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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,485 --> 00:00:42,385 Subtitles: The.Naked.Wanderer.2019.1080p.WEBRip.x264 2 00:01:18,486 --> 00:01:21,039 - You ready? - I don't know. 3 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,693 I don't know what I'm supposed to be ready for. 4 00:01:26,778 --> 00:01:30,640 Come on Jake, what're we doing? What the hell are you doing? 5 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,917 - You'll see. - Where are we going? 6 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:39,471 We better not be going anywhere nice, I swear to God, I'm wearing my worst clothes. 7 00:01:39,622 --> 00:01:44,026 - I told you, it's a surprise. - Well, it better be a bloody good one, after dragging me out of bed this early. 8 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,200 Watch your head. 9 00:01:51,386 --> 00:01:53,388 - That's it. - Jake ... 10 00:01:53,538 --> 00:01:57,542 - It's alright, I've gotcha. - Oh, Jake... - It's all good. - Can you take this off? 11 00:01:57,876 --> 00:01:59,878 - Jake! - It's alright, I've gotcha. 12 00:02:00,461 --> 00:02:02,463 And... 13 00:02:02,064 --> 00:02:03,064 Ow! 14 00:02:03,899 --> 00:02:05,901 Surprise! 15 00:02:06,051 --> 00:02:08,053 What? 16 00:02:08,970 --> 00:02:10,972 I know you love dolphins. 17 00:02:11,181 --> 00:02:13,767 - Come on, come on! - Jake! 18 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,941 Look babe, dolphins. 19 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:39,860 - Jake, this is really nice ... - It's dolphin time! 20 00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:42,412 ...but I have something to tell you. 21 00:03:14,052 --> 00:03:16,054 Jasmine, 22 00:03:16,204 --> 00:03:19,891 - I have loved you from the moment I saw you. - Oh, shit. 23 00:03:20,041 --> 00:03:24,512 You're the apple of my eye, you're the salt to my pepper, and I want to spend forever with you. 24 00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,990 - Oh shit, Jake! - Yes! 25 00:03:27,140 --> 00:03:29,693 Yes, Yes, you're the sugar to my spice. 26 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:32,060 - You're the bacon to my eggs. - No! 27 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:34,999 - Yes, yes ... - No, Jake, no, please no. 28 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:37,200 - Yes, yes! - Jake, no, no! 29 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:39,936 I wanted to break up with you today! 30 00:03:44,916 --> 00:03:46,918 What? 31 00:03:47,068 --> 00:03:49,545 But I'm... but I'm proposing. 32 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:52,407 I don't want to be with you anymore. 33 00:03:53,008 --> 00:03:55,010 But why? 34 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,829 You're just so bloody happy. 35 00:03:58,622 --> 00:04:02,425 That's great feedback, you're breaking up with me because I'm too happy? 36 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:06,246 I'm not as easily pleased as you are, Jake. 37 00:04:06,396 --> 00:04:10,776 I'm sorry, I just... I need someone who's more... daring, ... I don't know, 38 00:04:10,926 --> 00:04:13,143 - More... - More what? - I don't know. 39 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:16,881 - More what? - More... more.. - More what? - I don't know, more than you! Okay? 40 00:04:43,934 --> 00:04:45,936 Hi mate. 41 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,088 What's happening? 42 00:04:48,379 --> 00:04:51,550 - Oi, where's Jasmine? - Jasmine? 43 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:55,554 I don't know. Why would I know? She broke up with me. 44 00:04:55,804 --> 00:04:58,139 What? You said she broke up with you? 45 00:04:58,473 --> 00:05:01,017 I did. And she did. 46 00:05:01,309 --> 00:05:04,671 - Holy shit, are you serious? - It's not funny, Cam. 47 00:05:05,063 --> 00:05:08,108 - Cam... Cameron! - What? 48 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:11,277 - I proposed to her this morning. - No you didn't! 49 00:05:11,427 --> 00:05:15,647 - What the fuck mate, you didn't tell me? - I knew you'd try and talk me out of it. 50 00:05:15,797 --> 00:05:20,037 - Umm, yeah. I would, actually. - Well, it doesn't matter now, because guess what ... 51 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,723 She doesn't want to be with me. 52 00:05:22,873 --> 00:05:26,519 Okay ... and oh God, I even let her keep the ring after she said no. 53 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:29,688 - What? Why would you do that? - I don't know. 54 00:05:29,838 --> 00:05:32,785 I don't know, I thought maybe she'd come round, 55 00:05:32,936 --> 00:05:35,725 and realise we should be together. 56 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:38,410 Oh mate, that is so sad. 57 00:05:38,764 --> 00:05:40,766 Does it look like I care? 58 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:47,056 I don't care. 59 00:06:43,976 --> 00:06:46,932 Jake. What're you doin' here? 60 00:06:47,082 --> 00:06:51,169 Hey Gary. What, am I on a different site today? 61 00:06:51,587 --> 00:06:53,989 Didn't you talk to Jasmine last night? 62 00:06:54,139 --> 00:06:58,343 - Yeah, so she told ya? - Yeah, she did. 63 00:06:58,802 --> 00:07:03,040 - Which is why I'm surprised to see you here. - I don't quite follow mate. 64 00:07:03,206 --> 00:07:08,679 Well... she told me that she didn't want you working here anymore either. 65 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:13,750 Wha... Gas, I was working with you before Jas and I started seeing each other. 66 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:17,445 - Mate, it was you who introduced us. - Yeah, I no, I no, 67 00:07:17,879 --> 00:07:22,593 she's my daughter, and she thinks it would be awkward 68 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:25,662 having her ex working with her old man. 69 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:29,249 Are you firing me? 70 00:07:37,048 --> 00:07:38,550 Gas. 71 00:07:40,343 --> 00:07:43,204 Gary, please, I need this job. 72 00:07:44,556 --> 00:07:46,558 Fired? 73 00:07:46,892 --> 00:07:49,394 Ya can't fire him. Give the man a break! 74 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,085 Jake! 75 00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:59,237 Yeah? 76 00:08:01,322 --> 00:08:03,324 That's my hard hat. 77 00:08:10,495 --> 00:08:12,069 C'n I have his hard hat? 78 00:08:12,719 --> 00:08:14,221 It's brand new mate. 79 00:08:21,091 --> 00:08:22,293 All the best, Jake. 80 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,222 Fuck off. 81 00:08:29,159 --> 00:08:31,161 Mate, what're you doing here? 82 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:34,790 - Aren't you supposed to be at work? - Bloody hell Cam, put some clothes on. 83 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:37,626 - Umm. My house, my rules mate. - It's your parents house, 84 00:08:37,776 --> 00:08:40,580 and the way you're dresssed should be illegal everywhere. - Whatever. 85 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:42,599 Anyway, what's going on with you? 86 00:08:42,749 --> 00:08:46,181 Bloody, Jasmine had her dad fire me, didn't she. 87 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,680 - Yeah, that's fair. - Are you serious? 88 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,932 I'm just saying, I can see why she did that. 89 00:08:52,082 --> 00:08:56,220 - Mate, I dunno what I'm gonna do without her. - Don't start that shit, mate. 90 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:59,231 Jasmine is a bitch, and you're better off without her. 91 00:08:59,397 --> 00:09:01,758 Don't you talk about Jas like that, okay? 92 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,778 She is a beautiful, sensual, complicated woman, 93 00:09:04,928 --> 00:09:07,789 and we might still end up together one day, okay? 94 00:09:07,939 --> 00:09:09,941 Okay mate, whatever you say. 95 00:09:15,939 --> 00:09:17,941 Look at this would ya... 96 00:09:18,108 --> 00:09:21,903 women just falling over themselves for this guy. 97 00:09:23,338 --> 00:09:26,900 - He's not that good looking, is he? - Ahh, that's sweet. 98 00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:31,388 Mate, he just rode across the country, on a bike, for charity. 99 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:35,471 He could look like Chewbacca's bum hole, and still get the girls. 100 00:09:35,622 --> 00:09:38,815 - You need to do something like that. - Like what? 101 00:09:38,965 --> 00:09:42,549 Some big, like, charity bullshit thing. 102 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:45,309 Imagine the chicks that you would get. 103 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:48,121 I don't want the chicks, I just want Jas. 104 00:09:48,271 --> 00:09:50,273 God, you sound like a baby, you know that? 105 00:09:50,515 --> 00:09:52,718 What, 'cause I don't want to ride across the country on a bike? 106 00:09:52,868 --> 00:09:57,498 - I'm gonna focus on getting my girl back. - Whatever, you're so boring. 107 00:09:57,649 --> 00:09:59,651 Here, can you rub some of this on my back? 108 00:10:02,318 --> 00:10:04,320 I'm not boring. 109 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,716 I wanted this anyway! 110 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,992 Idiot. 111 00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:27,653 Jake, we think you're a hero. Doing what you did for charity... 112 00:10:27,803 --> 00:10:30,072 It's what every girl wants in a man. 113 00:10:30,222 --> 00:10:33,584 You live such an exciting life! Have sex with us? 114 00:10:33,784 --> 00:10:36,320 Have sex with us! Have sex with us! 115 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,521 Jake Yes! 116 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:41,232 I'll give ya excitement! 117 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:47,690 Ahh, good morning, my friend. How're you feeling? 118 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,883 - Okay. Great. 119 00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:52,535 Great. 'Cos I feel amazing. 120 00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:55,305 Have you taken something? 121 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,457 Nope. They are natural. 122 00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:02,894 Hey, I never thought I'd say this, but I thought about what you said, yesterday 123 00:11:03,044 --> 00:11:04,365 and I think you might be right. 124 00:11:04,716 --> 00:11:07,676 Of course I am. What're we talking about? 125 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,496 Me doing, like, a bike ride, for charity, across the country? 126 00:11:10,647 --> 00:11:14,540 - Like the dude, I'm in. - Really? - Yes! - Yes! - Boom! Love it! 127 00:11:14,999 --> 00:11:17,876 But, I haven't really ridden since the bike... accident. 128 00:11:18,027 --> 00:11:20,455 So, I can't ride. 129 00:11:20,606 --> 00:11:22,692 It'll have to be something else. - Right. 130 00:11:25,711 --> 00:11:29,965 - What'cha got? - Kayak to New Zealand. 