,680
At that factory, making lawn gnomes.
690
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,388
Hey, Nige. How's it going?
691
00:52:39,589 --> 00:52:41,420
Who was that on the phone?
692
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:42,920
Where's your daddy?
693
00:52:43,126 --> 00:52:45,560
-He's with Brooke.
-She's the coolest.
694
00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:50,096
He spends all his time with her.
l think they could fall in--
695
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:52,632
Don't say that!
Not the ""L"" word.
696
00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:55,828
-Don't say it.
-Don't you want him to be happy?
697
00:52:56,039 --> 00:52:59,008
lf your dad gets happy,
his art might change.
698
00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:01,506
lf his art changes,
it won't sell.
699
00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:04,145
And if it doesn't sell, poof!
700
00:53:04,514 --> 00:53:07,677
There goes your
shiny little lifestyles.
701
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:13,053
Bye, ladies.
702
00:53:16,426 --> 00:53:20,055
Shiny lifestyle?
He's driving a Range Rover.
703
00:53:20,297 --> 00:53:24,097
And wearing a Rolex.
lt's probably fake.
704
00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:30,839
How about these?
705
00:53:31,441 --> 00:53:33,341
That looks great. Look.
706
00:53:33,543 --> 00:53:36,910
So how's it going
with the billboard hunk?
707
00:53:37,147 --> 00:53:39,047
-Fine.
-You set a date yet?
708
00:53:39,249 --> 00:53:43,015
l know rebound relationships.
He falls for the first girl.
709
00:53:43,253 --> 00:53:45,278
Then l find out he's cheating.
710
00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:48,715
So don't go pick out china patterns.
711
00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:53,453
Miss Cynic, not every guy
is a cheater like your ex-husband.
712
00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:58,293
And you brought up china patterns.
You can admit you like him.
713
00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:02,733
-l don't want to get hurt.
-That doesn't happen every time.
714
00:54:04,474 --> 00:54:07,102
Emily, your food's here.
715
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:26,790
Guess who's cruising
on his skateboard?
716
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:28,588
Let's go.
717
00:54:31,635 --> 00:54:33,728
That kid Ryan was such a pain.
718
00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:36,871
He wanted everyone to thinkhe was a punk.
719
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,836
We'd teach him a lesson.
720
00:54:39,075 --> 00:54:41,168
That's enough, we'll miss him.
721
00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:21,814
-Wow! You two look nice.
-Where we going?
722
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:26,016
Well, tonight's our
two-month anniversary.
723
00:55:26,256 --> 00:55:30,454
Brooke and l are spending
a nice romantic evening alone.
724
00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:34,994
That's cool.
lt's about time you two got romantic.
725
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:39,461
Do we need to give you
the safe-sex talk?
726
00:55:39,669 --> 00:55:41,398
Emily Danielle!
727
00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:45,634
lt's okay.
My son asked me the same thing.
728
00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:48,105
Compare notes when he comes over.
729
00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:49,608
He's coming over?
730
00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:52,714
lt's his dad's honeymoon,
so l get him.
731
00:55:52,916 --> 00:55:56,579
-You'll be with Nigel. lsn't that fun?
-Yeah.
732
00:55:56,953 --> 00:55:59,478
That must be him.
Will you get it?
733
00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:23,611
Oh, my God! Ryan, what happened?
734
00:56:29,319 --> 00:56:32,482
-l wiped out on my skateboard.
-Are you okay?
735
00:56:33,156 --> 00:56:34,646
No permanent damage.
736
00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:37,724
Let's get you upstairs and changed.
737
00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:40,589
-Right this way.
-Come on, sweetie.
738
00:56:41,464 --> 00:56:44,297
-How come he didn't tell?
-l don't know.
739
00:56:44,501 --> 00:56:47,959
Have fun, all right?
Come here. Give me a kiss.
740
00:56:48,772 --> 00:56:53,141
l'm counting on you two
to make Ryan feel right at home.
741
00:56:54,144 --> 00:56:55,839
-You ready?
-You bet.
742
00:56:56,079 --> 00:56:57,307
Ryan.
743
00:56:58,314 --> 00:57:01,545
Your clothes are in the dryer.
