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The pressure is on for young Tiffany.
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Will she crack?
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Will the tower crack?
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During swimming, will we
see Jorge's butt crack?
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Don't make me laugh.
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Nice job, Tiff-dog!
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Now there's no way you'll beat me.
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Mail call, Wood-chumps!
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Aah!
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We'll just call it a tie.
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In case you're wondering, I
did go through all your mail.
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And it's as boring as you are!
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Hey, that's a federal offense.
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And offensive!
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Ooh! My collectible Hunter Hayes mug!
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His shirt comes off when
you pour hot liquid into it.
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He's literally too hot to handle.
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Which is what the handle says.
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(Gasps) Omg!
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My friend Jasmine wrote me a letter!
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Where are the words?
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Oh, she only writes in emoticons.
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Her new boyfriend is awesome, she's happy,
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and she tried calamari for the first time!
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My pig Velma was voted
prettiest pig at the state fair!
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Huh.
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I've never seen a bathing suit
with six bikini tops before.
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Then I guess you've
never shopped at Pig Mart.
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Tiffany, what did you get?
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A birthday card from my mom.
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Happy birthday!
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What does it say?
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"I'm sorry for your loss.
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With measured affection, Mother."
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Geez, birthday cards have gotten bleak.
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She's just pointing out that
I lost another year of my life,
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in which I did not change
the face of science.
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Wow, that's heavy.
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Well, what are your birthday parties like?
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Never had one.
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Mom believes in celebrating
accomplishments, not the passage of time.
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But she said when I get into
Harvard, she'll buy me a cake.
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And when I graduate, she'll let me eat it!
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It's like that saying, "You can
have your cake and eat it, too,"
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after four years of college.
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Well, science doesn't innovate itself.
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So, I'm off to discover
a new bacterial strain.
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If you need me, I'll be
swabbing Jorge's socks.
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Guys, we should throw Tiffany
a surprise birthday party!
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That's a great idea!
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I'll contact my party vendors in New York!
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And I'll use my contacts at Pig Mart.
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What? Pigs have parties, too.
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In fact, they're off the hoof.
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? Here we go
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? We're leaving the
city behind right now
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? Let's gather by the campfire light
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? And sing this song
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Hanging out with someone new
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? Then falling out of a camp canoe
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? What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Got a s'more in my hair
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? Mosquitos in our underwear
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? Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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? But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ?
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Okay, Ravi, it's your turn.
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I'm going to serve the ball and
I want you to volley it back.
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You got it, Coach!
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Just call me Volley Molly!
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On second thought, that
does not make any sense.
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Never call me that.
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Here it comes, Volley Molly!
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Ugh! Caught it!
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Good job. Usually we try to hit it
back, but, you know, baby steps.
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Hey, guys, look what I did!
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Oh, it is Wilson from that movie starring
America's favorite guy, Tom Hanks!
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I have no idea who Wilson
is, or that Tom Hanks guy.
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This is Earl.
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Okay, Grizzlies, I'm gonna serve it.
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Call it if it's yours.
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My ball!
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Whoa!
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Ow, my ankle!
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Jorge, I am so sorry!
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My athletic prowess got the best of me.
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Are you all right?
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No! This hurts even worse
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than when I got my finger caught
in that dangerous cheese tray.
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That was a mouse trap.
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I can't believe poor Tiffany's
never had a birthday party before.
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We really need to make this great for her.
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You're right. You know what I always
loved when I was Tiffany's age?
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Balloons! We've gotta get balloons!
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I was thinking bigger than that.
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Gotcha. Hot air balloon.
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My cousin's got a basket and a blowtorch.
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Done and done.
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I think we should have her
party in the camp library.
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Believe it or not, it's her happy place.
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Yeah, 'cause nothing says
party like whispering.
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Hey, let's throw her a
backwoods shindig at The Spot!
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(Gasps) Brilliant!
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But let's give it a little New York flair.
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Dress code: black ties and cowboy boots.
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I am so down for that hoedown!
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Uh, guys, I don't think she'd like that.
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And I know because, I'm
very close to Tiffany.
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Okay, my bunk is very close to Tiffany's.