131 00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:32,551 C'mon, be serious. Do you know how dangerous that is? 132 00:11:32,701 --> 00:11:34,302 What, it's not that far, is it? 133 00:11:34,452 --> 00:11:37,885 Yeah, I'm pretty sure lots of people have died doin' that. 134 00:11:38,035 --> 00:11:42,452 - You could do a big run. - You know what happened to me in high school, Cam. 135 00:11:42,603 --> 00:11:47,148 Alright. So running, riding, kayaking, all out. 136 00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:49,484 You know what though. 137 00:11:49,635 --> 00:11:53,118 Because Jasmin just dumped you... - Yeah - ...and then Gary fired you, right? 138 00:11:53,119 --> 00:11:54,019 Yes. 139 00:11:54,097 --> 00:11:57,058 - Like, nobody needs you here. - Cam! 140 00:11:57,433 --> 00:12:00,328 I'm just saying, you've got heaps of time, 141 00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:04,274 So... why don't you just walk around Australia. 142 00:12:06,568 --> 00:12:08,570 I like to walk. 143 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,864 Not bad. 144 00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:15,869 How far to walk around Australia? 145 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,973 15,000 k's. 146 00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:21,976 15,000? 147 00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:25,587 - Shit. - Too far. 148 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,131 What about 149 00:12:28,423 --> 00:12:32,553 - just Western Australia? - How far... 150 00:12:33,094 --> 00:12:36,222 How far to walk around Western Australia? 151 00:12:38,266 --> 00:12:41,403 4,000 k's. Could I do that? 152 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,980 Come with me. 153 00:12:45,607 --> 00:12:47,609 - Gimme your phone. - Oi! 154 00:12:53,782 --> 00:12:55,784 Alright, wait here. 155 00:12:56,635 --> 00:12:58,637 Can you at least tell me what we're doin'? 156 00:12:58,787 --> 00:13:01,924 We are gonna see ho long it's gonna take you 157 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:04,611 to walk 4,000 kilometers. 158 00:13:05,126 --> 00:13:07,128 Right. 159 00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:10,381 Walk to me! 160 00:13:15,612 --> 00:13:17,614 Who am I? 161 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,808 Just walk normally, ya dick. Right. 162 00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:24,621 - Stop. - How'd I go? 163 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,857 - 31 seconds. - Is that good? 164 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:31,194 - Well, that was like, what - 50 meters? - Oh, easy. 165 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:35,949 Cool. So that means you could do about 6 k's an hour. 166 00:13:36,099 --> 00:13:38,994 You walk 10 hours a day... 167 00:13:39,202 --> 00:13:43,206 Mate, you give youself 3 months to do this thing, you'll smash it! 168 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:47,670 Oh, sweet as... Alright, so what about Margaret River to Broome? 169 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:51,690 - 2,620. - Mate, piece of cake. - Sweet. 170 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,368 You want to get girls, on this walk, 171 00:13:55,927 --> 00:13:58,179 you need to do it for kids. 172 00:13:58,332 --> 00:14:00,907 - I just need someone to sponsor me. - Mate! 173 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,703 Remember, my uncle Brian, he's a billionairre? 174 00:14:03,853 --> 00:14:07,288 And I'm pretty sure I'm his favourite nephew. So, he'll do it for me for sure. 175 00:14:07,438 --> 00:14:11,085 - Isn't he, like, the most hated CEO ever? - Oh yeah. A total dick. 176 00:14:11,235 --> 00:14:14,167 - Hello, Angel? 177 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:18,867 Ah, did I wake you? Oh, Merry Christmas, yes. 178 00:14:19,431 --> 00:14:23,722 Yeah, that ought to stop the Twitter vultures from picking on me. 179 00:14:23,872 --> 00:14:26,804 Yeah, we got a problem with our picture, Angel. You're gonna have to fix it 180 00:14:26,954 --> 00:14:31,282 A quarter of a million hits, yeah. 181 00:14:31,823 --> 00:14:34,540 Well, I took it out and dipped it in the punchbowl. 182 00:14:34,691 --> 00:14:38,294 Well, I thought it was funny at the time, but these days there's always someone 183 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,142 with a camera phone. 184 00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:43,081 No privacy anymore. Not my fault. 185 00:14:43,231 --> 00:14:45,233 I'll blame Apple. 186 00:14:45,644 --> 00:14:48,647 - Jacket, jacket. - Yeah, that's right. 187 00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:53,794 Alright. Let me check? 188 00:14:53,944 --> 00:14:57,573 - Sweet... - Leave it. Leave it! 189 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,370 Here we go. 190 00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:08,834 Lets make pain. 191 00:15:13,755 --> 00:15:15,757 You'll be fine. 192 00:15:19,277 --> 00:15:21,279 Is he okay? 193 00:15:21,429 --> 00:15:23,431 Uncle Brian! 194 00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:26,560 Ah, Cameron, how you doin'? 195 00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:30,099 - Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. - That's what I like to hear. 196 00:15:30,249 --> 00:15:33,896 Uncle, this is my best mate, Jake, that I was telling you about. 197 00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:37,823 Gudday, Mr. King. It's really lovely to meet you, sir. 198 00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:42,843 Well Jake, I hear you're after some of my cash. 199 00:15:42,993 --> 00:15:46,068 Yeah. Yeah, well I want it to give to charity. 200 00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:49,083 Yeah, well, what're you gonna do for it? 201 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:54,337 Ah, gonna walk 2,500 kilometers from the bottom of the state to the top. 202 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,849 - And? - And... and the money that we raise 203 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:01,528 we're gonna give it to sick kids in hospital, and then they'll be... they'll be happy. 204 00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:05,149 Yeah, but what else are you gonna do for the money? 205 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,842 - That's it - That's all. 206 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:11,371 Look Jake, do you have any idea how many bloody do-gooders there are after my cash? 207 00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:16,393 I mean, the last one was a teenage girl who wanted to set up a shelter for depressed wallabies. 208 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:20,438 God, hah! I gave her $200,000 too. 209 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:24,058 Tell him what she did for it, Angel. 210 00:16:24,492 --> 00:16:28,064 She kite surfed unassisted from the Cayman Islands to Texas. 211 00:16:30,415 --> 00:16:32,484 And she was blind. 212 00:16:32,635 --> 00:16:35,104 - Very talented girl. - Right. 213 00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:37,357 - No sense of direction, though. - That. 214 00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:42,160 - So, you see what I'm getting at here, Jake? - No, not really. 215 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:45,030 Angel tells me that we need some good press. 216 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:47,732 You probably heard my paper was caught 217 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,418 bugging celebrities toiliets. 218 00:16:50,569 --> 00:16:54,072 - Yeah, yeah, I did hear something about that. - And there was that story 219 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:57,292 about the penis in the punchbowl at the Christmas party. 220 00:16:57,442 --> 00:16:59,982 - Did you read about that? - Yeah, Cam showed me something about that. 221 00:17:00,282 --> 00:17:05,710 - Lies, all of it. Right Angel? - They just hate you because you're successful, sir. 222 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,177 Right. 223 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:11,465 It wouldn't hurt your image to do something nice for the sick kids. 224 00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:15,018 Yeah, yeah, it just has to be a big splash, though. 225 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,571 Uh, hang on a moment. Go with me on this... 226 00:17:17,721 --> 00:17:20,323 How about you carry a "koala" on your back? 227 00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:23,777 - I don't have a "koala". - Ah. How 'bout a child? 228 00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:27,973 - Who's gonna let me borrow their kid? - Yeah, that's a good point, isn't it. 229 00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:32,829 Oh, I know. I'll do it unassisted, and I'll put your name on my backpack. 230 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:39,167 Alright. You got me in a good mood. Let's do it. Angel? 231 00:17:39,317 --> 00:17:43,856 Put out a statement. Just him and the backpack, right Jake? 232 00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:46,992 - Yep. Nothin' else. - Great! Stark naked! 233 00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:49,344 - Perfect. - Oh, no, no... 234 00:17:49,494 --> 00:17:51,697 I'll get arrested if I'm nude. 235 00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:55,584 Alright, just a loin cloth then. Alright? Otherwise that's it. 236 00:17:56,627 --> 00:17:59,212 We'll call him "the naked wanderer". 237 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,857 No, no, no, Cameron. I'm not ready. 238 00:18:02,007 --> 00:18:04,653 There you go, Jake. Now, fuck off. 239 00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:07,272 Mister King, can I just have... 240 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:12,200 - 2,500 kilometers nude. - We got the money, though! 241 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:15,579 Did you hear what I just said? I have to walk all that way with no clothes, nude. 242 00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:19,983 - Yeah, I know, it's awesome. - Cam, listen, I can't do it, mate. 243 00:18:20,191 --> 00:18:23,062 It'll be 40 plus degrees every day, I'll have to wear a massive backpack! 244 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,100 You know my feet easily blister. 245 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:30,118 - This is so stupid, Cam! - Hey, listen, listen. Just settle down, alright? 246 00:18:30,268 --> 00:18:33,079 There is such thing as sunscreen, you know? 247 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,959 And hey, it's also gonna be perfect, because you're already going to be naked. 248 00:18:38,109 --> 00:18:40,970 D'you know how horny that's gonna make the babes you meet along the way? 249 00:18:41,129 --> 00:18:44,525 Oh, that's great Cam, except my dick's not gonna work because of the heat. 250 00:18:44,676 --> 00:18:47,594 You'll be fine. The loin cloth'll protect your dick. 251 00:18:47,803 --> 00:18:52,733 Hey, and listen, if it makes you feel any better, I'm gonna be there with you every step of the way. 252 00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:54,885 - Really? - Yeah, in a car. 253 00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:59,665 No-one has ever done a walk this size naked before. 