Be good.
744
00:57:02,185 --> 00:57:03,379
We won't be late.
745
00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:05,486
Any problems at all, just...
746
00:57:05,722 --> 00:57:08,657
...well, talk to Nigel.
747
00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:16,091
Pretty cool stereo.
lmpressive.
748
00:57:16,299 --> 00:57:18,267
We have an alarm system.
749
00:57:19,869 --> 00:57:23,100
-Why didn't you tell on us?
-Because l'm not a rat.
750
00:57:23,306 --> 00:57:24,967
Spare us the prison code.
751
00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:30,407
You didn't tell because you want to
use this when you really want revenge.
752
00:57:30,914 --> 00:57:34,941
-For a betty, you're not so dumb.
-Don't call me a betty.
753
00:57:35,185 --> 00:57:37,847
What's this about ""growing up
in foster homes""?
754
00:57:38,087 --> 00:57:41,022
Are you some kind of
pathological liar?
755
00:57:41,524 --> 00:57:42,718
You're right.
756
00:57:49,499 --> 00:57:53,595
lf this guy's your dad's agent,
why is he asleep on your chair?
757
00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:54,963
Does he live here?
758
00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:58,732
-No. Our dad's his only client.
-Whatever.
759
00:57:58,942 --> 00:58:00,239
Bye, dorks.
760
00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:02,077
Why are you so rude?
761
00:58:02,745 --> 00:58:04,736
You wouldn't understand.
762
00:58:04,981 --> 00:58:08,678
You're perfect people
with this perfect life.
763
00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:11,386
-We're not perfect.
-Nobody is.
764
00:58:11,621 --> 00:58:13,612
And our life's not perfect.
765
00:58:13,857 --> 00:58:17,054
Like everything you've tried
hasn't worked out?
766
00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:19,224
l can't do a reverse dive.
767
00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:22,762
That's just a stupid dive
in a dumb competition.
768
00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,661
Why does it matter that much to you?
769
00:58:29,772 --> 00:58:34,607
My mother was a ballerina.
This is as close as l could get.
770
00:58:39,649 --> 00:58:42,982
That's the lamest excuse
l've ever heard.
771
00:58:43,753 --> 00:58:46,244
Just because your father remarried...
772
00:58:46,489 --> 00:58:49,219
...doesn't mean he won't love you.
773
00:58:49,659 --> 00:58:51,354
Who asked you, Munchkin?
774
00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:54,455
-l'm Monster.
-l'm Munchkin.
775
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,164
Whatever. And l'm joining
the diving team after all.
776
00:59:01,404 --> 00:59:03,338
Guess who's off it?
777
00:59:06,743 --> 00:59:09,940
No, no, no! Not polyester!
778
00:59:16,953 --> 00:59:19,080
You're right, honey. He's here.
779
00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:21,688
Hey, what's up?
780
00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:25,126
Just waiting to go home.
Where's my mom?
781
00:59:25,361 --> 00:59:27,556
She's out in the car.
782
00:59:30,767 --> 00:59:33,361
l'll give you both a lift home.
783
00:59:36,005 --> 00:59:39,441
Your mom told me about your dad
getting remarried.
784
00:59:39,876 --> 00:59:42,140
That's got to be a tough one.
785
00:59:42,845 --> 00:59:44,813
-No biggie.
-Yeah.
786
00:59:46,082 --> 00:59:47,640
Well, l'll tell you...
787
00:59:48,351 --> 00:59:51,684
...l've been outnumbered
by women for so long...
788
00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:54,389
...it'd be nice to have a guy around.
789
00:59:54,624 --> 00:59:56,524
-Ready to go?
-Yeah.
790
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,850
Let's hit the road.
791
01:00:13,543 --> 01:00:17,673
Careful, you idiot!
l can't afford another broken one.
792
01:00:17,914 --> 01:00:21,145
That's my new BMW you're holding.
793
01:00:23,753 --> 01:00:26,984
What's with the phony
Tyler sculptures?
794
01:00:27,223 --> 01:00:29,953
Who knows how the new stuff will be?
795
01:00:30,193 --> 01:00:34,323
lf not for the woman,
he'd be making the stuff that sells.
