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♪♪
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Congratulations Woodchucks,
Grizzlies, and Weasels!
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You've made it
to the finals of our annual Cabin of the Year competition!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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You know who's
winning at life? Me!
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Turns out I'm not
dying alone!
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Finally caught
one of those stray cats?
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No, I actually
caught myself a man!
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And before you ask,
no, he's not a pizza guy
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I have handcuffed
to my drainpipe.
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So he's
duct-taped, then?
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The first event
is the tug of war over the potato pool.
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Grizzlies and Weasels,
you're up.
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Winner plays Woodchucks.
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Ready, set, tug!
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Whoa!
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
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Huh.
Needs more butter.
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Grizzlies lose.
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Woodchucks, you're next.
And hurry up!
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Gotta get this over with,
so I can serve these potatoes at lunch.
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the city
behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by
the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out
with someone new
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♪ Then falling out
of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell?
It's on your shoe
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in
our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke
but we don't care
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away
from home away from home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Hey, Weasels.
Still crying tater-tears
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over losing the tug of war
to us Woodchucks?
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I can't believe
Crystal fell for the old,
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"Your dad lost his job
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"and has to pull you
out of camp" trick.
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Cheaters!
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You know what they say,
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"All's fair in love
and tug of war."
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You guys
should be ashamed.
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Poor Lydia still has
mashed potatoes in her ears!
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What?
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I can't hear
what you're saying!
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But I hate you.
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(IN DEEP VOICE)
Hey, everybody,
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it's me, the Grizzly Cabin
mascot, Beary!
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Guys, it's just me, Jorge!
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No kidding.
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BTW, that costume
does not look anything
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like a grizzly bear.
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Who cares?
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It came with
a top hat.
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I can be classy
while I'm shaking my chassis.
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(IN DEEP VOICE) Hey, Gladys,
how many bonus points does this move get us?
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(SCATTING)
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I'll give you
five points... To stop!
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Okay, it's time
for the second event.
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Are you ready to play
The Friendship Game?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Now, I've already asked
our contestants questions about each other.
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Match your partner's answer,
and you get a point. (CHUCKLES)
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Lou, what is Emma's
favorite word?
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Uh... "Duh!"
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I don't need your attitude.
I need the answer.
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She's right!
It's "duh"!
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Wait, where's
Zuri and Tiffany?
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I thought they
were our mascot.
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I don't know,
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but Crystal is killing it
over there as the Weasel mascot.
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Zuri, we're late
for the friendship game!
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Our team needs
their mascot...
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(IN SQUEAKY VOICE)
Woody the woodchuck!
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There's no way
I'm going out dressed as a giant tuchus.
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Zuri, a two-person mascot
is gonna get us double the points.
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Besides, the downstairs
cheeks are just as cool as the upstairs cheeks.
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I'm not taking "cool advice"
from someone with a poster that says, "Geologists Rock!"
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Well, I can't go out there
without a butt!
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Sorry, but I'm too cute to be
hidden in a furry derriere.
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Does this look like
a radio face to you?
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Okay, our teams are tied,
and this is our last round.
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Lydia, what is Hazel's
favorite place to hang out?
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Um...
In Xander's shadow?
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No, the beach!
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Emma,
what is the name of Lou's favorite farm animal?
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Easy.
Gary the goat.
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No!
It's Gertie the goat!
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Gary is my llama!
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It's like you don't
know me at all!
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It's hard to keep up
with all your animals.
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Your family
keeps eating them!
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Okay, Grizzlies,
if you get this, you win.
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Xander,
what is the name of Ravi's favorite pet?
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Mrs. Kipling!
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Although, he doesn't
think of her as a pet.
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She's a companion,
best friend, and mother figure.
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It's complicated.
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Talk about TMI.
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He is correct!
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MS. GLADYS:
Well, it's all there word for word.
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That's the game.
Grizzlies win!
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(GRIZZLIES CHEERING)
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Yes! In your face!
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Cha-ching!
Cha-ching!
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What are you,
a cash register?
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Got him.
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Lou, I'm really sorry
I lost us that game,
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but we can still win
the soapbox derby event.
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How? Ravi will make
some super-duper science mobile,
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and nerd his way
to the finish line.
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Don't worry,
we'll think of something.
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Well, maybe you could use
your personal connections to help us win the race.
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I called Vin Diesel to see
if he could drive our car,
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but he's shooting
a movie in Rome.