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Listen, Zuri, you keep Tiffany busy
while we plan this rustic chic affair.
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Great! Then it's settled.
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We'll have her surprise birthday
party at The Spot, Friday afternoon.
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Awww, they remembered my birthday!
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So are we going with the hot air balloon?
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If not, my cousin also rents blimps.
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His backyard is huge!
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Do you think I'll ever sit
on the bench again, Coach?
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Oh, I'm sure you will.
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Let's see what the nurse says.
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Did somebody call for a nurse?
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Hazel, what are you doing here?
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Budget cuts. Gladys made me Head Nurse.
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My diagnosis: handsome-itis.
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The treatment:
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take two of me every day!
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Boop!
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Jorge is the patient, not me.
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Although I'm suddenly
feeling very nauseous.
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Then I should examine you.
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Volleyball! We've gotta go!
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Stay strong, my brother! (Exclaims)
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I don't want you to treat me!
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You're not a real nurse!
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That's not true. I took an online course.
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And when it's done
buffering, I'll finish it.
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You know, my ankle's really not that bad.
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I'll just limp it off.
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Don't be silly. You should rest.
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Here's the remote for the
TV. I'll turn up the AC.
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Why are you being so nice to me?
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Am I dying?
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No, I'm just in a good mood.
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My friends are throwing me
a surprise birthday party.
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Time for your ice cream!
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Earl, mi amigo, we've hit the jackpot.
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No, I will not share my ice cream with you!
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Dairy makes you gassy!
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Surprise! (Both screaming)
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I love surprises, don't you?
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And remember, when it comes to
celebrating, I love disco balls,
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jugglers, and limbo sticks!
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(Grunts) Oh!
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She must be drinking the lake water again.
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Okay, Zuri, you keep
Tiffany, out of the cabin,
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while we plan her birthday party.
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I just booked Lasso Larry!
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He's the best party cowboy
this side of the Mississippi.
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In fact, the only one.
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Hey, Zuri. Oh! Hey, Tiffany.
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Wanna hang out for three to five hours?
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Well, I was going to get a snack,
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then go back to the
cabin to study Swahili...
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Uh... No, you should do it here!
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And I would love to study with you.
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But in this area only.
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Okay, if you want to...
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But I didn't know you were
interested in learning Swahili.
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Oh, yes, I love all the languages.
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I always say, you can never be too lingual.
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Great! Hujambo!
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Gesundheit!
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No. That means hello in Swahili.
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This is going to be a
fun three to five hours.
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My dance moves are on fire!
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(Shudders)
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My ankle feels stronger than ever!
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(Knocking at door)
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(Knocking at door)
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Come in.
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Jorge, you look pale
and sweatier than usual.
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How are you feeling?
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Dad?
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Is that you?
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No, it is Ravi, and I thought
you just sprained your ankle.
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Uh, yeah, it spread to my eyes.
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So, looks like I'll be in here for a while.
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I feel terrible for putting
you in this invalid state,
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and making you miss the
Volleyball Tournament.
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Is there anything I can do for you?
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Pray for me.
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Now please go, I need to rest.
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(Door closes)
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Hey, Earl, what do you say we crank
this game up to level Beginner Plus.
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(Music playing on TV)
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Jorge, I forgot to...
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Give you this "get well" card,
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but I guess it is moot,
because you clearly got well!
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Did not! I'm completely incapacitated.
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I can't help it! I was born to dance!
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I cannot believe you
are milking your injury!
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Dude, this place has air conditioning,
snacks, TV, it's pure luxury!
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I'd cut off my ankle to stay in here!
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Plus, I'm totally hooked on this
show called Yesterday's Tomorrow.
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In other words, today?
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I don't get what you're saying.
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Anyway... Why don't you fake
an injury and join me in here?
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I would never!
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Come on, I could really use the company.
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Earl's not much of a talker.
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Plus, you'll get out of
that Volleyball Tournament.
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I do not want out.
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I am a valuable asset to the team!
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I am a person on the team!
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Suit yourself. I will.
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Shame.
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Shame on you.
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I can't believe Lasso Larry
canceled on Tiffany's party.
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Now she'll never know the joy
of being roped and hog tied.