796
01:00:34,564 --> 01:00:35,861
Don't throw a fit.
797
01:00:36,099 --> 01:00:39,535
Just tell Tyler to dump the chick.
Problem solved.
798
01:00:39,736 --> 01:00:42,728
all this hoopla over this stuff.
799
01:00:46,442 --> 01:00:47,739
Nigel, hi.
800
01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:49,945
-l sat on my glasses.
-Oh, no.
801
01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:53,945
-Max said you could help.
-l'll see what l can do.
802
01:00:56,919 --> 01:01:01,982
-Do you think you can save them?
-They're almost not worth repairing.
803
01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:04,489
-How about a new pair?
-Brilliant.
804
01:01:08,698 --> 01:01:12,794
Brooke, it's so wonderful to see
Max has found someone.
805
01:01:13,069 --> 01:01:17,665
-Admit it, you're head over heels.
-You caught me. l admit it.
806
01:01:17,974 --> 01:01:21,535
When Max was a student in ltaly,
l discovered him.
807
01:01:21,778 --> 01:01:24,338
-Ever been?
-No, but l'd love to go.
808
01:01:24,547 --> 01:01:26,515
Why not just go?
809
01:01:26,716 --> 01:01:29,514
Rent a house
in the ltalian countryside.
810
01:01:29,886 --> 01:01:35,256
-A nice, romantic summer abroad.
-l'd love to rent a house in ltaly.
811
01:01:35,491 --> 01:01:39,086
-The kids would want to stay.
-Leave them with me.
812
01:01:39,295 --> 01:01:43,425
-For a whole summer?
-lt's a new relationship.
813
01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:47,160
lt would be great to spend
some time with Max alone.
814
01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:49,997
lt's not easy with three kids around.
815
01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:53,470
Not that l don't love his girls.
They're great.
816
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,940
Ryan is another story.
817
01:01:56,145 --> 01:01:59,137
He has to come around in his own time.
818
01:01:59,982 --> 01:02:01,813
Can l make a confession?
819
01:02:02,018 --> 01:02:06,182
ln Europe, Max might be inspired
to get some work done.
820
01:02:06,756 --> 01:02:09,725
l know Max hasn't worked much
since we met.
821
01:02:09,926 --> 01:02:13,418
But l put my foot down
and sent him to his studio...
822
01:02:13,663 --> 01:02:17,929
...with instructions not to come
out without his new masterpiece.
823
01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:23,400
-l don't want him going broke.
-Thank you for making my job easier.
824
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:28,973
-What do you think?
-Honestly?
825
01:02:29,212 --> 01:02:32,648
-They make you look devious.
-l'll take them.
826
01:02:32,882 --> 01:02:34,850
l'll go get you a case.
827
01:02:44,994 --> 01:02:47,861
Emily, did you borrow my Ugg boots?
828
01:02:48,064 --> 01:02:52,364
Nigel's talking to Brooke. lt sounds
like they're moving to ltaly.
829
01:02:52,568 --> 01:02:56,163
-ltaly? Cool!
-Not cool. We're not invited.
830
01:02:56,405 --> 01:02:58,771
I'd love to go to Italy with Max.
831
01:02:59,008 --> 01:03:01,533
It'd be great to spendsome time alone.
832
01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:05,441
And the children? You can'tleave them with a stranger.
833
01:03:05,681 --> 01:03:07,706
They're staying with me!
834
01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:09,884
You'd take the kids?
835
01:03:10,119 --> 01:03:14,283
Of course! Would you send them
to boarding school?
836
01:03:14,757 --> 01:03:19,251
Great idea. It's not easy gettingto know each other with three kids.
837
01:03:19,896 --> 01:03:24,356
-Max would never agree to that!
-He'll come around in time.
838
01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:28,797
-How much is Max worth?-That's confidentiall.
839
01:03:29,038 --> 01:03:34,032
-l think you're just after his money.
-Okay, you caught me. I admit it.
840
01:03:34,277 --> 01:03:38,577
l'm not gonna let him get hurt
by some gold-digger!
841
01:03:51,928 --> 01:03:55,523
Ducklets! Why the long faces?