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No... Someone else
you know and love.
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(GASPS) Beyonce?
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But she doesn't drive,
she has a chauffeur.
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I meant Xander!
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Ask him what the boys
are using to power their car,
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so we can
sabotage them.
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Lou, that's cheating.
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No, it's not.
It's playing to win.
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Like stealing signs
in baseball.
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Huh?
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It's like finding out
what your frenemy's wearing to a party
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and making sure
you wear a hotter dress.
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Oh, got it.
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But I feel weird
using Xander like that.
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Come on, Xander's cabin
wins every year.
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You'd make your favorite
person in the world very happy.
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I really don't think
Beyonce cares... No, me!
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Please, bestie?
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Okay, fine, I'll do it,
but I'll feel terrible.
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Let the espionage begin.
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(WHISPERING) From here on out,
we have to be secretive and talk like spies.
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I really don't think
that's... Shh! Spy talk.
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Hey, Xander,
I was thinking...
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I was thinking, too!
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That's what's
so great about us.
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We're always
on the same page.
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Yeah, it's like
we're one mind. (CHUCKLES)
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And what would that mind say
the Grizzlies are doing for the soap box derby?
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We haven't figured it out yet,
but I'm so glad you brought that up.
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The thing is...
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I have to beat Lou.
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Why?
Because I don't want you to date a loser.
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You deserve a winner.
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So I need you to tell me
how Lou is going to power the Woodchuck car.
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Wait, you want me
to cheat on my own team?
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It's not cheating.
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It's like finding out
what your frenemy's wearing to a party,
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and wearing
a hotter dress.
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That is a good point,
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but it makes me think
we should stop binge-watching chick flicks.
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It's changing you.
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I know it's a lot to ask,
but I am your boo.
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And you don't want to
see your boo boo-hoo, do you?
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Okay, I'll do it.
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But I'm going to
feel terrible.
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Works for me!
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You really are
the best girlfriend.
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LOU: Psst!
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(SCREAMS)
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Okay, I know
we're in spy mode, but this is a little much.
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Keep your voice down,
and pretend I'm a bush, so no one notices us.
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Okay, so you think
I'll draw less attention if I'm talking to a bush?
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Don't overthink it.
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Now, have you figured out
how the boys are powering their car for the derby race?
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I'll go talk
to Xander now.
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Good work, Miss Blue.
That's your code name.
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Can I be Miss Magenta?
Blue's not my best color.
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You've only been a spy
for a day, and you're already being difficult.
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Bush out.
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Oh. (IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Hello, Emma.
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How lovely to see you.
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Do you have the
information I requested?
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Why are you talking
like the guy who cleans our chimneys?
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It's my spy accent.
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The name's McCormick.
Xander McCormick.
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Well, that's annoying.
Very annoying.
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(NORMAL) Hey, did you find out
about the Woodchuck's race car?
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Yes.
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Lou's using the big fan
from the mess hall to power it.
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Thanks.
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So... How are you guys
going to power your car?
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Ravi is building us a
water-powered steam engine.
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We were gonna go with gas,
but Jorge's a sporadic farter.
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He's disgusting,
but undependable.
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Cheerio!
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Okay, you have 20 minutes
to prep your cars for the derby.
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I have to go
buy a ski mask.
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Carl says covering up my face
really brings out my eyes.
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Psst! Emma!
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(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
Good to see you.
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Your intel proved
very, very valuable.
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So now
you're a vampire?
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No, I am Russian spy!
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Thank you for your
help, comrade.
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No problem.
It's not stressing me out at all. (CHUCKLES)
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Little tip.
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Someone reversed
direction of blades on Lou's fan. (CHUCKLES)
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Prepare to be
"blown away."
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(CHUCKLES)
Do svidanya.
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The cheese on
the pizza is melting.
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Okay, what else would
the cheese be doing?
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That's code for I filled
the Grizzlies' tank
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with toxic lake water
to destroy the engine.
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I would not
have guessed that.
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That's why it's code.
(CHUCKLES)
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(WHISPERS)
You never saw me.
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Hello, Jorge.
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Ravi, I'm supposed
to be the mascot!
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Your tacky bear costume
inspired me to get one of my own,
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so we can actually
get those bonus points.
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(IN DEEP VOICE) Hey!
I'm beary offended!
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Well, Beary, my mascot
is a true representation of the grizzly species,
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so you can suck an egg.
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Hey, check this out.
