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During W.W.II
came a dark period in Northern china
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And some
strange and humorous incidents took place
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This film is
based on those funny occurrences
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All the characters herein are fictional...
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and resemblance to
anyone is purely coincidental
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You treated me very unjustly then...!
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You were so unfair to me...!
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Oh, sorry!
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You wronged me that time
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Mr. Cao
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Well? Want me to rub your back?
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Nope. I'm giving my voice a tune-up, see!
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You wronged me that time...!
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Hey, who has wronged you?
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Let's hear about it.
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What's it to you?
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You take your bath and I'll sing my song
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Mind your own business
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Honestly!
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That was like asking for trouble
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What a guy!
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You didn't treat me well...
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Phew! You son of a...
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Xiao cao
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coming
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Mr. Luo
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I thought you weren't coming
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What about the thing I asked you for?
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It's right here
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10 Gold pills, made in India
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Will they be useless like last time?
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Money isn't an issue.
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Losing face in front of girls is a problem
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compensate you 10 times if it fails
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But after taking this pill,
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it won't have immediate effect
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It'll be effective after 3 hours.
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Would've to wait three hours?
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Say, driving to Hong's place from here,
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will just take 15 minutes.
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Have one at 3 o'clock
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After that,
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have a leisurely bath for 2 hours
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Leave here at 5 o'clock
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Approximately... 15 minutes to get there.
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When you meet Ms. Hong,
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start with some sweet-talk first
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and set up the mood.
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At 6 o'clock...
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What then?
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At 6 you'll turn into a tough guy
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A tough guy?
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Yep, tough and hard
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She'll definitely fall for you,
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and worship you as a hero
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An acclaimed hero
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How long does it last?
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Half an hour
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Just for half an hour?
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Better than
getting it hard for just a second
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How much did you say it cost?
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10 grand each; 100,000 for all
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Pardon? 100,000 dollars!
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How come it's so expensive?
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There're many who want it if you don't
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A face-wash costs 2 grand these days
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100,000 isn't a great deal, considering!
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Do you want it?
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All right, a hundred grand it is then
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Great, I'm taking them here
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An acclaimed hero!
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Mas... master!
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Mr. Han of the opposite shop...
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he... he passed out in the pool
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Go take a look
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Does it matter?
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You know, one can't judge a person...
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from looks alone
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From appearance he might look strong...
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sort of the womanizing type.
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But his physical state...
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could be weak and fragile.
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I hear he's taken an aphrodisiac
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Right, to keep the pistol upright
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The pistol does, but he collapsed!
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That was so unfair of you...
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So is this it?
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What? What're you talking about?
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Never look down upon it
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It helps the weak and stiffens the soft
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Hard like hell!
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You're welcome to try it before paying
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If it doesn't work, no need to pay
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It's 3 o'clock now
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Both of you...
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Not allowed for adult woman
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Men and women can't use the same pool
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children are allowed, but not adults?
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Why isn't it for adults?
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Two Japanese girls want to bathe here
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They don't follow what the master says
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They think they're in Japan.
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Men and women bathing in same pool
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You... do not mind
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I... do mind it
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You... do mind
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I... do not mind
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What's going on?
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Why didn't you stop them?
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They... themselves did it
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It's... it's nothing to do with me
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Don't squeeze!
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No need to squeeze!
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There's nothing to watch
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Isn't it the same?
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For men... allowed
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For women, not allowed
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Not allowed
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I give many many money
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Goodbye
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Aunt...
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come on, don't make a spectacle!
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Chinese call the Japanese "little Jap."
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The Japanese think they're great
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Little or great, it's evident today
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Little or great Japanese...
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china and Japan are brother nations
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Same language, origin and bath...
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It's no big deal
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Everybody, please...
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Waiter, check please
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Yes
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Thanks
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Over here
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coming
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Mister...
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Where to?
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Zhuantai Alley
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That'll be 8,000
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What? 8,000 for Zhuantai Alley!
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Honestly, it'd just be 10 minutes on foot
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Sir, I'll settle for 7,000.
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7,000?!
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Get in...
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Hey, why do you monkey around?
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I say 8,000 and you ask 7,000
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Trying to snatch customers, huh?
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Bastard, don't you know the rules?
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I walk my own way,
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and you go on yours.
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It's none of your business
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Okay, it doesn't matter
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Sir, please get on, 6,000 only
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come on... 6,000
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Great kid!
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Sir, take mine
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5,000 here, come on...
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Now it's a matter of face, not money
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4,500, mister
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T ake mine, for only 4,500
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What're you doing?
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Settle on 4,500 and I'll take you
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You're shameless!
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Damn it, I need to make a living
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It's called Japanese eating Gaoliang rice
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There's nothing I can do
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Only you need to make a living, eh!
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Okay, it doesn't matter
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Sir, 3,500
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Get in
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Mister
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Two thousand
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Okay, mister. Free of charge
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What? Free?
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You'd give me a ride for free?
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You're a filthy rich fellow!
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Are you trying to mess with me?
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It doesn't matter, young man
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Sir, you please take mine
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I'll give you 500
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You'll GIVE him?! What the...
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Sir, come on
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Sir, over here
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Shit! I've never taken a cab...
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and been paid by the driver
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You take me for a fool, don't ya?
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Forget it
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Sir...
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- Please!
- Please!
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Sir, what is it? Stomachache?
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Zhuantai Alley... quickly
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- Who is it?
- It's me
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Xiao Ren
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Xiao Hong
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Xiao Hong, come on...
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What the heck!
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What the heck!
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No...!
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Come on
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No way
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What's wrong?
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It's half past six
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What is it?
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What's the matter?
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It's something to do with you
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About sending you to heaven
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Damn you, bullshit!
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You've had the drug,
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what'd it have to do with me?
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Send you to heaven
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Oh really!
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You ever seen a bandit being executed?
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Bandit's execution?!
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The Blade-T eam escorts the bandit in red...
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to the bridge
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The bandit loudly shouting and singing
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What was he shouting?
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What was he yelling about?
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20 odd years later, I'll be dauntless
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He's shot 3 times, but yet stood erect
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What's it got to do with you?
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A great deal
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After 3 hours, I um...
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I'll be a tough guy
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My pistol standing erect
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You've had an aphro...
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Aphro... it has a miraculous bounce
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Oh, you're bad
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Xiao Ren
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Let me tell you...
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You know, later I'm gonna...
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give you a "hard" time
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How will I be dealt with?
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Which heaven would I be sent to?
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I'll send you to 7th heaven,
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and your mind soaring to 9th
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Screaming and moaning...
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And then again deliver you to 33rd heaven
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Jeez, 33rd heaven?
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The Paradise!
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Fat... salty... chicken...
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Xiao Ren...
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My Xiao Ren...
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My great little sweetheart
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The chicken today is so small
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It's quite big
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What a bluff!
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Come along
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You seem so desperate
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The door
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My God!
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Help!
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What's the matter?
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Is it an Indian?
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An African?
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It's... a chinese
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chin... chinese!
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What're you doing?
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Jingcha...
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Police (jingcha)?
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Of which region?
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Not police. It's Jingcha
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Which means Beijing tea leaves, scented
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A Tea dealer! Should've said earlier
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What's your name?
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Ji Letian
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Which Ji?
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Is it "Zi"?
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No
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It's Ren Letian
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Ren Letian, is it?
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President of the dealers association
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President?
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The chief superintendent is here
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Salute.
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Salute
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Fall out
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So it's this one?
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What's the trouble?
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Reason of death is still unknown
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Still unknown?
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You are... what's your name?
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I'm Xiao Hong
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So your surname is Hong, is it?
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No
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Hong is my screen name for the opera
288
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,745
My surname is "Ma"
289
00:26:31,957 --> 00:26:33,151
And your first name?
290
00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:34,450
It's Ma... Xingfeng.
291
00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:36,761
Ma Shengfeng?
292
00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:39,362
Oh, no...
293
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:40,860
It's Ma Xingfeng
294
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,862
Xing, which means apricot
295
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:46,127
Feng, which means phoenix
296
00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:48,431
Phoenix?
297
00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:51,537
Shouldn't it be "Wind"?
298
00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:55,778
No, it's Phoenix
299
00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:58,245
The opera "King T easing The Phoenix"
300
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:01,481
The King T easing the Phoenix, eh?
301
00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:04,380
T easing the Phoenix...
302
00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:12,190
He's Ren Letian, the president
303
00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:14,194
A close friend of Yamada
304
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:16,458
We had better cover it up
305
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,071
Has his family been notified?
306
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,508
Not yet
307
00:27:33,218 --> 00:27:35,152
You may go out. I need to speak to her
308
00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:36,115
Yes
309
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,221
c'mon leave. All of you
310
00:27:38,423 --> 00:27:40,015
Go on... hurry up
311
00:28:40,351 --> 00:28:42,319
Now about this incident...
312
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,784
If I go about it with normal procedure,
313
00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:46,513
the impact on his reputation...
314
00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:48,859
wouldn't be that substantial;
315
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,823
But to yours...
316
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:53,223
it'll mean a great deal.
317
00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:56,898
From now on, you...