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Good times.
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It's a setback, but I did just
land us a Lance Bass impersonator.
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Although it might just be him.
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(Exclaims)
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Perfect. And I got us these!
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Party planner headsets.
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(Gasps) Awesome!
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We look so cool!
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Are you there? Sure am!
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Can you hear me? Yes, I can!
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Zuri, you're supposed
to be on Tiffany watch.
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Don't worry, she's translating
Crime and Punishment into Swahili.
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So I have ten minutes to tell
you what her favorite cake is.
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That's awesome, but we already got a cake.
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It's a buttercream chocolate ganache
blend, iced in lingonberry frosting,
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and sprinkled with salt
imported from the Red Sea.
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Tiffany just likes vanilla.
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Oh, trust me, NYC Magazine
called this cake "too good to eat."
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Are you guys forgetting
who this party is for?
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Hey, Good chucks. How ya doing?
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Planning something? Ooh, party supplies.
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I wonder who that's for.
Guess I'll leave you to it!
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(Fake coughs) Chocolate cake.
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What just happened? I don't know.
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Okay, boys. The tournament is tomorrow,
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so let's treat this scrimmage
like it's the real thing.
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Yes, let us scrim like the
ferocious beasts we are,
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and bite our opponents' heads off!
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Bro, the goal is to beat
them, not eat them.
254
00:12:52,908 --> 00:12:56,210
I got it, I got it, I
got it, I got it! Whoa!
255
00:12:57,212 --> 00:12:58,646
Are you okay?
256
00:12:58,648 --> 00:13:01,749
(Girls laughing)
257
00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:04,252
Jorge: Dude, this place
has air conditioning,
258
00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:08,055
snacks, TV, it's pure luxury!
259
00:13:08,057 --> 00:13:10,925
No, I am not okay!
260
00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:14,162
Take me to the luxury!
I mean, the infirmary!
261
00:13:19,001 --> 00:13:21,636
And we are finally done!
262
00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:22,970
Yep.
263
00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:25,006
Wow! Twenty dollars sure goes a lot further
264
00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:26,408
in Maine than it does in Manhattan.
265
00:13:27,109 --> 00:13:29,010
Whooey!
266
00:13:29,012 --> 00:13:31,679
Those fancy chocolate-covered
strawberries look good enough to eat!
267
00:13:31,681 --> 00:13:33,080
You do eat them.
268
00:13:33,082 --> 00:13:34,949
Really?
269
00:13:34,951 --> 00:13:38,419
It just keeps getting better and better!
270
00:13:38,421 --> 00:13:40,021
Tiffany's gonna love it.
271
00:13:40,023 --> 00:13:41,622
Yeah, what kid doesn't want to play
272
00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:44,458
tumbleweed bowling or eat
endless amounts of caviar?
273
00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:46,093
We thought of everything.
274
00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:48,296
Now all we have to do is wait
for the guests to show up.
275
00:13:49,298 --> 00:13:50,832
Oh! We forgot to invite people.
276
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:51,933
Yep, sure did.
277
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:54,001
(Growling)
278
00:13:54,003 --> 00:13:55,503
(Both gasp)
279
00:13:55,505 --> 00:13:56,871
Emma: Looks like we have a party crasher.
280
00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:59,707
Maybe he'll just drop
off a present and go...
281
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,209
(Roars) (Shrieks)
282
00:14:01,211 --> 00:14:02,443
Let's run for our lives!
283
00:14:02,445 --> 00:14:04,879
No, you never run from a bear!
284
00:14:04,881 --> 00:14:08,716
We're going to back away
slowly for our lives!
285
00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:17,058
You were right, Jorge.
286
00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:21,963
Chillaxing in the infirmary definitely
beats being ridiculed at volleyball.
287
00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:25,066
Hey, there's a big brain
under this rocking 'do.
288
00:14:27,035 --> 00:14:29,203
How are my two favorite patients?
289
00:14:29,205 --> 00:14:31,873
Still in excruciating pain.
290
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,941
An artisan cheese platter might help.
291
00:14:36,144 --> 00:14:37,845
Hey, guys.
292
00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:40,581
Hey, Xandy. Want me to
check your temperature?