842
01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:58,325
Tell me what's got you so down.
843
01:03:58,568 --> 01:04:02,868
-Don't act all cheery for us.
-We heard you talking with Brooke.
844
01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:07,838
Oh, dear. l was hoping
to spare you two the ugly truth.
845
01:04:08,077 --> 01:04:10,807
You're so young and impressionable.
846
01:04:11,047 --> 01:04:14,574
-How much did you hear?
-They're moving to Europe?
847
01:04:14,784 --> 01:04:17,378
She's gonna send us
to boarding school.
848
01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:20,088
And she's after his money.
849
01:04:20,323 --> 01:04:23,417
You missed the part
about the three ex-husbands?
850
01:04:23,659 --> 01:04:25,684
Three of them?
851
01:04:26,829 --> 01:04:29,992
How do you think she started
her business?
852
01:04:30,233 --> 01:04:32,098
She's been lying to us.
853
01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:35,429
-We thought she loved Dad.
-She seems terrific.
854
01:04:35,671 --> 01:04:39,004
People aren't always
as they appear to be.
855
01:04:39,242 --> 01:04:42,075
We can't let her break up
our family!
856
01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:46,714
She's gonna hurt Daddy!
We've got to do something.
857
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:52,514
l've got an idea how to get rid
of her, but l'll need your help.
858
01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:09,304
Good morning, Max.
l've brought you inspiration.
859
01:05:09,538 --> 01:05:11,802
Nigel, l don't need a model today.
860
01:05:12,842 --> 01:05:15,242
Do a favor for one of my countrymen.
861
01:05:15,478 --> 01:05:18,743
She'll be deported if she
doesn't get work papers.
862
01:05:18,981 --> 01:05:21,347
Make me look good, can't you?
863
01:05:23,552 --> 01:05:25,543
l could do some sketching.
864
01:05:25,788 --> 01:05:30,157
l don't want to hear another word
about wasting time.
865
01:05:30,393 --> 01:05:33,487
You're hired, doll. Go get undressed.
866
01:05:39,969 --> 01:05:42,699
There's a robe in the storage room.
867
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:45,271
Just throw your clothes anywhere.
868
01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:49,809
What's that for, Nigel?
869
01:05:50,046 --> 01:05:54,142
-l'm thirsty.
-l'll bet you're thirsty.
870
01:06:16,038 --> 01:06:18,939
You're wanted
at your boyfriend's house.
871
01:06:19,175 --> 01:06:23,839
That Max. He promised me he'd
work on his sculpture all day.
872
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:27,049
He misses you. How cute.
873
01:06:43,366 --> 01:06:45,231
Hello?
874
01:06:46,869 --> 01:06:48,860
Hello?
875
01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:16,995
Thanks a lot.
876
01:07:17,233 --> 01:07:19,963
Anything for Nigel, believe me.
877
01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:21,829
Good.
878
01:07:22,905 --> 01:07:25,772
She looked so crushed. l feel guilty.
879
01:07:26,008 --> 01:07:28,772
She's a gold-digger. We had no choice.
880
01:07:29,011 --> 01:07:32,674
lf we did the right thing,
how come l feel crummy?
881
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:38,615
l should've seen this coming!
882
01:07:38,854 --> 01:07:43,018
-Maybe there's some explanation.
-There's an explanation:
883
01:07:43,259 --> 01:07:47,491
all men are the same.
They're liars and cheaters.
884
01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:50,130
Those are their good qualities.
885
01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:51,333
What happened?
886
01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:54,035
Billboard Dad turned into a jerk.
887
01:07:54,970 --> 01:07:57,598
l'm sorry, Ryan,
l didn't mean to snap.
888
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:01,606
l haven't been spending
enough time with you.
889
01:08:01,844 --> 01:08:04,677
l know you're bummed about your dad.
890
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:08,213
l'm gonna make this up to you,
l promise.
891
01:08:15,357 --> 01:08:19,418
-Any word from the gold-digger?
-She won't return Dad's calls.
892
01:08:19,662 --> 01:08:21,129
Splendid.
893
01:08:21,363 --> 01:08:23,957
Don't say l don't take care of things.
894
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,294
-We gotta go to our diving meet.