318
00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:04,005
I didn't do anything wrong.
319
00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:09,311
T ch cry, how'd that help?
320
00:29:10,381 --> 00:29:12,406
Have a little less fun when enjoying,
321
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:15,753
you wouldn't meet such trouble; right?
322
00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:18,320
Please do help me out
323
00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:24,484
I'll give
a few hundred thousand for the chief
324
00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:28,489
What's this you're doing?
325
00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:30,830
What do you mean by it?
326
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:34,098
It isn't just for you
327
00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:37,206
It's for all you guys to share
328
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:40,070
those who'd help me out
329
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:41,903
T ake care of...
330
00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:44,012
you mean only for a few hundred thousand?
331
00:29:44,215 --> 00:29:47,082
T o help out just for a few...
332
00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:51,179
Then how about...
333
00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:56,891
One...
334
00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:58,756
A million
335
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:02,057
One million? Are you trying to negotiate?
336
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:03,199
A mill... The headlines would still say,
337
00:30:03,401 --> 00:30:06,370
he died of a stroke while having sex
338
00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:11,738
You think a million is a big among?
339
00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:20,243
How about two then
340
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,919
Two million...
341
00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:30,788
Um for two, the headline would read...
342
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,190
Died of only a stroke, alright?
343
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:41,398
Had a stroke here! That isn't good too
344
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:44,537
A stroke doesn't sound good
345
00:30:45,810 --> 00:30:48,370
In that case, how about "a cold", okay?
346
00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:50,714
I mean, a simple cold can't kill a fella
347
00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:52,906
Won't a cold kill a man?
348
00:30:53,151 --> 00:30:54,880
Um, then...
349
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,259
We will say, he was a rebel
350
00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:12,026
A rebel?
351
00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:15,205
He was a spy sent by the enemy
352
00:31:15,406 --> 00:31:16,873
You'll be dubbed as our comrade
353
00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:18,906
Let's say,
for the peace of Great East Asia,
354
00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:20,509
he was assassinated.
355
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,781
He's with War of resistance against Japan
356
00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:30,147
And you...
357
00:31:31,022 --> 00:31:33,786
You'd be a patriotic hero
358
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,825
I'll be, a hero of peace and treaty
359
00:31:56,814 --> 00:31:58,372
Ladies and gentlemen,
360
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:02,846
We have today, a triple cause for joy
361
00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:07,821
First, the opening of Public hospital
362
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:11,757
What'll be its objectives?
363
00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:16,397
T o sacrifice for the public
364
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,429
T o plan for well-being of people
365
00:32:18,803 --> 00:32:20,828
It'll all be scientific
366
00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:23,404
Everything for the common man
367
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:29,370
A blend of Western and oriental medicine
368
00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:32,307
A breakthrough of ideas and classes
369
00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:34,280
We also hope that...
370
00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:37,784
the hospital will always be of service,
371
00:32:38,022 --> 00:32:39,387
and prosper and flourish
372
00:32:47,231 --> 00:32:49,324
Our second cause of happiness is that...
373
00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:52,396
An epidemic prevention station...
374
00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:54,499
will start today in region 4
375
00:32:54,872 --> 00:32:56,362
Fellow citizens may avail of...
376
00:32:56,774 --> 00:33:00,301
the FREE prevention vaccine
377
00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:02,240
There'll be no charge whatsoever
378
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:09,775
Every household has to pay quarterly,
379
00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:13,457
just ten thousand as fee
380
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,321
That's the second celebration
381
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:20,896
And what's the third?
382
00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:24,364
A check-point for prostitutes will open
383
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:25,964
As regards that facility;
384
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:30,072
T o you, gentlemen...
385
00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:33,038
may not mean anything directly
386
00:33:33,244 --> 00:33:36,907
But there're indirect advantages
387
00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:37,876
Isn't that right?
388
00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:40,778
For gentlemen, they may have fun...
389
00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:42,179
in spare time at ease
390
00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:43,911
Right?
391
00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:45,519
And ladies... no fear of
392
00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:50,156
being infected with sexual diseases
393
00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:55,061
Who'll be in charge of this?
394
00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:58,292
It's the wife of Master Wang here...
395
00:33:58,503 --> 00:34:01,028
Ms. Mai Yixiang
396
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:14,977
I present here the chief doctor,
397
00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:17,120
Mr. Cai Youkang
398
00:34:26,297 --> 00:34:28,492
We've the honour of inviting,
399
00:34:28,866 --> 00:34:31,926
the police Superintendent to join us
400
00:34:32,136 --> 00:34:33,967
We hope he'd tell us about...
401
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:37,733
how the revolutionary Ren Luotian...
402
00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:39,739
was caught.
403
00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:49,811
Regarding,
404
00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:53,388
how we nabbed the rebel...
405
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,385
I...
406
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,924
will state it in three points
407
00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:01,428
The 1 st point is very simple
408
00:35:01,799 --> 00:35:04,233
We confirmed him without evidence
409
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,835
Without evi...? What does that mean?
410
00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:09,967
No, no... not without evidence
411
00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:12,165
He was...
412
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:13,900
identified at first glance
413
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:18,173
We recognised him to be a revolutionary
414
00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:20,450
It was unusually simple
415
00:35:20,818 --> 00:35:22,809
Nothing special to speak about
416
00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:27,916
The second point?
417
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,783
Extraordinarily complicated
418
00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:34,954
The background of Ren...
419
00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:38,430
The way he communicated with enemies,
420
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,828
teamed up with his gangs to stir-up...
421
00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:43,131
turmoil in the Great East Asia region;
422
00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:46,367
It's a complicated issue
423
00:35:47,211 --> 00:35:48,200
As the saying goes;
424
00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:50,039
It's a long story to explain,
425
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:51,340
how a child lost his mother!
426
00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:52,683
In other words...
427
00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:55,352
a lengthy and boring account
428
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,381
Unusually complicated, I'd say!
429
00:35:57,755 --> 00:35:59,746
I can't justify it in short time
430
00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,925
Right?
431
00:36:03,227 --> 00:36:09,257
The 3rd point...
432
00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:11,833
it concerns military secrets
433
00:36:12,069 --> 00:36:14,970
And can't be disclosed in public
434
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,868
Am I right?
435
00:36:17,241 --> 00:36:20,233
So these 3 points give the reasons for...
436
00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:23,004
the death of revolutionary Ren
437
00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:24,771
Hope everyone would have understood
438
00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:29,282
I'd like to end my speech herewith.
439
00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:40,130
The party now begins
440
00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:54,807
Sir...
441
00:36:57,014 --> 00:36:58,174
Is it Xiao Hong?
442
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:04,286
Xiao Hong
443
00:37:05,823 --> 00:37:07,757
This is the Head Nurse
444
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:08,721
Miss Fong
445
00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:10,325
This is the chief Superintendent
446
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,492
Hello
447
00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,024
It's a pleasure
448
00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:19,369
I mistook you for someone else
449
00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,705
What branch do you specialise in?
450
00:37:21,939 --> 00:37:23,133
Venereal or Sexual Disease (SD)
451
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:26,968
Sex Diseases?
452
00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:39,789
It's a disease of great men
453
00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,288
You're really somethin'!
454
00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:44,154
Common people always deny being sick
455
00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:46,262
Or else, how'd I call you a hero?
456
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:48,329
One ought to go for a cure when sick
457
00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:51,831
Have a 606 and you'll be alright
458
00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:54,367
Like the attendant of a shop,
459
00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:56,331
or secondary school students;
460
00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:58,470
They become sick and then hide it
461
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:00,902
Discreetly go to see some lousy doctor,
462
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:04,081
or even buy an unknown medicine.
463
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,274
You know
those ad.'s posted on toilet walls
464
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,043
That's only bound to make it worse
465
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,083
Very correct
466
00:38:10,321 --> 00:38:11,788
Especially people like me who,
467
00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:13,183
need to go about business and socialize
468
00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:15,188
I mean, spotting and nabbing spies
469
00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:16,052
Isn't it?
470
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:17,955
We've to visit...
471
00:38:18,195 --> 00:38:19,753
night spots like this...
472
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,329
Have some injections and go there again
473
00:38:21,532 --> 00:38:22,396
After leaving, discover the problem
474
00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:24,098
We've come again for the injection
475
00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:52,294
I've been to
more than 20 different hospitals
476
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:53,895
Speaking of injections...
477
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:55,191
Ms. Fong is a specialist in the field
478
00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:56,423
It feels comfortable
479
00:38:56,801 --> 00:39:00,794
Very comfortable indeed!
480
00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:02,869
Since it's like this...
481
00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:04,939
let's have a monthly package here.
482
00:39:05,142 --> 00:39:06,131
Monthly package?
483
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:10,280
Better to have injection 1 after another
484
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:12,680
Okay... let's fix it month-wise
485
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,315
It's because of Ms. Fong.
486
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,147
I'd like a monthly package too
487
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,384
T omorrow the main check for prostitutes
488
00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:26,890
Better if you come a little earlier
489
00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:34,168
Ah Wang...
490
00:39:34,805 --> 00:39:36,363
So you registered too, eh?