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(LAUGHS)
What the heck is that?
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It's our two-faced
woodchuck mascot.
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So neither of us
have to do booty duty.
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There's no way your
lame giant rat costume is gonna beat us!
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True dat!
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So I am taking the egg
I was going to have Jorge suck on,
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and offering it to you.
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Well, we do not
egg-cept your egg. (CHUCKLES)
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See what I did there?
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Very well, Woodchucks,
it is on like a stream full of sal-mon! (CHUCKLES)
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(ROARING)
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(SCREAMS) Bear!
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RAVI: Ow!
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Oops!
It was self-defense.
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...Is what
I'll say in court.
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This is great!
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With Ravi down,
we got this mascot thing in the bag.
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00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,040
I don't know.
Crystal's gonna be hard to beat.
244
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,040
Man, she's good.
245
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,210
It's time for the race!
246
00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:45,040
(ALL CHEERING)
247
00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:50,420
Drivers,
start your engines!
248
00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,460
Or whatever you've got
going on in there.
249
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:55,710
Hey, Xander,
nice car.
250
00:12:55,710 --> 00:12:59,420
Too bad the only thing
that will be steaming is you, when you lose!
251
00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:01,250
Boom!
252
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:04,290
You're sounding real confident
for someone who's about to blow it!
253
00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,460
Boom back at ya.
254
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,210
Ready, set... Go!
255
00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:11,790
See ya, suckers!
256
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,040
What the heck happened
to our engine?
257
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:21,250
I don't know, but it's
beary disappointing!
258
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,790
Is there a cheer
for when your team loses horribly?
259
00:13:23,790 --> 00:13:25,710
Yeah. It's "boo!"
260
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:30,000
And the Weasel car wins!
(CHEERING)
261
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,290
It's all tied up
going into the last event!
262
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:36,210
(CRASHING)
263
00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:40,670
Ooh, Hazel, looks like
your camper just high-fived that tree with her face.
264
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,250
That's fine.
I've got others.
265
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:45,120
Oh!
266
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,500
Did we win?
267
00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:56,040
(SCREAMS)
Shh!
268
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,040
You are attracting
attention!
269
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,540
Says the human
fruit bowl!
270
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,290
Listen, I've got to
beat Xander,
271
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:05,380
and the camp spirit
performance is my last chance!
272
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:06,920
Your new mission
is to find out
273
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,170
what the Grizzlies
are doing for their act.
274
00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:10,620
But I don't
wanna do that!
275
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:13,620
Which we all know is code for,
"Whatever you say, Lou."
276
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:17,170
I am depending on you,
Miss Magenta.
277
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:18,960
Now I vanish.
278
00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,710
(IN FRENCH ACCENT)
Bonsoir, mademoiselle.
279
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,250
I am in need
of intelligence.
280
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:31,000
You certainly are.
281
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,710
Now drop the stupid accent
and tell me what you want.
282
00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:36,920
Well, excuse-moi.
283
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,250
(NORMAL) Look, I need to
know what the Woodchucks' spirit performance is.
284
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,380
Ugh, of course you do.
But we don't know what it is yet!
285
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:45,080
Well, as soon as you decide,
leave a note with the info under my pillow.
286
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:48,830
Okay, fine! Why not?
You can count on Miss Magenta!
287
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,170
Who's Miss Magenta?
I don't know anymore!
288
00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:56,250
LOU: Back off,
Weasel face!
289
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,290
Bring it,
fruit bowl!
290
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,380
That's what I thought.
291
00:15:08,290 --> 00:15:11,540
Ew! Hazel,
what are you doing?
292
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:14,540
Not rubbing my scent
all over Xander's pillow, so he'll dream of me.
293
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,290
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
294
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,710
Wait a minute,
what are you doing here?
295
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:23,830
Uh... Dropping off a belated
Happy Groundhog Day card.
296
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:25,830
Uh-huh.
297
00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:27,250
Give me that!
(CHUCKLES)
298
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,460
(GASPS)
299
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,830
You're a spy!
300
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,500
What makes you say that?
301
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:36,210
This note that says,
"Emma's top secret spy info."
302
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:41,290
This is your cabin's
performance plan!
303
00:15:41,290 --> 00:15:44,750
You're ratting on your own
cabin for your boyfriend's cabin.
304
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,330
To be fair, I'm also
ratting on the Grizzlies for the Woodchucks.
