All language subtitles for S1E10-The Missing Statue_Subtítulos01.ENG

[whinnies]

Hello.
I'm Mister Ed.

♪ [theme]

♪ A horse is a horse,
of course, of course ♪

♪ And no one can talk
to a horse of course ♪

♪ That is, of course,
unless the horse ♪

♪ Is the famous
Mister Ed ♪

♪ Go right to the source
and ask the horse ♪

♪ He'll give you
the answer ♪

♪ That you'll endorse ♪

♪ He's always
on a steady course ♪

♪ Talk to Mister Ed ♪

Good morning, Ed.

I said, good morning, Ed.

Sorry, my mind
was on something else.

[phone rings]

No.

Hello.

No, Operator.

Nobody here put in a call
to Pimlico Racetrack.

There must be
some mistake, Operator.

Ed?

I haven't made
a long-distance call in weeks.

Let's see.
Bills, bills, bills.

Grocery bill,
electric bill, gas bill.

You see a telephone bill
that was right here?

Ed?

Don't ask me.

Don't you look at me
with those baby-brown eyes.

Hand it over.

Here it is.

Six calls to Pimlico,
and why are you calling a racetrack?

Well, I'm worried.

My niece is about to run
her maiden race.

Six calls--
that's a fortune.

Wilbur, I promised my sister
I'd keep an eye on her kid.

By any chance
have you seen Kay this morning?

There's nobody
at my house.

Yeah, she and Carol
went shopping.

They're having
dollar day downtown.

The last time
they had dollar day downtown,

Kay bought downtown.

Oh, we must be
in the wrong store.

Nothing in here looks
like it only costs a dollar.

Oh, Kay, look at
all these beautiful pieces.

Hmm. That was me
before my diet.

[mutters]
Oh.

Good morning.
May I help you?

Good morning.
I like this.

Isn't it darling?

It's really
a conversation piece.

How much is it?

Only $300.

That's the end
of that conversation.

Oh.

May I help you?

This is so different.

I could wear it
to the theatre.

What is it?

It's a rug.

Kay, look.

Wouldn't this make
a perfect lamp base for my living room?

Isn't it interesting?
It has its origins in mythology.

It's a Chinese piece
and a steal at only $50.

$50? Oh, I just love it,

but I'm afraid
my husband would think

I was being
too extravagant.

Honey, buy it.

Wilbur
will always be around.

The statue may not.

What a beautiful
lamp base.

- Carol?
- Yes, dear.

Honey, we are loaded
with bills this month.

We've just got to start
saving money.

You're right, dear.

I mean--
yeah, this one--

Andre's Beauty Shop.

What are you doing,
patronizing him or adopting him?

I like to keep attractive
for you, honey.

Hmm. And this,
this little beauty--

The electric light bill.

You would think
we were holding night baseball games.

You're absolutely right,
honey.

- Carol.
- Yes, dear.

I don't want you to think
I'm picking on you,

I think we should try
to hold expenses down.

Oh, I couldn't agree
with you more.

I don't want to deny you
anything, dear,

I think for a while
we should try to just buy the essentials.

You're absolutely right,
honey.

I-I don't mean to suggest
that you should stop going to the beauty parlor

or stop buying clothes,

but promise me you'll use
a little discretion?

Okay, honey.

That's my girl.

It didn't cost much,
darling.

Do you like it?

That depends.

How much did it cost?

50.

50?

50.

Cents?

No.

[no sound]

Honey, there's a fascinating
story connected to this statue.

Would you like to hear
about its past?

No, but I can tell you
its future.

- It is going back.
- I can't take it back.

There was a sign
in the store--

"All sales final."

Then I'll take it back.

Honey, from now on let's
really try to economize. Shall we?

Yes, Operator, I'm ready
for the Pimlico call.

Hello, are you
the trainer of the filly Little Princess?

That's right.
This is Joe King. Who are you?

Mr. Edwards.

I understand Little Princess
is running her maiden race tomorrow.

That's right.
What about it?

You shouldn't work her out
too early in the morning.

Why not?

I know her family.
They're late sleepers.

She hasn't been training
too well lately.

Are you sure you know
what you're talking about?

Buddy, you're getting it
right from the horse's mouth.

Well, I'll try anything.

[Wilbur whistling]

Call you back later.

What have you got there,
Wilbur?

Oh, nothing,
just a statue.

Oh.

Ming Dynasty, huh?

How do you know?

Maybe I didn't go
to college,

but I'm not stupid.

Oh, Wilbur,
how about nine holes, huh?

Love to
but afraid not, Rog.

Hey, wait a minute.
What's that?

Oh, Carol made
a foolish purchase. I'm taking it back.

Imagine paying $50
for that?

- What is it?
- Don't ask me.

All I know is
she wants to make it into a lamp.

Well, if she wanted a lamp,
why didn't she buy a lamp?

You don't know my wife.

If she bought a lamp,
she would want to make it into a vase.

