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♪♪
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Hey, Ava!
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Alex sent me
another old-timey
letter in a bottle!
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It's like getting a message
from a desert island,
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only the desert island
is college,
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and all the messages
are written in Helvetica.
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That hunk can really knows
how to pick a font.
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Fair warning, Lou,
that is my brother
and I will vomit.
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Did you know
he joined a historical
pirate fiction book club?
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He did? Oh!
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I am gonna destroy him
at Thanksgiving.
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I wish I had a book club.
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Or at least
friends my own age,
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who talk about things
that don't have
to do with camp.
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It's been a minute
since I've had
a mature adult conversation.
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Everyone I talk to here
is either supplying it
or denying it.
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Come on! I think you
might be exaggerating.
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MATTEO: The popping
is so satisfying!
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FINN: And I've farted
three times and no one
has heard any of them!
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Yeah, I think you need
some new friends.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Matteo, what are you
doing out here? Wake up!
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Was I asleep?
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You better hurry
if you want any breakfast.
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Today is chocolate chip
pancakes.
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It's full-on
"Lord of the Flies" in there.
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That's okay.
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(YAWNING)
I'm not really hungry.
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Why are you so tired?
(YAWNS)
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(YAWNING)
I'm not tired.
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(YAWNS)
Stop yawning.
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(YAWNS) I can't.
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I'm getting out of here.
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Hey, Noah!
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What's wrong with Matteo?
He's exhausted.
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No idea. But I'm
really tired, too.
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I keep having
these weird dreams
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about Matteo
sneaking out
at night.
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Noah,
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I don't think
that's a dream.
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I think Matteo
is sneaking out.
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He is?
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Does that mean I really did
marry Beyonce last night?
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Wait. If Jay-Z shows up,
I'm not here.
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Wait. But I really
wanna meet Jay-Z.
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What were we
talking about again?
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Hey, Gwen.
What you up to?
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I just finished my sixth book.
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And I just finished
my sixth pancake.
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We're really setting
the world on fire today,
aren't we?
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What do you think
I should read next?
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I've got the perfect
book for you.
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It's got it all.
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A cover, words,
a back cover.
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I'm likin' it.
I'm likin' it.
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It's called Gibbons Book
of Amazing Records.
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Ooh, what's that about?
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It's full of people
who've set cool records.
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Like longest beard
or loudest armpit fart.
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That title's held
by Karl Thunder Pits Pierce.
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He plays those pits
like a violin.
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He also pays the violin
with his pits.
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I'd do anything
to be in a book.
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But do you really think
I have what it takes
to set a record?
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I'll answer that
with a quote from Thunder Pits
Pierce's autobiography.
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(ARMPIT FART)
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So, is that a yes?
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Why do we care
about a broken call box
nobody's used in 20 years?
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Ava, did I, or did I not,
tell you I would teach you
how to fix things?
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Okie doke,
let's skedaddle.
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MARTHA: Rhubarb, sage,
turmeric,
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a sprig of hemlock,
a dash of mugwort
and an eye...
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Hi, sisters!
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I'm Martha. Welcome.
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Thanks.
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To what?
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Oh, we're just having
a little meeting of our
women's empowerment circle.
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Sometimes it's nice
to get away from
the day-to-day
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and just have a hang
with some girlfriends,
you know?
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I do know.
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No pressures of the job,
no whiny kids.
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Lou! I wanna go.
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Ava, don't make me
start counting.
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So, what do you guys do?
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Oh, you know,
just commune with nature,
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swap herbal remedies,
stuff like that.
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Today we were sharing
some recipes.
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What kind of recipes come
out of an old leather book
with a spine made out of...
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Is that a spine?
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Oh, well, if we told you,
we could never let you leave.
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Kidding!
They're mostly for hummus.
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Well, I think it's great
that you guys do this.
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It can be so easy to get
wrapped up in your work
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and not make
time for a social life.
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Right? At the end of the day,
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it's just us ladies
against the world.
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And all of our
mortal enemies.
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Hummus?
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Right, well,
sorry to bother you,
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but we really better go.
Right, Lou?
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No, stay, join us.
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The more we women
stick together,
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the more powerful
we become, right?
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Amen, sister.
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It's a hum-must!
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(ALL CACKLING)
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Lou, a word?
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You cannot join that group!