491
00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:39,335
Didn't you hear
the chief took 606, syphilis
492
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:40,404
How does that concern you?
493
00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:41,676
Of course not much
494
00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,847
However his wife...
495
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,384
What, you've an affair going with her?
496
00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:50,249
Oh shit!
497
00:39:50,488 --> 00:39:52,922
What is it?
498
00:39:53,157 --> 00:39:54,818
If the chief is infected,
499
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:57,118
his wife would have it too!
500
00:39:57,328 --> 00:39:58,727
And if his wife is infected,
501
00:39:58,929 --> 00:39:59,657
so will you be.
502
00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:00,353
If I've the disease,
503
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:01,663
then you'll have it too
504
00:40:01,866 --> 00:40:03,424
Your wife is infected
505
00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:05,666
If your wife is infected,
506
00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:08,668
then I...
507
00:40:08,873 --> 00:40:09,897
How terrible!
508
00:40:10,107 --> 00:40:11,039
What's so terrible about it?
509
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,073
Ask her to have a shot then
510
00:40:13,277 --> 00:40:14,175
It's got nothing to do with your wife
511
00:40:14,378 --> 00:40:15,310
Hey, it's me I'm concerned about!
512
00:40:15,513 --> 00:40:17,344
What? My wife has an affair with you?
513
00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:18,682
No... it's too complicated!
514
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,315
I'll have to go for an injection too
515
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:36,162
No. 18, Xiao Jinbao
516
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,796
No. 19, Green Jade
517
00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:43,430
No. 20, Big Jade
518
00:42:46,463 --> 00:42:47,862
You see it clearly?
519
00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:49,430
Yeah sure
520
00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:51,256
You've 40% and Ah Wang 60.
521
00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:53,163
I don't have any advantage from it
522
00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:55,998
Whatever I have is yours.
523
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,299
You'd have told me about your infection
524
00:42:58,676 --> 00:43:00,200
Ah Wang had a shot last night
525
00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:03,009
Ask him to have a monthly deal
526
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,246
What do you think?
527
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,377
This one? No way!
528
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:11,016
She can't be compared to you
529
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:15,850
No. 45, Xiao Fong
530
00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:19,129
Where's the chief?
531
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:20,695
He's inside
532
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:23,130
No. 46, Soft jade
533
00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:30,730
This one... no good
534
00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:02,297
Slowly, be careful...
535
00:44:21,692 --> 00:44:24,786
Madam was really lucky last night
536
00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:25,859
She always won
537
00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:28,964
Really? That's terrific!
538
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,720
Madam, please follow me
539
00:44:53,323 --> 00:44:55,120
Wait a moment
540
00:44:55,325 --> 00:44:56,349
I'm telling you
541
00:44:56,727 --> 00:45:00,060
The little Japs. Will lose the war.
542
00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:01,322
How come?
543
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,961
Why?
544
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,790
Don't you see?
545
00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:06,367
The flag of Sino-Jap. Manchuria
546
00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:09,706
Red, yellow, blue, white and black here
547
00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:11,033
It has five colours
548
00:45:11,241 --> 00:45:15,439
Over there red, blue, white, black, yellow
549
00:45:15,813 --> 00:45:17,678
Also five colours
550
00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:21,339
A 1 in between these two five colors
551
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:22,879
It's "Yan-hou"
552
00:45:24,955 --> 00:45:26,183
Why?
553
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,255
Do you play mahjong?
554
00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:35,261
Yan-hou
555
00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:48,403
Have a seat
556
00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,215
Madam, the deluxe rooms upstairs...
557
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:53,678
are fully booked
558
00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:56,876
This one is luxurious. Please take it
559
00:45:57,121 --> 00:45:59,885
These two are better than deluxe
560
00:46:00,124 --> 00:46:01,921
One wouldn't need to go up and down
561
00:46:02,126 --> 00:46:04,219
Isn't that right, ma'am?
562
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,293
Yes
563
00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:10,397
Look, it's more like a doctor now
564
00:46:10,801 --> 00:46:12,200
You said this patient doesn't feel good
565
00:46:12,402 --> 00:46:13,960
What's wrong?
566
00:46:14,171 --> 00:46:15,263
I'll tell you
567
00:46:15,672 --> 00:46:18,038
You see... doctors at Xiehe Hospital...
568
00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:20,802
aren't humans
569
00:46:22,146 --> 00:46:23,773
How did you conclude that?
570
00:46:23,981 --> 00:46:26,779
That bunch of fools...
571
00:46:26,984 --> 00:46:28,884
How long have you stayed?
572
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:32,282
Two days and almost got killed!
573
00:46:32,656 --> 00:46:34,317
Thank God you stayed just for 2 days
574
00:46:34,691 --> 00:46:36,989
What were you there for?
575
00:46:37,194 --> 00:46:38,320
You'd better not ask
576
00:46:38,695 --> 00:46:40,322
I really feel annoyed!
577
00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:43,257
You know? I had pain in the chest
578
00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:44,634
It's stomach trouble
579
00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:46,268
True, gastric problem
580
00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:47,864
You can tell right away, huh!
581
00:46:48,071 --> 00:46:49,629
Guess what they did to me
582
00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:50,396
What?
583
00:46:50,774 --> 00:46:54,369
They... didn't give me anything to eat
584
00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:57,145
What? Didn't give you any food!
585
00:46:57,347 --> 00:47:00,214
No food for stomach illness
586
00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:01,816
Such morons!
587
00:47:02,019 --> 00:47:03,281
I mean, human beings are not metals
588
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,121
How can we survive without food?
589
00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:06,653
Don't say I'm a patient
590
00:47:06,857 --> 00:47:08,722
Even a normal person can't bear it
591
00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:11,053
Besides, at your age...
592
00:47:11,261 --> 00:47:12,728
What?
593
00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:14,989
How old...
594
00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:18,100
Still young, just 58
595
00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:19,633
That's same as my mom
596
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:22,271
Even she has stomach pain at times
597
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,197
Madam, please stay here
598
00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:26,433
Your illness is sure to be cured
599
00:47:26,810 --> 00:47:29,335
You should rest properly to get well
600
00:47:29,746 --> 00:47:31,304
Eat whatever you may wish to
601
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,276
When you're satisfied after eating,
602
00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:35,413
you'll feel comfortable.
603
00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:37,185
Your pain will ease off somewhat
604
00:47:37,421 --> 00:47:39,116
Am I right? Madam...
605
00:47:39,323 --> 00:47:41,188
Yes, Sir
606
00:47:41,391 --> 00:47:43,825
I'd like somethin" hard to eat
607
00:47:44,027 --> 00:47:47,190
They forced me to eat congee
608
00:47:47,397 --> 00:47:49,092
The gruel and diluted soups...
609
00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:52,063
really make me mad
610
00:47:52,269 --> 00:47:54,169
Your teeth are good.
611
00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:56,839
That's lucky, you may have some solids
612
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,271
Ah, wait till you hear this
613
00:48:00,477 --> 00:48:01,341
I've to wait till meal time for food;
614
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:03,612
...even if I'm starving!
615
00:48:03,814 --> 00:48:05,179
I mean, one's in a hospital,
616
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:06,349
not a bloody concentration camp!
617
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,777
Sometimes when I'm sleeping soundly,
618
00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:11,249
They have a small tube...
619
00:48:11,455 --> 00:48:13,650
poked into my mouth
620
00:48:13,991 --> 00:48:16,152
They say it's to check... something...
621
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,760
What the heck!
622
00:48:19,296 --> 00:48:21,787
Sometimes I need a bed pan
623
00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:23,990
Guess what the nurse said
624
00:48:24,201 --> 00:48:25,065
She asked me...
625
00:48:25,269 --> 00:48:27,134
to wait till the doctor came,
626
00:48:27,337 --> 00:48:28,326
and was done with the rounds.
627
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:31,168
Godammit!
628
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:32,842
There've been times when I wish to sit up
629
00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:34,101
You know what they did!
630
00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:36,939
Ordered me to lie down like this
631
00:48:37,147 --> 00:48:38,808
So disgusting!
632
00:48:40,717 --> 00:48:42,344
Sir, the operating room...
633
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:43,151
is ready to begin operation
634
00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:45,287
Okay, I'll be there
635
00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:47,681
What, you've nurses here too?
636
00:48:47,891 --> 00:48:49,756
Yeah, but it's alright
637
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,894
Didn't you bring your maid along?
638
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:53,426
Ask them to be with you
639
00:48:53,797 --> 00:48:56,197
Feels good to be amongst own kin
640
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:57,367
Excellent
641
00:48:57,734 --> 00:48:59,964
Any place for someone to stay here?
642
00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:00,761
You know, my cook...
643
00:49:00,971 --> 00:49:02,233
could he like, move-in here?
644
00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:03,428
Sure, why not?
645
00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:05,968
You may eat whatever you like
646
00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:08,804
There'll be no extra charge
647
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:10,980
For cook and amah living here,
648
00:49:11,181 --> 00:49:15,413
it'd be... 100,000 dollars a day.
649
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:18,812
A hun... what? 100,000 dollars?!