-Yeah.
895
01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:50,849
-How's the work coming, Maxwell?
-Fine. Just fine.
896
01:08:52,761 --> 01:08:56,288
l've got my tortured soul back!
897
01:08:58,100 --> 01:09:02,537
Diving for Palos Verdes on thethree-meter springboard, Jenny Smith.
898
01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:19,443
Diving for the Squids, Carol Clarke.
899
01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:23,413
Squirt them, Squids!Squirt them, Squids!
900
01:09:31,567 --> 01:09:35,503
This concludes the three-meter
springboard competition.
901
01:09:37,406 --> 01:09:40,569
With the score tied,
the five-meter platform...
902
01:09:40,809 --> 01:09:45,246
...will determine the championship
between Palos Verdes and the Squids.
903
01:09:51,053 --> 01:09:55,717
Now diving for Palos Verdes,Phil Johnson.
904
01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:26,585
Tess, the entire reputation of our
swim club rests on your shoulders.
905
01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:29,222
So relax and have fun!
906
01:10:31,493 --> 01:10:33,984
Easy for him to say.
907
01:10:35,464 --> 01:10:38,797
-Come on, Tess!
-Go, Tess!
908
01:11:05,027 --> 01:11:06,654
Yes!
909
01:11:06,895 --> 01:11:10,228
A very good dive.A little over on the entry...
910
01:11:10,466 --> 01:11:12,900
...but let's wait for the score.
911
01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:25,505
With one round left, we're still tied
and that's as good as it gets
912
01:11:31,253 --> 01:11:33,312
Good dive, Tess.
913
01:11:33,689 --> 01:11:37,489
-What are you doing? Get your suit on!
-l'm not diving.
914
01:11:37,726 --> 01:11:40,786
What?! Don't play with me.
Of course you are!
915
01:11:41,196 --> 01:11:46,725
l can't. l just got a tattoo. lt has
to stay out of water for 48 hours.
916
01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:48,903
-Doctor's orders.
-Great!
917
01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:52,039
Now we're short a diver!
918
01:11:52,274 --> 01:11:54,606
No, you're not. You've got Emily.
919
01:11:56,812 --> 01:11:59,713
-Emily, l need you.
-Me?
920
01:12:00,182 --> 01:12:02,650
You've been looking good lately.
921
01:12:02,885 --> 01:12:05,410
Thanks, Brad, so are you.
922
01:12:07,089 --> 01:12:10,889
Emily, get your suit on.
We're all counting on you.
923
01:12:12,361 --> 01:12:17,628
For the final dive for the P.V. team,
it's Herman Schleckenberger.
924
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:26,340
Go for it!
925
01:12:42,624 --> 01:12:46,890
The winner will be decidedby Emily Tyler's final dive.
926
01:12:47,129 --> 01:12:53,295
She needs a score of at least 22to win for the Westside Squids.
927
01:13:29,505 --> 01:13:32,338
She did it! l think she did it!
928
01:13:39,615 --> 01:13:43,346
Emily Tyler wins it for the Squids
on the last dive!
929
01:13:55,130 --> 01:13:59,863
-How come you lied so l could dive?
-What makes you think l did?
930
01:14:04,373 --> 01:14:05,340
No tattoo.
931
01:14:05,841 --> 01:14:10,972
Congratulations, Emily.
l hear you Squids really doused them!
932
01:14:12,014 --> 01:14:13,879
l didn't see your dad there.
933
01:14:14,082 --> 01:14:16,778
He's bummed because of your mom
and him.
934
01:14:16,985 --> 01:14:19,920
-He shouldn't have cheated on her.
-He didn't!
935
01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:22,784
She shouldn't have lied
about ex-husbands.
936
01:14:23,025 --> 01:14:26,756
-And tried to get his money!
-What are you talking about?
937
01:14:26,995 --> 01:14:31,364
My dad's the only ex-husband
she's got. And business is doing great.
938
01:14:31,567 --> 01:14:34,092
She doesn't need your dad's money.
939
01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:36,627
-Nigel.
-Yeah, Nigel.
940
01:14:36,872 --> 01:14:40,603
lf anyone's stealing money, it's him.
l'll show you.