254 00:18:59,815 --> 00:19:02,317 No, of course they haven't. - No-one is this stupid 255 00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:04,663 You'll be a hero, mate. 256 00:19:05,213 --> 00:19:07,194 You'll never pay for another beer in your life! 257 00:19:07,195 --> 00:19:09,195 You could be Australian of the Year! 258 00:19:09,196 --> 00:19:11,196 You're being ridiculous. 259 00:19:11,197 --> 00:19:12,697 Just remember who's idea this was, alright? 260 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,633 - I got this. - Let's go. 261 00:19:32,889 --> 00:19:34,891 Come on. 262 00:19:39,187 --> 00:19:41,189 It's my uncle. 263 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,651 - You have it. - Eh? - Quick! 264 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,880 - Ah, hello? - Ah! Jake, just to let you know, I'm keeping an eye on you, you know 265 00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:51,216 so don't embarass me, right? 266 00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:54,352 - We have a tracker on the sat-phone. - Okay. 267 00:19:54,502 --> 00:19:59,374 Don't forget to plug me a lot on "twitter" as a mister all heart. 268 00:19:59,524 --> 00:20:01,434 Yeah, mister heart on "twitter", yep. 269 00:20:01,585 --> 00:20:05,255 Jake, serioudly though, don't mess this up. 270 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:10,077 My stock prices have just taken a bit of a hit, and I'm up to the eyeballs in fucken'... 271 00:20:10,227 --> 00:20:14,531 Hello! Who says the young don't give a stuff? 272 00:20:14,682 --> 00:20:17,643 Now this young man is the spirit of Australia! 273 00:20:18,248 --> 00:20:21,537 How proud I am to support him on this venture, 274 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:25,263 That won't only change his life, but will change the lives of thousands. 275 00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:29,504 From now on, Jack... - Jake... Jake will be known as 276 00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:32,198 "the naked wanderer"! 277 00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:39,713 Now, waiting for Jake at the end of his walk, is $200,000 278 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,616 that I'm happy to contribute. 279 00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,533 It's, just the kind of guy I am. 280 00:20:45,754 --> 00:20:49,340 So, good luck, "naked wanderer"! 281 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:53,904 Thank you. 282 00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:56,056 What's next? 283 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,261 You're here, you actually came. 284 00:21:01,543 --> 00:21:05,081 Think that I wouldn't come and wish you luck? 285 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:08,664 - How does it feel, Jake? - Oh, alright. That's enough. 286 00:21:08,814 --> 00:21:10,816 Come on mate. 287 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:13,281 Hurry up. 288 00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:19,830 Good luck buddy. 289 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,082 Thanks. 290 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,335 Jake. 291 00:21:37,305 --> 00:21:39,307 Jake, it's Angel. 292 00:21:40,218 --> 00:21:44,938 Mr. King would like to remind you: "You better fucking make it." 293 00:21:45,088 --> 00:21:47,357 Otherwise, just stay out there. 294 00:22:37,866 --> 00:22:40,160 Oh, pick up the pace, will you! 295 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:43,889 - Oho, good as my support team. - How's it going? 296 00:22:44,039 --> 00:22:47,517 Good, all these cars keep tooting me, and people shout out very colorful things ... 297 00:22:47,668 --> 00:22:51,939 Yeah, it's because you're famous mate. You're gonna be on the news to that. 298 00:22:52,089 --> 00:22:54,575 - Really? - Yeah. - That's awesome. 299 00:22:54,725 --> 00:22:59,015 - Where am I meeting you next? - Cam, we've been through this a thousand times. 300 00:22:59,165 --> 00:23:03,169 It's all on the map I gave you. You have still got the map, right? 301 00:23:03,319 --> 00:23:06,103 Ah, yeah yeah yeah. I've got it. It's cool. Umm... 302 00:23:06,895 --> 00:23:09,898 Just gotta check something... I'll be back, one sec. 303 00:23:10,048 --> 00:23:12,050 Cam, where is it... 304 00:23:48,436 --> 00:23:50,814 Just a walking down the road... 305 00:23:56,152 --> 00:23:58,947 I'm just a walking down the road... 306 00:24:00,031 --> 00:24:02,325 Singing to myself... 307 00:24:03,802 --> 00:24:04,804 Gudday mate. 308 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:08,338 Ahh, fuck! Holy shit! Where did you come from? 309 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:11,563 - You scared the shit outta me mate. - Where did you come from? 310 00:24:12,199 --> 00:24:16,137 Why're you naked? You okay? Did someone rape you? 311 00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:20,049 - No, no-one raped me mate. I'm "the naked wanderer". - So you're on drugs? 312 00:24:20,199 --> 00:24:23,846 No, I'm not on drugs. I'm doin' a walk for charity. 313 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:27,059 This company sponsered me, and I'm just naked to make it more interesting. 314 00:24:27,262 --> 00:24:30,211 - That's ridiculous. - No it's... yeah, it is a bit. 315 00:24:30,378 --> 00:24:34,240 Anyway, who're you? And why're you out here half naked? 316 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:38,778 - Eli, I'm headin' back to country. - Oh. I'm Jake, by the way. 317 00:24:38,928 --> 00:24:40,896 Nice to meet ya. What'd you say you were doin'? 318 00:24:40,966 --> 00:24:45,399 Goin' back to country. I'll spend a few months living in the bush, like my ancestors used to. 319 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:49,261 Really... That's cool. D'you want to walk with me for a bit? 320 00:24:49,678 --> 00:24:53,833 In this heat... no way mate. I wouldn't walk in this if you paid me. 321 00:24:54,514 --> 00:24:56,919 That's fair enough. It was good to meet you mate. 322 00:24:56,924 --> 00:24:58,108 Might see you on the road. 323 00:26:48,913 --> 00:26:51,165 Excuse me. Are you okay? 324 00:26:52,457 --> 00:26:54,794 Yeah, I'm fine thanks. How're you? 325 00:26:54,944 --> 00:26:59,523 - Oh, great. But can I ask why you're out here almost naked? - Oh, it's for kids. 326 00:26:59,674 --> 00:27:02,410 - Excuse me? - I'm naked for kids. 327 00:27:02,561 --> 00:27:04,454 - Oh my God! - No, no, no. 328 00:27:04,605 --> 00:27:07,447 I'm doing a charity walk to help raise money for sick kids, and 329 00:27:07,598 --> 00:27:09,734 being naked is part of the challenge. 330 00:27:09,884 --> 00:27:13,829 So I've got about 2,000 k's to go. I'm Jake, by the way. 331 00:27:13,979 --> 00:27:16,857 Nice to meet you, Jake. I'm Nicky... 332 00:27:17,399 --> 00:27:21,762 That's Valerie, and that's Keithy. I just have to say you win. 333 00:27:21,912 --> 00:27:24,715 - Win what? - I've seen some crazy stuff in Australia, 334 00:27:24,865 --> 00:27:28,578 - but you are by far the craziest. - Really... that's awesome. 335 00:27:28,953 --> 00:27:31,496 - Where are you guys headed? - Ah, Cervantes? 336 00:27:31,664 --> 00:27:35,239 - Are you going there? - Yeah, yeah. Should be there in about 3 days. 337 00:27:35,389 --> 00:27:38,187 Can I give you something? Feel like I need to give you something. Here. 338 00:27:38,337 --> 00:27:40,590 - Thanks. 339 00:27:41,632 --> 00:27:44,034 Come found us in the Cervantes, naked Jake. 340 00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:46,186 Yeah I will. 341 00:28:24,925 --> 00:28:26,927 Oh my God. 342 00:28:27,762 --> 00:28:30,298 They told me you were coming our way 343 00:28:30,448 --> 00:28:34,410 and I was using the laws of attraction to lure you in.. 344 00:28:34,852 --> 00:28:38,522 The secret works. Come, come! 345 00:28:39,439 --> 00:28:43,360 How are you? Do you want a drink? Tea? Coffee? 346 00:28:43,653 --> 00:28:46,189 Come inside, and I'll fix you up something. 347 00:28:46,339 --> 00:28:48,676 Okay, I'm just looking or a blue... whoops... 348 00:29:00,085 --> 00:29:02,087 Thanks, very much. 349 00:29:02,504 --> 00:29:04,704 Wait there, I'll be right back. 350 00:29:05,049 --> 00:29:07,051 Okay. 351 00:29:34,453 --> 00:29:38,307 I feel so blessed to meet you, Jake. 352 00:29:38,457 --> 00:29:41,586 You do?... How do you know my name? 353 00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:44,213 I saw you on the TV a few nights ago. 354 00:29:44,379 --> 00:29:47,116 And I follow your "tweets". I'm Helena. 355 00:29:47,466 --> 00:29:50,861 - Here, take this. - Whoa.. That's a lot of.. Whoah, what's that for? 356 00:29:51,011 --> 00:29:54,443 - Well, you are raising money, aren't you? - Yeah... that's a lot of... - Yeah, well... 357 00:29:54,594 --> 00:29:56,997 You won't raise anything unless you take it from people. 358 00:29:57,047 --> 00:29:58,249 Nice. 359 00:30:02,439 --> 00:30:07,628 I guess it's just walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. 360 00:30:07,778 --> 00:30:11,373 - Isn't it? - Sometimes I stop and eat too. 361 00:30:14,243 --> 00:30:17,318 What do you do when you want to go to the toilet? 362 00:30:17,468 --> 00:30:22,473 Number one's I know, but number two's must be a bit difficult. 363 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,430 Excuse me, I just rememberd I gotta go and do something. 364 00:30:26,581 --> 00:30:30,560 - Oh, really? - Yeah, sorry, I'll catch up with you a bit later. 365 00:30:31,927 --> 00:30:33,129 Thankyou! 366 00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:51,998 Hey! 367 00:30:53,699 --> 00:30:55,826 Not-so naked Jake! 368 00:30:56,410 --> 00:30:59,121 - Ah, you have clothes on. - Yeah, I do. 369 00:30:59,538 --> 00:31:03,425 - Valerie, Right? - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, fancy seeing you here. 370 00:31:03,576 --> 00:31:05,920 What's the matter? You look a little flustered. 371 00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:08,239 No, no, I'm just a bit hot. 372 00:31:08,923 --> 00:31:11,497 - Yeah, I need to take a swim. - Yeah. 373 00:31:11,648 --> 00:31:16,096 - D'you know if there're any jellyfish in here? - Here?... I don't think so. 374 00:31:16,513 --> 00:31:20,142 That's good. D'you wanna come in? 375 00:31:20,475 --> 00:31:22,853 Umm, no, I'm just gonna warm up a bit here first. 376 00:31:24,146 --> 00:31:26,883 Yeah. Yeah, I must just chill for a bit here, too. 377 00:31:28,025 --> 00:31:30,027 Cool. 378 00:31:35,741 --> 00:31:38,410 D'you need a... D'you need a hand? 379 00:31:38,561 --> 00:31:40,563 - Yeah, would you? - Yeah. 380 00:31:42,408 --> 00:31:43,608 Cool. 381 00:31:44,709 --> 00:31:46,877 - Just here? - Yep. 382 00:31:47,502 --> 00:31:49,504 S'orright. 383 00:31:49,797 --> 00:31:51,799 Ah yeah, it'll get you good. 384 00:31:53,192 --> 00:31:55,194 What'll get me good? 385 00:31:55,344 --> 00:31:58,148 - The sun, the Aussie sun. - Oh, right. 