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Hanging with creepy strangers
in the middle of the woods
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is how every
horror movie starts ever!
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Ava, I need this.
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Plus, you said I should
make some new friends
outside the group
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and I like them.
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They're nice
and outdoorsy
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and that hummus
was a delight.
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A little hemlock-y,
but whatcha gonna do?
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I'm in!
Yay!
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Okay, do you have a broom
for our next meeting,
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or do you need a loaner?
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Why do you have
so many brooms?
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Why do you ask
so many questions?
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(ALL CACKLING)
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Finn, is that melted sugar
working as glue,
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Yup!
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If my fingers
weren't sugar glued together,
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I'd be giving you
two thumbs up.
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Perfect.
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Now, all we have
to do is put on
the graham cracker top,
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and the record
for largest s'more is ours!
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And then I'll be in a book!
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(SCREAMS)
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Finn, are you okay?
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I'm delicious!
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See, I told you
he was sneaking out!
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Where do you think
he's going?
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I don't know.
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I hope my little Grizz
isn't mixed up
in something dangerous!
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I doubt it.
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This is the same guy
who excuses himself
to "tinkle tinkle."
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Okay, we saw Matteo
walk in here,
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so where is he?
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The better question is,
Where are we?
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Oh, this is
Miss Tilly's Inn.
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The best place in the woods
to get scones.
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Also the only place.
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Noah, hello!
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I'm Miss Tilly.
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Would you like to be
wrapped in an afghan
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or a grandmotherly hug?
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With all my heart,
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but we don't have
time for that.
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We saw Matteo walk in here.
Have you seen him?
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Of course I have!
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He's why everyone
is here on a Tuesday.
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Also because I raffle off
a pretty sweet deer leg.
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Make yourselves comfy.
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Welcome all,
to Miss Tilly's After Dark.
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(CROWD SNAPPING FINGERS)
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Tonight we have
a man performing
who needs no introduction.
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The Master of Mellow,
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the Captain of Cool.
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You know him, you love him,
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so let's give him
a big round of applause.
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(PIANO PLAYING)
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Hey there, cool cats.
Good to be back in the rump.
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As you know, I'm...
Frankie Whispers.
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BOTH: Frankie Whispers?
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Thank you, everyone.
You all are so beautiful.
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Much like the people of
(CATALAN ACCENT) Barcelona.
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Matteo has
a lounge act?
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I don't know anything
about anything anymore.
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(SCATTING)
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(EVERYONE SCATTING)
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(SCATTING)
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(EVERYONE SCATTING)
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Okay. I knew Matteo
spoke French and Spanish,
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but I didn't know
he spoke Scubidadoob-ish.
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Well, that's my first set.
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Don't forget that two scone
minimum and make sure
to tip your Tilly.
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What are you doing here?
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What are you
doing here?
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You know
you need permission
to leave camp.
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Is this
why you've been
so tired lately?
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Yes, and follow
up question...
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Why?
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I used to play piano for my
grandma and her bridge club
and I missed it.
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And then one day,
I saw this spectacular jacket
at a thrift store.
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I put it on and
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Frankie Whispers
was born.
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So, I have to know.
What do you think of my act?
Be honest.
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It's like nothing
I've ever seen before.
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It's, um...
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Ah... Wow!
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The word is
definitely wow.
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I'm so happy you liked it!
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Stick around
for my second set.
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If you're lucky,
you might walk away
with a real groovy deer leg!
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You dig?
(CLICKS TONGUE)
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This is the one.
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Making the longest
macaroni necklace
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is definitely going to get us
into that record book.
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I can't believe we used
all the macaroni in camp.
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I hope everybody enjoys
"and cheese"
for dinner tonight.
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Now we have to measure.
Where's your end?
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I tied it to the boat dock.
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(MOTOR BOAT REVS)
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Or maybe
it was to the boat.
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Well, Ava, I hate
to say I told you so.
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Since when?
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I just came back
from hanging out
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with my "creepy" new friends
in the woods
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and all we did was
cook together.
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In what?
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A big old pot.
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Like a cauldron?
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No, Ava. Like a big ol' pot.
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Lou, don't you think
your new friends are a bit...
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...witchy?