293
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,084
I bet it's hot.
294
00:14:43,086 --> 00:14:45,186
Hazel, I'm just here to see Ravi and Jorge.
295
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,821
Sure.
296
00:14:46,823 --> 00:14:49,357
See you at my party.
It's a surprise, so shh.
297
00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:50,691
Don't tell me.
298
00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:51,792
Wink.
299
00:14:53,562 --> 00:14:55,630
Who says "wink" when they wink?
300
00:14:57,266 --> 00:15:00,668
So, how are you guys feeling?
301
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:03,104
Dad! Is that you?
302
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,643
My knee is redder than a baboon's backside.
303
00:15:09,878 --> 00:15:11,412
Bummer.
304
00:15:11,414 --> 00:15:13,347
Guess the Grizzlies will have
to forfeit the tournament.
305
00:15:13,349 --> 00:15:14,882
What do you mean?
306
00:15:14,884 --> 00:15:16,417
Well, without you guys,
we're short a player.
307
00:15:16,419 --> 00:15:19,020
But no worries, just
focus on getting better.
308
00:15:19,022 --> 00:15:21,822
And getting Jorge to
take a shower. He is ripe.
309
00:15:22,624 --> 00:15:25,393
Actually, that's Earl.
310
00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:28,496
He hasn't showered since
I took him out of the box.
311
00:15:30,132 --> 00:15:33,434
I am so sorry, Xander. I feel
like I have disappointed you.
312
00:15:33,436 --> 00:15:35,069
No way, man.
313
00:15:35,071 --> 00:15:36,637
You gave it your all and
that's the best example
314
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,806
a CIT can set for his campers.
315
00:15:38,808 --> 00:15:41,542
Now rest up. I'll smell ya later, Jorge.
316
00:15:45,247 --> 00:15:49,150
I cannot believe I lied to
Xander just so I can sit here
317
00:15:49,152 --> 00:15:51,052
and binge watch addictive TV.
318
00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:53,087
I know!
319
00:15:53,089 --> 00:15:55,356
I'm so proud of you.
320
00:15:56,258 --> 00:15:58,292
Well, you should not be.
321
00:15:58,294 --> 00:16:03,331
As a CIT, it is my job to be a
good role model for my campers.
322
00:16:03,932 --> 00:16:05,066
Shame.
323
00:16:05,068 --> 00:16:06,534
Shame on me.
324
00:16:11,139 --> 00:16:15,009
Maybe serving salmon mousse wasn't
the best idea in bear territory.
325
00:16:16,812 --> 00:16:19,180
At least the bear left the cake.
326
00:16:19,182 --> 00:16:23,084
Although, I'm slightly
offended he didn't even try it.
327
00:16:23,086 --> 00:16:25,686
Well, looks like he's gone. So let's
grab the cake, and get out of here!
328
00:16:25,688 --> 00:16:27,588
(Lowing)
329
00:16:27,590 --> 00:16:28,990
(Emma gasps)
330
00:16:28,992 --> 00:16:30,825
What are you supposed to
do when you see a moose?
331
00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:32,159
Hide or run.
332
00:16:32,161 --> 00:16:34,161
Well, I'm too scared
to move, so I pick hide.
333
00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:37,698
Hop on.
334
00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:38,766
(Squeals)
335
00:16:40,135 --> 00:16:42,003
(Moose grunting)
336
00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:44,772
(Moose growls)
337
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,308
(Both scream)
338
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,877
On the bright side, we don't have
to invite anyone to the party,
339
00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:51,212
because the bear brought a friend.
340
00:16:51,214 --> 00:16:52,313
(Moose growls)
341
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,015
He didn't try the cake either.
342
00:16:54,483 --> 00:16:56,884
(Lowing angrily)
343
00:16:56,886 --> 00:16:58,486
We're going to need bigger party hats.
344
00:16:58,488 --> 00:17:00,688
(Gasps)
345
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:03,024
Well, Grizzlies, looks like
we don't have enough players,
346
00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:05,393
so we're gonna have to
forfeit the tournament.
347
00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:11,699
Band of volleyball brothers, you do
not have to give up the good fight.