650
00:49:19,022 --> 00:49:20,819
What's that to you after all!
651
00:49:21,024 --> 00:49:22,719
You're lucky, a good surname too
652
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,827
Fuyu, which means wealthy
653
00:49:26,029 --> 00:49:29,965
True, but money isn't the criteria
654
00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:31,259
Ah Wang, you go back,
655
00:49:31,668 --> 00:49:33,295
and bring their luggage here.
656
00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:34,933
Hold on a sec.
657
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:38,266
Get me two ducks as well
658
00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:54,890
We should keep this
659
00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:57,322
With cabbage, it'll be a nice soup
660
00:49:57,694 --> 00:49:59,423
Without your order no one'd dare throw it
661
00:49:59,796 --> 00:50:01,229
Hey wait
662
00:50:02,299 --> 00:50:03,857
This... don't toss it off
663
00:50:04,067 --> 00:50:08,401
Later... ask Xiao Liu to lit up the light
664
00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:16,304
Madam, try it when it's hot
665
00:50:16,713 --> 00:50:18,010
Doesn't taste so good when it's cold
666
00:50:18,215 --> 00:50:19,204
Yeah
667
00:50:25,322 --> 00:50:26,653
Hmm delicious!
668
00:50:31,161 --> 00:50:31,650
Sir...
669
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:32,089
What is it?
670
00:50:32,295 --> 00:50:33,956
The chief slinked off
671
00:50:38,735 --> 00:50:39,360
Why'd he do that?
672
00:50:39,736 --> 00:50:40,725
Owing to corruption
673
00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:42,700
The zillions he had was dirty money
674
00:50:42,906 --> 00:50:44,271
His only option was to flee
675
00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:45,369
Oh, forget it
676
00:50:45,742 --> 00:50:47,039
For now...
677
00:50:57,921 --> 00:51:00,389
What do you intend to do?
678
00:51:00,757 --> 00:51:02,725
You guys bunch up like some gang
679
00:51:02,959 --> 00:51:05,086
Are you going to rebel?
680
00:51:06,129 --> 00:51:07,653
Didn't you see this?
681
00:51:17,808 --> 00:51:18,672
Wired
682
00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:20,900
I hear he's filthy rich
683
00:51:21,111 --> 00:51:22,271
How come he's still fine?
684
00:51:22,646 --> 00:51:24,705
He said the money belongs to his wife.
685
00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:25,904
What does his wife do?
686
00:51:26,116 --> 00:51:27,174
How can she earn such a lot!
687
00:51:27,384 --> 00:51:30,251
He said she was sort of a hooker
688
00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:32,989
could it be true?
689
00:51:33,190 --> 00:51:34,282
True is false... false becomes true
690
00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:35,920
How can one decide?
691
00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:40,053
Strange, there's always something new
692
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,690
The lady in room 13 needs an operation
693
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:43,399
Why?
694
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,665
Had too much to eat and choked
695
00:51:45,869 --> 00:51:46,893
Hurry up
696
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,771
It'll be alright. Come on
697
00:52:41,725 --> 00:52:48,062
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
698
00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:52,964
1, 2, 3, 4
699
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,229
5, 6, 7
700
00:52:55,639 --> 00:53:09,815
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
701
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:14,616
Duck, pork, goose...
702
00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:22,380
How's it going?
703
00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:24,192
I'm short of pincers
704
00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:26,023
Pincers?
705
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:28,253
Oh shit!
706
00:54:28,632 --> 00:54:30,031
What now?
707
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,697
It's left inside her belly
708
00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:36,862
What's the matter?
709
00:54:37,974 --> 00:54:40,670
Is it over?
710
00:54:40,877 --> 00:54:44,313
The operation...
711
00:54:44,681 --> 00:54:49,175
It's finished... but...
712
00:54:53,189 --> 00:54:55,987
I'd need to go through it again
713
00:54:56,359 --> 00:55:00,022
What? Operate again, why?
714
00:55:00,430 --> 00:55:02,057
I mean, it's no big deal
715
00:55:02,265 --> 00:55:04,733
Just a small operation
716
00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:09,132
A little... pair of pincers
717
00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:11,273
is left in your body
718
00:55:11,641 --> 00:55:13,632
A pair of pincers inside my body?!
719
00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:17,802
Hey, open it up now
720
00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:20,148
Honestly!
721
00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:34,754
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
722
00:55:35,231 --> 00:55:37,165
can't you say somethin' else?
723
00:55:37,367 --> 00:55:40,063
Something else, like what?
724
00:55:40,303 --> 00:55:43,568
Like apple, banana, orange...
725
00:55:43,773 --> 00:55:46,071
pear, chestnut, persimmon...
726
00:55:51,715 --> 00:55:53,842
Like apple, banana, orange...
727
00:55:54,050 --> 00:55:56,109
pear, chestnut, persimmon...
728
00:55:58,888 --> 00:56:01,322
Like apple, banana, orange...
729
00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:04,956
pear, chestnut, persimmon...
730
00:56:08,798 --> 00:56:11,631
pear, chestnut, persimmon...
731
00:56:40,430 --> 00:56:41,158
What happened?
732
00:56:41,364 --> 00:56:42,729
The scissors...
733
00:56:45,935 --> 00:56:47,630
What?
734
00:56:48,605 --> 00:56:50,368
The scissors...
735
00:56:52,275 --> 00:56:54,971
What's the matter, doc?
736
00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:02,383
A pair of scissors...
737
00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:05,778
What about scissors?
738
00:57:06,156 --> 00:57:10,286
Damn, it's inside your body
739
00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:12,821
What? Scissors in my stomach!
740
00:57:13,062 --> 00:57:18,193
So you'll need an operation again
741
00:57:18,401 --> 00:57:20,995
What? Operate again, incredible!
742
00:57:23,139 --> 00:57:27,098
Shit! Open, open it right up
743
00:57:31,314 --> 00:57:35,080
chief surgeon...
744
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,684
Yes?
745
00:57:37,887 --> 00:57:41,880
I don't mind the operation
746
00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:45,026
But when you're done,
747
00:57:45,228 --> 00:57:48,595
don't close up my belly.
748
00:57:48,798 --> 00:57:49,958
Why ever so?
749
00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:53,999
The best would be to have my belly...
750
00:57:54,204 --> 00:57:56,638
sewed up with a zipper!
751
00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:05,078
Hitting the plates and I'm coming
752
00:58:05,281 --> 00:58:06,942
The business is good in side streets
753
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,812
This gold and silver sign...
754
00:58:10,053 --> 00:58:12,647
The "Happy-Go-Lucky" sign is on
755
00:58:12,889 --> 00:58:15,016
The jerk hasn't come for days.
756
00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:17,125
The manager made big money
757
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:18,919
I'm happy to see you earn a lot
758
00:58:19,128 --> 00:58:20,857
I'll visit you.
759
00:58:22,699 --> 00:58:24,132
1 st bow to the King, 2nd to officers
760
00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,359
3rd to Manager's greatness
761
00:58:26,769 --> 00:58:27,929
Manager, you're great like an ocean
762
00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:29,695
Liu Bi had the West Sichuan
763
00:58:29,939 --> 00:58:31,930
Xiao Liu, the water is ready
764
00:58:32,141 --> 00:58:33,699
chang is Liu's guardian
765
00:58:33,943 --> 00:58:36,104
He's huge and his horse big
766
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:39,281
His roar collapsed a bridge
767
00:58:41,951 --> 00:58:43,248
Happy-go-Merry is a hair saloon
768
00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:45,053
The manager is a shrewd businessman
769
00:58:45,655 --> 00:58:47,054
The saloon is Luo Zhuliu
770
00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:49,088
Hair dangling at the door
771
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:50,816
Master Luo is great
772
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,857
He got a good blade in July,
773
00:58:53,062 --> 00:58:54,620
at the Louyang Bridge.
774
00:58:54,831 --> 00:58:56,662
Rocks at the bridge can sharpen a blade
775
00:58:56,866 --> 00:58:58,231
3 above and 3 from below.
776
00:58:58,601 --> 00:59:00,000
And three from in between.
777
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:01,693
T o sharpen with the rough one.
778
00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:03,600
The Blade was sharpened brightly
779
00:59:03,806 --> 00:59:05,034
Men cut hair in the front, women at back
780
00:59:05,241 --> 00:59:07,072
Monks and Taoists cut on both sides.
781
00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:08,767
National gov't. Founded after ching.
782
00:59:08,978 --> 00:59:10,775
General Yuan occupied Beijing.
783
00:59:11,014 --> 00:59:12,311
Yuan was bold.
784
00:59:12,682 --> 00:59:14,616
He asked the people to cut the hair.
785
00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:16,148
Cut the hair short.
786
00:59:16,352 --> 00:59:18,582
The hair was plastered with pomade.
787
00:59:18,788 --> 00:59:19,982
Xiao Liu, pour some water.
788
00:59:20,189 --> 00:59:21,656
And it sure looked great!
789
00:59:21,858 --> 00:59:23,917
But one couldn't hurl a bomb with it.