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Oh, so you think
just because a group
of women get together
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to throw things in a cauldron
and read from a recipe book
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that seems to mention
frogs a lot, and yes,
I'm hearing it,
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but that still doesn't mean
they're witches!
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Come on, Lou!
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I don't even believe
in witches and I know
they're witches!
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You know what I think?
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I think you're just jealous
that I have friends
outside of camp now.
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Well, you'll have
to get used to it,
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because they're initiating me
into the group tonight.
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Initiating? How?
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I'm not sure,
it's a secret.
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But that reminds me,
I'm supposed to bring
my own knife.
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Your own knife?
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Yes.
And for the record,
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they told me they were
really happy to have some
fresh blood in the group.
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So, yeah,
I'm already
pretty popular.
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(PLAYING KEYBOARD)
Stay frosty.
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And remember, don't do
what I wouldn't do.
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Unless it's righteous.
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Oh. Hi, guys.
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Hey, Matteo.
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Or should I say,
Frankie Whispers?
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We heard you rehearsing.
You have another performance
at Miss Tilly's?
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Better. I'm taking
the show on the road.
246
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,765
The road to Camp Kikiwaka!
247
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,585
What?
248
00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,570
I asked Lou
if I could perform
at our next campfire.
249
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,838
And she said yes!
250
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,306
Why on Earth
would you...
251
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,607
(EXHALES)
252
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:23,975
Why?
253
00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:28,213
I've always wanted to perform
as Frankie Whispers at camp.
254
00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,815
I was just afraid kids
my own age wouldn't like it.
255
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,218
But after you both said
you loved it,
256
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,787
I realized Frankie
will be a...
257
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,088
(PLAYING KEYBOARD)
258
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,191
(SCATTING)
259
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,593
Hit.
260
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:44,796
Neat.
261
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,766
Well, we should let you
get back to rehearsing.
262
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,833
Noah!
263
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,140
We have to stop him.
264
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,609
Matteo's act is fine
for the Miss Tilly's crowd,
265
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,078
but if he performs
in front of the camp
266
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,314
he's going to
(SCATTING)
die up there!
267
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,351
Or maybe it's not
as bad as we think.
268
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,787
(SCATTING)
269
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,123
Ooh, I like that.
270
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,959
Mmm-hmm,
we gotta stop him.
271
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,637
You watch the door.
I'll find the jacket.
272
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,738
I don't like this.
273
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,173
It's a cardinal sin of showbiz
274
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,141
to steal another
performer's glitz.
275
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:33,378
What if he gets
back at me by stealing my
Shakespearean jerkins?
276
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:37,248
We have to do this.
You heard Matteo.
277
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,584
He needs the jacket
to become Frankie Whispers.
278
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,254
No jacket,
no humiliating performance
in front of the camp.
279
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,158
He probably
keeps it close by.
280
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,465
Ascot. Ascot.
Pocket square.
281
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,835
Ascot. Spats?
282
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,269
Where's that jacket?
283
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,337
NOAH: Found it.
284
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,374
Matteo?
285
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:06,711
We're wearing the jacket
around camp, now?
286
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,813
It was wrinkled,
so I hiked out to the bog
287
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:12,050
and stood over
the thermal vents
to steam it.
288
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,452
So, yeah,
that's what
you're smelling.
289
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,856
What are you doing
in my Dandy Duffle?
290
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,392
Um... just curious.
291
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,696
Why do you have
so many ascots?
292
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,098
They're called day cravats!
293
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,467
And what's going on?
294
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,037
Maybe we should just tell him.
295
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,373
Fine.
296
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,175
Matteo...
297
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,377
(SIGHS) we were going
to take your jacket
298
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,814
so you couldn't perform
as Frankie Whispers
at the next campfire.
299
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,449
Why would you do that?
300
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:46,918
We're just
a little worried
301
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,419
if you do your act
for the camp
302
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,288
you'll embarrass yourself.
303
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,657
How? You saw it.
304
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,425
You both really liked...
305
00:14:56,730 --> 00:15:00,832
Wait. You did
like it, right?
306
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,269
We were just
trying to be nice.
307
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,504
Oh.
308
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,406
I see.
309
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,744
Well, I guess now I know
how you guys really feel.
310
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:16,347
But hey, you can still
perform at Miss Tilly's!
311
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,949
Yeah, they love you there!
312
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,417
Do they?