Something I can do
for you, sir?

Yes, I'd like
to return something.

Oh.

My-My wife
bought this here,

and she's changed
her mind.

I'm sorry, sir.

She only bought it
an hour ago.

I mean,
it's still warm.

I'd like to keep my cash box
the same way.

I wish
you would take it back.

We really have no use
for it.

I thought your wife
wanted to make a lamp out of it.

No, she wants to make a lamp
out of everything.

You stand still
for a second,

she shoves a bulb
in your mouth.

Then you'll take it back?

No.

I know you're not obligated
to take the statue back, but...

you'd be doing me
a very big favor.

Please?

I do so hope
you're not going to cry.

Oh, all right,

but promise me
you won't tell anyone that I refunded your money.

Oh, I won't even tell
my wife.

And I said
to this antique dealer of yours,

"Look, either I get
my money back--"

Yes, you told me, dear.

Look, doesn't that trout
look delicious?

What is going on
around here?

Dear, you told me
to economize,

and you'll be
very proud of me.

There was a sale
on fish downtown,

and I bought 30 pounds.

30 pounds?

We'll be eating fish
for days.

Yes, but think of
all the money we'll save

on chicken and steak
and roast beef.

Wait a minute.
I had fish balls for hors d'oeuvres,

I just had clam chowder,
and now trout.

What have you got
for desert, fish cakes?

Oh, you spoiled
my surprise.

Well, honey,
what's for breakfast?

Fried fish.

They look delicious.

Well, bring them on.

See?

There you are.

And here's another.

- Hi, Carol.
- Hi, Kay.

- Well, how--
- Shh.

He's upstairs.

How's the fish campaign?

Well, it's the third day.
He should be growing fins by now.

Well, keep punching,
sweetie.

As soon as you get him
off that economy kick,

you go right out and buy
that statue back.

Shh, here he comes.

[Kay]
Oh, hi, Wilbur.

[no sound]

I wonder
if Mr. Phillips has sold my beautiful statue yet.

Look, Carol.
I've got a great idea.

Why don't you let me buy it
and hold it for you

until you
break Wilbur down.

Oh, I couldn't ask you to do
a thing like that, Kay.

Well, it was just
an idea.

You better hurry.
The stores close at 6:00.

You say
this is an original, huh?

Absolutely.

I like it very much.

How much are you asking
for it?

Ã
$50.

And how much
will you take?

$50.

This is
a one-price store.

Okay, don't get excited.
I told you I like it.

Would you wrap it,
please?

Gladly.

[clears throat]

Pardon me.

How much
is he asking for it today?

Today?

I thought $25
was quite expensive.

25? I'm paying him 50.

Oh, that's for two,
of course.

Two?

He told me
it was an original.

He's got a back room
full of them.

No kidding.

He must stamp them out
with a cookie cutter.

Here you are, sir.

An original, huh?

Thank you.

Here's the $50.

Kay. Anybody home?

It's me.

[phone ringing]

- Hello.
- Oh, hello, Wilbur.

Roger, can I come
over to your place for a sandwich or something?

Why...y-well, of course.
Yeah, sure.

Yeah, we're well stocked.
What do you want?

Anything
that doesn't swim.

I beg your pardon?

Carol's had me
on a steady diet of fish the last few days

all because I returned
that silly statue she bought.

You won't believe this,
but Kay bought one just like it,

and she's been hiding it
from me.

You're kidding.

- What are you going to do?
- Return it of course.

Look, let me give you
a little tip.

If the owner
won't take it back,

just say please
and look miserable.

He's very soft-hearted.

It won't be difficult
to look miserable.

I'll just think
of the price.

Yes, sir,
may I show your something?

No, thank you.

I'd like to return
something.

I'm sorry.
We have a no-return policy.

Oh, I don't blame you.

As a businessman,
I realize you can't make a profit

if you keep taking back
merchandize you've sold.

Exactly.
Good day.

May I ask
a favor of you please?

Would you call my wife
and tell her you positively will not refund the money?

What don't you
call her yourself?

Well, to be
perfectly frank,

just before
I left the house,

we had a terrible argument.

She's very sensitive
about making mistakes.

And I'm very sensitive
about returning money.

Then you won't call her?

No.

Would you write her
a note?

Please?

Please?

Write her a note?

Please?

- Oh, all right.
- Oh, thank you.

I knew a kind heart
went with that face.

Oh, no.

It's back again.

I believe she paid $50.

What is this,
some sort of parlor game, musical statues?

Please?

Please?

[whines]
Please? Please?

Oh, thank you.
You have just saved a marriage.

Honey.

I brought you
some lunch.

Set it down, Carol.

I'll reel it in later.

Oh, I'm cracking up.

That fish looks
just like a chicken.

Go ahead, dear.
You deserve a good meal.

You mean you're giving up?

You're throwing
in the flounder?

I just couldn't stand
to see you suffer anymore.

I don't know
who to kiss first, you or the chicken.