790
00:59:26,262 --> 00:59:29,197
The merchant gets hoarded stuff for cheap
791
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:31,697
Even a 100 dollar means nothing now
792
00:59:31,935 --> 00:59:33,300
Inflation is rising everyday
793
00:59:33,670 --> 00:59:35,604
The prices going higher and higher.
794
00:59:35,805 --> 00:59:37,067
No one wants the 100-dollar bills.
795
00:59:37,307 --> 00:59:39,298
You save it to boil the water.
796
00:59:39,676 --> 00:59:40,574
Hell!
797
00:59:40,977 --> 00:59:43,275
Happy Go Merry, A moment of happiness
798
00:59:43,646 --> 00:59:45,671
The Manager makes a cut by mistake.
799
00:59:46,215 --> 00:59:47,807
Son-of-a...
800
00:59:49,652 --> 00:59:51,085
Your mouth and eyes are out of shape
801
00:59:51,287 --> 00:59:54,120
like a rabbit of Mid-fall festival.
802
00:59:58,828 --> 01:00:00,819
Master, we've run out of soap.
803
01:00:01,064 --> 01:00:01,894
Go and buy some.
804
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,066
100 dollars? What can one buy with it?
805
01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:06,064
Get it on credit
806
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:12,064
I want soap.
807
01:00:12,308 --> 01:00:13,570
The price has gone up
808
01:00:14,143 --> 01:00:15,167
The price has gone up again?
809
01:00:15,378 --> 01:00:16,902
Increased again by 20%% .
810
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,110
With the money you buy things today,
811
01:00:18,314 --> 01:00:19,872
becomes less valuable tomorrow.
812
01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:21,947
What a time!
813
01:00:22,652 --> 01:00:24,552
It's tough doing business!
814
01:00:25,822 --> 01:00:28,916
The price has gone up by 20%% . Shit!
815
01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:31,753
20%% again? What the hell!
816
01:00:31,961 --> 01:00:34,555
Screw it! Have to pluck chicken feathers
817
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,560
No. I mean business is hard to do.
818
01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:42,863
Up by 20%% . It's now 2,400 dollars.
819
01:00:43,373 --> 01:00:45,068
What? 2,400.
820
01:00:45,274 --> 01:00:46,536
Wait a sec.
821
01:00:46,776 --> 01:00:48,641
Am I charged old or new price?
822
01:00:48,845 --> 01:00:50,836
Of course the new price.
823
01:00:51,047 --> 01:00:52,742
Mister, who's rising these prices,
824
01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:53,916
Who's that asshole?
825
01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:57,051
The burden shifts back to the customer.
826
01:00:57,253 --> 01:00:58,117
Xiao Liu...
827
01:00:58,321 --> 01:00:59,754
Xiao Liu, the madam is back.
828
01:00:59,956 --> 01:01:01,150
Help her take the stuff
829
01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:05,023
Xiao Liu...
830
01:01:05,228 --> 01:01:06,286
coming.
831
01:01:11,067 --> 01:01:14,093
Shit! Price of flour rises by 30%%
832
01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:16,100
Price of rice up by 25%% .
833
01:01:16,305 --> 01:01:17,932
Even the price of water soars by 20%%% .
834
01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:20,266
20%% % again?
835
01:01:20,643 --> 01:01:21,735
Right.
836
01:01:22,278 --> 01:01:27,045
T errible! 20%% % more again. Now 2,800.
837
01:01:27,984 --> 01:01:29,747
Oh, forget it...
838
01:01:29,952 --> 01:01:30,543
Mister, what happened?
839
01:01:30,753 --> 01:01:33,244
I'm leaving. If it goes on like this...
840
01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:35,784
even a shave will cost 10,000 dollars
841
01:01:37,293 --> 01:01:39,693
Here're 2,500. Keep the change.
842
01:01:46,102 --> 01:01:47,091
Lord San...
843
01:01:47,303 --> 01:01:48,270
Xiao Hong...
844
01:01:48,805 --> 01:01:51,672
What's up? Haven't seen you in a while.
845
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:54,104
Have you got a new lover or what?
846
01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:57,171
Hong, I've been busy lately.
847
01:01:57,380 --> 01:02:00,008
I'll see you when I'm free.
848
01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:01,547
So long
849
01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:05,619
Asshole!
850
01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:13,327
Could I use your phone please?
851
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:15,254
Go ahead.
852
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,663
Hello, it's Eastern Region 606.
853
01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:30,875
Can I speak to Mr. Wang?
854
01:02:32,715 --> 01:02:39,553
Wang, you've no conscience at all
855
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:42,748
Why didn't you come? Are you dead?
856
01:02:44,026 --> 01:02:45,357
Who's it?
857
01:02:45,728 --> 01:02:49,596
So you don't even remember me, huh!
858
01:02:49,966 --> 01:02:51,194
Well, guess who then.
859
01:02:52,635 --> 01:02:57,163
Jinbao? Phew, I'm Yinbao.
860
01:02:57,373 --> 01:02:59,204
I'm your grandma.
861
01:03:01,043 --> 01:03:02,340
Oh, come on!
862
01:03:03,679 --> 01:03:08,878
I reckon
even your ancestors would remember me
863
01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:12,816
If you don't come, I'll go to your house
864
01:03:14,023 --> 01:03:15,320
I wouldn't dare?
865
01:03:15,858 --> 01:03:17,257
I'm a piece of shit if I dare not.
866
01:03:19,862 --> 01:03:20,988
Damn!
867
01:03:22,064 --> 01:03:23,759
Oh puh-leaze...
868
01:03:23,966 --> 01:03:26,059
You sly son of a bitch!
869
01:03:26,669 --> 01:03:29,160
You'd have died already.
870
01:03:29,372 --> 01:03:31,067
The earlier the better.
871
01:03:36,679 --> 01:03:37,771
Bastard
872
01:03:40,750 --> 01:03:43,241
I'll wait for you tomorrow. Be there
873
01:03:48,257 --> 01:03:49,281
Shit!
874
01:03:52,028 --> 01:03:53,325
See you
875
01:03:56,032 --> 01:03:57,158
See you
876
01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:01,002
Manager, thanks.
877
01:04:01,204 --> 01:04:02,831
Come 'n use the phone tomorrow too
878
01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:04,230
Screw it!
879
01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:22,555
Damn
880
01:04:24,794 --> 01:04:26,728
Goodbye
881
01:04:37,106 --> 01:04:39,631
Hey, are you coming or not?
882
01:04:39,842 --> 01:04:43,005
Well, you go ahead, I won't be long
883
01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:44,577
You're a gentleman.
884
01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:46,304
You've my word
885
01:04:52,788 --> 01:04:53,812
Little Fu...
886
01:04:56,859 --> 01:04:59,054
I'm going to Lehua Bath.
887
01:04:59,262 --> 01:05:01,822
I'm having trouble with my waist and feet
888
01:05:02,031 --> 01:05:02,759
could be a bit long, don't wait up
889
01:05:02,965 --> 01:05:04,193
Okay
890
01:05:22,952 --> 01:05:32,884
chamber pot...
891
01:05:36,966 --> 01:05:39,298
Master, this stuff
892
01:05:39,669 --> 01:05:41,569
it's not proper to put it here.
893
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:44,899
Please put it somewhere else.
894
01:05:45,574 --> 01:05:46,006
Let me tell you
895
01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:47,903
If the boss' wife sees it,
896
01:05:48,110 --> 01:05:49,008
she'll create a havoc
897
01:05:49,211 --> 01:05:51,145
She's notorious for her temper.
898
01:05:51,314 --> 01:05:52,906
Especially good at bullying honest people.
899
01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:54,810
Trampling the poor and pitiful.
900
01:05:55,017 --> 01:05:57,747
She only does evil things. What a witch!
901
01:06:02,124 --> 01:06:05,059
Fly... fly to the garden.
902
01:06:05,261 --> 01:06:06,285
Hold it!
903
01:06:11,367 --> 01:06:11,924
You said I'm a witch.
904
01:06:14,070 --> 01:06:17,665
Say, what makes me a witch?
905
01:06:17,907 --> 01:06:19,272
Screw you! Did I harm you?
906
01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:20,973
She's really a witch.
907
01:06:21,610 --> 01:06:24,044
Well, dare to call me a witch, eh!
908
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:25,645
Some guts you have!
909
01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:27,543
How dare you bully me around?
910
01:06:27,783 --> 01:06:28,841
What are you doing?
911
01:06:29,051 --> 01:06:30,075
What are you shouting at?
912
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:31,286
Why are you shouting?
913
01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:32,678
Look at your students...
914
01:06:32,888 --> 01:06:33,718
How are they?
915
01:06:33,923 --> 01:06:35,823
The students of other people
916
01:06:36,025 --> 01:06:37,686
are always smart and hard-working.
917
01:06:37,893 --> 01:06:38,825
Your students...
918
01:06:39,028 --> 01:06:40,120
are only jerks.
919
01:06:40,363 --> 01:06:42,831
What's really the matter?
920
01:06:43,032 --> 01:06:44,966
The business is ruined.
921
01:06:45,201 --> 01:06:47,601
Peace is fortune.