313
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,353
What if they're just
pretending, too?
314
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,088
You know what?
315
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,292
Just take it.
And keep it.
316
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,460
I'm done
with Frankie Whispers.
317
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:33,631
Apparently he's just
an embarrassment.
318
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,304
Hi, I'm Gwen,
319
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:42,073
and I'm about to break
the amazing record for
320
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,875
quickest log carving.
321
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,144
And I'm Film
and I'm the one Finning.
322
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,812
Nope.
323
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,882
It's fine,
let's just do this.
324
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,551
Okay, ready?
325
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,386
And go.
326
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,769
(PANTS) Done.
So, what's my time?
327
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,137
Let's check the video.
328
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,406
Uh, Gwen?
329
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,342
Bad news.
330
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,345
The camera was on selfie.
331
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:24,382
But we may have
set a record for
best looking guy in goggles.
332
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,419
You know what?
We should just give up.
333
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,622
Gwen, it's okay,
we can still try...
334
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,759
None of this is working.
I'll never set
an amazing record.
335
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,228
It was stupid to think
I could be in a book anyway.
336
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,066
(DOOR CLOSES)
337
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,604
What's up, ladies?
338
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,940
Who's ready to get
their initiation on?
339
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,341
Oh, this girl!
340
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,777
Lou. Welcome.
341
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,445
Oh! Sorry.
342
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,547
Kinda misread
the forest, there.
343
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,217
We've asked you here tonight,
344
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:03,688
under the light
of the full moon,
to make a sacrifice.
345
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,724
Are you willing
to make a sacrifice
for your sisters?
346
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,327
Uh, sure.
347
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,261
Did you bring the knife?
348
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,038
Uh, what's going on?
349
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,874
If we're gonna do a group hug,
I should probably
put the knife down.
350
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,275
No you don't.
351
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,944
No one's gonna hurt Lou!
Yeah!
352
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,713
Wait, what?
353
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:32,550
They probably
wanted to use you for
one of their witchy recipes.
354
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,585
That's why they wanted you
to bring your own knife!
355
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,887
Right, Martha?
356
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,321
Uh, no!
357
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,823
We asked Lou
to bring a knife
358
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,725
so she could help
mash garbanzos.
359
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,294
In case you couldn't tell,
we're really into hummus.
360
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,397
Then what was that sacrifice
you were talking about?
361
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,633
Dues. $12 a month.
362
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,568
Mostly goes toward garbanzos.
363
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,272
I guess I had you guys
all wrong.
364
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,440
Ya think?
365
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:58,242
Martha, I am so sorry
about all this.
366
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:01,946
Would you please tell Ava,
once and for all,
that you all are not witches?
367
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,748
Oh, but we are witches.
368
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,316
BOTH: You are?
369
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,752
Why didn't you say so?
370
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,521
We don't usually like
to lead with the witch thing.
371
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,156
It can scare people off.
372
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,891
Okay. Okay.
373
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,260
So you're are all witches.
What's so wrong with that?
374
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,262
I'd still be proud
to be part of a sisterhood
375
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:22,467
that teaches life skills,
honors nature and values
supporting other women.
376
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,368
We also try
to ride the brooms.
377
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,170
Yeah, I'm out.
378
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,878
Hey, Gwen.
Can I sit with you?
379
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,414
Yeah. But it's too bad
you can't sit next to someone
380
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,650
as amazing as the woman
with 12-foot long toenails.
381
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,018
She has it all.
382
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,187
Except for close-toed shoes.
383
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,491
You are as amazing
as she is!
384
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,560
Gwen, I'm so sorry.
385
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,562
I messed
everything up for you.
386
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,231
You didn't do it
on purpose.
387
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:57,735
I guess I just fall in love
with all the cool people
in the books I read.
388
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,239
I got excited thinking
I could be like them.
389
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,207
Maybe you still can.
390
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,845
Gwen and Finn: A Record-Breaking Friendship.
391
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,347
You made this for me?
392
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:12,650
Someone as amazing as you
deserves to be in a book.
393
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,554
It's got
our macaroni necklace.
394
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,823
And our bear sculpture!
395
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,558
Everything we did
is in here!
396
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:22,860
Do you like it?
397
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,196
In the words of
Thunder Pits Pierce.
398
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,231
(ARMPIT FART)
399
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,567
That much?