386 00:31:58,178 --> 00:31:59,694 There's a hole in the ozone layer, so... 387 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,512 Yeah, it's bad. 388 00:32:08,858 --> 00:32:10,860 What a wicked spot, eh? 389 00:32:12,027 --> 00:32:15,715 - Do you have anything like this, back home? - Oh gosh. 390 00:32:15,865 --> 00:32:20,620 Well, I've lived actually all over the place, and no. Not even close. 391 00:32:20,911 --> 00:32:23,873 - You know what you need to do then, right? - What's that? 392 00:32:24,123 --> 00:32:27,643 You need to find a good Aussie bloke to marry so you can stay here. 393 00:32:27,793 --> 00:32:30,612 Are you saying that you'd marry me so that I could get my Australian citizenship 394 00:32:30,613 --> 00:32:32,513 because that would actually be great. 395 00:32:32,663 --> 00:32:35,783 - I actually was planning to... - No, no, it's... 396 00:32:36,075 --> 00:32:38,512 You're joking. You're kidding, right? 397 00:32:38,763 --> 00:32:41,056 - I got you. - You did. 398 00:32:45,732 --> 00:32:48,306 - Well, it was good... - So, umm... 399 00:32:48,456 --> 00:32:50,916 Tell me more about this walk you're doing for charity. 400 00:32:51,066 --> 00:32:55,270 Yeah, well, I've gotta walk up to this town called Broome. Top of W.A. 401 00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:57,882 - Like, a Broome. - Yeah, right. 402 00:32:58,032 --> 00:33:02,904 If I make it up there, there's this rich guy's gonna give me two hundred grand for a childrens hospital. 403 00:33:03,054 --> 00:33:05,056 Two hundred grand? 404 00:33:05,455 --> 00:33:06,455 Wow. 405 00:33:06,456 --> 00:33:08,458 That's amazing, Jake. 406 00:33:08,834 --> 00:33:12,062 It's weird, I... I have a neice 407 00:33:12,212 --> 00:33:15,931 She's three, and she's in and out of hospital quite a bit. 408 00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:19,720 - She's a very brave little girl. - Yeah. Yeah, right. 409 00:33:19,903 --> 00:33:22,334 As if, you're not gonna get me again. 410 00:33:22,484 --> 00:33:25,326 You got me once, you're not gonna get me second time. 411 00:33:25,476 --> 00:33:28,479 - What? - Oh shit, you're not joking? 412 00:33:28,630 --> 00:33:31,298 - No. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 413 00:33:31,764 --> 00:33:33,834 - It's okay, it's okay. - Oh, mighty big... 414 00:33:33,839 --> 00:33:36,127 - Naked Jakey! - Hi! 415 00:33:36,277 --> 00:33:37,931 - Nicky! - Ohh, you are real. 416 00:33:38,072 --> 00:33:40,859 I thought the girls were taking the piss when they told me about you. 417 00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:44,227 - No, very real, what's your name? - Keith. - Keith. 418 00:33:44,377 --> 00:33:46,579 - You're a Scotsman. - That's right. Yeah. 419 00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:47,580 Aye! Aye! 420 00:33:48,643 --> 00:33:50,953 - You com'n for a swim? - Now? 421 00:33:51,265 --> 00:33:53,267 Let's go. 422 00:34:01,483 --> 00:34:03,485 You ready to go for a swim? 423 00:34:23,215 --> 00:34:25,217 To new friends. 424 00:34:27,820 --> 00:34:29,822 So Jake, 425 00:34:29,972 --> 00:34:34,201 what do you do apart from taking really long walks? - I'm a roof carpenter. 426 00:34:34,351 --> 00:34:38,371 - Or, well, I was, anyway. - Retired? 427 00:34:38,521 --> 00:34:41,167 Retired? No, I wish mate. No, I was fired. 428 00:34:41,374 --> 00:34:43,376 Oh, right. 429 00:34:43,526 --> 00:34:47,746 - They fired you before you went on this walk? - No, no, it's just, my boss and I don't really see eye to eye. 430 00:34:47,896 --> 00:34:51,844 - So, is there anyone waiting for you at the finish line? 431 00:34:51,994 --> 00:34:55,713 - Probably just my housemate Cam. - Oh, so no girlfriend. 432 00:34:55,863 --> 00:34:57,766 No, there's no girlfriend. 433 00:34:57,916 --> 00:35:02,254 - That's funny, 'cause Valerie doesn't have a boyfriend. - Keith, don't be such a dick. 434 00:35:02,437 --> 00:35:05,440 - Well, she is single though. - Okay guys, I'm right here. 435 00:35:05,590 --> 00:35:08,652 Just be nice to her, yeah. She was dumped just before she came out here. 436 00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:11,381 - Guy was obviously an idiot to think he could do better than you. 437 00:35:11,382 --> 00:35:13,082 Nice line Jake! 438 00:35:13,431 --> 00:35:16,034 I'm gonna go get us some more drinks. Yep. 439 00:35:16,184 --> 00:35:19,412 - Do you have to be so obvious? - What? 440 00:35:19,562 --> 00:35:21,832 Trying to be sweet and funny, and you're ruining it. 441 00:35:21,982 --> 00:35:25,979 - I was giving Jake a compliment. It was a great fucken line. - Thanks Keith. 442 00:35:26,403 --> 00:35:29,882 - No! No! No! - Yeah, yeah, sorry, it's happening. 443 00:35:30,032 --> 00:35:32,425 No, we bought it, it's happening. 444 00:35:32,575 --> 00:35:36,789 - This is the last of it, so... - Oh, no, no, no. - This the last of it! 445 00:35:37,121 --> 00:35:39,266 - You deserve this. - I deserve this! 446 00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:43,086 - Yeah, just a little bit. - Alright, twisting my arm. 447 00:35:43,253 --> 00:35:46,509 - Why is this so hard... - This is the designer 448 00:35:48,459 --> 00:35:51,312 Come on. 449 00:35:51,845 --> 00:35:55,098 - On your back. - No. - Yep. - No. 450 00:35:55,390 --> 00:35:58,326 - Alright, that's us away then. - No! Don't do it! 451 00:35:58,476 --> 00:35:59,797 - Night night. - Goodnight! 452 00:36:04,457 --> 00:36:06,459 I need to go to bed. 453 00:36:06,609 --> 00:36:08,611 Come on. 454 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:15,077 - Good game. - Good game. 455 00:36:15,618 --> 00:36:17,620 I won. 456 00:36:22,584 --> 00:36:24,586 Peace up. 457 00:37:08,091 --> 00:37:11,412 I'm glad we spotted your nice little buns, Jake. 458 00:37:15,974 --> 00:37:17,976 Jake? 459 00:38:06,274 --> 00:38:08,276 Valerie. 460 00:38:13,406 --> 00:38:15,408 Valerie! 461 00:39:08,211 --> 00:39:10,213 Jake! 462 00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:14,485 - Oi, what're you doing? - What am I doing? 463 00:39:14,635 --> 00:39:17,173 - What're you doing? You were going to leave without saying goodbye. 464 00:39:17,274 --> 00:39:18,874 - I didn't want to wake you up. 465 00:39:19,682 --> 00:39:22,118 You should've, I wanted to see you this morning. 466 00:39:23,268 --> 00:39:26,580 - I have something for you. - Oh, really? 467 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:31,735 My dad gave it to me before I left. It's supposed to be good luck while travelling. 468 00:39:32,335 --> 00:39:34,337 It's a pig. 469 00:39:34,488 --> 00:39:37,908 - Well, it's a lucky pig. - It's a pink pig. 470 00:39:38,325 --> 00:39:42,396 - Right, I'm going and... - No, I really like it, stay. 471 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,790 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 472 00:39:44,957 --> 00:39:48,294 I just.. Ah... Yeah, I don't really have any pockets. 473 00:39:49,044 --> 00:39:51,046 Let me see this a second. 474 00:39:52,297 --> 00:39:54,299 This cup will do. 475 00:39:55,233 --> 00:39:57,235 What're you laughing at? 476 00:39:57,385 --> 00:39:59,387 Are you laughing at my arse? 477 00:39:59,722 --> 00:40:01,724 No, pink suits you. 478 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:04,242 Cool. 479 00:40:04,392 --> 00:40:07,145 - Cool. - Do you wanna grab a photo? 480 00:40:07,563 --> 00:40:11,692 - Together? - Yeah, sure. Good memory. - One for the memories. - Yeah. 481 00:40:14,169 --> 00:40:16,171 You ready? 482 00:40:16,321 --> 00:40:18,323 - Cool. - Thanks. 483 00:40:21,076 --> 00:40:23,078 So, will I see you 'round? 484 00:40:24,079 --> 00:40:26,081 Maybe. 485 00:40:28,501 --> 00:40:30,753 - Hope so. - I hope so. 486 00:41:06,079 --> 00:41:08,081 Oh. 487 00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:11,460 Umm. 488 00:41:11,794 --> 00:41:13,796 Hmm. 489 00:41:20,597 --> 00:41:22,897 It's this way. This way. 490 00:41:51,459 --> 00:41:54,086 Hey Cam. It's your mate Jake here. 491 00:41:55,212 --> 00:41:58,774 Ah, I've got no food, and I'm going to die, 492 00:41:58,924 --> 00:42:02,511 so I just wanted you to know, you're dead to me.. 493 00:42:03,053 --> 00:42:05,055 If I die, you die. 494 00:42:05,514 --> 00:42:07,516 Okay, bye. 495 00:42:22,465 --> 00:42:24,467 Jake. Mr. King. 496 00:42:24,617 --> 00:42:29,264 - Gudday Mr. King. How are you sir? - Well, I've been better, Jake. 497 00:42:29,414 --> 00:42:32,374 "The Huffington Post" wrote an article about me today. 498 00:42:32,525 --> 00:42:34,210 And that's bad? 499 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,671 Yeah, they interviewed my last personal assistant. - Oh. 500 00:42:38,464 --> 00:42:42,827 - And she's not a fan? - Well, she compared me with Joseph Stalin. 501 00:42:43,068 --> 00:42:45,070 Hang on... 502 00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:47,222 Come in! 503 00:42:47,389 --> 00:42:51,368 Ah, good. Now, I haven't seen many Tweets from you recently, 504 00:42:51,519 --> 00:42:56,832 and, well, people need to know about my generosity and warmth, Jake. 505 00:42:56,982 --> 00:43:00,110 - Normal phones don't normally get a signal out here Mr. King... - Hang on! 506 00:43:00,486 --> 00:43:04,573 Ag, Vindaloo there. "Chicken Masala" there. 507 00:43:05,157 --> 00:43:07,159 Biryani there. 508 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,762 And Bhindi over there. 509 00:43:09,912 --> 00:43:13,541 That's right, that's good Brinjnoles there 510 00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:17,127 And, ah, the other rice. 511 00:43:17,335 --> 00:43:20,172 So! When will you have a signal? 512 00:43:20,881 --> 00:43:25,778 Tomorrow. I'll make it to Kalbari and I'll send a "tweet" tomorrow. How 'bout that? - Faux! 513 00:43:25,928 --> 00:43:28,280 Send more than one, Jake, please. 514 00:43:28,430 --> 00:43:31,450 I mean, $200,000's a lot of money. 515 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,869 Well, not to me, but it is to most people. 516 00:43:34,019 --> 00:43:36,997 Listen, Mr. King, I'm a little bit starving. 517 00:43:37,147 --> 00:43:40,150 - So. I was just wondering if you could please... - Oh, this is beef vindaloo, 518 00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:42,946 - I asked for kangaroo vindaloo. - Mr. King? 519 00:43:43,236 --> 00:43:46,840 It's people like you that are responsible for racial hatred. 520 00:44:03,381 --> 00:44:05,383 Hey, "the naked wanderer"! 521 00:44:05,759 --> 00:44:08,762 - Oh shit... - Calm down Jake, it's just me. 522 00:44:08,912 --> 00:44:12,916 Eli, why can't you say hello like a normal person? 523 00:44:15,143 --> 00:44:18,706 You weren't planning on camping here tonight, were you? Heaps of wild dogs in the area. 524 00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:22,718 Wild dogs? What do I do if I see a wild dog? 525 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:25,078 - Run. - Run? - Fast. - How fast? 526 00:44:25,286 --> 00:44:27,288 - Really fast. - Oh. 527 00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:29,635 Is there anything else I need to look out for? 528 00:44:29,925 --> 00:44:32,356 Oh, brown snakes, death adders, 529 00:44:32,507 --> 00:44:36,218 funnel web spiders. Scorpions. Black fellers. 530 00:44:38,767 --> 00:44:40,769 You had dinner? 