305
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:49,540
(GASPS)
Probably shouldn't have told you that.
306
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,500
So you're a double agent!
307
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:58,750
Well, well, well, look at
Miss Goody-Two-Summer-Homes.
308
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,580
It'd be a shame
if someone told your boyfriend and your bestie
309
00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:04,670
that you were playing
both of them.
310
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,250
(GASPS)
Who would do that?
311
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,670
Doy, me!
312
00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:12,880
But you know what, Emma?
I'll keep your little secret,
313
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,880
if you tell me
what the Woodchucks and Grizzlies
314
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,000
are planning
for their performances.
315
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,170
Spy for the Weasels?
316
00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,120
I would rather
wear corduroy.
317
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,380
(GAGS) It's even
gross to say!
318
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:27,540
All right,
but Lou and Xander will be so hurt
319
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,540
when they find out
you betrayed them...
320
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,460
Okay, okay.
321
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:33,710
The Woodchucks are dressing up
like Gladys and dancing.
322
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:36,790
And the Grizzlies
are doing an EDM remix of the Kikiwaka song.
323
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:39,040
Thank you, Emma.
324
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,710
You just handed
the Weasels Cabin of the Year.
325
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,380
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
326
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:47,000
By the way,
whatever you're doing with your hair, keep it up.
327
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,040
You look awful.
328
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:58,210
Hey, the spirit performances
are about to start.
329
00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:02,750
You dumb-chucks
don't stand a chance against Bear Force One!
330
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,380
RAVI: Good one, bear bro!
Slap me some paw.
331
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,710
I was so close
to a cool exit.
332
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,250
Okay, we have got to beat
those salmon-sucking jerks!
333
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:26,750
Yeah, maybe we should go the
more traditional one-headed route with our costume.
334
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,380
Rock, paper, scissors
to see who gets to be the Woodchuck head?
335
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,710
Deal.
336
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:32,250
BOTH: Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot!
337
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:35,330
(GASPS) Paper covers rock!
Ha! I win!
338
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:39,290
That's not a rock.
This is a rock.
339
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:41,670
A diamond?
And it's all yours.
340
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:44,080
(GASPS) Correction.
You win. (CHUCKLES)
341
00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:49,540
Take your seats
for the performance!
342
00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:50,960
Our finalists are tied,
343
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:54,830
so whoever wins this,
wins the coveted golden canoe,
344
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:57,250
and Cabin of the Year!
345
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,880
(ALL CHEERING)
Quiet!
346
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,170
I'm sorry, I'm not
as bubbly as usual.
347
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,880
(CHUCKLES) I was up all night
playing Hide and Seek with Carl.
348
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,250
I never did find him.
349
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,290
And something tells me
she never will.
350
00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:16,460
Just like you'll never beat me
for Cabin of the Year.
351
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:20,380
Think again!
We've got this in the bag.
352
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,710
Right, Emma?
353
00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:23,790
Guys, maybe
neither of us will win.
354
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,540
The Weasels might take
the whole thing.
355
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,040
C'est la vie.
356
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,040
Oh, so you can do
the French thing, and I can't?
357
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,790
Woodchuck walking!
358
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,170
RAVI:
Oh, look who it is.
359
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:38,750
You two really
put the "uck" in Woodchuck.
360
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:43,460
Well, you guys are about to
get em-bear-rassed.
361
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,880
TIFFANY:
Ooh, nice bear-slam!
362
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:51,620
Stand back and watch the bros
rack up the points!
363
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:54,670
Oh, you just rump-bumped
the wrong Chucks!
364
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,330
Tiffany, back
that thang up!
365
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,380
RAVI: Oh.
366
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,170
I cannot see!
367
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:02,330
Hey! Watch
where you're going!
368
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:06,170
Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!
369
00:19:06,170 --> 00:19:07,500
Guys, quit it!
370
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,420
Why can't you be
more like Crystal?
371
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:14,040
Okay, I guess
we should start.
372
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:18,210
Let's welcome our first
performers, the Weasels.
373
00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:19,750
(ALL CHEERING)
374
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,830
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
375
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:27,880
Yo, yo, you guys wanna
hear a Camp Kikiwaka EDM remix?
376
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,250
Wait, that's what
we were going to do!
377
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:35,250
And we're the
dancing Gladyses!
378
00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:40,040
Hey, that's what
we were going to do!
379
00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:45,380
What are you doing?
Get off the stage!