348
00:17:11,701 --> 00:17:14,568
For I am here, and I will play!
349
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:16,303
(Team members moan)
350
00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:20,408
Come on, give me this.
351
00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:22,810
Ravi, you're willing to play hurt?
352
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:27,381
The truth is... I was never hurt.
353
00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:30,084
I faked my injury to avoid
playing in the tournament.
354
00:17:30,086 --> 00:17:34,822
But I realize now that it is not
about being the best player.
355
00:17:34,824 --> 00:17:38,993
It is about trying, and setting
a good example for the campers.
356
00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:41,662
Great. You learned your lesson on your own.
357
00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:44,098
Saves me some time. So,
let's play some volleyball!
358
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,535
Wait, don't start without me!
359
00:17:47,537 --> 00:17:49,336
Jorge, you are here!
360
00:17:49,338 --> 00:17:50,905
Of course.
361
00:17:50,907 --> 00:17:54,008
You taught me two very
important things today.
362
00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,510
I should never lie to get out of stuff,
363
00:17:56,512 --> 00:17:59,814
and artisan cheese is way
better than spray cheese.
364
00:18:01,516 --> 00:18:03,717
I am very proud of you.
365
00:18:03,719 --> 00:18:07,455
Now, let us go out there and serve
up a can of "You lose, losers!"
366
00:18:09,024 --> 00:18:10,791
Smack talk is not my forte.
367
00:18:12,561 --> 00:18:15,796
Wait, why do we have to
study Swahili in the woods?
368
00:18:15,798 --> 00:18:18,599
Anyone can speak Swahili in a library,
369
00:18:18,601 --> 00:18:24,138
but only a real linguist can do it at
The Spot, in precisely three minutes.
370
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:26,140
Okay, what is going on, Zuri?
371
00:18:26,142 --> 00:18:28,776
I'm sorry, but I'm sworn to secrecy.
372
00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,578
Surprise! Happy Birthday, Tiffany!
373
00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,046
Location change!
374
00:18:32,048 --> 00:18:33,280
Party in the cabin! Don't tell the moose!
375
00:18:33,282 --> 00:18:35,182
Which is right behind us! Surprise again!
376
00:18:36,118 --> 00:18:37,952
A birthday party?
377
00:18:37,954 --> 00:18:39,286
For me?
378
00:18:39,288 --> 00:18:40,955
(Moose lowing)
379
00:18:42,257 --> 00:18:44,391
Less gushing, more rushing!
380
00:18:47,162 --> 00:18:49,230
(Home team cheering)
381
00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:53,868
All right, boys, one
more point for the win!
382
00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:57,838
(Girls cheering)
383
00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,410
Ravi, you've got this!
384
00:19:12,854 --> 00:19:14,321
(Cheering) Yes!
385
00:19:14,323 --> 00:19:16,590
Ravi, you won us the tournament!
386
00:19:16,592 --> 00:19:18,759
Way to step up and keep
your head in the game.
387
00:19:18,761 --> 00:19:20,161
Literally. (Scoffs)
388
00:19:20,829 --> 00:19:22,029
Thank you, guys.
389
00:19:22,031 --> 00:19:24,198
Dog pile on Ravi!
390
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,399
No! (Groans)
391
00:19:27,869 --> 00:19:30,104
Ow, my arm!
392
00:19:30,106 --> 00:19:33,174
Jorge, I realize this is a dog pile,
393
00:19:33,176 --> 00:19:35,676
but please stop licking my shoulder blade.
394
00:19:37,312 --> 00:19:40,681
Gee, I'm out here walking in the woods,
395
00:19:40,683 --> 00:19:45,386
not expecting any kind of
party for my birthday at all...
396
00:19:46,388 --> 00:19:47,855
(Bear roars)
397
00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:51,125
(Gasps)
398
00:19:51,127 --> 00:19:54,061
Please tell me you're
a really hairy juggler.
399
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:56,964
(Bear roars)
400
00:19:57,332 --> 00:19:59,066
Guess not.
401
00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:02,469
This is not the kind of
surprise I was expecting!
402
00:20:06,741 --> 00:20:08,576
I know I've never had
a birthday party before,
403
00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:11,979
but is there usually a wild animal chase?