941
01:14:42,945 --> 01:14:44,810
There you go.
942
01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:57,685
l told you. We have to warn your dad.
943
01:14:57,926 --> 01:15:01,828
He'll never believe us.
He trusts Nigel too much.
944
01:15:02,064 --> 01:15:06,728
-He will if he hears it from Nigel.
-Like that's gonna happen.
945
01:15:06,969 --> 01:15:09,836
Wait, l've got an idea! Come on.
946
01:15:22,050 --> 01:15:26,214
We needed Cody's help.But when I saw him punked out...
947
01:15:26,455 --> 01:15:30,755
...I realized he was havingan identity crisis. He was confused.
948
01:15:30,993 --> 01:15:34,156
Cody, what did you do to yourself?
949
01:15:34,396 --> 01:15:38,264
l know it's desperate, but l tried
flattery, concert tickets....
950
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:42,061
lt got me zilch.
Your sister goes for bad boys.
951
01:15:42,304 --> 01:15:46,968
lf Tess doesn't get the message
l like her now, l'll become a monk.
952
01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:49,943
Emily, do l look that ridiculous?
953
01:15:50,178 --> 01:15:52,112
l'm Tess.
954
01:15:52,347 --> 01:15:55,282
Oh, my gosh! You're--?
955
01:15:55,517 --> 01:15:57,712
l'm dead.
956
01:16:00,622 --> 01:16:03,557
Cody, snap out of it!
We need your help!
957
01:16:03,792 --> 01:16:05,157
Anything.
958
01:16:09,064 --> 01:16:11,032
Filthy!
959
01:16:13,969 --> 01:16:17,928
Here's the sketch of the sculpture
Dad's working on. Like it?
960
01:16:18,140 --> 01:16:22,167
lt's the most beautiful thing
l've ever seen!
961
01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:26,313
Why don't you go see if you can help
the caterers set up?
962
01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:40,820
Meet me at the loading site.
l've seen Max's new work.
963
01:16:41,063 --> 01:16:43,088
Now, you ignoramus!
964
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:46,397
l need as many copies as you can make.
965
01:16:46,635 --> 01:16:51,095
-l can't believe people buy this.
-Believe. l'm gonna be rich!
966
01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:56,505
Everyone's gonna want one.
Even people who bought the old ones.
967
01:16:56,745 --> 01:17:02,115
l'm going to be so filthy rich
selling Max Tyler's knockoffs...
968
01:17:02,351 --> 01:17:04,683
...l won't need him anymore!
969
01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:07,351
Got it.
970
01:17:16,832 --> 01:17:19,892
lt's great. Different
from his early stuff.
971
01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:22,695
But so refreshing, don't you think?
972
01:17:22,938 --> 01:17:26,806
l told Maxwell his public's
ready for a new departure.
973
01:17:27,042 --> 01:17:30,102
He's right.
This new work is so exciting!
974
01:17:30,345 --> 01:17:35,339
-l have to have a piece. Let's get one.
-Great!
975
01:17:36,685 --> 01:17:39,620
Nigel's rich
Nigel's rolling in the dough
976
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:44,849
And the best part of this little scamls no one's going to know
977
01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:49,256
Where is my meal ticket?
978
01:17:49,865 --> 01:17:51,992
lt's his opening.
979
01:17:54,269 --> 01:17:59,002
Well, can't be expected
to do everything.
980
01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:02,537
Brooke can't come to the phone now.
981
01:18:02,778 --> 01:18:06,339
Please leave a messageafter the tone. Thank you.
982
01:18:06,581 --> 01:18:10,039
Brooke? Hi. Max again.
983
01:18:10,285 --> 01:18:16,224
Still trying to reach you. l've left
messages here and at the store.
984
01:18:17,092 --> 01:18:19,026
Please call me.
985
01:18:19,828 --> 01:18:25,266
There you are! Your new work
has your public all abuzz.
986
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:29,630
-They're crying for a speech.
-Oh, l don't want to.
987
01:18:29,871 --> 01:18:34,672
-l don't care if they like it.
-Just come down there with me.
988
01:18:34,910 --> 01:18:39,244
-l'll do all the talking, friend.