922
01:06:47,803 --> 01:06:49,668
No wonder, people call you a witch
923
01:06:49,872 --> 01:06:53,603
Even you say the same
924
01:06:53,809 --> 01:06:55,071
Ain't surprised people say I'm a witch
925
01:06:55,277 --> 01:06:58,906
What makes me look like a witch?
926
01:06:59,115 --> 01:07:01,083
Look at yourself. You're a witch now.
927
01:07:01,283 --> 01:07:02,215
You're an asshole.
928
01:07:02,585 --> 01:07:07,887
- Witch
- Asshole
929
01:07:08,090 --> 01:07:08,749
You're a witch.
930
01:07:08,991 --> 01:07:10,185
You're an asshole.
931
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:11,082
T ake a mirror and look at yourself.
932
01:07:11,293 --> 01:07:12,225
See if you look like a witch.
933
01:07:12,595 --> 01:07:13,653
T ake a mirror and look at yourself.
934
01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:14,693
See if you look like an asshole.
935
01:07:14,897 --> 01:07:17,058
- Witch
- Asshole!
936
01:07:17,266 --> 01:07:19,063
Mister, be a judge for this matter.
937
01:07:19,268 --> 01:07:20,200
Since I've married this bastard,
938
01:07:20,569 --> 01:07:21,968
I'm leading a poor life.
939
01:07:22,171 --> 01:07:23,001
He runs such a tiny hair shop.
940
01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:24,172
The business is always bad.
941
01:07:24,540 --> 01:07:25,666
It can't even fetch us a living
942
01:07:25,908 --> 01:07:28,001
How can I bear this kind of life?
943
01:07:28,644 --> 01:07:29,542
Mister...
944
01:07:29,745 --> 01:07:30,905
Don't just listen to her words, okay
945
01:07:31,113 --> 01:07:33,013
Listen to what I've to say...
946
01:07:33,215 --> 01:07:35,547
She shouts and screams without reason
947
01:07:35,751 --> 01:07:37,878
She's really a... bitch.
948
01:07:38,087 --> 01:07:39,179
Really a bitch.
949
01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:42,115
Always being unreasonable.
950
01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:44,588
Yes, that's what she is
951
01:07:44,827 --> 01:07:46,692
Absolutely a bitch.
952
01:07:48,130 --> 01:07:50,257
People always have a fair judgment.
953
01:07:50,633 --> 01:07:52,533
You listen what this man will say.
954
01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:54,566
I don't care...
955
01:07:55,037 --> 01:07:55,799
Okay...
956
01:07:56,005 --> 01:07:57,836
come on. You're a couple after all.
957
01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:59,064
It's not proper to fight like this.
958
01:07:59,275 --> 01:08:00,105
If you go on in this way,
959
01:08:00,309 --> 01:08:01,901
I've to give you big and small lessons.
960
01:08:02,111 --> 01:08:03,738
No one can avoid it.
961
01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:06,744
No more fighting.
962
01:08:13,956 --> 01:08:16,186
Jeez, it's you!
963
01:08:16,559 --> 01:08:17,753
I'm confused
964
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:18,927
I'm stuck in the middle.
965
01:08:19,161 --> 01:08:20,150
Who the hell are you?
966
01:08:20,362 --> 01:08:20,953
Who are you after all?
967
01:08:21,197 --> 01:08:23,290
I um... trying to calm you down.
968
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:25,631
Calm us down. I ask you...
969
01:08:25,835 --> 01:08:26,961
For whom are we fighting?
970
01:08:27,169 --> 01:08:27,897
How would I know?
971
01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:30,504
For you! You bloody kid in the middle,
972
01:08:30,706 --> 01:08:31,832
trying to teach your master, huh!
973
01:08:32,041 --> 01:08:34,771
Not gonna spare you
974
01:08:36,178 --> 01:08:39,204
Okay... you want to run?
975
01:08:39,615 --> 01:08:40,673
Catch him.
976
01:08:41,016 --> 01:08:43,041
Well, don't return if you've guts
977
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,618
You're not allowed to come back here.
978
01:08:46,822 --> 01:08:48,585
I'll get lost if you say so
979
01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:52,249
Hey, you're becoming more serious.
980
01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:54,721
If you ask me to stay, I won't go.
981
01:08:55,331 --> 01:08:57,822
Ask you to stay? So formal!
982
01:08:58,033 --> 01:08:59,261
If you enter this door again,
983
01:08:59,635 --> 01:09:01,125
I'll break your legs.
984
01:09:01,637 --> 01:09:02,865
What's it? Manager...
985
01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:05,233
Nothin'... just an advice for my student
986
01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:06,575
Want a hair cut?
987
01:09:06,775 --> 01:09:08,037
No, a shave.
988
01:09:08,244 --> 01:09:09,302
Have a seat
989
01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,078
A smoke?
990
01:09:11,280 --> 01:09:13,680
No, thanks. Have you got The Daily?
991
01:09:14,283 --> 01:09:15,716
Only the Daily Journal.
992
01:09:33,936 --> 01:09:36,905
Mister, you look familiar!
993
01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:38,835
I live near the Sixi House
994
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:40,599
I'm quite a regular at HuaLe Bath.
995
01:09:41,277 --> 01:09:42,744
I see.
996
01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:45,808
Bastard
997
01:09:46,749 --> 01:09:49,718
You see, we're just...
998
01:09:50,352 --> 01:09:52,513
yelling at my apprentice
999
01:09:52,721 --> 01:09:53,517
Be a bit quick
1000
01:09:53,722 --> 01:09:55,690
Have you got to go somewhere?
1001
01:09:55,891 --> 01:09:58,792
Don't worry. It'll be fast and neat
1002
01:09:58,994 --> 01:10:00,586
Agreed, it's a small place,
1003
01:10:00,829 --> 01:10:02,694
but the service here is efficient
1004
01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:05,128
I used to work at White Rose
1005
01:10:05,334 --> 01:10:07,063
The one in Eastern Market.
1006
01:10:07,269 --> 01:10:10,534
Yes, the biggest around
1007
01:10:10,739 --> 01:10:11,763
Must be good at your skill then
1008
01:10:11,974 --> 01:10:15,876
Drop in to have a chat if you're free
1009
01:10:16,745 --> 01:10:18,303
Xiao Liu, get the water ready.
1010
01:10:18,681 --> 01:10:19,875
I dare not.
1011
01:10:20,115 --> 01:10:20,638
Why?
1012
01:10:20,849 --> 01:10:23,875
He said he'll break my legs
1013
01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:27,044
Bullshit! Who said so?
1014
01:10:27,256 --> 01:10:28,553
Come and pour water for me.
1015
01:10:36,832 --> 01:10:38,959
Come on. Speak up...
1016
01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:07,686
You've been here for over an year.
1017
01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:09,158
You've learnt nothing.
1018
01:11:09,531 --> 01:11:11,123
Why don't you practice hard?
1019
01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:12,632
Who doesn't want to?
1020
01:11:12,868 --> 01:11:14,267
I get up every morning at 5...
1021
01:11:14,637 --> 01:11:16,798
to wash food, make fire...
1022
01:11:17,006 --> 01:11:18,667
for the breakfast
1023
01:11:18,874 --> 01:11:20,501
Wash clothes in the afternoon.
1024
01:11:20,709 --> 01:11:22,506
What clothes?
1025
01:11:22,811 --> 01:11:24,073
Master's clothes
1026
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:26,113
How about in the evening then?
1027
01:11:26,315 --> 01:11:28,215
I practice till 3 or 4 a. M
1028
01:11:28,584 --> 01:11:29,608
And then I need to rise at 5 a. M
1029
01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:30,785
I just sleep for an hour.
1030
01:11:30,986 --> 01:11:32,613
Do you take me to be a bug?
1031
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,786
You're here to learn a trade,
1032
01:11:34,990 --> 01:11:36,651
not to enjoy yourself.
1033
01:11:36,859 --> 01:11:38,986
It's not easy to learn...
1034
01:11:39,194 --> 01:11:40,991
specially this kind of business.
1035
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,597
What is it?
1036
01:11:47,102 --> 01:11:47,932
Look
1037
01:11:49,071 --> 01:11:51,232
Standing, requires its own pose
1038
01:11:51,607 --> 01:11:53,905
T o stop, also a unique style
1039
01:11:54,109 --> 01:11:57,203
Like a bow... hold your breath
1040
01:11:57,579 --> 01:12:01,276
Two hands make a circle
1041
01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:03,174
come on, let's see you try
1042
01:12:07,089 --> 01:12:12,527
A distinct pose to stand and to stop
1043
01:12:12,728 --> 01:12:13,888
Say, standing like Guan Yu
1044
01:12:14,096 --> 01:12:15,586
What? Guan Yu!
1045
01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:17,265
Yours is a friggin' Zhang Fei pose
1046
01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:19,157
Bow stance
1047
01:12:19,535 --> 01:12:23,733
In bow form, thrust out your teeth
1048
01:12:23,939 --> 01:12:26,669
Teeth? How do you expect me to do that?