531 00:44:40,919 --> 00:44:44,256 No. No, my support team hasn't turned up yet. 532 00:44:44,632 --> 00:44:48,469 All Good, start a fire. I'll cook this. 533 00:44:48,636 --> 00:44:50,638 A rat? 534 00:45:23,854 --> 00:45:27,007 Cameron? You... 535 00:45:27,421 --> 00:45:30,711 Where have you been? Mate, I was so hungry, I had to eat a rat! 536 00:45:30,861 --> 00:45:33,864 - I don't eat rat! - Hey hey hey. Listen. Before you say anything, 537 00:45:34,014 --> 00:45:37,951 you have no idea what I have been through to get here. - Did you lose the map? - No. 538 00:45:38,101 --> 00:45:40,097 - You lost the map, didn't you! - No, you're wrong. I didn't lose the map. 539 00:45:40,198 --> 00:45:42,098 - Thank God. - I lost my car. - What? 540 00:45:42,147 --> 00:45:44,221 And that had the map in it. 541 00:45:44,983 --> 00:45:47,801 I don't even know what to do with that statement, Cameron. Can I please, 542 00:45:47,851 --> 00:45:52,049 - please, just have my food supplies. - Did you not just hear me, I lost the car. 543 00:45:52,199 --> 00:45:56,679 Your supplies are gone. Oh, hang on. Not everything. 544 00:45:56,829 --> 00:45:58,831 I bought you this. 545 00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:01,684 - Thanks, looks delicious. - You're welcome. 546 00:46:01,834 --> 00:46:05,052 Can I just have some water then, please, just anything, Cam mate. 547 00:46:05,202 --> 00:46:08,706 You know what? Listen. I didn't drink all my milk. 548 00:46:08,856 --> 00:46:10,634 It's yours. 549 00:46:10,968 --> 00:46:12,970 No, Cam, no! 550 00:46:17,741 --> 00:46:21,119 - Did you do that on purpose? - I'll go get some supplies. 551 00:46:21,269 --> 00:46:23,558 - You did that on purpose - I didn't do it on purpose. - Cam! 552 00:46:25,898 --> 00:46:29,545 Cam, you can't leave me here without supplies. - Just move your shit please. 553 00:46:29,695 --> 00:46:31,983 - Cam, what're you doing? - I'll see you later. 554 00:46:31,984 --> 00:46:32,984 - Just wait, right! 555 00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:35,325 - Cam! - Let go of the car! 556 00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:36,326 Cam! 557 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:03,521 Here we go. 558 00:47:06,064 --> 00:47:08,066 Bloody bush rat! 559 00:47:18,786 --> 00:47:20,788 Hey, little guy. 560 00:47:21,246 --> 00:47:23,248 I didn't see you there. 561 00:47:23,582 --> 00:47:26,477 Is this your home? Sorry. 562 00:47:26,627 --> 00:47:31,499 How about I just go back the way I came, and we forgot we saw each other, hey? 563 00:47:32,424 --> 00:47:34,713 Okay, I'm just gonna reach for my bag. 564 00:47:35,343 --> 00:47:37,345 I won't hurt ya. 565 00:47:40,323 --> 00:47:42,325 Aargh! 566 00:47:42,476 --> 00:47:44,478 Aargh! 567 00:47:45,270 --> 00:47:47,272 Aargh! 568 00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:11,004 - Hey hey hey. - Eli? 569 00:48:11,905 --> 00:48:15,776 Eli, am I glad to see you. Mate, I think I'm gonna die. 570 00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:18,103 - I got bitten by a snake and I passed out because of the poison. 571 00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:20,504 - You were bitten by a python, they don't have any venom. 572 00:48:20,653 --> 00:48:24,618 No, no, it must have been a different snake because as soon as it bit me I was knocked out. 573 00:48:24,768 --> 00:48:28,129 - You passed out because you had a fever. - A fever, what fever? 574 00:48:28,279 --> 00:48:30,674 Yeah, you kinda shat yourself too. 575 00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:34,820 What? No! 576 00:48:35,153 --> 00:48:37,155 No! 577 00:48:39,992 --> 00:48:43,178 Oh man. I got a massive headache as well. 578 00:48:43,328 --> 00:48:45,330 Yeah, that's probably from the dragging. 579 00:48:45,956 --> 00:48:50,018 - The dragging? What dragging? - Well, when I found you, covered in crap, 580 00:48:50,168 --> 00:48:53,706 the ants were crawling all over you, so I couldn't just leave you there. 581 00:48:53,856 --> 00:48:57,651 I wasn't gonna carry you due to the pooh, so I dragged you. 582 00:48:57,801 --> 00:49:00,896 I was careful, but this is the Outback, and there are rocks around. 583 00:49:02,490 --> 00:49:04,492 Let me get this straight. 584 00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:06,644 I got bitten by a snake... 585 00:49:06,852 --> 00:49:08,854 shat myself. 586 00:49:09,062 --> 00:49:13,281 And then you dragged me through rocks. Are you joking? 587 00:49:13,431 --> 00:49:15,720 I think what you want to say is thanks. 588 00:49:18,447 --> 00:49:20,449 Thanks. 589 00:49:22,993 --> 00:49:24,995 The thing is, Jake... 590 00:49:25,746 --> 00:49:28,999 I'm not feeling too good myself. I've a bad stomach too. 591 00:49:29,458 --> 00:49:33,128 Oh really? What do you think it is? 592 00:49:33,879 --> 00:49:37,168 Well, when I found you, passed out, covered in shit, 593 00:49:37,883 --> 00:49:42,102 I laughed so hard I think I pulled a muscle in my gut. 594 00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:46,016 You dickhead! 595 00:49:59,588 --> 00:50:01,590 Good morning mate. 596 00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:03,742 That smells good. 597 00:50:04,034 --> 00:50:06,036 Feeling better? 598 00:50:06,411 --> 00:50:09,640 - Yeah. Yeah, I am. - Seriously Jake... 599 00:50:09,790 --> 00:50:14,223 I know this is for charity and all, but why would you do this to yourself? 600 00:50:14,373 --> 00:50:16,375 I'm actually doing it for a girl. 601 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,082 You've seen too many movies, mate. 602 00:50:19,232 --> 00:50:22,378 Let me guess. This girl is out of your league, 603 00:50:22,529 --> 00:50:26,031 but by doing this walk, you will show her you exist. 604 00:50:26,181 --> 00:50:28,542 - Eh, not quite. - I mean, 605 00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:33,054 don't you know that it's only after we've lost everything, we're free to do anything. 606 00:50:33,055 --> 00:50:33,755 Wow. 607 00:50:33,772 --> 00:50:36,490 Is that like, an old "Aboriginal" saying? 608 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,518 No, it's from "Fight Club". 609 00:50:38,668 --> 00:50:41,947 The point is, you are on an amazing journey 610 00:50:42,197 --> 00:50:46,560 and you need to leave the past in the past, and grow as you walk. 611 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:50,664 You will not be the same man who started this journey by the end. And that is a good thing. 612 00:50:51,081 --> 00:50:55,503 - That was from "Forest Gump". - No, that's from Eli, my brother. 613 00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:28,719 Oh, thank you! 614 00:51:28,869 --> 00:51:32,915 - Thankyou very much! - Hi, Jake. 615 00:51:33,541 --> 00:51:36,919 - Congrats on the walk so far. - Cheers. 616 00:51:37,377 --> 00:51:40,380 - This is my daughter Teresa. - Hello, Teresa. 617 00:51:40,531 --> 00:51:42,533 - It's very nice to meet you. - Ohh. 618 00:51:42,534 --> 00:51:43,534 Thankyou. 619 00:51:43,676 --> 00:51:46,105 Teresa, what did you want to say to Jake? 620 00:51:46,214 --> 00:51:47,514 I just want to say thankyou. 621 00:51:48,671 --> 00:51:53,127 You're very welcome. I'm glad I could do something to help. 622 00:51:53,277 --> 00:51:55,279 Come here. 623 00:51:55,854 --> 00:51:58,323 - I like your hat. - Thankyou. 624 00:51:59,875 --> 00:52:03,211 - Okie dokie... - Thanks, Jake. 625 00:52:03,361 --> 00:52:08,166 - I wish there was more people in the world like you, Jake - Jake, Jake, how do you feel? 626 00:52:08,316 --> 00:52:10,969 I feel good, I feel like I'm glad to have made it here 627 00:52:11,119 --> 00:52:14,056 and I'm very grateful for the support of everone here. 628 00:52:14,206 --> 00:52:17,496 - Any incidents worth reporting so far? - No, not really. 629 00:52:17,646 --> 00:52:20,763 I'm having a good time, I'm meeting some great people and 630 00:52:20,913 --> 00:52:23,916 I'm trying not to get killed by the local wildlife. 631 00:52:24,066 --> 00:52:26,151 How do you feel about being associated with King Global, 632 00:52:26,301 --> 00:52:30,091 specifically Mr. King, given the recent accusations? 633 00:52:30,241 --> 00:52:33,531 The recent accuse... No, I don't know anything about that, 634 00:52:33,681 --> 00:52:35,683 so that's a no, 'no comment'. 635 00:52:35,911 --> 00:52:39,414 Alright, I better... Hey, you came! 636 00:52:39,565 --> 00:52:42,359 I mean we just heard about some crazy naked guy walking 637 00:52:42,510 --> 00:52:45,155 through town, thought we'd come take a look. - Really? Where is he? 638 00:52:45,305 --> 00:52:47,999 Can't seem to see him anywhere... 639 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,000 Come on, 640 00:52:49,066 --> 00:52:52,243 It's more like you were dying to see me, and you drove all this way just to get a glimpse. 641 00:52:52,411 --> 00:52:55,113 - Aye, that's closer to the truth. - Keith! 642 00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,612 - Are you okay, Jakey? - Yeah, I'm good. 643 00:52:58,762 --> 00:53:01,265 A little bit tired, but I'm alright. 644 00:53:01,744 --> 00:53:05,873 - Hey, where're you guys staying tonight? - Just at the Backpacker's in town. 645 00:53:06,124 --> 00:53:08,927 D'you reckon they might have room for little old me? 646 00:53:09,078 --> 00:53:11,614 Valerie may have some room for you. 647 00:53:11,763 --> 00:53:14,199 You can stay with us tonight if you like. 648 00:53:14,649 --> 00:53:17,818 - Hey, Jake! - No, don't know you mate. 649 00:53:17,969 --> 00:53:20,686 Oh mate, seriously? You still angry at me? 650 00:53:20,836 --> 00:53:22,864 Yeah, Cam, I am. 651 00:53:23,015 --> 00:53:25,437 You're supposed to be my support crew and so far 652 00:53:25,588 --> 00:53:28,371 you've provided me with zero support. So... 653 00:53:29,313 --> 00:53:33,032 Okay... Cam, this is everyone, everyone this is Cam. He's my house mate. 654 00:53:33,182 --> 00:53:35,971 - He's a bit of a poor excuse for a bestfriend at the moment. 655 00:53:36,121 --> 00:53:40,794 - Come on Keith. - Can I come with you guys? 656 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:49,434 Hey, I'm really glad you're here, because there's something I wanted to tell you. 657 00:53:49,833 --> 00:53:52,479 - Sounds serious. - It is. Come on. 658 00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:59,244 Look, it's a little bit awkward, so I'm just gonna come out and say it. Alright? 659 00:53:59,394 --> 00:54:04,223 I really don't appreciate you staring at my nipples every chance you get. 660 00:54:04,390 --> 00:54:06,226 - My eyes are up here, okay? 661 00:54:06,227 --> 00:54:08,927 - Remind me, who's the one that couldn't stop staring at me at the beach that day? 662 00:54:09,377 --> 00:54:10,179 Was that...? 663 00:54:10,229 --> 00:54:14,233 I know, I was just trying to make sure you didnt have any insects on you. 664 00:54:14,383 --> 00:54:18,972 - 'Cos Australia's a very dangerous place... - Thanks, that's really, really thoughtful. 665 00:54:19,122 --> 00:54:20,923 It's on my account. 666 00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:24,035 - You really going okay? - Yeah. 667 00:54:24,285 --> 00:54:28,014 - Yeah, why? - Well, you look like shit. 668 00:54:28,164 --> 00:54:31,367 - I look like... Yeah I do, don't I. - Yeah. - Ahh. 669 00:54:32,293 --> 00:54:34,295 I'm really tired. 