The chicken.
Enjoy it, dear.

Mmm.

She's out to get you.

It's good.

Are you going to eat that
without a food taster?

Ed, stick to being
a horse.

The confirmed prisoner
ate a hearty meal.

I've got
the greatest little wife in the world,

and what's more,
I want to surprise her and buy that statue back.

I knew you would weaken.

So did I.

[humming]

Good,
you haven't sold it.

That'll be $50,
I believe.

Didn't you return
this statue just a few days ago?

That's right.

- As I recall,
you wife had just bought it. - Yes.

She bought it,
you returned it,

and now
you want to buy it again?

Yes, but--

Tell me this--

has my competitor hired you
people to drive me out of my mind?

Look, I'd like to buy
that statue.

I'll sell it to you
under one condition.

What's that?

That you'll sign
a written statement

to the effect
that you will never return this statue again.

- Well, really--
- Oh--

All right,
I'll sign it.

Repeat after me, please.

I do solemnly swear...

I do solemnly swear...

Better raise
your right hand.

I do solemnly swear...

Carol, are you
in the kitchen?

Carol?

Oh, no.

Carol?
Are you upstairs, honey?

Carol, look what I--

Oh, hiya, doll.

Don't "doll" me,
shifty.

Oh, you found
the statue.

Pretty sneaky,
getting Carol to buy it back for you.

What? I don't understand,
darling.

I returned this statue
once today,

and I'm returning it again.

But sweetheart,
that's not ours. It's Carol's.

Oh, please.
Wilbur returned Carol's.

You bought this
for yourself.

I wasn't born yesterday.

If you don't lower
your voice,

this may become
Exhibit A

at a coroner's inquest.

Kay, are you trying
to tell me

this is the same statue
Wilbur showed me in the barn?

What was it doing
in the barn?

I hid it in the closet.

That was
before I returned it to the store.

Returned what
to what store?

Kay, when you married me,
was it for love or revenge?

Now, don't forget,
with Little Princess

you got to break fast
and stay close to the rail.

Got it.

Now, when do you want
the jockey to go to the whip?

Uh, no whips.
She cries so easily.

Mr. Edwards,

I was thinking maybe
of using blinkers on Little Princess.

- What do you think?
- No, no blinkers.

She likes to read
the odds on the tote board while she's running.

[muttering]

I put it right down--

Carol, where are you?

Carol, are you upstairs?

Oh, not again.

!
When I put the statue in the closet,

that was just
before you brought it back.

I was keeping it
for Carol

until Wilbur gave her
the money,

but when you
brought it back,

he hadn't given in yet,
so it was premature.

Don't you understand?

Is it necessary
that I do?

I'm sorry, darling.
I should have told you.

Kay, forgive
my busting in like this,

but why do you keep putting
this back in my living room?

It was a mistake, dear.

We didn't realize
that you had gone back and bought the statue again.

Me?
But I didn't buy it back.

No?

Well, who did?

Wilbur.

Oh, isn't he sweet?
He wanted to surprise me.

You've certainly got
a wonderful husband.

And I'm going to tell it
to him, too.

Excuse me.

How's your head,
Addison doll?

Kay, do me a favor.

Sure, sweets.

The next time
you want to help your neighbor,

give me five minutes notice
so I can leave town.

You put that there.

What's going on
around here?

Thank you, darling,

but I have been spending
too much money lately,

and, well, maybe
we should take it back to the store.

Oh, no.

The way
that storekeeper feels,

I would be safer
taking you back to your mother.

I'm afraid you can't,
darling.

Hmm?

You know what they stamped
on our marriage license.

- What?
- Absolutely no returns.

[groans]

Well, thanks for calling,
Mr. King.

Ed, get off that phone.

Good news, Wilbur.

My niece won
her first race.

Ed, you promised
you would cut out those long-distance calls.

Relax, I'm paying
for this one.

You?

The trainer bet five for me,
and I won a hundred bucks.

- You did?
- Yup.

Well, when is your niece
going to be running again?

Oh, wouldn't you
like to know.

Oh, come on.

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J.R. Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA

♪ A horse is a horse,
of course, of course ♪

♪ And no one can talk
to a horse, of course ♪

♪ That is, of course,
unless the horse ♪

♪ Is the famous Mister Ed ♪

♪ Go right to the source
and ask the horse ♪

♪ He'll give you
the answer ♪

♪ That you'll endorse ♪

♪ He's always
on a steady course ♪

♪ Talk to Mister Ed ♪

♪ People yakkity-yak
a streak ♪

♪ And waste
your time of day ♪

♪ But Mister Ed
will never speak ♪

♪ Unless he has
something to say ♪

♪ A horse is a horse,
of course, of zcourse ♪

♪ And this one will talk
till his voice is hoarse ♪

♪ You never heard
of a talking horse? ♪

♪ Well, listen to this ♪

[Mister Ed]
♪ I am Mister Ed ♪

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