1049
01:12:26,909 --> 01:12:30,037
Hold your breath
1050
01:12:30,245 --> 01:12:35,842
Breath held, hands in a circle...
1051
01:12:37,586 --> 01:12:38,678
Really stupid
1052
01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:45,590
Okay... let me ask you...
1053
01:12:45,828 --> 01:12:46,988
Say, if we're busy today,
1054
01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,629
and we only have one seat,
1055
01:12:48,831 --> 01:12:49,957
what would you do?
1056
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,030
I've an idea
1057
01:12:52,234 --> 01:12:53,201
What is it?
1058
01:12:53,569 --> 01:12:54,627
Check this out
1059
01:12:56,138 --> 01:12:58,572
Sorry,
it's full; Please come early tomorrow
1060
01:12:58,774 --> 01:13:01,937
What? You bastard!
1061
01:13:02,144 --> 01:13:04,078
How could you say it's full?
1062
01:13:04,279 --> 01:13:06,907
You've to request the customer to come in
1063
01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:10,847
Ask them to sit, offer a smoke and a book
1064
01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:12,714
They'll then feel embarrassed...
1065
01:13:12,955 --> 01:13:13,819
even if they wish to leave.
1066
01:13:14,022 --> 01:13:16,547
This is how business has to be conducted
1067
01:13:16,792 --> 01:13:17,781
I understand, master
1068
01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:20,628
So, when'll the customer come?
1069
01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:22,757
How can I know?
1070
01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:24,824
Let's give it a go...
1071
01:13:25,033 --> 01:13:28,093
Say for example you're a customer...
1072
01:13:33,976 --> 01:13:35,136
Please come in
1073
01:13:36,311 --> 01:13:37,744
What? What happened?
1074
01:13:37,946 --> 01:13:39,208
I thought you were gonna hit
1075
01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:42,516
What rubbish! No one'd hit a customer
1076
01:13:42,718 --> 01:13:43,616
Once again
1077
01:13:47,055 --> 01:13:48,079
Sir, one person?
1078
01:13:48,290 --> 01:13:50,258
No, six more. They'll be soon here
1079
01:13:50,626 --> 01:13:51,593
Please be seated
1080
01:13:55,998 --> 01:13:57,022
A smoke?
1081
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:00,468
Sir, you look familiar!
1082
01:14:00,669 --> 01:14:04,230
Of course, we're family
1083
01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:06,972
What? Which family?
1084
01:14:07,176 --> 01:14:08,803
In this way keep the chat going
1085
01:14:09,011 --> 01:14:10,137
Keep it going?!
1086
01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:16,073
Sir, do you keep very busy?
1087
01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:18,719
Yep, I get up at 5 in the morning,
1088
01:14:18,954 --> 01:14:20,581
work till midnight and get scolded
1089
01:14:20,789 --> 01:14:23,622
What? Who asked you this?
1090
01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:26,489
Sir, it's been a hot day
1091
01:14:27,629 --> 01:14:28,994
What's that?
1092
01:14:29,198 --> 01:14:30,165
I've a little cold
1093
01:14:30,532 --> 01:14:31,226
Are you trying to mess with me?
1094
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,567
I do have a cold
1095
01:14:32,768 --> 01:14:34,099
A cold, my foot!
1096
01:14:35,838 --> 01:14:37,897
Sir, have you had your meals?
1097
01:14:38,106 --> 01:14:39,630
I don't get to have a proper meal
1098
01:14:39,875 --> 01:14:42,139
All I have is just the leftovers
1099
01:14:42,511 --> 01:14:44,706
You're trying to make trouble?
1100
01:14:46,048 --> 01:14:48,573
Bird's nest, shark fin, fried rice
1101
01:14:51,086 --> 01:14:52,553
Sir, do you live nearby?
1102
01:14:52,754 --> 01:14:54,551
No, I live in Tianjin.
1103
01:14:54,756 --> 01:14:55,984
Tianjin?
1104
01:14:56,191 --> 01:14:58,751
I have indeed come a long way
1105
01:14:58,994 --> 01:15:00,689
I heard you're quite deft at your skill
1106
01:15:01,129 --> 01:15:03,859
Thank you. Have you been here before?
1107
01:15:04,066 --> 01:15:05,966
No, it's my first time
1108
01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:08,033
Then, someone must have told you abut us
1109
01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:11,968
Oh yes... Mr. Wang
1110
01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:13,664
You mean the fatso?
1111
01:15:13,876 --> 01:15:14,808
He's thin
1112
01:15:15,010 --> 01:15:15,942
A little tall?
1113
01:15:16,144 --> 01:15:17,008
Shorty
1114
01:15:17,212 --> 01:15:18,543
Go to hell!
1115
01:15:18,914 --> 01:15:19,903
What are you doing?
1116
01:15:20,115 --> 01:15:21,548
This is how it's done.
1117
01:15:22,017 --> 01:15:24,212
To shake like this means to check
1118
01:15:24,586 --> 01:15:26,554
The hair are all over the place
1119
01:15:26,788 --> 01:15:29,018
The customer will see,
1120
01:15:29,224 --> 01:15:30,248
it's a small, but tidy place
1121
01:15:30,626 --> 01:15:32,093
Hold on to the conversation
1122
01:15:32,294 --> 01:15:35,195
Sir,
please don't mind that my shop is small
1123
01:15:35,564 --> 01:15:37,930
You see, I used to work at a big shop
1124
01:15:38,133 --> 01:15:39,725
Which one?
1125
01:15:39,968 --> 01:15:41,128
At the White Rose.
1126
01:15:41,503 --> 01:15:42,936
Oh, the White Rose?!
1127
01:15:43,138 --> 01:15:43,900
You... couldn't be sayin'...
1128
01:15:44,106 --> 01:15:46,074
Bragging doesn't mean a thing.
Skill counts
1129
01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:48,903
That's how we maintain clientele
1130
01:15:51,013 --> 01:15:52,207
For example, massaging the back,
1131
01:15:52,581 --> 01:15:54,208
there are some personal trade secrets
1132
01:15:54,583 --> 01:15:58,075
Look at the mirror while working
1133
01:15:59,121 --> 01:16:01,521
Not your lookout, it's mine
1134
01:16:01,924 --> 01:16:03,892
Watch the customer's reaction...
1135
01:16:04,092 --> 01:16:05,081
to check if he's in right position
1136
01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:07,626
If required, press a little more
1137
01:16:07,829 --> 01:16:10,093
Skip it, if it's okay
1138
01:16:10,299 --> 01:16:12,267
If it makes them feel good,
1139
01:16:12,668 --> 01:16:14,158
they'll feel satisfied.
1140
01:16:14,536 --> 01:16:16,697
If they feel good and satisfied,
1141
01:16:16,905 --> 01:16:18,532
satisfied and pleased,
1142
01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:19,502
then no one can compete...
1143
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,801
with our shop
1144
01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:26,238
You've dozed off!
1145
01:16:26,615 --> 01:16:27,843
Damn it, you fall asleep
1146
01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:30,980
And all you do is fall asleep
1147
01:16:31,186 --> 01:16:32,483
c'mon, get up...
1148
01:16:33,155 --> 01:16:34,588
I'll come in as the customer now
1149
01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:36,087
You try
1150
01:16:46,835 --> 01:16:47,563
Sir, one person?
1151
01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:48,064
Yes
1152
01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,794
There's a chair here, please sit
1153
01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:54,767
Would you like a smoke?
1154
01:16:57,212 --> 01:16:58,008
What's this you're doing?
1155
01:16:58,213 --> 01:16:58,907
I'm offering you a smoke
1156
01:16:59,114 --> 01:17:00,274
Oh! Put it in my hand
1157
01:17:00,649 --> 01:17:01,707
What's this?
1158
01:17:04,586 --> 01:17:05,883
Sir, a smoke?
1159
01:17:07,990 --> 01:17:10,515
I say, you do look quite familiar
1160
01:17:13,862 --> 01:17:14,886
I live nearby
1161
01:17:15,130 --> 01:17:16,188
No wonder!
1162
01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:18,930
Sir, newspaper?
1163
01:17:20,802 --> 01:17:22,565
Take it like this
1164
01:17:23,071 --> 01:17:24,663
How about a shave?
1165
01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:28,975
Sir, it's been hot these past 2 days
1166
01:17:29,211 --> 01:17:31,509
True, quite hot and damp
1167
01:17:31,713 --> 01:17:33,044
Hot like hell I'd say
1168
01:17:36,551 --> 01:17:37,848
What're you doing?
1169
01:17:38,086 --> 01:17:39,485
Why'd you want to unbutton the clothes?
1170
01:17:39,688 --> 01:17:42,020
I'm here for a haircut, not a bath
1171
01:17:44,292 --> 01:17:47,022
Sir,
take no notice of the small place here
1172
01:17:47,229 --> 01:17:49,925
Earlier I used to work at a big shop
1173
01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:51,224
Which one do you mean?
1174
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,535
My master used to work at... White Rose
1175
01:17:56,138 --> 01:17:57,127
And yourself?
1176
01:17:57,539 --> 01:17:59,268
I am chardonnay
1177
01:18:00,075 --> 01:18:02,043
What, you're drinking?