670 00:54:34,296 --> 00:54:35,296 Yeah. 671 00:54:35,796 --> 00:54:39,586 I mean, the walking's okay, but I can't sleep at night. 672 00:54:39,736 --> 00:54:44,055 - Why not? - The noises... the desert. 673 00:54:44,263 --> 00:54:47,933 People keep telling me about these really sick kids, and... 674 00:54:48,084 --> 00:54:51,045 You saw the girl back there and... 675 00:54:52,063 --> 00:54:54,523 It makes me really sad. 676 00:54:55,608 --> 00:54:59,028 You're doing your bit, and that's what counts. 677 00:54:59,628 --> 00:55:01,630 - Thanks. - Yeah. 678 00:55:01,780 --> 00:55:07,495 - Thanks. - Come on. Tonight we will sleep inside. 679 00:55:07,786 --> 00:55:11,207 Relax, and have a good rest. 680 00:55:11,374 --> 00:55:14,377 - Promise, promise I won't get you drunk. - Okay. 681 00:55:24,137 --> 00:55:27,598 God, it is so good to eat some deep-fried food. 682 00:55:27,806 --> 00:55:30,351 So, how much further do you have to walk? 683 00:55:31,227 --> 00:55:35,660 I have to walk every day for the next two months, and then I might be close. 684 00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:38,031 Honestly mate, why would you do that to yourself? 685 00:55:38,222 --> 00:55:41,339 - Did it to win my ex back. - Really? - Yeah. 686 00:55:41,639 --> 00:55:45,577 She told me that I was boring, so I'm doing it to prove her wrong. 687 00:55:45,727 --> 00:55:48,245 Bloody hell... Is it working? 688 00:55:48,396 --> 00:55:52,767 Yeah. Yeah kind of. She texted me today to say that she misses me, so it's, y'know, good. 689 00:55:53,359 --> 00:55:55,361 And what about Valerie? 690 00:55:57,196 --> 00:55:59,866 - What about Valerie? - Oh, it's pretty obvious, mate. 691 00:56:00,016 --> 00:56:04,945 Nicky calls me socially retarded, and even I can see the way you two look at each other. 692 00:56:05,287 --> 00:56:09,041 - Yeah, but I've only just met her, mate. Is that mental? - Very. 693 00:56:09,817 --> 00:56:13,571 - Has she said anything about me? - Doesna' need to mate. 694 00:56:13,721 --> 00:56:17,324 Since she met you, she's been a nightmare to travel with. 695 00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:20,336 Every speck on the horizon - 'oh, is that Jake?' 'Is that Jake over there?' 696 00:56:20,486 --> 00:56:23,240 It's like, she's a mad wee puppy dog with her tongue... 697 00:56:23,556 --> 00:56:26,693 - What're you two wankers gas bagging about? - Puppies 698 00:56:26,843 --> 00:56:29,870 - What? - Puppies. You know, man's best friend. 699 00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:33,524 I was just sayin' how lovely it would be to own a puppy one day. 700 00:56:33,674 --> 00:56:37,887 - Yeah, yeah. I love puppies too. - Cam, I don't care what you think. 701 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,466 Jake, are you for real mate? How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? 702 00:56:41,616 --> 00:56:44,953 Alright, my car is full of supplies for you. Let's go! 703 00:56:45,103 --> 00:56:49,174 Jake, don't be so mean. He's said he's sorry like a hundred times. 704 00:56:50,082 --> 00:56:53,436 Okay, I forgive you for being the worst person ever. 705 00:56:53,586 --> 00:56:57,899 - Yeah, I'll take it. - So, what drinking game are we playing tonight? 706 00:56:58,049 --> 00:57:01,235 - Oh, no, Valerie, you promised. - No! 707 00:57:01,386 --> 00:57:05,056 Yes! Jake is not drinking tonight. 708 00:57:05,206 --> 00:57:07,952 - He has a lot of walking ahead, and we need to take care of him. 709 00:57:07,953 --> 00:57:10,653 - We can still get pissed. - That we can, baby. 710 00:57:10,702 --> 00:57:14,140 Oh! Jake, I told the manager that you're staying here, he gave you a room all to yourself. 711 00:57:14,190 --> 00:57:18,266 - And when she says to yourself, she means... - Keith, I told you, seriously! 712 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:21,628 - Do you want me to show you? - Yeah, that'd be great. 713 00:57:25,075 --> 00:57:27,077 - Your bag? - Yeah. 714 00:57:27,787 --> 00:57:31,363 They are on their way to do some dirty shite. 715 00:57:31,513 --> 00:57:33,807 Oh, grow up, baby! 716 00:57:35,461 --> 00:57:39,865 - Jake's probably not gonna finish that. - No, go for it. 717 00:57:41,130 --> 00:57:46,269 - Let me help you relax. - Oh, what makes you think that I'm tense? 718 00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:48,589 Oh, my God, I don't know. 719 00:57:49,722 --> 00:57:52,654 - Hpw's that? - That's actually really amazing. 720 00:57:53,518 --> 00:57:58,189 Hey, I've been wondering. What made you want to come out and drive around Australia? 721 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,158 Well, the short version is, I've always wanted to. 722 00:58:02,308 --> 00:58:04,063 And the long version? 723 00:58:04,213 --> 00:58:08,115 My sister told me to get away from my 'loser ex'. 724 00:58:08,116 --> 00:58:09,016 - Oh. - Yeah. 725 00:58:09,075 --> 00:58:12,153 What happened to you two? - If you don't mind me asking. 726 00:58:12,203 --> 00:58:17,083 - That's an even longer story. - That's fine, 'cause I'm lovin' this massage. 727 00:58:18,167 --> 00:58:21,957 I started dating him around the time my niece got sick. 728 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:25,493 He was, umm... Well, I was spending a lot of time with her in the hospital, 729 00:58:25,494 --> 00:58:27,294 and helping out my sister. 730 00:58:27,469 --> 00:58:30,429 He was really supportive at first, but... 731 00:58:30,805 --> 00:58:34,653 eventually he just hated the fact that I was never in the 732 00:58:34,654 --> 00:58:37,654 mood to go and party, or whatever, so he dumped me. 733 00:58:37,687 --> 00:58:42,108 - Really? - Yeah. - Wow. I bet he regrets that now. 734 00:58:42,316 --> 00:58:46,212 No more sad talk. I'm with the famous "naked wanderer". 735 00:58:46,362 --> 00:58:49,123 Oh come off it. Come on, I'm hardly famous. 736 00:58:49,273 --> 00:58:51,710 I was with some girls yesterday, 737 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:56,164 and told them that we met. It was like I went backstage at a "One direction" concert. 738 00:58:56,314 --> 00:58:59,461 Woah woah woah, did you just admit to being a One Direction fan? 739 00:58:59,611 --> 00:59:04,305 - No... - You did! - I'm just saying that everyone loves you, everyone's obsessed with you. 740 00:59:04,455 --> 00:59:07,500 I've no idea why. 741 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,722 You're really awesome. 742 00:59:13,781 --> 00:59:17,935 - Thanks. - Can I kiss you? 743 01:00:00,850 --> 01:00:02,852 Val? 744 01:00:14,238 --> 01:00:16,240 Hey. 745 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,322 - Leaving without saying goodbye, again! - What! 746 01:00:32,472 --> 01:00:35,762 - No, no, I was looking for you. - I know. I'm kidding. 747 01:00:35,912 --> 01:00:39,239 - I got up early and bought you a juice. - Thank you. 748 01:00:39,681 --> 01:00:43,327 Cam's gone too, by the way. He told me to tell you he's 'on to it'? 749 01:00:43,477 --> 01:00:46,946 - Oh, he's on to it? - Yes. - Yeah. I think we'll see about that. 750 01:00:47,146 --> 01:00:51,483 So, ah, thanks for helping me to relax 751 01:00:51,943 --> 01:00:55,612 - last night. It was really fun. - It was. 752 01:00:58,532 --> 01:01:01,366 You know, Jake, at the end of this drive 753 01:01:01,517 --> 01:01:04,378 I don't have to go home right away. 754 01:01:04,528 --> 01:01:08,017 - Oh, what, you gonna stay back and do a bit more travelling? - No. 755 01:01:08,167 --> 01:01:13,774 No, I was thinking more along the lines of hanging out with you when you'd finished your walk. 756 01:01:14,006 --> 01:01:17,009 Oh, right. Yeah. That'd be heaps better than what I just said. 757 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:23,258 So, you would want to hang out more, after your walk? 758 01:01:23,408 --> 01:01:26,879 Yeah, of course. What, d'you just want to keep walking with me now? 759 01:01:27,029 --> 01:01:31,100 No, I wouldn't make it a day. Plus Nicky would kill Keith if I'm not there. 760 01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:34,626 True. But I will see you again on this walk, right? 761 01:01:34,777 --> 01:01:38,280 - Well, we're going to Coral Bay next. - I'm not going there. 762 01:01:38,430 --> 01:01:40,332 - Onslow? - It's too far away. 763 01:01:40,574 --> 01:01:45,287 - What about, umm, Karatha? - Karatha, yeah, yeah. I'm goin' there. 764 01:01:45,454 --> 01:01:47,456 Though not for about three weeks. 765 01:01:47,957 --> 01:01:48,957 Oh. 766 01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:51,102 Okay. 767 01:01:51,252 --> 01:01:53,254 Three weeks. 768 01:01:55,272 --> 01:01:57,274 Well, just... 769 01:01:57,424 --> 01:01:59,493 make sure you're there. 770 01:02:00,177 --> 01:02:02,179 Yes ma'am. 771 01:02:26,412 --> 01:02:28,414 - Bye. - Bye. 772 01:02:32,376 --> 01:02:34,378 Bye. 773 01:02:59,211 --> 01:03:01,380 Angel, get your passport. 774 01:03:21,202 --> 01:03:24,889 Angel, is that you? Why aren't you in London? 775 01:03:25,039 --> 01:03:28,328 - What're you doing here? - I need to talk to you, Jake, 776 01:03:28,479 --> 01:03:31,038 And I thought it was really important that we do it face to face. 777 01:03:31,239 --> 01:03:32,539 Okay, what's going on? 778 01:03:32,839 --> 01:03:36,843 - It's Mr. King. - What's happening with Mr. King? 779 01:03:37,469 --> 01:03:39,530 He's suffering. 780 01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:43,267 I know that he's done some stupid things, but he's such a good man. 781 01:03:43,918 --> 01:03:47,579 - Okay. - Nobody sees him the way that I see him. 782 01:03:47,895 --> 01:03:50,440 They just want to tear him down. 783 01:03:50,773 --> 01:03:53,510 Because they don't know that he has feelings 784 01:03:53,726 --> 01:03:57,329 I just can't stand to see him suffer. I'm so sorry 785 01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:00,750 - You must think I'm so stupid. - Hey, hey. 786 01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:03,327 You love him. I get it. 787 01:04:03,703 --> 01:04:07,636 We all do crazy things for people we love. 788 01:04:07,786 --> 01:04:12,211 I... I do... I do love him. I... 789 01:04:12,378 --> 01:04:15,006 Never told anyone that before. 790 01:04:15,423 --> 01:04:17,425 So... 791 01:04:18,092 --> 01:04:20,177 Could you please, please help. 792 01:04:21,095 --> 01:04:23,813 You know what? I'll do it right now. 793 01:04:27,894 --> 01:04:30,538 - Keep it coming. - I will. I will. 794 01:04:35,276 --> 01:04:37,654 Ok, so... I have to go. 795 01:04:38,279 --> 01:04:41,426 But can we keep this little chat between you and I? 796 01:04:41,576 --> 01:04:43,121 - It's in the vault. 797 01:04:54,061 --> 01:04:56,063 Okay, it's sorted. 798 01:04:56,213 --> 01:04:58,287 I think we'll get plenty of thanks 799 01:04:58,438 --> 01:05:00,030 from "the naked wanderer" from now on. 800 01:07:10,948 --> 01:07:12,950 Thank you. 801 01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:15,102 Thank you so much. Hello. 802 01:07:16,788 --> 01:07:18,790 Thanks brother. 803 01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:21,744 Thanks very much. Appreciate it. Thank you. 804 01:07:22,245 --> 01:07:23,245 Val! 805 01:07:23,753 --> 01:07:25,755 Who's that? 806 01:07:25,905 --> 01:07:27,907 That is Valerie. 