-Fine. You do the talking.
989
01:18:39,481 --> 01:18:41,039
You always do.
990
01:18:57,332 --> 01:18:59,323
Maxwell Tyler, everyone.
991
01:19:04,306 --> 01:19:08,743
Good evening and gracious thanks
for sharing in this evening.
992
01:19:08,977 --> 01:19:12,071
-When Max said he was working...
-Dad, come here!
993
01:19:12,314 --> 01:19:14,748
...l knew it would be wonderful!
994
01:19:14,983 --> 01:19:19,113
-So l told him to go for it!
-You've gotta listen to this.
995
01:19:19,354 --> 01:19:21,117
-Girls, later.
-But, Dad!
996
01:19:21,356 --> 01:19:23,483
l said later.
997
01:19:24,292 --> 01:19:27,420
We've gotta stop him.
Give me the tape!
998
01:19:27,662 --> 01:19:31,996
When l found Max, he was practically
starving on the streets.
999
01:19:32,701 --> 01:19:35,397
But thanks to my artistic guidance...
1000
01:19:35,937 --> 01:19:38,269
...he's become a star.
1001
01:19:38,507 --> 01:19:42,034
l've been more than an agent,
more than a friend.
1002
01:19:42,277 --> 01:19:43,904
Nigel, give me that!
1003
01:19:44,579 --> 01:19:47,070
ls anyone here buying this baloney?
1004
01:19:47,315 --> 01:19:51,547
Wanna hear some straight talk?
Listen to this song. Crank it up!
1005
01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:52,947
What are you--?
1006
01:19:53,889 --> 01:19:56,915
I need as many copiesas you can make
1007
01:19:57,159 --> 01:19:59,855
I'm gonna be rich
Filthy, filthy rich
1008
01:20:00,095 --> 01:20:05,431
Selling Max Tyler's knockoffsKnockoffs, knockoffs!
1009
01:20:06,868 --> 01:20:08,802
-Nigel?
-l did the mix.
1010
01:20:09,037 --> 01:20:14,373
-Tell him how you've been forging.
-And selling fakes to these people.
1011
01:20:14,609 --> 01:20:18,409
That's ridiculous!
l've been doing no such thing!
1012
01:20:20,115 --> 01:20:21,810
Nigel?
1013
01:20:27,522 --> 01:20:28,489
ls this true?
1014
01:20:28,723 --> 01:20:33,592
lf you ask me, you should send
the two brats to boarding school.
1015
01:20:34,963 --> 01:20:36,555
Did l say that out loud?
1016
01:20:36,898 --> 01:20:38,729
Yeah, Nigel, you did.
1017
01:20:38,934 --> 01:20:41,960
You don't believe l'd forge
your art for money?
1018
01:20:42,204 --> 01:20:45,605
-What l do, l don't do for money.
-Of course not!
1019
01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:51,507
-Someone has to look out for you.
-You've been looking out for yourself!
1020
01:20:51,746 --> 01:20:56,615
After everything l've done for you,
l'm entitled to a profit!
1021
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:59,685
You and your rug rats can
eat my skivvies!
1022
01:20:59,921 --> 01:21:03,254
Nobody talks about my girls like that.
1023
01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:06,955
You're fired!
1024
01:21:09,097 --> 01:21:13,500
And lose the phony accent. Everybody
knows you're from New Jersey.
1025
01:21:13,735 --> 01:21:16,363
My new suit!
1026
01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:19,096
Just get away from me. Get away!
1027
01:21:19,441 --> 01:21:20,931
all right, that's it.
1028
01:21:21,176 --> 01:21:24,703
Party's over. Everybody go home.
1029
01:21:29,184 --> 01:21:30,811
Come here.
1030
01:21:31,419 --> 01:21:33,444
Give me that.
1031
01:21:48,003 --> 01:21:51,461
Daddy, are you gonna be mad
at us forever?
1032
01:21:51,706 --> 01:21:56,143
Monster, Munchkin, pull up a seat.
Come on.
1033
01:22:00,015 --> 01:22:03,246
-l'm not mad at you.
-You're worse than mad.
1034
01:22:03,485 --> 01:22:06,147
-You're sad.