404
00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:14,181
In some countries.
405
00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:15,683
It just wasn't part of our plan.
406
00:20:15,685 --> 00:20:17,585
But, hey, at least we saved the cake!
407
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:19,987
(Thud) Whoa!
408
00:20:22,257 --> 00:20:24,225
My cake!
409
00:20:24,227 --> 00:20:26,393
I mean, Tiffany's cake!
410
00:20:27,429 --> 00:20:30,264
Not loving the sea salt in my eyes.
411
00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:32,833
Oh, that burns!
412
00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:35,436
You know what hurts more
than a little sea salt?
413
00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:39,373
Showing up at my surprise party,
only to get mauled by a bear,
414
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:43,844
and serenaded by a Lance Bass look-alike!
415
00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:47,414
He showed up really late.
That's coming out of his pay.
416
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:50,584
Then to top it all off, I find this!
417
00:20:53,388 --> 00:20:55,456
The party wasn't even for me!
418
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,425
We're really sorry, Hazel.
419
00:20:58,427 --> 00:21:00,461
We didn't know it was your birthday, too.
420
00:21:00,463 --> 00:21:04,732
Why don't you stay? Have some floor cake.
421
00:21:04,734 --> 00:21:08,302
Forget it! I'm not celebrating
my birthday with you losers.
422
00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:13,073
So, girls, top notch party planning.
423
00:21:13,075 --> 00:21:15,676
What's next, a pinata full of bees?
424
00:21:17,479 --> 00:21:19,446
Sorry we ruined your birthday, Tiffany.
425
00:21:19,448 --> 00:21:20,481
I'm sorry, too.
426
00:21:22,651 --> 00:21:24,151
Lou, we're over here.
427
00:21:25,086 --> 00:21:26,587
Oh! My bad.
428
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:29,556
The sea salt has temporarily blinded me.
429
00:21:29,558 --> 00:21:31,358
At least, I hope it's temporary.
430
00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:35,829
You don't need to apologize.
431
00:21:35,831 --> 00:21:37,931
I never thought I'd get to have a party,
432
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:43,837
so, just the fact that you planned anything
makes this the best birthday ever!
433
00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:47,441
Plus, I got to be in my first stampede.
434
00:21:47,443 --> 00:21:50,978
Well, your birthday's
about to get even better.
435
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:53,180
(Gasps) The lord of the strings quartet!
436
00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:54,615
My favorite!
437
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:56,417
How did you know?
438
00:21:56,419 --> 00:21:58,252
Because we're marafiki.
439
00:21:58,254 --> 00:22:00,321
Oh my gosh, are you contagious?
440
00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:03,424
No.
441
00:22:03,426 --> 00:22:05,693
It means we're friends in Swahili.
442
00:22:07,462 --> 00:22:09,463
Thank you so much, you guys.
443
00:22:09,465 --> 00:22:11,832
Well, let's get these nerds playing.
444
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:13,233
They're on the clock.
445
00:22:14,536 --> 00:22:17,705
(Playing lively music)
446
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,541
I'll serve the cake!
447
00:22:22,110 --> 00:22:23,177
(Gasps)
448
00:22:23,845 --> 00:22:25,479
I want the rose!
449
00:22:25,481 --> 00:22:26,413
No, you don't.
450
00:22:31,052 --> 00:22:34,888
Nurse Hazel, might I trouble you
for some tropical fruit punch?
451
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:36,390
No!
452
00:22:36,392 --> 00:22:38,425
I'm only serving one kind of punch today.
453
00:22:40,028 --> 00:22:41,362
Abort! Abort!
454
00:22:41,364 --> 00:22:44,498
Hazel is back to her old self. Hide!
455
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:47,768
(Gasps) Do not leave me! Earl, you coward!
456
00:22:49,804 --> 00:22:51,872
Time to check your reflexes!
457
00:22:51,874 --> 00:22:54,341
I assure you, they are fine.
458
00:22:54,343 --> 00:22:56,910
They won't be when I'm done with them.
459
00:22:57,479 --> 00:22:59,279
Earl!
460
00:22:59,329 --> 00:23:03,879
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