807 01:07:28,365 --> 01:07:31,578 - Hey, I told you I'd make it. - You came. 808 01:07:31,969 --> 01:07:36,123 Thank you, Cam. But what is she doing with Jake? 809 01:07:36,624 --> 01:07:39,293 They met, at the start of the walk 810 01:07:39,461 --> 01:07:42,197 and hit it off right away. 811 01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:44,482 Ahh... 812 01:07:44,632 --> 01:07:46,634 Hey! 813 01:07:46,884 --> 01:07:49,020 - You look great. - Thank you. 814 01:07:49,170 --> 01:07:51,602 - Keithy, how you doing? - Hi there man. 815 01:07:51,752 --> 01:07:53,754 She's a nice girl. 816 01:07:56,310 --> 01:07:58,730 - Actually... - Oh Jake, hi! 817 01:08:01,441 --> 01:08:05,228 Hi! Jas, what a surprise. I can't believe you're here! 818 01:08:05,378 --> 01:08:07,768 - Hi Valerie. - Hi Cam, nice to see you. - You too. 819 01:08:09,799 --> 01:08:11,801 Valerie, this is Jasmine. 820 01:08:11,951 --> 01:08:15,847 - Jasmine is ahh an old friend from home. - A friend? 821 01:08:15,997 --> 01:08:18,801 Oh, I think we're more than friends, Jake. 822 01:08:18,951 --> 01:08:21,669 Well, he did ask me to marry him. 823 01:08:21,919 --> 01:08:25,882 And you did say no, and you broke up with me. 824 01:08:27,967 --> 01:08:30,613 It's nice to meet you, Jasmine. 825 01:08:31,471 --> 01:08:33,473 I'll see you all later. 826 01:08:41,247 --> 01:08:42,749 What? 827 01:08:42,899 --> 01:08:46,903 Jasmine asked me where she could visit you, and I told her. That's it. 828 01:08:47,053 --> 01:08:49,589 I just picked her up at the airport, drove her here. 829 01:08:49,739 --> 01:08:52,384 Made sure she saw you with Valerie. 830 01:08:52,535 --> 01:08:56,103 - What'd you say? - What? Nothing. Anyway mate. This is great. 831 01:08:56,253 --> 01:08:59,098 Can't you see now Jasmine dumping you was for the best? 832 01:08:59,248 --> 01:09:02,109 - Yeah, I guess. - Oh, you guess, do you? 833 01:09:02,259 --> 01:09:05,330 Mate, why would you want to be with someone who treats you like that? 834 01:09:06,230 --> 01:09:08,400 I'm just glad Valerie was so cool about it. 835 01:09:08,550 --> 01:09:11,494 She's not cool. She was pissed mate, pissed, 836 01:09:11,644 --> 01:09:15,048 cannot believe you invited your ex here. She thinks you still love her. 837 01:09:15,298 --> 01:09:17,850 I didn't invite her here, Cam did. 838 01:09:18,243 --> 01:09:21,714 - What the hell am I gonna do? - Look, don't worry about it now. 839 01:09:21,864 --> 01:09:24,081 - We got a party to go to. - Party? What party? 840 01:09:24,231 --> 01:09:27,419 The lady that runs this caravan park? Mad for you, mate. 841 01:09:27,569 --> 01:09:29,705 She invited the whole bloody town. 842 01:09:29,855 --> 01:09:32,965 - Her names not Helena, is it? - No idea. 843 01:09:33,115 --> 01:09:37,319 But mate, I told her you were staying here, she was psyching! 844 01:09:39,914 --> 01:09:42,459 - Are you pissing, Keith? - Aye. 845 01:09:46,671 --> 01:09:50,942 Alright, Cam. Your job is to keep Jasmine the hell away from Valerie. 846 01:09:51,092 --> 01:09:52,079 - No problem mate. Awesome. 847 01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:54,880 - Keith, if you can keep Nicky busy, so I can get some time alone with Val. 848 01:09:55,430 --> 01:09:57,718 Can do, mate. What's the plan? 849 01:09:57,868 --> 01:10:01,603 - Well, I think I'm gonna tell her how I feel. - Ahh, which is how? 850 01:10:01,894 --> 01:10:04,146 - I think I love her. - Jake, Jake! 851 01:10:04,647 --> 01:10:06,649 Help me! Help! 852 01:10:08,585 --> 01:10:10,587 It's so good to see you! 853 01:10:10,737 --> 01:10:12,739 It's so good! 854 01:10:12,989 --> 01:10:16,158 And you brought some young friends with you. 855 01:10:16,325 --> 01:10:18,995 Ohh! How I wish I was twenty years younger. 856 01:10:19,345 --> 01:10:21,347 Helena. 857 01:10:21,498 --> 01:10:25,460 - GHelena, what're you doing here? - This is my caravan park too, 858 01:10:25,793 --> 01:10:27,979 - Of course it is. - Come along! 859 01:10:28,129 --> 01:10:31,400 There's a huge welcoming party for The Naked Wanderer! 860 01:10:31,550 --> 01:10:33,844 He's here everyone! Three cheers! 861 01:10:37,780 --> 01:10:39,782 Ladies and gentlemen! 862 01:10:39,932 --> 01:10:43,135 - Let's hear it for "the naked wanderer"! - Valerie... 863 01:10:46,523 --> 01:10:50,902 As part of today's fun, we have organised a karaoke competition! 864 01:10:52,529 --> 01:10:55,866 And we thought it's only fair, for you to go first. 865 01:10:56,016 --> 01:10:59,311 Ladies and gentlemen, "the naked wanderer"! 866 01:11:02,664 --> 01:11:04,666 Okie dokey, umm... 867 01:11:05,792 --> 01:11:08,581 This song goes out to a really beautiful, 868 01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:11,020 special girl who's here today 869 01:11:11,271 --> 01:11:12,981 She knows who she is. 870 01:11:16,068 --> 01:11:18,070 Is this on? 871 01:11:18,220 --> 01:11:20,306 Hello? Ah we're on... 872 01:12:33,170 --> 01:12:35,172 Let's go! 873 01:13:25,306 --> 01:13:27,308 Thankyou! 874 01:13:28,726 --> 01:13:32,163 Yeah mate. I mean, we were just like, sitting around at home one day, and he was 875 01:13:32,313 --> 01:13:34,674 like, 'I'm gonna go on this big charity walk 876 01:13:34,824 --> 01:13:37,919 have as much sex as I can with as many randoms as I can.' 877 01:13:38,069 --> 01:13:40,089 - Jeez. - I know, right? 878 01:13:40,090 --> 01:13:42,190 And that song that he just sung, that was for some 879 01:13:42,239 --> 01:13:44,776 little hottie that he's already boned along the way. 880 01:13:46,077 --> 01:13:48,365 - What a legend! - Killing it! 881 01:13:50,372 --> 01:13:55,044 The sad thing is though, Jake, is one of those, like, good guys 882 01:13:55,211 --> 01:13:57,481 now he's gone and bloody fallen in love with her. 883 01:13:58,798 --> 01:14:00,800 Such a loser. 884 01:14:01,342 --> 01:14:04,480 Now look, you've already moved on from me to the next girl? 885 01:14:04,630 --> 01:14:08,115 Well, just in case you forgot, Jas, you said that I was boring, 886 01:14:08,265 --> 01:14:11,736 you said that I wasn't enough, and you broke up with me. 887 01:14:11,886 --> 01:14:16,524 Yeah. I know, but that was a mistake 888 01:14:17,650 --> 01:14:20,903 Baby, I love you, and I will marry you! 889 01:14:21,988 --> 01:14:24,741 Coat, Coat, Coat ... 890 01:14:24,991 --> 01:14:28,870 Jasmine, Jasmine, listen, listen to me. It's too late. 891 01:14:29,537 --> 01:14:34,959 We're clearly not right for each other, and I don't feel that way anymore. 892 01:14:35,977 --> 01:14:37,979 But... 893 01:14:38,129 --> 01:14:40,548 But I came all the way up here to see you. 894 01:14:41,048 --> 01:14:43,551 Yeah, and I appreciate that, but... 895 01:14:45,361 --> 01:14:47,363 We're done. 896 01:14:47,514 --> 01:14:49,516 Okay? 897 01:14:49,807 --> 01:14:51,809 Can I have my ring back? 898 01:14:53,436 --> 01:14:55,438 Can I have my ring back? 899 01:14:56,439 --> 01:14:58,775 Jas, can I please have my ring back? 900 01:14:59,275 --> 01:15:01,277 Thankyou. 901 01:15:22,590 --> 01:15:25,843 Valerie! Val! 902 01:15:26,928 --> 01:15:30,557 Val! Valerie! 903 01:15:30,973 --> 01:15:35,036 - Wait, wait, where're you going? - Hoy, Jake! 904 01:15:35,186 --> 01:15:37,580 - Cam, what the fuck is going on? - I don't know. 905 01:15:37,730 --> 01:15:39,816 Well I don't understand, Did you say something? 906 01:15:39,966 --> 01:15:42,919 - Hey, I know I can be a dick sometimes... - Sometimes? 907 01:15:43,069 --> 01:15:46,088 Yeah, alright, a lot of the times. But I didn't say anything. I promise. 908 01:15:46,238 --> 01:15:50,042 - Alright, let's jump in the car and go after her. - You can't drive. My uncle will kill you. 909 01:15:50,192 --> 01:15:51,804 Well, I've gotta do somethin'. 910 01:15:51,954 --> 01:15:55,264 Listen, whatever you're thinking about doing, just do the opposite. Okay? 911 01:15:55,415 --> 01:15:57,767 - I'm gonna walk after her. - Yes, see, listen, I knew you were gonna say that. 912 01:15:57,917 --> 01:15:59,795 That's why I said, do the opposite. 913 01:15:59,945 --> 01:16:02,877 You don't understand mate. I've fallen for this girl. 914 01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:05,729 - Okay, I've never felt this way about... - Stop. 915 01:16:05,879 --> 01:16:08,811 I don't want to hear all the romantic bullshit, okay? 916 01:16:08,961 --> 01:16:10,673 Just go. 917 01:16:10,823 --> 01:16:12,545 - I'll see you at the finish line, alright? - Yeah, righto. 918 01:16:12,710 --> 01:16:13,853 - Hey hey hey. 919 01:16:15,854 --> 01:16:17,654 - Take that. - What's this? 920 01:16:17,854 --> 01:16:23,209 Keith wrote down all the places they were gonna be going, so we could, like, hang out. 921 01:16:23,359 --> 01:16:26,488 - Thanks man. I really appreciate it. - Yeah, yeah. 922 01:16:26,889 --> 01:16:28,891 - Hey, Jake. - Yeah? 923 01:16:29,041 --> 01:16:33,661 - I like Valerie, man, she's cool. - Oh, she is. 924 01:16:47,725 --> 01:16:51,696 I'm starting to think this oil Cameron gave me doesn't protect me from the sun at all. 925 01:16:51,846 --> 01:16:55,700 Why would you listen to Cam? He's not exactly the smartest guy. 926 01:16:55,850 --> 01:16:58,144 - Aye, but he's a great tan. - Babe... 927 01:16:58,645 --> 01:17:01,381 You're Scottish. You're not meant to have a tan. 928 01:17:01,606 --> 01:17:03,922 What d'you think Valerie, is my skin turnin' brown? 929 01:17:04,270 --> 01:17:07,764 Don't care, Keith, you look like a moron. 930 01:17:08,432 --> 01:17:10,676 Oh good one, Keith. 931 01:17:11,162 --> 01:17:14,380 - What'd I say? - You mentioned Cam, best friends with Jake. 932 01:17:14,530 --> 01:17:17,467 - You know that upsets her. - No, I don't. I don't know. 933 01:17:17,617 --> 01:17:20,478 Because you two nutcases won't tell me. 934 01:17:20,628 --> 01:17:24,832 All I want to know is why we had to leave a bloody good party. 935 01:17:29,328 --> 01:17:33,261 "This product stimulates melanin production..." 936 01:17:45,615 --> 01:17:47,617 Nice try, Eli. 937 01:17:47,767 --> 01:17:49,899 Hey, Jake, you getting sharper. 938 01:17:50,079 --> 01:17:54,226 - Can't stop mate, how yer goin'? - Hey, wait there, what's goin' on? 939 01:17:54,584 --> 01:17:56,811 I'm in a bit of a rush. Gonna find someone. 940 01:17:56,961 --> 01:17:59,130 - Tell me it's not the ex? - No. 941 01:17:59,673 --> 01:18:03,010 - Oh, so old mate Eli was spot on with the advice, eh? 942 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:05,970 Yeah, I guess you could say that. Hey, d'you wanna walk with me? 943 01:18:06,344 --> 01:18:09,491 I would, but you being almost naked makes me uncomfortable. 944 01:18:09,641 --> 01:18:13,645 - Oh right. Makes you uncomfortable. - Yeah. - How do you think I feel? 945 01:18:16,648 --> 01:18:21,319 - Listen, do I have to tell you... - Hey Eli! - You fucking... 946 01:18:21,470 --> 01:18:24,616 - Do you want a fancy new sat phone? - Yeah! - I've been trying to get through to you... 947 01:18:24,906 --> 01:18:27,710 - Enjoy, brother. - I will! 948 01:19:10,118 --> 01:19:12,829 - Hello? - Cameron, it's uncle Brian. 949 01:19:13,455 --> 01:19:17,392 Oh, hey, hi uncle Brian. Umm, what can I do for you? 950 01:19:17,542 --> 01:19:20,670 You could put that friend of yours on the phone. 951 01:19:21,254 --> 01:19:24,132 Yeah, umm, he's not here right now. 952 01:19:24,549 --> 01:19:26,551 Well where the hell is he? 953 01:19:27,343 --> 01:19:30,275 I'm not too sure at this point of time, to be honest. 