-We're really sorry.
1035
01:22:06,388 --> 01:22:10,552
We messed things up big-time.
Especially for you and Brooke.
1036
01:22:11,026 --> 01:22:13,221
Don't worry about it.
1037
01:22:14,029 --> 01:22:17,226
l think Brooke and me, we just...
1038
01:22:17,999 --> 01:22:21,730
-...we weren't meant to be.
-Nigel wasn't meant to be.
1039
01:22:21,970 --> 01:22:24,939
Look, l think all of us...
1040
01:22:25,173 --> 01:22:29,872
...we have to stop focusing
on what's happened in the past.
1041
01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:33,672
We need a new start.
A fresh beginning. Agreed?
1042
01:22:34,883 --> 01:22:37,078
-Sure, Dad.
-Whatever you say.
1043
01:22:37,485 --> 01:22:41,649
From now on, it's just gonna be
the three of us, our family.
1044
01:22:41,890 --> 01:22:47,692
l'll be spending more time with you.
No more distractions or extra people.
1045
01:22:47,929 --> 01:22:52,263
Definitely no more girlfriends,
all right?
1046
01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:58,034
Just be my two favorites, huh?
Come here.
1047
01:23:03,912 --> 01:23:06,642
Now come on. Let's get out of here.
1048
01:23:07,015 --> 01:23:10,781
-He really misses Brooke.
-We've gotta do something.
1049
01:23:19,294 --> 01:23:22,661
So this is why you dragged me
to the museum.
1050
01:23:23,598 --> 01:23:27,227
-Could we talk to you?
-We need to explain something.
1051
01:23:27,869 --> 01:23:30,565
Mom, please listen to them.
1052
01:23:34,209 --> 01:23:36,006
all right.
1053
01:23:36,244 --> 01:23:38,075
Dad!
1054
01:23:38,446 --> 01:23:41,415
-Where've you been?
-Haven't you seen the news?
1055
01:23:41,649 --> 01:23:44,846
-l don't have time.
-Billboard Dad is at it again!
1056
01:23:45,053 --> 01:23:48,955
There's another message,but this time it's for him!
1057
01:23:49,224 --> 01:23:53,285
We don't know who the lady is,but it pays to advertise.
1058
01:23:53,528 --> 01:23:57,828
l thought l told you never to do
something like this again!
1059
01:23:58,066 --> 01:23:59,795
-We didn't do it.
-Honest!
1060
01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:02,299
lf you didn't do it, who did?
1061
01:24:19,187 --> 01:24:22,679
So why am l always
the last to know everything?
1062
01:24:23,525 --> 01:24:28,895
l figured the only way to get your
attention is with a visual statement.
1063
01:24:31,032 --> 01:24:32,624
You certainly are.
1064
01:24:33,501 --> 01:24:36,868
Thank you. But l was talking
about the billboard.
1065
01:24:37,105 --> 01:24:41,166
-l figure the billboard says it all.
-Well...
1066
01:24:41,576 --> 01:24:43,703
...not everything.
1067
01:24:58,726 --> 01:25:02,059
-And everyone lived happily ever after.
-Even me.
1068
01:25:02,297 --> 01:25:07,325
-Unless you're not sharing something?
-Trust me, you're happy.
1069
01:25:09,170 --> 01:25:11,764
Not that happy.
1070
01:25:12,340 --> 01:25:16,743
l'm happy too. Don't tell anybody.
Happy is bad for my image.
1071
01:25:16,978 --> 01:25:21,677
See? Everyone lived
happily ever after.
1072
01:25:22,350 --> 01:25:24,716
Well, almost everyone.
1073
01:25:29,657 --> 01:25:33,923
Lovely original artwork here.
Get your lovely original artwork.
1074
01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:37,689
Something to hang
over the mantelpiece.
1075
01:25:37,932 --> 01:25:43,131
Fascinating dogs playing fascinating
tricks on a fascinating tapestry.
1076
01:25:43,371 --> 01:25:45,100
Lovely original work.
1077
01:25:45,340 --> 01:25:50,141
You look like a woman that needs
a dog over her mantelpiece.
1078
01:25:51,305 --> 01:25:57,218
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