400
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,143
Hey, Ava.
401
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,013
I'm sorry I didn't
believe you earlier
about Martha and her,
402
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:45,283
uh, pact with dark,
ancient forces.
403
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,855
Lou, I know you
really wanted some new,
mature friends,
404
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:54,292
but think about what
would have happened
if they hadn't been witches.
405
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,828
I'd have six women
to laugh with,
love and support?
406
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,264
Exactly. Exhausting!
407
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:05,369
Still, it was nice to have
a life outside of work.
408
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,872
For a little while, at least.
409
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,643
Look, I know I'm not
super old like you.
410
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,744
Easy.
411
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,280
But if you want...
412
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,583
I'll start
a book club with you.
413
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,284
You will?
Yeah.
414
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,653
Yeah! And I know
a great book
to start with.
415
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,556
It's a collection of essays
on the nature of reality!
416
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,794
Or, as fun as that sounds,
417
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:33,231
maybe we could read
a little historical fiction?
418
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,833
Like,
Pirate Booty and the Beast?
419
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,169
This isn't gonna work, is it?
420
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:39,237
Nope.
421
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:47,044
ALL:
♪ B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O
422
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,313
♪ And Bingo was his name-o ♪
423
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,284
That was fantastic!
424
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,118
One more time!
425
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,519
No thanks.
426
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,624
Okay, well, our scheduled
headliner canceled,
427
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,192
so in his place we have
428
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:04,762
The bongo stylings
of Tippy Jams
and the hot blasts of
429
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:06,297
Mr. Toots.
430
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,531
Really?
431
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,169
Happy to be here,
daddy-o.
432
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:18,109
But we can't play our set
without the third member
of our trio, ya dig?
433
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:23,981
So please
give a spicy welcome
to Frankie Whispers!
434
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,685
What are you two doing?
435
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,372
Supporting our friend.
436
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,457
But you said
I shouldn't do this,
that I'd embarrass myself.
437
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:37,094
Maybe you will,
maybe you won't.
438
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,629
There's no way to know
if you don't try.
439
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,099
And you're going
to try with me?
440
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,434
That's what friends do.
441
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:46,570
And who knows?
Maybe they'll love us.
442
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,205
Maybe they will.
443
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,375
I actually
have a pretty good
feeling about this.
444
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:59,517
Okay, cool cats, let's jam.
445
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,754
Hey, everyone,
lookin' good out there.
446
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,556
We are...
447
00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:08,159
Whisper Toots.
448
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,028
Of course you are.
449
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:16,167
So, how we feelin'
Camp Kikiwaka?
450
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:21,238
Feelin' quiet, huh?
That's cool.
451
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:27,011
So, did Chef Jeff
burn some Mound of Brown?
452
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,580
Because it is
smokin' out here!
453
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,252
This one always
gets some snaps.
454
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,590
(SCATTING)
455
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,429
Show of hands.
456
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:49,200
Anyone been to
(CATALAN ACCENT) Barcelona?
457
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,137
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Barcelona?
458
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,207
Alrighty.
459
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,175
We're gonna take
a pause for the cause,
460
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,544
a break for the sake
and we'll be right back.
461
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,182
How long is our break?
462
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:08,319
Forever! They really
don't like us.
463
00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:10,287
Let's skittli-skattli-scoot.
464
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:13,724
Okay.
465
00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:16,260
Who wants ice-cream?
466
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,828
(ALL CHEERING)
467
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:21,332
Always a crowd pleaser.
468
00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:28,038
Even though Frankie Whispers
wasn't a hit with
the Kikiwaka audience,
469
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,673
I'm glad you're back
to doing Tilly's After Dark.
470
00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:32,543
Me, too. And thanks
for coming out tonight, guys.
471
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,178
I really appreciate
the support.
472
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:37,415
I bet it'll feel good
to be back in front
of your adoring fans.
473
00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,619
Miss Tilly,
where are you going?
474
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,755
Oh, no,
didn't I tell you?
475
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:48,058
We had to cancel
Tilly's After Dark this week.
476
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:52,296
I got invited to join
a women's group
and tonight is my initiation.
477
00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:53,497
Sorry to rush out.
478
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,368
Oh, now let's see,
jacket, keys...
479
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,938
...knife. Tootle-ooo!
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