1178
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:06,507
You've been learning for over a year
1179
01:18:06,715 --> 01:18:08,683
come on, give me a shave
1180
01:18:09,051 --> 01:18:09,642
Really?
1181
01:18:09,851 --> 01:18:11,113
Bullshit
1182
01:18:31,139 --> 01:18:32,128
Damn
1183
01:18:50,225 --> 01:18:51,487
Xiao Liu...
1184
01:18:51,827 --> 01:18:53,158
cigarette...
1185
01:19:01,837 --> 01:19:03,634
Uncle,
I want to use the phone to call a doctor
1186
01:19:03,839 --> 01:19:04,737
Who's not feeling well?
1187
01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:05,770
The Manager
1188
01:19:06,007 --> 01:19:08,840
He's been sick
after coming back from the bath
1189
01:19:09,044 --> 01:19:10,477
It really seems serious
1190
01:19:10,779 --> 01:19:12,440
Hello...
1191
01:19:45,714 --> 01:19:50,447
Master...
1192
01:19:50,652 --> 01:19:53,553
Shave only?
1193
01:19:54,589 --> 01:19:56,216
No haircut
1194
01:19:56,758 --> 01:19:59,989
Shave off the eye-brows?
1195
01:20:00,195 --> 01:20:02,163
Not the eye-brows!
1196
01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:05,497
You ought to have told me earlier
1197
01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:08,567
I... have already done one side
1198
01:20:24,519 --> 01:20:25,918
Doctor, you...
1199
01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:28,453
can't help, had a stroke while having sex
1200
01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,454
I mean, at this age...
1201
01:20:30,959 --> 01:20:34,190
One way it's good. T o die happily
1202
01:20:39,601 --> 01:20:41,034
Uncle, look
1203
01:20:41,236 --> 01:20:41,895
What're you saying?
1204
01:20:42,137 --> 01:20:43,434
He was fine in the morning!
1205
01:20:43,638 --> 01:20:44,730
This...
1206
01:20:44,973 --> 01:20:46,235
Please don't panic
1207
01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:47,973
Quickly inform his family
1208
01:20:48,176 --> 01:20:49,165
I've already sent a telegram
1209
01:20:49,544 --> 01:20:51,842
can't say though when they would be here
1210
01:20:52,047 --> 01:20:53,810
Uncle, look
1211
01:20:54,049 --> 01:20:56,984
Alone at night, I feel so scared!
1212
01:20:57,185 --> 01:21:00,052
Please help, will you?
1213
01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,450
I request people to come and play mahjong
1214
01:21:02,657 --> 01:21:04,249
T o keep you company
1215
01:21:05,060 --> 01:21:06,687
Mr. Hua of HuaLe Bath,
1216
01:21:06,895 --> 01:21:08,226
Mr. Liu of Happy-Go-Merry...
1217
01:21:08,930 --> 01:21:12,866
I... I cannot
1218
01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:15,662
We need one more person. Please...
1219
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:17,630
What's the matter?
1220
01:21:17,839 --> 01:21:19,807
Need 1 more person to play mahjong
1221
01:21:20,008 --> 01:21:22,067
T o watch over Mr. Han, ask me...
1222
01:21:22,277 --> 01:21:23,005
No way
1223
01:21:23,211 --> 01:21:25,907
We need one more here, let him go
1224
01:21:26,114 --> 01:21:29,208
We need one more here as well
1225
01:21:30,585 --> 01:21:32,815
Xiao Liu
1226
01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:37,091
Xiao Liu
1227
01:21:37,459 --> 01:21:38,790
Washing it again and again
1228
01:21:38,994 --> 01:21:40,825
My boss' socks really stink!
1229
01:21:41,029 --> 01:21:44,624
The socks of his wife stink too
1230
01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:47,461
Xiao Liu...
1231
01:21:47,969 --> 01:21:50,062
Xiao Liu, go and play mahjong with them
1232
01:21:50,272 --> 01:21:51,739
I'll compensate if you lose
1233
01:21:51,940 --> 01:21:54,704
If you win 20
1234
01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:55,934
do I get 80%% %?
1235
01:21:56,177 --> 01:21:58,645
Forget it! You get 20%% %
1236
01:21:59,481 --> 01:22:00,971
What do we do about the clothes?
1237
01:22:01,216 --> 01:22:02,774
Wash them tomorrow
1238
01:22:03,218 --> 01:22:04,685
I get... the point
1239
01:22:07,589 --> 01:22:13,550
Hard noodles... fancy cakes
1240
01:22:22,470 --> 01:22:28,932
Hard noodles... fancy cakes
1241
01:23:03,044 --> 01:23:04,978
Xiao Liu, your turn
1242
01:23:25,266 --> 01:23:26,460
3 of a kind...
1243
01:23:27,235 --> 01:23:29,032
Way to go, bravo!
1244
01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:30,771
Why not draw?
1245
01:23:30,972 --> 01:23:32,803
You have claimed!
1246
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,134
You must do it
1247
01:23:35,477 --> 01:23:36,603
You've claimed 3 of a kind. You must do it
1248
01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:38,176
You've claimed 3 of a kind. You must do it
1249
01:23:38,546 --> 01:23:40,104
come on
1250
01:23:40,882 --> 01:23:42,816
Okay
1251
01:23:45,487 --> 01:23:52,689
3 of a kind. 9 is already seen...
1252
01:23:52,894 --> 01:23:54,521
I did warn you in advance
1253
01:23:57,198 --> 01:23:58,756
Don't you believe?
1254
01:23:59,901 --> 01:24:01,664
Come on, pull one
1255
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,235
How can when you haven't?
1256
01:24:03,972 --> 01:24:05,633
Who says I didn't?
1257
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:07,239
What was it?
1258
01:24:08,777 --> 01:24:09,607
I've drawn 9 T ong
1259
01:24:09,811 --> 01:24:11,176
We did that before
1260
01:24:13,948 --> 01:24:14,915
I was the one who hit on Fa cai
1261
01:24:15,116 --> 01:24:17,641
I did it, not you
1262
01:24:17,852 --> 01:24:19,410
Now it's your turn to draw
1263
01:24:19,754 --> 01:24:20,812
Draw
1264
01:24:21,022 --> 01:24:22,751
I'll draw... yes
1265
01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:24,823
Be quick. C'mon draw
1266
01:24:25,026 --> 01:24:27,927
You know,
it takes a year to finish 4 rounds
1267
01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:30,228
Draw!
1268
01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:32,560
What is it?
1269
01:24:35,136 --> 01:24:36,228
T ong of 7
1270
01:24:36,838 --> 01:24:37,236
8 T ong
1271
01:24:37,639 --> 01:24:40,005
Yes, 3 of the same
1272
01:24:42,644 --> 01:24:44,544
You've got to show it
1273
01:24:44,746 --> 01:24:45,770
How about it?
1274
01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:51,545
I can't
1275
01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:54,688
So why're you shouting? 5 bamboo
1276
01:24:58,860 --> 01:24:59,485
9 T ong
1277
01:24:59,694 --> 01:25:01,662
Win the game
1278
01:25:04,999 --> 01:25:05,829
Nope
1279
01:25:06,034 --> 01:25:07,501
Well, then get one
1280
01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:10,537
Okay
1281
01:25:20,682 --> 01:25:22,650
Draw
1282
01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:27,486
6 T ong
1283
01:25:31,926 --> 01:25:32,858
7 T ong
1284
01:25:33,061 --> 01:25:33,993
7 T ong...
1285
01:25:34,229 --> 01:25:35,628
What about 7 T ong?
1286
01:25:36,764 --> 01:25:38,129
You want it!
1287
01:25:41,503 --> 01:25:42,993
No, I can't
1288
01:25:43,204 --> 01:25:44,603
You don't want to win?
1289
01:25:46,107 --> 01:25:47,631
No, I don't
1290
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,703
You don't win, I do
1291
01:25:50,912 --> 01:26:05,020
Fat... salty... chicken...
1292
01:26:09,531 --> 01:26:11,021
How come there's one missing?
1293
01:27:38,553 --> 01:27:39,520
5 Wan
1294
01:27:39,721 --> 01:27:40,847
3 of a kind...
1295
01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:42,723
3 of 5 Wan
1296
01:27:55,036 --> 01:27:57,766
come on, Draw. Hurry up
1297
01:28:11,085 --> 01:28:13,815
7 Wan...
1298
01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:20,120
7 Wan?
1299
01:28:20,495 --> 01:28:21,826
Right. It's 7 Wan
1300
01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:26,066
Easy, everybody; I've got to hit the John
1301
01:28:32,573 --> 01:28:34,063
I'm going for a piss
1302
01:28:38,513 --> 01:28:40,811
T o relieve myself, to take a leak
1303
01:30:03,464 --> 01:30:05,694
Holy...!
1304
01:30:08,202 --> 01:30:10,136
Help, please help...
1305
01:30:25,052 --> 01:30:28,078
Ooh, you are killin' me...!
1306
01:30:28,456 --> 01:30:30,947
Auntie, let's die together
1307
01:30:31,305 --> 01:31:31,595
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