380
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,620
(ALL ARGUING)
381
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,120
(WHISTLES)
382
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,620
What's going on here?
383
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,710
Hazel stole our act!
And ours, too!
384
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:58,500
They're lying!
They're the ones who've been cheating this whole time!
385
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,460
Well, somebody
better fess up! And make it fast.
386
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:06,580
I'm hoping Carl
got tired of hiding and wants to start seeking.
387
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,580
Look, the Grizzlies
didn't do anything wrong, okay?
388
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,170
Hazel obviously
spied on us. And us.
389
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,170
The Woodchucks
are innocent in all of this!
390
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,880
Innocent,
I tell you.
391
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,540
That's it!
I am so sick of all the lying!
392
00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:22,210
You want the truth?
No!
393
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,210
Lou made me
spy on Xander,
394
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:26,250
then Xander made me
spy on Lou,
395
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:27,880
then Hazel
made me spy on both of them!
396
00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:30,000
You betrayed me?
397
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,330
And me?
How could you?
398
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:34,000
How could you?
399
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,330
This game is supposed
to be about friendship and working together,
400
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:40,080
not stabbing each other
in the back!
401
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,750
And look at what
being your puppet has done to me!
402
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,880
I'm a nine now!
A nine!
403
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,500
Emma, wait!
404
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:53,330
Wow, some people
are way too competitive.
405
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:54,580
Where were we?
406
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,750
RAVI: You were beating me
with my own appendage.
407
00:20:56,750 --> 00:21:00,290
Right.
Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
408
00:21:00,290 --> 00:21:02,210
(SIGHS)
409
00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:04,290
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
410
00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:06,120
BOTH: Xander and Lou,
411
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:09,880
and they're really sorry
for what they did to you.
412
00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:12,670
Go away.
413
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:15,500
Okay, that wasn't worth
all that practice.
414
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,500
Emma, we feel really bad
for what we did.
415
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,170
Maybe we are
a little competitive.
416
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:24,710
A little? That's like saying
I own a "little" island in the Caribbean.
417
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:28,540
I guess we did
get carried away.
418
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:30,830
I just really wanted
that golden canoe.
419
00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:33,330
And I just really wanted
Xander to lose.
420
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:37,080
(SIGHS) Look,
it's my fault, too.
421
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,250
I shouldn't let people
walk all over me.
422
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:42,170
And what I've learnt here
is I need to be stronger, and just say no.
423
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:46,250
So what you're
saying is...
424
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:50,380
By being terrible friends,
we helped you become a better person?
425
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:53,290
(CHUCKLES) Wow,
we are such great counselors!
426
00:21:53,290 --> 00:21:55,120
Well, me maybe
a little more than you.
427
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:57,210
XANDER: Oh, yeah?
428
00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:59,040
How about
a little competition? Emma, will you judge?
429
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,170
No!
430
00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:04,380
Ooh, that felt good.
Ask me something else.
431
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:08,710
So, since everyone cheated
at the Cabin of the Year competition,
432
00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:12,290
I have no choice
but to disqualify all of you!
433
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,040
(ALL GROAN)
434
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,960
This is all
your fault, Emma!
435
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:20,120
You couldn't keep your
perfectly symmetrical mouth shut!
436
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,380
And I'm keeping
the golden canoe for myself.
437
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:25,580
That's at least ten minutes
of fun at the roulette table.
438
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:28,750
I need some cheering up,
since Carl dumped me.
439
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,830
What?
That is cray cray.
440
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:33,290
Yeah.
441
00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:36,790
Aside from not wanting
to be around you, or see your face,
442
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:39,250
I thought he was
totally into you.
443
00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:42,120
Me too, kid.
444
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:45,210
But there's always
the pizza guy. (CHUCKLES)
445
00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:47,210
That reminds me,
I need to buy duct tape.
446
00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:49,460
RAVI: Hello.
447
00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:51,290
Guys, the competition
is over.
448
00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:53,460
Yeah, you don't have to wear
those costumes anymore.
449
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:57,330
I sweated so much,
my costume fused to my skin.
450
00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:00,580
And I just like mine.
451
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,330
I get to pretend
I have chest hair.
452
00:23:03,330 --> 00:23:05,290
I forgot
my buffet card.
453
00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:06,380
(SCREAMS)
454
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:08,500
(GASPS)
455
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,880
Gladys, that's Ravi,
not a bear!
456
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:13,880
I know.
457
00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:18,480
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