954 01:19:30,426 --> 01:19:35,268 Cameron, I know you and I are family, and family is important, 955 01:19:35,419 --> 01:19:39,364 but if your mate doesn't call me back today, I will have you killed. 956 01:19:39,606 --> 01:19:43,825 Or worse... I'll have your dad cut you off. 957 01:19:51,743 --> 01:19:54,454 - Who was that? - Hey, no-one. 958 01:19:54,704 --> 01:19:56,706 Go back to sleep. 959 01:19:59,017 --> 01:20:01,019 Or if... 960 01:20:01,169 --> 01:20:03,672 You know, if you're not tired, we could... 961 01:20:04,423 --> 01:20:06,959 do something else. 962 01:20:10,387 --> 01:20:12,389 Ah. Yeah. 963 01:20:12,556 --> 01:20:14,558 Ooh, come here! 964 01:21:05,984 --> 01:21:07,986 Come on! 965 01:22:14,277 --> 01:22:16,279 Angel? 966 01:22:16,430 --> 01:22:18,432 Is that you? 967 01:22:20,266 --> 01:22:22,268 You really are dehydrated. 968 01:22:22,477 --> 01:22:25,939 - What're you doin' here? - We have a tracker, remember? 969 01:22:26,706 --> 01:22:28,708 Oh, hey Mr. King. 970 01:22:28,858 --> 01:22:33,630 - Why haven't you been answering my calls? - I lost my sat phone. 971 01:22:33,780 --> 01:22:39,302 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. That's why we were able to track you, right? Don't lie to me, Jake. 972 01:22:39,453 --> 01:22:42,647 No, honestly. I don't have it. How the hell did you find me? 973 01:22:42,797 --> 01:22:44,974 I suggest you shut up and listen, Jake. 974 01:22:45,124 --> 01:22:48,603 - I want you to do something for me, Jake. - Yeah, what's that? 975 01:22:48,753 --> 01:22:51,741 A U.S. news program wants to do a big story on you. 976 01:22:51,891 --> 01:22:54,179 The deadline is Friday week, 977 01:22:54,329 --> 01:22:58,048 so you gotta finish the walk in ten days. 978 01:22:58,198 --> 01:23:01,725 Ten days? No, it's gonna take me three weeks. 979 01:23:01,933 --> 01:23:04,870 - Listen to me, you little... - Mr. King! Your anger. 980 01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:07,022 Please, allow me. 981 01:23:07,188 --> 01:23:10,024 Jake, you're doing such a wonderful job. 982 01:23:10,542 --> 01:23:12,544 And what Mr. King meant, was 983 01:23:12,694 --> 01:23:16,340 it would be really fantastic if you could finish this walk in ten days. 984 01:23:16,491 --> 01:23:19,218 - And he'll double your donation. - Argh, I'll throw money... 985 01:23:19,367 --> 01:23:21,458 - Four hundred grand? - Exactly. 986 01:23:24,391 --> 01:23:26,392 Yeah, okay. I'll do my best. 987 01:23:27,393 --> 01:23:29,854 You can do better than that. Do it. 988 01:23:30,647 --> 01:23:32,649 - I'll do it. - Excellent. 989 01:23:32,816 --> 01:23:34,952 You fuck... 990 01:23:42,784 --> 01:23:45,036 How the fuck did you find me? 991 01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:47,622 - How did... Well. 992 01:24:18,528 --> 01:24:22,389 - Where'd you come from? - You're not hard to track with all this sand around. 993 01:24:25,284 --> 01:24:27,286 Mate. 994 01:24:27,496 --> 01:24:31,458 I gotta find Valerie. I need to get here. 995 01:24:33,502 --> 01:24:35,719 Come on. I know a short cut. 996 01:25:47,175 --> 01:25:49,177 Woah woah. Hold up. 997 01:25:49,327 --> 01:25:51,329 My loin cloth's come undone again. 998 01:25:56,084 --> 01:25:58,086 What is it? 999 01:26:01,548 --> 01:26:04,150 Remember what I said about the dogs? 1000 01:26:04,576 --> 01:26:06,720 - Run? - Run, run! 1001 01:26:07,521 --> 01:26:08,521 Run! 1002 01:26:33,538 --> 01:26:35,540 Oh shiiit! 1003 01:26:36,249 --> 01:26:38,251 So... 1004 01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:45,842 Are we good? 1005 01:26:46,468 --> 01:26:49,328 - Not really. - What d'you mean, Angel? 1006 01:26:49,721 --> 01:26:54,384 - He's not here. And there's no sign of him. 1007 01:27:02,609 --> 01:27:04,611 Fuckin' hell! 1008 01:27:07,238 --> 01:27:10,784 Yeah, yeah, my team is lost. 1009 01:27:11,175 --> 01:27:13,320 It's okay, I speak English. 1010 01:27:13,471 --> 01:27:18,133 Why didn't you say so, you garlic munching drongo? Bastard. 1011 01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:22,353 - Beg your pardon sir? - No worries. 1012 01:27:22,504 --> 01:27:24,506 Another one of those. 1013 01:27:36,518 --> 01:27:38,520 Is that him? 1014 01:27:41,606 --> 01:27:43,608 Hoy! He's here! 1015 01:27:46,570 --> 01:27:50,423 Oh shit! Are you alright? 1016 01:27:50,574 --> 01:27:53,535 Mate, are you alright? Hey hey hey! 1017 01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:57,747 - Jake, are you okay? - Who's got a phone? Who's got a phone? 1018 01:27:58,918 --> 01:28:02,338 - I'm gonna call an ambulance. - Stay down on the ground. 1019 01:28:15,438 --> 01:28:19,233 - What happened? - We got chased by a pack of wild dogs. 1020 01:28:19,383 --> 01:28:21,778 - Wild dogs did this? - Not exactly. 1021 01:28:22,202 --> 01:28:25,346 We were running away from them, and he fell down a cliff. 1022 01:28:25,498 --> 01:28:27,499 Heaps of sharp rocks. 1023 01:28:33,463 --> 01:28:35,465 Thanks mate. 1024 01:29:49,724 --> 01:29:50,767 Hey, thanks guys. 1025 01:29:50,903 --> 01:29:52,939 - I'm Nicky. - I'm Eli. 1026 01:29:53,089 --> 01:29:56,842 - And that's Keithie. That's Valerie. - Valerie, eh? 1027 01:29:56,992 --> 01:29:59,453 I think I know a friend of yours. 1028 01:30:06,251 --> 01:30:07,763 Gudday. How ya doin'. 1029 01:30:14,834 --> 01:30:17,699 Our next guest has been the talk of this years 1030 01:30:17,873 --> 01:30:20,514 Nightingale Children's Hospital appeal. 1031 01:30:20,612 --> 01:30:23,831 He's walked the length of the state, just to be here with us tonight, 1032 01:30:23,981 --> 01:30:27,452 and hopefully, he's raised a lot of money in doing so. 1033 01:30:27,602 --> 01:30:30,248 Please welcome, Jake, "the naked wanderer". 1034 01:30:43,864 --> 01:30:45,866 Thank you. 1035 01:30:46,534 --> 01:30:48,761 Hey, one, two, three, four, 1036 01:30:48,911 --> 01:30:50,913 five, bang! 1037 01:30:53,832 --> 01:30:57,102 Jake, that was quite the rock star welcome. How did that feel? 1038 01:30:57,252 --> 01:30:59,406 Yeah, that was very, very cool. Thanks. 1039 01:30:59,556 --> 01:31:02,492 - Okay, so just stay on 9 'til the end here then just drift across... 1040 01:31:02,642 --> 01:31:07,195 ...2,500 kilometers, naked, I might add. You've been chased by wild... 1041 01:31:07,346 --> 01:31:09,474 Wait a minute, you can't be in here right now... 1042 01:31:09,524 --> 01:31:12,642 Gentlemen, sorry to interrupt. Your CEO Brian King. 1043 01:31:13,292 --> 01:31:16,654 - Have a seat, Mr. King. - I need to talk to that kid. 1044 01:31:16,905 --> 01:31:19,623 So, how much was this walk worth? 1045 01:31:19,773 --> 01:31:22,139 How much has " the naked wanderer" raised for the hospital? 1046 01:31:22,292 --> 01:31:26,650 Remember Jake, Mr. King, great guy, very generous, selfless. 1047 01:31:27,142 --> 01:31:30,546 Well, along with my major sponsor, 1048 01:31:30,696 --> 01:31:34,024 the amazing Mr. King, King Global 1049 01:31:34,316 --> 01:31:38,521 and all the generous people that I met along the way who gave me money, 1050 01:31:38,671 --> 01:31:41,003 and the people who raised funds on my behalf, 1051 01:31:41,253 --> 01:31:43,921 I have a cheque for $522,000. 1052 01:31:46,159 --> 01:31:48,161 Thanks. 1053 01:31:48,721 --> 01:31:50,723 That is amazing. 1054 01:31:50,873 --> 01:31:54,162 - Congratulations, and thankyou from everyone here. - You're very welcome. 1055 01:31:54,585 --> 01:31:58,814 A lot of people thought you were a little crazy for attempting something like this. 1056 01:31:58,964 --> 01:32:02,768 You've got to admit, there are easier ways to raise money. 1057 01:32:02,918 --> 01:32:04,136 Yeah. There are. 1058 01:32:04,294 --> 01:32:08,890 So, what made you wake up one day, and decide to walk to Broome? 1059 01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:11,400 - Honestly, Amelia? - Of course. 1060 01:32:12,819 --> 01:32:14,821 I did it because of a girl. 1061 01:32:17,114 --> 01:32:20,403 Hi, is the charity event upstairs? 1062 01:32:20,553 --> 01:32:24,513 No, no. You couldn't have done it without Brian King. 1063 01:32:24,664 --> 01:32:28,935 No, no, seriously. I proposed to my then girlfriend. 1064 01:32:29,085 --> 01:32:31,385 Was rejected, dumped, 1065 01:32:31,535 --> 01:32:34,467 and I thought this would be the best way to win her back. 1066 01:32:34,617 --> 01:32:36,483 And, did it work? 1067 01:32:36,633 --> 01:32:40,429 Yeah, kinda. My ex wanted to get back together, but 1068 01:32:40,847 --> 01:32:45,351 I realised I didn't want to be with her anymore. 1069 01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:51,023 You see, on my walk, I met the girl of my dreams. 1070 01:32:52,775 --> 01:32:55,903 Her name's Valerie and we hit it off straight away. 1071 01:32:57,935 --> 01:33:00,104 She's smart, and she's funny. 1072 01:33:01,373 --> 01:33:03,375 She's really beautiful. 1073 01:33:03,525 --> 01:33:06,986 And I'm really sexually attracted to her. 1074 01:33:07,237 --> 01:33:12,116 - Jake, it's a family show. - Oh, shit! I'm sorry! Sorry! 1075 01:33:14,994 --> 01:33:19,399 Yeah, but then just as I was about to tell her how I felt... 1076 01:33:20,583 --> 01:33:22,585 She vanished. 1077 01:33:22,877 --> 01:33:25,213 And you've no idea why? 1078 01:33:29,859 --> 01:33:31,861 Nup. 1079 01:33:32,011 --> 01:33:35,473 - Because I'm an idiot. - Valerie? 1080 01:33:36,098 --> 01:33:38,826 Ah, excuse me miss? We're live here. 1081 01:33:38,976 --> 01:33:42,480 Not now, Amelia. Valerie? 1082 01:33:42,914 --> 01:33:45,059 Send the camera down to that girl. 1083 01:33:45,210 --> 01:33:48,571 No, no camera to the girl. Now listen to me. 1084 01:33:48,721 --> 01:33:51,998 I want you to tell 'em what an inspiration I've been. 1085 01:33:52,148 --> 01:33:54,150 Sorry. 1086 01:33:58,996 --> 01:34:00,998 I'm so sorry I left you. 1087 01:34:01,266 --> 01:34:03,268 I didn't understand why. 1088 01:34:03,418 --> 01:34:07,708 Because I overheard Cameron talking about your plan to get girls, 1089 01:34:07,858 --> 01:34:11,004 and I saw you with Jasmine, and I freaked out. 1090 01:34:11,568 --> 01:34:13,570 Nerd. 1091 01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:16,590 I was about to tell you that I was falling for you. 1092 01:34:16,931 --> 01:34:18,933 Well... 1093 01:34:19,684 --> 01:34:21,686 You can tell me now. 1094 01:34:23,020 --> 01:34:25,022 No. 1095 01:34:26,483 --> 01:34:28,568 I've walked thousands of kilometers. 1096 01:34:29,151 --> 01:34:33,198 I got stung by a jellyfish. I got bitten by a snake. 1097 01:34:33,406 --> 01:34:39,262 I slept in the dirt, I got covered in my own... 1098 01:34:39,412 --> 01:34:43,058 I got chased by a pack of wild dogs and I fell off a cliff. 1099 01:34:43,209 --> 01:34:47,296 And through all of that, all I could think about was you. 1100 01:34:49,130 --> 01:34:52,201 So you need to tell me how you feel. 1101 01:34:54,051 --> 01:34:56,252 I think I'm falling in love with you, naked Jake. 1102 01:34:56,436 --> 01:34:59,081 - Really? - Really. 1103 01:35:11,265 --> 01:35:13,267 I love you so much. 1104 01:35:26,939 --> 01:35:28,941 Oh, right... 1105 01:35:29,091 --> 01:35:33,382 "The naked wanderer", ladies and gentlemen. We'll be back in a moment. 1106 01:35:59,080 --> 01:36:01,165 - Angel? - Yes? 1107 01:36:02,083 --> 01:36:04,085 Will you marry me? 1108 01:36:04,794 --> 01:36:06,796 No. 1109 01:36:08,089 --> 01:36:10,091 Oh, fuck. 89496